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  1. Q Continuum

    Those of you looking to buy cheap ammo during the panic should go to http://www.ammoseek.com . They always have the lowest prices and you should be able to find whatever you’re looking for.

    • Raston Bot

      ^this

      i used ammoseek today after putting some stuff in my cart at a retailer site and having the ammo bought out from under me in the time it took me to calculate shipping.

  2. Spudalicious

    Anybody got some shit paper? In a few days, I’ll be happy to give up my e-mail for a few rolls of shit paper. And I have ammo to trade. Quality for quality, of course.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I can get some but the drive….

    • Tundra

      Plenty. How’s your guest room?

      • Spudalicious

        The guy that transported our stuff when we moved asked it if was the master.

        And the bar is full. GPS coordinates enroute.

      • Tundra

        Truck is full of cheap gas!

        My neighbor paid $1.59 at Costco yesterday.

      • MikeS

        Check your gas privilege! I paid $1.92 today. Still not bad.

      • UnCivilServant

        Gas was $2.479 last I saw 🙁

      • MikeS

        Dayum! What was it pre-panic?

    • Ozymandias

      Spud – the wife managed to get an order of commercial TP from Staples, so we’ve got like 12 of those giant wheels of standard corporate bathroom paper if you need it. (It’s not like the usual 30 grit asswipe, but it’s not Charmin either). TPTB can share my contact info and I can ship you a couple. Should be enough to last until well after this stupidity ends. If you’re truly interested in trading value for value, I’d take whatever you believe is the equivalent of .40 S&W, 12 gauge, or 22 revolver (in order of preference).

      • Spudalicious

        Thanks, Ozy! If I get that desperate, I’ll be in touch. Given that the entire state only has eleven confirmed cases, I’m beyond annoyed.

      • Ozymandias

        You’re in the Valley, right? If so, just let me know and I can drive it over any time. I’m looking for an excuse to get out on the motorcycle anyway. I can throw a wheel or two in a backpack and cruise over.

      • SP

        He’s (far) out of state, sadly.

      • Ozymandias

        I don’t mind shipping it instead. Thanks, SP.

    • Tejicano

      What is the largest city you are close to? I’ll be driving from Seattle to Albuquerque in about a week. I should be able to pick up some supplies at a military base along the way.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I’m in northern NM if you want to get together for a beer (assuming that there is any place open).

        jemezhobbit at the gmail.

    • LJW

      Just go to CVS and buy 1 Snickers. The receipt should provide you with a weeks supply.

      • CZmacure

        Actual out loud lols. Thanks.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    I am offering HVAC, plumbing and Electrical Services to anyone within 300 miles of me, at cost,

    • MikeS

      My vacuum is broke. North Dakota isn’t a whole lot over your lame mileage limit, is it?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Did you check the thermostat?

      • UnCivilServant

        It was absent entirely.

        Much broke.

  4. gbob

    In the worst case where there’s a full lock down (not that we get that dumb unless the death rate goes away up…or we get even dumber as a society) I’ll have a grocery hookup with first dibs on TP and whatever is short. Feel free to hit me up.

    This one can be edited out, but if someone lives in a state where a certain medicinal herb is available, I’m in a spot. The close of the Canadian border cut out a resource I need for my back.

    If anyone is stranded in WNY, I have a guest room if you dont mind living with people who will insist on music and cocktails all night.

    • Ozymandias

      I have a jar of some good herb that’s gettin’ a little dry, but still grinds up nice, smells, good, and “works.” Ask TPTB if you get desperate. Speaking of which, I need to go run to the dispensary and stock up! I’ll take (hypothetical) requests if anyone wants to leave them here and we can figure it out later.

      • gbob

        Deal. I’m hoping in a couple weeks this madness might be over!

      • Ozymandias

        I’m gonna cruise down in a little bit. Hypothetically speaking only, but are you a sativa or indica guy? And have a preference on delivery method: i.e. flower, vape canisters, edibles, etc.?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Dude, you are the Best of Friends, Bravo Sir!

      • gbob

        Flower. I’m an old man. I still have to have people explain to me the whole dap thing each and every single damn time. Hmm…for end of the world, I think I could groove pretty well on indica.

      • Ozymandias

        *makes sign of the cross in front of gbob*

      • Tundra

        Seriously.

        If one of you degenerates could put together a primer on weed options and pros/cons, I would probably adopt you.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I can do that, and Ozy and eGould and the Hippie dude and probably many others……

      • Lackadaisical

        gbob, given how quickly the state went full authoritarian, I doubt that it will only be a few weeks. the directive at my work is no travel until June, and we haven’t been allowed in to the office since Monday. fwiw I am also in buffalo, though my apocalypse stores are sadly low unless you just need a warm bed to lay in.

      • gbob

        I’m convinced we’re going to have a lockdown in place soon. I suspect that because I’m doing Instacart grocery shopping, I’ll be allowed to use the roads. If you run low on any staples, let me know. Or if you need a pint and some darts and the bars are closed, feel free to hit the Island.

      • Lackadaisical

        Thanks sir. you mentioning the island makes me wonder if I already know you. you didn’t help anyone move last weekend did you?

      • gbob

        I have fucked up my life in many bad ways, but avoiding moving other people is one of the few things I’ve managed to do right.

  5. Tres Cool

    I’m offering to send Jugsy to see her ‘kin’ down in Corn County, while inviting GT for drinks and Snu-Snu.

    +2 Hubba

    • Gender Traitor

      Drinks are fine, but two strikes against snu-snu: Mr. GT and the fact that I’m a size 8 (6 on a good day!) ; )

      • Tres Cool

        /orders copious amounts of Wendy’s

      • Not Another Naked Digby

        /takes furious notes

      • Tres Cool

        I do got TP and Milwaukee’s Beast Diet, in case things get reckless.

        I would have adequate amounts of 12 ga in sizes between #8, 00, and slugs. But that damn tornado in May blew it all away….

      • MikeS

        *ears perk up*

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    I have nothing to offer. Well, I have plenty of TP, but I’m pretty sure that the nearest glib is a 4 hour drive away.

    But moral support!

    • Spartacus

      I think I’m about 2.5 hours from you, but we’ve been shitstorm busy here. My faculty have put over 1000 sections of classes online in the past week. Remarkably few glitches, all things considered. Frankly we don’t really want it to go too smoothly, lest our FL legislature get ideas about making this permanent.

  7. Yusef drives a Kia

    Anyone want to trade a Fender Telecaster for a Shotty? AZ is easiest,
    I’m holding on to my Cash, but Red is a beauty, and i need defense

    • BakedPenguin

      Sorry, Yusef. I got a Les Paul a few month back, and oh, it’s a beauty. Guitar needs are taken care of.

      Also, other side of the country.

  8. Timeloose

    Anyone still able to freely transverse the state checkpoints to my neck of PA can get a free meal, a beer or seven, and liquor. Sat will be ribs and chicken on the smoker.

  9. gbob

    Any PA glibs, I’m happy to mail hooch.

    • Timeloose

      I’m expecting a delivery tomorrow. My trip to the beer store this morning was productive. They had Duck Rabbit Cherry Porter and Warsteiner in the bargain bin for 1$ a piece

      • Lackadaisical

        the world really has gone mad. love both those.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Cherry Porter? Send me some! I’m all out!

    • DEG

      Same. I’ll ship booze to PA folks. NH liquor stores are still open, but I saw a few people panic buying when I was at one earlier.

    • Crusty Juggler

      I will run ‘shine from the Hudson Valley to Pa – let me know!

      The trade off?

      Your mouth.

    • Drake

      I should start a booze delivery service to Eastern PA.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I’m available weekends.

      • Sensei

        I think you and I are likely closest, but still and hour plus apart.

        I’ve no need of anything in particular, but if you are in a bind let me know if you think I might have it.

        You’ve likely owned and lost more equipment in boating accidents than I have.

      • Drake

        Thank you sir – and we do need an tristate Glib meet up when this blows over.

  10. Tundra

    I love this place.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I like the IRL background we share, a close knit group we are,
      love ya Tundra!

      • Tundra

        Love you too, Yusef!

        Go help those people.

    • Playa Manhattan

      OFF TOPIC!!!

    • Swiss Servator

      I was an hungered and ye fed me…

  11. Yusef drives a Kia

    I have been in contact with a number of Homeless People just because I’m at the park all the time, and I see the shit they are going through and help when I can.
    The Casinos all closed so there is plenty of food at the food banks, so i went with Mike the Homeless and helped unload a truck’s worth of food.Tomorrow I’m going to stage a BBQ and feed some folks a hot meal, feels good to help out

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Yer a mensch, Yusef.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I thought I was doing good, Oh and I spoke to several Hot old Ladies today,
        Yusef still has it!

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Do they know you’re a widower?

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        If so you might garner more attention than you anticipated.

        (No offense meant to dear W….)

    • Agent Cooper

      Great work, buddy.

  12. Florida Man

    I’m flying back to Florida tomorrow. I’ll update with any information on COVID to this page as I get it and a report from the hospital Monday. The resort is down to 20 percent of normal capacity and Costa Rica has closed internal and international borders. Hopefully no issues getting home.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Safe passage to you, and don’t forget to hold your breath………….

  13. Chipwooder

    I have little to offer but my sharp wit and keen intelligence…..wait…..

    Scratch that – I have nothing at all to offer.

  14. Aloysious

    Idaho panic buying might be on the downside. Limits of one unit per purchase are being enacted, just so the hoarders don’t buy all of certain key products. Store hours have been shortened by two hours.

    Screechy snowflakes are still making their presence felt.

    Making pastrami tomorrow.

    • Aloysious

      Sorry. Posted, then read the intro.

  15. Crusty Juggler

    It’s called sex work.

    And I’m buying.

    crustyjuggler7@gmail.com

    and you know what that 7 stands for…

    • Chipwooder

      George Costanza’s firstborn?

    • gbob

      Fine. I borrowed a wig from Winston’s Mom. That’ll be five bucks.

    • Swiss Servator

      I am so close to nuking this comment…

    • Tejicano

      “and you know what that 7 stands for…”

      Centimeters?

    • Idle Hands

      Yas.

  16. Atanarjuat

    I got let go from a good paying position (for me), but found 3 weeks of work on a high rise construction project (making about half what I was, but I’m thankful for it). After that, who knows. But someone sent me this link, a list of work from home income thingies (probably paying dismally, but hey).

    https://realwaystoearnmoneyonline.com/work-from-home-jobs-non-phone/

  17. Drake

    I don’t need anything and don’t have much to offer, but if anyone gets in a jam in northern NJ, give a shout.

  18. Plisade

    Tennessee appears to be relatively sane in all this. I’ve got plenty of places to crash at my place. Restaurants are still open south of Nashville where I live. The typical TP shortages, but I’ve plenty for now. TPTB have my email.

  19. Playa Manhattan

    Anyone want to order chloroquine (the anti-malaria that reportedly helps with covid)?

    Order it from overseas at intrameds.com

    I ordered mine a week ago.

    Or, ask your doctor, who will probably say no because they’re rationing.

    • MikeS

      Which one did you get, Playa? Has anyone heard what kind of doses they are giving people?

      • Playa Manhattan

        Generic Chloroquine 250mg x 60.

        I didn’t get 500mg in case my kids need to take it.

      • Chafed

        I went to the site to order some. It doesn’t appear to be on their site.

    • Jarflax

      Is Intramed actually providing the meds or is it a scam?

      • Playa Manhattan

        I have a tracking number that says that package that is in transit from India to San Francisco right now.

        Also, I paid with a credit card. Scammers usually don’t take credit cards; it’s too easy to reverse the charges.

        If they wanted payment by ACH, Bitcoin, Zelle, or Western Union, I would have said hell no.

      • IRBE

        India meds are legit. Problem is getting thru customs. Tell them it is for animal research. Sometimes they get sent back….Pragmatic solution on your part.

  20. Ownbestenemy

    Self Isolation Day One: found out a technician is getting tested also at the ATCT here in Vegas. Not a direct peer so not worried.

    Things I have learned. My sons have brown and blue eyes and I have properly learned their names instead of “hey stupid!” or “idiot!”

    I remembered that I do love my wife and we apparently have bought a good amount of supplies several weeks ago to last us.

  21. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

    I dont have much to offer besides anything turned or machined. You want a stainless steel buttplug? I can get that to you.

    Also I think I have some spare 5.25″ floppies.

    • Sensei

      When the end of days comes it’s always good to know somebody with a milling machine.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Well…yeah, hoping to get my 80% lower tuned tomorrow. IYKWIMAITYD

    • Crusty Juggler

      ” You want a stainless steel buttplug? I can get that to you.”

      crustyjuggler7@gmail.com thanks.

      “Also I think I have some spare 5.25″ floppies.”

      You and me both, brother, which is why I always make a monthly Blue Chew purchase.

      • Spartacus

        I still have a 5.25″ disk drive, in case you ever need to actually use those.

  22. dbleagle

    I’m kinda off the beaten path but if you wash up on Oahu’s shores let me know. I can help with a few things and may force you to take home grown tomatoes, green beans and apple bananas.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Hey sailor

      • IRBE

        You are my favorite glib…

      • dbleagle

        UPDATE: If you show up in the next 72 hours I will force bananas on you. I just harvested a stalk

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Oh, and I ain’t helping anyone.

      Ass, gas, or grass – No one exists for free.

      • Charles Easterly

        “… – No one exists for free.”

        So, HM, death is the price for life which will be paid in full?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Charles gets it.

  23. grrizzly

    Let me know if you need to fly domestically at this time. We can discuss the options you have and I might help you with booking award flights on Jetblue, United, Delta, etc.

  24. Naptown Bill

    FWIW, if there’s anybody in the Annapolis, MD area I’m WFH for the foreseeable future and have an SUV and a pickup. If someone needs something run to their place within, say, a 30 minute drive, or wellness checks on folks in the area, or whatever I haven’t thought of, hit me up. My handle has a link to my website, and my email is bill@ my website. It ain’t much, and I’ll just say right now I can’t do much in the financial sense, but there it is. And for that matter, if there’s something I can do remotely–which I can’t imagine, but whatevs–don’t hesitate to ask. I’ve got a baby in the house and older relatives in the mix so I’m trying to stay in quasi-lockdown so I won’t be giving out hugs, but otherwise, if I can be of help please let me know.

  25. DenverJ

    I have a very few rolls of TP I can donate (like one or two, but they are ginormous industrial ones). Basic food staples if someone is truly desperate. No ammo (hell no gun) or water.

  26. egould310

    I’m in Seattle. I’ll be in town for at least the next two weeks, and my schedule is flexible. I can’t offer monetary support. But I have a car, can do wellness checks, help with errands, etc. I bought a bunch of booze today and I have lots of guitars. Don’t know how that helps anyone, but if you’re in western Washington, I’m happy to lend a hand or mix a cocktail. Email my handle at google dot com.

    Stay healthy, everybody.

    Gratuitous music link; slightly on topic https://youtu.be/4SHIEKeubCM

  27. Akira

    Kinda OT, but…

    Anyone else get sick of people who are just blabbering non-constructive negativity about the situation all damn day? Some people in my life just feel the need to frantically text me every time the number of deaths reaches a certain milestone, every time some region gets locked down, and every time the stock markets take another shit. And it’s not solution-oriented discussion, either, like “This bad thing happened, but we can come out OK if we do ______“. It’s just a link to some disconcerting news item and the only comment they have to add is “we’re seriously fucked“. I’m sick of fucking hearing it. I don’t want to damage any relationships over this shit, but I’ve been ignoring and blocking a lot of people.

    Yes, it’s a bad situation. Yes, it’s important to keep up with new developments. But that doesn’t mean you have to go cauterwauling every single piece of bad news. If you think it’s all doom and gloom from here on out, why are you even doing anything? Just crawl in your hole and wait for the end.

    Dunno, maybe it’s just me… Part of my mind is constantly generating paranoia, pessimism, and anxiety, and it’s hard work to fight them off, so I get a little irritated when other people try to push them into my life for no reason.

    PS: I’m not talking about anyone on this website; every discussion I’ve seen here has been remarkably Stoic and measured.

    PPS: I have 30 pounds of brown rice, a gallon of olive oil, 8 pounds of lentils, and TONS of good books in this little house.

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Can I come to your house for mujadarrah some day? 😉

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Aw crap, I just did the verboten thing. Sorry.

      • Akira

        Haha sure brah. I was thinking a lentil curry with coconut milk and maybe some lamb tossed in if I can get it, but I might have to look up this muhajuana stuff yer talkin’ about.

    • Hyperion

      “Anyone else get sick of people who are just blabbering non-constructive negativity about the situation all damn day?”

      Do what I do. Tell them in a matter of fact manner ‘turn off CNN’. If they are too snowflake, they won’t talk to you again. /WIN

  28. Animal

    We don’t really need anything. We’re in good shape at the NJ place. Flying home to Denver today, planning to return a week from Sunday as scheduled. But if there’s anything we can do to help, let us know.

  29. Hyperion

    I don’t really have anything in excess. Bullshit, I have free bullshit which I am happy to share with ya’ll here.

    The panic is depressing. I mean, if you go outside like I did this morning, everyone I see seems completely calm. But if you listen to the media, you would think it’s War of the Worlds for real.

    I’m going to just sell everything I have, not much, take my retirement funds and move to a shack in Patagonia and wait out the apocalypse, far from the nearest humans. People suck.

  30. Walford

    Wife and I have normal amounts of household goods. Plenty of bad beer. Limited amount of good beer. Plenty of space to shoot guns and practice digging holes deep in the woods. Feel free to stop by for a night or two. NE Ohio. TPTB have my info.

    • Hyperion

      “Wife and I have normal amounts of household goods.”

      This is the best way. I wish people would stop hoarding stuff. I mean I DO NOT want the government rationing stuff, I just wish people would stop panic buying stuff at the least little sign of trouble, on their own.

      • Bob Boberson

        I’ve been thinking about price gouging lately with all the irrational consumer panic going on. I was never a fan of government intervening to stop it but I’m starting to see how its a great counter to the retarded shit we are seeing happen in grocery stores now. Demand skyrockets and prices are adjusted accordingly. Prices drive down demand, morons who decide they must have 1000 rolls of TP to shit their way through the apocalypse pump their brakes. Supply catches up and things stabilize. Price gouging helps to curb irrational consumerism. Until government decides to stop those evil capitalists…..

      • Walford

        I’ve gotten in many an argument over people loving them some price gouging laws. Whatever price gouging is supposed to mean. Let supply and demand take care of it. Same with monopolies. A monopoly cannot be maintained without government help.

  31. Rasilio

    I Have an excess of teenagers, if anyone needs some (really lazy) manual laborers I could sell em cheap

    • Hyperion

      You’re going to need a better marketing strategy to move that merchandise.

  32. Toxteth O’Grady

    I think there are just 2 other glibs in my county, or else I’d be more effusive. But at least one of you has my digits.

  33. blackjack

    Welp, I’m BAAAACKKK!

    Got kicked out of work because I have mild COPD. Now, I have lots of time and no worries about postings being used against me.

    Airport is a ghost town anyways. We were required to work at the one place in town that most assuredly had Covid cases. One of the airport cops tested positive and we work on all of their vehicles.

    I’m not too impressed with this virus thus far. I’m on about my 10th pandemic scare and I’m less easily rattled than most. It is, however, very scary how readily the populace has bent to the will of the top men. I’ve seen about a dozen people recoil in horror when I tell them I work at the airport.

    Anyhow, I’ve missed this place. I’m happy to be back.

    AND… to stay on topic, I’m in L.A. and free all day everyday for the next forever or so. If ya’ll need someone checked on or something brought to them, lemme know. blackjackcc at gmail. Feel free to ask for whatever.

    • Akira

      I’m not too impressed with this virus thus far. I’m on about my 10th pandemic scare and I’m less easily rattled than most. It is, however, very scary how readily the populace has bent to the will of the top men. I’ve seen about a dozen people recoil in horror when I tell them I work at the airport.

      It’s disheartening how people are cheering it on with zero thought whatsoever to the long-term consequences for civil liberties. They’re all to happy to trade freedom for an imagined sense of safety (because CNN has them scared shitless that every single person is going to die from this thing).

    • Mojeaux

      It is, however, very scary how readily the populace has bent to the will of the top men.

      My county be like: “[…] residents of Clay County are prohibited from leaving their homes except when performing “Essential Activities” as that term is defined in the Order.”

      Fuck you.

  34. RAHeinlein

    Well-provisioned here in Ames, IA. Stores are stocked at this point.

    If I can help anyone in the general area (multi-hour radius), happy to do so.

    Westernsloper: Will send a toaster oven if-needed.

  35. blighted_non_millenial

    I’m not particularly well prepared but if you have a need in the ATL and I can help, I will.

    • TARDIS

      Same here.

  36. Toxteth O’Grady

    anyone ever want to Skype / chat / text with me or anybody else? I’m not often at home (unless I will have to be).

  37. DenverJ

    So… I left my guns in the pawnshop decades ago when I left the desert and moved to the city.
    I’m not maxed on credit yet, but would like to save it for emergencies. I find myself without a firearm of any kind. I’m wondering if a local glib might have an old firearm that they would be willing to trade for cash, remodeling, or a 1996 dodge 2500 van with a great engine and a unibody frame* that has deteriorated to where the leaf spring is in the bed. I also will include my redneck solution to the suspension problem.
    Like a $200 shotgun is all I need.
    **unibody is wonderful for a safe, disposable vehicle- it sucks for a heavy duty work vehicle

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I have a Savage Stevens Mod 311 12ga that has been modified to a 18.25″ barrel. I’d part with it for what I paid, $300.

      Hurry before by boat trip.

      jemezhobbit at the gmail.

      • DenverJ

        That’s very generous. I owned a savage many years ago. The price, while fair, is more than I want to pay for a gun I probably don’t need, and that I won’t really enjoy in the city.
        Thanks though.

  38. Tacit Rainbow

    Like Naptown Bill, Annapolis area. Reasonable amounts of ammunition, parts, minor gunsmithing.

  39. Oy the Billy-Bumbler

    I’m in SW MI and still working. I do have a truck if anyone in the area needs help with a pickup truck. And we have to.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      Should say we have tp (toilet paper)

  40. Threedoor

    I’m throughout the eastern side of WA and northern Idaho. I should be in Burns OR within five weeks. I’m in the tricities now, probably headed to Omak WA in three weeks.

    My home town makes toilet paper and ammo. I can get a lot of the former not so much of the latter.

    • Threedoor

      I drive a box van so if you need to move a few things it not a big deal. I’m loaded headed out of Lewiston mostly unloaded other than equipment headed back.

    • tripacer

      Right on. I’m in the same area, at the corner of 90 and 17.

      • Threedoor

        I’m usually through there about once or twice a year. I’ll be working in Omak in the next four or five weeks.

  41. Ayn Random Variation

    I hadn’t really thought to ask this here but what the heck.
    I live in Philly and was scheduled to move on April 3. Panic ensued and I had to postpone to a May 1 move because the moving company I trust shut down for April, but who the hell knows at this point?
    As of now I have to pay 2 rents for April. This won’t be feasible for multiple months.
    So, any movers on here in/near Philly?
    The building I’m moving into has a stick up its ass, and requires the movers to have a certificate of insurance.

  42. Broswater

    I’m a lurker around these parts. But still here every now and then. I’m in Quebec. In a so far untouched region halfway from Montreal and Ottawa. I didn’t though much of this thing but they are now starting to lock us down à la Stay In Shelter.

    So I’m just trying to connect to similar minded people in the area if they or I might need help.

    But heh! As soon as the shit hit the fan I applied for a job in a grocery store, so I’m an essential worker. If anyone around those parts needs anything grocery-wise, please do tell.

    T-e-d-d-y- c-h-i-e-n-1-9 @ h-o-t-m-a-i-l-.c-o-m of course no spaces.

    Good luck!

  43. Mojeaux

    I don’t have much, but I do have:

    1. a truck you are welcome to borrow
    2. help moving (teenagers)
    3. a big back yard if you want to camp (look, I think out of the box, okay?)
    4. a driveway where you can store vehicles if need be
    5. I can possibly put up one person or one couple.

    I’m in the Kansas City metro area.

    moriah at moriahjovan dot com

  44. The Bearded Hobbit

    Info please. Colorado glibs are your recreational stores still open? Asking for a friend.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Answering myself, my friend says that they are open.

  45. DenverJ

    I have a supply of TP and other necessities. I’m actually doing OK and can help if someone needs something. I still could use a cheap firearm, preferably a shotgun.
    If you need help, I hereby release the PTB to give you my email. Also, I have flour and yeast.

  46. Not Adahn

    I have access to cleanroom masks and N95. They will be sent directly from my work to you, so in order to get a batch (50 cleanroom/20 N95) you would need to provide an address to have them shipped to. The amount being disbursed is ~40k cleanroom 15k N95.

    • Chafed

      NA I’m interested. I will ask SP to give you my email address so we can communicate directly.

    • Not Adahn

      UPDATE:

      I’ve been getting requests via SP. To speed things up, you can include name, shipping address and contact phone in the initial request and I’ll put in the request. I’ll send you the UPS tracking number when I get it.

    • Not Adahn

      UPDATE #2:

      The supply has been depleted. I put in all requests received prior to being notified about this. Supposedly I will be informed if any of the request submitted will not be fulfilled. I’ll let you know one way or another once I find out.

  47. I'm Here To Help

    Been a while since I’ve been in here, but just wanted to drop in to throw a couple offers out, but mainly for locals in the Tampa area. Don’t have extra toilet paper or ammo, but what I do have is a stocked pond on private property. If anyone needs to get out of the house for a while and do some fishing without getting hassled by the authorities, you’re welcome to come over. I’m not a fisherman myself, but have been told we have some decent sized catfish and bluegill in the pond, as well as alligator gar. No real gators from our observations, but do have a decent sized snapping turtle.

  48. sssbobbyr

    Is there a password for the zoom thing tonight? I just tried to check my setup and is asking for one.

  49. Lackadaisical

    Semi-serious request:

    Lord Cuomo has ordered all serfs to cover their faces, however, there seems to be a depressing lack of merch in your store for covering my face, maybe a glib logo bandana in black?

  50. Annoyed Nomad

    Just read that Ohio has prohibited liquor sales to Pennsylvania residents in certain bordering counties (fuck Dewine!). If any PA glibs need an ohioan to help out, I’ll do what I can, although I’m in western OH (Dayton).

  51. egould310

    Jean-Claud Van Damme may be my favorite actor, ever.

  52. Struggle is Life

    This is still a request line, correct? I am only asking that someone please, for the love of all that is still good in this world, make all of this BS stop. Thank you in advance.

    Sincerely,

    Totally Non-Violent Person (Except in Self-Defense)

    • egould310

      This shall pass.