Ahhh, Hippie Golf, it started out with Wham-o Frisbee discs at parks, hit that tree, that pole etc. After some Politics that passes for history, the first course was born, Oak Grove in Pasadena, California,
Disc golf targets are often located most inconveniently.
While I played a bit when I was younger, itās nothing like today, so letās go there instead. When I went to take Bella to the dog park I saw a basket and, thought hmmmm. So I ordered a starter set, three discs, driver, midrange, and putter, a good start, and then went to the courseā¦.First shot, Parking Lot! Oh Shit! but I didnāt break anything so, all good. Then I met Ken from Kingman, he gave me some tips, and played my first eighteen with me, very cool of him. Thatās when I also realized all my discs were too light, I thought so, but he helped me confirm it.
Discs. These arenāt floaty, recreational Frisbees (approx. 9.25″ diameter, weight 110 grams). Golf discs are right at 8ā diameter, weighing between 150-180 grams, with most of the weight on the edge, making them very fast, and very dangerous, like this driver.
Driver disc underside. The digits in the center are the disc weight as measured by the manufacturer, 168g in this case.
Putter disc. This has rounded edges like a recreational Frisbee.
Notice the difference in the leading edge. Like a rotary-winged aircraft, the spin induces the lift. Putter is pink disc, driver is green disc.
Disc golf follows the rules of ball golf to as close a degree as possible in scoring, out-of-bounds, honors, etiquette, I like that part.
OTOH, pickup games can have any rules you want to play by, and conditions can change a course completely, but unlike ball golf, we can cut through the wind, maybe, so if you Ball Golf, Disc is an easy, physically less demanding game.
The shots, I have it easy, look right,
Tunnel shot. The block and concrete pad is the tee box. The throwing lane is between the trees.
Water hazard. Most people just take the one-stroke penalty and sacrifice the plastic.
My best tight shot, a par save from 50+ feet.
In!
The sport is growing, the tech is improving, and itās free! As far as, most courses are in public parks, however, some ball golf courses have installed disc courses, $15 with a cart, kind of cool IMO.
Until Next Time,
Bang them Chains!
an update,
It was a good day
I played 36 holes today, 9 holes calm and 27 windy, then windy as Fuck, the first nine was a practice round, due to the Couple that takes over the course, playing 3-5 discs Every Throw! The real issue is that he āhelpsā her throw well, by berating her publicly, I donāt comment, but also wonāt play with them, so I blew off #1 and started on #2.and played a Meh round.
Went and got a 6 pack of Tall Cans! , and when I returned they were still on the course, but ahead of me, I ended up running into them by #7 and had to sit and have a beer, waitingā¦ I finished that round better, then went back to #1 and something Clicked, all of a sudden, all of the correct moves came together and I threw twice as far as I ever have, I started doing a small, slow X step, and it worked. This part is kind of cool, IMO, I set up my shot, like usual,but then I noticed my shadow on the ground, and that my form looked good, so i let it rip and, Hell Yes!
The wind was ācalmā enough for me to try out a few different discs that aren’t always useful, and found new uses for them, again, my Distance is way better.I can already play approach well, and I am a Mad Putter, but until I have distance, I canāt compete, now I doā¦.
I shot a-1 under 26, thatās some good golf,
/Caddy Brain,
I’m happy to hear your day was good!
Dude, -1? holy crap, I’m shocked,
You’re a machine.
I have no life, but i have a course, or 2, look down, and I will play tournaments this year, and win, a goal for me,
There is supposed to be an image of Cartman doing “Goddamn Hippies” here, but there are technical difficulties.
your editing was Killer, please work with me on the next one,
Of course.
Thank you both!
My golf experience/knowledge is limited to mini-golf. I’ve seen the courses near one of the dog parks I used to take my dog to, and now it makes a bit more sense.
Very cool, I’d love to play a game if you’re in town ever.
Monument, maybe some day,it’s a nice place,,,,
Same here. I like disc golf. There’s a course a few paces away from Ross Ade stadium at Purdue that I played many times with friends.
Also, somewhere in my archives there’s a picture of me stuck in a bramble bush in the snow in Columbus Ohio while playing disc golf.
oh that must have been fun…
/Been there
The pond pic is gold!
Pond? it’s the Colorado River,
I live in the mitten. That’s a littler pond.
Cute stream.
Many legitimate LOLs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/cca4bh/stock_tank/
Haha that’s the best one I’ve seen. Only been lurking on WSB for a few weeks now so haven’t seen too many of these.
Does the maker of that seriously think the Betsy Ross flag is racist? It’s hard to tell.
That’s all well and good Yusef, but the real question is how good are you at throwing a hat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL9kNvtdrNM
Hmmmmm?
My discs can break your neck, and they are real, hmmmmmm.
Nice pics, btw.
Here,
I played a private course Wednesday, in the Hualapai Mts. South of Kingman Az, 5000 ft up, really Beautiful, really Gnarly, Hughsonās Hill,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/3EmHp2bSK368uRqv7
https://photos.app.goo.gl/NM93yaPmp19vXAq76
Central Az, Godās country,
Sweet.
Okay, Random Task, remember ixnay on the iscday sassinay thing,
sassinay? I’m gonna Sashay, all the way, to,… well somewhere..
You’re doing well, Pardner, but I’m gonna stick to sittin’ in a boat, waiting for that proverbial jerk.
I absolutely must be outdoors, walking, doing things, Bella and Disc keeps me outdoors and sane,
Oh FFS, this can’t be real…https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/02/27/lets-drive-to-hawaii-cnbc-gives-cnn-a-run-for-their-mapmaking-prowess/
I don’t live in Rhode Island.
We’re Fucking doomed, Golf while you can!
How the hell does that even happen? Must have been a prank.
I get messing up all the square stares, but how do you not know where Americaās cock is?
That is beautiful.
OH MY GOD lol
how does this even happen
Redheadz 4 Yusef.
http://archive.li/rW6Ki
2, 5, 12 Real,
12 is great. 20 might be tucking something.
17. please god, 17.
25 is a psycho!
A lot of good choices, but I think I will just take 6 and 22 and maybe I’ll see you in the morning.
Not one tuft of velvety soft rusty hole hair to be seen.
You’re disgusting.
Oh my.
The bunny boiler is #s 1-53
*heads out to acquire 53 bunnies*
1 and 45.17 too if she’s not 17.
17 is legal, in most places.
What song am I linking?
Not a fellow named Kip. I am disappoint.
1 and done.
I put my cocktail in a Piglet glass, cuz I’m cool like that. (Also, it was time to run the dishwasher)
I drink coffee from a Winnie Mug,
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/mVwZiCdASxCdf_cnaFYb7w.RW7GSlMR_y8KWEiO2OyMPg
Piglet
I too have…put my cocktail…in a piglet glass…
Hey FBI, yeah this guy right here ^
IM NOT A RUSSIAN SPY
The park near my house HS two courses by the lake. Itās also where I go fishing, so thatās convenient. Nice write up.
I’m overkill, but you could buy a Midrange Disc, at 170 grams or so, and play with just that disc, and be happy,
There will be NO meme magic this election!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTh5R5KAPJA
Kek will find a way. Shadilay.
And I’m the weird one.
Heavens to Betsy.
We are weird, we are here,
Here, feel as one,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhfFXEMMI4&list=RDX4bgXH3sJ2Q&index=26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
???
Sanders vs. Biden: Who is less worse?
Cthulhu.
I’m awaiting the libertarian Democrat that Trump has made inevitable…
Chopped Liver 2020
This message paid for by the PatƩ For President Part
yƩOoh. I have a little can of foie gras mousse in the fridge. I should get drunk and eat it.
Your mom.
Has California or Biden banned those yet?
Ahh, home. I’ll read the article after I eat something Yusef.
Yusef! it’s what’s for Dinner!
[image of blue box with ‘Yusef!’ in gold letters]
Wholesome Goodness! and Tasty too!
Thanks, Yusef. Very informative. We have a disc course at a state park about two minutes from here. I don’t play, but I’ll take some pictures next time I’m over training the mutt.
Pope Jimbo on February 27, 2020 at 9:15 am
Back in the dotcom boom a couple buddies and I would laugh and plan our new internet product: The Glove.
Basically, it was a glove with mouse functions built in so you could beat off while clicking the forward/backward buttons on pr0n videos. The fun was coming up with marketing stuff to hide the fact that The Glove was for jacking.
āThe Glove automatically exudes a 100% organic hand lotion to help prevent carpal tunnel syndromeā.
“But the lotion exudes on the outside of the glove?”
“Correct. How many individually packaged, right-handed Gloves can I interest you in today?”
“I don’t think lotion even addresses repetitive stress injury, but wouldn’t it have to moisturize the inside of the glove? And why does this model have a set of sultry, seductive lips painted around the opposable joint?”
No, comment…
Too bad the idea was already patented in 1984.
“oh, not THAT ‘1984’”, *discards not-a-‘manual’ joke*
Huh. Was expecting something about this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Glove
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/index.php/2020/02/27/he-admires-their-basic-dictatorship-17
“Red Chamber”… seriously?
I caught that too, how appropriate.
Assuming this is Canada related? If so, yer fucked Winston. More fucked than your mom.
I think that this is a line in the sand point. Seriously.
#metoo
I worry about becoming the focus of a two-minutes hate some day.
‘Hunters’ star Al Pacino names his favorite comic-book hero, and the answer will surprise you
You have five minutes to guess!
The winning guess will receive Al Pacino’s never-washed tank top from the movie “Cruising.”
GOOD LUCK!
Jughead?
Damn, I’m good!
1. Jim Carrey’s The Mask
2. Daredevil
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/feb/28/yes-yes-yes-are-we-on-the-brink-of-a-revolution-in-sex-toys
Women are over!
Reads more like “men are over”.
And it’s the Guardian so you know they’re all-in on anything that isn’t boring old patriarchal breeder sex.
Men are trash!
Our time is now!
The future is female!
And I outlived my Wife, Future?
Men…
This story is vaguely related to a Youtube story I came across a few days ago. A couple in India is leading the charge on sex toys over there. Most places in India, sex toys are illegal. (obscene)
So this couple started a mail order company. They noticed that marketing was mostly toward men, with naked women on the packaging, etc. So the wife had the idea to do this company. She set it up for women, by a woman. No naked women or anything on the website. No giant toys (she said that prior to her company, most toys sold were big, realistic penises. Apparently that’s a guy thing more than a girl thing) Her research indicated women would prefer smaller, more abstract shapes in pretty colors. Pretty much exactly like what the women in that article discussed.
I had thoughts of trying this myself at one point. You can get them very cheap in large orders from China. Like 90% markup and still beat the competition. I noticed several similar models to the ones I had looked at on alibaba.
Anyway, they are making good money selling purple silicone vibrators in India.
OOOOK, good for You!
Yeah… it wasn’t a very serious thought. I really can’t imagine trying to explain what i do for a living in that event. Still, it was interesting learning what the margins are and what the quantities required are.
The same bit of research covered vaping products, school playground supplies and kitchen utensils. The sex toys actually came up as a lark…. as in “Damn, this site has literally everything you can imagine….. I wonder if?” Yup. Thousands of different choices too.
“Importer.”
“…in business, just business, the way men are.”
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/wetsuweten-hereditary-chiefs-meeting-with-bc-federal-government-1.5477996
Sellout to the watermelons continues…
I thought we got rid of hereditary chiefs… oh wait, Canada.
Interesting seeing those shots of your course. Lots of stuff along the greenway next to water.
I’m in South Florida. There are canals everywhere. Canals to drain water. Canals to bring water in. Canals to just have water around your neighborhood. Big fake ponds in parks. And all of the disk golf courses I know of around here traverse the area alongside the water. They might weave back and forth across the right of way along the road too, but they spend most of their distance near the water.
My brother’s family is in Charlotte. We went for a hike and geocaching trip along the river. There was a disk golf course woven among the right of way and along the river bank.
So, noticing that theme…. I’m thinking that the disk manufacturers are the sponsors of these courses…. and they specify that they be placed along water so that you can lose a requisite number of disks over the course of years.
I have thrown into the River 3 times so far, and go them back, but the truth is, they wear out, do t abuse and general grinding, so either way, it’s a built in market,
So, contributing to more plastic pollution for the sea cows. I wish Greta was here to remind you (in no uncertain terms) to play your games in the interstate median.
Double plus funny!
I got them all back! I recycled, all Hail Saint Greta!
https://www.newsobserver.com/sports/nhl/carolina-hurricanes/article240625282.html
Zamboni goalie. Cool story and the dream of every beer leaguer.
That was a fantastic story. Saw a feature on him on the morning news show earlier this week.
My big take home… the NHL has emergency goalies. In case the goalies on the team can’t go, they can call in the emergency replacement for the local franchise and he plays for whichever team needs him. Blew me away that such a thing existed.
A great story and yet another reason hockey is the best of all.
It’s really neat, and of course, the NHL if now looking to change it.
Brian fucking Burke was whining about it.
Dumb son of a bitch said it was ’embarrassing’.
No, stupid, it’s the best PR you could ever get.
No kidding! Casual fan here and unaware of many of the things of hockey like that, and totally love it. The one thing pro sports really needs is connections to ordinary (or extraordinary but not pro) people.
Now back to leering at the Avs Ice Girls. No wait, they’ve been replaced with a coed Ice Patrol. Eff me… stupid dumb fucks.
How stupid do you have to be to think that was bad publicity? I don’t even watch hockey and I thought it was an awesome story
This stupid
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Burke_(ice_hockey)#Defamation_lawsuit_filed_against_anonymous_posters
That might be the most punchable face on Earth, is he Bannon’s brother?
Blackhawks had to that when Corey Crawford had an emergency appendectomy when the team was already in Nashville.
I donāt think the goalie,who was some sort of Predators equipment manager, had to play long, but he loved his quickly stitched jersey of the rival Hawks.
Scott Foster
Another great story. Stoned the Jets!
Mott the Hoople > Stoned the Jets
No, Queen was the opening act for Mott the Hoople. I’m not sure who opened for Stoned the Jets.
Still not tired of reading about the guy! Thanks Pvt CB!
Or his wife. She’s a trooper.
I was trying not to be creepy!
As far as I can tell this is real.
Mayor Bill de Blasio And Billy Idol Declare ‘War On Idling’
Earned.
good lord. So much awful in such a short span.
Plus…. don’t diesel drivers idle their engines for a reason? A bunch of those guys are independent owner/operators, so the fuel cost is coming right out of their pocket. Surely they wouldn’t be wasting cash for no reason at all.
Do NOT get me started on regens, girlfriend.
Apparently you need FuelOX. I know this because I had to google regens and their product was first in line.
City air will make us free.
New York Republicans suck so New York Dems must be better, right?
Quick, name a New York republican!
Trump?
The three Republicans on City Council and the Staten Island Borough president?
That piece of shit Peter King should have been the first name on your lips.
We seem to be mixing NYC and NYS. Peter King is not a city politician, FWIW.
Ok. But what I want to reiterate is that Peter King is a massive piece of shit.
You just hate him because he’s white. Don’t you? SMH
Also, he’s a massive piece of shit.
That’s Peter King (R-IRA).
Yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_New_York_City_Council_election
LOL, the only Libertarian running for City Council got 434 votes and ran against the Rent is Too Damn High guy.
Would NYC have like the highest number of registered Libs in the US?
*registered Libertarians*
Collins, but he was recently convicted…
Oh, he certainly was..
Fiorello H. La Guardia
? “We didn’t start the car…”
Oh, sorry. Wrong Billy.
In Germany, the wife pulled over to look at a map. Some guy reached in her car and turned off the ignition. “Verboten!”
Jesus, did she punch him in his nuts?
I can’t imagine someone reaching into my car.
I’m just glad I wasn’t there. I’d likely be in one of their camps.
That’s too mild a response. Grab the arm, spash their face into the roof several times, then roll up the window and drag them along the pavement until they’re naught but a red smear.
The whole point of this is to increase wear-and-tear on cars, thus making them more expensive to own. Therefore, as the cost goes up, more and more people will be voluntarily giving up their cars, and voila‘! No outright car bans, and Mother Gaia is saved!
Of course, it’ll take too long, and they’ll just have to outright ban IC engine vehicles.
I rented a car in Aruba with that stupid auto-stop-start feature. Since this was a Chevy made in South America it, of course, stopped at a red light at a major intersection then never restarted.
That was a bad time to find out that my cell phone didn’t work in Aruba.
Arubans are friendly, though, and a nice fellow helped me push it off the road then call the rental company. After they drove me back to the rental counter at the airport, the first thing the nice lady showed me on the replacement was “how to turn off that stupid auto-stop feature – I hate that”.
That’s not much of a rebel yell.
I love playing this, welcome my Son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBvAxSx0nAM&list=RDX4bgXH3sJ2Q&index=27
What if everyone had the same neckline as Troi?
Make it so…hard in my pants, am I right?
Zing! ?
y my pp hard?
Jordi’s v-neck.
I think it was the 2 on #1
Yeah, he’s sporting a nice cleavage there.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/feb/27/heathrow-third-runway-cop26
New avenue for judicial activism. Waiting for courts to have to adjudicate every economic decision to see if it is green.
This is what the Dems hope for you guys…
Meh, we already have that.
Nice article and pics, Yusef.
I love disc golf, but it’s amazing the different ways you can lose a disc. My favorite (?) was the time on a very windy day that my disc got caught in the wind, went out of bounds over the adjoining railroad tracks. At least I thought it went over. When the train that was parked there left, no disc was to be found, and I decided that the disc was on its way to Colorado (I am in Iowa).
I was close to a 200′ cliff yesterday, but nothing interstate yet, it’s fun and takes my mind off of, things…….
Rock critics and music snobs are wrong about Kiss
Kiss is the Trump of rock.
I was never a fan of KISS. Not quite old enough when they were huge, and too old very quickly after that. Basically, you needed to be 14 when they hit their peak.
But then I saw Gene Simmons on “School of Rock” and I completely changed my mind about them. He talked about what a Rock band is, and about what a front man does. (hint – being a good singer is not the main requirement). He talked about entertainment, and designing a band and performance to entertain people and therefore earn money. I had an entirely new respect for them.
Then, years later, I saw the interviews about their early days with Rush opening for them. Again, Gene Simmons trying to explain to Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson about how being a rock star means they can go out and party and get laid in a different city every night…. much to his consternation.
He’s a pretty funny dude who really understands working hard to earn a living. Which is not what I thought being a rock star was all about. So thanks for teaching me that, Gene.
Simmons is an arrogant ass. But he has a tremendous work ethic.
KISS is exactly what Rock and Roll is, Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll,
/Stones did it First, Hail Mick!
Sorry can’t you hear over the Old Men Yelling at Clouds and how Back in Their Day They Listened to Real Music.
Kids these days….
GG Allin pauses while simultaneously singing, smearing shit on his chest, and braining an audience member with his microphone to point and laugh at the old men in the monster makeup.
I must be an old fart because IDGAF about all that “image” shit. I even prefer singers that can sing.
Who?
Bite it, you scum.
NO but really,
I thought he was a gamer turned musician. GG Allin = Good Game, All In?
Used to say that shit online all the time when doing something stupid/heroic if it worked.
Is that the guy who committed suicide? Possibly on stage?
That was his plan, but he overdosed a few months before the show. Fun Fact – I once saw him and his band Murder Junkies (with J. Mascis of Dinosaur Jr. on guitar) at the RC Bridge Club/Lounge in New Orleans back in 1988 at a show billed as Fifteen Bands For $15!. Allin was very much an aggressive derelict set to music.
Ironically, the problem with snobby critics
Just as snobby as the people who start shrieking when somebody not sufficiently “rock” is mentioned in conjunction with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I saw a hand lettered “Greta for President” on the back of a car today.
Of the Glee Club?
What is worse: Coronavirus, Global Warming or Bernie Sanders?
Your mom.
Nah, she’s a nice lady.
I say Sanders.
At least you get what you pay for with Winston’s Mom.
Sanders.
Thanks for the intro, Yusef. I’ve thought about trying disc golf for years, but have just never given it a go. Now that you’ve been playing for a while, is there a starter set you’d recommend?
Also: egassem terces eht tog I ?
Innovais agood starting point, but the companies sell light discs for starter packs, Try this, all Amazon
Aviar Putter, 170 grams or so,
Wombat 3 Midrange, 170 or so,
Mvp Relay, 170 or so
that will get you a real good start
Innova is a good starting point, I’m drunk, again,
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Thanks, dude! I’ll check them out and hopefully get out and give it a try this summer. If I really get into it, I could even set-up a 9 (maybe 18) in my yard. Which would be tits.
I only have one Basket, but it helps a bunch, a private 9 would be awesome, my buddy Ken’s is like Beer thirty all day long!
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/oct/30/what-could-finally-stir-me-to-communism-watching-made-in-chelsea-
Just imagine how they feel about taking the time to read some holier-than-thou prick navel-gazing and getting his authoritarianism on.
I think I’ve only played once, but it was fun.
Think? you were just drunk, I was….
uh, yes?
Looking for new things to watch; youtube, movies, or a series, etc. Send recommendations please.
I only have amazon prime, but the lady has pretty much all the streaming services!
Amazon Prime: “The Boys,” “Red Oaks,” “Dead Like Me,” “Neverland.”
I have a bunch of stuff on my watch list that looked interesting, but I can’t vouch for them. I’ve already bailed on 2 series that were eye-rollalicious.
I second “The Boys”
“The Americans” is on Prime and it is excellent
“Patriot” is on Amazon – the tv show Patriot…best evs.
Fernwood 2 Night
āPatriotā is on Amazon ā the tv show Patriotā¦best evs.
This is the correct answer.
This is the correct response.
Seriously, Aus–you gots to watch it.
/I think all 3 of us Patriot fans have spoken
If you get Epix, Perpetual Grace Ltd is by the same people with a lot of the same players doing different shit.
There is a trailer at the end of the article.
It is awesome.
“The Boys” was done by the same people who did “Preacher,” and I loved “Preacher.”
I really really love weird shit like that.
Just finished Magic City (Starz). Pretty good story over the two seasons. Lots of skin.
Treadstone held me through about 3/4 till I lost interest.
Amazon
Thriller
Ray Bradbury Theater
Mr Whicher
Danger Man (AKA Secret Agent)
Thanks for the suggestions so far, adding to my lists. And thanks in advance to anyone else that adds something.
Listen to the Crusty Juggler. Patriot is great.
I’m just about to watch I Love You, Now Die on HBO GO. IIRC, Reason covered the story way back, and there was a spirited discussion about culpability.
May not be your cup of tea, but my kids were watching Infinity Train and it sucked me right in. I found it well written, rather deep and intense.
I’m 2 episodes in to a binge of Hill Street Blues. It’s holding up quite nicely.
I’ve always wanted to try this. I used to play the shit out of Ultimate, so I had a lot of throwing ability.
Ultimate is way too much running for my old ass and broken knees.
Think there is a course over in the next town, but I’ve never pulled the trigger.
This might motivate me to try.
Good article.
Looks like fun- thanks for the article.
The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar together. It was tense.
That was very imperfect.
*bows*
You know, a good farmer really is a man out standing in his field.
So’s my dog!
An older gent, who owned a nice parcel of country-side, was sitting out on his porch, enjoying the late morning air. He began to hear the sound of an approaching pick-up, which surprised him, as it was a very rural area, and the closest people around him were still quite a distance away.
As the pickup approached, the unfamiliarity of it caused him to wonder if the person was lot. Soon enough, the truck pulls in to his driveway, and a man confidently exits the vehicle. As the farmer rises to his fee, he quickly gauges the man to be of higher means than would typically be seen in the country. Even the man’s “work clothes” hinted at money. With a big grin on his face, the stranger spoke.
“Howdy! I’m your new neighbor from up the road aways. I just wanted to come by, introduce myself, and invite you to a shindig I’m throwin’ at my house this weekend!”
The farmer, not exactly sure what to make of the rather loud brashness, nonetheless returned the mans smile.
“Good monin’ to you, too. A ‘shindig’ you say?”
“Oh yeah! It’s gonna be great! There’s gonna be eatin, drinkin’, fightin’ and, fuckin’! And, I wanted to come by, and personally invite ya!”
The farmer chuckled slightly
“Well, that sounds a might nice. Do I need to bring anything?”
“Oh, nosiree! I’m takin’ care of it all!”
The farmer chuckled a bit more–mostly, at the enthusiasm of this new ‘neighbor’.
“Well, alrighty, then. Uh, do I need to get dressed up?”, the farmer asked, as he made a pull at his shirt. The neighbor’s expression changed somewhat, to one of reassurance.
“Oh, no; it’s just gonna be the two of us.”
I larfed
But, have you LARPed?
I’ve been hearing this recording of this song for my entire life (almost 48 years and counting) and I still love it.
Same.
Damn straight. Best version there is. The one a much younger me learned, and in doing so, learned a lot about chord structure and arpeggio guitar
I thought this was going to be something lame but you’re right. Watching the bass player strumming and, I think, playing chords was unusual. He’s the proto-Lemmy.
I have no life, so Imma gonna Fade out, get up and play 36 more holes, then get drunk, better than hiding in a house whining for loss,
/Not dead yet!
Damn straight. Best version there is. The one a much younger me learned, and in doing so, learned a lot about chord structure and arpeggio guitar.
Supposed to be a reply to Mike’s gonna copypasta to there
I like your stand-alone version. You’re obviously talking about how you masturbate.
*wink*
First!
First
comeserved, firstservedcome?The bottom line, disc is about speed not power, slow is smooth, smooth is fast,
Just another day in Baltimore.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/02/27/catherine-pugh-sentenced-book-scheme/
I’m truly shocked.
Shocked that she didn’t skate.
It’s right out of The Wire. The corruption was well known and open. But it wasn’t the local DA or state AG that got her. It was the feds.
FedGov/DoJ: Picking up local slack since 1908
The most depressing aspect of The Wire is that writer David Simon thinks it’s call for _more_ government.
B-b-but…Black folk love the government! And, crime is a black issue, right?? I mean, did you hear about what was said to Mayor Pete?!
It’s amazing he’s gone in that direction.
Gone? If Whedon is any indication, very libertarian ideas can flow from very leftist assholes*.
*sorry for the redundancy
I can’t wait for this. Said no one ever.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/02/27/politico-the-search-is-on-for-a-robin-quivers-like-sidekick-for-hillary-clintons-new-podcast/
So…an HC, Stern-like show?? What, is she gonna finally be able to openly have the porn stars, and various other sluts, come in and sit on her face, or….
Sorry–I have to go be sick.
I’ve not listened in many years, but I’m told Howard is rather woke these days.
Hillary riding a Sybian doesn’t do it for you?
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!! ?????
Jesus Christ. That’s the worst thing anyone has written on this site. I’m including everything by SugarFree and FOS’ racist comment.
Happy anniversary to the end of the internet.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/wasnt-the-end-of-the-internet-fcc-chairman-mocks-democratic-doomsday-predictions-over-net-neutrality-repeal
Not so happy – we all died, remember?
You laugh, but, my mother has no internet!!
She also doesn’t have a computer, nor could she use one if she did.
I forgot. I’m so sorry.
Good Night Mein Froinds! i’m out!!
I read through that article, and never once saw “cunt” mentioned–not even ‘cunte’.
/cue up the SP F-word song
That’ll soothe the racism…???
It’s unbelievable. These kids need to toughen up. The world can be a rough place.
Stupid me, got in trouble at work because I thought if you were relaying a complaint about a customer’s language you should you know, relay the words the customer used. Nope, vagueness in language or you get a talkin’ to. Fine, I won’t relay that kind of stuff then.
Hey–just be glad this wasn’t at OU!
Exactly
Or Papa Johns.
Bravo!
CA glibs–behold the newest use of your tax$!
https://www.theblaze.com/news/newly-proposed-bill-in-california-would-require-stores-toy-aisles-to-be-gender-neutral
I can dig on that, as long as they get rid of all the useless toys like dolls and ponys and only have toy guns, robots, action figures and such. Of course I raised my niece by telling her it was ok to like the same toys as boys, and now she’s on trans train; so maybe I should just enforce strict gender roles for toys when the kids come play. NO, YOU’RE A GIRL, YOU DON’T GET TO PLAY WITH THE THUNDERCATS!
I sense this could be a terrific euphemism.
???
I’d let Cheetarah scratch my post, if you know what I mean. *wink wink**nudge nudge*
OW, MY
BALLSDICK!!That sounds far worse than a nut shot.
“Thunder thunder thunder Thundercats Hooooooooo!”
Mantra of children’s show or CPRM’s orgasmic cry?
I hate my state legislature.
Huh, Patreon notified me Jarflax upgraded via e-mail. Never did that for Mike S. and Digby is still listed as Hair level on Patreon even though he’s now in the Donald level. I don’t know how people with bigger accounts keep track, seems to be lots of glitches, maybe because I’m too small and they don’t care?
PS, Digs, send you an electronic envoy.
A full time job and extra Patreon money. Look at Mr. Monrybags over here. Hey everyone! Drinks are on CPRM.
After tonight’s incident, I’m happy buying a round after I get my first paycheck tomorrow. Just meet me at the bar here. No not that one, one of the other 6 in my town of 500.
For you
https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-plans-to-spend-lent-giving-up-something-he-really-shouldnt-be-doing-in-the-first-place
Geeze, Gustave–on fire tonight.
#insert clip of Iranian minister mopping brow with a cloth
I’m laughing at the idea of crossing an Iranian cleric with a Black, southern preacher, getting hot up on the pulpit/stage…
“Heh! Heh! Praise Allah!”
I observe the no meat, but I don’t give anything up anymore, because I don’t have many vices. And the one’s I have Jesus can pry from cold alive hands.
I mean, I’m the guy that says gosh darnit and jasper crimony, doesn’t care for sweets and only drinks soda when I go out to eat. Sure I drink and vape, but ain’t nothin wrong with that in the eyes of the lord. (planned to link to Del Amitri: Some Other Sucker’s Parade, but youtube hasn’t been loading for me today).
Didn’t mean as you personally. Just reminds me of the mix of cafeteria Catholicism and my 8 year old smart ass I’ll figure out a loop hole to do what I want self.
No, I got the joke, just felt like making a statement that at this point I’m not super churchy, even though I abide by the faith for the most part.
Responded
Responded to the response in response to you responding.
What a coincidence–#MeToo!
To all the northern glibs–Screw Damnation Alley!
Have I been like shadow-banned from youtube!? I haven’t been able to access it for like 12.5 hours. Or maybe my internet service sucks. But I bet it is the repeal of Net Neutrality. We all gonna die!
Well, I can access your YT page without issue, so….I have no answer.
https://youtu.be/z4IuKjC6zNw
Hauptfeldwebel Peltzer continues to push all of the right buttons.
That is the lady, correct?
She’s not as…..robust, as I would
preferthink.Ja!
The good news is there are lots of robust frƤuleins in the Germany and elsewhere.
My genetics agree with that.
I’m in one of the yellow areas. š
Lots of Chinee, eh? Watch out the corona don’t get ya.
Our asians are mostly Hmong or ones that crossed over the Bearing land bridge.
Hmong, eh??
Gran Torino was very identified with around here, yes. After my dad was wheel chair bound that and Flags of Our Fathers were the only movies he went to see in theaters. He enjoyed them both.
I thoroughly enjoyed GT. Too bad the boy started trashing it as he got older.
Little bastard ingrate…
And, with my fondness for asian ladies, I tried to get with a Hmong women, but they like to stick with their own kind. fucking racists.
Well, we saw what happened to her and sticking with their own kind…
That part of the movie makes my finding her attractive that much more difficult.
Whether we’re talking about girls identifying as boys or vice versa or racism or some such. I just remember this one black lady friend I had. When we hung out together it we talked about slipknot, the smurfs and skateboarding, but as soon another black person was around her accent changed and all she talked about was ‘black’ things. People be weird yo.
#Word
Honey brunette with blue eyes. I’d run up a white flag.
Tomorrow, my first payday in 3 months. I hope the money is deposited before I have to go in, it’ll make the shift so much better, and no I will not relay anymore complaints about customer language.
You’ll keep your mouth shut about other people opening theirs, buddy!
“We need to know everything that goes on in this building. But, if you learn of something happening involving derogatory language, use as vague of language as you can to pass along the information so we have no idea what actually happened.”
We need to get you a “Get woke, go broke” shirt…or, even a piece of flair with that on it. ‘Cause, that sounds like some serious Evergreen College/OU bullshit*.
*regardless of whether those are their words, or, your paraphrase
Yeah, I’m paraphrasing. It is our LITERAL job to know everything that goes on. An employee relays this anecdote to me while I’m on break. I come back from break and quote what she said a customer said. And I get reprimanded for vulgar language. Like I said, fine I won’t relay that information anymore.
Sounds like every ethics and compliance office I’ve seen.
Stupid google morons. ‘I know! YouTube isn’t broken, let’s make the desktop version ape the app with shitty app controls with lots of crap ehind the scenes that will break!’ ‘great idea, make it happen!’
Is that why the outage is happening? Forcing mobile code onto the website?
No idea. Saw a banner about the “old” version was going away and preview the new one. Insta-verdict: it’s crap and unnecessary for watching cat videos
Weird–the version I’ve got seems the same it’s been for a while now.
Google: Too Big to Think.
I did notice the site was loading slower the last few days before it went down
on mefor me today.So, you want it to go…faster? Then, maybe slower (a bit)?
See, this is what you’ve been sleeping through when you take off ‘early’.
I’ve been on until 2am Merica time for the last two weeks, you Rushun bot!
Try three YEARS, comrade!
Sorry! I didn’t have the
WHITEprivilege of a 40hr a week job before and had to keep in schedule with my elderly uncle that I was caring for until his death. Now next week we’ll start a total blackout. SAD. If you can hang on for the morning links, I’ll get home around 6:30am.Hmmm….well, it’s not that I can’t, so much as I just don’t (usually). As it gets warmer, and I/we (royal and othrewise) get back into a more routine walking habit, it would be closer to 7:30 for me, if I start.
Of course, you can always share your [REDACTED] stories via email.
No, not those stories… Not, not them, either. You know–the [REDACTED] ones.
This is when I point out my Catholic
privilegeshame about celibacy. Hence why I don’t feel have many vices to give up for lent.Let’s look to the Simpsons for guidance.
You forget already Youtube is down for me? You senile old coot.
I….w-………dammit.
Invidious for the win?
https://invidio.us/watch?v=XjTTN_Kf_-Y
In Wisconsin the sheep are celibate. The same can’t be said for the cows. the winter nights get cold.
The Mulder glamour shot on his badge is the hilarious easter egg.
While watching DerpTube on a television via the ROKU interface, but controlling it through the mobile application, one has the ability to add videos to a queue. That does not seem possible on the mobile application alone or via website viewing. It’s my favorite feature and I really wish they would implement it across all platforms.
No Youtube so no documentary. Fight Club sleepy time DVD it is!
Just watch on invidous, presuming you can access it. Which, it seems you can.
Or, FC–not gonna dictate your viewing.
So, is Festus OK? Haven’t seen him for a few days.
Is straff around, or, wage-slaving it?
Who else are we missing…?
I’m lurking, as usual
That’s a fine lookin’ kitteh in your avatar. Yours?
l0–you know better than to ask about someone’s pu-
Cat. Someone’s cat….
half kitty, half demon from hell
So, a cat.
Great! Although, we aren’t missing you so much, now….
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I thought Festus had to go back to working for the Man and wasn’t going to be around as much.
Straffs around in the US mornings.
Haven’t seen TGA/Just Sayin in a while.
Look below. I’ve been working later so don’t get home until about an hour before the morning linx.
I think I’m close to a mental break. I’m shouting at inanimate objects, easily irritated and angry a lot. Right now I feel nothing, but I don’t know where the rest of it comes from. I need to fix it before I shout at people.
Iām shouting at inanimate objects, easily irritated and angry a lot
I’ve got bad news, sounds like you’re turning into me.
Oh that sounds like me and the weather last week. Remember that? Literally
oldman yells at cloud(s).You just need to don your “Happy Gloves” as described above. In all seriousness, sorry to hear that UCS. I’ve been swimming upstream for two weeks like a salmon or a spermatozoa but there won’t be any happy ending for Festus, just more of the same. I’m Sisyphus.
I think if every time he reached the top of the hill, as the rock was rolling down the far side, Sisyphus scuffed the ground with his foot, he’d eventually end up with a spot level enough for the rock to stay put.
That mythology is perverse enough so that if he attempted that gambit an eagle would swoop in and rip his balls off.
Morning LOL achieved. Thanks, Uncle F.
People must like me yelling at them, otherwise they wouldn’t keep on doing stupid shit.
Horn-honker, eh?
*squints*
Is that a euphemism?
Nope
I don’t lose it very often but I’m afraid that my default mode has become “Yosemite Sam grumble”.
sasafrassing… rrggrrgr
yep
At work last night, about 15 minutes before the store closed, a young man from the produce department was caught in the produce walk in, buggering a young man from the cashier/front end department. They were going at it hammer & tongs over a pallet of blueberries. The produce manager was called in and he came down spitting nails. They had to throw out a great deal of produce and I think they’re gonna pursue restitution for it from the lads.
Who gets busy in a chiller? Well, they do, apparently, but that seems less than ideal to me.
Shock-G (Humpty) once got busy in a Burger King bathroom….
Something something popped his blueberries.
“Boo-Berry Crunch” takes on a whole new meaning!
Thanks! I needed the laugh.
Did they stop when discovered?
Or was it a Kanye moment? I’m gonna let you finish kind of thing.
Back in my time it was the supply closet. Kids these days… Mind you, I did work in a few restaurant kitchens and those were like Caligua meets Animal House meets Skinner Box.
I’m wondering if the catcher had a serious case of blueballs.
They were playing Roman Invasion and he was just daubing a little woad on his front.