Saturday Morning Red Hot Links

by | May 30, 2020 | Daily Links | 251 comments

The temps here have cooled off to 109. I may have to break out my down jacket. But on the bright side, we have very hardy rioters, so the heat isn’t slowing them down. It is, however, making me rethink some of my life choices…

And there’s no shortage of birthdays, including a guy who was a good egg; a vastly underrated director; a brilliant comic whose talent was subsumed to other aspects; the male June Foray; a pretty decent fellow with a clarinet; a physicist beloved of anti-Big Bang cranks but actually a solid and creative guy; a guy who uttered one of the most memorable lines in movie history; and a guy who became a grup, then died.

There is also no shortage of news. After all, I’m not Brett. But there may be a theme. Like, the Wuhan panic may be coming to a close.

 

This gives me an erection. I mean, really, a quivering one.

 

The kind of erection that could put someone’s eye out.

 

“There better not be any Mexican in that riot!”

 

You have to be really, really hardy to riot in this heat.

 

To quote Martin Yan, “You cut it up, cut it up,cut it up. Isn’t that mahvelous?”

 

Look, she’s already dead, why are we keeping this up? OUCH, THAT STAPLER HURT!

 

Here’s some fun trivia.

 

You’ve heard of Speed Metal? Old Guy Music is Speed Jazz, featuring a birthday boy. Holy shit, it’s almost exhausting to listen to.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

251 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    a guy who uttered one of the most memorable lines in movie history;

    Didn’t Douglas Rain utter the memorable lines in that movie?

    (Unless you were talking about Bunny Lake Is Missing, in which case I apologize.)

      • Ted S.

        I’m sorry, AFI, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

        They also put Vertigo near the top of the all-time list, which is one of Hitchcock’s most overrated, tedious films.

    • Overt

      I have to say, “My god, it’s full of stars” haunted me as a 6 year old for years. I didn’t get any of that movie when I was that young. I certainly didn’t pay any attention with as slow as it was. But I looked up from my legos during that end scene, and it stuck with me for a long time.

  2. Rhywun

    Have some “sorry, not sorry” from an elected NYC functionary.

    “My name is Jumaane Williams and I am not OK,” the city’s Public Advocate said at that protest. “I am a proponent of non-violence … but sometimes you have to afflict the comfortable.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m guessing it’s not the politicians and cops that they’re aiming to afflict, but the pawn shop owner down the street.

      • leon

        The politicians and cops are just slaves to the comfortable private citizens. So yeah they need to hurt them before the politicans can change.

    • R C Dean

      Public Advocate sounds like a well paid, no show, job.

      IOW, “Jumaane” (if that’s his real name) sound pretty fucking comfortable. The kind of person who should be afflicted, I suppose.

      • Ted S.

        I would have guessed “Jumaane” is a woman.

      • Gender Traitor

        Could go either way. Depends on whether it’s pronounced more like “Jermaine” or “Jumanji.”

      • R C Dean

        No idea. I assumed a gender.

        Wonder if the name is pronounced more like “Jew money” or “you(r) money”.

      • Ted S.

        I was thinking along the lines of GT’s “Jumanji”.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::praying Jumaane’s middle initial actually is “G.”::

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        $185K plus benefits

        First in line to replace the mayor

        I’d say he’s part of the system.

      • Rhywun

        Yep, it’s a do-nothing position specifically created for that purpose.

    • Ted S.

      What did Amy Cooper do that’s illegal?

  3. Surly Knott

    C. J. Pollard penned the line “the low spark of high heeled boys” which Traffic ran with.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Goddamn hailstorm. The gardennis fucked. And the cherries were just gettin ripe

    • Gender Traitor

      So sorry to hear that, Pie. I hope some of the cherries survive.

      • Gender Traitor

        Lovely except for the layer of hail.

      • Pi Guy

        What a great garden. Mrs. Pi is looking for a nice bench.

      • Fourscore

        You are living the high life, Pie, beautiful garden.

    • PieInTheSky

      The lake is steaming probably due to the sudden cold air and ice. You americans and your SUVs

    • BakedPenguin

      Sorry to hear about the cherries, Pie. I was asking people in the chat if cherries were coming back into season.

      Because cherries. (Note: serious comment – I love cherries)

    • SDF-7

      Garret Wang?

      • BakedPenguin

        Good one. He was better than John Frakes on the trombone.

  5. Nephilium

    Floyd protests are happening here in Ohio as well. So far it looks like it’s been directed at police and state buildings. Mass gatherings are still banned through July 1st here.

    • Gender Traitor

      Down in Cincy, apparently some of the protestors blocked traffic on the interstate. There are plans for one in Dayton today. I hope maybe having it in daylight (and in pleasantly cool weather) keeps the violence down or out.

      • Ted S.

        Did people run them over?

      • Gender Traitor

        Sadly, no.

      • Nephilium

        There’s a protest planned for Cleveland today as well. I’ll give the mayor credit for trying to get in front of it. Looks like instead of rib cook outs, fireworks, cookouts, it’s going to be protest season.

      • Tres Cool

        Which is why Im headed the opposite direction- to Urbana !

    • PieInTheSky

      Yhe wrong conclusion will be reached there as well

  6. Grosspatzer

    II Nice town, Atlanta is. When I heard about the festivities, I texted my cousin who lives on Peachtree St to check in.

    Me: Are you OK? Looks pretty ugly there.
    Her: My building is locked down, I’m safe. And armed.
    Me: Cool. Lock and load.
    Her: Exactly!

    She is a treasure. Also available if you can handle crazy Baptist women.

    • PieInTheSky

      Do crazy Baptist women come with green cards?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They don’t come with dance cards.

      • PieInTheSky

        There are few things i hate more than dancing.

        The True Baptist issue is the wine and whiskey. Do they whine about wine is the question

      • Viking1865

        Never go fishing with one Baptist, he’ll drink all your beer. Go fishing with two Baptists, then you keep all the beer for yourself.

      • BakedPenguin

        Do they whine about wine is the question

        Should’ve asked if the whine about whiskey.

        Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

      • Fourscore

        Wine is fine but brandy is dandy

      • Grosspatzer

        Phrasing?

    • SDF-7

      “who lives on Peachtree St” — well hell, that only narrows it down to half the streets in Hotlanta and surrounding environs… 😉

      • Grosspatzer

        Downtown hi-rise. “Movin’ on up”.

    • Atanarjuat

      Pics? Of the, um, firearms.

  7. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Alfven was the modern king of vector calculus and differential equations. Magnetohydrodynamics are mathematically brainbreaking.

    • PieInTheSky

      I mastered that at 14 myself

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You put magnets on your junk?

  8. Timeloose

    That Benny fella is good but he needs more double bass drumming if he wants to make it.

    • Grosspatzer

      Also, more cowbell.

    • Timeloose

      Gene Krupa should know better. Is that him. I can’t tell on my small screen.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Yes, Krupa. The Keith Moon of jazz.

      • Timeloose

        Several metal drummers I know have watched him in awe at his speed.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The problem with Krupa is that the old film formats can’t do him justice. He’s moving faster than the framerate.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    It rained its ass off here yesterday. My yard is amudhole.

    • PieInTheSky

      No ice is still something

      • Drake

        I couple of weeks ago we had some nights below freezing. Killed a flowering plant I had planted for my wife and shocked a couple of our Japanese maples. A larger one lost pretty much all it’s leaves. I hope it recovers.

  10. leon

    Those protestors went from hero to evil anti-media white supremacists in CNNs eyes.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      What a coincidence, Our Esteemed Governor said the same thing.

      White supremacists, drug cartels add to George Floyd chaos: governor

      On the marauding white supremacists, Walz told reporters: “my suspicions and what I’ve seen on this, yes.”

      “It gets worse than that,” Walz said of the marauding racists. “The cartels, who are wondering if there was a break in their drug transmissions, are trying to take advantage of the chaos. That’s why this situation is on a federal level.”

      • leon

        That’s why they need the Federal Funding

  11. Timeloose

    Killer Mike has a new album coming out next week.

    • PieInTheSky

      Im sorry son i don’t listen to hip hop

  12. westernsloper

    including a guy who was a good egg

    Booo!!! That is a terrible yolk.

    • Grosspatzer

      Scrambled my brain, it did.

    • Plisade

      Sounds like when he died, he was but a shell of a man.

    • Spudalicious

      You people crack me up.

    • Rhywun

      Why should US pols have all the fun groveling and stoking tension.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Uh-oh, somebody get Festus his blood pressure medication.

      • Sean

        *pours a glass of Canadian whiskey*

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    At what point will CNN call riots riots I wonder although I give them credit for maintaining the narrative even when it’s their own ox being gored. Marching and carrying signs and yelling is a protest, breaking shit and vandalizing property isn’t.

    • leon

      If the protesters start peacefully calling for they’re civil liberties to be respected while carrying, they then become rioters, and dangerous domestic terrorists.

  14. Semi-Spartan Dad

    I watched some of the riots late last night on various YouTube outlets but couldn’t really find anything good. One of the major MSM outlets in Oakland was having a meltdown about the protesters not practicing social distancing. Then they interviewed the head of African American Chamber of Business in Oakland.

    First question: Are you out there with the protesters?
    Paraphrased response: “No, of course not. We’re in the middle of a pandemic and protesting violates social distancing and stay at home guidelines”

    The rest of the interview was about how coronavirus is destroying the black community and we will need to rebuild society to account for the inequities of the virus among blacks combined with heavy condemnation of protesters across the country for failing to abide by stay at home and social distancing rules.

    It was surreal. Even in the midst of violent riots across the country breaking out after watching MPD slowly execute a man on camera, the Progs still can’t let go of their talking points on coronavirus.

    • leon

      And they call us libertarians autistic.

    • Gender Traitor

      “Please stay at least six feet apart while breaking windows and setting fires.”

      ::facepalm, headdesk::

      • Sean

        For the children.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        That pretty much sums up most of the outlets I was watching. “We can see that the protesters are not maintaining six feet of distance between them, as recommended by social distancing guidelines, but at least most are wearing masks.”

        Yeah, no shit they are wearing masks.

      • Nephilium

        So… in areas where mask wearing is an enhancement (or a crime in and of itself), how does that square with Covid theater?

      • Gender Traitor

        The credit union where I work (in the back office) has this procedure in place for the branch lobbies that we’ve reopened:

        What You Can Now Expect In Our Lobbies:

        To avoid the spread of COVID-19, we encourage all members to wear protective face coverings.
        YOU WILL BE ASKED TO BRIEFLY REMOVE ANY MASKS SO WE CAN IDENTIFY YOU. PLEASE COME PREPARED WITH YOUR ID OUT AND READY.

      • Tres Cool

        I did some banking yesterday, and commented to the teller that a few months ago anyone walking into a bank with their face covered would immediately be suspicious. Now its encouraged.

      • R C Dean

        Yes, it doesn’t.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Because they think they have a better chance of getting some of that free money that way.

      And I’d say they’re right, Congress has gone full MAKE IT RAIN over the coronavirus.

    • Ted S.

      One of the major MSM outlets in Oakland was having a meltdown about the protesters not practicing social distancing.

      One of the local news channels out of Albany NY made it a point to call the protest there a socially-distanced protest.

      The interviewed the same fucking activist they’d had at the front of their rolodex for probably 40 years now.

    • Grosspatzer

      I don’t suppose it has occurred to them that the pent-up frustration from lockdown might eventually find an outlet. It’s not as if this sort of cop behavior never happened before, I wonder why this time it led to violence.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        This is what happens when you keep striking your flint next to a tinderbox. Eventually a spark catches and creates an ember.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      You can’t expect them to violate their programming until some new code is introduced. If they get an update they’ll do a 180 if that’s what they’re told to do.

    • westernsloper

      The rest of the interview was about how coronavirus is destroying the black community and we will need to rebuild society to account for the inequities of the virus among blacks combined with heavy condemnation of protesters across the country for failing to abide by stay at home and social distancing rules.

      This is the angle NPR is taking this morning: “most of the essential workers are minority, minorities are hit hardest by the vid, cops kill minorities the most……….ect’

      • R C Dean

        So. Damn. Tedious.

    • Drake

      I had to turn it off. Can only watch the country commit suicide for so long.

  15. Mojeaux

    We had actual protests here. No riots.

    • leon

      I bet we had some too. I wonder why some of them turn into riots. My guess is that simply it is the presence of a few people who want to riot, and that it starts with a small catalyst.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        All you need are a few rabble rousers to take the first step and the others will follow.

      • R C Dean

        I gather Minneapolis has an antifa presence. I’d lay money they started the looting, arson, etc.

      • RAHeinlein

        My son has a number of college friends/acquaintances who are live-streaming and posting. Antifa is there along with a heavy young male thrill-seeker element and in at-least some cases they are casting the first stone.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        It does. We aren’t Portland or San Fran, but we’ve got some. Maybe you know of this guy? He’s our attorney general.

    • Pi Guy

      People protested in Baltimore last night and, surprisingly, nothing else happened.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      Best use of the clarinet by a rock band?

      • BakedPenguin

        Best use of an oboe in a rock song. (Yes, I posted this earlier this week, but relevance)

      • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

        My bad. All those things with reeds are basically the same right? Real men play the French horn.

      • Surly Knott

        Best use of a bassoon.
        One of my very favorite bands.

      • BakedPenguin

        I should’ve said “modern pop” song instead of rock

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Letters to the Local Rag: Come At Me Bro

    I’m glad that our Democratic governor has placed a requirement of masks in public spaces. I hope this includes grocery stores, 7-Elevens, and signs that say, “No mask, no service,” and people should not be allowed to be in these places without one, especially where our food is concerned and close proximity isn’t enforced as well as it should be. You people know who you are. You’re the ones that are putting us all at risk, so stay away from me. And I will tell you that without a doubt, because I consider you a threat to my health and well-being if you don’t wear a mask and social distance yourself.

    • RAHeinlein

      If a person sincerely believed anyone within 6-ft/unmasked was a threat they wouldn’t venture out.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I’m not going to make any jokes about your height, but if you stood next to your husband (or me, for that matter), we’d still have our breathing apparatus 6 feet apart.

      • RAHeinlein

        You keep your breathing apparatus away from me!

      • Old Man With Candy

        That’s what all the kids say.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Superstition as science and moral indignation. Super.

      Imagine that. HEALTHY people are the enemy now. Yesterday I was listening to doctors and they were saying even if you have no symptoms you can spread Covid.

      Um. Isn’t that, like, the case with the common cold? We’re all asymptomatic of something no?

      These people are bananas.

      • Overt

        You aren’t wearing a mask to stop the spread of a disease. You wear a mask to show solidarity with all the people who hid in their bathtubs for the last 3 months. We all know there are two types of people- the folks who took this disease seriously, and sacrificed on their staycation, and then there were the people trying their best to kill grandma. If things go back to normal, not only will we be unable to tell who tried to kill grandma, but we will also be unable to recognize the folks who tried their damndest to put our country in cryo-sleep to protect the old.

        By the way- this is why a vaccine doesn’t matter. A vaccine doesn’t prove that you are sufficiently penitent. What we need is a bracelet or pin that proves that you are rich enough to have suffered through the whole thing in the proper ways- a red band, with maybe a yellow star for every month you sheltered in place? And a sickle if you are a subscriber to zoom? A hammer if you have ordered at least 20 meals from door dash, in solidarity with the workers?

  17. Timeloose

    Did anyone play the vid is MSNBC reported getting called out for playing mask theater in Wisconsin?

    • Chafed

      Yes. Several times.

  18. Mojeaux

    I am sincerely hoping that these riots will actually effect some change in the way cops operate. Dear “Good Cops”, if you exist, speak the fuck up, willya?

    /nosarc

    /naive little git

    • leon

      Policing is filled with people who only respond to violence. They won’t change until they are made to suffer the consequences of their actions. Abolish QI and automatic death sentence to any cop found guilty of commiting a capital crime. No appeal.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Qualified immunity is a big problem and is the root of a lot of the police issues. The SC might restrict it a bit but it’ll never be eliminated.

      • leon

        Yeah. I don’t trust the SCOTUS to do anything about it. But I bet you could get a state legislature to abolish it.

      • pan fried wylie

        One of those deplorable, economically-obsessed, grandma-killing Nazi states, maybe.

      • Drake

        Recruiting, training, incentives, management, and discipline would all have to be overhauled. Some county sheriffs departments are probably close to that idea but no big American city I’ve ever visited.

      • Juvenile Bluster

        Abolishing QI will do very little unless the police are actually made liable in the first place. Even if you abolish QI, the taxpayers, not the police, will be the ones footing the bills.

        Abolish QI and make it so that payments from lawsuits come from the police budget and the pension fund.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Without QI, the police need to answer to a power even greater than the tax payer.

        In Insurance Agency.

      • leon

        Yes. And the state legislature should take back the decision to indemnify only those they agree to indemnify.

      • Ozymandias

        And money. Eliminate public sector unions and this all changes. As it is now, public sector unions have entirely changed the way the engine of government is driven. That along with QI is the chain that binds all of us, but particularly low-income neighborhoods. It’s well and truly fucked.

    • Rhywun

      This time it will be different!

      • Grosspatzer
  19. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Letters to the Local Rag: I Have A Question?

    Are we experiencing a new virus for some reason? Are we treating others with dignity and respect? Are we making time to help others in need? Do we need to change the way we live? I think we should meditate on these things.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      /shoves table spoon of pablum into mouth.

      • BakedPenguin

        I first read that as “shoves tablespoon of opium into mouth.”

        I like my version better.

    • EvilSheldon

      Shut up, hippie.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Funny story (well not for HRBT commuters), my wife’s car somehow caught fire right after getting through the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel just before rush hour started. She made it out okay, but they shut down the tunnel for a couple hours as the car burned. It actually reignited after being placed on the tow truck. I forgot exactly how many miles and how many hours the backup was but she easily beat these protesters.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The tunnel causes engines to fail, cars to ignite, tires to blow, this is known…

    • Ted S.

      Seal off the entrances to the tunnel.

    • leon

      I don’t get it. There are safer ways to loose support for your cause.

  20. leon

    Pew did a poll asking Dem voters if it bothered then If their candidate was an old white man. The largest group to say yes was…. White voters. Particularly affluent educated white voters.

    • Viking1865

      It’s hilarious because the one time the Democrats ran a black candidate, he wasn’t an actual American black man. He was raised overseas, the son of a Kenyan Communist and a white American red diaper baby. He went to a private school in Hawaii and then on to the Ivy League. I’m blacker than Barack Obama. Lived my whole life in a majority black American city. Attended that cities public school system. Never sniffed an Ivy or a Wall Street job.

      White Democratic voters would never ever vote for an actual black American man who grew up in an actual American inner city, or who grew up on a farm in the Black Belt, or was from a prosperous black family, went to a HBCU Divine Nine type guy. They want the same old Ivy League/elite progressive background, just with a mocha dusting on top. Like, just for starters, the average American black man’s attitude towards the LGBTQ crowd is a complete non starter for the Democratic Party.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        A well-spoken black man they want. Eh?

      • Viking1865

        Well spoken isn’t it. It’s about being a proggie. Take Douglas Wilder, a VA politician. He grew up in Richmond, the son of a salesman and a maid, the grandson of slaves. He waited tables and shined shoes to put himself through a bachelors in chemistry at a VUU, a HBCU. Served in combat in Korea, awarded a Bronze Star at Porkchop Hill, leaving the Army as a sergeant. Law degree from Howard University, another HBCU. First black man to win a VA Senate Seat, then the first black man to win a statewide election as Lt Governor. He spent two months going all over Old Virginny, winning the support of actual backwoods racists. Then elected governor. Later on decided to be Richmond’s first elected mayor in decades.

        Wilder is a liberal, not a progressive. He’s got a STEM degree. He served his country in combat. He’s 20 times the man Coonman is. I’m truly regretful that he didn’t enter the 1992 election, I think he would have been a much better President than Clinton. I remember he came to my high school and made a speech, and a student questioned him on a development project he’d backed along the river front, she was talking about the environmental aspects. To which he said “Young lady, people need jobs.” that he was here for the people of the city, not the park service. No one wanted a dirty river, but the point of government was to advance opportunity and growth.

        Can you imagine a Democrat saying that now?

      • Chipwooder

        Wilder also balanced the state budget without raising taxes. He was far from perfect – terrible on guns, one handgun a month was his bill – but he was one of the very rare Democrats I would be OK with.

    • Incentives Matter

      Wow. Not to my personal tastes, but she’s a very well-put-together lady, and a great choice of outfit for the talk she’s giving.

  21. Sean

    Well, we didn’t get lockdown riots, but the riots we are getting now are really showing how ineffective these Democrat mayors are.

    • hayeksplosives

      You mean HOW RAYYCISSS Minnesotans are.

      • Sean

        The news this morning told me these protestor crowds include white supremacists. So that checks out.

  22. Fourscore

    Now that more jobs have been destroyed, unless the Broken Window Theory really is the New Economics Stimulus, this is going to require another round of Personal Financial Enhancement.

    “Unemployed? Due to Protests? You may be entitled to an additional $600 a week besides the $600 a week and Unemployment Income check you had previously been receiving. Call 1-800 Same as Downtown for more information”

    “If you received a free TV, tires or liquor during this period your first check may reflect that bonus as a deduction”

    /Not a real offer, yet

  23. Drake

    WHO and CDC Differ on Mask Guidelines

    WHO, posted on their website in March:

    “If you do not have any respiratory symptoms such as fever cough or runny nose, you do not need to wear a mask. Masks should only be used by healthcare workers, caretakes or by people who are sick with symptoms of fever and cough.”

    I’ve been informed by reliable sources that the WHO is infallible. Now I’m confused.

    • hayeksplosives

      In light of conflicting information, isn’t the prudent thing to do nothing? I.e., no mask wearing?

      • Drake

        In light of the looming depression and economic catastrophe, the prudent thing to do is drop all this nonsense and get what is left of our businesses running again.

      • Pi Guy

        THIS and THIS

      • Pi Guy

        [insert Bart Simpson “At least you tried” cake meme here]

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Didn’t Fauci recently say it’s mostly symbolic at this point?

      He’s right but what will Julia Roberts and all the dimwits who staked their hero worshipping tokens into Fauci do?

  24. Fatty Bolger

    Somebody asked yesterday if the killer cop’s wife would stand by him. Guess that’s a no.

    Kellie Chauvin, the wife of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, said she is filing for divorce after 10 years of marriage.

    In a statement issued by her attorney, Kellie Chauvin said she is devastated by the killing of 46-year-old George Floyd, who died earlier this week while in police custody.

    Kellie Chauvin’s attorney said she filed for divorce as a result of this week’s incident.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wait, he was married to the Laotian Mrs. Minnesota?

      • Drake

        Was. Another bizarre aspect to this bizarre case.

      • Old Man With Candy

        TRY READING THE LINKS.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You trying to start more shit in Minnesoda?

        Laotions !== Hmongs

        If aren’t gonna take the time to learn the difference between Cambodians, Laotians, Vietnamese and Hmong just call them “slants”. Truth be told, they’d all be happier with that slur than to be identified with any of their other historical enemies.

        In Memphis, there were so few Asians, that everyone just called all Asians “Chinese” and it made my wife and her Korean friends bug shit crazy mad.

    • leon

      Bets on him being abusive?

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Wow. Just last night I was wondering what she was thinking. Usually we hear ‘he’s a good father’ and all that.

      But this dude has literally no support. Wonder what his lawyers will do.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Wonder what his lawyers will do.

        Wear masks.

    • Mojeaux

      Go to jail, get charged with murder, have divorce papers served on you–

      All he did was kill a dude. WTF?! /cop

    • blackjack

      No one’s asking the real question here. Why is MN crowning a 40 something Y/O Miss MN? Ya’ll ain’t got no good looking 20 somethings or what?

  25. Grosspatzer

    https://www.nj.com/essex/2020/05/george-floyd-protest-coming-to-nj-city-this-weekend.html

    The People’s Organization for Progress, which was formed to eradicate racism and take on relevant social issues, will protest beginning at 1 p.m. at the Lincoln statue, located at West Market Street and Springfield Avenue. Protesters are asked to arrive by 12:45 p.m.

    This will end well, no doubt. The organizers have taken these precautions to ensure a peaceful protest:

    Everyone who participates in Saturday’s protest is asked to wear a face mask, gloves and to practice social distancing.

    Guaranteeing there will not be a repeat of this:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_Newark_riots

    • Drake

      Burn it down. If the morons running the state get distracted enough, they may not notice if the rest of the state opens up.

      • Grosspatzer

        Not much left to burn there, I guess that’s a silver lining.

    • Rhywun

      People’s Organization for Progress

      Godspeed, commies.

      • Hyperion

        Viva la revolucion camaradas!

      • Pi Guy

        Sounds like something out of Atlas Shrugged

      • blackjack

        POP goes the weasel’s.

    • Hyperion

      “The People’s Organization for Progress”

      I see.

      So, they proclaim Lincoln was a racist and tear down his statue? Because that’s probably the only sort of progress you can expect from another group of morons.

    • hayeksplosives

      “ The People’s Organization for Progress”

      I am highly skeptical of any group whose name starts with “The People’s…”

      • Hyperion

        Or has the word ‘progress’ in it.

      • PieInTheSky

        They are the ones whi stand for The People and ar iften disapointed in the actual people

      • Rufus the Monocled

        ‘People’s’ and ‘Progress’ in the same phrase = Marxism or communism.

  26. Hyperion

    “RED HOT LINKS”

    When it’s been in the 50s-60s for 2 months and all of the sudden it’s low 80s with north of 80% humidity, it sure feels hot. I had to close all the windows and patio doors yesterday and turn the AC on, I was just sitting at my desk sweating.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What, you’ve never seen a stairway made of jizz before?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Stairway to Heaven, is what I think you meant

    • leon

      question is: does Paul Krugman have a phobia of glass, or does the sound of a breaking window arouse him?

      • Q Continuum

        You’d have to ask Winston’s Mom.

    • Mojeaux

      Waffle House has some serious juju. Hurricanes, riots… When your government bases a danger index on your restaurant, you are officially bad-ass.

    • prolefeed

      Some thicc AF women there. Mmm.

  27. SDF-7

    Just a reminder / happier note in case it slipped folks mind. Space-X is going to try again with the Demo-2 launch this morning/afternoon (evening, Pie?)

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Thanks for reminding me!

    • Juvenile Bluster

      And the forecast looks a lot better today, to the point where I might be able to see it from south Florida.

    • PieInTheSky

      Night more like… 22 30 ish

    • blackjack

      They yelled “GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS PLANET, NOW!!”

  28. Q Continuum

    “First Hmong Mrs. Minnesota”

    So does this mean he’s only racist against blacks, or does it mean that he’s just drunk on power and likes killing? Or both?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I don’t know, but I do know when she rode in parades it was in the back of a Gran Torino.

    • BakedPenguin

      I like Crowder’s take: If you’re a police officer violently abusing your power, you’re a THUG. If you’re a citizen looting local businesses for personal profit, you’re a THUG. Any questions?.

    • AlmightyJB

      As long as you do the duck test it’s not a NAP violation.

  29. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    Wow, Minne-heavy lynx this morning. I’ve been deliberately avoiding the news, as I am rioted out.

    Amy is, was, and always will be a piece of shit. I hope nothing but bad things for her career.

    The Hmong hottie is not standing by her man. This guy’s scumbag quotient was pretty high to begin with. Doesn’t speak well for her judgement…

    Old Guy Music is incredible! My percussionist daughter watched it twice – she was astonished at the speed of the vibe player. Cool stuff!

    I hope y’all have a great day! My city is under curfew again tonight after 8. A suburb. 25 minutes away from the incident.

    *shakes head*

    • Pope Jimbo

      So Walz rolled in with only 500 Nat Guard (probably would have been more, but a bunch of them retired when they got orders to deploy) and it did nothing, so he is going to add another 1000? Yeah, the time has come to roll out all your Nat Guard. No more incrementalism.

      Am I wrong for hoping that when the city comes begging for money to rebuild, they get told to go pound sand? You burnt it, you replace it.

      Especially ultra-woke restaurant owner.

      Owner Ruhel Islam’s daughter, Hafsa, wrote the post Friday morning. Here is an excerpt:

      “Thank you to everyone for checking in. Sadly Gandhi Mahal has caught fire and has been damaged. We won’t loose hope though, I am so greatful for our neighbors who did their best to stand guard and protect Gandhi Mahal, Youre efforts won’t go unrecognized. Don’t worry about us, we will rebuild and we will recover.”

      As she wrote the post, Hafsa said she overheard her father on the phone, saying “let my building burn, Justice needs to be served, put those officers in jail.”

      To be fair, the restaurant owner might never have said that at all and it is just something his stupid daughter said.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        To be fair, that quote from the restaurant owner is obvious horseshit.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It was on FB! Are you saying everything I see on there hasn’t been 100% fact checked?

    • Rhywun

      Don’t hold back on us… you’re planning to help yourself to another TV or stereo tonight, aren’t you?

      • AlmightyJB

        White Supremist are leading BLM protests? So they’re heroes then right?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I actually need a new vacuum packer, so I may be waiting my opportunity.

        What a clown show the local pols have shown themselves to be. They refuse to drop the hammer and quell this crap, and then try to pretend that all those rioters we see are white supremacists?

        Uffda.

        The first day or so, all the pols were far more worried about the rioters not social distancing from each other than anything else.

    • AlmightyJB

      He also was the person who spray painted in the door Free shit inside for everyone.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Almost certainly an outside provocateur but almost certainly not a cop.

      • Chipwooder

        Yep. As I mentioned earlier, antifa shitbags are using the protests to camouflage their violence, violence that doesn’t have a fucking thing to do with George Floyd – see here.

        They’re absolute scum.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’d be all for some investigation into the funding of the Antifa twats as they’re obviously being systematically funded from somewhere. At this point it’s domestic terrorism plain and simple and they fuck up everything they touch.

    • leon

      yeah I think he’s trying to deflect and cover for antifa that he’s sympathetic too.

    • RAHeinlein

      Minneapolis Governor says lacks of arrests and response is about “math” – they arrested less than 20 people in Minne. and ~20 in St. Paul.

      • Pope Jimbo

        And what 3 or 4 of those arrests were of a CNN news crew?

  30. Count Potato

    “Just a few weeks ago, 75 or so protestors at the Michigan capitol were going to get everyone killed; now hundreds of often tightly packed protestors gather in cities around the country and no one even mentions social distancing anymore”

    https://twitter.com/RichLowry/status/1266572355419152384

  31. PieInTheSky

    There is a large gray heron who is just sitting on the edge of the lake looking at me. It is up ti something.

    • Incentives Matter

      It wants cake.

    • PieInTheSky

      Antifa is a component of the ultra-right wing. – sounds legit

  32. commodious spittoon

    I guess NASA’s launching some spaceship guys into orbit? I don’t know if I agree with that. We’ve got plenty of problems here on earth, I don’t know why anyone should get to escape them.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Rocket Crabs!

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Great band name!

  33. Pope Jimbo

    I’m assuming that someone covered the fact that the local medical examiner’s report said George Floyd wasn’t asphyxiated?

    The Hennepin County Medical Examiner (ME) conducted Mr. Floyd’s autopsy on May 26, 2020. The full report of the ME is pending but the ME has made the following preliminary findings. The autopsy revealed no physical findings that support a diagnosis of traumatic asphyxia or strangulation. Mr. Floyd had underlying health conditions including coronary artery disease and hypertensive heart disease. The combined effects of Mr. Floyd being restrained by the police, his underlying health conditions and any potential intoxicants in his system likely contributed to his death.

    Uffda.

    • RAHeinlein

      Dr. Baden of Eric Garner fame is heading to MN for an independent autopsy.

      • Pope Jimbo

        In a sane world, I don’t think it should matter. The cop clearly used too much force. He’s guilty of Floyd’s death no matter whether it was asphyxiation or because his heart gave out due to the stress.

        But now we can have a really good shit flinging argument between the copsuckers and BLM.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Yeah, this is the least important part to me. Its like saying “You killed him with your gun” “yeah but I put it in a pillow case and beat him to death with it, I didn’t shoot him!!”

      • Pope Jimbo

        You doing OK in your neck in the woods?

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Yep, all quiet on my shady and quiet street. Kids are watching space shuttle stuff, then we are going to do some model painting this afternoon in the back yard.

        And the car’s full of gas and I know nine different ways to get to the highway from here.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Maybe that’s like how Epstein hung himself, even though he had three neck fractures, including they hyoid bone, and the ligature wound didn’t match the noose he supposedly used.

    • prolefeed

      Stolen base here … “potential intoxicants”.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      From what I’ve seen, the cops have been showing amazing restraint this week.
      But I’m still not going to talk back much less punch one..

    • Hyperion

      Police brutality is one thing. You go slapping someone in the face unprovoked like that is another thing. She deserved it.

  34. DrOtto

    The best part of the Mrs. Chauvin article is in the picture where she is holding the dog, the dog has clearly pee’d on her leg.

  35. Ayn Random Variation

    So I can’t go to work, have guests in my apartment, get a haircut, or shoot some pool, but I can go the march/protest/riot at city hall in Philly shortly with a few thousand (tens of tbousands?) of my closest friends.
    One other weird thing is I can now openly drink in the street or park. The bars/restaurants are selling drinks to go. The cops are turning a blind eye to the public drinking, I assume on orders from above.
    Strange times.

    • Drake

      This is what we get for electing people who hate us.

    • commodious spittoon

      But just think about how the virus numbers will jump after those

      oh, we’re not tracking that, well, just think about how Georgia is awash in the blood of the infected dead.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “the infected dead”
        Sick Band!

      • commodious spittoon

        I tried to market Bend the Curve featuring

        I don’t actually know bands or go to musics so I’m lost here.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Maybe the real CV vector was store receipts? People didn’t get infected because they looted their stuff and didn’t come in contact with those deadly receipts? It is all a plot by the evil Capitalists to kill us all! Receipts are the new small pox blankets.

    • creech

      All these protests should be in front of the Democratic headquarters in whatever shithole Democratic city is turning a blind eye to cops out of control.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        You mean city hall?

      • creech

        No, the actual Dem hq. It makes the point better if the media would cover it. Specially if the hq is burning down.

  36. Pope Jimbo

    You know what is really going to be a nut punch for our gov?

    When two weeks from now there is no spike in CV infections/deaths. All this rioting and lack of social distancing better juke his CV numbers or people might start asking some tough questions about the effectiveness of lockdowns.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’ll all be handwaved away.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      They will just continue to post the increased positive tests due to increased testing. If that doesn’t happen they’ll just ignore it and pivot to whatever. Maybe we’ll get another impeachment show over the people trump murdered by playing golf and drinking bleach

  37. Count Potato

    Good thread:

    “We are witnessing glimpses of the full insurrection the far-left has been working on for decades. Within hours, militant antifa cells across the country mobilized to aid BLM rioters. The first broken window is the blood in the water for looters to move in. The fires come next…”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1266582447195488258

    • Chipwooder

      If the cops just have to kill people, antifa is right there. Just sayin’.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      I just heard on CNN that it’s the Russians who are doing the instigating. I’m not making this up. There’s a panel and I believe it was a black professor from Harvard who said it.

      Everyone on tv is blaming outside agitators and no one has mentioned Soros as far as I’ve seen, not even Fox.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        Oh, now it’s white supremacists causing the riots. CNN is better than the Bee