Saturday evening!!! links

by | Jun 20, 2020 | Daily Links | 336 comments

The calm before the storm. Stay away from Jumping Jack Cactus. Just sayin’.

 

Couldn’t she just have hoarded toilet paper?

 

“In case you were wondering, I’m still a cunte.”

 

Florida Man.

 

Eggs, omelets.

 

What the hell happened to Georgia?

 

My shocked face.

 

A litttle Boz Scaggs tonight so we don’t harsh anybody’s mellow. Could someone pass me the mirror?

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

336 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    A Florida man has been charged with manslaughter after he pointed a rifle at his friend and pulled the trigger, thinking the weapon was unloaded, authorities said.

    Way to break every single rule.

    • hayeksplosives

      Starting with “Don’t Date Florida Man” rule.

      Oh, you mean he broke the rules.

    • EvilSheldon

      *sigh*

      Yep.

      The idea of pointing a rifle at one of my friends as a joke, is just incomprehensible to me.

      • Suthenboy

        Same here. I did have a moron draw a bow and point it at me once. I nearly shit my pants. NOT FUNNY asshole. That was when I realized A) not many people have proper weapons handling training and B) Average person has no idea how truly dangerous an arrow is even at low speeds.
        We fell out after that.

      • Count Potato

        There were these two assholes as a gun shop, trying out pistols. Big guys in suits. They looked like feds. I turn around and one of them was pointing a gun right at me.

    • Tejicano

      This is something that used to bug the hell out of me back in the day (1970’s) when it was commonplace and the current (enlightened) knowledge of the four rules was not yet a glimmer in people’s minds. I had felt I must be the one who was taking it to extremes, thinking that merely pointing an unloaded firearm at somebody was a grave mistake.

      I am really glad that the gun community has, for the most part, cleaned up its act WRT gun safety.

  2. Rebel Scum

    The House voted 152-3 to allow voters to decide to eliminate their county police departments, moving authority to county sheriff’s offices.

    Eliminate the Hazzard County PD. They are inept and corrupt as hell.

    • Drake

      So same cops, different uniforms.

      • hayeksplosives

        Sheriff departments were the ones declining to enforce gun restrictions, so some are still worth having around.

      • AlmightyJB

        They usually tend do be a little better because Sheriff’s are elected and are therefore accountable. Staties are worst.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t really have an issue with this.

    • mrfamous

      Long about now, Roscoe and Enos were in a whole heap of trouble

      • Tres Cool

        + it was them Dukes !

    • blackjack

      I’ll just leave thishere.

  3. Rebel Scum

    Donald J. Trump✔
    @realDonaldTrump

    BIG COURT WIN against Bolton. Obviously, with the book already given out and leaked to many people and the media, nothing the highly respected Judge could have done about stopping it…BUT, strong & powerful statements & rulings on MONEY & on BREAKING CLASSIFICATION were made….

    Donald J. Trump✔
    @realDonaldTrump

    ….Bolton broke the law and has been called out and rebuked for so doing, with a really big price to pay. He likes dropping bombs on people, and killing them. Now he will have bombs dropped on him!

    PWNED.

    • juris imprudent

      Color me very skeptical that the classified material, including after the fact (or most especially that), are anything more than ass-covering attempts by the administration.

      • Suthenboy

        Does that make a difference?
        Do we want other actors than the president deciding what is or isn’t classified…say the 9th Circuit court?

  4. Rebel Scum

    Warning: outdated attitudes, languages and cultural depictions which may cause offence today.

    Viewers of the films on Sky Cinema — a pay-per-view film service — were greeted with a message that informed them that the films may contain “outdated attitudes, languages and cultural depictions which may cause offence today.”

    The sixteen films that received the treatment, according to The Sun, are Breakfast at Tiffany’s, The Goonies, Aladdin, Dumbo, Gone With The Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, Tropic Thunder, The Jazz Singer, The Littlest Rebel, The Lone Ranger, Balls of Fury, The Jungle Book, Flash Gordon, and The Last Samurai.

    And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
    She said I think I remember the film
    And as I recall I think, we both kind of liked it it is super racist.
    And I said well that’s, the one thing we’ve got a fascinating thought.

    • hayeksplosives

      Ooh I better rent Tropic Thunder while I still can.

    • Derpetologist

      I saw Breakfast at Tiffany’s on a compilation of very bad songs. I think it was between Party All the Time and We Built This City on Rock and Roll.

      My 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse bad songs:

      Don’t Stop Believin’, Free Bird, Hotel California, More Than a Feelin’

      • Rhywun

        Pfft. That song isn’t so bad. It doesn’t deserve to be sandwiched between that crap.

      • Tres Cool

        Throw in the 2 Eddie Murphy hits- “Party all the Time” and “Boogie in your Butt”

  5. Sean

    “The Republicans, meanwhile, had pushed for what they deemed to be more “common-sense” reforms, including a ban on chokeholds and requiring colleagues to intervene in cases of unreasonable force.”

    The monsters. So extreme.

  6. Q Continuum

    “Great-grandson of ‘Aunt Jemima’ is outraged over decision to ‘erase’ family legacy”

    I refer everyone to Hayek’s comment at the bottom of the previous post.

    • Rhywun

      “This company profits off images of our slavery. And their answer is to erase my great-grandmother’s history. A black female,” he added. “It hurts.”

      wut

      • Gustave Lytton

        “I wanted my payoff payday and you fuckers took it away from me!”

    • Drake

      I used to listen to the last 2 minutes of that song in the early 80s and think “make a whole album like that.” A few years later Metallica said “Here you go.”

  7. Derpetologist

    on statue removal

    The Russians defend their WW2 statues a lot more tenaciously than the Sons of the Confederacy. You yank down a Red Army statue in Estonia and you’ll probably get Polonium-210 in your coffee the next day.

    I’m not sure what’s more childish – kicking over a sandcastle or killing someone for it.

    • hayeksplosives

      Statue pullers in the US aren’t being brave and defiant. They know they’re safe.

      It’s like anonymous online trolling or being a big man while the windows are rolled up.

      Put these chuckleheads in Hong Kong or Saudi Arabia to protest the government overreach.

    • Ted S.

      You yank down a Red Army statue in Estonia and you’ll probably get Polonium-210 in your coffee the next day.

      Nah, just a nationwide DDoS attack.

    • pistoffnick

      “It’s my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another. ” -Mal in Firefly: Jaynestown

      • Plinker762

        “Great” leaders have the highest body counts

    • C. Anacreon

      In 1987 some friends sneaked into the thicker parts of Golden Gate Park with machetes to fetch some branches and foliage for what became an epic jungle party in their huge flat. We recently had a Zoom reunion of that group and they were a little embarrassed by their actions in retrospect. Now that the mob has destroyed the statues in that park, I’m guessing they can finally be at peace, feeling they were pretty innocuous by comparison.

    • Suthenboy

      *Shocked face*

  8. Derpetologist

    GI Joe – a real American hero

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Medicine_Crow

    ***
    Joseph Medicine Crow (October 27, 1913 – April 3, 2016) was a war chief, author, and historian of the Crow Nation of Native Americans. His writings on Native American history and reservation culture are considered seminal works, but he is best known for his writings and lectures concerning the Battle of the Little Bighorn in 1876. He received the Bronze Star Medal and the Légion d’honneur for service during World War II, and the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2009.

    After spending the latter half of 1942 working in the naval ship yards in Bremerton, Washington, Medicine Crow joined the U.S. Army in 1943.[5] He became a scout in the 103rd Infantry Division, and fought in World War II. Whenever he went into battle, he wore his war paint (two red stripes on his arms) beneath his uniform and a sacred yellow painted eagle feather, provided by a “sundance” medicine man, beneath his helmet.[3]

    Medicine Crow completed all four tasks required to become a war chief: touching an enemy without killing him (counting coup), taking an enemy’s weapon, leading a successful war party, and stealing an enemy’s horse.[6] He touched a living enemy soldier and disarmed him after turning a corner and finding himself face to face with a young German soldier:

    The collision knocked the German’s weapon to the ground. Mr. Crow lowered his own weapon and the two fought hand-to-hand. In the end Mr. Crow got the best of the German, grabbing him by the neck and choking him. He was going to kill the German soldier on the spot when the man screamed out ‘mama.’ Mr. Crow then let him go.[3]

    He also led a successful war party and stole fifty horses owned by the Nazi SS from a German camp, singing a traditional Crow honor song as he rode off.[7][8]
    ***

    • hayeksplosives

      Sweet. More research needed…

  9. Aloysious

    What is the plural of cactus?

    Cactuses. Cactii. Cactusies. Cactastrophies.

    Side note: I’m really, really tired of hearing Peter Cetera songs at work. Really tired.

      • Aloysious

        Well, I did mention Peter Cetera.

      • Tres Cool

        Cetera kept the band moving in the same direction Rob Lamm had in mind for it until the 80s struck, and everyone had to do ‘Power Ballads’ to stay on the charts and get paid. I’m not going to fault him for that. But I suspect he is douche-ier than a Summer’s Eve factory.

      • C. Anacreon

        Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Er Cetera!

        /Yul Brynner as the King of Sism

    • Rebel Scum

      Clowder?

    • Rhywun

      I’m not telling.

    • Tres Cool

      I was trying to come up with a “too many pricks there” joke for the photo.

      I…I got nuthin’.

    • Derpetologist

      It comes from the Greek word for artichoke thistle, kaktos.

      In Greek, words ending in -os become oi in the plural. For example, in ancient Sparta, there were the full citizen homoioi (the ones who are the same) and the perioikoi (the ones who live nearby).

      So the plural of cactus should be cactoi.

      • Aloysious

        There you go, learning me stuff and things.

      • C. Anacreon

        Ancient Chinese Proverb:

        When Arthur eat thistle too fast,

        Artie choke.

      • Aloysious

        That. Right there. I think I’ve heard that song at least three times tonight.

        Bah.

      • Ted S.

        I did it for the glory of hate.

  10. Ed Wuncler

    I’m going to get some beers and watch the Trump rally. If anything else, there will be some entertainment value watching this shitshow.

    • Rebel Scum

      Watching now. A few cute girls in the crowd.

      • Rebel Scum

        Would.

      • Tres Cool

        She seems to have big feet. Is she kin to Malkin ?

      • Rebel Scum

        You know what they say about girls with big feet . . .
        . . .they have good balance for activities.

      • Tres Cool

        she certainly isn’t top-heavy

        Over-engineered

      • cyto

        OAN sends cute black reporter with OSU shirt to Trump rally….

        Next level trolling

  11. Rhywun

    What the hell happened to Georgia?

    The devil went down there.

    • Tres Cool

      Well, he needed a soul to steal.

      • blackjack

        I’ll take that bet.

      • Mojeaux

        He’s gonna regret.

    • Rebel Scum

      3 and 9.

      Also, 15 and 20 because I got hungry an hour later.

    • DEG

      #13 is Vicki Li.

  12. Rhywun

    Minnesota’s state legislature failed to agree on an acceptable compromise for police reform before ending a special session, state leaders announced.

    As the only state with each chamber of its legislature controlled by a different party….

    Seriously?! That seems highly unusual.

    • kbolino

      Something, something, Reynolds v. Sims.

      • Rhywun

        It raises the question of what exactly is the purpose of state senators when they’re just a duplicate house/assembly.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Kimberly Guilfoyle has a great rack but I hate her voice.

    • AlmightyJB

      I don’t know who that is.

      • Hyperion

        Don Jr’s GF.

      • AlmightyJB

        Ah. Thx.

      • C. Anacreon

        Also Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife and former lingerie model.

    • Lackadaisical

      she’s kinda dumb imo. agree about her rack though, I’m not a chest guy, but those are nice knockers.

    • Crusty Juggler

      She’s brutal but I agree, hubba hubba

      • AlmightyJB

        Butter face

    • Rebel Scum

      Security sources have told the BBC a man arrested at the scene is thought to be Libyan.

      Counter terrorism officers are at the scene, but the motive for the attack has not yet been confirmed.

      Clearly he was upset about the lack of Hawaiian themed snack counter. ///alohasnackbar

  14. Sean

    Berman is stepping down.

    • Gender Traitor

      So if you’re fired in FedGov land, you’re not really out of a job unless you then quit?

      Berman agreed to step down from his post as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York following news that President Donald Trump had fired him.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Stepping down, fired…whatever.

      • Rhywun

        As long as he gets a pension.

      • Tres Cool

        While Im being pissy, nowhere in her background is any training on drug, alcohol, or mental health- she’s a POS POC, woman, lawyer, that likely blew her way to the top like Kamala. She just has the ‘right friends’.

        HELEN JONES-KELLEY serves as the executive director of the Montgomery County Alcohol, Drug Addiction & Mental Health Services Board. Before moving to that position, she was Special Assistant to the President of Central State University where she was responsible for External Relations and assisted as interim General Counsel and University Secretary to the of Trustees. Jones-Kelley is also a member of the faculty for Georgetown University’s Center on Juvenile Justice Reform and is engaged with implementation of its Cross-Over Youth Practice Model.

        Jones-Kelley is currently on the Governing Board of the Dayton Foundation where she chairs the Marketing Committee, co-chairs the Parity, Inc. Steering Committee, Chairs the Education Linkages Committee for the Central Area Links, Inc., serves on the Special Wish Foundation Advisory Board, the Miami Valley Catholic Education Council, Montgomery County’s Family and Children First Council and the University of Dayton Law School Advisory Board. She is also a member of the Dayton Chapter of the Links, Inc. and of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority. In 2003, Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice Tom Moyer, appointed her to co-chair the Advisory Council on Children, Youth and Families where she completed a six-year term.

        Jones-Kelley is a licensed attorney. She earned her Juris Doctor from the University of Dayton School of Law, her Bachelor of Science degree in Secondary English Education from Miami University in Oxford, Ohio and received graduate training there in the fields of Sociology and Gerontology.

        Jones-Kelley has received several honors over the course of her career, including selection as one of the “Ten Top Women” in Dayton in 1996 and one of the Ten Top African American Women in 2002. She was featured in Essence Magazine in June, 1997. In 1999, she was honored by the YWCA of Dayton as a “Woman of Influence” and received their Lifetime Achievement Award in 2007.

      • Tres Cool

        I do like that they scrubbed out Department of Jobs and Family Services off her resume.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Don’t talk about the war!”

      • hayeksplosives

        Do Any of those achievements mean anything?

        They sound like the job they made up for Michelle O in Chicago hospital org when Barry was being prepped for the White House.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        If you’re single and get fired, does that mean you have to get married and adopt a child so you can spend more time with your family.

      • Gender Traitor

        No – you can just move back in with your parents.

      • creech

        No single folks resign “to pursue other opportunities.”

      • prolefeed

        Berman was given the option to step down and save face. He said fuck that. So he was fired instead.

  15. Rebel Scum

    sirloins with a little salt/pepper/garlic done in a buttered skillet with halved and quartered zucchini* done in the same skillet while the steaks rested. Medium, of course, because we all like a little pink in the middle. Twas ketolicious.

    *Just seared a bit on all sides so they still had a good crunch.

    • Count Potato

      Sounds good. Steak prices around here have been nuts.

  16. Derpetologist

    I used to think we were 30 years away from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4HEEiJuGo

    Now I think we are 5 years away from it.

    It’s OK though. I am ready to fill the role of Edgar Friendly.

    • commodious spittoon

      Who’s our John Spartan? I nominate McAfee.

    • Tres Cool

      Sadly, the drugs fell out of the monkey’s ass.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden✔
    @JoeBiden

    Climate change is linked to increased pregnancy risks — and heartbreakingly, Black mothers are being hit the hardest. As President, I’ll work every day to tackle the climate crisis head-on and root out injustice. Because they are intertwined.

    Do you know what else hurt unborn babies, particularly black ones?

    • Derpetologist

      I think I’ve sneezed out more brain cells than Biden has used into his entire life. If politicians were late night infomercials, he would be the part in black and white with a big red x on top of it.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m pretty sure that’s the pregnancy “risk” he’s talking about. Fewer babies born, fewer birth “risks”.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Wait, what?

    • Rhywun

      Take fake problem, insert race, gin up “crisis”. Profit!

    • Tres Cool

      Margaret Sanger ?

    • Ted S.

      Indiana guns?

  18. hayeksplosives

    The spousal unit thought that the Fuji apples on our tree were ready (though I told him not to harvest until late July), so I have a bunch of not-quite-ready Fuji apples.

    I put 2.5 cups of chopped apples with sugar and cinnamon, then baked it into an easy from-scratch cake in my instant pot.

    A little ice cream on the side, and YUM. Underripe apple problem solved!

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Hey HE, speaking parenthetically of apples: I’m glad someone mentioned Julian to you, as I was going to suggest it myself. Cute 19C mining town, kind of a mini-Flagstaff. Besides apples and pie you can ride horses or tour old gold mines (bring Certs mints for oral sparks).

      I take it you’ve been to Ramona already? There’s a little slice of Oklahoma if you ever get nostalgic.

    • OneOut

      I love my instapot.

      I travel for business and I carry one with me.

      It keeps me eating healthy on the road.

      • Sean

        GF makes keto cheesecake in our instapot. Yummy.

      • EvilSheldon

        Damn that sounds good…

      • Count Potato

        I think I’m the only glib without an instapot.

      • Spudalicious

        I don’t have one.

      • Mojeaux

        I also do not have one.

      • zwak

        We have one, but it was used once and then basemented.

  19. hayeksplosives

    What happens when the government policies are enacted too well? They’ve been trying to incentivize saving electricity, adding solar panels, electric or hybrid electric cars, etc.

    Now there is enough use of solar in California homes that the electricity peak demand has shifted.

    Similar with anti smoking taxes. Now those ex smokers will need a long life of state sponsored health care.

    Now that we use less juice, smoke less, litter less, how will the state replace that revenue?

    • Rhywun

      Income taxes.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Wealth tax, head tax, think of the government version of Les Miz Master of House.

    • Derpetologist

      In the future, all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

      • Rebel Scum

        In the future do I get to have virtual sex with Sandra Bullock?

      • Timeloose

        You get the 3 sea shells

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        The bad news is that it will be 2032 Sandra Bullock.

      • Tres Cool

        …maybe

      • Rebel Scum

        It will also be 2032 me.

      • TARDIS

        If you can stand her voice, have at it.

    • Nephilium

      Marijuana taxes.

      I’ve seen several articles talking about how the current [government caused] economic crisis will lead to marijuana legalization and taxation, same as the Great Depression lead to the repeal of Prohibition.

    • Tres Cool

      I make that argument for the state level- I think Ohio pulls in about $2 BN annually from ‘sin tax’- revenue from alcohol and tobacco sales.
      If I went to the legislature in Columbus and told them I invented a pill that will make people use neither, Id be lucky to leave the city alive. They need that free money.
      Same with lottery- they love the stupid tax.

      *SLD- every so often when the jackpot is big enough Ill play.

      Fuck it, Im bombed. Ill enact labor:

      in 2019, 918.2M from tobacco
      +1.9 BN from ‘commercial activities tax’
      +108 M from alcohol

      I wasnt off by too much

      • Nephilium

        Hell, during the lockdown. Lottery sales were essential services, as were the lottery vending machines. But other vending machines, games, and the like had to be shut down.

        Lottery redemption offices on the other hand, were closed as non-essential.

      • Tres Cool

        ya cant pay out what you dont have….its like you never played poker with me, Brah

  20. Festus

    Anyone setting up a chat tonight?

    • Festus

      I’d do it but lack the skillz as the youngins say.

      • Tres Cool

        Wont work for you anyhow…you’re metric

    • Nephilium

      I cannot. I’ve got a work maintenance I need to do tonight.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Oh, Kayleigh.

    “So you’re saying it is okay to exploit two toddlers hugging one another on a sidewalk to make some sort of political point,” Acosta continued. “As you know, the president has described members of the press as fake news during the course of this administration, when you share fake videos like that, doesn’t that make you fake news?”

    “I think the president was making satirical point that was quite funny if you go and actually watch the video,” McEnany responded.

    Acosta continued to interrupt and talk over McEnany, prompting her to respond, “You gotta let me finish, Jim, this isn’t a cable news segment, I am answering your question from the White House podium.”

    McEnany went on to challenge Acosta over his network’s coverage of protests in contrast to coverage of Trump rallies.

    “It’s appalling, you have one person on your network saying this is a celebration in the streets, a carnival like atmosphere. There is a guy with a sign that says free hugs … You celebrate hugging in the context of a protest, but in a Trump rally where we celebrate historic low African American unemployment, criminal justice reform, HBCUs — that rally is not allowed because guess what, Jim, it doesn’t fit the ideological agenda of CNN,” she said.

    • commodious spittoon

      Could we equip that dumb mook with a ball gag instead of a mask? And maybe let McEnany give him a few jabs to the sternum.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “I can’t distinguish fact from fiction!”

  22. Sean

    Pretty diverse looking crowd in Tulsa.

    • Rebel Scum

      Fake news. Drumpf fans are all white-supremacists.

  23. Rebel Scum

    I like how Trump claps back to the crowd.

    • Sean

      That man can work a crowd.

      • Don Escaped any Landslide

        That man can work his crowd ?

      • Sean

        If you prefer to label it as such, sure.

        He still comes off as more connected to the people than most politicians.

  24. Tres Cool

    I was looking @ doing a Zoom, but seems I can only have 3 people. That would be me, Festus, and his mustache.

    • Suthenboy

      one of these days I might but tonight I am tired and it is very near my bedtime.

      • Ted S.

        I was going to ask why you’re going to bed at 10AM, but then I realized it’s Suthenboy posting, not Straffinrun.

    • westernsloper

      If Festus worked where Tulip does he would have to take two different elevators.

  25. Rebel Scum

    No, Donald. See: 1A.

    • Rebel Scum

      Though that could just be more Trumpist bluster.

    • Ted S.

      What did he propose this time?

      • Sean

        Jail time for flag burning.

      • Suthenboy

        Oh shit. That again? Didnt the SC rule on this decades ago?
        It never dies.

      • Rebel Scum

        1yr jail for flag burning/desecration. It was a passing comment relative to every other topic in his remarks so far. I say it could be bluster because of past experience*.

        *He once made a comment that made DiFi wet in the britches, which prompted me to make an impulse firearm purchase. Nothing ever came of the comment. By observation he is a very actions > words person.

      • Sean

        He talks a lot…And I agree with your assessment.

  26. Count Potato

    “‘You are warriors’: Donald Trump kicks off MAGA comeback rally by thanking fans who turned up in the midst of the pandemic and blames ‘bad people outside’ for the thousands of seats left empty in the arena”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8443677/Donald-Trump-lands-Tulsa-MAGA-comeback-rally.html

    “Trump campaign CANCELS the President’s speech to Tulsa’s outdoor crowd, claiming ‘radical protesters’ stopped thousands of MAGA supporters from attending and left the stage area deserted”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8443507/Trump-campaign-CANCELS-Presidents-speech-Tulsas-outdoor-crowd-claiming-radical-protesters.html

  27. Timeloose

    I had the pleasure of spending 4 hours on my motorcycle this afternoon.

    Wow the area around the northern Delaware River in PA and NJ is beautiful.

    I passed multiple horse farms and mansions with gates and fences that cost more than my house.

    I went through one federal park and three state parks. Great roads, little traffic, and manageable heat.

    One near miss with a hungry hawk, one stupid doe charging in front of me in a corner in full lean, and a gaggle of young black vultures.

    Overall a great day on the bike and the wife spent all afternoon playing D&D. So we had our separate time doing what makes us happy without the other feeling like they missed out.

    • Count Potato

      What kind of bike?

      • Timeloose

        Yamaha FJ09.

    • OneOut

      Is that around Easton/ Allentown ?

      My in laws live there and wifey grew up there.

      • Timeloose

        Yamaha FJ09.

      • Timeloose

        North of Easton. Between the Poconos and northeast corner of the state.

    • grrizzly

      I spent around 3 hours riding my motorcycle west of Boston today. A pleasant experience despite the temperature above 90. But it was nice on the bike unless I was waiting for the green light.

  28. Sean

    I’m out. Good night Glbs.

    • Count Potato

      buenas nachos

  29. Count Potato

    Do most of you trim the layer of far off of corned beef? I always do. I just looked up a bunch of baked corned beef recipes, and they say to leave it on. To me, it’s not like the collar on a top round. It just seems kind of gross. Then again I’ve always cooked corn beef in water, and leaving it on just leaves a slick of fat floating on top. Anyway, I cut it off, and now it’s soaking in water in the fridge to get rid of the nitrates and extra salt.

    • OneOut

      I’ve never eaten corned beef so I wouldn’t know.

      What are the pros and cons ?

    • Count Potato

      um “layer of fat” not “layer of far”

    • Spudalicious

      Depends on how thick the layer of fat is. I trim off anything more than 1/4″.

      • Count Potato

        It was around 3/8 – 1/2″

    • Tejicano

      I got an 8.5 lb brisket a couple weeks ago. The first thing I did was trim the layer of fat off of it – probably about 1.5 lbs. I chopped that fat up and slowly rendered it down in a skillet for the tallow. Lots of use for that around my kitchen.

    • Ted S.

      Considering how shitty the music is, why should you be surprised?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      MsDee replied: ‘My 18 yr old granddaughter and everyone she knows did the same :)’

      PennyMoxie added: ‘My 15-year old and her friends in Denver also purchased an obscene amount of tickets. I knew teens were smarter than Trump, but I had no idea they could outwit his campaign staff.’

      You purchased tickets?

      They understand the rally is meant as a fundraiser? They contributed to Trumps re-election campaign…

      • Rhywun

        herpity derp LOL

      • mexican sharpshooter

        It occurred to me tickets can be purchased for $0. Carry on.

      • westernsloper

        More likely they got scammed.

        I don’t think they charge for tickets. First come first serve as far as I know.

    • Gustave Lytton

      BTS= Bind, torture, sing

    • westernsloper

      Never heard of K-pop. Learn new something every day.

      • westernsloper

        wtf? Learn new something? My brain is faster than my fingers and my fingers follow poorly.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Some asshole in my ‘hood is shooting off mortars for some reason.

    • Ted S.

      Why are you shooting off mortars?

      • Gustave Lytton

        About to be overran by non-rebel scum. Or is it rebel non-scum?

      • Rebel Scum

        To celebrate! And to scare my cats.

        But really idk who is doing it or why and my lady is concerned. It has stopped now though. Happens from time to time. Classy neighbors in this neighborhood.

    • Nephilium

      Someone in my neck of the woods is shooting off fireworks as well. On a really slow cadence though.

      • Rhywun

        Constant fireworks here.

      • l0b0t

        #metoo For the past week even.

      • Rhywun

        Last night there was a show that I could look out my bedroom window and see it being launched from the intersection a block away.

      • Raven Nation

        You know what else happened last night? Carlton won at Geelong for the first time in 24 years.

      • Rhywun

        Ha, I’m watching Collingwood right now. 3 Qtr Time.

        Good for Carlton. I root for them over Geelong.

      • one true athena

        I’ve had them daily, more or less, since just before Memorial Day. Not too many and luckily not that close. How is this even fun for them now? Does this mean it’s going to keep going until August (since Fourth of July is obviously going to reinvigorate them). I’m so bored of it already, I can’t imagine it’s that exciting even for the people doing it at this point. I suppose they’re different people, but still, they seem to be in the same general area, so you’d think the people who already did it, would be annoyed by it by now too.

    • DEG

      Voices of the Past is a good channel.

    • Timeloose

      I watched that last week. Good stuff. He was amazed at all of the metal the US watsted.

    • blackjack

      My grandfather was a big shot Lt. in WW2. He went to Normandy and rebuilt the bridges that were blown up. He told me that the townspeople would notice that they were totally chaotic compared to when the Germans built them. The kruats kept everything perfectly arranged and took meticulous notes and records, where the Jerry’s would throw everything pretty much anywhere and not really care about much. Then, they said that we built them in a week and the Germans took almost a year for the same thing.

      • Count Potato

        I thought the jerry’s were the Germans, same as krauts.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, oops. I meant the Yanks.

  31. DEG

    In total, the organization took in 97 guinea pigs, nine chinchillas, six rabbits, four parakeets, two chickens, two degus, two hamsters, one cockatiel and one cat. All of the pets were found in cages deep in fecal material and infested with cockroaches.

    WTF?

    A Florida man has been charged with manslaughter after he pointed a rifle at his friend and pulled the trigger, thinking the weapon was unloaded, authorities said.

    Dumbfuck.

    “This woman served all those people, and it was after slavery. She worked as Aunt Jemima. That was her job,” he continued. “How do you think I feel as a black man sitting here telling you about my family history they’re trying to erase?”

    Democrats: Get back on the plantation

    • Nephilium

      Saw something that amused me today on a bike ride. Going through one of the parks, the regular restrooms were closed, but they had set up port-a-potties outside of them. They only explanation I can come up with is that no one wants to touch any surface in a port-a-potty.

      • DEG

        NH has closed rest areas except for the privately leased one at Hookset on I-93.

        They have set up port-potties at all the other rest areas.

        They are as disgusting as you would imagine.

      • Chafed

        I don’t get the rationale. Is this something like Whitmer’s claim people traveling by car are spreading Covid-19?

      • commodious spittoon

        Rope, lampposts.

        It’s a crying shame we’re taking all this on the chin.

    • Chafed

      This is the hero we need!

  32. Derpetologist

    It’s a good thing that Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Mrs. Butterworth, and Rastus are being memory-holed. Otherwise, people might associate great food with black people, and that simply cannot be allowed to happen.

    And now to fashion: EEVNINK VAYR!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpypTXccG2I

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I just don’t get how cleansing the food industry of black people is anti-racist.

      • Suthenboy

        It isn’t supposed to be. It s about cleansing black people from our history

  33. Plinker762

    Drove through the south west corner of
    Montana to Idaho Falls. Standard Montana road construction along the way. Looks like IDOT is getting in on the action and has the North section of I5 all fucked up.

    A lot of people out and about for Saturday night at the falls. The motels look pretty full too.

    • Rhywun

      OFFS!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They only have enough officers to investigate the important crimes. An obvious hate crime like this one requires attention.

    • Plinker762

      Wasn’t me, my Challenger is black.

      Is a white person driving a black car problematic?

    • blackjack

      Smoke ’em if you got ’em. Black lines matter.

  34. Yusef drives a Kia

    I finally got Back from Vegas, Bella has Epilepsy as we thought, after an IV to get her glucose back, They loaded her with Keppra, and made sure she was OK, and sent me home with a Bottle of pills and some scrips, She’s disoriented but alive, and hopefully on the mend, I want my Wacky Poodle back to health,

    • Rhywun

      Aw, hope she gets better soon!

    • blackjack

      Luck with the pooch, man. At least she’s got you to handle the medical for her.

      Btw, There’s a good Boz Scaggs song too. Right here!

    • Gender Traitor

      Scritches for Bella and a hug for you!

    • Chafed

      My dog had seizures. I don’t remember the vet diagnosing epilepsy but maybe I blanked it out. You will probably be told to get Bella annual blood tests. Do it. The anti-epilepsy meds take a toll on your dog’s liver. After enough time, you may need to change meds in order to make limit liver damage and/or prevent toxicity. For my boy, he stayed on the same drug for 8 years. His annual test indicated we were starting to run into trouble. Vet changed his meds and all remains well.

  35. Plinker762

    Is it another zoom night? 🙁

    • Nephilium

      l0b0t set one up I believe (link). I’m tied up on a work call sitting on a bridge, waiting for the go ahead to confirm that everything is good.

      /waves tiny essential flag

    • commodious spittoon

      Some of the LIBTARD LOSERS are signing off, but TEAM TRUMP is still going strong.

    • Plinker762

      I don’t Zoom. The commenting gets kinda light here when the others are.

      • commodious spittoon

        No reason not to join us. I was hesitant at first, but it turns out, it’s even better than commenting.

      • Nephilium

        Being on a conference call for work is a decent reason. At least another half hour before I can even get started doing the work I need to do…

      • Nephilium

        And after being on for ~2.5 hours, the network change they were doing didn’t even impact the servers I support. They didn’t even fail over. No service interruption, and the health check took less then 10 minutes.

        Oh well… it’s better then the alternative.

      • Chafed

        I’m here for you Plinker.

      • Plinker762

        Did you get your PPP loan? Now they keep changing rules for forgiveness. With the new changes, I could have received a bigger amount.

      • Chafed

        I did. The program is/was a mess. I’m pretty sure my banker busted his ass to get it done. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised a federal government program cobbled together in a couple of weeks with no fixed rules was flaky.

        I hear you on the forgiveness. I’m not sure those changes mean a larger “loan” would have been available but you may be right. I’m waiting for final, or least interim, regulations to get implemented so we know. There have been suggestions loans below a certain threshold should be forgiven without having to prove compliance. I don’t have a problem showing how the money was used. But I would be grateful not to have to spend more time on government compliance.

      • Plinker762

        Yeah, my bank gave up sending copies of the new forms and just gives a link to the gov website. I have a good bookkeeper so documentation is not an issue for me either. I could have used the load more effectively under the new rules but the extra money will help no matter what. I’m not mad. I just shake my head at how “well” the government works.

      • Chafed

        I’ll take that to me smdh. I agree.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Unless inebriated, I’m kinda uncomfortable with commenting here on the weekend evening links now. I find the idea of a group of people I’ve been speaking to for years possibly reading and discussing my comments with each other in real time disconcerting. Not that I believe that I’m a regular or even infrequent topic of conversation with anybody here aside from the TPTB occasionally snickering amongst themselves at my most braindead stoner moments but, there it is.

        My personal hang up, I know.

      • Plinker762

        So you are saying you are triggered?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Heh. Well played. No, to be honest I’ve overly insecure and conscious lately.

      • Plinker762

        I don’t like being on video. I have a bit of a self conscious issue too.

      • commodious spittoon

        I’m the youngest participant, I think, and probably fifth likeliest to be picked up at a bar.

        The camera does put on all the pounds you think you have.

        You’re a fat fuck, and you desperately need exercise.

        But it’s still a fun hang.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I feel ya. I don’t even like having my picture taken. Back before I wised up and quit FB people would get pissed when I refused to allow them to photo or tag me for their stupid fucking feed.

        You know I was there, why does your aunt in Oregon need to know that?

      • Chafed

        That’s why doG created GlibFit. 😉

      • salted earth

        Pics?

      • Trigger Hippie

        *self

      • Rhywun

        When I’ve been on Zoom there was zero discussion of what was going on here.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I figured as much but the possibility still bugs me. A paranoia bred from ignorance about what goes on there, I suppose.

      • KSuellington

        What Rhy said. The two times I went on the zoom there were zero mentions of the current post and comments.

      • Rhywun

        It… can be fun. As some have mentioned, it’s hard to get a word in edgewise. Some people are more talkative than others, just like real life I guess. I prefer the written word, TBH.

      • KSuellington

        I feel the same way about it. Nice to see or hear people who you’ve only interacted with by written word, but with more than three or four people I find it hard to use video chat. The random audio breaks and weird pauses seem to throw off the flow of natural conversation that you’d have in person. Also, when I am here commenting I am usually doing at least one other thing, watching a movie, listening to music, reading something, so it kind of flows nicely with interspersed comments.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m with you and KSue. My phone conversations are awkward enough with a single person on the other end. A group call would have me bailing out pretty damn quickly.

      • Rhywun

        usually doing at least one other thing

        This. Zooming is one more thing on top of the two other things I’m doing while I comment here.

      • CPRM

        usually Tres talks too much and then everyone else abides an awkward silence unless I take control.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Hey, you’re getting paid Friday. I started work with a better paying company this week but had to budget between the new pay periods.

      • Chafed

        So you took the new job?

      • Tejicano

        Congrats to you TH! New/better jobs are good news – particularly in these times.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yeah, better benefits, more money, a company devoted to painting only, not just a paint division for a large design/remodeling company, so far less extracurricular office/corporate style litigious nonsense to deal with. What really sold me was the shared split of bonus money you receive for any hours left over if you complete the job under the budget and labor time projection on the bid. Fucking incentives, how do they work again?

        I stated earlier this year I wanted to start, own business by the end of the year but Commie Cough pretty much set that back for the foreseeable future. I’m just glad that I very well may come put of thos shitstorm in a better position. Didn’t think that was even possible.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Thanks, Tej.

        And with that, I’m off. Sorry to post and run but my eyes are drooping.

        Goodnight!

      • Chafed

        So… how drunk are you now?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Haven’t had a drop in almost three weeks, just stoned enough to not care for a few more comments then off to my own little world again. 😉

      • Chafed

        At least give us a few more bon mots before drifting off.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Dude, don’t make me look up weird words before bed.

      • Tejicano

        I don’t Zoom mostly because this is the middle of my Sunday – a bit after 1300 right now – and I’m half likely to get dragged away for 3 minutes or 3 hours for some Honey-do or Daddy-duty surprise requirement thrown on me with no advance warning.

      • Tejicano

        Oh, and my hearing is missing chunks of high frequency sound which became more apparent as more phones/systems went to digital sound – where it seems two or three of the transmitted bandwidths I don’t hear well. Some high-pitched voices sound like a cross between human speech and a buzzing mosquito to me.

    • Rhywun

      Nice. She is a fraud from start to finish. She doesn’t give a shit about “racial justice”. I don’t usually approve of such trolling but in her case she richly deserves it.

      • Chafed

        She is. I usually don’t go for the trolling but there is something about this that feels different. The left doesn’t seem to know, much less understand, that if their principles get applied to them then there are far reaching ramifications. It will effect them. See 53 below for a silly but direct example.

        Unpersoning isn’t funny. Watching it get applied to some of their beloved institutions is.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Blue check mark nobody is certifiably insane. I’m beginning to think these zombie Maoists can’t be stopped by verbal reasoning.

      (Fuck you Preet)

    • Plinker762

      Something, something, hoisted by one’s own petard.

    • Tejicano

      I’ve been wondering when the new wokeness is going to get around to realizing that the dude behind the Rhodes scholarship and Rhodesia are the same, exact dude – and they start to un-person all everybody (looking at you B. Clinton!) who took that money.

  36. grrizzly

    Will they let me fly to Hungary at the very end of July? Either as a US citizen or a family member of a EU citizen? Even though we’ve never been officially married. Anyway, I’ve already booked a ticket.

    • Chafed

      Which “they” are you referring to white man?

      • grrizzly

        The LOT Polish check-in agents at LAX, border guards in Warsaw. Whatever that’s still in place in Budapest for arrivals from Poland.

      • Chafed

        Unless they completely closed their border, your hard currency, a valid passport, and a visa should get you in.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Good luck! Even if denied boarding/entry, it’s still probably good for trip report. Heck, submit it here. Probably won’t get many “stay out of Europe, we don’t want your American cooties” comments though.

  37. CPRM

    Tomorrow, or today for some in stupid time zones, is Father’s day. I’m not one and I don’t have a living one. But, I’m going to use the smoker-grill I got from dad on some chicken and pork. Apple wood.

    • Nephilium

      We’re supposed to have thunderstorms all day tomorrow. So my plans are to go to a spin class, go to a local hot chicken place that just reopened, drink beer, and comment here.

      • CPRM

        I didn’t even look at the weather, my grill fits mostly under my porch roof overhang so I can still use it of it’s raining. I haven’t gotten to use it yet this year, as it’s a very large grill and I only use it if I have company; but I haven’t had company and don’t know when I will, but I want to use it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I m jelly. No cover for mine and grill year round.

      • CPRM

        Snow drifts make it so I can’t even get it under that overhang for at least six months a year, much less have feeling in all my fingers.

      • Nephilium

        The before times, when you could just throw a party for no reason, and have a large number of friends, family, and acquaintances show up with no one wondering why. Cooking different foods, making sure all three taps had fresh home-brew on.

        The good old days…

      • CPRM

        Not even that, it just seems no one wants to hang around with me unless they want something.

      • Nephilium

        There’s a couple of households that still invite me over for parties and the like. And they’re not even related to me. Since the lockdown, there’s a lot of picking up of clutter and half finished projects that need to be finished in the house before we have (non-family) company over.

    • Count Potato

      LOL

      That baby trump balloon in the backround is just tarded.

      • Chafed

        So are the people who brought it.

    • CPRM

      That guy at the end wearing the shirt that says ‘Democrats Enslaved Blacks and Started The KKK!’ clearly doesn’t know that the parties switched sides!

  38. DenverJ

    Imma have to vote for the WWA President™. The Democrats have lost their ever loving minds, and there’s only two realistic outcomes.

    • Chafed

      First!

    • Count Potato

      WWA?

      • Chafed

        I’m guessing DenverJ meant WWE but let’s not quibble.

      • DenverJ

        I don’t know professional wres
        I thought WWA was the one. Don’t care- same outcome. We have a… showman… who has been elected to the most powerful office on the planet. Not the greatest guy to rally around- until you look at the other guy with a realistic chance of winning- who will be a puppet for marxists

      • Tejicano

        Don’t tell me… it’s because Rondo has electrolytes!

    • Chafed

      And you said you didn’t have kids.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Checkout my shiny new handle, courtesy of Tres “Bum-buster” Cool!

      • CPRM

        That avitar still makes me have confused reactions in my no-no place. And you do in fact have a mustache, I can vouch for that.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I’m just goin with flow… If baby-head wants to poke fun I can take it like a man.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I Tres Baby Head? please tell it’s so….

      • Nephilium

        I can neither confirm nor deny that the reference is to someone who may have fallen into a TV.

      • Festus' Mustache

        It is so, Grasshopper.

      • Nephilium

        Have you not watched the episode?

      • CPRM

        I watched it, I’m just saying I find it oddly erotic. Causes a short circuit in may catholic brain.

      • Nephilium

        Short skirts, white blouses, and thigh high nylons. And they expected teenage males to pay attention to the teachers?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Never mind. It’s headed for cancellation

        Joined a cult, joined the Klan
        On the road with Pearl Jam

  39. Gustave Lytton

    Finally home to ginger ale and Pimms. I’ve noticed that traffic enforcement has just about completely stopped since BLM started. This is on the heels of the most presence I’ve seen in years as things started to reopen and traffic picked up.

    • Plinker762

      With our dearth of BLM protests here in the Inland Northwest, traffic enforcement has held strong, but not as much as just after the reopening.

  40. Yusef drives a Kia

    I love this place, I can just and lurk, learn and laugh, Zoom? no thanks, I can’t in a word, But please tell me Baby Head is Tres! please!

    • Festus' Mustache

      I named him thus. So it is written, so shall it be!

  41. Gustave Lytton

    GL’s Pimms fueled would list of forever regret

    Alyssa Milano in the redskins Jersey
    Adele-Momoko Fraser
    Kim Jong Sis

    https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8

    • salted earth

      I doubt you’d have much time to regret Kim Jong Sis. She seems to be the praying mantis type.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Runs out of digits and can’t count past eleven.

  42. cyto

    Hey Glibs!

    I have spent the last couple of days driving the family across this great nation of ours. I’m currently holed up in a hotel in Rockford Illinois.

    CNN, NBC, PBS and the rest have been gleefully pressing the nation towards a race war for the last couple of weeks. And if you watched nothing but MSNBC or CNN, you think they were succeeding.

    Here is what I can report. It ain’t working. At least not yet.

    People throughout the State of Florida are nice. People through Georgia or nice I spent the night in Marietta Georgia, just outside of Atlanta. I spent 3 hours with the night staff getting things squared away. That one hint of anything other than normal kindness, despite racial disparities among the parties.

    People through Tennessee were nice. I stopped for a dozen Krystal burgers in the worst neighborhood in Chattanooga. No signs of any animosity from anyone. Everyone was nice.

    People in Kentucky surprisingly nice. A huge, six foot nine black dude held the door for me at a truck stop.

    The people in Illinois. Nice. We didn’t go to Chicago though.

    So, after covering some 1,300 miles of this great nation with another 500 to go on my journey, I can report that CNN is full of s***.

    • cyto

      Please excuse the spuriously incorrect words. This is dictated from my phone after having driven around the clock for 3 days.

    • Nephilium

      That’s just your polite white privilege talking cracker!

      /safe travels

    • KSuellington

      Thank you for the update, good news. Despite the news media, most people just want to have their family, friends, and fun. Hopefully there is a pendulum swing from the lefty insanity we have been living through.

    • Tejicano

      I’m predicting that the ever-growing disparity between currently lived experience and CNN/MSNBC/CBS/PBS plus the increasingly obvious blind eye averting any view of Biden’s senility will be handing the election to Trump. Good, bad, or ugly – that will be the outcome. The best up-side is how we’ll all be drowning in proggie tears by Turkey day.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I await the “Rheeeing” like a four year old watching the chimney for Santy Clause.

      • Tejicano

        I would seriously be much happier if the two parties would offer us two people who I could expect to do less damage than the two being offered but I guess that’s way too much to ask for.

        Yesterday, I happened to catch part of a Jordan Peterson video in which he says one good thing about Trump is how he hasn’t gotten us involved in any new stupid wars. Sad that such a low bar is actually something to be held up as a good thing, particularly as it’s been a while since a US president hasn’t cleared that one, sad limit. And I don’t clear Carter of this charge as his total bumbling of foreign affairs – particularly in the Middle East – was a major factor in how we got to this Effed up situation in the first place.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I was bored so I watched some “School of Rock” videos. It was disturbing to me that I couldn’t tell boy from girl. I know unisex ain’t a thing up here but what in the ever living fuck? Glee club turned the Gays gay? Have to quiz the Grandkids about the current mores, I suppose. “Oh, Grampy!”

      • Rhywun

        Gay ain’t got nothin’ to do with it. Those unisex “rockers” are swimming in poon.

  43. Festus' Mustache

    Just watched two thirds of “Ophelia” before I passed out. Can anyone tell me how it ends?

    • Festus' Mustache

      That Cal State score would be handy. Holy shit! The neighbors are not social distancing tonight. Mondo Parto! More power to em (just don’t burn any of my stuff).

      • Don Escaped any Landslide

        I’m watching STL @ CIN 1978-06-16

      • Tres Cool

        I truly hope Im responsible for that name.

    • Ted S.

      Doesn’t Ophelia drown in Act IV?

      Should have gotten herself to a nunnery.

    • commodious spittoon

      You shut your whore mouth. The UK gets nothing right, ever.