My Trip to the Safest Place in New Hampshire

by | May 7, 2020 | First Amendment, Guns, Liberty | 281 comments

I attended the Rally to Reopen NH on May 2nd, 2020. grrizzly planned to join me.  I arrived later than I wanted to. grrizzly and I planned to meet at the rally by noon. He was already there when I arrived. Being a Saturday, the State House was closed and empty.

A quick summary of my impressions:  The only law enforcement presence I saw was a New Hampshire Fish and Game officer driving past the State House as I arrived. There were several men openly carrying AR variants. I saw both men and women openly carrying pistols. I’m certain I was not the only person with a pistol concealed on his/her person. Hence why I say this is the safest place in New Hampshire.

There were more people attending this rally than the last rally. I’d say attendance was above 400 this time where last time was between 200 and 300. There were fewer Trump signs and more signs oriented towards religious freedom. The mix of speakers was a little different this time. I did not have as good of a vantage point this time as I did last time.

Friday, May 1st, Chris Sununu announced an extension of his stay-at-home order and some modifications to the order. The stay-at-home order is extended to May 31st. Here are a few of the modifications.

  • Campgrounds will be allowed to reopen immediately but with restrictions such as they can only serve New Hampshire residents unless the campground is a private members only campground, in which case the campground can serve any member.
  • Golf courses may reopen on May 11th but with restrictions.
  • Barbers and salons are allowed to open on May 11th with restrictions on the number of customers they may serve at once, the services they may provide, and how they provide the services.
  • Restaurants will be allowed to reopen on May 18th but for outdoor dining only and with restrictions on group sizes, table spacing, and other restrictions.
  • Drive-in movie theaters are allowed to open on May 11th, but with restrictions on capacity.
  • Hospitals can provide elective, time sensitive procedures starting on May 4th.

For more details, other openings, and other restrictions on the above that I didn’t list, see this article. Trigger warning: Auto-play video.

I was not certain how Sununu’s announcement would affect the rally.  I saw posts from the rally organizers that not only was the rally going on as planned, but they thought it was more necessary than before.

I listened to an hour of the first of the public comments period for the NH Reopening Task Force.  My impression is most of the callers were concerned about how they would work with the restrictions and that some businesses should be able to open earlier.

I have noted more skepticism and push back against the shutdown on the New Hampshire subreddit than there was a week or two ago.  However, I still say the New Hampshire subreddit is mostly behind Sununu and what he is doing.  I noted that comments on the Reopen NH facebook page still run about 50/50.  Half opposed, half in support.

After I parked on a Concord city street, I fed the meter because Concord enforces their meters on Saturday.  Parking enforcement is “essential”.  I walked over to the State House.  I arrived at the State House between 12:20 PM and 12:30 PM.  I noticed that the signs reminding people of the governor’s prohibition on public gatherings larger than ten people were back.  They had not been torn down unlike the last time.  I ignored them.

Fuck off slaver!

 

Approaching the rally

I found grrizzly.  We shook hands.

 

Crowd views

 

More crowd views

I was wearing a face covering for reasons I won’t got into publicly but have nothing to do with Lil Rona.

 

I took pictures with my phone and tried taking notes on my phone.  I gave up taking notes because it was a sunny day.  The sun washed out the screen.  Some of my pictures are garbage thanks to my not being able to see the phone screen well.

 

Sununu’s order prohibiting public gatherings of ten or more people is what closed churches. I wonder if this sign holder is trying to encourage the Manchester Bishop to defy Sununu.

 

New England Independence guy is back.

I could not hear the speakers all that well because of the honking from the cars driving by and some didn’t speak into the microphone.  According to grrizzly, the speaker as I arrived was a pastor.  Eventually grrizzly and I moved closer to the speakers.  Then I could hear them better but still not well.

 

Here is a summary from memory of the speakers.  I could hear about half the speakers for the time I was there.

 

 

One speaker encouraged business owners to open their businesses in defiance of the governors orders.  He reminded the crowd that the Founders would never ask the government permission to open a business and they rebelled over a minor tax on tea.

 

The speaker encouraging business owners to open in defiance of the lockdown orders

Carla Gericke, a candidate for state senate, spoke.  She spoke at the last rally, and was the speaker comparing the number of unemployed with the population of some municipalities in New Hampshire.  At this rally, she spoke about contact tracing.  She encouraged the crowd to refuse to take part in contact tracing as it will be used to track your every movement.

After Carla Gericke spoke, I saw her talking with a guy who carried a sign reading “WE ARE ALL ESSENTIAL EXCEPT POLITICIANS.”  She asked if she could pose for a picture with him.  When he find out she was running for office, he said, “It’s nothing personal.”  She didn’t care.  They posed for some pictures.

The least blurry picture of the “We Are All Essential Except Politicians” sign.

There was at least one counter protestor.  grrizzly said he saw a guy with a sign showing a toilet who stood behind the speakers.  Some folks with flags moved between that guy and the speakers.  Later I saw a guy in a costume carrying a scythe with “SCIENCE” on the blade.  I don’t know if it was the same guy.

 

The counterprotestor, I think.

Another speaker runs a facility management business on the Seacoast.  He said his business is “essential” under Sununu’s order, but many of the businesses he serves are on the “non-essential” list.  This devastated his revenue.  He says he can only last a few more weeks before he is out of business.

 

A guy from the Foundation for New Hampshire Independence was working the crowd.  He handed out flyers.  I took one.

 

A lawyer got up to speak.  The only things I remember from his speech was that it touched on some legal rights and that fear is worse than the virus.  He also talked about wondering why more of his fellow lawyers aren’t on the side of people that want an end to Sununu’s orders.

 

At some point I saw a guy walking around wearing a Plague Doctor mask.  I did not take a picture of him.

 

The last speaker was a Catholic priest.  He is the parish priest for a church in New Hampshire.  I do not remember his name and I thought he was introduced as the parish priest for a Concord area church.  I did a little digging but could not find a parish in the Concord area which showed him as a priest at that parish.  He talked about religious freedom and how the orders have trampled on religious freedom.  He mentioned something about how the gathering was illegal.  He considered us all part of his flock, and if the police showed up to arrest anyone, he’d be first in line to be arrested.  I will keep an eye out to see if any Catholic priest in New Hampshire starts holding Mass again in defiance of Sununu’s orders.

 

Blurry picture of the last speaker

After the last speaker, the organizers asked the crowd to go over to the State House and gather on the steps so we could get pictures of the crowd along with the petitions the organizers plan to give to Chris Sununu.  The organizer also mentioned that there is a similar rally upcoming at the Massachusetts State House in Boston.  I thought he said Sunday the 3rd, but the only information I can find about an upcoming rally in Massachusetts is for this one on the 4th of May.

 

On the way over, some folks posed with the signs reminding folks that the gathering violates the governor’s orders and is a misdemeanor.  I thought about ripping down the signs but decided not to as people seemed to be enjoying posing with the signs.  I took some pictures of people posing with the signs.

 

That muzzle discipline means I’m shooting myself in the foot about my claim of the safest place in New Hampshire.

At the State House, people flooded the steps.  There were chants of “USA USA” and “LIVE FREE OR DIE” plus others.

 

 

The crowd broke up.  grrizzly and I left.  No one had messed with his motorcycle.

I think despite the growing discontent over Sununu’s orders, that it is still too small to matter.  Sununu has been talking with governors of neighboring states (Charlie Baker of MA, Janet Mills of ME, Phil Scott of VT).  I and others have noticed that many of his orders have matched exactly what Charlie Baker ordered with the only difference being Sununu’s order was a day or two later.

Rick Ganley: So you’re obviously coordinating with the governors of Massachusetts, Vermont and Maine, I imagine, because you want open up at the same time. What would it look like?

Chris Sununu: So we’re all sharing ideas on both timing and the business sectors that we’re looking at. So, for example, I think everybody agrees that we’d like to see hospitals, and outpatient surgeries and some of the initial steps of getting hospitals and health care going again. And hopefully, you know, that’ll be done sooner than later. I think everyone agrees that they’re more equipped to do that, to maintain testing and [personal protective equipment], supplies and things of that nature.

There’s also some simpler things that we can do, I think. Things like barbershops or salons, where again you have a whole new guidance, but you’re only letting maybe a few people in at a time. You’re doing everything by reservation. You’re still helping supply them with [personal protective equipment], things of that nature. Our economy is more open than other states. So, for example, Vermont has already taken steps to to loosen things up over there. But really they’re kind of catching up to where we already are, specifically around construction and a few other areas. You know, they had a real epidemic issue with New Yorkers.

He is not going to deviate.  Will he change if discontent grows big enough?  Maybe.  He is up for re-election this year.

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281 Comments

  1. DEG

    I will keep an eye out to see if any Catholic priest in New Hampshire starts holding Mass again in defiance of Sununu’s orders.

    I have kept an eye out, and so far I have seen nothing about Catholic priests in New Hampshire holding Masses.

    That muzzle discipline means I’m shooting myself in the foot about my claim of the safest place in New Hampshire.

    I took a few pictures of that guy. I picked this one because when I was sorting my pictures, I didn’t see my thumb in the picture. Now, on the article, I see part of my hand. Shit.

    • grrizzly

      I noticed that muzzle discipline, too. It was as bad as in Israel where IDF members carry their rifles everywhere and then in buses and trains the muzzles point at you all the time.

    • Sean

      That guy? It’s 2020, who still uses quad rails? ?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tacticool assholes without muzzle discipline

      • DEG

        The four guys in the first picture did a decent job whenever they were in my eyesight.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I find that display of armament to be counter productive, at least for now. Their presence makes the discussion and media attention about them and not about the shutdowns and its impact on everyone else.

        Of course, they want the attention.

      • DEG

        I sometimes wonder why there has been no law enforcement presence at either of the Rallies to Reopen NH, excepting the Fish and Game officer driving by for the second rally. Everyone there is guilty of a misdemeanor according to the signs posted around the State House.

        Sure, the State House is empty as it is a Saturday.

        There are lots of gun owners in New Hampshire.

        Sununu also might not be the piece of shit I think he is. The State Police are responsible for the State House grounds, though there were also no Concord police patrolling the area.

      • Chafed

        I agree with you Scruffy. It detracts from the message. It also makes the normies uncomfortable with the protesters.

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        While I do agree there can be a balance, possibly, let’s face facts: No one in the MSM is going to be comfortable with any non-LE firearms at all. If they can see them, it’s bad, no matter what.

        And, if there had been anything to encourage concealed carry (yeah; just go with it), that would be problematic for them, too. That there are people out in the world that like, own, and carry firearms is a problem for the most in the media. At this point, the OCers aren’t losing much.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I agree with you Scruffy. It detracts from the message. It also makes the normies uncomfortable with the protesters.

        If your names began with “a” and ended with “mash”, some libertarians would be howling for your blood right about now.

      • robc

        If your names began with “a” and ended with “mash”, some libertarians would be howling for your blood right about now.

        No one gives a damn about that tweet.

        Do you really think Amash is more libertarian than Hornberger, by whatever standard you want to measure? Isn’t that the important question?

        I guess feel free to include Vermin Supreme in the comparison list too.

      • Spudalicious

        There’s also the longer term affect of normalizing the sight of weapons at protests. The more protests that happen with zero incidents, where guns are visible, the more normalized that will become. Can’t always be on defense. if we can get that, we can decide where to go next.

        Just figure out a way to not look like a douche while you’re doing it.

      • Atanarjuat

        +1

      • R C Dean

        Fuck the normies. As near as I can tell, at least half support the lockdown.

        If we adopt a position of “do nothing that alarms the normies”, we might as well put ourselves in the cattlecars now.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Sorry I was unable to arrange to meet you guys.

    • DEG

      Next time maybe. There is still no requirement for masks in grocery stores in NH.

  3. Count Potato

    “Campgrounds will be allowed to reopen immediately but with restrictions such as they can only serve New Hampshire residents unless the campground is a private members only campground, in which case the campground can serve any member.”

    Why would it matter which state they are from? He also doesn’t seem to understand how tourism works.

    • DEG

      Sununu has said he’s worried about Massachusetts residents coming up as Massachusetts has a lot more cases than New Hampshire.

      I also have seen and heard lots of complaints about folks from Massachusetts coming up here. The normal “We hate Massholes” schtick turned into “DON’T BRING LIL RONA UP HERE!”

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I also have seen and heard lots of complaints about folks from Massachusetts coming up here. The normal “We hate Massholes” schtick turned into “DON’T BRING LIL RONA UP HERE!”

        And yet you invited grrizzly to come up and pollute our fair land with his Cambridge Cooties.

        Unforgivable.

      • grrizzly

        You should have built the wall, if you really cared.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I’m still waiting for Mass. to pay for it!

      • DEG

        And yet you invited grrizzly to come up and pollute our fair land with his Cambridge Cooties.

        And…. just between us…. he wasn’t the only person in Massachusetts I told about the rally.

    • DEG

      Lots of budding instagram models.

      #8 looks fun.

    • westernsloper

      15 is why I need a catamaran.

  4. Sean

    Mis-matched tactical gear is such a fashion faux pas. I can’t even.

    My armor still hasn’t shipped. ?

    • Crusty Juggler

      How about your legor?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Boo.

    • Hyperion

      Hit them in they eye with a chocolate reaper.

  5. Hyperion

    Glad to see you posted this, now to actually read it…

  6. Crusty Juggler

    “I found grrizzly. We shook hands.”

    My God. My God.

    “I was wearing a face covering for reasons I won’t got into publicly but have nothing to do with Lil Rona.”

    DEG is Batman.

    My God.

    • DEG

      DEG is Batman.

      No.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Look, Batman is denying he is Batman.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The hero we need.

      • Mad Scientist

        Just say it, DEG. None of us is Vicki Vale. We can handle it.

        Unless DEG is Vicki Vale….

      • DEG

        I’m not Vicki Vale either but I like the results of a Google image search for Vicki Vale.

  7. hayeksplosives

    Good for the “Live Free or Die” state!!

    I wonder if Mark Steyn was there?

    • DEG

      Right, he lives in NH now. I didn’t even think to scan the crowd for him. I don’t remember seeing anyone that looked like him.

  8. Sean

    Also, props to the guy with the pitchfork.

    He might be carrying too…

    • DEG

      It wouldn’t surprise me.

      I was carrying concealed, and I doubt I was the only one.

      • grrizzly

        You were not.

  9. Crusty Juggler

    Macaulay Culkin has “crazy, erotic sex” with Kathy Bates in the new season of American Horror Story

    “So, I have this very, very great insane part. And I asked to speak to him on the phone and he said OK,” Murphy said in an interview with E! News. “[When] I cast, I never let people read things, usually. I said, ‘OK, here’s the pitch.’ And I told them the character and I told him he has crazy, erotic sex with Kathy Bates and does other things. And he paused and he goes, ‘This sounds like the role I was born to play.’ So, he signed up right then and there.” Murphy added that he sees “both a lightness and a darkness with Macaulay Culkin that I’m attracted to.”

    • DEG

      WTF?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      MC obviously knows how to party

    • Ted S.

      Just because you only get non-erotic sex doesn’t mean you have to insult him.

    • Count Potato

      [spoiler]

      AHS has a scene with Neil Patrick Harris fucking Sarah Paulson playing a conjoined twin with two heads.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      It truly is a horror story. It’s right there in the name.

  10. straffinrun

    Thumbs up, Deg!

    • DEG

      Thanks!

  11. Sean

    The 6 bottles of booze I ordered from PA on Monday are scheduled to be delivered tomorrow. We’ll see if they managed to get it right. I tried many times to get out to their website, and Monday I finally got through.

    • DEG

      Good luck.

      I saw a nanobrewery I like in Bucks County will now ship to anywhere in PA. Dammit. I don’t live down there anymore.

      • Sean

        Which nanobrewery?

      • DEG

        Free Will in Perkasie.

      • Crusty Juggler

        How about Willy, you know what I’m saying?

    • DEG

      That is excellent.

    • robc

      If Amash had tweeted that, he might be on the good list again.

  12. westernsloper

    Campgrounds will be allowed to reopen immediately but with restrictions such as they can only serve New Hampshire residents unless the campground is a private members only campground, in which case the campground can serve any member.

    Word on the street here is the Fish and Feathers Gestapo were running plates in the parking lots of the boat ramps at the lake and leaving tickets on vehicles not from that county. I have not confirmed this but it is the county that is biggest asshole towards “outsiders” on the western slope. There have been lawsuits filed.

    Thanks for the right up DEG.

    • DEG

      Fish and Feathers Gestapo were running plates in the parking lots of the boat ramps at the lake and leaving tickets on vehicles not from that county.

      Assholes.

      Thanks for the right up DEG.

      You’re welcome!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s about padding their revenue more than anything else.

      • westernsloper

        Ya, I don’t know. It is the County Health Director who closed the county to non residents, not that she has that authority, but I don’t know how a state agency can enforce that. From what I hear she is a real peach.

    • westernsloper

      That supposedly happened in a neighboring county. Somehow I self edited that tidbit out of that comment

  13. Drake

    A doctor on Tucker just finished talking about how idiotic all the talk about tests and contact tracing as a requesit for reopening is. It only makes sense in an emerging epidemic, months later it’s worthless.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Your safety doesn’t trump mine!

    • Bobarian LMD

      This is a really bad hot-take on the policy.

      The actual policy is that if you were hospitalized for COVID, you must be medically reviewed by the Doctors and go through the waiver process.

      Just like if you had childhood asthma.

  14. straffinrun

    Finally saw that Arbery shooting video. Couldn’t come to a conclusion either way without knowing why those guys were out there in the first place.

    • The Hyperbole

      This seems to be a fair breakdown, TW even though this has nothing to do with Trump it’s by a Never Trumper Cuck, so parse it accordingly.

      • straffinrun

        That breaks down the legal aspect of “citizen’s arrest” and I’d agree that the pick up truck guys didn’t have the right to do it in this circumstance. The problem for me is when Arbery runs around the truck, we lose sight of him. Did he rush at the guy with the gun? Also: McMichael told police that there had been “several break-ins in the neighborhood and … the suspect was caught on surveillance video.”. Was Arbery on video committing a crime in the past or was he simply on video in the area?

        So far, the only thing I’m fairly confident of is that shooter and his buddies were overly aggressive in their attempt to stop Arbery. That alone enough to convict them of murder? No idea, yet. *IANAL

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        Well, Daddy there used to be a cop in the prosecutor’s office. That may very well be their GOOJF card.

  15. Hyperion

    “There was at least one counter protestor.”

    That one I find odd, because the media has assured me that all these demonstrations are an equal mix of protesters and counter protesters. Maybe NH is different. Then again, I wonder what so many people who want to be locked down forever, are doing outside running around and exposing themselves to commie flu.

    • DEG

      I’m also surprised there weren’t more.

      I was expecting more.

      I wanted to be in Concord before noon in case of counter protesters screwing up traffic. Getting there before noon didn’t happen, and there really weren’t many counter protestors.

      • Hyperion

        Dude, I was being sarcastic. Let’s just face it, the only counter protesters outside of the one lone guy you saw, don’t exist, they were invented by the media.

      • DEG

        I guess I need a tune-up for my sarcasm detector.

        In all seriousness, I thought there would be more. Lots of my coworkers think the lockdowns are good, and I still see a good number of folks on-line bashing the protests or any thought of reopening.

  16. pistoffnick

    Nice! I’m just sorry the same “fuck you” attitude isn’t more prominent in Minnesota. I think I’ve talked to maybe 3 people out of hundreds who think the shutdowns are all theater.

    • Hyperion

      Can you guys go outside yet, I mean without freezing to death or getting eaten alive by mosquitoes?

      • Fourscore

        No skeeters yet, the gnats are keeping them away.

      • pistoffnick

        It has been 50 degrees daily for the past week. That is t-shirt weather!

        Still a few piles of snow at the airport, but considering those piles showed up on airport radar in the middle of winter…

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, I get it. When I first moved to MD from northern Indiana, I would see people walking down the street when it was in the 40s in March, wrapped up head to toe in parkas. Seriously. I never even got a winter coat out of my packed up stuff because I didn’t need it. I was thinking ‘What in the fuck? If it’s 40 degrees in Indiana, people are wearing shorts and t-shirts! I would just be wearing a long sleeve shirt’.

        But damn, I hate cold weather. The weeks where it doesn’t get above single digit temperatures and not being able to garden until mid may and it hard frosting the first week of Oct, fuck that shit. Never again. When I move, it will be further south.

    • DEG

      Thanks!

      There are businesses in MN opening up in defiance of the governor’s order. There’s been one protest already in Minnesoda, or was it two?

    • Fourscore

      Add 1 more

      • pistoffnick

        Yer a good nut, Fourscore.

    • Sean

      I dunno…but ? it

    • westernsloper

      Ya, that shit got me 48 hours in the clink in the County I mentioned above. Except it was in a garbage can and you just dipped your solo cup in it and drank. Simpler times with no viruses except herpes and aids.

      • Bobarian LMD

        AKA Purple Jesus, or Hairy Buffalo, or Jungle Juice,..

        Drink until you see whatever you happen to be calling the beverage.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Best Comment: “And the fan goes wild!!!”

      • robc

        Is it possible the white team lined up to shoot Free Throws at the wrong end and the refs said nothing? That doesn’t seem right, but that is what I am going with.

  17. UnCivilServant

    I am a painfully punctual person, so thing being late… well, they bother me.

    Especially when I stayed up to receive the delivery.

    But nnnooo, the driver went back to the depot. I thought they were supposed to know how many boxes the driver can deliver in a day.

    • The Hyperbole

      I thought they were supposed to know how many boxes the driver can deliver in a day.

      Okay Winston.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s their whole business.

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        I think that’s UCS’s way of being kind.

      • UnCivilServant

        At that point I was very close to saying very unkind things, being short on sleep, and quite possibly not having eaten since noon (still can’t remember, so I erred on the side of not eating more). Now I’ve gotten some sleep, gotten my delivery, and am working on breakfast.

    • Count Potato

      Shit is way out of hand.

    • Hyperion

      I’m perfectly fine with Turdeau… did I misspell that?, trying to survive a winter in Canada without oil. I hope it’s broadcast live. I mean I don’t watch TV, but I’ll watch that. Go Justin, much woke, many brave!

  18. Hyperion

    I haven’t seen any protests in MD, or I would go to one.

    But MD is a special place. I’ve heard it’s like the USA in miniature. That’s not exactly right.

    The state is deep blue from a straight line down the West Bay from a few miles NE of Baltimore down to Annapolis, and then NW around the DC suburbs. There’s a little buffer zone to the east and west of Baltimore, but not much. The rest of the state, all of the South, the North, and especially the west are deep red.

    Now I’ll explain why there are no protests. The people who live out in the sticks but are within driving distance of Baltimore, the ones who commute to the city to work, are not going to protest to get to commute back into that shithole. They’re just hunkered down for the moment, trying to ride this out. working from home.

    Most of the people here getting truly screwed over, the lower income folk, are lifetime democrat voters living in the inner city, the worst parts. So I’m not sure what they are thinking. I’m locked in my house here.

    Now the deep red parts of the state, it’s a really small state, but that’s most of the state geographically. But no one lives there. The east shore, the Western region, the southern bay? No one lives here. If you think that you’re driving through the Midwest, you know, like Indiana or Illinois, and you’re thinking it’s sparsely populated? That’s because you’ve never driven through Western Maryland. You can literally drive for 30-40 miles and never even see anything besides trees and hills. Not even a building, let alone a house. So yeah, no protests, because no one lives there.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks. I’m not paying much attention I guess. Frederick, that doesn’t surprise me. The best places to live here (if I stay here another year), are most definitely Frederick and Carrol Counties. I mean in the places where there are actually people, lol.

      • DEG

        You’re welcome!

        I’ve spent about an hour or two every day (except for Sundays and the Rally to Reopen NH rally days) for the last three or four weeks looking for information about push back to the Lil Rona Panic. That’s how I know about the protests.

      • Hyperion

        That’s great, DEG, thanks for doing that, I should start stepping up more to the plate myself instead of waiting for others to do it.

      • DEG

        I send the information out to a mailing list I’m on. Maybe I should post here when I see news stories about a protest planned.

        In fact, I’ll start now.

        Protest Friday in Philly.

        Rally Around Ohio scheduled for May 9th.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks again, you’re doing great work!

      • Hyperion

        Frederick is also the 2nd largest city in MD, so they do have an economy not linked to Baltimore, or Annapolis, or DC. They also probably the most and some of the best known restaurants in the state. So now, it really makes sense.

      • DEG

        That’s where Flying Dog is based right?

        /checks

        Yes. Yes it is.

      • Hyperion

        Frederick is one of the nicest cities (small cities) that you can ever visit. We love it there. The county is almost all rural, mountains directly to the west of the city, very scenic. It’s almost hard to believe it’s in the same state with Baltimore. But of course, the progs are starting to infest it and try to turn it into the hell they just fled.

    • DEG

      But no one lives there. The east shore, the Western region, the southern bay? No one lives here. If you think that you’re driving through the Midwest, you know, like Indiana or Illinois, and you’re thinking it’s sparsely populated?

      I’ve driven the Eastern Shores of Maryland while going to and from the Outer Banks.

      Yeah. Empty.

      There are one or two towns, but otherwise empty. Completely empty.

      • Hyperion

        Wait until you drive through the West. Very pretty, no people. That’s why, what I was just saying before, that the state is so deep blue. All of the people live in that one sector of the state around Baltimore, DC, and Annapolis.

        The reason that Fatty Hogan won, is because his wife is Korean and he’s pro-business, sort of. Howard County. They have a HUGE Korean population and they’re almost all business owners and skilled workers. You should listen to my Korean co-worker who lives there on this.

        Hogan sucks, but he’s still not as bad as what that fuckstick O’malley’s handpicked successor would have been. Hogan actually started out pretty good, and then being completely surrounded by some of the most corrupt democrats in the country, I’m sure they pulled him aside and explained to him how to keep his cushy job. Then he gained 300 lbs, mostly in his fat hog jowel head.

        Still, Hogan is the only thing keeping MD from not being as bad as VA at the moment.

      • DEG

        I drove I-68 in western Maryland before. Pretty country. Steep hills too.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, it’s very pretty. Cumberland is a nice place to visit. You can ride their old railroad if you’re really bored, very scenic.

    • hayeksplosives

      I can’t get around the pop up on my phone. (Sad face)

      • Crusty Juggler

        Sorry!

  19. Ownbestenemy

    Thanks for the write up DEG. I know Vegas has had some and I am thinking of going to the next one to document.

    I know they have been running recall petitions for our Governor but they aren’t going anywhere.

    NV just opened up (sort of) some things but it won’t be enough. I see post ’08 type depression for the valley

    • DEG

      You’re welcome!

      I saw a news blurb today about an attempt to recall Las Vegas’s mayor because she’s not taking the public health crisis seriously.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah but her city council or at least most of them circled the wagons.

  20. Fourscore

    Looks like the NFL may have to open with only 10 players on a team, to keep to the maximum in a group.

    Which position should be eliminated?

    • westernsloper

      Quarter Back. Hike the ball and then just a big fight. They should also be allowed swords but not longer than two feet to make it sporting.

    • straffinrun

      The Browns.

      • Bobarian LMD

        ding ding!

    • Below Sea Level Hell Centro

      Tight End.

      • pistoffnick

        *Looks at ass in mirror*

        It might be wide but it is tight.

    • Hyperion

      Are they going to maintain 6 feet distance? So it’s all passing now? Air Coryell rises from the grave! And pass interference? Flags flying, touch down! The score is 316-240 at the half…

      Maybe the Raiders knew when they chose 23 wide receivers in the first round of this years draft…

    • Spudalicious

      Reverse cowgirl. That one never made sense to me.

      • DEG

        I’m glad I’m not the only one.

      • Old Man With Candy

        It helps when there’s a live girl instead of Dolly.

      • Bobarian LMD

        O face.

      • BakedPenguin

        the hell you say…

    • Mojeaux

      All but Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill.

  21. Old Man With Candy

    Where’s the swastikas and nooses? There’s supposed to be swastikas and nooses.

    • Hyperion

      DEG, being a shitlord and all, photoshopped them all out.

    • DEG

      We’re bad protestors here in New Hampshire.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Right. I was promised Nazis!

    • westernsloper

      Yes. That was the biggest slap down I have seen throughout this insanity.

    • westernsloper

      I read you are going to give us drunk fucks a tour of part of Tokyo Saturday?

      • straffinrun

        I could but I gotta work until 1:30 pm Tokyo time Sunday. It’ll be a bit late for most of y’all.

      • westernsloper

        1:30? That is like an hour and a half from happy hour. Just have a drink.

    • Old Man With Candy

      It’s a great ad. I still won’t vote for him, but my hat’s off to whoever put that thing together.

    • westernsloper

      Christ, what an asshole. At least he let us know he got chocolate chip ice cream.

    • straffinrun

      Number six will shock you!

    • Chafed

      That’s great.

  22. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    The trashy extrication from the land of guvnuh kkklansman has been set for the 21st. Two weeks until I no longer have to pay state income tax!

    • westernsloper

      Excellent!!!!

    • Hyperion

      You’re going to become Florida man?

      • Hyperion

        Oh, sorry, dude! But congrats! You escaped Panem! Woohoo!

      • straffinrun

        ??

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        Will this be in my neck of the woods, or, one of those ‘other places’…::sniff::

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        All signs point to Mckinney, Plano, or Frisco. My office is around the DNT and 121, and we’re looking east of there.

      • Urthona

        Welcome to really high property taxes though.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        My property taxes went up when I moved from Dallas to DC. The tax percentage may have gone down, but I had to pay 2x as much to buy a worse house, so the property taxes ended up being higher.

    • DEG

      Excellent!

    • Gender Traitor

      Mazel tov!

    • Chafed

      You lucky, lucky bastard.

    • PieInTheSky

      wrecker!

      I sometimes envy how USans so easily change living place. I mean many Romanians left Romania due to poverty and stuff, but most of them had a tough time doing it and were long nostalgic for home. You lot don’t seem that way.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        Not all Yanks. I’d be nostalgic too.

      • slumbrew

        Big country, common language, culture more alike than different – it’s easier here. Trashy’s move would be like you moving to Glasgow or Madrid – a total culture change vs. just giving up… I dunno what, in return for good BBQ.

      • slumbrew

        As an aside, an old co-worker – Radu – was from Romania and is one of those “I’m never, ever going back and you can’t make me” sort of immigrants. Awesome dude – took up flying as a hobby and bought his own plane.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        just giving up… I dunno what

        Fresh crabs, mountains, access to decent beaches, and a temperate enough summer to go outside in July.

        in return for good BBQ.

        And a governor not itching to take my guns away and a higher proportion of non-assholes in the city.

      • SP

        I’ve lived in what I consider to be 10 different areas of the US as an adult. And, yes, much more alike than different. I’ve found great things to love about all of them.

      • dbleagle

        Since my 18th trip around the Sun started I’ve lived for a minimum of 6 consecutive months in : Southern AZ, GA, WA, ROK, GA, NC, Germany, AZ, Saudi/Kuwait, AZ, MT, Southern CA, NC, PA, Iraq, MO (KC area), NYC, Iraq, NYC, Central CA, HI

        Even Iraq had some good things to say about it- if you ignore the flying chunks of metal and molten copper.

      • SP

        Now that’s just quibbling over details. What’s a little shrapnel between friends?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I’ve found that I’m a flyover yokel through and through. I hated my time living in Palo Alto. Didn’t really love it here in Northern VA, but didn’t hate it. Like you said, some things to like in every place.

        I grew up in the Midwest and liked it there. I liked Dallas well enough, with a few reservations (weather being the top of the remaining list).

  23. Heroic Mulatto

    Anyone know what that green and blue flag represents?

    • straffinrun

      Terf rights?

    • Jarflax

      I wondered that too.

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      I figured it had something to do with Tomorrow People.

    • DEG

      No idea. I poked around with some Google searches and searches of Flags of the World and I found nothing.

  24. Chafed

    Thanks for the write up DEG. It’s really interesting to see what is happening in other places.

    • DEG

      You’re welcome!

  25. CPRM

    I’ve never been to Madison and I don’t like protests, but if this doesn’t end when our union sucking gov said it would (after labor day) expect the Wisconsin Hat to be making the news rounds.

  26. PieInTheSky

    Ha a pitchfork! They do have them in America!

    Mornin’ glibs and glibettes

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      They do have them in America!

      Oh, we got the best! Yuuuge! You’re gonna love ’em.

      • PieInTheSky

        well I sort of figured that was it 🙂

      • PieInTheSky

        I googled his name just to see what sport he played

  27. mexican sharpshooter

    Thanks DEG. Sounds like a hell of a party!

  28. CPRM

    My inflatable Battle Cat has a hole I need to patch, but it’ll be cool to see it inflated again after more than 30 years.

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      I can’t even, with all your euphemisms….

      • CPRM

        Clearly I’m talking about the penis pump my parents gave me when I was a kid.

      • CPRM

        So, do re-buy the birthday present I got scammed on from another vendor in China that I’ve bought from before and hope I get it, or pay double (at least) to try and get it from a ‘US’ vendor?

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        Oooh….well, I presume the US vendor ships from the US, which should be quicker. That alone makes me favor that option (presuming I’m correct).

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        It’s difficult for me to put a price on whatever factors you are considering–is it worth the higher cost to get it and be satisfied with it?

      • CPRM

        I’ve seen it before on ebay where the seller is in a ‘US’ vendor, but it still comes from China. And I prefer the ‘Buy Now’ option rather than the bid system, as I’ve seen that manipulated to try and extract a higher price. (I was 1 minute from a winning bid on something and then someone else outbid me. Seller comes back, ‘well, the winning bidder just contacted me and said it was his son using his account and withdrew. I can still sell it to you, if you match that bid’. Fuck you asshole)

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        That happened with my lightsaber, that just arrived–etsy store is listed in Latvia (better than China), but sent from HK….FML.

      • CPRM

        Well, you talked me into it. I just bought if for twice the price from a seller claiming to be in Michigan that says it will be here by the day after my birthday. Hopefully this will turn out better than other decisions I’ve made while drinking…

        (I did transfer money to the account from another to hopefully make sure it doesn’t bounce when Amazon decides to charge my card for the PC parts)

  29. CPRM

    Amazon still hasn’t run the charge for the big part of the order for my PC build that I I’ll be getting later than they first said. So now I have to watch my balance to make sure enough money is in there until they charge it. The good thing about debit cards VS checks is supposed to be how quickly it affects your balance so you don’t have charges floating around. I just got charged today by CafeePress for something I ordered for Diggy like a month ago. At least I hope that means Diggy be gonna git it soon. Fucking Rona!

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      Yeah, it’s on the way. It’ll be handed over to the PO by DHL at some point soon, I think.

  30. SP

    Thanks for another on-the-ground report, DEG. I wish these were happening every other day in every state.

    • DEG

      You’re welcome!

      Every stay with a cower-in-place has had at least one protest. West Virginia was the last to get with the program.

      I’m going to start posting links to information about planned protests around the country when I find out about them.

  31. egould310

    I won’t apologize
    For acting outta line
    You see the way I am
    You leave any time you can cause
    I’m crazy and I’m hurt
    Head on my shoulders
    Going berserk
    Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!
    I don’t care what you fuckin’ do
    I don’t care what you fuckin’ say
    I’m so sick of everything
    I just want to die!

    https://youtu.be/302oEzSPCqE

    • SP

      Dude. Do you need an intervention?

  32. CPRM

    I thought you guys were libertarians.

    Most people would consider radical libertarianism and communism polar opposites: The first glorifies personal freedom. The second would obliterate it. Yet the ideologies are simply mirror images. Both attempt to answer the same questions, and fail to do so in similar ways. Where communism was adopted, the result was misery, poverty and tyranny. If extremist libertarians ever translated their beliefs into policy, it would lead to the same kinds of catastrophe.

    Let’s start with some definitions. By radical libertarianism, we mean the ideology that holds that individual liberty trumps all other values. By communism, we mean the ideology of extreme state domination of private and economic life.

    Some of the radical libertarians are Ayn Rand fans who divide their fellow citizens into makers, in the mold of John Galt, and takers, in the mold of anyone not John Galt.

    Some, such as the Koch brothers, are economic royalists who repackage trickle-down economics as “libertarian populism.” Some are followers of Texas Senator Ted Cruz, whose highest aspiration is to shut down government. Some resemble the anti-tax activist Grover Norquist, who has made a career out of trying to drown, stifle or strangle government.

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    Yes, liberty is a core American value, and an overweening state can be unhealthy. And there are plenty of self-described libertarians who have adopted the label mainly because they support same-sex marriage or decry government surveillance. These social libertarians aren’t the problem. It is the nihilist anti-state libertarians of the Koch-Cruz-Norquist-Paul (Ron and Rand alike) school who should worry us.

    Human Nature

    Like communism, this philosophy is defective in its misreading of human nature, misunderstanding of how societies work and utter failure to adapt to changing circumstances. Radical libertarianism assumes that humans are wired only to be selfish, when in fact cooperation is the height of human evolution. It assumes that societies are efficient mechanisms requiring no rules or enforcers, when, in fact, they are fragile ecosystems prone to collapse and easily overwhelmed by free-riders. And it is fanatically rigid in its insistence on a single solution to every problem: Roll back the state!

    Communism failed in three strikingly similar ways. It believed that humans should be willing cogs serving the proletariat. It assumed that societies could be run top-down like machines. And it, too, was fanatically rigid in its insistence on an all-encompassing ideology, leading to totalitarianism.

    Radical libertarianism, if ever put into practice at the scale of something bigger than a tiny enclave, would also be a disaster.

    We say the conditional “would” because radical libertarianism has a fatal flaw: It can’t be applied across a functioning society. What might radical libertarians do if they actually had power? A President Paul would rule by tantrum, shutting down the government in order to repeal laws already passed by Congress. A Secretary Norquist would eliminate the Internal Revenue Service and progressive taxation, so that the already wealthy could exponentially compound their advantage, as the programs that sustain a prosperous middle class are gutted. A Koch domestic policy would obliterate environmental standards for clean air and water, so that polluters could externalize all their costs onto other people.

    Radical libertarians would be great at destroying. They would have little concept of creating or governing. It is in failed states such as Somalia that libertarianism finds its fullest actual expression.

    Extreme Positions

    Some libertarians will claim we are arguing against a straw man and that no serious adherent to their philosophy advocates the extreme positions we describe. The public record of extreme statements by the likes of Cruz, Norquist and the Pauls speaks for itself. Reasonable people debate how best to regulate or how government can most effectively do its work — not whether to regulate at all or whether government should even exist.

    The alternative to this extremism is an evolving blend of freedom and cooperation. The relationship between social happiness and economic success can be plotted on a bell curve, and the sweet spot is away from the extremes of either pure liberty or pure communitarianism. That is where true citizenship and healthy capitalism are found.

    True citizenship enables a society to thrive for precisely the reasons that communism and radical libertarianism cannot. It is based on a realistic conception of human nature that recognizes we must cooperate to be able compete at higher levels. True citizenship means changing policy to adapt to changes in circumstance. Sometimes government isn’t the answer. Other times it is.

    If the U.S. is to continue to adapt and evolve, we have to see that freedom isn’t simply the removal of encumbrance, or the ability to ignore inconvenient rules or limitations. Freedom is responsibility. Communism failed because it kept citizens from taking responsibility for governing themselves. By preaching individualism above all else, so does radical libertarianism.

    It is one thing to oppose intrusive government surveillance or the overreach of federal programs. It is another to call for the evisceration of government itself. Let’s put radical libertarianism into the dustbin of history, along with its cousin communism.

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      The alternative to this extremism is an evolving blend of freedom and cooperation.

      And, just how this blend is constituted, and when and how it ‘evolves’, we’ll tell you…when it suits our purposes.

    • salted earth

      It’s late and that’s a lot of words 😉

    • Chafed

      Thanks for the wall of text Winston.

      • CPRM

        Chaf ed gets the joke.

      • salted earth

        Wait, you mean I didn’t need to read it.

      • CPRM

        I sure as hell didn’t. I googled ‘communist describes libertarianism’ and copied the first thing I found.

      • The Hyperbole

        Are you sure that wasn’t “Communist destroys libertarians with facts and logic!”

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        But…..I wanted to laugh!

    • salted earth

      So are they saying human cooperation equals government?
      And citizenship is the highest virtue?

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        Would you like to know more?

      • salted earth

        no…I think I’ve had enough.

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        Verhoeven has a sad…that piece of commie shit.

      • CPRM

        These bugs keep flinging their shit at me!

    • Suthenboy

      ” It is in failed states such as Somalia that libertarianism finds its fullest actual expression.”

      If only that had been the first sentence it would have saved me some time.

    • CPRM

      I really need to stop clicking on these Twitchy links, linking to tweets that gang up on people doesn’t do anything but link tweets that gang up on people. It’s even more random than MSM bringing on ‘experts’ that agree with them.

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        Well, no–you don’t need Twitchy or Twitter to know Omar is an ambulatory piece of hyena shit.

      • Chafed

        Ding ding ding!

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        I’d like to run Salvador Dali’s fart-in-a-jar against her, in the next election.

        Would be an improvement.

  33. CPRM

    I ate a taco, now I’ll watch a documentary. I’ll blame Digby if the $100 I just spent on my replacement birthday gift doesn’t bring me joy. I hope all you late nighters join the Zoom tomorrow, because that’s where I’ll be.

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      I’ll blame Digby if the $100 I just spent on my replacement birthday gift doesn’t bring me joy.

      Hey–same as dow-What the fuck am I saying?

    • Festus

      My cherry album purchase in 1974. I was 9.

  34. egould310

    Knock Me Down https://youtu.be/D53C9tbO3ZQ

    Vanilla Blue https://youtu.be/HCaVMlmjKH4

    You’re not one of them
    You’re pure
    You’re something special
    Yeah that’s for sure
    You are my electric
    Got a black jag for you
    That’s why I call you
    My sweet vanilla blue

    Lost control again today

  35. UnCivilServant

    Well, there were some unexpected developements while I was sleeping with regards to the UPS guy. The box was delivered yesterday – at 11 at night. I almost shed my irritation until I looked and found they’d placed it so that it was impossible to open the front storm door without knocking the box down the steps, making me have to go out through the back door in order to get it.

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      Oh, good Lord… The delivery businesses reaaaaaly seem to be slipping here, recently.

    • Ted S.

      Last time I had something delivered from UPS they left it in the drainage ditch near the bottom of the driveway. Couldn’t find it for days. Couldn’t do a complaint through UPS’ website either since I couldn’t find an Amazon seller’s phone number to use for the seller’s number.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t usually find out the carrier until after it’s shipped, and for the most part there’s not a whole lot of difference between them with regards to reaching me. They have all blocked the storm door at one point or another, but this is the first time one has arrived in the middle of the night.

    • PieInTheSky

      No one needs two doors.

    • Gender Traitor

      I don’t think UPS has started this shtik yet, but I’ve seen an Amazon commercial recently that strongly implied that their delivery drivers were joining the ever-increasing-because-our-standards-are-dropping-through-the-floor ranks of “heroes.”

      • UnCivilServant

        They keep using that word. I don’t think it means what they think it means.

    • Sean

      Wow, that’s a determined employee.

      • UnCivilServant

        Or one looking to rack up overtime while regulations on drivers has been relaxed.

      • Fourscore

        Naw, the thief returned it when he found it wasn’t something he could wear, eat or sell easily. You have high class thieves in your neighborhood, UCS. First class, nicest, bestest thieves.

      • Festus

        Wifey orders tons of stuff from them and the delivery guys don’t even bother knocking on the door anymore. They just drop it wherever and skedaddle. Luckily we have a very protective little doggo.

      • UnCivilServant

        Actually it was beef jerkey, carbonated caffiene and junk food.

        A thief would have kept it.

      • Festus

        Poetic justice if some oxy-head ingested all that. My brother was in rehab once and they had to literally hold a dude above the toilet because his shit was about two feet long and as big around as a sign post. Apparently the guy cried like a new birth mother when it finally passed.

  36. JD is Unemployed

    I recall seeing some pretty poor muzzle discipline from the cops in London who strut about with ARs. They do it in train stations and major tourist spots, but the ones you can see are mostly for show. There’s always a van load ready to arrive on the scene just in time to kill a terrorist after they’ve already murdered people.

    • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

      “I mean…it’s dangerous out there, Sir! We could get hacked to death!”

      British special response unit

      • JD is Unemployed

        Emphasis on special.

      • Digby something something Unclothed Intruder

        🙂

      • JD is Unemployed
    • Gender Traitor

      Oh, how far we’ve fallen as a civilization when British cops are forced to carry guns!/sarc

  37. UnCivilServant

    Well, I’m up to 1,762 words, and the narrator is about to walk out and see Baranga proper.

    I’m going to refrain from posting the entirety of the story in the comments so there will be something for people to read later.

    • UnCivilServant

      I also plan to finish the vampire story, which is at 5,876 words right now.

      • Gender Traitor

        Looking forward to both of ’em.

      • Sean

        #metoo

  38. Gender Traitor

    Geez, it’s only in the low 50s here right now, and apparently it’s just going to get colder all day and night until the temp dips below freezing tomorrow morning. No Saturday morning back porch time for me. : (

    If it’s still this dreary when my vacation starts on Tuesday, I’m going to be very annoyed. Or I’ll just go shopping at some bricks & mortar store or another, since that will FINALLY be allowed that day. Could get expensive.

    • UnCivilServant

      Either the lockdown is causing catastrophic global cooling, or the greenies orchestrated the lockdown to prevent people from noticing the cooling.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, I’m doing MY part to keep burning fossil fuels by commuting across town every day!

      • Festus

        It’s still hitting the freezing point here at night but all the fatties are wearing shorts. It’s been a long, cruel Winter.

      • Fourscore

        Close to freezing again today but radishes started popping up yesterday. Full moon last night and several more days/nights of cool/cold weather. I started splitting wood yesterday for some future winter, got the wood burning furnace on this morning.

        A few more days change from my winter long underwear to my summer long underwear

    • Gender Traitor

      So…Oregon has free-range peacocks??

      • Festus

        Don’t know if I mentioned it yesterday but I really dug the video you shared of the band! I’m not a great fan of the Dead but that song I like. My buddy had “Terrapin Station” on vinyl and I used to listen the hell out of that album. He lent it to me and I scratched it somehow. Still feel shitty about it after 35 years.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks! That guy on the right playing guitar & singing lead is my hubby, and he FINALLY got Glibbed yesterday (after making a flaming exit from Facebook.) Keep an eye out for Tom Teriffic (misspelled on purpose) with a Yosemite Sam avatar- he’s the notorious Mr. GT – and be sure to say hello. And please – he IS a noob (and married to me, so thus deserving of sympathy.) Please be gentle! ; )

      • Festus

        You know me better than that, GT!

  39. Sean

    I don’t want to infringe on Q’s territory, but damn!

    https://lizkatz.com

    • Festus

      Oh my word… Just think, in a different time-line I too could dress up in fetish wear and make bank provided I were young, female and smoking hot enough!