BOISE – “I’ve always seen it as a blessing in disguise, now more than ever,” said Everett Bingham, who was recently found to be the only US citizen in a good mood. “Beethoven composed his greatest works after he went deaf and Milton was blind and broke when he wrote his masterpiece,” added Bingham. “If that’s the way it works, I should probably try to cure cancer or something. But the best part is all the stupid crap I don’t even notice. Like this Trump guy. I just can’t see why people get uptight about him. Well, I *can’t* see but I don’t see either.”
When asked about the secret of his joy, Everett said “I guess it all comes down to where you focus your attention. Me? I look forward to morning walks so I can feel the breeze and the sunshine. My friend and I walk to his house where we eat bacon and eggs, drink coffee, and do the crossword puzzle together. I don’t have to do those things, but I do them because it makes me feel good. Other people seems like they do the opposite. They read, watch, and listen to things that make them angry, lo and behold, they get angry. That’s like sticking a dog turd up your nose and complaining about the stink. As for me, I’d rather smell fresh baked bread, and I often do.”
Bingham fills his time with many projects, including weight-lifting, origami, and training seeing eye dogs. “I feel sorry for all the people out of work right now. I’m no economist, but seems to me that it’s probably not a good idea to shut down the country indefinitely just because some so-called experts said so. When I was a kid, plenty of experts said I’d basically be a person-shaped vegetable. Who’s the dummy now, you blockheads? I’ve probably read more with my fingers than most college grads these days have with their eyes. Long story short, ignorance is not always bliss, but you can’t be bothered by what you don’t know.”
I’ve probably read more with my fingers than most college grads these days have with their eyes.
Ouch.
In my benevolence I once again allowed you to be first, and you squandered it.
It seems to me that you’re the only one who cares.
You are a joyless paper-pusher who could never understand the importance of being first.
Fist?
Naturally I hear that as Dennis Duffy* talking to Liz Lemon.
* “Mayhem” character of insurance ad fame
I love those commercials!
I do not know why, but many of the insurance companies have the best commercials.
Even the Liberty Mutual emu commercials?
SMH
Worse ae the GEICO “mo-taur” commercials
That one sailed over my head until weeks later I saw it with captions on and realized they were mispronouncing “moh-tawr”.
It took me a while to get what LIMU was. Of course, I wasn’t thinking too hard about it, either.
Because they’re selling a product that doesn’t sell itself?
I actually chuckled at the Progressive Zoom commercial. A nice antidote to all the other sappy “we’re all in this together” bullshit.
It’s funny, Derpy, but it also has the feel of old fashioned advice.
Why choose to spend free time seething away at government when we could just go enjoy something lovely and non political.
I thought the same. Very Paul Harvey-esque.
Real advice
https://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/satchel-paiges-six-rules-for-staying-young
You’ll be glad you’re not blind on Thot Thursday.
http://archive.li/yX46h
Better than average gallery.
My Q post workaround now (thanks to whatever the hell is up with Firefox) is to copy link address, paste in Safari, then copy real address and view on Chive. A few extra steps but I get to see the GIF’s!
THE PARTEEZ SWITCHD!!!
https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2020/05/21/gq-piece-pro-life-movement-labels-george-wallace-republican/
There is really no historical basis for the claim that there was some realignment based on race or because of Nixon’s Southern strategy. The South didn’t start reliably voting for the GOP until Bush the Lesser. None. That it somehow has remains a credible theory would mystify me if I were a Robby Soave type rube or pretending to be one.
And how exactly does that GQ article try to equate the pro-life movement with racism? Even the few snippets in the article have to actually note that the opposite was true – that the pro-life movement had its roots in eugenics and racism.
Indeed. It is amazing what they get away with.
ftfy
Is anyone else subjecting themselves to The Mustache and the LP Debate?
Or am I the only masochistic, self-loathing, Glib?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP5anJkuMys
$5 says Gray isnt wearing pants
I don’t even know what you’re referencing, so I’m going to assume It’s not my webex with datacenter hosting.
What would happen if The Mustache wore The Jacket and acquired Robby’s hair?
Complete meltdown of reality ?
Libertarian moment?
/Winston
What would happen if Huma captured Hat and Hair in some bizzare Pokemon game, and took them to Hillary where they were assimilated…..
Loading . . . .
Hmmm
Tries
Lasted two minutes
And we wonder why we cant be taken seriously…..
To be fair, listening to the R’s or D’s for two minutes is equally impossible.
I thought it was because we had people using such odd names as ‘Don’ and ‘Sean’.
If a Shawn yawns, does a Sean yean ?
Only if a Don dawns on an early morn when the veil of night is shorn.
Speaking of shorn
Speaking of Shorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v9RURr5hjg
The erfworld comic (RIP) had a character named Shawn Bhawn, who looked like Sean Bean ( and died like him too).
Other people seems like they do the opposite. They read, watch, and listen to things that make them angry,…..
Not always. Pornhub is still there in these trying times.
I’m more of a xhamster fan…
Something about PH’s format that rubs me the wrong way.
*motherless.com FTW
/a friend told me that
Phrasing.
Isn’t it all the same Canadian company?
xHamster is a pornographic media and social networking site headquartered in the Cypriot city of Limassol,[1] with offices in Houston, Kyoto, and London.
No way eh.
This is the enlightenment that I come to Glibs for.
We do the research so you dont have to.
That company owns PornHub, RedTube, and YouPorn. I don’t think it owns xvideos or xhamster.
That is interesting, I am also a Xhamster/xvideo guy. I even got the PH premium free and didn’t bother going back, wonder what the appeal/lack of appeal is.
Bros that fap together stay together.
I have been using VIPporns for professional scenes for a month or two now, it’s excellent for new scenes but the inadequate tagging makes it harder to find past material.
YES
“That’s like sticking a dog turd up your nose and complaining about the stink.”
Word.
Someone please send help! 3 hours into a 6 hour drive. My wife is listening to the Hamilton soundtrack. God I hate show tunes!
Drive into a bridge pillar after you disabled her airbag. Im sorry for your loss, but its the only way.
Except for G&S, right…?
“You sing Gilbert and Sullivan?“
Another version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXtv2_IaCY
You can’t even touch on Pirates of Penzance…You skipped this?
24601!!!!!!!!!
Hand her her phone and some ear buds. That sounds like pure hell.
She’s driving at the moment, I don’t Glib and drive.
This sounds like grounds for divorce to me.
Grab the phone, cut that shit off, and counter with this.
*warning 100 octane funk
PS- why arent you driving, Soave ?
That’s some good shit.
#Solid
“funk”
*squeeeeeeee* runs over to YT.
Very nice. Thank you!
Blues-y.
Have this one, too
Say you hear something funny with the engine and ask her to pull over onto the shoulder and stop. When the car reaches 15 MPH bail. Don’t forget to tuck and roll and get up sprinting. Hide in the woods as long as it takes to escape. You may have to eat some bugs and sleep under leaves for awhile but I think it is best to write that marriage off as a bad choice and start over.
Sorry.
Jo Jorgensen.
Would ?
Okay, so long as you set your time machine to 1980. And it still works.
20 years ago is prolly OK too.
She gots crazy eyes like that runaway Jennifer Wilbanks, and a psychology degree. You know she’s fun tho.
She looked pretty hot in 1996 when she was LP Veep nominee. Lots of guys drooling over her as I recall.
Uh, maybe it was just her phone sex line, because she don’t look hawt, more like some Star Trek alien that is humanoid, but just different enough for the make-up guy to call it a day.
Box from Target Sports arrived. Day is getting better all the time. Sorry trshy for the shit sandwich you’ve got on the plate.
2nd for sorry for Trashy, but it could be worse: your wife could be like LJW’s and listening to show tunes.
“Box from Target Sports arrived”
Winston’s Mom performs house visits?
Times are tough.
I spread the money around a bit, but sgammo is still my fave.
Target had what I wanted and their pmag prices were lower than most. Somehow I seem to have lost about a half dozen.
Really?
“Sorry trshy for the shit sandwich you’ve got on the plate.”
OK, what did I miss?
It’s at the end of the last post. Unexpected unresolved house selling problems, pay cut, and needy in laws.
Thanks.
Thank you! Hopefully it’s just a shit day and doesn’t turn into a giant mess. I appreciate the sympathetic ears here.
Im not sure what story I missed either, but Im on your side….w/e that is
Quick recap is 1) we needed a water bacteria test as a last hurdle to selling the house. Plumber who took the water sample fucked up twice and is delaying the house sale. 2) work just announced pay cuts across the board. 3) I was stupid enough to get a deep cat bite on my hand. 4) the inlaw who was a big reason behind us moving to VA in the first place is showing why we moved away even before we get back to TX.
Mostly I’m just bitching to bitch, and appreciate the sympathetic ear
I still have several scars on my thumb/wrist from Simon the the Lovable Siamese that we fostered 25 years ago. He got into a fight with another cat we fostered. I foolishly got in between them in an effort to break them up. He sunk all four canine (feline?) teeth deep in my flesh.
He was a great cat as long as no other cats were present. I usually did homework laid out on the floor. He would sleep between my shoulders while I did Thermo homework.
Paul Feig Seriously Wants To Release Ghostbusters 2016’s 3.5-Hour Director’s Cut
You deserve this.
I don’t.
Maybe it contains all the deleted funny scenes.
That just got more laughs than the movie did.
Yay! an extra hour of poorly improvised queef jokes!
I hate that comedy has come to this ad-lib hellscape. “
You’re funnyPeople say you’re funny, so mug for the camera and say whatever comes to mind and we’ll use the best of thirty takes, and if there’s a movie at the end of it, bonus.”Some pop culture cocaine on the subject.
Huzzah! A less funny version of the Queef sisters! Oh, Happy Day!
STOP DANCING. STOP DANCING.
An inch to the hard or two to the flac – whaddya got?
Two in the hand, one in the bush?
Those weak-immuned snobs deserved it
*Sigh*
Why do I click your links? I feel like this is some sort of punishment, but what did we ever do to you, you crusty mofo?
It’s self-loathing.
Be happier.
Hug a friend.
You’re worth it.
People love you.
I love you.
Don’t choke/jerk yourself to death.
New Trailer for Nolan’s next film Tenet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuNz4Zpuqys
This whole thing where Robert Pattinson is supposed to be a serious actor? Yea, I’m not for it. Not buying it. Just stop.
Is he playing another tree or plank?
Maybe in 40 yrs when he grows up. I’m thinking of Lenny as the older brother in “Better Call Saul”. Took me a month of asking myself “who is that before I googled, and then was like “wow! That’s crazy/great. Good for him!”
But, I’m lazy, and I’d bet that if I looked it up, that actor probably had a magnificent career on Broadway. Sigh. Hold on.
Holy shit, Michael John McKean is much more accomplished than I imagined, so never mind.
First!, I’m going to stop using “First!” because only people who don’t really work can sit there and refresh constantly in order to be first. Therefore, I will now be claiming “best”.
Best!
Second, I can’t believe that we all fell for this shit! What has happened to the once ornery and unherdable American people?
Also, hello everybody! My favorite virtual people! I still don’t know how so many of you can live in my phone.
The bread looks super, Derp. Your creation?
Looking at the posters I would never be best but having so many friends that I don’t know makes me feel pretty darn good, none the less. Those I do know make me feel pretty darn good, too.
Are you kidding? I love your posts and your comments! You’ve lived, and learned, and have so much wisdom to share with the rest of us! I’m sorry, I’m not trying to embarrass you, but I enjoy reading your thoughts.
You can always go for “Firstborn!”, Fourscore.
The neat thing is learning from all the different and diffused experiences, skills and art that is here. As a group there is enough talent to make a serious run at a Glib entity. Real diversity.
A libertarian Borg? “Resistance is required?”
Funny, I was thinking something really similar just a bit earlier. So many different life experiences leading to different takes, different knowledge, etc.
All?
Hardly, but way too many people. Maybe I just have a libertarian bubble, but very few people I actually know have been observing the nonsense outside of wearing masks at stores- because they will kick you out.
At the two bars I visited today, the only masks were worn by the staff (mandated by government order). None by visitors. I only saw a couple of masks outside of those places today as well. Lots of people are over the lockdown theater here.
Heh, I don’t think we’re allowed to go to bars here.
Today was the first day for interior bar/restaurant seating. Last Friday was the first for patio seating. Some are still not opening up, as there’s some onerous rules to follow, and several locations made the news when guests were “violating the protective orders”. One of the locations got into the news for an argument on Facebook that got… heated. The employee is keeping their job, and for that I’m planning on making my way up to their establishment this weekend if I can.
Sounds incredibly dumb – as in, what do you expect, for one and why can’t anyone mind their own business?
Nice.
The places here that people were complaining about was one that a picture circulated that showed people standing and drinking (which is prohibited under the current rules). Another one gamed the system by opening up the garage doors at the front and back of their building, then calling the entire area there part of the “patio”. Looks like the restaurant is suing for defamation as well..
For the quick read, the initially shared statement was:
The manager responded to someone who was Ukrainian with:
Yes. He crossed a line. I’m also sure that he’s probably been a bit pissed off since he’s been out of work for two months, and the restaurant he works for may be going under. The place is a crunchy/hipster/trendy brunch place. The fact they’re standing behind the manager gives them a lot of credit in my book.
Did he?
CPRM: I think he crossed a line. The love it or leave it statement is a bad argument, and doesn’t change minds. He also crossed a line as a manager publicly replying on social media where it could be spun into a negative story for the place he works for. Part of the job is realizing that things like that can cause bad press for the place you work at (and here it has). I’ll guess he got an ass reaming from his boss, and a reminder to not engage on social media. I figure that’s an appropriate punishment in this case.
On the other hand, I’m not a fan of launching a defamation lawsuit either.
Sure, but why is that a reason to draw a line? Was it poor manners? Yes. Was it bad business? Yes. But to me ‘crossing a line’ isn’t about those things, it’s more about ‘acceptable behavior’, which is a much wider array than either of those.
My arguing-over-a-micron client said “looks good, send invoice.” I did. He paid. I will likely never see him again. And if I do, I will be very busy.
Yay!
Congratulations?
Yes, thanks.
For once I didn’t immediately reply to someone. I had to let it sit for about 3 days so I could communicate without swearing at him before dumping him, but I really needed the money. Not replying for 3 days was, it turns out, a very wise decision.
Pic from the last Glibertarians meetup
Faaake
Ms. Skipalis could be a Glib, you never know.
Of course it’s fake; There Are No Libertarian Women.
And no ivory handles revolvers.
Hyperbole is wrong, and Silverado is the greatest western ever made.
Is that you standing creepily in the window?
No one stands as creepily as OMWC.
You can tell because he is making a furtive gesture towards his waist.
By the way, you are gay if you notice the woman before the FN SCAR(? – I think, my eyes aren’t that good anymore.)
What does it mean if you notice the concrete lion first?
Hah! That’s what I first noticed, too. After the lady’s hips.
Dummy thicc
Also, I want stone lion statues to put at the end of my driveway, but I want them to be Voltron lions, where can you hire a cheap stone sculptor?
That would be killer!
You hire a sculptor. They make the sculpture. You make a mold using that sculpture. You use that mold to manufacture hundreds of concrete Voltron lions.
Profit.
In certain Queens neighborhoods, the concrete, or better yet, marble elephants are VERY popular as gate/porch decorations.
Reminds me of a pair in front of a frat house on a main drag in my home town. They were always getting spray painted on weekends.
Now I’m in the mood for some concrete lions. And a St Francis. It’s all pagodas and bird fountains around here.
Good idea, make them check their hardware at the door. Looks like the usual 5-6 showed up again. Always a great crowd.
Is that “Kelly” from The Office? If so, would. If not, probably would anyway.
Scroll up.
Do all
black womenPOC look the same to you?Meh. It’s all pointless about the racial thing, unless current knowledge is wrong, we’re all Africans at some point. Just some of our ancestors humped Neanderthals.
Of course, my thing about Kelly is also probably 20 years too old at this point, too. Still – a babe with guns. Mmm… babe with guns.
She was pretty hot in The Office. I doubt she’s aged well. Got the Kirsty Alley curse, I bet.
That doesn’t seem like a very good idea.
It’s the lack of genkans in US construction.
Hey, Tres! Someone linked this news story about the Jeeps on the beach thingy in Galveston and I immediately thought of you. Big girl smorgasbord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcgVb6zZmn0
There are those that like a fuller figured woman and I thought the same thing. One of my fat friends uses “chunky”.
Get on your bikes and ride!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBk8MnT-Tvk
The looser the waistband,
the deeper the quicksand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8yA2iLE15g
Give Me Back My Wig!
Flip Your Wig https://youtu.be/t5wooTRxHM0
Wig Out At Denko’s https://youtu.be/dQPJjkCdm8M
One of my fave bands and totally underrated. Dag Nasty was MD/DC at its finest; far better than Minor Threat IMO.
I agree. That “Wig Out” album was the birth of emo. I should write an article…
Has this ground been plowed already: post-house-arrest stand-up is going to suuuuuuucck.
I find something to like most of the time: Chappell let’s get real chats, Attell fart jokes, Seinfeld graceful aging routines, Gaffigan I’m so fat while I change this diaper shtick. Mostly I’m dodging the holier-than-thou SJW sermons, so that has meant giving up on Colbert who’s never going to reprise his excellent uber-Republican theme from his Comedy Central run and Seth Myer who never had more than 15 minutes’ work a week on SNL but now is trying to be smugly funny for an hour daily. I’ve been finding my way, but it’s getting sketchy.
It’s gonna get a lot, lot worse.
Politics can be funny, but, after the election, everyone is going to be asked to do the identity-politics chuckle: laugh to signal you fit in with our wonderful crowd, the intellectual equivalent of watching cable news all day as nodding at the same time as your flavor of talking head.
Win or lose, the virus will go viral, and it’s going to be like living our rape all over again during the testimony. There are no jokes left: we all wrote them ’cause we all lived it. Our virtual lives were parsed and documented on the fly, memed to death, Karened to pieces, and no one is genius enough to get a new shred out of it that is worth sitting through the set-up.
The economy is going to suck, and it’s going to be infuriating to hear about it. I’ll be sitting there while people with real jobs are my drink waitress trying to pull themselves out of their virus debts. Every line is going to remind us of somebody we know who’s in bankruptcy, whose business collapsed, who is barely getting by. It’s going to be a complete strain for anyone to run that gauntlet of slice-of-life, to skip through the minefield of recent tragedies. It’s going to be tenuous and awkward.
Or is it just me. Proposed: stand-up will not be funny until at least 2026.
On my bike ride last weekend, I got to pass a lot of places that had two signs hanging on the building: Now Open; and For Rent/Sale/Lease.
I’ve been enjoying more stuff than not from this outlet – Comedy Unleashed. Some of it is edginess/outrage to own the libs, but there is some really funny (to me, YMMV) work in there.
Some of it is good. I like that Italian fellow, they need to get some better audio though – some of their stuff is unlistenable.
Eh wasn’t the whole point of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin and Sam Kinison their vulgarity and their politics rather the quality of their material? Stand-up Comedy being nothing more than culture war virtue signaling politics was always the point. It seems we are just mad that Colbert and Meyers don’t agree with us.
Well, arguably, standup comics were funny first, then edgy. The best from the early days weren’t political other than to generally disdain politicians as a group. Lenny Bruce and George Carlin are both examples of guys who were funny above all and added the edginess. But even then, those guys were actually *edgy*, i.e. they said things that were controversial, things that went against the status quo of polite, acceptable society. Colbert is a genuinely funny guy, but he’s probably more of a satirist, and, quite frankly, there’s nothing especially edgy about parroting the dominant opinions of the Progressive Left. Seriously, none of these people with “news” shows on Comedy Central are saying anything you wouldn’t see in the NY Times opinion section or hear from Anderson Cooper. They’re not risking anything by regurgitating propaganda.
They’re bullies and bullies aren’t funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Antoine_de_Saint-Just
Can’t see why the French Revolution went wrong…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabre_d%27Églantine
Sure sounds like the “Culture War” and the “Politicizing of Everything” is a lot older than we would like to think.
Favre wrote a play?…Oh it says Fabre. I bet he didn’t throw as many interceptions or touchdowns.
But not as old as the world’s oldest profession…
… the world’s oldest profession…
Breadmaking?
There certainly may be a bun in the oven when all is said and done.
Some Aussie just found out about the Cannonball Run and thinks it’s awful.
Those wacky Americans, man.
The country that brought us Mad Max has fallen low.
I hope every rich piece of shit who tries the cannonball run crashes and fucking dies. listen to my podcast about why rich people are bad and weed is good if you don’t get it
Some snowflakes need to melt.
Ugh, even worse if you imagine it in that horrible penal colony accent.
A PRISSY penal colony accent.
Punchline: Australia has one of their own.
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE!
Of course a two hour expected outage runs four hours and leaves at least one thing still broken when we finish.
So, better than most government work.
Wonder if he gave her a bag of dicks.
https://mobile.twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1263670430436655108
It also just so happened to be the year Uncle Jerry took his own life because the only human interaction that gave his lonely existence any meaning ceased, but we couldn’t let anyone visit him, because Orange Man bad and #Science!
He’s also assuming xer future gender.
My niece who has been talked into thinking she’s a transboy to the point where she wants people to call her by a different name, and signed that name in her birthday card to me, was telling me how exciting it was to get a new set of earrings and how excited she was that her dance classes are starting up again after the lockdown. I really don’t get this shit.
Luckily she didn’t get the hormone assault by woke doctors.
Yuppers.
Similar with my niece. She acts wayyy too much like a girl for me to take it very seriously.
http://archive.li/4Jg3Q/763acc39e82272822b32c72198a11ee7eaa50943.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/YazVk/4a2518c3d88513966bde22315700ab55210e7069.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/1iyXp/2fe7e0cf2ac18c3c7e21c520b60a790701e6f011.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/jkxdy/4ae6427ca133cc70c7faaeac60b5770ada7fc452.jpg
NSFW.
That’s the dolly for cock. She looks like fun.
The first three are exceptional. The fourth is elevated by the pack of smokes and the pink phone case. Bravo.
If she smokes, she pokes.
You’ve never done the “spin-cycle” on a running washer and you dare to call yourself a Glib? Well! I never!
3>1>2>4
Spoke too soon. Opened my package from Target Sports, and half the order is missing.
Sadly, this has been typical of my experience with Target Sports. Good luck on dealing with their customer support people.
think of it like this: you got your fair share. Don’t be hoardin’
goddamnit im bored. I have to test shit and just click wait click wait gah.
Howdy, Pie. Why are you testing shit?
because it is part of my job
Sounds like a job for Mike Rowe.
Think of it this way: at least you have a job. Don’t be whingin’
I think of it this way: If I had 10 million dollars I would not need a job
10 million? living a little high on the hog aren’t we?
10 million may be pocket change when the dust settles.
I opened youtube and this was in my recomandations
Gohatto (1999). Opening scene
What? Why?
followed by
Kenshin vs Usami
Is that some sorta vampire flick because if you’re going to lay down all the inaccuracies for us and talk about how it’s just propaganda of the anti-vamp cinematic hegemony or some grievance crap like that you can stick it where the sun DOES shine, you nocturnal bloodshevik. I’m had just about enough of you pulmonary plunderers corrupting our youth and deflowering our maidens at dusk.
The Domestics (2018) | Final Shootout Scene | 1080p – this was bad
The recs on my phone are chock-full of Euro women athletics. I watched a video once for about two minutes (natch) and every time I click Youtube there is another “Track and Field Hottie” vid about ten places down in the queue.
I got one of those as well although I did not watch anything similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZmm_ml_tc
Thing is on my work computer I am not signed into my account and do not get my usual recommends
Yep. That one has made an appearance. Just on my phone, so far.
Also
Flak (1944)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRd_AW1aZ8M
I’m a WWII geek. Those videos are Legion.
at least it is quiet it was a 21st was a public holiday in Germany and Austria so most of the people I work with were offline yesterday and today.
I fucked up and missed my alarm from 5 hours ago, so my son had to take a cab for a 30 mile trip to the train station, oops.
The worst part is I’ll probably never see him again, and didnt get to say goodbye, he may be a shit weasel, but he’s still my shit weasel.
/Sad Yusef
#saddad
Make a point of that not being the last time you see him. Enjoy another shitweasel gettogether. Maybe play a round of weird frisbee?
We have a, troubled relationship at best, so this didnt help, since he lives in Cali and he hates AZ, not gonna see him in my lifetime
Yusef, every time I say Goodbye to a family member I understand that it may be the last time I’ll ever see them. Certainly different situation but still…
All we do is muddle through life, doing the best we can. I’ve been muddling for a long time. Some times the fish aren’t biting or we don’t know how to catch them. The rain seems to fall on all but occasionally the sun will shine. Hope your sun is shining today and every day.
So very true, thanks 4×20, and the sun will shine today, just not yet, it’s pre dawn here,
You’re a good Dad, Dad.
Son, you are the best, well, you and Yusef.
Shame that we live in country/continent so vast that we never see our adopted family. Oh, some of the local kiddies but most of you (us) are scattered like the fuzz from the cottonwood trees this time of year.
OTOH maybe the distances are best
love your latest handle BTW
Yeah, it’s scrumptiously Glib.
Never say never. I saw my Dad once after we declared war but before he died. I wish I’d have been more diplomatic but hindsight and all. He may still come around after the wounds heal over.
I hardly saw my dad the last 13 years of his life, ’cause of my out of country exploits. I miss him every day. When I’m sitting in my deer stand or in a boat he is with me and still patient.
It took a few weeks but I grieved much harder for my Dad than my Mom. I never understood her motivations. I shed not a single tear when she passed on.
my parents died on the same day, 1000 miles apart, very strange for us 3 kids, I had Dad’s stuff in a trailer after his “friends” rifled his stuff first, Brother in Denver with Dad, and Mom Died alone in Tyler Texas while Sister was in Michigan, fucking mess….
I saw my Mom getting old and infirm so the Big Surprise wasn’t unexpected. I miss her too but not the same.
My Mother made me a Reader and a cynic, the best gifts you could give to a busy mind, I miss her
Lots of time yet, Bob. You’re my age and when I last saw my Dad he was twenty years on. Circumstances can change and people can too.
I don’t suppose anyone knows old versions of PeopleSoft?
Haven’t had the pleasure. Don’t know the new ones either.
Just old versions of soft people, sorry.
Just old versions of old people, sorry
Can concur.
Happy national craft distillery day, Glibs.
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/events/national-craft-distillery-day/var/ri-1.l-l1/
I’ve got two bottles of Bluecoat gin. I’m gonna have some martinis this evening.
https://bluecoatgin.com
Ugh. 6:45 AM is far too early to be watching a demo of software from India.