Wednesday night open post

by | Feb 12, 2020 | Fun | 468 comments

Oh, Canada!

 

Have at it folks. I’m fixing dinner and don’t have time to scrounge for links.

 

I linked to the death of the founder of Lady Black Mambaza  this afternoon. This is one of my favorite songs from Graceland, even though they’re not in it.

 

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

468 Comments

  1. Sean

    What’s for dinner?

    • Spudalicious

      Leftover meatballs and spaghetti from last night and sauteed kale. I’m phoning in dinner too.

      • Sean

        As long as you’re using fresh grated Parmesan, it’s all good.

        No comment on the kale.

      • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

        Kale is Of The Devil.

      • Spudalicious

        From the garden, loaded with carmelized onions and garlic. Makes me feel better about myself.

      • Sean

        Needs some ground sausage.

        Or maybe some sour cream and horseradish.

        ?

    • KibbledKristen

      Roast chicken thighs. I forgot the veg.

      • Spudalicious

        Nothing wrong with that.

  2. Crusty Juggler

    The tattoo ruins it. Some some class!

    • Spudalicious

      I would need to closely examine it before making a determination.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Show some ass

      FTFY

    • DEG

      Usually I don’t like tattoos on women, but I’ll overlook the tattoo.

    • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

      I find myself swelling with Canadian pride. Or something.

  3. Florida Man

    You stole Playa’s avatar!

    • Spudalicious

      Like I said on the front page, THIS is how you phone it in.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Mind your food. Commenting just means you had time, but you just don’t care.

        And on our anniversary, no less!

        *runs from the room sobbing*

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t care if you phone in the article, but did you have to leave the sidebar on?

      • Spudalicious

        Dammit.

    • DEG

      Fuck.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      69 News?

      Nice.

      • DEG

        Channel 69 has been around a long time.

    • Tres Cool

      She’s gonna be the Belle of the Ball in prison.

      Bets on if she lasts a week in GenPop ?

      • leon

        She needs to cry and say ” you know what they do to child murderers in prison?”

        It works for rapist cops

      • Tres Cool

        Brah..she isnt FOP, and on the right side of that thin, blue, line.

        Hell, even that guy got home safely that day

    • Sensei

      Good Lord…

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    Bacon! and eggs and Toast, My bro opened his 18 hole Disc course on Saturday, sweet!
    going for 45 holes tomorrow, Yippeee!

    • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

      . . . going for 45 holes tomorrow, Yippeee!

      Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’ve done it before, I’ll do it again, Wreck that Pu=, I mean, Course,
        But how about a private course with Beer gardens throughout, That’s Hughson Hills,
        Ken’s course

  5. Crusty Juggler

    Carly Simon > Paul Simon

    Stephen Stills > Paul Simon

    Your average nine-year-old > Paul Simon.

    Height jokes, people. Height jokes.

    • Jarflax

      Is Bloomberg > Paul Simon?

      • Crusty Juggler

        lmfao no

    • Bill Door

      I clicked on that expecting Kodachrome. Good tune. I’m you have good taste in music.

  6. UnCivilServant

    I’m laughing at myself now. I’d been fretting over the timeline for the adventures of Ewald. I wanted him to go on a number of adventures before the Jubilee. I just couldn’t seem to fit them all in.

    Then it hit me – there was no reason Ewald needed to be younger than Kord von Zesrin.

    In fact, if he were born when his own father were nineteen, Ewald could set out at nineteen himself and still have a decade before the jubilee.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Throwing out the Ju Card? it is history that deserves, to be remembered

      • UnCivilServant

        Prince Kord’s Jubilee is a fixed point in the timeline of a lot of characters since the entire family is gathered for the event.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Jubilee is a Jewish thing, look it up , or ask OMWC

      • UnCivilServant

        It is also a term for an important anniversary,

        Prince Kord had been Furst of Karststadt for half a century at that point.

  7. KibbledKristen

    Howdy! What’s up? I live for the late nite open posts, as that’s the only time I can seem to get on here anymore.

    • UnCivilServant

      Not much, trying to write some more, what’s up with you?

      • KibbledKristen

        Tryna shoot some more. Forty days til my UK trip – can’t wait for the coronavirus!! (though my trans-Atlantic only has 32 seats, so I won’t be packed in with a bunch of coughing peasants)

      • Gustave Lytton

        Are you doing the return with stop in DUB or flying another route?

      • KibbledKristen

        Nope – returning direct to IAD on a 777. Reverse-facing window seat should be interesting. Passing through US Customs in Shannon (not DUB) would have been super nice, though. There aren’t many US flights in and out of there, so the line probably would have been minimal.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s right, mixed up the airports. I haven’t been through Shannon since before CBP started preclearance at select foreign airports.

        The JFK-LCY (either direction) is on my list of routes I’d like to fly. Totally jelly.

      • KibbledKristen

        I’ll be sure to give a detailed report! The daunting thing is to get from LCY to the Renaissance at LHR, where I’m staying. WIth all the viruses and shit, I’ll probably end up hiring a car service.

      • Tulip

        We want an article with photos!

      • KibbledKristen

        I’m gonna enlist a colleague to help me put together a lil movie. He owes me because I have to hear about his divorce every day.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I’ll do my best to disappoint you.

      • KibbledKristen

        Go for it!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I posted a nice landing video from Britain you would have liked just yesterday, and shouted you out, Howdy KK!

      • KibbledKristen

        Was it Big Jet TV’s video?

      • KibbledKristen

        And howdy Yusuf!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hola! naaa, i just enjoy great takeoffs and landings, so that euro storm came up in my sidebar, and I thought of you, really,
        after all, We are all just Glibs in the Wall……………….

      • KibbledKristen

        Just wonderin because Big Jet TV had a couple clips go viral from their -hour show on Sunday. My crush is, like, super famous now.

      • KibbledKristen

        *6-hour show

  8. Cannoli

    Ugh, so while trying to do some touch-up paint, I fell off the ladder (thankfully only the second rung) onto the doggy gate, which then got ripped out from the wall. Nothing broken, thank goodness, but I have several egg-sized bruises that are already dark purple. I’m so ready for this week to be over.

    • Tulip

      Scary

    • KibbledKristen

      Sheeeeit

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Over 50? DON’T DO STUPID STUFF, and I did lot’s of that before 50….

      • Cannoli

        I’m 26, so should have an easier time bouncing back, but DON’T DO STUPID STUFF is good advice in general. I’m just clumsy.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Advice for youth, Slow the fuck down, smooth is faster than Bull in China shop,
        Smooth

      • JD is Unemployed

        _The Yufus & the Hare_. Classic.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Oh dang half asleep whatsapp formatting

      • Tulip

        Just a baby, you’ll bounce back! Walk it off

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Tht’s why I’m hobbling around now,

      • Jarflax

        At 26 you are permitted some stupid stuff. Hell, almost everything I did that year was stupid. Fun though.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Here…

      *throws bottle of hydrocodone across the living room, landing nowhere close to Cannoli*

      It’s the best I can do. That sucks though. I’m a painter, been there. One day I tell you about the time I accidentally touched live outdoor motion sensor light’s wiring while twenty feet up on a metal ladder in detail. It wasn’t fun.

      For now, I’m diving out early. I can’t stay focused on anything for more than an hour or two for the last few days. Things are getting weird.

      …And sorry, Mo. Before you ask, I’m not sharing. Nothing personal but aside from a few stories here or there I really don’t go into my current personal shit here. Aside from the usual bitching over trivial shit with friends over a few beers, bowls, and Tylenol PM’s. 😉

      • Cannoli

        Yikes about the wiring, that sounds terrifying.

        I hope things work out well with whatever’s going on.

      • Trigger Hippie

        …and I know you’re not Mo. I was just shoehorning that in there, cuz I’m a dick.

        Have a good evening. Everyone else as well.

      • Sensei

        There is a reason electricians use those heaven as all fiberglass ladders.

        Me I hate heights…

      • Mojeaux

        Dude, I’m just lending support and offering a shoulder. Good luck to you!

    • Spudalicious

      I tripped over the new dog bed a couple of days ago and did the full Super Man. I feel your pain.

      • Cannoli

        Oh no, I’m sorry!

      • Spudalicious

        More embarrassment than anything else. I hadn’t even been drinking.

    • Sensei

      Feel better. Some things you only learn by experience and we’ve all been there.

    • Crusty Juggler

      I’m alerting OSHA as we speak.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • Mojeaux

      War wounds! Wear them with pride!

    • Fourscore

      I hate that when that happens. I fall down once or twice a year. A month ago I fell down on the concrete garage floor, as I was going down backwards I knew it wasn’t gonna be good. I landed first on my butt, then my back, then my head and elbow. I lay there for 20-30 seconds,reviewing all the words I know, then did it again, to see if anything besides my ego was broken. Everything hurt but not broken. I had a heavy jacket on and a cap so that was a little cushion. My elbow was the worst hurt thing . Took a couple weeks to stop hurting.

      Hope you’re back at ’em soon, that painting isn’t finished. You have my best wishes for your recovery.

      • mindyourbusiness

        Fourscore, I feel for ya, and the rest of the walking wounded. Slipped raking leaves a month or so back and sprained an ankle and a leg. Milady wife is tired of my Walter Brennan imitations (come to think of it, so am I) and can’t wait to get back to normal.

  9. Tres Cool

    From the last thread, in 2016 I wrote in Vermin Supreme/Barry Goldwater.

    …I had no idea Trump would be this entertaining

    • Tres Cool

      I love the commentator’s names….Bridget, CraftyDame, SongBirdTiff….

    • KibbledKristen

      Hi!!!!

      • Tulip

        Hi Kristin!

      • hayeksplosives

        KK is ALIIIIIIIVE!

        Nice to see ya!

  10. Sean

    So, who’s doing something extravagant for Valentine’s day? Any trips? Any proposals?

    We are not. Couple gifts ?, exchange cards, a lil naked time… No getaways or anything fancy.

    • KibbledKristen

      LOL

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I don’t have enough money for gas to go to Vegas to even see my Valentine, YAY LIFE!

      • Spudalicious

        Go spend Valentine’s with Wendy.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’ll pawn my Tele then, it’s already in my mind….
        if she knew, she would Kick my ass,

      • Spudalicious

        Paypal.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yes, done deal 🙂
        GBY

      • Spudalicious

        😉

    • Cannoli

      My sister’s going on a trip, so we’re watching her dog. We’re planning to stay in, watch Princess Bride and eat fondue.

    • Mojeaux

      Nothing says love like filing bankruptcy with your spouse on Valentine’s Day. We may splurge and grab a cheeseburger.

      • KibbledKristen

        OMG I’m sorry to hear that!

      • Mojeaux

        Meh, no. Don’t be. I prayed for a miracle. I got one. I might have another one in the wings, but Mr. Mojeaux rained on my parade so we shall see.

      • Tulip

        It sucks, but think of how relieved you’ll feel. A huge weight will be gone.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I got that beat, but I’ll be quiet

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sorry, Yusef. I know your troubles are deeper than mine.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        NO! we all have problems, we all deal with them differently, yours are as important as mine, I’m just glad we both have this place to share with, Go get em MO,,

      • Sean

        It’s a path forward. I made huge (seriously) credit mistakes many years ago. I got better!

        We’re probably gonna get 5 guys cheese burgers (No buns) for V day. ?

      • juris imprudent

        Lemme guess – you’re going to hold the buns.

    • Crusty Juggler

      We’re having some wine and keeping the lights on.

    • Tulip

      I often host Cosmos and Commiseration on Valentine’s day for my single friends and unhappily married friends. Not this year though.

    • DEG

      Being single, nothing extravagant.

      I might head out to a swing dance that night.

    • KibbledKristen

      Tomorrow is Galentine’s Day, though. A made-for-TV holiday that I can get behind!

    • Sensei

      I had Japanese class and that was our discussion tonight. My wife and I generally just stay in. The younger people in my class not so much.

      In Japan women take the lead on Valentine’’s Day. Men return the favor on White Day, but Valentine’s is a bigger day.

      Let me also introduce girichoco.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giri_choco

      • Ted S.

        And in Korea, the unattached celebrate Black Day on April 14.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      One of the things I like about my wife is that she thinks Valentine’s Day is bullshit.

      • Tundra

        Same.

        *thanks God (who, according to some, is dead)*

      • juris imprudent

        When my wife and I had our first Valentine’s Day she laid down the law: buy flowers some other time, never on Valentine’s Day. I did buy her a rose one year – a stained glass one.

    • egould310

      I’m driving back to Seattle on Friday. I’ve been in Beaverton, OR for work this week.

      I have instructed the wife to make a pork roast, cheesy potatoes, and broccoli rabe.

      I’m gonna take a shower and snuggle with my love on the sofa. And play guitar.

    • KibbledKristen

      Sad…they need to get their shit together. Airbus, despite the A380, is eating Boeing’s lunch. Buncha commies beating up Boeing, FFS.

      • UnCivilServant

        Buncha commies beating up Boeing

        And that’s just the upper management. Outside competition is hurting them too.

      • KibbledKristen

        Nice!!! High five!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        96Million vs, 65 million, and they say Elon is a grifter?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Well they can’t seem to build a Rocket, or a 737, shame really…

    • KibbledKristen

      The board of directors needs to clean house ASAP. Maybe poach some people from Bombardier or Embraer or even Airbus.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Elon buys Boeing? that would work out IMO

      • KibbledKristen

        Interesting idea…or they appoint a pilot as CEO and get back to building decent and safe aircraft.

      • Gustave Lytton

        #insert crack about longtime Boeing line

        Seriously, I think part of the problem started from when they relocated their headquarters from Seattle to Chicago.

      • mikey

        That was a symptom. At the top they were just another big corporation, not an AIRPLANE Company.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s probably true, although I think moving away from the heart of the business increased that.

      • mikey

        Yep

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        That would work fine as well, a great aircraft company, it susks they are making these mistakes,

    • Tripacer

      They have 2-300 Max’s stored at my home airport. It’s hard to keep track of them because they are always rotating them around. It’s interesting, it appears that they put all of the Asian airlines off in their own area.

  11. MafiaBellyInTwist

    Hello. New here. I’ve been on the liberal side of the political spectrum but seeing Bernie get screwed in the 2016 primary showed me that “the liberal media” really did exist, and I saw them do the same things to Trump that they did to Bernie. I really hate what the Democratic party has become so I’ve been pushed into the Republican party, I guess. 99% of the websites where I got my news in the past went batshit insane for Hillary and against Trump, so I’ve been looking for new sources. Since 2016 I’ve been getting most of my news from Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracy on Twitter and from Reason.com although over half of Reason’s articles seem to be social justice bullshit, but some of their commenters are good. I found this place through a comment there and after lurking for a couple of weeks I’ve liked what I’ve read. I’m still working my way through the whole “if you’re not a liberal at 20 you don’t have a heart, if you’re not a conservative at 40 you don’t have a brain” thing, but better late than never.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      TULPA!!!!
      Fuck OFFFF!
      Howdy!

    • UnCivilServant

      Warning: Glibertarians.com contains commenters known to cause misanthropy.

      • KibbledKristen

        No wai!!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I admit it,

      • juris imprudent

        Cause? Shit, I’m pretty much pure, through and through.

    • KibbledKristen

      Welcome, Tulpa!

      • Rhywun

        I like this better than “fuck off”. I’ll turn in my Glibs card now.

    • Mojeaux

      Fuck off, Tulpa!!!!

      Yay we have a new one!!!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        You girls are always sooo slow, God it’s like you can’t play Softballl,
        Jeeez,,,

    • Cannoli

      Welcome!

      • Jarflax

        Welcome? WELCOME? WELCOME? We don’t behave like that round these parts!

        It is

        Fuck off Tulpa!

    • Spudalicious

      Welcome and fuck off, Tulpa!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        NONONO, it’s FUCK OFF! TULPA,
        Welcome, seee with a liitle umph..

    • DEG

      Welcome!

    • commodious spittoon

      Now scroll down to the Sugarfree happy hour and see how we do around here.

      • juris imprudent

        Jeez, give him a little time to get comfortable before you make him heave his dinner.

    • IntraveneousWoodChipper

      FYI “Fuck off Tulpa” is an longstanding and extremely idiosyncratic inside joke about sock-puppet accounts.

      Welcome to the fun! This site is an oasis of lucidity in a roiling sea of stupidity.

      • Mojeaux

        This site is an oasis of lucidity in a roiling sea of stupidity.

        Are you accusing us of being lucid?!

      • juris imprudent

        Well, if AC was still around, I would say, yes, the rest of us are quite lucid.

    • AlmightyJB

      As you work through your Liberal/Conservative dilemma, I would encourage you to also explore your inner anarchist (or at least minarchist). Welcome just the same.

    • Tres Cool

      Fuckin Tulpa!

      Go fuck the fuck off, fucker!

      And welcome.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      So what you are saying is that I should bring back Thicc Thursday.

      • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

        Yes. Yes. That’s exactly what we’re saying, Cathy.

    • Fourscore

      Pay no attention to what the others say. They are all excited because today is the 3rd, count ’em 3, year anniversary of this site.

      Just don’t forget your apostrophe’s and you’ll be all right.

      • Tundra

      • Ted S.

        Hateful.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Hi, MBT. Glad to have you here.
      Also, Fuck off, Tulpa (gotta maintain tradition)

  12. Crusty Juggler

    List the last you enjoyed:

    -book
    -podcast
    -movie
    -tv show
    -song
    -artist
    -anything I missed I just hungout with cops

    • UnCivilServant

      -Reading or Writing?
      -Whatcast?
      -movie or talkie?
      -I’ve been arguing with “The New Detectives” on Amazon, does that count?
      -*checks VLC* Looks like ‘Winged Hussars’ played last, so I’ll go with that.
      -The guy who does my book covers.
      -Well, Steel Challenge was okay. I need to zero the red dot and get mud boots. Call it a “Sporting Event”

      • Crusty Juggler

        Who is in Wes Anderson’s new film? More like, who isn’t?

        Notably missing from the filmmaker’s star-studded roundup, however, are several equally prominent actors of color — in line with Anderson’s history of mostly white casts.

        Life Aquatic
        Royal Tenenbaums
        Rushmore

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Fail? Thread?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Yes, sir.

      • Jarflax

        Hmm, I didn’t picture you as a Sabaton guy? Although you are one of those Warhammer people so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Beyond the Edge of the Map” was largely written to the sound of Sabaton and Powerwolf.

        I have an eclectic taste in music, but generally prefer something with more energy over less.

    • Cannoli

      Lord of the Rings
      Jordan Peterson’s podcast
      Groundhog Day
      Warehouse 13
      “What Ever Happened to my Part” from Spamalot
      My sister

    • KibbledKristen

      -Making of the Atomic Bomb
      -Don’t do them things
      -Raiders of the Lost Ark
      -Deadliest Catch
      That’s Not My Name
      -Thomas Cole
      -Paul Poiret

    • AlmightyJB

      Just finished Killer Across the Table by John Douglas and started Anatomy of Motive by same author. Also working through a Tableau book. Don’t do Podcast. Don’t recall last movie right now. Been watching Prodigal Son RV show. Heard Steely Dan Dirty Work the other day and now it’s stuck in my head. Spent the last 3 hours waiting for a tow truck for my wife’s car that got hit tonight. All peeps ok. Of course I was home from work before the shitty ice/snow/slush weather started and had to go out in it to rescue her.

      • AlmightyJB

        TV not RV

    • Tundra

      -book – Mo’s
      -podcast – Peter Attia
      -movie – Young Frankenstein
      -tv show – Yellowstone
      -song – Something my daughter and her pals composed. I hope it remains nameless.
      -artist – SF
      -anything I missed I just hungout with cops – yeah , nothing.

      • Crusty Juggler

        “Yellowstone” is great. Its like western “Billions.”

        Just enjoyable tv shows.

      • Tundra

        I finished Season 1, but I need to have a little space before 2. The train wrecks get challenging.

        In a way, it remind me of my favorite series – The Shield .

        So damn dark but so damn engaging.

      • Crusty Juggler

        “The Shield” is gritty and an all-timer. You generally have good taste so of course you like it.

        “Yellowstone” is an extremely accessible soap opera, which is great.

      • Tundra

        Thanks, but I’m starting to get tired of all the terrible people in all these series.

        And yes, Yellowstone reminds me – in a good way – of the soaps I watched many years ago,

        And of course there’s this.

        NSFW.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I didn’t even have to click.

        The Irish are the master race.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m just so happy you liked it. It was a hard book for me and is my *least* favorite of all my children books.

      • Tundra

        Interesting. I have found myself thinking about it a lot since I finished it.

        It’s actually not surprising at all that you don’t like it. I’ve known a few artists like you and it seems to be a common reaction.

        Whatever. I got more than my money’s worth. Thanks!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Crusty, Submit this, it would a great post, really

      • Crusty Juggler

        I’ve been at war with Glibertarians management for years. Until they agree to my demands all potentially great post ideas will remain in threads (if you’re lucky) and/or my head.

        The ball is in Corporate’s court.

      • The Hyperbole

        If you’re not Alpha enough to submit a post I guess hanging out in the threads like a cuck is the next best thing. You really shouldn’t make up excuses though, if you can’t accept your shortcoming you are never going to be truly free.

      • Jarflax

        *Looks at some of HM’s posts late at night, considers what Crusty could do if unfettered.

        Thank you SP! OMG Thank YOU!

      • Mojeaux

        REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • Crusty Juggler

        “Looks at some of HM’s posts late at night, considers what Crusty could do if unfettered.”

        Thank you. The only retarded I make fun of are Mets/Jets/Springsteen fans.

    • RAHeinlein

      Book – Measuring the World
      Podcast – Big Ern
      Movie – Another Earth
      TV Show – The Magicians
      Song – Stumblin’ In
      Artist – John Singer Sargent

      • Mojeaux

        Artist – John Singer Sargent

        JINX!

    • Mojeaux

      -book: Crystal Singer, Anne McCaffrey (comfort re-read)
      -movie: The Accountant
      -tv show: The Boys
      -song: “Miracle”, Sixx:A.M.
      -artist: John Singer Sargent
      -anything I missed: I’ve been stuck on art journals and junk journals for the past little while. I also have an obsession with other people’s bullet journals as performance art.

      This was a great question. Thanks.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Aaah! I too love Sargent (and not much art later than that). I have a postcard of Madame X on my wall.

        Paul Poiret the hobble skirt designer?

        /girl talk

        movie: Can You Ever Forgive Me?

        podcast: (radio show, but:) Desert Island Discs archives, both recent and early

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        -movie: The Accountant

        I, too, really enjoy that ridiculous movie.

    • IntraveneousWoodChipper

      Book: Aztec by Gary Jennings
      Podcast: Ben Shapiro
      Movie: 1917
      TV Show: XFL games
      Song: Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis

      Holy shit I am eclectic…

    • Private Chipperbot

      book- meditations, Marcus Aurelius
      -podcast – hardcore history addendum
      movie – Spiderman, far from home.
      -tv show – the expanse
      -song – c’mon c’mon – von bondies
      -artist – my daughter
      -anything I missed I just hungout with cops – I play on a cop and fireman hockey team…

      • IntraveneousWoodChipper

        Marcus Aurelius was the man. Too bad about Commodus.

    • DEG

      – book – I’m trying and failing at reading “Das Kapital”. It’s an attempt to understand my enemies. The problem is, I’ve read ten pages and not touched the book in almost a month. Oh, you said last I enjoyed. That was “The Gift of Injury” by Stuart McGill
      – podcast – I don’t watch them
      – “Raiders of the Lost Ark”. It was on the bar TV. Been a while since I watched it and it was great.
      – I don’t watch TV.
      – song – Beck’s “Girl” came up recently
      – Artist – Mark Novak, the crusty gunsmith behind Anvil

      • IntraveneousWoodChipper

        Das Kapital is, objectively, an awful book.

        And thats before you get to the ideas which led to the deaths of 100 million people.

    • commodious spittoon

      -drinking

    • straffinrun

      Winston’s mom.

      • Crusty Juggler

        The only good answer. Thank you, friend.

    • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

      A Tale of Two Economies: Hong Kong, Cuba and the Two Men Who Shaped Them by Neil Monnery
      I’ve never listened to a podcast. Seriously.
      Movie? The Martian.
      TV Show? Surprisingly (to me) The Unicorn.
      Song/Artist: “Darling You” by Julia Westlin — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8TnhTnu_OA
      -anything I missed I just hungout with cops: that’s about it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      -Things Fall Apart
      -any EconTalk with Mike Munger
      -Lost in Translation (rewatched last night)
      -Mind Game
      -https://youtu.be/1iQBGaZ_kJ4
      -Canaletto
      -roads would be much better without other drivers.

    • juris imprudent

      About Face
      n/a
      Ford v. Ferrarri
      Chopped
      The Long Goodbye (original Paul Brady version)
      SugarFree
      Let’s here more about you and the cops

    • Akira

      -book
      End the Fed by Ron Paul. Yes, finally got around to reading it.

      -podcast
      Part of the Problem with Dave Smith, the “Biden’s Downfall” episode. This truly is my favorite podcast. Tom Woods, Jason Stapleton, and Lions of Liberty are great, but nobody cranks out over an hour of meaty discussion (on both current events and libertarian theory) like Dave and Robbie.

      -movie
      The entire Harry Potter series. Girlfriend wanted to watch it, and at first I thought it was gonna be some silly kids movie, but I actually liked it.

      -tv show
      Oz, the old HBO series about the prison. I got bored with it after two seasons; it’s just the same shit over and over again – being in prison fighting for control of the drug trade.

      -song
      “Ciaconna” by Antonio Bertali. I really love this one. It was composed in the mid-1600s, but it sounds very modern.

      -artist
      Edward Hopper.

  13. hayeksplosives

    Imaboutta head for the neighborhood golf club to lay waste to other patrons in Trivia. They have figured out the chink in my armor though: I know nothing of music post 2007.

    • KibbledKristen

      Have fun! Kill em!

    • Gustave Lytton

      the chink

      I believe they’re just called “Chinese” now.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Hayek has never been good with “ethnics”.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        That’s Chinee,

  14. Mojeaux

    OOoooooooOOOoooo we have a new Tulpa in pending! squeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • KibbledKristen

      Say wha??

      • UnCivilServant

        New commenter awaiting moderation.

        Mojeaux gets excited when they show up.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The view, I don’t want to see….

      • Mojeaux

        I do! I love new Tulpae!

    • hayeksplosives

      Didn’t someone write a helpful post about our verbal hazing rituals and Tulpas etc? We should show MafiaTwist before he backs slowly out of the room.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I slapped it down, how do you know it’s a he Hayek?

      • Jarflax

        It’s a screening ritual. If a “Fuck off Tulpa” drives them out how could they possibly stand listening to jerks like me?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Get in line old Man,,,

      • Charles Easterly

        “A … Guide to Glibertarians.com
        Posted by Tonio | Oct 15, 2019 ”

        I had not seen this article of Tonio’s until now, yet can I recommend it in that it may be informative to new visitors and current commentators who have not seen it previously.

    • Sean

      It’s been a big day for new posters. I encourage them.

      Lurkers, set your your inner Tulpa’s free.

      • Tundra

        Fucking right.

        And my list grew by another awesome Glib.

        You People amaze me. Thanks.

    • Crusty Juggler

      You rang?

  15. AlmightyJB

    Thanks to Spud for girl Canada. That was very much needed and appreciated.

    • Tundra

      I’d watch hockey with her.

      I’ll bet she could appreciate the nuances of the most beautiful of sport.

      • Rhywun

        I’m watching “Miracle” now. I know it’s not… her… but it’s fun.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Watch “Goon” next!

      • Tundra

        Excellent! I hope you dig it.

      • Rhywun

        I was flipping back and forth between that and tennis so I didn’t watch the whole thing but what I saw was enjoyable. And yeah, Kurt was damn good.

      • Tundra

        They used actual hockey players for most of the parts, so the simulated game was far better than the actual.

        I will be geeking out as we get closer.

      • Pope Jimbo

        How many periods would you watch with her before you got tired?

      • Tundra

        You’ve been married as long as I have.

    • Spudalicious

      She’s purty.

  16. Michael Bluth

    Since I missed the birthdayfest this morning, Happy Birthday Glibs! Many thanks to TPTB for the hospitality and making a great place. If I had more time to comment more, I just might do it. Otherwise, I’ll continue lurking and posting once in a blue moon.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Tulpa picked the one Bluth who thinks he is better than us.

      Hey Tulpa – eff your a with my d in your a.

      • Michael Bluth

        Well, I don’t think anyone’s going to top that.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Gob would.

    • commodious spittoon

      What do I always say is the most important thing?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        A phat ass?

      • Jarflax

        I’d go with willing over a phat ass.

    • Tres Cool

      Good doge!

      Give her treats and scritches

    • Tulip

      Aww, what a sweetie

    • kinnath

      My sheltie turned 13 two days ago.

    • DEG

      Awww

    • KibbledKristen

      Lookit that baby!

    • mindyourbusiness

      She’s a dandy, Yufus.

  17. LemonGrenade

    Work has been crazy and have to get back to work in a little bit, but wanted to say happy anniversary, all! Even when I only lurked, this site was my safe place. Thank you.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Howdy Lemon, hope things are good,,

      • LemonGrenade

        Thanks! Finally done with work, at midnight. Worst part of being a QA engineer – the developers will totally swallow the entire schedule, take extra time, even, and then expect QA to save the release. The development team took over four months to write this shit, and my minions and I are expected to finish testing it all in under four days. That’s fair, right??

  18. Private Chipperbot

    36oz of two hearted down. Time to lace them up and avoid the pond rockets.

    • DEG

      Two Hearted Ale is a good beer.

      • LemonGrenade

        Second the recommendation for Two Hearted.

  19. Drake

    So those new Littoral Combat Ships the Navy just spent many $Billions on? It’s time to retire them.
    Jhttps://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/32148/the-navy-now-wants-to-retire-the-first-four-of-its-troublesome-littoral-combat-ships

    • Gustave Lytton

      First they need to bring every flag officer who put a signature on those things back on active duty, bust them down to O-nothing and then kick them out.

    • CPRM

      Heh, they haven’t even finished making the initial order.

  20. straffinrun


    Max Boot
    @MaxBoot
    Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates—Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg—who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/1227673455883149312

      • juris imprudent

        Normally I wouldn’t like that tweet – but for Boot, I’ll make an exception.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      He needs to calm his tits. It’s going to happen anyway.

      • straffinrun

        Calm his tits? That’s Max asking for bukkake.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I hate it when I ask for bukkake and all I get is furikake.

      • straffinrun

        Order the “ekiben” and smile knowingly.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I basically had the American version on my way home from work.

      • straffinrun

        American version of bento is a Twinkie.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I would have put you down for a chirashizushi guy.

    • Winston

      I love it. Anyone but Trump until they realize that Sanders is terrible. And hoping that the Dem will trust them and that they would change the Dems rather then the other way around.

    • grrizzly

      If not, I’ll have to be a cheerleader for Bernie Sanders. Might be uncomfortable at first, but I’ll do it anyway.

  21. blighted_non_millenial

    Happy Birthday, Glibbies! Been a little more scarce than normal even for my mostly lurking self. Condoling to those who need condolences, encouragement to those who need encouraging. Work had been a mofo. Which isn’t a complaint, work is good.

  22. IntraveneousWoodChipper

    Assuming Trump doesn’t win, which Democrat do we think is least shitty that’s still in the race?

    As in which is the smallest shit sandwich of a candidate for American liberty? I can’t see much in the way of differences between them.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Mu.

      • Winston

        I was born but…

    • straffinrun

      Probably Klobuchar or Pete. 2A will be ruthlessly attacked regardless of who wins.

      • IntraveneousWoodChipper

        Pete has the craziest pro-abortion stance of them all apparently. And he’s a good looking man so the world will squeee over his smile while he shits on the Constitution.

        I think that I prefer Klobuchar, but only because I have the sense that she is the least terrible but is still really fucking awful.

      • Fourscore

        If Klobbies presidential tour is anything like her senatorial stuff we’re safe. She’s never did anything of significance. She’s Minnesoda born and raised. Boring, expect a Humphrey or Mondale look alike contest with her winning.

      • straffinrun

        She does look like McGovern. *Mindblown*

      • Rhywun

        Boring doesn’t sound so bad, actually.

      • Tundra

        She was a prosecutor.

        Evil and venal well before she hits boring.

        Cunte.

      • Rhywun

        Oh, I didn’t know that. Yeah, that’s a giant disqualifier for me.

      • RAHeinlein

        She wasn’t boring during the Kavanaugh hearings.

    • RAHeinlein

      Sadly, Bloomberg. The other two alleged moderates are spineless neophytes and have already shown themselves to raise their hands along with the extremes when asked any tough questions.

      • MikeS

        But that doesn’t mean they will actually govern as extremists. They just want to be elected.

        However, Bloomers is actually an authoritarian already and would likely get worse with power.

      • Rhywun

        True especially on guns and maybe crime, but on the economy he would probably be better than any of the other Dems. He doesn’t have much interest in identity politics nonsense.

      • one true athena

        Klobuchar less so -she at least hasn’t bent as much to the abortion nutcases. Plus, if it’s true she’s unpleasant to staff, she could get some #resistance within the WH (at least would be better than Obama’s slavish adoration)

        But yes, I agree– Pete is just an empty suit that other people will fill, so definitely not him.

        And Bloomberg. Man, he gives me the skeevies. I get a really authoritarian vibe off him. But yes, on paper he’s definitely not as far to the whacko as the others.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Bloomberg’s stance on violating my 2nd Amendment rights is as extreme as it gets. There is nothing moderate about wanting to turn the entire populace into serfs.

      • one true athena

        True. That part is not moderate – though the others would just be his mouthpiece on that issue anyway thanks to his orgs/$$, so I’m not sure it would make all that much of a difference. They all suck on guns.

        He’s gonna be Executive Order King on many issues, I think.

      • Jarflax

        ^This. The fact that we have an actual communist running doesn’t make the Fascists more appealing to me. Bloomberg is a textbook fascist technocrat. I get not being willing to vote for Trump, he isn’t an optimal choice, but anyone who votes for Bloomberg over Trump isn’t in the libertarian tent as far I am concerned. In many ways he is scarier to me than Bernie, Bloomberg is competent. You don’t build what he has built without being an effective executive. A competent fascist scares me more than an inept commie.

    • AlmightyJB

      I would say Buttjudge only because he’s not already a swamp rat. Still a fucking libtard though and wouldn’t vote for him. I do respect his legalize opiates stance though. He and CILF would make an interesting ticket.

  23. Crusty Juggler

    ‘I Am the Smelly Co-worker’

    If it does turn out it’s been an ongoing problem, the best approach is to be as matter-of-fact about it as you can with yourself. Don’t let your internal narrative be, “This is humiliating, I smell and everyone knows but no one has told me, and agggghhh how will I face people again?” Instead, the internal narrative you want is more like, “Well, something on me stinks! I’m going to figure out what it is.”

    I know that’s easier said than done — but the more you can see this as a weird thing that happened to you rather than as a personal failing, the better. And truly, this does not sound like a personal failing. You shower daily, wear deodorant, and keep your laundry clean — all the normal defenses most people have in place against our own stinky bodies. Something just wasn’t working the way you expected it to.

    It also should help to think about what you would think if you were the co-worker of someone who sometimes smelled. You probably wouldn’t think, “What a revolting person!” but rather, “Oh, she doesn’t realize.

    lol

    • Rhywun

      Bullshit. I had a rank coworker once and there’s no way any manager “pulled him into her office”. Nobody said a damn thing.

      • straffinrun

        I worked with an Egyptian chick that stunk. Rarely bathed but used extra perfume instead. A Canadian coworker guy told her to bathe more. She got irate.

      • AlmightyJB

        My first job was at a restaurant and we had a waiter who had really bad breath. The manager definitely told him.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I just fired someone for picking their nose. Not literally but lol yes nose picking.

  24. Gender Traitor

    List the last you enjoyed:

    -book: Beyond the Edge of the Map
    -podcast: Don’t listen to any
    -movie: Can’t remember – don’t watch many, and rarely in a theater.
    -tv show: Forged in Fire, which is on right now.
    -song: “Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes” linked by Spud in the last thread in memory of Joseph Shabalala
    -artist: Charley Harper (I use a datebook full of his illustrations every year.) Fun stuff, sometimes subtle humor if you look closely.
    -anything I missed: I knit and do a little crochet so that I can feel productive when I’m being a couch potato.

    • UnCivilServant

      Aww, man, now I have to finish the sequel.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yes. Yes, you do. Have you ever incurred the wrath of a redhead?

    • MikeS

      -book: It’s been so long I’m not even sure, but a Louis L’Amour title would be likely.
      -podcast: The Business of Machining
      -movie: Yellowbeard
      -tv show: Endeavour (backstory of Inspector Morse)
      -song: Chelsea Dagger
      -artist: Gary Larson
      -anything I missed: It’s fucking cold here

      • Chafed

        Fess up. Your last book was Penthouse Letters.

    • AlmightyJB

      Tomorrow’s work from home attire. Gym shorts and T-Shirt.

  25. Winston

    Man US factional splits are so boring. Where’s my Joe Chamberlains, Hartingtons and WACky Bennett?

  26. KibbledKristen

    Speaking of songs, I’m looking for suggestions to add to my Hype Song playlist. It’s proven to be nicely anxiety-reducing. I like songs that make you strut when you’re walking down the street.

    Some examples: Uptown Funk, Shipping Up to Boston, That’s Not My Name (my most recent favorite), Hollaback Girl, Let it Rock, Lust for Life, Power is On, etc.

    Can be any genre as long as it’s a good struttin song.

    • The Hyperbole

      Pretty much anything by James Brown, but I’d put Cold Sweat and There Was A Time at the top of the list.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’m On a Roll by Over the Rhine, pride of Cincinnati.

      • Tres Cool

        heh.

        I have an OTR cassette

      • Gender Traitor

        My favorite album of theirs is Good Dog, Bad Dog. Also like The Trumpet Child (whence coming the song I linked above) and Ohio.

      • Gender Traitor

        (“coming” s/b “cometh”)

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, if you need some intro music while you’re walking to a meeting?

        SHAFT!

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, I almost listed that Sheena Easton!

      • Tres Cool

        Fun fact- her hit “Sugarwalls” was composed by Prince.

      • Tundra

        Prince did a shit-ton of songs for hotties,

        Like this

        Damn.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You didn’t link to Vanity 6?

      • Mojeaux

        Vanity and Nikki Sixx shot up heroin together.

        (I was going to link to “Nasty Girl.”)

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, she was one of Prince’s protegees.

    • CPRM

      Try to NOT strut to this, I don’t think it’s possible.

      • KibbledKristen

        Now that was a surprising song – right up my alley! Makes me want to walk and punch someone at the same time!

      • Tres Cool

        “…thats how you know it’s working!”

    • MikeS

      I like what I call “Walking Songs”. Songs that make you just want to get up and walk, and yes, strut a bit. Here’s a couple of my favorites:

      Trampled Under Foot

      Superstition

      • Mojeaux

        Superstition is good, but it’s too slow for what I *think* she wants. That’s why it’s not in my walking playlist.

      • KibbledKristen

        You’re right – I’m not necessarily looking for actual songs about strutting or funk-type songs (though most are excellent). I’m looking for more power-type songs. That make you feel confident & energetic. P!nk has a lot of songs in that genre.

      • CPRM

        Synthesizers! (wait for it)

      • KibbledKristen

        Katy Perry also has a lot of songs in the power genre. Yes, I enjoy Katy Perry. Fuck off.

      • Mojeaux

        *high five*

        Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe”

    • Tundra

      Not sure why the fuck this rolled up, but even if this doesn’t work for you it works for me 🙂

    • Mojeaux

      Bruno Mars “That’s What I Like”
      Bruno Mars “24K Magic”
      Justin Timberlake (with or without Michael Jackson) “Love Never Felt So Good”
      Róisín Murphy “Rama Lama (Bang Bang)”
      Earth, Wind, & Fire “September”
      Estelle & Kanye West “American Boy”
      Outkast “I Like the Way You Move”
      Miranda Lambert “Mama’s Broken Heart”
      Katrina and the Waves “Walking on Sunshine”
      Hoku “Perfect Day”
      Janelle Monae “Tightrope”
      Janelle Monae “Q.U.E.E.N.”
      Imani Coppola “Legend of a Cowgirl”
      Janet Jackson “All for You”
      Janet Jackson “Runaway”
      Joss Stone “Girl They Won’t Believe It”
      Little Mix “Wings”
      Madonna “Hanky Panky”
      Maroon 5 “Makes Me Wonder”
      Natasha Bedingfield “Touch”
      Robin Thicke “Blurred Lines”
      Santana & Rob Thomas “Smooth”
      Santana “Hold On”

      Okay, look, people, she asked for walking music. Shut up.

      • KibbledKristen

        Yeah, baby!

      • Mojeaux

        I have not yet put my walking playlist on YouTube. I have some, but not very many.

        Search Angel & the Mambokats for mambo, also.

      • KibbledKristen

        I have “Get Some” (Lykke Li) on my hype list – it fits in nicely with your list

      • Mojeaux

        Neil Sedaka “Laughter in the Rain”
        Bobby Brown “Humpin’ Around”
        S Club 7 “S Club Party”
        Spice Girls “Spice Up Your Life”
        Lady Gaga “Bad Romance”
        Shania Twain “Man, I Feel Like a Woman”
        Outkast “Roses”
        Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson “Scream”

      • KibbledKristen

        I have “Poker Face” – I should explore more Lady Gaga

      • Charles Easterly

        “Okay, look, people, she asked for walking music. Shut up.”

        Thus: No responses posted to your comments here?

      • Charles Easterly

        Mojoeaux,

        It seems that the time it took me to take (approximately four minutes) to respond to you answered my question.

      • Mojeaux

        LOL I was trying to head off any ridicule at my silly list. I’m terribly pedestrian in my tastes. IOW, I’m a basic bitch.

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Sissy Strut.Sissy Strut

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Also, most of your DLR era Van Halen.

      • Mojeaux

        I can’t get to it, sorry. 🙁

    • Bill Door

      This is sort of late, but what about this one from St. Paul and the Broken Bones. https://youtu.be/RBNzf3my46A It’s got a good beat.

  27. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Republican_Army

    The playwright and former IRA member Brendan Behan once said that the first issue on any Irish organisation’s agenda was “the split”

    What’s the libertarian equivalent?

    • AlmightyJB

      The purity test. There can be only one.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      The Dallas Accord and its eventual demise.

      • Winston

        You Know Who Else did something in Dallas?

      • Tundra

        Debbie?

      • UnCivilServant

        I went to a gun range and a wargaming convention.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Larry Hagman?

      • Crusty Juggler

        John Connally?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Michael Irvin?

      • Crusty Juggler

        DFW Knight?

      • AlmightyJB

        The CIA

      • Crusty Juggler

        Terdema Ussery?

      • Tres Cool

        Governor Ann Richards ?

      • Tres Cool

        “…to Ann Richards and is famous for saying of rape “if it’s inevitable, relax and enjoy it.””

      • Spudalicious

        Tom Landry?

      • Tres Cool

        That dude had great style. And hats.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist Scum

        Why, thanks,Tres! But, my hats aren’t all that.

      • MikeS

        Norm Green?

      • Tundra

        *drops gloves*

        *weeps*

      • Chafed

        I had no idea that occurred.

  28. Crusty Juggler

    – American Tabloid (a re-read)
    -Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast
    -Leave No Trace
    -The Expanse
    -Dissolve Absofacto
    -The person who did those John Wick posters I like
    -seriously I just hungout with cops

  29. JD is Unemployed

    How ’bout them cowboys?

  30. creech

    We’re milling around in center city this afternoon, waiting to form up for the Lincoln Day parade. Woman, maybe 25, comes up and asks what us Civil War soldiers are doing.
    “Didn’t you hear. Things aren’t going too well in Afghanistan, so us Civil War Veterans have been called up to fight.” Says she, “Well the least they could have done is give you modern uniforms. Good luck to you over there.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      Wool is both warm and flame resistant. Not the worst choice for uniform wear…

    • Chafed

      Could you see her lobotomy scar?

  31. Winston

    Speaking of the Civil War and the IRA

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ridgeway

    The action at Ridgeway has the distinction of being the only armed victory for the cause of Irish independence between the Irish Rebellion of 1798 and the Irish War of Independence in 1919.

    The Fenians wore an assortment of blue U.S. Army and grey Confederate Army tunics, some with green facings sewn to them, but many of the Fenians took to the field in civilian clothing with green scarves. The Fenians carried battle standards consisting of the Irish ‘sunburst’ in gold on a green background and one standard featuring the Irish Harp.

    • Tundra
      • Winston

        I prefer the Hollywood Rose.

      • Tundra

        For your mom.

        Please give her my best.

  32. mikey

    We have a bird feeder outside our kitchen window. It attracts two kinds of birds.
    Birds that eat sunflower seeds
    And
    Birds that eat birds that eat sunflower seeds.
    http://imgur.com/a/iao4LtT

    • Tundra

      Red tail?

      • mikey

        Coopers. Much smaller. About magpie size.
        Sits in the tree above the feeder and waits for a meal. It’s pretty impressive to see it bring down a dove in mid-flight

      • mikey

        Watching it eat the dove while the dove is still alive not so much fun.

        Nature really doesn’t give a fuck.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Spent last weekend with my dad down in Port Isabel, TX. From his place we watched ospreys catch and eat fish every day. Wife wasn’t too thrilled to see that the fish were alive while being eaten.

        Yeah, nature tends not to care too much about the feelz

      • Don Escaped Texas

        One of my grandmothers was abundantly Choctaw. Catch a fish and she would have it fried up and we’d have it eaten in minutes. Afterwards, our bellies full, we would listen to the clicking of the head, as awake as cold-blooded things ever are, still nailed to the tree where she had gutted and skinned him.

      • hayeksplosives

        I woke up one night to the dulcet tones of a rabbit being eviscerated right outside the bedroom window in Friendly Fridley, MN a few years ago.

        Rabbits do scream. Not something for the faint of heart.

      • Tundra

        Ah yes. They all seem to have the mottled breast.

        Do people still hunt with hawks and falcons?

      • mikey

        A fun YouTube rathole

      • Mojeaux

        I had to give up on one YouTube channel. Dude in Utah rescues sick birds and nurses them back to health.

        Well, that’s what’s supposed to happen. I got invested in a golden eagle and 20 minutes later he DIED! Then, an owl. Same thing.

        I quit that channel.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Owls do the same: thin out the starlings and the squirrels.

        You don’t hear a thing and then suddenly like a gun went off.

    • Mojeaux

      Birds! Raptors and corvids, oh my!

    • Mojeaux

      He’s a cutiepie.

      I love birds of prey. They’re like cats with wings.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That was in my front yard last summer. Came home to see him chomping away on a squirrel who hadn’t been keeping a weather eye out. By the next morning not even the tail was left.

  33. Spudalicious

    Geez. Who let the libertarian women out of their crates?

    • Cacciatore

      Damned abolitionists.

    • Chafed

      *ducks. Looks for cover*

      • Cacciatore

        It was him!

        *points and stares with hollow eyes*

    • LemonGrenade

      There are enough of us you need more than one crate?

      • Spudalicious

        I like you at least to be comfortable in your captivity. Makes you more compliant.

        *hides behind computer screen*

      • LemonGrenade

        I snarfed.

  34. Cacciatore

    Happy glibversary y’all. Apropos of nothing but my avatar I picked up a Moonwatch in mint condition on Monday. Hope all is well with my favorite glibs (which are all of you!)

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      Oooh, fancy. I’m trying to keep my watch buying sub-$1,000 these days.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        https://www.christopherward.com/

        I bought my kid one of these. Accurate (knocked off some great movements) but too easy to overwind (warranty means postage to the UK).

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        Yep, on my radar.

        I semi-recently bought a Seiko Presage Enamel Tonneau dress watch, which I’m very pleased with, but my everyday wear watch is a Unimatic.

        I’ve got a Breitling I bought a million years ago and was considering a new Omega, then decided I’d rather have 10 less expensive watches than a single spendy watch.

    • Chafed

      I’m ignorant. What is a Moonwatch?

      • Lord Digby: Elitist Scum

        A watch you keep in your moon, duh!

  35. Festus

    Happy Happy to the Glibs! I’m just strafing through tonight but wanted to say that I love this place and everyone here.

  36. egould310

    The Watchmen graphic novel
    I don’t podcast
    Death Bed-The Bed That Kills
    Hello T’Jane

    https://youtu.be/n-JKydozBn4

    Holy Tunics
    Fuck the police.

  37. CPRM

    Watched some of the ‘Special Features’ on the ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters’ DVD I’ve had for over a decade tonight. And all I can say is ‘Cheaters!’ They had more than one person writing/directing/animating/ doing all the voices. I pass out now.

    • CPRM

      I mean, there oughta be a law that forces them to have to compete with me on my own terms, otherwise it’s unequal and inequitable!

  38. one true athena

    -book – something by Georgette Heyer, I think it was
    -podcast – don’t do those
    -movie – Knives Out
    -tv show – The Mandalorian (I’m also watching The Outsider, on HBO, which I like because it’s super Fincher-esque and I like Ben Mendolsson, but “enjoy” is a strong word. I’ll probably never watch it again)
    -song – Meg Myers cover of “Running Up that Hill”
    -artist – Can I be cheesy mom and say my son? He drew a cartoon cat driving a race car for his grandpa’s hospital room a couple days ago. Off-the-charts enjoyment!

    • straffinrun

      Not cheesy at all. The ability to simultaneously see beauty and barf in the same picture comes with becoming a parent.

      • Gustave Lytton

        At least three people got joy from the picture, so already doing better than a Pollock piece, right?

      • straffinrun

        Kids’ drawings are the best. Lack of pretension FTW.

  39. hayeksplosives

    OT: I am profoundly sad at the moment. Yesterday my husband had an emotional breakdown and admitted that he hated moving to California . I cheered him up and he thanked me then and then also today a couple of times.

    Tonight all was well but in the last hour or so the cable internet went out a couple of times while we were trying to stream a show.

    He lost it, and said he just wants an antenna and three channels. Being practical, I pointed out that we’d tried the antenna to now avail because there isare too many mountains and we’re too far from the towers.

    He said then we’ll put up a 15 foot pole antenna. Agsin, I resorted to facts, but he declared he was going to call and do it anyway.

    I said (forgetting the Ferguson rule) that “and that’s why we have separate checking accounts.” He said yeah, we can have separate bedrooms too. I asked if he was serious and what he thought I’d said wrong. He said Shut up Shut up Shut up, and when I tried to interject, he morphed from shut up to fuck you over and over

    I dutifully moved my CPAP and alarm clock into the guest room.

    And he’s calling me petulant for sleeping in the guest room. I don’t like to go to bed angry but if the debate is declared done and I can’t say anything, I’m out.

    He’s still muttering about how I am terrible and an idiot.

    I have to agree I’m an idiot. He’s exhibit A.

    Man, I’ve been trying so hard to fall back in love with him.

    Fuck my life.

    But I got my health!

    • Lord Digby: Elitist Scum

      Oh, man… Well, cheers to your health, M’Lady.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist Scum

        My apologies for the lameness of that response. I would heartily agree with the sentiment that you don’t merit that treatment.

    • Lackadaisical

      As mojo would say, it’s not about x. Although at least he had the decency to tell you that flat out. Obviously he’s pretty bitter and resentful about the move. Sounds like relationship poison if you both can’t get over it. Sounds like you’re financially significantly more successful than him, does that also cause him distress? California is more expensive to live in than Minnesota(?), yeah?

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Hayek, I’m so sorry. I can possibly help with local counselor referrals, and much more probably with legal referrals; whichever you prefer to hear about. Ask TPTB for my e-mail, I guess. (Am also in phone book but not under TO’G, obviously…)

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        To amend this somewhat as a local: would he be happier moving closer to town/coast? Cuz from what I gather you are near a major freeway but still pretty rural. I don’t know what life was like for youse in MN, having never been there.

      • hayeksplosives

        No, he won’t be happy until he can turn back time and be perfectly entrenched in Minnesota.

        So I’m going to make inquiries to find out whether I can support him living in Minnesota while I stay here.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Aw, sugar, I’m sorry.

        I’d be surprised if I couldn’t help with the legal side. Let me know.

      • Lord Digby: Elitist Scum

        That’s for you TOG. Well, for anyone who’s a fan and/or needs to be careful.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        LDES: I think about that every time I hear Icarus!

        Why won’t it let me reply to you? no option.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        every time I hear ‘careful’, for that matter–

    • straffinrun

      I’ve slept on the couch 5 or 6 times over our two decade marriage. Same with the wife. It happens. I recognized when I was being unreasonable and apologized the next day. Same with the wife. My fear is that a silly argument that meant nothing in the big picture would destroy the other stuff we’d built together. Or…the argument is a manifestation of deeper problems. Tough call. Good luck and remember that patience and biting your tongue are the wise moves.

  40. Lackadaisical

    Just returned to the glorious USA 12 hours back. Nothing makes you more grateful than spending a few weeks abroad. Spent about a week in Dubai, 1 week in Mumbai and 5 days in a city/town called Beawar (literally a corruption of “be aware”). let me just tell you, it’s an accurate description. need to play with the 2 year old so may continue this later. . .

    • straffinrun

      Got offered a job in Dubai years ago, but passed on it. How was it?

      • Lackadaisical

        The city is very clean, and amazingly orderly for a place mostly inhabited by native Indians and Pakistanis. My friends there said the native emiratis are very racist, and pay is basically determined by your country of origin. Out of her 19th floor balcony I could make out no less than 40 cranes building (what I consider to be ) skyscrapers. So the outlines of the city are always changing. They’re always trying to make the next greatest this or that thing. I felt the place was sort of ‘ fake’. The real tall buildings were sort of inorganically placed and many malls and stores were not as busy as they should have been (my friend in retail confirmed things were slow for them and there’s lots of competition). Prices in the new part of town were comparable to the U.S.

        In the older part of town things are much more natural and I paid about 10 bucks for a big breakfast for 4 people. Rules are a little laxer (technically, no swearing, no revealing clothes, no porn, etc), leaflets for what looked like a restaurant menu at first sight (Thai, Chinese, Korean!) turn out to be ubiquitous ads for prostitutes (add Russian, Ukrainian, etc).

        I way over paid to do a desert ‘safari’, but that was fun anyway. Deserts are much more beautiful than I had imagined. I think all the money is made in the old and industrial parts, the new areas are just a giant tourist trap, and it shows, it all appears as a bit of a facade.

  41. Gender Traitor

    Finally figured out where to find the number of comments I’ve made here (this one is 3,302) but lack permission to see more detail. As far as I can tell, the general search function only brings up a few posts (perhaps wherein the author has taken my name in vain or otherwise appropriated the term?) Maybe it’s just as well I can’t easily look back and see some of the lame things I’ve said here. Still, I’d be curious to see how soon after the site’s inception I’d found my way here and (wisely or no) worked up the nerve to open my mouth.

    Belated thanks, TPTB, for making and maintaining this virtual “comfort zone” for assorted weirdos.

    • UnCivilServant

      The oldest comment of yours I found was This one

      Gender Traitor on May 19, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      There are a few of us, but I’m married, so that does you no good.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks! Hey – today is Banker story day, yes? I suspect I’ll add to my comment count after I read it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes, part 4 of 5 drops at the lunchtime slot.

      • Gender Traitor

        Looking forward to it, as always. For now, I’d best get ready for an early start to my commute – we’re getting the dreaded Wintry Mix outside, and local news is reporting a couple of slide-off accidents right around where I have to exit the interstate to get to my office.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fun. We have the same sort of weather here, but no accidents so far that I’ve heard about.

  42. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just got THE call, I’ll be back, Fuck ME

    • UnCivilServant

      I hope it isn’t as bad as that comment makes it sound.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        it really is this time,they already brought her back once,

      • Trigger Hippie

        Bless you, Bob. I’ll hope for the best.

    • Gender Traitor

      Take care, Yusef.

  43. Yusef drives a Kia

    I will, and I’ll keep you guys posted, you are my Family after all,
    Peace!

    • hayeksplosives

      Oh, man. We feel for you.

      We love ya lots!