IFLA: The “Finally Some Concrete Advice” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 31

by | May 31, 2020 | IFLA | 197 comments

Any marriage performed on June 5 of this year is doomed.  Sorry for the late notice, but cancelling everything and rescheduling is probably going to be cheaper in the long run.  And next time you schedule, make sure the moon isn’t aligned with the earth, the sun, and Venus retrograde, okay?  And your wedding planner really should have checked that for you, she owes you at least a partial refund.

Beyond that this is a bad week to be in command, with Jupiter retrograde-Saturn retrograde-Luna indicating debacles of the governmental kind and an interlocking Mars-Sol through that Saturn retrograde extending that disaster (literally, “bad stars”) to military events as well.

The cards back up the advice with one of the married couples of the Major Arcana drawn reversed.

Gemini:  7 of Coins reversed – Cause for anxiety regarding money

Cancer:  The Hierophant reversed – Society, good understanding, concord, overkindness, weakness

Leo:  8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.

Virgo:  The High Priestess reversed – Passion, moral or physical ardor, conceit, surface knowledge.

Libra:  3 of Coins – Trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

Scorpio:  Page of Coins reversed –  Prodigality, dissipation, liberality, luxury, unfavorable news.

Sagittarius:  Justice – Equity, rightness, probity, executive, triumph of the deserving side in law

Capricorn:  9 of Wands reversed -Obstacles, adversity, calamity.

Aquarius:  Page of Swords –  Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination

Pisces:  4 of Cups reversed – Novelty, presage, new instruction, new relations.

Aries:  King of Swords – Power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown

Taurus:  The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

197 Comments

  1. leon

    Gemini: 7 of Coins reversed – Cause for anxiety regarding money

    Come now, i thought this was supposed to be different from the regular week.

    • Ted S.

      Yeah, I worry about my job every day I go into work.

    • westernsloper

      Well, NA was way off last week so maybe that means we Gemini’s are all going to win the lottery this week. I am starting to think he makes this stuff up.

      • leon

        Well times are tight. I want my money back…. oh wait… Damnit!

  2. Tundra

    *opens page*

    Leo: 8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.

    *flips keyboard and storms out*

    • Ted S.

      So more rioting?

    • R C Dean

      At least payday is next week. A short check, but still.

  3. Count Potato

    “Beyond that this is a bad week to be in command, with Jupiter retrograde-Saturn retrograde-Luna indicating debacles of the governmental kind and an interlocking Mars-Sol through that Saturn retrograde extending that disaster (literally, “bad stars”) to military events as well.”

    I could have told you that already.

    • Tundra
      • Rebel Scum

        Nice.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So they’ll stop looting and burning private property when they get free healthcare.

      Fuck off.

    • Rebel Scum

      “healthcare is a human right”

      No. It is a service. If you believe services are rights then you believe in slavery.

  4. Count Potato

    “I highly suspect that Hong Kong rioters have infiltrated American states. Attacking police stations, smashing shops,blocking roads, breaking public facilities, these are all routine in their protests. Vicious HK rioters obviously are mastermind of violent protests across the US”

    https://twitter.com/HuXijin_GT/status/1267018071207669760

    What?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Chicoms are having a field day with this.

      • Derpetologist

        China, Iran mock US amid ongoing riots: ‘I can’t breathe’

        https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-mocks-us-cant-breathe

        I wonder what regular Chinese and Iranian people are saying on Twitter about their governments. Oh wait, their governments banned Twitter for some reason..

        .

      • leon

        Meh i could care less what the CCP and Supreme leader are going to do, they’ll take anything. What gets me riled up is the Europeans with their concern trolling. “Racism doesn’t exist here in Europe, i just don’t get why Americans hate each other just based off their skin color.”

      • Floridaman

        Trick any of them into going to the outer rings of their cities, then if they survive ask them how they feel.

      • Hyperion

        “Racism doesn’t exist here in Europe”

        Bwahahaaahhhahhaaahha!

        And I didn’t think the Eurofags had any sense of humor.

    • Floridaman

      Tell you what how about a deal, we take their “rioters” and we give them our “protestors” we will see who has it better.

      • Hyperion

        Good deal. The antifa will all be in Chicom camps shortly after their arrival. Let’s see how much they really love communism.

    • Spudalicious

      That’s a hell of a troll.

      • Rhywun

        “Some don’t think #BlackLivesMatter,” Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif said. “To those of us who do: it is long overdue for the entire world to wage war against racism. Time for a #WorldAgainstRacism.”

        LOL

      • WTF

        Now, killing all the Jews on the other hand….

    • Rebel Scum

      That’s…and insane view of things.

  5. invisible finger

    BLM: Antifa Rhythm Section

    • Floridaman

      The best is, the cheesecake is plastic, I only wish I could see her face when she takes a bite.

    • Rebel Scum

      Mmm Ana K. If only she wouldn’t say such insane, leftist crap most of the time.

  6. Hyperion

    “Capricorn: 9 of Wands reversed -Obstacles, adversity, calamity.”

    You could have just wrote ‘plagues, murder hornets, burning, looting, destruction’ for all the Horoscopes. Would have been easier and more accurate.

    #CapricornsRpeople 2

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      #CAPLIFE

      *throws Caps gang sign at Hyp*

    • grrizzly

      For a few weeks the horoscope didn’t sound so bad, but it reversed to the usual doom and gloom for Capricorns.

    • Spudalicious

      The stars are back in proper alignment.

    • Count Potato

      I’m not a waspologist, but can we release the murder hornets on antifa?

      • leon

        It would be a delicate Sting operation.

      • leon

        I felt like that would be a prime police set up…

      • Ted S.

        Hate is the seventh wave….

      • Hyperion

        Wait until Gulag Barbie decides to join them in the street and release the swarm! I want that on camera.

  7. Ozymandias

    Libra: 3 of Coins – Trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

    About effing time, NA! We purveyors of harmony and balance have been eating shit sandwiches for a month now. I’m due for a run of good fortune… not get off of my lawn.

  8. Spudalicious

    “Libra: 3 of Coins – Trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.”

    Now that’s fitting horoscope for a Libra!

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Trump is declaring Antifa a terrorist organization.

    One more step to the normalization of political violence and governmental suppression of civil rights.

    Thanks a lot assholes.

    • leon

      Linke? (Not that i don’t believe you, just want to read about it.)

      Sigh. I don’t like Antifa one bit. But what drives me nuts is that this will play into “being supressed by the man” narrative, and probably give them some cover as oppresed for the Media that has been covering for them for the last 3 years.

      • leon

        Also, not a fan of declaring political groups as terrorsit orgs, even though Antifa is more an active paramilitary group than political organization. It doesn’t help that they have been given support by the local governments, so that they have been able to act with impunity. Bike lock guy got of scott free, as did all the masked guys in the brawl with the Proud Boys.

      • Hyperion

        They are a terrorist organization. They’re engaging in organized violent attacks on citizens and businesses with the stated goal of destroying the country. I wonder how much of their funding comes from China?

        So what are we supposed to do with them?

      • Suthenboy

        Shoot them. They declared war and are actively prosecuting it now.

      • R C Dean

        Not a political group.

        About time. I suspect this was needed to unwind their organization and run down their funders.

      • Rebel Scum

        The fascist that go by the name ‘antifascist’ ARE terrorists. They commit acts of violence toward a political end. Fuck them.

      • Hyperion

        And it’s organized and funded by various entities. They’re a terrorist organization, period. I don’ts see any controversy here. The only problem is they are still getting away with it. It has to stop or we’ve lost our country, period.

      • Sean

        Yeah. I’m ok with this.

      • leon

        i’m still wary about targeting orgs. Arrest and prosecute the violent actors, But outlawing organizations is something i’m cautious about. I’m thinking that a few bad gun rights protests and you see GOA being outlawed.

        A huge part of the problem is that in many of these cities, the justice system has been politicized to give a complicit nod to these actors in their illegal behavior. So the negative feedback loop isn’t there.

      • Hyperion

        You mean like they did with the KKK and the Mafia? I’d like to know one good reason why antifa is less dangerous than either of the former. I don’t see that, I see just the opposite.

      • gbob

        Except the tools they used, such as RICO, turned out to be more dangerous to civil liberties than nearly any act of the loathsome 20th century. What happens when the Dems are in power? Proud boys? Alt Riggt? Libertarian Party?

      • kbolino

        Except the tools they used, such as RICO, turned out to be more dangerous to civil liberties than nearly any act of the loathsome 20th century.

        It’s always worth remembering that Al Capone was brought down by violations of tax law and not any “real” criminal laws, and that the original National Firearms Act of 1934 (another tax law!) was passed to go after the gangs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This

        The last thing we need now is to give the FBI/DOJ/DHS more intelligence power over Americans.

        Instead, we should be prosecuting mayors for failure to protect the civil rights of their citizens by ignoring violent actors.

      • leon

        I know. Also, these people have no problem with violence. Yeah Yeah, i know they will argue that property is violence etc. But it is clear they don’t give a damn about hurting people.

      • Hyperion

        “they will argue that property is violence”

        I don’t even know what that means?

      • Floridaman

        Neither do they, it is just some slogan someone in the herd started shouting.

      • Sean

        “I think it has something to do with shooting paint balls at people on their porches.”
        /cops

      • Hyperion

        That cell phone looked like a gun!

        You know, part of the problem here, is that when you only have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

      • kbolino

        Property requires protection. Your holding of property excludes others from its use (if you so choose). If their “need” for it is greater than yours (in their estimation), but you don’t want to give it to them, then you’ll use violence to keep it. Hence, “property is violence”.

        The problems, of course, with carrying this mentality through are manifest.

        The first is that “need” is almost entirely subjective: yes, you will die from lack of water, food, etc. but so will the guy you’re stealing from, and how much and what kind of these things you or he needs at any given time is variable.

        The second is that there is no neutral party to arbitrate these needs. Whereas a deed or history of possession can prove ownership to a judge who’s never met any of the claimants before, in a fight over desirable things that are owned by no one, the judge is going to want to take a share, and it will probably be a larger share than he gives to any of the claimants.

        The third is that there is not a positive balance of output from the people willing to work for no personal compensation relative to the overall demand for goods. Put another way, practically nobody works for free nor is happy to see the fruit of their labor given to others, and so there will always be a deficit of desirable things rather than a surplus.

        The fourth is that, whether or not “property is violence”, violence is most definitely violence. Without clear delineation of property, people will fight over scarce things. The strongest will win out and the weak will suffer at the hands of the strong and be dependent on their mercy.

        The road from anti-proprietary anarchy to totalitarianism is a short and well trod one.

  10. Derpetologist

    “Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination”

    That’s not like the song at all!

    On the vir-ots*:

    KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov explained the 4-step process of subversion:

    1. Demoralization – the first and longest step takes 15 to 20 years, which is the minimum time it takes to brainwash one generation.

    2. Destabilization – this step takes a few years as the brainwashed young adults are unable to function in normal society and cause increasing levels of strife. They are now useful idiots.

    3. Crisis – it only takes a few weeks or months to bring a nation to crisis through strikes, riots, and high unemployment.

    4. Normalization – people clamor for an end to the chaos; the vanguard of the revolution and their enforcers emerge from the shadows dispose of the troublemakers. The useful idiots are no longer needed.

    *pormanteau of virus and riots

    • Hyperion

      1. already complete, we call it ‘public school’, and ‘higher learning’ learning for the 2nd round of brainwashing.

      2. complete

      3. complete

      4. they forgot to get all of our guns first. Oops.

      • Derpetologist

        The 2nd amendment made all the others possible. In the first draft of the constitution, it was the 1st amendment.

        It’s hard to oppress armed people. Is there a single case of a tyrant ruling over an armed citenzry?

      • Rebel Scum

        Depends. There are more guns in private hands than there are private hands in the US and people sheepishly acquiesce to the tyrants dictates during the current panicdemic.

    • leon

      Heh. Plenty of 5 foot nothing Women in the Military.

      • Crusty Juggler

        That’s a child!

      • Hyperion

        That’s a Guatemalan American, you racist!

      • Derpetologist

        Plenty of short guys too, particularly in the armor branch. There’s not a lot of room in a tank.

        “You must be this tall or less for this ride.”

      • Crusty Juggler

        They be sendin babies to fight the riots!

    • whiz

      OK, they’re othering short people. I thought that was verboten.

  11. Crusty Juggler

    This Port Authority cop makes more than the president

    The top 10 earners at the Port Authority last year all work for its police department and raked in more than $300,000 each — thanks to six-figure overtime payments.

    The agency’s highest-paid employee was Regina Womack, a PAPD sergeant who took home $423,467 — after pulling down $259,717 in OT on top of her base pay of $131,843, according to numbers released by the nonprofit Empire Center

    The average pay among all Port Authority employees in 2019 was $114,391, the Empire Center found. And of 2,118 police department department employees, 124 were paid at least $100,000 in overtime, according to the center.

    • Ted S.

      Assuming the base pay is for 52 40-hour weeks, then she worked the equivalent of another 2080 hours at double time, which comes out to 11-hour days, every day of the year.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I better there’s other stuff in that pay too. Like weekend/holiday premiums, shift bonus, temporary upgrade pay, etc.

      • Rhywun

        Every couple years there’s another scandal over faked overtime hours. And nothing else happens.

    • kbolino

      Does OT pay count toward pension calculations?

      • slumbrew

        c’mon, you know the answer to that…

      • UnCivilServant

        It depends entirely on the agency you work for.

        For instance, in mine, no OT does not count for pension calculations (as is only proper.)

  12. grrizzly

    Bundesliga players are busy demonstrating their support for justice for George Floyd.

  13. DEG

    Leo: 8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.

    Back to normal? Nope… can’t sit at and have a drink indoors at a bar in the Live Free or Die state. But it looks like we’re getting there.

    • Hyperion

      Hurry, burn down the restaurants and bars! /antifa

    • Hyperion

      Is that the weapon you made the kill with?

      • Sean

        I haven’t hunted in decades.

    • Hyperion

      I just ordered 3lbs of NYS from Wholefoods, looks really good. Gotta get the grill fired here soon…

      • Sean

        We did strips for lunch. Delicious.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Hah! I just did my steak a la Sean prior to cutting off the filet for tonight’s dinner and freezing the now bone in NY strip.

      https://imgur.com/smSwpmw

      • Sean

        That’s a nice steak and worthy of the enhanced protection.

      • Gustave Lytton

        In these difficult times…

        (I think the butcher’s restaurant trade is still down. There was a bunch of them, and at a decent price.)

      • DEG

        Excellent

    • DEG

      Excellent.

      • Suthenboy

        Love the Remington. That is the Remington, isn’t it? Pork Butt looks pretty good too.

      • westernsloper

        I believe so. I always thought it was the 1858 Navy but might be the Army. I built it from a kit when I was 18 and who can remember details from when they were 18? I lost the cylinder over the years of moving but a replacement from the black powder section at Cabelas (Pietta?) seems to fit and almost locks with every draw back on the hammer. I need to have a gunsmith look at it before I shoot it again if I ever do. I have also read the brass frame revolvers tend to come apart so it might just live its life as decoration. I haven’t shot it in over 30 years. Fun to shoot though. Big boom and lots of smoke.

        The pork butt is good. A few hours of smoke during a four hour cook after a night of a citrus marinade.

  14. Hyperion

    All that antifa is doing here, is hiding behind racism to go about their destruction, unnoticed. They learned it from democrats.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      This is going to be their high water mark as they’re going to be crushed in the near future because people actually are noticing. If the feds can do it to the klan and the biker gangs and the mafia they can do it to those chumps.

      • Ted S.

        One hopes so, but I fear that TEAM BLUE is going to win the election and encourage more of this shit.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, if they win we really are in trouble but I don’t think this craziness helps them. I reckon we’ll see.

      • Hyperion

        If they win the election, this will be every day. Brain Dead Biden has already made Gulag Barbie part of this shadow cabinet.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        At least we’ll have The Green New Deal to look forward to.

      • Hyperion

        Green New Deal, free college for dummies, nationalized healthcare, reparations for special groups. At that point, there would be no reason left to work, because 90% of your income in taxes won’t even cover half of that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Except that the Feds are part of the leftist/deep state hook up. They might throw a few minnows in the bucket, but they aren’t going to put all of the big fish in. Any more than they’re going to arrest and prosecute the participants in the presidential coup attempt.

      • Hyperion

        You can’t expect Barr to do anything good. He’s just another Bush era holdover. Trump is really really bad at hiring people, most of the time. I’d say the new press secretary is a lucky exception, she’s killing it.

      • kbolino

        AG has to be confirmed by Congress, press secretary doesn’t.

      • kbolino

        The “deep state” like to go home to their quiet neighborhoods and send their kids to fancy schools. Call either of those into question and all bets are off.

      • kbolino

        Lest it be unclear, I meant that the Antifa-gov’t employee unofficial cooperation lasts only as long as Antifa stays out of the burbs.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I don’t know if they’ll actually side with an organization made up of communists that want to kill them but I could be wrong.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Each side will see the other as useful idiots they can use to further their own goals.

      • Q Continuum

        Big difference: with the possible exception of the Klan early on, those organizations did not have significant support from personnel in the DoJ, judiciary and congress nor backing from billionaires and deep-pocketed supranational organizations. The vice chair of the DNC tweeted out his public support of Antifa for Christ’s sake.

      • Hyperion

        “The vice chair of the DNC tweeted out his public support of Antifa for Christ’s sake.”

        Looks like Gulag Barbie just voiced her support as well.

  15. Mojeaux

    I bought this CD. It’s like a massage for my ears.

  16. Crusty Juggler

    Pegging Memes Are Inserting Themselves All Over TikTok

    Pegging TikToks are humorous, jesting lightly at men who’d recoil at the idea that pegging is somehow emasculating. “Hell yes, let’s talk about pegging. If your girlfriend is asking to experiment and do that with you, that’s so cool,” Wrightstone tells me. “You don’t have to be into it, but at least say thank you. That’s some powerful shit.”

    Right on, Wrightstone. Pegging is some powerful shit. Pegging is electrifying your asshole, and more straight guys should get into it. “Guys love getting fucked because it’s stimulating the exact same nerve as the penis,” Paul Nelson, a clinical sexologist at the Men’s Sexual Health Project, told MEL in 2018. The pudendal nerve connects your anus, taint and penis, which means bottoming offers similar pleasurable sensory experiences to penetrative vaginal sex or masturbation.

    Thank you indeed!

    • leon

      Why must i try everyone elses kinks?

    • Ted S.

      Now jest at women who find giving blowjobs disgusting.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Done.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sorry, nobody’s allowed to go in through my out door other than my proctologist.

      • Ted S.

        Does your proctologist wear a raspberry beret?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Pussy.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wrong door.

    • AlmightyJB

      Butt stuff is gross.

    • Chipwooder

      If you don’t take it up the ass, you’re totally a bigot!

  17. Hyperion

    Anyone tried the Lagunitas Pils? I ordered a German Pils and they were out so the guy at the liquor store recommended that one as a substitute, so I thought I would give it a try.

    • westernsloper

      Nope, never even seen a Lagunitas in the wild. I am drinking Mich Ultra because I am a finely tuned athlete.

      • Crusty Juggler

        The official beer of moon-faced cops…hmmm…

        My God…you’re a Nazi sympathizer!

    • Crusty Juggler

      Yes.

    • Nephilium

      It’s not a bad pils. Light and crisp.

      • Hyperion

        Cool. I just put one in the freezer. Soon as I finish this Heineken, I’m going to give it a try.

    • DEG

      It’s good.

    • Hyperion

      I don’t like it. It tastes like IPA. Should have known…

    • blackjack

      Sounds like this.

    • Hyperion

      I hope no one pisses on that retard to put him out.

    • blackjack

      We went from petty tyrant mayors deciding what businesses were essential to antifa making that decision for us.

    • Chipwooder

      Sounds like a good start to me

  18. Crusty Juggler

    Black Lives Matter, Antifa, white hipsters, undercover police infiltrators, Russians…

    Puerto Ricans are not getting any respect. You know those people were up to something…

    • Hyperion

      Looks like the white supremacists won again.

      • Derpetologist

        It’s weird how even though the walruses outnumber the polar bears and weigh more individually, they don’t fight back harder.

        “I weigh a ton and have 3 foot tusks. Why am I running away? Goo goo ga joob.”

      • Hyperion

        White bear privilege, or course.

      • Hyperion

        ‘of course’

    • westernsloper

      Fake news. All the Polar bears are dead.

  19. Gustave Lytton

    Everyone’s favorite former US Attorney

    https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/1266937586070814720?s=20

    And I’d like a government lawyer that can fucking read the First Amendment, you little shit. Do the world a favor and self load into a wood chipper. You’re a disgrace to real immigrants that spent time actually studying civics.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What do they want Trump to do, send in the 82nd Airborne with shoot to kill orders?

      • Rhywun

        Roll over and beg forgiveness like The One would have.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Yes.

    • Hyperion

      Mean old Trump fired my sorry ass, oh muh butt hurtz! /Preet

  20. Gustave Lytton

    Asked in the last thread:

    Federal AE or private label SG Ammo, both made by lake city in same weight/specs/price. Which one to buy?

    Feel like pulling the trigger on another 1k.

    • Q Continuum

      I like Federal personally.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s where I was leaning. Known quantity and all.

  21. UnCivilServant

    Got back from New Hampshire, got the cold stuff in the fridge/freezer, cut the grass on the margin, trash doesn’t go out until later… what am I forgetting?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Grocering gloves on the dash?

  22. hayeksplosives

    I find the overall caution regarding government and military, combined with my “Aries: King of Swords – Power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown”, to be somewhat concerning.

    Am I going to be part of the problem? The solution? Just a victim or bystander?

  23. Gustave Lytton

    So glad I have Monday off (anniversary). Have been weighing carrying vs employer’s stated weapons free policy since the lockdown began and so far it hasn’t crossed my personal risk threshold. This random riot crap is getting very close though.

    Unfortunately I can’t pull off Gun Jesus’ miracle. https://i.redd.it/65uyg1nrnqw41.gif

  24. whiz

    This morning a birthday was left off — mine 🙂

    We had a second night of protests and some violence last night in Des Moines (40 miles down the road from us); we were watching live coverage on TV. The first night had more vandalism, last night it was the police protecting first the state capitol and then the local police station.

    Last night police in riot gear would form a line, then throw tear gas and advance, re-establish a new line, and repeat — it was actually handled pretty well, they eventually moved them more than half a mile and across the river. Some windows broken out but mostly just people protesting with a few throwing things at police. I saw one dude in a gas mask, might have been antifa, and a few others with the “A” in a circle symbol which I think is antifa/anarchist (?). Local leaders (black state rep, a black bishop) trying to get the people to cool it and go home. Iowa is like 3% black, but Des Moines much more so; still, a lot of the people protesting were white.

    When the mob was moving into the night-life area of downtown, they got intermixed with people leaving bars (which have recently opened). A lot of traffic just trying to get through or out of the area. One bizarre scene was a young couple, obviously out on a date and just trying to get home, casually strolling around the end of a police line — the police just let them go by (probably going back to their car).

    • Mojeaux

      Happy birthday!!!

    • RAHeinlein

      Happy Birthday! Fortunately, nothing in Ames over the weekend – not even an overturned garbage can in the Campustown area.

      • whiz

        I was here in Ames during the VEISHA (for those not from the area, that’s a spring celebration put on by the students at Iowa State University) riots. In 1988, I remember hearing a crowd outside my apartment and found out later that they overturned a police car a couple of blocks away. Thanks to that and other shenanigans (and a death), we no longer have VEISHA.

    • Derpetologist

      Are you going to take a shot for each year?

    • whiz

      Thanks all. No shots, just a free dessert at the local bar-B-Q place.

  25. peachy rex

    My elderly, gay, politically active, extremely Democratic landlord is ready to start shooting looters. So I’m guessing that popular support for all of this idiocy is probably lower than the blue checkmarks would like to pretend.

    • Drake

      Bring enough gun and ammo, don’t get mobbed or you end up like this.

      • Q Continuum

        I was just about to link that as well.

        That guy’s first problem: he had a sword instead of a rifle.

      • Suthenboy

        And by sword it probably was a sword-shaped piece of metal. A sword is actually sharp, as in shave hair off of your arm sharp. Chopping swords are less effective than stabbing swords.
        Most of what I see that passes for swords are just swords in people’s imagination. It is more about how they look than how they function.

      • Cy

        It was a gladius.

        I went to find the video but the tech companies have taken most of them down because it ‘violates their terms of service.’

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think that’s just about tipped my decision above.

      • peachy rex

        Well, he’s 88 and sold his handgun years ago, so it was rhetorical… But revealing nonetheless, from a guy who loathes Trump and watches MSNBC religiously.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The realization of the white LARPers crying “Oh shit” when they realize they’ve just been party to murder.

    • Chipwooder

      Of course it is. God knows I dislike most Democrat voters, but I’m not willing to believe that most of them approve of wanton thievery, destruction, and assault.

  26. Derpetologist

    today’s language lesson

    Al-Quds is the Arabic name for Jerusalem. The basic meaning of Quds is “holy” . The name was shortened from Beit al-Quds (the house of holiness) and comes from the Hebrew name for Jerusalem, Ir haqaddosh (city of holiness). Qadaas is the word Arab Christians use for a Catholic mass or a church service. The modern Hebrew word kaddish, the prayer for the dead, comes from the same root. The Aramaic word for holy is qaddish.

    Jerusalem probably comes from the Canaanite phrase meaning “city of Shalim”. Shalim was the Canaanite god of dusk. Shalim sounds like the Hebrew word for peace (shalom), so the city’s name became City of Peace.

    In Lebanon, there is a place called Qadisha Valley. Christians hid in the cliffs and caves during the Roman persecutions. Later, it became popular with monks and hermits seeking solitude. It’s a beautiful place:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHpkJvnFBzQ

  27. Rothbardsbitch

    https://streamable.com/ibwexe?fbclid=IwAR0EO3YbM9_7VS4lGHuNDl5ByLhPIfyGD-BDN7gKE_pW2bwz9t6yuUSTdB4

    Disgusting. Makes me so mad. I am so sick and tired of the media treating these people like they are children. Oh sure Sally is burning someone’s business down but really we have to understand where she is coming from she is a good girl with good intentions. Even Fox is doing this. These people don’t give a fuck about Floyd they are just animals.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’d be within his rights to put bullets in all of them.

      • Q Continuum

        The Minneapolis DA would like a word…

      • Suthenboy

        Well then he can take a bullet too.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you try to prosecute me for defending my wife and my property, I’m going to take it personally.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Hey RB! Haven’t seen you in a while. Glad to see that you’ve recovered from the pneumonia!

      • Rothbardsbitch

        Thank you! I’ve been busy. Putting all my classes online was a lot of work. I hope my college renews my contract for the Fall semester still waiting.

        How are you?

    • Q Continuum

      It’s a helluva thing to know that if you defend yourself, you’ll be the one charged and the poor, sad, little misguided souls that just want justice will be treated with kid gloves.

    • Rhywun

      My lovely hometown. The mayor was talking tough but we’ll see.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      Will this shit convince convince more people that we’re on our own and need to arm ourselves? Maybe for 2 minutes I’m guessing.

  28. Mojeaux

    I happen to be reading a bit of self-indulgent nonsense (exquisitely written, though!) by a much-older-than-I woman that I am going to keep around to remind me not to get like that in my old age. She’s not an enemy, but reading it is along the lines of “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” Or, “What not to do.”

    • Ayn Random Variation

      LIke when I’m in a bar and see an old drunk guy screaming at the clouds, and I think will that be me in 20 years?

  29. Ayn Random Variation

    Shout out to the Philly rioters: They were smart enough to loot the nice neighborhood I live in rather than theirs.
    After the main drags got looted, they went up and down the side streets carrying bags and filling them up.
    The Asian owned deli downstairs didn’t bat an eye – they put up some wood to replace the broken windows and opened right up thismmorning. Most everything else around here is shut down.
    Tons of volunteers out cleaning up. Businesses putting in new windows already this afternoon.
    There’s supposed to be another spontaneous protest today. Let’s see what happens tonight..

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I saw the Inquirer pictures. What a fucking disaster. People were wearing backpacks to put their loot in.

    • Gender Traitor

      Any damage to or theft of your property?

      • Ayn Random Variation

        I’m in an apartment building with security so I am fine. They seem to have locked down this part of town. No street traffic and 6PM curfew, tons of cops. So I guess from what I see on TV all of the cops are in the nice area by me and everyone else is on their own.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      Oops that was only yesterday I guess. Today they’re in the hood. I don’t know this area that great yet but looks like West philly on Fox News