The Night Shift for April 25, 2020

by | Apr 25, 2020 | Daily Links, Fun, Night Shift | 59 comments

I’ve taken the majority of the week off of work for an anniversary stay-cation (::eye roll::).  Anyway, when I’m off work, I tend not to be online.  However, I can’t deny all both of my fans (God, I’m hating myself more with each sentence…), so I figured I’d prepare eine kleine nachtmusik.

 

Wolverines!!  Lead the way, Michiganders.  BTW, this may shed a bit of late light on things relating to earlier discussions about the ‘event’.

How about a getaway with Ozzy Man?  You can stay-cation with me!  (I’m gonna kick my own ass after this)

Uh, sure thing, dude….  Clock Boy was seen lurking in the area.

Go make sandcastles, kids.  Piss on these bullies.  Also, let’s hope this brings skaters and normies together, even if it’s temporary.

On second thought, dump the dirt in Crossville.  Also—FB?  Really?

That’s some mighty fine driving, fellas.

It should be dark by now.  Not your cup o’ tea?  Well, have an NSFW laugh, then.  Bonus, must-see video.

 

Alright, folks—that’s it for my quickie shortened week.  If you’ve been down, angsty, riled up, or, just plain blah, know that I’m sayin’ a prayer for you, and, am here for ya, if/when you need to vent.  Try to take it easy, and I may, or may not, see you here.

PEACE!

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Sir Digby Classic

Sir Digby Classic

My goal is to make every social interaction awkward.

59 Comments

  1. sloopyinca

    First! Suck it.

    • sloopyinca

      New Order/Joy Division vs The Cure vs The Smiths vs Depeche Mode. Go…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The same Singer?

      • sloopyinca

        Hell no.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I like Bob Smith myself.YMMV,

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes.

      • Chafed

        I’ll take Nine Inch Nails covering Joy Division. Also, you are up late Sloop. Good to see you.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Well Highdy Ho!

  3. slumbrew - double secret satan

    That dude in the Ozzman video walking into the dredging outflow… that’s troublesome.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Brutal,

      • hayeksplosives

        The Ozzyman content was the highlight link for me.

    • Chafed

      Yes it is. I’m wondering if he ever came up.

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    While certain people Complain about the AZ heat, My grandson and some friends are going to to Kingman, for some bigger golf, 108 degrees? whatever..
    /lots of water…

  5. sloopyinca

    ::Fireball has entered the chat::

  6. DenverJ

    Well, is it fixed?

  7. pistoffnick

    I rubbed one out this morning.

    I still have a job (well I’ll find out for sure Mondee morning)

    I made artisinal bread this afternoon.

    Life is pretty good.

    • sloopyinca

      That’s the spirit.

      I’m off to OKC on business Monday. Gonna do my best to keep having my best year ever. Fuck Corona.

      • hayeksplosives

        At least the Will Rogers airport is small and easy to get through.

        Happy Trails!

      • sloopyinca

        I’m driving actually. Gonna go to Ft Hood tomorrow to see my son and oldest daughter then head up.

      • DenverJ

        Yeah, but then you’re in OKC.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Hey, they have an osteology museum and a banjo museum!

    • Random Drunken Asshole

      TMI

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m going to get some Golden Eagle footage soon, they are badass, big Raptors, and will make for a good pictorial, I love Arizona!

  9. DenverJ

    Nope. The comments still broken. Hope the server witchcraft worked with no pro lems

    • hayeksplosives

      I still have to submit a comment, then refresh, it tells me it’s a duplicate, and when I go back to site and refresh again, the comment is in.

      • DenverJ

        Yup. I rekin TPTB been busy with servers and such.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Have they tried turning it off and on again?

      • Chafed

        I’m able to comment. It just takes quite a bit for the page to refresh with the new comment.

  10. hayeksplosives

    Hi, Sir Digby, and thanks for the night lynx.

  11. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hello, comment, hiy post, count to 5, hit F5, works every time, like now,

  12. Yusef drives a Kia

    or hit post…

    • commodious spittoon

      That’s a Jurassic Park thing.

    • Chafed

      That is approaching HM level creepiness.

      • Mojeaux

        Sometimes the opportunity is just too good.

  13. commodious spittoon

    I’m super spooked about things. Maybe I’m too drunk to be here

    • commodious spittoon

      It’s like the rest of life, you just wait long enough for it to be made real.. I think.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Go outside!

    • Random Drunken Asshole

      Meh, can’t be too drunk.

  14. Yusef drives a Kia

    I was going to post a comment, it turned into an article….

  15. Yusef drives a Kia

    No offence up front, GO OUTSIDE! walk in a park,
    or down the street,
    say Hi! to everyone you meet,
    let your doggie sniff,
    and live

    • Lackadaisical

      I talked to the neighbor behind me, he thinks its all a load of shit, so, that was nice.

      Was feeling like the only one out here.

  16. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hey Digby! where are you?

  17. Yusef drives a Kia

    Bits of life before me,
    Taken in a second,
    dashed dreams once held,
    on broken rocks,

  18. Hyperion

    So, I expect all you grannies done gone to bed.

    But, this is crazy.

    Last night I had the most intense dreams I have had in a long time.

    In the dream, I was driving out to see my daughter in the house I sold to her last year and it was snowing like crazy. Which is sort of weird, because it’s April. Well, maybe I wouldn’t have thought it so weird if I still lived there, but here in MD, I’ve never seen snow in April. But, not only was it snowing, it was like a blizzard.

    So as I was approaching the house, I’m sliding around on the road because there’s now like 6 inches of wet snow on the road. But I finally arrive and I pull up and as I approach the door, this Blue Heeler or Aussie like puppy appears out of nowhere. I don’t see anyone else. So I try to take the pup and he tries to pee on me, like intentionally . WTF?

    When I woke up, I swear I went to the bedroom window first thing to look out to see if it was snowing, because I swear I really thought it must be snowing.

    That dream was so intense, it’s still in my head, like it just happened.

    • Chafed

      That’s what you get for selling your daughter a house built on an Indian graveyard.

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    Beauty in youth,
    agony in death,
    which do you prefer?
    To see the Best, and worst of things,
    and all that that it brings,,

  20. Yusef drives a Kia

    Renewal? or Devastation?

  21. Yusef drives a Kia

    Chinese Psychos living dreams while we all shop at Walmart because they are open, it’s a Communist plot!

  22. Hyperion

    If you don’t like this, you suck.

    Cold Shot

    • Chafed

      I can’t figure out why SRV played with Bowie. They are both great but that is not a natural pair.

  23. Gustave Lytton

    It’s playtime!

  24. Chafed

    I like our alternate music selection Sir Digby. Maybe it’s time to take a ride in a UFO.

  25. wdalasio

    Hi Everyone,

    I just wanted to check in to apologize about not posting. I get moved home early in the national house arrest and, honestly, I’m having trouble adjusting in that regard. I’m used to posting at work and keeping home as my downtime, I’ve been slammed with work and working at home has disrupted my work/life patterns. I’ll try to be a little better about checking in, for what it’s worth. I really hope everyone is okay through all of this. Again, I hope I haven’t been a “deserter”.

    Then again, it’s probably really arrogant of me to presume anyone gives a shit.

    • Lackadaisical

      It is good to hear from you. Though I don’t think you have any obligation to post, I find it hilarious that is why you stopped posting.

  26. wdalasio

    On a happier note, these boys in blue probably do deserve our thanks.

    Or am I missing something?