Tuesday Morning Links

by | Jun 30, 2020 | Daily Links | 546 comments

Expect plenty of this look in the fall.

College football is getting iffy again on whether a season will happen on time, as Arizona halts players getting to school for workouts. Because “case numbers” are going up (as testing increases) even though the deaths continue to drop. So much for “we need you to flatten the curve” over the past few months.  This is about controlling people, not flattening the goddamn curve.  Oh, and Burnley beat Crystal Palace. Yeah, that was the sports update.

“I am…in a world…of shit”

Bank robber Willie Sutton was born on this day. He shares it with the lovely Susan Hayward, actress/singer Lena Horne, modern hot air balloon inventor Ed Yost, economist/commentator Thomas Sowell, baseball’s Ron Swoboda, actor David Alan Grier, NASCAR’s Sterling Marlin, actor Vincent D’Onofrio, baseball player Tony Fernandez, boxer Mike Tyson, guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen, outfielder Garret Anderson, race car driver Ralf Schumacher, and swimmer Michael Phelps.

And now…the links!

This headline is terrifying. It’s also absolute bullshit. For two reasons. First, testing levels aren’t the same across the globe. Second, not all nations are being transparent, namely China. If you think we have more cases than them, you’re out of your fucking mind.

They sat beside each other? CONSPIRACY!!!

The Pentagon pushes back against the NYT on the bounty story. Interesting that this pushback, where people are going on record, is getting less credence than the NYT piece, where nobody is willing to go on record.

JK Rowling isn’t giving in. A million muggles are weeping at the news. Frankly, I couldn’t give a shit, although I do find the whole saga hilarious.

Soon to be thrown in a cage by China.

Hong Kong is a bout to be lit. And I mean “lit on fire”.  I hope they survive this, because China isn’t even paying lip service to human rights there anymore.

The way this is being framed is interesting. But the fact that four SC justices can’t read the constitution clearly is terrifying.

Uh, the cops aren’t going to be the ones to stop the killings. Which means they’ll just go back to blaming Indiana. Because there’s no way they’ll address the root problems. That just isn’t politically correct.

Add another name to the Corona death list, I guess. Seriously, I bet they do.

“Mainstream”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

This song was not written for me. But I can like it anyway. Because it’s awesome.

Now have a great day, friends!

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546 Comments

  1. robc

    Economist birthdays appear to clump, or maybe they dont.

    Smith and Keynes may or may not have the same birthday.

    Sowell and Bastiat may or may not have the same birthday.

    Its like ye olden governments didnt even care about tracking every detail of their subjects lives.

    • leon

      They didn’t pay taxes then, so there was no civilization.

  2. leon

    “Interesting that this pushback, where people are going on record, is getting less credence than the NYT piece, where nobody is willing to go on record”

    Well those people have no problem being shills, that’s why you have to believe the people making shit up.

    • WTF

      “Officials familiar with the administration’s thinking say it’s totally true, and they wouldn’t lie, like the administration’s shills on TV.”
      (This is what the left actually believes.)

  3. UnCivilServant

    Willie Sutton was boron this day

    I had to settle for Xenon, and I’m ignoble.

    • sloopyinca

      Stop gas-lighting me.

      • Tonio

        [rarified golf clap for you nerds]

      • Rhywun

        What a bunch of gasbags.

      • Rhywun

        Ugh, I need coffee.

      • Atanarjuat

        A full octet of them.

    • EvilSheldon

      Chemistry dad jokes are the worst.

      • Homple

        A professor fired his assistant who, when told to bring an Erlenmeyer flask, gave a funny retort instead.

      • Not Adahn

        I try to tell chemistry jokes, but I get no reaction.

      • UnCivilServant

        I could give you the solution, but I don’t want to precipitate

  4. Idle Hands

    https://wtop.com/dc/2020/06/dc-deli-apologizes-for-co-opting-black-culture/

    lmao we are through the looking glass people:

    “As our company’s leaders, we have not done enough to show what we have always known to be true: that Black Lives Matter,” said Andrew Dana and Daniela Moreira, owners of Call Your Mother deli, in a statement on their website.

    “Although it was never our intention, we now understand that these choices were co-opting Black culture and profiting off it, without truly paying homage.”

    • sloopyinca

      I’m confused. Pictures of specific celebrities and naming sandwiches after specific people is now stealing an entire culture?*

      Jesus, a sensible person would have replied “oh, fuck off.”

      *As if blacks have a monolithic “culture” anyway

      • Rhywun

        Apparently the new woke means ensuring the invisibility of black people.

      • Drake

        It’s as if black separatists and old white segregationists got together and planned this thing out.

      • Sean

        It’s fucking bizarre.

      • Don Escaped MLB

        “culture”

        We have forums here that draw some distinction for “black music.” I can’t think of a sadder, more isolating idea.

        After a century of advance, of sharing and listening and learning each others’ chops, politics wades in to isolate, to prop up collectives, and to reinforce divisiveness. We moved from a concept of race music to a world where everyone can access everything in music: I can’t think of a better model of popular art for, if you will, harmonizing, for creating good will and maximizing empathy.

        Fencing off the arts into cultures where only some are welcome to create and listeners are expect to bow to gatekeepers is bad for everyone; I reject it.

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^Get a load of this Nazi.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Well his avatar checks out.

    • leon

      I look forward to when someone, striving to show how truely evil Hitler was, makes the argument that he was appropriating a foreign culture.

      • sloopyinca

        Well he kinda was. It’s not like he came up with trying to genocide the Jews all on his own.

      • WTF

        Yeah, and he stole that swastika thingy, too.

      • Bobarian LMD

        He did a pretty good job of appropriating Polish, French and Balkan cultures, but he got a little push-back on appropriating Russian Culture.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Starting with the German culture.

    • Count Potato

      “There were bagel sandwiches on the menu that included the names of famous singer Rihanna and former NBA basketball player Amar’e Stoudemire.

      The deli also had photos on the wall of rapper Drake, who is Black and Jewish. Dana and Moreira said they wanted to honor Drake in part to celebrate Jewish diversity.

      “Drake is coming off the walls and we are renaming our sandwiches,” the owners said.”

      WTF??

      • WTF

        They’re honoring Drake by disappearing Drake.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Let’s pretend he isn’t half Jewish?

    • Tonio

      I want a royalty check every time a sassenach drinks Uisce or wears plaid.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Hah! My Scots-dar strikes again! I knew you were a Brother of the Heath and Hill!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Where men are men and sheep are scared.

      • Jarflax

        No true Scotsman thinks of another denizen of the highlands as a Scot.

      • UnCivilServant

        So what you’re saying is, the true Scotsmen live in the lowlands?

      • Not Adahn

        Well, Highland is the least interesting style of Scotch so…

      • leon

        All real Scots left scotland a long time ago

      • Not Adahn

        It kinda blew my mind when I watched Trainspotting 2 and they go and visit Tommy’s barrow.

      • WTF

        Hah! Me too! And the Irish part of me wants compensation for all the St. Paddy’s Day bullshit!

      • Jarflax

        We have a wagon to take you to your compensation.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      No moral spine and no intellectual capacity with which to fight back against the hordes of social media morons that will attack them for violating the rules of the new religion. Higher ed has seen to that,

      • Count Potato

        I can’t even make sense of it. They are against celebrating black celebrities not to be racist against black people?

    • Festus' Mustache

      “Please burn us last!’

    • invisible finger

      Would be great if they renamed the sandwiches after Thomas Sowell, Booker T Washington, et al.

    • Endless Mike

      3 months later….

      Protests at a DC Deli for lack of diversity in their celebrity sandwich names – “They are all, without exception, named only after white people.” #SandwichesSoWhite

      • Bobarian LMD

        #BlackBreadMatters

      • Not Adahn

        ^ Russian bot confirmed.

    • zwak

      Because no Jewish deli has ever had celeb pics up on a wall…

      Oh, and who is “borrowing” the deli idea? Come on folks, it’s a fucking deli!

    • Rebel Scum

      Do I need to pay a tax to Mexicans every time I make tacos?

    • Agent Cooper

      Why are there no pictures of Malcolm X on the wall of the pizzeria!!??!?!”

  5. Rhywun

    her controversial views on transgender issues

    Say what now?

    • UnCivilServant

      Her failure to follow the current newspeak dictionary.

    • sloopyinca

      What’s controversial about calling her words controversial, you horrible bigot?
      -almost the entire left

      • Rhywun

        I look forward to reading about “Obama’s controversial views on gay marriage” in a future NYT explainer.

      • invisible finger

        History will just whitewash those views and any website linking to any video where Obama expresses those views will be shut down.

      • Not Adahn

        This was already handled with the Brendan Eich bit. If you’re still harping on about it, you’re obviously a raicist birther conspiracy theorist.

      • Akira

        An explanation I’ve gotten for his anti-gay views is that the country is so bigoted and homophobic that they would never elect a president who was openly in favor of gay marriage, so he had to lie about it in order to get elected. Poor Obama – he just wanted to tell the truth, but the horrible American people gave him no choice ;_;

        Someone needs to write a book about the psychological aspects of the Obama campaign. Fanatical devotion like that is truly frightening and was one of the things that woke me up to the idea that this “democracy” stuff is not all it’s cracked up to be.

  6. Count Potato

    “This headline is terrifying.”

    The whole article reads like propaganda.

    “More Americans have died from coronavirus than in wars in Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and Afghanistan”

    And? More people died of the flu from1968 -1969.

    • sloopyinca

      The whole article reads like propaganda.

      This…is CNN (in a nutshell)

    • leon

      It’s CNN, so it is propoganda

    • Atanarjuat

      Of course, a 93 year old losing the last two months of their life isn’t exactly the same as a 19 year old catching an artillery shell. And the virus tends to leave survivors missing fewer limbs than the wars.

    • Nephilium

      Don’t worry guys, we’ve got a new virus to blame the next lockdown on.

      • Rhywun

        Thanks, China.

      • leon

        It’s about time we started finding some viruses of our own. WE CANT ALLOW A PETRI DISH GAP!

    • Endless Mike

      More people died of the flu from 2017-2018…

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Fun fact, as a percentages of tests performed, the US has about the same positive rate on tests as France. But France has >450 deaths per million, while we have <400 deaths per million (they are our nearest neighbor on death/1M pop, we don't have a near neighbor on test, as we've on about 1 test per 10 people, and I don't see anyone anywhere close to that)

      https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

    • Rebel Scum

      “Communist News Network”

  7. Rhywun

    “Each of us has to ask ourselves, what more can we do every single day in our lives to wrap our arms around these children. And I don’t mean just the victims, I mean the shooters as well.”

    “Hug a criminal.”

    I… what?

    • Ted S.

      [hugs children with nuclear arms]

      • Bobarian LMD

        Oooh, warm.

  8. leon

    All of the Republican appointees on the high court backed the decision eliminating the restrictions on the firing of leaders of so-called single-member agencies, while all the Democrat-appointed justices said they would have left those limitations in place.

    Huh. I thought only Kagan had ruled that way. The idea that the executive does not have power to fire the political appointees who work for him is ridiculous, and especially for agencies run by just one member.

    • sloopyinca

      Four. Four of them said the executive shall effectively be run by the permanent bureaucracy with a president having no power of a top executive over political appointees.

      We. Are. Fucked.

      • Sean

        Proper fucked?

      • Chipwooder

        Before zee Germans get here

      • Rufus the Monocled

        When RBG leaves and if it’s under Trump….damn….I just realized if he loses in November and she dies under a Democrat administration…..fucked for real.

      • Rhywun

        Once again SCOTUS by politicizing itself has managed to turn itself into the most important factor in an upcoming presidential election. Imagine that.

      • Viking1865

        Both sides are equally bad though.

      • creech

        RBG has hung on to the point where, if she died today, Democrats and their pr arm would have a shit fit should Trump and the GOP Senate try to name a replacement with only four months until the election.

      • Viking1865

        Her and Breyer would retire during Bidens inauguration speech honestly, and the Republicans in the Senate would vote for the first ever openly Marxist judge in the hopes that displaying civility would keep them from being murdered by Red Guards.

      • Idle Hands

        I honestly can’t believe I’m about to say this but this might be the most consequential election in my lifetime.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Eh, it’s not a question of if, but when Progressive Era 2: Woke Boogaloo starts. The most consequence this election will have is reducing the time until they have to resort to court packing to get their way.

      • Viking1865

        People can call me a Trump worshiper or whatever, but I honestly do think the Democrats have completely jettisoned the concept of representative government. They actually think bureaucrats should wield independent authority without oversight. That’s not a strawman, that’s not a smear. That’s what they actually demonstrate and have for the last 4 years.

        They think the FBI and the CIA get a say in who the President is. They think that public health authorities should be able to shut down the entire economy. They think that the entire energy sector should be regulated not according to the wishes of the consumers and producers, but of people with unlimited authority and unlimited hatred of petroleum.

        That’s been my thing with the Democrats: you have a modern social democratic state, right now. We got taxation. We got regulation. We got redistribution of wealth. We got old age pensions. We got publicly funded healthcare. We got massive publicly funded universities.

        The only way to go Left from here is actual fucking socialism. There’s no more room on the left end of the capitalist society for them to go.

        Oh, and they have shed liberal principles one by one. Free speech is gone, freedom of religion is gone, the rights of the accused are gone. They completely reject civil rights and civil liberties, except in the context of abortion, gay marriage, and the right to vote Democrat.

      • Jarflax

        Buck v. Bell II. Three generations of libertarians are enough.

      • Akira

        They completely reject civil rights and civil liberties, except in the context of abortion, gay marriage

        Even with those things, their position is not that free adults should be allowed to engage in those things – it’s that everyone must like it, celebrate it, participate in it if asked, and support it with their tax dollars.

      • Rebel Scum

        Fuck them. They can cry “Garland” all they want but the circumstances are different. Trump’s party holds the senate. If that bag of bones kicks it he and senate R’s should appoint and confirm a new justice. Democrats have let their totalitarian freak flag fly and you have to take every opportunity to defeat them.

      • TARDIS

        Can the R-controlled senate just go straight to confirmation without listening to all BS that the Ds will spew?

        If so, my fantasy is RBG shuffles off about a week before the election. Then a new nominee gets confirmed on the Monday before doomsday.

      • Rebel Scum

        Probably. McConnell could just call a vote.

  9. Festus' Mustache

    Poor Private Pyle… Do you know how stoned on mushrooms I was when I saw that movie in the theater? It was nearly as bad as The Thing (for various personal reasons) while being on LSD (for various personal reasons). I just thought of that flick yesterday straight out of the blue… Triggered! j/k

  10. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    I’m a little surprised the Chicoms haven’t rolled over HK already. The rest of the world is so busy wetting their pants, the timing seems ideal.

    The Chicago stories continue to be disgusting. Shooting little kids barely makes the news. I guess only some black lives matter. Pathetic. Here in the Twin Cities, we’re doing our best to keep up. Blue cities, FTW!

    I will not be wearing makeup. I’m almost too pretty as it is.

    Speaking of pretty, nice musical selection (as usual). Billy was one ill conceived video away from legend.

    I went on an 80’s classic rock binge yesterday: Billy Squier, The Tubes, Donnie Iris, J. Geils… fun stuff! In The Dark still holds up well, too. Give it a re-listen.

    I hope each of you has a fabulous day. Unfurl those freak flags and show the haters what’s up!

    • leon

      I hope each of you has a fabulous day. Unfurl those freak flags and show the haters what’s up

      You have a great day too! Unfortunately what you suggest is a sex crime around these parts, so the flag will stay furled

      • Don Escaped MLB

        What the fuck’s on your flag?!?

      • leon

        Wait, are we not draping ourselves in our freak flags?

      • Atanarjuat

        Maybe he uses that ISIS flag where they replaced the Arabic lettering with dildos.

    • Drake

      Must be nice to have that level of “fuck you” money.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Donnie Iris wrote the mortgage for my mom’s house in the early 90’s. I went on a few dates with his.. uh, second niece or something. Nice guy. Great hair.

  11. leon

    I ran out of free articles on the Chicagotribute. I think it’s silly news agencies think i would pay to be lied to. Why do that when the government does it for “FREE”?

    • Festus' Mustache

      I always note that the left-leaning sites have a paywall and no comment section and the right-ward ones have little beggar boxes but still let you access their content gratis. Make of that what you will.

      • Rhywun

        “They can’t GIVE their shitty content away.”

        /CNN

      • Plisade

        I’ve noticed that, too. For a group of folks seemingly against private property, they won’t give their own away. “You first,” I suppose.

      • Akira

        Most Leftists I know seem to have an antipathy towards the input of ordinary people. Someone told me, “I stay way from comment sections and other sites that are user-generated content”. Oh, so you only read what the corporate press tells you and don’t want to listen to any criticism?

        I get that comments sections are full of meaningless drivel sometimes (hell, just look at this site! I kid, I kid). But without some kind of comment and question section, you’re basically going to walk away with whatever opinion the author wanted you to have, and that’s a dangerous thing in the era of well-documented collusion between the political establishment and the corporate media.

      • leon

        Commenters are not credentialed journo’s So what would they know?

  12. Festus' Mustache

    I can’t believe (well, yes I can) that I am taking Rowlings’ side over King’s. What an insufferable douche he has become since he gave up the nose-candy for his billionaire stash of Oxycontin.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      He’s with the party of science. C’man. If he says transgender women are women, they’re WOMEN.

      Believing is science.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s perfectly okay to hope that both insufferable douchebags lose.

  13. Atanarjuat

    “It’s not about a full face of makeup or color,” Kahan said. “We’re talking about improving blemishes, fixing up under-eye bags, a zit — all these sorts of things.”

    I have a gay friend who wears a banana hammock and body glitter for a night on the town. I imagine he would be into this stuff, along with many other weird young men. But I suspect there will always be a niche in the dating market for the sort of man who can operate a chainsaw.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Sorry. Old here. Men don’t wear make-up. Not unless you’ve been horribly scarred.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        And yet, I’m willing to bet that you’ve fucked fewer women than Nikki Sixx

      • Endless Mike

        Probably fewer trannies, goats, and mako sharks too…

      • pan fried wylie

        I’m willing to bet I wouldn’t be willing to fuck most of the women who fucked Nikki Sixx. Even before they fucked him.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Real men wear Sandy Loam and Forest Green, applied with bug repellent.

      • pan fried wylie

        Yeah, because caking on some concealer makes those 3rd degree burn scars look any better?

    • Animal

      Can confirm.

  14. leon

    The Pentagon pushes back against the NYT on the bounty story. Interesting that this pushback, where people are going on record, is getting less credence than the NYT piece, where nobody is willing to go on record.

    NYT, It should be a wake up call when you are seen as less credible than the Pentagon.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re run by a committee of politically motivated morons now.

      There’s no commitment to truth, only commitment to agenda.

      • peachy rex

        “They’re run by a committee of politically motivated morons now.”

        Help a brother out – are we referring to the NYT or the Pentagon here?

    • Ted S.

      Good. I’ve always hated Madison Square Garden.

    • Festus' Mustache

      #24 because she seems like a real girl and not a thot. I like the ones that seem like they would smile and greet you IRL.

      • Jarflax

        Make a billion dollars, then they smile while you grab them by the pussy.

    • Professional Beach Bum

      Number 5.

  15. Rhywun

    Biden: “The printing presses aren’t running fast enough!”

    If elected president, he would look to pass national legislation requiring state and local governments to recognize and bargain with government unions. No Democratic president supported by a Democratic Congress has ever seriously pushed this idea; it’s among the most radical proposals in a platform that would rewrite much of U.S. labor law, including for government workers.

    • Drake

      Really stupid and really unconstitutional – that’s our Joe.

      • kbolino

        Who the fuck looks at the current landscape, where most states and municipalities are spending 30-50% of their budgets on salaries and benefits for current and past government employees and says, government labor clearly does not have enough power to control how the money is spent.

      • pan fried wylie

        Tachyons?

      • Not Adahn

        Well, you’ll need to reverse the polarity on the navigational deflector first.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I can’t wait until the DNC lets Joe out of the kennel and can’t catch him in time before he befouls every carpet and floor in the house.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Amazing she still has a job. That’s all you need to know about the rot and stench of corruption deeply entrenched and embedded over there. It’s bad in a lot of places (Montreal is Corrupt Capital Central in many ways) but Chicago…wow.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Instead, she will be focusing her attention on finding the thugs who beat up Jussie Smollett.

    • Overt

      Curfews were the major component that caused police to clash with peaceful protesters. Prior to the institution of curfews, the only time police would start bombing the protests was if they were turning into a riot. But when the curfews were in place, as soon as the big hand pointed to 12, the cops would start wading in with batons streaming.

      I get that cops didn’t like sitting around all day and all night until 2am when the Antifa outnumbered the peaceful rabble, but that would have been tons better than essentially creating a google calendar appointment for when the beatings would start. The news and all the other people no longer had to watch the protests, because they knew exactly when the juicy footage would be available. When the cities created the curfews, Antifa no longer needed to provoke the cops. They just needed to stay there.

      To create these situations where protesters and police would clash and THEN to turn all the people free just shows how completely clueless these leaders are.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Do the radicals really think that these shennanigans win hearts and minds?

      • Homple

        People who should be maintaining public order kneel in front of riot-inciters. The country is turning into a cult worshipping a newfound species of Sacred Beings.

        So, yes, I think hearts and minds have been won.

      • Naptown Bill

        It’s almost as if both the riots and the violence used to quell them serve the same purpose…

  16. Rebel Scum

    Supreme Court rules Trump has unfettered power to fire officials

    Curious choice of words. I guess when Bad Orange Man is at the helm the executive branch employees should not serve at the pleasure of the president, according to the implication of the NY Post.

    • leon

      Thing is, i don’t even think that is true (shocker). He still can’t fire the members of the FTC, and i don’t actually think he can fire members of the Federal Reserve Committee.

      • Drake

        If he spend a day a week walking through government buildings firing random bureaucrats at the FBI, ATF, Treasury, Interior, State Department, Homeland Defense… I swear I’d volunteer for his campaign.

      • EvilSheldon

        Bring back decimation!

      • kbolino

        I don’t think he can. Most bureaucrats are civil servants and the law makes it difficult to fire them. It seems he only can fire on a whim appointees that aren’t part of a committee and senior executives.

      • pan fried wylie

        UN. FETTERED.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Firing SESs would be a good start.

        Then you can promote some of those bureaucrats and fire them.

    • kbolino

      Let’s perpetually relieve the controversies of 1868

  17. Rebel Scum

    The United States has long prided itself as the world’s shining beacon. But its current status is a much darker one: the globe’s leader in coronavirus cases.

    Oh, fuck off, Karen.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Somehow ‘fighting to keep cases low’ has become a way or referendum on how to judge countries on their ‘compassion’ or the quality of the health systems. Which, of course, is wrongheaded and bound to lead to all sorts of misguided thinking resulting in dubious policies. It leaves people vulnerable to really dumb thoughts.

      In the context of the USA and how it fits with how it’s perceived, this is a perfect scenario for anti-Americans.

      They still don’t have the worst case per million and deaths per million figures. Even in comparison to Canada, certain stats don’t tell the whole picture. Some show Canada is doing better, others the USA. But it’s not even about that and who cares?

      Cases on their own means shit. If anything, it’s probably a GOOD thing. Sweden and USA are getting it out of the way.

      As for China, indeed. You have to be one tool (Hello Popovich and Lebron!) to believe those numbers. Just a couple of weeks back somber headlines about a worse version of the virus came out as a second wave as China took measures including stopping air travel to Beijing. Yet, the number of cases never moved?

      /strokes chin.

      My bet is this: The virus, when all is said and done in the not so distant future and sober accounting takes place, will be right in line with the flu. It’s already at a .2/.3 IFR if I’m correct. I expect that will drop as the avg. age drops per case. Yes, deaths seems to be a lagging metric to cases (ie Florida, Arizona) but we’ll see. I also expect death numbers to be adjusted downwards.

      Just a hunch.

      But the damage is done. We fucked with the psyche of people.

      How? Well, here’s but one tiny example. Quebec announced, as cases dropped to c. 70 per day and a handful of deaths (in a population of 8.4 million) they would only provide weekly statistics as opposed to daily. I thought that wise and reasonable. Ween people off this Corona porn. But there was vociferous push back. People want their security blanket corona porn. They gotta here Ministers and media repeat in different ways different idiotic and unproductive assumptions and takes. They want to be Patty Hearst to the virus it feels like.

      A failure of leadership all around. And public health officials are the worst. Their ‘at all cost’ hyper precautionary principle application is not conducive to sound mental health for a society. They just buried their heads with the preposterous notion of ‘saving all lives’. Never mind the bull shit about ‘flattening curves’. And I don’t even think it’s about preventing overwhelming the system either because the system never got overwhelmed – as far as I know – anywhere in North America besides perhaps NYC for a period. Now, we’re prepared and the avg. age infecting is dropping. Young people aren’t going into ICU for this virus (which I think is essentially a viral pneumonia).

      2020. The year reason and logic went dormant.

      • Naptown Bill

        My theory is that there’s a core of legitimate medical science at the center of a perfect storm of authoritarianism, statism, and Progressive totalitarianism behind all this. It’s the culmination of a civil society that has been taught to rely solely on the government, and specifically the executive branch and associated bureaucracies, for all its needs and an embrace of the tactics employed by the social justice movement, e.g. “canceling”, to attack dissent and ensure conformity. And all of this is supported by the “Cathedral” in ways so blatant that I suspect, at the end of it all, a lot of people who would’ve happily muddled along will be if not red-pilled at least closer to waking up to the myriad ways in which academia, the media, and the state manipulate them.

      • Overt

        On TOS, I was in a discussion with one of the Lefties that I can have good faith arguments with. And it dawned on me that the main thing separating these leftists from being true libertarians was that they didn’t understand the difference between “Obligations” and “Preferences”. And the main reason for this is that they think there is ALWAYS an optimal choice, and therefore preference doesn’t exist.

        An obligation is something that you are morally or ethically compelled to do. A preference is something that you choose to do, even though there is no obligation. To a libertarian, you have an obligation not to interfere with someone else’s freedoms. But choosing to give money to a charity is a preference.

        This became important as we talked about masks. To the leftist, wearing a mask was clearly an ethical obligation because it was the most optimal thing to do in most cases in order to reduce the spread of COVID (set aside the debate about science for a minute here). And so the leftist basically said “You should be wearing a mask, so I don’t blame the government mandating this if people really won’t do what is best for them”. He has basically, in his mind, decided that one is always obligated to do the most optimal thing, not whatever flows from their principals. And because he is not able to distinguish “Obligation” from “Preference”, and “should” from “must”, he will always be a statist.

        To a libertarian, wearing a mask is a preference. There is nothing in the NAP that says a libertarian should inconvenience themselves in order to reduce the risk of a natural pathogen jumping around in the wild. (Note this calculus might change if you have good reason to believe you are infected.) Not wearing a mask is a neutral action. Wearing the mask is a choice that one might prefer to do, but is not obligated to do.

        Overall, I think this same confusion becomes the heart of why we were shut down. People traded good ideas (it’s a good idea to limit your travel) for regulations (you must not travel). Like vaccinations, people have confused something that one really ought to prefer for something that must be done. And this has created the situation we now live in.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Socialism is the belief that human interaction can be optimized, that it is fundamentally unethical and immoral to allow non-optimized economic and social activity to occur.

        It’s hubris writ large.

      • Naptown Bill

        That’s a really good point. The mask thing is a good case study. Locally I hear a lot of, “The only reason they don’t wear masks is because they’re trying to be defiant,” or, “Not wearing a mask is just some political statement.” So, there are two interesting assumptions there. One is that there is no inherent reason to object to wearing a mask, in other words comfort or convenience are not possible reasons for not wearing a mask, and I think that’s because of the buy-in on this idea that wearing a mask is a medical necessity and a moral responsibility. The other is that the idea of not wearing a mask because of principles, or as a “political statement”, is itself an invalid reason. I think that’s especially hinky given how much the wearing of masks has become a signal of political orthodoxy.

      • kbolino

        “Not wearing a mask is just some political statement.”

        Which is a very curious statement given that we are constantly being told from nearly all quarters that everything is political and “silence is violence” and yadda yadda. Why are some things delegitimized by being “political” when at the same time other things can only be legitimized by being political? There is no consistency to the meaning or connotation of the word “politics” any more.

      • kbolino

        We saw this with vaccination awhile back. It wasn’t just a good idea; not vaccinating was an affirmative choice to do harm to others. Bailey got excoriated in the comments but never really walked back his stance that the government could and should mandate vaccination. I wouldn’t kick somebody out of the libertarian tent for that position alone, but it does set up a rhetorical slippery slope where a whole host of other infringements on personal liberty. I don’t know how Bailey feels about the lockdowns and mask ordinances today, but there’s lots of people who reflexively agree with them because they’re on the “right side” of the (forced) vaccination debate. In fact, as you note, they don’t even see a difference between vaccination is a good idea and you should be forced to do it.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I have a doctor ‘friend’ who feels no one should be allowed into large gatherings (concerts, sporting events etc.) unless they produce vaccination papers because his health shouldn’t be threatened by them.

        Oh. He says way worse things than that. Classic case people like him must never know where the guns are.

      • creech

        Good analysis. Because a huge number of ChiComVirus-infected folks don’t know they are infected, because no symptoms, isn’t mask wearing a really minor inconvenience if one is obligated to not interfere with someone else’s freedom?

      • kbolino

        The question is, can you really prevent the spread of a disease that is already widely spread?

        I believe the answer is no. At this point, it is going to finish spreading throughout the vast majority of the population. It might even become a recurring event like the flu or the common cold, though I don’t know what the death rate will look like.

        Lots of people are holding out hope for a vaccine before returning to “normal”. But we don’t generally predicate our lives today on the future existence of a potential solution to a problem. I am also not confident that the vaccine is going to be any better than the one for influenza, which is to say it will only really be circumstantially effective. I don’t think we are ever going to eradicate this like smallpox or polio.

        Too little was done too late to contain this virus, and now too much is being done way too late and mostly in vain. Perhaps I am wrong but as we don’t today have a vaccine widely available and we definitely don’t have reliable data on the effectiveness of the not-yet-existent vaccine, putting liberties on hold seems like wishful thinking turned into foolish policy.

      • R C Dean

        Shorter Overt:

        You aren’t free unless you are free to be wrong.

        Seriously, excellent unpacking of an Iron Law.

      • Not Adahn

        “It is the responsibility of the government to prevent its citizens from making bad decisions”

        -No idea, but is either an editor at a major newspaper or president of a university.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Corollary to the forbidden/mandatory thinking.

      • EvilSheldon

        People like being scared. Particularly when they can cossett the feeling of being scared, without doing anything productive about it.

    • invisible finger

      Let’s just pretend that over 95% of the deaths aren’t in Dem-controlled cities.

    • Agent Cooper

      Herd immunity is the only way out.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not surprising. Sad and disturbing, but not surprising.

  18. Q Continuum

    Good luck with that.

      • Rhywun

        Ugh. “There oughtta be law!”

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Sad but a push back of some kind is required no? Know what they say, you can vote your way into socialism but have to shoot your way out.’

        Metaphorically, campuses have to shoot the zombies to get back the sanctity of higher education.

        The day the phrase ‘math is racist’ first appeared ALL ACADEMICS should have seen that flare and being to mobilize.

      • UnCivilServant

        The phrase appeared after the entire academy was infected.

      • Rhywun

        I’m OK with “free speech protections” – you know, which already exist in theory.

        I am not OK with setting up another government bureaucracy to “actively take steps to ensure that students are exposed to competing cultural and political viewpoints”. That’s nonsense.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The solution is simple. Stop underwriting the idiocy.

        End federally guaranteed student loans. End state subsidies. Make student loans dischargeable in bankruptcy. Give the loan holders the right to clawback loan losses from the education providers. In doing so, it will make the universities and colleges justify the expense of the education to their customers and the school to deadbeat commie activist pipeline will end.

      • EvilSheldon

        You can just consider the ‘school-to-deadbeat-to-activist pipeline’ thing stolen. Well done, sir!

      • Akira

        + end occupational licensing laws that mandate college degrees for certain career fields

      • Rufus the Monocled

        While I’m glad Bret smartened up, I don’t appreciate him positioning himself as a guy, as he and Rogan patted themselves on the back, as having predicted this. He WAS PART OF THE VERY system that spawned this madness. He only saw it when they turned on him like mobs do. Plenty of people saw this coming waaayyy before Bret who was stuck in his far left Evergreen cocoon. Shit, my aunt and uncle predicted this in the fricken 1980! Can you imagine how people viewed them then? My aunt’s logic was simple. Highly literate and an educator, she saw fist hand Marxists were in the system by then and she understood once in, they’re going to infect the system from within. Moreover, Haidt and Peterson are just two examples of having seen it before he did. Heck, lemme go back to Martin Kramer in the early 2000s. I’m sure there are plenty others.

        So I’m not buying he’s a hero of any kind. He’s a welcomed ally but not a leader of this new awakening.

      • Chipwooder

        Eh……these days we could use any friends we can find.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        And I mentioned that. I’m glad he’s on our side.

        Evergreen College, to me, made it visual to understand what really is likely going on ‘behind closed doors’ in/on many campuses to varying degrees.

        One would think a combination of SJW nonsense and traditional admissions corruption has to eventually manifest itself in negative ways. Most notably with the quality of education.

        You can’t let people who have no business in higher education in either. It’s diluting education and ends up with a ‘lowest common denominator’ calculus for politicians looking to get elected.

      • kbolino

        The problem with calling this in 1980 was that it was too soon. It’s not that she was wrong, but that a) the trend was still confined to the university setting (a fact which remained true until about 2010), b) the trend was still quite reversible then (which may also have been true until about 2010), and c) heterodoxy was still allowed and the Overton window was wider (e.g., the most vocally left-wing teacher in my high school also encouraged people to read Anthem and write essays for ARI). So your mom would have looked like a loony to a “normal” person at the time. That’s the thing with prognosticators; if the trend isn’t plainly evident when they make the prediction (and by then, of course, any old fool can “predict” what’s already happening), it’s probably going to get dismissed. Obligatory observation: some prognosticators get way more credence than they should, like the COVID-19 modellers.

        I think Scruffy above is right about how to begin to reverse this trend. There is a pipeline and the government is paying for it (in more ways than one). But it’s already too late to put the cat back in the bag, and I don’t think cutting funding alone will put much of a damper on anything (in fact, it is likely to amplify some things). The bigger problem is that, now that things are plainly evident, lots of people are insisting it’s not really such a big deal.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We’re going to be living with it for a long time. That is unavoidable now.

        Only an economic catastrophe could change that and it might make it worse.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Small quibble. It was my aunt. My mother was to worried about her involtini.

        She also warned against ‘course inflation’ as there were too many professors and they all needed jobs so one way was to keep them employed was to create courses like ‘Rock’n roll history’. Talk about useless. She said this in the 90s.

      • kbolino

        Ah, sorry. Yeah, the problems with academia didn’t start overnight. There’s a lot more to it than just student loans but the free money greatly exacerbated the other things going on.

      • Akira

        The only thing that gives me optimism about higher education is that so many people are doing online schooling under the lockdowns, and they might start to question the notion of traditional college when you can learn many things perfectly well online (many of them for free).

        An ideal scenario would be for E-learning to become the norm (either independently or as part of a structured course) and for universities to shrink down to basically trade schools for hands-on careers like auto mechanics or surgical medicine.

  19. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Direct Action Is Old And Busted, Indirect Action Is The New Hotness

    Just tied a right-winger up in knots on fb!

    Talking about the SCOTUS decision the right-winger says, “you are either for life, or you are not.” I ask him, “do you wear a mask out in public?” He replies, “what concern is it of yours? I’m talking about abortion.” I say, “Pregnant women are being told that transmission of COVID-19 from mother to fetus cannot be ruled out. When you go out without a mask, you are taking a risk of infecting a pregnant woman, and possibly killing her and her unborn child. Anyone claiming an anti-abortion stance and not wearing a mask is a hypocrite beyond all hypocrites.”

    Him: “crickets”

    • leon

      I can see why Socrates chose death.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Plato: “Socrates, why are you doing this?”

        Socrates: “People are stupid and I’m tired of this shit.”

    • Atanarjuat

      Yeah an infinitesimally small risk. I suppose there is always the chance that I’m both asymptomatic and highly contagious. Does anyone hear tiny sneezes coming from that woman’s belly?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I haven’t looked, but is there any recorded case of a fetus being hurt by COVID? And how many pregnant women have died and how would that compare to say, the flu?

      • Atanarjuat

        Well, any women who are pregnant and also over 70 with comorbidities should really look out.

    • Naptown Bill

      “If you don’t believe a fetus is a baby then why do you care?”

    • SugarFree

      As believable as the woke 4-year-old being “wise” on Twitter.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Rufus: Socrates, we need you clean this sophistry up.
      Socrates (looks around. Reads letter): You’re on your own. I’m out.

    • Viking1865

      That didn’t happen.

    • WTF

      So, by his own logic, since the lives he considers unimportant don’t matter (such as the unborn children), then there is no reason for anyone to wear a mask if they consider the lives of others unimportant.
      Nice logic, Hitler.

    • Not Adahn

      As much as crap as I give Don for misusing Bayes, at least he’s heard of him.

    • Rebel Scum

      She could catch any manner of other things and transfer it to the child. Perhaps the mother should take it upon herself to mitigate her and the child’s risk. I know you think you are ‘logic-ing’ but you are not.

  20. banginglc1

    So I’m trying to sell my house. Every house around seems to be selling a day or two after being listed. Mine, nope, up for over a week. Only two showings. Even after a price drop right before last weekend. Two different realtors suggested the price I listed at. Because of them and the current sellers market, I was comfortable taking a bridge loan for the new house. But now, if my house doesn’t sell for a certain price in the next two months, I’m fucked. This is insanely stressful. I guess I might have taken a risk that’s going to backfire. Oh well, whatever happens, happens.

    • Drake

      Where’s the old house?

      • banginglc1

        Just a different neighborhood. It wasn’t gentrifying as fast as I wanted and I decided to get out.

      • banginglc1

        I guess I should say, in Indianapolis. I’ll throw in a free gun for anyone who want to buy it.

      • Drake

        Was wondering if you are in a place to ride the wave of people fleeing the cities or on the wrong end of that trend.

      • banginglc1

        The thing is, my neighborhood is hot. Realtors are begging people to put houses on the market there. I have two things going against me. I’m just a hair farther away from the hottest area and I think the realtors should have lowered my expectations by 20-30 grand. Funny enough, When I was first thinking of selling, I probably knew the value of my house. Everyone else talked me into thinking it was higher.

      • invisible finger

        Listing it higher means when the offers come in 25k lower you get the price you expected and the buyer pretends he’s a great neogtiator.

    • leon

      I hope you see a turn in interest in the house.

    • DOOMco

      Good luck. Any chance you could rent it out in an emergency like that?

      • banginglc1

        Nope, I need the lump sum of cash to cover the loan I’m taking for my down payment. If I don’t sell the house for enough, my interest rate on the loan will be astronomical. It was a calculated risk, but apparently two different realtors highly overvalued my house.

      • DOOMco

        They just want the extra commission.

        Really, they’re probably right. Just some bad luck. It’ll turn around.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Give it some time. It’ll sell. Maybe not in 2 days, but I bet you’re under contract by end of July.

      • banginglc1

        Let’s hope. I’m a little worried I bit off more than I could chew. But my mortgage guy is my best friend. He just ran a few different scenarios for me that have eased my mind a but (but not completely). I don’t make a lot, but I’m usually very good with money. This might be the least conservative thing I’ve ever done financially.

        On a related note, Since you’re from the Indy area, let any friends that might be interested know there is a house in Irvington for sale.

      • R C Dean

        Really nice.

        I’m more interested in the new one, though. Sounds like a place worth taking a risk for.

      • banginglc1

        If anyone here wants, email me at my handle at the evil internet company with your handle (so i know it’s not just a scammer) and I’ll send you a link to the new place.

      • Cy

        Looks really good. I’d stain the fence, stain those back stairs, clean up your wood pile and just pull the wood guards off the pavers in the back. Clearly you’ve already done a ton of work. I wouldn’t be too worried about it.

        Looking at the property prices around it, there isn’t a lot for sale over 200k. That puts you in the higher end of buyers in the area and that typically takes more time.

      • R C Dean

        Email sent, banging.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Will do! Most of my friends were “brain drained” out to the coasts or Chicago after college, but I’ll let those back at home know.

    • Naptown Bill

      Oh shit, good luck man. I’m about to start that process myself. A friend of the family who acted as our agent for this house is coming by Thursday to give us some advice about what we need to do to get this dog on the market. Same situation with our neighborhood as yours, where houses are selling within a week of listing around here; the house across the street, which is arguably not as nice as ours (nice being relative) went in four days. We’re hoping to do a contingency on another house using the profits from this sale so the timing is going to be critical. Ideally, we’ll be able to do it before our eldest goes to kindergarten this fall, because we’re looking in areas that are much better school districts.

      • banginglc1

        The contingency part is what’s hard. Since it’s a seller’s market here, nobody would accept an offer with a contingency. So I had to take the bridge loan to cover it. The new house is awesome. An old farmhouse on 1.25 acres in the city. The original cabin was built in 1840 and is still part of the house. I’ll figure it out. Hopefully.

      • Naptown Bill

        That sounds amazing. A buddy of mine pulled off a contingency last year and he had a sphincter-tightening week or two where it looked like the sale would fall through, but it worked out. Hang in there, man.

      • pan fried wylie

        a sphincter-tightening week or two

        Hyperventilate, breath into a bag. Seizure, something to bite down on. Hmmm *inventing inventing inventing*

        So, what we have here is a stress relieving butt plug…

    • Drake

      13 years ago when we bought this house we were in a similar situation that did work itself out. We’re hoping the city exodus continues and drives up prices a bit by early next year. We may use our saving to buy some land, but plan to rent for at least a year before buying or building – partly to avoid that stress again.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Same problem here last time I tried a couple of years back. Putting it back up for sale this week.

    • Claypoolsreservoir

      Is it on Zillow? I don’t know about Indianapolis, but here in college town Virginia, if it’s not on Zillow, the average buyer doesn’t know it exists. Houses around here that are priced right, well staged with quality photos, and posted to Zillow, are sold in no more than 5 days. If your market is as hot as you say it is, make sure the pictures look good, and it’s on Zillow. Most realtors are lazy. I’d venture to say that most home buyers find the home online and then get a random realtor or “their” realtor to show the house. I know because I’m looking to buy right now. My realtor hasn’t found any of the homes I’ve been interested in. In fact, the house I’m considering, I had no idea it was for sale (it’s been on the market for 80 days). i just happened to be driving around and saw the sign out front.

      Good luck! keep your head up!

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        If you find a good realtor, hold on to them. They’re freaking gold. 90% of the industry sucks.

        I’ve been really happy with RedFin on both the buying and selling side.

    • KSuellington

      Good luck. This may sound very silly, but try boiling some water with cinnamon in it just before the next time you have viewing. The good smell thing is subtle, but important.

      • banginglc1

        I actually just painted a couple walls and added a vanilla scent to the paint. They say it lasts a couple months.

      • KSuellington

        Hope you get a good offer. Did you stage it or is it empty?

      • banginglc1

        Girlfriend and her mom staged it as best as possible with the stuff I already own. Mom was a former realtor, so has some insight.

      • KSuellington

        Right on. That helps.

      • Chipwooder

        We baked cookies shortly before a showing.

  21. DOOMco

    Car people:
    Bad obsession wired the engine for the mini last week. It’s almost done. Maybe we will see this thing before SMOD.

    I’ve been loving the memes from the “crazed White supremacists vs peaceful protesters” event.

    • Atanarjuat

      I enjoyed the subtle charms of this one.

      • DOOMco

        I deleted “live laugh love” as my last line.

  22. Rebel Scum

    CCP churning out viruses like it’s their job.

    As the world continues to deal with the Wuhan coronavirus, researchers are warning about another strain of the flu that has the potential to turn into a pandemic. Pigs are the source of the strain but have the potential to be transmitted to humans, the BBC reported. Because of how new the strain is, the chances of humans having immunity to it is little to none.

    This new strain of the flu, called G4 EA H1N1, is said to be similar to the swine flu, which came from China in 2009. The humans that are being infected with the new strain, as of now, work in China’s pig industry.

    According to the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America (PNAS), 10.4 percent of those working in the swine industry are positive for the new strain. Those between the ages of 18 and 35 are most at risk of being infected.

    • Sean

      FEAR!!
      DOOM!!

      Hide in your house and vote by mail.

      ??

      • Bobarian LMD

        You won’t need to, someone will take care of your vote for you.

    • Festus' Mustache

      There have been at least six people on this site that called this weeks ago. Shameless.

    • pan fried wylie

      CCP churning out viruses like it’s their job.

      Oh, then, lack of quality controls ensures we have little to worry about.

    • EvilSheldon

      I just checked my favorite fetish gear site, and they have a *much* better selection.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I gotta say, Pie, you must have an interesting search history.

    • Not Adahn

      Ewww. The nickel plating could give you a nasty rash.

      • pan fried wylie

        Your choice: nasty rash or cuts from poorly adhered copper plating

    • Naptown Bill

      Wow, that’s one hell of an article.

      You know what I see when I look at those pictures? A house that’s not getting destroyed by the mob.

      • DOOMco

        I’m sure that nothing bad would have happened had the couple just let them on in.

      • Naptown Bill

        It’s clearly insane and unreasonable for people to attempt to defend themselves using means specifically protected by the U.S. Constitution against a violent mob that has declared them anathema. However, a nasty Tweet is *literally* violence and not proactively and enthusiastically declaring your support for #BLM is the same thing as lynching black babies and lighting them on fire.

        Honk fucking honk.

      • DOOMco

        November will be tear filled no matter what.

      • Festus' Mustache

        She waved that pistol around like an idiot but after reading more into the situation? I don’t blame her for being terrified. She probably would have shot Hubby first…

      • TARDIS

        Yes, but how much bloodshed will there be? That is my question.

      • Not Adahn

        ATL was one of the first blogs to disable their comments section, and the responses to JoePa articles was one of the drivers for it.

    • Not Adahn

      Joe Patrice is probably the dumbest lawblogger ever.

      And in a field with David Lat, Ken White, Tam-tam Tabo and Elie Mystal, that’s saying something.

    • Akira

      And while AR-15s are more prone to capture our attention because their only practical application is a mass shooting

      It literally fucking says this when the story is about a couple defending their home from rioters.

      • leon

        Yeah. The Most popular (and recommended) home defence gun is only good for mass shootings. Fuck you. You want me dead so you can go fucking take a hike in death valley.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1276994274228387840

      This thread is classic.

      This country will never heal until Facebook and Twitter have mass layoffs, their electricity shut off, eviction notices pasted on their doors, and Dorsey and Zuckerberg are sharing a ’78 Winnebago parked under an overpass on the 101.

      If 50% of US college faculty can be for the violent overthrow of the government, I feel no hypocrisy for using this platform to call for it to be starved of ad revenue

      And if you’re a marketing type considering buying Twitter analytics: this site is a campground of mentally ill illiterate wannabe Stasi conspiracy kooks who bear no resemblance to consumers at large.

      I’m the single nicest person on this hellsite, and I’m still garbage.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Dorsey is a punk and Zuckerberg a loser nerd.

        Now add power to that profile and you have bad news.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Both are illiterate illiberal buffoons.

        Just an empty thought: A hacker is driven by singular idealism. It’s not tempered by a deep knowledge of the collective wisdom of civilization. I highly doubt Dorsey has read the classics. He has not point of moral or intellectual reference. All he has is his own personal conceptualization of what constitutes good and just. This makes him dangerous. Twitter is a direct reflection of his soul I guess.

      • Akira

        And if you’re a marketing type considering buying Twitter analytics: this site is a campground of mentally ill illiterate wannabe Stasi conspiracy kooks who bear no resemblance to consumers at large.

        I used to run a little “conspiracy theory” website that was loaded with affiliate links to prepper resources, gold/silver investment vehicles, and other similar products that would sell well to the Alex Jones crowd.

        I bet someone could make a handy profit finding out what the typical Twitter Leftist will buy and setting up some affiliate links. Hell, wasn’t there some feminist website selling a “white privilege recognition toolkit” e-book for over $100??

        Maybe I should get back into that…

      • UnCivilServant

        Twitter Leftists don’t buy things.

        Most don’t have any money.

      • Mojeaux

        I was just thinking that myself.

    • Drake

      The response of the tar pit owners is to hire a bunch of zookeepers to patrol the edge of the pit and thwack the most annoying screaming lunatic morons on the head, or evict them from the tar pit, all the better to monetize the remaining tar pit prisoners.

      The perfect description of the Facebook value proposition.

  23. Drake

    Reading another story about how the clowns on the Minneapolis city council are getting city-paid private security because of “the large number of white nationalist(s) in our city and other threatening communications”.

    It feels like I’m reading the script of the opening scenes of a Robocop sequel, but everyone is too dumb to be in even a second-rate movie.

    • DOOMco

      Do people really believe this junk?

      • Raven Nation

        Unfortunately, there are a significant number of people who do. There are also people who believe the spike in positive covid-19 cases is the result of governors of “southern” states like Nebraska allowing partial re-opening and that said spikes have nothing to do with the mass street protest.

        Now, whether those people are newly persuaded of the truth of these events, or they were already living inside the appropriate narrative is unknown.

      • AlexinCT

        I had someone tell me it was because of the Trump rallies. When I pointed out there had been no Trump rallies in any of these places seeing a big jump, but some other events had been going on that the dnc operatives with bylines have been desperately trying to whitewash (racialist!) was happening I got cursed at….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It all depends on how you define “white nationalist”

        They would probably include “property owner who is royally pissed off because the city has fucked them in the ass multiple times” in their definition.

      • Drake

        Anyone wearing a Vikings logo?

    • Idle Hands

      I don’t know Robocop 3 was pretty bad.

  24. Rebel Scum

    I guess it mutated.

    Houston Methodist Hospital CEO Marc Boom said on CNBC’s Squawk Box Monday that the spike in coronavirus cases in Texas is hitting the under-50 age group the hardest. This is a complete “flip” from earlier stages of the coronavirus pandemic.

    “We are definitely seeing this affect young people, and they’re getting quite ill,” Houston Methodist CEO Dr. Marc Boom said on “Squawk Box.” “So we really need everybody to do their part.”

    About 60% of the Covid-19 patients currently in the eight-hospital system are under the age of 50, Boom said. “It has completely flipped” from the earlier stages of the crisis, when about 40% were under 50, he added.

    Everybody panic.

    • EvilSheldon

      My ‘part’ is to continue to do nothing. Thanks, bye now!

    • kbolino

      Hmm, technically correct usage of “completely flipped” (100 − 60 = 40) and yet at the same time still makes it seem overstated (60 − 40 = 20).

    • Not Adahn

      This morning there was a spokesperson from Houston Methodist that was just buldozing the NPR attempts to drive the interview. It was pretty hilarious.

    • robc

      I was at the filming of this video. There was an “audience” for the performance part, maybe two rows deep of people at the stage, but they are not shown at all (considering what I saw that day, not surprised it didn’t make it, it just looked unprofessional and weird). So my chance to actually “appear” in a music video went away. They were filming that part at a club in ATL and the radio said they were looking for extras for the crowd scene so show up if you wanted to be in the crowd. So me and some friends did.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlW5LbpYQps

    • Atanarjuat

      Must have.

      I wonder who looks more ridiculous in hindsight, rock fans at a busy club in the heyday of hair metal, or hipsters at a coffeeshop in 2020.

      • l0b0t

        The answer is, of course, none of the above. The winner is – 1990s kids in those ridiculous JNCO jeans with the 36” cuffs.

      • banginglc1

        *Hangs head in shame while remembering his youth*

  25. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: STOP MAKING ME BERATE YOU

    Just mind your goddamn business, live your life, and be a human being.

    Someone got an abortion? Who gives a fuck. Mind your business.

    Someone wants you to use new pronouns when referring to them? Just fucking do it.

    Someone says their life matters? Just agree.

    I’m annoyed

    It’s SO MUCH HARDER to be an asshole. That’s what kills me. It is so much harder to be an asshole than it is to just be a decent person

    Not even a good person. Just a DECENT person.

    A person who minds their business and says “ok” when people ask to be treated with respect.

    • SugarFree

      The only true freedom is doing as you are told. Don’t struggle. Accept.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Funny how the commies always come back to conformity of thought.

        I’ll give Marx credit for repackaging attacks on liberty as an expansion of freedom. His marketing ideas are very much still with us.

    • Chipwooder

      How about you mind your own goddamned business and stop telling me what to do in my life?

    • leon

      A person who minds their business and says “ok” when people ask to be treated with respect.

      Maybe i tell you to shut up and stop telling me what to do. What do you do then?

    • Rhywun

      Sick burn.

      • kbolino

        When you’re angry, it’s because you’re a terrible person. Only terrible people get angry.

        We’re happy and carefree. Except when we’re angry, but them we have every reason to be angry, and if you get angry in return it’s only because you’re the asshole.

    • kbolino

      Someone says their life matters? Just agree.

      But I was told “all lives matter” is racist.

    • Jarflax

      The NAP holds that one cannot rightly initiate the use of force. It does not hold that one may not respond to force with force. Marxists who simply hold the belief that we should all be chattels to each other, whether through the intermediation of the Party and the State, or in some mystical anarchist True Communism have not initiated the use of force, they have merely advocated it. Marxists who take action either by taking to the streets, or by taking part in promulgating systems that infringe basic human rights have initiated the use of force and may rightly be resisted by any means available. I am coming to believe that preaching Marxism to children who have been given into the Marxist’s care by unaware parents falls in the latter category not the former.

      • leon

        Something about Millstones and the sea….

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Yeh, that’s the prevailing belief among these idiots.

    • R C Dean

      Love the way he flips from MYOB to do what you’re told – use fake pronouns, express agreement with people who hate you and want you dead, etc. Decency is defined as towing totalitarian lion.

      Fuck you. I will not bend the knee.

      • leon

        Well, from a certain perspective, he’s right. Not bending over and taking it from your masters is an asshole thing to do.

  26. DOOMco

    So yesterday, I was informed babydoom crawled forward enough to count.
    Today she sat up from laying down.

    What’s the best way to get her to do perimeter rounds?

    • Chipwooder

      My daughter never crawled, though she did scoot around on her butt in a seated position, and was fairly late to start walking too. My wife’s theory was always that her brother used to bring her things she wanted so she had no need to begin crawling.

      • Naptown Bill

        My son is sitting and rolling around, and he’s actually getting close to assisted standing, e.g. holding on to something and standing up, but he can’t crawl. He’s six months so there’s time, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised if he stood by himself before he could crawl. I think he just really, really wants to stand because he likes being able to look around like a meerkat.

      • DOOMco

        Exactly this.

      • DOOMco

        I thought she’d skip crawling. She really prefers standing.
        Or, trying to stand while I kind of hold her up.
        She wants to get the dogs ears.

    • TARDIS

      I suggest a trail of Cheerios.

  27. The Other Kevin

    Vincent D’Onofrio played the best Marvel villain.

  28. Hyperion

    “Mainstream”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

    That product is obviously sexist to start with. Why would men need their own makeup, when there is no differences between men and women?

    • Atanarjuat

      Cue “pink tax” whining.

    • pan fried wylie

      Men’s Makeup :: Women’s Power Tools

      (subpar products)

    • PieInTheSky

      Sugar Free?

    • Raven Nation

      I’d actually vote for anyone on that site over any sitting politician.

  29. robc

    Deaths are continuing to drop EXCEPT for a weird 1 day spike in Delaware that was large enough to effect the entire US numbers.

    • Viking1865

      I guess someone got unedited uncut unstaged video of Joe Biden and shared it with 20 or 30 friends and the Arkansas Crew had to go to work.

      • Apples and Knives

        I feel stupid for not knowing since I actually live in Arkansas, but ‘Arkansas Crew?’ Is that a Clinton reference?

    • Apples and Knives

      Also New Jersey. They found 1700 cases they ‘overlooked’ and added them to a single day last week.

      • Apples and Knives

        And by cases I mean deaths. Sorry.

      • Drake

        By “deaths” they mean people who croaked of something and might have had the covid.

      • robc

        Shouldn’t they have been added in on the day they died?

      • Apples and Knives

        Seems logical. Wonder why they didn’t do it that way. 🙂

      • robc

        The Delaware one was 2 days before the NJ one. It was actually the NJ one affecting the US total.

      • robc

        The NJ one was 202 deaths per 100k. That would be an absolutely horrible day if it was real. NY had a 1-day bogo peak of just over 160 per 100k back 2 months ago, and that wasnt real either.

      • straffinrun

        There’s a Covid cluster in Al Franken’s trunk?

    • PieInTheSky

      are you some sort of death cultist?

      • robc

        I believe some people have called Christianity that, so yes?

    • Idle Hands

      This is the only time wait two weeks will ever apply with some of these spikes. I think this will end the grip the branch covidian death cult once and for most normies.

    • EvilSheldon

      Cool.

  30. Hyperion

    NEVER HAPPENED!

    This must be taken down immediately! Obviously some right wingnuts imagined this!

    • Count Potato

      Things are way different now. I think all of the cancellings are going to hurt Trump.

      • Raven Nation

        He’s also no longer “something different” and “something new.” He’s had a chaotic presidency – partly for reasons out of his control and partly because of his own erratic nature.

        Add to that the way the numbers have to come out just right (as Don Escaped has noted on several occasions) and Biden who’s safe, “moderate,” and has a pro-union history. I would think Biden is a slim favorite. And if the Dems can keep Biden from debating too much, that helps.

      • Viking1865

        Biden has to debate. He’s got to, and I don’t think the media will carry water for him if he cancels. The media needs those debates, they are huge revenue generators. It’s like the Super Bowl for the news divisions. Biden will not be able to plead COVID or whatever and skip the debates. Trump will endlessly savage him if he does, and he wouldn’t even have to lie or exaggerate.

      • leon

        and I don’t think the media will carry water for him if he cancels.

        I mean, some won’t. But ABC, CNN, MSNBC et.al will.

      • Viking1865

        They need the viewers. These are the only non Super Bowl events that 100 million people might watch. They will carry water everywhere else, but Joe has to show up on stage and give them their 80 million pairs of eyeballs for the Presidential debates, moderated by Lil Georgie Steph.

      • Idle Hands

        If the cable talking heads needed the viewers they’d have changed there model by now, because they get their teeth kicked in by Fox basically every day in the key demos. Also if you had a conservative local nightly news it would do incredibly well.

      • Idle Hands

        I think it’s in his interest to not. The idea of Biden has always run into the wall to actual reality of him. He’s the schrodingers cat of politics the more exposure he gets the more people realize he’s actually retarded and this is before his brain became total mush. He’s going to do everything he can to avoid a debate. He doesn’t even have a fucking campaign team assembled in swing state’s yet. He’s banking on name recognition and zoom calls. I actually think they are that delusional about it.

      • Sean

        He doesn’t even have a fucking campaign team assembled in swing state’s yet.

        He doesn’t need it. They can mail fraudulent ballots from anywhere.

      • leon

        Do you need fraud when you are polling +5% in those states?

      • Hyperion

        “Do you need fraud when you are polling +5% in those states?”

        Worked out for Hillary.

      • Raven Nation

        ” I don’t think the media will carry water for him if he cancels”

        Someone posted a link here last week to an op-ed on a news site arguing that our democracy has moved beyond the need for debates.

        Yes, it was by a D or a prog (don’t remember now), but you can start gradually building the narrative.

      • Viking1865

        I don’t think they can get that done in the next three months. That kind of undermining of democratic values is a decade long project. They’ve been attacking free speech for about 30 years now, and they haven’t fully succeeded. You’re not going to get the vast majority of Americans to scrap the Presidential debates in a three month propaganda blitz. Open debates are a democratic ideal going back to Athens, you’re not going to get the majority of the country to just meekly give them up in the next few weeks.

        If Biden cancels the debates, Trump will pound him mercilessly as a weak, senile, old man who can’t stand up to the rigors of the office. He’ll do 40 rallies in 40 days or some crazy stunt like that to show what a vigorous guy he is.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        You’re not going to get the vast majority of Americans to scrap the Presidential debates in a three month propaganda blitz.

        No, but they’ll probably get it changed to a written format, where Biden doesn’t have to talk in public.

      • R C Dean

        Biden has to debate. He’s got to, and I don’t think the media will carry water for him if he cancels.

        I think the DemOp Media will crawl over broken glass to do anything and everything to drag him across the finish line. If Biden is the candidate, then there will be no debates, and it will be spun as Trump makes unreasonable demands on moderators/format and refuses to compromise, so cancelling the debates is his fault.

    • Hyperion

      Put it this way, in a fair election, Trump will win and it will be close, but not as close as it was in 2016, Biden will lose, but like in 2016 it will be close and recount calls will be immediate. The democrats are 100% counting on mail in ballot fraud on a massive scale. What I think might happen is that on election night, they will project Trump the winner, but by the next morning, lots of ballots will be found, which of course have not been counted yet. This will go on for months, but before January, they will declare Biden the winner by some ballots found at the last minute, in Boward county, counted by totally not corrupt officials in said county. Then we’re in for a worse time than the wuhan flu and the rioting combined. When Trump finally starts his second term, we will have 4 more years of plagues, riots, the media behaving worse than we’ve ever seen them, and the democrats running even further left.

  31. Rebel Scum

    I’m not saying it was aliens, but…

    THERE’S ENOUGH OLD STUFF IN England that many things get overlooked. Take the several white spots in Stonehenge’s old parking lot. Drivers there had long treated them as traffic markers, when in fact they actually marked the locations where Mesolithic wood posts once stood, thousands of years before the region’s main attraction rose from the Salisbury Plain, some 5,000 years old itself.

    Now, another monumental site has been discovered in the area, and though it’s much, much bigger than Stonehenge, it’s easy to see why it’s been missed for so long. The newly found site, contemporaneous with Stonehenge, is a vast arc of pits, which archaeologists believe represents a significant development in their understanding of the inhabitants of early Britain.

    “When we started the Stonehenge Hidden Landscapes Project, we started to look in between the monuments [we knew about],” says Vincent Gaffney, an archaeologist at the University of Bradford and lead author of a recent study describing the newly-discovered site, published in the journal Internet Archaeology. “The Neolithic period was a time of monumentalization of ritual sites. It was happening all over the country. This dwarfs the lot of them.”

    • The Other Kevin

      The builders of those monuments weren’t diverse enough, so down they come.

      • Agent Cooper

        Clark W. Griswold, woke hero?

  32. Apples and Knives

    Where I live, and I assume it’s similar in blue cities/neighborhoods throughout the US, there’s a lot of panic about sending kids back to schools. A Facebook friend posed the question yesterday, “Would you send your kid back if masks weren’t required?” Almost all responses were some sort of no. One lady went so far as to say her child was going nowhere until there’s a vaccine (good luck with that). Then a friend from the Netherlands answered her, “Kids here have been back for a month. No masks, never socially distanced in parks, first two weeks the kids distanced from teachers but that’s gone now. No uptick in cases.” Netherlands had a higher death rate than the US at its peak. Everyone completely ignored her. Two posts down, someone made the comment that schools would be shut down again within weeks because of outbreaks all over the country. I think people really WANT to be scared.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Kids are the least impacted demographic.

      Here, the Paediatric Association of Canada has taken the stance of GO BACK TO FUCKEN SCHOOL full stop.

    • EvilSheldon

      They absolutely do.

      Product of an easy life with no real challenges? Maybe. I sound a little too much like Jack Donovan when I go down this road…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I take the opposite view. If the kids have to wear masks all day, I am not sending my kid back to school.

      People want to have their political views justified, or they want a sufficient excuse to fall in with the mob of opinion so that they can insulate themselves from criticism.

      • robc

        If the kids have to wear masks all day, I am not sending my kid back to school.

        Agreed, and I am not going back to my office if I have to wear a mask. I will WFH until I am cleared to not wear a mask.

      • Apples and Knives

        My boy is a class clown, so I’ve been told. His favorite thing to do in public places where it’s required is put a mask on over his nose and eyes and walk around like a zombie. I’m sure mask enforcement in the 4th grade next year isn’t going to go well.

    • robc

      School shutdowns are literally one of the least effective ways of dealing with COVID. Anyone who disagrees is anti-science.

    • PieInTheSky

      school is basically jail. why do you people want kids in jail?

      • pan fried wylie

        Because my taxes are paying for it already.

    • littleruttiger

      I live in Charlotte, there’s a daycare place across from my apartment – a few weeks ago it reopened, now there’s kids running around their playground and a line of cars picking up/dropping the buggers off.

      I honestly do not understand, in any way, the people who still want to lock things down. It’s a weird combination of the media and their political beliefs. Someone posted this from a day or two ago – Houston area ICUs were at 100% capacity. But, standard capacity was 70-80%, with 90% routine as well – the hospital isn’t going to pay for beds they don’t normally use. So, someone just seeing that headline thinks the 100% is all due to covid, and thinks things are really bad – but covid cases were only 28% of the cases. The Houston system also had something like 800 extra flex beds ready to go.

      The media is constantly running with stories/headlines that one their surface seem bad, but with a slightly deeper look, aren’t nearly as bad as one would think. Most people probably just listen/read the headline

    • Idle Hands

      In my zip code we have some of the highest property taxes and best schools in the country, they are no shit spouting off insane solutions like 50% of the kids going to school everyother day. This is insane. Might as well to distance learning and fire all the teachers.

      • Idle Hands

        Not that any of this matters I predict the largest Teacher strike ever come september.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Might as well to distance learning and fire all the teachers give the teachers raises while keeping their current 4 months of paid vacation time.

        Fixed it for you and the children.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ok!

      • Chipwooder

        Yeah, Henrico County schools sent out an email saying that’s what’s going to happen. They’re going to split the student body into two groups and alternate days at school. I paid through the fucking nose for a small house in this area so my kids could go to highly ranked schools and now I’m feeling like a sucker.

      • Idle Hands

        I don’t think they realize how many pissed of people their going to be when they find out this is the plan come september.

      • pan fried wylie

        I paid through the fucking nose for a small house in this area so my kids could go to highly ranked schools and now I’m feeling like a sucker.

        Education Accomplished. *hands Chip another bill*

    • Count Potato

      I say deliberately infect all the children on the first day of school, then weld all the doors shut, and leave them there with a two-week supply of Krusty brand imitation gruel.

      • pan fried wylie

        My conspiracy-brain had the idea that the authorities standing down to the proriolooting was a wide-scale secret chickenpox party.

  33. Pope Jimbo

    Just the story to get the morning bile roiling.

    Walz is threatening bars because they haven’t been following all the rules. Sure 80% of the deaths in our state are from long term care facilities, but those dang rubes won’t stop crowding in bars. And now we have more positive cases! Sure we have had a record low number of deaths.

    Worse, the PR flack for the bar’s industry group goes full on lickspittle

    Last week, the head of the Minnesota Licensed Beverage Association, Tony Chesak, sent out a memo that he predicted “will not make a lot of friends” among association members for it’s frank warnings to those who don’t follow the state’s guidelines. “The old adage of one bad apple can spoil the whole basket may in fact ring true for us if we do not all do our part,” wrote Chesak. “Servers, bartenders and other staff members, YOU MUST WEAR MASKS. It is the law and having your customers wear them is mandatory in some cities in Minnesota but strongly suggested statewide. Make sure ‘social distancing’ is adhered to with both your staff and your customers (ie. table spacing; booth partitions; not gathering at the bar, etc.) Also, reservations is not just a suggestion, it too is a requirement.”

    Chesak continued: “Not following these requirements may end up being the reason for our Governor to dial back,” he said. “It took 3 months of intense negotiations and sacrifice to get what we have now. We cannot allow for us to take a step backwards and jeopardize our current progress. … With hiccups like what is happening in Texas, Florida and even here in Mankato, we have to do better.”

    If I was a bar owner, I’d stop paying that asshole dues. My PR flack would be telling the gov that if he tries to close bars again, he is in for a rebellion.

    • leon

      “It took 3 months of intense negotiations and sacrifice to get what we have now. We cannot allow for us to take a step backwards and jeopardize our current progress. … With hiccups like what is happening in Texas, Florida and even here in Mankato, we have to do better.”

      Progress comrades! We must not loose our progress!

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Some kind of… whiskey rebellion?

      • pan fried wylie

        everybody groaned when I suggested a “Sambuca Sedition”, so unless you have a better suggestion.

    • PieInTheSky

      Joey Diaz basically told the mob to suck is dick I believe.

    • Chipwooder

      I never liked that site very much with its heavy pro-Boston slant, but good for him.

  34. Mojeaux

    China isn’t even paying lip service to human rights there anymore.

    Meanwhile, back in the US, lip service is being used as a cudgel to strip away human rights.

  35. Rebel Scum

    “White-supremacist” has no meaning.

    “Trump has disrespected Native communities time and again,” the Democrats wrote on Twitter, with a link to an article in the British newspaper the Guardian, in the now-deleted tweet. “He’s attempted to limit their voting rights and blocked critical pandemic relief. Now he’s holding a rally glorifying white supremacy at Mount Rushmore–a region once sacred to tribal communities.”

    • Idle Hands

      So the fucking DNC official twitter posted a tweet that suggests either the 4th of July is a White supremacist holiday and Mount Rushmore is an affront to Native Americans? Holy god.

    • leon

      “Now he’s holding a rally glorifying white supremacy at Mount Rushmore–a region once sacred to tribal communities.”

      Every time they do this, they make it clear that everything they are doing is in attempt to stop him from campaigning and get him to loose. I agreed with the folks who said that Coronavirus wasn’t all about “getting Trump”, because then why were European countries freaking out. But now I believe the “Spike” rhetoric is all about getting Trump out of office. Europeans have seen results with re-establishing normalcy.

      • pan fried wylie

        I agreed with the folks who said that Coronavirus wasn’t all about “getting Trump”, because then why were European countries freaking out.

        Has anyone actually been to Europe to confirm? Also, about this “blue sky” nonsense I keep hearing…

  36. Idle Hands

    https://twitter.com/GovMurphy/status/1277671974190354433

    UPDATE: INDOOR DINING WILL NO LONGER RESUME ON THURSDAY.

    We had planned to loosen restrictions this week. However, after #COVID19 spikes in other states driven by, in part, the return of indoor dining, we have decided to postpone indoor dining indefinitely.

    I honestly don’t know how the people who own these business’s are able to show such restraint to these petty tyrants. This isn’t even for a spike in his state. This is disgusting.

    • littleruttiger

      This makes me so angry, and so, so depressed

    • leon

      You’re saying they should start to peacefully protest?

      • straffinrun

        No kidding. Not much they can do other than take it in the shorts. Hopefully the black market makes some big gains, but otherwise no idea what they can do.

    • Count Potato

      How the fuck is anyone supposed to stay in business? Most inventory is perishable.

      • banginglc1

        How the fuck is anyone supposed to stay in business?

        They aren’t. They want the economy to crash to hurt Trump. They don’t give a shit about human beings and their lives. Taking down Orangemanbad is the only goal.

  37. whiz

    Because “case numbers” are going up (as testing increases) even though the deaths continue to drop.

    Not really. In Arizona the tests have gone up by a factor of 2 over the last month, but the cases have gone up a factor of 8 or 9, deaths by a factor of 3 (per Johns Hopkins data).

    /pedant

    • whiz

      It is interesting how local it can get. In Iowa, state-wide the cases peaked, dropped some, and leveled off, but here in our county (Story County), they are just now starting to take off. Of course, deaths are almost non-existant (3 total out of about 100k people).

    • littleruttiger

      I don’t think that’s consistent with the worldmeters info:

      Total deaths on 5/30: 903
      Total deaths on 6/29: 1588

      Total cases on 5/30: 19,936
      Total cases on 6/29: 76,987

      • whiz

        I’m talking about rates per day, not totals. The Johns Hopkins totals are similar to what you give.

      • mrfamous

        Here’s the azdhs site for deaths, with the importamt distinction that they are listed by ‘date of death” not the date they were reported. Obviouly recent days are likely an undercount due to lags in reporting. Deaths have gone up, but only a little. Arizona is also using the “probable” death method to count, which is likely to result in overcounts.

        https://www.azdhs.gov/preparedness/epidemiology-disease-control/infectious-disease-epidemiology/covid-19/dashboards/index.php

      • whiz

        I know I wasn’t clear, but rates per day is a better measure of what’s happening.

      • littleruttiger

        Gotcha, and I agree, although the rates are pretty sensitive to the specific dates chosen for comparison, and some sort of averaging should likely be done to reduce the daily variation.

        It is interesting that the death rates have not increased nearly as much as the cases – there’s lag of course, but that seems to be an overall trend lately – hopefully it continues.

      • R C Dean

        AZ has seen increases in the rate of positive tests, the rate of hospitalizations, and the rate of deaths. All something of a surprise to me. I would be very interested to see those number only for AZ residents, but of course that’s not available and never will be. I believe border crossers are pumping these numbers, but not enough to account for all of the increase.

        DIVOC is your friend.

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t know if there are “nationwide” trends. Indiana has a decent site with stats, and even though we’re almost all the way opened up, deaths and hospitalizations continue to fall even though cases are going up. There is still lots of ICU and ventilator capacity.

      • whiz

        I agree it’s really more regional. I was addressing the particular situation in Arizona.

      • The Other Kevin

        If it weren’t such a political shitshow out there, it would be interesting to see what’s behind some of these trends.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Sushruta Samhita, volume 3: Sharirasthana

    by Kaviraj Kunja Lal Bhishagratna | 1911 |

    Chapter II – The purification of semen and cataminal fluid

    https://www.wisdomlib.org/hinduism/book/sushruta-samhita-volume-3-sharirasthana/d/doc142880.html

    Traits of pure and healthy semen and menstrual blood:—

    Semen which is transparent like crystal, fluid, glossy, sweet and emits the smell of honey; or like oil or honey in appearance according to others, should be considered as healthy. The catamenial blood (artava) which is red like the blood of a hare, or the washings of shellac and leaves no stains on cloths (which may be washed off by simply soaking them in water) should be considered as healthy. 17–18.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What does it mean when your semen sparkles and emits fumes?

      Asking for a friend.

      • Hyperion

        *Paging Sugarfree…*

      • Count Potato

        That’s just glitter from the strip club.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That you are a lonely swabby on a SouthPac cruise and you found a welcoming bunghole in one of the powder kegs in the forward magazine?

      • Fatty Bolger

        You’re a Twilight vampire?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Time to change hand creme?

    • Chipwooder

      Purity of essence

  39. Rebel Scum

    Chess is racist.

    Australian Chess Federation committee member Dr Kevin Bonham has refuted suggestions the rule of white pieces moving first was racially motivated.

    Dr Bonham spoke to ABC radio’s James Valentine on Wednesday afternoon after a man posted to social media his child’s query about why white always moves first in chess.

    Controversy arose when the ABC proposed a radio discussion on the matter and on Tuesday sought an interview with John Adams, an economist who represented the Australian Chess Federation in 2015. …

    “The ABC have taken the view that chess is RACIST given that white always go first,” he said in his tweet.

    Mr Adams further explained the ABC was looking for a chess offical to comment on whether the rules should be altered.

    “Trust the taxpayer funded national broadcaster to apply ideological Marxist frameworks to anything & everything in Australia,” he added.

    • leon

      I knew Murray Head was up to no good.

      • Drake

        But the queens we use would not excite you

      • Rhywun

        I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I thought for sure this was a Babylon Bee article.

    • whiz

      Make the pieces red and green — no, wait, there are red people.

      Make them yellow and purple — no, there are yellow people.

      Make them blue and orange — no, not ORANGE!

      Never mind.

      • TARDIS

        Just had this conversation with my wife. I suggested blue and green, but then I realized people who identify as Martian or Venutian would be upset.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Don’t even have to go that far. Blue and green are “boys’ colors”. Why are you excluding girls from chess? Oh, pink and blue now? You hisnormative patriarchal shitlord.

        You can’t win arguing with the insane.

      • pan fried wylie

        Pink, except for the spectrally striped queen .

      • Jarflax

        I suggest this set

      • TARDIS

        Nice! If buy that, will the mob hunt me down?

      • Trolleric the Goth

        chartreuse vs. mauve, it’s the only way

    • Raven Nation

      Say what you will about the Mughals, but they knew how to make a chess set.

    • The Other Kevin

      Let’s turn all super heroes into social workers and activists, and then blame racism and sexism when nobody wants to see the movies.

    • kinnath

      Uh, I just finished The Boys.

      I think you can check this one off as “done”.

      • Idle Hands

        fantastic show.

    • Chipwooder

      Who the fuck is “we”?

      • PieInTheSky

        us

      • Rhywun

        Your betters.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Best comment:

      This is exactly right. We all know the real hero was J. Jonah Jameson the whole time. Always using his journalist powers to run smear campaigns against Spider-Man made him the real hero the whole time. This is how the people at @TIME see the world.

  40. Count Potato

    “While we await details of this tragic killing, it highlights capitalism’s brutality & endemic violence. Our movement rejects insinuations & falsehoods perpetuated by corporate & conservative media that this violence is outcome of CHOP or of our movement.”

    https://twitter.com/cmkshama/status/1277685911728173057

    Communists shooting kids is capitalist brutality, apparently.

    • leon

      No true communist would murder anyone.

    • Hyperion

      Jeff Bezos made them do it. Wait until they get rid of capitalism and discover that their cell phone is not working and that new one they wanted is not available on Amazon.

    • PieInTheSky

      It is funny how you can simply reject anything negative associated with your movement.

    • kbolino

      The media is conservative: it wants to preserve itself.

      It’s not politically conservative, however.

  41. PieInTheSky

    With their focus on the poor, the novels of Charles Dickens have ensured he is remembered for a commitment to social justice. But, according to a former Kent councillor, there is another side to the novelist that ought to define him.

    “Dickens racist” was daubed by Ian Driver on the Dickens House Museum in Broadstairs on Saturday night. He was pictured scrawling the graffiti in black ink on the front of the building, the inspiration for Betsey Trotwood’s home in David Copperfield.

    The former Green Party councillor admitted the vandalism in a phone call with The Times. He said he was angered by the author’s support for Britain’s suppression of the Indian uprising in 1857.

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/dickens-branded-a-racist-in-museum-graffiti-attack-lchkg8xnf

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Saw that. ?.

    • pan fried wylie

      He said he was angered by the author’s support for Britain’s suppression of the Indian uprising in 1857.

      The pinnacle of poignancy.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’ll look nice, they can paint the backboards like the Chinese flag while they’re at it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Guarantee, unless living in a scrub existence with only oral storytelling, that history will record this current era as unbelievably racist and use all of this as indictments.

      • Sensei

        Somewhat on topic

        The language of Black Lives Matter in Japanese

        Naturally, I can’t figure out the meaning of the sign in the top of the picture and the article doesn’t bother to write about it either.

        対岸の火事じゃない – it means the opposite shore (or side) may or may not be burning. Welcome to the ambiguity of Japanese. I’ll have to ask one of my friends this weekend. For all I know it could be a set phrase.

      • Sensei

        Found it –

        no skin off my nose, expression meaning that somebody else’s problem is no concern of yours, lit: fire on the opposite shore

    • PieInTheSky

      I wasn’t fully aboard with the restart, less now…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The NBA sucks.

      Now they’re just trying to kill themselves off. I say let them do it.

    • Rebel Scum

      Black and brown bodies are grossly underrepresented in professional basketball. It is known.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      But Uigher Lives Matter would get a fan kicked out of the arena.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        About that…

        https://apnews.com/269b3de1af34e17c1941a514f78d764c

        The Chinese government is taking draconian measures to slash birth rates among Uighurs and other minorities as part of a sweeping campaign to curb its Muslim population, even as it encourages some of the country’s Han majority to have more children.

        While individual women have spoken out before about forced birth control, the practice is far more widespread and systematic than previously known, according to an AP investigation based on government statistics, state documents and interviews with 30 ex-detainees, family members and a former detention camp instructor. The campaign over the past four years in the far west region of Xinjiang is leading to what some experts are calling a form of “demographic genocide.”

        The state regularly subjects minority women to pregnancy checks, and forces intrauterine devices, sterilization and even abortion on hundreds of thousands, the interviews and data show. Even while the use of IUDs and sterilization has fallen nationwide, it is rising sharply in Xinjiang.

        The population control measures are backed by mass detention both as a threat and as a punishment for failure to comply. Having too many children is a major reason people are sent to detention camps, the AP found, with the parents of three or more ripped away from their families unless they can pay huge fines. Police raid homes, terrifying parents as they search for hidden children.

      • pan fried wylie

        a form of “demographic genocide.”

        aka genocide? What genocide has not been demographic in nature?

  42. PieInTheSky

    Intriguing nicknames in the Domesday Book:

    Humfridus aurei testiculi – Humphrey ‘Golden-bollocks’
    Rogerus Deus saluaet dominas – Roger ‘God save the ladies’

    More bynames from the Domesday Book here:

    https://twitter.com/thijsporck/status/1277487385471619073

    • leon

      Oh geez. I can see how this turned out:

      Norman: You, Saxon! Your king has decreed that all men and their families shall be recorded. What is your name?
      Saxon: Heh, Its… Big Dick Willy.
      Norman: :notes in doomsday book: Hmm yes. Interesting.
      Saxon: and my Son. His name is Hugh.
      Norman: A good norman name
      Saxon: Hugh Jass.

      • Chipwooder

        I had a really interesting book called The Traveler’s Guide to Medieval England that, as the title suggests, was written like a travel guide for modern people if they traveled to the past. One of the interesting things I didn’t know was that those times were much bawdier than I had imagined.

      • Trolleric the Goth

        fantastic book, and there’s a fantastic 3-part doc from the author on the BBC as well for this “Elizabethan” TTG

        (He’s written a bunch of the “Time Traveller’s Guide” books)

      • UnCivilServant

        I strongly suspect that in the wake of the Victorian period, which was publically one of the most prudish eras in history (private is a different matter) we’ve been given the impression of the past as puritanical, which makes it harder to grasp that people have always been lewd louts.

      • Mojeaux

        Dude, chapter 18.

      • UnCivilServant

        Be fair, he might have read the book before getting to your work.

        I owned the book referenced for years before you wrote Chapter 18.

      • Mojeaux

        I just assumed everybody’s read chapter 18. It stands on its own.

      • UnCivilServant

        But it wasn’t there before the Time Traveller’s Guide. That leaves plenty of room for him to have discovered the consistant proclivities of humans before you even wrote it.

        That’s all I’m saying.

  43. Chipwooder

    Yikes

    New York Post
    @nypost
    Adam Savage of ‘Mythbusters’ allegedly raped sister as a kid: lawsuit https://trib.al/KK3ega9
    10:22 AM · Jun 30, 2020

    • Idle Hands

      wtf.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Who knows what the truth there is, it sounds like she likes to throw allegations. Maybe it really happened, maybe she’s nuts and/or wants money.

      • Drake

        Without a witness, this cannot ever be proven. Just trying to get some Mythbusters cash?

        The suit says Savage, who was between 9 and 12 years old at the time

        If I remember correctly, I wouldn’t have been capable until at least 12.

      • Mojeaux

        My question is, if he was between 9 and 12, who molested HIM before that?

      • Not Adahn

        Internet porn made him do it.

    • Not Adahn

      I knew there was a reason Jamie didn’t like him.

      • PieInTheSky

        Jaime Lannister?

      • pan fried wylie

        “You know who else…”

        HitlerMoses?”

    • kbolino

      Can we wait until the case is settled before engaging in pre-emptive slander?

      • Jarflax

        No, that is the old white partiarchial version of justice which relied on an outdated idea that empirical reality was a thing, and that decisions had to match that reality in order to be just. The new model understands that reality is created by our feelings and therefore that an angry woman must have been abused because the accusation proves the anger and the anger proves the offense.

      • Not Adahn

        Whether or not he’s guilty doesn’t really concern me. I’m not involved, never going to be involved. Zero chance of that.

        However, there is a non-zero chance that some day I will meet Adam.

        From my exposure to him via his public pronouncements, he’s a dick. He’s said some unfair and untrue things about people I like.

        So if I meet him, would it an acceptable bit of pseudoretaliatory dickishness on my part to say “oh yeah, you’re the guy that raped his sister, aren’t you?”

      • pan fried wylie

        So if I meet him, would it an acceptable bit of pseudoretaliatory dickishness on my part to say “oh yeah, you’re the guy that raped his sister, aren’t you?”

        Only if you’ve stopped beating your wife.

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Lawsuit? Isn’t the statute of limitations well past?

      • Raven Nation

        “The Child Victims Act, which was passed last year, opened a one-year look-back period for victims to bring claims that had already exceeded the statute of limitations.”

        I would also assume that “lawsuit” implies civil rather than criminal.

      • Agent Cooper

        “The Child Victims Act, which was passed last year, opened a one-year look-back period for victims to bring claims that had already exceeded the statute of limitations.”

        This is my McKayla Maroney face.

      • Drake

        Yes but some states just waived them for these kinds of cases. I see cable ads all the time with lawyers trolling for “victims” to sue the Boy Scouts, churches, or anyone else with insurance or deep pockets – for things that allegedly occurred decades ago and are completely unprovable.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Some judges can’t read or they are dishonest, mendacious cuntes.

    The Colorado Supreme Court on Monday affirmed the state’s ban on large-capacity gun magazines, finding the law does not violate the state constitution.

    The court unanimously upheld the ban on magazines that hold more than 15 rounds, saying it is a “reasonable exercise of the police power that has neither the purpose nor effect of nullifying the right to bear arms in self-defense.”

    The court ruled that the ban does not violate residents’ rights to self-defense because large-capacity gun magazines are not needed for self-defense.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s the latter without a doubt. Pick the position and work backwards to justify it is the way people do things nowadays, judges included.

      • Jarflax

        We are rationalizing animals not rational ones, and “legal reasoning” is just a fancy name for building an argument to support a conclusion, ie. rationalization.

      • littleruttiger

        There’s no consistency. The law doesn’t have to always make sense (although it probably should), but any system has to be consistent.
        The supreme court just ruled that a Louisiana law requiring abortion clinics to have admitting privileges at a local hospital was unconstitutional.

        The right to bear arms is explicitly protected, abortion is a “penumbra”. Restrictions on the former are fine, no problem, restrictions on the latter routinely struck down – like you said, pick the position and work backwards.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Racism in hiring is perfectly ok because the applicant can apply elsewhere.

    • kinnath

      One of the first things I noticed in the photos of the St Louis couple was they did not appear to be carrying additional magazines. You don’t face off against a crowd with a single magazine in the weapon.

      • DOOMco

        He spent too much on the colt ar for a carrier or chest rig.

        Mags people.
        Mags.

      • Chipwooder

        I support them on principal, but they went about defending themselves in embarrassingly amateurish fashion.

      • EvilSheldon

        There are so many great short-course firearms trainers out there, and we still see this over and over.

      • Drake

        Either a mag or a big cell phone in his pocket, or he’s happy to see the trespassers. It was a daylight mob of larpers so it doesn’t much matter. There was not going to be 30 volunteers to get shot first before they mobbed him (plus whatever her pocket pistol had).

      • leon

        I’m not a fantastic shot, but i think I’m fairly good, and i couldn’t make 30 rounds spread evenly between 30 people.

      • R C Dean

        I think when the first body hits the ground, hell, when the first shot is fired, 99% run for the hills. Any who stay will be returning fire. So, I think extra mags are always nice to have, no harm in it, but the likelihood of an extended firefight is very low to nonexistent. Hell, I don’t carry extra mags for my carry pistol, which packs a whopping 8 rounds. At carry pistol ranges, that will either do the job, or I will be on the ground before the mag runs out.

        In the unlikely event the mob charges you, your 30 rounds aren’t going to run dry before they get to you unless you are spraying and praying. Even then, what are the chances you can do a mag swap before they get to you?

        No reason not to have extra mags. Little reason to believe they will be useful.

        I think confronting them in the open is the way to go, myself, with decent lines of retreat and fallback positions (already mapped out around the Casa Dean, thanks for asking). If you’re in the house, the molotovs start coming in the windows. Then you die in the fire, or the choke point you were defending becomes their choke point to take you down as you flee the fire.

      • EvilSheldon

        Eh.

        If that shit had escalated into a gunfight, I don’t think that an extra magazine would have made any difference. He would have been either victorious or dead before the first thirty rounds were downrange.

        Besides, do you think either of those cats ever had any training? I doubt if that AR has ever been fired…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The crowd would have scattered after the first couple of shots if it had come to that.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’ve said it before, and I’ll never stop saying it – counting on this reaction will get you killed, probably really painfully.

        Maybe you pop a couple of rioters and the rest scatter, or maybe the rest get really pissed and beat your ass to death, then start on whoever else is in the house.

        If you plan on confronting a mob while armed, you should be prepared for either contingency.

      • DOOMco

        Hope for the best and all that

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sure that’s possible but mobs aren’t really known for the courage of the individuals that comprise it. You’re right though, it’s not a bad idea to be prepared for the worst in a situation like that.

      • EvilSheldon

        Being prepared, in this case, is gonna be less about the hardware or even the skill, and more about using good tactics. Going outside and confronting a mob at close quarters, where they can easily flank and surround you, is not the smartest move.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Those two barely knew how to handle their weapons so expecting tactical awareness out of them is probably asking too much. Unless they get prosecuted, though, it looks like it worked out for them.

      • EvilSheldon

        Very true, and I don’t mean to be too much of a Monday-morning quarterback. My ranting and raving is more about learning from the mistakes of others.

        “Good luck reinforces bad tactics.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        If you plan on confronting a mob while armed, you should be prepared for either contingency.

        Yes, confronting a mob is not risk free and there is a good chance it will go badly. However, it’s almost 100% guaranteed to end badly if you allow a mob to surround your home. No amount of tactical strategy or firearm skill is going to allow you or your family to survive when 300 people start coming in through every window and door. Or they just sit back and throw molotov cocktails and burn you out or to death.

        Your only chance at stopping a mob, as one or two people, is at the chokepoint (e.g., the gate in this scenario).

      • EvilSheldon

        Much better they surround my home, then they surround me outside my home.

        If I’m inside my house, I have one or two fixed points of entry that I can cover from a position of dominance. If I’m outside with no cover, not so much…

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Much better they surround my home, then they surround me outside my home.

        That’s when you deploy your armored attack orphans.

      • EvilSheldon

        You buy armor for your orphans? Jeez, look at the big spender over here.

        My orphans consider themselves lucky to have some barbed wire to wrap around their clubs…

      • Chipwooder

        This is why I want to set up claymores around my house.

      • Not Adahn

        Barbed wire? Reduces the savings of eschewing tetanus vaccinations.

      • Not Adahn

        If you plan on confronting a mob

        something has gone terribly wrong

      • Idle Hands

        Yeah 95% of firearm users wouldn’t get to a reload, much less need one. If i was ever in a firefight lasting longer than my 6 shot load in my remington I’m basically anticipating death already.

      • EvilSheldon

        Well, yeah. But we’re talking about a dude who had to do just that, so…

        Reminds me of what a friend used to say – “If you use an AR in self-defense, you’re getting written up in the local paper. If you *reload* an AR in self-defense, you’re getting written up on WikiPedia.”

      • Not Adahn

        I was more emphasizing the decision to leave the house. Which was the second thing that had gone wrong in that situation (probably more than second, since the mob made it that far,but you get my point).

    • kbolino

      exercise of the police power

      Aren’t we supposed to be getting rid of the police?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My experiences in China suggests that the Chinese appetite for fraud is quite high.

      • Tejicano

        One man’s fraud is another man’s competitive business practice (with collusion of paid-off government officials)

  45. robc

    Booking.com decision was 8-1, Breyer was the dissent. Booking.com is not generic.

    • robc

      Gist of Breyer’s dissent: “Generic Company” is not trademarkable. Therefore “Generic.com” is not either.

      • robc

        I think he is wrong but not so wrong as that. He has an arguable point.

    • leon

      Tell me which side i should be appalled and angry at so i can fill in my Facebook rant.

    • Not Adahn

      A web portal for storing arrest records on “the Cloud?”

      • robc

        I think your joke proves the majority’s point.

  46. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Now this is how you do a banner in a march:

    https://i.redd.it/7ousxn5fx2r11.jpg

    The Poles get it, I wonder what their immigration requirements are.

    • mrfamous

      Media headline: “Rally in Poland features anti-communist flags and swastikas” complete with cropped photos to obscure the reality.

  47. robc

    Montana private school tax credit rule 1 overturned 5-4 vote. The scholarship money can go to religious schools.

    Split was along party lines, but just about everyone wrote a separate decision. 3 on each side.

    • robc

      ROBERTS, C. J., delivered the opinion of the Court, in which THOMAS,
      ALITO, GORSUCH, and KAVANAUGH, JJ., joined. THOMAS, J., filed a concurring opinion, in which GORSUCH, J., joined. ALITO, J., and GORSUCH,
      J., filed concurring opinions. GINSBURG, J., filed a dissenting opinion, in
      which KAGAN, J., joined. BREYER, J., filed a dissenting opinion, in which
      KAGAN, J., joined as to Part I. SOTOMAYOR, J., filed a dissenting opinion.

      Looks like 7 opinions. Everyone wrote one except the Ks – Kavanaugh and Kagan.

      • robc

        Thomas’s opinion is that it should have been a Free Exercise Clause case and not an Eastablishment Clause case.

        That treating it as the latter is a fundamental error, that the former makes things clear.

      • kbolino

        It would only make sense as an establishment case if the government said you can use the credit at certain religious schools but not others.

      • Jarflax

        I understated my objection below. Let me make my unpopular view more clear here. The establishment clause has a clear meaning. It forbids the establishment of a Federal level State Church. It does nothing more than that. Arguably the 14th Amendment extended that ban to the several States. The Free Exercise clause is the dominant clause dealing with religion, and even in cases of discrimination such as you reference, my opinion would be that the analysis should be whether such preferential treatment interfered with the free exercise right of the disadvantaged group. The extension of a ban on a State Church to a ban on any benefit extended to any church is illogical because the harm being guarded against is a specific result of a State Church, in other words compelled participation against conscience, and does not occur with lesser benefits or associations between State and Church.

      • Viking1865

        Exactly. The Founders knew exactly what a state church was, and they explicitly banned it. That’s all the establishment clause does.

        A parochial school is not a state church, therefore the establishment clause has nothing to do with school vouchers.

      • kbolino

        I think it also forbids the government from setting preferences among the churches. If the Feds said the Roman Catholic, Episcopalian, Greek Orthodox, and United Methodist Churches got some special privileges, while not infringing the rights of the other churches and non-Christian faiths, that would still violate the establishment clause even though none of them became the one and only state church.

      • R C Dean

        For the life of me, I don’t know how its Constitutional that churches get tax exemption solely because they are churches.

      • leon

        Mind you i think everyone should be tax exempt, but the argument being that Taxing being a method of destruction -> Taxing someones beliefs seems like an infringement on their rights to free conscience.

      • R C Dean

        You’re not taxing their beliefs. You are taxing an organization, with revenue, expenses, etc. Exempting the organization is granting it a privilege because it is a religious organization, which seems contrary to the Establishment Clause.

      • Jarflax

        Thomas is still fighting to revitalize the Free Exercise Clause. The rest of the Court has accepted that instead of stating two equal and occasionally in tension principles, which it clearly does, the amendment is about separation of Church and State, which it does not actually contain, but hey, precedent.

      • robc

        Gorsuch joined his opinion, so now there are two on that side!

    • leon

      Which opinion controls in that case?

      • robc

        Roberts.

    • Not Adahn

      Meow?

  48. l0b0t

    Sigh… When I awaken, I prep a cocktail for later by pouring a few fingers of Bourbon, some cherry juice, and some peach juice into my glass and tucking it into the freezer for later. This morning, befuddled by grogginess, I mistakenly poured 3 fingers of Wild Turkey 101 into my coffee. I’m really not at all a fan of warm liquor drinks but I’ll endeavor to persevere through my accidental Irish.

    • Not Adahn

      It could be worse, you could have poured the coffee grounds into the water reservoir of your coffeemaker.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Last weekend, I woke up and shook some ibuprofen pills into my hand. Turned out to be the liquid peptobismol bottle.

      After getting the pills, I took a swig from a soda bottle to wash them down. Turned out to be tequila I had stored in there for margaritas and forgot about.

      Rough morning.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah, that would have me questioning my life choices.

      • Jarflax

        Tequila is often associated with questioning life choices.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Tequila is often associated with answering those questions, as well.

      • R C Dean

        Rough morning.

        See, I would have gone with “awesome”.

    • PieInTheSky

      I prep a cocktail for later by pouring a few fingers of Bourbon, some cherry juice, and some peach juice into my glass and tucking it into the freezer for later. – lame

      • l0b0t

        If I make it a la minute, I have to employ my cocktail shaker. That means using ice. I can’t waste the leftover ice, so I rinse it and fill my bong with it. I don’t want to take giant icy bong tokes EVERY morning. If, however, I leave the concoction in the freezer for a few hours, it turns into slushy goodness waiting for a ginger beer to make it perfect.

      • EvilSheldon

        Hold up, let me copy this down…

        ‘Bourbon, cherry juice, peach juice, ginger beer…’

      • PieInTheSky

        the lame part is putting cherry juice and peach juice in perfectly good bourbon

      • Jarflax

        I don’t get the sweet mixer thing. Neat, rocks, water, soda cover the whole spectrum of ways to drink whisk(e)y as far as I am concerned.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This. Do you wear a dress when you drink it?

        NTTAWWT. You girly man.

      • EvilSheldon

        I mean, your mom seems to like them. But that might just be that I’m the one making them…

    • pan fried wylie

      I recently stuffed a filter into the coffee maker without realizing the filter basket was in the dish drainer.

      Mr. Coffee prevailed.

    • R C Dean

      But victims by definition do not have social or political power.

      Bullshit. JFK was a victim. Did he not have power?

      I want to have power, and you cannot have power unless it is paired with responsibility.

      Now do the part where claiming victimhood gives you power over your accused oppressor.

    • EvilSheldon

      The reason that we don’t blame the victim is because it’s mean. Not because the victim isn’t sometimes an accessory to their own situation.

  49. pan fried wylie

    I know I wasn’t clear, but rates per day is a better measure of what’s happening.

    When it seems cases are clearly being tallied to the day they’re entered into whatever collection system localities are using to wrangle the data, rather than the day they were tested/diagnosed, I can’t see how this is possibly correct.

    • Jarflax

      Anyone who has ever had to look over the financial and customer data for a small business knows the biggest problem with any form of statistical analysis. Those actually entering the data neither understand, nor care about, the uses to which the data will be put, and that means that the dollar amounts are likely correct, as are the mailing addresses. The customer source code, the contact records, the dates, and everything else useful in analysis and prediction, but not in day to day operations is likely a mess.

      • leon

        OMG THIS^^^^

        Dealt with call center data for a job once, and talking with the manager i quickly realized how useless it was. The people actually generating the data are just trying to find the quickest way to finish the form.

    • whiz

      OK, I’m just getting back to this dead thread, but:

      Sometimes you see a spike due to a bunch of old cases getting reported, and those are just artifacts, but, for the most part as long as you average over some period (a week or longer) the data is a reasonable description of the trend (not counting the fact that some of the de,aths really aren’t due to COVID directly, but that’s a separate issue).