SEA SMITH COUNT STEPS!
SEA SMITH GO LOOK FOR COUSIN STEVE SMITH. HE NO FIND – FORGOT COUSIN STEVE GO LIVE HOBO LIFE FOR WHILE. NO SEE BIG STONE HEAD EITHER? THAT MEAN SEA SMITH HAVE GIVE ADVICE TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. IT GOOD ADVICE – BETTER THAN SILLY LAND ADVICE HOOMANS.
HERE IS GOODEST ADVICE!
Q: In these days of COVID-19, and forever hence, may I offer individuals with overt symptoms of sickness (coughing, sneezing, etc.) a spare face mask?
I’ve always been charmed by the ethos of some cultures in Asia, where individuals don them automatically. Over the years, I’ve stewed in silence, particularly trapped on airplanes, while an individual clearly continues to exhibit symptoms of sickness. I usually carry a mask or two for myself, but they are so much more effective in preventing the transmission of germs from the source, rather than shielding one from them.
One can never tell who might be immunocompromised from medical conditions or treatments. So, can I politely say, “I happen to have a spare mask. May I offer it to you?”
A: SEA SMITH SAY “OK, KAREN”. SO YOU NOW SNEEZE SNITCH? YOU KNOW THAT “SNITCHES GET SPEARGUNNED LIKE FISHES”…YOU GIVE AWAY MASK IN BIG SHOWY WAY IF WANT. NO BE SURPRISED IF OTHER HOOMAN TAKE OFFENSE AND THROW HOT COFFEE IN FACE AND SAY “ALL STERILE NOW!” SEA SMITH SUGGEST CRUISE INSTEAD OF AIR FLYING. CRUISE VERY SAFE FROM GERMS!
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BUT NOT SAFE FROM SEA SMITH.
Q: My friend “Kate” has had a lot of trauma in her life, and she feels things very deeply. She has experienced assault, the suicide of a close friend, the death of several family members, discovered she can’t have children, and managed to escape an abusive relationship, all in the last five years or so.
Kate does all the things people are supposed to do when coping with grief and is doing very well. The problem is me. I find it hard to be around her because of all the drama. Intellectually, I understand none of this is Kate’s fault. She isn’t being attention-seeking or deliberately causing drama. But I find myself becoming impatient with her ongoing discussion of feelings. I’m not someone who feels deeply or is easily traumatized. Bad things happen, I get over it and move on. How can I learn to be the patient, caring friend she needs?
A: SEA SMITH THINK HER NEED REAL DRAMA – THAT KEEP OTHER STUFF ON BACK FISH BROILER. TELL FRIEND NEED CRUISE, RELAX. SEA SMITH JOIN CRUISE, AND GIVE FRIEND OTHER THING WORRY ABOUT. BY OTHER THING, MEAN RAPE. BY SEA SMITH.
Q: My mother had a beautiful parrot for over a decade until it died five years ago. Ever since then, I’ve gotten a monthly update about “Polly.” (Think: “It’s raining today. Polly always loved the rain,” or “Happy Halloween, missing Polly.”) I understand my mother’s sadness at losing her pet and try to be supportive without letting our entire conversations be about Polly. My father chooses to do “whatever your mother needs” to grieve, which means their house is basically a Polly shrine and discussion of getting another pet is forbidden.
My fiancé and I plan to get married next summer, and my mother has already insisted someone mention Polly during my wedding. Originally, she wanted Polly mentioned in the formal speeches and among the family pictures at the reception, Polly-themed dessert and favors. I put my foot down and said my wedding will not become a bird funeral six years after the fact. My father told her she needs to tone down the Polly demands and told me I should do one small thing (he suggested Polly’s photo incorporated into my mom’s mother-of-the bride corsage). My fiancé privately laughs about the whole thing and says we should just elope anyway. I’m leaning toward eloping just to avoid dealing with my mom’s bird grief on a day that’s supposed to be about the love I have found with my fiancé. What do you think?
A: SEA SMITH SURE THIS ONE REAL. IT TOO SILLY BE FAKE. SEA SMITH SUGGEST MEMORIZE THIS. MAKE FUNNY REMARK ABOUT DEAD PARROT. THAT CHEER UP CRAZY MOM! IF THAT NO WORK – GIVE NEW, NON-PARROT BIRD. SEA SMITH SUGGEST SEA GULL.
NO, CRAZY BIRD! NOT STEAL ICE CREAM.
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MAYBE SEA GULL NOT GOOD AFTERALL.
JUST ELOPE.
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!
You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to be first before me.
Literally. I don’t do morning links.
Only guy I know that wakes up early enough to beat the glory hole rush hour.
NO BE SURPRISED IF OTHER HOOMAN TAKE OFFENSE AND THROW HOT COFFEE IN FACE AND SAY “ALL STERILE NOW!”
🙂
she feels things very deeply
Euphemism aside, what exactly does that mean?
Drama queen.
Deep feelings are inserted into her being.
Like a hairbrush?
If you are in to that. I believe there is an entire genre, not that I would know.
FINGERBANG!
Her G-spot is at the back of her uterus?
hitting the cervix can be fun, don’t think hitting the back of the uterus would be.
You can’t hit the back of the uterus. You can’t pass through the cervix into the uterus.
Maybe you can’t.
I mean…damn…* golf clap *
Sure, if you go in the back door.
Cervix facts
2. So is cervix penetration possible?
Nope, not at all. Your cervix can’t actually be penetrated. That’s because the opening of the cervix, known as the external os, is too narrow for a penis or dildo to enter. It’s usually no bigger than your thumb.
So your penis is narrower than a thumb? SAD!
You should see my thumbs.
Let me find my magnifying glass.
She hasn’t yet learned how to overcome her initial, probably wrong, feelings.
In other words…she’s a grown child.
I’m kind of disappointed with SEA SMITH’s advice. Forget masks. The obvious answer is to rape the ever living shit out of those diseased monkeys running around with their sniffles. Fuck those unhygienic assholes who think germ theory is something made up by Big Pharma. Use a Kleenex. And close your mouth when you chew.
If you’re sick and your nose is stuffed up, you have to have your mouth open to breathe. Even when you are eating.
Stop using logic and common sense all over my cromulent rant.
Mike Lee
@SenMikeLee
Just heard that Mayor Bowser is kicking the Utah National Guard out of all DC hotels tomorrow. More than 1200 troops from 10 states are being evicted. This is unacceptable.
The mayor can remove people from hotels? Some idiot in the thread cite 3A as if he knows what it means. I could be wrong but I assume the gov’t is paying for the rooms at the hotel and the nat’l guard members are staying there with consent.
Bitch set them up.
It’s like they want their cities to burn.
Why not? They get that sweet federal bailout and get rid of capitalism at the same time. And no one has to pay for it!
that’s. .. very curious.
Look what they’re doing, though.
https://twitter.com/JennyJarvie/status/1269053889472614400
Dear God, they’re monsters.
They are enforcing orders to essentially place everyone under house arrest for the night. Go after the looters and rioters, but this is collective punishment.
Oh, I agree and I really hate those damn stupid dancing cops/nurses/whatever videos. The narcissism sickens me.
*Taps sarc detector* Sorry.
I saw a movie many years ago about a jail where the prisoners sang and danced. They really rocked.
Mandatory fun day.
Wow…
New low in cop propaganda.
Tiktok nurses could not be reached for comment.
How can it be 3A? The hotel owners could kick the NG out, but not the mayor, under a 3A claim.
You misunderstand. The mayor seized the motels because the 5th amendment is already deadletter so he can use the still vibrant 3rd to kick out the NG.
Fucking Military Police. What commander thought that shit was a good idea?
NFL
@NFL
We, the NFL, condemn racism and the systematic oppression of Black People. We, the NFL, admit we were wrong for not listening to NFL players earlier and encourage all to speak out and peacefully protest. We, the NFL, believe Black Lives Matter. #InspireChange
The NFL is systemically oppressing black people by paying them millions of dollars to play a game. Likewise for the NBA*, MLB, MLS…
*While we are on the topic of racial disparity in sports…
They really are determined to destroy their fan base.
“The NFL is systemically oppressing black people by paying them millions of dollars to play a game”
Yes, they should stop that and let those negroes go back to the ghettos, where democrats can properly take care of them.
The players’ union has just killed MLB, at least as far as there ever being highly paid MLB athletes ever again. Hell, they never recovered from the ’94-’95 strike.
I haven’t watched a game since.
Maxine Waters✔
@RepMaxineWaters
Trump brought in the FBI, Homeland Security, Natl Guard, active duty military troops, & helicopters to use against our citizens & our young people protesting against the killing of unarmed people of color. He is amassing the power of a dictator. Stop him! Join the resistance!
This is the least racist time in American history except for racist leftists that are trying to make America racist again.
Is she still rocking a weird cowboy hat?
Maybe a matching bedazzled facemask?
You’re thinking of this broad:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederica_Wilson
Shiela Jackson Lee
Hawt
You’re right, that’s her. She likes to wear ridiculous hats that are three sizes too small too.
Wait a minute, I though he was killing grandma by not dictating hard enough? Which is it?
both you fool, can’t you double think like a good subject?
Where do he do that? I haven’t seen any evidence of it. I heard the NG was called by a couple governors but must have missed the rest.
If he defers to the state/local governments (like he is supposed to because federalism) he is “weak”. If he rhetorically lambastes said state/local governments or takes any direct action he is a “tyrant”. Keep up!
He made the threat to spur the reticent governors to action it looks like and it mostly worked.
Let the rioting, looting and arson continue until the locals beg for the restoration of order.
They already are. Why do they need to ask?
Because they need more time to think about what they’ve done over the years to let their city get in this bad shape.
Maxine is old enough to remember real racism.
Or she is senile and can’t remember what she had for lunch either.
She’s just a fricking liar
100% this.
Me like SEA SMITH, but love STEVE SMITH.
SPACE NO HAPPY! SPACE SAY SEA USURPER, SPACE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO SMITH THRONE!
Police abusing people, there’s rioting, looting, glaciers are melting, virus is killing everyone or isn’t killing anyone, and on top of everything else the power is out.
The transvestite non-binary albino negroes are our futue! The rest of you, please move to the back of the bus!
I don’t understand your references anymore. It’s been at least four months since the power went away, and six years since pandemic spread across the world.
Have the riots stopped? Does anyone remember why they started? What happened to the astronauts in orbit? Oh God, the planet is warming… the thermostat ticked up to 76. We’re baking alive in here. We’re alive, goddammit!
That’s fun. Many upvotes given.
So when are the gays going to lynch the negros for stealing their month?
I laughed.
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Soon if Rand gets his way.
I love you guys
Shannan Ferry
@ShannanFerry
Large crowd of health care workers just showed up to Union Square. The organizer tells me when so many have been clapping for them at 7pm due to Coronavirus, they want to clap for protestors at 7pm instead.
These narrative pivots are giving me whiplash. Not a week or so ago protesters were being admonished by self-righteous healthcare workers.
but systemic racism is super important unlike your freedom.
What’s the term, demoralization? Except it’s no longer a Soviet plot. Our countrymen simply took the precepts and ran with it.
Every PI flag against my team is because the ref is an oversensitive idiot. Every incomplete pass thrown by my team is because the ref is blind to the blatant PI.
Time to step on Derp’s toes this time.
Spot the not.
No shadow in a place you’d expect a shadow.
^Killjoy was here.
I didn’t want to totally give it away so soon. But looks like a lot of photoshop.
I’m sure it is. Just liked the allegory of it.
You’re kidding, right?
lol, is the facemask fake too?
Yup
yes
Still would.
Sad day
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2020/06/05/breaking-sig-sauer-germany-closes-down/
I shed a tear earlier today. Also, I intend to pick up some more classic P series German pistols.
Well, now that we’re banning the Po Po and getting rid of all firearms, no one has to defend their self. What’s the problem?
Well damn.
Sad.
Time to snap up cheap police turn ins.
Their NH factory is going gangbusters. I might sign up for one of their classes up there sometime – you know, when we live in a free country again.
My thought exactly. It was almost too stupid to make it to the end. Instead I wanted to smack some sense into that broad and tell her to listen to her fiancé.
I wanted to smack some sense in the fiance’s head and tell him to run and run fast. That’s Crazy Town right there and it won’t stop with the Mom. Daughter has been exposed to that nonsense her whole life. Nurture or nature, doesn’t make a bit of difference.
I’m a glass half-full type 🙂
I respect Candid Candace’s opinion and delivery. But I am probably biased because I have a huge crush on her.
In an explosive 18-minute video posted on YouTube Thursday, conservative commentator Candace Owens explains why she does “not support George Floyd and the media depiction of him as a martyr for black America.”
During her at-times impassioned video post (below), Owens, who is African-American, criticizes what she describes as the African-American community “cater[ing] to the bottom denominator of our society” by “demand[ing] support and justice for the people in our community that are up to no good.” The holding up of Floyd as a “martyr for black America,” she suggests, is an example of this trend that she forcefully rejects.
In the video, Owens highlights Floyd’s criminal record, particularly a 2007 armed robbery of a woman’s home in Houston, for which Floyd was convicted in 2009 and served five years in prison. While the media has generally portrayed Floyd as having “started a new life” since his five-year stint in prison, Owens points to his alleged attempt to use a counterfeit bill, which prompted the ultimately fatal arrest, and two autopsies indicating he had drugs in his system as evidence suggesting he had not fully reformed.
Owens repeatedly stresses that by highlighting Floyd’s criminal record she is not attempting to justify former Officer Derek Chauvin’s actions, which she thoroughly condemns; rather, she is arguing that Floyd should not be held up as some form of “martyr” or role model for the black community.
Maybe I just haven’t noticed but I really haven’t seen or heard anybody claiming that that guy was a role model.
And not for nothing, shitting on a corpse isn’t a good look regardless the political persuasion.
I agree. People have been saying even if he had murdered someone, once he is in custody, he gets his day in court. There are shit stirrers on all sides.
Early stories portrayed him as an upstanding father and husband.
Gotcha. Must of missed that. First thing I remember hearing about the guy was the counterfeit bill and a possible career in porn.
I’ve seen the porn.
I think “don’t talk ill of the dead” takes backseat when the decendt is being martyred and used as an excuse to push a blatently false lie. And I say this as someone with a long history of criticizing, even vilifying, the police.
I get that. But it’s not like the guy has a choice in the matter of being martyred for political points. By all means, let’s push back on the racism canard as much as possible but pointing out a dead man’s faults doesn’t exactly endear people who may be straddling the fence on the issue.
TBF I’m trying to be straddled by Candace.
Absolutely fair, and his own family has stated that he would be appalled at some of the things being done in his name.
Shitting on his grave is bad, but he is already being elevated to sainthood by the victim brigade. He did brake into a pregnant woman’s house and rob her at gunpoint – but he did his time and didn’t deserve to be executed by cop. (Still something weird about what went down – feels like a setup)
Further there is video of the initial arrest presented by the press and then they skip to the unhappy ending. What happened in between? Once restrained he should be kept safe and not killed because, when possible, government goons are supposed to capture alleged criminals in order for them to be charged and tried. But what happened in between could determine the difference between murder and manslaughter on the part of the offending officer(s).
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1269050348653731840
LOLWTF?
Proof of systemic racism.
Looks like a spurious correlation, I don’t think I’d recommend investing based on high profile killings of black folks. Unless that’s a deep fake that’s really, really stupid.
I don’t think I’d recommend investing based on high profile killings of black folks.
I was going to do something with this but I think I’ll leave it alone. *discreetly shorts Target stock*
I’m more impressed by the “More Tweets” section that’s just a list of what prominent Democrats are thinking about today.
Yep. I saw Dizzy Joe’s tweet: We can’t take four more years of this!
The funny part is he thinks he just made a statement about the prospect of a McCain presidency continuing W’s domestic policy.
I though he was making a statement about how he doesn’t want to be like Ike.
thought*
I’d like to make an announcement:
I’ve resigned my position in solidarity with the Buffalo Emergency Response Team.
*uptwinkles*
You resigned missionary?
If I were the intended groom, I’d be going the other way. Crazy runs in families. Would YOU want to marry that daughter or have children with her?
SP, I submitted a request for an article. Please let me know if it didn’t make it through, the subject is somewhat time sensitive.
Holy fuck. SP just stole my comment. My mother had a beautiful parrot for over a decade until it died five years ago
Five years the annoying bird has been dead? Mom has issues. That shit runs in families. Run away from that family as far as you can go.
SP stole mine upthread by 30 minutes. Serves me right. Already agreed with SP and Western in advance.
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“Would YOU want to marry that daughter?”
No.
“or have children with her?”
Yes.
Or at least practice.
No chance Polly is a real story. No way. Did she grieve like that for her cat Mittens, or her dog Fido, or her poor bunny, Buns?
SP, I submitted a request for an article. Please let me know if you haven’t received it, the subject is somewhat time sensitive.
Now who believes in blood guilt?!?
Nope. The days of locking a crazy wife in the attic until the house burns down are long gone.
Your comment is Eyrie
Ha!
It’s too late!
I learned that the hard way with #1.
We must have had the same one, Spud.
The father is tuned in too, another indicator that something ain’t right in that family.
Yep. In my situation, he was just a raging alcoholic.
In the category of good folks still being out there in the world.
I went to a local record store for the first time in months. I had weeded out my collection and had a few to sell. (Of course I always walk out buying five times as much as I buy) as he’s looking at my records he calls me over and handed me an extra record I had left tucked in the sleeve. I must have stashed it in there sometime back in 1988 or so.
It was a mint copy of “Let Them Eat Jellybeans”, one of the earliest collections of punk music. Theres a version of Black Flag’s “police story” and a version of the Dead Kennedys “Nazi punks fuck off” that’s never been reissued…and never will because Jello Biafra is a bit of a cunt.
It’s a rare record I had been nostalgic about for decades. Never pulled the trigger on paying big money for used copies.
Rob, the guy who owns the store, knew the thing had value. He still handed it to me without a second thought. I never would have been the wiser.
Sitting on the back deck, having some weed, whiskey and playing an album that was big in my little punk heart.
He’s a good guy.
That is cool! I know of the Dead Kennedys, heard them, but was never into the whole punk scene. What I haven’t heard is Jello Biafra. the Dead Kennedys songs are owned by the Nigerian son (assuming gender!) of Bill Cosby?
Was it New World Records? Are they still around?
No, sadly they closed. This was in Niagara Falls. It’s called “Music Matters”. Amazing place.
What was the one on Elmwood just south of Forest? That place was awesome.
Home of the Hits! I went to school a few blocks away, so I spent most of my days there.
That’s it! I didn’t go to Buff State but my roommate at the time I lived on Grant and Forest did. Many trips to Home of the Hits. Why I lived near Buff State but attended UB is a long story.
Oh, the guy who ran New World had a record label that was supposed to launch Buffalo based musicians.
Sadly. Their biggest hit was “The Curly Shuffle”
https://youtu.be/FKAfXdb5LsA
Civil War Enfield Rifle Cartridges
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
The parrot is an ex-parrot. I agree with the above run from the family. You’ll have to deal with the MIL when she needs to be instutionalized.
She needs to be institutionalized before the wedding: this woman will absolutely pull some stunt to make the day all about her.
You guys could use an office and a couch, you’re spot on with your diagnosis. You could be charging a lot of money to a lot a nutty people that spend their evenings in the street protesting something or another. You’d be a public service.
Florida’s Constitutional Amendment Assault Weapon Ban
I didn’t watch, but seriously, people are calling for “assault weapons” bans after numerous videos of people of all races protecting their property with “assault weapons” because the police explicitly told them they won’t be able to assist them with protecting their property because they are overwhelmed dealing with the rioters?
AND a bunch of people screaming “Burn it, burn it all!” until the rioters make it to their streets, then it’s “I called the cops and they were busy, WTF! get these animals away from me!”
I have seen multiple clips of people reacting to the harassing “protesters” only for the protesters to say “call the cops”. You’d think they would wrap it up, call it a day, and go back to their normal daily lives after that.
I imagine it’s been winding it’s way through the system since parkland.
Aaaaaah, makes sense.
It wouldn’t have passed anyways.
Evergreen advice for any wedding-related questions.
I’m a bit of a loner and possibly on the autism spectrum, but yea – I will never understand why people would put themselves through the agony of planning a big-ticket 100+ guest wedding.
Here’s my “wedding planning”: Guest list is parents, immediate siblings, and 3 or 4 closest friends. Find a venue big enough for that group, get some food that doesn’t suck, and some music that doesn’t suck. Done.
Today, on the commute home, there was strange police and emergency activity on Parker Rd, old Hwy… 83? Anyway, it was on the other side of the road, with several cars many yards from each other, and one site with civilians, cones, and police, but but no vehicle- I think it went down the embankment. Then, there it is: the pavement had buckled! Just crazy. That’s a shitty piece of road though, as are most of the roads in Parker, but I think that was in Englewood or something. Right past the on ramp from Arapahoe.
Arapahoe sucks almost as much as the Colfax ho.
*But you knew that joke.
My sainted wife was half Cheyenne, half Arapaho. She had a great line about “slap-a-ho”.
*sigh*
Makes me happy to hear. Bless the lovely lady.
Gee, I wonder why not.
Because fuck you, that’s why not?
WTF?
Joe’s says “I can’t sniff”
Heh. One of my beer run joints is a gas station near the house. When governor Blackface McKlansman levied his mask order with the health reason caveat they put a sign up that acknowledged the caveat. So, as is know, I definitely can’t breathe in a mask, so I do not wear one.
as is know
Known*… I can’t stop missing letters even when I hit them and even using a low-profile keyboard.
Ya probably got that ‘rona everyone’s atalking ’bout.
Nah. I caught the Miller. It’s a different strain.
I ordered my body armor and in a short 8 weeks, I’ll be invincible. At least that is what I’ve learned from action movies.
Florida Man.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZx22JAXkAMd3Io?format=jpg&name=medium
That is gangsta, boi!
UCS will be envious of those gloves. A pair for everyday and a nice dress up pair
Poor John.
I feel bad violating his rights, but you know, I’m an asshole.
what did you order and where?
I went with level 3+ lightweight plates and a testudo carrier from AR500 armor. $512 all in with 4 plates and carrier. That includes tax and shipping.
https://www.ar500armor.com/
Won’t stop rifle rounds. Incidentally that is a huge flaw in one of the scenes in ‘Back to the Future’.
Might not stop em, might slow em down enough?
I remember watching a sniper take out a guy hiding behind a cinderblock wall, but he had like a m40 or something crazy like that.
might slow em down enough?
If it penetrates and stays in you, you are still going to have a very bad day.
Not to mention that even if the vest stops the bullet, all that force has to go somewhere, and the impact can still cause major organ damage.
I mean I’m sure you’re still better off with a vest than without, but like Florida Man stated through his sarcasm, it doesn’t make you invincible by any means.
3+ stops up to 30-06 or 308 AP
But a lot of 5.56mm projectiles will cut right through 3+ armor. Depends on the exact projectile and plate. Read the manual!
Bitchin’! I finally got around to ordering some armor myself. Just soft armor in a concealment carrier, though.
“STOP generically telling us to VOTE in response to all of the police brutality we have right now.
Yes we should vote. But we have to be VERY specific.
Democrats, from top to bottom, are running the cities with the worst police brutality in America right now.
We voted for them.”
https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1268911183878410246
Looks like he finally realized he’s white.
I’d say the world has turned upside down but he’s probably talking about voting Green or CPUSA.
Problem is he’s talking about voting further left.
Doesn’t make his statement any less true. Democrats are terrible for black people. Let’s see what the communist can do.
Spoiler alert: it’s worse
Figured that without looking.
What’s that working definition of insanity, again?
Meh. It’s a valid point. You can support the Democrats while still vetting individual candidates on their positions.
I inadvertently heard a clip of him the other day. Some kind of visceral hate scream of the same thing over and over that was perfectly attuned to fire some kind of primal response which in my case was to scramble for the remote to try turning it off. I’m led to believe he’s some kind of agit-prop/provo-prop specialist in the world of race baiting, and particularly well versed in ignoring any and all aspects of any issue except for race, even when race apparently isn’t a factor by any objective standard.
Jo Jorgensen
@Jorgensen4POTUS
Replying to
@shaunking
There is another way
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Jo Jorgensen
@Jorgensen4POTUS
· May 31
-End #QualifiedImmunity for law enforcement.
-Repeal all laws for victimless crimes.
-End the failed #WarOnDrugs pardon all nonviolent offenders with no victim.
I will do everything I can as President to fight for your civil liberties.
Help me get there: http://bit.ly/Jorgensen4POTUS
Begin excoriation in 5…4…3…2…1…
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“victimless crimes” is a Libertarian dog-whistle, but requires definition.
Definitely. You could stretch that meaning to cover almost anything.
Not rape.
Repealing most traffic laws would be a decent start.
Sure, stop signs serve no purpose and park where you like – who cares about blocking streets. So easy, a caveman could do it!
I see you failed to read the word “most” in my statement.
Yes, my ignorance.
In my estimation, 50% of stop signs seem to be there to appease busybodies. Of the rest, half of them seem to be there because local planners are idiots. My neighborhood is old enough to still have yield signs at some intersections and those are no more prone to accidents than the stop sign laden ones. In fact, one of the stop sign laden intersections is only a 2-way stop (out of 4 ways) but it’s the wrong 2 ways, as the other directions have better visibility. If you are going in the direction of the stop sign, after stopping you have to pull halfway into the intersection to see anything.
There are actually places in this world where there are no street signs or lines on the roads telling people what to do and something resembling a society still exists.
Interesting read:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Monderman
I found out last week that telling somebody to “look it up.” is a libertarian dog whistle. It is, here let me look it up for you..
Looting is victimless crime to a significant portion of the population at this point.
Seen vs. Unseen, with a heaping helping of complicity from the media (cover the riots and the protestors but not the fallout)
Yeah, but where’s the mandatory sensitivity training and reparations, Jo?
Racist bitch.
Sarwark is getting his ass handed to him and it’s a beeeyootiful sight.
https://twitter.com/EricDJuly/status/1269079775370457089
July was on Tom Woods’ podcast the other day discussing this craziness and it was a damn good show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP77MtrxdNM
I was getting a bit worried about Eric. He was going off for about a week straight. One of my favorites, but I hope he’s taking care of himself. Burn out is real.
Wait, he’s still the LP Chairman? GTFOOH, I thought he’d been tossed out of that position.
Oh my goodness……as a dedicated Sarwark hater, I greatly enjoyed that. Thanks, straff!
Thank Eric. The Buscemi skater replies were just icing.
The used car salesman lives up to the stereotype.
“I’ve been vocally supportive of the protests from the start and still am. But the radical, sudden, extreme shift in how our authorities talk and issue decrees about Covid-19 — without any attempt to justify the 180 degree reversal — is creepy and authoritarian:”
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1268917140914126849
*sound of the knives being unsheathed for Greenwald*
The latter stands to spread the commie-cough farther and wider and do devastating damage because the commie-cough is super serial and deadly…except when it isn’t.
IOW, nice non-sequitur.
That guy is a big dumb idiot.
A deeply oppressive society where damn near every major institution is in lockstep agreement with you.
Narrator: None of the representatives were terrorized
Whitmer was burned in effigy – I’m sure that’s a hate crime according to Booker and Harris.
Papier-mache lives matter
Unfortunately.
I am usually a pretty liberal-minded person (not a big L, you right-wight freaks), but these sick animals have to be stopped.
*burp*
Kill them.
Kill them all.
Then cook them all.
Check out Artie Bucco over here
He’s adorable but I wonder what his position is regarding BLM.
Big L(ettuce) rest in peace
Preem!
Cilantro is animal cruelty.
I wanna get a bunny & name him “Woodchipper.”
Fear of corona on decline – switch back to racism!
Pretty much.
https://twitter.com/AAOinvest/status/1268995809552609288
que?
Attempted murder of sales counter.
Price check on a Jeep.
Excuse the drugs falling out of my behonkus, but hAhaHAHaHAHAHAhaHahaHAhAHA!!1111111123333
FBI lawyer lady make scholarly legal analysis.
*shocked face*
This guy seems to understand what’s going on and how to deal with it.
I have an announcement:
I’ve just joined both BLM and Antifa
Burn it down.
Burn it all down.
I have a black coworker who is considering going to a protest this weekend. I gave him a few ideas for protest signs.
“My life matters only when it is politically convenient for you”
“Vote Biden or you ain’t black”
“Don’t take a knee on me”
“Please, tell me how you (the media) are the victim of the protests”
“Words will never hurt me but rubber bullets do”
Picture of a pig being roasted. Captioned “The proper way to cook white meat”
Picture of three ripe apples next to a police badge
“Take the blue pill”
“#BringBackOurGirls”
LGBTQIAABLM
“How dare you!”
SAY HIS NAME – DUNCAN LEMP
Yo LeBron Hairline B Wack
CNN✔
@CNN
Do your kids have questions about racism and the nationwide protests? Our friends from @SesameStreet join @EricaRHill and @VanJones68 for Coming Together: Standing Up to Racism, Saturday morning at 10 a.m. ET
Oh dear.
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1268993777550520321
La Matanza de Texas
Peter Falk being interviewed by the most 80s of 80s women in what looks to be a jammies top
Crap completely forgot today’s date. At about right now 76 years ago, American airborne troops were on the ground in Normandy. Sorry I’m a history nerd just had to point that out.
Go on…
American airborne troops were on the ground in Normandy.
And Antifa is on the streets of Philly. Parallels, man. History repeats.
Don’t forget that Rome was liberated by the Americans on June 5th 1944 as well. The 1st Special Service Force was the first unit to enter the city.
https://twitter.com/redfishstream/status/1269010591139737600
I for one welcome our supermodel overlords.
“Heavily armed Black Nationalists…” – no, wait, that’s just for the whites. ///CNN
The upside down rifle is killing me.
I don’t care if it is staged, it’s hawt.
I would like o make her acquaintance…and teach her about the rules of the range.
Me too.
Why I’m Choosing to Ask a Black Stranger How to Be a Better Ally, Even Though Google is Free
This is a real person smdh
I don’t really feel like thinking that critically
Common problem among leftists.
Someone should tell that person asking to enact free labor from a black person is exactly the same as slavery.
Reductress is a satire site.
Well thank god for that. But honestly, who the fuck can tell nowadays?
True.
You rn
You’re mixing up Thanksgiving, flock of seagal.
I went to the Beach!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/tEvrrD41iSX4ciPR7
Bella!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/RsKczKnd2Zs6rbzA7
Come play!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/y6Fshy7dVf34871K9
https://photos.app.goo.gl/rFJb77MoNed651Vs6
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1269013052109791232
She seems nice.
She’s Zero Hedge’s comment section’s spirit animal.
?
Where is the social media mob that will identify her and get her fired from her… Oh nevermind
She really wants her dick sucked.
Since the media decided that most of the looters are white suprimacists, I have been waiting for someone in the media compare the riots to kristallnacht.
Carlin is always relevant.
I didn’t even recognize him.
Four legs good, two legs better
Is it legal?
I’ve been told that the constitution is like 100 years old and hard to read, so who knows.
The Battle of Merville Gun Battery
Do we all watch the same Shit on YT?? History guy rocks!
I appreciate that he stays timely and relevant with topics in episodes. Strange that he has a military hat collection. To each his own I guess. *eyes seashell collection and thinks “I’ll use them for something some day”*
I’ve been enjoying this podcast for a couple months now and stumbled upon the video versions on YouTube about a week or so ago.
The Fall of Civilizations series:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7j08gxUcBgc
Signing off and watching the Easter Island episode. Good evening all.
We all watch the same shit, again, great Show!
Great link – thanks!
Brees, you really need to stop now. This is ridiculous. When you cuck out you cuck out 110%
At this point he’s basically a hostage reading statements from his captors.
Unfortunately, we don’t have video so can’t see if he is blinking a message.
Which is what I don’t get (and I recognized that based on the complete 180 and the Stalinist level language used). Dude is rich and famous. Is BLM or the NFL holding his family hostage? I mean, I would not stand down and grovel this way even in my tenuous financial situation barring some kind of soviet style “we will kill your entire family if you do not apologize for your wrongthink” scenario. This whole thing seems very odd to me.
I’m guessing it’s from a strong desire to be loved and to have adulation heaped upon him not just for being a QB but for being a supposedly good person. His bubble was popped for the first time in a long time. That’s gotta be harsh.
He doesn’t want his offensive line to take some plays off like what happened to Derek Carr.
This evening in memes that would trim my Facebook friends list by two-thirds…
I like shitposting as much as the next guy, but DAYUMM!
That. Is. Fantastically. Hilarious.
Man, this whole year has been a pack of lies. People pretending to care about shit that doesn’t even exist. I can’t figure out if it’s all just a ruse to fuck over Trump, or a no-shit attempt at bringing about a glorious worker’s revolution. Wake me up when 2021 gets here.
Wake me up when 2021 gets here.
Funny you should mention…
The fuck is a Wegmans
Wasted jokes in 2020 are TIGHT.
You might think that wasting jokes in 2020 is difficult, but actually it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
The fuck is a Wegmans
The most magical place on earth, as far as grocery stores go. They have everything, including a wine/beer section that rivals ‘Total Wine’. I can’t really afford to shop there except for getting specific ingredients for specific meals for special occasions such as holidays. Otherwise I am relegated to Walmart and Food Lion.
Wegman’s is my hometown supermarket. Nothin’ magical or expensive about it at the time.
Different in VA, I guess. I do recall visiting one in PA while visiting family as a child, seemed like a normal grocery there. The two that are in my area here are rather large.
Never been, nor to Publix, but both sound good.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/shoppers-were-pampered-at-wegmans-now-they-are-the-grocers-biggest-risk-11590811211?mod=mhp (Paywalled, of course.)
I saw a clip from Shark Tank where some guy said ‘It is my identity.’ And that’s when it hit me, I don’t have an it. There is no singular aspect of me that is my identity. So maybe that’s why I don’t get all this identity shit.
I don’t get all this identity shit.
I’m just a guy . . . sitting in front of the world . . . hoping it plays nice once in a while.
That’s because you’re not Jerry McConnell.
YES!
Or O’Connell.
Or banging Rebecca Romain.
ew, that’s how you get e.coli.
The electricity came back on. It was… unexpected. We’d gotten used to spending evenings on the porch, with the mosquitoes and the dying light of creation. We’d gotten used to keeping each other company, and keeping company with ourselves. The sudden advent… the sudden reinvention of electricity, well… it was startling. We didn’t know what to make of it, at first. We knew what it was, of course, but we were afeared. What it meant for us, what it changed, what we’d find out, now that it was back.
http://archive.li/tnfhI/cfe02bdca6fef37a0a9b15a7db8c1384eab65309.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/IhevM/45dded7273965e79fafa822abfb50f9203e1cc13.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/MS5qx/dc2141cdf82c5dd30152a84389770d97b0315dfa.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/cwpPT/7be7b7d5e990cd89ee9b86006b1a60939fd7baba.jpg
NSFW.
Fan-freaking-tastic.
Tomb Raider’s back to raid some tombs.
Steven Sloan✔
@stevenpsloan
WASHINGTON (AP) — Joe Biden formally clinched the Democratic presidential nomination, setting him up for a bruising challenge to President Trump that will play out against the unprecedented backdrop of a pandemic, economic collapse and civil unrest.
Which are all Bad Orange Man’s fault. We have to elect Senile Joe to fix it.
More white supremacists hijacking these peaceful protests.
I’m sorry; I couldn’t help myself. This whole thing is just… so fucking transparent to me. Sorry.
It’s too bad that the democrats can’t accept the results of an election.
Hey all, my comments are being eaten up by the system so I want to make sure that my submission gets through. I requested to submit a piece for feedback that is somewhat time sensitive. Thanks.
It’s 2020, we’re all being eaten up by the system!
*shakes fist at clouds*
Um, you know we can see this one right?
Shhh
Well yeah, I’ve been posting the same comment repeatedly and this one finally got through.
Poor bastard. Never saw it coming.
https://twitter.com/comhcinc/status/1268588204464226305?s=20
He will be made to care.
Do they have Hidden Figures, the untold story of the black women who put the white man on the Moon?
Yes. Spike Lee didn’t direct it.
What do leftists and other leftists have in common?
Reports throughout the past year have revealed a campaign of unearthing the remains of Uyghur families, often destroying them while leveling entire cemeteries. Some cemeteries have been turned into parking lots, while reporters found others simply stripped of their tombs, with bones lying about unidentified. Cemeteries are key to Uyghur culture as families are buried in the same locations for centuries, creating a historical record.
The cemetery destruction follows years of policies by the Chinese Communist Party to eradicate Uyghur culture and their religion, Islam, through banning Islamic practices like fasting for Ramadan, eradicating the Uyghur language from schools, and forcing between 1 to 3 million Uyghurs into concentration camps, where survivors say they endured indoctrination, torture, rape, and murder.
RFA noted that the source for the latest plans to destroy a Uyghur cemetery — a cemetery in the Bulaqtagh district of Urumqi — was the Communist Party itself, whose members posted a bulletin in the neighborhood announcing that the cemetery would be destroyed and the remains buried there moved. It remains unclear where the Party will reinter the remains, if anywhere.
The bulletin demanded that relatives of the dead in the cemetery register with the Party to ensure they would receive access to those remains once they were dug up. RFA confirmed the information on the bulletin with the “Urumqi Ethnic Affairs Office,” responsible for Uyghur cultural issues in the area.
“The announcement was published by the Urumqi Municipal Government. We are registering the families with tombs,” a receptionist at the office told the media network, noting that remains had not yet been dug up.
“However, when asked what the reason for the relocation was, she hung up the phone,” RFA reported.
I would like to personally offer asylum to Dilireba.
*googles*
Niiiice.
The CCP is vile. I wonder how much more of this they can do before they have a homegrown Taliban to deal with.
Which are more effective, militant Islamists or Chinese communists?
I think the CCP has the upper hand with its progress towards total surveillance.
That seems to be part of their fear, or rather Uighurs going garden variety radicalized/real world experience. They’ve been feuding with the Turks both over their internal population and for allowing transit to Syria.
This simulation sucks.
What, did the Yellowstone Supervolcano let loose?
I think the creator spilled his drink into the galactic laptop. Maybe things will clear up after he puts it in a bag of rice.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
It’s a simulation inside another simulation.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/jun/05/vitamin-k-could-help-fight-coronavirus-study-suggests
I rather have commie flu than natto.
I can’t get past the resemblance to snot.
A nice breakdown of the a Project Veritas Antifa infiltration and the Rosenstein testimony from The Epoch Times guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ViqLK9LGk
I received a free news paper called “The Epoch” here about 4 months ago. It was clearly anti chi-com. There was some good writing there.
Now I see the Epoch paper and YouTube is a branch of Falun Gong. So we should take it with a grain of salt, but I do applaud their anti chi-com slant.
“… chi-com slant…”
Ahem…
Not all is lost in academia.
https://www.city-journal.org/brown-university-letter-racism
My thoughts, almost, when listening to Mitch Daniels talk to Peter Robinson yesterday. I guess a lot of people might be frustrated that he wasn’t more forthright, but he’s ever the politician in that regard I suppose. Values matter.