GlibFit 4.0 – Stretching

by | Feb 23, 2020 | Fitness, GlibFit | 378 comments

This was a mediocre week for me.  I did get back to it and started the week with a “get some” attitude.  I went full Goggins Monday and Tuesday.  In addition to my regular workouts I got in 10 minutes of ab each day and extra conditioning.  Wednesday, I left court and headed for the airport to fly up to San Jose for a mediation the next day.  That’s where my week went off course.  Ah well, tomorrow is a new day and I’ll be back at it.

Having been away from it for four weeks, I was reminded on Tuesday just how inflexible I was.  Back in my running days, I was a consistent stretcher.  Nowadays, not so much.  That’s about to change.

If you don’t have it, go pick up a copy of Stretching by Bob Anderson.  I think I bought this book about 30 years ago.  It’s terrific.  Anderson shows you how to stretch every part of your body.  Everything is diagrammed.  It’s very easy to put together your series of stretches or routines.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I had noticed in the past, including with lifting, that when I regularly stretched, my performance improved.  I’m certainly not making the claim stretching makes you stronger.  But I will say that whether it was generating power for lifts or pushing myself with conditioning, doing regular stretching seemed to help.  I’ll leave it to you to pick this apart in the comments or maybe cite a scientific showing this is so.  You do you.

 

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A special shout out to Nephilium.  I saw your comment during the week about how much weight you’ve lost riding and how close you are to your goal weight.  Ride on Neph.  For those of you wondering how Nephilium has stayed so dedicated, here’s the contact information for his instructor.  Glibbroads (h/t Gender Traitor) can google Lance Armstrong pics or whatever floats your boat.

Here’s some motivation for the rest of you.  Oddly, Winston’s Mom sent me some photos.  Go figure.

Some music to get you going.  MikeS if this doesn’t get your NoDak ass in gear then I don’t know what will.  Put down your accounting books and go for a ride.

Finally, last week’s GlibFit garnered a measly 135 comments.  The Sunday night open post got more traffic.  Let’s put a little effort in this week.  I’ll be at kid 2’s volleyball game when this posts but I’ll do my best to check in from time to time.

 

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378 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    Anderson shows you how to stretch every part of your body.

    Some parts of my body I know how to stretch, thank you very much.

  2. Ted S.

    Some music to get you going.

    This is the same link as the Winston’s Mom link.

      • MikeS

        ?? Kick ??

        ?? Ass ??

      • Chafed

        Rock out with your cock out.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory
    • MikeS

      Why are you clicking my link!?!?!?!?!

      • Ted S.

        I only hovered over the links to see the URL.

  3. Ted S.

    Glibbroads (h/t Gender Traitor) can google Lance Armstrong

    Dopestrong?

  4. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    Stretching is something I’ve never been good about. Whether it was distance running, tennis or something else, I never did more than 5 minutes of half-assed, ad hoc stretches.

    • Nephilium

      Stretching is strange for me. I’m double jointed, so half the standard stretches don’t do anything for me.

      • Chafed

        Neph I gave you a shout out. At least play along.

      • Nephilium

        Chafed, I appreciate it. But for music to get me going, I go with something more like this or this. High BPM, high energy. My natural cadence has moved up from the low 80’s to the upper 80’s/low 90’s, so I need a faster tempo to push me.

      • Chafed

        Duly noted.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve been trying to convince the instructor I usually use for spin classes to fit that first song into a class. She’s concerned about the language, and I pointed out that we were all adults.

      • Chafed

        In body, sure. But in mind who knows.

  5. Not Adahn

    I may (may!) end February lighter than I was in October. Two months of celebratory eating cost me six months of progress.

    • Chafed

      But now you’re back. Good job.

  6. Nephilium

    Average weight was down ~1.5 pounds last week, hit a new low body fat percentage as well. March is looking like it’s going to be bad though, I’ve got a week of travel for work, and then St. Patrick’s Day. I’m hoping I’ll be able to suspend the spin classes come April, and get on the real bike to get some miles in. I’ve already got two routes planned for about 40 miles each, hitting up three breweries on each, and completing my Cleveland Brewery Passport at the same time. I have learned that the max power at the class I go to does go above 800, as I hit 850 in the last class and the graph now goes up to 1,000. So now to try hitting over 1,000 watts and seeing if it caps there. I still don’t get why the RPM is capped at 149 though.

    The next class I’ve got scheduled is a Pop goes Punk class, I’m hoping for more punk music and less pop music then the last one I went to.

  7. Tulip

    Making stretching a habit is something I’m working on. It makes a real difference for my joint pain.

    • Chafed

      You win the prize.

      • Tulip

        I won! It’s so unexpected. I’d like to thank the academy, Chafed, SP, OMWC, oh, wait….what did I win?

      • The Hyperbole

        Don’t forget Hitler.

  8. Tulip

    Thanks for the book recommendation. I ordered it.

  9. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    OT: hanging out next to the freshly trimmed and cleaned fish tank with a glass of a church friend’s homebrew red ale. Calories don’t count if they’re fron a church friend, right?

    • Nephilium

      Nope, they count… and they can add up quick.

      • Tulip

        Spoilsport

      • Nephilium

        Hey, I’ve been averaging around 1,100 calories for six days a week for a long time now. I’ve had to use those calculators quite a bit.

    • Jarflax

      No matter how freshly she has trimmed, you really shouldn’t clean a fish tank with ale. I’m pretty sure the yeast will do bad stuff to the fishies.

    • Fourscore

      Are those real plants or plastic? Good looking aquarium, too.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Real ones. I’ve been growing them on and off for about 8 years now.

        Thank you!

      • Chafed

        That’s amazing. When I first looked I assumed they were plastic.

      • Fourscore

        Do the plants get any real sun or artificial only? My aquarium as a kid was in a south window, plants grew feriously but so did the algae. Had to close the blinds in the summer, water got too warm, too much sun.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        There’s a window right behind where I took the picture, but real sunlight in any substantial is a bad thing for the tank. The light above the tank has been calibrated to support the plants with as little algae growth as possible. Additional light is just injecting energy into the tank that has to be consumers somehow, usually in the form of algae.

        The light itself is a full spectrum light that simulates sunlight (its similar to a light one would use for hydroponics or seed starting or growing pot).

    • MikeS

      Looking real good, Trashy. And don’t listen to Neph. Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to enjoy life and not worry about calories from beer. That’s in the Bible somewhere.

  10. Yusef drives a Kia

    Rain/ Hail yesterday, so Bella walked me for about 2 miles, then I played 45 holes, for another 5 miles, with a bum leg, alright for me,

  11. juris imprudent

    Fit girls #12 – she plans on boiling more than a bunny.

    • pistoffnick

      reddit.com/r/fitgirls

      • Chafed

        That was… um… interesting.

      • westernsloper

        Oh my

      • Chafed

        /George Takei

  12. Sean

    I need to hit the liquor store tomorrow. I’m running low on vodka.

    Also, I ate a lot of steak and bbq today (mmmm…burnt ends). Still skinny. #Ketolife

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      MEAT!

  13. westernsloper

    Holy Crap, Q hijacked all of Chafed’s links.

    • Jarflax

      I sense a link between Q links and being Chafed

      • JD is Unemployed

        I see what you did there.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        It’s even better when you feel it.

        /….what?

    • Sean

      (((sneaky)))

  14. westernsloper

    *Throws gang sign at Neph*

    ??‍♂️

    • Nephilium

      Huh?

      I don’t speak your crazy moon language!

      • westernsloper

        It is on topic to the song dedicated to you and that is as close to a gang sign in my emoji library. ??

      • Nephilium

        I’m aware, I pulled up the link and had it playing in the background. But I’m never going to tire of making references to the Tick animated series.

    • AlmightyJB

      ?

  15. straffinrun

    STEVE SMITH STRETCH EVERYDAY.

  16. Tres Cool

    So that cursed Envoy I mentioned previously needs some tires. Shopping around, I really get about the best deal @ TireDiscounters (-10% veteran’s discount), and they include a ?????? alignment. Im planning on doing the upper/lower ball-joints soon. So, should I do those before an alignment? Or get tires 1st ? Or does it matter as long as I dont bend a tie-rod ?

    Thanks in advance.

    -your humble servant

    • Sean

      I’d do the ball joints first.

    • westernsloper

      Ya, I would say do the ball joints prior to the alignment. Also, when I did the ball joints on Big Green I went and bought the heaviest dutiest impact wrench Home Depot sold. Fuck pressing those out by arm strength.

  17. Ownbestenemy

    Why she hide her freckles? Oh well. Off to check on my smoked pork tenderloins

    • Nephilium

      First I figured it may have just been something with sun exposure, but that doesn’t match with the freckles showing around the eyes. I know by the end of the season, I’ll have some interesting and entertaining tan lines.

  18. Not Adahn

    Yummy winter bedtime cocktail:

    This tea mixed with this gin

    • Tulip

      I hate rooibos, but to each his own

      • Rhywun

        I hate citrus-forward gins – OK, the one that I tried.

      • Nephilium

        I’m always disappointed when I try a new gin and find out that it’s anise forward.

  19. The Hyperbole

    Finally, last week’s GlibFit garnered a measly 135 comments.

    Do you really think shameless begging is going to get people to post comments?

    • Sean

      ?

      Yes

      • Chafed

        *high five*

      • The Hyperbole

        Well I for one am not falling for that shit.

      • straffinrun

        Don’t blame you. “WTF is an acrostic” is a legit comment.

    • straffinrun

      Number of comments alone means nothing. 50 comments on topic > 500 OT.

      • Sean

        Oh, a purist, eh?

      • straffinrun

        Compubox distinguishes between punches landed and punches thrown.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        OOOOHHHH! That explains straff’s apology on last night’s post….

      • Chafed

        Just stroke my ego gaijin salaryman-san.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Geeze….all this exercisin’s got your testosterone all jacked up.

    • Sean

      I was going to try to top that. I don’t think I can. Short of a safe falling on a clouder of kittens.

    • Rhywun

      I’m still stuck on the Dr. Zaius look.

      • Chafed

        That is an awesome clip.

      • JD is Unemployed

        One of the all time top five greatest Simpsons bits.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Only to be topped by this simian.

      • JD is Unemployed

        I maintain that Roseanne was correct in her opinion that Valerie Jarrett (?) looked a bit like a planet of the apes lady, but not because she’s black. Her particular physiognomy does remind me of the makeup from the movie (the original one), which to me didn’t so much look like apes as they did (ah-wooooooo) werewolves.

      • Rhywun

        No idea what she looks like but that’s a third-rail you just don’t touch in this country.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Or here, but I stand by my dangerous yet innocent opinion about one individual’s appearance which is offered without malice.

    • westernsloper

      Crazy Old Men Unite!!!!

    • Tres Cool

      Upon getting to Hollywood, his agent told him he had to change his name to better fit the press. Formerly known as “Cock von Lesbian”.

      • Chafed

        That explains a lot.

    • Mojeaux

      This is why I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!

      A bad Cockney accent I can handle.

      A bad Commie theory I cannot.

      • MikeS

        On your death bed you are talking politics with your son? Get a life!

      • Chafed

        I’m pretty skeptical it happened. More likely Michael Douglas wanted a colorful story to support Bloomberg.

    • MikeS

      Dammit. Shouldn’t have clicked.

    • creech

      Van Dyke is pretty much correct about Bernie not changing his views. In his first congressional campaign in 1988, he was railing against millionaires and big corporations.

      • straffinrun

        He’s been doing that since October, 1917.

      • Mojeaux

        Indeed.

  20. JD is Unemployed

    I feel like I’ve been on the verge of pulling a back muscle for a few days. Gotta stretch. I’ll do my best not to mess that up. Or maybe I’ll ignore it until it goes away or decides to become an injury.

    Testing testing. I posted earlier but it never appeared (no links, no speed-posting). Have I been canceled? I wouldn’t blame you.

    • straffinrun

      Lower back? My bone setter friend (there aren’t good translations for 整骨院) gave me some treatment for lower back pain. He says that the craning of the neck from looking at the smartphone all the time is the cause. He recommended some exercises that seem to help.

      • JD is Unemployed

        My dad has a fantastic book on back exercises that was recommended by a doctor back when he had some horrible slipped disc problems and complications. He’s got an encyclopedic knowledge of such things now, too. Something about being through the pain making you really appreciate how to look after yourself. I’ll see if I can borrow his book again.

        I get the smartphone thing but since mine is a miserly, slow, buggy, barely smart piece of budget Chinese surveillance tech, I feel little incentive to actually use it beyond the necessities (including posting this comment).

      • straffinrun

        Not the phone, eh? Well, do you do any rapid thrusts with your mouth?

      • JD is Unemployed

        Only if you buy me dinner first.

      • straffinrun

        Lose the hat and you got a deal.

      • Sean

        This is where free markets ultimately end up.

      • JD is Unemployed

        *removes hat; luxurious locks fall out from underneath like Charlie Daniels in ‘Uneasy Rider’*

      • Chafed

        You’re really a doctor aren’t you?

      • Tres Cool

        Yes. He issued a Cease & Desist against my garbage can.

      • straffinrun

        I’m not even a sensei, Kohai.

      • PudPaisley

        I destroyed a couple of the discs in my lower back when I was in my early 20’s, so I totally relate to what your Dad was saying. I have a few stretching exercises that I still do all the time to prevent lower back pain. I’m also very careful about how I sleep. I worked through severe and at times debilitating back pain doing landscaping work for about 2 years before it totally healed.

        I still do landscaping and put a lot of strain on the back, but have never hurt it since, outside of an occasional pull or tweak in the last 25+ years. I’m careful about how I lift stuff and I make sure to stop and stretch whenever my back starts stiffening up. It also helps having really strong back muscles. You know what they say about landscapers: it takes a strong back and a weak mind to do this kind of work.

  21. MikeS

    While I appreciate the duplicate MILF link, I’m curious what the music link was supposed to be.

    Also, I just got done with accounting homework.

    • Chafed

      See my reply to Ted’S in 2 above.

    • MikeS

      What’s all the accountants’ opinions of learning manual accounting? For instance, we recently learned about special journals. I went to Accounting Coach to get a little extra help on the subject. They don’t teach them at all and say this:

      The benefits of using a special journal instead of the general journal for the repetitive transactions have been eliminated with today’s inexpensive yet powerful accounting software. For example, when a sales invoice is prepared by using accounting software, both the general ledger and subsidiary accounts will be updated instantly and accurately.

      My instructor, on the other hand, called them “one of her favorite things”. Which I get if you are still using paper ledgers and journals to do your accounting. But who the fuck is still doing that?

      Also, keep in mind; I’m not getting my accounting degree. I’m going for an AAS in Management. Why the fuck would I, or nearly anyone else, need to know manual accounting methods? Give me a semester deep-dive in Quick Books and it would be money far better spent.

      /rant mode: off

      • Tulip

        It lets you understand what QuickBooks is doing and why. But, with the AAS in management, I’m not sure you need it.

      • AlmightyJB

        If you are going into corporate management, you will be held responsible for your budget. Those budget dollars will all be classified by cost centers and gl accounts (both of which will roll up into other categories). A thorough knowledge of how all of that accounting works behind the scenes will be well to your advantage. Yes, most accounting accounting transactions are automatic, however, manual month-end adjustments can be and are made all of the time. Those adjustments could be made to your cost centers benefit or detriment. Furthermore, you will be subject to countless hours of financial results every month if not more frequently. Those meetings and presentations will be be slightly less boring if you understand them and can ask questions. Understanding Accounting is understanding business. Embrace the dark side! Lol.

      • Don Escaped ORD

        are you asking what good a year of intro to accounting is good for?

        a/ with any discipline you need to know the underlying math so you notice when something is wrong
        b/ in particular, you need a sense of what a transaction’s impact on the four statements will be
        c/ financial accounting doesn’t mean anything without a foundation in the ledgers
        d/ you need financial accounting to manage to your operating plan and even to manage programs and departments well

      • RAHeinlein

        ^^This

      • MikeS

        I get learning the basics. I really do. However, all disciplines need to discern between when the “old ways” are taught to build a foundation, and when they are done because that’s “the way we’ve always done it”. When I went to school for Architectural Drafting in the early 90’s, I had to buy a drafting board and all the supplies to draft by hand. We used that the first semester and then it was AutoCAD for the second semester. None of us ever touched that manual drafting equipment ever again.

        Did it teach us some valuable fundamentals? Sure. Could we have learned those fundamentals without the straight edges and mechanical pencils? Of course. It’s being done now in schools all around the world.

        Much of my complaints are probably more accurately aimed at the media (Cengage) used in this class. It’s is very tedious and not very user friendly. However, (IMO) we are wasting time on some manual topics. Special Journals is the current target of my ire; we spent a week learning about something that Does. Not. Exist. in computerized accounting. I spent 6-ish hours on something nobody gives a shit about anymore because modern (30-40 years old!) software eliminates it’s reason for existing.

        All that considered, I do have a 97% going right now. ?

      • MikeS

        First paragraph: substitute “year” for “semester”.

      • CPRM

        I appreciate that my first second year in film school we had to do it the old fashioned way and actually cut and splice film, gave me an understanding of the fundamentals and something to complain about to the kids these days.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        cut and splice film

        And, if you did it on really old equipment, you do, indeed, have something to complain about to the kids these days.

      • CPRM

        Hand cranked movie-ola, so yes old school. Get off my lawn! Also, sent you something.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Out-f’ing-standing

    • MikeS

      And thirdly; that’s two weeks in a row I’m buying a book you recommend. Are you getting a cut? It likely adds up to many some a couple cents.

      • Chafed

        Believe it or not (((I))) don’t.

  22. Spudalicious

    Winston’s Mom has sent me a bunch of pics too. I just can’t share them here.

    Stretch early, stretch often. Especially the older you get. Warm up, stretch, work out and then stretch even more after.

    • straffinrun

      Winston’s mom is familiar with sticky wages and market elasticity.

      • Tres Cool

        Not to mention “make it up in volume!”

      • straffinrun

        By the liter.

      • Tres Cool

        “What do you call Winston’s Mom with a runny nose? FULL!”

        /be here all week

  23. Fourscore

    I’ve given up losing the 2-3 lbs that I was trying to eliminate. Since I re-started my exercise routine I just call those extra couple lbs muscle, since muscle is heavier. Solved the problem.

    I don’t do any stretching, hop on the tread mill, 1 hour at 4 MPH. Do a few upper body/arms exercise with free weights or a machine, call it a day. I’d like to loose a couple inches in the middle but that’s not gonna happen either, looks like. Knees and back aren’t ready for squats any more. I have some tunes on the box, I occasionally go into a disassociative mode where I don’t hear the music, don’t realize I’m walking and my mind is just drifting through old memories/ meaningless thoughts, then come back to reality 5-10 minutes later.

    Can’t wait for the snow to disappear and get outside more.

    • Nephilium

      Can’t wait for the snow to disappear and get outside more.

      Most of the snow melted here today, but it’s supposed to be back later. I’m really looking forward to this riding season now.

      • Tres Cool

        The up-side of me having to lay under Jugsy’s POS Envoy today and cuss at everyone and everything?

        It was a really awesome day for the 3rd week of February. In Ohio. Sunny, nearly 50º

      • Rhywun

        I miss snow. No doubt we’re due for at least one Nor’easter but damn, what a disappointing winter.

      • Sensei

        As I’d have to shovel and deal with screwed up trains getting into Manhattan – I’ve got no complaints.

      • Rhywun

        My train is underground and I don’t have to shovel 🙂

      • Tres Cool

        Do I even need to…..oh, never mind

    • straffinrun

      Heard that. Stopped doing heavy squats a decade ago and all my knee pain went away. Yes, I was doing them correctly. I run stairs and cycle a lot. Good nuff.

  24. Sensei

    OT- This is awesome.

    The Datasaurus

    • Don Escaped ORD

      It is awesome.

      I’m just so tired: thirty years of understanding the numbers, explaining them carefully, and then watching management do the wrong thing anyway.

      • Sensei

        I did planning and budgeting earlier in my career and hated the process.

        I’d deal with operating units that wanted to to do the right thing and give proper estimates that senior management wouldn’t accept and the other side of that was operating units that gave estimates that they had no hope in hell in achieving.

      • Lackadaisical

        right in the feels.

  25. Yusef drives a Kia

    I go now, to send My Loved one across the River Styx, i Tire,
    Peace,

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      xx + oo

    • Sensei

      All the best Yusef.

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      + ❤️ tambien

    • hayeksplosives

      Hesperus, you bring back again

      What the dawn light scatters,

      Bringing the sheep: bringing the kid:

      Bringing the little child back to its mother.

      (Hesperus is the greek divinity of sleep)

      • hayeksplosives

        ( not that i’m a Sappho fan IYKWIM, but I do like her verse.)

      • Tres Cool

        For fear of that, I still will stay with thee,
        And never from this palace of dim night

        Depart again. Here, here will I remain

        With worms that are thy chamber maids. Oh, here

        Will I set up my everlasting rest,

        And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars

        From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last.

        Arms, take your last embrace. And, lips, O you

        The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss

        A dateless bargain to engrossing death.

        TALL MOTHERFUCKIN CANS!

      • hayeksplosives

        I am glad they were able to translate that last line accurately.

      • Tres Cool

        It was some of his more obscure writings. I think the original text was:

        “Talleth Canneth! MotherFuxer⌠”

      • MikeS

        *nods knowingly*

        /Biggus Dickus

      • Tres Cool

        +2 Incontentia Buttocks

      • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

        Gluteus Maximus (Rome’s greatest undercover agent)

      • hayeksplosives

        Why did the Greeks constantly intermingle sleep, death, seasonal changes?? Kids must have been terrified to go to bed back then!!

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Greeks

        There’s your answer.

      • Jarflax

        Hypnos was the God of sleep, Hesperus was the evening star (Venus in the evening), one of the two sons of Eos the dawn goddess (the other son, who I belive was Phosphorus or similar was the morning star Venus in the morning)

    • MikeS

      *Hug*

      #nohomo

      • Tres Cool

        /what Mike said.

        #FullHOMO

    • Mojeaux

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • l0b0t

      May Wendy’s memory be a blessing. Love ya, Bob.

  26. Lackadaisical

    I lost 8lbs in the past month.

    Only problem being I want trying to lose weight.

    • Lackadaisical

      wasn’t trying to type gud either

      • CPRM

        It might be EPI, ask your doctor, Abbvie may be able to help. *PAID FOR BY BIG PHARMA*

      • Chafed

        Lol

  27. CPRM

    Stretching is vaginas in childbirth! Not men!

    I submitted a new cartoon, so that might be coming sometime.

    • MikeS

      I can’t wait to see the credits.

      ?

      • CPRM

        I don’t know how people with big Patreon accounts keep it all straight. You and Digby both upped your levels and it narry gave me word. Even now that Diggis has moved up to Donald Level Patreon still lists him as Hat level. It’s some piss poor work on Patreon’s side.

      • MikeS

        It is rather surprising that it doesn’t notify you of such things. I got an automated “thank you” when I upped, why the hell wouldn’t they tell the recipient about it? Weird.

      • CPRM

        Exactly. I looked at Digby’s history today, and it had listed that he upgraded from Hat to Donald level, but he was still categorized as Hat level. There was no option for me to change that either.

        My credits go by the info Patreon gives me. I was never notified of either change, and looking at my Patron list on the site I can’t even break it down by level. The only time It gives me level info is on the benefits page, but unless I dive into that it only gives me numbers and not names, or if I check a certain Patron’s history. It’s terrible, I don’t know how anyone can accurately use it with large groups.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory
  28. hayeksplosives

    How the hell is Bernie so dumb to go to Florida and praise the Castro regime? Is he that retarded?

    • MikeS

      He’s the most principled of them all. Admirable…I guess?

      • MikeS

        …and retarded.

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      ¡Espero que sí!

    • juris imprudent

      Figures they weren’t voting in the Dem primary anyway?

      • hayeksplosives

        Not an unreasonable assumption.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Received high turnout of the brown people in Neeevada and since all people of a hue vote the same I am thinking he thought praising brown leaders would get his nomination

    • Urthona

      He also repeated the literacy rate myth than no one with a brain thinks is real anyway.

    • juris imprudent

      There is a disturbance in the Matrix.

    • MikeS

      #3 will rip your cod off with her cunte.

      #12 has a great hasenpfeffer recipe.

      • Lackadaisical

        Is that boiled bunny? because I agree.

      • MikeS

        Close enough:

        Hasenpfeffer is a traditional German stew made from marinated rabbit or hare, cut into stewing-meat sized pieces and braised with onions and a marinade made from wine and vinegar.

    • Lackadaisical

      Did narcotics descend from her scrumptious behind?

      • Q Continuum

        This is unprecedented.

      • Chafed

        Twice.

    • Chafed

      This is what happens when you don’t click the links.

      *Nelson laugh*

  29. hayeksplosives

    My overall glibfit is working out OK. I am not seriously committing to a marathon deal due to health issues, but I am steadily losing weight slowly with dietary changes that, in time, allow for better mobility and more calorie burning.

    It’s a bit up and down, like the stock market, so I am not making too much of a drop or a rise. but the overall trend is good.

    My mystery problem is widely variable fluid retention! I haven’t figured out a pattern there. Some days my feet and legs are like plump sausages, and other days they’re human, even feminine. Gotta understand that. Due to the fluid craziness, I don’t obsess on the scale reading. I can fluctuate 6 lbs day to day just based on fluid.

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      I–

      Nope; not gonna do it…I’m gonna earn my title.

  30. Lackadaisical

    Delta forgot to load my bag into the plane even though they had 3 extra hours to do it. just a small oversight.

    • MikeS

      I assume it’s your fault for not paying the extra “please give a shit” fee. Tight ass.

      • Lackadaisical

        I should have also paid the extra fee for getting myself here on time too.

    • CPRM

      As much victim cred as gays and trans get these days, I’d wager being a celibate adult is more frowned upon socially. Certainly something one has to hide from friends, family and potential love interests.

      • Q Continuum

        There are girls who wouldn’t care, and I know why you’d wanna hide it from friends but not from family.

        If a relationship is something you want, you just have to resolve to get it.

      • CPRM

        Yeah, a decade ago telling woman you wouldn’t have sex with them unless you were in a relationship was a deal breaker, the world hasn’t seemed to come around to excepting that yet. You don’t get why you’d hide that from family? They’re even worse than friends, and sharing details like that with family is gosh. No one else in my Catholic family seems to have taken the teachings as serious as I have. I never thought I’d have to forgive my own mother for living in sin, I was naieve.

      • Rhywun

        Teachings.

        🙂

      • Q Continuum

        Let’s get CPRM a woman!

    • Chafed

      She is not a bigot but she is a copsucker. This song is for her protesters.

      https://youtu.be/hlk7o5T56iw

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, she does seem biased to the blue.

        Crazy notion: case by case!! Facts! Evidence!

      • Chafed

        You may want to read her sane critics. They have pretty well picked apart her claims about stop and frisk. She is the only scholar at the Manhattan Institute I dismiss out of hand.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        I knew who she was before ever clicking the link.

      • Chafed

        Body Count doesn’t identify as female. Their preferred pronouns are motherfucker/TalkShitGetShot.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Not Body Count… No, I thought that one would be RAtM, or, something else.

  31. Mojeaux

    PSA: Chocolate is not a good chaser for garlic bread.

    • Tulip

      Oof, no. Like orange juice after brushing your teeth

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah. Not nauseating, just … blurgh.

    • CPRM

      Once you go Dark you never…eat bark?

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Ehh…not really.

      • Chafed

        I see you met my wife.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        If she tells you she’s going for a nosh….

    • Chafed

      That explains why I can’t find chocolate-garlic Naan.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sure some virtuoso chef could make it work, but damned if I know how.

      • Chafed

        No. Just no.

      • CPRM

        I think that’s more to do with that chocolate is Merican while Naan is Commie Indian, and garlic is Colonial.

  32. Gender Traitor

    Fellow Glibfitsters, I could use some ideas for a more filling low-carb breakfast than the Greek yogurt cups I’ve been having and/or I need a good low-carb between-meal snack to tide me over until lunch. I don’t eat breakfast until I get to work, so I can’t really prepare anything that needs more than a microwave or a toaster. I’ve been getting those Planters “Nut-rition” packets for a snack, but those are right out this week and I’m not sure they’re the best choice anyway. Most of all, I’m surrounded by co-workers who seem obsessed with having carry-ins and cake for any occasion, so I need something handy to help me resist carb temptation.

    I persist in my Tues/Thurs exercise class, and it’s getting a little easier but I still have the same frustration – if I can’t do the resistance & RPM combos the instructor is recommending for the twenty-something gym rats, what IS the right combo for me? It’s as if there’s nothing between Millenial marathoners and Silver Sneakers. Worst of all, I’m not losing weight, nor do I seem to be losing the slightly zaftig bits I’m trying to tone up. I only want to lose 10-12 pounds, and I KNOW I can do it because I did it just a year ago. It’s enough to discourage a chick.

    • Mojeaux

      Hard-boiled eggs are your friend.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hmmm…I could do that. I like eggs. Have they had their conviction overturned for supposedly causing high cholesterol? (Mine was borderline high last check-up.)

      • Chafed

        Yes. Complete bullshit. Eat all the eggs you want.

      • Ted S.

        50 of them in an hour, no less.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        She’d be the coolest, if she can pull that off.

      • Ted S.

        And you can lust after her as she washes your car.

      • Ted S.

        The funny thing about that scene is that it was done on two different days, and when it was time for George Kennedy and friends to do their lusting, it was a particularly cold morning, so they had a much older woman wearing a heavy overcoat washing the car.

        Talk about acting.

      • Mojeaux

        Nah, bruh. Cholesterol has nothing to do with diet.

    • Chafed

      Why does it need to be low carb? And how low is low?

      You may want to consider some protein powder in your liquid of choice.

      I’m no expert on spin class but in general you want to get your heart rate up. There is some combination of RPMs and resistance that will do that for you. Screw what your instructor said. Listen to your body. And be honest with yourself. Are really giving it your all or are moping through the class?

      • Gender Traitor

        Low carb seemed to work for me when I lost weight last year, so that’s why I’m trying to stick with that. I’ll look into the protein powder.

        I do try to listen to my body while on the bike. Usually my legs are screaming louder than my heart. And they continue to complain for the next day or so. Whiners!

      • Chafed

        I think that may be part of your problem. You may not be getting your heart rate up.

        If low carb works for you then go with it. In general, having a significant amount of protein will sate you. That should help you to pass on the everyday birthday cake.

      • CPRM

        Birthday cake is disgusting as are most confections. The real danger is beer and potatoes.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        ::crosses ‘bakery’ off list of potential CPRM business ventures::

      • CPRM

        I’m not above selling MAGA prime cookies, I just won’t eat them. Something something high on you’re own supply…

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Yeah, but–

        Birthday cake is disgusting as are most confections

        I guess, “more for me”?

        Oh, right–Glibfit post.

        /sorry, Chafed

      • CPRM

        My problem with Mexican an Indian foods isn’t about flavor, but giving you 3 small pieces of meat and a plate full of tasteless rice. Meat is good yo.

      • Gustave Lytton

        tasteless rice

        I recognize the words but not in that order.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re right, Gustave, it’s redundant to say ‘tasteless rice’. rice is by definition lacking in flavor.

      • Mojeaux

        It’s the fat that sates you, the protein that builds muscle.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks, folks! I’m off to bed.

      • Sean

        Too much protein on low carb can be counterproductive. Eat more healthy fats.

      • Gender Traitor

        It’s this stuff. 2g.

  33. hayeksplosives

    Why, when I drink too much, do I get possessed with the spirit of an old Jewish woman??

    “I can’t even with this one”, hands raised, palms out , as I walked away from my cat.

    Oy vey.

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      Oh…”cat”. Was sort of expecting that to go differently at the start.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh, you!!

        🙂

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        ?

        I have to ask (no I don’t…), did the cat even care?

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, she cared. She would have been annoyed if she hadn’t seen me acknowledge that she had exasperated me.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        ??

      • hayeksplosives

        Old Jewish woman talks to cats—film at 11.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        My rhyming compulsion drives me to post, “The Jew and the Mew”.

      • CPRM

        I knew it! You’re a fuckin Pokemon player. #MewToo (I don’t know what any of that means, but it’s a thing)

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        “Were”, not “are”. I was Pokemon when long, long ago.

        I mean…uh…pffft! Bruh, even little kids know a cat goes ‘mew’!

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        “Pokemon when it was new; long, long ago”

  34. LJW

    Learned a valuable lesson today. If you ever build a home in a new neighborhood make sure municipal infrastructure is complete before building. My buddy moved in to a house a few months ago. Apparently he received a bill from the city for 16k for a new road, trail, electrical and sewer line they are putting in near his house. It’s an approximately 9 million dollar project the city is billing his neighborhood for. It’s unclear if the developer requested this road or the city decided it was needed.

    • Mojeaux

      Where’s that?

    • CPRM

      Yeah, our small town didn’t decide to extend sewer to where my parents decided to build the house until after they bought the land, so then there was a several thousand dollar assessment against the land they bought to extend sewer and water that wasn’t there when they decided to buy the land. Government, fucking each other together.

    • Chafed

      He may want to talk with a real estate lawyer. It’s possible this is something the developer should have paid and/or is liable for. It also may be your buddy’s problem. For that kind of money I’d pay for a consultation to find out.

      • 61North

        If it’s a $9 mil project, then there’s ZERO chance the developers didn’t know anything about it. Three months in gov’t time is wayyyyyy too short for this not to have been planned, permitted and financed well ahead of time.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Three months in gov’t time is wayyyyyy too short

        Ain’t that the troof!

    • one true athena

      I think that should’ve been in the disclosures of purchase if that was a known charge coming against the property. As Chafed says, for that kind of money, he should make sure it’s really his problem or if he has a remedy against the developer.

      • 61North

        100%.

        Have your buddy grab some neighbors and pool some money for a good lawyer who has gone up against municipalities. Worst case they’re each out $200 plus the $9k, best case they eventually get their money back and then some.

        I’m not sure what state in LJW lives in, but going through the city’s/town’s/whatever’s meeting minutes is the best place to start and give that to the lawyer to save them from charging for the legwork on it. Plus, the minutes will give them an idea of the timeframe of the city’s plans. Hell, the environmental reviews and comment periods should be at least 6 months old and the developers would have been notified as affected property owners.

  35. CPRM

    Ok. DOCUMENTARY NOW!…wait no, I’ll watch a documentary now and leave the glibbing in Sir Digby’s hands.

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      in Sir Digby’s hands

      Oooh….could be problematic, there.

      Bah–I got Purell. It’ll be fine.

  36. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m trying to feel something, but I’m just empty……………..

    • Mojeaux

      Embrace the numbness whenever it comes. It’ll protect you.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Yeah, what Mojeaux (and hayeks) said is true; it’s still very recent, and numbness is something of a safeguard for you.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Plus, you had lots of years to be filled with feelings from your time with Wendy. You’re not “off” at this point, since even this will take some time to go through.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s beginning to sink in, my entire adult life was Wendy and I, Bob the Builder, and Wendy the helper,
        where do i go now? Lucky Woman got out first…..

    • hayeksplosives

      Let it out and let it in.

      It’s ok to fall apart a little.
      Just remember that everybody hurts.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I can’t sleep, i’m a wreck right now,i don’t want to do this, but I must,
        FUUUUUUUCCK!!!
        i really don’t want to do this…

      • Gustave Lytton

        Make a cup of tea and watch shoe shining videos on YouTube.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Holy shit…it’s like fists wit ya toes

        I am just impressed all to hell with your recommendation, GL!

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        I’m awake if you want to talk. Ask TPTB for the number.

        Speaking of:

        Repost:

        C. Spittoon, RUOK?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        are you 619? if so i have your number, will call

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        You didn’t answer…..

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        858, love.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        This will be an event if my phone rings this late. Don’t worry, no neighbors will be disturbed.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Starts with For Fife Oh?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        try sending it to Rlozonne@Gmail.com,
        i already doxxed myself,

  37. Yusef drives a Kia

    OTOH, I am alone in this, as it should be, 2 hours up, 2 hours down, time to think, i have to get through this myself, or I’ll fall off the bad cliff,
    so i’ll smile and hug my kids……

    • straffinrun

      Smile in the face of, well, everything.

  38. Yusef drives a Kia

    And NO Kathy Mattea, Rush!

  39. straffinrun

    No knock knock

    Who’s there?

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      404

      I (don’t) see what you did there….

    • Rhywun

      An extra quote in your link?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Revenue officer visits shouldn’t be confused with scams. Here’s what to look for:

      While most IRS revenue officer visits to a taxpayer are unannounced, they will always provide two forms of official credentials, both include a serial number and photo of the IRS employee. Taxpayers have the right to see each of these credentials.
      A legitimate revenue officer helps taxpayers understand and meet their tax obligations. The officer will explain the liability to the taxpayer, along with the consequences of failing to comply with the law. The IRS employee will not make threats nor demand an unusual form of payment for a nonexistent liability.
      Visits by revenue officers generally occur after numerous contacts by mail about an existing tax issue; taxpayers should be aware they have a tax issue when these visits occur.
      If someone has an outstanding federal tax debt, the visiting officer will request payment but will provide a range of options, including paying by check written to the United States Treasury.
      More information on identifying legitimate IRS representatives and how to report scams can be found at IRS.gov.

      How about a phone number or website to validate those credentials?

      • straffinrun

        “Revenue officer visits shouldn’t be confused with scams”

        Why not?

      • Rhywun

        revenue officer

        *shudder*

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        “This is Luca Brasi; he’s a Revenue Officer for the Corleones”

      • Rhywun

        Nice bank account you’ve got there….

      • straffinrun

        Get to scare the fuck out of those rich assholes, watch them fork over there cash at gun point and then lecture them on your moral superiority.

        Feel the Bern.

  40. hayeksplosives

    Hey, Yusef! I have a standing AT&T conference call number.

    If you guys are amenable, I will share the calling code and we can chat as a group.

    Just not sure how to share it semi-securely. I am the only one with the “host “ code but I’d have to share the “access” code. Hayeksplosives @ ProtonMail standing by for instruction…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      OK, hang tight,

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      My mail won’t play, and I’mnot rally in the mood to play with it,

    • hayeksplosives

      Alright here’s the deal:

      Dial 866 2281482

      Then enter access 4481917.

      “See” you there.

      • hayeksplosives

        Conference call is now done. Had 2 participants—possibly a good venue for a future Virtual Glibs meet up!!

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        ☎️?

        Pardon me–I just had a kindergarten moment. 😉

  41. Yusef drives a Kia

    Ah well, I’ll let you know whats happens Tomorrow,

  42. hayeksplosives

    Welsh dragon shadow box I just whipped hot out of an ancient woodcut from my old family name—“Gethins” , Welsh for “dark”.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Nice! Very intricate.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks! Of course the woodcut is “reversed” in direction.

        The wood cuts were individually applied to the front matter of printings from Guttenburg-style presses, even into the 19th century.

        The one I have is affixed to its (many times replaced) backing block by nails that are square and plainly hand made.

        I love it. God Bless the Black Prince!

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Tempted to make a black Prince joke, but thought better of it.

      • hayeksplosives

        Eh, I’m from Minneapolis. Bring it.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Oh, it was a lame, “Yeah, he was a fantastic guitarist!” joke.

        But, The Black Prince (and my audience) merits better.

      • hayeksplosives

        Besides, Henry V is my secret royal weakness.

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Oh, you!

        ::surreptitiously jots down notes::

  43. hayeksplosives

    I have a small Skype in my eye.

    • hayeksplosives

      Ugh that was the worst typo evah!

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Oh, you aren’t at John-level, by any means.

        You aren’t even at Digby-level typos.

      • hayeksplosives

        Are you a lil slow on the uptake?

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Maybe…

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Aww, dammit….yep–slow.

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      Shhh! Everyone else will want one.

      /Vaudeville

      • hayeksplosives

        The Mote in God’s Eye was a fine piece of writing.

      • hayeksplosives

        That was the one with the prime numbers and image creation that was mathematically universal, wasn’t it?

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        I can’t find anything on those two points associated with the story.

      • hayeksplosives

        Hmm. Maybe ringworld or something. I’ll dig if I still care in the morning.

  44. hayeksplosives

    Good night.

  45. l0b0t

    Good morning. Anyone have a preference for a cell-phone company? Currently have Verizon, and I love it, but circumstances will likely force a change. I need unlimited data; I stream from my Plex server and watch DerpTube videos more than anything else.

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      Verizon here–didn’t much care for T-Mo, and, especially not Sprint.

      It’s possible they’ve upped their game, but, it all seems like a stool-leg contest: good phones, good service, cost. You can pick two.

      You probably know which two I think are Verizon’s.

      • l0b0t

        If I’m forced back to NOLA, it looks like AT&T is the fastest ISP available (I’ll sorely miss NYC Verizon FiOS), and they seem to have an unlimited data plan but I’ve never had any interaction with them at all and have no idea how their service is. I kinda, sorta miss the Bell System. My step-dad, his father, and 3 of his brothers all worked for Southern Bell. Several of my toolboxes and socket sets are genuine 1950s – 1970s Southern Bell branded products.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, my dad worked for Ma Bell (New York Telephone) for 25+ years until the breakup, and claimed it was a bad thing.

        But think back to the days of having to wait until 5:00 PM for long distance rates to go down, or having to rent a phone instead of buying whatever phone you liked.

      • l0b0t

        Of course. But, like some folk here who love them some vacuum tube audio action, I have soft spot for electro-mechanical POTS.

      • UnCivilServant

        Dammit, now you’ve reminded me of the NY Telephone jingle, and the obvious riff on it we made as children. “We’re all disconnected…

      • Lord Digby declares Victory

        Of course, I was only speaking in terms of cellular service. Used to have FIOS back at the last place I lived (prior to 2012), but, have learned they spun it off to some other company, and the reports of service are really poor.

        Had ATT for a few years at current house, but ditched them for another local provider, who is fair to good (Grande). Got 1 gig cable service (not fiber, yet).

        /have aunt who retired from SW Bell–what a sweet gig that must have been, considering the retirement.

      • l0b0t

        Sigh… I REALLY should have my grandfather’s advice. He decided that being a cotton-picking sharecropper in GA wasn’t all that great, so he joined the Army Air Corps as a mechanic in 1940, left the USAF as a Loadmaster in 1960. Went to work at the water plant for Dade County back when they counted FedGov time towards city retirement.

      • Lackadaisical

        I like how this implies you’re a sharecropper

    • UnCivilServant

      I have Verizon, but I use so little data it’s not funny.

      • Festus

        I’m actually thinking of ditching the smart phone entirely.

      • UnCivilServant

        I could probably do that. But my current phone shows no sign of failing. (it’s only six years old anyway)

      • Festus

        It’s a handy device but intrusive. Every call is tagged. I knew there was a reason that I remained a Luddite lo these many years.

      • UnCivilServant

        Every call is tagged

        Please explain what you mean by this.

      • Festus

        It means that I can’t creep on that cute girl from reception without my # being displayed. Gawd! Do you even perve?

    • Lord Digby declares Victory

      I was thinking fish-tailed into the business, but, I can’t even see any tire tracks. Can’t see how she’d back in, but…that storefront just looks a bit weird.

      • The Hyperbole

        I could see it going straight in forward at a bit of a cross angle, left to right from the outside, when the front end hit equipment or whatever stopped it the ass ends momentum spun it around.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t see any pictures. I’m going to assume it’s wedged vertically between floor and ceiling, with the rear bumper in the rafters.

  46. UnCivilServant

    Oh for fuck sake, those asshole at microsoft changed the interface in outlook again for no good reason.

    They need to start laying off developers so none of them have the spare time to make changes for the sake of change and focus on security flaws.

    And fiure the managers who approve interface changes.

    • UnCivilServant

      *I’m at work, and the most recent patches got rolled out.

      I haven’t even gotten settled in, since that involves checking my email.

      • Gender Traitor

        And since you missed a couple of days, that probably means a couple of hours to get caught up reading your messages, yes?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, there’s 3,000 emails I know I don’t have to look at because they have a limited shelf life (automated alerts)

        And it looks like the office was asleep on friday, so not a whole lot of activity.

      • Gender Traitor

        Speaking of email, I don’t suppose you’d happen to have some sort of little…app…that one could send to co-workers who insist on always using “Reply All”? An app that would, say, cause their monitor to explode?

        Asking for a friend.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not that I can think of. But why do you want to punish innocent computer hardware instead of the coworker?

      • Gender Traitor

        Fair enough.

        I believe there’s a special place in Hell for such coworkers, but that’s not soon enough to suit me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Those reply-all fiascos stopped around here when the rights to post to large mailing lists got restricted to specific individuals. All_agency_users isn’t really something most people need to send messages to anyway.

      • Gender Traitor

        At my office (for a credit union with fewer than 100 employees) the typical scenario is: Anti-Fraud Goddess sends out an e-mail saying, “Hey, everybody! X just protected one of our members from being defrauded by sensing something wasn’t right and asking the member questions.” (Followed by specific details – but not with identifying data.) That message I don’t mind at all. What drives me crazy is the inevitable stream of Reply Alls along the lines of “Way to go, X!” “Good job, X!” etc. etc. etc.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Please stop replying-all to these messages”

        /sent as a reply-all

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, and nice move, X.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah, the requests NOT to use “Reply All” have been done – even by the CEO, I believe. Maybe the trouble is that everyone knows he’s Mr. Nice Guy.

        Now, maybe if MY boss, the CFO and Designated Bad Cop, sent it…

    • UnCivilServant

      *trying not to scream at “support” techs who didn’t even read the ticket*

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m convinced they just have the field for describing your problem for funsies. no one reads it. ..

      • UnCivilServant

        “Provide the tools version” – it’s in the ticket
        “Provide the application and version” – it’s in the ticket
        “Provide the steps to recreate the issue” – it’s in the ticket.

      • Lackadaisical

        “what error message did you receive?”

        I already attached a screen shot.

      • UnCivilServant

        All three of my examples were from this same ticket.

    • Lackadaisical

      For one I couldn’t agree more.

      has any interface change in the last 10 years actually improved productivity for any users?

  47. Festus

    Just checking in and then checking out. Full of dread for the last few days but this too shall pass. Bob, I’m so sorry that you are going through this. It seems relentless but it isn’t. IoBot, same. CS can do it! Best wishes to all the Glibs and I’m sorry if I left out any that are hurting. We care. A lot.

    • Gender Traitor

      Hope you have a good week, Fes. In case of emergency, pet your cat.

      • Festus

        Judging by the card I drew in Not Adahn’s conjuring it does not bode well.

    • l0b0t

      Thank you. And ditto (I was never really a Rush fan; my AM tastes ran to G. Gordon Liddy).

      • Festus

        I have never actually listened to AM radio since I was a shaver. It’s Canada and we didn’t have “talk radio” unless you wanted farm prices.

  48. Trigger Hippie

    Recap of a conversation I had last night:

    Person: Hey, I know you’ve said several times recently that you don’t care about this subject matter but I want to talk about it anyway.

    Me: ….

    Person: *goes on fifteen minute rant about subject, looks expectantly for me to engage in conversation*

    Me: …

    Person: What’s your problem?

    Me: …

    Person: You’re an asshole.

    Me: ….

    • UnCivilServant

      So, you’re the main character in a JRPG?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Me: …

      • Festus

        No, he just had a telephone conversation with my late Mother.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I would have appreciated it if the conversation would have started a bit more honestly.

        Person: I want to get in a verbal fight with you.

        Me: …goddammit…

    • Lackadaisical

      I mean, if it’s your wife, okay. otherwise, why do they think you have to listen to them?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Not married, so your guess is as good as mine.