I think I need to have the AC checked.
As we all know, Mad Scientist fancies himself a “car enthusiast”, a “race car driver”, if you will. Life had a nasty little lesson for our intrepid Dale Earnhardt wannabe last weekend.
We’ve been regaled with stories of installing a switch for this doohickey, a dongle for that. All last week is was the traveling troubles of Mad Scientist’s new toolbox. The car won’t run right without it.
Fast forward, and we find “Cha Cha” Shirley Muldowney behind the wheel, ready to rain down some vengeance on the competition. Green Flag! We’re off!
Mad Scientist ran a masterful race. He lapped everyone in the field and was cruising to a victory until “the troubles”. How did the race end? With our beloved MS half a lap behind in second place. Why? You ask. All of this preparation? The mental calisthenics just to prepare for the ordeal? The new toolbox? Where did it all go wrong?!?
Yeah, it was hot, so during the race, the crew went into the air conditioned trailer and forgot to take the radio. As a result, our intrepid Jackie Stewart missed an opportunity to take advantage of a caution flag, leaving him the track to himself, as the rest of the field went to the pits, costing our now flailing friend a lap.
The moral of the story? You’re only as good as the people you surround yourself with.
And now, the links!
Great news for the US tour industry!
Any idea what the fat kid wants this time?
Ha ha! Made you look!
All right, which one of you did this?
Traffic looks a little heavy tonight.
Hey Brochetta?
Kiss it….
Oh, Spud? Tell me does this look like akshual blood to you- https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1275537246154784768
I gave you this first.
You are sloppy second, pal, and don’t even know it.
I even let you sleep for 2 minutes. You’re like that kid of John Force’s at the starting line.
off the meds again? Johnny! tell him what he won!!!!!
Yep. Came out of his head. Lots of blood vessels in the scalp.
Head cuts always look awesome, your like meh… and everyone else is freaking out…..
Pretty much. Spurting blood will always get my immediate attention.
Because you know the spurting proves he is still alive and you need to fire a second shot?
Center mass.
No want cuddle competition from the resident puss?
Tucker claims the FBI sent 15 agents to investigate #fakenoose. That seems unlikely, doesn’t it?
I can see some local FBI office doing that.
That is 100% how the FBI works. There’s plenty of levels of “agents”.
Why unlikely?
Dunno. Just reeks of overkill.
News stories elsewhere are reporting same number. I was a bit surprised.
The X-files lied to us.
How many FBI Agents dies it take to identify a door loop?
Fewer than the number of NASCAR drivers and mechanics.
“All right, which one of you did this?”
I saw that. It’s too stupid to be real.
Not to mention if one of us did it there would be a dick and balls sketch on there somewhere.
I love Racin’ but Cant stand High Heeled Boys, how can anyone like that pretentious crap?
/ IMO YMMV
As long as you dont mind their Low Spark.
*looks at music link*
Uh, Tres…
The later version was better quality. I originally had that version posted.
Winwood reminds me of another over hyped Steve,Miller
I like his piano playing- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwqsmNR_Q1M
And I like him in Spencer Davis. But you’re kinda right.
SD made you want to move, SW puts me to sleep,
Miller is an over rated something that happens to play guitar,
So you can’t roll with it?
I liked Blind Faith.
Especially this one.
Name one other song they did, without internet, I’ll wait…………..
I know that sounds Dickish, but remember SemiSonic? Closing time? followed by their next song………………………
Local guys, so I know them well!
Also Dan Wilson has become extremely wealthy writing Grammy winning songs for other people.
but I get your point.
That’s a fair point.
Here, have some Blind Melon instead!
Touche!
https://youtu.be/hblTcG_Aq04
Blind Melon Chitlin’
True faith is better.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI1S0PKJR8
That prospect, which would lump American visitors in with Russians and Brazilians as unwelcome, is a stinging blow to American prestige in the world and a repudiation of President Trump’s handling of the virus in the United States
You can’t even get through the second paragraph of most news articles these days. Who, what, when, where. Not anymore. Gotta through in your opinion immediately.
That’s because they know 9/10 people will do the same as you did, give up on the article by paragraph 2. The sad thing is I think 8 of those 9 subconsciously say…..”Ok, I know
what to thinkhow I feel about this now.”There’s a difference between clicking off because something is clearly biased and stop reading because you think you know full story. I feel the same way when I read Breitbart. All news is biased and always has been, just don’t make it so easy for me to spot it.
Exactly. Like you point out I think the old standard was ‘inform up front, then manipulate opinion’ whereas now they’ve pivoted to ‘tell them how to feel about it and then casually slip in some facts.’
It probably says as much about our attention spans in the modern age as it does about the state of journalism.
Used to be some people in MSM that would enjoy pointing out mistakes that their team was making. Only alternative media is doing that now.
Andrew Breitbart the man was interesting to listen to. The site he started is now an epic shitshow.
“My Little Pony Fans Are Ready to Admit They Have a Nazi Problem
Even a niche subculture built around magical cartoon horses is reckoning with racism.”
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/06/my-little-pony-nazi-4chan-black-lives-matter/613348/
I think I’ll just delete the internet.
Truly a wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy
I’m disappointed there weren’t examples, because the premise is hilarious, maybe even more so if true.
LONG LIVE DERPY HOOVES!
Look–if The Atlantic didn’t exist, we’d have to invent it (in its current form).
You posted a link to story that did a study to determine that straight women don’t like pussy.
Any idea what the fat kid wants this time?
Power back from his sister is my guess
My belief, based on opinion only (but its a strong opinion) is the Lil Sis is wearing the big boy pants these days. I think the Fat Feller is history. He’s been out of sight for too long and Sis is putting the moves on.
I think she would be swimming Big Boys Pants, just Say’n
“He’s always wanted to slow down the testing because the testing — when it’s in big numbers, when it’s accurate — it makes him look bad. I believe that’s called criminal negligence, when you say I’m not going to do the testing.
Trump makes joke about exactly this and Joy thinks he thinks exactly this.
What was the saying? The media takes Trump literally but not seriously, whereas his fans take him seriously but not literally? Yeah, that.
They mistake self-deprecating humor with self-defecating humor.
It IS some wacky shit.
He has said he’s serious. Don’t worry. By tomorrow he will deny it.
Has he? I only caught that joke he made in Tulsa and assume that is what Joy is referring to. I don’t listen much to Trump because he gives me a headache.
I can have a dry sense of humor. When somebody calls me on it and says “you must be joking” I come back with the same reply as Trump. Maybe he’s being serious, but I highly doubt it because I say the same kind of stuff.
No comment.
https://twitter.com/undeadscribe/status/1275573837376167947
So…blackface is okay again!?
I wonder what language Google translated that speech from?
Uhmmm….. She just outed herself as being a size queen to end all size queens.
She actually owns that thing.
Yes. This is what I noticed from that train wreck.
That is worse than a Ted link. Uncalled for.
Let’s not go crazy.
Hmmm…..maybe tell dungbat that?
TDS hits the mentally ill hardest.
More deep
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/29354516/west-virginia-dc-vic-koenning-placed-leave-following-allegations-mistreatment
College football coach placed on administrative leave because he called a player retarded. College says that it will not tolerate racism in any form.
If you believe that calling someone retarded is racist, the inescapable conclusion is that you yourself are a flaming racist. Because the only way to claim that that is racist is to believe that black people are inherently stupid. Otherwise it is not a race based insult.
To be honest, the whole statement is “We will not tolerate any form of racism, discrimination or bias on our campus, including our athletic programs,”
To be fair, how are retards getting into college unless they’re on the football team?
Based TedS.
+ Forrest Gump
+ Bobby Boucher
Basketball is a thing too.
THAT’S RAYCISS!!
You spelled ‘boring’ wrong.
I was going to post his message. It’s obvious he isn’t in school for his smarts:
Well then. There you go!
Society gets what it deserves when its sides with that.
I mean, I’m not perfect myself, but when you complain about someone calling you a retard during practice in a tweet where you misspell “overrules” as “over rules” such that it looks like you’re saying his heinous actions towards you were in regard to rules…
…Retardo Montalban.
When you complain publicly that your football coach called you a retard you are not just a retard you are a pussy, a snitch, and an all around failure as a man.
Well you cannot claim it is bias. And you cannot claim it is discrimination.
So no more SAT tests or any others, ’cause they may be discriminatory towards the athletes. Makes sense to me. West Virginia will only be having Education Majors from now on?
*Wince*
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1275578330247499778
I guess we can see who doesn’t read the comments.
I missed one, eh? Can’t blame me after you linked Gilbert O’Sullivan on me.
Not Gilbert O’Sullivan
Being investigated as a hate crime?
I liked your Korean BBQ article Straff, thanks!
You were the one that made heavy pics, low commentary a thing on Glibs. Thumbs up, Y man.
/Takes a humble bow
Why no blood down his face and neck?
https://www.registerguard.com/news/20200623/eugene-police-investigating-apparent-robbery-of-looter-during-may-29-riot
“victim”
LOOTERS!
Marjoe Gortner
Ahh Eugene!
I’m surprised no one mention his role, funny as a kid, way funnier now,
/IN SURROUND SOUND!
Once the county gets renamed, I’m sure the city will be next. White male pioneer? No way can that stand when it could be named Kywiyueit Gathering or some shit.
AND THE COVID!
The burglar got robbed. That should definitely be a high priority item for the cop’s.
So meta.
Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get da help!
Which one gets removed first?
Jerry West on NBA logo
Michael Jordan on the Air Jordan one
Bonus round
Brownface Klingons in TOS
Michael Dorn hardest hit,
Jerry West. No whites in the NBA.
And then the new name will be NWA.
https://twitter.com/adiz1r/status/1275115388787982338
A bald eagle just flew out of my ass.
And the bald eagle was blazing away with a 1911 when it came out! And eating a rare burger.
With Sealskin hubcaps!
Franklin Scrase
@FranklinScrase1
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@adiz1r
Rich, white, irresponsible, privileged and nationalist. Yah. That’s an America the whole world would like to see the back of.
We really are watching what Scott Adams calls “Two movies, one screen”. That is definitely not what I saw.
If they push too far, the pendulum isn’t going to be pretty,
go ahead, se what happens, I for am done with this BS
If any crap descends on my little town, it won’t be pretty, and I might not even need to bring my gun…..
“…go ahead, see what happens…”
Ah, Yusef, I believe the correct phrase is “fuck around and find out”
FAFO hats. Start makin’ ’em.
Well, except for the half that desperately wants in.
If you picture Beaker reading his tweet aloud it’s a better experience all around.
Wouldn’t a rich guy have an entire boat?
An antidote to fuckwit Francis, there:
A single, manly tear of patriotism just trickled down my cheek.
I spent the afternoon riding the dunes at Silver Lake, MI in an ORV. I am, of course, all ‘America, Fuck Yeah!!’ and only wish we could have figured out a way to bring a grill like that guy did. That was so much fun! Tourist dollars, well spent.
Anyone set up a Zoom meet for tonight?
You don’t want to look at me, Ghaaa
It’s a work night! Not that I participate…
Uuuh, BP, it is Tuesday.
So, enact some labor, or whatever we are supposed to say….
Meh. Meh I say!
/currently unemployed person
Just what a secret Nazi would say!
Bwaaaaa!
I will be in bed in less than 2 hours. 4 am comes early.
Anyone smell something? Smells like bitch to me.
Then Shower Bitch!
western, (and anyone else), I think this is the meet site. Don’t worry, it’s only good for 40 minutes if you or anyone else wants to join up, because I got the free client.
Because I’m cheap.
here,Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/74930516601?pwd=bStPMzdTSDk2SERLdUdhdHE2RXhsUT09
Meeting ID: 749 3051 6601
Password: 7pCUht
It was giving me a hard time. “Meeting number is invalid or some such.”
#MeToo
Maybe try this one: https://us04web.zoom.us/j/71635155941?pwd=OGR2U2RKRFNnN3c0VW0wT1ZsdTVndz09
Everyone’s invited – especially if you have tomorrow off.
Try my response to Yusef’s comment 22. Should work. I got some things I gotta do, but I could hand it off if you guys want.
Fridays and Saturdays.
Who said? I didn’t sign that contract….
I wish the zoom fad would fade out. I like interacting with you guys but I despise web conferences.
No one is showing up anyway, I’ll wait for a bit longer, so what if it’s Tuesday, maybe a different crowd,
See above.
ahh well, wait for better times and other people…
I think Yusef is trolling you.
Dunno. Looks like a garage rope to me.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/23/lapd-officer-says-tampon-was-put-in-his-starbucks-internet-says-no-way/
Looks like the drugs that fell out of his ass to me.
*Sigh* Looks like I’m gonna have to plop an original poem down and take the wrath of Topknotchretardo.
You could always just post in Japanese, which I can’t read.
Ha!
Was it used?
If it was used there should be DNA for the investigation.
Cop is lying his ass off, which … yeah, if you’re surprised by that you probably wouldn’t be posting here.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ep4vek/did-a-barista-put-a-tampon-in-a-cops-frappuccino-an-investigation
Hmm, the pictures of the test tampon and the cops picture actually look pretty similar to me. Not sure the article really debunks anything.
Yeah, well, there was probably bleach residue in his cup anyway…..
Titty Tuesday never fails.
http://archive.li/TfZxp
Lots of honorable mentions, but #3 and #40 are the ones who impair my judgement.
3 seems to be a chubby girl working the camera angles.
55 is thicc af.
I thought cops went to Dunkin?
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1275461358662889472
LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
Please tell me those signs were photoshopped. Or tell me the name of the parent that made the second and fourth signs, so I will know what to do if I ever find myself diagnosed with a terminal illness.
I’m guessing that’s photoshopped. It’s way too good to be true.
Zoom, if you want,
Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/74930516601?pwd=bStPMzdTSDk2SERLdUdhdHE2RXhsUT09
Meeting ID: 749 3051 6601
Password: 7pCUht
Try this one?
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/79879825916?pwd=TEcxRUdpck5kRkFpL1BPRzJDdVZpdz09
PW: 4wdqWk
or number: 343381
Due to multiple recent events, I propose mandatory rope tying testing.
I win a prize! dbEagle gets First though,
Words for our times:
I’d like to face the facts
But they’re changing every minute
And I’m sick of information
Well, I know the whole world
Is not out to get me
But I won’t be sleeping anymore
I might look terrible
but you’ll have to let me
’cause I won’t be sleeping anymore
No, I won’t be sleeping anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxsYYBZO6Q
OK, now I feel like Rory Dworkin, waiting for a friend,
The ultimate Karen. They have a poster for the “Chicago Authoritarian REporting Network”. (CAREN)
https://heyjackass.com/#
Europeans are such passive aggressive little bitches.
Western Europeans. Western European leaders. Western European leaders and their voters.
“….they were dismissive at the outset of the crisis, slow to respond to scientific advice and saw a boom of domestic cases as other parts of the world, notably in Europe and Asia, were slowly managing to get their outbreaks under control.”
Way to go to rewrite how things went down. Health officials in several countries – including Canada – downplayed it (and quite frankly, I think their initial hunch was more correct than wrong. They could have moved quicker and isolate the elderly and be more surgical and let the stupid run through the rest of the population to achieve antibodies or whatever it is to get to herd immunity. Instead, they wanted to ‘stop the spread’ by locking down and in doing so just delayed the whole thing) and they weren’t following science. But they did react to manipulated and faulty data to OVER REACT with a lockdown.
I’m not so sure where they get off talking this way given Belgium, UK, Spain, Sweden, France, Netherlands, Ireland, Italy (with Switzerland being slightly better) to be worse than the US on a per case/death basis.
Cheese surrendering monkeys.
are worse.
Bill ‘I’m so woke Rapinoe wants to fuck me’ Simmons is about to be cancelled.
At least he’s going down swinging. He starts something and they destroy it.
This is how Wokism works you gutless virtue-signallers.
Kimmel, Simmons….and the beat goes on.
Up here people are getting cancelled too.
Apparently we all have to step aside and give a job to a minority because white privilege. What white employees at the CBC who push this agenda don’t realize is their on the chopping block but don’t realize it. If they have no problem taking down Wendy Mesley they’ll take down a useless hack like Rosemary Barton in no time.
they’re.
Wow. On the ball tonight.
America: They’re coming for the Memorials and Mount Rushmore. If there’s no push back, this is the next logical step.
FFS Talcum X just said Jesus is open game. Hello.
I was going to reply but I fell like even typing certain words is a bad idea. Seems like the goal has been met and history is forgotten.
Isn’t Kimmel going to survive because he is one of the cool guys?
Stay tuned. I was waiting for them to get around to The Man Show.
I don’t think they can hurt Corolla like they can Kimmel though.
Corolla would wear it as a badge of honor and his fees would go up.
With regard to the “restored” Virgin Mary painting, the Kate McKinnon SNL sketch where she plays the old lady who “restored” a fresco of Jesus.
I find her hilarious in this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VD5320zsvlQ
That was good. I like McKinnon.
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!
Nah. It was funny.
Hard to stay ahead of the derp
https://twitter.com/Chesschick01/status/1275591356459757569?s=19
It’s gotten to where this isn’t funny anymore. Stop the ride, mister, I want to get off.
I welcome SMOD.
gotten includes Gott and therefore is hateful toward atheists, and women because it is masculine
this is sexist because it contains his and no, where does not make up for it becase the her is sandwitched by we and thus women are only valued as part of a grouping
funny is homophobic because it has been used to describbe gay behavior
anymore is looking to the past when there was slavery
Stop contains top which is a stereotypical reference to male dominance
the contains he, sexist
ride is a veiled reference to male sexual dominance over women.
mister is simultaneously sexist, racist because it is related to master, and transphobic
I want to get off is your subconsious rape culture escaping.
Cancelled.
Oh thank heavens, the rain is on the radar. Hopefully the heat will break when it passes.
At the very least it should wash off my car.
I’ve taken to sleeping in the afternoons to avoid being out in the hottest part of the day.
How’s everyone else doing?
Do you have a basement? If you do, you could try a fan at the bottom of the stairs to blow some cool air up. Or fill the bathtub with ice and turn yourself into a human slushie.
I do not have an in-house entrance to the basement.
And I really don’t like the ice idea.
Buy a couple more window units, or a powerful one and run a dedicated circuit. You can get 12,000 btu window units.
Do you really need two kidneys? 🙂
Yes.
In fact, I might acquire a few spares.
No, but after my annual doctor’s visit, apparently I need an extra liver.
I’d make a joke, but after watching a friend go through liver failure and a transplant last year, I won’t.
I think with livers you can just carve a bit off a fresh one and implant. We’ve got some Mormons around 😉 😉
Yo- my liver so black & fat, it coulda starred in ‘Precious’
Nice, Tres. just nice.
Seriously though, my doctor said knock it off or you will need a transplant. Of course nursey wife said, “you ain’t gettin’ a transplant if you’re still drinkin’.”
I’ll donate.
Sorry Tardis, hope things get better.
Donate?? Auction it off to the highest bidder and you can tell all your PITA clients to pound sand!
Selling one’s organs is illegal. *haughty sniff*
But if someone wishes to make my life financially better after the fact, I won’t turn it away …
@ Mojo: To Me?? I’m flattered. Maybe I’ll be able to write a coherent sentence complete with proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Also, you’re an organ whore. I wish to to touch your virgin…liver.
@Salted: Thanks, I just need to go back to work. I mostly drink because I’m bored, and lately, lazy.
My AC cut out last week so we were reliant on windows and fans. Lucky for us, the repair was done this morning before it really got hot.
Glad your AC is back.
It’s on the list of things I really wouldn’t want to give up.
Only mid-70s here but the humidity is brutal.
What is up with the temperatures? It’s 83 here (down from a high of somewhere in the 90s)
Klimate krisis.
NYC is next to the ocean, that moderates the temperature compared to inland.
Don’t be silly, you’re not allowed to point out things I already know.
AC out?
I can only cool one room, so I picked the bedroom.
I’m not sure the fat kid is in touch with reality.
We’re about 30 comments and there is only one mention of men with cats dating story? I think we can do better.
I may be out of touch with reality too. What is the truthiness level of the Mad Scientist race story?
No idea. I was wondering the same thing.
I did my part.
Truthiness is from the horseys mouth himself.
Thanks.
Did someone buy a greeting card that we are all supposed to sign? Or do we just avoid making eye contact with him and not mention it?
I thought men who rescue cats always have women drooling on the comments section.
I thought the women liked guys who aren’t ashamed to love a cat, but maybe it has to be the “rescue” part too.
In other words, bitches who look for men online be crazy and love drama.
bitches who look for men online be crazy and love drama
*prays silently, “Please don’t die before me and leave me to the crazy bitches.”*
It ain’t confined to the interwebs.
I know! If the horror stories I hear are only half true. ?
Which is preferable: Crazy, or, Lazy?
Discuss.
Lazy will only make you wish you were dead. Crazy will make it so.
The contra to that is that, with crazy, you, at least, get some fun out of it. Probably.
A buddy and I have started sharing what we call HOA Karen posts from our neighborhood face derp groups. Amazing how much passive aggressiveness there is. Today he sent me the best post yet. Apparently a Karen called the cops on another neighbor because her underaged daughter told her that a neighbor stared at her and talked to her. That guy is gonna have a hard time shaking off the neighborhood creeper label.
Pics?
Jugsy does that, and I tried to warn her of it’s toxicity. That why I dont do any social media.
Is he a perv?
I bet there aren’t many Karens in a subsistence economy. If she were being pursued by apex predators while also procuring food and water for her family/social group, she wouldn’t have time to dream up this crap.
Is Joy Behar mentally defective?
What the frick? She’s looking for trouble because she’s ignorant and scared? Deaths are down 90% since their highs!
And here’s her husband:
https://idolpersona.com/joy-behar-husband-steve-janowitz-facts
Could you imagine this guy coming up to you scolding you?
A shnook and a cuck. GTFOH.
Do even lefties like to hear her? Her voice is painful to listen to and there is zero logic or profound words coming from her.
Please go to a rough neighborhood and film this guy getting a beat down.
Can you imagine them coming up on each other?
/ducks, runs away
I think you summoned HM.
Just as Poseidon summons the Kraken.
My link to zoom in comment 22 is working. Join if you want.
Early big lead for AOC. What in the hell is in the water in Queens/Bronx?
Envy and spite. Spite and envy.
Soma
Most voters in that district don’t vote.
Especially in primaries.
When Covid and white supremacy converge:
https://nypost.com/2020/06/23/oregon-county-issues-face-mask-order-exempting-non-white-people/
I think we’re done.
What’s your problem? Urban faces are just as sanitary as white faces.
In fact, urban marchers need maintain only 3/5 of the social distance as whites do.
Soon they’re gonna get their own water fountains to drink from!
You know, I’m no lawyer, but if that isn’t unconstitutional then nothing is.
Me either, but there’s that 1 amendment after the 13th…
“For many black people, deciding whether or not to wear a bandanna in public to protect themselves and others from contracting coronavirus is a lose-lose situation that can result in life-threatening consequences either way,”
Ummm…..a ‘bandana’? To protect against COVID?
Oregon, did someone pour Brain AIDS into your Kool-Aid?
Not like those cloth masks are much better.
::Pulls slum aside::
Dude–I thought that was a given around here.
So they want minorities to die? Sounds, you know, like something …
Welp. Zoom timed us out. Sorry BP and lobot.
Well, we can try again. If you have too much stuff to do, I understand. Also, L0b0t and random insomniacs: https://us04web.zoom.us/j/79745686112?pwd=WDd6ckhkSWJYbS9ZRmRSQTFDOE4zZz09
Now you can get your stuff done. Nice talking to you and L0b0t.
Laundry day, so no problem. Try clicking that link above again.
Just circling…
The Cult. Not Fire Woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=UEtNAQ2sTD8&feature=emb_logo
For those who don’t want a YT. Text.
https://newdiscourses.com/2020/06/cult-dynamics-wokeness/
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So one of use must die. I choose you. Sorry, I just want to live, have fun, and enjoy life. Fuck you! Bye.
It’s not like they were really enjoying life anyway and what’s the point if you don’t enjoy it?
Yup. I said exactly this a few weeks ago, that you see Progressive pop psych in destructive religious cults (also, in rehab programs, which are often just as destructive.)
This must be a really bright dude to agree with me so well… 😉
Who did the music, Gene Roddenberry?
http://archive.li/su4ZK/51fbb6d502dd83f25d6e64f85849334ba3c3f698.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/xIn3d/7252b09afc71ac90e52457f7fb6bb41b5e51d8f5.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/vkkXt/a07616f2cda9e33c637f05250b6e3158038c89f6.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/NmjdC/56d6011db4b40394e8c10bc61e93f96cf4a5e1f9.jpg
NSFW.
Off to my bunk.
Off to Wendy’s to buy her a bacon double cheeseburger.
She is a babe. Dang.
If Americans and Russians are not allowed to travel to Europe, I guess I have to sneak in as a common-law partner of a Hungarian. The plan is still on.
Just call them racists. It works here, and “we’re” trying to emulate the EU (for some reason).
Da Tovarich
It’s hard to know who to root for in this one.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/06/23/watch-as-a-mostly-peaceful-protester-from-the-black-house-autonomous-zone-makes-a-running-tackle-at-nbc-news-andrea-mitchell/
I….wha……huh? Did a tranny just try to run up on a reporter? Is that what I’m seeing?
I’m not sure. First I thought it is a woman. Then I thought it’s a man. Whoever it is, I’m sure xer is confused.
not the only one…..
Uh, I mean, uh….what a phreak!
It. Was. Cognitive. Dissonance.
https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/1275608611276730368
https://twitter.com/MrO_55/status/1275609236572012544
Heh. The emperor is not only naked, but hung.
This whole episode is weird. No photo of the “noose.” It wasn’t Wallace who found it and we still don’t know who did. I can’t tell if NASCAR is claiming there were no cameras in the area.
I’m just going to blame Jussie Smollet and call it a day.
I thought there was a pic of it…well, a still from video. Then again, I know there is at least one pic of one of these ‘loops’ on a garage door in one of the pits, somewhere…
Point is, there seems to be plenty of merit to the defense that these loops are common at some (if not most) of the tracks.
No doubt. I just find the hazy reporting incredible.
“Hazy” is both accurate, and, charitable.
I’ve seen dozens and dozens of those loops on the end of garage door pulls. That the FBI is sending in a bunch of agents to investigate one is shockingly laughable, even on today’s climate of idiocy.
More photos.
https://twitter.com/realDSteinberg/status/1275645895745458177
The racists are everywhere. *Cradles cognitive dissonance, caresses its head*
There is a guy at the corner mart where I buy beer that occasionally will go on a chem trail rant. If I provoke him I can get one of the rants at will. His best guess is that it is a means to control the weather and/or some type of mind control. When I see this type of story I realize that chem trail dude is far more common than I previously thought.
Dude, they’re just seeding the clouds with COVID, to keep the infection numbers high, and, ergo, the country compliant with their ordaksrrhgabnjdfbndflknnhlkbhbamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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*squints suspiciously*
I knew it.
FINALLY! Somebody here who gets it!
Up to this morning I thought a noose was a specific style of slip-knot. This morning I learned that it was any rope like thing with a loop in it.
Since I learned my one thing for the day I guess I can go back to bed 1 hour after waking up.
Are you saying you are not woke enough yet?
Apparently, I’m so not woke I’m in a coma.
When they go low, we go high.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/06/23/pelosi-senate-republicans-trying-get-away-with-george-floyd-murder/
What the frick….? Did she catch the Biden, or, something??
Fuck the GOP for not demolishing QI.
Yup. They can’t live on PD endorsements alone.
Completely agree. Let’s see if one of them brings it up in a separate bill.
BTW–not to go all toledo here, but, I have no idea what’s going on in the racer talk, up top. Did I miss something? There seems to be some information missing, and then, a bunch of famous racer name-dropping.
Heheheh…”dropping”
As long as you don’t make a huffy last post about how everyone is sucky and doesn’t say the right things back.
Mad Scientist is Richard Petty’s nom de Glib.
Here–watch some diecast rally racing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdkXtcLk0A
I blame UCS.
Well, you should!
Hooray, everybody in WA gets to wear masks in public.
It’s been “the law” in MA since the beginning of May. It’s not enforced. I’ve never worn one outdoors. I’m doing everything possible not to wear it anywhere indoors: Costco, CVS, Saks Fifth Avenue, IKEA, grocery stores. All of them. The employees don’t care.
Hell, the Costcos around here, in N. Texas, are requiring masks. So, if you’ve been able to ‘get away’ w/o one, kudos to you!
I take it off as soon as I pass the bouncer at Costco. The cashiers don’t care.
Huh….even so, it’s still impressive. I haven’t tried that, and, the vibe I’ve had when visiting is that the cashiers would definitely say something, if a roving Karen (M or F) didn’t shriek first.
Yeah my local Costco requires them. There is lots of sloppy usage inside.
I stayed away from Costco for about a month. I went in last week without a mask and no one said anything, but the other night the 15-year-old at the door told me to one on.
Ugh, they are recycling the claim that the hospitals are going to run out of capacity.
HO LEE SHIIIIT!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2mfNVB0F4A
Chafed…you gotta see this.
God damn. Hell of a shoot.
Inorite?!? That just went down in an instant. And, so did Mac the Knife.
Whoa. That was nerve wracking. That vet was really calm considering what just happened.
I think he had contusions/whatnot from the beating. And/or possibly mentally slow, or, on something. He seemed to be very slow, like he was dazed. But, that’s likely why knifey was targeting him, anyway. He may have been cray-cray, but, he’s still a criminal, and knew enough to go after vulnerable people.
But, damn, that WAS nerve-wracking.
In alternate reality white house.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbQCl9EXgAAwgpj?format=jpg&name=large
A Don J man! Damn right, John.
Damn right.
If we had had this instead, things might be better out here.
I can’t find this actual frame as a solitary image, so indulge the linkage (::snickers::) https://youtu.be/lT4bnDiYQi8?t=620
Isn’t that one of the creepiest political pics around? Just the narcissistic framing of him, with his half-grin head shot in the background.
It’s Warholian, really. I hope those cops sue the ever-loving shit out of him and his office.
The guy appears to be a flaming narcissist.
So, just how intelligent does someone have to be to get a JD? Is it a rigorous process, or, did this guy maybe go through a diploma mill? He doesn’t seem like an effective litigator, yet, here he is.
On topic song for MS?
https://gfycat.com/unlawfulrequiredgoa
https://www.foxnews.com/us/protesters-attack-wisconsin-state-senator-in-chaotic-night-at-capitol-report
When cheddarheads attack.
Dude got clobbered by PAWG.
Yikes!
Morning, Sean & Scruffy. I’m going to reserve judgment on the quality of the morning pending more information, but I HOPE yours are good.
The rain is just passing through – but the high is still supposed to be in the mid 80s 🙁
And I need to do laundry again.
We’ve had some rain lately, but luckily it seems to have held off long enough after the chimney repair guys came back yesterday and applied waterproofing to our just-repaired chimney. So now that’s done – yay! Now I have to pay the balance due – yay? Then we need to call the plaster repair guy to take care of the plaster damaged by the leaky chimney…
What was that about a second round of Trumpbucks?
Mornin’
At work now. ?
Our “Five-day telecommuting pilot” has been extended to October 2nd, followed by a farcical phased return plan where fractions of the workforce are in the office at any given time. I wanted to yell at these people for being stupid.
Yowza.
Just in time for flu season!
Sky broadcasting in the UK put trigger warnings on a bunch of movies for inappropriate racial portrayals, Aladdin, Aliens, and Trading Places among others:
https://boundingintocomics.com/2020/06/22/uk-tv-broadcaster-sky-adds-trigger-warnings-to-several-films-including-aliens-and-both-versions-of-disneys-aladdin/
This list should serve as a good starter point for the eventual required bannings. Get to it lefties.
Is Aliens now supposed to be Undocumented Extraterrestrials?
That link led me to multiple stories about the thorough destruction of Doctor Who and the resulting freefall of its viewership ratings, both in the UK and US.
Nonhispanic playing Hispanic (Vasquez).
So now I guess when an actor goes out for a role, they must provide a resume, professional photos, and their 23andMe profile.
Dr. Who fanboi from waaay back (like, the 70’s), but GT and I could find absolutely nothing redeeming about the current Dr. Terrible writing, rampant virtue signaling, another damn unintelligible Scot in the lead role, lame plots, I could go on but you’ll thank me if I don’t. This whole series has been a bitter disappointment.
HaHa!
/Nelson point & laugh
16% audience score at Rotten Tomatos. I’m surprised it’s that high.
There are always some people on each side who will most either a 10/10 or 0/10 without having watched. I have to assume some politically motivated 10/10 reviews.
See what happens when you hire soap opera writers to do science fiction under the direction of an idiot?
2020 – The year Democrats killed gun control (and old people).
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/like-locusts-gun-owners-stripping-shelves-of-guns-and-ammo-nationwide/
You can get a gun no problem, you just get prosecuted like a mofo if you justifiably use it depending on who you shoot.
It’s like when a Karen Cop slips on the ice while chasing some punks. I know I shouldn’t laugh but I still do.
Any rope with a loop is a noose! Bubba Wallace doubles down after it turns out the ‘noose’ was a rope for pulling down the garage door and has had a loop in it for months, you know to grab onto.
Was it actually a noose or was it a loop? A noose wouldn’t be the best knot to use as a handhold it doesn’t seem.
Nobody would tie a slipknot for that purpose. This whole episode has been bullshit from the get-go and shame on his fellow NASCAR drivers for playing along with the charade just for woke points and ratings.
Shitweasel status confirmed.
Yeah, he might be done.
Next up, Fly Fishing is racist!
Only a rich, effette Whitey would fish in that manner!
j/k I’m poor as fuck but it is the most satisfying method of catch and release. Tiny hooks, barbless. Plus you tie your own and plot the capture during the Winter.
What a dickhead. I used to hope he could break into being a top 10 racer – he seemed like a good guy, solid enough driver, but this? Fuck him.
Now they’ve gone too far. This is fargin’ war!
https://nypost.com/2020/06/23/big-porn-cashes-in-on-racism-and-anti-semitism/
The company insists it has an “extensive team” of moderators dedicated to viewing every video uploaded for illegal content
Are they hiring?
Sounds great but I’d get bored and quit after about five minutes.