Saturday evening links of haste

by | Apr 18, 2020 | Daily Links | 360 comments

 

I have no idea why I chose this picture.

 

I’m mixing myself up a cocktail and I’m thinking to myself, “self, what are we forgetting?”.

 

No more time for chit chat. Links!

 

Poe approved.

 

What a timeline.

 

i have no problem with the barter system.

 

Okay, now you got Spud’s attention, and not in a good way.

 

Obligatory ‘rona link.

 

A little smooth Billy Joel tonight.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

360 Comments

  1. kinnath

    Sounds like I need to go make some CO2.

    • C. Anacreon

      Try having some baked beans.
      Oops! Misread that as CH4.

      • Tres Cool

        In addition to CO2 and CH4, I think most farts carry a hint of H2S. For flavor.

      • Count Potato

        You have methane if you have archaea living in you large intestine. Not everyone does. You can test it by trying to set your farts on fire.

  2. leon

    “i have no problem with the barter system.”

    But when can I use the right of conquest to pay for my mortgage?

  3. Grosspatzer

    Okay, now you got Spud’s attention

    Flat beer? Like the morning after every fraternity party; didn’t bother me then.

    • Rebel Scum

      +1 hangover cure

  4. topnotchtoledo

    Near the top! Good evening glibs and gliberinas. I’m now armed and ready for bear, well bear cubs at least. Also I would be even more insane if I couldn’t have all my previously held beliefs echoed. Thank you

  5. Nephilium

    Welcome to the weekend. A friend of mine stopped over to day to drop off Girl Scout cookies, and stayed for a couple of pints. While both of us are still working, we see the destruction going on around us.

  6. SweatingGin

    I’m very afraid for when my co2 tank runs out. No idea how soon I could get more. Maybe I could push beer with propane

    • Mojeaux

      Fuck off, Tulpa!

      Or, well, unless you’re a sock for somebody else, in which case, disrobe!

      • SweatingGin

        Thanks:)

        Was on the zoom last night as count negroni. I’d made this account in 2017 but never used it.

      • commodious spittoon

        Dude! I remember you. It’s been some time. Some, some time.

      • SweatingGin

        Hah, long time. Good to be back around

      • Atanarjuat

        I ‘member ya too, good to see your bits and bytes in the intarweb.

      • Rhywun

        I thought you already had a negroni-themed account here with a negroni avatar? Or is that someone else.

      • Plinker762

        There goes the neighborhood

      • SweatingGin

        I don’t think I ever did. Posted as Count Negroni on TOS for a while

      • Seguin

        Was it Negroni, please?

      • Rhywun

        Probably

      • Mojeaux

        That’s it!

        You are not Negroni, Please, then? You are COUNT Negroni, yes?

      • Mojeaux

        I meant Sweating Gin != Negroni Please.

        Sweating Gin == Count Negroni.

        Lots of people in this place like negronis.

  7. UnCivilServant

    I look across the ‘desk’ where my keyboard sits and see dozens of models I’ve assembled since this mess began… and I’ve painted less than four of them.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t even have a color scheme reference for the sisters of battle done.

  8. leon

    Huh. I thought the vulture article would feature pics of all the politicians descending on NYC to stand on dead bodies.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’ve thought the same thing. Great book, and a good reminder that “None of us is as stupid as all of us.”

  9. Grumbletarian

    Protest in NH today to reopen the state. Crickets from the state’s paper of record.

    • grrizzly

      DEG was planning to attend. Hopefully, he’ll report on what he saw.

    • C. Anacreon

      Beloved commenter DEG was heading to that NH protest today. Hopefully at least Glibs will get a report on the event.

    • DEG

      I am pulling pictures from my phone onto my computer for some processing. I’m sending out a report to a mailing list I’m on first, then I’ll write up an article for Glibs.

      • DEG

        I’m working on the Glibs article. So far, Tonio’s how-to has been helpful.

      • DEG

        Done.

      • Lackadaisical

        awesome, looking forward to it DEG.

      • Grumbletarian

        Nice! It pleases me to see so many people there not wearing masks.

      • LemonGrenade

        I’m honestly surprised we (as a general populace) have put up with this peacefully as long as we have. Glad to see more people starting to get fed up.

      • DEG

        The one picture is blurry, but I think I see myself in the crowd.

      • LemonGrenade

        I confess, I did look, wondering if I’d be able to spot the Glib!

      • DEG

        Hah! I had a bandanna over my face and, thanks to the rain, my hood up.

  10. Grumbletarian

    The birds of prey were spotted circling over Downtown Manhattan Friday

    If your diet is carrion, can it really be said to be prey?

    • leon

      Doesn’t stop eagles

      • C. Anacreon

        Eagles? Or Kansas, another band popular in the 70s, who sang:

        Carrion, my Wayward Son.

      • westernsloper

        Booooooo! *throws rotten tomato*

      • Derpetologist

        What’s Bobby Brown’s favorite song?

        The Beat Goes On

      • Ted S.

        Whitney Houston Beats Bobby Brown to Death

      • egould310

        Oh, cripes!

        ?

    • Spudalicious

      If you said that, you’d have to say that about the national bird too.

      • egould310

        Last Monday on my morning run, I was watching a bald eagle teaching two young eaglets how to circle/hover/hunt. Pretty cool.

    • Derpetologist

      I’ll see your pedantry and raise!

      The words predator and prey both come from the Latin word for plunder, praedari.

      The more you know…

    • Jarflax

      Zombies would qualify as prey.

  11. Derpetologist

    What’s a vultures favorite song?

    Carrion My Wayward Son

    • C. Anacreon

      damn your nimble fingers

  12. westernsloper

    I’m mixing myself up a cocktail and I’m thinking to myself, “self, what are we forgetting?”.

    In my case I was forgetting to mix a cocktail. Thanks for the reminder.

  13. Derpetologist

    What’s a vulture’s favorite song?

    Carrion My Wayward Son

    • Derpetologist

      Damn squirrels.

      [Kiff sigh]

  14. The Late P Brooks

    I have no idea why I chose this picture.

    It’s a mystery.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I have no idea why I chose this picture

      “Show me a man who knows Calculus!”

      Fifty glib-points to anyone who recognizes the reference.

  15. IntraveneousWoodChipper

    I hope that everyone is well and not crying into their blankets at night like that imbecile Brian Stelter. Possible frontrunner for Derp-Tweet of the year.

    • Suthenboy

      Life hasn’t changed here. Just finished whipping up some cowboy stew.

      1lb ground beef
      1 sweet onion chopped

      Brown beef until onion is clear

      season with chili spices

      Add 1 can diced tomato
      1 can Ro-tel tomatoes with habanero
      1 can sweet corn
      1 can black beans

      cook over medium heat until tomatoes dissolve

      Simple, easy, fast. Very hearty. Eat with Ritz crackers.

      • IntraveneousWoodChipper

        That sounds fantastic. Thank you for sharing the recipe, I will have to give that a try sometime.

      • Suthenboy

        It is usually a cold weather recipe but since we are having our easter snap…..

        Easy, fast and hearty. If you dont have any Ritz crackers spoon it over corn chips and top with grated sharp cheddar.

      • topnotchtoledo

        I just need to get some ground beef. Making this tomorrow. Eating too much chicken recently. Thanks Suthen.

      • Spudalicious

        That is fine grub.

    • Ted S.

      No link to the tweet in question?

  16. DEG

    Laura Loomer, a 26-year-old conservative provocateur running for Congress in the Sunshine State, is gaining strength with activists and donors buzzing about the possibility she is the conservative answer to New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

    She got booted from facebook and instagram, though there is a Laura Loomer Fan Club on instagram.

    Article on the Rally to Reopen NH to come soon.

    • Grumbletarian

      I was considering going myself, but then I took a nap.

  17. IntraveneousWoodChipper

    I hope that everyone is well and not crying into their blankets at night like that imbecile Brian Stelter. Possible front-runner for most cringeworthy Journo-Tweet of the year.

  18. westernsloper

    Want an antibody test? Book a flight on Emirates.

  19. Chipping Pioneer

    In defiance of public health orders, we had beverages on the driveway with neighbours this evening. Nobody died.

    • Ted S.

      I took the dog for a walk, not wearing a mask.

      Nobody would have gotten within six feet of me anyway.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    WaPo headlineI just glimpsed:

    “Gretchen Whitmer is a rising star.”

    If you yearn for the feel of a boot stamping on your face, forever, sure. That makes total sense.

    • juris imprudent

      I thought she was doing all this to show how she shouldn’t be the VP nominee; given that she probably won’t be able to carry MI ever again.

  21. topnotchtoledo

    I just need to get some ground beef. Making this tomorrow. Eating too much chicken recently. Thanks Suthen.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    we had beverages on the driveway with neighbours this evening.

    If the sun was out, I’d be outside drinking a Red Hook, right now.

    • Rhywun

      Protest larping is fun!

      • C. Anacreon

        I like the one guy who was simply “I need this, I need that, gimme gimme gimme”.

        Seems like there’s always very few “from each according to his ability” types in these marches, but plenty of “to each according to his needs” types.

    • westernsloper

      I have a jenuwine commi flag in a box around here somewhere. One of my high school buddies was into campus crusade for christ when he was in college in mid 80’s. He got involved in smuggling bibles into USSR or some such shenanigans. Since our favorite teen pass time when out too late was stealing flags from local businesses, like the assholes we were, he stole a hammer and sickle for me. Still have it but don’t know what to do with it. Maybe go run it up the flagpole at the state capitol in Denver.

      • Ted S.

        Fly your American flag upside-down.

    • Rebel Scum

      destroy capitalism

      Sounds like “destroy freedom”.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Now the talking point is, “Trump incites seditious disobedience!”

    It is inconceivable to those cretinous order-followers that President Cartoon Villain is scrambling to jump in front of a parade which has already started without him and is rapidly gaining momentum.

    Because only trump-bots don’t like being rescued from the most lethal plague in the history of plagues.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      From the people who have been urging is to resist. I guess it’s different when they do it.

  24. Sean

    https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/xandr/matterhorn-swiss-alps-lit-american-151539866.html

    “Switzerland’s famed Matterhorn mountain was illuminated with an American flag for a few hours as a symbol of solidarity during the coronavirus pandemic.

    “Our thoughts are with all American people at this unprecedented time. We look forward to meeting again at the foot of the Matterhorn, we are all in this together,” the tourism organization Zermatt Matterhorn wrote on its Facebook page. “

    • cyto

      I liked the obviously hand painted “I prefer dangerous freedom over safe slavery”

      I kinda thought that would go without saying in America…. at least it would have in my youth.

    • Grumbletarian

      Good on them for protesting, but fuck them for blocking traffic. It’s not cool when Antifa does it, and it’s not cool even if I agree with the sentiment of the protest.

      And another fuck you to MSDNC for only caring about traffic when they oppose the goals of the protestors.

      • Sean

        *whispers*

        No one’s working to piss off…that why they’re protesting…

        ?

      • Grumbletarian

        The 3-minute mark of the video shows a screenshot that looks an awful lot like the protest was blocking traffic.

      • Rhywun

        The Brooklyn commies weren’t blocking traffic.

        Do better, NH.

    • pistoffnick

      I have to agree with the ranty hospital worker. I didn’t like it when Black Lives Matter blocked the roads in Minneapolis. I needed to get someplace.

      I’m happy for you to protest, gladly support your right to protest, BUT DON”T FUCK SHIT UP FOR ME.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I’m hongreh. It’s looking like sardines and crackers.

    I’m lazy, too.

    • Suthenboy

      See my simple recipe up-thread

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      There’s nothing wrong with that. King Oscars packed in olive oil are scrumptious.

      • pistoffnick

        King Oscar’s Mediterranean Style are my favorite

    • westernsloper

      Awhile ago I heated up some pulled pork, heavy on the vinegar/red pepper BBQ sauce, topped with shredded Gruyere. That should tide me over for a bit. I am thinking it is a Party pizza night.

      • Tulip

        I’m waiting for sourdough bread to cool

  26. Derpetologist

    The Guardian, the newspaper that makes me wonder who won the cold war.

    Armed protesters demand an end to Michigan’s coronavirus lockdown orders
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6GvszlkR0

    • Suthenboy

      I may have pointed out before that we dont have insurrection here because people have too much to lose.
      If the lockdown continues that will change.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Yup… The partially finished next installment in my Civil War 2 series addresses that.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Elizabeth Warren was just on the news. Thank goodness she’s the sort of person who can rise above petty partisanship.

  28. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Re jailed Instagram star:

    I did a quick search for Fatemeh Khishvand and I got some weird shit. Are those all photoshops or did she really do that to herself? She doesn’t belong in prison but a mental hospital probably wouldn’t be out of order.

    • Suthenboy

      A mental hospital. In Iran.

      *sucks breath through clenched teeth*

    • egould310

      Special effects makeup.

      She’s in prison because Iran.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ah, OK, I managed to find a real picture.

    • Rhywun

      My understanding is it’s all fake (i.e. ‘shops). Wikipedia says something about nose and lip jobs but who the hell knows.

    • westernsloper

      Ya, she looks kind of scary.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    See my simple recipe up-thread

    I don’t have any of that stuff, and I’m not going to the store.

    • Suthenboy

      How far are you from Louisiana? I have two guest rooms.

      • Animal

        Got any leads on gator hunts?

      • Suthenboy

        Uh….100 feet out of my back door, but why would you want to do that? What the hell are you gonna do with a giant lizard?

      • Sean

        Holsters. Lots of holsters.

      • Count Potato

        Replace the ground beef in your recipe?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I have two guest rooms.

        Suthen,

        Last time we were in your area I tried a couple of times to meet with you for a beer but I never heard back.

  30. cyto

    I missed the video hookup, sorry to say. The middle-schooler managed to put off just enough work all week that I had to sit with him and drag him through the last of it until 10 pm. Homeschooling blows.

    Then I binged the new season of Bosch. Just finished it… it is pretty darned good.

    One really good thing about this series… the characters don’t suddenly and dramatically change out of convenience to the plot. Bosch didn’t suddenly turn gay, the cantankerous old cops stay cantankerous and old… it is refreshing to have a series that runs through 6 seasons without lazy writing resulting in sudden shifts in the personality of characters.

    The wife watches those evening soap dramas designed for chicks – like Grey’s Anatomy – and I try to watch with her so we have some touchstone experiences. Those shows just randomly change the main characters’ core features all the time. OK… now that chick who was living in the boiler room? Yeah, turns out she’s super rich. And an orthopedist. And she’s banging on of the intern dudes. And she’s all about the guys… No, wait. Now she’s a lesbian. And she doesn’t have enough money to have her own place. And she’s getting gay married… …. on and on…

    It is as if everyone watched Lost and saw their success and just said “screw it! I guess continuity doesn’t make a bit of difference!”

    • westernsloper

      As far as I know there is another one tonight. I had to tap out early last night since they let me work today. “let me work” let that sink in. Fuck “they”.

    • Fatty Bolger

      The wife watches those evening soap dramas designed for chicks – like Grey’s Anatomy – and I try to watch with her so we have some touchstone experiences. Those shows just randomly change the main characters’ core features all the time.

      Every non-comedy on network TV eventually turns into a soap opera.

    • Suthenboy

      *tosses beads on the floor*

      Sure, they can have it. Sooner is better.

    • The Last American Hero

      Yes, in exchange for Greenland, a night with their prime minister, and 2 conditional picks in next year’s draft.

      • Jarflax

        In exchange? You have unrealistic expectations. We’ll be lucky if we don’t have to agree to assume a portion of the NY pension liability to make the trade.

    • Rhywun

      Hell, we probably have herd immunity by now.

    • Ted S.

      NYS from Westchester/Rockland counties south has had right around 92.5% of all the cases in the state for at least a week now.

  31. Rebel Scum

    I have no idea why I chose this picture.

    Frolicking tatas?

    • DEG

      I like #19.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Now the (CBS) news is talking about the disparate impact of the plague on indian reservations. Maybe they should be asking why those reservations are the equivalent of third world shitholes.

    • Suthenboy

      *raises glass of vodka*

      It’s a mystery

    • Count Potato

      It’s because they won’t privatize the land.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And have racist pseudo governments.

      • Count Potato

        Get rid of those too.

    • Not an Economist

      It is Trump’s fault, duh. The world was a paradise until Trump became President.

      • juris imprudent

        I posted an article to my FB to tweak my leftie friends – it was about France and their healthcare system. It read just like here, and my comment was “what – no Trump to blame it on?”.

    • 61North

      Villages off the road system in Alaska have lifetime wavers for various sorts of welfare. Surprisingly, they are not paragons of order and productive people.

    • Ted S.

      All those reservations in downstate New York, no doubt.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Eerie photos show a flock of vultures circling over an empty Manhattan during lockdown

    “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”

    • Rhywun

      Ja.

      • Count Potato

        I knew it!

  34. Rebel Scum

    “She’s young. She’s energetic. She’s feisty. She’s anti-establishment, and she has an enormous national following, as does AOC, which can help finance a congressional race.”

    Hopefully she’s not an imbecile.

    • Rhywun

      She’s running in a district that’s a lock for Team Blue. It doesn’t matter what she is or says or does.

      • Chafed

        Then let’s sit back and enjoy the theater that will be her campaign.

  35. Rebel Scum

    i have no problem with the barter system.

    Hmm…I do have a spare bedroom…

  36. mexican sharpshooter

    Landlords are targeting vulnerable tenants to solicit sex in exchange for rent, advocates say

    Alternate headline: Journo’s discover the “real estate” fetish channels on PornHub.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That along with the landlord vids would be my favorite genres if I watched that kind of stuff.

  37. Rebel Scum

    Semi-slow roasted, thick cut chops with Weber Smokey Mesquite came out rather well.

    • Suthenboy

      I thought they were trashing him for opening too soon.

      I cant keep up.

      • juris imprudent

        Trump is always on the wrong side of every issue – it is a gift.

    • kinnath

      It’s about fucking time to read stuff like this.

    • westernsloper

      The University of Arizona is the state’s largest employer

      I wonder why they have money problems?

  38. Rebel Scum

    Beer may lose its fizz as CO2 supplies go flat during pandemic

    FBN is going to ferment a judgmental squint if it keeps this up.

    • westernsloper

      Best reply: “When a potato starts weeping, it’s time to toss it. It’s been in the back of the pantry too long.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, that was good.

    • Rebel Scum

      The “men” at NPCNN and MSDNC are such pathetic soyboys.

      • C. Anacreon

        They are the soyboys, of radio…

        They chase electrons to and fro-o-o-o…

  39. hayeksplosives

    Hi, fellow Glibs! I hope everything is going your way.

    I did the Glibs Zoom thing for a minute but was never able to get into the swing of the chat. Maybe I’ll try again.

    Stores still have goods here in my neck of the wood so we are doing ok now. San Diego is having a protest today too against beach closures/ etc. I’m not going (having a massive asthma bout at the moment) but I will check fo local coverage tonight.

    • topnotchtoledo

      My brother lives in PB, literally across the street from the beach and can’t even walk along the ocean. How is swimming or surfing alone affecting anyone? Note to self: move back to San Diego. Everyone is hot and no one really works

      • KSuellington

        Closing the beach is just a straight up middle finger to the plebes. They didn’t even do that here is SF, thank god. We have GG Park and Ocean Beach to let the kids run free. I can’t even imagine how much worse this would be if they closed those.

    • Rhywun

      I did the Glibs Zoom thing for a minute but was never able to get into the swing of the chat.

      Me neither. I’m not a chatty person. It’s fun to listen in, but hard to get a word in edgewise 🙂

      • Lackadaisical

        same here.

        but there were quite a few people.

    • westernsloper

      I don’t get the beach closures. That is the one thing Polis did not do here is shut down public spaces. I think he knew even his supporters would riot if he did that.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      It was a little hard to get in edgewise last night. Lots of people on and they were all quite talkative.

      I enjoyed listening while finishing up some work.

      • Jarflax

        The one time I was on it basically was two people doing 90% of the talking. Honestly I prefer commenting here by a large margin.

      • KSuellington

        Anything over 4-5 people on Zoom is difficult to work. I enjoyed seeing people and listening, but commenting here is easier and you can do other things while doing so, I’m usually bouncing between here and doing dad and husband duties while the kids are up and later at night half watching something and listening to music.

  40. leon

    went for a walk and everyone is out in the nice spring day. Yeah they don’t give a crap about the county health office…

    • LJW

      It’s been like that since the beginning here. Big box stores are all packed. Social distancing is bullshit.

      • Rebel Scum

        Peeps are taking it a bit too seriously in my neck of the woods. And there is still no tp or paper towels at the grocery stores. I am about to have to open my spare 12 pack that I have been keeping on hand since way before this nonsense*.

        *For some reason I had the inclination months ago that this would be a good idea. Turns out I was right.

      • LJW

        I’m seeing more people wearing masks and gloves lately. That’s about the only “precaution” people are taking.

      • C. Anacreon

        And there is still no tp or paper towels at the grocery stores.

        Reading that with your avatar right next to it, I’m enjoying mentally hearing it in the voice of the Great Cornholio.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d straight up vote for him scro. Kick ass..

  41. kinnath

    The governor has locked down my sector of Iowa. However, no one seems to have noticed.

    I was out shopping a Lowes and Target today. There are more masks being used, but still less than half of people are wearing them.

    • Rebel Scum

      Went to Lowes today, myself. They have a nearly sound proof sneeze shield at the register, which made it fun having to nearly yell in order to communicate with the cashier.

      • salted earth

        I find that I stand at the edge of the plexiglass so I can talk around it. I don’t think I am supposed to do that.

      • Ted S.

        I prefer to use self-checkout wherever they have it so that I have to deal with as few other people as possible.

        Fuck the assholes who can’t read that it’s an express self-checkout and bring up an entire cart full of stuff.

      • Ted S.

        They need to implement those prison intercoms. After all they are putting us in a sort of prison with this lockdown.

      • Rhywun

        The market across the street has a loyalty program where you have to give them your phone number. Through the plexiglas. Gah!

      • J. Frank Parnell

        At my supermarket you can still just punch your phone number into the credit card keypad for the loyalty program.

        it’s okay though, they wrapped the keypad in plastic wrap so it’s nice and sanitary.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        I’m thinking they need the bullet proof carousels like at Harold’s Chicken Shack in Chicago.

    • Suthenboy

      Same here but the ones wearing masks are either wearing them with their nose exposed or hanging the mask under their chins.

      *facepalm*

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I just don’t get the under the nose mask wearers…not only does it look stupid, it defeats the purpose.

      • Rhywun

        We live in a society where people need to be instructed how to wash their hands.

      • Jarflax

        And get grounded for a month when daddy disapproves of how we did it.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m waiting for the day when I hear of the news story about the guy who goes into an Arby’s bathroom with his infant and comes out with a dead kid after a teenage employee previously scratched out the ‘c’ on the Baby Changing Station sign.

        He’ll sue because the sign led him to believe it was safe to hang his baby there while he turned away to use the toilet. And he’ll win. Sounds insane, yes? Just wait. Not anytime soon, but within ten years, it’ll happen.

      • Mojeaux

        You leave Arby’s alone!

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Are they four-eyes? Glasses fog up with mask over nose.

      • mikey

        Went to the hospital the other day and a woman in scrubs was wearing her mask with her nose uncovered.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Then I binged the new season of Bosch. Just finished it… it is pretty darned good.

    That’s good to hear. Goliath ran me off. That last story made no sense whatsoever.

  43. sssbobbyr

    Is that zoom thing on for tonight?

    • westernsloper

      there is a link above.

  44. Trigger Hippie

    Since when the hell did three vultures become a flock? And do they not have vultures in NYC? Why the freak out? You’d think at least a few would live in Central Park to pick off the deal squirrels and such.

    • Suthenboy

      Squirrels? What are dead hookers, chopped liver?

      Oh, wait…

      • Trigger Hippie

        I assumed they were usually fish food.

      • Count Potato

        “Coney Island Whitefish”

      • westernsloper

        that got a legit lol

    • Rhywun

      It’s just another excuse for more pandemic porn.

    • LemonGrenade

      Yeah, we have a large flock that roosts somewhere in our neighborhood. Have seen them hanging out in groups of a dozen or more on the neighbor’s roof, and caught pics of them using our old swing set as place to chill out.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Ditto. We have up to a dozen that congregate at the hippie neighbor’s place, eyeing their geriatric ankle biters, waiting for the payoff.

      • LemonGrenade

        lol. For all they’re supposed to be omens, the neighbors didn’t die, nor did my kids. I like that there’s still enough wildlife in the neighborhood I can enjoy the sight of the occasional fox or vulture.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Oh! About a month ago I was working on a house in a rural area and the neighbor’s three German Shepherds started going nuts and lunging against their chains. I was up on a ladder so I could get a good view of the backyard and out of the treeline comes an adult fox. It just stood there for awhile until it was sure the dogs couldn’t get off their chains and then started coming closer. It kept creeping up a few feet every minute or so until after about ten minutes it got to around forty feet of the dogs and just hung out for awhile while they hurt themselves lunging at it. After a few minutes it got bored with fucking with the dogs, turned around and jogged back into the trees. That was pretty damn cool to see.

      • LemonGrenade

        There are a few that live around my neighborhood. I’ll see them out some nights, but it’s more likely I’ll hear them marking their weird screechy barks. We also have skunks, which is slightly less fun.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I havent seen any foxes yet this year. Usually they come down to the creek to get some water and hunt. I was surprised that the cats aren’t particularly afraid of them. They act the same way as when a rival cat comes by.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, he’s much calmer than a raven or crow (also scavengers). Buzzards aren’t corvids, though.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Indeed. Too bad the Skeksis face of death kinda ruins it.

    • Suthenboy

      Buzzards are always looking for a new roost around here. They usually choose a tree near water. After a month or so the buzzard poop kills the tree so they are always in search of a new one.
      40 buzzards shitting all night over-fertilizes the soil.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Technically, it’s a kettle of vultures.

      Turkey vultures are my favorite bird. Cleaning up the shit of the world and looking good at the same time. There’s a hill about three miles away where they’ll ride the thermals all afternoon long in the summer. If you’re close enough to hear their wings, it’s even more impressive.

  45. topnotchtoledo

    Is anyone seeing the celebrity circlejerk on the teevee now? Bag of dicks,etc. Makes me hate everyone even more

    • Rhywun

      Hard pass. Watching old Bond movies.

      • LemonGrenade

        Watching V: the original miniseries!

      • DEG

        That’s a good one.

      • LemonGrenade

        It seemed appropriate, given the current atmosphere.

      • C. Anacreon

        Check out how much the alien leader in V looks like the current governor of Michigan.

      • LemonGrenade

        Heh, think I saw a meme about that in Powerline week in pictures. Agreed!

      • DEG

        Holy fuck.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think I’ve ever seen it. Maybe I could download it somewhere?

      • LemonGrenade

        Amazon is selling it on Prime. Don’t think it’s on Netflix right now, not sure of other sources.

      • topnotchtoledo

        Who knew Elton John could sound even shittier than normal

      • LemonGrenade

        Doesn’t matter how much you pitch it, not tuning in.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        OT: Hey TNToledo, I hope your brother knows that the Mike Gotch bridge remains open. And of course they can close the parks and bike paths, but not the sidewalks.

      • topnotchtoledo

        He’s a left fielder. Needz moar govt. He works at a university so does his husband. They toe the pandemic lion.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Well, it’s like spring break for locals out there. Everyone and his dog (literally). Sorry that he’s presumably freaking out.

      • KSuellington

        Which one? We recently went through all of the Connery and Moore ones. A lot of fun.

      • Rhywun

        Sundance is showing the first three (out of order, of course). I have not seen two of them so I thought why not.

      • Count Potato

        All the Sean Connery are good.

      • C. Anacreon

        Watching old Bond movies.

        With Epix on-demand having all the old style Bonds available for free on cable right now, I’ve been introducing my wife to the Sean Connery ones one at a time.

        She’s hard to get to commit to a whole two-hour movie (she never thinks she’ll last that long before falling asleep, “can’t we watch Dateline instead? It’s only an hour,”), so we’re only up to Goldfinger.

        She was amazed at Connery though. She only knew of him as some old guy.

        A little into Dr. No she blurts out, “He’s incredibly handsome and charming!” Well, duh.

      • LemonGrenade

        I started off with Sean Connery in Darby O’Gill and the Little People. Early celebrity crush.

      • KSuellington

        Heh, heh. I loved that one as a kid.

        Connery was the best Bond, but I do kinda love the 70’s/80’s Moore ones as well. He definitely had the humor thing going.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Me too. I wouldn’t mind rewatching it.

      • Count Potato

        Imho, Connery is better than Moore. They only went downhill after they ran out of Ian Fleming.

        Both version of Casino Royale — the parody and the recent serious version — are worth watching.

      • Rhywun

        Moore will always be my favorite if only because he is the Bond I grew up with.

    • AlmightyJB

      Had no desire

      • AlmightyJB

        Nice:)

      • egould310

        Watching “Exhumed” on Amazon. https://youtu.be/R3VtR9FPmLg

        Shitty horror movie. I pretty much just watch shitty horror movies, shitty kung fu movies, shitty biker movies, shitty movies in any genre.

        Drinking Jim Beam and Coke. Gonna make a spinach salad with olives, feta, tomatoes, bell pepper, red onion, chopped parsley. Leftover chicken breast cubed and fried in bacon grease. Lemon, garlic, evoo dressing.

        Maybe some capers, too.

      • Count Potato

        Crap, I have to sign in so I can’t download it.

        You are lucky you can get all that at your supermarket. All the ones around here are out of stuff.

    • Ted S.

      I saw it was on the schedule and rolled my eyes.

      Casablanca is on TCM, but I’m watching something off my DVR. (Haven’t decided what yet.)

    • Suthenboy

      I have no idea what you mean.
      Do I want to keep it that way?

      • Rebel Scum

        I suspect an awards show that I am unaware of.

      • KSuellington

        I’ve already went through the past six weeks in a pissed off state about 75% of the time, I can’t subject myself to anything that would raise that higher.

      • LemonGrenade

        Ditto. Can’t even look at Facebook since the feed is all “stay in! do what your governor says!” puke.

      • pistoffnick

        “…pissed off state about 75% of the time…”

        Hey! that’s my shtick.

      • Not an Economist

        I”m only pissed about half the time. The other half I’m depressed.

      • LemonGrenade

        The number of protests of the shutdown orders that have taken place nationwide this weekend has heartened me a little bit. It’s nice to see people outside of Glibs waking up to how ruinous this is, which gives me a tiny bit of hope.

      • Ted S.

        It’s a “concert” showing how much these celebs enjoy sucking government-worker dick.

      • UnCivilServant

        Some celebrities should look into a more direct approach.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh. So FarmAID ?

      • AlmightyJB

        It’s another We are the World we are the Children. We love everyone who thinks like we do.

      • Ted S.

        Of course, the Ethiopian government was using all that aid as a weapon against the Eritreans.

      • R C Dean

        Elton John . . . checks out.

    • Mojeaux

      Dude, what? I can’t see anything over this pile of projects in my inbox.

    • UnCivilServant

      What’s a ‘teevee’?

      • topnotchtoledo

        A sound and light box used to placate the masses and espouse govt funded horseshit such as PBS and CNN. Also sports when the government approves.

      • LemonGrenade

        Concise definition. Approved.

    • UnCivilServant

      I wish I could share that, but the people who need to see it will take one look at the source and rhee at me.

    • AlmightyJB

      NY reporting is BS too. If you die in a hospital you’re a CV death because if they weren’t so overwhelmed with CV they might have been able to save you.

      • Lackadaisical

        which is ridiculous since they’re not overwhelmed at all.

      • Rhywun

        Also if you die without being tested.

      • Below Sea Level Hell Centro

        I do believe there is $3,900 in federal funding attached to each death listed as “Covid” . Incentives, how do they work?

  46. LCDR_Fish

    File under – “Too many damn boxes”

    Just sorting through some old game boxes and magazines to verify that they’re all safe to toss (PC Gamer, Inquest and Original Xbox Mag) from ’99-03ish….found a sealed copy of Bryce 5 (3d modeling software that I guess I bought before graduating in 02 – academic edition). Thought it would be fun to experiment with back in the day, but obviously never had time/inclination to actually use it (and probably just forgot about it completely).

    Can anyone still use something like that or should I just toss it? Guess I could add it to the Goodwill stack at least (it is Mac/PC hybrid).

    • Ted S.

      Psych 1, Psych 2, what do you know?

      • Rebel Scum

        He’s a psycho that does not understand history and/or is a wannabe tyrant, if only to satiate his delicate sensibilities.

    • Lackadaisical

      I assume they all do. why’s that news?

  47. Lackadaisical

    “Orion Melehan, CEO of Santa Cruz, California-based LifeAID, a specialty beverage company, said two of his production partners are looking for alternative CO2 sources.

    “It does have us up at night figuring out what our options are,” Melehan said. [strong]“It highlights the laws of unintended consequences[/strong]”

    someone gets it. what are the chances?

    • Plinker762

      As manufacturing is closed down, welding suppliers should have extra CO2

    • Chafed

      In Santa Cruz? Those are super long odds.

  48. Pine_Tree

    I can’t believe I hadn’t figured this out before, but a liberal dose of Frangelia poured over vanilla ice cream is really really good.

    • Rebel Scum

      You could say that again.

      • Mojeaux

        That again.

      • Rebel Scum

        *sighs*

    • Ted S.

      Frangelico liqueur, or Franzia box wine?

  49. Pine_Tree

    I can’t believe I hadn’t figured this out before, but a liberal dose of Frangelica poured over vanilla ice cream is really really good.

    • Pine_Tree

      Dang, and I’d gotten pretty good at the “hit the comment button twice, then “back” when you get the warning, then refresh” thing. Trying to fix spelling got me.

      • Jarflax

        The squirrels got excited by the thought of nut liquor

      • Grosspatzer

        Phrasing?

      • Mojeaux

        nut licker

        Don’t mind me. My current client has me punch drunk.

      • Grosspatzer

        LOL. I rant at my computer all day. I don’t know how you deal with people on a regular basis.

      • Rebel Scum

        I hate having to get on the phone with people. I’d rather just be a CAD-monkey. Even talking to clients. And it’s not even that it is difficult. It’s just an annoying interruption, especially the guy that should be retired by now who thinks everything is a crisis at all times.

      • Mojeaux

        *shrug* I kinda have to if I want to keep myself in Bit o’ Honeys.

        It’s usually not a problem. People are happy to have someone do what they can’t and who actually understands the process and will guide them through it. MOST people are super happy with whatever I do because they don’t know what they want or how it should be.

        It’s just that I’ve had a convergence of people who know what they are doing and what they want, which is fine, but they are also micromanagers. They also refuse to believe that X can’t be done the way they want it to be done and *reliably show up on every single ebook reader and app ever*.

        “Sure I can do it. That doesn’t mean it’ll look right when the reader is looking at it.”

        “But is there a way to force it to do that?”

        “I did as much forcing as I can.”

        “But what if you do it Y way?”

        “I can do it that way but it’ll look like crap.”

        “Show me.”

        “Here.”

        “… Show me the other way.”

        “Here.”

        “… Okay, now let’s try Z way.”

        “Can’t be done.”

        “I thought you were the best?”

        “I am. That’s why I know it can’t be done.”

        I’m about to tell a prospective client that I can’t fit him into my schedule at this time because he started out acting like I’m his admin. No, pal. I’ve already got 3 people doing that to me at the moment. Don’t need another one.

      • LemonGrenade

        Heh, those are the worst @Mojeaux. If you’re paying someone to do the job, why not just step back and let them do it? If you’re so sure you know the better way to do it, you should be doing it yourself. Glad to hear you have the backbone to decline clients that treat you like that.

      • Mojeaux

        He also wants a “discount.”

        For what? Because your mentor sent you to me?

        Mind, I quoted him this a year ago. He knew what it’s going to cost. He calls me up yesterday and we chat, discuss it, and then he lays the “I will expect something of a discount.”

        Me: *gaping like a codfish out of water* Um…That’s the best I can do.

        We haggle for a few moments. I’m not haggling. I’m trying to tell him every single which polite way I can say it that no, that’s the price.

        How can I say this delicately? He is from a country where women are second class if they’re noticed at all. He expects that he will get the discount.

        “Well, take the weekend to think it over. We will discuss it again Monday.”

        Yeah, well, by Monday my schedule’s going to be too full.

      • LemonGrenade

        Years ago, I worked with an overseas QA team and even though I was the team lead, frequently had to deal with some of the men on that team assuming I would act as their secretary simply because I was female. I would shut them down cold with “you are capable of writing your own bug reports or you aren’t capable of working on my team.” The US folks would never have tried that, simply because they already knew they reported to me. I’ll give them credit, as fast as I shut them down, they’d adapt, but they definitely had to be shown the palm first.

      • Jarflax

        I chose my phrasing quite carefully thank you very much.

      • Grosspatzer

        You are very welcome. Couldn’t let it go…

      • Rebel Scum

        Lick her? I barely knew her!

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m getting by on Chrome just submitting the comment once, waiting about five seconds, stopping the page, then hitting refresh.

      • Jarflax

        That seems to work best of all the proposed workarounds.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I actually contributed something useful to the conversation! That’s it, I’m out! Leaving on a high note!

        *doing my best George Costanza Exit*

      • Dry_Gin_Wet_Farts

        Same here. Or hit the escape key. Vivaldi (Chrome).

    • Ted S.

      What if you pour it over squirrels?

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’m hard pressed to find a sugary liqueur that doesn’t go well with vanilla ice cream.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        I’d never heard of that before seeing it in Mr. Boston recently but have been wanting to try it ever since.

  50. Gustave Lytton

    Watching Casablanca right now. Maybe not the best movie to air if the goal is to get people to do what the government tells unquestioningly, sit at home, and pray that the wolf passed them over.

    • DEG

      That’s a good movie.

      • dbleagle

        Rated as the 2d best propaganda film of all time. They used a bunch of French and German refugees. Plus the female lead was kept in the dark about who she’d be leaving with.

        Maybe TCM is trying to encourage “the Resistance”.

    • Rhywun

      I can’t listen to five seconds of that guy.

    • Dry_Gin_Wet_Farts

      I’ve never seen that guy before. I thought he was pretty good.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Best ranter on the interwebz. When he gets going he’s pretty damn funny.

    • Dry_Gin_Wet_Farts

      Yeah, the French self-defense course thing had me laughing.

  51. SP

    Having a berry old-fashioned-ish cocktail. Knob Creek Bourbon, Colorado Cherry bitters, the cognac/triple sec soaking liquid from the berries I rehydrated for bread pudding the other night, with some of the leftover berries, topped up with carbonated water. Seriously delicious.

    While my personal chef creates a fabulous dinner.

    We had a good day out, too. Moved several cases of wine from a remote-and-expensive wine storage to a new very-close-and-inexpensive wine storage, picked up a small grower vegetable box which included fabulous “wild” mushrooms, scored some frozen Lou Malnati’s tomato casseroles, purchased a couple (more) bottles of a phenomenal French wine we had last week, and ordered 6 others from the same place.

    I really *needed* a good day away from the news and the Internet and the bullshit.

    • Tulip

      That sounds great!

    • egould310

      You had me at Lou Malnati’s…
      Sounds like a great day. Glad you and the Old Man are doing well.

      Cheers!

    • KSuellington

      Right on, the past six weeks have been such a shit parade. Glad you could get some respite. The drink sounds awesome.

  52. mikey

    Strange, but true.
    Actual quote from an actual politician.
    ““I had a real honest conversation with the people in our state. I told them I took an oath to uphold the Constitution of our state, of South Dakota,” she said. “I took an oath when I was in Congress, obviously, to uphold the Constitution of the United States. I believe in our freedoms and liberties. What I’ve seen across the country is so many people give up their liberties for just a little bit of security and they don’t have to do that.”
    o Kristi Noem – Govenor of South Dakota.

    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/04/18/sd-gov-kristi-noem-claps-back-at-critics-who-wanted-her-to-implement-a-statewide-stayathome-order-n2567167

    Compare and Contrast with.
    “That’s above my pay grade, Tucker,” Murphy responded, saying he “wasn’t thinking of the Bill of Rights when we did this.”
    New Jersey’s Gov.

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/above-my-pay-grade-new-jersey-governor-claims-bill-of-rights-did-not-factor-into-his-coronavirus-executive-orders

    • Grosspatzer

      Can we work on speeding up global warming? These old bones can’t take the climate in SDak right now, but with a little help…

    • LemonGrenade

      Furiously starts researching real estate in South Dakota.

      • AlmightyJB

        You have plenty of time:)

      • LemonGrenade

        That is, unfortunately, true. Unless the madness continues, I intended to be in South Dakota over the 4th of July, which would have given me a chance to scope it out. Still holding out hope. So many bookings I’d hate to see refunded.

      • AlmightyJB

        Ah, well hopefully you’ll be able to go. I was really alluding to the fact that there’s plenty of land there.

      • LemonGrenade

        Ha, thanks. For now, seething and stuck in Virginia.

      • topnotchtoledo

        SD governoress, would. Plus she has principles! Double would!

      • LemonGrenade

        If I lived in SD, would offer the hubby a 3way with her. Would, as well.

      • DEG

        /applauds

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Should be pretty cheap now, since apparently everyone in South Dakota is dead.

      • LemonGrenade

        Maybe I’ll get lucky and swoop in as an early buyer! Better dead than red cowering under my bed.

      • Tejicano

        I would be very interested in moving to SD when I start looking for a US base in the future. I have a bunch of relatives in the area so There are reasons to do it. The downside is how much my wife hates the cold so I would be going alone. Not likely.

  53. UnCivilServant

    Well, I went and buzzed off my own hair. Of course I know there are going to be missed spots.

    But most of it has been dealt with. I should not have had to do that.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Got my shipping notice from Sally Beauty! Clippers will be here Thursday. Haven’t cut my own hair in over twenty years.

      • UnCivilServant

        This is the first time I’ve paid over $100 for a subpar haircut.

      • AlmightyJB

        I briefly worked in a Sally Beauty Supply warehouse a millenia ago.

  54. LJW

    Watching Waco, on Netflix. So far it seems like a fair portrayal, only 1 episode in.

  55. DenverJ

    I have no idea why I chose this picture

  56. DenverJ

    “I have no idea why I chose this picture”
    Huh. Really?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      See comment #15 above.

      • DenverJ

        Stand and deliver?

      • Below Sea Level Hell Centro

        How do I reach these keeeds?

  57. DrOtto

    This Chinese virus has taught me Charmin>Petalo>bare hand

  58. The Bearded Hobbit

    Okay, no one gets the reference.. Sheesh

  59. Toxteth O’Grady

    Hey Gustave, where did you find Dubonnet? Is it the kind made in KY? I want to try the Queen Elizabeths’ fave cocktail, G&D + lemon.

  60. DenverJ

    “I have h idea why I chose this picture”
    Huh. Really?

  61. DenverJ

    May I complain about the commenting format? Or is that forbaten? If so, then I’m complaining about the commenting format.

    • LemonGrenade

      My solution to the regular db timeouts was to install tampermonkey, then monocle eyepiece, then click the option for dynamic comments refresh both on then off. In Canary, that seems to have solved the issue. I comment on whichever posts I want, move back to the top of the page, the do a manual refresh and Bob’s my uncle.

      • Below Sea Level Hell Centro

        Hold on… I’m refreshing my AOL browser.

  62. DenverJ

    I’m letting my hair grow and using minoxidil. Imma look like George Custer by the time all the young teachers show up beginning of August. Only a little older and alive. And native Americans love me.

    • AlmightyJB

      Yeah, barber’s closed here. I have Mad TV Kenny Rogers hair now when I roll out of bed.

  63. JaimeRoberto Delecto

    Rode with the wife today for her first metric century. Probably her only one. It was like anal. The curiosity is satisfied and now her ass really hurts.

    • Tejicano

      Huh? Hm… who was peg… OH! Bicycles!