It seems like corporate logos created in a bygone era are suddenly racist and are being cancelled by the culture. Is Aunt Jemima racist? At some level it probably is but there was a time not long ago we were able to make fun of it. It is unfortunate the culture war people are humorless toads because if they had any wit they would know nothing works better than humor to strip “power” away from would be tyrants. Its why Death of Stalin was funny.
This is my review of Mudshark Brewery Lunacy Orange Imperial Wheat Ale.
SLD: The only part of this I have no objection to is all of these companies are doing this by choice; technically nobody is legislating against these images. That said, if Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, and the Cream of Wheat guy need to go, why stop there? Lets rip off the Band-Aid and take this to its inevitable conclusion and get rid of every corporate logo that plays on racial, ethnic, or any other stereotypes of various victim groups.
Tapatio Mariachi Guy
Red Man
Notre Dame Fighting Leprechaun…guy
Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Uncle Ben’s — Remember in the 90’s when Hakeem Olajuwan peddled rice for these guys?
Gorton’s Fisherman
Chiquita Bannana girl
Gurkha Cigars — if there is any group you don’t want to antagonize its Gurkhas.
Quaker Oats Quaker/Pilgrim
Frito Banditio
St. Pauli Girl
Hello Kitty (animal rights)
Sun Maid Raisin girl
The NBA. (That silhouette is Jerry West, a white male)
JP Morgan-Chase (Morgan was an asshole)
Miller High Life girl on the moon
Crackerjacks
Wendy’s (gingers)
Kentucky Fried Chicken (the Colonel was never in the military—stolen valor)
The Gerber Baby
Dolly Madison (married a slave owner, and saved the only painting of president slave owner)
Water Babies semi nude girl at the beach
Starbucks (transgender mermaids)
Morton’s Salt girl
The Maytag Man (lazy union worker)
El Milagro tortillas, or literally any company that makes tortillas featuring an image of a woman making tortillas.
Coca-Cola polar bears (climate change denialism)
The Fanta Girls
Hebrew National (((Zionism, obviously)))
Amazon (Greek Women)
Hopefully I got them all. I thought this brewery was appropriate for this article due to the brewery’s name is sometimes a slur. The beer is really something. It is a thick wheat beer, like a Belgian farmhouse ale except they seem to add a lot of orange. I will go so far as to say they probably crushed the oil out of orange peels to make it this intense. At 12% abv somehow it works
This is a beer for a Lesbian that drives a pickup truck and has relations with the occasional black man. Mudshark Brewery Lunacy Orange Imperial Wheat Ale: 3.8/5
They can get rid of dirndl-wearing St. Pauli girl over my dead genitalia.
https://i.redd.it/zeejro0b7rh41.jpg
Ah, those were the days.
The grinning dude in the back makes the photo.
Yep…remember when life was fun?
Me and Suzie had so much fun.
(Disclosure: my wife’s real name is Suzie.)
We thought they’d never end.
I still have a set of lederhosen set aside with the dream that one day I will make it to an Oktoberfest but life and events continue to conspire against me.
Oktoberfest is great fun. I’ve been twice.
Some relatives of mine were going to go this year. They are still planning to go to Munich. They said they will find other things to do.
Never been to Germany but at Holloman AFB they have a full fledged German AF wing. They would fly in german beer in C130s, no customs, no imports, and we had weekend long parties during Oktoberfest right on US soil.
Those were the best and worst of times.
After one, my best friend and I ended up drinking with the German general and it was epic
I still have a set of lederhosen
“I have a set of leather shorts” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, and yet…
I suspect an image search for “leather shorts” would skew my future search results quite a bit.
Don’t go to Munich unless you want to be surrounded by obnoxious Italians, Brits, and Aussies. I liked the Volksfest in Stuttgart a lot better – all the drunkenness and a lot fewer fights.
One year my wife’s company got a table at the Volksfest, and gave my wife all the extra beer tokens (only gave the employees three each, to try to prevent shenanigans). My wife gave them all to me to hand out – I probably had about 50 of them. I was VERY popular that night…
liked the Volksfest in Stuttgart
Agreed. I’ve been to 3 Oktoberfests, but we lived in the Greater Stuttgart Area, so we went to the Volksfests often. I went to one the year after a Munich bombing against my strict German mother’s orders. Man, did I get the shit slapped out of me!
The 1995 Oktoberfest was great fun, no fights or disturbances. Astounding quantities of beer and food. Also Biermädeln.
I’m told it has deteriorated since.
I went to Ofest in 1987 in a little mountain village – Bad Tolz. A friend was posted there – it was close to the border with East Germany.
Just a blast. The whole village was in the square, much singing and banging of steins on the table. Nobody was bilingual, and it didn’t matter a bit.
I don’t know how things are now, but it seemed to me that every village of a decent size would have a beer or wine fest of some sort at least annually. You could always find a tent somewhere within an hour’s drive. If that didn’t work, there was always Volksmarching
Still the greatest picture ever taken.
I don’t think she’s wearing a Dirndl. Dirndls are southern German. St. Pauli Girl is currently brewed in Bremen which is northern Germany.
Wait until the woke brigade learns about the Aniak Halfbreeds, a HS team in rural Alaska.
Nogales HS in Arizona calls themselves the Apaches, and another on the reservation (Holbrook I think) calls themselves the Redskins.
Our neighborhood brewery is releasing a hibiscus wit today to celebrate Pride. I’m heading over to try one in a bit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CBn8ESHJv3k/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
I’ve had a couple of very good hibiscus beers in the past. The flavor profile works quite well with light summer beers and saisons.
Looks intriguing.
“….nothing works better than humor to strip “power” away from would be tyrants. ”
They know that very well. That is why they hate it.
The high school hall monitors running our country hate nothing more than being made fun of.
Is this woke?
Mother of God…..
That’s a dude, right?
Ugh.
That depends if rule 34 is woke.
Nothing I can’t bench press.
How is it possible that she is single?
Trying to summon Barfman?
Didn’t miss my last, but did miss the last train that goes all the way to my home station. Got about a two hour walk and need some ballads.
Here you go
My life has been such a whirlwind since I met you.
Darude – Sandstorm
Surely you’re thinking of The KLF
Not so ballad-y, but most obvious, so why not?
More ballad-y, only slightly more subtle.
Definitely a ballad, and even more obvious than the first.
And I think my work here is done.
This one might work too
Ouch! BTDT too many times – usually tired, didn’t wake up at my station, and rode the train to the end. I usually bite the bullet and take a taxi.
Not sure if this is you, but some Lindsey Stirling
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0fuBO9LMFLZwr4HNAxI0qJi6TWm6TAHT30k1662j0QTHH-HKeMmsJN8XM
Trying again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MCjU-Du3eI
Commodious Spittoon rec’d this on the last thread.
I rec’d something rather more upbeat in return, but if it’s ballads you want, here you go. Very Karen Carpenter-ish voice.
JFC. I’m not trying to finger pop a coed. GT got it: slightly upbeat with message.
Power ballads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0fuBO9LMFLZwr4HNAxI0qJi6TWm6TAHT30k1662j0QTHH-HKeMmsJN8XM
Power ballads?
(C’mon, you knew that would happen.)
Trying again. My copy function is acting up
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSMUbvaJNSZ-5jF_DzDFCDRsk17vzW1gJ
Thanks.
This fits too.
?. Perfect
Not a ballad, but relevant.
More of a ballad.
One more train song
Adding a train song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQkus8bPwdA
You are all wrong.
Train song
Another
You’ll like this one.
knew it
Yes, that is a great song.
The best train song of all
Train song for Rhywun
Another good one
Jesus Ted’s – The Farm is fucking heinous. Well done.
Another train song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i435ovKX9aE
Make sure to stay hydrated in that humidity. Chuhai is good for something.
Got to keep on walkin’…
Runaway soul never coming back?
Jeez, even the LIRR runs around the clock. How far out from civilization are you??
A couple of walking songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWmbFXJDHrM
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsRNCvHXHHU
Evidently some people don’t know what “ballad” means.
“In the later 19th century, the term took on the meaning of a slow form of popular love song and is often used for any love song, particularly the sentimental ballad of pop or rock music, although the term is also associated with the concept of a stylized storytelling song or poem, particularly when used as a title for other media such as a film.”
Fine! Be that way.
Suppose I was being picky. Oh well, I made it anyways.
Western ballads
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfNquCZubyrPiOq3yKK8TCfbPRZ4YT1WB
You expected Glibs to follow instructions??
On topic ballad.
Motorhead – Hellraiser
Tool – 46 & 2
Pretty Reckless – Heaven Knows
ACDC – Whole Lotta Rosie
Luke Combs – beer never broke my heart
Volbeat – lola montez
Five finger Deathpunch – Blue on Black
Kenny Wayne Shepherd – born with a broken heart
Hank Williams jr – the ride
Gun N roses – sympathy for the devil
Hootie and the blowfish – Mr Jones
Motley Crue – home sweet home
“Mudshark”
I’m shocked this brewery exists with that name.
I had two beers last night:
Sloop’s Juice Bomb: fucking delicious. Local, too!
Harpoon Rec League: a great summer beer!
*sigh* I need a certain piece of software I will not mention for fear of ridicule, and I need a torrent client. I had BitLord. Is there anything you all would recommend that’s better?
qBitorrent
*sigh* I need a certain piece of software I will not mention for fear of ridicule
Anonymous porn downloader?
Oh much worse.
utorrent works for me
It’s Microsoft Bob, isn’t it?
I liked µTorrent (uTorrent) but I stopped that activity some time ago. (Hi, Preet!)
IDK if they are currently accepting registrations, but this is where I spend a great deal of non-Glib screen time.
https://forum.snahp.it/index.php
“This is a beer for a Lesbian that drives a pickup truck and has relations with the occasional black man.”
Now THAT”S how you write a review!
What pickups do lesbians drive these days? I knew a few who drove Dodge Dakotas, but the small pickup market doesn’t really exist the way it used to. A new Ford Ranger is the size of an early 2000s F-150.
They still drive Outbacks.
the ol’ Lesbaru
Absolutely no upside to a “small” pickup. Less room, same gas mileage.
Other than garage space issues, there’s no reason to get a Ranger over an F-150.
Yep. I had a Ranger as a loaner when my F150 was in for service. Very unimpressed. And not significantly cheaper, either.
Last time I was looking for a truck I got in a Tacoma. My first thought was, where am I going to put all my shit? If it was getting 30 MPG that’d be one thing.
Might look into the half-ton diesels next time. I hear they’re getting, no shit, 27-30. Just not sure it’s worth the extra MX costs, however.
I did the math when I bought mine and couldn’t make the numbers work. Especially in times of cheap gas.
The F150 seats fold up for a ton of capacity and with the 6.5′ box, the ride is like a damn limo.
Like 61 said above, garage space might be a big factor fro some people.
The ride is surprisingly smooth.
I love my Tacoma, but if I didn’t have to drive in the city, I’d trade up to a Tundra in a heartbeat.
Ranger was my first vehicle. I drove that thing to the ground as every teenager should.
Dad had a 4-banger Datsun. It could not be killed. The floorboards rusted out so he replaced them with plywood and drove it for another six years
I don’t think they’re that big. I have one and the new full-size F150 are smaller than mine.
97-03 F150, the pinnacle generation of the badge
Definitely
’04 as the “heritage” as well.
I always thought FJ Cruiser’s seemed like lesbian suv’s.
There is a bright yellow Cruiser in the parking lot at work. License plate is “TONKA”.
I have never met the driver, but she seems to fit the profile.
The Tundra, of course.
Seconded.
There should be a prize for that level of fantastic!
You all suck. I love my ’02 Sonoma.
Buncha dicks.
Has the St. Pauli girl been Rule 34ed yet? I would totally, ahem, watch that.
I searched PornHub so you didn’t have to.
Nothing related to St. Pauli Girls came up on searches.
However, lots came up for Dirndls even though the St. Pauli Girl’s outfit isn’t a Dirndl.
Try Melonstube, search term Oktoberfest. That’ll get you in the vicinity.
Wilton man arrested for displaying wooden penis statue in front yard
The hero we need right now.
He was arrested? Now that’s as good an argument for defunding the police as any I’ve seen.
“However, the wooden statue he placed in his front yard was hard to ignore. ”
LoL.
1A…fuck off slaver!
Patriot
Fcuk Em. He should turn it into an intermittent fountain.
+1 Old Faithful.
Fucking cops will stand by and watch businesses burn, but have no problem stomping all over people like this.
And the right thinks we need to pay for more of them.
They get paid to harass peaceful citizens and eat donuts, but when the time comes to actually catch real bad guys, they cower like the shitbags they really are.
Defund? Well maybe not all of them, but they can’t fucking argue they’re protecting fuck-all. So maybe we only need a tenth of what we got. The rest can become prison guards, school guards and other wanna-be tuff gias!
The Left believes it too, though they search hard for euphemisms. “Community-based security” and the like.
Not Adahn is in Milton, not Wilton, if memory serves.
It is perfect that the bureaucrat/
DA is named Karen.
The troopers handcuffed him and charged him with a public display of offensive sexual material.
Sexual? Context matters.
Wow I feel like an idiot. Went searching for mudshark with no filter on while at work. Derp…
lol. I bet that raised a few flags!
You’re on a list now.
LOL! Look where you are. What’s one more list?
heh.
I never knew what the term meant until today.
*insert the more you know banner*
“Coal-burner” was the slang back in the day.
I learned it early on in my army career
The Bavarians would call them “Smoke Jumpers” when I lived there.
LOL
This is a beer for a Lesbian that drives a pickup truck and has relations with the occasional black man.
Ralph Northam?
Hollywood Celebs… SHUT UP | Andrew SchulzHollywood Celebs… SHUT UP | Andrew Schulz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fz3kDBf1Ms
This is a beer for a Lesbian that drives a pickup truck and has relations with the occasional black man.
So she’s actually bi?
Neither of us determines that.
From my cold dead hands.
The beer sounds good, wish I had some.
That’s pretty good beer. But the bottle needs an obese asexual blue haired screeching harpy on it, then pour sack loads of hops in the brewing process so it tastes just like every other shitty IPA and then make it $20 a six pack, that should satisfy the wokesters, for now.
I am convinced they read the comments here for ideas.
Fixed.
LOL, you’re right!
Although I just bought a 4 pack of Bitburg in 16 oz cans, it wasn’t $20 and is pretty good beer.
After all of the dust settles. St. Paul girl might wind up looking VERY different. I wonder which weave they’ll go with.
What pickups do lesbians drive these days?
Subaru Brat.
duh
What about this one?
There’s all sorts of wrong on display.
Have the peaceful protesters and thought leaders pulled down a statue of William Wilberforce yet?
At this point, I’m assuming they just see a statue and start attacking it. the brainless idiots wouldn’t know a Robert Lee statue from a MLK Jr statute, which I expect to come down soon anyways. Useful idiots are not supposed to think.
They say ignorance is bliss. I don’t think that makes ignorance a worthy goal. That seems to be what they want though.
Well, in San Francisco they just tore down statues of Grant and Cervantes.
This truly is getting indistinguishable fromYear Zero ethnic cleansing of the culture and history of a conquered people.
Sure, the goal of the radical left is to destroy Western civilization and replace it with a dystopian authoritarianism. What is it they’re calling it these days?, Post-modernism? Fuck that shit, whatever they’re calling it.
Francis Scott Key and Fr. Junipero Serra (now a saint) statues torn down in that Golden Gate Park rampage as well.
Carlisle, PA car show to go on, state to withdraw suit
Spring Carlisle and the other massive car shows Carlisle Events stages at the Carlisle Fairgrounds will continue to be held under a deal struck between the firm and the state Department of Health, which accused the organizers of violating COVID-19 restrictions.
The deal came right before a second hearing on the Health Department’s lawsuit to shut down the show was to take place before a Commonwealth Court judge at noon Friday.
“At this point the state’s lawsuit has been withdrawn,” said Carlisle Events spokesman Mike Garland. “The shows will continue to operate.”
So, they want everyone to die? Or since the Trump rally is going to kill everyone anyways, they just said fuck it?
Half my FB feed this morning is people gleefully predicting how all the “stupid” people attending the Trump event are going to die from covid. I was very tempted to post, “now do the BLM protests –, oops, forgot that the virus knows to only attack political gatherings you disagree with”, but I thought better of it and made a drink instead.
Also, do it, man. My wife did that and lost all of her frenz for her wrong think. Then she got off facebook, best result.
“Half my FB feed this morning is people gleefully predicting how all the “stupid” people attending the Trump event are going to die from covid.”
Didn’t they already say that was going to happen with GA and FL reopening everything? Those people have no shame, they’re the fucking Borg, devoid of reason and self awareness, unable to even recognize their own mistakes and to learn from it.
Awesome.
⬅
The Groove City Heffewiezen I just ordered is some really good beer. Not sure how a MD brewery accidentally made a good beer. Probably some wokester working their shift fell asleep and accidentally left out some ingredients and then a rogue janitor came by afterwards and just threw some of whatever was around into the mix for lulz and all. Then one day someone tasted it and said OMG, this is good! What happened, all of our beer is supposed to taste like plastic mop bucket IPA, it’s a tradition!
When will the unpersoning of Ben Franklin commence?
“A penny saved is a penny earned” is seditious blasphemy, these days.
#metoo him! Known womanizer!
Don’t these people who are depersoning figures from history realize that everyone has made mistakes, including themselves?
If you wesponize everything, eventually one of those weapons will be turned on you.
That is thinking too far ahead. They live in the now and only the now. They have a perceived vision of their moment that is gaining support.
They realize it all too well. They are atoning for their sins and, in the atonement, are desperately hoping no one will notice that they had ever sinned at all.
It’s already happening. It will end when the last one of them is up against a wall with a shocked look on their face.
I’ve always wondered what I’d do in one of those situations where totalitarians were taking over. It’s too bad that we’re all going to find out the answer to that question firsthand.
We all want to think we’ll heroicly stand in the doorway and stop the chekists when they come for our neighbors. Mostly we are self deluded. There is no reason to believe we are any more virtuous or brave than any of the millions of Germans or Russians, or Chinese, or Cambodians or whomever you like that knew what was happening was evil and kept their heads down hoping it wouldn’t happen to them.
Yup.
And I have made peace with my cowardly soul that that is exactly what I’ll do.
Right now, true. But I also say it’s a matter of circumstances. A calculation made on the spot, if you will. If I’m alone and have no one to protect or care for, and I have say… pancreatic cancer, I’m all in in. As time goes by, I give less of a damn, everyday. If life gets so bad, then we are not living. We are just existing. You can have that shit. If you then give your life to take out just one vile drone, it’s a tie. A tie is not a loss (hockey anyone). Get two, and you win. Just think about the women who strap a bomb to themselves and blow up a bus in some fucked up shithole country. Why? They have nothing to live for, plain and simple. If say, the Chinese invade us because we let useless beta males run amuck, you can be sure I’ll learn a thing or two about making IEDs. Until it gets that bad, and we are still pretty far away, I will be calm and semi-productive. It’s not about being brave or heroic. It’s about not giving a fuck anymore. Boomers be getting old. And they have guns.
I’m waiting for them to call for the destruction of half of Mt Rushmore
Hopefully whoever now lives in Mr. Van Damme’s house on top of the monument will protect it. But if not, perhaps they will actually eliminate 3/4 of the faces, sparing only Teddy, the original Progressive?
When we get into the bombing phase of this petit revolution, that will be a target, for sure.
BLM are racists and devil’s.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/muhammad-ali-black-lives-matter-blm-racist/2020/06/20/id/973240/
I’ll make sure I tune into CNN and MSNBC for their covera……
“My father would have said, ‘They ain’t nothing but devils.’ My father said all lives matter. I don’t think he’d agree,” Ali said.
Ali called the Black Lives Matter movement divisive.
“I think it’s racist,” Ali said. “It’s not just Black Lives Matter, white lives matter, Chinese lives matter, all lives matter, everybody’s life matters. God loves everyone — he never singled anyone out. Killing is wrong no matter who it is.”
Mohammad Ali and son: Drumpf-voting, gun-toting white-supremacists.
Harvard Prof Apologizes After Suggesting Biden Should Pick VP Based on Accomplishments
Not the Bee
You mean Ex-Harvard Professor?
I hate the world.
And they hate you – and want you humiliated and broken.
The ancient saying “I don’t agree with you but will defend your right to say it” needs to be reinstated.
That no longer suits the purposes of the left so that saying is now forbidden. The Republicans thought about resisting but decided they can’t be bothered.
As implausible as it seems – they are after all the Stupid Party – I think the GOP is strategically holding back. Looting, rioting, tearing down statues/defacing monuments, attacking police, racial quotas, etc. are unacceptable to most people. No need to make themselves a target while tempers are flaring – put the Dems on defensive for supporting.
It’s blackmail. Who else would you vote for? The insane radicals?
It’s working. Trump is getting my wife’s vote this year (she didn’t vote in ’16) because she’s scared of all this shit.
Frankly, I still have the internal debate whether to stay home because I don’t really care for Trump or whether to vote for him to voice my displeasure at the lunatic left.
I didn’t vote for Trump in 2016, I sat it out. My wife wanted to vote for him, but she wasn’t a citizen.
This year, bad orange man gets both our votes. She just likes Trump, period, but for me, I can’t imagine anything scarier than Warren being president, and that’s your choice.
Hey Dems….y’know you could concede now. It couldn’t be more obvious that you are desperate to lose. Save us all of the trouble and just toss in the towel.
Do they need to win? They’ve made far more “progress” in 4 years of Trump than 8 of Obama.
Tribe was among the signers of a letter addressed to Biden, urging the vice president to choose Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) as his running mate. While America currently faces “lawless authoritarianism,” Warren would help rid the country of “the two twin pathogens of Trump and Trumpism.”
Tribe has been a Progressive dick for a long time – I would love to see him reap what he has sown.
Warren would help rid the country of “the two twin pathogens of Trump and Trumpism.”
Statement strikes me as a short step to genocide.
lawless authoritarianism,
Trump is so lawless that he is not even allowed to undo by executive order something that was done by executive order.
*excellent*
Tribe is a prog asshole. Let him hang by his own retard.
Note the call for Warren to be the VP pick. Warren is about to become the most blackest politician ever.
She is 1/1024 Mayan. Seems close enough.
The dem bosses and their donors all want Warren. That is why I’ve been saying for months, the will be the pick. Biden and Warren will deliver all the cronyism they want, along with beefing up all the unions, including the police.
And they are completely convinced that blacks are mindless, helpless sheep who will keep voting for them no matter what, which is why they do not need a black person as VP. They’re the most racist people on the planet.
I love the racist implication by those bitching about this that a black person wouldn’t be qualified to be VP.
Last night we were discussing Republicans and their fake opposition to the leftist radicals. Here’s the biggest pussy in Congress to prove the point.
The article says ‘fired’. I dont think that is the case. He was asked to resign. Let this go on for a little bit to smoke the rats out and then dont ask them to resign. Fire their asses and have them escorted out.
I am not sure what can be done about Graham.
Lindsey Graham Says He Will Not Replace Berman at SDNY Unless Chuck Schumer Agrees
When Democrats win, they vote in lockstep and rule with an iron fist. When Republicans win they either refuse to or are not allowed to govern.
Just a few days ago we were discussing whether Robert E. Lee deserve a statue.
Today in SF: San Francisco Allows Protesters to Topple U.S. Grant, Francis Scott Key Statues
Fuck BLM, fuck white liberals.
x2
US Grant, really?
Yeah, really. Again, the goal is the destruction of Western civilization. So look at the other options. Concerned yet?
Well, in San Francisco they just tore down statues of Grant and Cervantes.
This truly is getting indistinguishable fromYear Zero ethnic cleansing of the culture and history of a conquered people.
Thou shalt have no graven images.
That’s the idea. Wait until they start purging libraries and having no-shit book burnings. I wish they would hurry and get to that. Nothing would make a better campaign image than the people the Dems refuse to denounce tossing books into a bonfire juxtaposed with one of the nazis doing the same.
Trump Nominates Himself To The Supreme Court
“Sometimes, you just gotta do a job yourself,” Trump said. “These other judges don’t know the law like I do. I actually know all the laws. I know all the best laws, and some of the bad ones too. At least some people say they’re bad. I think they might be right. We should stop listening to the bad laws. We shouldn’t even have them, really. I will make all the best decisions as a judge. Some loser judges are taking advantage of this country and it’s a total disgrace. I will make it all better, way better.”
The tweets during oral argument would be awesome.
“Justice: Sotomayor is a nasty woman, I would not even grab her by the pussy.
“I think Justice Kagan has a dick.”
Destined to take the place of the mudshark in the new mythology, here it goes now, the circular motion… rub it!
UN Geneva✔
@UNGeneva
UN #HumanRights experts express profound concern over a recent statement by the US Attorney-General describing #Antifa and other anti-fascist activists as domestic terrorists, saying it undermines the rights to freedom of expression and of peaceful assembly in the country.
The US is alone in acknowledging such things in its founding charter.
The UN was skin suited by the worst tyrants and commies long ago. They need to go.
Human rights ‘experts’? Would any of those be from Iran? Cuba? Venezuela?
Ooooo….Oooooo, wait! I know: China
No it wasn’t. Skin suiting requires that the organization have once been legitimate. The UN was the creation of progs from day one.
The UN needs to butt out and shut the fuck up. Fricken nut jobs.
Perhaps President Paul will pull the US out of the UN and sell the building to Trump to turn it into a hotel. (I can dream, right?)
I fail to see how this is derogatory.
The U.S. owner of Eskimo Pie ice cream will change the product’s brand name and marketing, it told Reuters on Friday, becoming the latest in a string of companies rethinking racially charged brand imagery amid a broad debate on racial injustice.
Dreyer’s Grand Ice Cream, the owner of Eskimo Pie said it had been reviewing the business for some time.
“We are committed to being a part of the solution on racial equality, and recognize the term is derogatory,” said Elizabell Marquez, Head of Marketing at Dreyer’s Grand in a statement.
“This move is part of a larger review to ensure our company and brands reflect our people values.”
Is it derogatory when drugs fall out of their ass?
Edmonton Eskimos: Thanks for complicating our lives assholes.
Cheating aside, I have no confidence in mail in ballots.
https://www.nj.com/somerset/2020/06/misprinted-ballots-with-democratic-candidates-mailed-to-republicans-in-this-nj-town.html
It was an error. An innocent mistake.
Mail in ballots is the single most important part of the ‘pandemic’. Once the dems cheat their way back to power, it will be the reason for cancelling future elections. Public safety, stability, welcome to the new USSA, viva la revolucion!
“White-supremacist” no longer has any meaning.
Edwards said, “Well, you know, I think it’s not a secret what Donald Trump is both intending to say to black people but also what he’s really saying to his hardcore white supremacist base, and that is that he’s willing to sow chaos and destruction even as he’s running for president and in terms of race to win this election. And so I don’t think that is a secret. It hasn’t been a secret since he descended the escalator at Trump Towers.”
She added, “It strikes me that on this Juneteenth, of course, it’s not an accident that, one, he wanted to hold it on the 19th, but that he is so near the Greenwood massacre. He pretends not to know anything about this history, but he does. And what I would say is that I think he’s trying to sow chaos on the streets, and he wants the threat of that so that he can allow his Trumpian base to come out in the worst way. And so I get worried for us that we have a president of the United States who has no regard for human life, who has no regard for our history and who is willing to go to the absolute lowest common denominator, not even a common one, in order to sow his political seeds and for his own political gain.”
“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
“…white supremacist base…”
From earlier: “…the twin pathogens of Trump and Trumpism…”
The Dems are a shoe-in. I dont think Trump will get a single vote if they stick to this strategy.
More than a decade ago I made the mistake of visiting PZ Meyer’s website Pharyngula to weigh in on a religious discussion. I was horrified. There were a few dozen. college profs arguing that the best way to get religious people to give up their beliefs is to shame them and call them stupid. Of course that just makes people defensive and far less likely to weigh your arguments. They ran me off spewing unbelievable vitriol and hatred. Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
Here I am fifteen years later and I just looked in again. Yep, he is still an insufferable, dishonest prick.
I think that mindset has overtaken the democrat party. They think the more they call conservatives and Trump supporters…anyone who isn’t a commie shitweasel….deplorable, irredeemable, a nazi or a white supremacist the more likely they will be shamed into voting pinko. Double that with a violent communist coup attempt and they can’t lose.
As Rhy says above….excellent.
Dollar Sean Club
I just kept waiting for the lamb to the slaughter part where he threw it into a woodchipper.
That would have been epic.
Great video.
Concur.
Donated – thanks for link.
I assume that I will be forced into some struggle session at work in the not too distant future.
So I am putting together a few notes to keep things in perspective.
Remember, as bad as it looks now, I remember these days.
In a single eighteen-month period during 1971 and 1972 the FBI counted an amazing 2,500 bombings on American soil, almost five a day. Because they were typically detonated late at night, few caused serious injury, leading to a kind of grudging public acceptance. The deadliest underground attack of the decade, in fact, killed all of four people, in the January 1975 bombing of a Wall Street restaurant. News accounts rarely carried any expression or indication of public outrage.
Good times.
I remember those times too. The lunatic fringe was still on the fringe and there was little danger of them getting the reins of power. Also they were universally condemned by both parties.
That isn’t the case today.
Correct
The bombers of the 60s/70s became the professional political class in the 80s/90s/00s.
These are the people aiding and abetting the current batch of rioters.
The bombers and draft-dodgers of the 60s/70s became the professional political class and overlords of education in the 80s/90s/00s.
FTFY
And some of the fuckers who were bombing ended up being never punished, in academia, and godparenting future presidents of the USA.
Yup
Eskimo Pie: Here’s our new Logo: Ta-dah!
SJW: Awesome. How come there are no Inuits on your board?
It. Will. Never. Be. Enough.
No, it will be when Western civilization has been completely burned to the ground.
Then a chocolate utopia will be established In the USA just like it is in Mother Africa.
Don’t worry, there will be no Africanistan, the new victor dem wokesters will put the colored folks back in chains, or in the camps, like Cornpop said, just like the fate of the Uighurs.
So I went back on my pledge to not go out last night. It was the first of Post COVID bar openings.
They required masks to get in the door, when you walked from your table or bar to another area, and when you walk out. You removed the mask at the bar or at the table. The waitress or barkeep remained masked.
Even with the restrictions it felt great to see and interact with other people.
The unfortunate side of this is the MAGA hat wearing disgruntled folks kept bitching to the staff and not following the bar’s rules. Once they refused to follow the COVID theater of mask wearing they stopped being served or wouldn’t let those without masks in the establishment.
I don’t think I need to or should wear a mask, the bar doesn’t want to require it, but the state can pull their license if they don’t enforce the requirements.
The anger these folks have is misplaced and it is making the people trying to serve them stressed.
Most of the night was a blast, I don’t think gov Wolf will be able to pull this off for long. There are a lot of angry people out there.
“They required masks to get in the door, when you walked from your table or bar to another area, and when you walk out. You removed the mask at the bar or at the table. ”
Well, you see the science on this is um– Um– Yeah…
Here in Ohio, the staff are mandated, but it’s up to the establishment if they want to require mask wearing of patrons. I’ve just skipped going to places that mandate the mask wearing for patrons and have seen a couple of establishments with the staff ignoring the mask mandate (or following it as loosely as possible, ex, wearing it around the neck).
Mask wearing in public is mandatory here in Arizona as of this morning. There appears to be way more people that are comfortable with the word ‘mandatory’ than my liking.
The public part isn’t mandatory here, only in a place of business.
It varies by jurisdiction. Ducey (Idiot-AZ) finally cracked and turned the locals loose to be authoritarian shitbags.
It is fortunately completely unenforceable outside of places of businesses, but enough pressure can probably be applied to businesses to force them to comply.
The rules the state of PA implemented make zero clinical sense.
It is equivalent to covering your mouth and nose with your sleeve as you walk from table to table or bar to the bathroom.
They also had sneeze guards between bar stools for people not from the same party.
He knows its unpopular. Let the mayors eat that bullet.
*Not to defend Dougie, or anything.
I would be happy to find a place without the mask restrictions, but in PA the state is dictating the bar rules.
The owners are fuxxed because the state has the ability to pull thier liquor license for non compliance.
How do you drink a drink with a mask on?
“ They required masks to get in the door, when you walked from your table or bar to another area, and when you walk out. You removed the mask at the bar or at the table”
Makes total sense when something serves only political purposes, and nothing else.
Agreed. It’s control plain and simple.
Butt chugging?
Yep, understand completely that it’s an issue with the state licensing. That’s why I’m not ratting out the bars I’ve been in that have ignored the staff mask requirements. One of the local breweries has mandated a similar thing to the PA rules. To walk around the establishment, you must be wearing a mask. To sit and drink/eat: no mask. Go to the bathroom: mask. Leave the place: mask.
The bagel place I was going to stop at for breakfast last week had a sign up mandating masks, so I just went elsewhere. The one that’s been laughed at quite a bit here is that you must be sitting to eat or drink. Sitting keeps you safe, the COVID only floats in the air at ~5 foot or so.
The local bars are being assholes to each other as well. A brewery with a huge outdoor tent has the local PD drive by every hour because another bar keeps ratting them out about the # of people they have in the tent. The other bar has only 10 or so tables and half that can be used.
Same has happened here at the beginning of the opening. A couple of locations had garage doors at two ends of their bar, and opened them up to call the entire area a patio.
I just carry one in my pocket. If the staff asks or there is a sign, I wear it. I’ve never understood beating up waiters, checkout staff, etc.
We have a new mask order in Tucson. Went to the new local gun shop (opened Thursday!). No customers had masks, I’m pretty sure they had more customers than allowed, the old farts behind the counter didn’t have masks, but the two young ‘uns did. The Millenials sure have a lot of scared pussies in their ranks.
That’s my point. The poor schlubs working at the business have no say in what is required.
Yep. I’ve been polite and patient with the staff and ownership. There’s no point in yelling at them for something the government is mandating. Quite a few employees also seem to realize it’s all theater.
I don’t yell at them. I don’t really blame any business trying to stay open now no matter what they do (mandated or not). Trying to figure this shitshow out has to be near impossible.
Meanwhile everyone furiously ignores the outcome in South Dakota.
I note some places in Nashua are sticklers about having people wear masks thanks to the mask ordinance. Some places are not.
Staff are supposed to wear masks at all times they are within six feet of each other or customers according to the mask ordinance. I think the Clown Prince’s rules require bar staff to wear masks but make no such requirement for customers. The Nashua mask ordinance only has one exception for customers: When seated for outdoor dining. Yep, if you are eating inside you are supposed to wear a mask.
I was at a place last night were things was a bit lax. I started to put my bandana on as I walked in, but got a seat at the bar before I had it on. I didn’t wear it while walking to/from the bathroom or when I left.
One of the staff told me that the city fire marshall shows up every now and then with a tape measure to make sure tables are six feet apart as the Clown Prince requires.
Fuck the morons in Nashua that passed the mask ordinance, fuck Gauleiter Wolf, and fuck the Clown Prince.
Don’t forget to eliminate Honky Tonks.
I stayed late at work with a fellow super a few years ago. We had to do our bosses job; writing evaluations for the boss to pencil whip. We were basically alone, and he connected his PC to the PA. He started his youtube playlist, and cranked it up. I had to yell at him, “Stop it, you’re lowering my IQ!”
“Honky Tonks”
I.B. recognized as suspect who knows White Supremacist word. /cancelled
Don’t forget to eliminate Honky Tonks.
I thought Valdemoort already killed her in the last book of Harry Potter.
#toosoon4tonks
Guess afternoon links have been purged.
You’ve been purged. Report to the camps.
Today I walked 6 miles, lifted weights, ate sushi, bought silver, and drank a beer with a picture of a penguin on it. I’m a sucker for label art. I am now drinking a Shotgun Betty Hefeweizen. Life is good.
The gym made me sad. Half the machines were off limits, only 1 squat rack, 1 hr time limit, and I had to wear a mask. Oh well. I did some more dumbbell exercises at my home.
Now I want to watch Chilly Willy penguin cartoons. Chilly Willy – how long will that name survive?
In China, there is a story about a man who wanted to hide some silver, so he buried it behind his house. He was worried about theft, so next to the spot, he put up a sign that said “there isn’t any silver buried here.” The next day, he found that someone had dug up the silver and taken it, and they left a sign that said “no one stole the silver you didn’t bury here.” The moral is that a nervous person is bound to make mistakes.
It is only 90F here but the sun is intense like equatorial intense. I had to use a snorkel but I did get the grass cut and the jeep maintenance done. That’s enough for one day.
Chicken spaghetti for supper. I love chicken spaghetti.
Y’all are stuck with me from now until the chickens roost.
I lit the grill for some burgers & metts, and Im working on gettin crunk.
The 3-month church from home was nice (I could get up when they were singing, and pay attention in my underwear while I ate breakfast) but now that we’re back to services, I may as well maintain the tradition of being painfully hungover and reeking of stale beer, dip spit, and pickle juice.
I am sure you arent the only one.
My brother used to live in Hope, AR, solid Baptist country. The closest liquor store was in Texarkana. He would joke about how when he walked in the door of the store half of the people in there would dive for cover.
If Jemima and Eskimos are considered racist or culturalist, but we then keep Buccaneers, Vikings, German chocolate cake, the dumb blonde etc, we are being inconsistent.
Either 1) Eskimo or Black images = racist, but white images = ok or “normal”
2) All images are racist but only whites are sophisticated enough not to whine about it
3) All images are racist except white ones because white is the way things should be (normal).
Any of those is unacceptable to me, but the third option seems to be the most racist and is also coincidentally the Lefty position.
You are correct. Every bit of the race grievance mongering bullshit is racist and they have picked those scabs now until naked racism is the worst I have seen it in my lifetime and I grew up in the 70’s in the Deep South.
Worth noting that the whites pushing the BLM support and BLM themselves are just using racism to gain power. The whites hate the blacks in spite of their words and the blacks doing it hate the whites. If they get what they want they will immediately go to war with each other.
You missed one
4) I don’t really care about thinking this through, but holding Aunt Jemima hostage makes me feel like Rosa Parks.
In the future, the only pictures of people on food will be white men. This will be less racist and sexist somehow.
Yup, category 3: white male is the default. All others must be removed from labels.
Maybe the non-white, non cishetero non-men should cover themselves up. But the American people wouldn’t consent to being ordered to cover their faces…would they?
my humor sense is tingling
Taliban Insists Burqas Are A Public Health Measure
Actual tiny gripe of mine: the use of the term “coed” to refer to a young female student. It implies that a normal student is male, but a female student is a coed. That’s not even a noun, for Pete’s sake.
The facility might be coeducational, but the students are not.
“Welcome to Flight 123. I’ll be your lady pilot, Captain Smith.”
fun fact: Emilia Earhart at the time was called an aviatrix, not an aviator or a pilot.
In Latin, a female actor is an actrix. That got garbled in French into actress and then became an English word, even though it was very rare for women to act until the 17th century.
In ancient Rome, from time to time, a gladiatrix would come. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladiatrix
Gladio means sword in Latin. A man who uses a sword is gladiator, a swordsman.
Today, if you want a job title that ends in -trix, dominatrix is your only option. Matrix (from mater, mother) means breeding female in Latin and later became a synonym for womb.
oopsy – gladius is the nominative for sword
ROMANARES EVNT DOMVS
I use executrix.
That always irritated me too. Guess it’s a legacy of exactly what you described. Sexism!1!
NB: I have never complained about this before to anyone, ever.
Hayek ruins an entire genre of porn.
BUSTY COLLEGE LADY STUDENT TAKES IT HARD