Poll: If the Presidential Election Were Held Today

by | May 28, 2020 | Big Government, Economy, Executive Branch, Federal Power, Libertarianism, Open Post, Politics, Poll | 360 comments

A) Is there anyone among the current presumed (and actual) nominees for whom you could in good conscience vote?

B) Will you be writing in a candidate of your choice?

C) Will you just be skipping it altogether?

 

Also, do you think it matters to your daily life one way or the other who is elected? If so, why? If not, why not?

 

Discuss!

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360 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Trump
    No
    Possibly

  2. Drake

    Trump I guess. He fights the deep state.

    Biden is literally a stooge and I can’t image the Dems swapping him out for anyone who isn’t worse.

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Trump, simply because a vote otherwise will ensure that the FBI/DOJ/CIA wins when they’ve, in my mind, committed treason by deliberately undermining the incoming, duly-elected administration. When faith in that process is wholly lost by a significant portion of the populace, all bets are off.

    No

    No

    • Tulip

      This. Fuck them for making me vote for Trump

  4. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    Nope. My only temptation is to vote Trump so that the attempted coup isn’t rewarded. However, you fight coups with lead, not paper. Since I’m fresh out of lead, I’ll be letting the coup slide, I guess.

    No.

    Yes. Unless somebody downballot motivates me to get off my ass. If I had moved back to my old district here in Dallas, I’d go at least to vote against that schmuck Colin Allred. My grudge is 6 years old, but i still hate that guy.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Missed a question:

      Also, do you think it matters to your daily life one way or the other who is elected? If so, why? If not, why not?

      Yes. It’s not a night and day difference, but my paycheck has been bigger with Trump’s tax cuts, while I was stuck with shit health coverage that cost an arm and a leg in the aftermath of O-care. As a staunch pro-lifer, I’m very concerned that I will be forced, in the near term, to subsidize abortions. I doubt that happens when the GOP is in power. I like my guns. Having just moved from a place where I was very nearly made a felon to a place where people aren’t scared of guns, I feel that difference in my daily life. The people who push the idea of mandatory enslavement (required pro-bono) in my profession are all of one political stripe. The people pushing for me to go without plastic straws and large soft drinks and myriad other petty vices are all leftist.

      The GOP sucks on an absolute scale, but the Democrats are an immediate threat to my way of life. If I cared to vote pragmatically, I’d vote GOP every time. Their motto should be “we suck, but at least we’re not insane”

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘Their motto should be “we suck, but at least we’re not insane”’

        *glances at deficit spending over the last three plus years*

        Insanity is on a sliding scale, right? 😉

      • Florida Man

        This drunken spending spree has really put me off Trump. I was considering voting for him because of the tax cuts, but if you destroy the value of the dollar, those few extra shekels don’t mean shit.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yep. And I still predict another round of Trumpbux before November to prop up the stock market and 401ks. No freaking way is he going to allow the free fall of the artificially inflated
        market to happen before election day. Too many life savings ruined, too many old people, women and minorities hardest hit stories, too much ammo for the D)s.

      • Fourscore

        “another round of Trumpbux before November” to buy votes from the possible fence sitters

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yes sir, at the long term value of your retirement savings. Doesn’t being protected by Big Daddy State make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

  5. Ted S.

    I’m in NY, so my vote doesn’t matter.

    Except that I’ll probably vote TEAM RED in the HoR race since we’re in a swing district for one more election until reapportionment/redistricting and the legislature gerrymanders the few remaining Rs out of existence. They hate hate hate Stefanik (not my district).

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      The only reason I may vote is because my vote may count for something here,

  6. pistoffnick

    Shit sandwich or turd icecream?

    No thanks.

    Its a rigged game anyway. The only winning move is not to play.

    I mean, Biden is the best out of 30 or so candidates the Dems put up? And Trump? WTF?

    “A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years.” -Lysander Spooner

    • Fourscore

      The best part of the Fed elections are they come come during deer season and I’ll be too busy to take time out to think of voting. Also what Pistoff said.

      Mentally reviewing that group of wannabees from either party is brain damaging. How did we get to this point? Yukie the dog would be a better candidate and a better president.

      • pistoffnick

        Duke, the mayor of Cormorant, MN

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ghcGzwHXcI

        I mean it’s up by Detroit Lakes, which is Pope Jimbo’s hometown, so you KNOW the residents are crazy.

      • Fourscore

        Was Duke running against Jimbo?

      • SP

        Duke’s a good boy!

        (The Wonder Dog is also a great pyr.)

  7. Pine_Tree

    Trump. Didn’t last time, but given the coup attempt, etc., and at least a chance of decent-to-good judges, yeah.

    No

    Probably not

  8. egould310

    1. Trump
    2. No
    3. No

    The wife and I voted for Trump in 16 “ for the lol’s”. The insane reaction from the lunatics from left and right has been funny, but terrifying. We’ll be voting for Trump again in hopes it pushes those same lunatics right over the edge. Max chaos, why not?

  9. Sean

    I have only one path that makes sense to me.

    Trump.
    No.
    No.

    Trump’s America first stance runs counter to all the globalist bullshit we’ve had forced on us for decades. So, yes, I think it does matter to my daily life.

    • LemonGrenade

      Yeah, what he said. With the addition that I voted Johnson in ’16.

  10. Rhywun

    Will either skip or vote LP.

    It wouldn’t kill me to vote Trump.

    Would never vote Biden in a million years.

    • BakedPenguin

      This, and what LemonGrenade said above. In 2016, I was a “not Trump, but never Hillary” voter who picked Johnson as a protest vote. Unless he does something else really stupid, I’ll probably go with Trump.

  11. whiz

    1. Trump. My vote might actually matter here in Iowa, and no way do I want whoever the Dem ends up being as Prez.

    2. No

    3. No

      • whiz

        🙂

        Wrong spelling, though. It comes from my last name, which has an “H”.

        My cousin gave a a T-shirt with “Got Whiz?” on it, from a Philly-cheesesteak place in NYC.

      • RAHeinlein

        NYC doesn’t get it – should be Whiz, with – otherwise they will yell at you.

  12. Juvenile Bluster

    I’m voting for Jo Jorgensen.

    And I’m sorry guys, but I don’t understand how a libertarian in good conscience can even consider voting for Trump. The only libertarian thing he’s done as President is putting Gorsuch on SCOTUS.

    • egould310

      Being a libertarian and voting for POTUS are two different things. My conscience is clear.

    • R C Dean

      There’s been a little dereg.

      I think Trump has a better chance of reining in, or at least slowing down, the lunatic Total State than Jo would. She would be utterly isolated without a party power base/support and likely wouldn’t be able to do much, sadly.

    • straffinrun

      Jo is fine. GayJay would’ve have a dozen gaffes already, but she seems pretty solid in her beliefs. Oh, and she can control her tongue both figuratively and literally.

      • blackjack

        Know her well, do you?

      • straffinrun

        POTUSILF.

      • blackjack

        Ah, presidential ambitions. Got it.

      • straffinrun

        I’d be her intern.

    • robc

      I dont get the Trump votes either. He is still the guy who destroyed the USFL. That hasnt changed in the last 4 years.

  13. Larry Joe

    Trump
    Perhaps SMOD would be the best choice
    Yes. Judges

  14. juris imprudent

    I would vote for Trump if he had actually done as he promised in ’16 and gotten our military out of the many shitholes they lovingly call a mission. I won’t vote for Trump in ’20 because a) he hasn’t done as he promised, and b) he doesn’t give a shit about FBI, et al abuses other than he himself got abused. If it happened to someone else he would laugh and/or applaud. Fuck him. Although had either Harris or Bloomberg won the Democratic nomination, I may have sliced open my bowels and voted for Trump even in spite of a and b. Biden? No. Vote for the libertarian? Yes. In good conscience? Not particularly.

    Writing in is a bigger waste than voting Libertarian.

    I haven’t broken the conditioning about civic duty – yet. One day…

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘Writing in is a bigger waste than voting Libertarian.’

      How so? I feel no need to legitimize the LP as it’s currently structured.

    • leon

      “I haven’t broken the conditioning about civic duty – yet. One day…”

      I skipped the election once, and we got Mitt Romney as a senator, so now I feel bad.

    • blackjack

      It is never a waste to vote for the best candidate. What if everyone does what you did? That’s the point behind voting. Do what’s right, because it’s right. Not because it’s more likely to win.

  15. kinnath

    A) Is there anyone among the current presumed (and actual) nominees for whom you could in good conscience vote?

    I have never voted for a major party candidate (going back to 1980). I may vote for Trump because I am so fucking pissed at the democratic party and all my friends that support it. I have a strong urge to thumb my nose at all those friends.

    In all likelihood, I will vote for the libertarian candidate just to record another vote for the party and try to earn ballot access.

    B) Will you be writing in a candidate of your choice?

    even more pointless than voting to get ballot access for a minor party.

    C) Will you just be skipping it altogether?

    no. I feel the need to continue the self-abuse.

  16. Cannoli

    I think the longest-lasting impact a president has is through SCOTUS nominees. That’s why I voted for Trump in 2016, and because of Gorsuch, I’ll vote for him again in November.

    I don’t think it matters because “it’s who counts the votes that matters”. Find enough ballots in trunks to flip just a couple states and we get Biden until whoever gets picked as his VP takes over.

    • Count Potato

      At least if Biden wins, he won’t remember.

  17. Count Potato

    A) Trump

  18. EvilSheldon

    No. Voting isn’t about conscience, it’s about threat management.
    No. Write-ins turn a little waste of time into a big one.
    My individual votes, no. The results will, as we’re finding out in VA.

  19. Derpetologist

    I plan on voting for bad orange man and however many libertarians there are down ballot.

    I voted for Kerry 2004, Obama in 2008, and Johnson 2012 and 2016.

    My transformation into a lesser of 2 evils yokeltarian is nearly complete.

    • Apples and Knives

      You and I are 5 for 5 since 2004. I will vote for the man under the Hat and the Hair this November. I morphed from flaming liberal to libertarian to… whatever the fuck I am now? I don’t know, someone who sees Donald J. Trump as the least destructive option, frankly.

    • pistoffnick

      I AM SPARTACUS SAMUEL

  20. Florida Man

    I won’t vote for president because I don’t support trump or Biden and the LP is a waste of time.

    I won’t write anyone in either.

    I’ll show up to vote against laws/constitutional amendments at the state level.

  21. dbleagle

    I am in a state that has given an (R) the electoral votes twice (72 and 84), and it is the state that gave the Hildabeast a higher percentage of the vote than any other state in the Union. That gives me the ability to vote for whomever I want since it won’t make a difference. So I am split between writing in Crazy John McAfee and voting for Jo Jorgensen. If, in a alternate universe, Trump actually has the state in play I would consider voting for him simply to try and punish the Dems for their attempted coup and Panicdemic response.

    I will vote to try and stop some liberty destroying initiatives and try and break the Dem lock on the state that makes Hawaii well in the ultraviolet for political slant.

    I really hate that I would ever have to consider voting for Trump to try and stop the madness of the political process.

    • blackjack

      I haven’t even paid attention to the actual libertarian party since they pissed me off so bad in ’16 and immediately after. I had no idea who they were fielding. I thought maybe they were gonna sit it out and endorse Biden. After ’16 that would make sense.

      • Florida Man

        I thought maybe they were gonna sit it out and endorse Biden. After ’16 that would make sense.-

        That’s where I am, that’s why I’ll leave president blank.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Here’s a recent McAfee interview if you’re interested:
      https://youtu.be/3bhm7Q8e7O8

      I like the guy too but in his old age he’s getting crazier.

      • blackjack

        Than whale fucking on meth?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yes but not in a good way.

  22. Derpetologist

    I’m cynical but I can see the US today is a hell of a lot better that most other places and times. In my view, the important things are letting people who are good making money keep most of it, dividing the power among many different people (something something checks and something), and changing who’s in charge every few years. As long as that happens, we should be OK.

    • Florida Man

      changing who’s in charge every few years. –

      Sure you can change who is in charge, but if the deep state doesn’t support them, they won’t be able to get anything done.

      • Derpetologist

        Fair point. Even so, it’s better to have gridlock than have the deep state and the head honcho on the same page.

  23. blackjack

    Our state is mail in only this time, so my ballot is in the “whoops, we lost it” pile for sure.

    Imma vote for Trumpy if the Libertarians put up another weasel like Johnson.

    I write off a lot of candidates, but not in.

    I ALWAYS vote and I always vote for the loser/losing props. It’s a perfect record that might be broken if I vote for Trump.

  24. Trigger Hippie

    A)No

    B) Zombie Almanian, motherfuckers!

    C) Probably not, and my serious answer for B) is write-in.

    It doesn’t matter who I, myself, vote for because everybody I vote for always loses spectacularly. Does it matter in a general sense? Of course. The splitting of philosophical hairs over generations can lead to some very radical outcomes in what a society bases its law and culture around. Most civilizations that maintain a strong sense of cultural, ethnic, and religious unity can probably truck along quite well without much political interest by its people but those in power become ingrained and begin to try to radically change the very notion of what your society is about then yeah, a declaration by the masses is needed.

    I vote. If for no other reason than to have my dissent on record. My congressional house seat is locked in deep blue, the senate seats are usually up for grabs but the main choices are usually scumbags(McCaskill and Hawley last time, ffs) so I refuse to give them my vote, and presidentially there’s no way in hell Missouri is going blue in 2020. Outside of state and city/county amendments, propositions, and tax votes my vote means fuck all.

    • DEG

      B) Zombie Almanian, motherfuckers!

      Shit… you’re right. How could I forget Almanian?

      RIP

      • Not an Economist

        What about J Sub D?

      • DEG

        True.

        RIP.

      • Trigger Hippie

        He was before my time. Maybe I was lurking around the time he passed…I think so but I can’t say for certain.

      • pistoffnick


        What about J Sub D?”

        He was a good soul

  25. JaimeRoberto Delecto

    Since I’m in California my vote doesn’t really matter. In a normal election I would most likely vote Libertarian. But the coup attempt can’t be rewarded so this time around I’ll vote for Trump. He’s not perfect, but I don’t expect perfection. He’ll be better on regulation and judges and might even get us out of Afghanistan, though I’ll believe that when I see it.

  26. leon

    Right now Jo is she doesn’t piss me off before the election. I think I could vote for her with good conscience. As stated yesterday the better of two evils is a strategic argument, not a moral one, and I have the luxury of knowing that my vote won’t matter, so I don’t have to grapple with that.

    No.

    I might sit out the president portion but I’ll still participate in the local elections.

    • robc

      In Presidential elections, no ones vote matters ( maybe certain black robe wearing folks…maybe), so strategic voting is never necessary for Prez.

  27. R C Dean

    Trump.
    No.
    Probably not.

    Voting Trump to send a message to the DemOp apparat, Deep State, and misc. TDSers and hysterics.

    That message is “Fuck. You.”

    • kinnath

      I replied in the dead thread:

      308 Win – 150 gr FMJ – Federal American Eagle (AE308D)

      • R C Dean

        Sweet. A thousand rounds, too.

      • kinnath

        Burning up the last bonus I will see for years to come.

  28. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Jorgenson’s alright isn’t she? If you live in a state that’s a lock either way you may as well vote for her so that’s what I’ll probably do. If I lived in a swing state, which I don’t, I’d vote for His Orangeness.

    • robc

      There are no swing states for a single vote.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        True, but if the vote was close and the Dems took the state I’d feel bad about it. YMMV.

    • Trigger Hippie

      From people like you who link it!

      *runs from room sobbing*

    • blackjack

      isn’t that the guy that joined and then snitched on some crip/blood gang or something? Thought he’d be dead by now.

      • Count Potato

        Yes, but unfortunately not.

  29. DEG

    A) No, though depending on how things shake out, I might hold my nose and vote for Trump. Yuck.
    B) Maybe Ron Paul
    C) I think I need to send a “FUCK YOU” message, especially given it is a NH gubernatorial election.

    • DEG

      Also, do you think it matters to your daily life one way or the other who is elected? If so, why? If not, why not?

      It’ll be the difference between driving the speed limit or PUTTING THE METAL on the highway to Socialism.

      • DEG

        PUTTING THE METAL

        In my defense, I have only just begun drinking tonight.

        PUTTING THE PEDAL TO THE METAL

  30. one true athena

    President I don’t know, since my vote doesn’t count for much in CA for that, maybe Jo since she seems all right, but I would also like to just throw a tiny wench into the Most Popular President EVARRR bullshit so maybe Trump, but I’m certainly gonna vote against as many shitweasels as I can for other offices in this shithole state. Even if it’s all pretty meaningless in the end with the stranglehold the Dems have on Sacramento.

  31. Rebel Scum

    A) Join me for some mediocre, overpriced wine and an overcooked steak topped with a bland tomato paste.

    Y’all know I am on the Trump train. For all his faults, he is still the proverbial “protest candidate”, among other things.

    Voting Trump to send a message to the DemOp apparat, Deep State, and misc.

    *obligatory pox on both their houses blah blah blah* but not really because one is actually a worse evil in my humble opinion.

    Democrats are insane authoritarians that cannot be allowed to have power.

    • Viking1865

      “Democrats are insane authoritarians that cannot be allowed to have power.”

      In the last ten years, the Republican Party has marginalized their Rick Santorums.

      The Democrats have marginalized their Alan Dershowitzs.

  32. salted earth

    I think it is cumulative. One particular vote in one particular election may not affect my daily life. But looking at cities and states that have had one-party rule for decades, you can see differences (for better or for worse). At some point, it must matter.

  33. Drake

    Hey I was just wondering what would happen if a bunch of blue states locked down their states for months until the stress is unbearable – then – a cop gets filmed murdering a black man. I bet that would some crazy shit. People would be going to the riots just because there’s nothing else to do. And Blue State Mayors and Governors are now too pussy to do anything.

  34. Gender Traitor

    I believe Ohio is considered a “swing state,” so my vote might actually make a difference. In ’16, I held my nose and voted Johnson/Weld, as I considered Trump an assclown based on what little I’d seen of him on TV. I admit he hasn’t turned out to be as awful a president as I’d feared. Most of all though, I plan to vote for Trump this time to fight against the blatant attempts of his opponents to wreck the economy in order to hurt his reelection chances AND the transparent push for a “safe” mail-in election in order to perpetrate massive voter fraud.

    I may vote for down-ticket Libertarians if possible, but I don’t have any plans to write in any candidates.

    The results of the election matter more to me personally than I would like – the effect on the economy, the possible passing of laws that further erode my personal liberties, and, as other have mentioned, the appointment of judges whose terms will long outlast whoever’s in “the big chair.” I hope someday that it makes little to no difference to me who’s president.

    • hayeksplosives

      I hope someday that it makes little to no difference to me who’s president

      We were there once upon a time in this country; maybe there’s a way back.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      GT,
      I believe we live relatively close to one another in Ohio. And I’m with you on voting for Trump as a counter to the ridiculous actions of his opponents.

      Not sure if we’ll have many libertarians to vote for down-ticket, but if so, I’ll probably support them.

      I also wish the presidential election wouldn’t matter as much.

  35. hayeksplosives

    I have to hold my nose and vote for Trump. The reason I won’t vote symbolically (like for Rand) is because I’d rather have the R machine picking the judges instead of the D machine.

  36. robc

    I plan to vote for the nonexistent libertarian chick.

  37. RAHeinlein

    Trump.

    Yes, my day-to-day life will be impacted – taxes, affirmative action policies, general economy (primary impact for my children), regulatory, free speech, 2A.

  38. Gender Traitor

    OT aside to Mojeaux: I was just looking at the “After-Supper Amusements” you’ve listed for Cods and Cuntes on your website, and I see you included Magpie! May I shamelessly take credit for turning you on to that song?

    • Mojeaux

      You betcha!

      Sadly, I have already finished the acknowledgments and uploaded the files to be processed to all the right places, or I’d have put that in the acknowledgments for you.

      When I go back and do corrections, I’ll correct that oversight.

      I thought I also included Lullaby, but it appears I didn’t. I’ll fix that.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, don’t worry about adding that to the book files. At most, maybe a H/T next to that song in the list on the web page would be the greatest of plenty. (“Last Lullaby” is listed, but without a link. To be honest, I don’t remember that one, so I can’t take credit for it.)

    • straffinrun

      Her son is paying tribute to racism and discrimination.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        NGL, he’s not a bad dancer.

      • straffinrun

        Not a bad dancer? I’d have gone with great, but I poke my eye out every time I churn the butter.

  39. DEG

    OT: The Clown Prince speaks

    The order is set to expire at the end of the month if it’s not renewed. Sununu said the state is keeping a close eye on hospitalizations and the percentage of positive tests as businesses reopen.

    “We’re anticipating the stay-at-home order to stay in place for a couple more weeks,” Sununu said. “We’re not going to do it in months at a time, but really do it a couple weeks at a time and kind of mesh it with how we’re doing with our reopening process.”

    Reopen NH responds

  40. Derpetologist

    The main reason I kept working as an engineer long after it became clear it was the wrong place for me was that I could say to myself “well, at least I don’t work for the govt”. I took a lot of pride in that. A bad private sector job was more honorable to me than a good govt job.

    But I have bills to pay like everyone else and I’d prefer to do work that is interesting to me. And so here I am. I’m basically a conservative, patriotic guy. Eagle Scout (hat tip to HM and any other glib Eagles), engineering degree paid by scholarship, Peace Corps, Army- the US of A has been pretty good to me over the years. I like to think that through my work I have given back at least as much as I was given.

    I’m fine with govt programs that people must work for- I certainly made use of them- but that’s the thing. There are mobs of people who want to get paid just for being alive. Well, if you’re able to work, you should. That always seemed obvious to me. If nobody works, we’ll all starve. I remember years ago being in between jobs. When I told people, they asked me if I was taking unemployment. I said no because I don’t believe in it. They said “what, are you a *Republican?*” They said it like it was being a child molester.

    I take comfort in the thought that none of this is new. The phrase bread and circuses comes from a time in Roman history when more people were on the dole than working.

    We should all just move to a quiet corner of Wyoming and make our own town. I suggest we name it Middle Finger.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      *left-handed handshake*

      • Derpetologist

        Wow, I forgot about that. I guess should turn in my medal.

        Wing-maka-dink, Wing-a-law-sick, What-a-hemma-way

        Quando Omni Flunkus, Moritati

    • Raven Nation

      “Middle finger”: +1 Forever War

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      I’ve used the phrase “on the dole” a few times lately and no one seems to know what it means.

      • Rebel Scum

        Dole hasn’t gotten any action since the 90s.

      • straffinrun

        Elizabeth was on the Dole.

      • Derpetologist

        A lot of boys no longer know what “thrifty” means. Kids these days…

        The Boy Scout troop I belonged to disbanded a few years ago after being active for about 60 years. No more boys.

        Kind of sad, but seeing as the *Boy* Scout is now accepting girls, what’s the point? What are we, Venture Crew?! [spits]

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kctx5hx1Wmc

      • LemonGrenade

        Husband is an Eagle, plus was a Scoutmaster for one of the local troops for several years and even set up a Girl Scout troop before Boy Scouts buckled under the rising tide of gender conformity. Honestly, from his perspective, allowing girls in Scouts is totally fine. We’ve already had them in Venture Crews for years, and while Cub Scouts might have been boys only, it was structured in such a way that entire families were encouraged to attend and participate on campouts, etc, which led to resentment when the girls who had been attending Cub Scout meetings and campouts for years were told they couldn’t officially join. He believes BSA is about turning out leaders, not men. My daughter wanted to be a Boy Scout. Girl Scouts sucks; they barely do any outdoor or leadership skills, it’s all about progressive causes now. She was really excited about the prospect of joining the Scouts BSA when they announced, and once we finally set up a troop in the area. Then the Peking Pox hit, and Scouts completely pussied out, went for fully virtual meetings and canceled all camps for the summer. That did it for my husband, he’s done, and he’s completely fine with teaching our kids to shoot and cook, and plan their own activities, without going through the Scouts any more. BSA lost a 60 hour a week volunteer through sheer wussiness.

    • LemonGrenade

      Can’t we find a slightly warmer state? That’s my only objection.

      • Derpetologist

        We could live in Subaru Outbacks as Sugarfree intended and migrate south in the winter.

        I suppose we could live in Nevada, but that place gets too hot in the summer.

      • LemonGrenade

        My dream is to relocate to Florida, stay there over the winters, then rent the place out to idiots all summer who want to smother in the heat while I travel in an RV. So, kinda like that.

  41. Old Man With Candy

    A) Is there anyone among the current presumed (and actual) nominees for whom you could in good conscience vote? – No. For Senate here, we have a choice between McSally and Kelly, both of whom I despise. There is no third choice. For president, Team L really disappointed me with Jorgensen. So I’ll skip that line as well….

    B) Will you be writing in a candidate of your choice? …except maybe I’ll write in SugarFree. He earned my vote.

    Also, do you think it matters to your daily life one way or the other who is elected? I left Facebook about a month after the 2016 election, when I posted something to the effect of, “It really doesn’t matter who won, your life won’t be much different,” and I got my first exposure to the absolutely unhinged TDS that everyone in my “friends” list (except for a few of my old H&R- and later Glibertarians- friends) succumbed to. I was right, of course. Ditto this time- no matter whether it’s Trump or Biden, we’ll get a mental defective who will continue the wars, continue and expand domestic spying, continue asset forfeiture, continue the War on Drugs, continue warrantless CBP stops, expand DHS and TSA, and massively increase spending.

    • SP

      JFC, just pass me a razor blade already.

      • pistoffnick

        Are you out of rusty can lids?

    • straffinrun

      Time spent thinking about who to vote for POTUS > Influence your vote could actually have

    • R C Dean

      McSally sucks as a campaigner, so we’ll probably get Kelly (Gabby Giffords’ husband). Could well flip the Senate, which would be a Bad Thing. No more judges, another batch of impeachment investigations. Yay.

  42. Urthona

    Don’t know. I will vote but I really don’t believe it matters. Probably for Trump

    This here is an allegedly libertarian board and 90% of the people are voting for Trump.

    That’s sad.

    And the candidate, for her flaws, is about twice as smart and principled as Trump
    and Biden combined.

    • Rebel Scum

      That’s sad.

      Pragmatism > Ideology

      And the candidate, for her flaws, is about twice as smart and principled as Trump
      and Biden combined.

      To whom are you referring?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Pragmatism is the gender-fluid of philosophy.

      • DrOtto

        Too much asparagus…

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Whoa. Mind blown.

      • Urthona

        your mom

      • Urthona

        no jk. I mean is it really pragmatism? your vote really doesn’t matter. you just *feel* like it does.

      • Rebel Scum

        It can’t be a sort of silent-ish protest?

      • Rebel Scum

        To add to that, I am off the opinion that if libertarians are going to make any progress we need to infiltrate one of the major parties. As Republicans are ostensibly (at least…) amenable to individualism/constitutionalism we should infiltrate them and force them to live up to their own stated philosophy*.

        *yes, I am aware, “party of mercantilism” and all that, but I believe it is a viable option considering the choices and current paradigm.

      • Urthona

        yup

      • Trigger Hippie

        I believe it’s mostly just a reflx born out of visceral hatred for authoritarian progressives and their recent behavior.

      • tarran

        I would guess the LP candidate. They nominated one that wasn’t a washed up Republican this time around IIRC.

      • Rebel Scum

        that wasn’t a washed up Republican

        I haven’t bothered to observe any LP business. But, without any further knowledge, I assume this would be an improvement.

    • westernsloper

      allegedly libertarian is right there in the small print after Family Safe.

    • Rebel Scum

      Candidates we can all get behind.

      • Rebel Scum

        4, 5, 37, 41, and I’m spent.

        #73 is Riley Reid

        I noticed that as well. *checks browser history* Not that I know her from anywhere in particular. . .

      • Chipwooder

        Adriana Chechik > Riley Reid. Fight me.

      • DEG

        Threesome.

      • Rebel Scum

        Riley all day (and night…).

    • DEG

      #9 and #66 are the same picture. Which is OK by me. She’s the best of the bunch.

      #73 is Riley Reid (NSFW).

      • DEG

        Shit. I should have noticed it was her.

        I will hang my head in shame.

      • Trigger Hippie

        To be fair, she was clothed in the Chive link, so…

    • Count Potato

      que?

    • Urthona

      Summarize it for me. I’m too tired to form my own opinion right now.

      • Count Potato

        IANAL

      • Urthona

        oh you

      • LemonGrenade

        “Hey, media companies should live up to their terms of service, and we should investigate to see if they are taking content down in bad faith.” It’s mostly a digging expedition to get explanations for why so many ‘conservatives have been suppressed on social medial while liberals roam free’. It doesn’t actually do anything or change status of online platforms.

  43. tarran

    A: No

    B: No

    C: skipping the election.

  44. westernsloper

    A) Is there anyone among the current presumed (and actual) nominees for whom you could in good conscience vote?
    Like I have a conscience. I hate the R’s only sightly less than the D’s and the L’s? Well, this year it is a maybe because now my vote doesn’t count here. (ya you puritans I am one of those) But the whole coup attempt so many have mentioned might be the most infuriating thing I have seen (pre-Covidfreakout) in my life. But I fall back on CO front range chooses our delegates and now the asshats voted to do away with the electoral college so there is that too. Seriously I am ready to leave the state and maybe the country.

    B) Will you be writing in a candidate of your choice?
    Depends on the office. I might write in myself for a few.

    C) Will you just be skipping it altogether?
    If I forget and or am to drunk to fill out the ballot when I need to mail it right before the deadline then yes. It has happened.

    Ya, I take this shit serious!

  45. Oy the Billy-Bumbler

    Trump

    No

    No

    Trump needs Michigan.

  46. Gustave Lytton

    1. Probably Trump for the same reasons enumerated above. In a solid blue state, but one grain of sand still adds to the popular vote, for what it’s worth.

    2. For dog catcher. Pisses me off the number of contests that only have a single candidate, often through a rigged process in the primary.

    3. Unlikely. There is at least one down ballot contest where the public union supported leftist nut job needs to be thrashed hard (keep dreaming).

  47. Tres Cool

    If I dont go Trump, Ill likely write-in Vermin Supreme/Goldwater like I did in 2016

    Or maybe Hunter Thompson/Jimmy McMillan

    • pistoffnick

      “Vermin Supreme”

      One of the few who gets the joke…and plays along.

      If I were ever to vote (we mustn’t, precious), Vermin would be my cast.

      • pistoffnick

        My last vote was for Jesse Ventura for Governor of MN. He won and did a lot of things I liked. But those things didn’t last beyond his term.

      • Tres Cool

        During one of the debates, I commented that VS and Jimmy McMillan should run…”the boot is too damn high!”

  48. zwak

    Jo. I don’t think she is great, but it is a vector.

    No

    No.

    • blackjack

      BLOODY HELL!!!

    • Count Potato

      CWAA

    • Gustave Lytton

      Earning his redwings.

  49. Chipwooder

    If I were to vote, it would be for Trump, but I doubt I’ll bother. I’ve never voted for a Democrat and can’t imagine under what circumstances I ever would. The LP can go pound sand so long as that protoleftist sack of shit Sarwark is in charge.

  50. Mojeaux

    I’m probably not going to bother voting unless there’s something down-ticket I need to put my 2c in for.

    I voted for the pothead and while it’s fun saying, “Hey, don’t look at me, I voted for the pothead,” he has since left a little bit of a nasty tang in my mouth.

    OTOH, I may feel like voting for not-Biden/not-Hillary.

  51. straffinrun

    OWMC on Twitter is quite pithy. He’s a regular HL Menchkin.

    • Old Man With Candy

      SP just said, “Oh, look, straffinrun misspelled ‘pissy.'”

      • straffinrun

        Making fun of my lisp. Sheesh.

      • Old Man With Candy

        “risp.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        He’s gone native.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Needs a abenomask with the smoke hole cut out.

  52. AlmightyJB

    Well my default would be to vote Libertarian. TBH, I haven’t really looked that deeply at Jo yet. My RAGE over the media induced CV panic had me planning to vote for Trump (even though I’ve hated him long before he was even doing reality TV) for NO other reason than a fuck you to CNN, MSNBC and the progfucks. He’s making it very difficult for me though. He is such a manchild idiot. Of course the DNC terrifies me right now.

  53. blackjack

    Schemeing demons dressed in kingly guise? This belongs here, I believe.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Beating down the Multitudes,
      and, scoffing at the Wise….

      • blackjack

        Just like witches at black masses!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oh Lord…
        Yeah!

      • leon

        Great song, but it still bothers me that they tried passing off rhyming masses with masses

  54. Stillhunter

    I haven’t looked at any responses yet. Sorry if I am redundant. Assuming the election were today:

    I’m in a potential swing state, so I would likely vote for trump so we don’t get whom ever is the dem VP, but I wouldn’t know unless I had to actually do it.

    No.

    Unfortunately yes, I think the president has more and more influence on daily life (e.g., increase in executive orders and potential impact to the SCOTUS, which also has more impact on daily lives than it should) and is something that may affect my future and my kids‘ future.

  55. salted earth

    Would it be possible to run a campaign as a write-in candidate? How many write-ins would you need to, at the very least, make a statement? It seems that the right person could follow the Trump formula and gain some support. After the last few months, I would think that more people are willing to think outside the box or make a protest vote. Apparently, nine states do not allow write-ins for president.
    According to this article, you shouldn’t write in a candidate because it’s mean to ballet-counters (it makes more work for them). https://electoral-vote.com/evp2016/Feature_stories/write-ins.html

    • Urthona

      yes but you will lose.

      • salted earth

        usually somebody does

      • juris imprudent

        Usually we all lose.

      • pistoffnick

        THAT’S THE POINT!
        They win. you lose.

    • Rebel Scum

      Prosecutors warn there is ‘evidence that does not support criminal charge’ in case of four cops accused of killing George Floyd

      Well, it was only the one that did it.

      as they say police can use a ‘certain amount of force – but not excessive’

      I daresay asphyxiation to death while in police custody is rather excessive.

      • blackjack

        9 minutes might have been a tad much, 8 is just enough, like the TV show.

    • leon

      Totality of the Circs

      • Gender Traitor

        …or of the circus.

      • straffinrun

        +1 Clown world

      • dbleagle

        If the prosecutors try that shit “Minnesota Nice” may mean something else by Independence Day.

        aka “Minnesota”-woodchipper sound-“Nice”

    • Urthona

      Damn that is a tease.

      I must know the extenuating circumstances that somehow make that ok.

      • AlmightyJB

        There’s no way they don’t prosecute.

      • blackjack

        Well, they just lit the fuse on at least a few more nights of discount shopping, if my memories of the early nineties are correct.

      • Playa Manhattan

        They were incredibly stupid to call a press conference for that.

        I was 100% sure they were going to announce arrests.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Bullshit. The one cop straight up murdered him. The others in addition to failing to stop him and failing to arrest him on the spot for murder, are also subject to felony murder & conspiracy.

    • LJW

      I’m guessing he didn’t die from asphyxiation if they’re saying that.

      • Urthona

        It went down as a covid-19 death.

      • juris imprudent

        You probably already saw this.

      • Urthona

        no but i’ll admit it was an obvious joke.

    • Lady Z

      What an odd statement. Yes, they need to build the case properly and provide due process, but this smells funny.

    • Urthona

      What happened to the porcupine smoking a joint that I submitted? Seriously pissed.

      • Trigger Hippie

        You forgot to have it humping a pile of money.

      • kinnath

        porcupine humping a pile of money

    • LemonGrenade

      What’s with the yellow eyes? I guess I get the tarnished liberty imagery? I wouldn’t call it a UI or design win, though.

    • Trigger Hippie

      No, see, the purple is symbolic and shit. Why the rest of it looks like a logo for a community college is beyond me.

      • Urthona

        Don’t be elitist. A community college would have a way better logo than that.

      • straffinrun

        Nice.

      • robc

        She does teach at Clemson (zing!!!).

    • blackjack

      Freedom’s just another word for the party that always loses.

    • juris imprudent

      What? And act like a real political party?

    • pistoffnick

      Derp is on a Larken Rose kick!

    • AlmightyJB

      Lol. This begs a question since we’re discussing voting. The States ratified the Constitution. If you vote for state and federal representation, are you giving validation, perhaps even tactic permission, to the system that enforces the “right” to steal from you? If so, if you don’t vote, can you and do you withdraw that permission?

      • R C Dean

        No, but if so, to what end?

    • straffinrun

      Modern day Lysander Spooner. *Spooner wasn’t the dickhead in his private life that Larken is

      • pistoffnick

        I mean he (Lysander) kind of was a dickhead. He sued the government over the monopoly of the post office.

      • robc

        They passed a law specifically to shut down his business. If that doesnt justify a lawsuit, nothing does.

      • straffinrun

        Pistoff was being sarcastic, no?

    • LemonGrenade

      So grateful that was actually a picture of a garden.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Missed opportunity to mosaic it.

      • straffinrun

        Moments like these are why I stay at glibs.

    • robc

      Rob Deer is the Patron Saint of the Three True Outcomes.

  56. The Bearded Hobbit

    C) first. The DoI has a phrase along the lines of “government is by the consent of the governed”. I figure that if I vote on the Federal level then I am providing my consent. So I choose to not do so. However, it it false bravado because NM is a soft blue state. Our EC votes will be for the D guy and our Senator and whoever “represents” me will be D.

    Downstream is different. I know the president of our HOA. If I made an appointment I could visit with my county rep and he would probably listen to me. Above that it is hardcore D so I’ll vote against them all. And my vote won’t mean a thing (last election I batted 0.000).

  57. hoof_in_mouth

    Probably that idiot in the whitehouse since I live in MI. I normally vote Libertarian and donate money to the campaign but I’ve tired of sad ineffectiveness. As for whether the president matters personally, I am disappointed that yes it now matters. Fuck the creeping pervasive total state.

  58. creech

    Not that my vote “counts” [even in a swing state] but I’ll vote for Jorgensen. Without a significant number of votes the LP’s ideas will never be adopted, even in part, by a major party. It’s a fantasy that “libertarians can work from within the GOP” as long as the GOP isn’t scared of losing libertarians to the LP. And, you’ll never get reform or a better quality of LP leadership as long as quality people and candidates aren’t attracted to a party that gets only 1% of the vote.

  59. Gustave Lytton

    A little something in the story for everyone

    https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/05/coronavirus-outbreak-hits-townsend-farms-in-fairview.html

    In the more recent incident, at least 48 out of a group of 350 seasonal workers who arrived in the Portland area on May 23 and 24 have tested positive, according to the Oregon Health Authority. Health officials said they believe the workers contracted the virus prior to coming to the Portland area

    Just arrived from…?

  60. Mojeaux

    *whew*

    I’m finished with the ebook of Cods & Cuntes and have uploaded everything for sale tomorrow.

    *flops over*

    *dies*

    • straffinrun

      Unfortunately, the wife pays the CC bills and knows what the C word means. I blame myself. Maybe I’ll get my brother to get it for me. It’s how I launder money to glibs.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ummm….you DO know that’s not the actual title, right?

      • straffinrun

        No, I didn’t. That’ll work.

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t die!

      *resuscitates*

      • straffinrun

        Figure of speech. *Pulls UCS off Mojo’s body

      • slumbrew

        I misread that as “booty”

  61. straffinrun

    I’ve noticed that as long as I don’t come right out and say I’m an anarchist, conservatives almost always agree with my takes* or at worst just ignore them. Not sure what that says about me.

    *Cops not included

    • Q Continuum

      You’re a Trumptard?

      • straffinrun

        He makes me laugh. Does that count?

      • Q Continuum

        Well it definitely makes you a white supremacist.

    • blackjack

      It always goes sideways when the issue of cops comes up. That and wars. And drugs. Nevermind.

      • straffinrun

        There are ways to talk to them about wars and drugs without triggering them. IOW, there is a way to talk to them but it takes time and you gotta let them get there on their own with just a little prodding. I get nowhere with the left. They immediately disagree with everything because they demand fealty to their ideology first.

      • blackjack

        True that. Lefties always just yell “Oh yeah! What else did Fox news tell you to believe?” and then storm off.

      • banginglc1

        I think they are open to drug conversations more an more. Especially the younger ones. Most of my circle is fairly conservative, votes republican, all of them at least want pot legal. They also don’t seem to care much about TeH gAyz anymore either. The culture war is winning those two issues.

  62. UnCivilServant

    Does This mean the illegal mask order expired?

    And technically, businesses have the constitutional authority to throw out customers for whatever reason they please, but “Freedom of Association” is a foreign concept to Andy.

  63. AlmightyJB

    Looks like the cops just abandoned the 3rd Precent. Mob now has control.

  64. J. Frank Parnell

    A) Don’t know enough about whatshername that the LP nominated to say. Was really hoping for McAfee or Vermin. Oh well.

    B) Meh. IDK.

    C) I’m in California, so my vote for President doesn’t matter. I’ll guess when the time comes I’ll try to swing my district back to red. Not sure what propositions are going to be on the ballot this year.

  65. Brochettaward

    As the One True Libertarian, I have no choice but to cast a write-in ballot for myself.

    • Mojeaux

      Missouri ballot counters: WHO THE FUCK IS BROCHETTAWARD?!

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t be silly. The response is “Spoiled Ballot”

      • Mojeaux

        Oh damn.

  66. dorvinion

    1) JoJo.
    I can’t see Trump actually ending a war or two between now and Nov but if he does that suggests he might end more wars and so that would be worth having him in there longer.

    2) No

    3) No reason to skip entirely as the Rs that run in my district tend to be more of the Massie/Paul types and thus very much worth trying to get elected.

  67. mikey

    Election?
    Screw it.
    I went for a bike ride this evening and took this.
    https://i.imgur.com/mZxmbtR.jpg
    I feel a lot better.

    • UnCivilServant

      Is that a goat or a deer?

      • mikey

        Pronghorn antelope.
        We stared at each other for a bit and then it pranced over the hill.

  68. UnCivilServant

    I need suggestions for some place to go have a celebratory sit-down meal. It needs to be within day-trip distance of Albany, and most importantly – open.

    • Brochettaward

      For a meal like that, do you use your celebration gloves or your eating gloves?

      • UnCivilServant

        The celebratory dinner gloves.

        Sheesh, how uncouth do you think I am?

    • CPRM

      I drove around Green Bay looking for someplace to sit down and have lunch yesterday. The first place I went to was a new location for a brewpub I’ve been to a few times, but it felt too ‘hipster experience’ so I drove around for the next half hour just trying to find someplace ti sit down and eat that wasn’t fastfood. The places that weren’t still closed for dine in were closed permanently. Ended up getting too hungry so I just stopped at a Chile’s.

      • UnCivilServant

        Green bay is a bit out of the way for a day trip.

      • CPRM

        You didn’t even go there when it was close. But, that wasn’t my point. It’s hard to know what restaurants still exist after the government tried to murder them all.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s why I was hoping someone knew of a place…

    • whahappan

      Probably not helpful as it’s closed, but highly recommended when things are allowed to open up. Ted’s should be able to verify.
      http://thephoeniciansteakhouse.com

      • UnCivilServant

        By then it’ll be too late to celebrate.

  69. CPRM

    Wrote and was ready to record audio for a new cartoon last night. But my drivers for the mic weren’t right and I was getting a bunch of fuzz. Found the right drivers, then my internet shit out for several hours. Mic sounds good tonight, trying to get into the headspace to do the voice work.

  70. straffinrun

    Tom Morello’s birthday is tomorrow. Co inky dink?

    • CPRM

      Is it Che or Castro’s birthday as well? Otherwise I think he despises it.

      • straffinrun

        Of course. He never gets his wish because he never blows out his candles. Burn!

  71. Tom Teriffic

    In a private dining room at the Mandarin Oriental, Hyde Park, Late May 2020.

    Well, our little epidemic appears to be fizzling out. We launched the campaign a bit too soon, I fear.

    It would appear so. Any other ideas to keep the muppets distracted until the Yanks have their little election?

    Hmmmm. It’s a bit evergreen, but why not try the old “white cop kills a black citizen” gambit again? With a bit of luck and encouragement from our friends, it could spin into a full-on race war. Then we could have the papers politicize it heavily. Divide and conquer and all that, what?

    Evergreen, indeed. It could be that too many people have had that tired old “race card” played, usually unfairly. They may not cooperate willingly this time. They’re not racist, they know it and they aren’t going to fall for the ruse again.

    But the youth have not yet been exposed to excess, their rage is easy to excite and they are so gullible. That may decide it.

    Let me make a few calls.

    • CPRM

      I think you need to take a break on GT’s patio of tranquility.

      • Tom Teriffic

        Naw, I’m way past the age of rage. I can still do a pretty good high dudgeon though.

      • CPRM

        You have dudgeonous crabs? Is that an STD or a seafood?

    • CPRM

      I hate everyone on both sides. Let it burn. Let it Bern.

      • AlmightyJB

        Remember the riots?

      • CPRM

        Must have been a Quiet Riot.

      • CPRM

        League of Legends…I didn’t think you were into MMORPGEATADICK games.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not, but it’s hard not to have heard of them.

        I play singleplayer games.

      • CPRM

        but it’s hard not to have heard of them.

        Not too hard apparently, I’d heard of the game but not them.

    • straffinrun

      Seriously, this might be the greatest thing you’ll ever see.

      • CPRM

        *Rome Burning in the Background* Nero: Everything is perfectly tranquil. I am a grand Emperor. *Continues playing his lyre*

      • straffinrun

        Literally gas lighting. Literally.

    • Q Continuum

      The Ministry of Truth really needs to up its game.

    • AlmightyJB

      Wow. Guess the National Guard is stuck in that manditory 2 week diversity training like FEMA was before replying to New Orleans.

  72. blackjack

    Some things never change.

    • blackjack

      Most of what I do believe is against most of your laws. I’m a fugitive from injustice…

    • PieInTheSky

      well old songs that were recorded cannot really change can they?

      • CPRM

        Only for audiophiles.

      • blackjack

        Yup, it’s the same old song.

  73. PieInTheSky

    Not an American, but would vote libvertarian because it is simply time for a female president in the US and the US would have handled the covid better led by a woman, or so the NYT informs me, althoughI have a feeling that for the NYT the libertarian candidate in No True Woman.

    While I have a different outlook than ya lot, I am slightly surprised to see people thinking Trump actually fought the deep state because it does not seem like all that much to me, outside defending himself from some attacks. My main hopes as a non American for the trump elections did not come true, although US was probably better off with trump from the point of view of supreme court.

    • CPRM

      It’s amazing that according to the media the only stupid women in politics are the women who aren’t democrat, otherwise #believeallwomen

  74. Playa Manhattan

    I’ve been pretty busy. Has the Minneapolis crowd checked in lately?

    • CPRM

      What’s the date for the first Cal home game?

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’m pretty sure 4X is looking to pick up some more beehive frames at a discount.

    • hayeksplosives

      I am looking at my FB feed and seeing Minneapolis friends’ posts.

      One couple we were friends with (and clients of) just announced that their shop is now burning, and it’s in St Paul. Also burning (allegedly) is the Northtown mall, which used to be a decent place but they added a public transit hub. Nobody chooses public transit in Minneapolis, so the ridership is an eclectic group.

    • one true athena

      LA area peeps should stay clear of downtown tomorrow. We got the call from County admin an hour ago to stay away since there’s a protest scheduled.

    • CPRM

      The unarmed black man who died after being pinned to the ground by a white cop, sparking riots in Minneapolis, reportedly knew his alleged killer.

      Those other descriptors don’t matter in this case, only fuel division.

    • hayeksplosives

      Yikes. That plot makes for a typical TV crime drama. Fortunately won’t lead to exoneration and might even have an opposite effect.

    • dbleagle

      Too bad you didn’t kill it. They are a major contributor to the decline in Desert Bighorn numbers.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oatman, protected, though I heard you can adopt them,

  75. Gustave Lytton

    I have a dream that some day Star Wars (no, not “New Hope”) will be released in restored glory without edits and “improvements”. Sadly I think that day is further off than when Lucas still controlled the universe.

    • BakedPenguin

      So what “Star Wars”, then? I quit after Phantom Menace because suck. If you want Jar Jar restored to all his glory, I don’t give a shit. If you want anything else after that restored, I also don’t give a shit. WTF are you even speaking about? 9 films, 6 suck. State your case.

      • The Hyperbole

        I believe he means that the first movie was always just “Star Wars” until the new stuff and they started calling it ‘A New Hope’, Gustave doesn’t believe in progress.

  76. Yusef drives a Kia

    In other trivial bullshit, I’m doing the Xerocole thing, sleeping in the middle of the day, then working at night, followed by a short nap, then play around at dawn.
    tomorrow we have rafting visitors, so we are taking the Island to the Island for a picnic, oh and some Geocaching as well,

  77. Unreconstructed

    a) I can vote for the LP ticket. Not perfect, but definitely better than it could have turned out.
    b) Nah. I’m in TX – any vote that isn’t Trump is probably wasted at the Presidential level.
    c) Yeah, I’m gonna vote – we’ve got an LP candidate running against the SOB in my district that tried to pass legislation to neuter 3rd parties.

  78. banginglc1

    Late to the party, but is no one voting BangingLC1 in November . . . my campaign must be faltering. I don’t know why, I’ve mentioned once or twice on an obscure libertarian website.

    BangingLC1 2020!

    “I don’t really want to do the work to make it better, but I also won’t actively try to make it worse.”

    • UnCivilServant

      He seems like a single issue candidate, I can’t take him seriously.

    • Gender Traitor

      That may, in fact, be the most appealing position I’ve heard from any of the current crop of candidates.

      • banginglc1

        Slogan #2:

        “If you though Obama and Trump played a lot of golf, just wait!”

      • Sean

        OK, I’m in.

      • UnCivilServant

        Now I’m definately opposed.

      • banginglc1

        Hmm . . . Now you’ve done it! I’m adding an extra tax on gloves!

  79. Sean

    https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-52844192

    A police station in Minneapolis has been set alight during a third night of protests over the death of an unarmed black man in custody on Monday.

    I guess their aim is improving. /shrug

    Seriously though, the cops abandoned the building? What a bunch of cucks! /sarc

    And of course, Twitter can’t help themselves at this point.

    • Gender Traitor

      Can Twitter really help anyone?

      • UnCivilServant

        I donno, it seems to have helped Jack Dorsey.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m not so sure about that, Dorsey seems to have gone off the deep end. Say what you will about the EO, it’s not the smartest thing to pick an avoidable fight with the worlds single most powerful person.

  80. banginglc1

    The janitor lady at work cleans the men’s bathroom every day between 7-8am (eastern). This works very poorly for me. I get to work around 7. I make a pot of coffee. Start drinking it, and about now (7:30) the urge to defecate hits strong. This is a struggle every single weekday. There is no other bathroom in this building. I guess I could start identifying as a woman in the mornings and just go in there, but, well, I’m sane.

    • PieInTheSky

      I am somewhat lucky that where I work the bathroom was cleaned between 10 and 11 and I also got to work around 7. Then again a lot more people get to work around 9 30

    • straffinrun

      Hmmm. The cleaning ladies here DGAF if there are guys pissing/shitting in there. They just go in and clean regardless. It was a bit weird at first.

    • Festus

      That is terrible Janitorial etiquette. We work around you, not the other way around. If someone needs the shitter there are about a hundred different things that she could be doing. I’m aghast!

      • banginglc1

        The last janitor took 2 hours and couldn’t clean to save his life. I’ll take this, it’s a step up. But I still need to poop.

      • Festus

        There can only be one and his name is Festus! Seriously, it’s a bad job that attracts bad workers. Once you gain an affinity for a site and get treated with decency you become “part of the team”. GIGO.

      • Festus

        #1, I don’t need to smell your fresh leavings while I go about my “essential business”…

  81. straffinrun

    Let’s see who has good taste in music.

    Minnesota is looking California and feeling California.

    • Festus

      I like that band. Temple of the Dog, right?

      • straffinrun

        Nope. Before that.

      • Festus

        Soundgarden then.

      • straffinrun

        OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

      • Festus

        First wifey and I fell into the vortex of the “Grunge” movement in real time. Apologies for the error because we were buying a few cd’s and cassettes every payday for about three years. Chris Cornell was awesome.

      • Festus

        I also like Audioslave and his solo work *smirks*

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Temple etc was a Soundgarden/Pearl Jam mashup if I remember correctly.

  82. DOOMco

    Trump. Reluctantly.
    If I were in a less purple state, I’d write in Ron Paul.
    Or lp, just for a protest. But the party has been driving me nuts

  83. Mainer

    Trump, because f#ck those people again.

  84. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Not happy about it but Trump, maybe Kanye if I stay up too late drinking the night before and I’m still drunk.