Wednesday Afternoon Really? All Day? Links

by | Jan 29, 2020 | Daily Links | 396 comments

Good News From Bad People Who Love Bad News

Of course there’s a YouTube channel filled entirely with Japanese stray cat cuddles

“Impressed cat video” is a YouTube channel that seems as if it’s always existed yet has only just now come to our attention. In it, a guy documents his journeys wandering around Japan, meeting stray cats and taking videos of them that he then uploads on a regular basis. That’s all there is to it. That’s all there needs to be to it.

If you’re not convinced that this material stands on its own merits, watch for yourself. Several hours ago, he posted “A stray cat came when I sat on a bench in the park.” True to this description, a striped cat with a chewed-up ear comes over to meow and purr and rub its head against his leg. The only plot twist comes when a second cat walks over and sits next to them. Otherwise, it’s just an HD video of a happy cat saying hello to a stranger.

So muchly happy cat facely.


Norwegian TV Tests The Judgement Of Professional Stockbrokers Against Astrology, Beauty Bloggers, And Cow Poop

On the program Økonomiekspertene, Norway’s national broadcaster NRK gave 10,000 Norwegian kroner ($1,122) each to four teams to see where they would choose to invest it and what return they could get in three months. The competitors: two stockbrokers, an astrology expert, two beauty bloggers, and a herd of cows. The cows were allowed to roam over a grid of 25 company names and do what cows do. The producers then invested the cows’ money in the stocks on which the most cow patties had landed.


VA started pushing crazy gun laws, so residents just bought 74,000 more firearms – in one month

RICHMOND, VA- It’s not surprising to see that the residents within Virginia purchased nearly 74,000 firearms in December of 2019.

Gun control bills and measures have been a hot topic in the state of Virginia, and with good reason.

Democrats within Richmond have been adamant in bringing forth legislation that can be contorted to strip citizens of their second amendment rights. As a result, citizens of the state thought it a good idea to purchase their weapons while they still could.

According to the Associated Press, December of 2019 saw an increase of 47% over the number of firearm sales when compared to December of 2018.

The tallied number of guns sold totaled out to 73,849. The outlet reported that the increase in sales was likely “due to growing fears of increased firearms restrictions backed by Democrats who control the state government.”



And I think we should include in the comments surprising facts about ourselves, to make us grow closer. Here’s mine:

I have eaten at The Rain Forest Cafe six times.

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SugarFree

Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist

396 Comments

  1. Swiss Servator

    The producers then invested the cows’ money in the stocks on which the most cow patties had landed.

    Welp. So much for the proprietary method of my 401(k) investing…

    • SugarFree

      The Turd Blossom Fund died as it lived: dead broke.

    • Ted S.

      So that’s why you like cow butt!

    • ChipsnSalsa

      Well I learned that Norwegian “influceners” look just like American “influencers”. Well, the dudes sweater seems very Norwegian.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      High steaks investing?

      • B.P.

        Cash cow.

      • Sean

        Guaranteed moo-la

      • Florida Man

        It’s certainly a bull market.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Cud it out man.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I stick to mootual funds.

    • creech

      talk about herd mentality.

      • Fourscore

        I calfed in, went with the cream of the crop

  2. Rebel Scum

    So muchly happy cat facely.

    I stay away from random pussy.

    • Fourscore

      Random and feral are not the same.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The reporter was angling for a blowup so she could play the victim.

      Being yelled at by angry Republicans is so hot right now.

    • Raston Bot

      i didn’t do any firearms but mags.. oh hell yeah.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Metal.
      Cutting.
      Router.
      Bit.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I had a very interesting conversation with my very-Candadian immigrant friend that is a 3D printer junky. He was floored by how weird US gun-manufacturing laws are. And I got to show him how easy it is to print up parts for a lower receiver compared to, say, a Błyskawica.

  3. Raston Bot

    The cow patties reminds me of A Random Walk Down Wall Street which posits that you can’t beat the market average so just invest in mutual funds to keep your expense ratio low.

    • kinnath

      Index funds.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        yep

      • Raston Bot

        yep. key detail i omitted.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Vanguard, Fidelity, or Schwab if you have the ability to choose.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      At the University of Chicago I had a professor that would cross himself when he said “Markets are efficient”.

      • Fourscore

        He didn’t say safe and secure. Past performance…

  4. kinnath

    And I think we should include in the comments surprising facts about ourselves, you make us grow closer.

    I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

    • CPRM

      But your best friend has an assface?

    • B.P.

      Wait, you have a youtube video with 40 million views? If I’ve learned anything from Internet hype news stories, that means you make millions of dollars per year by posting cat videos, right?

      I must say it’s a pretty great cat video.

      • Juvenile Bluster

        More like $2k a year (before taxes).

        It was once featured on some sort of Japanese variety show and my wife did a Skype interview with them.

      • RBS

        JB is Mr. Sparkle

      • Juvenile Bluster

        Fishbulb.

      • B.P.

        Not bad.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Now we know what happened to Mr Lizard

      • SugarFree

        He never made it out of that foul Tub of Doom.

        DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    • Sensei

      I’d actually seen that one before!

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Ha – me too.

      • Festus

        Yep

    • Tundra

      I like the kitteh avalanche too.

    • Chafed

      I did my part. Enjoy your filthy lucre.

  5. Rebel Scum

    It’s not surprising to see that the residents within Virginia purchased nearly 74,000 firearms in December of 2019.

    I’d wager that it is mostly nondescript pistols/rifles with nondescript features that will all be lost in unfortunate accidents while on aquatic jaunts and voyages.

    • creech

      Why are gun owners such poor sailors? They have more accidents than NBA stars.

      • R C Dean

        They have more aquatic accidents than NBA stars the Kennedys.

  6. Raven Nation

    Football spoiler alert…

    Liverpool are going to win the Premier League by a record margin.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      You are thinking of soccer.

      • Drake

        Or the Beatles?

    • Juvenile Bluster

      As a Liverpool supporter of 25 years, I am not ready to concede that yet. Not until it’s mathematically clinched.

      We’ve been through some things.

      • Raven Nation

        I know, but since I’m not a supporter, I can speculate and not jinx it.

        Even if Man City won all their remaining games, Liverpool only need 24 points from their remaining games to win the 14 games to win the title.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They just won Champions league, and while they have never won the PL they have won the equivalent 18 times.

      • Rhywun

        Not until it’s mathematically clinched.

        this

  7. Rebel Scum

    Thousands Mysteriously Show Up At Trump Rally Even After CNN Explained To Them How Stupid They Are

    CNN commentators say they are baffled to learn that tens of thousands of people showed up for Donald Trump’s New Jersey rally yesterday even after elite journalists carefully explained to them that Trump supporters were stupid.

    Don Lemon said he was absolutely mystified by the development. In a statement made to a corner of his studio he couldn’t find his way out of, Lemon said, “We just got through discussing in elaborate detail the fact that Trump supporters are idiots who don’t even know how to spell or use a map, and yet for some reason, these people are still lining up for days just to get a glimpse of the president. It’s as if they don’t even care what we think of them. But that can’t be it. After all, we’re CNN.” …

    Political Consultant Rick Wilson also said he was baffled by the huge, enthusiastic turnout for Trump.

    Wilson unburdened himself to an empty table in the CNN cafeteria where he was yet again eating lunch by himself, saying, “What do we have to do to convince these people to stay away from Trump? We imitated them with fake southern accents, but that didn’t work. We joked about what morons they were, but that didn’t do the trick either. We even called them funny names, and yet they seem to think they understand politics better than a man like me, who actually worked as a strategist for Evan McMullen’s presidential campaign. I tell you: as elite as I am, even I sometimes don’t understand these people.”

    • Juvenile Bluster

      I’d forgotten about Evan McMullen’s existence.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        So did everyone not named “Moma McMullen”

      • peachy rex

        The McMuffin campaign actually makes sense as a modern art project; more than it did as politics, certainly.

    • Tonio

      Speaking of the Bee, looks like someone from there is moonlighting at Daily Wire.

      • Not Adahn

        Or DW is shamelessly ripping them off.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      How did they find it? Surely they couldn’t have used a map.

      • Animal

        Followed the cheering?

  8. Gender Traitor

    For taking up Obama’s mantle, should Northam or Bloomberg get S&W’s Salesman of the Year award?

    Surprising fact about myself? I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this, but I modeled for art classes in college.

    • Florida Man

      Surprising fact about myself? I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this, but I modeled for art classes in college.

      …….HAWT!

      • Gender Traitor

        I thought about trying to do it full time at a larger university after I graduated, but that would have involved telling my mother what I was doing for a living.

      • Florida Man

        Moms: ruining fun since 10,000 BC.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Are you calling GT old?

    • Hyperion

      If that link was to NYT and it was an actual Yale policy, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least. The scariest trend going on right now in medical academia is the entire ‘health equity’ bullshit. IOW, fuck actual improvements in medical technology, as long as everyone is equally sick, we’re making progress. So a policy like the Bee are doing a parody of there, it won’t be long before it’s no longer a joke. /science

      • Rebel Scum

        as long as everyone is equally sick

        Lowest common denominator, comrade.

  9. Juvenile Bluster

    Surprising fact about myself: I won the county spelling bee in 5th and 6th grade. But it was only for religious private schools.

    In 7th grade I won a (team) county computer programming championship! It was … BASIC on the Apple IIe.

    In 11th grade I competed at the state level in some kind of accounting test (I can’t even remember what) for the Future Business Leaders of America.

    • Raven Nation

      I was part of my high school team that appeared on a TV high school quiz show.

      • Ted S.

        Me too. The show we were on was shot in the same studio that had the Mr. Food set against the opposite wall of the studio.

        Thanks to my memory of useless facts, we beat the shit out of everybody.

      • Rhywun

        #metoo

      • CPRM

        Ours wasn’t televised.

      • Cannoli

        Me too. We got second place one year, which came with scholarship money.

      • Ted S.

        We didn’t get scholarships. 🙁

        We were in two stations, only one of which gave out prizes. Got a station T-shirt, and an overnight bag that I still have.

        The school district gave us inscribed key chains one year, and inscribed alarm clocks another. I still have the alarm clock, although the design meant the front cover finally came unhinged from the rest after about 25 years.

      • Ted S.

        “On” stations, not “in”. That’s what I get for typing on my tablet.

      • Cannoli

        It wasn’t a big scholarship, but $500 is still a pretty nice consolation prize.

      • The Hyperbole

        #Me too if ‘part’ equals back up who stood behind the actual team with the teacher/adviser for three seconds at the beginning of the show.

        Fun fact : I was wearing my Academic Challenge T-shirt when I put my thumb through a Shopsmith Mark V planner deep in the Canadian wilds, I used it to staunch the bleeding and the kindly aid station doctor had to cut it away, he was “sorrey” however.

      • robc

        Me too. We won the tourney, so I was on tv for it 5 times.

        At one point, if you listen closely, you can hear me say that the county atlanta is in is fulton county stadium.

    • Tres Cool

      I used to be a male model.
      I did all the BEFORE pics for diet pill ads.

      • Not Adahn

        Better than being the BEFORE model for penis enlargement pills.

      • Tres Cool

        I used to have the body of a Greek God. Now, I just look like a goddamn Greek.

        /hey-oooooh

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m Bob, the Exztenz Guy,
        /Waves

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Turkish prison guard…..

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      But it was only for religious private schools.

      You say that like government schools turn out spelling bee champs like China turns out record breaking weightlifters that piss hot.

      • Juvenile Bluster

        Just saying there wasn’t a ton of competition.

        I would’ve gotten my ass handed to me by a homeschooled kid.

    • Florida Man

      I had the highest GPA in FFA at my high school. I did not have a high a GPA.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I’ve been knocked out by former world champions Fernando Vargas and Corey Spinks. I think I suffered some brain trauma….

      I’ve been knocked out by former world champions Fernando Vargas and Corey Spinks. I think I suffered some brain trauma….

      I’ve been knocked out by former world champions Fernando Vargas and Corey Spinks. I think I suffered some brain trauma….

      I’ve been…

      • Fourscore

        I was voted “Most likely to be Hung” and they was right!

  10. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Democrats within Richmond have been adamant in bringing forth legislation that can be contorted to strip citizens of their second amendment rights. As a result, citizens of the state thought it a good idea to purchase their weapons while they still could.

    According to the Associated Press, December of 2019 saw an increase of 47% over the number of firearm sales when compared to December of 2018.

    Can confirm. I mentioned earlier the gun store I went to a couple weeks ago looked like a hurricane swept through. Half of the firearms and nearly all of the ammo gone. While I waited, the phone rang continuously with people asking if they still had this or that in stock.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s almost like people don’t intend to comply with tyrannical, unconstitutional horseshit gun-safety legislation. Don’t they know it’s for their own good?

    • Tonio

      Yeah, I’m waiting for tax refund time before buying up. I hope they have stock by then but suspect it may fly off the shelves as fast as they can get it in.

      Any suggestions, guys?

      • Rebel Scum

        Buy online. Cheaperthandirt, PSA, etc.

      • Not Adahn

        Honestly, I can do better than those if it’s a gun that my LGS can get through their distributor. They will charge me more, but not more than PSA+transfer fee. They’re canny that way.

      • Tonio

        Is this one of those deals where you have to have it shipped to a licensed firearm dealer and pay a handling fee? Not that that’s a problem, just need to know ahead of time.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Yes. Any firearm your ‘order online’ needs to be shipped to a FFL. At the FFL, you’ll fill out your paperwork, pay the FFL their fee, and take possession.

        The only exceptions are antiques and if you buy an M1 Garrand from the government. Those you can get shipped directly to your door.

      • Animal

        Or if you have a Curio & Relics license and are buying guns over fifty years old; then you can have those shipped directly to your door. Since almost all the stuff I like to mess with is well over fifty years old, it works out rather well.

      • Not Adahn

        Scary looking ones. Particularly ones with the thing that goes up.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Anything that has “WARNING: Not CA Compliant” stamped on the case.

      • B.P.

        Claim 30 dependents.

        Oh, you mean gun suggestions.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Its 2020, order online and have it shipped to your local FFL. Palmetto State Armory is a good place to go, but they are *slow*. In exchange, you know you are getting from a company founded on the idea that an AR15 in everyone’s hands makes them harder to outlaw. If you want faster shipping, Grabagun.com is popular and has good prices (but I’ve never used them).

      • Rebel Scum

        they are *slow*

        as molasses.

      • dontreadonme

        I just got an AR pistol upper kit from PSA a couple of weeks ago and it was at my door in 5 days….plenty fast for me.

      • Tonio

        Thanks.

    • Hyperion

      There’s going to be a lot of boating accidents in VA soon, right?

      These people really want a confrontation, don’t they? I mean with their political enemies. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread?

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        If I worked at a boat rental company in VA right now, I would have the [fire emoji]’est advertising right now.

      • Tonio

        Look, I’ve got a kayak. There is only so much under-deck space. Those things get tippy when you go through rapids. Who knew that cotton cooking twine wouldn’t hold?

  11. Count Potato

    I have eaten in actual rain forest.

    • SugarFree

      I have eaten an actual rain forest would have been more interesting.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        That’s… a lot of fiber.

      • Homple

        Being eaten in a rain forest would be an even more interesting story.

      • peachy rex

        My grossest childhood story involves me, a bunch of my 7th grade class-mates, a Sri Lankan waterfall, a van, and leeches. Many many leeches. By the time we got to the hotel the van looked like the sickbay of a ship at Trafalgar. Best field trip *ever*.

      • Tonio

        Eeeeeewwww!

        Also, possible thread winner.

      • Raven Nation

        I was on a hike once where one of the other kids got a leech on the inside of his eyelid.

      • peachy rex

        Jesus. Ours were all external – until we burnt them off and stomped on them. Blood and leech corpses *everywhere*. Of course, at that school we played full contact tackle rugby in PE class – one of my classmates broke his leg in a game – so squeamishness was… not an issue.

    • kinnath

      Does eating in a restaurant in downtown Singapore count?

  12. Shirley Knott

    Surprising fact about myself: as a young teen I was friends with a WW1 flying ace.

      • Shirley Knott

        WW one, not two 😉
        He had a considerable store of outrage over the Germans and especially the Nazis.

      • CPRM

        I thought of this one.

      • Shirley Knott

        Not this?

  13. Hyperion

    It’s a Sugar Free sort of day. STEVE SMITH NO LIKE!

  14. wdalasio

    The cow poop story is funny. But, not all that surprising. If you believe in the efficient market hypothesis, pretty much any opportunity is going to be pretty well priced in almost immediately, particularly the sorts of opportunities that might arise in a 3-month investment horizon. You might be able to get better returns taking a longer-term outlook, or avoiding excessive trading (the actual basis for the claim that women do better than men at investing), or buying into the market at opportune times (the old “Be afraid when everyone else is greedy and greedy when everyone else is afraid.” line). But, short-term in a hot market? You aren’t doing that much to add alpha.

  15. Tundra

    Hi, my name is Tundra and I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

    I’m really enjoying your work today, SF. I just forwarded the cow story to my financial guy. I’m looking forward to the response!

    MM is one of those bands that I’m not always in the mood to hear, but I do really dig them. Here’s another gem.

    Thanks, dude!

    • SugarFree

      Yeah, I seem to like about 50% of their output overall, but that is easily my favorite album.

    • Fourscore

      Just got your email, going long on cow fertilizer. Broker said the music selection needs more cow bells.

    • Chafed

      You would be happier if MM stood for Monster Magnet.

      Space Lord motherfather!

      Enact your own labor to see it.

    • Spudalicious

      I’ll repeat, a size 16 cannot be considered a mini dress.

  16. Warty

    Those jap kitties tho

    • Tundra

      Briefly makes me wish I wasn’t allergic to the little bastards.

    • Not Adahn

      Straff says it’s because the Japanese are such nice people. My theory is that the Japanese murdered any cat that wasn’t adorable.

  17. Count Potato

    “‘He was a rapist. Deal with it’: Disney heiress Abigail Disney weighs in on Kobe Bryant’s rape case past after the Washington Post writer suspended for tweeting about it is reinstated

    Abigail Disney has weighed in on Kobe Bryant’s controversial past, after actress Evan Rachel Wood and a Washington Post journalist were berated for tweeting about a rape allegation against him from 2003, just hours after his death in a helicopter crash Sunday.

    The Emmy-winning documentary filmmaker posted her opinion Wednesday morning, after Wood made her Twitter account private in response to backlash and Felicia Sonmez was reinstated as political reporter following her ‘ill-timed’ tweet that garnered death threats.

    Disney – whose grandfather Roy O. Disney co-founded The Walt Disney Company – tweeted: ‘I haven’t said anything about Kobe so far because I felt some time needed to pass before weighing in. But yes, it’s time for the sledgehammer to come out. The man was a rapist. Deal with it.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7943219/Abigail-Disney-weighs-Kobe-Bryants-rape-case-past-rapist-Deal-it.html

    So you are saying Disney still hates black people?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Now I’m not that familiar with the case but he was never convicted, right?

      • Enough About Palin

        Black. Guilty. Next.

    • Rhywun

      Finally. I was breathlessly awaiting her input.

    • Agent Cooper

      She seems nice.

  18. gbob

    What a nice evening. Get home and found a Sam and Dave album that I had forgotten I had ordered. I have a bottle of Laphroaig, a really nice strip steak getting up to room temperature, and the woman is meeting with her fellow editors for a few hours. Just me, music, scotch and the dogs for a little bit. I’m down.

    • Tonio

      I’ll be right over.

    • Tundra

      Dang.

      Cheers, bob!

  19. grrizzly

    I had lunch at McDonald’s in Andorra once.

    • kinnath

      Pushkin Square for me. First McD’s in Russia.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There was no McDonalds in East Berlin before the wall came down. Unfortunately, because their food sucked.

      • Spudalicious

        McDonald’s? Or East Berlin?

    • Count Potato

      “Joseph Matthew Smith, who now goes by the name Josie Smith, is a convicted baby rapist and pedophile who has molested as many as 15 children ranging in ages one to 15. Common sense would tell you that an individual as depraved as Josie would be behind bars forever, but the Iowa Attorney General’s Office disagrees. Josie is set to be released from prison because she now “identifies” as a woman and is taking estrogen medication.

      Many are horrified by this story and want answers. According to the Cherokee Civil Commitment Unit for Sex Offenders, the recommendation for Smith’s release is due specifically to the fact that Smith is undergoing hormone replacement therapy and therefore no longer has a “male sex drive”. A director for the facility, it is much harder for the state to prove someone is at risk to reoffend once the individual significantly lowers their testosterone levels.

      Smith began their prison sentence in 2014. In Nov. 2017, they came out as a transgender woman, began using female pronouns, and started undergoing hormone replacement therapy.

      The spokesperson for the attorney general Lynn Hicks told the Storm Lake Times that “an offender’s hormone levels are an important part of substantiating an offender’s likelihood of recidivism.””

      “We don’t believe we have evidence sufficient to prove Josie Smith has a significant chance of reoffending,” Hicks proclaimed.

      https://www.thepostmillennial.com/convicted-sex-predator-of-young-children-to-be-released-for-being-trans/

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Holy smokes, one? That’s fucked.

      • Tonio

        Fifteen is arguably statutory, but anything under ten and you should be looking at a life sentence with no parole.

        This is not going to work out well for the trans community, allowing themselves to be used as an escape hatch for pedos.

      • Fourscore

        I thought the person was convicted, not the gender. So if a bank robber joins Moms Against Guns he can get out of jail?

      • Tonio

        Everything is so topsy-turvy these days. Men on the Moon. Men on the Moon!

        Can you spare some cutter, me brothers?

      • B.P.

        “They” is not a female pronoun.

      • SugarFree

        The story goes back and forth on the pronoun. I thought they had sensitivity readers for this sort of thing.

      • SugarFree

        Chemical castration will usually lift a civil commitment, but transition hormones are not chemical castration.

        Sentenced in 2015 and in Civil Commitment in 2017? So he did 2 years for that many rapes?

      • Tonio

        Worked for Alan Turing, amirite?

      • SugarFree

        The Enlightened Monarchy of Great Britain never kilt nobody.

  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Surprising fact about myself

    I competed at an amateur national ballroom dance championship and I know Mary Murphy (crazy shrieky lady on So You Think Can Dance)

    • Tonio

      Damn.

    • Festus

      Scruffy can cut a rug! Username checks out.

  21. Count Potato

    “A man who was let out on parole has been charged with the murder of a 22-year-old sex worker after being granted permission to meet with her by his case manager.

    Eustachio Gallese had been serving a life sentence for murdering his wife in 2004. He was released on parole in September of 2019 after serving 15 years of his sentence. Last week, Gallese met with Marylene Levesque at a hotel in Quebec City where Levesque gave massages. He was later arrested by police and charged with her murder.

    According to CTV News, Gallese’s case manager wrote that Gallese was on parole even though he had a moderate risk of reoffending.

    Gallese was also told by his case manager to stay away from relationships but that strictly sexual encounters are fine.”

    https://www.thepostmillennial.com/man-on-parole-accused-of-killing-22-year-old-sex-worker-he-was-permitted-to-meet/

  22. Tundra

    Via Instapundit:

    Buh bye!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Heh, he’s the most significant man in British politics in the past 30 years and Corbyn’s just a footnote. Maybe things are turning around.

      • Tundra

        I love the fact that they just walked out. That’s the way to Brexit.

        Also, the chick was about to get butthurt about the ‘hate’ comment, but the video stopped. Hilarious.

      • Rebel Scum

        There is hope that the Brits still like themselves.

    • Not Adahn

      A sled?

  23. Certified Public Asshat

    And I think we should include in the comments surprising facts about ourselves, you make us grow closer. Here’s mine:

    I can wiggle my right ear but not my left. That’s all you are getting out of me.

  24. slumbrew - double secret satan

    Surprising fact about myself:

    I once shared a locker room with Pelé

  25. Tonio

    I’ve won forensic awards for both extemporaneous speaking and poetry reading.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s cool.

      • Tonio

        I wish. Different type of forensics, but I have always enjoyed the mileage I get out of the name.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Fun fact, I’ve played a few bars

  26. A Leap at the Wheel

    1) I had more than 18 mailing addresses by the time I was 18, and that’s without being in a military family or the foster system.
    2) My bbq smoker cosplays as a Dalek.
    3) Every scar on my body is self inflicted.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Here are some “accomplishment” type about me’s.

      A) I’ve co-author on three peer-reviewed academic journal articles. None of them in my area of study, all three are in different fields. Only once with my real name.
      B) I taught myself to use chopsticks as an adult.
      C) I’ve been injured by robots 4 times. Twice requiring medical care. One of them left a scar and I count it as self inflicted. I made all these robots from the ground up back before “robot kits where a thing” and non of the injuries were due to faulty constructions. Always human error.
      D) I’ve sent two people to the dentist as a result of them picking fights with me. This was all before the age of… I don’t know 14. I also have a history of concussions…
      E)I have never tried it, but I believe in my heart I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ” I believe in my heart I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs.”

        That will come in handy next time you’re on an Alabama chain gang.

  27. Sensei

    I stood next to Charles Barkley in a bank of urinals at a strip club in Philly. I was there for a friend’s bachelor party.

    He’s not that big…

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Ok I’ll share another, I peed with Jason Witten at a bank of urinals. I did not see anything however.

      • Tundra

        I had beers with Whitey Ford. I let him go to the bathroom alone.

        I’m like that.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Man, now I want to pee next to a good-but-not-great, beloved athlete. Totes jelly.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I have also peed next to a local morning radio show DJ. You just need to drink more water.

      • CPRM

        I’ve done that to, but I wiped it up before I left the bathroom. Some mornings the aim just isn’t good.

  28. creech

    A Nobel Prize winner’s son crashed on my couch.

    • Tundra

      Trayvon?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *golf clap*

    • Gdragon

      Oh that reminds me of one, I have sung karaoke with a Nobel Prize winner (Economics, Myron Scholes).

      • Not Adahn

        and you sang with TOP

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        I imagine you’d have a lot of options singing karaoke with Scholes.

  29. CPRM

    This is hard to admit…but, I have family members that are minnysodans.

    • Tundra

      Braggart.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I hate to admit I have family from Kenosha. 😉

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s a multiple murderer in my family tree.

      • kinnath

        I did work with a guy who was convicted of multiple 1st degree murders a couple of years after I left the company.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Sweet! Two of my childhood boxing friends murdered three people in a botched robbery about ten years ago.

        Tony and Tubz haven’t seen the light of day since.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I got kicked out of the Pits at the Long Beach Gran Prix by Mario Andretti

      • Tonio

        Damn, dude.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        1976, 12 years old, it was COOL!….

      • Trigger Hippie

        To be fair, nobody wants a drunk twelve year old stumbling onto the race track.

      • CPRM

        I talked to a guy (friend of a friend) two days before he murdered THEN raped a girl. He seemed like a normal decent guy at the time.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well he was normal and decent until he met you.

    • Ted S.

      My sister lives in Minnesoda now.

  30. R C Dean

    Oh, looky. Schiff lied again:

    Schiff was asked about Bolton testifying during Wednesday’s impeachment trial and he switched his story: “Yes, we asked John Bolton to testify in the House and he refused. But we asked his deputy Dr. Kupperman to testify and he refused,” he said. “Fortunately, we asked their deputy Fiona Hill to testify and she did. We asked her deputy to testify, Col. Vindman, and he did. But we did seek the testimony of John Bolton and as well as Dr. Kupperman and they refused.”

    House Democrats didn’t try to compel former national security adviser John Bolton to testify on Thursday in the impeachment probe of President Trump,

    The House retracted its subpoena to Kupperman

    And he was quite open that they regard due process as obstruction:

    The Wall Street Journal reported: “We regret Mr. Bolton’s decision not to appear voluntarily, but we have no interest in allowing the Administration to play rope-a-dope with us in the courts for months,” he said. “Rather, the White House instruction that he not appear will add to the evidence of the President’s obstruction of Congress.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Will obstruction be the new impeachment charge when this one ultimately falls short?

      • Rhywun

        I thought “obstruction” was already the 2nd article of impeachment.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Is it? I haven’t been following too closely to be honest.

      • Rhywun

        That is how pathetic this whole thing is.

      • SugarFree

        It is.

      • Tonio

        Double secret impeachment!

      • straffinrun

        Yeah, it’s the second one; Obstruction of Articles of Abusement.

      • Spudalicious

        Obstruction of Congress, because they can’t point a single instance where invoking executive privilege was adjudicated as obstruction of the law.

      • The Hyperbole

        He tweet threatened that one woman while she was testifying.

    • SugarFree

      They wanted to get the impeachment rolling in time for the election season, so they couldn’t wait for the subpoenas to wind their way through the courts.

      Asking for something to be adjudicated is now obstruction. Think about applying that to any other sort of indictment.

    • Ted S.

      When didn’t he lie?

  31. Enough About Palin

    I put gas in Rod Carew’s car in the summer of 1976. Very nice guy.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Still trying to conquer Europe by other means.

    Following a meeting with Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama, German Chancellor Angela Merkel has called on the European Union to open negotiations with Albania and Northern Macedonia to join the bloc.

    The call from the German leader comes following a meeting with the Albanian prime minister in Berlin earlier this week with Chancellor Merkel saying that the countries in the Western Balkan region should be considered for membership of the EU, Euronews reports.

    “For the German government, I want to say that we clearly stand by the EU perspective of Albania and the entire western Balkans,” Merkel said, and added: “We want these countries to be brought closer to the European Union.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Albania’s a backwater and Macedonia hasn’t been doing too well since they got whooped by the Romans. She’s nuts…

  33. Tundra

    I used to see Tony Oliva at the gym. Cool guy, as well.

    Still has that heavy accent, though.

  34. Trigger Hippie

    Oh, forgot one. I used to work with Danny Carey’s little brother a few years ago.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Arabs that are not insane may be on-board.

    Perhaps the sole silver lining of the otherwise-harrowing capitulation to fundamentalist jihadist evil that was President Barack Obama’s Iran nuclear deal was the fact that the leading Sunni Arab states — Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates (UAE), and Egypt chief among them — began to warm up to the Jewish state of Israel. The enemy of my enemy, as the venerable maxim goes, is indeed my friend. And these Sunni stalwarts have found common cause with Israel in opposing the Islamic Republic of Iran’s decades-long hegemonic ambitions, which were only augmented by the capitulatory cash influxes provided by the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action.

    To date, however, the thawing of relations has generally taken a clandestine form — mostly on the intelligence and counterintelligence level. But the unveiling yesterday of President Donald Trump’s “Deal of the Century” peace proposal for Israel and the Palestinian-Arabs represents the clearest public sign yet of just how far this thawing has progressed.

    It is nothing short of remarkable just how far we have come, when considering the “Three No’s” of the infamous 1967 Khartoum Resolution, decreed in the aftermath of Israel’s miraculous Six-Day War victory: “No peace [with Israel],” “no recognition [of Israel],” and “no negotiations [with Israel].”

  36. Rebel Scum

    Listen, fat. Can you even do a pushup?

    “I can think of at least eight women, at least four or five people of color, that I think are totally qualified to be vice president of the United States. But for me, it has to be demonstrated that whomever I pick is two things: One, is capable of needing to be the president, because I’m an old guy,” Biden said. “No, but I’m serious. Look, thank God, I’m in great health… I work out every morning. I’m in good shape, knock on wood, as my mother would say.”

    • Rhywun

      think of all the hilarious sexist and racist gaffes Joe would make

      OMG it’s going to be epic.

      • Tonio

        And the groping…that’s not going to be funny because he really is an old perv (sorry, OMWC), but the the feminists and media will overlook the incidents until it is way past too embarrassing. Stuff that will make “grab ’em by the pussy” look like an eighth grade playground brag.

  37. Don Escaped Texas

    ORD

    There’s an art to being the right level of airport buzzed:
    a/ max out expense report (free beer)
    b/ get brave enough to chat up hot but obviously married copassengers
    c/ dont get so gone you lose track of time and miss your flight
    d/ establish glide path to legal BAC by the time you land, find your car, and drive home.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just file an IFR and call an Uber

    • B.P.

      e/bathroom timing before the flight is also key.

      Throwing back a few at the skybar is one of my favorite things. Light banter with strangers, and there isn’t an hour in the day that’s off limits to cocktails at the airport.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Delightful Polish waitress

        Is shocked and delighted MS named a town for Kosciusko

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        I have a bridge to sell her in NYC.

        Our online company directory has employee pictures – the Polish employees tend to be rather attractive.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        The hookers in Krakow have a sweet countenance

  38. Semi-Spartan Dad

    1) I no longer have a belly button… lost in the surgery fuck-up last year.

    2) I may be the Glib with the most tax credits kids? Expecting #4, a girl, in April. This will be the grand finale for the SSD family.

    • SugarFree

      Sloppy has five, maybe five and half.

    • Tundra

      Congrats on.. both, I guess?

      Way to bolster the flagging fertility rate!

    • Don Escaped Texas

      Congrats . . . On still being on speaking terms

    • pistoffnick

      “…the Glib with the most tax credits kids?”

      You haven’t figured out what causes it to happen, yet?

    • Cannoli

      Congrats on #4 upcoming!

    • Trigger Hippie

      What the others said.

    • Mojeaux

      Expecting #4, a girl, in April.

      Congratulations!

      May she be born under the sign of the bull.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Thanks everyone!

      • straffinrun

        Congrats! Have a glib naming contest!

  39. Shirley Knott

    Back in the day, I was friends with Ward Cunningham (the wiki concept), and more than passing acquaintances with Kent Beck (extreme Programming), Ivar Jacobson (invented use cases), and Trygve Reenskaug (invented MVC), but I haven’t peed next to any of them /-)

    • Tonio

      ^Geek

      • Shirley Knott

        With a degree in philosophy no less.
        Oh, also Morris and Linda Tannehill were good friends in the 1969 to maybe 75 or so time frame. I’m actually the person who turned them on to psychedelics. How’s that for obscure bragging rights 😉

      • Tonio

        Whoa. Respect.

  40. Cannoli

    Surprising (not really, but my life is pleasantly boring) facts:

    I’m the oldest of five girls. Almost my entire immediate family went to Georgia Tech. I did fencing and quiz bowl in high school, and one of my friends from quiz bowl was on Teen Jeopardy.

    • Trigger Hippie

      And you and your three siblings joined forces with a talking lion to overthrow a wicked enchantress that held a magical land in perpetual winter; becoming a queen in the process.

      Don’t be so modest.

      • Cannoli

        Well, there is that.

        I did cosplay as Susan at Dragon Con this year. I’m pretty proud of the dress. It took me a long time to make, and this was my first attempt at sewing something without exactly following a pattern. I still need to make the bow and horn though.

      • Mojeaux

        I did cosplay as Susan at Dragon Con this year. I’m pretty proud of the dress. It took me a long time to make

        Pix!

      • Cannoli
      • Mojeaux

        WOWOWOWOWOW!!!! I am SUPER impressed!

      • Cannoli

        Thank you! I had fun with it.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Woah:

        Two real libertarian chicks.

        * wipes away tear *

      • Trigger Hippie

        Well done!

      • Tundra

        Lovely!

        However, since TANLW, I’ve got to call shenanigans. 😉

      • straffinrun

        ??

      • Rebel Scum

        Hawt.

      • Festus

        So cool!

      • Sean

        Very cool

      • Trigger Hippie

        Darn. Here I was hoping you were going to say your avatar was a homemade Susan skin suit.

    • Rebel Scum

      I’m the oldest of five girls.

      Fake news. There are no female libertarians.

    • Don Escaped Texas

      + gazillion

      /robc

  41. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    Surprising fact about myself:

    At age 13, I was one stroke away from winning $2,000 and an amateur berth in the US miniature golf open.

    • straffinrun

      At 13, I was always one stroke away.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Cool!

  42. straffinrun

    Fun fact: I’ve been fired twice for talking shit to customers.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Fun fact, yep!

  43. Florida Man

    One of the founders of Tinder got me into club 33 at Disney Land.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Kinky…..

  44. SugarFree

    OK, one more:

    I was once the vaguely racist mascot of a fast food franchise in a 4th of July parade.

    That’s not me, but it was the costume I wore.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Aunt Jemima?

    • Florida Man

      Colonel Sanders?

    • straffinrun

      Only a problem cuz you went off script. “Ehhh Vaaato. Jew wanna Tahko?”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I need that costume.

      • SugarFree

        I could never understand why it wasn’t “Taco Jaun’s.”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Ever eat at Juan Pollo?

      • Not Adahn

        No thanks, I’d like to keep the use of my legs.

      • Not Adahn

        There’s a mini-chain of vegan Mexican cafeterias (because it’s Austin) called “Juan in a Million.” They didn’t change their name when the second one opened up.

  45. Mojeaux

    And I think we should include in the comments surprising facts about ourselves, you make us grow closer. Here’s mine:

    1. I have eaten at the Century Club in NYC.

    2. I roomed with the daughter of B-list (?) actress Laraine Day, who actually taught me a lot about kindness, beauty, and business. I never met the mom, but I did talk to her on the phone quite a few times. At 6:00 a.m. “Hi, Elizabeth. Is Gigi there?” “Sister Day, I was asleep.” “I’m sorry. Could you please get Gigi?”

    3. I lettered in high school for something, but I don’t remember for what. I just found it and a whole bunch of medals and ribbons I won. Almost all 2nd place. No wonder I stuffed them away.

    • Ted S.

      Laraine Day was married to Leo Durocher, so she’s not *that* B-list.

      And she was the female lead in on of Hitchcock’s most underrated movies, Foreign Correspondent.

      • Mojeaux

        I haven’t seen that many movies that were made prior to Easy Rider, and I’m not a cineophile, so I really didn’t know.

      • Ted S.

        The male lead is Joel McCrea, who most women seem to think was incredibly hot, at least for the era when the standard wasn’t overmuscled like it is today.

        And Santa Claus from “Miracle on 34th Street” plays a hired killer.

      • Mojeaux

        And that reminded me of Gigi again, and she was probably more influential in my life than I realized. Gigi is one of the two most Christ-like people I have ever met.

      • SugarFree

        A blonde with a beard?

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Oh, who wasn‘t married to Durocher for a few weeks once upon a time?

    • Tonio

      Cool, particularly the Century Club.

    • Juvenile Bluster

      I’ve eaten at the 21 Club in NYC, specifically in the hidden vault that was used as a speakeasy during prohibition.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        That’s cool – jelly.

        The Campbell Apartment, while not quite the same thing, is on my TODO list.

      • Mojeaux

        That is very cool. @ slumbrew, that looks neat too.

        I do love NYC, but as the cliche goes, wouldn’t want to live there.

    • Festus

      This is why I broke down about twenty-five years ago and consigned my trophies to the fire pit. So many Third Place.

  46. straffinrun

    Fun Fact #2: I never learned how to love.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan
      • straffinrun

        I used to put that on at the local bar, put my feet up on apart on two bar stools and fake masturbate like a woman as I lip synced that song. Unfortunately, that is a true story.

      • Mojeaux

        Did you do it drunk or sober?

      • straffinrun

        LOL. That was when I first got here. I was never sober.

      • Mojeaux

        See, if you were sober while you did it, I could respect that.

      • straffinrun

        I didn’t want respect. It was my desperate attempt to get men to pay attention to me.

      • Tonio

        There was that special stall in the men’s room with the hole in the partition, wasn’t there?

      • straffinrun

        Never found out why it’s there. Darn thing nearly poked eye out.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        *cringes*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      These are supposed to be surprising facts.

    • Festus

      I read that as “drive” and thought that it stood to reason that you would abandon America for the exotic shores. My Mother and my brother both never learned the skills.

  47. JaimeRoberto Delecto

    Fun Fact: I did some of the sound recording for the movie Wind with that guy from some movie and that chick from Dirty Dancing. They wired up our boat for sound and had us sail around the Bay for a while because they forgot to do it while filming in Australia.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      that guy from some movie

      That movie would be Vision Quest

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        That’s the one. I get him confused with Jeff Daniels.

  48. Sean

    Surprising fact about myself, I once had drinks with ELO.

    • straffinrun

      Must’ve been illuminating.

      • Mojeaux

        Enlightening, even.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Was Jeff as cool as they say?
      /hero

      • Sean

        It was the mid 90s. I didn’t really care and was way more into my girlfriend at the time. She had great tits.

    • Trigger Hippie

      They obviously need more blowjobs from mom to keep them focused on their careers.

  49. Mad Scientist

    I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mazola.

    • Tres Cool

      Not this Minnie ?

    • Rebel Scum

      I had an epiphany once. But that may have been her stage name.

    • Rhywun

      This is all about the cockamamie plan to “close Rikers”, nothing more.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I get that..but the inclusion of stuff like child porn, money laundering for terrorism, etc is just ridiculous.

      • Not Adahn

        And homicide. “Manslaughter” is considered non-violent.

      • Rhywun

        To be fair, the cockamamie plan to close Rikers is all about “social justice” horseshit so yeah it’s just a vortex of stupid.

  50. Rebel Scum

    I didn’t miss a single day of school from 4th through 12th grade*.

    *granted some of that was technically getting attendance by being there for first period and leaving after when we would travel for vaca or to see family for the weekend.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Jeez, what a brown-noser.

    • The Hyperbole

      God I hated you kinda of people.

      • Rhywun

        #metoo

        /sickly child

  51. Festus

    I’ve overshared enough. You people know my history and you’ll not get any more boring stories from me until the next time I’m in my cups. It’s pretty much my jam, as the kids say, on this site.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      until the next time I’m in my cups.

      So, later this week, at the latest? It’s a date.

      • Festus

        Uh, like… now?

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        Done and done.

  52. Spudalicious

    Fun fact: I had a one night stand with Danica Patrick. And I peed in her bathroom when I was done.

    • straffinrun

      Hawt

    • Festus

      Top shelf, hamper or waste basket? Did you just go full “lawn sprinker mode” and soak it down? We need to know, Spud!

      • Festus

        I sharted while picking up a girl for a very formal date and stuffed my underwear under the waste bin. Went commando but got lucky that night so I was able to retrieve the evidence later and dispose it. None the wiser except me and now you.

      • Spudalicious

        Let’s just say she had to use the hover method after I was done.

      • Festus

        So it was just like her racing career?

      • Spudalicious

        Pretty much. And I wish the above was actually true.

  53. LCDR_Fish

    Went to boarding school in Malaysia and the Philippines. (was on Indonesian national TV (the one channel they had at the time) sometime in the 80s when I attended an Indonesian kindergarten).

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      That reminds me – I was featured in company photos in Japan; the lone gaijin, seated at the keyboard while my Japanese co-workers huddled around to see what wonders I produced.

      It seemed weird even at the time.

    • Don Escaped Texas

      My dad’s clan is married into the Presleys

      as if my blood kin weren’t a toothless enough shitshow already

  54. Trigger Hippie

    I once drifted through a house party drugged out of my gourd and I’m pretty sure I saw George Clinton smoking crack.

  55. Spudalicious

    Fun fact: I drove all the way to Truckee from the Bay Area to have a first date wit a gal I had been chatting with for a few weeks. Ten minutes after we sat down at the restaurant bar, she got banned for life from the establishment. I should have payed closer attention.

    • Festus

      Done that. The cold light of day almost never bodes well for those sorts of budding romances. Present PTB excluded.

      • commodious spittoon

        What am I missing?

      • Festus

        Banjos and Sloop! Chatted at the other site, met up and bliss occurred. Happy family with three new shit-lasses.

      • commodious spittoon

        I meant the banned for life part.

      • Festus

        Ah. The reply function on this site has lead to many WTF moments over the years. It’s tricksey.

      • Raven Nation

        Sloopy & Banjos met in the comments section of TOS.

        As did, I think, kibby & Grand Moff Serious Man.

      • Festus

        That one too. There’s hope for you yet, CPRM!

  56. Trigger Hippie

    I had sex with a Hobbit once. It said it’s name was Rhea Perlman.

    • Festus

      Might have been worse. Xe could have identified as Danny Devito.

    • Not Adahn

      targetssportsusa.com is the shizzle. You can get cheap Russian steel cased 9mm for <$0.13/round when it's on sale.

    • Spudalicious

      That’s not a bad price. I love Speer Gold Dot. But I would never shoot enough of it to buy a case.

    • Sean

      Good price. Federal’s HST is my preferred brand for hollow points.

  57. mikey

    I was a left-handed third baseman on my sixth-grade lunch time softball team.
    I won the championship game with a two-run homer.
    My life has been downhill eversince.

    • Festus

      Just like peaks you never recognize the bottoms until you’ve got past them.

  58. The Hyperbole

    Fun fact: After the unprecedented success of my Marshal Dillon article I’m considering turning “Libertarian Hero or Capital A Asshole” into a recurring series, if there is interest. Suggestions of real and fictional people that you would like to see given the treatment would be appreciated. I will not, however, be reading Moby Dick or Gravity’s Rainbow or The Bible so characters from those sources need not apply.

    • Spudalicious

      The lead character in The Grapes Of Wrath.

      Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind.

      Dr. Zhivago.

      • Festus

        The Fonz.

      • The Hyperbole

        That’s actually a good choice.

      • Festus

        Back-handed compliment from The Hyperbole! I’m attempting to dap with the pets right now!

      • The Hyperbole

        The lead character in The Grapes Of Wrath.

        Can I base my assessment solely on the Bruce Springsteen song?

      • Spudalicious

        Nope. Gotta read it.

      • The Hyperbole

        I have but it was years ago. I preferred Cannery Row

      • Festus

        I’m more of a “Last Exit To Brooklyn” sorta guy. “Shaaaad-up!”

    • Not Adahn

      Leto II, duh.

      • The Hyperbole

        Can I base my assessment solely on the Boz Scaggs song?

      • Not Adahn

        You think here, of all places, I could tell you what to do?

    • Don Escaped Texas

      Bertrand Russell
      Felix Unger
      Walter Cronkite
      Huey Long
      Salvatore Tessio
      Conrad Hilton
      Philip Armour
      Hank Stimson
      Barney Kroger
      Jones Meacham
      John Muir
      Elia Kazan
      Ted Turner
      Fred Sanford

      • The Hyperbole

        Fred Sanford it is.

      • Mad Scientist

        A friend of mine did some carpentry for Redd Foxx back in the day, and he said the guy had a hot tub full of 20-year-old hotties every single time he went over. That makes him a hero in my world.

      • Festus

        Redd Foxx! Makin’ it rain!

      • Festus

        Aw. No Ned Flanders?

    • Raven Nation

      Will Smith’s character in Independence Day.

    • Mojeaux

      Scarlett O’Hara
      Mary Poppins
      Lucie Manette
      Dominique Francon
      Nancy Drew
      Meg Murry
      The spider in Charlotte’s Web
      Cruella de Ville
      Dorothy Gale
      Nurse Ratched
      Glinda the Good Witch

      • Rhywun

        Meg Murry

        Oooo good one. Love that book.

      • Mojeaux

        I’d want solid commentaries on Mary Poppins and Glinda the Good Witch, too.

  59. Sean

    Nope.

    However, my inner teenager keeps trying to make me pick up one of these: https://armscor.com/vr80/

    • Sean

      Meant as a reply to Fish above.

    • Animal

      Why, when you could have one of these?

  60. Agent Cooper

    I worked on a small film named Titanic.