Ozymandias and the DOD Anthrax Vaccine

by | Feb 7, 2020 | Admin | 205 comments

Well.

Now you know why I’ve just ordered a new computer. My old one crapped out when writing this post the other day, but I thought it had saved.

Nope!

Anyway, here’s the gist.

We published Ozy’s series at the time we did so it could have a reliable schedule. We think it’s an important series. So, I’m creating a page that will serve as a table of contents so readers can find all the installments and easily read them in order.

I will update when it’s ready. Assuming my computer cooperates. 😉

About The Author

SP

SP

I've got an idea! How about we just stick to the Constitution as written and then the government can leave me the fuck alone.

205 Comments

  1. Shirley Knott

    ?

    • Shirley Knott

      Ah, now that we have content, yay! I was hoping it would be something like this.
      That is, table of contents/links to each article, not computer death. IFLA really got it right with ‘assures death’ — my laptop died the real death this week, too. Replacement expected later today. Assuming it survives the trip.

      • Shirley Knott

        sigh
        *assured

  2. Chipwooder

    Wow…..that was a twist I didn’t see coming!

  3. Gender Traitor

    I see the series left you speechless.

    • UnCivilServant

      What more was there to be said?

  4. Jarflax

    It’s just a spore. It will develop into an article unless you were vaccinated.

    • UnCivilServant

      Praise be to Grandfather Nurgle.

  5. Animal

    I’m gobsmacked.

  6. Fourscore

    SP asked to be left alone, now leave her alone, damn it !

    • Nephilium

      But it’s afternoon…

    • robc

      I WANT THE BLINK TAG!

    • Naptown Bill

      Frankly, I’d rather be exposed to nos. 5, 12, and 28 than anthrax.

    • JD is Uninformed

      No. 14’s leggings. What happened there?

  7. Heroic Mulatto

    I felt that.

  8. Drake

    Short and sweet.

  9. Bobarian LMD

    I guess the vaccine works?

    • Q Continuum

      I’d say it didn’t work.

  10. Urthona

    TL;DR

    • Donation Not Taxation

      So you are not left out for not reading the above article, a summary:

      • Ozymandias

        Nice. That gave me a chuckle.

  11. Q Continuum

    On Topic:

  12. Rebel Scum

    Mind. Blown.

  13. invisible finger

    At least there was no nutpunch in this one.

  14. LJW

    This must be one of those articles that ensure the site stays family friendly certified.

  15. Ozymandias

    Evidently (((they))) got to SP, as well.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Do you have this posted somewhere not associated with this domain name? I have some friends I’d like to share it with some friends without associating it with a libertarian… uh.. whatever we are. Yes, i know that some simple web searching would connect the dots. Its not about secrecy, but about framing.

      • Ozymandias

        Leap – yes. My website is http://www.theabjectlesson.com – it is currently on Chapter 10 there and I post a new one each week. I am also in the process of self-publishing it as a complete tome (our own mythical Lib Woman Mojeaux has the Word doc in her email inbox about 15 minutes ago, no kidding). I may entitle it, “The Long Slow Giant Nutpunch” but it doesn’t really roll off of the tongue.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I think in SP’s case, the (((they))) is coming from inside the house.

  16. gbob

    Proof the founders are really working for the DOD to weaponize cynicism.

  17. Ozymandias

    Is it too soon to go off-topic??

    • Nephilium

      I think you’re able to go off topic on something based on your own writings without worrying about upsetting the writer…

  18. Brochettaward

    Why are there no pictures?

    • Ozymandias

      Q will rescue us momentarily with some boobies, I’m certain.

      • Rebel Scum

        Already linked above. But some of us actually work and cannot view them right now.

      • Ozymandias

        I’ll help you out – they’re all SFW and contain about 4 or 5 genuinely fit chicks – and a bunch of attractive, but fluffy and soft “fitness” models in posing in their sponsored workout gear. NTTTAWWT.

        (But my personal photo collection from CF Games over the years is better).

  19. l0b0t

    Thank you to whoever it was what linked that video about the fake martial arts in the previous thread. It was quite interesting and took some turns I did not expect.

  20. Creosote Achilles

    Talk about making an effective case for nihilism. And so succinct.

    • Ozymandias

      SP doesn’t mince words, that’s for sure.

    • Rebel Scum

      Man who threatened San Francisco GOP chairman identified as school social worker

      This should be surprising but it isn’t. And I take it blue beards are to woke men as blue hair is to woke women.

    • UnCivilServant

      So he identifies as a social worker, but is he actually a social worker?

      • Fourscore

        Not exactly a social worker but has a SW degree and would be a SW as soon as he finds a job and quits his temp thing as a barista.

        Sarc/

    • Rhywun

      “Hateful Trump groups saying they are going to ‘clean up’ San Francisco”

      Yeah, those bums camped out in front of City Hall are more useful to you when they’re living in squalor.

    • Ted S.

      Seems more like an antisocial worker.

  21. Ozymandias

    Speaking of human-killing bacteria, I was doing some follow-on research on that article about Tencent posting some numbers that contradict the official narrative and I have to just add some fuel to the conspiracy fire by noting that it is widely understood by the people in China that any numbers the government reports are almost assuredly bullshit. Bad gets reported down and good gets exaggerated up. I can think of dozens of examples from motor vehicle deaths (grossly under-reported) to their economic numbers.

    IOW, I am inclined to believe that this is much more serious than is being reported.
    Also, I have been to WuHan and eaten at a noodle shop there: kind of an indoor/outdoor place. Great noodles (WuHan is famous for this) and thankfully, I am well past the incubation period.

    • Q Continuum

      The leaked numbers were two orders of magnitude higher in both infections and deaths. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit to learn that the ChiComs were cooking the numbers that much.

      • Ozymandias

        Agree. And I will add more fuel by saying that I don’t believe that it was an accidental posting (or coding error). I think that’s someone at Tencent trying to tell the world what’s really happening.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      No Chinese I know ever believe their government provided numbers. They work from the presumption that it is always a lie.

      • Ozymandias

        My experience was the same. There was an interesting example of it around car accidents when I was there.
        The Chinese Govt admits to something just under 70K deaths from car accidents annually. The UN places it at 200,000. The Govt changed a bunch of the driving rules because a sizeable percentage of the motor vehicle deaths involved pedestrians, and a not insignificant portion of that were kids. And when 10 or 20,000 kids get killed, that starts to generate a lot of grieving and angry Chinese families that could snowball into something really bad.

        I think people in the US don’t realize how tenuous the ChiCom grip really is: it is awfully difficult (and dangerous) to try to control 1.5 billion people, even when you’ve got the tanks.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’ve always been one crisis away from collapse. Up to this point, the only thing the central government had going for it was the intense hatred most Chinese have for local and regional governments.

      • peachy rex

        As the commies in Eastern Europe discovered, the problem with relying on having the tanks is the guys driving the tanks. When it all goes to hell, relying on random 19-year old working class conscripts to massacre civilians is not the safest possible bet.

      • Rhywun

        I don’t think anyone in the world believes their shit at this point. Their ideological BFFs (Cuba, Venezuela, etc.) will support them but of course they don’t believe any of it either.

      • Naptown Bill

        Well, Tom Friedman.

      • Urthona

        I don’t even believe U.S. numbers.

    • Rebel Scum

      (WuHan is famous for this)

      And this.

      • Ozymandias

        “So LACIST!! Why you post pic-chuh of Chinese hats!?!?”
        Those are cymbals
        “Symbol of you Lacism, Lao Wai!!!”

    • Creosote Achilles

      If it wasn’t for my inherent distrust of the ChiCom false narrative of their own sneaky competence I might buy the conspiracy this virus is an intentionally released weapon meant to reduce the population and address the results of the one child policy. They might have blundered into it, but I don’t think they are that competent. That ruthless, sure. But not that competent.

      • Naptown Bill

        The sneaky competence thing comes from the Chinese habit of playing the long game, which developed over centuries of dynastic imperial rule. The modern ChiCom is really just the latest incarnation of the old imperial government. They make plans under the assumption that they’ll outlast their rivals and the regime will basically continue on, more or less unchanged, into the future. And since they have no real polity to answer to in any meaningful way, they can ignore what the Chinese public wants or thinks, more or less, which gives them a lot of latitude in planning. There’s also the Western myth of the mysterious Oriental that plays into it.

    • Drake

      I linked this one earlier. A sarcastic look at the crazy fucking shit going on in China. Spraying the streets with.. who knows what, grabbing people off the streets, jamming them into vans and transporting them to “quarantine areas” (not hospitals.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        During SARs, they were spraying entire subway stations with bleach every night.

        Go long Clorox

      • Drake

        Watching the second half of the video – no wonder infected Chinese are dying by the thousands. They are literally looked into rooms together without medical care or even toilets.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        How does your immune system cope when you’re constantly exposed to the virus?

      • Naptown Bill

        Now there’s a good illustration of utilitarianism.

      • Drake

        Those whose immune systems survive the experience will improve the gene-pool.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’d ask the Asians to do the math for me, but they’re all dying now. And the Jews would overcharge me. So we are not gonna do the math right now.

        …what they are spraying in the streets doesn’t do anything. It’s just an ancient Chinese secret to cover up your holocaust.

        This guy…

    • Gustave Lytton

      The best view of the numbers, and that still should be taken with a rock of salt, is the delta for where the trends are going.

      The numbers outside of China, which should be a little more accurate, seem to be not too bad so far but also seems like it could take off at any time. The cruise ship numbers are particularly concerning to me.

      • Ozymandias

        I am increasingly of the view that this is an escaped bio-weapon. The ChiCom reaction, from the struggle session with the doctor, the fake numbers, and their actions in quickly cutting off transportation to WuHan (along with a bunch of other things) all make me believe they know they’ve got a very serious problem. I don’t think it will be a pandemic, but I think that is mostly because of China’s relative isolation from the rest of the world and the nature of the virus itself. Wouldn’t surprise me if we eventually find out that this was a test trial gone wrong.

      • Ozymandias

        My wife said, “NO way!” until I showed her the paper from some microbiologists about the 4 receptor sites on the virus having “similar or identical” parts of HIV that the authors say is “unlikely to be fortuitous.”

      • R C Dean

        That’s what got me thinking it might not be just a coincidence. My first thought was “That sounds like a good way to weaponize HIV” – mate it with what is essentially a common cold virus that is easily transmissable.

        Also, they start building massive “treatment” facilities when the reported numbers are way too small to justify that.

        I do see some of the usual ass-kissers going on about how China learned so much from SARS, and how they are just the bestest now at epidemiology and infection control.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Didn’t Korea treat a patient with an anti HIV cocktail?

      • R C Dean

        I think that was Thailand that reported some success with HIV drugs.

      • R C Dean

        Scientists tracking how the deadly new coronavirus leapt from animals to humans

        Hmm. Seems awfully early to have concluded that’s how it originated. But the conclusion is assumed as if it has been proven.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wait, are they thinking that instead of eating bats, the Chinese are … doing other acts?

      • Bobarian LMD

        You hold its wings!

      • invisible finger

        I larfed

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If proven to be true, the internal and geopolitical fallout are going to be massive. It could bring down the government.

      • Ozymandias

        Scruffy – Yes. It could. I will also tell you that in my opinion the ChiComs will collapse in our lifetime, regardless of this. But this would accelerate the process.

      • Naptown Bill

        I will also tell you that in my opinion the ChiComs will collapse in our lifetime, regardless of this.

        Really? Why? Do you think they’ll just sort of collapse into a standard dictatorship, or that there will be some sort of revolutionary change? Or do you think they’ll pull a USSR and kind of semi-peacefully transition into something else?

      • peachy rex

        China’s economy is a house of cards; its demographics are a disaster; and its government is both extremely ruthless and aware of the consequences of failure. That is a very bad combination.

      • Creosote Achilles

        Collapse as in descend into total fucking chaos that will take a warlord or other strongman to pull back together if it ever happens. Peachy Rex has the basic reasons. The whole damn thing is shakey as hell. And the demographics, in particular the combo of a bunch being “old” heavy and the huge numbers of young men of military age who have no hope of ever finding a woman, having a family, and a normal life and KNOW is the big piece.

        I know, I know, gender is a construct. But 40-50 million young men in that situation is incredibly dangerous, particularly in a culture where having a family is still important. that alone would be a ticking bomb.

      • Mojeaux the Blasphemer

        Wait, wait. That can’t happen! How am I going to get my novel printed on the cheap?!

        (If I ever do.)

        (If I can stand to have a pallet of books in my basement.)

        (Which I can’t.)

      • invisible finger

        Perhaps Bern can tell the ChiComs to try REAL SOCIALISM for a change.

      • Sensei

        The “payload” seems odd for a bio-weapon.

        However, the transmission mechanism of a corona virus is an interesting vector for a bio-weapon.

        Other than that my level of expertise on this topic is similar to that of a Team Blue politician and understanding the law of supply and demand.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I talk out of my ass too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s also hard to distinguish maliciousness from incompetence because the patterns largely overlap

        1) Deny there’s a problem. If you claim there’s a problem, you’re the problem
        2) overreact and throw massive resources against the problem, even if it’s counterproductive
        3) blame underlings and scapegoats, without acknowledging any underlying causes

      • Ozymandias

        Yes, BUT…
        if there are only a couple of hundred cases (when it first broke) you don’t shut down a city the size of WuHan, block transportation systems as important as the trains, etc.

    • Ted S.

      If you had been vaccinated, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting the disease.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So many people concerned with the “median” of political stances.

      In other words, amoral dunces.

    • Rebel Scum

      So the Dems were right-wing?

      If I’m interpreting this correctly republicans have *always* been the most extreme party (as measured by distance from the median)

      It’s almost like “extreme” is a relative term.

    • Drake

      The party is rocketing leftward and cracking up simultaneously – it’s kind of fun and kind of scary to watch.

    • grrizzly

      Am I the only one who sees a drastic shift to the left by the Dems on the chart while the GOP stays the same?

      • Ozymandias

        No.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If that’s not apparent by the antics of the current primary contenders, I just don’t think anything is going to change your mind.

      • Ozymandias

        And I think an accurate chart would also show the ‘Pubs getting dragged leftward over time, as well.
        The Overton window does not seem to have ever moved toward more freedom.

      • Animal

        It never does. It is the inevitable nature of government to grow ever bigger and more intrusive. There’s no way to reverse the trend without bloodshed, at least as far as I’m aware.

        And, yes, sometimes it bothers me that my kids and grandkids may well get caught up in that bloodshed.

      • Rebel Scum

        But they are so far right of the “median” (whatever that is) and based on another map in the thread they are close to AfD! Clearly, Republicans are far-right nazis.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Median is the idiot’s substitute for just and moral.

      • Rhywun

        Love to see where they put the 2020 Dems – somewhere beyond the left margin of the page I would bet.

    • AlmightyJB

      Fake graphs. Useful.

  22. Mojeaux the Blasphemer

    Cakes out of the oven, cherry-juice-laced Cool Whip in the freezer. Observations: 1) You can tear maraschino cherries open with your fingers. You do not need a knife. 2) Remember to butter and SUGAR your pans, not butter and flour your pans.

    @Jarflax, I am ashamed. I missed your joke.

    @l0b0t, how are you doing today? The last thing I baked was an elaborate peppermint cheesecake. I figured I was due something stupid simple that I like so much.

    @Shirley Knott, I have never heard of Shaker lemon pie, but I will try it once I get my ass in gear for pie crust. Pie is not, in fact, easy.

    I do have Ozy’s book in my inbox. Now let’s get this puppy on the bestseller lists!

    • Ozymandias

      Mwah! ?
      From your lips to God’s Ears, Mme Mojeaux!
      (Actually, in truth, I don’t give a crap about bestseller lists. I just had to get that thing off of my chest. It would be great if it made a few bucks, but I’ve still got a law degree. I’m not going to starve any time soon.)

      • Jarflax

        Lawyers don’t starve until Scotland runs out of barley.

    • l0b0t

      Mmm… red-stained fingertips. I’m fair to middling, thanks for asking. I’ve been wondering if I could pull off a savory rice pudding, yellow rice and chicken based maybe?

    • Bobarian LMD

      Oooh such euphemisms!

      It made me blush.

      The best way to pop a cherry is with your fingers? Who knew?

      • Mojeaux the Blasphemer

        HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I was wondering how long that would take.

    • Shirley Knott

      Here you go Mojeaux:
      You need a Mandoline to make this well.
      Crust for a double crust pie
      3 large lemons, sliced thin (Mandoline!) and seeded. Peel and all. +1 extra in case you need more juice
      1 3/4 cup sugar
      1/8 tsp salt
      1 Tablespoon cornstarch
      4 large eggs
      1 Tablespoon heavy crean*

      Heat oven to 425 degrees.
      Line 9” pie pan with 1 dough round, refrigerate for 30 minutes

      Squeeze lemon slices over a fine mesh strainer. You need 6 Tablespoons of lemon juice. Reserve the juice.
      Bring drained slices and 2 cups water to a boil in a saucepan, then reduce heat and simmer until slices are softened, about 5 minutes.
      Drain well, discard liquid.

      In a non-reactive mixing bowl, combine softened lemon slices, sugar, and 1/4 cup of the reserved lemon juice. Stir until sugar dissolves.

      Whisk cornstarch & remaining 2 Tb of lemon juice. Whisk eggs into the cornstarch mixture. Then slowly stir in lemon slice mixture until combined.

      Pour mixture into the chilled pie shell. Brush edge of dough with 1 tsp cream and top with remaining round of dough.
      Seal and crimp edges, brush top with remaining cream. Cut 4 vents in top of pie.
      Bake until light golden, and reduce heat to 375. Continue baking until golden brown. Cool on rack at least one hour.
      *any liquid should work here — water, egg white, whatever; this may affect the color of the crust.
      Enjoy!

      Recipe from Cook’s Country, April/May 2008.
      The pie tastes like an old style lemon drop.

      • RAHeinlein

        Thanks for posting this recipe! How is the sweetness level?

      • Shirley Knott

        It’s fairly sweet, but to my taste, the sweetness is well balanced with lemon. I’ve not had anyone complain it was too sweet, but YMMV.
        Honestly, this knocked lemon meringue out of the #1 spot for me.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Epic level troll, indeed.

  23. AlmightyJB

    SP is right, that’s all I know.

  24. KSuellington

    [REDACTED]

  25. Tundra

    Mo, I finished your book.

    Fucking great ending that I wasn’t expecting at all.

    Just like with the UCS and Animal, I saw you clearly in the characters – so cool!

    I will think on it and review in more detail later, but I wanted to say thanks and fantastic job!

  26. UnCivilServant

    Has Not Adahn been around? I’ve run into a snag. For whatever reason, all the pikatinny 10/22 rails around here are sold out, and the darn optic I got doesn’t fit the stock ruger rails. Unless the stores closer to him have a few, I’m stymied this weekend for lack of a $10 part.

    • invisible finger

      Hayek explosives hasn’t been around either. Hope it’s nothing to do with the biopsy.

      • Chipwooder

        She was here just a couple of days ago. Not Adahn was too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think Not A was here earlier or last time. Had a fall outside and tweaked something.

      • Not Adahn

        Owie.

        Fortunately, my coffee cup works pretty darn well as a hot water bottle until I can get home for an actual heating pad.

      • UnCivilServant

        Amazon isn’t giving the option of delivery before I need it.

        It’s the time crunch rather than online availability.

      • ChipsnSalsa

        Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d be better off checking a few more stores when the weather clears. Most appear to be open saturdays.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Superglue is your friend.

      • Ted S.

        Thankfully we only got rain down here, although the wind is picking up.

      • UnCivilServant

        We got the messy snow, nearly ended up in trouble a few times Temp is supposed to bounce to either side of freezing, so it’s not going to be pretty for a while.

      • Not Adahn

        True story re: Steel Challenge with the 10/22

        Before It got so popular, they let you bring as many firearms as you wanted. So one week, I brought the 10/22 along with my CZ. I didn’t want to complete against the good shooters who use optics, so I removed the scope. However, the rail was loctited on, and it’s between the front and back open sights, preventing you from actually using them. So basically, I jut had a front bead on the 10/22.

        That week, my fastest time with the CZ was 4.56. That same stage shot with the 10/22 (no sights) was 3.08 sec.

        The 10/22 is cheat mode.

      • UnCivilServant

        I doubt I’ll have times in that range.

      • Not Adahn

        It really depends on the stage.

    • Tundra

      He’s around. And sore.

      Surprisingly SS had nothing to do with it.

    • Timeloose

      Are you passing through Pennsylvania to get to I84 to Saratoga? There are a slew of shops that might have them.

      • Timeloose

        I could see what I could find. What day are you driving through?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s a bit out of the way. I’m afraid Ted is actually correct this time, I’m starting from the Albany area.

      • Ted S.

        Somehow I doubt he’s going through PA on his way to Saratoga: He’s up near Albany. 😉

      • Timeloose

        What’s a few hundred miles? I got my Glib tracker signals crossed.

      • Not Adahn

        What’s a few hundred miles?

        I had no idea you were a Texan!

    • Not Adahn

      I’m here.

      Did you get the model without irons?

      The two stores I’ve been to between Albany and the club are The Outdoorsman in Latham and Zack’s sports in Malta. Zack’s also has a gunsmith onsite if it’s something that can be filed down.

      Is it just a case of the spacing on the Weaver/dovetail hybrid not fitting a red dot mount? I’ve actually got an extra set of scope rings that will fit that rail.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was at the Outdoorsman, they did not have any in stock, expected arrival some time next week.

        There are iron sights on the rifle, and I was even debating trying with just irons since I have new glasses. But I seem tom recall it was more my ability to focus across the irons that was the problem.

      • Not Adahn

        See above, I’ve had great success just using the front sight shot-style.

      • Not Adahn

        shotgun-style

      • UnCivilServant

        We’ll see what happens. I at the very least have the rifle, magazines and ammunition. (… and hearing protection, and eye protection… etc)

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, my times are going to suck this weekend. It hurts to draw from the holster. It’s not bad once my arms are in position though.

      • Not Adahn

        You could also try Saratoga Weapons and Tactics. They seem to cater to practical shooters (and cops). It’s not too much further than Zack’s

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ll check both of them if the weather’s better tomorrow. It’s supposed to be.

  27. Chipwooder

    The China/coronavirus discussion above made me think of this. God only knows if it’s remotely accurate, but ….yikes.

    • Ozymandias

      Eeee-gads. One of the comments:

      I found a 5 year study about pollution in Wuhan. According to the paper SO2 & CO emissions <75 μg/m3 is average, the 4 other major pollutants measured range from <75 μg/m3 up to highs of 350+ μg/m3 occasionally.

      The current SO2 readings are ~525 μg/m3, so output is very high.

    • Rhywun

      Unreal.

      I do like them passing crackpot stuff like this – it’s like a sneak-preview of what’s in store when they get real power again.

    • Rhywun

      Also in Dem stupidity – too local version:

      Mayor Bill de Blasio’s State of the City Address on Thursday centered on his blueprint to “save our city.”

      Huh? This is how he kicks off his seventh year in office?

      • R C Dean

        If you’ve been mayor for 7 years and your city needs saving, it probably needs to be saved from you.

      • l0b0t

        The grocery bag ban starts March 1st. I remain convinced its real purpose is to enable the Glad/Hefty lobby to sell the small size wastebasket liners.

      • Rhywun

        Forcing low-income people to buy more plastic bags is the progressive thing to do.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have a box of 1000 in preparation for the mess. They’re black.

        I debated custom ordering sets with various anti -cuomo, and anti-watermelon texts on them

      • l0b0t

        At least Nassau County still has the bags, they just charge the consumer a nickel per. That’s another reason I love the U-Scan, so I can claim ZERO bags used… SUCK IT, NASSAU COUNTY!

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, for useless paper bags. Fuck those things.

    • Nephilium

      FAKE NEWS!

      If you drink bleach, odds are you won’t be suffering from any illness afterwards.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Tide Pods work though, right?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Not on viruses, only bacteria.

        Bleach works for viruses, but you have to use it in a soaked tampon, not by drinking.

  28. Some Random Asshole pt 15

    I stopped in Vegas at Sunset park to look at the course and walk Bella, and my van looked rearranged in a way,
    that’s when I noticed my Kite bag was missing, as in stolen. It lived in the van along with all my expensive trade tools, all they took was the kites, which is cool, but they had know ay to know what they stole, the bag is a black keyboard case, and they can never fly them at the park, I’m there evry day,
    /Punk Kids!!

      • Some Random Asshole pt 15

        I’ll laugh if they try to fly them, they aren’t that easy to fly at first, and stupid is stupid, they might try to them at the park,
        never give up, it’s a small town,

      • Ted S.

        Those would be days ending in Y.

    • robc

      Kite question: I now live 20 minutes from the beach and I think my 4 year old would like flying a kite. A good recommendation for a beginner, since her Father knows nothing about it either (I may have one twice as a kid)?

      • R C Dean

        Get the biggest one you can. Make sure to put the kid in a flotation vest.

    • Tundra

      Sounds light.

      • R C Dean

        For UMass, I would read that as an unexpected surge in support for Trump.

    • ChipsnSalsa

      A silly poll gets silly answers.

    • Mad Scientist

      To be fair, there’s a subset of the left who everyone to die, no matter who is president.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The SMOD/Chthulu ticket has been trending for years.

    • Not Adahn

      Are these UMass Lowell students who happen to be from NH?

  29. UnCivilServant

    Mojeaux, if you gave an opinion of the hearing in “Banker of Stirnberg”, I missed it. Did you get a chance to read it?

    • Mojeaux, trainwreck aficionada

      I have not yet, and in today’s flurry of emails with about 7 different clients needing various details tended, I forgot. I will do so some time this evening. Do you want me to post in the night thread or in the morning?

      • UnCivilServant

        Whichever one works better for you. It’s not that hard to Ctrl-F andsift through the comments