¡Trabajamos en casa para enlaces mexicanos por la tarde!

by | Mar 30, 2020 | Daily Links | 434 comments

For everyone here tasked with providing links over the past couple weeks, I am sorry I made fun of you for complaining there are nothing but Groupo Modelo branded links available.  Now time for the show.

Out:  The government sucks!  In:  Please lock us down, government.

el hombre de la gente.

Given what sometimes gets passed around in Mexico, Groupo Modelo brand plague might be the least of his worries.

I’ve been waiting on a celebrity to catch this and die.  Still waiting.

I don’t know why, but I still like this guy.

Focus on what’s really important, that’s the Argentine way.

How do you bribe somebody with money that is worth more as toilet paper?

When this is over, I bet we could crowdfund the cost of a cruise ship, and create our own sea-steading Glibertopia.

PRISON RIOT!

 

Let’s start a riot!

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434 Comments

  1. Shirley Knott

    90s ‘wry country singers’ don’t count?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Or Ken Shimura. He should be a household name for Glibs.

      • Sensei

        My thoughts exactly!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      A country singer to me may as well be a Russian, suicidal, feminist author. I don’t any of these people and probably never will.

  2. Shpip

    Argentine television gets its first transgender news anchor

    Impresionante y valiente!

    • commodious spittoon

    • AlmightyJB

      That’s a man, baby!

      • Fourscore

        Men really make ugly women, most of the time. OTOH men will make most women, given the chance.

    • R C Dean

      She also worked in an office and later took a difficult exam among 1,500 applicants to study for a career as an announcer.

      I’m trying to imagine what news readers do that would require a difficult exam.

      • Shpip

        Hey, reading a TelePrompTer while feigning sincerity is complicated business!

        The less you know about something, the easier it looks.” — I read that somewhere once, and it stuck with me.

      • Plisade

        Dunning-Kruger Effect

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Read out loud, without a discernible regional dialect?

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Those teeth make me think xe was a prisoner from the Falklands War.

  3. Count Potato

    *raises eyebrows*

    *looks over at side bar*

    • Tonio

      It’s on by default, now. You have to manually turn it off. We got links, that’s all that matter. You can always Ctrl+Plus and move it offscreen.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Oh, I’m sorry. Did the sidebar give you SARS2?

      We’re going to have to put Potato in the quarantine tent…

      • commodious spittoon

        That’s just the menses tent that we converted cuz TANFL.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Did you, commodious spittoon sanitize the tent after you used it?

        We can’t take any chances. I’m calling STEVE SMITH with the iodine.

      • commodious spittoon

        I don’t think you can catch anything from dried spunk.

    • Ownbestenemy

      June 10th! Damn…

      • Tonio

        Well, he had to upstage Gov Larry Hogan (MD), who also issued an order today.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah i am waiting for Nevada to tell all yall to hold our beer and just shutdown for the year

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      From a contractor at my house today: “this will lead to violence… Sooner rather than later”

  4. bacon-magic

    Ola.

    • MikeS

      Bacon!

  5. AlmightyJB

    That’s a man, baby!

  6. The Other Kevin

    One of my in-laws, who we saw 17 days ago, has tested positive for WuFlu. I think we’re outside the incubation window.

    Also, my sister, an NP at a GP doctor’s office, has been laid off. Some of her co-workers are getting hospital jobs but she has asthma and isn’t allowed around WuFlu. Interesting how there are layoffs in health care.

    • Florida Man

      I’m down to 2 days a week because they have canceled all non-emergency surgery. Other groups have laid off their work force. We are trying to recruit them even though our hours are down so when the doors open we will be able to clear the back log. The idea is to empty out the hospital to make room for the flood of COVID-19 patients.

      • Q Continuum

        “they have canceled all non-emergency surgery”

        So boob jobs are still going forward then?

      • Florida Man

        Funny enough an out patient center was still going full steam until they ended up on the hospital system president’s radar.

      • R C Dean

        Our “no essential surgery” order pretty much shut down the ASCs on day one.

        Silver lining: those fuckers on our medical staff who divert patients to ASCs they invest in must be sucking wind on their investments now.

      • Lachowsky

        My plant shut down last week for 7 days. we started back up sunday night and are going to make steel for a week. After that, i dont know. I haven’t missed any work yet, but who know what will happen. 85 percent of what we make goes into automobiles. i can imagine that with the big 3 shut down we can continue to produce raw material for vehicles that arent being built.

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        welcome back

        the weather you’ve been sending sucks: couldja wring a few more inches of water out of it before letting it drift on over ?

      • Lachowsky

        My yard is a swamp that rivals DC. The rain has been ridiculous this whole winter.

      • Sensei

        Mrs. Sensei, RN told me today their is demand for nurses here at $65/hour in the People’s Republic of NJ.

      • Florida Man

        They askEd if any of us are willing to work ICU during this fiasco, but they didn’t give any details such as pay or position. I’m getting about 1/2 my hours so I’m not willing to go work in ground zero yet. Too many stories of people ending up on the vent after treating COVID-19 patients.

      • Sensei

        Hey – we are #2 here in NJ, but trying harder!

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Staff on vents? What’s your take on the situation?

        I’m hearing conflicting stories ranging from this is Armageddon in some hospitals to Covid is less dangerous the flu except to the elderly/infirm. I imagine there’s not many stories of ICU staff ending up on ventilators during flu season.

      • Florida Man

        There have been a couple cases of people under 50 working in high risk areas ending up on vents. It may be because of chronic exposure vs single exposure. Also people walk around with undiagnosed issues their whole lives. Maybe these people had unknown lung/heart issues. Right now there are way too many variables to have an informed opinion.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Gotcha, thanks.

    • Tonio

      Hope you all stay healthy.

    • RAHeinlein

      Great links as always. Have you seen this one – toggle between states to see estimated hospital resource needs, projected deaths, timelines, etc.

      https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

      • Plinker762

        Unfortunately, the whole climate crisis industry has soured me on models. Finite Element Analysis (FEA) has a long history of application, testing and real consequences if the underlying models are wrong so models such as that I trust but when you run into human behavior and chaotic systems, not so much.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I have not, thank you! Just looking at a few states, it appears that shifting resources to hardest hit states (such as NY or FL) would be both possible and desirable. An unused ventilator elsewhere is not doing much good if it’s never going to be used, or if it could be used elsewhere with different peaks.

      • creech

        You really think Cuomo is going to return your ventilators when NYS crisis is over and the one in your state is just ramping up? Then again, it might depend on how many delegates you can release to him at the convention.

      • Gustave Lytton

        *pours more whisky*

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in melodramatic doom mongering

    “We cannot let the cure be worse than the problem,” the president said last week, announcing that America would be “open for business” by Easter.

    But senior public health officials including Dr Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, think this is no time to scale back social distancing.

    If anything, they say, the economy needs to be shut down even further. Otherwise the virus will continue to escalate, inundating hospitals and causing far more deaths. America leads the world in coronavirus cases. Dr Fauci believes we haven’t yet felt the worst of the pandemic.

    It may seem logical to weigh the threat to public health against the accumulating losses to the economy, and then at some point decide economic losses outweigh health risks. As Stephen Moore, who is advising the White House, warns: “You can’t have a policy that says we’re going to save every human life at any cost, no matter how many trillions of dollars you’re talking about.”

    But this leaves out one big thing. The “trillions of dollars” of economic losses don’t exist on any balance sheet that can be tallied against human lives. An “economy” is nothing but human beings. So it matters whose losses we’re talking about – whose losses of life, and whose losses of dollars.

    If it saves one life!

    Here’s a question: How many of these “if it saves one life”-ers give a shit about keeping American troops in places like Afghanistan and Iraq?

    • R C Dean

      An “economy” is nothing but human beings.

      Missing: “Most human beings are nothing without an economy. As in, dead from starvation or exposure.”

      • C. Anacreon

        Or suicide. People getting laid off and/or going broke is going to spike those numbers.

        As it is, more people are dying each day of suicide in this country (when things are as they usually are, about 129 per day on average in 2019, for example), than they are now each day due to Covid-19. And economic stress will definitely raise those figures. But those numbers don’t count, I guess.

      • Rhywun

        250 people died in New York from the plague yesterday, FWIW.

    • grrizzly

      This is how some are making fun of the concern for the economy.

      • C. Anacreon

        If only those dinosaurs had adopted Marxism, they’d have been OK.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      “…announcing that America would be “open for business” by Easter.”

      No, that’s not what he said. He said he hoped it would be, but it would depend on input from the medical community or something like that.

      • Enough About Palin

        FUCK YOU AND YOUR ACCURATE REPORTING!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its not wrong…

      • Tres Cool

        “its for my prostate health!”

  8. Rebel Scum

    I bet we could crowdfund the cost of a cruise ship

    Cruise ships: long, hard, and full of seamen.

  9. Lachowsky

    If the government would have refrained from giving a few billion in corporate welfare to the cruise lines, We may have had a shot at buying a cheap cruise liner when this is over.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I thought they actually did stiff the cruise lines?

      • Lachowsky

        last i heard, the cruise lines were on the list of companies that get to privitize their gains and socialize their losses. I may be mistaken though.

      • leon

        Look on the bright side, now you can tell all your neighbors about how you paid for a cruise.

      • Sensei

        Late last week I read that Trump told them when they incorporated and registered their ships in the US he’d reconsider.

      • R C Dean

        Fair point. Why should we be bailing out foreign companies?

      • Sensei

        The cruise lobby’s comeback was about the US jobs.

      • juris imprudent

        Because really, is there any cause not worthy of fucking over the American taxpayer?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Gun rights?

    • westernsloper

      They are going to take it in the shorts for the next year. Shirly they will unload some inventory. I think it is a brilliant plan!

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Congratulations, lady, you’re in the control group

    For the last three weeks, 57-year-old Ann O’Connor has avoided leaving her home in Paradise Valley, Arizona, due to the Covid-19 pandemic. As a cancer survivor with asthma, she is considered high risk for severe illness, and she wants to do her part to stop the virus’s rapid spread.

    But others here are not taking the same precautions. O’Connor’s house looks on to a private golf course, and she spends her days watching foursomes tee off, buy refreshments and pile into golf carts. She sees neighbors greet each other with hugs.

    “It’s really disconcerting because you just see these people and there’s no social distancing,” O’Connor said in a phone interview from her home. “It is like a huge, sick experiment,” she added about the lack of consistent action across the country.

    Waah waah waah. Whycome the gummint no make me live forever?

    • Tres Cool

      Ann ? It IS a huge, sick, experiment. They’re testing the limits of their control before people start pushing back.
      This whole charade is a dry-run for November when Trump gets re-elected.

      /applies more foil to self

    • leon

      For the last three weeks, 57-year-old Ann O’Connor has avoided leaving her home in Paradise Valley, Arizona, due to the Covid-19 pandemic. As a cancer survivor with asthma, she is considered high risk for severe illness, and she wants to do her part to stop the virus’s rapid spread.

      Look, i think as a matter of morality you should do what you can to stop getting at risk people sick. But she’s not trying to stop the spread. She’s trying to not catch it. Seems very much like a “Hey i’m miserable, why arent those people forced to be miserable too”

    • commodious spittoon

      It’s really disconcerting that she’s a high-risk case and others aren’t…?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      This is good…AZ has a population of about 7.3 Million and currently has 1157 confirmed cases. Barely putting us in the top 20 but I am sure we’ll get leapfrogged by VA any day now…
      https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

      Unless my math is off, means there are 158 cases per 1 million…I like out chances.

      • juris imprudent

        Locked down because our county has an incidence of less than .01% of the population. Fuck that shit-weasel.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        “But we don’t know the extent of the infection without extensive testing.”

        “Where is the pile of dead bodies?”

      • juris imprudent

        PA testing is returning 90% negative. Who TF are they testing?

      • westernsloper

        Politicians and rich people?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Sounds like they’re testing the wrong people. They need better testing procedures.

      • Hyperion

        They’re using the Chinese test kits.

    • Q Continuum

      Having sex with her must be like trying to plug in a bedside lamp when you can’t see the outlet behind the mattress; just poking around looking for the hole.

      • Tres Cool

        The best part about banging a fat woman? No matter what part you grab, it feels like it could be titty.
        -some comedian or other

      • C. Anacreon

        The old “roll them in flour and look for the damp spot”

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Still fattening the curve.

  11. DEG

    In an interview on Sunday with CNN affiliate CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro called preventive measures, such as banning mass events, “hysteria,” and said that the economy came first. “When you ban football and other things, you fall into hysteria. Banning this and that isn’t going to contain the spread,” he said.

    “We should take steps, the virus could turn into a fairly serious issue. But the economy has to function because we can’t have a wave of unemployment,” he added.

    Refreshing sanity.

  12. westernsloper

    “There were no escapes. Nor was there was a sanitary problem that could have prompted this plan and these revolts.”

    *Pictures the sanitary conditions in a Bogata prison* *Shudder*

  13. grrizzly

    Massachusetts has 8 new coronavirus deaths today.

    • 8 new deaths were reported for a total of 56. These include:
    • Male, 60s, Middlesex county, preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Female, 80s, Essex county, preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Female, 70s, Norfolk county, unknown preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Male, 60s, Essex county, preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Female, 70s, Suffolk county, unknown preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Female, 70s, Bristol county, preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Female, 70s, Middlesex county, preexisting conditions, hospitalized
    • Female, 60s, Suffolk county, unknown preexisting conditions, hospitalized

    Say what you want about Massachusetts, but it doesn’t hide this information.

    • Fourscore

      To date, however, in MA there are 32 of unknown sex. Looks like someone didn’t past anatomy

      • juris imprudent

        I asked the corpse for it’s preferred pronouns…

  14. leon

    Guys. Because liberty has failed us in this crisis, and freedom is too feeble to save us from this doom, what do you do? Abandon liberty or consign humanity to death?

    • Lachowsky

      embrace socialism.

      • R C Dean

        So, consign humanity to death it is, then.

      • Mad Scientist

        That boot is only in your face because it loves you.

      • Fourscore

        Trading freedom for security. Got that out while not laughing

        (cringes)

      • bacon-magic

        Embrace it to death. Squeeze the tyranny out like the last turd after taco night.

    • Q Continuum

      Latter. I won’t abandon liberty as an ideal, but this situation has made me realize just how much the average Homo sapiens prefers comfortable slavery to dangerous freedom.

    • Jarflax

      Can I pick C? C is go long on ammo, rope, and woodchippers and profiteer the Boogalooo

    • Florida Man

      He was the libertarian candidate for governor of Oklahoma in 2016.

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        Exotic, not Antle in the article; Antle’s in CHS

      • Gdragon

        I thought his campaign manager seemed like an OK guy.

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        Then he stays on after the election with the very train-wreck he had diagnosed earlier: what’s that all about? Maybe he just liked the gay farm crew, NTTAWWT.

        I noticed his reading lines off a cue card; that was the flimsiest part of what I wanted to enjoy as a documentary of a shitstorm, but the veneer pealed off * sad trombone sound *

      • Gdragon

        Hell if he was the type who didn’t need a cue card he could have just run for governor himself 😉

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Latest therapeutics summary

    You can’t fool me. It’s incurable. Everybody who gets it dies.

  16. Fourscore

    Message from VA. “Stay home, stay safe, stay connected”

    Multiple choice, I will choose the one that most reflects my values/beliefs

    • DEG

      Not a great collection.

      On the other hand #8, #24, and #29 are OK.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    But she’s not trying to stop the spread. She’s trying to not catch it.

    Exactly. She should probably not be out there playing golf. That’s not the same as “Nobody should be allowed to play golf.”

    • Q Continuum

      A distinction depressingly few people understand.

    • juris imprudent

      Like you’ve never met someone who’s viewpoint is if I’m going to suffer, everyone is going to suffer.

  18. R C Dean

    Looks like our (AZ) Governor will be announcing shelter in place house arrest this afternoon.

    • Sensei

      All the cool governors were doing it and yours didn’t want to be left out.

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        as someone predicted, since the majority of governors are Republicans, the majority of the shithead autocrats at the end of this will be Republicans

      • leon

        Lies. No one saw that coming.

      • Jarflax

        Team R: Chinese products will kill us all, therefore suspend rights!
        Team D: Trump will kill us all, therefore suspend rights!
        Team L: Everything is killing us, so it isn’t really suspending rights it is preserving them and actually the shut down is super libertarian because now you can get cocktails to go.

        Team me: Get off my lawn.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I’ve been hearing that. I look forward to the armed protest outside the governor’s mansion.

      Its not like those clowns have jobs to go to at the moment.

      • Tres Cool

        Im betting that a lot of these guys already have sedition paperwork drawn up, in case someone dare question their authoritah en masse.

      • Jarflax

        Is it social distancing or setting up interlocking fields of fire?

    • Donation Not Taxation

      Look for whether it is called ‘shelter in place’, ‘safer at home’, or other

      • R C Dean

        Yet, oddly, gyms are not allowed to have outdoor classes.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I can’t go to my gym, which routinely sanitizes all of its equipment due to prevalence of ringworm…but golfing is okay.

        Fuck the golf lobby

      • westernsloper

        But I am sure you need to maintain proper Leper Length.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Abandon liberty or consign humanity to death?

    Mass graves for everyone!

    • Heroic Mulatto

      You realize I’m going to Zoombomb that with furry porn, right?

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        You’re just trying to get more people to come.

      • ruodberht

        phrasing

      • Donation Not Taxation

        Go for it.

      • The Hyperbole

        It’s a three way with a female and two other females.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        *Reviews guest list*

        Are they all just there to watch?

      • The Hyperbole

        Kink shaming and/or assuming gender, Mexi? I can’t even.

      • MikeS

        Furry 2 Furry; hence HM’s generous offer of an informational slide show.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        Invited to a meeting. Unspecified number of other attendees. Told will be capped at ten. Told temperatures will be taken by non-contact. Where the meeting is, if the cap is reached, do not see how ten people will be kept at least two to three metres apart.

        Meeting now teleconference instead of Face TWO Face

  20. leon

    Utah broke 800 confirmed cases today. this is getting serious.

    • Lachowsky

      something like 4 hundred in Arkansas with a half dozen dead. Im not terribly worried.

  21. Ownbestenemy

    Vegas is fucked. Just got a report that our Air Traffic is down 70%.

  22. Donation Not Taxation

    From the article about Venezuela:
    ‘though she felt “terrible” for doing so,’
    Does Arkiely Perfecto have Wuhan flu?

  23. Certified Public Asshat

    To those already living in lock down states, any stories on being questioned about why you are out? Now that MD is “locked down,” am I going to be questioned about home improvement store trips?

    • LJW

      People pretty much ignoring it here in Kansas. They threatened to start finding people this weekend. I haven’t heard of anyone getting in trouble. Surprisingly heard a lot of cops are refusing to enforce it.

      • LJW

        * Start fining people *

        I guess finding works too

      • Certified Public Asshat

        There are plenty of Karens on social media who are screaming that Lowe’s is not essential. That is of course, until they have a plumbing issue.

      • C. Anacreon

        Seems perfect for the ‘woman yelling at cat’ meme

        Remember that meme? From the carefree, innocent days of a couple of months ago?

      • Count Potato

        I’d say home and auto repair is essential. Of course I might be biased. I finished the bathroom but I still need to do the laundry room. I figure home centers are probably fairly safe — huge spaces, lots of air.

    • Private Chipperbot

      Just say you’re looking for TP.

    • DEG

      Not yet.

      On the other hand, Sununu’s “stay-at-home” order has many exceptions so I’m not sure what the point is beyond giving the cops excuses to fuck with people.

      • leon

        What more point do you need? /FOP

      • DEG

        Heh. After reading this article, I expect harsher enforcement soon.

    • Sean

      No issues here in PA.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        The streets are pretty dead, but there are still people walking around in Philly. I haven’t been questioned, but the street people (probably 50% of the people outside) have been getting pretty aggressive. I rarely see cops in my area anyway. I assume they mostly chill at the tourist spots.
        If I do get questioned, I’ll just say I’m going to the store I guess?

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      In my neck of the Bay Area there are lots of people out on walks or on bike rides. More kids than I’ve ever seen. Much less traffic. No hassles from the cops, even though I’ve seen a few on my bike rides. It’s been kind of nice, in a lemon aid out of lemons sort of way.

      • Tundra

        It’s incredible, actually. Paths are crowded, kids are out playing everywhere.

        Honestly, it’s like a cheesy ad for awesome neighborhoods.

    • Red Pill Matt

      My 4 year old daughter and I were kicked out of a park by cops while playing on a tennis court. She said, “I don’t like policemen.”

  24. Rebel Scum

    Chill out with the crime, guys.

    “The best way to help police officers is to not commit a crime,” Turner told reporters during a press conference on his city’s latest efforts to combat the deadly illness. “Until the coronavirus is resolved, criminals, take a break.”

    “Stay home and don’t commit any crimes. Thay way, they will stay safe and out of jail and police offers will stay safe and go home to there families,” the mayor added. “Crooks, criminals, you chill.”

    • Mad Scientist

      Let’s get sushi and not pay!

    • leon

      “Until the coronavirus is resolved, criminals, take a break.”

      Come’on guys, I know you have no regard for your fellow man and are anti-social, but for the good of everyone, please give it a break.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Air traffic is down, you say?

    The state’s busiest airport has seen a roughly 80% drop in travelers since the beginning of the spread of COVID-19 in Montana, a sharp turn in what was projected to be a record-breaking year.

    “It’s a ghost town here,” said Brian Sprenger, director of the Bozeman-Yellowstone International Airport. “We’re at levels we haven’t seen for at least 25 years.”

    Sprenger said the airport is serving about 20% of the passengers it normally does this time of year. Parts of the concourse are closed so airport staff can focus on sterilizing the areas passengers will go through. He said there are “very few” international travelers coming into the airport — in part because of the travel restrictions and advisories imposed by the U.S. and international governments.

    What a surprise.

    • Tundra

      Still one of my favorite airports on the planet.

  26. Private Chipperbot

    Ford to build 50k ventilators in 100 days.

    Ford Motor Co. will produce 50,000 ventilators in Michigan in the next 100 days with GE Healthcare, the Dearborn automaker said Monday.

    The collaboration at the Rawsonville Components Plant in Ypsilanti will start production April 20. After President Donald Trump on Friday called out Ford and General Motors Co. to move fast on making ventilators, Ford says it is helping the U.S. government meet its goal of producing 100,00 ventilators in 100 days.

    • leon

      I heard they are going to call them: respintorators

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        el Pinto: they’re lime green and each one comes with a free 8track of CCR’s greatest hits

      • The Hyperbole

        Mine was pumpkin orange and the last eight track that worked was Queen’s Live Killers and it has a sun roof.

      • pistoffnick

        Mine was also orange – Safety Orange.

        I taught a lot of people how to drive manual transmission in that car.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        My Pinto was the first “modern” car that I’d owned. Previous cars were all 1964 or before but my 72 had side marker lights and disc brakes (front). I had the smaller engine, 1600cc, and could get close to 40MPG on the highway, remarkable for the time. The rear-end collision stuff was hype. The Pinto was about average on collision stats. Publicity killed it, much like Nader’s negative (and false) hype killed the Corvair.

      • creech

        Edselators.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        That’s some explosive news.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Ford: Found On Respirator Dead

      • AlmightyJB

        Lol

      • westernsloper

        Damn!

    • invisible finger

      You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I really want a ventilator built by the UAW?

      • Plinker762

        Not one made on Monday or Friday

    • AlmightyJB

      100 days huh? So what are they going to use them for then?

      • Sean

        Sell them to China?

      • Count Potato

        Yes, seems a bit slow.

    • C. Anacreon

      So one of the world’s biggest manufacturing companies hopes it can build 50K ventilators in 100 days.

      Yet according to my Facebook feed, Trump is incompetent because he couldn’t make 30,000 ventilators appear out of thin air in one day.

      • Agent Cooper

        My question is: What are the actual ventilator-making companies doing?

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        banging on the critical component supplier for more parts (the real issue someone pointed out here days ago)

        but he can’t ship them even when he ramps up because the extras go to F and GM to justify Orangeman’s flex

      • mexican sharpshooter

        They’re hoarding them of course.

      • Sean

        Making face masks. ?

    • Tundra

      Don’t get too excited. My F150 has already had a shit ton of recalls.

      • westernsloper

        My Excursion’s radio shuts off when you shut a door. It eventually will come back on when the door sensor sorts itself out, then quits again for some reason. I can’t find that “switch” in the fuse panel or I would jump that damn thing.

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        It’s (the radio’s algorithm) probably looking for a bit on the buss from the body controller

        the “radio” (the radio’s ePROM) is “on” the entire time regardless of whether the LED have its facia lit up

        but it’s not sending anything to the speakers. If it’s always done that, that’s what the code requires and you’ll need to wait for popular demand to secure new code that can be flashed. If it’s not, it’s going to be a nightmare as Goober wades through the body sensors to figure out what’s going on (what’s not going on).

      • westernsloper

        It’s the sensors. And this goober is having a hell of a time finding what does what. It has to do with that neato thing Ford did in the 2000 ish models where the radio will stay on until you open a door. That thingamajiggy “clicks” (I can hear it) in the fuse panel when the radio shuts off. The door ajar sensors are on the bottom of the latch assembly inside the door panel so not easy to fiddle with. Saw one youtube suggestion to hose the things out with wd40 and it might free them up. Made it worse. lol….I will probably update the radio, has a cassette deck fer crists sake, and hardewire that mo fo direct to the battery.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      Impossible. There are only x number of ventilators and we’re all gonna die.

  27. Rebel Scum

    I’ve had it with the disingenuous cunts.

    On a Monday afternoon press call, Everytown president John Feinblatt told reporters that the group is taking two steps; urging governors to ignore the Department of Homeland Security guidance and order gun stores closed, as well as sending DHS a letter urging them to reverse this decision.

    Feinblatt claims that ordinarily Bloomberg’s anti-gun group wouldn’t support the closure of gun stores, because they support responsible gun ownership, but “these are anything but normal circumstances.” Feinblatt also launched an absurd attack on the National Rifle Association by asserting that no matter what the NRA says, “you can’t shoot a virus.” Obviously the NRA has said no such thing, and the countless Americans who’ve become gun owners for the first time over the past month aren’t trying to shoot their way out of being infected. They’re concerned about the safety and security of themselves and their families, but to hear Feinblatt tell it, they’ve all just succumbed to a massive propaganda campaign by the National Rifle Association.

    In fact, the NRA and the Trump administration were the two big bogeymen throughout the call with reporters. Moms Demand Action’s Shannon Watts claimed, “the gun lobby has fear-mongered to stoke gun sales throughout this pandemic, pedaling the lie that more guns make us safer. The Trump administration just gave that myth its seal of approval, proving once again that President Trump cares more about lining gun dealers’ pockets than saving American lives.”

    • leon

      Feinblatt claims that ordinarily Bloomberg’s anti-gun group wouldn’t support the closure of gun stores, because they support responsible gun ownership,

      Oh fuck off you liar.

      • Rebel Scum

        they support responsible gun ownership

        I.e. no private gun ownership.

    • leon

      the gun lobby has fear-mongered to stoke gun sales throughout this pandemic, pedaling the lie that more guns make us safer.

      someone is stoking fears, and pedelling lies about guns…

  28. The Late P Brooks

    as someone predicted, since the majority of governors are Republicans politicians, the majority of the shithead autocrats at the end of this will be Republicans politicians

    Try that on for size.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Evil corporation lays off workers after taxpayer bailout so they can give bonuses to their fatcat execs. Oh, wait…

    “The Covid-19 Advisory Committee was broadsided today during our conversation with [Kennedy Center President] Deborah Rutter,” the orchestra’s coronavirus committee told musicians in an email, obtained by the Washington Free Beacon. “Ms. Rutter abruptly informed us today that the last paycheck for all musicians and librarians will be April 3 and that we will not be paid again until the Center reopens.”

    The $2 trillion bailout dedicated $25 million for the Kennedy Center, in order to “cover operating expenses required to ensure the continuity of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and its affiliates, including for employee compensation and benefits, grants, contracts, payments for rent or utilities, fees for artists or performers.” The Kennedy Center apparently did not interpret that $25 million as extending to the National Symphony Orchestra, its house orchestra.

    A veteran member of the orchestra, who spoke to the Free Beacon on condition of anonymity, slammed the Kennedy Center’s duplicity. “It’s very disappointing [that] they’re going to get that money and then drop us afterward,” the musician said. “The Kennedy Center blindsided us.”

    • AlmightyJB

      Typical statist ‘tard

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Whatever it takes to stay open.

    • juris imprudent

      Easy, I’m not reading anything the shithead has to say!

      • Sean

        You’re no fun.

        “Gun shop owners, who were experiencing a spike in sales in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak, believed they are considered essential because they supply weapons and ammunition to current and retired law enforcement.”

      • juris imprudent

        Standard issue gun control in California – exempt not just current LE, but retired as well. Gun control-freaks may be stupid, but they aren’t that stupid.

    • Gustave Lytton

      The tree of liberty is dying of thirst.

      • R C Dean

        *pours out a forty on liberty’s grave*

      • Jarflax

        Won’t work. That is not what that particulat plant craves.

  30. grrizzly

    Unfortunately, I cannot get my Belorussian passport in their Washington, DC embassy. It’s more complicated, I already checked last night and I was born in that country.

    The president of Belarus is insisting that vodka and saunas will cure the coronavirus — while claiming nations that have gone into lockdown are in the throes of a “psychosis,” according to reports.

    President Alexander Lukashenko has insisted the Eastern European nation of nearly 9.5 million remain open for business — and even took part in a packed ice hockey match on Saturday.

    “It’s better to die standing than to live on your knees,” he said, quoting the Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata, and calling sports “the best anti-virus remedy.”

    “There are no viruses here,” he said of the ice rink after his game, insisting, “I don’t see them.”

    • Tres Cool

      I want to party with that dude.

      • Rhywun

        I think he’s already had one too many.

    • Q Continuum

      Throw in some Ukrainian hookers and I think we’ve got the hero we need.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m with this guy. I never saw any viruses at the hockey rink either.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The president of Belarus is insisting that vodka and saunas will cure the coronavirus — while claiming nations that have gone into lockdown are in the throes of a “psychosis,” according to reports.

    He might be on to something.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      If this is true, she definitely poisoned him on purpose.

    • AlmightyJB

      Love that Warren nosedive. Lol.

    • creech

      Starting to look like Joe and not Fredo is going to take that fishing trip on Lake Tahoe.

    • The Hyperbole

      I thought Fredo was the TV guy not the governor guy.

    • juris imprudent

      I wouldn’t stand between the nomination and Herself, just sayin’.

    • Jarflax

      It does not appear they have shut down the street car…

      • Tres Cool

        It has to continue hemorrhaging money, to prove what a great idea it was

  32. Q Continuum

    So our enlightened EuroSoc friends all have universal health care. Every country (except for Germany) has death rates at least 2x higher than the evil, capitalist United States of Amerikkka. In the case of Spain and Italy, the death rate is more than an order of magnitude higher.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I wonder whether Germany is pulling off better numbers or if they’re pulling off some kind of covid death related classification trickery.

      • Tres Cool

        Jagermeister and apfelkorn are preventatives.

      • creech

        More refreshing than many of the pneumatic and tattooed ladies seen in the archives.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, she’s cute.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ll be obeying the stay in bunk order.

      • DEG

        That looks like a cheap tourist Dirndl.

        She should take it off.

        Better Dirndls.

      • Pine_Tree

        I’m wondering whether they might be stricter with the count, too. All we get here are basically “died with”, instead of “died from”. Maybe they’re trying to differentiate, and (at least to some degree) only reporting excess deaths.

      • MikeS

        The famous German precision. You could be right.

      • westernsloper

        TOS still has some good stuff. Imagine that, if you test more people the death rate of the virus goes down. But here, by god, we are ruining the economy on bad data based models. Awesome.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      I think it has more to do with their “wonderful” public transit system, to be honest.

      • westernsloper

        Hmmm, hadn’t thought of that. Good point.

  33. Q Continuum

    So not only did he play hide-the-hangnail with some unsuspecting staffer, he stole from firemen, pretty much the only universally adored public employees on Earth.

    http://archive.li/eXacD

    The DNC-MSM is currently weighing Fredo’s prospects while devising a plan of how much they’re going to expose or cover this up.

    • creech

      But he rode Amtrak to work like a regular schmuck so he must be one of us. Actually, a friend who used to be a lobbyist for Big Telephone took the train from Wilmington to Washington many times and would see Joe boarding and acting like his shit don’t stink.

    • AlmightyJB

      What dem isn’t associated with a corrupt union boss?

  34. westernsloper

    Remember the CovidActNow site that was outed the other day by the Federalist? A lot of the graphs I am seeing, especially ones used during the Gov here’s presser for stay at home order came directly from that site. They are updating it every four days now and adjusting their doom. I don’t trust those fuckers a bit. They have changed it since the first time I looked at it a few days ago.

    • Mad Scientist

      Try this one instead.

      • westernsloper

        That is a good site. They also make the point that there is probably many more cases out there not tested which would make the death rate much lower.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        I try to make this point to people and I might as well be speaking Martian.

      • Count Potato

        They can’t grok you.

    • RAHeinlein

      During yesterday’s White House briefing, Dr. Birx referenced this site (I also linked above) and stated their models match official government models, but developed independently. VERY different from the CovidActNow site.

      https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

      • C. Anacreon

        During yesterday’s White House briefing, Dr. Birx referenced this site

        When first reading that I thought “Wow, way to go Glibertarians.com!”

      • commodious spittoon

        Maybe while calling for the first internet quarantine.

      • westernsloper

        The site I linked is the site many Gov’s have been using to plan their attack on their citizens the virus and it was way off. The site you just linked is off by a substantial number for CO. How does your states actual conditions compare to what was projected for today?

      • RAHeinlein

        It looks like the model predict ~3x current number hospitalized. I’m not sure how many ICU beds we have in-use.

      • westernsloper

        Looks like we are around 7x less than projected. If “all beds needed” means for covid patients. I have no idea how many other people are in the hospitals. And they have it going up by 400 hospitalizations a day. We don’t have 400 in the hospitals now. My unprofessional armpit opinion is we are close to peak now in most places because we were two months (?) late in testing. They start graphing data based on when they have x amount of confirmed cases and project from there, when we all know we had hundreds if not thousands of cases prior to the first test ever being given. Who knows. I could be wrong. I have been on most things the exception being trusting the Government.

      • Gustave Lytton

        2x for my state on total hospitalizations. Seems to be tracking for ICU, but there’s about 25% more capacity for ICU beds according to the states actual numbers. 20% less available total hospital beds.

        Takeaway: there’s garbage data in one or both places.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, according to your site we should have 304 hospitalizations by now. We only have 92. And that was with strict compliance with a lockdown.

        Just like with climate models, they never pan out if you roll it back to a certain point in time and compare the model’s predictions with actual results. But doG forbid you question the model.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Seems like her dominant arm would be positively Schwarzeneggerian if that was true.

  35. Pope Jimbo

    I hate everyone in this story. I also give it about a 80% chance of being unmitigated bullshit that never happened.

    Seems fake as hell and something that some journalo could easily be spoon fed to prove how awesome the govt is during this shutdown.

    A state trooper pulled over a doctor for speeding on an east-central Minnesota interstate, told her she should know better and sent her on her way grateful for receiving only a warning and not a ticket.

    The trooper also gave her a fistful of coveted N95 medical masks that were issued for his protection from the deadly coronavirus pandemic.

    “I burst into tears,” Dr. Sarosh Ashraf Janjua, a Boston native and cardiologist, wrote in a detailed Facebook account of the traffic stop on March 21 along Interstate 35 in North Branch as she traveled from work in Duluth for a break in Minneapolis. “I think he teared up a little as well before wishing me well and walking away.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He must have some kind of psychic link with her medical facilities’ supply room. Good for him.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And now the trooper doesn’t have masks that were issued so he could do his job.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Look at Mr. Pessimist!

        Why not look for the silver lining? Now that the trooper doesn’t have a mask, he can blast anyone he pulls over who might cough or sneeze and legitimately use the “I feared for my life” excuse.

        Win for the state trooper!

      • Gustave Lytton

        I was thinking the other way. Mr Infected Trooper can infect everyone he pulls over instead of wearing his mask to limit onward transmission.

      • R C Dean

        Unstated: Law enforcement has a higher priority for N95s than hospitals.

    • Tulip

      There’s 576 confirmed cases, 260 recovered, 10 deaths in MN. This is bullshit.

      • Tundra

        I believe 7 of the 10 were in nursing homes.

        Bullshit, indeed.

      • Tulip

        Also, I think most cases in Twin Cities, she’s in Duluth

      • Pope Jimbo

        as she traveled from work in Duluth for a break in Minneapolis

        So she was not sheltering in place. She was driving into the epicenter of the Minnesoda Plauge Prairie. I’m sure she was heading back to Duluth after she picked up the virus.

        So yeah, a doctor decided she deserved some me time in Minneapolis instead of sheltering in place, but you rubes need to hide in your house and you should be grateful we’ve allowed you to go outside for exercise.

      • Pope Jimbo

        But, but, but last week we only had 1 death! Now it is 10!

    • creech

      Now, if the doc had had a dog in the car……..

    • ruodberht

      That trooper’s name? Albert Einstein.

      And everyone stood and clapped.

    • Count Potato

      Pretty sure he never said anything about it one way or the other.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Seems like her dominant arm would be positively Schwarzeneggerian if that was true.

    She must have forearms like Popeye.

      • Tundra

        Nice.

      • AlmightyJB

        Hey Tundra, here’s those ribs I smoked yesterday. Pork Tenderloin today:)

        https://imgur.com/a/CQhF4LY

      • Tundra

        Damn.

        *salivates*

      • Tres Cool

        Nice smoke ring.

      • Ownbestenemy

        How was the pull? Right off the bone or a bit of resistance?

      • westernsloper

        I find I prefer a bit of resistance on the bone. The amount of sauce dictates how firm the grip needs to be.

      • pistoffnick

        “The amount of sauce dictates how firm the grip needs to be.”

        Exactly opposite.

        I find that a firmer grip yields more sauce. ;^)

      • AlmightyJB

        A little resistance. Bark was perfect. Was really happy with how they turned out.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Excellent

      • Ownbestenemy

        Im gonna fire up the smoker (again) for a brisket either tomorrow or the next. Maybe ribs with it too

      • Tundra

        What happened to those guys. I remember lots of attention awhile back.

      • Rhywun

        No idea. I didn’t follow them farther than that song.

    • commodious spittoon

      Quiet. I mean, quite.

  37. commodious spittoon

    Lot of parents taking their children out for strolls to the park or the courts. Don’t they realize that deadly virus could blow in on the breeze and strike their children dead at any moment?

  38. kinnath

    My wife’s boss said we will be working from home for at least 30 more days.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    It always comes down to violence and intimidation

    A Florida pastor was arrested on Monday for holding services at a Tampa megachurch in violation of a public health order prohibiting large gatherings to stem the spread of the coronavirus.

    Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne was charged with misdemeanor counts of unlawful assembly and violation of the public health rules, according to Fox 13, Tampa Bay’s local affiliate.

    Howard-Browne’s apprehension came after he held two Sunday services with up to 500 attendees, even offering bus service to the church.

    “His reckless disregard for human life put hundreds of people in his congregation and thousands of residents who may interact with them this week in danger,” said Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister, who issued an arrest warrant earlier Monday.

    Something something we appreciate your co-operation.

    • creech

      Sheriff Chronister will protect you because God can’t or won’t. I wonder if Christian Science is outlawed in Florida?

    • Hyperion

      So, now that MD has gotten woke and Fatty Hogan has declared martial law, they’re supposed to be able to enforce that and put you in jail for being out and about ‘for the wrong reasons’. This shit is exceedingly dangerous. There is a contagious complete lack of brain cells spreading exponentially among our political and chattering classes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        A little thought experiment.

        Public executions for state and federal leaders if this doesn’t match up to projections.

        Lifetime imprisonment and stripped of their possessions if it is, for tanking the economy.

        Let’s see if they really buy into sacrifice everything to save a life.

      • Tres Cool

        Well, you’re gonna need civil-servant prosecutors to bring charges, and over-paid judges to seal the deal.

        there’s your bottleneck

      • Hyperion

        “Lifetime imprisonment and stripped of their possessions if it is, for tanking the economy.”

        It won’t be they won’t be. They’ll say ‘Good thing our unconstitutional measures saved you!’. And the medial will carry their water.

        The only good thing is that they will lose more public trust and it will be far more difficult to pull this shit in the future.

        Right now it seems like they’re counting on them being able to use the Chinese Communist form of government as the preferable method. And gain, the media seems to be carrying their water in reaffirming this. Interesting times these are.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The Chinese numbers are clearly bullshit at this point. The problem is you can’t tell what is true and what isn’t there. Yet unquestioning acceptance of the CCP narrative continues.

      • westernsloper

        The most frightening thing is the number of people wanting to rat out neighbors for not complying.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They just want to earn their informeller Mitarbeiter badge.

    • creech

      Meanwhile, New Jersey continues to treat motorists as too incompetent to pump their own gas.

      • Hyperion

        Oregon and New Jersey are the only places I’ve been to in the last 30 years where you couldn’t pump your own gas.

    • hayeksplosives

      What do they do with people at electric car chargers? Does someone else plug in the cable for you?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hah! Not yet.

        Technically diesel self serve isn’t banned either, but many stations won’t let drivers pump their own while some stations require driver to do it (more out of liability concerns for putting gas in the tank I think). Makes no sense.

      • Suthenboy

        It makes perfect sense to the SEIU.

      • Tres Cool

        Heh…a couple weeks ago I was accosted by a UFCW canvasser in my Kroger parking lot. She wanted me to sign a petition for $15/hr minumum wage. When I said “so the employer cuts everyone’s hours in half? Why do you want to screw your workers over like that?” she looked at me like I was Satan

  40. Don escaped Oklahoma

    Trump: I know South Korea better than anybody

    also Trump: there are 38M people in Seoul

    why won’t he stop talking ?

    • creech

      If he couldn’t keep his yap shut leading up to the 2018 election, why would he start now?

      • grrizzly

        Trump wasn’t on the ballot in 2018.

      • creech

        Yeah, he was and the GOP lost the House because of it.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Cut him some slack. The population of ROK is 51M and if you use the standard 3/5 ratio that everyone knows you apply to non-whites, that would whittle it down to 30M or so. So he had a rounding error and said Seoul instead of ROK. Give him a break.

    • Hyperion

      I think that’s around 10 million. The entire country’s population is around 50 million.

      Maybe he means South Koreans who have a Seoul, because gingers are very rare there?

  41. hayeksplosives

    It’s the first really nice day of quarantine so far. I went to work for a few hours, then drove home in light traffic.

    It’s 72deg out here (in the sun). Good day to take off early.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I had to work today…it was 2016 traffic for Vegas and took me 15 minutes.

      • Hyperion

        “I had to work today”

        Good for you.

        Our little community here are already cutting their staff since they’ve closed up all the public amenities like pools, gyms, parks, etc. Those people are in very real risk of losing their jobs. I hate this shit.

        Either the panic is real and millions die, or certain people need to be hung from lampposts.

    • Hyperion

      Was really nice here today also, right around 70 too. We decided to start cleaning off and fixing up our deck so that we have more space during martial law.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Everyone knows its Marshall’s Law.

      • Hyperion

        Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! It’s always about her!

    • hayeksplosives

      Good observation, and not lost on our ambitious statists like Cuomo who’s polling at over 80 percent because he looks like he’s “doing something.”

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, like everyone else is not falling all over themselves to look like they’re doing something. Maybe none of them look enough like a mafia kingpin?

    • Hyperion

      ‘Fuck you China’ would have been more appropriate’. The Chinese people are innocent of course, but the CCP are 100% responsible for this bullshit and should fully suffer the consequences from it. And I’m sure they will.

      • Ownbestenemy

        China is Asshole is also acceptable

      • Ownbestenemy

        My bad. Ill flog one less today

      • Suthenboy

        Are they? I keep hearing conflicting reports (which means both sides have no idea) that it is/is not an engineered and weaponized virus. I have no idea what to believe because everything about this has been politicized and most of the people talking are proven liars.

        A) If it is then the CCP must be punished.
        B) If is from stupid assholes eating toads, bats and rat shit then that culture must be changed because it is a shit culture.

      • MikeS

        B) If is from stupid assholes eating toads, bats and rat shit then that culture must be changed because it is a shit culture the CCP must be punished for suppressing the truth and doing nothing to stop it from spreading beyond its borders.

      • Suthenboy

        That too.

      • Count Potato

        It could be both. There were reports of lab animals being sold as food.

      • Suthenboy

        Oh, I forgot about that.

        Either way it is a shit culture. They are rat shit eating commies for fuck sake.

        *Yeah, I am pretty pissed at the people responsible for this, and not just the ones in China.

      • Hyperion

        I think it’s from the unsanitary conditions and the CCP not even lifting a hand to ensure first world sanitation measures. So, it’s both of those things. But as far as the peasant Chinese class, who number a billion or more, they’re innocent. They just want to eat and don’t know any better.

        The government, it’s because they don’t value human life at all, outside the communist party, except for their slave labor, which they can easily replace even if millions die.

      • Suthenboy

        They could try animal husbandry and raising rice and wheat using modern methods. I am just spitballing here.

        We think the muslim world is backward? They are only stuck in the dark ages. I keep hearing how China has come into the modern world but I see no evidence of it. Their society still operates exactly like it did 3000 years ago.

      • Hyperion

        The Chinese peasants learned living like that from being starved to death by Mao’s ‘Great Leap Forward’. They killed at least 100 million of their own people intentionally by starvation. So it’s no wonder they eat whatever gross unsanitary shit they can find.

        Our own media are the biggest fucking liars on the planet. They keep touting how great the CCP is for lifting so many people out of poverty. Yeah, sure, the communist party members. The rest of the country live in squalid poverty, more than a billion of the poorest most destitute people on the planet.

        Fuck the Chicoms, there is not one redeemable quality about them. They need to end sooner than later for the good of us all.

      • Suthenboy

        I will give all of that a hearty second, but it didnt just begin in response to the Great Leap. They have been doing for as long as the sun has been rising. If you ask them why you get “It is traditional”.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        But as far as the peasant Chinese class, who number a billion or more, they’re innocent. They just want to eat and don’t know any better.

        The ones who torture their food to death because the prolonged suffering of the animals makes the meat taste better? I don’t know what to call people who do that. My 5 year old knows better than that and her concept of morality is still fairly hazy.

        I realize not all of the Chinese peasants routinely torture animals to death, but it appears to be a considerable enough proportion that this behavior is normalized instead of the perpetrators being put down on the spot.

      • Suthenboy

        Like I said, a shit culture.

      • Jarflax

        So what about when a disease makes the jump from crawfish, crabs, cows, pigs (actually most likely of all)? Do we have to change our culture? Or is it ok, because it just happened naturally and those are normal foods? If so, what precisely makes bat wrong and pig right?

      • Suthenboy

        Bacon.

      • Suthenboy

        Serious answer…Why dont you eat raw armadillo peckers soaked in their own spunk? I know why. Because it is disgusting. Why is it disgusting? Because that is evolution’s way of getting you to avoid dangerous foods that contain pathogens and poisons. Nothing is just inherently disgusting by itself. Mother Nature taught you that to keep you alive so she can kill you in some other horrible way later.

        Also, cows are raised for food because their nature makes them suitable for it. Pangolins? Not so much. They aren’t eating them because there is nothing else. They choose to eat that kind of shit and not because there isn’t anything else.

      • Jarflax

        Food disgust is about custom and habit. The disgust response may protect you by making you less likely to eat unusual things, but let’s get serious here and face the fact that our personal food taboos are not somehow God given warning labels. Crawfish are pretty disgusting creatures, shrimp also, cheese is rotten milk, wine is rotten fruit, beer is rotten grain yet you consume them without a second thought.

      • MikeS

        -1 raw oysters

      • Suthenboy

        As I said there are some animals suitable for husbandry and most are not. We have thousands of years history relationship with the ones that are and have come to peace with the pathogens they carry.

        I doubt we are going to come to a defiinitive answer on this question. It is probably a combination of those factors.

      • The Hyperbole

        Some sick fucks put cream in their egg and cheese sauce, worthless philistines!

      • Donation Not Taxation

        Ebola probably required both bats and nonhuman primates as hosts to become the human-killing version. MERS probably required both bats and camels as hosts to become the human-killing version. SARS probably required both bats and civets as hosts to become the human-killing version. Wuhán flu probably required both bats and pangolins as hosts to become the human-killing version ( 🙂 unless it was genetically engineered to save Italy from its unsustainable elderly entitlements and elderly health care costs, to sour Italians on Italy’s assets being bought by the Chinese, and to increase the odds of a pro-democracy revolution in Iran by killing off the ruling elite of old people 🙂 ). Monkeypox probably required both rodents and nonhuman primates as hosts to become the human-killing version. HIV probably required both nonhuman primates (Simian IV) and members of the cat family (Feline IV) as hosts for IV to get the H in front for Human.

        Although the major sources of catching leprosy are from skin contact with armadillos and with humans, from not-sanitized objects that came in physical contact with armadillos or humans, and from eating armadillo meat, leprosy does not spread as easily as the others mentioned here to produce epidemics or pandemics in areas where modern sanitation and modern medicine are available.

      • C. Anacreon

        Tomorrow’s top story:
        Little girls jumping rope heard to chant “ching-chong-chinaman sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents” cuffed by local police, held without bail

      • MikeS

        “Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!”

      • Tres Cool

        “right knee, left knee, weenie!”

      • Gender Traitor

        Homey!!! Thank you SOOO MUCH for the link last night to Bonnie & Ruthie singing “Angel from Montgomery” – two of my favorite chirps! ::plants big virtual kiss on Tres’s (facial) cheek::

        Also, in “too local” news, it looks as if they paved our rebuild-in-progress Donato’s parking lot today. Baby steps, but in the right direction!

    • westernsloper

      Where are you at again BP? I know you are in the Denver area.

  42. robc

    One good piece of news: the positives as a percent of people tested is staying flat, between 10-15%. Confirmed cases are going up because we are testing more.

    • Hyperion

      STFU LIBERTARD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

      /politicians and media

  43. grrizzly

    There’s always a silver lining.

    Gannett Co., the largest newspaper chain in the U.S., said Monday it would begin furloughing employees across its 261 papers to relieve financial pressure on the company as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

    The publisher said it would place employees on unpaid furlough for one week per month during April, May and June because of the “havoc wreaked on our nation’s and the world’s economy.”

    • MikeS

      This makes no sense. Anecdotal, to be sure, but my local rag said page views have doubled recently. That means more ad revenue coming in. I’m sure readership has skyrocketed to number not seen for a long time. I don’t get furloughs.

      • MikeS

        Well, I guess sports writers are kinda screwed right now…

      • Gustave Lytton

        They left their limited articles block turned on?

      • MikeS

        They turned it off for all Corona-related stories (and they are very generous with that definition) across all 15-ish (IIRC) of their papers. I was referring to embedded ads. They said subscriptions were up too, but I didn’t see a percentage.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Smarter than the local rag. They’re still doing that. Once it’s gone for the month, I go elsewhere.

  44. JD is Unemployed

    When this is over

    It will never be over. There will always be a way for Top Men Persons and their fellow travelers in the legacy media to present statistics in such a way as to justify some measure of increased control and rationing of everything from canned goods to ability to leave your house. The authoritarian ratchet has gone up several cocks this past week in the UK. I’m of course being predictably pessimistic and paranoid, but it’s hard to imagine this hasn’t ushered in a new era of rigid control over people’s daily lives here, much of which will be rationalised as necessary and reasonable long after the Chinese Flu threat has passed.

    • JD is Unemployed

      several CLICKS! Autocorrect is trying to undermine the seriousness of my post.

  45. Donation Not Taxation

    ‘Texas and Ohio were among the states who issued bans on abortions last week, claiming that they didn’t qualify as “essential” medical care during the coronavirus pandemic. But on Monday, a pair of federal judges both issued orders requiring clinics to stay open and provide their services for those who need it. The restriction of the constitutional right to have an abortion, Judge Lee Yeakel wrote in his decision for Texas, would constitute “serious and irreparable harm” to both the clinics and their patients.’

    nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-judge-blocks-texas-from-closing-abortion-clinics-20200330-au24o4h2znbtfhpmj7qpzhxosq-story.html

    • JD is Unemployed

      Abortions for some and miniature American flags for everyone else.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        +1 Kang on The Simpsons
        Talk about someone with range. How about on Star Trek when Kang said, ‘Only a fool fights in a burning house.’

    • Gustave Lytton

      The restriction of the constitutional right

      …to free assembly, petition the government, bear arms….

      • Jarflax

        Free exercise of religion
        Travel
        Contract

      • Tres Cool

        ….association

        Gustave kind hit on that tho.

      • juris imprudent

        Shitlords – only concerned with real words and not things found in penumbras and emanations! The Constitution is a spirit-guide, not some persnickity legalese.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Next Glibs debate? Does the Priveleges and Immunities clause truly cover abortion? Is abortion even a privelege? Is it possible to be pro-“choice” and yet be of the opinion that the reasoning behind the Roe decision was deeply flawed? Yes, but try explaining that to most of the pro-“choice” crowd. Did this already appear as a Glibs debate topic?

      • Donation Not Taxation

        What is the argument that Privileges and Immunities applies to banning single-use plastic bags (physical object) and/or to conversion therapy (mental health/medical nontangible)?

    • Suthenboy

      A pair of federal judges that need to be stocking groceries instead of sitting on a bench.

    • leon

      Abortion is the most rock solid constitutional right.

  46. R C Dean

    Update from the front lines:

    Our volumes continue to crater. We are down 50% overall, and declining. Phase 1 furlough (@15,000 hours per week, I believe) is already being goosed with a Phase 2 furlough (including managers and directors this time, and more furloughs of staff from some units). We are talking about furloughing executives and anyone else not already on a furlough plan for a day a week, as well.

    Bizarrely, we have not had a STEMI patient in our cath lab for a week and a half, and we usually get around one a day, maybe two. What’s bizarre is, STEMIs are a kind of heart attack. Why the hell would people stop having heart attacks?

    Mandatory masking for everyone in the building (the cheap earloop masks). We are fine for N95s. We are using chloroquine on our handful of patients, and they seem to be responding quite well. Our shop is now fabbing plexiglass shields to put over patients when we intubate them, to protect our staff. Clever.

    Gov. Ducey issued a shelter in place order, but it looks to be purely cosmetic.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Thank your RC, and your staff, and the other healthcare Glibs.

    • Jarflax

      How many people are we killing with this scare by causing them to defer seeking medical care for that numbness in their arm, or that odd lump?

      • C. Anacreon

        From what we’ve seen, just about everybody.

        No one presently wants to come to the ER unless they have a sore throat and difficulty breathing, people with other afflictions are afraid of catching the virus if they come onsite.

        Good time for that home suture kit for your workshop lacerations, I guess (kidding).

      • C. Anacreon

        just realized I read your comment incorrectly, Jarflax. People aren’t being killed by staying away from hospitals so much as they are just staying away, period.

      • Jarflax

        But some percentage of those people would have gotten an early diagnosis with corresponding increased chance of survival of a heart condition, or a stroke, or cancer. That’s what I was getting at.

      • Suthenboy

        And you are correct, yet we will never know.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Bastiat knows!

    • C. Anacreon

      Wow, I’ve been hearing about the low numbers at many of our group’s Emergency Departments across the country, but I haven’t heard about any drop in STEMI cases. Go figure.

      It is amazing, that at a time where everyone on TV is talking about overcrowded hospitals, that so many sites nationwide are instead facing low census and the need to reduce staffing. Keep strong.

      • Suthenboy

        “our group”

        I am curious what group that is. My son recently started working with ‘a group’ that owns more than 300 hospitals all over the country….I forget the exact number. Anyway he is probably going to be a big deal with them at some point in the near future. Wouldn’t it be funny if you and he ended up meeting in person.

        My favorite ‘It’s a small world’ story – I spent some time in La Paz, Bolivia back in the 80’s. A few weeks after I got home I drove to New Orleans for some reason. There was a restaurant there that was famous for its beignets. I was sitting in there having breakfast when a hooker from La Paz that used to hang around near the house where I stayed came and sat at the table next to me. We had never had any direct contact or even spoken, just saw each other around We looked at each other and instantly recognized each other.

        At that time you had to go to the middle of nowhere first, then keep going to get to La Paz, yet there she was.

      • C. Anacreon

        Probably too late to catch you in this dead thread, Suthen, but we are a medical group that provides the docs and handles the operations for many ERs around the country (among other specialties) but we do not own any hospitals, we contract with hospitals. Hospital groups or ‘chains’ are a different business than we are.

    • juris imprudent

      On the other hand my brother got his pacemaker implant moved up to tomorrow from next week (in California).

    • westernsloper

      Why the hell would people stop having heart attacks?

      Because they are scared shitless of going to a hospital because it is known hospitals are full of plague patients and there are dead bodies in all the corridors. They ignore it and croak at home in a week or two.

      • The Hyperbole

        People have always known that hospitals are full of diseases. No one ever want’s to go to the hospital. Also, it takes a week or two to die from a heart attack?

      • westernsloper

        Most heart attacks don’t drop you on the spot. From what I hear from relatives that have had them had they ignored the initial attack and not went to the hospital for a stint or whatever the hell it is the heart doctors do, ya, they would have croaked not long after the initial one.

    • Donation Not Taxation

      ‘ down 50% overall’
      from what date, baseline, or whatever?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t care much for the guilt trip manipulation do you?

    • JD is Unemployed

      How about the UK govt’s official slogan, ‘STAY HOME. PROTECT THE NHS. SAVE LIVES.‘?

      It’s got “our socialised healthcare has to be rationed” right in there front and center.

    • JD is Unemployed

      Yeesh. That font. Hard pass. I’d seen a color version on black somewhere, with a suitable serify caps font. Pretty dang cool anyway, I’m just being a dick to be consistent. Blessed are the tees makers.

  47. MikeS

    Well, today was the first full day of WFH. Well, nearly full. I sat down at my desk later than I had planned to and also took a long lunch, but I managed to get 7 mostly productive hours in. After some early frustration I learned that hot-spotting off my phone is far, far better than trying to use HughesNet. Fucking waste of money.

    • Ted S.

      I can’t hot-spot off my phone. The computer has to be connected to the router via ethernet.

      • MikeS

        Thankfully, before I left, I.T. gave me the last Wi-Fi adapter (or whatever the hell it’s called) they had, otherwise I wouldn’t have an option. Well, other than driving to Best Buy and buying a Wi-Fi adapter.

      • Tres Cool

        HugesNet? I think I still have a 56K modem around here Id be happy to send you….

      • MikeS

        Yeah, it’s brutal. 95% of North Dakota has access to broadband internet. That makes me a 5-percenter!

      • pistoffnick

        Bezos, Inc. is sending me a 4 monitor display stand because my desk is overrun. 2 displays connected to my computer. 2 displays connected to work’s computer and work’s little laptop. 2 separate keyboards, 3 separate mice.

        There is no room for snacks!

      • MikeS

        Similar situation here. Only 2 mice though. Nobody needs 3 mice!

  48. UnCivilServant

    Okay gun glibs, I have a question.

    In this hunting game, rather than fiddle with lisencing the brands, they renamed all the branding on the guns, but they are clearly copies of real firearms.

    I am trying to identify a particular shotgun/rifle combo weapon. It’s a 16-guage side by side shotgun with a 9.something MM rifle underneath. Break action. Any ideas what the real version is?

    • Jarflax

      Drillings are not generally production line guns, they are usually high end custom weapons.

      • UnCivilServant

        There can’t be too many people who make them though.

      • Jarflax

        German and Austrian gunsmiths in the XIXth century mostly I believe. I don’t know if anyone is currently making them, and they were more a German thing than English/American.

      • UnCivilServant

        That would explain why I hadn’t heard of the style in real life.

        Thanks.

      • Don escaped Oklahoma

        probably so

        I remember J&I or Savage or somesuch made an O/U in .22/.410 and assume a world of other cute offerings in double barrels are made.

        Wonder why we don’t call doubles zweillings.

      • Jarflax

        I suspect “If you have to ask how much it costs you can’t afford it” applies here. Pretty guns though.

    • Suthenboy

      I remember seeing an article about it in American Rifleman many years ago. It was featured on the cover, but damned if I can remember who made it. A quick DDG search comes up dry.
      If I remember right you could get 20/20/308 or 12/12/30-06

      It was a very high end, highly engraved and very expensive gun

  49. Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

    Alberta’s COVID-19 stats (I’m actually fairly impressed with these web pages):

    https://www.alberta.ca/covid-19-alberta-data.aspx

    Click on the interactive data button for more data goodness.

    I’m surprised at these numbers: 690 confirmed cases, 47 hospitalizations, 17 ICU admissions, 8 deaths. In a province of 4.4 million people. The calculation of percentages, incidents per capita etc. will be left as an exercise for the student.   :-/

  50. quincy

    Today was the first time I’ve bought a carton of cigarettes and the cashier thought I was a good person. Me: “I’m trying to keep Mom out of the stores and away from all this.” Cashier: “Tell her, I miss seeing her.” Aahh.

    • MikeS

      Sweet!

  51. Brochettaward

    You aren’t all infected and/or dead yet? It’s been like a week since I last saw you.