DUBLIN – Held in honor of James Joyce, the Gibberish Olympics bring together the world’s greatest incomprehensibles. Biden was expected to win the Authentic Frontier category, but that was just the beginning of his victory streak. In a stunning upset, former US Vice President Joe Biden trounced the competition of Marxist philosophers and/or muttering, drunken vagrants with a rap set to the tune of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song. The lyrics are some of his greatest hits:
“My name’s Joe Biden and I’m here to say: Look fat, that’s a bunch of malarkey. You’re a lying dog-face pony soldier. You remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty. Make sure you have the record player on at night. I voted for 700 miles of fence. Well, son of a bitch, it’s a big fuckin’ deal. Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys. Little creeps who teach you how to kill. I said ‘hey Ester, you! Off the board!’. We choose truth over facts. I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids. Just a fire a shotgun through the door. Bingo, you’re right if you have an assault weapon. They’re gonna put y’all back in chains. Sleep was like a phantom I was too tired to chase. What happened today to @JussieSmollett must never be tolerated in this country. When seagull droppings landed on my head at a campaign event at Bowers Beach two days before Election Day, I chose to read it as a sign of a coming success. The carnage was over, but there was still a bitter taste in my mouth.”
In addition to the grand prize, Biden also received the coveted Charles Manson Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in Wolf Kabob Roth Vantage Gefrannis Booj Pooch Jujube Bear-Ramage Jigiji Geeji Geeja Geeble Google Begep Flagaggle Vaggle Veditch Waggle Bagga.
???????
*triggered!*
Speaking of…
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/f4rrOaL2SNmlPbdKnLrqfQ.QSPMMITwy9D_rTokKQDtr-
Pew pew pew.
Have you spent more on accessories and upgrades than on the gun?
Notes – not a judgement. I spent $199 on my 10/22, and $209 on accessories (not counting magazines)
The rifle was a birthday gift. The upgrades were Christmas gifts and the scope and mount (I think) were following year birthday gifts. I’m pretty sure the only money I have into it is a 110 round drum mag.
*imitates your avatar*
That works too.
I’m pretty sure the $ ratio is similar to yours. Couple more dollars spent on accessories than the actual rifle. Though the takedown does come with a spiffy lil backpack.
How do you like the takedown? I’m going to pick up a 10/22 to fill in gaps in my collection and I’m torn between the classic walnut like I had as a kid and a takedown, but I’ve read a couple reviews that give me a little concern that the takedown starts to get a little loose.
It’s a great rifle.
There’s an adjustment knob to keep the two pieces tight. Don’t worry about it.
My gf also has one. She actually got hers first (different color stock), and she raves about how much she enjoys it.
Oooooooh…
“You remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty”
These euphemisms are getting nasty.
Ouch
Hmm, not much commentary – everyone must be engrossed in the Democratic debate.
What debate?
It hasn’t started yet.
I didn’t know there was one happening.
Wonder if that’s intentional on their part.
Read somewhere that the next two or three debates are scheduled on weekend nights.
What democratic?
Watching Wheeler Dealers Dream Car. Mike is starting with a Nissan Juke and then weheelin’-dealin’ up to a Porsche Cayenne.
I couldn’t stand watching democrats debate.
Watching “Dr Strangelove” on TCM.
Ditto’d that.
Why not? You can watch the party start with safe legal rare, the era of big government is over, and being the leader of the free world and trade up to nominating a communist.
This post is a big fucking deal.
?
Love it. Extra points for the Blazing Saddles reference.
https://youtu.be/JJS3AYMJ2gM
For the children.
Pregame https://imgur.com/gallery/nXUWsd4
I appreciate a bar at the rink.
You might want to cut back – your beer is already out of focus
/drops gloves.
*grabs popcorn*
Remembers it’s UCS. Assumes he has gloves for occasion. Picks gloves back up.
Better hope they’re not his stranglin’ gloves.
The Simpson’s episode with Homer and his duelling glove was on this week. Damn, that was a great episode.
Too bad it wasn’t the Pie Man episode, with this wonderful commercial
Okay, maybe it’s because I smoked some weed, but I am fucking crying right now. Oh, God.
And it’s all true. He said every fucking rambling word of that pile of nonsense. It’s like a Norm Crosby bit… if Norm Crosby had been struck in the head with hand-axe.
Great job, Derpy.
Every time I see him speaking for more than 2 minutes unscripted, I just know it’s going to be something so cringeworthy it would make “The Office” cast wince to watch him. He’s unbelievable. I told my wife, in all seriousness, the people around him don’t love him; his friends, his wife, his kids – no one who honestly loved that man more than power would let him go up there onstage and babble incoherently like that. He’s already had two fucking brain aneurysms, for fuck’s sake!
That’s some (corn) pop!
I hope Bernie attacks Bloomie for being a Billionaire then Bloomie points out that while he was working in his 20s and 30s, Bernie was a worthless, unemployed, lazy bum.
Sorry to go OT, but I figure since this is a Derpetologist post, it’s relevant. It’s also just enormously depressing.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/19/ohio-state-football-players-rape-case-should-sex-consent-recorded/4793879002/
“Brad Koffel, a Columbus criminal defense attorney in private practice for more than 25 years and managing partner of Koffel Brininger Nesbitt, advises his clients to obtain written consent for sexual acts”
Remember when that was a joke on Chapelle’s Show?
“‘If I was a man in today’s world, before I was engaging in sexual behavior with any woman today, I would ask them to sign a consent form,’ Donna Rotunno said on The Daily, a New York Times podcast.”
But wait a minute, not so fast…
“Columbus criminal defense attorney Dan Sabol of Sabol Mallory said he would feel concerned if a client obtained written or recorded consent from a sexual partner[…]’It should be taken as a red flag that a person would have enough doubts about whether or not consent was established to … request this type of agreement before or after an encounter,’ said Laura Palumbo, communication director for the National Sexual Violence Resource Center.”
Huh. So we’ve been beaten over the head so much about the inviolability of the magic of consent that socialist hellholes like California have attempted to make so-called “affirmative consent” a legal requirement. Now, if you have doubts, you go the extra mile and get not just verbal affirmative consent, but *written* (or recorded) affirmative consent. That, however, implies knowledge of guilt apparently. And remember kids…
“consent can legally be revoked at any time, so written or recorded documentation is in no way representative of an entire sexual encounter”
So you could itemize your list of sexual activities a priori and get a signed, notarized agreement and if she (let’s be honest, it’s going to be a woman 999 times out of 1000) changes her mind, that agreement is instantly nullified, even years after the sex is over. What this article is saying is that the only possible way to protect yourself is to be able to accurately read your partner’s mind, and look into the future to know what her mental state will be until her death.
This horseshit is such an abomination of rights, it boggles the mind how any of it passes even a cursory legal review. Sex was and is women’s primary form of power and leverage over men and in the world as a whole. They voluntarily torched that leverage during the Sexual Revolution. This #metoo authoritarianism is the Sistahood using Big Daddy to wrest some of that power back without having to give anything up in the process. It also explains why the Gentry Elite is desperately trying to find ways to shame and/or criminalize the usage of sex dolls (and eventually robots); can’t have scabs breaking the picket line.
It’s unsettling and I don’t see any way out of it. Sorry, my heterosexual male friends. (And, no, I have no illusions that this won’t come after the gays, too.)
I wonder whether the race divide is the next contentious issue. Your whiteness is so oppressive that your non-white partners can’t volunteer consent to you.
Making sure you have proof of consent is proof that you want to do something the other signatory doesn’t consent to do. But it’s sex robots that will destroy civilization.
It’s much easier when you are married. You just don’t have sex.
Show us on the doll where your wife didn’t touch you.
These days, that’s pretty much the entire doll, mang.
Hi five Beam!
The lawyer needs to get woke. Under Article I subsection xx of the #metoo manifesto, consent can be retroactively withdrawn at any time. You letter of consent means as much as the gigabyte of text messages the college inquisition squad refuses to review or consider as evidence.
I don’t think this has made the rounds yet:
https://www.phillyvoice.com/philly-jesus-dragged-out-church-cited-trespassing-archbishop-nelson-perezs-installation-mass/
Narcissist or mentally ill?
Why not both?
Well, I need to know in order to calculate how much I hate him. Duh.
You hate Jesus? You’re one of (((them)))?
*mind blown*
Have some music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxDv_RTdLQo
Rhywun better start
Lol!
watching out for Jesus
Gladly! One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands.
Does he get to use the restroom and hang out at the Philly Starbucks? I’ll bet if he had dressed as Mohammad, the outcome at the Mass would have been different.
Thanks Derp, see it pays to wear your GoPro and hidden mike when you interview important , well, democratic presidential candidates. Gets all the nuances that a straight question-answer type interview misses. Now do Warren or Kloby.
Vegemite is not tasty. It’s not Satan’s asscrack fungus, either. It’s like a really funky cheese I wouldn’t mind having again. Maybe spread on something other than saltines.
Funny story I heard from dad today: he’s framing a store at the mall for a Jordanian couple. They’re selling Native American artwork and junk. It’s all coming from China. How’s that for cultural appropriation.
Shouldn’t they be selling candy coated almonds?
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
lol. wut?
CJ: “Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich”
MikeS: “lol. wut?”
Perhaps this may be of benefit.
Well, somebody had to do it.
Thank you for your sacrifice, Charles.
Wait, that wasn’t “very light sand wedge?”
The song isn’t about golfing?
The key is to not overdo it, it ain’t jelly and a little goes a long way. Marmite’s better though.
I’m hoping Marmite is made from marsupials.
Marmalade and Mennonites.
And marmosets.
And Marmaduke.
That’s not funny.
Have we all forgotten the humble marmot?
The Dude didn’t.
Walter kinda did. But, not the Dude.
Both of them sound vile AF to me but I bet they feel the same about peanut butter so *shrug*.
They’re both a very salty umami experience that most people seem either hate or love. Except me, I like it every now and then and that’s it.
Marmite has its place. Especially in Shepherd’s Pie.
A little bit on a butter soaked toasted English muffin is the bomb.
If you’re trying to add some umami experience to other dishes (my fave application being Bolognese sauce), adding a small amount of either Marmite or Vegemite to the sauce as it’s cooking is just what the doctor ordered.
Waiting for straff to explain the delicacy that is natto.
Some things seem to need to be eaten young. As many Japanese don’t like strong cheeses I was surprised when my Japanese teacher mentioned she liked them here in the US.
Funny, because bleu and Camembert seems to popular for cheese there, once you get beyond processed cheese. My teacher likes Boursin.
Well done, Derp. Well done.
Unpossible.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8022475/Police-report-people-shot-death-German-city.html
Europe is a gun-free utopia.
Invoking the 48 hour rule…
That’s the rule where we’re all free to pitch as many navel-lint conspiracy theories as possible without someone calling us Fake News, right?
We assume it’s transgender Communist Muslim radicals until proven otherwise in the next 48 hours? Done.
Details sketchy, nothing known yet, but let’s go ahead and link it to far-right deplorables anyway.
I blame Trump.
OT:
Yusef, you better get those Vans. I love ’em!
My current beaters are Es Accel OGs, and I might switch them for those Vans.
I wear a pair of Van-style Adidas. No, I’m not a portly middle-aged dude at all….
I’m a 25yo who won’t quit skating til I’m too frail to do it anymore.
So in about 2 years?
Oh…Trump rally in Phoenix kicking off…
I’m @ 20 minutes from bedtime.
I’ll look forward to morning highlights from it and the lowlights from the dem short bus gathering happening tonight.
Long knives are out for Bloomberg. This is going to be fun.
Yikes – you’d think Bloomberg could spring for a nice pair of dentures like Biden’s.
Can’t he afford implants? I’ve been promised expensive implants. Is that not a thing? Am I not allowed to replace my cored-out cavity teeth with synthetic implants?
Implants run $3k-$6k per tooth without complications.
Since they’re not generally covered by insurance, I expect that to come down in the next few decades.
I have two. They are fantastic once installed. Have them done by a reputable doctor.
Installation is…mildly…uncomfortable.
I know someone who chose unwisely, and she had a very bad experience.
It’s like $3K a tooth around me. Fuck that.
Billionaires keep making being a billionaire seem not worth the effort.
Cost my sister $35k to have her grill replaced. Don’t smoke.
So, eleven teeth?
And you would think Amy could spring for some whitening toothpaste, plus some ludes to keep her from shaking.
This debate is actually entertaining. Beat Donald Trump, beat Donald Trump…
I must be in the only airport without CNN.
“Fat broads” and “horse-faced” – Warren is slamming Bloomberg.
Still going through old papers. I found material from my Old English class and my 300-level diagramming class. That’s right. I spent an entire semester diagramming sentences.
I hope that’s a post-draft, editing step. If I spend that much time on sentence structure, I forget what I was trying to say.
Post-draft editing step for what?
My degree is in creative writing and journalism with a secondary of linguistics. Hence, the diagramming and Old English classes.
‘Cuz I’d be damned if I was going to get a degree in English lit.
A post-draft editing step for cleaning up messy sentences.
Oh, no. I just run global searches for “is, was, were, be, being, been” and find arthritic ways to replace those.
I’m not sure what that means.
Twisting myself into linguistic pretzels to avoid using a “be” verb.
Okay – why?
Cuz demz da rulez.
Is there a reason for it? Because it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense for guy with no formal training.
Shakespeare hardest hit.
Did you read the article? Because I explained that.
It’s a “rule” in the same way a minor factoid about someone turns into a major hit-piece after it runs through the gossip-mill.
It failed to exist.
I did read the article when it first dropped.
But my memory is strange – some things stick with freakish detail, other things slide away. I can’t control which does which.
Ha. My planned German degree turned into a Linguistics major with a German minor when I realized I wasn’t really into literature.
When my Brit Lit prof read to us from Beowulf in the original Old English, I thought it sounded like a Viking choking on an ox bone.
Hwæt! wē Gār-Denain gēar-dagum þēod-cyningaþrym gefrūnon, hū ðā æþelingasell en fremedon. Oft Scyld Scēfingsceaþena þrēatum, monegum mǣgþummeodo-setla oftēah.
Makes more sense than Biden does.
Hwæt!
😉
Translation: “Look, fat!”
Where did the ‘fat’ come from?
It was on the ox bone.
(Actually, lame attempt at Biden joke to remain marginally on-topic.)
hwaet, I’m trying to figure out how to make the narrator spectating a fight into an interesting scene. I forgot about Biden.
Go watch an nfl game with Madden doing color commentary.
Boom!
It feels like you’re choking when you’re speaking it too.
I totally forgot all about this stuff. Twenty-fucking-seven years ago and yes, I still have it all–but not for long!
Jelly @ Old English class. I took a history of English class but it wasn’t the same.
If I still have my textbook, I’ll send it to you. I may have cleared it out when I started culling.
Don’t sweat it – I have a couple that I torrented a while back 🙂
I would love to find the time to pore through them.
Well, on the plus side all the approvals and paperwork is done. So we’ve actually extended an offer and the candidate accepted, so I’ll be a supervisor in march.
I’ve never had any supervisory responsibility, but I have the impression we picked a reasonable person and will be avoid most of the potential headaches.
So. I guess we’ll see if I judged correctly.
I think you have the proper disposition to be a good supervisor.
Only one way to find out.
Just wear your supervisor gloves and everything will go fine.
Chafed! Man–you could have totally had him wearing boxing gloves to work…
Best Democrat debate so far. It’s all ready a free for all knife fight.
“… and/or muttering, drunken vagrants …”
Zenu’s a-coming.
Show me dem titties.
We’re drinking a Chenin Blanc and avoiding the debates.
A really cheap Australian Chardonnay, meself. And instead of the U.S. Democrat debates, I’m simply watching Canada slowly implode under The Hair That Walks Like A Man™‘s “leadership.”
Gloves are off. Rye, neat, in limited quantity.
I’ve decided to spend my superbowl winnings (part of them, anyway) on a case of this Chenin Blanc – you might like it.
I had it years ago and it’s stuck with me.
Took me forever to track down – finally just called the statewide distributor who eventually found me a retailer near me (it mostly goes to restaurants).
You’re welcome! 😀
It was score-change squares, in two pools – one 0-6, the other 0-3. Both paid on both the forward score and reverse (1/3).
I made money off both teams.
And whoever had 0-0 in those squares absolutely cleaned up. I figured on the $500/sq. pool they made $8,000, at least.
Samur is delightful and Wasserman is a reliable importer. Some years ago, we visited her house in Burgundy and had a delicious lunch and tasting in her back yard.
Extremely jelly.
Smirnoff, cranberry, Perrier. Twist of lemon. Reheated steak and buttered rice with olives, feta, parsley, and lemon zest.
WTF fuck is wrong with Peter Buttchug’s eyebrows? And that 5 o’cock shadow? Is he trying to pull a Nixon? Or did Pie fly over here and bite him ?
And the cow that licked Chuck Todd’s hair.
Oh, that’s who that is? Huh.
His gigantic upper lip space bothers me for some reason.
I could blame HD tv, but for people with great healthcare plans, everyone seems to have at least 1 yellow toof.
And I know it’s early, but they seem to be boxing Creepy Joe out…I havent heard him speak yet.
Oh, my teeth are complete shit but these are millionaires and billionaires – they have no excuse.
Biden’s make-up makes him look jaundiced. Or maybe he actually is.
WTF fuck is wrong with Peter Buttchug’s eyebrows?
It all makes sense if you realize he is a troll. Not an internet troll, but a marxist troll. The dark side does serious damage to the body.
Bernie is now suggesting that “Russians” may be sending the negative tweets attributed to his followers…
Just heard my first Bloomberg ad!
Go get wrecked in the primaries, pint-sized despot.
I can’t watch a YouTube video without watching a Bloomberg ad.
uBlock is your friend, my friend.
Yeap, I didn’t even know Youtube shows ads.
when I play something from my phone that doesn’t have it, say while I’m cooking…I want to throw it against the wall.
Ive forgotten about ads and commercials
pint-sized despot
Do you know who else?
Pol Pot?
Your first? My doG, are you lucky. We’ve been inundated by the things.
I hope he gets thoroughly trounced in the debates.
Democracy Lives in Darkness
https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrissey/2020/02/19/deep-thought-wapo-maybe-let-elites-choose-president/
Your butt…..insure the drugs don’t fall out.
High and tight. That’s my motto.
We don’t issue policies for that contingency.
Eh. It was a mistake to change the Senate to popular election.
Word.
It’s almost like the original intent was for the House to be the house of the people and the Senate to be the house of the States because federal republic.
Not just federal republic, but classical republicanism based on an ethos of mixed-government.
Can’t argue with that. I can’t help but think that was a milestone on the country’s slide into a populist dictatorship.
Yep. That was among the greatest hits of the giant mass of fuckups that was the Progressive Era.
That was a trailing indicator, not a leading one.
True or not, still fun. Certainly not hard to believe.
https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2020/02/19/study-journalists-left-bernie-sanders-dont-worry-theyre-totally-fair/
How is that even possible…?
Bernie’s tweets are probably more sane than he is, because his propagandist are controling them. Doesn’t hurt that most journalists are commies.
http://imgur.com/gallery/5BaKaiB
HAHAHAHA!
Great answer! That dude for prez!
Noyce.
Hornberger!
Where’s Tulsi? At least she has a brain and it is in a fairly attractive package. Why is she still in the race, cause she has no chance of getting a v.p. nod like AmyK might?
ca$h
When she was a teenager, she worked for her preacher dad who was anti-gay. Even though she rejected those views when she grew up and became pro-LGBTXYZ, the cancel culture never forgets. Unless you’re a straight, white, billionaire, male who used his private army to harass minorities them you’re totes ok.
The bipartisan war party doesnt want her there. Thats why she is toast.
So much for that Assange story: more fake news.
Ah, here’s the link.
https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2020/02/19/report-trump-offered-assange-pardon-deny-russia-hacked-dnc-emails/
I don’t think Assange ever claimed Russia did hack the emails so this supposed offer makes no sense. It was most likely an inside job anyway.
That brunette to the left behind Trump…
They come after Bloomers over his NDA’s with settling with women….he bunted
Lizzie with the long knives !
A tomahawk at range?
I wouldn’t hire any one of these clowns to walk my
dogscats.Trump should show this debate at his rally – priceless.
If you ever need to hire a psychopath for any reason, you have a pool to choose from.
When did “debates” became just one Gotcha! after another?
The moderators are certainly setting the tone.
Yeah, I expect it from the participants. The moderators should be setting a more intellectual tone— oh who am I kidding.
Interesting, that the moderators have been 100% hands-off regarding Warren. Hard-core out for Bloomberg and Klobuchar.
At least before the Kennedy-Nixon “debates”
Forever.
When they all basically agree with each other philosophically but want the power for themselves?
Recent precedent:
Jeez, Against my better judgment I turned on the debate and somehow don’t regret it. This is spicy. The amounts of shots being thrown is incredible. So much for party unity.
From what Ive seen, Pete is the only one with his game on fleek. He just rattled the fuck outta Kobluchar, like she has canker sores in her ass-crack.
They were like two kids in the back of the station wagon screaming and waving their hands at each other.
Or, as a wonderfully crotchety old lady I used to work for said once, “Pickled assholes fried in snot.”
Holy shit, that imagery!
Wow. What an absolute shit show.
I love it. It really is like standing outside the yellow barrier-tape, and watching a building implode.
Next up- Climate Crisis !
Biden for high-speed rail, and thousand of charging stations whenever highways are repaired.
I was watching his eyes….Im pretty sure he just had a TIA
That does explain things.
It was like this.
It’s okay, Warren believes in science.
I’m not watching.
Did you expect anything different from The People’s Revolutionary Democratic Socialist Workers Party?
I’m actually kind of shocked how off-the-reservation these idiots – all of them – are. They’re goading each other into ever more outlandish fringery.
And now you know why the DNC was trying to hide the debates from the viewing public.
Yeap.
I somehow made it over an hour. I turned it off when someone said we only have 7 years left to save the planet from the climate crisis.
Butterfinger said we have 0 years.
You guys are brave. 30 seconds of one of their commercials is enough to make me want to throw shit at my radio or tv.
Great job, as per usual, Derpe.
Bloomers is worried about methane in the water
He’s got a point. We need to stop underwater cattle farming before we kill all the sea turtles.
Eating some foods and taking a bath can cause that.
MOAR SHOWERS!
Taking Joe out of context and mashing the sentences together made him more coherent. Good job, Derp.
I thought you were referring to the debate.
No way I’m spending my lunch hour watching that.
I tuned into the “debate”, since you were all talking about it.
I only lasted 5 minutes.
I don’t want any of these people anywhere near the levers of power.
Watched one clip. Bloomberg saying there is no way Bernie beats Trump. Didn’t lie on that at least.
It’s just entertainment – appalling, but still entertaining.
So who’s going to pull the Ryan Newman and get flipped up in the air at the end?
The icing on the cake?
Kobluchar just said “we are not talking enough about Donald Trump”
Said no sane person in history.
Why cant anyone ask Bernie, while he’s attacking Bloomers, “Just how many homes do you own, Senator? Not counting the one Hillary bought you…”
Wait, so now Warren was a former special ed teacher?
If she says “black and brown” one more time I’m going to lose it.
No love for the red and yellow Liz?
3… 2… 1…
LOL Bloomberg just called Sanders a communist.
Quit making me want to turn it on!
*Turns on Debate. Warren: Ban all offshore drilling.
I just can’t.
Paris accord day one, ban fracking, fossil fuel is evil, etc etc etc.
And now Pete! is speaking Spanish.
Pure fucking entertainment.
A a better man than I. Y’all made it sound like so much fun I actually tuned in. Coulldn’t take more than a couple minutes. One of Creepy Joe and one of Shorty. Both blatherng the usual Climate Crises “solutions”.
I do thank everyone here though. I do enjoy these debates through your snark.
Oh I only caught maybe 15 minutes total. I can’t it for more than a minute or two at a time.
I had the misfortune to tune in right as Warren started speaking.
Damn, do I dislike her sour, hectoring visage.
(she is, of course, my senator)
They’re all horrible in only slightly different ways.
Bloomberg brought some entertainment value, at least.
BOOM! He did it!
LOL you WANT workers on Medicaid and food stamps, Bernie. Why are you complaining about it?
“employee ownership of companies” by Government law. This sounds like something else… Can’t quite put my finger on it.
So much for the democratic part of that socialism.
It starts with an F.
Fuck you that’s why.
I would have said syndicalism.
Based on my TV, Creepy Joe has a lot of dandruff on his black coat.
Just sayin
Also, someone get Lizzie some Visine. I know she’s in Nevada, but act straight.
Geez, how big IS your HD TV?
55″ and like 2 ft away from me…
Living the double wide life. Tall cans in the air!
Hit it Sammy Kershaw!
Jugsy, as a property manager for an apartment complex, snagged it after an eviction
Wasnt really any place else to put it, so its in the home “office”. It gets reception over-the-air, so (((they))) can monitor what I watch
You take that back. I don’t monitor what you watch.
L’chaim!
I had my first bad experience with Lyft tonight. Driver pulls up and I get in the car. Two seconds later I realize it stinks with body odor. I couldn’t quickly think of a way to get out of the ride. During the 10 minute drive I kept reassuring myself it’s just a 10 minute drive. Ugh.
I assume you did feedback after it was over?
I didn’t have the heart. I would have unloaded.
You and the last passenger.
Or, the driver.
?
So it seems someone DOES need 23 types of deodorant ? Was the driver a BernieBro ?
Said was pretty quiet so I doubt it.
I get the impression some of those drivers are moonlighting after (or before) a regular cab shift and don’t have time to shower every day.
So the Japanese professor of infectious medicine that did a scathing commentary of his experience visiting the Wuhan Princess, has taken it down and tweeted this
https://mobile.twitter.com/georgebest1969/status/1230243699092705280
I cant read it. Its all squiggly marks.
ごめんなさい。
Does all that Japanese say it’s a fast spreading plague?
It says “Trump don’t trust China. China is ass hole!”
I can get behind that.
+ Tomo News
Guaranteed someone downloaded it and will upload it again.
That he took it down is almost more indicting than the original video.
Maybe this is the memo he received?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Wenliang#/media/File%3A李文亮的训诫书.png
Biden: “Our kids have to go to school and learn how to run behind walls and hide under desks”
1950’s America: “duck and cover when there’s a nuclear war”
Concluding statements – they’re all Chumbawamba all of a sudden. I grew up in Oklahoma! (So?) I got knocked down! (BFD.)
I’ll take a whiskey drink.
I’ll take a vodka drink.
On it.
Appropriate, since Chumbawamba were lefty shitbags.
You got knocked up, so you go down again?
So since the DNC had a woman from telemundo (HAWT) asking questions at the DNC debate, would it be fair if someone from the Jerusalem Post was on hand for the Republicans?
Or should they both be there ?
Disheveled And Covered In $100 Bills, Bernie Sanders Claims He Was Attacked By A Group Of Billionaires
So great.
Just like Pete.
I did this shop during the last election.
Freeze! (Private) Secret Police!
Got lost, Rent-a-pig!!
Did I miss anything fun?
Hell if I know. I figured the party would start when you got here; what with our new, bigger paycheck.
I’m sorry–Did I say “our”?? I was in Bernie mode.
Uh…NO! I was in…umm…Mikey mode.
NO! Gropin’ Joe mode.
Aww–forget it.
First payday is still a week away, no hookers and blow yet.
Yet.
Hehehehehe…Coo Hand Luke.
If only they were all voiced by Norm MacDonald.
So very true.
Hi all. I just got back from triumphing at Bar Trivia. So I’ve only just looked at Drudge and Glibs, etc.
Holy cow. I think tonight being spent on frivolity was the right call.
Can someone send me Nero’s fiddle?
No, but, I may be able to throw together a washtub bass, if you like.
/never, EVER, stop in the middle of a hoedown!!
~static~ Ho down! I repeat, Ho down on Broadway!
Don’t stop her now! i’ve been told never to stop in the middle of a ho’ down so….
Well, you should always stop for a Winky Dinky Ho cake!
Man, if you were friends with a member of the Wayans family and had marginal acting skills, you had employment for a solid decade.
One down, one to go, I guess.
/Damon; I swear, I’ve been taking acting classes!
Batty batty batty!
???
Lawyers of
RedditGliberton: Please tell me he has a solid case here.I don’t rally care for the guy–I just want them taken to the cleaners.
I doubt it. He’s a public figure and neither tweet specifically accuses him of anything.
Damn…. Oh, well.
Concur
Oh, I think I know why they cancelled her phone.
Well she paid for the phone! Why should she have to pay for the service?!
I think she claims the parents cancelled the contract. How could they do so, if it was her contract? Huh?! HOW?
Oh, be sure to use her as your realtor–for all your real estate needs.
It seemed like she bought her own phone, but was on her parents plan; and thought it was her right to have service, because she bought the phone.
You got more out of that than I did–I couldn’t wait to see her crushed by the velvet glove of EMERGENCY DISPATCHING!!
I’m surprised they didn’t throw some flash bang grenades in first. Before unleashing the SWAT team. Having said that, she’s a douche.
That usually just results in a guy with a badge and a gun telling the person to stop it or else, and maybe a ticket, which is more likely on a second visit. All in all, I’ve never seen a cop get gleeful about arresting someone over their 911 bullshit.
That they arrested her means she was (more than likely) quite the cunte. Still, SWAT and flashbangs are probably arm’s distance away nowadays. If we didn’t have shit in place that tells people to call the police for every problem they have, this “But this IS an emergency to me” crap would probably be so much more rare.
What–Did my musky odor, and cocky strutting, run everyone off?
Quit being so fucking needy.
Oh–so, you thought you’d just piggy-back on my thunder, did ya??
I can’t tell if I’m watching a major political party having a debate or the goddam Maury Povitch show.
These people are retarded.
Shhh! No one tell Aloysious about the people who want to vote for those shit-heads.
In many ways.
Are they. though? Or are they shrewd observers of the idiots they need to get money and votes from?
Hmmm….”why not both”?
Stop asking them to frost your bush, and you won’t get so much crud.
The world is fucked. Let it all burn. Today I signed up for all my bennies and since I don’t have any kids I put my favorite adult niece to get any windfall my death would create. She’s been sucked into non-binary transmageddon, loves science but college advisers have talked her into poli-sci as her double major with drama. This won’t end well.
Yeeesh….no, not without a serious intervention.
And prayer.
Yeah, since my dad died my family structure has radically altered. Until 5 years a ago I talked to her every day and was as close to a father figure she ever had. Then my dad died, then I couldn’t walk for 6 months, then my mom got a boyfriend, her mom and her baby daddy focused on the kids they have together.. Niece is on the spectrum, all this played hell on her. Now transmagedden has her. Sad.
Good lord. Mucho prayers for her, and, good on ya for persevering.
Geez, dude. Sounds like your role is to keep moving ahead, keep the channels of communication to the niece available should she choose to fall back on sanity in this situation.
Sometimes your example or wise words seem wasted and ridiculed by the young, then years later you find that those words and deeds influenced them for the better.
You do you.
How about we put a bowl on xer head and trim around the edges.
I’d love to see that happen. I’ve never seen a chili bowl g.a.f. about a person’s junk.
Nor the barber wielding it.
It’s Llama Llama!
artist’s statement
I got out of bed in the middle of the night to write this. It came to me in a dream: Biden was giving his Corn Pop speech and the Thomas the Tank Engine song was in the background. If you would like to experience it for yourself, open up 2 youtube tabs, one with the Corn Pop speech and one with the song. Fun fact: that song can be background music to any rap song ever made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jB5x-h_yYc
As always, I appreciate the kind words and the honest criticism.
And lastly, since I have off-topic-ed probably more than anyone here, feel free to say whatever on any of my posts. It does not bother me in the slightest. I am a free speech absolutist.
There were a few Biden quotes that did I wish I had added, including:
“I know I’m not supposed to like sports cars, but I do.”
“These were al-Qaeda fighters, the first I’d ever seen up close, and they looked like badasses. As I passed on the outskirts of the grid, many of the prisoners stared directly at me. None of them cowered. I’ve been in a lot of prisons, but these guys showed a ferocity and a hatred unlike any I’d ever seen.”
Poor Joe.
Well friends, see you next time. If you have requests, let me know. I look forward to ripping Bloomberg.
Oh yes – the Charles Manson reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0
I am very happy you are back, and derping up my psyche.
Kudos!
Q let us down tonight so here’s my contribution.
https://thechive.com/2020/01/30/mother-of-milfy-hotness-23-photos/
I say, let’s give Chafed a research grant.
Paid porno here I come! (pun intended) Woo-hoo!
My little not brother has expressed he’d like to come back here to once again try to straiten out his life when he gets out of jail for this child support thing, which I’m all for as long he follows my rules, which will be stricter this time. But, one of the things he needs to do to straighten out his life is find gainful employment. We were hoping me getting a job at this place might give him a chance to overcome his mistakes, but given how I’m supposed to not interact with the other employees, I’m guessing it won’t work that way.
It’s a long shot, but I know an outfit that’s always hiring:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCmONrFBTRY
It’d be pretty hard for a guy like your bro to get in, but it’s possible.
Otherwise, send him to Alaska. Any guy with a pulse can get a job there.
Dennis Miller does say that the State bird of Alaska is the delinquent child support check.
For clarification–Is he aware, and honest about his prospects for employment? As in, does he realize that being in jail may very well be a big barrier with some employers, and, that he may have to “start over”? Or, does he have an in-demand skill that makes him much more desirable as an employee?
Wish I could assist with a job hunt–I can’t stand the idea that jail for child support is simply seen as ‘jail’, without the context.
He never got started. Felony conviction for stealing a golf cart when he was 18. Got out of jail, knocked up a girl. They broke up. His 20s were a waste. He’s almost 30, and was trying to turn around by being here I think, then jail for child support. Again, this is a case where I tried to go off and have my own life and everyone else around him enabled him taught him all the wrong lessons. He two was making some strides until my dad died. that’s one of those events that just shattered a lot of realities. That’s when he got the second baby mama, where this child support detention came from.
Wow; so, he really is close, family-wise, huh? Well, he’s gonna need a skill/skill set that makes him desirable to an employer, all things considered. Do you know of any training programs in your area (relative), and, do they help out people with criminal records? If there is a community college anywhere he can reasonably get to, that would be a good place to start. Of course, I’m imagining, based on things you’ve said about the area, that this isn’t the case.
In any event, it’ll take time to get the Titanic turned around, but, yes–he needs to do something constructive with his time and bring in any money he can.
Are the mommas’ families possible resources (“I am trying to get straightened out, for my kid and your daughter’s sake”)? If he’s as impulsive as he seems, he may not be ready to eat the kind of shit just-starting-out employees often have, especially at 30. Are you prepared for that possibility?
Jailed for inability to pay child support. I thought america prohibited debtor’s prison.
My own spousal unit was in debt for child support after his wife left him and took the 2 boys. He was a bartender and didn’t make much, so he had to give so much of his income to child support, he couldn’t afford medical care, rent, car repair, etc. So he went into arrears on child support.
The state revoked his driver’s license (typical Minnesotan move against “dead beat” dads, which he certainly was not) because if a guy can’t pay child support, separating him from his one means to make money TOTALLY makes sense.
Then they issued a warrant for his arrest for non-payment. (This is way before we married or even dated.) He went to the county courthouse on a Friday to address the warrant, and the clerk said to him “The judge who looks at these won’t be here until Monday. If you remit yourself now, you’ll spend all weekend in jail. Now, if you’ll just give me a minute, I’ll go get a notepad…”
Super great clerk (a male) was giving him cover to turn around and leave that Friday, and he took it. Minnesota state law is brutal to men/dads regardless of who files.
My ears pinned back when I heard the tale, so I asked for his tax docs and divorce decree. Found several loopholes and used my flair for good letter writing to call off the dogs and force his ex-wife to sell their old house and give him his share (conditional upon her remarriage, which had just occurred) so he got out of arrears and was back on his feet.
A MN house of rep, Pam Wolfe, ran successfully simply on Men’s rights and Fathers’ rights in custody cases. Landslide.
How many times has he come to live with you only to flake out?
Whatever you do, do NOT recommend him for a position at your company. It would be very bad.
Listen to the nice lady. She’s right.
I have to third this. If you recommend him, his actions will reflect on you, for good or ill, and it doesn’t sound like he’s gotten to a state where this would be a good thing. And you haven’t built up a record and reputation at the company to offset the damage it might do if he flaked out and caused problems.
I don’t know if anyone who’s read my tale of woe about my Amazon-ordered sword is around, but: After more than a week of back-and-forth with the seller (and their pretty bad Engrish), I had agreed to give it until the 17th before requesting a refund. Then, in an attempt to be nice (::eyeroll::) I told them about the 17th being a holiday, and that I would wait until the 19th. No updated tracking so far.
Early Wednesday morning (the 19th), I put in for the refund, and Amazon says they’ve credited it back, Tell the wife about it, and that I didn’t actually see any credit. On a lark, I re-Google the tracking #…it’s at the local P.O. hub. Just like that. A month and a half with absolutely no tracking info added, including it being at Customs (which is pretty damned common for USPS to do), and the minute I get a refund, the damned thing is in town. I quickly requested to reverse the refund, but not sure if it took.
Of course, USPS tries to deliver it yesterday, but, it requires a signature for some reason (was never mentioned in the sale), so I have to trudge up there in the morning to pick it up. Friggin’ thing better be in good shape, and not give me COVIDS.
Then, there was this time in 19-dickety-two, after the Kaiser had stolen the word ‘twenty’….an onion on my belt….
I’m the target scammers are looking for I guess. I tried to buy a book off ebay in October for a christmas present for my nephew, it still hasn’t arrived; but I haven’t gotten around to making a complaint.
Truth be told, I ordered a custom jedi costume from a one-man outfit (heh) in England in November of ’18. It made it to the US, and then just disappeared. Poor guy made me another and got it to me, but…how they hell does that happen???
Also, I have found that USPS lost post “searches”, or research, has 0% success rate–at least, it does with me. Hell, even this sword, which is sitting 1 mile, give or take, from my house, hasn’t turned up in the search I initiated.
USPS tracking suxx in general. Tells you when it shipped, then nada, then you get the shipment, then they email you that it arrived. WTH?
I ordered a sweatshirt for my wife. I didn’t realize it was coming from China. Postal tracking was worthless. 7 weeks later it arrived.
It’s sad, sort of, that, in this day and age, I actively look for non-China online stores. Any international shipping has that PITA element, but it usually works out fine. But, the China shit is just…really?
And, mine was USPS this go around! China Post actually seems to have been better than USPS. And, fellow citizens are actually wanting this type of service applied to all medical shit??
I took part of my mandatory sick time off work to deal with an aBay “store” item from China.
Tracking showed it as having arrived in Anchorage on Saturday, but held up in customs/import once then. Text reason was “ Clearance delay – Import – Description provided is insufficient to classify commodity.””
So I called Anchorage Customs/import. The bureaucrat who answered clearly had no fucks to give but did offer to look it up by air waybill number.
I said I didn’t know what that meant but that I had the FedEx tracking number. She said nope, has to be the air waybill number. I explained I bought the item on an elBay store, and she went “oooooh, a third party seller. That’s no good.” FFS, why?
After some more pleas, I ended the call with “So the entire purpose of your job is to obstruct people from making legal market transactions. Well done. Have a nice day, and reflect on your fulfilling career.”
Then I called FedEx Anchorage, who work out of the same building as USl customs Anchorage.
Night and day difference,
To shorten the long story, here’s the email I sent after the conclusion.
“ Good day, xxxxMsnager.
I want to send my sincere thanks and compliments on the efforts of your employee Kxxxx with my order 777xxxxxx She helped me today in trying to find out how to get information to Nicholas so that I can get my package freed from “import jail” in Anchorage Alaska.
The government employed imports people in Anchorage were of no help at all, so I called Anchorage FedEx and everything changed! The FedEx people there and in Memphis have been friendly and professional all along the way. Kxxxx gave me additional reassurance that the extra information regarding my order will be personally passed through by her so that I can get my shipment (an RFID token implanted in a ceramic ring).
Kxxx did FedEx proud, and I’m a life-long FedEx fan for work and home.
Best regards,
…
Oops, admin, please delete the accidental paste of all my contact info.
I know it was an unintentional post but that is a bloody awe-inspiring job title.
Thanks. It’s a living (looks at feet, kicks pebble, suppresses shit-eating grin).
That department was created for me when I was hired. I thought I was joining as an engineer but my boss clued me in on the Grand Scheme in my first few days.
So, what does the department do?
UCS, You know i can’t tell you that in satisfying detail.
Let’s just say I’m a big fan of Peace through Superior Firepower.
If something does become public, you’ll let us know, right?
Sure! We (well, our stuff) will be hitching a ride on the next Falcon Heavy—that is OK to share.
The other stuff, not yet, but when the press releases are out, I can be sure it’s ok to share too. We have a broad base of work, to put it succinctly.
You say that, and my first thought is “Space Lasers!”, with an obligatory exclaimation mark.
Looks like someone is fishing for dick pics.
Ha! Hardly.
I trust you lot (except for HM) but I have emailed SP and OMWC ( the only BTB that I have info for) to please delete the signature portion of the pasted email. I dont need it up there to be absorbed by every Bot on earth forever.
THANK YOU, FdA!! for removing my accidentally posted signature block!
FedEx Anchorage dude was so cool he put me on hold while he trotted across the hall and personality laid eyes on my package, brought about by free markets and strangled by govt.
He gave me specific names, numbers, and emails of FedEx Memphis (their National HQ) so I could get rolling.
How awesome is that???
Must be the anchorage office.
When I had something lost in FedEx’s system, I just got the runaround.
The eventually delivered it – three months after the replacement showed up.
FedEx guy in memphis actually emailed me back after hours with this:
Kind regards,
Good on ya, splosives. I often mean to send kudos for frontline people, but rarely actually do.
Words can be powerful. Most mangers probably hear only complaints. I actively try to send compliments if I get above-and-beyond service.
Guess what? The earners of the praise get the recognition and I get great service from there on out. Plus, they are a little happier and maybe they pay it forward.
I was changing a flat tire on my Expedition years back on a busy road. A Scheans food delivery guy pulled over behind me and took over the operation. I noted his badge name and plate number.
I called the Schwann’s office and asked the receptionist if I could give a compliment to a driver for roadside assistance but didn’t want him to get in trouble for doing it on duty.
She said it’d be fine and gave me the manager info.
I wrote him a letter of thanks and kudos to the driver. Manager wrote back gushing with thanks and said he gave the guy a bonus of $1000 for that! I said he’d earned it for Schwann because hundreds of Minneapolis residents saw a Schwann driver changing a lady’s tire that day.
Never wait to jot down a clever idea you have. I have been sick all day so I crashed at 8, woke up a bit after midnight and just lay around thinking for a bit and had an interesting thought about something I wanted to explore in my next article. I didn’t get up and write a note and now it is gone, like don’t even remember what part of the topic the idea was even about, gone.
Always leave a note!
Wait….
Listen to something soothing. It will bring it back.
Mo likes this when she loses an idea.
https://youtu.be/utyXQqZ35do
Yeah it came back, it seems mor obvious and less clever when examined :(.
Compromising by accepting a smaller degree of a liberty you want but do not have is wise and principled. Compromising by giving up any portion of a liberty you currently have is neither. Liberty minded folk are bad at distinguishing between these ideas and it costs us in the war against the progressives, who up until recently understood the concept of the ratchet.
A little rough around the edges, but with some editing and re-writing, you might have one for the ages. Look again tomorrow. Or post and we will critique it to within an inch of its life.
My bartender (me) is cutting me off. g’night glibs.
Night, yo.
I don’t we will see this on the evening news.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/02/19/steven-spielberg-mikaela-adult-film-porn-producer/
“Sex worker license”
Sad? Funny? Bah! What a load of horse shit.
You know there is something more to this. Lawrence Fishburne’s daughter did porn. I don’t what is with these adult children but I doubt it is a need to express themselves.
I doubt I’ll ever know, or, fully understand what their growing up was like. Plus, Cate Capshaw is OK with that??
Just weird all around.
Is it a need to get attention aside from so-and-So’s daughter?
Then working it for the camera is fastest way for the unruddered and untalented to make a splash.
Sad.
Daily Mail has a lengthy piece on it.
They’re borderline mainstream
Latest from On Unknown Shores? (Am I remembering the title correctly?)
You’re remembering the title correctly, but no, this is from a random side story I’ve got laying around. Nachval is actually founded by Dug as a spot for ships to resupply on long voyages. He does so after he gets home. The narrator here is Eugen Sulzbach, who has a longer, partially finished piece with a working title of “Sellstaff” describing the life of a Jurneyman wizard sent out on short term contracts by the Academy (which is also a sort of craft guild for wizards)
Hrmm…
“Banker of Stirnberg” wraps up today.
On one hand, I have 16k words of Eugen’s story written. On theother hand, it’s not finished, and I’m terrible at getting more done when people are waiting.
::sets alarm on phone for 12 p.m. EST::
Oh, not to worry – I’m not waiting for OUS. ::gazes skyward, whistles, tries to stop foot from tapping::
Now I’m reminded that work has stacked my afternoon with one really long meeting where we have to revise the justification for the business partner to pony up for the upgrade to their very expensive piece of software they’re heavily dependent upon but which they’ve underfunded maintenence of to the point where the next browser patch will render it unusable. And they’re still like a petulent child, kicking and screaming and going “but I don’t wanna – but you gotta keep it working anyway”
Definition of Hell.
There’s not even enough people in the meeting for me to serrupiciously check in on comments from time to time.
Excellent work there, Derpy. Bravo.
When you string together all his gaffes, it does make a fascinating profile.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/police-chief-stripped-of-duties-disrobes-walks-into-storm/article_94785e55-927b-5a85-9777-4f2632b03169.html
“CROYDON, N.H. (AP) — The police chief in a New Hampshire town took it literally when he was stripped of his duties at a local board meeting, disrobing to his underwear and walking out into a snowstorm.”
Hardcore. ?
The Bee:
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wins-another-democratic-debate
Trump Wins Another Democratic Debate
And https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-torn-between-watching-democratic-debates-sticking-face-in-blender
Nation Torn Between Watching Democratic Debates, Sticking Face In Blender
Sean – with the extended magazine release lever, is it even possible to work the control the lock the bolt back on that 10/22?
Yes. No problem. Locking back the bolt is necessary to perform takedown.
Okay. I couldn’t tell if it got in the way or not.
Close up: https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/1hdqgINrTS-aON6mNL57fg.bOeAdBlhm4Pt-DxFIQFRTF
Oh. Much easier to see 😉
My debate takeaway. Wow. Li’l Mikey called Grandpa Gulag a Communist and, along with Mayor Cheat, cracked wise about GG’s 3 houses. Scolds With Forked Tongue absolutely scalped Li’l Mikey over #metoo and all the NDAs he has with former lady employees. Amy The Comb-Eater appeared to have the DTs or, maybe the next-day-after-a-VERY-rough-night-on-acid tummy ache and jittery, palsied shakes. Shotgun Joe kept angrily reminding everyone he is old and has been in politics since Christ was a corporal.
Nice synopsis, thanks for watching it so I don’t have to.
It’s a public service, really.
Time is ripe for Marianne Willamson to jump back in. She makes the most sense of the Dems.
The smear job done on Tulsi was epic. From what I can tell, Bernie Bros and the progressive left consider her some kind of Russian “whore”, from the seeds of hate sown by Her and her minions. All the progressive policy choices they want plus actual clearly stated foreign policy goals (although it’s not like she’d ever have the power to go against the warhawk industrial complex).
So, President Magic Crystals. Not the president America wants, but the president it deserves? Or something.
If Tulsi weren’t a “social democrat” on domestic issues, i would have considered pulling the lever for her.. But she was all universal healthcare, student debt, yada yada.
She basically want to turn the rest of the US in a political copy of Hawaii.
Ya know, I could perhaps take off my hat of anarcho-principals, don my stocking-cap of compromise, and agree to some of these programs if it meant a true commitment to anti-interventionism and an effort to clean-up/streamline the FedGov apparatus. I know that’s never gonna happen. Are you at least working on propulsion? I LOVE rail guns; I want one in handgun size but damn… we need to get off this planet and establish a new frontier society with the quickness.
Lobot, if serious , email me at my casually posted ya address and I’ll send you a published paper on our thoughts.
To be fair, I just listened to the Razorfist debate livestream during my overnight shift at the supermercado. I don’t think I have the intestinal fortitude to slog through the actual broadcast.
No matter who gets out of that mess, none of those Democrats will beat Trump in November. It’s just not happening. I just wish that the election was sooner so that we could get it over with.
Lol. Well done!
I’m sorry.
I only meant that it wasn’t funny because Marmaduke isn’t funny. ; )
The olde timey radio collections at Archive.org are like manna for me. I’ve gone down a Bob & Ray rabbit hole.
https://archive.org/details/BnR80404061976?autoplay=1&playset=1