IFLA: The Horoscope for the Week of February 2

by | Feb 2, 2020 | Advice, IFLA | 191 comments

I’ve spent almost all my brain power this week trapping a gremlin that lives in one of my tools.  I’ve got the little fucker cornered, now I just need to get the approval for the parts to crush it.  Which is kind of unfortunate (the expended mental effort, not the long-overdue replacement of a faulty linear encoder) because there is something really interesting going on in the skies this week.  To wit:

There is a giant honking arrow pointing at Capricorn.  And Saturn is the point of it.

Someone’s gonna die.

Sloop or one of the AM lynxers can generate a list of candidates born under the sign of the sea goat.  If I had the time and better maps I might even be able to pin down the exact birthday of our soon to be dearly departed, but that really would be a lot of work and then after I got that right you’d all want me to pick lottery numbers and then where would I be?  So have fun setting up some sort of gambling instrument.

Anyway, the Super Bowl will undoubtedly provide enough commenting fodder, so I’ll just draw a few cards and get to drinking.

Aquarius:  Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, messenger, advances, proposition, demeanor, invitation, incitement

Pisces : Page of Coins reversed – Prodigality, dissipation, liberality, luxury, unfavorable news

Aries:  King of Cups – Fair man, man of business, law, or divinity; responsible, equity, art and science,  creative intelligence.

Taurus:  5 of Cups – Loss but something remains over, inheritance, patrimony, transmission

Gemini:  Page of Swords reversed – A weaselly person working against you, unforeseen, unprepared state, sickness

Cancer:  7 of Coins –  money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation

Leo:  Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin

Virgo:  The Star – Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, hope and bright prospects

Libra:  Queen of Wands –  A dark woman, countrywoman, friendly, chaste, loving, honorable, Love of money, certain success in business

Scorpio:  King of Coins reversed – Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril

Sagittarius:  8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness

Capricorn:  10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension

 

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

191 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Hey Mojeaux, I’ve figured out how to create stretch goals on something like an indiegogo campaign for a book/series.

    Using as an example the set of books in my fantasy setting (BtEotM, OUS, PotNT), The base rewards would be something like:

    ebook teir (10/15/20ish) – get an ecopy of all the books in mobi and epub format

    Paperback teir (30/40/50ish) – get a paperback copy of all the books.

    Combined Teir (40/50/60ish) – get both paperback and ebook of all books.

    Hardback teir (100+) – Get hardback and ecopies of all books.

    Proof teir (150+) – get a signed paperback proof copy before general release day.

    Superbacker A – Proof and hardback, get name in acknowledgements

    Stretch goals become things like:

    10k – Ashcan comic in setting to hardback + supporters.

    20K – audiobook narrated by author, superbackers, proof teir, maybe hardback get a copy.

    30K – illustrated chapter headers

    100K – multi-voice audio book, with additional people voicing other characters’ dialog.

    Of course, numbers would be subject to crunching, etc, but that was the idea I had

    • LCDR_Fish

      Not sure why you’d want to do that for *all* your books at the same time. Maybe for folks who have previously bought – give them the option to just “add-on” the ones they still want/need.

      Esp if some of your books aren’t yet printed – not sure if that would cover expenses.

      Still think patreon is a great – cost-free option for any creative. Free money IMO.

      • UnCivilServant

        Can’t prove or disprove who bought the first book. And this is a draft idea of how it might work.

      • UnCivilServant

        And the phrasing might be confusing. ‘all’ being the three in the promotion.

      • R C Dean

        Sounds airtight to me.

    • Playa Manhattan

      And teir is an acronym for….

      • Rhywun

        Tier?

    • Mojeaux

      What is a stretch goal?

      What I really really want (because for me publishing a book is almost $0) is to illustrate the pirate novel.

      The hard part is getting the word out.

      • Nephilium

        A stretch goal became a popular thing during Kickstarter. The base campaign would ask for X to do the project, but at X+Y, would be able to do the project plus an additional thing (in the board game arena, it’s usually thicker cards, better box, “free” expansions, etc.).

  2. westernsloper

    Someone’s gonna die.

    Science!!!

  3. DEG

    Leo: Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin

    Hmm… It doesn’t say if ruin and destruction are directed at me or others. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

    • R C Dean

      *gestures from throne of skulls*

      So let it be written, so let it be done.

  4. Spudalicious

    “ Libra: Queen of Wands – A dark woman, countrywoman, friendly, chaste, loving, honorable, Love of money, certain success in business”

    “ Capricorn: 10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension”

    About time things got back to normal.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “ Capricorn: 10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension”

      Well I will be in Vegas this week.

  5. KSuellington

    Sagittarius: 8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness

    This sounds a bit negative.

    • AlmightyJB

      You get all of the bad stuff out of the way early in the year!

  6. AlmightyJB

    So you’re saying the Chiefs are going to win.

    • Rhywun

      The science checks out.

    • KSuellington

      Shakira’s ass will win along with the Niners and I will collect. It’s in the stars.

      • MikeS

        Now, that is sciencing!

      • MikeS

        I muted Shakira and played Girls, Girls, Girls in the background. They paired up nicely.

        GO NINERS!

      • Chafed

        Mojeaux biggest winner.

      • Mojeaux

        MOTLEY CRUE YAY!!!

        MikeS and I agree on TWO topics! Be still my heart.

      • Mojeaux

        That is an excellent album from start to finish.

      • Mojeaux

        Actually, I love pretty much everything that Sting does.

      • DEG

        I don’t give a shit about American football but I give a shit about Shakira’s ass and other things of hers.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Shakira’s ass is a win win for everybody. It’s win to the infinity power.

    • Not an Economist

      I don’t about you guys but some of the hero worshiping by some of the analyst for Patrick Mahones is a little nauseating. Future multiple Super Bowl winner. The Niners defense has no chance of stopping him despite being one of the best defenses in the NFL.

      He is good — arguably the best QB in the NFL — but why not let him play a little before saying he is the best player of all time.

      • Spudalicious

        $$$$

      • KSuellington

        The national analysts have been sleeping on how good the Niners defense is. Mahomes is gonna get contained today. They have also been sleeping on how good Jimmy G is, because they think all he does is hand it off. He will likely be passing a lot more today as the Chiefs are gonna crowd the box to try and stop the run game.

      • juris imprudent

        This is what should make the game interesting – super creative player versus a stifling defense. Also, KC did a great job stopping the run against the Titans, so that should be a good matchup as well.

    • Rhywun

      Ah, but he’s purchased indulgences.

      • juris imprudent

        Has he? Did he buy them from Gore?

    • KSuellington

      How else is Bernie supposed to get from his campaign stops back to his dacha to relax? Come on, he can’t be expected to fly commercial! That’s for the plebes.

      • The Last American Hero

        Commies prefer transport by rail car. Oh wait, that’s how they move others around.

    • Gustave Lytton

      chartering flights to get him back and forth between his duties in the U.S. Senate and the campaign trail in Iowa

      No trips “home” to Vermont? Where’s my shocked face at?

      Interesting that Sanders and Biden both use this small charter brokerage company. What are the odds that there’s more to that story? Meet the team

      https://www.advancedaviationteam.com/about

      A psychopath and 5 kids.

  7. UnCivilServant

    I hate processing the joints in chicken wings. I can see why some are inclined to just take a cleaver to them

    And now I’m annoyed. I paid $3.50/lb and they weren’t even pre-processed. What a ripoff.

    • Gustave Lytton

      How are you processing them? Kitchen shears are almost as fast as a cleaver. Unless you’re Martin Yan.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know where the shears are, I’m stuck with a regular knife.

        And I’m done already. I’m just venting. They were packaged to hide the fact that they were full wings instead of processed wings.

    • The Hyperbole

      For $3.50 /lb they should be processed, cooked, sauced, and served by Q worthy waitresses.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        You have many controversial opinions but this is not one of them.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness

    Yay.

    *goes back to sniffing glue*

  9. Fourscore

    What does the science hold for the 2 starting QBs? I need a professional observation before I put Mrs F’s money on the line.

    • Not Adahn

      To cast an effective horoscope, I’ll need to know both of their birthdates and locations, along with your bank account numbers and PIN.

  10. DEG

    Regular Cars on a Volvo S80. I chuckled while watching this because an ex-girlfriend of mine had a Volvo of this vintage. I can’t remember the model so I don’t remember if it was a S80 or not.

  11. gbob

    The Jacket takes a brave stance over at TOS when he announces that Mini Mike Bloomberg may have lost Nicks vote because of his superbowl ad. Can’t wait to see the mental gymnastics the cocktail libertarians will use to justify who Warren is the most libertarian candidate.

    • AlmightyJB

      2Chili is probably the only one worth reading over there.

      • Chafed

        Jacob Sullum is very good.

      • C. Anacreon

        He took a Sullum oath.

      • grrizzly

        Sullum is a supporter of the deep state coup d’état.

        Mueller unambiguously rejected the view, advocated by Trump’s lawyers and Attorney General William Barr, that the president cannot obstruct justice by exercising his otherwise lawful constitutional powers, which include control of the Justice Department. But even if you accept that theory, it does not cover Trump’s public and private attempts to influence the testimony of witnesses such as McGahn, his former lawyer Michael Cohen, and his former campaign chairman Paul Manafort.

        The fact that Trump’s frequently clumsy efforts to impede federal investigations were mostly unsuccessful (mainly because of resistance by his underlings) does not get him off the hook, since attempted obstruction is also a crime. Nor does it matter that Mueller ultimately found no evidence that anyone in the Trump campaign illegally conspired with Russian agents. Trump himself did not know the answer to that question in advance, and in any case he may have been motivated by a desire to prevent revelations that could prove embarrassing and politically damaging.

    • Jarflax

      If you claim to be a libertarian and simultaneously claim to have considered a vote for Bloomberg, you are what is technically known as a liar.

    • juris imprudent

      OBL is becoming less of a parody every day.

      • AlmightyJB

        I know right?

  12. Ownbestenemy

    Beef on the smoker for some Roast Beef Sliders and Jus. Jalepanos are prepped to be stuffed and wrapped in bacon. Chicken wings will go on in a bit. Chili and Cheese dip slowly cooking.

    Gonna be a good day to eat some food.

    • UnCivilServant

      second batch of chicken in the oven. And I forgot to set a time, so I’m going to have to keep going back with a thermometer.

      • UnCivilServant

        Lol.

        I went to co check the temperature of the wings, and found they were still sitting on top of the stove because I hadn’t put them in, thus no timer set.

      • Jarflax

        ^clearly not a pet owner.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would not subject an animal to my care.

    • Nephilium

      Chili is currently simmering, I stopped on the way home from meeting up with a friend for her birthday to get some rauchbier, so that’s in the chili along with bell, jalapeno, poblano, ancho, chipotle, habanero, smoked paprika, and smoked ghost chili. Got a while to wait before grating the cheese that will be set on top of it.

    • Sean

      Whatcha gonna stuff in the jalapenos?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Cream cheese, hot italian sausage

      • Sean

        *Insert Homer drool gif*

      • Spudalicious

        I had a couple of those yesterday. Superb.

    • Spudalicious

      Ribs are on the smoker. Guac and chips are ready to go, and we had leftover seafood paella for lunch. Let the good times roll.

  13. juris imprudent

    Not sure what kind of alignment the stars are in, Spurs just dumped ManCity.

    Personally, I think that most bode well for the Chiefs.

    • Ted S.

      Now if Man Shitty can dump enough games to fall out of the Top 4.

      Fuck Pep. He couldn’t win CL with a team that even Sloopy or Rhywun could have coached to a runaway Bundesliga title. And they would have been actively coaching for Bayern to lose.

      • Rhywun

        They couldn’t win even after Sterling got away with an obvious red-card offense.

        LOLOL

        And I wonder if the league will ever figure out VAR. What a shitshow.

      • juris imprudent

        I loved the Robbies at the half: “two minutes? it took two minutes for VAR?” Yeah, at least they didn’t get the micrometers out for an offside decision.

        And now, Six Nations Rugby – England v. France.

      • Raven Nation

        This game had the correct outcome: England losing.

        England losing is always and everywhere and in any sport, the correct and righteous result.

    • Raven Nation

      LFC’s “magic number” is now 18.

  14. MikeS

    I’m having a (double) Caesar made with Parker’s Hangover Tonic Caesar mix. I can highly recommend this product.

    Score: 49 George Kittles

    • Nephilium

      If only tomato juice was palatable to me…

      And today, I think I need to cheer for the Chiefs.

      • MikeS

        ? Go Niners! ?

    • Spudalicious

      I picked up a sixer of Dogfish Head 75 minute IPA. It will be a first for me.

  15. MikeS

    ? Go Niners! ?

    • C. Anacreon

      Go Chiefs! Says this Bay Area resident.

      Despite living here for 35 years now, and having been to a number of Niners games in person, I’ve never been able to like the 49ers. It’s probably because I grew up as a Bears fan in Chicago, and the Niners always seem to have the Bears’ number.

      But regarding the Chiefs, the first Super Bowl game I ever really watched was SB IV in January 1970, when I was eight years old. I decided I was a Chiefs fan that day and was thrilled when they beat the Vikings. Who would have thought then that now, 50 years later, they wouldn’t have won one again till maybe today.

      My other memory of that day was my mom sending me on my bike during halftime to a little grocery a half mile away. She gave me a written note to give to the checkout that I was authorized to buy two packs of Winstons for her. The storekeeper didn’t even hesitate and sold them to me. What a different world that was.

      • Ted S.

        Everybody hates the Vikings.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Fake news. Many of us pity them.

  16. Playa Manhattan

    4 lb boneless USDA prime short rib, rubbed with undiluted Minor’s Beef Base, dry brined (sort of) for 3 days.

    24 hours at 145F.

    Should be the perfect sandwich beef, but I won’t know until 3pm.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nice!

    • westernsloper

      Sounds good. I have never cooked short rib.

    • egould310

      What else you cooking up?

    • juris imprudent

      5pm EST, okay another hour. Then dammit I expect an update.

  17. gbob

    Day two of being vegetarian for a month. I’m already feeling like it was a mistake. Breakfast without bacon? No lunch meats? Worse of all is that all my favorite super bowl foods are off the menu. No wings. No beef on wecks with au jus sauce. No platter of cured meats and pickles. No pizza logs.

    Thanks god beer isn’t made of meat.

    • Playa Manhattan

      Horrible timing. But at least you picked the shortest month.

    • Ted S.

      Day two of being vegetarian for a month.

      My condolences. I assume you’re doing this in exchange for sex?

      • gbob

        I mean, if I’m not a fat fuck I imagine I’ll get more. Is there any other reason for guys to work out?

        I’m just trying to retrain my brain for when I get myself in shape this spring. An experiment in re-wiring the ol’ noggin.

    • Sean

      Why do you hate yourself?

      • gbob

        I hate myself for, probably, the same reasons why all my exes and most of my family does. I mean, they can’t all be wrong, can they?

      • Fourscore

        Hmmm, what’s the common thread?

    • Nephilium

      I’m sorry to hear that man. And depending on your definition of vegetarian, some beers may be off the list due to fining agents.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Thoughts and prayers.

    • juris imprudent

      I can give up alcohol for a month, but not food.

      • DEG

        Give up alcohol? WTF?!?!!?

        On a serious note, I almost never drink during the week now. Only on the weekends.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah my major incentive to drink is during the week, if I was only imbibing on the weekends I wouldn’t take a month off.

    • westernsloper

      I’m already feeling like it was a mistake.

      You’re not wrong.

    • KSuellington

      You will lose more weight if you give up complex carbs and eat plenty of fats,veggies, nuts and meat.

      • Tres Cool

        low-carb has been very, very, good to me.
        though last night I did eat 4 of Jugsy’s tater t0ts

      • Sean

        I had a piece of cornbread with breakfast.

        I saw your hangover post this morning. Have you readjusted your drinking levels since going low carb?

    • Spudalicious

      Enjoy the carrot sticks, celery and ranch dressing with the game.

      /also known as Buffalo wing garnishes

  18. J. Frank Parnell

    Brexit deathtoll update

    the guarantee of free mobile phone roaming throughout the EU will end.

    Motorists will need a “green card” – a certificate extending their travel insurance to Europe.

    British travellers will need to use “separate lanes from EU, EEA and Swiss citizens when queueing”.

    The Pet Passport arrangements will also be scrapped. Travellers who wish to travel with their dog or cat (or ferret) are told: “Contact your vet at least four months before you go.”
    A pet owner hoping to travel on New Year’s Day 2021 would need to start planning on 1 August 2020.

    UK business travellers have been told they will not enjoy any special status from 2021, which will increase bureaucracy and cost.

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

    • Homple

      “A pet owner hoping to travel on New Year’s Day 2021 would need to start planning on 1 August 2020.”

      Skeeter Davis sums up the situation.

      https://youtu.be/sonLd-32ns4

      • Gustave Lytton

        Love that song.

        Which Brits are taking their pets to Europe? Oh right, the ones with farmhouses in Provence.

    • Rhywun

      The government warns: “You’ll need to follow the same rules as the rest of the world when you’re moving goods to EU countries.”

      The EU will punish the UK with its onerous bureaucracy and regulations… OMG who saw that coming!!

      • juris imprudent

        That really cries out for the French knight scene from Holy Grail.

  19. Mojeaux

    I am actively avoiding all football commentary. All foreplay no penetration.

    So I’m working on my client’s ginormous and very expensive project (you wouldn’t know we are broke going by my income this month). ?????

    Anyway, lasagne made yesterday. Plenty of chips, Beddar Cheddars and I’mma bout to make funnel cake again. I have no chocolate chips and Mr. Mojeaux doesn’t like lemon sugar cookies but doesn’t want to go get chocolate chips for cookies which is fine because I do not like them Sam I am.

    • Nephilium

      I have no chocolate chips

      I can’t even comprehend this… of course, I also pick up the pound plus bars of chocolate at Trader Joe’s for baking with.

      • Mojeaux

        I am not particularly fond of chocolate. I mean, given the choice between chocolate and bread-ish things and citrusy things (e.g. Skittles before they ruoned my life with green apple) I’ll take citrusy.

        Every once in a while, I am in the mood for peppermint chocolate or chocolate with caramel or toffee, but I just get a single Ghirardelli square at QuikTrip or a Heath bar and I’m good.

      • egould310

        My wife is not a chocolate person, either. It makes Valentines Day difficult.

  20. Not Adahn

    A really excellent weekend of shooting. Yesterday I was hitting a 3″ target @ 100 yards with open sights 70% of the time with Gelding, and I discovered that there’s almost no drop between 25 yards and 100 yards with 115gr 9mm through a 16″ barrel.

    Today I set new personal bests on all Steel Challenge stages we shot, including a sub-4 second “Smoke and Hope.”

    • C. Anacreon

      Nicely done! Quite impressive.

      • Not Adahn

        Unfortunately, it was only one of the strings — the stage averaged out ~4.2″ Which was still a big improvement for me.

    • juris imprudent

      So I am looking at properties for retirement and I saw [online] a nice 40 acre parcel in WY. I was conceiving how I could have a nice 100, 200 and 400 yd range set up.

      • Not Adahn

        As much as I like it here, I think I’ll probably have to retire somewhere without ice if I want to not die of exposure and a broken hip.

    • Fourscore

      I would be happy hitting a deer size animal at a 100 yds, using a ‘scope. I’ll stay here and only have to see 40-50 yds, improves my chances.

      Good shooting, NA.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m sure IDPA practice on Tuesday will stomp my ego back into place.

    • DEG

      Congratulations!

    • Timeloose

      The ballistics of the AR15 With iron sites has the same 50 and 100Yard sight in. It’s on the way up at50 and down at 100.

      That was my recollection.

      • Timeloose

        Nope, it’s 50/200 yards.

      • Not Adahn

        For 5.56×45, it’s supposed to be the same point of impact at 25 and 300 yards, maybe that works out at 50 and 100 also? For the 9mm, I had crappily zeroed it also at 25 yards.

      • Timeloose

        See my response above. It’s 50/200 that share the same point of impact.

        I need to re-zero my AR and mini-14. It’s been a bit. My Mini-14 broke the rear peep ant needed to be replaced. I haven’t bench shot with the new one yet.

  21. egould310

    Football!!!! I don’t have a rooting interest in SB LIV. I’m expecting it to be entertaining though. Plus chicken wings, loaded nachos, bourbon.

  22. Mojeaux

    As you all know, I have Marty Schottenheimer-induced Chiefs football PTSD. I will be peeking through my fingers.

    I expect school will be cancelled one day this coming week. Because be, because my kids will be downtown with Mr
    Mojeaux and me.

    • Mojeaux

      Better be*

    • Nephilium

      Mojeax… Do I need to point out that I’m in Cleveland? Marty was our pain before he was yours.

      • The Hyperbole

        Pain? I’ll take the winning seasons and playoff appearances even if they never went all the way. I always liked Marty.

      • Mojeaux

        I was going through some keepsakes. In high school, I won lots of medals—almost all 2nd place. It reminds me I either didn’t do my best, didn’t care, wasn’t good enough, or afraid of success. I did win a few first-place ribbons as the state fair, but I was an adult and I was a lot more confident about my skills.

        Always being second place is not a good pattern and there’s some deep pathology there.

      • The Hyperbole

        Go twenty years averaging 4 wins a season and runner up starts looking pretty damn good.

      • Mojeaux

        In fact, one reason I like Mahomes is that, compared to Alex Smith, Mahomes doesn’t really seem to have any comprehension of second place. They accused Alex of being a “game manager” instead of a leader. Mahomes has an ego-free confidence that is infectious because he jist doesn’t seem to know second place exists.

      • juris imprudent

        The Marty years in San Diego were the best since Coryell.

        I guess that’s a pretty sad commentary, isn’t it?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      My Dad would be so proud of his Chefs, all those years of Schottenheimer Fucking it all away….
      GO CHEFS!!!

  23. AlmightyJB

    Great. Power outage in my neighborhood. Guess I better get a shower and head to the bar.

    • Tres Cool

      You can always come down to the (937)
      Ill send you to GT’s house.

    • hayeksplosives

      We have a scheduled power outage for pretty much all of Monday (they’re replacing a power pole and cable).

      Sucks because I’m taking Monday off, and was planning to do last minute vacuuming and tidying before the kids come to visit Tuesday.

      Now I’m going to have to do it either tonight or late Monday.

  24. westernsloper

    I am not sure what I think of this, but seems some decent writing. TLDR Utah wanted more tourism and got it and the place is over ran now. + Republicans are icky. If you have never experienced the Canyon Lands you are missing out. My first trip deep into them was in 1983.

    • Spudalicious

      Ouch.

    • DEG

      I read that as “Tinder is Coronavirus”.

  25. westernsloper

    2 yellow onions sliced and caramelized (de-glaze pan with sherry)
    1 can artichoke hearts
    1/2 large can Hatch green chilis pulsed in food processor
    1 block cream cheese
    1 block sharp cheddar shredded
    1 t each S and P
    Bake ( I cant my oven broke so it is crocking)

    Might need something else but initial taste test is positive.

    • Spudalicious

      Tortilla chips. Maybe a hint of cayenne?

      • westernsloper

        I am going with toasted sourdough baguette rounds but you might be right about the cayenne. Perhaps some smoked pap too.

      • Not Adahn

        Lime juice?

      • westernsloper

        Naaaa could use some acid though so might add some tobasco after it cooks some.

    • Not Adahn

      Split baguette, toasted, with some slices of Playa’s roast beef from above.

    • Sean

      Cilantro.

      • The Hyperbole

        Why would he want it to taste like soap?

      • westernsloper

        On top could work, not sure it would be appropriate mixed in. I did add some oregano de mexicano.

  26. Florida Man

    Capricorn checking in after a week of bad luck. If you don’t hear from me next week, I’m the one that died.

    • Spudalicious

      Doesn’t being Florida Man pretty much render Capricorn moot?

      • Florida Man

        ?. You maybe right.

        Welp, if you need me, I’ll be out noodling.

  27. Raven Nation

    So the guy who stabbed several people in London today – and was subsequently shot by police – had recently been released from prison where he’d been serving a sentence for terror offenses.

    • mikey

      I think you have this stabbing confused with one that took place a few weeks ago.

  28. Count Potato

    So two and half hours until kick off?

    • DEG

      Yes.

  29. westernsloper

    Fer fucks sake.

    But should I be O.K. with his watching the game? Don’t his eyeballs help support an enterprise that we know can damage its participants? This is on top of the laundry list of other reasons to tune out, like the stain of disturbing NFL domestic-violence incidents. Or the apparent blacklisting of a player, Colin Kaepernick, for a peaceful act of protest.

    • Rhywun

      That poor kid.

    • DEG

      I tapped out pretty quickly. The author can go fuck himself.

      • juris imprudent

        A MAN wrote that?

      • DEG

        Yes.

    • Akira

      like the stain of disturbing NFL domestic-violence incidents

      Snopes ranks that as completely false.

  30. Mojeaux

    Jimmy Garappolo is a very pretty man.

    • Rhywun

      Down, girl.

      • Mojeaux

        He’s not ALL THAT, but I noticed and I don’t generally notice men younger than I.

      • MikeS

        This cis-het shitlord noticed that, too. Even without fame and fortune, this guy would be beating them off with a stick.

        I hate him. ?

    • juris imprudent

      If autistic con artists are your thing.

  31. westernsloper

    Is Bradshaw drunk?

    • MikeS

      If that was his excuse, I’d like him a lot more.

    • Rhywun

      “That is one good lookin’ Eye-talian!”

      LOLOL checks out