¡Miercoles! ¡Enlaces mexicanos por la tarde!

by | May 6, 2020 | Daily Links | 322 comments

Brett is out attempting to overthrow a foreign government impeding his business….or a bender.  One or the other.  Now for a few links!

Mask wearing as a symbol of personal expression.  Scroll down to the guy in Venezuela and see if you can contain your laughter.

Speaking of Venezuela, the big news is Don Brett’s coup failed, according to Maduro Televisión.

As Bastiat liked to say…its the unseen.

That sounds unsanitary.

Stupid people have a tendency to look up stupid things in Google, news at 11.

Meddling” is not the word I use to describe picking a political appointee to a federal position…but I don’t know how that works in Brazil.

Not Mexican related, but if you haven’t seen this one yet, the guy in Michigan shouting at cops speaks out.  Which I will admit makes me rethink my biases on these guys.

 

So for tunes…this one makes me want to drive nails.

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322 Comments

  1. Donation Not Taxation

    Covid 19 are small.

    • Donation Not Taxation

      ‘Sheriffs in East County, San Diego have launched a criminal probe, investigating an incident in which a man was photographed wearing an improvised Ku Klux Klan hood at the Vons grocery store’

    • tarran

      I have to hand it to Cruise. He consistently makes shitty movies but somehow also consistently makes bank.

      He should team up with Michael Bay.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        Any chance you can arrange it (for a cut, of course)?

      • Count Potato

        He hasn’t already?

      • CPRM

        Nope.

    • bacon-magic

      Xenu approves.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

  2. leon

    The protests have been criticized. Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Friday called the protests, which featured some people holding rifles, “disturbing,” and now the state is considering a ban on guns inside of the Capitol. Dr. Deborah Birx, the coordinator for White House coronavirus response, called the protests “devastatingly worrisome” in a Fox News Sunday interview.

    Protestors being criticized by the state? I thought that was all the rage? Fighting against the Man.

    • The Other Kevin

      Fear not, fighting against the Man (R) is still in fashion.

    • Donation Not Taxation

      Does Gretchen Whitmer self-identify as the Man, a man, whatever…

    • Tonio

      Dr. Deborah Birx, the coordinator for White House coronavirus response, called the protests “devastatingly worrisome”

      Sorry Deb, explain to us all again how those protests interfere with people choosing to wear masks, self-isolate, get tested, obtain treatment, wash their hands or anything which might possibly fall anywhere within your purview broadly defined.

    • Rhywun

      Nooses, man. Nooses!

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Fock You Corona!

    • leon

      What the hell did Cuomo do with a Pangolin and some Flour?

      • Donation Not Taxation

        2019 Leon gets to find out no later than January 1, 2021

      • Tonio

        [updates grocery list]

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Cash, who said he was not armed at the protest, said he was yelling between the two Michigan State Police troopers in the photo, not at them. But the photo was criticized online. “These are the same people who tell you to ‘respect the police,’ ” one Twitter user posted. Another wrote: “Would officers show this much restraint if black men were yelling in their faces?”

    It looks to me as if he is looking between and beyond the two guys in the photo.

    Not that it matters.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      The article says he was yelling at another cop that assaulted a woman at the capitol the previous day, and links a video of the incident.

    • Tonio

      These are the same people who tell you to ‘respect the police..

      Citation needed. Generalization suspected. Butt-hurt detected.

    • R C Dean

      “Would officers show this much restraint if black men were yelling in their faces?”

      Oh, fuck off.

    • Naptown Bill

      Of course it does. But, shocker, the corporate media spins it as racist white gun maniac yelling at Officer Friendly. And the usual suspects chime in with “racist!” and the rest.

      Hey, remember when Justin Amash disavowed this guy and his fellow protesters because they’re threatening violence? I guess he was right, because it sounds like this guy was threatening the cop he saw beat up a woman the previous day with physical resistance if he tried it with him. What a racist asshole.

    • mrfamous

      Yeah, with the panned out photo, it does look very much like he’s in between the two cops in the photo.

  5. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Nursing home from hell where one third of the vet residents died had such depleted supplies that staffers split morphine drips between patients and relatives had to drive to facility to find out if their loved ones were still alive

    Supplies at a veterans nursing home that lost one-third of its residents to COVID-19 were so depleted that staff was told to share intravenous morphine drips between the dying.

    In at least one case as soon as a veteran died, his IV drip was unhooked and the half-full bag transferred to another resident.

    And even after the first veteran at the Holyoke Soldiers Home in Massachusetts had tested positive, the management took away all protective masks from residents’ rooms to preserve them.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8292833/Supplies-Massachusetts-veterans-nursing-low-staffers-split-morphine-drips.html

    I have no idea how true this story is, but it’s still sad.

    • The Other Kevin

      The details may or may not be true, but in Indiana 1/3 of the deaths were in nursing homes, and that rate is higher in some other states. Despite the fact that very early on, they knew nursing homes would be particularly vulnerable.

      • Ted S.

        Today’s newspaper headline in my county said 21 of the county’s 44 deaths have been in nursing homes.

      • DEG

        Today’s NH update

        19 deaths reported today. Peak deaths were predicted to be in late April and be 11 deaths in a day. I think this is the only time NH has had more than 11 deaths reported in a day.

        All 19 were in long-term care facilities.

        111 deaths total. 24 were not in long-term care facilities, which means 87 (roughly 78%) were.

        Based on data compiled by the Kaiser Family Foundation, that rate would mean that New Hampshire has the highest proportion of COVID-19 deaths in long-term care facilities in the country.

        Shibinette said that compared to other states, New Hampshire has not had as big of a problem with community-based transmission, while long-term care facilities continue to experience outbreaks.

        But… we have to comply with “Stay At Home 2.0”. Fuck Sununu.

      • Drake

        Almost makes you think they should quarantine the nursing homes.

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s what bothers me most. Instead of blanket proclamations and shutting down the entire economy, they could have focused all that effort and money on the most vulnerable and probably cut deaths in half. They could have done this months ago. Hell, they could still do it now and it would still make a huge difference.

      • Tonio

        Also remember that there is often jiggery-pokery with the numbers. Here in Virginia some nursing homes are “slow” (weeks late) in reporting Wuhan virus deaths to the Dept of Health, and when they finally get around to it VDH posts all the numbers are posted as if all the deaths occurred the day they were reported, not the day they actually occurred.

      • Drake

        Hey – if you are getting bonuses for Covid deaths, just report every dead geezer as a victim.

        I bet we’ll eventually get stories about some of these homes with lots of dead from the virus fudged their numbers for corona bucks.

      • grrizzly

        60% of deaths in Mass. happened in long-term care facilities. I’ve been following it for the the last two weeks. The number keeps creeping from 58% to 59% and today it reached 60%.

      • Drake

        My Mom was freaked out the that nursing home where my grandparents, uncle, and father died had a covid croaker. She was shocked that I wasn’t upset. That’s the place where people go to die and soon. What they die of is fairly irrelevant. And, my Dad would agree, the sooner the better.

      • Fourscore

        The nursing home is not the gym, no one there is training for a triathlon. Today or tomorrow, what’s the difference. My guess if a patient is getting morphine he/she would prefer sooner rather than later.

      • Tundra

        80% here. Absolutely disgusting.

      • Incentives Matter

        79% Canada-wide.

        But “we didn’t have enough information weeks ago to know who the truly vulnerable were.”  :-/

      • juris imprudent

        Really? I guess Italian doesn’t translate to Canucki.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Fear not, fighting against the Man (R) is still in fashion.

    Never give up the fight against the Orange Man.

  7. DEG

    Peru has the second highest number of cases in South America after Brazil, despite a tough lockdown aimed at halting the spread of the coronavirus.

    This is why we can never end the lockdown. So what if Peru isn’t even part of the United States and it is far away?

    Cash said he wasn’t yelling at the state troopers seen in the photo – “I didn’t scream in anybody’s face” – but at an officer positioned behind them who he said he saw assault a woman the day before.

    Early news reports wrong. News at…. umm….

    • R C Dean

      Peru has the second highest number of cases in South America after Brazil, despite a tough lockdown aimed at halting the spread of the coronavirus.

      just ignore all those datapoints showing lockdowns don’t do shit.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Brett is out attempting to overthrow a foreign government impeding his business….

    The threat comes from within.

  9. Count Potato

    “REVEALED: 66% of New York state coronavirus hospitalizations are people staying at HOME and NOT essential workers – which begs question: Does lockdown even work?

    The majority of people who are still being hospitalized with the coronavirus across the state of New York are staying at home and are not essential workers, new data has revealed, prompting the questions of whether or not lockdown even works or for how much longer it will be necessary.

    In a study of some 1,000 new patients admitted to New York hospitals over the last week, 66 percent were staying at home and 18 percent had come from nursing homes, meaning they either became infected by going out to get groceries or other essential items, or from seeing people outside of work.

    Gov. Cuomo said they were clearly becoming infected as a result of personal behavior, something that can’t be controlled by his lock-down.

    There are now 19,877 deaths in New York state and more than 321,000 cases of the virus. Across America, there have been more than 1million cases and 72,000 deaths. Recent data shows that while New York’s numbers are decreasing, the rest of America’s are on the rise.

    More than 80 percent of the new New York hospitalizations had not taken any public transport since the stay-at-home order began in March and that number rose to 90 percent in New York City, but only 55 percent of study respondents answered the question on transport.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8293417/66-New-York-coronavirus-hospitalizations-people-staying-HOME.html

    • Drake

      Now he has to lockdown harder and longer.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Of course. Viruses can’t melt steel (used to weld people into their homes).

    • CPRM

      that number rose to 90 percent in New York City, but only 55 percent of study respondents answered the question on transport.”

      So 90% of 55% said they didn’t take public transport. Some good Sciencing there.

      • Chipwooder

        heh….remind me of The Naked Gun

        Ed: Doctors say Norberg has a 50-50 chance to live. Course, there’s only a ten percent chance of that.

      • Tres Cool

        I had an employee that always used to cite the “50-50-90 Rule”

        “If you have a 50% of getting something right, 90% of the time you’ll be wrong.”

      • Trolleric the Goth

        like USB ports, only ever get ’em on the third try

    • Tonio

      Is it possible that the health benefits of increased activity, ie even going to a sedentary office job, outweigh the overall risks of people staying home?

    • R C Dean

      which begs question: Does lockdown even work?

      No it doesn’t. It presents data that lockdowns don’t work.

      Begging the question is what happens when you assume your conclusions.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Random number generator generates number

    An influential coronavirus model often cited by the White House is now forecasting that 134,000 people will die of Covid-19 in the United States, nearly double its previous prediction.
    The model, from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington, had predicted 72,433 deaths as of Monday morning.

    ——-

    The sharp increases in the two models are tied to relaxed social distancing and increased mobility in the US. States across the country — including Florida, Colorado, Indiana, Nebraska and South Carolina — have eased restrictions in an attempt to revive a sputtering economy and calm restless residents.

    We’ll beat death, if we just listen to the experts!

    • The Other Kevin

      …Indiana…

      Oh shit. Been nice knowing you, Glibs.

    • R C Dean

      See, this is begging the question.

      The models have always assumed social distancing and lockdowns, and assumed that they would reduce the rate of infection, hospitalization, and death.

      So when lockdowns are lifted, they assume that will increase the rate, etc.

      All they lack is data that lockdowns have the assumed effect. That’s all.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Random number generator generates number

      I’ll let someone else post the link about the Ferguson model, but that is exactly right. And even worse, the RNG doesn’t generate the same output from a particular seed!

  11. Winston

    Mask wearing as a symbol of personal expression.

    I didn’t know Elizabeth Nolan Brown is a luchador.

    • Shirley Knott

      Really? I thought it was obvious. Her and Shrieka as a wrestling duo.

      • Tres Cool

        + Nacho Tuna

  12. Winston

    You Know who else engaged in a lockdown in Peru?

    • Tres Cool

      Safe manufacturers ?

    • Bill Door

      Yzma?

    • Suthenboy

      The Shining Path?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Canal Lock & Safe over in Wabash?

      • Tres Cool

        What you did there was seen.

    • The Other Kevin

      Great. They can do us all a favor and start building that wall now.

    • Mad Scientist

      My favorite pub in town announced two days ago that they’re closing permanently. If the Guv keeps this up, there will be many others.

      • Winston

        Lots more people will need welfare checks. Win Win.

      • Q Continuum

        After all the net tax producers leave, they’ll need a bigger Federal bailout. Win Win Win.

    • Ted S.

      The same people who claim we need to dose people with the viral load in a vaccine also say that the viral load from actually getting the disease won’t confer any protection.

    • prolefeed

      While not much into blondes, 36 was appropriately bootylicious.

      • Tundra

        While not much into blondes,

        Crazy talk. 9 wins.

  13. Drake

    Bill Whittle talks about the moving goalposts. Good analogy – we hired a contractor without ever negotiating the price or delivery date.

  14. egould310

    Well I’m just about due, I’m just about due, about due
    For a breakdown
    I’m just about due, I’m just about due, about due
    For a breakdown
    I can’t take this for much longer
    The pain keeps growing stronger
    I don’t know who I am anymore
    So don’t ask me what I’m thinking
    ‘Cause I’m just about due
    And don’t ask me how I’m feeling
    Because I’m just about due

    https://youtu.be/srwqjOBKCsQ

  15. Count Potato

    “Closest Match: Libertarianism
    Libertarians are generally culturally left, but fiscally conservative, and wants a much smaller state/government.”

    https://rightvaluestest.github.io/index.html

    • Winston

      generally culturally left

      So soda bans, fat bans and sugar bans? And support shutdowns?

    • kinnath

      #metoo

    • Q Continuum

      I’m a Classical Liberal.

      *lights Winston signal*

      • Winston

        Public schools and drowning Catholic priests?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Me too.

        Next closest matches
        Libertarianism: 99.5%
        Paleolibertarianism: 99.2%
        Neo-Liberalism: 95.9%
        Theocratic Monarchy: 95.6%
        Anarcho-Capitalism: 95.6%

        Some of the statements I agreed/disagreed with but not for obvious reasons. Like “Churches should be taxed”.

      • Winston

        Interesting how “Theocratic Monarchy” matches up with those others.

    • Count Potato

      “Closest Match: Market Anarchism
      Market Anarchism is a form of anarchism that mixes anarchist goals such as the abolition of hierarchy, the state and capitalism with heightened individualism and a moderate reformist approach. This should not be confused with Anarcho-Capitalism.”

      https://leftvalues.github.io/index.html

      • Q Continuum

        I couldn’t do this one. The questions are just awful.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So fucking stupid…

        Only a poli sci major could come up with that drivel.

    • bacon-magic

      Classical Liberalism was my closest match.

    • SDF-7

      Huh… Classical Liberalism?

      Some of the questions were weird/needed a “But I mean…” section. Like “I would rather have a constitutional monarchy than a traditional monarchy” (Missing: No flipping monarchy at all… hence “Neutral”.. unless you go with Twain’s Cat Monarchy which would probably work). Or “I’d rather have an Authoritarian Government than Anarchy”.. way to miss the middle ground that’s only like 90% bigger folks…

      • SDF-7

        The hell?!? Classical Liberalism — but the “closest match” is Neo-Con? Ok… I’ll admit to believing the US Constitution is a good model of governance (be nice if we tried it some century) — but I sure as hell don’t want to go making the world safe for democracy or nation building or any of that crap. That’s like saying the nice lady down the street who leads a good Christian life is closest to a Crusader…

      • Jarflax

        The definitions and questions are not well formulated. On my results I scored Classical liberal at top, with neocon in 3rd and ancap in 4th. There is not 90% overlap between those 3 philosophies, and aparrently my choosing neutral on most of the war/peace categories (because those decisions are always fact specific and cannot be made without the context) was enough to make me 93% neocon?

    • AlmightyJB

      58 questions? I don’t need all that to tell me that I want to be left alone, and I’m more than happy to return the courtesy.

      • SDF-7

        The only winning move is not to play?

    • R C Dean

      As usual, a lot of very questionable, err, questions.

      I noped out before the end.

    • mikey

      These sorts of tests are always terrible. this one is all the others turned up to 11.
      Or maybe I/we am/are just too wierd. I’m OK with that.

    • Tres Cool

      Damn it…..

      Closest Match: Libertarianism

    • Florida Man

      Closest Match: Neo-Liberalism
      Neo-Liberalism is a free-market oriented reform ideology, which is usually culturally left-leaning. Reducing state influence is also a big part of the ideology.

    • Naptown Bill

      Ugh, I can’t. I got 20 questions in before I had too many “Well, it depends…” or “I mean, how do you define X” to proceed.

    • Grumbletarian

      Closest Match: Libertarianism

      Well okay then…

    • Mojeaux

      The hell does “we need to change the culture” mean?

      • Incentives Matter

        Nothing. That’s the beauty of it.

      • The Hyperbole

        Too many people like thing that I don’t?

  16. Winston

    https://www.libertarianism.org/podcasts/free-thoughts/nationalism-problem

    that one of the more interesting changes that’s happened not just in the US, but globally over the last hundred plus years is increasing urbanization, that people are leaving the countryside for the cities. And that trend is moving quickly and does not seem to be slowing down anytime soon. And then, it feels like one way to look at the nationalism, particularly in its like, set aside kind of Bernie Sanders style leftist, progressivism and look more at the like, openness to cosmopolitanism, compared to cosmopolitanism is that cities tend to be cosmopolitan and that people who live in cities tend to be comfortable with immigrants, much more open to new experiences.

    But if that’s the realignment, it feels like just based on ongoing demographic trends, the cosmopolitans kind of win out, and the message that libertarians have of openness and dynamism is one that’s certainly much more appealing to them than it is to nationalists. So maybe that’s how we can fit in and we can we can kind of find more of a home at least closer to the cosmopolitans and just help them to check their worst economic urges.

    Sure Jan. The leftist urbanites are known for their fondness of libertarian economics. And their social urges are pretty shit too.

    Also these urban politicians’ desire to shut down City Life due to the Coronavirus is the exact opposite of “openness” and “dynamism”.

    • R C Dean

      the cosmopolitans kind of win out, and the message that libertarians have of openness and dynamism is one that’s certainly much more appealing to them than it is to nationalists

      She’s obviously never met either a “cosmopolitan” or a libertarian. Since this is her cover story for Reason, I’m guessing she’s never met a libertarian.

      Keep fucking that chicken, Reason!

      • Winston

        Actually Slade didn’t say that stuff. That is one of the CATO guys. The other CATO guy points out that urban life also seems to bring about hyper-collectivism and uses AOC as an example.

        That said the assumption that “cosmopolitans” all think the same things and will agree with me on everything is an old one that many classical liberals (except for the agrarians) thought as did many libertarians such as Rothbard back in the 1960s.

    • Suthenboy

      When I see someone whine about nationalism what immediately pops in my head is “Oh brother, here we go again with open borders arguments”

    • Heroic Mulatto

      I meant to mention this before. As of this week, there have been lockdown protests in NYC, LA, Boston, and Chicago.

      I think you owe our great American urban centers an apology.

      • Winston

        That’s why I mentioned “urban politicians” by the way.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Just busting balls.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Funny you picked that out and not this:

      08:52 Trevor Burrus: How is this tied to conservatism in a more general sort of philosophical sense? Because the thing that strikes me as fascinating about this movement is historically speaking, or for a few decades, at least, many libertarians have felt closer to conservatives or republicans ideologically. But there’s always been an idea that conservatism is very different from libertarianism and its own type of collectivism. And you say, you kind of see some of this, I call like national greatness conservatism, where some of these people maybe not Rich Lowry so much, but some of the people that we’ve been kind of referring to obliquely, are really into policies. First of all, they hate libertarians. They also think libertarianism…

      09:34 Stephanie Slade: Explicitly.

      09:35 Trevor Burrus: Yes. And they also think that the world is libertarian, or something like that. But that they’re really drawing a line between… Any old lines that might have existed between libertarians and conservatives and saying, “No, we’re a different type of collectivists.”

      I’ve been saying this since 2017 at least.

      • Q Continuum

        Collectivists hate libertarians because they stand in opposition to their core values. There are conservative collectivists just as there are progressive collectivists.

        Really I think it just boils down to: do you believe in liberty and self-determination or not?

      • commodious spittoon

        Of course they believe in liberty and self-determination. They also believe that those things have consequences. So you’re free to speak your mind on a subject, but you must be prepared to deal with the fallout if you say the wrong things. Hate speech isn’t free speech. You must respect the liberty and autonomy of others. How can someone be free if they’re not free from hate speech? So of course you’re free to be a transphobic, homophobic, misogynistic, racist bigot, but don’t be surprised when you’re put in jail for it.

      • Q Continuum

        Hello Mr. Spittoon, I’m from the Washington Post and I’d like to offer you a job.

      • Hyperion

        If you really want to see how much both progs and conservatives truly hate libertarians, then go post on a popular blog, and in posts, support both the 2nd amendment and legalizing weed.

        I did this at The Hill for a little while and tired of it.

        It’s like this:

        If you love the 2nd amendment, YOU MUST HATE DOPE SMOKING HIPPIES.

        If you love being able to decide what you can put into your own body, YOU MUST HATE GUN NUT EXTREMISTS!

        Or something like that.

        But it gave me a clear picture of just how much libertarians are hated by both sides. They bought a package, how dare anyone want that extremist a la carte stuff.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They hate libertines and they conflate the terms “moral” and “legal”.

        It’s just more “shit I don’t like”.

        That said, conservatives, while repressive, tend not to create quite as much economic damage.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        That said, conservatives, while repressive, tend not to create quite as much economic damage.

        I don’t think that’s true anymore. I, for one, don’t look forward to 1000 bucks just for an entry-level Speed Queen top-loading washing machine just because it’s made in ‘Murka. And that’s now…wait until chip and board foundries are ‘re-domiciled’. Washing clothes by hand will once again become a common middle-class activity.

      • Winston

        I don’t know HM the GOP might be returning to their protectionist. mercantilist, Hamiltonian and Lincolnian roots back when they were sensible and moderate and not crazy libertarians like Trump.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Somebody has to sate the Rust Belt unions…

        It would be preferable to have a global economy where no one country had a monopoly on critical sources of supply. China was quite successful in monopolizing the electronics industry, but it won’t last forever. I expect that some production will move back to the States and some will go to other places, like Vietnam

      • SDF-7

        Hopefully more clearly than that word salad. I have no idea what they’re trying to say.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Hopefully more clearly than that word salad. I have no idea what they’re trying to say.

        What they’re saying is that the nu-GOP, post-2016, after shanking the neo-cons in the back (deservedly) turned their sights on the libertarians. It’s shocking to see the outright hate people like Tucker Carlson et al. have for libertarians in that our insistence on fiscal responsibility and protection of individual rights is seen as an obstacle to their “national greatness” fever dreams.

        In the interview, they bring up one of Carlson’s Two-Minutes Hate against libertarians in that we don’t agree that Elizabeth Warren’s “economic patriotism sounds like Trump at his best”.

        We may not have any friends on the left, but the “right” has become increasingly hostile now that the NatPop hordes have crawled into the Big Tent.

      • Winston

        And the coronavirus and the ensuing shutdowns have shown the NatPops that “globalism” is a clearly a bullshit lie then I can expect things to get worse.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        the coronavirus and the ensuing shutdowns

        I would blame this more on unthinking nationalism, but that argument is worth an entire blog post. Just consider that the only time a disease was eradicated in the entirety of human history, smallpox, was a result of both the US and USSR cooperating under the auspices of post-WW 2 internationalism.

      • Winston

        unthinking nationalism

        I thought that only Trump, Orban and co. engaged in such behavior?

        both the US and USSR cooperating under the auspices of post-WW 2 internationalism.

        You know who else wanted US and USSR cooperation after WWII?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I thought that only Trump, Orban and co. engaged in such behavior?

        Well, it turns out that Xi the Pooh also is a nationalist.

        Just what do you think “with Chinese characteristics” meant?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I thought it meant flat asses and a lack of driving skills.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Hey now…don’t make me reach into my special folder on the cloud for exceptions that prove the rule!

      • Winston

        Well, it turns out that Xi the Pooh also is a nationalist.

        *Insert usual Winston spiel about China*

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh please no HM, whatever you do don’t throw me into that briar patch do that!

      • Tundra

        We may not have any friends on the left, but the “right” has become increasingly hostile now that the NatPop hordes have crawled into the Big Tent.

        Fixed it.

      • Q Continuum

        What fucking planet does Carlson live on believing that libertarians own the GOP?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Given that Carlson is very much an economic nationalist, I can see where he would think that.

      • Winston

        Same planet his leftist enemies live on?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        We’re all living on Tuckerworld now.

        I hope you weren’t counting on liquor stores being a thing.

      • Winston

        Is he a dry?

      • Gustave Lytton

        At least we no longer all have to wear bow ties.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        @Winston

        Yes, notorious teetotaler.

        As Rhywun has dutifully reported, he has gone on rants during Corona-time over the fact that liquor stores are considered “essential businesses” and allowed to remain open.

      • Winston

        Eh I’ve been pointing out that there has always been a “Republicans/Conservatives suck because they are too individualistic and libertarian” element of the right for a while too. And a lot of the moaning about the dead defeated Sensible Republicans before the age of Nixon/Reagan/Bush I/II/Trump is full of that stuff too by the way.

      • Winston

        And whenever people at Reason moaned that the GOP needs to be more “sensible” and “electable” I always pointed out what makes you so certain that a “sensible, electable” GOP won’t be even less libertarian than they correctly are right now?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Well, we see that an electable GOP isn’t a sensible GOP.

  17. AlmightyJB

    I wish I was at a bar so I could play that song on the jukebox and pound down a cold one.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “We don’t have any money…”

      But I have some checks left!

    • Suthenboy

      Does anyone know where Obama got the money to buy his 11M dollar mansion?

      • Hyperion

        Dude, he was elected Kang! Once you Kang, you always Kang, then you be rich! Duh!

      • SDF-7

        Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

      • pan fried wylie

        +1 panel truck full of Newports

        #I’mRichBiatchHONKHONK

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Netflix

      • grrizzly

        Net Neutrality.

      • Spudalicious

        Book advances and a production contract from Netflix.

      • The Hyperbole

        Hard work and determination.

    • Hyperion

      Rand wants people to die? Who knew?

    • Suthenboy

      More pols should read Glibs. How many times have we been warning that the ‘too much to lose’ principle is about to go bye-bye?

      • Ted S.

        Maybe drugs will fall out of their asses then?

      • Tres Cool

        No love for ‘too big to fail’ ?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good on the gov, they need to spring that broad.

    • The Other Kevin

      Hey, if it saves just one life…

    • SDF-7

      Well, it isn’t like folks have been saying for months now that such things are a cost of the lockdowns…. oh wait….

    • Pope Jimbo

      My dad was telling me about a buddy of his that narrowly escaped that. He thought he was having really bad indigestion that was causing chest pains. It made him move up his scheduled annual exam with the doc by a couple weeks. Turns out he had major artery blockage on his heart and they rushed him in to surgery to fix it. A few days later the lockdown hit.

      So if he been a lazy whiner who figured he might as well move his appointment up, there was a good chance he would have croaked.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Predictable outcomes are not not intended. GFYS.

    • B.P.

      More coronavirus-related deaths.

  18. Random Drunken Asshole

    Napa restaurant reopens, literal Karen threatens restraining order.

    • Random Drunken Asshole

      Somehow I forgot the link.

  19. Hyperion

    My wife wanted pizza. That’s odd, she never wants pizza. I’m sure she’s not preggy. Anyway, there’s a place not far from here that is pretty famous locally for their pizza. I’ve never tried it before, we don’t usually do pizza. $34 for a pizza with delivery. Last night, $86 worth of beer delivery.

    This stay at home shit is getting expensive. Maybe I should stop giving such generous delivery tips, but to be honest, I feel bad for people relegated to delivery work because that’s all they can probably get right now. I should go back to beating my orphans so I’ll feel better.

    • Mad Scientist

      Make the orphans beat each other for you. They’ll beat each other harder than you’ll ever beat them, for fear of disappointing you with weak beatings.

      • Sean

        I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Too much work. It is a lot harder to organize mass beatings than you think. If you don’t do a ton of planning and preparation, everything goes wrong and it ends up as a colossal circle jerk.

      • Fourscore

        Welcome to the Honey Harvest.

  20. Pope Jimbo

    So one of the answers to the stupid questions is that wearing sombreros is racist. Does that mean that anyone dressing up in those German shorts with suspenders for Octoberfest is also a racist?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m not sure anyone else wants me to wear a dirndl, but ok….

      • Tres Cool

        I bet Hayek has one…..

        +St Pauli

      • Drake

        Why do your links take me to my router settings?

      • Q Continuum

        So I can track you easier?

      • SDF-7

        Your router is bogarting the dirndl girls for itself?

      • Count Potato

        I get the same thing sometimes. I believe it’s due to cloudflare DNS.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Got any racist photos of non-French gals wearing berets? Asking for a friend….

      • Pope Jimbo

        After reviewing those pics with Zapruder-level intensity, I think you are correct that those are a couple racist gals appropriating French culture.

        Real Frenchie gals would have had arm pit hair sticking out.

      • Q Continuum

        I’ll have them sent to your house for reeducation and punishment.

      • Incentives Matter

        Real Frenchie gals would have had arm pit hair sticking out.

        Not the ones in my extended family. That’s strictly for those Parisian whores.

      • SandMan

        Close enough,.

      • Homple

        Where you might find those ladies.

        “Zum Landkreis Sigmaringen gehört dasAutokennzeichen SIG. Der zwischen Biberach und Tuttlingen an den Bundesstraßen B32, B313 und B483 gelegene Kreis im Süden von Baden-Württemberg ist ein beliebtes Ausflugziel bei Naturliebhabern. Er trägt sein Hauptkennzeichen SIG seit 1956.”

      • Enough About Palin

        That’s a tasty looking pretzel!

    • Gustave Lytton

      #FreetheFritoBandito

    • leon

      Germans aren’t a race you Nazi!

  21. SDF-7

    Is it just me or does the front page pic just say “You expected me to be the girl with her shirt off and paint, didn’t you?”

  22. R C Dean

    Well, gents (because I know TANLW), my annual fishing trip starts tomorrow, so I will be AWOL for a week. Same place as ever. Meeting Pater Dean and some his cronies as per usual.

    The main lodge (bar, restaurant, and tackle shop) will be closed. We’ll see how long it takes for that rule to become more of a guideline once Pater Dean et al are on site, especially if we need to restock on flies.

    Bring yer own booze, and room service meals, is how they work around the idiot New Mexico governor’s illegal power grab. Word is, the fishing is good. Weather looks OK, good chance of rain (which turns some sketchy roads, well, really sketchy).

    • Tundra

      Awesome! Safe travels and tight lines!

    • kinnath

      Have a good week.

    • KSuellington

      Nice! Love me some fly fishing, but I only get a couple times a year now. Looks killer. Enjoy!

    • dontreadonme

      That is NOT a fishing trip. It’s a resort with ‘water features’. Have fun. I bet they don’t even have mosquitos.

  23. Count Potato

    Imagine being this guy

    “If we had a Democrat with balls when we take over, they’d cut off funding to red states & make them beg for their handout. Almost all of them are welfare queens who live off the blue states. Republican run states are on average miserable failures who take more from federal govt.”

    https://twitter.com/cenkuygur/status/1257773851355701248

    • Hyperion

      I don’t think this turns out quite the way he imagines. But we’ll see.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As long as they stop draining us for taxes and whatnot I’m fine with that but I don’t think that’s what he has in mind.

      • Tundra

        Actually that’s a good idea. Let’s disband the FedGov and make those awful redstates try to survive!

    • Heroic Mulatto

      I hear there are a lot of Armenians in the red states.

      • grrizzly

        I’ve only seen Armenians in the blue states: they will stay with Cenk.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Hmmm…perhaps he should rethink this plan.

        Or maybe he can transport them to Republican majority states using railroads. Yes! That’s the ticket!

      • Q Continuum

        Areas in which he could concentrate them would be the best course of action.

    • Naptown Bill

      Poor Chunk. He’s still trying to claw his way back into the graces of the Progressive movement after he got outed for badthink from his early days in the blogosphere.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Or we could have more federalism rather then trying to centralize everything in DC. It never ceases to amaze me how so many progs simultaneously complain that red states get more federal dollars than blue states (a debatable point) and want to centralize government power at the federal level.

    • Enough About Palin

      When they do the whole red states are welfare whores, do the ever factor in the federal gas tax?

  24. Suthenboy

    Gah! That Values test is awful. So many assumptions and fuzzy labels it is impossible to answer any of them in a meaningful way.

    • Hyperion

      It’s going to be epic lulz when the goat and pawpaw tests turn out to be more accurate than our own ‘experts’. I’d say there’s about a 50/50 chance that actually happens.

    • Count Potato

      *raises hand*

      What was he doing with that goat?

      • Q Continuum

        He was trying to test for some… other disease just to make sure it was safe.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    Other than a cop brutalizing an inmate, then being protected by the Chief of Police and City Attorney from any consequences, why would this guy think he has any right to sue the city?

    Barrows was charged with assault and was later found not guilty, but 5 INVESTIGATES learned last year that that criminal investigation was marred by the city’s former police chief, Gene Hill, who tampered with witnesses, lied in court and inappropriately released evidence.

    The latest domino to fall in the case was City Attorney Clark Joslin, who resigned shortly after the 5 INVESTIGATES’ story aired.

    Joslin was the one who recommended keeping the police chief on the job even after he interfered in the criminal investigation.

    • Hyperion

      It’s breast milk isn’t it?

    • Count Potato

      Woops! Sorry, paywalled.

    • Q Continuum

      Dolly Parton’s Tits was my second favorite bar trivia team name.

      The best was Dakota Fanning’s Fake Bush.

      • Q Continuum

        Dakota Johnson dammit!

        Whatever.

        You get it.

        Fuck off.

      • AlmightyJB

        If you don’t love Dolly Parton, you don’t love America. That’s a fact Jack.

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^This guy gets it.

        In fact; the first indication of my… proclivities was seeing Dolly on TV when I was probably 7 or 8. I was still very much in the “girls are gross!” phase, but her tits were mesmerizing to me. I had no idea why I liked them, but I couldn’t take my eyes off them.

      • dontreadonme

        Saw her as a kid in Wisconsin in the 70’s along with Porter Waggoner. And yeah. Mesmerizing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It better involve large doses of oxytocin and immunoglobulin.

  26. KSuellington

    It looks like my Bastiat homeschool lessons are rubbing off as a few days ago my soon to be five year old was asking about the trip we usually take to Baja each year. I told him it was still up in the air. “The coronavirus again!,” he said exasperated. Then he paused a couple seconds and said, “what about the Mexicans? How are they going to work if people don’t go there?” The fishing village we stay near is indeed heavily dependent on expats and tourists coming to fish. A frigging five year old can figure this out quicker than the idiots running the show here.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Where do you go in Baja? Do you drive or fly? Is it safe?

      • KSuellington

        We usually rent a house somewhere between La Ribeira and Los Barrilles. It’s about an hour north of Cabo airport on the road to La Paz. I’ve been there about ten times and not had the slightest problem. Often see more goats on the beach than people. The pelagic fishing is some of the best in the world, and a lot of it is just a couple miles off the beach. Last year I caught three marlin and three yellowfin tuna in two days on a boat. Also love to surfcast the beaches and have gotten lots of fish that way.

      • Ted S.

        I assume I’ve recommended Jeopardy to you before?

      • KSuellington

        Thanks T! You have and I need to see that. Love my old films and that will be one the list. I couldn’t find it on a Netflix the last time I looked.

      • KSuellington

        Oh and we usually fly to Cabo and rent a car for the drive out there. I’ve also driven down and fished at San Quintin, much closer up in Baja Norte. If you ever are interested in more info lemme know as I really know that whole stretch very well at this point.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Sounds cool. I’ve been to the beach near San Quintin and gone fishing somewhere near there on a 3 day excursion from San Diego. But both of those were decades ago. You always hear horror stories from Mexico, but I figure it is probably bad for business to mess with the Gringos too much.

  27. LJW

    4 Months Ago

    “But in the US, there’s no need to wear surgical masks — or the N95 respirators physicians wear when treating viruses — says infectious disease expert Dr. Charles Chiu.

    There’s no evidence of sustained novel coronavirus transmission in the US like there is in China, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has not recommended Americans wear masks in public.”

    • Q Continuum

      Our “experts” continue to take every opportunity to beclown themselves.

    • LJW

      5 Hours Ago

      “Most Americans have never had to wear a mask for their health before, let alone while they shop for groceries or go for a run.
      So, even as businesses or states increasingly require them, rebellion is natural — to a degree, says Dr. David Aronoff, director of Vanderbilt University Medical Center’s Division of Infectious Diseases and professor of medicine.

      But he urges Americans to think of the mask guidance not as forced conformity, but as a necessary act of solidarity: Wearing a cloth mask could stop seemingly healthy people from infecting others with coronavirus if they’re asymptomatic.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I hate the term “solidarity”.

        I don’t mind the occasional invocation of civic duty or golden rule, but solidarity always involves the mob.

      • Chafed

        Completely agree.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        I think we are all unified in that opinion.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Some find the guidance confusing
        Within three months, masks went from unnecessary for healthy people to recommended for anyone who goes out in public. The conflicting guidance has given Americans a bit of whiplash.

        No shit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That leaves off that the CDC’s guidance for over a decade was to wear a face covering during a flu pandemic. So much that the FDA approved N95 respirators for general public use during such a pandemic. Not one, but two whiplashes.

        Also, what isn’t forbidden, is mandatory.

    • R C Dean

      There’s no evidence of sustained novel coronavirus transmission in the US like there is in China

      In late January, that was true. Of course, that’s answering the wrong question.

      The right question would have been “Is there any reason to believe that the Commie Cough won’t come to the US, and if it will, there won’t be sustained Commie Cough transmission in the US?”

  28. Hyperion

    I’m Voting!

    So, you just confirmed that #MeToo is pure horseshit. Thanks for the confirmation! That didn’t take long.

    • leon

      That seems to be the tact they have been going with. Assure everyone it’s ok to vote for Biden, even if they believe Read

    • Winston

      We to get rid of the Bad God King and replace him with a new God King.

    • Tres Cool

      She seems nice. I bet she’s a blast at parties.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yo! Homey! The house next door to us just went up for sale. Won’t you be my neighbor? ; )

      • Hyperion

        Geez, he’d have to live in Ohio… oh wait, never mind.

      • Rhywun

        I’d trade NYC for Ohio right about now.

      • Hyperion

        Well, I mean…

      • Rhywun

        Well, it’s not possible “right now”.

      • Tres Cool

        + VA loan

    • mrfamous

      “Lie back and think of future Supreme Court nominees”

  29. Suthenboy

    I think we know jack-shit about the commie cooties. I have no confidence in any of their expert explanations including for how it spreads. My confidence in what the media has to say is exponentially lower…as in a negative number.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *inner mathematician perks up*

      That’s not how exponents work!

      • Suthenboy

        Sometimes when you are really tired your brain goes. into a kind of auto-pilot and you just blurt out certain word patterns without thinking.
        I am very tired.

  30. Count Potato

    “•X, the unknown variable ⚔️
    •Æ, my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence)
    •A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent ?
    +
    (A=Archangel, my favorite song)
    (⚔️? metal rat)”

    https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1257836061520101377

    OK?

    • grrizzly

      Well, they are working in NY, they are being paid in NY. Why wouldn’t they pay the NY state income tax? Why should volunteers from Rochester, NY be paid less after taxes?

      • Chafed

        As I understand it, it’s primarily out of state medical workers who came to NY because NYC was overwhelmed. The state didn’t pay them. Their employers did. Samaritan’s Purse is one example.

      • mikey

        Cuomo wants to tax their Florida pay as the work was done in NY.

    • hayeksplosives

      Isn’t this well established by existing tax code? The governor can’t just speak a new tax code into being…can he?

      • Hyperion

        “The governor can’t just speak a new tax code into being…can he?”

        If he can instantly suspend all of your Constitutional rights, why not? Seems like less of a reach to me.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He can certainly request/jawbone the legislature into not taxing that pay as well.

      • Hyperion

        “into not taxing that pay as well”

        bwahahhhaaahhaa! Cuomo is a democrat. Name me one tax, existing or imagined that a democrat does not love?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Of course he won’t. But to just say he couldn’t is transparently a lie.

      • Hyperion

        “But to just say he couldn’t is transparently a lie.”

        Without that skill, do you think he could be governor of NY?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or just about any elective office anywhere, really.

      • creech

        Democrats don’t like poll taxes.

      • Rhywun

        Isn’t this well established by existing tax code?

        Yes. And I doubt NY is the only state that does this, either.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Here’s where NY (and several other states) should be flamed into oblivion.

      https://www.friedmanllp.com/insights/help-what-is-new-yorks-convenience-of-the-employer-rule-all-about

      This BS allows them to tax out of state work because of a bullshit reasoning. Telecommute for a NY employer but live in MT, you owe because it’s only allowed at the convenience of the employer. Never mind that if you couldn’t telecommute, you might not work for that employer. Fuck Cuomo and his fellow rats, past and present, that haven’t repealed it.

  31. Hyperion

    The test:

    Anarcho-Capitalism

    Next:

    Libertarianism – 99%

    There are too many questions there that don’t have enough to do with political ideology or that are not specific to it.

    But, pretty accurate in my case, except I’d switch the first and 2nd.

    • Chafed

      I’m guessing they don’t do any foot chases.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Armor should sit high to protect your thoracic cavity, not your belly.

      • mikey

        They’re fine then/

    • gbob

      When you’re in trouble, and no one else can help, you can call the Whale Team.

    • Winston

      Was he a former governor?

    • Count Potato

      I’m surprised they caught him.

    • Ted S.

      All black people look alike to the guards?

  32. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thestatesman.com/opinion/orwellian-nightmare-1502884805.html/amp

    Societies and nations will need to learn how to traverse the shifting minefields of the post-pandemic world. The unprecedented crisis may force nations to reshape relationship between the state and society. The ‘market is king’ model and the GDPcentric growth have come under a cloud.

    What the world needs is an economy for the many, an economy that suits society, and not society subordinated to the economy. Economic power must rest more equally. The growth fetish, coupled with artificial intelligence, automation and machine learning, has already exerted pressure on the existing social contracts. The global community will, therefore, be required to work for a new social contract.

    The time has also come to move towards ‘Society 5.0’. Rather than focusing mainly on technology, there is need to place the people as main players. When it comes to handling the Coronavirus, neither the liberal world nor the authoritarian system has come unscathed. And yet, some states have performed demonstratively better than others. Taiwan and South Korea have broadly stemmed the tide of the pandemic given their experiences of handling SARS but their well-funded healthcare systems and efficient local governments also deserve credit.

    • Hyperion

      Yeah sure. We want massive new tax funded programs, and we’re going to get those right after we destroy the tax base.

      Some people are so stupid, I have no idea how they remember to breathe.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “People as main players”

      You mean billions of people making independent economic decisions?

      Didn’t think so.

    • Suthenboy

      No matter what the problem is the solution is always the same with these fuckers.

      • Florida Man

        The be fair no many the problem my solution is the same. Get the government out of it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hot tar, feathers, hemp, cold steel, and lead?

  33. hayeksplosives

    Fun times.

    I pulled my free credit report yesterday and was shocked to see a 90 day delinquency and corresponding knock on my credit score.

    Research showed it was a REI MasterCard through US Bank, opened in 2002, went delinquent this February. I didn’t know I was on the account. I was divorced in 2007.

    The unpaid balance was $171. I paid it to make it go away. But, man. Amazing how long something like that can hang around.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Damn. Can you at least get the delinquency off your report given the 2007 divorce decree?

    • Hyperion

      I had a few things come back to bite me after my divorce, ironically, also in 2007.

      One time I looked at my report, it was maybe in 2010 and there was something on there for one of the agencies, I forget which one, for an address I had never lived at and for something I knew nothing about. It took me months to get it off there, it was something my X had bought and not paid for, as is typical for her. I got stuck with 55K in debt that was court ordered we both were liable for. I paid every dime of it, she never paid. It was hurting my credit and I knew she’d never pay, so I paid it. One of the credit cards we had jointly, I talked to them, and explained that I would pay, but she was liable as well. Unfortunately they fold me, that would help my credit, but hers as well, even though I paid all of it.

      So glad to have all that bullshit finally behind me.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s what hitmen are for.

    • Incentives Matter

      I’m surprised it didn’t “age out” after all these years.

      • hayeksplosives

        I think it’s because it only went delinquent in Feb of this year.

      • Incentives Matter

        I’m confused (obviously). How did it manage to stay, er, “non-delinquent” for so long?

    • Florida Man

      Check out credit karma. It’s free and you get updates every 6 days.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      I believe grizz(?) had something to say about that condition.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Did you see the ketchup and fries one from last night that someone linked for your review?

      • grrizzly

        Finally, I’m famous for something.

  34. Hyperion

    WE CAN NEVER OPEN UP AGAIN, NOT NOW ESPECIALLY!

    They’re making it too obvious that they are terrified of states opening up already. Why could that be? I have a clue, it’s not what they’re telling you.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Filipovic has never needed to work for a living. She spouts inanity for money she probably doesn’t need in order to get by. She understands nothing about how things work and presumes to regale is with how things should be in her Utopia. Anything else is a “failed state”, using her words.

      • Hyperion

        What happens when half the population can no longer afford TVs or cable? Will she build a cardboard stadium in her backyard and talk to the hobos?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hubby will have to become a plumber to support her habits.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      You never heard of Neon Epstein Evangelion?

      • Count Potato

        I can’t say that I have.

      • Jarflax

        I take it it is in the loli genre?

  35. Florida Man

    Should I watch the ring or ringu?

      • Florida Man

        I hear they are very different from each other. Both are good?

      • Count Potato

        Yes.

      • The Hyperbole

        It’s been ages but I watched both and while the particulars differences are lost to alcoholic dementia I do remember enjoying both versions. I do think that the american version was more of a straight remake then some western adaptation of films made by moonfaces. It’s kinda like watching the same movie twice, but both are done well.

      • Florida Man

        Thanks fellas!

  36. Mojeaux

    We’ve chatted a bit about nootropics before. Has anybody here played around with NLP or done it seriously?

    • Tejicano

      In a number of ways US Marine boot camp seems to be an extreme type of NLP. Not only does it change the recruits’ physical surroundings and experience but they are taught to express everything in the third person with specific words and phrases being used in ways that would be novel to the recruit.