Tuesday night post of openess

by | Jun 30, 2020 | Fun | 390 comments

Everyone on this site.

 

There’s a lot of shite going on in the world. Very much stress pent up. Use this open post to vent, talk about completely banal meaningless crap to take your mind off it, or whatever. Glibs is a refuge from the insanity(the annoying kind, not our affectionate, dysfunctional kind).

 

And we have .38 Special. Why just one drummer when you can have two?

 

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat β€œL”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

390 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Make Firsting Great Again!

    • pistoffnick

      Sounds dirty.

  2. Don Escaped the Quality Department

    ugliest guitars of all time
    3 Mosrite
    2 Les Paul Jr series
    1 Hamer

    • LJW

      Anything Brian Eastwood… Especially the Bender Distortocaster

    • Old Man With Candy

      Wait, I had a Les Paul Jr. Looked like a single pickup SG and played like a dream. This is ugly, why, exactly?

      • Don Escaped the Quality Department

        you might have a decent one; I’m just pulling this out of my ass based on a few revolting samples (collectivism!)

        the double cutaways seem pretty bad to me, but probably the pickguards hit me as especially horrifying

        a list of prettiest guitars of all time would have been more productive

    • blackjack

      I don’t mind a LP Jr., but man that’s a good looking Explorer! I have a LP Melody Maker. It looks like a skinny LP, with double p-90’s and it’s a little too light and breezy for me. I like the LP chunky feel/sound.

      That said, The Ibanez Paul Stanley is fucking fugly.

    • Timeloose

      I have a instinctual aversion to the look of a acoustic guitar. I always did but I don’t know why.

      But I like the look of a telecaster and rickenbocker.

  3. Don Escaped the Quality Department

    Why Detroit Residents Pushed Back Against Tree-Planting

    A couple of African-American women Carmichael talked to linked the tree-planting program to a painful racist moment in Detroit’s history, right after the 1967 race rebellion, when the city suddenly began cutting down elm trees in bulk in their neighborhoods. The city did this, as the women understood it, so that law enforcement and intelligence agents could better surveil their neighborhoods from helicopters and other high places after the urban uprising.

    The government obviously trimmed back on the tree-cutting when they found out that they could just kill blacks with AIDS?

    I’m related to a bunch of hillbillies: the stories they read into things are amazing, creative to a way I could never devise, and self-deluding in astonishingly destructive ways.

    • Hyperion

      I had a conversation with a Eco-Nazi once that turned hilarious. This was back when they were still on ‘plant trees!’ instead of ‘cut down all the trees to install solar panels!’. Seriously folks, make up your mind.

      Anyway, after he told me what I need to do to make a difference, I asked him ‘Have you ever been to Maryland? Because if you have, you know there is not any damn place to put any more fucking trees. There is not a single fucking square inch of the state that is not covered with building or roads, that there is not already a tree. What the fuck do you want? Everyone has to move out so we can plant more trees? 99% of the goddamn state is already completely devoid of humans and covered with trees’.

      • peachy rex

        I suspect that 99% of “environmentalists” rarely set foot outside of cities. This is in fact a very green and empty country.

  4. Aloysious

    .38 Special. Teenage me loved Southern Rock.

    Still listen to that genre every once in a while. What happened to Molly Hatchet is just sad.

    Got to be live on the radio twice. One of the two times was to request a Hatchet song.

    • Rhywun

      That’s a great song and I’m indifferent to Southern Rock.

    • LJW

      The one problem I have with Southern rock, is that it created the drunk guy who yells out “play Free Bird!”, even if the band isn’t taking requests.

      • Aloysious

        That drunk guy is everywhere. Sometimes even in the band.

        Looking at you, Jeff Keith of Tesla.

      • westernsloper

        Most of us drunks just yell that because it is funny. To us. At the time. Because we are drunk assholes.

      • Aloysious

        Years ago was at a concert featuring a local band. The lead singer, a black guy, asked for requests. Being slightly drunk, I yelled out, “Still of the Night”. He looked right at me and said, “No way. We’re scared of White Snakes.”

        We shared a laugh.

      • J. Frank Parnell
    • Hyperion

      I love all those guys. First band I played in was a tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

      • Hyperion

        Also, Outlaws, I saw all of them in Concert in Cincy and Dayton.

      • blackjack

        Better .38 Special

      • Hyperion

        I like this better:

        Travelin Man

      • blackjack

        That is good! Gutsy move naming it the same as his brother’s song, too.

      • Aloysious

        Oh yeah. Wore that album out.

  5. pistoffnick

    It was 74 degrees F and 78% humidity in the shop today. Rivers of sweat. IN PLACES RIVERS OF SWEAT SHOULD NOT BE.

    • Rhywun

      73 and 77 here. Same as last night except the wind was coming from the wrong direction so I couldn’t alleviate it with a fan.

    • Crusty Juggler

      …pics…?

    • kinnath

      Yesterday it hit 92 with a dew point just above 78 degrees. That’s about the worst it can get here.

      Today was a mild 87 degrees with a dew point of 74.

    • Sean

      I think they lost me at the beginning of season 8.

      • Chafed

        Amen.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Yeah…points for creativity, I suppose. But, it hasn’t really been all that fresh in a while.

        IOW: Just make with the Pam tittays.

  6. Aus

    Just returned from vacation in St. Pete, FL

    Awesome, I might have to move there. Had a few great bar nights before the covid nazis shut down the fun.

    Or is there a City right now where it’s warm, with beautiful water, and bars/restaurants that are packed with people? I still have more PTO to use up and plane tix and hotels are still hella cheap.

    • westernsloper

      Spud’s 38 Special took me back to a former life when I lived in a trailer house in Ft Pierce FL. Broke as fuck and we owned one record and that was 38 special. Good times. I would love to move back to FL. I would check the islands. Are Turks and Caicos on lock down? Anywhere in the Caribbean would be worth searching out right now.

    • LemonGrenade

      The Wisconsin Dells was packed with people when we were there yesterday, and I enjoyed my first sit down indoor dining experience since March 13 there. After having visited, I’m convinced the Dells are Gatlinburg with waterparks instead of Dollywood.

      • Stillhunter

        We’re headed to a campground in the Dells the first week in August. Lived in Wi and MN all my life and never actually stayed in the Dells. Frankly I’ve never wanted to. Loads of people. Expensive. Water parks aren’t my thing either. Driven by on I-90 hundreds of times. My wife’s family decided to have their family reunion there this year. They always stay at a campground. We used to get pretty rowdy, but my wife and i are the youngest (she’s one of eight siblings) in our late 40s, so it’s much less now.

      • LemonGrenade

        We were at the KOA there and when we arrived, our neighbors had been drinking since 11am. The campground was good about settling down once quiet hours were in effect, but there was definitely plenty of partying going on. The Dells themselves (the rock formations) are really pretty, though. I thought it was a worthy stop.

      • Stillhunter

        I agree about the rock formations. Glad you enjoyed them. There are hidden gems like that all over Sconnie, but they don’t have the grandeur of some other places.

        The years we were most rowdy was at a relative’s cabin on a lake in northern WI, so we didn’t bother folks in a campground. The neighbors on the other hand…

      • LemonGrenade

        Yeah, I straight up just enjoyed looking out the window on the drive through the state. Wisconsin is gorgeous.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I was out at the park in Little Elm TX this afternoon. The beach on the lakeshore was packed, the restaurants were open, it was 93*, and everybody was having a great time. Not quite a destination city, but not bad for a 20 minute drive.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Trashy; gotta plan a meet-up. It’s obviously hot as ballz in our area, but, there are still some fairly nice places around. That “beach front” there is LE is nice-lookin’, but a crowd magnet.

    • robc

      Charleston restaurants aren’t packed, but they are open. Well, some of them. The beach ones are all open. Downtown is hit or miss. Although a mask law is going into effect today, so YMMV going forward. It doesn’t apply to places you can stay 6 ft away, like beaches, it is for indoor “public” properties. Not sure how restaurants are going to work, I think it might be like NC where you have to wear them until you get to the table.

  7. Gustave Lytton

    I’m tired of arguing over misordered material at work and trying to get someone who doesn’t seem to be clicking that it’s the wrong stuff. “You didn’t get the stuff I ordered?” “You ordered the wrong part numbers” “So you didn’t get the material I ordered?”

    I’m just going to receipt the delivery, throw it in a corner, and pull it out later if it’s ever needed. Fuck the budgets and fuck the right parts.

  8. OneOut

    What’s Special is being poster …..

    16th.

    That requires timing.

    Not just refreshing.

    • OneOut

      Ha!

      Victory !

  9. Sean

    My plates & carrier shipped today. Ordered April 16th. ?

    • pistoffnick

      Blame it on Rio Covid

      • KSuellington

        Another movie that could never be made today. Saw it a few months back and it’s still hilarious and highly inappropriate.

      • Ted S.

        Demi Moore has very strategically-placed hair.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Mine were delivered last week. It was worth the wait. I talked them and was told it took a little longer because they had to refuse a steel shipment that didn’t hold up to their quality control process.

      I saw they have a 3 month wait now quoted for plates on top of a 20% price increase from April.

  10. Crusty Juggler

    I have a constant hankerin’ for left-wing natural deodorant-wearing ladies.

    • straffinrun

      Natural deodorant?

      • Sean

        Hippies.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Toms 4 lyfe!

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Just wait ’til those ladies introduce him to their other “homemade” concoctions…

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Ewww….

    • westernsloper

      +1 crystal

  11. Don Escaped the Quality Department

    I seldom learn anything, but I find the noise of listening to some fellow travelers live comforting in a way that reading doesn’t. It’s fun to hear whether people have grace or style on the fly. As long as people are mostly intellectually honest, I don’t need to agree with them much more than 70% to enjoy them. In a weird way they seem like friends. And some structures are important in and of themselves: the interview, the roundtable, and the formal debate.

    Jonah Goldberg and David French: there’s a redundant set of Remnant broadcasts that I like. I don’t worship conservatives, and these two have their awkwardnesses, but they’re a great source of fair critique . . . of the right and the DJT45 administration.

    Reason diaspora: Fifth Column is my favorite (seldom serious but my favorite views/slants). Gillespie’s interview is technically solid and has great guests. The Roundtable is fun. The Soho Forum debates seldom settle anything or even touch on anything important, but the form is worth preserving.

    This is what I listen to driving around.

    • Chafed

      You are more generous to Gillespie than I am. He often has great guests and interesting topics. He needs to be quiet long enough for them to speak.

      I haven’t listened to any Remnant podcasts but I have enjoyed those hosts when they have been guests on other podcasts.

      The other stuff, I agree.

  12. Crusty Juggler

    I don’t see the sexual appeal of a woman’s foot, but I do understand the thrill of walking up behind an unsuspecting woman and smelling her hair.

    • Rebel Scum

      Sleepy Joe, is that you?

    • Rhywun

      it’s time for you to be uncomfortable

      Pretty much the defining feature of leftist, post-modern claptrap.

      • Lackadaisical

        until they move on from uncomfortable to something worse.

        Also, I would think many of those guys have already been uncomfortable enough. I thought they were an opposed minority and all.

        Lastly, I thought this was going to be about white bears, and I couldn’t think of any besides polar bears.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Yeah, a lot of polar bears are in zoos outside of the arctic circle, so they probably are already pretty uncomfortable.

    • Tulip

      That’s funny

  13. Crusty Juggler

    Why don’t we start eating the fuck out of wild boar?

    • slumbrew

      Pappardelle al Cinghiale is delicious.

      I’m doing my part!

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Personally I’d rather eat more cougars.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Mmm-hmm!

  14. Old Man With Candy

    I was talking with someone who, in the context of masks, used the mantra, “Believe the scientists!” I pointed out that in the company I work for, everyone in Marketing had masks on. Everyone in Production had masks on. Everyone in Accounting had masks on. Everyone in Shipping and Receiving had masks on.

    Do you know where no-one had masks on? Yep, Research and Development, where ALL THE SCIENTISTS ARE.

    • Sean

      L
      O
      L

    • Crusty Juggler

      Excuse me, masks save lives.

      • Sean

        Apparently, so do gloryholes.

      • Crusty Juggler

        The feeling of simultaneously not being able to see the woman behind the wall while feeling her hands and lips and tongue and rough stubble against my turgid member helps me wake up in the morning.

      • Ted S.

        As if you ever have a turgid member.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Stubble? Must be Greek.

      • Gadfly

        Stubble? Must be Greek.

        Crusty just wants some Greek love

    • Lackadaisical

      sounds like someone needs a visit from the experts. incidentally all the biologists i know also don’t bother with the masks. one literally works on making vaccines (and is a flaming liberal even) and the other does cancer research.

      • mrfamous

        It’s just stunning. That the masks were nonsense was common knowledge in the medical research community for decades up until about one month ago. That’s why both Fauci and the Surgeon General told people early on to knock it off with the masks shit.

        But that’s the problem with Democracy: when 51+% of the population is wrong, 100% of the population has to pay the consequences.

    • Drake

      We can go back to Times Square for a peep show and cheap hooker?

      • Ted S.

        Why go to New York when you can have Winston’s mom?

    • Hyperion

      You gotta get rid of the cops. You need to look it up, Mr Cuomo… I mean, Mr Wokeblasio.

    • Rebel Scum

      Mayor Phony is trying to make Richmond dangerous again, as well.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’ll be back to good old 1970s Death Wish New York in no time. Somebody call Paul Kersey.

      • Timeloose

        +1 sock full of quarters.

      • Jarflax

        You Goetz what you asks for.

    • KSuellington

      Can you dig it?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Warriors, come out and plaa aay

  15. westernsloper

    I think I am going to buy a used Subaru Forester XT. When I mentioned it at work I got called a lesbian. The only thing I am wondering is if I have grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

    • Crusty Juggler

      You are a lesbian. I wish you and the dogs, or as you call them, “your children,” well.

      • westernsloper

        I will be needing your personal details to include in my lawsuit.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I’m a Kentucky librarian.

        Come for me motherfucker.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        I didn’t know you worked in a liquor store!

      • DenverJ

        I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

    • Ted S.

      Truth is a defense.

    • pistoffnick

      My family owns 4 Foresters. Head gaskets are an issue. You pretty much have to pluck the engine to replace them. Do-able. But not fun. Other than that they are pretty good cars

      • westernsloper

        What kind of mileage did the head gaskets go?

      • pistoffnick

        So far only 1 0f 4 (at 90k). About a $900 fix in my neck of the woods. I didn’t have time to do it myself.

      • westernsloper

        This thing has 216 grand it’s a 2005 needs a few things but I have cash on hand and the price of gas is going up so I need a cheap driver. The Excursion is killing me.

      • kinnath

        About 110K miles for my wife’s when we replaced both head gaskets (one was leaking; replaced both).

    • Gadfly

      I think I am going to buy a used Subaru Forester XT. When I mentioned it at work I got called a lesbian.

      That’s the least of your worries. From what I hear, Subaru owners have a higher than average likelihood of ending up in horror-movie type situations.

      At least you’ll die driving a decent vehicle.

    • EvilSheldon

      My Forester XT was a complete fucking lemon. The head gasket was about the only thing I didn’t have to replace.

      • Gender Traitor

        Really sorry to hear that. Tom T’s Forester (not an XT AFAIK) has been a champ. Got us from OH to NM & back, likewise up to MI’s UP & back. My Impreza has been reliable, too, for my daily crosstown commute. ::vigorously knocks on wood::

  16. Drake

    Tucker is talking to the St. Louis gun couple. This should be fun.

    • Sean

      ⬆

    • Don Escaped the Quality Department

      reckon what talking to Tucker pays?

    • westernsloper

      Is Tucker recommending local ranges for training? That video made me cringe hard.

      • Lackadaisical

        well, he had trigger discipline at least.

      • Drake

        More interested in the local commie prosecutor who wants to charge them.

  17. Timeloose

    My site and my development group passed our ISO audit without any non-conformances. It’s frustrating while it is going on, but good once it is over.

    We do what we say we do.

    • Ted S.

      I say my work does nothing, and since it does in fact do nothing it passes the ISO audit with no problems.

      • Timeloose

        Mcafee knows what buttons to push.

    • Don Escaped the Quality Department

      I’m intrigued by your certification. The process as I understand it:
      a/ auditors find a minor/OFI
      b/ I write it up and fix it before they leave
      c/ they bill me
      d/ I schedule the next audit

      • Timeloose

        There are usually some potential minor NC that are on the margins that can be fixed with a change in wording or correcting a typo before the auditor leaves the site.

        Sometimes there are minor and major NC that have to be corrected within a time table. These are noted in the report.

        Then there are those that can loose you your certification. They usually happen when a company really does something against their procedures and processes or there is evidence of deception or fraud.

        For example: knowingly sending product that was failing specs without customer notification, systematically not following OIs, or not documenting a major process change.

        I haven’t experienced this type of thing at my current or previous companies while I was there. I have seen it at some suppliers during audits.

  18. straffinrun

    If they can nail Carpe Donktum for copyright, what does that mean for Subaru theater if some asshole lawyer wanted to go after it? Evidently, satire is no longer considered transformative if you have wrongthink?

    • westernsloper

      I read rumbles of this but never saw what he got nailed for. Is it still out there?

    • straffinrun

      That’s is totally unfair to janitors. A random janitor wouldn’t be capable of the stupidity coming from government.

    • Rebel Scum

      18 and 22

    • straffinrun

      Silver lining: Thanks to social distancing, I can click these links while sitting in the coffee shop.

    • Gustave Lytton

      All/any except for the ones with ink or body mutilations

      I’ll be in bunk until corona is completely over.

  19. Tulip

    In just tired of the lockdown, the call out cancel culture. I’m just done.

    I just got an email from my massage therapist. I’m going to schedule an appointment.

    • straffinrun

      Heard that. Roll with it, T lips. ( Apologies, but I amuse myself with my own vulgarity)

  20. DenverJ

    Oh, what a good day. A couple hours of the internet working, despite the repeal of net neutrality. We had hot water this morning- yet another blessing after the ravages of Y2K. I managed to run over a couple of ground hogs on my way in to the salt mines this morning, so we have dinner! Neighbors have the ‘Vid, I hear ’em coughing. They sent the small boy to borrow some toilet paper, I told him not to come back until Uncle Joe wins and gets a vaccine made.
    Well, sun will be setting in an hour or two, I best sign off and go get ready for the zombies. Y’all be safe out there.

    • Don Escaped the Quality Department

      Power just went out here

      Exceedingly rare: all new equipment on these island

      • DenverJ

        New island too, comrade?

  21. Aloysious

    Jason Statham > Steven Seagal.

    • salted earth

      Yes.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Anyone > Steven Segal

      • Aloysious

        I can not argue with your facts, good sir.

      • AlmightyJB

        Like a chick. I don’t even have to click:) lol

  22. Not Adahn

    Finished the G conversion. All the parts that the videos said were hard were easy, all the part that for them were so effortless they didn’t bother showing or explaining added 45 minutes to the time. Only had to chase down rocketing springs four times. The actual spring that makes it function is pretty rinky-dink, no idea what it’s expected lifespan is, but the kit came with an extra, and replacing it will be simple.

    • DenverJ

      That’s great! Good for you! Err… what’s a “G conversion”?

      • westernsloper

        A procedure where the doctor moves that spot from the unknown place to her forehead so you can give your girlfriend an orgasm by recommending to wear a hat.

      • AlmightyJB

        G conversion changes the decocker/safety to a decocker only. Don’t need a safety on a DA/SA.

    • AlmightyJB

      I did that to my Storm. Had an issue with a pin and freaking scratched the back of the slide but I like the conversion.

    • Sean

      I may have mentioned this, but I really like my 92x g compact. No rail. ?

      Seriously, peeps, it’s one of the best deals available on gunbroker right now.*

      *subject to change – apocalypse rules*

      • AlmightyJB

        Yeah, I looked that up on Gun Broker when you mentioned it. That is a sweet deal:)

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Needs to be taught in every High School. Will never happen.

      • AlmightyJB

        One can dream

    • KSuellington

      My favorite dead economist. Happy birthday as well to my favorite living economist, Thomas Sowell.

      β€œThere are no solutions, there are only trade offs.”

      • AlmightyJB

        Yeah Sowell’s great. Watching him and Uncle Miltie school college kids back in the day on YouTube is great. They would probably just throw things at them and screech like retards today.

      • Lackadaisical

        maybe hit them with a bike lock. ..

      • KSuellington

        Sowell is the guy who changed my thinking on economics and brought me further to the libertarian side. Reading BΓ‘sic Economics, Applied Economics and watching a bunch of his early and later interviews and talks did it for me. It’s sad that he isn’t more well known (outside of libertarians and conservatives).

      • AlmightyJB

        He was full on commie in his younger days. Working for the government woke him up.

        https://youtu.be/D8lzi3t-GTE

  23. AlmightyJB

    I remember the first time I heard 38 Special. I was maybe 16, on vacation sitting on the beach at night. Some people were playing volleyball and had that cassette playing. It was a beautiful night. Good memory.

    • DenverJ

      That’s the way everybody first heard 38 Special; it was in their contract.

      • AlmightyJB

        ??

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      07-30-20. No deaths from Corona virus. Governors extend lockdown 3 1/2 months

      • AlmightyJB

        Until 11/4 to be exact.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        11/11 need time to find unattended ballots.

      • AlmightyJB

        Yeah, but all the voting will be over. If Trump wins, the vote counting won’t be over for months.

  24. LemonGrenade

    I love campers so much. I’m at my sixth stop on the trip so far, and mask wearing in and around the campgrounds has been around 1%, if that. The vast majority of us clearly do not give a fuck about the ‘rona and aren’t about to let it stop us from having a good time. I needed this so much; to be out in the fresh air again, and around folks who aren’t acting like we’re witnessing the end of the world has been extremely therapeutic and I still have over a month on the road to go! Squee. Next stop, Mt Rushmore!

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • Pope Jimbo

      NoDak badlands > SoDak badlands

      • Jarflax

        The dakotas, only place on earth where people brag about erosion.

      • LemonGrenade

        Totally willing to agree, but I haven’t seen either yet and I’d like to see Mt Rushmore before someone either blows it up or adds an extra face to it.

      • AlmightyJB

        Yeah, I should think about doing that as well.

      • Stillhunter

        Crazy Horse is pretty cool too, but it’s best when you can go the two times a year they allow you right up to it.

      • LemonGrenade

        We definitely intend to see what we can of Crazy Horse too. And I want to see a rodeo; I’ve never been.

      • dbleagle

        Cheyenne has the longest running rodeo. The area also has lots of history from the transcontinental railroad. Pinedale, WY is hugely scenic and has the annual Mountain Man Rendezvous.

    • pistoffnick

      “Next stop, Mt Rushmore!”

      OMG! LemonGrenade is a raycist!

      • LemonGrenade

        I was hoping that attitude would seep into the general public enough that it’d be easy to get tickets to the 3rd July fireworks there. No such luck. Tickets were issued via lottery, and I didn’t win. But there are lots of other fireworks shows around SD for Independence Day!

    • DenverJ

      Smokey Bear says “only you can prevent Corona outbreaks”

      • LemonGrenade

        As I told my boss, “Ima be a superspreader!”

      • CPRM

        …I got tied to a post because of Smokey the Bear…sadly it wasn’t anything sexual.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        A bear, huh? There’s a link upthread for ya.

    • nw

      Glad you liked Wisconsin. I seem to like trees and winter too much to
      leave. For some reason though I get a lot of friends who decide
      to visit in January. “Damn it’s cold.” “Yeah… I tried to warn you”.

    • AlmightyJB

      Yes please

  25. Hyperion

    Now, ya’ll got me hooked back on this Suthen rock shit. First time I heard Allen Collins play live, I was just blown away.

    Needle and Spoon

      • blackjack

        I know. I know about the needle and the spoon.

        There’s really not very many bands as cool as Skynyrd.

  26. Gadfly

    So, I was doing my taxes recently (since the deadline this year is July 15) and I was reminded that they got rid of the Obamacare penalty. Which got me thinking, what are the odds that the Dems will bring that back next time they have the power to do so? I’d think probably low, since the rest of O-care ain’t going nowhere, but on the other hand so many of the insurance companies got on board with the health reform that I’d imagine some of the D pols are in their pocket. Of course if the left wing gets their way the Ds will go for universal healthcare, but the tax item to pay for that would hit so much harder than the penalty I’d think the wiser ones would kick that idea to the curb.

    • Hyperion

      I gotta do mine. Looks like I’m getting $1600 refund state and federal, but I have to do a mail in form because of the sin of gifting equity, and it’s pretty much impossible to fill in if you’re not familiar with it. Bastard fuckard shitheads.

  27. Pope Jimbo

    A long story about how the decision was made to abandon the 3rd precinct cop shop to the mob. Depressing how craven the political leadership of Minneapolis was. They were desperate to appease the mob.

    As protests around the precinct became more violent, several City Council members urged the mayor and police chief to surrender the building, believing that the traditional police tactics β€” to hold the building at all costs β€” were further angering the public.

    Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey and Police Chief Medaria Arradondo eventually decided that having officers stand their ground wasn’t worth the potential loss of life. If abandoning the station meant rewriting the tactical playbook for American policing, so be it, Frey said.

    It was such a departure from the norm that national policing experts say it will likely be studied for years to come.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Wonder if Frey would have been so willing to surrender the precinct if he knew he’d be forced by the same cretins to make a literal walk of shame days later.

      • RegicidalManiac

        Probably. He seems the kind of idiot wuss who would give into a mob no matter what.

      • LemonGrenade

        1 Jenny Durkan

    • Tejicano

      I’m not sure this is the same guy – but I heard that while he was doing this some other guy pulled a knife on him and he responded by pulling out a gun. Knife guy then backed off, gun guy re-holstered and went about his business.

    • Chafed

      We are truly through the looking glass.

    • Sean

      Back the blue.

  28. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    Howdy! I’m awake! this new schedule is kind of fun

  29. RegicidalManiac

    With NYC looking to return to the bad old days, I’m going to watch Death Wish. Might make me more optimistic that some people might stand up to the bullshit.

    • AlmightyJB

      Enjoy the gay inner city gangs!

      • CPRM

        The Baseball Furies Furries?

      • straffinrun

        CP, if your around this weekend on Zoom, I’ve got a short video idea/anime idea to run past you.

      • CPRM

        My weekend started today (see below) I’ll be at work or getting ready for work when the zoom is going on. If it’s something you don’t want to discuss in the open here, use the address from this video, but I’m crap at checking my mail so response might be slow.

      • straffinrun

        Ok, thx. Simple idea, but even that got complex when I looked at how the make them. Dunning Krueger’d myself.

      • CPRM

        Hannah Barbara looks downright extravagant in there animation compared to what I do.

      • straffinrun

        They had a team. I’m impressed at your one man show.

      • CPRM

        You really shouldn’t be…but yay me I guess for taking the path of least resistance.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        OK–this is starting to sound promising.

      • RegicidalManiac

        As usual, Jeff Goldblum plays Jeff Goldblum. Good film.

        Well, an okay film.

  30. Gustave Lytton

    Fuck tabs reloading. Fuck browsers. Fuck WordPress.

  31. Gender Traitor

    We’re going to start cutting back on carry-out for dinner (because the chimney repair that the TrumpBux didn’t completely cover will be on next month’s credit card bill,) so today – for the first time in months – was Fish Stick Day!!!

    • Jarflax

      Are you a gay fish?

      • Gender Traitor

        I can’t shake the feeling that this question is somehow a trap, but…ummm..noooo…not last time I checked….

      • CPRM

        Are you sure you ain’t a hobbit?

      • Jarflax

        Not a South Park fan?

      • Gender Traitor

        Long ago, but got out of the habit of watching it (for no particular reason,) so I haven’t seen it for years. For a long time we had a gen-yoo-wine unopened box of Cheezy Poofs, but when the grease spot started spreading over the box, we sent it to its reward.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        This is sadly hilarious.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Do you prefer the fish sticks that are solid pieces of fish, or the ones that have been minced and pressed into stick-like form?

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, what we GET is probably the minced stuff – just good ol’ Gorton’s. In our defense, some time later this week we’ll have proper tilapia fillets.

      • CPRM

        Beer batter or GTFO!

  32. CPRM

    Let’s see, it’s about 10pm local Tuesday…Got up for work Monday 7pm local…haven’t slept since. I’m on beer…9? These third shift days off get me all messed up. But, I did finish a new cartoon today for all you ungrateful assholes.

    • Brochettaward

      When’s the last time anyone expressed gratitude to me for being first? They are ungrateful, aren’t they?

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      ::checks account::

      Well, that deductions says you’re lying….much like these matches.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        mf’n plurals….

      • CPRM

        Don’t call me a liar, you damn commie!

        When I upload the cartoon it’s always Unlisted until after it’s ‘aired’ here, because Life’s Glibs Been Good So Far.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        That was an absolute tour de force. Some of the best audio capture yet.

      • CPRM

        Like I say, it’s always the one’s I only see the technical flaws in that people seem to like over the ones where I impress myself.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        If you want me to critique….maybe have Hair’s eyes looking down at Don when Don speaks? Or, roll his eyes every so often? I dunno.

        Still, it was a non-french tickler.

      • CPRM

        Yass! If I had a team of Korean animators, I’d add those things. But, I’m upset about the audio quality; my new PC set-up changed the the ambient sound and I’m getting too much digitization on the recorded audio. Once I’m getting a regular check again I’m going to get a powered audio board to clear that up. That time should be coming soon, I hope.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Funny you should mention this–I was thinking that Don’s audio was actually quite clear, and truly sounded like he was in conversation with the duo, as opposed to, say, rally audio.

        You know me–you work with what’s available, and it’s always entertaining. The audio on this one, though, sounded quite a bit more “in character” for the situation.

        My $.02

      • CPRM

        Trump’s soundbites aren’t where I’m complaining to myself, it’s the Hat and Hair audio. I know that can be better. And yeah, Trump’s audio was very clean this time, taken more from direct news footage than rallies.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Their audio? Hmmm….I suppose so. I mean, if I take the “there’s always room for improvement” track. And, I trust that you know your craft enough to know that a powered audio board will make a difference.

  33. Gustave Lytton

    And fuck the Army pussy ass covid recruiting commercial.

  34. Chipping Pioneer

    Well, looks like I’m on a list . Probably because of my association with you fine people. I expect I’ll end up in A Chinese camp in some sort of prisoner exchange. It was nice interacting with yous while it lasted.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Would a Civil War Boogaloo be using the chaos to invade the US, followed by a boogaloo Fenian Raids?

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Riverdance Boogaloo?

    • DenverJ

      What’s “Canada”?

      • leon

        Canada like Antifa doesn’t exist.

    • CPRM

      The mainstream really hates breakdance fights, huh.

  35. Chipping Pioneer

    I had my first encounter with Thomas Sowell t today. A sharp guy who backs his common sense with data. Will watch and read more.

    • KSuellington

      T Sowell is the man. 90 years and still kicking it. I highly recommend the Hoover Institute vΓ­deos of him, and if you haven’t read anything by him you should start with Basic Economics. I like this one of him talking about welfare.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GklCBvS-eI

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Thanks! Will watch.

  36. straffinrun

    Kerplooey!

  37. KSuellington

    Looks like a heavily pro gun woman has won the primary in Colorado tonite against the squishy Repub incumbent. She’s hot as well.

    https://twitter.com/laurenboebert

    • CPRM

      She’s hot as well.

      Agree to disagree. That chin could cut your nutsack in twain.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        She produced 4 boys, so, seems like sacks are safe around her.

      • KSuellington

        Wow, tough judge. If she gets elected to Congress, westernsloper will have the hottest representative out of the bunch by a country mile (and yes, I know the bar is not very high).

      • Aus

        Nah – Anna Paulina Luna, but she still has to win the primary.

      • KSuellington

        Yes, I’d agree. Mi me gusta de latinas. Does she have a shot at winning? Looks like the Colorado woman could win in November.

      • Sean

        I’m going to need more science and data on that.

    • Not Adahn

      Small gun in a drop leg holster.

  38. Digby Says Invest in Malden

    I are very pissed tonight. On top of not being able to access the dispatching software at all (and no support overnights), I got a very finger-wagging email from my boss over my picking up overtime this month, which included the phase “your fair share”.

    Now, I get along fabulously with my boss, and, we haven’t discussed this overtime topic prior to this. So, I have no idea why she sent what she sent. She didn’t even name my co-worker, who’s going on vacation; she referred to her as “your teammate”.

    Very out of character for her, and enraging for me. If you need me to work it, why not just say “I’ll need you to cover some of her shifts”?? And, be sure to tell me when, since boss is now on vacay for over 2 weeks.

    • Playa Manhattan

      Wait… so do you want the overtime, or not?

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        No. But, I’ve always said I would do so if needed. Just…if given the option, I’d rather be home/somewhere else

      • Chafed

        You are our Ron Swanson.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Damn skippy.

        No, I don’t want OT in my current situation. If I were a swingin’ bachelor, I’d probably be reluctantly asking for it. But, I’ve been doing this long enough to know that I will have to do this, and have before. There just so happens to be others here who crave overtime, and it’s worked out so far to everyone’s advantage.

        Why the email, then? It’s almost as if she didn’t write it herself. Plus, like I said, we get along swimmingly, and she’s not really ever communicated like this before, and I don’t know what changed.

    • CPRM

      I have no idea why she sent what she sent. She didn’t even name my co-worker, who’s going on vacation; she referred to her as β€œyour teammate”.

      If Q’s links have taught me anything you might hear a funky guitar riff soon.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        yeah, no.

  39. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    Rivers up! kayaks in! after golf….
    /Yippee!

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      Sounds like Jim Dandy of a time.

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        Damn Skippy!

  40. PieInTheSky

    This week I have been waking up later the usual. Today 7 AM and am still sleepy. Usually I am up at 6 15 and feel fresh. I fall asleep harder than usual last 3 nights though.

    Good morning glibs.

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      Not any illness or discomfort, is it?

      Also, kudos to your spirited rebuttals to Bluster the other day. I was almost shocked…but, it a good way.

      • PieInTheSky

        Not any illness or discomfort, – not really I don;t think. I had a funny feeling in my stomach two days ago but not ilness level. I assume it is the fact that it got hot this week after a mild and rainy June. I do AC my bedroom but I don’t keep it on while I sleep and I think I need to acclimate to more than 20 degrees in the bedroom while I sleep … I prefer 18 tbh but that is only in winter.

      • CPRM

        Asymptomatic Vampire Corona Carrier confirmed!

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Yeah…..you wouldn’t like the North Texas area at this time of the year.

    • CPRM

      Working 2nd and 3rd shift I can go all day (a 24 hr day) on less than 6hrs sleep, but if I try changing that to 1st shift I’m so tired by 10am I’m having out of body experiences.

      • PieInTheSky

        I try to get at least 7 a night, but I have a very regular schedule usually, I turn in about 10 30 and hopefully am asleep by 11… And wake up at 6 to 6 15

      • Akira

        I’m exactly the same way. I hate, hate, hate, hate first shift. I’ve been that way my entire life.

        My cooky, unfounded theory: It was beneficial for some small percentage of humans to be born with the night owl trait so that they could serve as a sort of incidental watchman for the tribe; the whole group would be safer if they had one oddball milling around all night who could wake the others in case of some threat.

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      So….a story here?

      • Chafed

        Wife took all the money we had saved for a vacation out of the bank. She has a cashier’s check in her purse. She is going to go shopping for a CD with a high interest rate.

        I’m told I yelled and was mean when she told me. I deny yelling.

      • salted earth

        Why a cashier’s check?

      • Chafed

        No idea.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Yeeeesh…well, sorry that happened (whatever form it took). But, yeah–this service would help in that.

        BTW, why did she need it prior to shopping for the rate? Couldn’t she do this online, then get the check (after talking to you about it)?

      • Chafed

        That’s what I said. Apparently I was supposed to be happy she was doing this. It makes no sense to me.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You’re lucky if you can find a CD with a 1% rate with a term less than five years.

        It’s kind of a pointless endeavor at the moment thanks to the Fed.

  41. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    Looks like no ones showing up, so I’m soloing the River tomorrow, if you don’t hear from me you know where I went…
    /Seriously…

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      Boat safely, Yu/Jo.

      Heheheheh….”Yujo”

    • Chafed

      I’ll tuck that away for the future.

  42. Digby Says Invest in Malden

    I heard about this exchange in some online (written form) and didn’t think much about it. But, DAYUM, woman! You kick his li’l ginger ass!
    https://youtu.be/l_IwgB4Sc98?t=201

  43. Digby Says Invest in Malden

    Tuesday night ghost town…

    ::tumbleweeds roll by::

    • Akira

      I’ll be here for a bit and reply to some commenters who have probably been asleep for hours. Just finished my run and am now chowing the fuck down on a few bowls of something I have tentatively named “American stew” (meat stock, chicken, tomatoes, peppers, corn, hominy, beans, and sweet potato).

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Here I was, thinking everyone knocked off early at a sane time.

  44. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    Lonely,

  45. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    It’s gonna be a long long time….

    • Tejicano

      You feeling Rocketman too?

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        oh yes, lost in space…

      • Tejicano

        I’ve been missing the US recently. It had been a while since I had been and had a trip scheduled in early March (you probably remember that). It was always in my subconscious that I can always go back if I want to – that was like a safety valve in my psyche. Now that it isn’t an option with the ‘rona and all I’m feeling like it has been a long, long time…

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        Come by, I’ll always be here, really

      • Tejicano

        That’s still on my list. Looking forward to it.

  46. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    I wonder, should I bother getting over Wendy? or just wait for snit to tits up?

    • Tejicano

      I would say to do what feels right to you. If you’re ready you will know it. If not then just hold out until it does – if and when that happens.

      Before my divorce I thought it was going to be easy to move on. It was much harder than I had expected. It took years to get to a place where I was “me” and not “me minus her”.

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        Thank you, I need another perspective

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        If I were getting all philosophical and wordy about it, I’d say that it’s not about getting over Wendy, so much as moving on from her loss. Of course, I know what you mean; my approach is more about nuance possibly helping in dealing with such an overwhelming situation.

        You seem to be doing well, and doing the Survive and Thrive challenge very well, so keep on kicking ass.

  47. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    or maybe shit to go tits up,

  48. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    so if you wake up with the sunrise………….

    • Tejicano

      Thanks! Good to have something to listen to.

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        Glad to help, I’m a Classical nut job

  49. Tejicano

    I’ve been letting my creative side flow. Time and passion has to go somewhere. I’ve got to do something to fill my life as I wait for my gig-based career to come back to life. Bleah.

    • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

      My Census job starts for real, July 31st, right when the Trump bucks run out, I’ll make it,

    • Akira

      Interesting. What kind of gigs do you do for a career?

      Here lately, I’ve been trying to fire up the technical, logical side of my brain rather than the creative. Still working on practicing JavaScript, HTML, and other web development technologies so that I might have a freelance career someday and possibly run a few profitable websites of my own.

      To that first goal, I’ve been reading Euclid’s Elements. It’s pretty interesting stuff, plus it ties in with my passion for history since it was so hugely influential on all kinds of math and philosophy.

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        The Census gig is just that, a gig, i am an HVAC/R contractor, by trade, and am losing work I just got to to the lockdown shit. I lost 20 new jobs today because of Ducey’s shit…

      • Tejicano

        I represent a small number of companies in Japan. Some of it is sales, some of it is project managing installations. Mostly IT/IT-related.

        I am just starting a collaborative relationship with a small, local company which I contracted a couple staff to support an installation in January.

        My creative side has nothing to do with that.

  50. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    I’m going to do salvage and PM’s and keep what customers I can, but I’m pretty fucked right now

      • AlmightyJB

        Oh he dead. I laughed too hard at that.

      • JD is in the United Karendom

        He hadn’t even landed.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Yep, I keep on laughing at it.

    • Tejicano

      I wish I could do something about the clients I support. They’re business dropped to zero when this virus popped out. I had $10k to $15k in contracts scheduled/on the table when this all hit. I had spent most of last year getting this new career going and it was just taking off in December.

  51. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    My new shop depends on opening up, at least there is the Census

    • JD is in the United Karendom

      If she did, she just has to wait until the next D president to get a full pardon for it.

      • AlmightyJB

        They’ll probably give her a job in their administration.

      • JD is in the United Karendom

        Secretary of Sanity

      • AlmightyJB

        No doubt

    • Tejicano

      I don’t see any evidence that she has much more than a reptilian brain – if that.

      • AlmightyJB

        The brainwashing of a cult will do that.

    • Sean

      Caucasity?

      CAUCASITY?

      I’ll show her some big caucasity. *unzips*

      • Tejicano

        Sometimes I’ll tell them that I’m Asian too. I’m a cock-Asian.

      • JD is in the United Karendom

        I’m a cock-Asian

        Lower their initial expectations?

      • Tejicano

        Emphasis is on the cock.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      https://advising.college.harvard.edu/people/claira-janover

      My name is Claira, I am a Senior in Currier House studying government and Psychology. On campus I’m involved with running club, HAPA, and various political groups. I grew up in New Haven, CT and went to public school all my life, and was very involved with student debate, orchestra, track, and cross country.

    • JD is in the United Karendom

      The self-defence classes didn’t help in the end?

      That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

      • Sean

        *kick to the groin*

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Yep.

    • AlmightyJB

      Yeah, hopefully they give him some serious time.

  52. Festus' Mustache
    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The entirety of the current political movement appears to be self-loathing white people.

      The reactionary wave is going to be really ugly.

    • Festus' Mustache

      My cherry has been popped! My first html link and its on Canada day! “Now he finally knew how it felt to be a woman…” Oh frabjous day! You guys are in for a ride from here on in. I’ve got you pegged.

      • Festus' Mustache

        H/T to Raven Nation in the afternoon thread. It’s not that difficult theoretically but I’m about as literate as any old guy with no coding skill that hunts and pecks on a wounded keyboard. Hopeful to keep learning new skills!

      • l0b0t

        Happy Canada Day! I hope you and your missus are doing well today. Interestingly, I have distant Newfie relatives who hate Canada Day and spit every time Joey Smallwood’s name is mentioned.

      • Gender Traitor

        Your first link! Mazel tov! We’ve probably created a monster. Please try to use your powers for good.

        (I cheat & use Monocle, which makes it waaaaaaay too easy.)

      • Festus' Mustache

        “Teach me!” the young disciple pleaded. Shortcuts are always welcome but I seem to remember Monocle not liking my Windows set up. That was a long time ago and I’ve got 10 installed now.

      • Gender Traitor

        Having muddled through it once, I wouldn’t be the best tutor. Here’s the linky. Maybe it would play nice with 10. I still haven’t figured out which version to use and/or how to install it on my only-slightly-above-average-intelligence phone, which is frustrating all day when I’m at work and checking in during lulls.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Thanks GT! You’re good people. Will attempt tomorrow as the victory rally is still in full swing and I don’t think those synapses will be firing again before mid-afternoon. html IS clunky.

      • Gender Traitor

        It was the least I could do, which is why I did it.

      • westernsloper

        Happy Canada day Festus!

      • Festus' Mustache

        Thanks, Friend! Working tonight. Double time is alllright.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If they don’t sign all of their property over to the indigenous peoples and self-deport back to Europe I question their commitment.

      • Festus' Mustache
      • Gender Traitor

        There ya go!

      • Gender Traitor

        Oops! Didn’t work this time. Practice makes perfect!

      • UnCivilServant

        Isn’t Practice the guy who killed Mo Zart?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Its the spacing that trips me up. Shrek fingers and shitty keyboard do not mix well. Need to buy some fancy typing gloves or use Monocle.

      • UnCivilServant

        I found that investing in a quality keyboard has paid for itself over the years. Now I only have my meaty mitts to manage.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Its a laptop that I shook like crying infant one night. I’d get rid of it but I just replaced the hard drive a few months ago.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thank goodness for DDG and IMDB. Found that little bit of dialogue, and wasn’t it just a sly and clever reference!

    • Festus' Mustache

      The music of my snickering youth!

      • Festus' Mustache
      • Festus' Mustache

        Two sold-out nights at what used to pass as the “tonier” music hall circa 1978. I didn’t get to go. Grounded again.

  53. UnCivilServant

    *stares at forecast*

    *whines*

    Tomorrow’s supposed to be in the 90s. πŸ™

    • Festus' Mustache

      Don’t complain overmuch. It’s July 1st and we still haven’t seen a day get over 75 American. Just rain, cool winds, more rain and thunderstorms. At least we’re not burning this year but last winter was brutal and Spring didn’t really happen until May.

    • Gender Traitor

      But at least it will be humid! : /

      • Festus' Mustache

        I’ve been wearing shorts for months but the chicken legs abide. Gonna start growing moss in clefts and crevices if this keeps up. I need my sundress fix.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::looks at FM’s avatar:: Well, I hope it get warm enough for you to wear one!

      • Festus' Mustache

        GT almost gets me. πŸ™‚

      • UnCivilServant

        For weeks, my porably AC has been properly draining out the spout like it’s supposed to. Just a few days ago it decided to resume dribbling out the side again. While I have it all set up to handle that, I’m not happy. I thought I’d gotten it fixed.

    • TARDIS

      It keeps swapping here. Only 77 today? Wow. Still expecting the daily thunderstorm though.

      Oh, and good morning.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, TARDy!

      • Festus' Mustache

        “But I don’t feel tardy…”

      • TARDIS

        I’m always tardy, and often late too. It’s what I do.

      • TARDIS

        I need to go back to work someday so I can hang out with you guys in the AM. πŸ™‚

      • Festus' Mustache

        You’d start thinking poorly of my life choices if you did.

      • Gender Traitor

        I hope you get back to work soon, too, for that and other reasons!

        Would you care to be a member service rep at a Dayton-area credit union? I think we have an opening.

      • UnCivilServant

        What sort of work is involved?

      • Gender Traitor

        Opening accounts, taking & processing loan applications, cross-selling other products & services.

        It involves working with people. How desperate are you to get out of NY?