The Night Shift for February 8 15, 2020

by | Feb 15, 2020 | Daily Links, Fun, Night Shift | 272 comments

Editor’s note: You all know what happened. We dropped the ball and didn’t get the post scheduled last weekend. So here it is! Better late than never. Right?

 

My geographical area narrowly missed inclement weather.  However, I’m still cold, and my mind isn’t exactly a raging torrent filled with rivulets of thought (Seriously; me?!).  And, this is the Night Shift before VD…er, Valentine’s Day, and I’m sure there is plenty to be said about everyone’s favorite Hallmark moment.  So—click, read, comment:

 

Does this even merit an ‘Oops’?  Note to NY parasites:  CJ reform isn’t simply a matter of not prosecuting people.  Especially violent people.

And, you thought that Steve was the boorish one.

Maasai having fun.  From everything I’ve ever seen about them, the Maasai seem like some truly awesome people.

Physically impossible, you assholes!!

In Soviet Russia

Hey—as long as you did your best to avoid accountability or compassion

As seen over on the Glibs Discord server–  We have Crusty, but, they have Rickc-137.

Staying on topic (sort of):  Some people take that paleo diet stuff to the extreme.  Make those ‘teachers are full of crap’ jokes, people!

If any of you Nor’ Eastern folks can wrangle me up some Moon Mist ice cream,  there may just be a crisp fiver in it for ya…  Seriously, though, if you can, let’s talk acquisition and reimbursement.

Finally, I know that I usually link music in these things*.  However, given that virtually anyone not affected by TDS is a Russian agent, I figured some of you might want to go whole hog with it.  Пожалуйста.

 

OK, have at it; chat, link, talk about going to sleep—whatevs.  Oh, and hat tip to Derpy (where the hell has he gone?) for introducing me to the various works of the animator of that clip.  You’re my hero.

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272 Comments

  1. DEG

    A retiring Wisconsin English teacher cited for defecating in a public park for two years told authorities he was “being an idiot” and that he did it for convenience and to be disrespectful.

    Is he from Florida?

    • Festus

      Only if he stood up the used-over meth pipe in it.

  2. DEG

    A 5-year-old Colorado girl has died of a methamphetamine overdose after drinking water from her mother’s homemade bong.

    Fuck. I’m not going to read this. My mood is shitty enough as it is and my problems are nothing compared to some.

  3. DEG

    She went from working for tips to a six figure salary. If she can do it, other people can too. That’s really all most people mean by the phrase, i.e. apply yourself with effort and your circumstances can improve.

    “Apply yourself with effort”. I wish she hadn’t.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      She applied herself to accepting hand-outs to be a politician.

      She’ll be rich very soon.

      • Festus

        Living on the corner of Croesus and Mammon.

  4. DEG

    Rodriguez, 36, was found beaten to death Sunday outside a home in New Cassel, New York, the paper said.

    He also had information which would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

    • Festus

      Judge Judy is a cunte.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I find her enjoyable when she gets a real Wal-Mart denizen, which is often. That said, she’s not Justice Willett.

    • Rhywun

      Random allegations from decades ago. BURN HIM!

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        C’mon–regardless of the age, that’s right up his alley. Yes, it could be a ploy to get $ or be petty, but the man is just the type of asshole to have said those things.

      • Rhywun

        Oh of course.

        The question is… does it matter? something something cast stones…

  5. DEG

    A mix of banana, grape and bubble gum flavoured ice cream. Truly out of this world.

    Yuck.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Sorry; I’ll see if I can grab you some Cabbage ‘n’ Cream.

      • DEG

        Mint chocolate chip, Chocolate peanut butter, cookies and cream, and chocolate chip cookie dough are my favorite ice creams.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        German Chocolate is mine, but, bucket list.

  6. Chipwooder

    UVA had won five times in about a hundred years in Chapel Hill when Tony Bennett was hired 2009. Since then, they have four more in 10 years.

    • DEG

      A little bit of good dancing in there.

    • Festus

      I want girls to dress and look that way but not the smell. Talcum and tooth powder.

  7. Gustave Lytton

    Ingredients
    Modified milk ingredients, Cream, Sugars (sugar, glucose solids, dextrose), Natural and artificial flavour, Carrageenan, Cellulose gum, Guar gum, Mono and diglycerides, Polysorbate 80, Amaranth, Brilliant blue FCF, Sunset yellow FCF, Tartrazine.

    Fake ice cream.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      If I can find the “real” stuff, I’ll take it.

      • Nephilium

        It’s not hard to make…

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I’ll leave it to the professionals.

      • Gender Traitor

        Neph, if you’re ever in the Dayton area – especially in the general vicinity of the Air Force Museum – I recommend Spinoza’s in the Fairfield Commons Mall. Gourmet pizzas (and tasty salads if you’re doing low-carb,) a selection of craft brews, and gourmet ice cream they make on site. I recommended it to UCS for his trip to the AF Museum with his dad.

      • Nephilium

        Me and low carb don’t do well, at least for long periods of time. No plans to head down to Dayton soon, but there are plans to head down to Canal Winchester at some point in the next couple of months (I need to pick up some sours at the Brewdog facility there).

    • CPRM

      Luddite. Back in my day…

  8. CPRM

    C://import thread from dead thread

    CPRM on February 15, 2020 at 11:07 pm
    I have no doubt I can do the job I’ve been hired to do, but damn I’m still nervous as hell. I’m already prone to panic attacks; starting a new job, more hours than I’ve had to do in a long time, how those hours interact with my off-time activities like drinking, cartooning and freelance work; general dislike of change and new environments. But also how the more money can make those things better. Feels like the first day of school I have nightmares about all over. I hope I don’t go to work in nothing but my underwear.

    Reply
    slumbrew – double secret satan
    slumbrew – double secret satan on February 15, 2020 at 11:10 pm
    If it makes you feel better, I think everyone feels that way when approaching a new job.

    Everyone that cares, at least. I imagine people who don’t give a shit about their jobs may not.

    Reply
    Tundra
    Tundra on February 15, 2020 at 11:14 pm
    Change is good. You may find that the new lifestyle suits you better.

    In my experience, the more money thing sure helps knock down the anxiety. Like I said to LCDR_Fish, you are young. Plenty of time for changes.

    You are a talented and smart dude. Go get it.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      I didn’t write you in the last day or so, did I?

      • CPRM

        How the hell am I supposed to remember? You give me too much credit for attentionspan.exe

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Weii, if you saw an email from me very recently, and nothing about it was familiar, I did.

        Or, you have a crap email set-up.

        /could be both

      • CPRM

        Last one I got from you was on the 6th, is that recent?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Not enough for my curiosity.

      • CPRM

        Well, resend, I sent you something tonight as well.

    • DEG

      Sounds like normal new job jitters to me. I think you’ll do well.

    • Gender Traitor

      Best of luck with the new gig! Does it start on Monday?

      • CPRM

        Orientation Monday, shift starts Tuesday.

      • Gender Traitor

        Which shift? Will you & Diggy be chatting all night?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Trying to chat all night with me is tough/boring, and I don’t recom-

        Wait….

      • CPRM

        I will get home about 10:30 CT, so I’ll be here for late night, not sure how long I’ll stay on as apposed to now.

  9. DEG

    One of these days I will sit up all night and hang out with the night shift crew.

    This is not that night.

    ‘Night folks!

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Enjoy your chocolate!

      • Festus

        Danced himself out last night, I’d wager. Probably had more fun than TH so there is that.

  10. Chafed

    That’s a sweet cat. I’ve had a few that have done that.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Chafed, with the kitty boops!

      • Chafed

        I used to have a sweetheart who would come up on my chest, stretch out with both paws and gently place them on my cheeks. Some times he fell asleep that way.

    • Gender Traitor

      Our new cat – the one that has latched onto me like stink on shit – often gives me the bump-his-head-against-my-forehead move that apparently means that I’m “in his tribe.” (Or maybe “in his pride” since that’s more of a cat thing.)

      • Festus

        When they give you the slow blink it’s either a sign of trust or they are lulling you into senescence. Mine haven’t devoured me yet so I’m banking on the former.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, yeah! I learned about the slow blink from Jackson Galaxy. I miss that show! I might need it more now – new kitteh is more mischievous than our previous kitteh. Durn good thing he’s cute & affectionate.

      • Gender Traitor

        This week, New Kitteh discovered toilet paper…and the fact that it unrolls. Had to turn the roll around THE WRONG WAY, which is really messing with my potty training. ***SIGH!!!*** And I’d been doing so well… : (

      • Festus

        Aw. Mr. GT ain’t that old yet!

      • Rhywun

        discovered toilet paper

        Ha I remember that period with mine. Coming home from work to find shredded toilet paper strewn about the apartment…

      • Festus

        The best part is when its the last roll in the house.

      • Chafed

        (((Tribe))) is right.

  11. Pan Zagloba

    As seen over on the Glibs Discord server– We have Crusty, but, they have Rickc-137.

    Rick’s desperate attempts to seize the Crown of Derp from Mythical are the best plotline on discord, not gonna lie.

    • Gender Traitor

      Is Discord strictly an app-based thing that must be downloaded, rather than a website? I’ve thought about looking into it, but I’m wary of apps. Too many – especially phone-based ones – claim they need to have access to every bit of personal info on your device. At that point, I usually say, “Thanks anyway. I don’t need it THAT much.” Would Discord take over my laptop?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        No, it’s probably more website, as it’s used by gamers who stream, for some part of their chat.

        You just have to have an invite code for some servers, such as the glibs’ server.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is the Glibs’ Discord server as much fun as it is here?

      • Rhywun

        I found it too disorienting to follow. Lots of channels or whatever it’s called.

      • Festus

        Got invited early on but it was just way too much to process. Hard enough to keep up here.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        The layout is fairly easy, but everything is in ‘real time’, which is why overnights is pretty good for catching up; not so good for quick feedback.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I’ve gotten in to the habit of checking various threads every night. But, no one is every on (beyond a straggler popping in and out), so no real interaction for me.

        Do see many dank themes, yo. Many due to Rick C-137.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Wait–MLT? She has the Derp crown?? And, here I was, thinking it was Derpetologist.

      • Chafed

        Why is MLW hanging out there instead of here? I want more Charmed reviews.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        That seems to be her main hang–why, I don’t know. But, most of the glibs that answered my question as to why they are there is because of the immediacy of feedback.

      • Chafed

        Clearly she doesn’t know about the snappy reparte (sp?) during Night Shift.

  12. peachy rex

    For the first time ever, I have attended operas on consecutive nights. Naturally, I had a 20 minute wait for the bus home last night, when it was 7 degrees (real people degrees, not that metric crap)… and a 3 minute wait tonight, when it was 28.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      I have attended operas on consecutive nights

      And then your monocle fell out?

      • Festus

        of xer bum?

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      So, you’re doing penance, then.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        I enjoyed the heck out of the one opera I’ve been to; Don Giovanni. It’s hilarious how that opera is now “problematic” – he ends up going to Hell for his actions, but apparently that’s not woke enough these days.

    • CPRM

      Theatre (that’s right, the douchy spelling) was my minor, but we never got into opera. That’s how lame it is.

    • Chafed

      Lose a bet or getting laid?

    • Akira

      Which operas??

      I got into it a few years ago, although I’m really not sure when the moment was that I decided to do that. It was part of this undertaking to become more acquainted with major cultural works in literature, poetry, classical music, etc.

      I remember starting out with Gilbert & Sullivan (which I still enjoy listening to sometimes) and branched out into other big names, mostly Verdi. I’m currently reading a book called “A Mad Love” which is sort of an introduction to the history and elements of opera (although I’m dismayed that the author felt the need to slip in blatant Leftist political messages all throughout the text).

      I particularly enjoyed La Traviata by Verdi and Tannhauser by Wagner. I know those are very “mainstream” in the opera world. But I like to study them three different ways in isolation: Watch a video performance with subtitles, listen to a performance of the music, and read the libretto. It’s very hard to find videos of lesser-known operas that are both of decent quality and accompanied by English subtitles. I’ve been searching like hell to find Les Troyennes by Berlioz to no avail.

      What are your favorites, and what do you like about them?

  13. Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

    Reading of yet another leftist attacking someone in a MAGA hat.

    They always seem to pick people who can’t fight back (for whatever reason). Funny how that happens.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      And/or it’s just a sucker-punch.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Well, I throw that in with the “whatever reason”. I am truly waiting on reading about an epic choke-slam on a proto-commie dildo who picks the wrong target.

        But, let’s be honest–they know how to spot the one least likely to do anything and/or do something that can’t be countered.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        this is the closest I’ve seen to something that would have justified a massive beating, but he settled for just shaming the dude.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I get pissed when I see shit like the Florida van man, and no one has the decency to be carrying. I mean–it’s FLORIDA, dammit! Stand yer fuckin’ ground!

      • Chafed

        That’s the part that astounds me. So far not one of them had a gun. It’s like they don’t know how to shitlord.

      • Festus

        Epic

    • LJW

      Much like ANTIFA, they only seem to work in areas with heavy restrictions on guns. Gee I wonder why?

  14. Festus

    That Kenny Winker feller is a Glib or should be, tri-corn-hat, fishnets and all.

  15. commodious spittoon

    The fuck did everyone go?

    • straffinrun

      Digby came like a thief in the night.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Dude! You got a camera in here, or…

      • straffinrun

        Just take the sheets with you.

      • commodious spittoon

        Well as long as he’s not spreading it around.

      • commodious spittoon

        I think the guy who claimed he’d walk a thousand miles for his girlfriend would probably walk like six before bailing. Awhile back when I was carless and full of piss and drinking too much I made myself walk home after work instead of calling up my brother. That was a two hour trudge of six miles or so. Listen, lady, unless your vagina is the fountain of youth, I’m not walking more than a couple miles to lay on top of you.

      • Festus

        Prideful walking is the best walking. This is known.

      • Festus

        That’s when the most nefarious murder schemes are hatched.

  16. straffinrun

    You’re here?

      • straffinrun

        Hair isn’t supposed to be spaghetti strings.

      • Gender Traitor

        My favorite Beatles song, just ahead of “Octopus’s Garden”!

      • straffinrun

        Day in the Life. Still sucks me back to my youth.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, boy.

      • straffinrun

        Cat Butt! Stat!

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        For Ballad?? Geeze, you guys suck…

      • Gender Traitor

        ^(^
        (*)

      • straffinrun

        The Japanese pretend Yoko never existed. We should follow.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I’m good, as long as she isn’t singing, or talking, and I don’t have to look at her (which is why I run it on another tab).

      • Festus

        She killed the Beatles just as sure as Courteny killed Kurt. She stole their Mojo, Baby!

      • Rhywun

        Hard to pick a favorite but most of them are on Revolver.

      • Festus

        “Here Comes The Sun” for highly personal reasons.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I grew up on the Sgt. Pepper’s album.

      • Rhywun

        Revolver is my favorite album but With a Little Help from My Friends is one of my favorite tracks if only because of the central role it plays in one of my favorite hippie author’s books.

  17. CPRM

    I’m here?

    • straffinrun

      ?

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      You’re somewhere other than else, man!

  18. hayeksplosives

    I love streaming shows on Netflix through ROKU.

    Just binged some season 1 Cheers.

    Earlier I watched the Netty White special. A lovely nostalgic romp.

    • straffinrun

      Why is it called Roku? Means “six”.

      • straffinrun

        Or “record”. Never mind.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        You’ll want 6, for around the house?

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Is that Betty White?

      • hayeksplosives

        Yes”. No idea how it came out “Netty”

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I know that feeling…

        So, it was a good show?

      • commodious spittoon

        My ex is named Annette. I called her Nettie. That’s a fun name. If I had to invent the perfect girlfriend, she’d have the intelligence of Shawn, the disposition of Molly, the body of Tanya, and the kinda dumb quiescent loyalty of Kaitlyn. And she’d be named Annette.

  19. CPRM

    Ok, Monday’s training is in the morning, so I’m going to try to wake up in the morning tomorrow to get ready, I’m bad at doing that.

    • straffinrun

      You just get up and go in. You do what they want. Go home and do it again the next day. No big secret.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Whee! Make the hamster wheel turn!

    • Festus

      I am either “spring out of bed” or lay around like a tired dog in the sunbeam. Problem being that the former usually happens for no reason and the latter wants to catch me when I least expect it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Whatever you do, don’t get addicted to the snooze button.

      • Festus

        Or have a power outage in the middle of the night. Or trust someone else to set it. (lost a job because let Ex set the alarm and she mistook AM for PM)

  20. straffinrun

    Michael Malice does an extended interview with a comedian that’s on the spectrum. The guy sure does like talking about himself.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzxvw_5Z-Tw

    • Festus

      Must have been REALLY drunk that week… I don’t remember doing anyone’s pod-cast at all…

      • straffinrun

        Big difference. You’re funny.

      • Festus

        Thanks Straff! I try. Too hard.

  21. Gender Traitor

    Well fellas, I need to scrape this cat off my lap and head to b

    • Gender Traitor

      Oops! Cat’s forcing me to type with one hand. Gotta head to bed. Thanks, Diggy! Nighty night, all!

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        ‘Night.

      • Nephilium

        Heading to bed… but to translate, your pussy is forcing you to type with one hand?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Hmmm…..

        /I’ll allow it

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Saw them in…’93? Dag opened for them, and were so much better

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Is the b being a b?

    • straffinrun

      Night. I think Tundra has been drinking. We’ll see how long he lasts.

    • Festus

      Night, GT. Toilet paper is a fungible but a kitteh’s love lasts somewhat longer. I think it’s cool that you two rescued that feller.

  22. Chafed

    Your music link immediately made me think of Washington. I’m glad to see this is the same guy. Good stuff.

  23. Mojeaux

    I’m working on digitizing my keepsakes (most of them).

    Yanno, I’m a wreck right now, but … wow. I would not go back and relive all that shit (currently in 2001) for all the tea in China.

    Give me someone else’s problems? I flict my problems on someone else?

    Hell, just don’t give me the problems I had back then.

    • commodious spittoon

      It’s hard to hear you with the problems, ‘cuz it’s like hearing mom talk about problems. I think I’ll call you Momjeaux, because you’re so motherly.

      • Mojeaux

        LOL Awwwww, that’s kinda sweet. ???

      • commodious spittoon

        You can tell what a great son I am, because rather than trying to help I instantly complain, redirect, and do nothing substantial.

      • Festus

        CS bringing the burn and a beautiful redirect from Momjeaux! I love this place.

      • commodious spittoon

        Mom keeps complaining that I’m not helping her in her old age, which is really upsetting because I didn’t think she has my new number.

        Momjeaux: I know you’re not as old as mom. Also don’t tell her about my jokes, I know you have her email.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      I don’t want to go back for a re-live situation without my current knowledge.

      With it, though…yep, in a heartbeat.

      • commodious spittoon

        I mean… the stock tips alone.

        Fuck you, Bob Seger, tell my dissolute past self what I don’t know now, I’d be billionaire.

      • commodious spittoon

        Could you imagine getting into bitcoin mining with your sad GeForce 8400GS in 2008?

    • Festus

      2001 still had teenagers in the house. That’s a hard NOPE even if there was a shit-ton of joy mixed in with the sorrow. Used to enjoy a lot of life’s simple pleasures. I want my body back and the physical abilities that I took for granted but as for the rest? That drunken loud-mouth can fuck right off.

    • Nephilium

      Nope. I know what I went through. I know what my sister went through (for the most part). Do you really want to trade?

  24. straffinrun

    Well fellas, I need to scrape this cat off my grill and get my butt home. Have fun.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Grill
      Cat
      Butt

      • Festus

        First three songs on the album?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I tend to hate the single-name thing for songs, when it;s done on virtually every song on an album.

        But, OK!

      • Festus

        Not a big Tool fan then. Noted.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Not at all.

  25. LJW

    https://youtu.be/8OJnkJqkyio

    Holy shit this is crazy and scary at the same time. I’d love to know the science behind deep fakes and how easy or hard it is to determine if something is faked.

    • Chafed

      That is remarkable. Oddly, I didn’t even realize that was Tom Holland until the end. I thought it was Michael J. Fox.

      • Festus

        metoo

    • Festus

      Yup. It’s getting seamless so whomever controls the narrative will control the truth. I never thought I’d see this in my lifetime but here we are.

    • KSuellington

      When I saw this video a year or so back I realized anything could be done. Video evidence is going to be very suspect in the future.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWrhRBb-1Ig

      • Chafed

        I strongly suspect it will become inadmissible without an eye witness to as authenticate the content.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        First, Tango and Cash taught us to distrust audio evidence. Now, we got the deepfakes*.

        What’s next, psychics??

        *Looker taught us about deepfakes back in 198…1? 2? Eh, poor Albert Finney…

  26. hayeksplosives

    Boy, I dropped like a rock when my head hit the pillow.

    But I’m here now!

    Thanks for the Russian lynx, Lord Digby 😉

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      You know it, Tsarina ??

      • hayeksplosives

        ?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Any chance you’ll splurge on that?

      • Chafed

        Gave my wife the Scottish ladyship for Valentines Day. She liked it.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        She damn well better have!

        Can’t be dissin’ my man Chafed’s overtures…

  27. hayeksplosives

    I’m going to try out a new church tomorrow. The one I waa kinda liking in San Marcos had a sudden departure of its senior pastor and so far they haven’t filled the spot. I’d like to know the backstory on that one.

    Tomorrow I’m trying a larger church that seems healthy. I don’t need to get pressed into service again. As my sister-in-law says “Sometimes you just need to hang on the vine”.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Definitely. New attendees/members should get a honeymoon phase at their new church, so they can get established. If there is a need for them right off the bat, and they are OK with it, sure. Otherwise, new parishioners need an adjustment phase.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, the church we attended in Minnesota was a small one that needed all the help it could get. The first time we went happened to be a potluck after service, and the pastor insisted we stay even though we hadn’t brought anything.

        The pastor sat with us at our table at lunch and I let slip that the spouse was a bass player.

        The very next week, we attended and were sitting in the pew after everyone else had filed out. The pastor came to my husband and said “I think the Lord is calling you to play bass,” he said dryly, because the young bass player had SUCKED in the service music.

        So he tried out with the band and was immediately signed on. I started helping in the A/V booth. Within months, I was on the church council. Within a couple of years, I was the council chair. (Yeah, laugh it up.) Served in that capacity from 2009-2017. I think it’s because I knew how to run a meeting.

        Anyway, it ended up OK because the people there were wonderfully normal and very open about being flawed works-in-progress. But I don’t have the time or mental energy to jump in right now.

        I’ll attend tomorrow and get a feel for the place.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Well, if you like them, but still get that kind of pressure, don’t be afraid of ‘no, thank you’. If a pastor won’t take no for an answer, you gotta wonder how effective they are in Gospel matters.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yup.

    • Chafed

      If that doesn’t work out you can come to Congregation Bnai Chaim next Saturday. ?

      • hayeksplosives

        Ummm…..Nope.

      • Festus

        Someone linked a branch of Crowley’s church in a previous post. They seem nice.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Passover is coming up… needing fresh blood?

      • hayeksplosives

        SO IT’S TRUE!!111!!11

        I knew (((they))) were up to something.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Those matzos won’t bake themselves!

  28. Nephilium

    Well, it’s late for me. And it’s late enough for me to say that I’ve made it through a Friday and Saturday of being on call, when I didn’t get called. I call that a win. Now I’m currently trying to find a way to schedule a massage around when I’m doing a spin class.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Yep, that is a “win”.

    • Chafed

      That’s Charlie Sheen level winning. Now go get yourself some cocaine and a pair of hookers.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      I am almost–ALMOST–of the opinion that it’s worth the $ he steals (from other people) if it would guarantee Bloomers’ total political demise.

  29. Festus

    Question for the Glibs. We’ve got a huge natural gas project up here that cuts straight across the Province to a deep-water port. The largest infrastructure project in our history and yet even though the elected councils of every Indian Band have signed off, there are a few hereditary chiefs causing major problems and it is becoming a cross-country problem. They’re stopping rail traffic, sabotaging bridges and the like. Every court decision has ruled against them thus far but they’re well-funded by the like of the Tides Foundation and have dug in their heels. Understand, this is going to be nothing more than a hundred foot wide right of way with a buried pipe that won’t need much maintenance at all once installed. This is “unceded land” which means that the band has never signed a formal treaty with the Government of Canada. That being said, what right do a group of malcontents that lost elections have to ham-string a project of this magnitude? Fully 40% of the work force are natives. I know that most of us don’t care for eminent domain but this is all so much theatrics. We have to kowtow to royals again?

    • hayeksplosives

      It this the one they call Pipeline 3 that is being routed through Minnesota, or a different one?

      • Festus

        Oh no, this cuts across the middle of my province. Never mind the fact that there are a bunch of them running through there. It’s just the same tired bullshit being funded by the same tired assholes but it’s disrupting the country. Hereditary Chiefs are princes in name alone unless it suits the Gretas of the world. Just wait until the oil pipeline to Vancouver gets a-building…

      • hayeksplosives

        Interesting about the elected council vs. hereditary “royalty”. They should restrict the unelected chiefs to purely ceremonial roles and let the elected folks reflect the will of the tribe.

      • Festus

        *Krabappel laugh* Ha! Those places are more dis-functional than any city-slickers Appalachian fever dream. I lived it. Festus knows… It really is that bad.

      • hayeksplosives

        I know what you mean. Indian reservations are depressing places. I get that the intent was to try and preserve their way of life, but in the end it has just sentenced generations to hopelessness and despair. And the bottle.

        Native Americans have the highest high school drop out rate in the country.

        I tutored a member of the Chickasha Nation when I was in high school. The kid expressed that he was trapped because he wanted to leave the old ways and go get a degree, but that he didn’t feel like he felt in with non-natives, but his tribal elders gave him crap for wanting to “westernize”. Poor dude was doomed.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        That is just weird. And sad. When I’ve been in OK, Some tribes have pretty slick commercials touting the tribe, and how…modern, I guess, they are. Going by them, you’d think that they really have it together, and have merged/integrated into US ways rather well.

        Damned Hopiwood glitz…

      • hayeksplosives

        The so-called “5 Civilized Tribes” (Cherokee, Chickasha, Seminole, Creek, and Chocktaw) integrated rather well with the colonists for years. Many Cherokees embraced the southern plantation model and owned slaves and made tons of cash.

        But they were marched west on the Trail of Tears anyway.

        Pardon me for Cliff Clavening out here, but a little known fact is that the last confederate general to surrender in the Civil War was a Cherokee named Stand Watie. His great-great grandson was my history teacher in junior high.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Any chance he’s still teaching? I hate to say it, but, that fact would probably be soooo problematic in this day and age.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rifles for Watie was a childhood favorite.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nah, I’m sure he’s long retired if not also no longer with us.

        A real shame though. I wish we had more of that type of teacher: men who know history and study it, not wrestling and football coaches.

        And let’s face it, nowadays public schools are feminist dominated indoctrination camps.

      • hayeksplosives

        Also, I must submit a correction. My memory failed me. My history teacher was a grandson of Quanah Parker, last chief of the Comanche.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quanah_Parker

      • hayeksplosives

        Here was my teacher: Quanah Cox.

        “Quanah Edward Cox, 81, longtime Duncan, OK educator and coach, died on Monday, July 16, 2012 at the Lawton/ Fort Sill Veterans Center, Lawton, OK.”

        May he R.I.P.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Always sorry to hear that a good teacher has passed.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      I would wager they are doing so because they can, and now is the time to do so, considering how much social cache “racist” has in polite company (heh). There will always be people who are willing to cut off the proverbial nose, and haven’t exactly learned about “best interests”. Or, count it with other metrics.

      Do you think there are any Canadian courts who are willing to us ED on this against First Nations?

      • Festus

        The NG company has won every court decision thus far but the Supreme Court is full of commies. Same with the oil pipeline. Even with our commie Provincial government against it. I dunno. Bread will be buttered on both sides and everyone walks away happy except the Canadian tax-payer. It’s the idea of “Royals” being able to veto anything that sticks in my craw. You reign over nothing. You are a conquered people.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        You are a conquered people.

        ::sticks fingers in ears::

        LALALALALA I can’t hear you!

        /proglodytes

      • Festus

        “Erections have consequences”

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        You peekin’?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Or, peakin’?

      • Festus

        Well I’m at least 1/32nd and maybe as much as 1/8 Cree depending on family lore and straight up look-see. Grandma wanted to “pass” but Mother tried to embrace the label for prog points. Great Grandma looked like a tiny old Indian lady in the rest home when they forced us to visit her. Always kept candies under her pillow which we would dutifully eat. Stopped speaking English after awhile and returned to her native (ha) tongue.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I’m 1/16th. Of which tribe, I know not. Oklahoman, in any event.

    • Festus

      The “Be Mein” one is the keeper.

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s a tough call, but that is pretty good.

  30. Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

    So, if any remembers (and cares), you know I ordered a sword through Amazon back between Christmas and NY, that had to come from China.

    ::sigh::

    Yeah, it hasn’t arrived. In fact, the last morsel of info on it was it leaving a Chinese town/mail hub on 1/2, and, that was a USPS note. Based on that alone, it never made land-fall in the US. I’ve told the ‘store’ that I intend to ask for a refund.

    While it’s somewhat trying it parse their Engrish, it can be done. They keep pushing me to call the USPS toll-free # to check on it–dudes, I get daily updates from the po-po; there is literally no info available, and I’ve already started a search request with USPS.

    It. Is. Lost. Give me my money back. I would love to have the thing (COVIDS be damned), but, it’s nowhere!

    Aaaaand, that’s one rant. I have others.

    • hayeksplosives

      A lord and his sword are parted?!? GASP!

      This cannot stand!

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        It cannot. Damn whoever has perpetrated this!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Funny, wife had an order from China also fail to ship circa same time period. First item shipped about 2-3 weeks prior. Company stopped responding via email and phone goes to voicemail. I’m wondering the the Wuflu/extended Chinese New Year is behind the strange behavior. They did apparently just respond to PayPal (with the tracking number for the original item that was shipped).

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        I have done as much sleuthing as I can about when/where for this shipper. Not in Wuhan, and not exactly close, but, who knows. There was a lot of info from pick-up to (what I think is) the country departure, due to that entry coming from USPS. Then, nada. And, as far as I can tell, it would have made the US before we started doing any kind of customs holds/quarantine. Even then, the info would/should have updated since then. But 6-7 weeks is just way too long for this.

      • Festus

        No worries. We’re all gonna die.

    • Festus

      Run it through your home autoclave and I’m sure you’ll be fine. Maybe don some UCS “Chinese Sword Gloves” just to be sure.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        Well, I have to get the thing first. But, yes–a quick autoclave shpritz and…well, I’ve said too much already.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      Now, there’s a good kitty.

      • hayeksplosives

        Another good kitty. Youtube, but no volume needed.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CssbYauMNdw

        It’s a cat soothing a crying baby. You should see the cat’s look of smug satisfaction (even judgmentalness of the inept human parents?) at about 1:25 min.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

        “What? What was so hard about this, ‘human’?”

    • Festus

      That is so cool! I wonder if kitteh it feeling him up for the roasting pan, though.

      • hayeksplosives

        Having owned a parrot once myself, I can attest that because parrots don’t flit quickly around like outdoor song birds, cats treat them very differently. The cats seem to know that the parrots are intelligent and will eff the cats up if they make a wrong move.

      • Festus

        Plus the actual “Fuck Off!” if a parrot-bird gets agitated. They can sound disturbingly human. Cats respond to that.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA
      • Festus

        I had an upstairs neighbor that I never met who owned a parrot that would sing bars all day long. “La la la la la la laaaaa” I wanted to keeel that bird.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I got a bit tired of my bird too, and when I had to rehome it because I was going to grad school in Sweden, I was kinda relieved.

        Went to a veterinary student who was specializing in avian and other exotic pets.

      • hayeksplosives

        I knew a parrot that belonged to a friend who also owned a cat. The parrot would say in the owner’s voice “Here, Kitty kitty kitty” until the kitty approached the parrot perch, whereupon the parrot would drop something onto the cat (toys, food bits, whatever) and laugh and laugh at the cat.

        Parrots are too damned smart and needy of emotional and mental stimulation to be kept in a cage as pets. They are not domesticated; I suspect most of them are in enormous mental torture in captivity.

  31. hayeksplosives

    New Hampshire resident Mark Steyn reacts to the NH primary results:

    Mark Steyn said on “Fox & Friends” on Wednesday that the media, specifically CNN, will normalize Sen. Bernie Sanders’ socialism after their failed “Elizabeth Warren hit job,” adding that he thinks “there’s a little bit of danger there…

    “He’s not a Danish or Norwegian socialist,” Steyn explained. “He’s a total failed-state socialist, hardcore Venezuelan socialist. And I think you’ll start to see CNN, MSNBC, those guys, actually start to normalize those views.”

    https://www.steynonline.com/9981/live-free-or-bern

  32. Festus

    Sorry folks, gotta bail! Thanks Diggus for putting this up and special thanks to the lovely lady for her Yusefsplosion. You guys really are the best!

  33. hayeksplosives

    Well, I m finding it a struggle to keep my eyes open. G’night, Diggy.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      G’night, M’Lady.

  34. Gustave Lytton

    Yes! My YouTube algorithm bending is working! I’m getting ads in nihongo now.

    • Lord Digby: Elitist SCUBA

      The last algorithm bender?

  35. JD is Unemployed

    East coast Glibs are now waking up, glancing bleary eyed at the clock radio, stumbling into the bathroom, and peeing as straight and true as they can. Perhaps they head to the kitchen next to put on some coffee, or perhaps they head back to bed for a Sunday morning snooze. It won’t be long before the more westerly Glibs follow suit, all in time for the morning links.

    • Ted S.

      My work schedule is fucked up, and I was awake at 3:30 this morning.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Oh man. Working today?

      • Ted S.

        No; I worked 4-noon yesterday.

      • JD is Unemployed

        I think I’d be happy with that shift. Quiet drive to work, then the whole afternoon to do my own thing after.

      • UnCivilServant

        But then you wake up at 330 on a sunday…

      • Ted S.

        Normally I do 6-2:30, but I wanted to get my eight hours over with. The problem is having to go to bed earlier than normal on Saturday night, and then waking up early on Sunday.

    • UnCivilServant

      No coffee, and the morning bathroom break is for solid waste disposal.

      • JD is Unemployed

        You mean you don’t pee first, or like, at all? Dehydrated much? Or, do you get up to pee in the night more?

      • UnCivilServant

        You seem a mite over-interested in my bathroom proclivities. Are you sure you’re not German?

      • Tres Cool

        +2 Scheiß-pr0n

      • JD is Unemployed

        It’s too early for that sort of thing, Ted. It’s always too early for that sort of thing come to think of it.

      • JD is Unemployed

        *Tres

      • Ted S.

        You think I’m interested in Scheißeporn?

      • JD is Unemployed

        Lol. I just figured it was weird you come in right away with an apparent absolute rule about what morning bathroom breaks are for. It’s probably just a wording thing. I defied your decree and just peed as soon as I got up this morning, solids not being immediately available for dispatch.

      • UnCivilServant

        What made you think that was a rule for you?

      • JD is Unemployed

        I thought it was a rule for everyone!