Fuck that place.
Today was a target rich environment. I leave it to you Glibs to dig up the gold, because there was plenty of it.
We miss ya, Buddy.
Tuesday night ooooooopen post!
About The Author
Spudalicious
Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…
I leave it to you Glibs to dig up the gold, because there was plenty of it.
This gold probably isn’t worth a lot of money though.
Damn, how long does it take to fix a vote count?
It has only been hours, not days.
If it is incompetence rather than it being who counts the votes that matters, then maybe they should have asked Joe Biden to recommend some coal miners to make the app. #learntocode
How much tax money or money borrowed to be repaid by taxes is going to spent on this fiasco?
is everything Taxes with you? it’s getting old, have fun, I guess,
Government by donation not taxation.
I read that somewhere. Was that before or after the part where I read That rough trade is the only “real” form of sex? I know it came after the part about why it’s totes cool to cheat on your SO if it’s with a young hottie but not OK when the hottie dumps you for a younger model.
Wait a minute… same cheese picture, SP – Spudalicious, you and OMWC bicker like an old married couple…am I the last one to figure this out?
Nods slowly.
He’s not strong enough to chain me to the toilet.
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Life, the Universe and Everything?
Nah, just that hot foreign looking girl. Not sure what ethnicity that likely is, but I like it.
14. Comes with her own Canon.
What is a billy bumbler, Tulpa.
I know!
Well! We’re waiting!
Dark Tower companion
Yes.
Is it like a bobby dazzler only completely different?
*glares intensely*
…you fuckin with me?
What’s a Bobby dazzler?
All I know is that when the metal detection expert on Curse of Oak Island finds a particularly blingy artifact, that’s what he calls it.
Gotcha. Never got into that show. More of a Gold Rush fan myself.
It’s a fictional character. Like a small dog but can mimic human speech.
Thanks and fuck off, Tulpa.
64.
Put a small child next to them. I can’t choose without seeing their offspring.
And to think we used to have to make do with an occasional Lobster Girl.
“And to think we used to have to make do with an occasional Lobster Girl.”
“you can’t beat cheese”
But you can beat meat?
And you can cream cheese.
Clearwater, Iowa. We got to keep Wayland but lost Buddy, the Big Bopper and Richie Valens. Now Wayland’s gone. I’d rather listen to any of that group of four than the top four from today’s fiasco. The American people were the big losers.
Right there with ya.
It was one of those days that one remembers where you were when it happened. I was going to school in NJ on that fateful day/night.
Today’s music sucks because it isn’t musical , EDM is better than the crap coming out now
/Classical music fan
I started listening to EDM for working out, and damn if I haven’t developed a taste for it.
Meth does that to you.
according to my Fitbit I’m burning 1000 calories/hour now.
Bernie, Joe, Liz, and Pete. People of any gender and orientation. I present to you. The new Million Dollar Quartet. Less than 50 Million because of Warren and less than a Billion because of Sanders who was against millionaires in the 2016 cycle before his wife became one.
Pete Won! til they found out he was a homey lomey….
Make mine Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee and Johnny C. or any of the 4
/country boy/
Bowie, Lemmy, Entwhistle and Bonham,
/I like Rock too,
Buck Owens? big favorite for me,
/thanks Mom!
I existed (not really lived) in Mason City for a minute. Clearwater could be considered, fairly, a suburb of Mason City. They have a huge celebration every year to mark the Day the Music Died. It’s kinda creepy, like a yearly celebration of someone dying…
Wypipo suk amirite?
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/feb/4/joy-behar-blames-democrats-iowa-caucus-disaster-on/
Why don’t they go to a blue state and do it?
Maxine/AOC 2024
I get that it’s tongue in cheek, but NO, White People are just fine, Wypipo however, can Fuck Right Off!
/sick of horrible spelling….
The fun fact is that it’s not tongue in cheek. This is what the elite actually believe.
Wypipo is a racist mispronounciation attributed to blacks.
I don’t get why black people insist on using such racist language.
^this
Why don’t you ax them?
“Why are they doing it in a red state?” Ms. Behar asked.
The state that launched Obama in the 08 caucus? The state that voted Obama in 08 and 12? The state that gave use Tom Fucking Harkin for three decades?
Ms Behar can go fuck herself.
Hey!
You didn’t need all of that explanation to state the obvious…
A red state that had voted Democrat for president in 6 of the last 8 elections.
Stupid rednecks voting for the gay guy.
We still talking about Obama?
I’ve been thinking of putting a statue of Joy Behar in our garden.
It’d make the roses more beautiful.
Someone forgot to check the “featured image” box when he drunk-posted.
At least there’s no sidebar, shitlord. And I’m enacting your labor, so GFY.
IMO, just destruction of the English language is just another part of the Gramscian March through the institutions,
I am White! not Wypipo,
*rubs yusef’s shoulders*
Easy there, champ. Q is just funnin’.
🙂
Will the White House Order New Federal Architecture To Be Classical?
Finally.
I kinda like the one in Austin.
I like the one in Miami too. Has a tough of midcentury modern and art deco, which goes with the Miami aesthetic.
The one in San Francisco is disgusting.
I like the U.S. Courthouse in Kansas City, too.
The federal building here is ugly but not Brutalist ugly.
I’m OK with this. Most modern architecture is complete trash.
So I wrote this a few years ago about this. It’s grown on me a little, I must admit. It’s very nice on the inside.
Buffalo’s Albright-Knox Gallery is building (another) hideous new addition too. Thought admittedly this one is better than the sixties one.
I’ve been to the Nelson a few times since the additions and you’re right, Mo. The interior space works really well. Alas, the outside still looks like eroded Legos.
Right. They could have gotten that kind of massive interior wall space in a more beautiful exterior.
Fuck you, Stupid Sportswriter, this MVP was DESERVED!
Oh that’s nice! We like the Honey Badger aka The Landlord.
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That clears things up.
Has anyone posted betting odds on how long into the SotU Donald J. Trump will bring up impeachment/trial?
I’m hoping he makes a slight about the Iowa caucus. That would be the best part of the speech.
The entire speech will consist of him coming out, dropping trou and mooning Pelosi, while he yells “impeach this, bitch!”
It will be both the shortest, and best, SOTU speech ever given.
So, Bloomberg is doubling his ad spending? Big Deal. What’s another few hundred mil to Mikey McDuck – there’s lots more in the money bin.
This. however, got me:
“A Bloomberg aide said the campaign would expand its staff to more than 2,100 people nationwide and double its TV advertising in every market where it is currently advertising.”
I’ve never worked on a campaigne and know nothing about them, but 2,000 fucking employees? Is this normal? I guess all that money has to be spent somewhere.
TW: Huffpo
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-bloomberg-campaign-expands_n_5e39e332c5b670682953390e
1900 is them are Instagram ambassadors.
Do kids still use Instagram? I’m currently boycotting Pinterest. I don’t think the kids do Pinterest.
The Joy of Cooking Naked
There’s a photo, and…well…I do declare…
Hot, melted cheese scalding an ancient nude body.
Go on…
I too enjoy romping in my birthday suit, but I have no interest in hot liquids and exposed genitalia.
…and the Joy of Eating Naked as well
Kudos to the Democratic Party for redistributing so many of Bernie’s votes to other candidates. It really is unfair for so many votes to be concentrated in just one candidate’s hands like that, and you know he only managed it by exploiting his position of power over candidates lower on the totem poll.
There sure is a fuckton of ugly people at the state of the union.
Those are elite congresspeople. The ones who are qualified to craft our utopian future.
Not even 1% of which are qualified to fondle my balls.
Senator sorority girl can fondle my everything. Likewise for Temptress Tulsi.
And disgraced Katie Hill…that dirty girl…
She’s cute. Got a bit of a (((nose))), but that’s not where I’m looking…
Also, I like Tulsi. She believes ridiculous economic theories, but she seems a class act. A veteran who wants to end the wars, attractive, and she even tweeted best wishes to Rush after he announced that he had cancer.
All the hot call girls are waiting back at the hotel rooms.
When did James Carville become an Alt-Right Nazi?
https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2020/02/04/james-carville-panics-sanders-scared-death-want-ideological-cult/
Don’t worry, it’s not like he suddenly discovered principles – he’ll still vote for Bernie.
I couldn’t decide which “state of the union watching party” to attend tonight so I stayed home.
All charges against California surgeon and his girlfriend who were accused of drugging and raping 1,000 women will be dropped as prosecutors say they found NO evidence of the crimes
His infuriating hair is to blame.
He is the Wilt Chamberlain of raping unconscious women.
The Democrat women are in white again, but they keep forgetting the hoods.
And I seriously doubt any are virgins.
I won’t make it through the whole speech, but I look forward to the morning recap and hot takes.
?
Nancy looks like the Joker.
As she is pretending to follow along with the speech.
I’d love to know the name of that lipstick color. It might be “Joker Red”.
Some congresswomen just want to watch the world burn.
And if they’re from California they frequently get to.
Over dinner tonight I mentioned to my wife that if Booty was the nominee it wouldn’t be long before Trump would post a picture of Melania side by side with Booty’s Mr and ask, “Who would you rather have for First Lady?” She nearly fell over her chair laughing and agreeing. If it happens to be Booty we’ll see the comparison pictures quickly, I’m sure.
This is just… so racist.
Those poor Democrats sure do look sad.
Joyless commies. Fuck them sideways.
I Traded Tampons for Thinx Period Panties—And Menstruation Has Never Felt So Different
Thats one of the weirdest Paul Krugman columns I’ve ever read.
Just don’t menstruate. I don’t, and I never have problems like that.
I decided to stop menstruating—and I did!
See? Just like that!
Well, it took 3 major surgeries to do it, but I did it!
See? It’s just that easy! You women and your “biology”.
You ever notice those plastic insert thingys on tampons? It’s crazy how much plastic is used on those things. It’s a fuckload more than straws that’s for sure. Maybe they can get on those things next. We need a picture of a cute dead sea creature with a tampon applicator stuck in its mouth.
No, no we don’t.
Speak for yourself!
What’s Free Willy been up to, recently?
Heh heh heh.
Trump: “Pardon me Democrats while I calmly punch you in the nuts over and over again.”
And not look at them once. He hasn’t even scanned their side of the room.
I think based on the look on Pelosi’s face, Pence obviously had a bowl of very hot chili full of bean for lunch.
That would make a great scene in a political comedy movie, similar to The Death of Stalin.
A congress on one political side, the Executive on the other. The VP keeps blowing quiet farts at the Speaker during a SotU, as a wholly deniable FU to an opponent.
Nancy looks like she is sitting in her car trying to look sober as the cop taps on the window.
Lol
Not fair! team blue relies on welfare recipients!
Kaine is trying very hard to be super serial and sad in the era of Drumpf.
Noted white-supremacist, Tim Scott.
Damn, he got Democrats to stand and applaud.
Without announcing his resignation?
“The end of America”
Dems stand to applaud
“Will not come at the hands of socialism.”
Re: Tony (not THAT one…)
Trump is going to make this an optics nightmare for Team Blue.
Is Pence staring at the back of Trump’s head or reading the teleprompter?
So far this is not so interesting. Someone unplug the teleprompter and let him wing it.
He is getting some jabs in. He just spotlighted the opposition pres. From Venezuela. That’s pretty big.
Nancy doesn’t know what to do.
Are the Democrats really still doing the white power outfit thing?
They’re filming a feminine hygiene product commercial after the speech.
Why not? They’ve become a joke, might as well go for broke.
I can’t see how an undecided Normal wouldn’t eventually find the Dems’ theatrics, whinging and pouting annoying.
Half the country has no idea who any of these people are or what they stand for. I don’t mean that as an insult, I think it’s a good idea to ignore these clowns as much as possible.
Nadless and Schifty….lol
“The only victories in Washington DC that matter are the victories that help the American people. ”
Camera cuts to Schiff, who looks like he just swallowed a spider.
To be fair, he always looks that way.
“out America first”
Dems: reluctant
Damn phone…
Dems: reluctant, uninspired applause.
Put*
Oh that mom is happy!
Holy shit, Pelosi isn’t even politely applauding anything!
Working those dentures though.
(No applause from her for rhetorically protecting social security and coverage of pre-existing conditions!!! This is one of those things you’d think Dems would be all over, but TDS…)
Every time they cut from Melania or Ivanka back to Pelosi….
She knew impeachment was a disaster and she let herself be buffaloed by Representative Teeth and Tits. She can stew.
No, go back to hammering the Dems about prosperity. No more Federal programs!
Excellent career move.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/pablo-escobars-brother-releases-new-21428771
I can’t believe some of you people are watching that shit. What kind of nerdy chatroom have I stumbled into…?
I’m watching Ghostbusters.
And somebody pointed out the other day that a lot of the classic films from the 80’s had an anti authoritarian, anti government bent. Case in point: Ghostbusters. The biggest puddle of shit in the film, the lying, recklessness, faping to their own power with no thought to the consequences to everybody else? The guy from the EPA.
And it was written by diehard liberals.
And I bet their political views then would be considered problematic by many on the left now.
Dad and I, both reluctant Trump supporters, given the alternatives, agreed: watching this shit would be torture.
Dad’s strenuously anti-Trump house guest tuned in for the pre-game, and can’t seem to get enough Trump.
One that correctly identifies the US as a republic.
I think she is going to spontaneously combust on live TV
I just got home from work. Did I miss anything? Schiff immolate himself? Nadler have a heart attack? Trump peel off his skinsuit?
“We will never allow socialism to destroy our healthcare “
Trump goin HAM
So (somewhat implied) some healthcare welfare for people that actually need it but private coverage/care for those that don’t. As a compromise I could live with that.
Pre existing condition is now accepted by both parties as not being part of what insurance companies can use to deny coverage? That’s just swell.
WTF is wrong with those democrats? They can’t be happy about ANY good news?
Not if Trump is involved
No…they want doom, despair, and agony on me
Then only gov’t can save everyone.
Unless it’s government subjecting the peasants to doom, despair, and agony… in which case they’ve never had it better.
Oooohhh!!!
No those are Democrats, democrats actually count votes.
Assuming the FDA changes in approving drugs are true, 1) hadn’t heard about that and 2) that’s a step in the right direction.
(And wtf did the klansme – uh – I mean Dems just do??)
Dems like dressing all in white. Its their Modus…
Dammit now my interest is peaked – I’ll flip over for a minute or two
Wow shout out to Rush!
Limbaugh, or the band?
Whoa? Rush is looking a little rough around the edges. A lot rough.
And he looked shellshocked. Mr. Mojeaux said it’s been all over FB for a while.
He’s one foot in the grave, I hear.
Well…yeah. ? I just have a mental picture of him as he was when he was younger. It’s a thing where I still feel like I’m thirty, but if I see other people who have aged (especially badly), it reminds me I’m not 30.
And three feet on a banana peel!
Stage 4 lung cancer is bad for the health.
Looking at people I haven’t seen in a while who have aged reminds me I’m no longer young, either.
Presidential medal of honor? Wow now that’s trolling!
The ultimate troll would have been if he had just mailed a barely legible handwritten letter to Capitol Hill and crused through a McDonald’s drive thru during the appointed time of the speech.
Correct me if I am wrong, but I heard that Rush donates a lot to cancer research.
And he just raised $5 million for Tunnels to Towers.
Pre existing conditions, no no touch muh SS or Medicare, war on opiates etc. That look on Pelosi’s face after Trump gave Rush the Medal of Freedom was priceless, though.
Remember when the Pachyderms were the party of limited government and fiscal responsibility?
Me neither.
But my crumbling infrafrahsthructure!
They never were?
Trump’s throwing around a lot of money tonight.
Thank you. I get hating team blue, but this is ridiculous.
Can’t get it now but the Bee had an article that was spot on regarding this.
At least Trump is entertaining while spending us to oblivion*.
*Of course much of this could be rhetorically giving Dems much of what they want to get clips of them acting like total sourpusses suffering from severe TDS…or maybe that’s wishful thinking on my part.
Thats what Dems do.
Yes. Yes, they do.
Pelosi refuses to clap for a baby…
It wasn’t dead.
*wild applause*
Wait…is that supposed to be Pelosi’s ‘wild applause’?
Otherwise; DAYUM, Mo…
No, I was wildly applausing at Jarflax’s quip.
and it was appreciated.
::squints at Mo::
Riiiight…..
Look
LordSirYeoman Digby! You keep stepping on people laughing at one of my jokes and you’re headed for churl!I larfed.
Yeoman??
Looky here, coxswain… I bought BOTH of my titles fair ‘n’ square.
/’coxswain’ is a truly cromulent word
Oh… E tu, Mojeaux?
I’m sorry, Yeoman appears to have Warranted some confusion. Henceforth thou art Socman Digby!
Hey, I’m no soc-puppet.
Satire?
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-leave-chair-empty-at-state-of-the-union-to-honor-fallen-hero-soleimani
Is RBG there?
Stop spending my money!
Between Sanders, Warren, Buttigieg and Biden who is the most libertarian? And yes that is a tallest midget question.
Biden probably. Why?
Interested in how depressing these Dem primaries are and how bad the Democrats are now and will become soon.
Willie Horton II Second Term Boogaloo!
Horizontal Harris is not amused.
She’s not yukking it up with Sherrod Brown in the back row?
The morale of the Democrat women in white is broken. Last year the only time they got up was to celebrate themselves–when Trump mentioned the highest number of Congresswomen elected in the previous November. Today they’ve already gotten up and clapped on several occasions.
That ad with the black woman whose sentence OrangeManBad commuted is going to kill the Dems.
I predict OMB in a landslide.
Kim Kardashian deserves a thank-you for that one.
Yeup.
So one of our Chiefs players showed up to a press conference in a sweatshirt with Trump and Kanye on it.
Clark said that the meeting between Trump and Kanye was “a very historical moment” for the country.
He’s polling at around 15 to 20 percent with African-Americans. Strange days indeed.
How much do Republicans usually get? And why do you think that is happening?
Around 4%, and I’d suggest it’s because of the employment rate.
As DJ said, the economy. And believe it or not, this shit goes over rather well in urban black communities I’m familiar with:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2AIh_N3k5Q
What thefuck is with Pelosi shuffling papers in the background? Is she working on next year’s budget?
Her liquor bills.
Seating his daughters next to the black men he is honoring is a nice touch. It makes it less token symbol and more personal. I think this may play a bit. If he can swing 20% of the black vote, he’ll win in a landslide.
Optics. Nightmare. For Team Blue.
Well Ivanka and Jared being Jews doesn’t prevent him from being called an Anti-Semite.
You’re not wrong.
They can call him whatever they want. I think he is reaching a lot of black men. If he can split LBJ’s plantation even a bit the Democrats are screwed.
IMO, the heavy lifting is happening on Twitter.
“Either fight to win or not fight at all.”
NONE of what he is saying is getting my vote. I’ll wait until I see what he actually does. If he ditches the wrong promises and keeps the right ones, I might vote for him.
I’ve decided that, in a two party system, he’s the lesser of evils by a wide margin. Its not like between McCain and Obama, when voting for Johnson was the principled vote.
Instead, we have a man, unlikable as he may be, with a proven track record of cutting taxes and regulation, while appointing Constitutionalist judges, versus an undetermined opponent who will assuredly advance the statist and big government agenda
Have you not been paying attention the past three years?
Look, I know he’s done a lot of good things (doubling the standard deduction) and he’s pissing off the right people, which is entertaining, but he hasn’t kept his promise about cutting spending or getting rid of Obamacare.
Now, I know HE cannot get rid of Obamacare, but after McCain shat on him and refused to vote to repeal it because OMB, he just … stopped thinking about it. That was a HUGE part of his platform and he didn’t get it done.
And tonight he promised to spent all sorts of money like it’s his.
So yeah, I’ve still got my reservations.
I suspect that there is nuance to his situation that I am not aware of but…George Soros could not be reached for comment.
Democrats against enforcing immigration law that has been on the books for decades…(some of them voted for what is currently the law…)
Master Troller. That is one big pile of their own shit he’s rubbing the Dems’ noses in.
Why do we need a flag on Mars?
To make sure the Chicoms don’t get one there first?
Sure, that’s worth 500 billion
No limits to MAGA…
That’s where all the Coronavirus bodies are getting stored.
They are going to waste our money on something. Cool trips to Mars produce beneficial effects, new Federal programs produce harmful effects. I say go to Mars.
Have you seen ‘Mars Attacks’? We have to fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here.
Joking aside, this is America so “because we can” is usually an acceptable response.
Makes America’s dick bigger?
Frank Thomas and America for Nugenix’ patented Mars Formula.
Oh look, Pelosi will applaud an illegal assassination
So will I, Soleimani was scum.
No I agree. Son of a bitch deserved killing. But… it is interesting to see what the opposition applauds.
Given that the Obama administration declare him to be a terrorist, how was that illegal? He wasn’t elected, and he had American blood on his hands.
FY, Cut Spending. Repeal unconstitutional gun control laws. End the drug war. Stop regime change wars. Prosecute those who infringe on people’s freedom of speech. Repeal any laws that infringe on people’s right to freely associate.
That’d be my speech. Am I missing any?
Free stuff. You can’t get elected without promising free stuff.
Free stuff?? Hell, straff is already promising to take away peoples’ right to be served by any and ever business!
Why do you hate public accommodations?
Cracking one percent in the National vote?
1% more than I’m getting right now.
This picture is priceless
. Look at those faces aside from Sinema.
Is her ideological shift legit, or does she just think she has to do it to stay in office in Arizona?
It’s always about politics. Golden rule.
Probably. Still, I can’t think of another hard left type who shifted so dramatically upon getting elected. Usually, if there’s any movement, it’s in the other direction.
Doesn’t hurt that she’s pretty hot by the standards of politicians.
Would, and I’m not even a politician
Yep. Gimme some of those Sinema Buns.
Either way she looks good. And she can claim to be a Maverick in the party (for now).
President declares lives of terrorists that kill Americans forfeit.
Dems silent. Not a good look…
That’s nothing – they refused to stand even to honor a Tuskegee Airmen.
Probably for the best, considering he is old and likely has bad memories of Democrats dressed in all white.
Good one!
Okay seriously, why are my links being sent to the spam folder? That’s three in a row. Have my linking privileges been suspended and I wasn’t made aware?
Not being snippy, just confused.
You’re just like Bernie: nobody likes you
Well that’s fine. I’m used to that anyway, but I see no reason why that should be enough to not allow me to submit silly shit from time to time.
I didn’t mean it, bro, you were just the foil for my joke. And im sorry
Dude, I didn’t take you seriously. No worries.
It must be a glitch. There may not be a whitelist.
I think it’s the handle change. After I pay CPRM on Thursday I get to wash it out.
TH–it may be your colon….er, umm, the colon you are using (::snickering::) in your screen name. I did something similar several months back, and SP mentioned that.
So, yes–remove your colon, for good commenting health.
This is like a hockey game with a husband/dad returning from deployment.
“Rod, show her what she’s won!”
I’ve never watched one of these things, is it always like this?!
They always spotlight people in the gallery. It is usually less well done and more awkward.
Yep, always.
He is a hell of a showman.
That he is.
“The beautiful and beautiful Alamo”.
Showman, not orator. I like him. I like him more as time goes by. I voted for him last time because I hated him less than Hillary and Gary Johnson. I’m voting for him this time because I think he has done well. He is far from perfect, but I am not arrogant enough to believe it is reasonable for me to refuse to vote for people who are less than perfect.
Defensive voting is legitimate in my eyes. But I’m still gonna advocate for what I really want as long as it’s here in this tiny corner of the internet. In meatspace I’m a lot more diplomatic.
Oh, I understand and agree. I’m just getting tired of ‘libertarians’ that seem to put signalling their purity and ‘above the fray’ attitude above picking a candidate that is flawed and far from libertarian, but nonetheless massively better than the opposition. Sure he is a Statist and a profligate spender and a protectionist, but team Blue are now running outright communists.
The deal he made to get elected (with the Republican establishment) was to appoint strict constitutionalists to the judiciary. He’s honored his end of the bargain, and I think libertarians should admit that fact.
Amen to that.
I’m surprised that the GOPe would want strict constitutionalists? I thought that was another jackalope like defunding Planned Parenthood.
In what way is Brett “I Never Met a Full Cavity Search I Didn’t Like” Kavanaugh a strict constitutionalist?
I saw BRETT and cavity search and assumed our own Brett l
If you’ve seen one Brett, you’ve seen them all.
There are mavericks sometimes.
There are no strict constitutionalists?
They all have their warts.
Hillary’s picks would have had genital warts that were visible from under their robes.
Gorsuch is pretty damn close.
Which is why the choice of The Kav was even more confusing to me. Though I think Kav is what Trump intends and Gorsuch was a happy accident.
I don’t hate the guy. As some have said here and as I’ve said to others in meatspace: He’s been the best president of the 21st century. But that’s a pretty low bar. So given the fact that my state is almost guaranteed to go his way by a substantial margin, why shouldn’t I vote for the obscure candidate I most agree with? It sway anything one way or the other. People in swing states voting pragmatically I get, given the options, but for me I have the luxury of being a shithead about it.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
Hey, by all means vote for the candidate you most agree with. I certainly think that is a sane choice. I just question whether Bill Weld is actually more libertarian than Trump.
I’ve been considering writing in Darryl Perry.
Weld is running as a Republican this year, so your question is moot.
Now try to tell me that Trump is more libertarian than NH Libertarian Party Primary winner Vermin Supreme. Yes, he wants to mandate tooth brushing, but Trump expects his dick suck for paid parental leave.
At least he got one delegate in Iowa.
Lincoln Chaffee is the Boston Brahmin ex-Republican running for Libertarian Party.
He also has really weird hair.
I like a good libertarian clown as much as anyone, but I am not going to cast a protest vote. I actually like Trump overall. I am not blind to his flaws, and if there were a serious candidate running that was better I’d vote for them, but liberty is not going to thrive if the current crop of Democrats get elected.
“Trump expects his dick suck for paid parental leave.”
How is this not Glibertarian?
The best thing I think you can say about Trump?
He actually tries to keep his campaign promises.
Very true. For all his flaws, he knows how to put on a spectacle.
I remember, early in his campaign, Mark Steyn covered one of his rallies. He went into it thinking it was kind of a joke, but came out of it thinking that Trump was a legit candidate because he worked the crowd so well and generated the kind of enthusiasm all pols dream of but few can pull off.
Optics. Nightmare.
Troll level: Supreme Overlord
Nancy ripped up the speech, LOL.
Whose speech did she rip up? His or her rebuttal speech?
Really? I had to step out of the room.
The old bag is losing it. Did you see the faces she was making? Embarrassing. My kids aren’t even that petulant and they’re 9 and 11.
Pelosi is ripping up her copy of Trump’s speech? Is that usual SOP?
I’d pay good money if Pence leaned over and whispered :
U mad Ho?
LOL I doubt it
Saw that too – such a petty thing to do. She did it with the papers raised, knowing the cameras would pick it up.
Nope, never seen that before. I can’t imagine that plays well except to the true believers.
Nancy is a political animal, maybe she’s reading the red landslide that is likely coming and positioning to protect her own seat?
For Ted S or anyone else really. A History of the Warner Bros logo. I thought it was cool.
http://annyas.com/screenshots/warner-bros-logo/
Great site!
missed it all ,oh well,
https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/ken-shepherd/2016/01/04/george-lucas-soviet-directors-had-more-freedom-i-had
I know this old but George Lucas on the Soviet film industry:
Of course the USSR would have allowed him to get all that money from merchandizing or to make the Special Editions or to sell it to Disney for Billions to avoid Obama’s taxes.
Also what does Lucas think of Kelly Marie Tran? Her parents fled when the commies took over South Vietnam and the Ewoks are supposed to be the Viet Cong and Palpatine Nixon.
Yeah I’ll never forget all those amazing Soviet films.
Solaris (the original) was amazing.
And Tarkovsky naturally feuded with Commies so much that he eventually had to flee the country, So much for that artistic freedom.
Well, all you “have to do is be careful about criticizing the government”.
And even Eisenstein got in trouble despite all of his blatant pro-Regime propaganda…
If you look at contemporary Chinese cinema, just change the names and it’s the same damn story. For example, the only reason Wang Renmei was spared (here singing the show tune that would eventually become the PRC’s national anthem) was spared was that her father was Mao’s teacher and mentor when he was pursuing his education degree.
Oh, and Mao marrying a former actress who used the Cultural Revolution as an excuse to get revenge for all the little petty grudges she held against her fellow divas didn’t help either.
This lady giving the response is bad. Just bad. I bet somebody told her “this is how Obama became a national phenomenon!”
She’s no Obama.
She’s rattling on about shit the federal gummint has no business with.
Commies gonna Commie…..
Didn’t watch the State of the Union (I will when I’m mining for audio), but happened to click over when the the Dem response started. Just watched the first few seconds. Did Michigan elect a robot governor? ‘I would respond to speech, but I will read response written before speech, because have no response to speech. Syntax Error. System Shutdown.’
beep boop
Yup.
I never heard of her.
I won’t watch until tomorrow probably, but it sounds better than Farmer John/Jane from last year.
Obligatory
Boomer Esiason, the idiot Bungals QB and current commentator, tweeted a Remy video. Best timeline?
OK Boomer
ALOL!
I was glad at least one person hit the ball I pitched right down the middle. I was surprised it was Winston that hit it though.
I voted for Aleppo last time but if I decide once again I can’t vote for OMB, I just won’t vote. It would be a bitter pill to swallow to vote for OMB, but I am more open to it than I was last time around.
I voted for Aleppo last time, and I’d like to remind everyone he still hasn’t conceded the 2016 election.
I will vote for Trump this time. I think his protectionism is stupid and so is his family leave idea and his bump stock action can lick my balls and he mostly is an asshole.
..
But I hate socialism. I really hate it. And the last few years have proven he isn’t quite as socialist as the left.
And I’m a dick. The fact that really really pisses off socialists makes me so happy.
Yes, he does piss off the right people. It makes me cackle like a forest hag over an evil potion.
^ pretty much my position except I voted for him the first time around because protest candidate.
Join me on the Trump Train. We have burnt steak covered in bland, tomato paste and mediocre, overpriced wine. What more could you ask for? *Sinister laugh*
Ketchup is Patrick Mahomes’s favorite beverage.
Sickening.
Since it’s not Kool-aid he ain’t black, or so I’ve been told by racist black people.
Naw, he black. Or so I’ve read endlessly since Sunday.
Funny. I don’t recall that coming up before.
They’re forgetting Jim McMahon, the blackest QB to ever come out of BYU.
OFFS who cares
The Trump Chardonnay actually won a silver medal at the Governors Cup last year I think. I got a bottle for the inlaws for Christmas, they appreciated the troll factor.
same
I was ready to vote GJ until his VP out and out endorsed Hillary the week of the election.
Aleppo made him look stoned, but that shit made him look worthless.
I voted for gayjay to try to meet the %15 for ballot access in 2020. Then soon after it became the Sarwark party was run by tools even worse than Weld. Oh well.
What a colossal shit-show. Trump treated the entire thing like it was an episode of The Apprentice. Or his induction to the WWF Hall of Fame.
Which Ill argue, after the past couple weeks of pageantry and Kabuki theater that was “impeachment” was warranted.
However, the non-stop look of Pelosi and her facial expressions like someone kept waving a turd under her nose was worth it. And I suppose the ripping of the speech was meant to be like The Who tearing apart their instruments. Nevertheless, just a tantrum.
Night, kids. I have to haul Jugsy to see her doc in the AM. She has the flu. Or, since 10 days ago she got boot-leg (ha!) Uggs from Chiner, Wuhan virus.
Thanks for giving me a reason to not watch, Talked to an old Friend instead,
Tall Cans!
Why do you hate one of our last surviving Tuskegee Airmen, the survival of a child born at 21 weeks, the mourning families of Rocky Jones and Kayla Mueller, and a service member’s reunion with his family, Tres Cool?
Barnum is better than Kerensky or Lenin.
Barnum owned slaves so Lenin it is…
As long as it’s not Kaspersky.
No Brownie points for Color, My Grandad was at Pearl Harbor at 17, and he was White, ooga booga!
Man, fuck all those people.
Why do you take Color into account? they were brave men, and killed a bunch of shit, but they are no different than any other man,
no Man is special,
/Fucking Racist….
@HM,
It’s a verbatim quote from a Trump tweet.
He mentioned Tres? cool, your response is still shit,
Tantrum’s aren’t planned. That shit was planned. Stupid, but planned.
Denigrating white people to make POC look good is lame and Racist, we all have the same potential,
of are POC weak? I don’t think so, but you do whatever it is you do,
@HM
You really touched a nerve Man….
and he runs off….
Pussy….
Calmo te essay.
I’m tired of being a White apologist, WE BUILT THE WORLD!
everyone else glommed on, don’t talk shit about it, it’s old
Too aggressive, Yusef.
I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
I don’t either, I’m not being aggressive at all…..
if you want to fight in a war, who cares what Color you are,
No Black Brownie Points, that’s Racist…
Don’t call others here “Pussy”. Too much IMO.
Dude, don’t look at me.
Take it up with Trump.
I’m Sorry HM,
No worries, my friend.
Jesus, Bob. I am so sorry about that.
Take a second. Breathe. Nobody, here of all places, is asking you to apologize for anything. Do you need to talk about what’s going on with Wendy? We can be here for you for that. If not, then we can snark. HM isn’t out to get you, he’s just snarking, like we all do every night.
OK, I get it, you are right, just feel as if Whites are under attack, and Hm is good at fucking with people,(good on HM).
I don’t want to talk about Wendy, it’s not good, I need to sign a DNR, and I’m Crushed, what do you do?
I am so sorry about the DNR.
Haven’t signed it yet, need more consultation…
I’m sorry to hear that.
Have you spoken with a patient advocate?
@Hm, no, I have no idea what to do, and have Zero backup or advice, for real…
My dad had a DNR. It’s what he wanted, but when I found him dead I threw that across the room and forced the paramedics to try defibrillation when they finally arrived. Ir can be hard, but I’ve had loved ones on death’s door recover as well. You just never know, but at the very least if something goes wrong, you have memories. The most noble goal, if it comes to a bad end, is to honor what they most valued. If it’s family, work hard on that, if it’s something else work hard on that. The flame me be extinguished, but the values can not. It’s what it all comes down to, no matter when the end comes, value the time you had or have, try to honor the memory if the time comes.
Yusef, call the hospital’s palliative care team and/or social worker and/or chaplain.
Any of those people will be able to guide you to the right resources and support you.
If nothing else, go see the hospital’s chaplain.
@Yusef
What Mo said. They will guide you to the patient advocate if you feel you need one. Basically it’s someone who knows the health care system and will advocate on behalf of you to make sure the doctors do what you want them to do in this case.
Sorry man.
Mojeaux is correct. You need to speak to the palliative care specialist at the hospital. It is a specialty until itself.
Again, my condolences.
TBH, the palliative care team should have already been in contact with you and working closely with you, even if only by phone.
I’ll reach out to you tomorrow, buddy.
Found out today that I can do stuff again in two week’s time but to stay away from strenuous stuff. Discovered last night that my replacement is goinking my contracts. Also found out that the company has fallen on its face regarding paperwork that pays me for the time that I’m off. It’s a good night at Casa Festus. Guess who’s going back to work sooner rather than later? Fucking Festus, that’s who. Cuntes, the lot of them.
I envy your right to health care.
#me too
It was free except for the loss of individuality. It’s not as bad as what we’ve read about the NHS but close. Mind you, I never paid one shiny dime out of pocket for any of it.
Get really shitty with the reps/whoever it is that handles complaints. Give their Canucki passive, good-natured passivity a right good walloping.
What are they gonna do, get mad??
I dunno. Load you up with intravenous drugs that they know you won’t enjoy? Make you squirm for twelve hours? I never should have called that RN a fat-ass.
Well, you don’t do it while they have any instrument or device connected to your body!
Lesson learned.
Glad to hear you’re getting back to full strength.
But I’m not. That’s the problem.
Half strength Festus > Full strength straff
Right on, give em hell. Glad you can get back to work, it’s good to keep the mind and body busy. And it pays da bills.
Still mending. Maybe I wasn’t clear. I have to go back because the company fucked up and I won’t be ready.
Actually I’ve had several beers and didn’t quite get your op the first read. Sorry they’re fucking up.
Bah. I’ll live but it pisses me off to no end. I was going back sooner rather than later anyway. In the meantime, my bennies are delayed. Spoiled Canadian.
I could be working as soon as a week from today or 3 weeks from today. Real clear window there Moe.
Nice to wait on that call, isn’t it? I used to work contracts and it was “hurry-up-and-wait”.
Next thing you know there are six that need to be dealt with at once.
Well, it looks like the final counts have been tabulated and now Biden has declared himself the winner of the Idaho caucus.
China using the same app to count Corona virus cases.
t
that makes sense,
I never bring up politics with customers, but won’t shy away when they bring it up. What had to be a white supremacist African American told me he thought Trump was a vulgar, pathological liar, but that he has done more for ordinary Americans than the last several presidents and that he was going to vote for him come November. I don’t think the democrats are going to have a chance in 2020. Rumor has it Iowa is going so bad because a majority chose “none of the above.”
The elites don’t like ordinary Americans.
You are correct there. I’ve known enough of them to know that is absolutely true.
Every American think he or she is the definition of “ordinary”.
O RLY?
That’s why though. When deep down inside you think you are ordinary, you’ll go to great lengths to accentuate your individuality. A certain amount of this is healthy.
But then you get this guy.
Agreed. I don’t like the extremes in either direction.
So I’m sitting here typing and erasing trying to define “ordinary American” and I can’t.
‘Watched at least one episode of ‘Home Improvement’?
ordinary American: an American who shares whatever particular trait the speaker is thinking about at the moment that speaker wishes to differentiate themselves from those who do not share said trait.
As in:
HM announced that ordinary Americans don’t tolerate people who won’t eat ass!
https://youtu.be/4x0fPZrPV3M
My only wish is that the vote doesn’t get decided solely on identity lines. People are drawing lines around everybody and declaring them part of this or that group. “You vote this way!” It’s disgusting.
It’s looking like that mat be less of a factor than usual, if recent polls are any indication.
Who are the people with massive phalluses supposed to vote for this time around? Important I know this.
Milton Berle?
Decided I’m not going to the parade tomorrow. Too cold and today when I was out shopping I was short of breath while not doing much at all. Don’t know if it was deconditioning, a panic attack, or my ulcer. I also can’t deal with a million people and no organized parking and not knowing where the johns are.
There johns are usually trolling the street corners in their Camrys about this time of night.
You may call yourself Gilmore v2, but don’t think you have an N-Word Pass like Gilmore v1.
*haughty sniff*
1) I do not want or need an n-word pass.
2) Why does Gilmore v1 get one and not me?
3) I just keep misthreading every other fucking reply.
To answer #2, it’s because Gilmore v1 was always the blackest Glib.
Ah.
*scribbles that in the Glibs dossier*
How do I get me one of these N-Word Passes?
Say it three times out loud in front of a mirror at midnight.
Biggie Smalls?
Nigger, I have one, 1st Amendment,
unless I get Cat butted….
It involves hentai, twerking, and evolutionary linguistics..
It’s really not worth it.
You have no idea how much time I do or don’t have to waste, buddy.
You have to make ribs and have them pass muster from a panel of 3 black barbecue pitmasters. Then, you have to make potato salad and have it pass muster from a panel of 3 black church ladies. Finally, you have to make sweet potato pie and have it pass muster from a panel of 3 black grandmas.
Also, you have to do the Electric Slide perfectly.
I got it all! except for the Slide…
white folks issues 🙂
It’s a trap!
Not possible. Every black church lady thinks hers is the best and everyone else’s is crap.
Actually, that kinda goes for all church women who make potato salad.
And I identify as an old Black Lady…
Ahhhh, Truth!
Every
blackchurch lady thinks hers is the best and everyone else’s is crap. They don’t get to claim this.The buffet in hell is a endless trough of potato salad.
Hey! I like pertater salad.
If the potatoes were sufficiently cooked potato salad is acceptable.
Potato salad, tater tots, Fritos, Jello molds…
Traded all that for dried seaweed and unagi pie.
No regrets.
Straffinrun = confirmed traitor.
I thought that was deviled eggs
Hell is parades, according to Jean Paul Sartre and the transitive property of equality.
Evidently, in my drunken stupor last weekend I told a Japanese gal whose head is flat in the back that her ponytail makes it look like an elephant’s butt. My buddy waits till Wednesday to remind me of that. Sorry, lady I’ll never meet again.
Smooth talker.
You can always fix that by adding that’s your fetish.
Rule 34?
I’ve tried the, “I love ugly chicks” pick up line before. Mixed results.
By mixed results you mean you scored some ugly chicks, right?
Only the really, really ugly chicks. The just ugly ones felt insulted. *Shrugs*
Really Ugly Japanese chicks beat a Wisconsin 7.
Nah. Sometimes a little blubber covers up freakish skeletal structures. Many times I’ve seen a thin Japanese gal and thought, “Are your hip bones made of bent hangers?”
I’m not talking skinny. Just attractiveness. Since I moved back to Wisconsin 17 years ago, I’ve seen like 10 attractive women
You guys and your yellow fever.
I’m 51, married with kid and am surrounded by phoreign phenotypes. White chicks start looking good again.
Not even yellow fever, just the lack of attractive women.
How is it not relative? The girl next door is always hotter than whatever chick is on TV.
The average ‘chick next door’ in my area is on Social Security (or married or a baby mama). Not my type.
Mehcel is worse than incel.
That.Was.Awesome! Do it again!
She had Down’s syndrome, was on her way to the rape crisis center and never tasted unconditional love in her life. I mean, I can’t help feeling I may have gone a little too far.
Did you lean in and sniff and add “Smells like one too”?
Glib confirmation.
ICYMI.
https://www.tmz.com/2019/07/15/porn-star-peter-north-arrested-domestic-violence-wife-restraining-order/
Everyone’s favorite porn legend is a scumbag wife beater.
I try not to watch porn with men in it, for equality or something. I mean I’m not homophobic, it’s just seeing a dude doesn’t get me hard.
STEVE SMITH NO CARE IF HARD! STEVE ONLY IN FOR SELF!!!
I’ve yet to see “Shadow Cabal”. What a whiff! Same with ACRONYM. Everyone seems to be whirling and twirling.
You run your cheating company and call it SHADOW…
define “ordinary American”
He
a/ is a self-made socialist, born in a cabin he built with his own two hands on a conforming mortgage
b/ believes everyone should be free to agree with him and finds their media ridiculous
c/ is fat; the poorer, the fatter
d/ worries that his $50,000 car doesn’t get good fuel economy
e/ hasn’t paid off his mortgage because he needs the tax deduction
f/ thinks doG’s plan for the Middle East won’t come true if he doesn’t vote for the right guy
g/ is relieved that the NorKs were stopped just short of the Rio Grande
h/ knows that colds are caused by the cold, heavy objects fall faster, friction is a function of surface area, and hot water freezes sooner than cold.
If they are heavy enough they do fall faster. The Moon for example falls about 1 km/sec.
I thought that the moon will fly away, eventually.
I was just making a physics joke. Gravity is a mutual attraction, so if the object ‘falling’ is massive enough to register the attractive force would be more than 1 gravity and the ‘falling’ would accelerate accordingly.
Nope. He likes everyone else to leave him the fuck alone when he’s doing something that others might not care for. That’s your average American.
Sang that to a Duran Duran melody.
Going away for awhile, Glibs. Might not be back for a bit.
Oh, shit….
For Digby
OK, I don’t know whether to be made you didn’t link the Rita Coolidge version, or happy that you linked to Boz Scaggs
mad*