Sunday Night Open for Business Post

by | Mar 1, 2020 | Open Post | 448 comments

You know what to do.

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SP

I've got an idea! How about we just stick to the Constitution as written and then the government can leave me the fuck alone.

448 Comments

  1. CPRM

    I know first?

    • Plinker762

      This whole “first” thing really degrades the site and turns off people from joining. I come here for quality rape squatch discussions, not this kind of drivel.

      • Spudalicious

        And Q’s titty posts.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Plus, funny misspellings. And, quality bitching!

        Wait….

  2. MikeS

    I know seconds!

    • CPRM

      My first first and I don’t think any of gif givers are on. 🙁

      • MikeS

        ??

  3. OBJ FRANKELSON

    U haven’t been this early since my ancestors started wrecking monasteries in North Umbria!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      OFFS! Now you decide to friggin not autocorrect me.

      *I haven’t

      Christ on a cracker.

  4. Jarflax

    Orders received General! And will be carried out.

  5. Not Adahn

    I think so Brain, but where will we find eighty pounds of camel butter at this time of night?

    • MikeS

      Narf!

    • gbob

      I was wondering what we were going to do tonight.

      • Aloysious

        Try to take over the world?

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      Brain–you’ll find it where you always find camel butter at night.

      Winston’s Mom.

  6. gbob

    So with Buttigieg’s campaign prolapsing, with a painful sucking sound as it pulls out, there really isn’t a candidate who appears even slightly sane. Amy, perhaps, but she has no shot.

    This is totally going to be a brokered convention. To be honest? I’m a little interested. Conventions have been boring since 1968

    The Bernie bros are going to riot.

    God damned, this is going to be a blast.

    • straffinrun

      Finally the answer to Ross Perot’s “great sucking sound” question.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Special K probably reminds too many people of their middle school principal.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        What do you think the line is on a repeat of the ’68 Democratic Convention?

        I think all the pieces are there, a Republican nominee that is reviled by the left, a Democratic party desperately trying to keep itself from drifting off into crazy town and a bunch of radicals with a demonstrated penchant for roiting.

      • MikeS

        …and on the shores of Lake Michigan.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Good point. I give it at least even money for to devolving into a literal dumpster fire.

        Might be a good time for any Milwaukee Glibs and the guys at Red Letter Media might want to look at using up some vacation time.

      • Tejicano

        ” Democratic party desperately trying to keep itself from drifting off into crazy town”

        Seems to me more like it’s trying to navigate a path back from crazy town – but doesn’t really have a destination in mind yet.

      • Rhywun

        Heinous.

      • dbleagle

        I see this more devolving into Campaign 1972 than 1968. The GOP candidate reviled by the Dems who respond by going waaaaaay left and nominate a candidate despised by most of the country.

        I don’t see the 520-17 final electoral college count (with NY, CA, NJ and MA any Dem has 107 votes) but I see a big win for Trump.

      • dbleagle

        I am going to reopen HST’s “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 1972”. I have read each prez election year since 1976. I think this year it will be eerily prophetic.

  7. CPRM

    Bootyjudge gave up for all of us, such sacrifice.

    “Pete believes this is the right thing to do for our country, for our party and for Americans across the country eager to heal our divided nation, defeat this president and work to fix our broken politics,” a campaign aide said ahead of Buttigieg’s expected comments Sunday night.

    You know, the nation wouldn’t be so divided if they stopped calling everyone racist Rushun spies.

    • MikeS

      Yeah, I might believe him if the comment didn’t bemoan our “divided nation” while simultaneously implying it is all because of Orangemanbad.

    • The Hyperbole

      Inorite, If only those coastal elitist commie shit weasels would stop denigrating people they disagreed with.

      • MikeS

        I don’t get it.

      • MikeS

        Sounds about right.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, remember all those republican-led bans on avocado toast, fixies and man-buns? Who can blame the east coasters for being bitter after all those midwesteners decided to dictate how people should live.

      • The Hyperbole

        What the fuck is a Fixie?

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    I identify as a Toaster,

    • gbob

      Dont complain, then, if I start shoving bread up your ass.

    • Sean

      Fracking Cylons.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Number Six can toast my bread anytime she liked.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      You mean you’re hot? You like to warm up buns? You want bread?

      • Tejicano

        He’ll take it in both holes at once because it makes him feel hot?

      • Chafed

        And we’re done. Congratulations to Tejicano on winning the internet.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        And we’re done

        Just like finely toasted bread.

  9. Spudalicious

    I’m putting it out there now. Biden, ftw.

    • Ted S.

      Circle gets the square!

    • straffinrun

      I’m betting he gets lost on the way to the convention and delivers his acceptance speech to a row of parking meters.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Well he also could wrest the coveted, “Most Likely to Confuse the Podium with a Urinal Award” from Admiral Stockton as well as win the nomination.

      • Ted S.

        And that’s not the Babylon Bee

      • straffinrun

        Gotta admit that his explanation of why he said, “I’m running for US senate” makes sense. Of course, all Wallace had to do to find out if it was taken out of context was to play the previous sentence or two. And he didn’t. Journalists today… smdh

    • MikeS

      And he picks herself for VP?

      • AlmightyJB

        Or Lou Reed.

      • gbob

        He has Alzheimers, hes not suicidal.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Nah I’d say Fauxchautus as an a attempted sop to the crazies or a purple state Dem Govenor Hickenlooper maybe?

      • Rhywun

        It will definitely be a woman.

      • Sean

        But not Tulsi.

        *Sad trombone*

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Probably Warren, partly because muh diversity and partly in a futile attempt to pull the Berniebros back in.

      • westernsloper

        Stacey Voter Suppression Abrams

    • AlmightyJB

      Seems logical, which is why it’s probably wrong.

    • creech

      Is this a good time for either Biden or Bloomie to go to AmyK or Warren and say “if you drop out now and endorse me, i’ll put you on my ticket?” [I’m sure that’s a quid pro quo but probably only illegal if Trump did it.]

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Only if they get double crossed later because either one of them is a ticket killer.

  10. Tres Cool

    So I spent the afternoon under Jugsy’s truck, replacing a section of brake line that had a pin-hole leak.
    New line, couple of compression fittings…..off to the races. Then- I stripped (not broke off which is my usual MO) the bleeder on the affected caliper.
    Anyone ever mess with those Dorman repair kits for bleeders ?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Have you tried vice grips and blind rage?

      • Tres Cool

        Oh its nice and loose. Thats the problem. I backed the bleeder out and the threads were packed full of aluminum caliper.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Tap and die’s no good?

      • Plinker762

        Looks like an easy repair. Drill and Tao for a new bleeder and seat. How much is a new caliper?

      • Tres Cool

        $60 for re-man
        On a truck with 192K on her ticker. Hence the ‘do it cheap’ part.

      • Plinker762

        I get it. I’ve owned a lot of old vehicles but I now figure in my time to rebuild parts vs buying reman.

      • Plinker762

        Make sure the brake line fitting comes out sans aluminum.

      • DrOtto

        Envoy 4.2 correct? Rust will kill it before that engine dies. That 4.2 I6 is good for over 300k. Inline sixes are naturally balanced so they seemingly live forever.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Dude, glutton for punishment? that’s a young mans Problem, pay for it already..
      Tall Cans!

      • Tres Cool

        Iknowrite?

    • Lackadaisical

      these euphemisms just keep getting dirtier.

  11. Yusef drives a Kia

    When in BhC, Jimmy’s Burgers for Mexican food, very Cali style, very good….

  12. Derpetologist

    a humor warm-up

    Queen Bee in Favor of Hive System

    A TREE HOLLOW – The queen bee of a local hive reported satisfaction with her species’ caste system. “Aside from the egg laying, it’s a pretty good job”, said the queen. However, several local drones voiced grievances ranging from decreased honey rations to a royal jelly embezzlement scandal. In response, the queen said that “we all know it isn’t a perfect system, but it’s the best one there is. It’s fine to say it would be better if the drones worked less and reproduced more, but how is it possible?” The queen later added that their efforts are better spent on passing common sense stinger control. “If it saves the life of even one larva, it’s worth it”, she added. The queen also pointed to progress in allowing private geo-location dance classes for underprivileged drones.

    • Not Adahn

      All the drones do is reproduce and die.

      • Derpetologist

        Oopsy, I mixed them up with workers.

        This is what I get for doing entomology while drunk.

      • Not Adahn

        Were you at least drinking Baerenjaeger?

      • UnCivilServant

        Naw, it’s too sweet, best if cut with equal parts Krupnik.

      • Not Adahn

        Steel Challenge registration is open for next week. It looks like the RO class is taking over on the 15th. That should be the last RO class interference — they’re bringing in some Official Instructor(tm) to get everyone certified.

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay.

        Thanks for letting me know.

      • Not Adahn

        I shot a (USPSA) stage today so blazingly fast that my raw time was only 1.5x of Josh’s. And I got 20% more points than he did.

        I was temporarily possessed by the loa of John Wick.

      • Derpetologist

        No, but I did get my head stuck in a honey pot.

        Oh, bother!

    • AlmightyJB

      Time for another impeachment.

      • Sean

        Oh goody.

        I mean it worked so good the first time.

    • Drake

      violated the Federal Vacancies Reform Act of 1998

      Why do I seriously doubt that act was something anyone here would consider “reform”?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Not the Federal Vacancies Reform Act of 1998!!!

        What a monster. I’m definitely voting for the commie now.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      News with positive repercussions for you know who is verboten.

    • juris imprudent

      We’re only pulling out part way, the tip is still in there. If the Taliban are smart, they’ll play nice until we’re gone. I’m not putting money on that.

    • Tejicano

      How is this an example of how bad Orangeman is? Nothing to see here, no-sir-ee!

  13. gbob

    After a month of being a vegetarian, today is an orgy of meat. Bacon for breakfast…just bacon. A really nice strip steak for lunch, and burgers for tonight. I go to the fridge, and it turns out my woman picked up 85/15 beef instead of 80/20. For the love of god. I need that fat!

    • Mojeaux

      70/30 or GFTO

      • gbob

        Ouch! I’m a man who loves my fat, but that’s a bridge too far!

      • Tres Cool

        Im with Bob- 80/20 is the ideal ratio for burgers, specially when grilled. Ill get 85/15 or 90/10 if i plan on meatloaf or tacos.

      • Rhywun

        I’m torn. I like the easier cleanup of 90/10 but the 80/20 is cheaper. I don’t really notice a taste difference.

      • juris imprudent

        Ground beef? For tacos?

        I just pulled 15lbs of beautifully cooked brisket off the Traeger. All for shredded beef. Waiting for it to cool to finish the pull/chop and pack up for freezing.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, lookit Carnegie over there

      • Mojeaux

        Meh, it’s cheap. I haven’t done the math on price per pound of wasted fat.

      • MikeS

        70-30? Is that for self-deepfrying burgers? I’ve never seen anything fattier than 80-20

      • MikeS

        I mentioned it to my wife who works in the meat department at a local grocery store. She had three comments:

        1. They used to sell it years ago until one of the media-driven fat health scares and they stopped.

        2. “You’d never believe how awesome a burger made from 70-30 tastes”

        3. She used to watch Martha Stewart and Martha said she’d never buy burger leaner than 70%

      • Tres Cool

        Martha- “I used only 70% lean to mix with my award-winning jailhouse ramen bake…”

      • Mojeaux

        *Nelson laugh*

      • MikeS

        …AND she said “I grew up on it, you probably did, too.”

        mea culpa

      • Sean

        I mean, I’d try it, but I’ve never seen it in the store.

    • Drake

      Did you give up vegetables for Lent?

      • gbob

        I lost at a dart game against my gal. It she’s a veggie, but and it was a risk, but let’s say that what I was betting for made the penalty worth it.

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        So, anal

    • Sean

      Add bacon and cheddar.

      • AlmightyJB

        And lard

      • DEG

        Yes to Sean and AlmightyJB’s suggestion.

    • Spudalicious

      My freezer is full of 90/10, but it’s home grown and I cook it to medium rare. Very happy with it.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        I do 96/4, and I/we are satisfied with it.

    • Plinker762

      Hmmm, coronavirus, the solution to SS insolvency?

      • Mojeaux

        Time to cull the herd.

    • Rhywun

      And people wonder why seniors vote in such high numbers.

  14. 61North

    I posted a few months ago about the widowed lady down the street and I thought she was looking for something. Well, she is emphatically NOT looking for something. At least from me. Oh well. Hahaha.

    Damned if I didn’t go for it.

    • Ted S.

      I thought you were going to say she was found dead in her house. 😐

    • Sean

      Good for.you on trying anyway.

      • 61North

        I’ve heard “I’m not that kind of woman” before

      • DEG

        It’s the only way to find out she’s not interested.

      • Jarflax

        Maybe next time save the leather suit, ball gag, and riding crop for after she agrees to a date?

    • AlmightyJB

      It’s a numbers game

      • 61North

        It is, but she watches my house when I travel, so I had to make nice to ensure she keeps doing it.

        Oh well.

      • Not Adahn

        I thought the best part of being a widow was libertinism?

        Or was she just not into bears?

      • 61North

        Maybe it was too soon for her. I don’t know. All I know is that I haven’t misread signals like that in a long time.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m so glad I’m married – I was always lousy at reading signals (mostly missed as it turns out). I’m not even on the damn spectrum!

      • 61North

        I told a female friend the details and even she was confused as to how I got turned down.

      • creech

        Chances are she unexpectedly turns up at your house in a month or so wearing nothing but a raincoat.

    • straffinrun

      Emphatically NOT counts as consent. Get in there.

    • Tejicano

      Good for you for giving it a try. Nothing to lose and sounded like something to gain.

      Besides, now that the idea has been breached sometimes it ends up with a late evening phone call “for some coffee” or other some such…

    • Lackadaisical

      heh, I remember. good job on trying. you’ll get the next one.

  15. Derpetologist

    ♫ Biden makes a gaffe…we all point and laugh…not so smart…a real bad start…he’s a lame-o….Sniffs hair of little girls! Palms to grease…and stuff hide…He’s a lame-o
    Lying dog-faced pony soldier! Corn to pop and chains to swing, he’s weirdo….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqpmSWwuGk

  16. Old Man With Candy

    You know what to do.

    OK, roll over!

    • Tres Cool
  17. LJW

    Went to the zoo with the wife and kids today. Wife still has a lingering cough from a cold she caught. People were giving her strange looks whenever she coughed. Was tempted to jokingly say “I can’t believe they let you out of quarantine”. Probably best I didn’t start a stampede.

    • grrizzly

      I’m trying not to tell anyone that I returned from Japan only 10 days ago. And I don’t even have a cold.

      When I was checking in for my flight to Tokyo in Chicago in February, the agent noticed that I had a Chinese visa in my passport. I had to reassure her that my last trip to China was in 2018. Nobody had ever noticed any visas in my passports unless they had to verify that I had one for that specific trip.

      • Tejicano

        I’m not sure what they would make of my passport. I live in Japan (actually at the epicenter of the biggest community outbreak here – but that doesn’t show up on the passport) and I was just in China in the middle of December.

      • grrizzly

        Where in Japan? I was in Yokohama the day before they started releasing passengers from the cruise ship. I even tried to avoid the Chinatown there and yet when I had coffee on Motocho Street there was a guy sitting next to me sneezing and coughing all the time.

      • Tejicano

        I don’t know how much these details are reported in the US press. There were three women who tested positive who all are members of the same gym near where I live. My wife is a member there and both my kids take ping pong lessons there. I heard that my city is being referred to nationwide as “Corona Town”.

  18. Yusef drives a Kia

    When I was young it was Kill the Old! and take their money!
    Now it’s, Kill the Hippies, that’s it, they have no money…….

  19. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Defence_of_Poetry

    “A Defence of Poetry” is an essay by the English poet Percy Bysshe Shelley …… It contains Shelley’s famous claim that “poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world”.

    Ah, Shelley. Man of the future. Politicization of Everything, Culture Wars and Cancel Culture were so obvious even then

    • AlmightyJB

      6 and 12

    • 61North

      27

    • DEG

      Too many RealDolls.

      Hopefully 26 isn’t a RealDoll.

  20. Sean

    Been watching Remington Steele this weekend. Stephanie Zimbalist was hot.

    • Tres Cool

      def wood

    • Winston

      See the new Doctor Who?

      • Sean

        Nope. Tapped out @ episode 3 for Jodi last year. So bad.

      • Winston

        You’ll love the new twist in the finale that aired today. /Sarc

      • Rhywun

        Oh do tell. Nobody’s watching it any more.

      • Winston

        The Doctor is original a girl (black I think?) not from Gallifrey with infinite regenerations and the Time Lords stole the ability to regenerate from her.

      • Rhywun

        Uh this show is never going to end, is it.

      • Not Adahn

        All NuWho since Moffat took over have progressed thusly:

        Put The Doctor into a situation which it impossible to get out of.

        Resolve the situation by breaking canon and giving him a new superpower.

      • Tres Cool

        Honestly, I quit after that Capaldi guy started.

        However, and I think I mentioned it before- Hugh Laurie as Dr Who.

        Discuss.

      • Mojeaux

        I liked Capaldi, but the story lines were sometimes not the best.

    • AlmightyJB

      No doubt. When they named Pierce for a Bond movie, I could not see it at all. But I thought he did a good job

    • MikeS

      Who caries it? I loved that show (and Stephanie) when I was a kid.

      • Sean

        Decades channel.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m sorry, was there a girl in that show?

    • Not Adahn

      Remington Steele v. Moonlighting.

      Go!

      • MikeS

        Simon & Simon

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        Moonlighting was awesome! Right up until they banged.

      • Rhywun

        Neither of those shows was in the rotation in my house growing up. It’s a good bet I’m more familiar with whatever they were programmed against.

      • l0b0t

        #metoo

        Down in rural SW Florida in the 1980s, CATV service stopped about 1/4 mile away from our house. The population density was too low for Storer Cable to run the lines. Via our giant mast antenna, we received local CBS and NBC affiliates but not ABC. I never saw much of what ABC had to offer.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        I miss Moonlighting reruns. “What kind of clothes do you suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose?”

    • Drake

      Yes, definitely my type.

    • Chafed

      You are correct, sir!

      /Ed McMahon voice

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yes she was. Totally hit all of the right notes then and now for me.

  21. commodious spittoon

    Has this been posted yet?

    Bernie Sanders is Funded by the Wealthiest Zip Codes in America

    He’s the candidate of class warfare, not on behalf of the poor, but of young wealthy people seeking more power and influence at the expense of the more established wealth of an older generation. It’s tech industry bros warring for influence with fossil fuel titans, not for the poor, but for themselves.

    Bernie’s base is much less than 1%. Call it the 0.001%. A wealthy and influential young lefty elite with disproportionate influence over the internet is setting the nation’s agenda using digital media, tech dominance, and the Weekend at Bernie’s campaign of a senile socialist who barely knows where he is and won’t release his medical records after a heart attack because they will show he’s barely there.

    • Winston

      The Rich and powerful have always been the biggest socialists.

      Also I don’t think it was a coincidence that classical liberalism died once the pietist religious groups gained political and economic power.

      • creech

        Probably not in 1919 Soviet Union?

      • Winston

        Well the Bolsheviks were in biggest in the cities:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Constituent_Assembly

        The bottom line was that the Bolsheviks received between 22% and 25%[17] of the vote, albeit as clear winners in Russia’s urban centers and among soldiers on the “Western Front” (two-thirds of those soldiers’ votes). In the city of Moscow, for example, the Bolsheviks won 47.9% of the votes, the Constitutional Democrats (Kadets) 35.7% and the SRs 8.1 percent.[18] While losing the urban vote, the Socialist-Revolutionary Party received around 57-58% (62% with their social democratic allies), having won the massive support of the rural peasantry who constituted 80% of the Russian population.

      • Winston

        Lenin’s dad was ennobled also…

    • commodious spittoon

      Anyone remember that article from awhile back suggesting that the new class distinction isn’t material wealth, which has become less and less apparent, but in expensive beliefs? And that the expensive beliefs of the rich are in fact much costlier for the underclasses that embrace it to enhance their own standings.

    • Winston

      A wealthy and influential young lefty elite with disproportionate influence over the internet is setting the nation’s agenda using digital media, tech dominance

      These people were supposed to be libertarian, right?

      • creech

        That’s about what “Wired’s” libertarian founders were saying back in the day.

      • Winston

        So what happened to those founders?

        And yeah it was assumed that our current internet outrage culture would be a libertarian one. Glad that didn’t backfire!

  22. Tulip

    Chili is done and resting in the fridge. It’s really mild, gentle heat in the back of the throat. We’ll see how it is tomorrow.

    • Akira

      Nice.

      I have some gyudon + broccoli on the stove (not traditional, but fairly healthy and damn tasty). There’s a bigass tub of tomato meat sauce in the fridge from last night as well.

      I really need to start that cooking website I’ve always been talking about.

      • Tulip

        Or write stuff here

    • Derpetologist

      Is it pining for the fjords?

  23. straffinrun

    Sketchers or New Balance?

    • MikeS

      Sketchers

      • straffinrun

        Just bought a pair of both. You are correct.

    • Rhywun

      I bought a pair of Skechers once. They fell apart within six months. Never again.

      • straffinrun

        *looks at shoes*. Huh, there isn’t a “t”.

      • MikeS

        Yeah. I knew that. Was waiting for you to notice.

      • straffinrun

        Skech is a stupid word.

      • Tres Cool

        If you don’t wear these, you may as well carry a purse full of tampax.

      • MikeS

        Wow. The half dozen or so I’ve owned have held up much longer than that. And my wife has been wearing nothing but Sketchers for 5+ years now and never had a complaint.

      • Sean

        I had several pairs of their @work shoes. They’ve been awesome.

      • Tulip

        I had a pair once. Terrible quality

    • Sean

      Skechers here.

    • 61North

      New Balance 574

    • DEG

      New Balance.

      • straffinrun

        You really should’ve posted that in a new thread.

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        I see what you did there

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        I like Brooks. Been wearing the Addiction for many years

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      New balance.

      I don’t have them in the rotation anymore, but they were probably the best fitting shoe I’ve ever owned. I’m wearing Saucony now.

  24. Winston

    But more deeply, “Affluent white men who don’t like being told what to do are by far the most important constituency for libertarianism. Such men would consider it a dreadful imposition to have to pay, whether directly or indirectly, for the right to drive a car or use air conditioning.”

    This created a steady-state in which the climate steadily worsened and libertarians steadily denied that their cities were underwater, on fire, or gripped by pandemics, repeating expensive talking points about solar cycles or crooked scientists who were hoping to dismantle capitalism (IOW: “Reality has a well-known leftist bias”).

    ….

    • Winston

      Damn, screwed that up:

      https://www.google.com/amp/s/boingboing.net/2020/01/27/galt-underwater.html/amp

      Global warming is the ultimate refutation of Lockean propertarianism. No one can pump greenhouse gases into the atmosphere while leaving “enough and as good” for everyone else. It has taken thirty years, but this undeniable fact has finally killed the propertarian movement in the United States.

    • AlmightyJB

      “libertarians steadily denied that their cities were underwater, on fire, or gripped by pandemics”

      Guilty as charged

      • Rhywun

        *looks out window*

        Yep, not on fire or underwater. Go fuck yourself, Cory.

      • Tejicano

        I just looked out the window here. I guess, since it’s raining you “could” say that the city is under water. But that would be a stretch to expect me to buy into their panic.

    • Derpetologist

      “Affluent white men who don’t like being told what to do”

      Here, let me fix that:

      “people who don’t like being told what to do”

      Hmm, still too wordy.

      “people”

      Ah, that’s it.

      Everyone is a capitalist when it comes to their own wallet and everyone is an anarchist when it comes to their own life.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      straight-up climate denial

      The fuck is he talking about? Whatever this “climate” bullshit is… makin’ shit up.

      I breather AIR, mutherfukker!

  25. Q Continuum

    Despite Biden’s SC win, Breadline Bernie’s betting odds have actually gone *up*.

    • Sean

      Fucking scary.

    • Winston

      A large chunk of Buttchugger’s supporters might go for Bernie?

    • 61North

      I made it to 1:30 and clicked out.

      FFS.

    • DEG

      Oh boy. People murdered because they are trans comes up.

      Wasn’t that debunked?

      If you need to lie to make your point, you don’t have a point.

      • Plinker762

        Yes, they have one of the lowest rates.

    • Plinker762

      The streets run red with transgender blood.

    • juris imprudent

      Comments turned off. Hmmm.

      • 61North

        HMMMMMMMMMMM

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        What great reporting–asking a, what, six year old what they would do (policy) as President.

    • JD is Unemployed

      I once met a girl in a bar, from Austin, over here in Blightly fucking her fiancee’s brother while he was deployed in one of those foreverwar places (about which they were remarkably candid). She was a dark-skinned lass, and said earnestly to us that “Texas outside of Austin is scary“, apparently never having been out of Austin. I dunno. My buddy, being a sunuvabitch, had latched onto something else she said and pressed the point to start a “RAAACCCEE WAAAARRR” argument about whatever it was between her and the brother, mostly because he’s occasionally a bit a of an obnoxious SJW and actually believed what he was saying, but also because I think he enjoyed pouring the gas and lighting the match, so to speak.

      • UnCivilServant

        Texas isn’t scary.

        Well, maybe some neighborhoods, but that urban problems, not Texas problems.

      • JD is Unemployed

        I know, I’ve been there. I liked it very much.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds like nice people. What possessed you to hang out with them?

      • JD is Unemployed

        It’s a small bar, pretty cramped in some quarters, so as the beer flows you sometimes end up chatting with the people next to you .

  26. Timeloose

    I cranked out some beef and barley soup today. Used stock from prime rib bones I froze a few weeks ago. It came out great.

    I also grilled some marinated petite tender steaks, steak fries, and grilled asparagus.

    Petite tenders are a great cut. They are cut from the chuck but have no fat. Not as tender as fillets but much tastier.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      I cranked out some beef and barley soup today.

      You should probably see your doctor about that.

      • Tejicano

        Hey, it’s probably easier to get her to swallow that way although she might want to chew it a bit first.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Hmmm….could be. Of course, I don’t want to be the one conducting experiments.

  27. Derpetologist

    I decided to do a search for an old SNL skit about a drug called Homocil, intended for effeminate boys.

    Well surprise, surprise, surprise…it’s been scrubbed from YouTube. Now why might that be?

    Found this though: https://www.glaad.org/advertising/library/homocil-parody

    ***
    Homocil focuses on the unhappy parents of obviously gay male children, who can’t run right, who like to bake creme brulee, make sequined dresses and perform as a male cheerleader.

    It starts off with what looks like an ad about depression, with a blue-tinged picture of a man sadly staring out the window, with the narrator asking, “Do you suffer from inexplicable anxiety? Are you confused an upset? Do you have an overwhelming feeling that you’ve done something wrong? You can’t control whether he is or isn’t” — an image of the man’s son twirling a baton fades by — “But you can control how it affects you. Homocil can provide relief from Parental Anxiety Disorder.”
    ***

    Enjoy that purity spiral, you window licking trash humpers!

    • Winston

      When that originally aired would the socons have been the only ones who complained?

    • straffinrun

      Even back in its heyday, SNL had a hit rate of about 20%. I wish that show would die.

      • Winston

        You Know Which other Boomer institutions always sucked and should die?

      • Winston

        Also wasn’t SNL big appeal was that it is pissed off old fogeys and busybodies?

      • straffinrun

        Live from New York! doesn’t sound so impressive anymore.

      • Winston

        Well it was back in 1948…

    • Tejicano

      Funny. A guy I used to work with – 20 years with the SAS and lots of similar work after that – told me how his family was doing their best to try to shield him from the knowledge that his son is gay. He thought it was funny since first, it didn’t matter so much to him (he loved his son regardless), and second because he had figured this out years before. After decades working in close quarters with lots of men – in industries where almost all the participants were men – from different backgrounds and had a very finely tuned gaydar.

      • Derpetologist

        That transgender Navy Seal had an interesting autobiography: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristin_Beck

        Of course, it was *Christopher* Beck who made through the training.

      • Mojeaux

        For whatever reason, I am irrationally enraged (okay, uber irritated) by his appropriation of “princess.” No, asshole, you’re a dude, not a bad-ass GI Jane.

  28. straffinrun

    Kid sends me a text message. “Papa, there’s something strange in the house!” She put the mosaic on it. Any guesses?

    https://imgur.com/a/cugPMNz

    • Not Adahn

      Pet centipede?

      • straffinrun

        That was my guess. Not an insect, evidently.

    • Rhywun

      She hasn’t been riffling though the nightstand on mom’s side of the bed, has she?

      • straffinrun

        Tre’s mom making a play for glib meme.

    • Tres Cool

      Tentacles. Its always tentacles.

  29. Spudalicious

    Getting the pizza oven dialed in. It’s nice to be able to eat the mistakes.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I charred my pizza badly tonight. “Another 30 seconds” turned into 5 minutes as I was talking with the wife. I ate the 3 least carbonized pieces and bummed off my wife’s (well cooked) pizza for a 4th.

      • MikeS

        I was talking with the wife

        Rookie mistake

      • Spudalicious

        Yeah, getting the air temperature high enough to balance the deck temperature is my nemesis. I was cutting crust off tonight.

      • straffinrun

        “I was cutting crust off tonight.“

        /Buttigeig

      • Derpetologist

        Throw out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips! Give them a push! Don’t be surprised you’re doing the French mistake, voila!

        Watch! me! Faggot!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

      • Tres Cool

        “sounds like steam escaping”

  30. Evan from Evansville

    I am back in Korea!

    The next semester has been delayed pretty much country-wide. Friends had last week off. I was supposed to start today but corp has closed all campuses throughout the country and now the semester starts NEXT Monday.

    It has been breathtakingly stupid seeing everyone wearing masks everywhere they go. I honestly cannot think of anything that would compel or make all Americans do something similar–this is what homogenization I suppose can do for a nation/people.

    YES. I still don’t wash my hands after taking a piss. I learned how not to piss on myself decades ago. It just isn’t a big deal. Neither is this flu, IMO. I pretty much hope that I get it just so I can show everyone how much of a pussy this new boxer is. Full disclosure: I have never had the flu in my life. This is wheat being dirty as a child gets you. Resilience.

    Lady and I are on a frayed rope. She has broken up with me….and I think that’s probably for the best. I don’t like what she’s asking and I know I can’t give her what she wants out of a relationship. Frankly she has been dealing with it like a person who doesn’t have any grown-up experience with relationships, though I can’t exactly tell what the causes are. She’s both younger than me, less experienced and South African (so cultural differences). Shake those up and you get Angry Lady.

    Being able to go out and talk with friends and have (for me) a normal life again has been reawakening. I even got to perform (me on drum kit, acoustic guitar and bassist) for play in front of an audience. Most importantly, I finally have my own Sphere of Solitude where I can be me and enjoy life in my own way.

    It’s amazing being around people who have made this ex-pat decision. I don’t always, or even often, agree with them about shit, but we all overlap because we were willing and wanting to flee whatever we had come from. It makes me happy to talk to them.

    I hope everyone is well!

    • straffinrun

      Wash your hands. The flu, corona or whatever may not kill you, but you don’t wanna give it to a weaker person. And I’m glad to here you’re back in the neighborhood.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Nope. The world needs people like me. Urine is inherently a discharge of liquid from the body. Don’t drink it (really, for flavor reasons rather than disease) but it ain’t gonna kill you under anything resembling normal circumstances.

        People need to be exposed to dirt that got assembled on a jungle gym. All of these masks and washing and paranoia is just fear and (honestly) authoritarianism taking over.

        I mean most of what I just typed. I am a natural contrarian, but it is an issue that I enjoy being on the ‘Wrong Side’ of. The world is dangerous. People should get used to that.

      • straffinrun

        Typhoid Mary was an ubermenche.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Would.

    • 61North

      Good luck, man.

    • Tejicano

      Sorry to hear about the end of your relationship but it seems you are finding the silver lining(s) to this new life.

      Sounds like the timing of your arrival worked in your favor. Welcome back to Asia!

      Funny you mention “fleeing whatever we had come from..” I don’t really feel that I was fleeing as much as moving towards something I wanted more at the time. I guess there are some aspects of having fled but those points seem to have become more pronounced over the years/decades.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “Funny you mention “fleeing whatever we had come from..”’

        There is something to that here, where the expats really do all know each other<–this isn't true in Seoul which has too many faces for us to keep track of. Daejeon is about the size of Indianapolis (1.5 or so million people) with about 2.5-3k expats, most teachers but not all.

        I didn't FLEE America but felt like this was my best way of getting a paycheck. I graduated in 2009 and shit sucked for a boy like me to get paid/laid and create something. Last night (and others on this first week) I hung out with a 21-year-old who has been here for a couple of years. I came in December of 2009 and have spent the last decade in Asia. It was odd and interesting being the Elder Statesman as now I'm only at the end of my 32nd year. I honestly think I handled it quite well. Feels good to help a person who is going through what I went though–even though I did it over a decade ago and things have indeed changed.

      • straffinrun

        Glibs are my expat friends at least in feeling. I used to hang out with the expat community in the early years, but now I spend almost all my time with the natives. I find most Westerners at least as boring as the Japanese, but the Westerners are less polite.

      • Evan from Evansville

        MY response to this comment would require an essay to get my full feelings across, so I’ll be brief.

        I think that is a tremendously interesting take on life over hear and would love to hear more. Koreans tend to be incredibly boring people, though my contrarian brain-frame and my not being Korean are assuredly responsible for that.

        You are also older than me and have a family and can speak the language. My Korean works out but is shit. Those are the obvious differences. I’m also just happy to be on my own again. Last year was a rough one, but being back in my Asian home town is lovely.

        I do my best to embrace the things that are different than the things that I grew up with. Being angry or upset with things is rarely an emotion that makes the situation better.

        Oh, how I love being a weiguk over here.

      • straffinrun

        I don’t care if you live in Taipei, Cairo or Scranton, you have to find a way to exist with those around you. I’ve seen so many foreigners come around with chips on their shoulders. This or that is bad here. If I ever hear, “Back in Canada…” again, I’m gonna lose it. Go back if it’s so much better.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Totally agree.

        To be short, When In Rome. Totally true. I hate when people here not only don’t learn the Korean ALPHABET, but are abjectly opposed to doing so. It’s not that hard to get under one’s belt. Yet many people here don’t put out the short effort to do so.

        Those are expats that I don’t relate with.

      • straffinrun

        If you stay long enough you’ll a) eventually buckle down and learn the language b) not learn the language, get disillusioned and leave c) not learn the language and stay, living a shallow life filled with resentment. You seem like an a) type.

      • Timeloose

        Agreed. You gotta be happy where you live. If not start looking to change your location.

      • Tejicano

        Yeah, you have to live comfortably in the place you are and need to be connected to it somehow.

        I enjoy being the foreigner who is both connected to my nationality while having connections to this country in ways that few foreigners do.

        I was in the US Army reserves drilling on a local Army base for years and as a retiree still go to the local bases for shopping. On the other hand, I also have connections to groups where I am obviously the only non-Japanese (though in some cases I know there are one or two Chinese or Koreans). I have been a member of a Buddhist temple where I am the only obviously non-Japanese and I also have been in professional organizations where all members held government issued credentials which each of us had to take classes and test for all in Japanese.

  31. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/feb/29/home-improvement-shows-youtube

    Lifestyle shows were an unlikely bulwark against consumer culture. Even if you didn’t follow their advice to the letter, they pulled back the curtain of consumer goods and showed how you could create things in your own home from a mixture of raw materials and ingenuity, be that an MDF shelving unit or a home-cooked curry. Because these shows were broadcast on the BBC, which needed to avoid mentioning brand names and appeal to a broad range of income brackets, there was a natural tendency towards recycling and mending.

    ….

    But it’s a shame none of them are being watched by young people, many of whom will be living for the first time in their own home, which they need to furnish from scratch. Young people are an unfortunate contradiction when it comes to environmental issues: though a record number of those between 18 and 24 see the environment as a pressing political issue, they also spend more on takeaways than any other group, and are far more likely to chuck an item of clothing away after wearing it only once.

    Branded YouTube tutorials are trying desperately to disabuse young viewers of the notion that DIY is a good alternative to buying new stuff. Ikea’s YouTube channel includes a high-budget gameshow where flatmates decide which furniture to buy, while Homebase’s how-to videos link to Homebase-branded products. These are shameless ploys to make young people buy more things they don’t need. Carol Smillie would be having none of it.

  32. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/newrepublic.com/amp/article/156447/millennial-socialism-jacobin-current-affairs-book-review

    Actually, libertarianism is even emptier than that. If we want to be ultra-logical—like, say, Star Trek’s Vulcans—then no one deserves anything. Everything we are and do results from our character, talents, and upbringing. And all these are what John Rawls called “morally arbitrary”—things bestowed on us, which we can’t take credit for. Philosophically speaking, there are no grounds whatever for claiming ownership of resources desperately needed by others.


    ….

    Sunkara imagines life in a pasta sauce factory in New Jersey as socialism gradually arrives in America over the middle decades of the twenty-first century. Initially owned by a genial old Italian American, the company is hit hard by national and international pressures. The owner is sincerely sorry, but the workers have to tighten their belts. They form a union, but there is only so much it can do: Some things, like the compensation of owners and managers, are not negotiable.


    As the Boomers die off and the Millennials take their place, however, the country’s politics move left. New Jersey native son Bruce Springsteen, at the head of a left-populist movement, is elected president. Social democracy appears: “health and education become social rights; child care and housing are made affordable.” Capitalist opposition is moderate but steady, effective enough to radicalize quite a few people. Debates swirl everywhere about whether to go full-socialist, and eventually a majority decides to. All enterprises above a certain size—including the pasta sauce factory—are nationalized and handed over to their employees, who thereafter vote on compensation, discipline, the division of labor, whether to reinvest profits, and so on. Despite furious capitalist opposition, the new order survives its birth pangs.

    ….

    Does a discussion of Bolshevism even belong in a twenty-first–century socialist manifesto, except perhaps as a brief and lurid cautionary tale? If socialism is the popular democratic control of the economy and society—genuine and not, as in the United States, merely formal—then not only was the Soviet Union at no point in its existence the embodiment, even partial, of anything that Sunkara (who is staunchly anti-authoritarian) or I would call socialism; it was not even trying to be. What was socialist about it? Well, in the first place, it called itself socialist and claimed to speak for the working class. In the second place…. There is nothing in second place, or third place, or any other place. From day one after the “genuine popular revolution,” all independent worker and soldier initiatives were crushed, while non-Bolshevik politicians and intellectuals were told to go jump into the “trash can of history,” in Trotsky’s much-admired and revoltingly thuggish phrase. Popular self-government was not even dreamed of. What, exactly, are twenty-first–century Americans supposed to learn from all this—except, perhaps, not to trust people who admire the Bolsheviks?

    ….

    There are some important matters that neither book comes to grips with. Libertarian hero Friedrich Hayek claimed to have demonstrated that well-functioning markets were uniquely able to match supply and demand, to yield accurate prices, and to avoid shortage or excess; and in every subsequent conversation between a conservative and a socialist, the conservative has waved Hayek’s demonstration in the socialist’s face. A few socialist writers have tackled Hayek’s “information problem,” but there’s no agreed-on socialist solution, apart from insisting that of course we have no use for central planning. Given the resources of contemporary information technology, it ought to be possible to decentralize the planning process and model an economy—perhaps, as Sunkara suggests (without elaboration, alas), one including commodity markets but not capital and labor markets—that will produce freedom, equality, and abundance. If some socialist has cracked this problem, the news hasn’t gotten out.

    • hayeksplosives

      Educated beyond his capacity to undertake rational thought.

    • Derpetologist

      I applied for a job in a lipstick factory in New Jersey. I know that sounds like joke, but it isn’t.

      Anyway, I’ve seen the future already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HRcNgAhn2E

    • Rhywun

      child care and housing are made affordable

      Policies are advanced. Faces are stamped, forever.

    • commodious spittoon

      Sum it up in 280 characters??

    • straffinrun

      “Philosophically speaking, there are no grounds whatever for claiming ownership of resources desperately needed by others.
“

      Literally a psychopath’s logic.

      • Winston

        Nathan J. Robinson is a PhD student at Harvard University and a recent graduate of Yale Law School.

        Rich, Ivy League Urbanite socialist. Unpossible!

      • Winston

        Spoken like a true Eastern Elitist. Oof. I mean until WWII that is how the Eastern upper class elites spoke.

      • Rhywun

        Holy shit, he really is faking an “Atlantic” accent! What a fucking fraud.

      • Urthona

        It’s not a new argument either. Marxists have been making the same argument for over 100 years,

      • commodious spittoon

        resources desperately needed by others

        Does that include lofts in Manhattan? Or gender reassignment surgeries? Tuition payments? Or just cans of baked beans and whatnot?

      • straffinrun

        It’s what you get when trying to make an argument using adjectives. “Desperately”. He’ll decide what that means.

      • straffinrun

        Adverb? Fuck

  33. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/2019/03/socialism-and-young-socialists.html

    Still, among New York’s creative underclass — cash poor but culturally potent — it feels like everything but socialism is now irrelevant. “I’ve noticed that there’s a kind of baseline assumption in the room that everyone is a socialist,” says Brostoff. “And if they’re not, it’s because they’re an anarchist.” Coolheaded Obaman technocracy is out; strident left-wing moral clarity is in. And while this atmospheric shift is felt most acutely among the left-literary crowd, it’s also bled into the general discourse, such that Teen Vogue is constantly flacking against capitalism and one of the most devastating insults in certain corners of the internet is to call someone a neoliberal.

    McElwee, a lapsed Evangelical Christian who used to intern at the libertarian Reason Foundation, has through sheer chutzpah transformed himself into one of the go-to voices of New York City socialism. (He tracks the performance of Abolish ICE tweets via Excel spreadsheet.)

    • Rhywun

      Way, way TL;DR but it reads like a foreign country, not the city I live in. There are millions of New Yorkers who do not inhabit the world this article describes.

      • Urthona

        Ditto. I was a New Yorker before relocating to Texas. Wasn’t one of the cool kids, clearly.

      • Winston

        The problem is that these are the types who influence City Hall, Albany and elect the Reps and Senators.

      • Rhywun

        Machine politics in action. Tammany Hall were pikers compared to the present-day operation.

      • Winston

        Ah, Machine politics. I don’t think it was a coincidence that the New Deal started once the Democrats gained power in the cities and their urban political machines gained enormous power over the Federal Government.

      • Winston

        Fun Fact: the reason NYC has off year elections is because when the Republican-controlled state government consolidated the city in the 1890s they wanted to ensure that state elections and presidential elections did not occur at the same time as local elections to reduce Democrat turnout in New York City. Hasn’t been working lately…

      • Winston

        Well I should say the real reason was to make it harder for Tammany Hall to rig gubernatorial and presidential elections…

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      How on earth do you go from Reason to socialism?

      • Urthona

        Because you were full of shit.

      • Chafed

        Very likely. He may also be the type that seeks the most extreme position possible.

      • Winston

        Erm…Weigel

      • straffinrun

        Lol.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Just an intern. Could well be just an opportunist and not any sort of ideological agreement.

      • Urthona

        Ah yes. Probably just needed experience.

  34. LJW

    “Imagine being in your 70’s or 80’s, worth billions, and spending any of your remaining time on earth working to make sure your tax rate doesn’t go up, even if it means millions of other people your age will suffer. How is that not sociopathic behavior?”

    https://mobile.twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1230711561343234048

    I guess a majority of Americans are sociopaths for trying to pay the less in taxes.

    • LJW

      Damn phone adding words *pay less in taxes.

    • Rhywun

      Nope, I’m derped out.

    • Chafed

      I can’t imagine going through life always envious of other people.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        That’s not just envy–that’s straight-up coveting. And, if they get their way, some theft/robbery thrown in.

        They could never earn it, so they’ll by gump take it.

  35. CPRM

    Am I the only one that’s had youtube only working about 2hrs a day for the last few days?

    This site can’t be reached http://www.youtube.com’s server IP address could not be found.

    Every other site works, just not youtube. Good thing I got the last episode uploaded before this hit.

    • CPRM

      It’s working for the first time today. watching the highlights from Houston V Dallas XFL. It was on FS1, which I don’t have and I spent the day with nieces and nephews.

      • CPRM

        Holy shit, Landry Jones was talked about as being a legit NFL starter for a little bit, but he’s a damn turnover machine in the XFL. PJ Walker is too short and has poor release angles, so I don’t think he could be top tier in the NFL, but he’s tearing up the XFL.

      • CPRM

        And youtube is gone again.

      • Rhywun

        Must be you. Working here.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        C, I can’t find anything that suggests it’s down in your area.

        In neighboring states, yes–any chance your provider is somehow feeding it through Minneapolis?

        ‘Cause they are hosed, it would seem.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      “JOHNSONville”

      ::snickering::

      • CPRM

        don’t you dare get shit on talk shit about MY JOHNSON! My aunt knew their daughter before they sold nationally.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        So, if you had been set up with their daughter, and had married her, would she have given you…

        (wait for it)

        The JOHNSON???

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Hey–you wanted to be entertained tonight.

      • CPRM

        Um, the daughter is now like 80. Maybe her grand daughter. I’d take a johnson (just once as an experiment! I had too much to drink!) to never have to worry about working again.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        If the granddaughter has a custom Johnsonville Brat dildo….

        Well, you just gotta party with her. Wild child, that one.

  36. Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

    Oh boy!!

    Crossing my fingers for: The Sandmann Times, The Rolling Sandmann, CBS(andmann), S(andmann)BC…

    • CPRM

      Man, what if he becomes rich on suing them all, and when he turns 35 runs for president? That’s like movie type shit!

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Well, if he’s successful against just ABC, that’s Mouse Money, right there. Owning a piece of The Happiest WorkWokeplace on Earth.

        Maybe he has some better ideas for Star Wars….

    • Rhywun

      See, if I were him, I probably would have just laid low and let it blow over. Of course, I didn’t get a free ride to college from settlement dollars so I guess there is some advantage to playing hard-ball.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        The resident attorneys would be a better determinate of this theory: I would figure that, the longer he waited, the less of an impact it would appear to have on his life. And, that’s where the tort is (I think).

        Strike while the iron is hot

  37. Chafed

    I’m rewatching the first season of Babylon 5. Julia Nick’s has a small role. Would.

  38. Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

    Does anyone know: Why are so many of these online news articles about COVID featuring a pic that looks like a shitty, tween’s-sleep-over-activity, tie-dye t-shirt?

    Not the only article I’ve seen, by a long shot: https://www.theblaze.com/news/first-american-confirmed-dead-from-coronavirus

    Makes the disease look non-threatening and vaguely fun.

    • CPRM

      Because it’s (supposedly) an electron microscope picture of the virus, and it makes it seem all sciency and shit. Don’t you fucking love science brah?!

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        What I love is that Getty images must be making a small fortune off of that pic.

        Also, looks more like some kind of test-strip (what are they misroscoping that shows up hot pink? On 2nd thought, don’t answer that…)

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hey, your urologist’s office called. They have your lab results in…

  39. Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

    The next exciting chapter in: “Young ‘uns be STOOPID, Yo!

    The New Deal was often described in the 1930s and ’40s as a “wolf in sheep’s clothing” or a “Trojan horse,” he said.

    Now that kind of argument sounds more like crying wolf. Facing yawning inequality, heavy debt burdens, obscene costs of living, and stagnant wages, young people have warmed up to redistributive politics.

    • CPRM

      Meh, it’s the same hypocrisy that lets them drink and watch porn, not going to change much.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        No doubt–I just like that Goldberg’s back at WWE.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        I approve of his choice.

      • CPRM

        Universal Soldier 2 sucked though. (actually I think that might have been 3, I think there was a direct to video one in between…yep)

      • CPRM

        I’m voting for Bernie now! No one needs more than one Universal Soldier!

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Yeah, and I think someone form the production of the one with Goldberg stayed at either the hotel I was working at (at the time), or the sister property where I started. I remember when it was being made (a lot shot in Waxahachie–about 40-50 miles south of Dallas).

        Whoever it was (could have been Goldberg, for all I know) didn’t cause any kind of ruckus; it was just scuttlebutt for us employees.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        The ’09 one had John Hyams directing, and his dad doing cinematography.

        I guess Peter liked working with JCVD.

      • CPRM

        There were a few people at work playing the six degrees game, and I got to drop the knowledge that I can play that with people I’ve actually spoken to. In 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon I’m only one degree away that way.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ll join you in voting for the Bern. Universal Soldier was a perfect movie.

        Or maybe it was Ally Walker.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Ally. Definitely.

        I mean, I do love me some US, but….Ally.

  40. Gustave Lytton

    Mike! has his silly ads in my YouTube. That dastardly Trump has defunded CDC completely so “we don’t have the organization we need”. Hey dipshit, you and your fellow travelers did that when they funded crap science and bullshit gun control cover. If public health stuck to public health, like this current covid-19 spread, which is what they supposedly are all about, we’d all be better off.

    I hope the little gnome drowns in his own big gulp.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      I’ll probably laugh he gets COVID.

      • dbleagle

        No probably here. I would laugh at that until my ribs hurt.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        ::fist bump for dbl::

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Of course, nothing creates an issue warrior (for both good and ill) like personal experience.

        If he got it and recovered, watch out for even more of his authoritarianism.

        /if that’s possible

    • CPRM

      I like how his ads are trying to re-write history that he was mayor during 9/11 and he created a Swine Flu vaccine. And yet Trump is the pathological liar billionaire no one can trust.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Steyer’s ads were doing their dead-level best to equate Bloomer’s stop-n-frisk with being a Republican, which is short-hand for raycis (Steyer is still playing that one note). Since, you know, all those other R mayors were copying his style.

      • CPRM

        Well, TBH, that is probably the only thing Bloomers and Republicans ever agreed on.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Depends on the Repub. Mother Tucker sure seems to love it.

  41. CPRM

    I got a lot of compliments in my first two weeks on my lunch box. But I wanted to bring this one, but I couldn’t find it. It’s here somewhere.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      Damn–gotta find that Robocop one. Punching ED is awesome.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Oh, I wholeheartedly support that.

        /Redbubble, maybe?

      • CPRM

        Oh, back to why I didn’t put the Warty Hugeman stuuf on redbubble, I remembered afterward, they apply EU laws to the products, so it was Swastikas that on the art why it were denied.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Ah…..well, they are Aussies, which might as well be European.

        Maybe Teespring?

      • CPRM

        It’s already on cafepress! If you want it buy it! I’m not some conglomerate here to chase your hipster dollars! I’m just a drunk who makes cartoons.

      • CPRM

        The only thing I ever bought from cafepress is my mug, and I was actually amazed at the quality.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        The clothing leaves a lot to be desired.

      • CPRM

        Then don’t buy the clothes. Lots of other stuff. I can’t help that I’m the guy that always gets flagged for infringement when thousands don’t.

        When youtube was young I tried to upload the scene in Chronicles of Riddick where he says ‘I bow to no man’ to use in a blog post, it got a copyright takedown before it even went live. Now this is the (invidio because the actual youtube still isn’t working for me) search results for that exact scene.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Hey, I’m not trying to shit on ya–I simply want everything I wish, to be done according to my personal specifications!

        Also, linky no worky.

        Also also–big deja vu moment writing this up.

      • CPRM

        Yeah, I’m a take a brake, eat something and be back. Staying up for 24 hrs gets harder after drinking 15 beers.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        L’Chaim!

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Also, email

    • CPRM

      Youtube still isn’t working for me, not sure what is going on.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The first one is just people saying how great it is that it’s free.

        Second one is from Elf where buddy sees the sign for Worlds Best Cup of Coffee and goes in to congratulate them.

      • CPRM

        “It’s environmentally friendly, because it’s electric, at least in some parts of the city” So much money spent to make dumb people, it is truly a great achievement.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      Whew! It’s free! It’s free! Now, we don’t have to pay for transportation! It saves me money!!

      How will they keep it running, though.

      Oh, through taxes….

      o_0

      • CPRM

        But only THE RICH will pay, pinky swear.(Rich includes anyone who legally works)

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well duh. Gotta take advantage of that 52 weeks of vacation every year for all. Use it or lose it!

      • hayeksplosives

        Anyone who legally works and is not well-connected to a politician, that is.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        legally works

        That this a real situation in this country is some bullshit. Some very sad, enraging bullshit.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        this is*

      • l0b0t
    • Gustave Lytton

      Damn commies.

  42. CPRM

    dagummit, tonight of all nights I don’t have insomnia. I’m gonna fall asleep soon. Usually I’m forcing myself to sleep, but now I’m actually tired. I might sleep soon at the most inconvenient time.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      We we have that effect on people, and you qualify.

      • CPRM

        What do you mean ‘people’? Fucking racist!

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        What do you mean ‘people’?

        And, there’s the hook line for the remake of Soylent Green.

      • CPRM

        But, I’m probably also gonna put on a 2hr long documentary and not actually fall asleep, and be wide awake. whatever. Tis what it is. stupid human body.

      • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

        Well, you know I’m up, if you get chatty/email-y.

    • Lord Digby's Spirit Animal

      Hmmm….”America’s Hat”….”Canadian Healthcare system”….

      MEDICINE HAT!!

      Ergo–they’re trying to kill us.

    • Sean

      Related.

      Probably NSFW (audio).

  43. UnCivilServant

    Morning everyone.

    I hate PeopleSoft.

    • Gender Traitor

      Morning, UCS.

      I hate PeopleSoft.

      FTFMe

      I’m 33 e-pages from the end of OUS. (Chapter 16.) I’m sorry it’s taking me longer than I had hoped to finish – didn’t get as much time to read Wednesday or Thursday night as I would have liked. Enjoying, and will follow up with e-mail when done. (No sneak reading at work today: payroll AND time for EOM reports. Also boss back and always itching to close previous month’s books.)

      • UnCivilServant

        Whenever it fits into your schedule. I will invariably have follow-up questions, but I’m not going to ask ahead of time so that it doesn’t influence your impressions.

    • UnCivilServant

      See! They ban plastic bags and all the houses ice up!

    • Lackadaisical

      Heh.

      This happens pretty often along the lake there. We get massive waves, including a standing wave that changes the water level by 5-10 feet.

  44. JD is Unemployed

    How far off is airborne HIV? I am given to understanding that the Chinese labs are prone to accidentally releasing these things before they have a vaccine ready.