Monday Morning Links

by | Jul 13, 2020 | Daily Links | 533 comments

Scalped

The Redskins are officially out.  Oh well. Everton have really shit the bed as of late. But take solace in the fat that Arsenal also suck. The spots in Europe could still go several different ways in England and a couple bottom feeders winning big could make the relegation chase go down to the last match for more than a couple teams. Oh, and Man City are back in Europe now that their ban was overturned.

Brings out your inner aspie.

Emperor Julius Caesar was born on this day. The colonialist white oppressor (ok, that’s pretty much true here) shares it with KKK racist piece of shit Nathanial Bedford Forrest, sex freak and actor Bob Crane, acting great Patrick Stewart, an even bigger actor Harrison Ford, inventor Erno Rubik, comic Cheech Marin, and tiny baller Spud Webb.

OK, on to…the links!

 

I won’t be living like this.

“One of the worst”, huh? Tell me, where does it rank next to sending positive cases to nursing homes?

Maybe the person who did this was just hungry. At least that’s what one “prominent” pol would say. Or she’d blame a lack of gun control. Anything but blame the perp.

Boom! Glad nobody died. Interesting to see how this happened.

Remember when the government told people this was a good idea? But that was when the virus was ravaging blue states. Now that it’s in redder places, it’s a crisis.

What a bunch of assholes. I saw this happen in real time on twitter and it made me sick to my stomach. So loving. Such tolerance.

I’m trying but I just can’t remember…anything.

This will be interesting. Well, unless Mueller seizes up mentally and/or says he didn’t write his own report. You know, the same thing that happened last time.

Big Brother is watching. Interesting to see such a “liberal” place embrace the loving hand of perpetual surveillance.

Yeah, best of luck with that. Unless deaths start to spike (which they haven’t), this will not be happening where Ilive.

The first lines of this bear some thought. Also it’s a great song.

Now have a great day, friends!

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533 Comments

  1. Cy

    Dude… Where’s my car?

    • UnCivilServant

      It was Redistributed for the common good.

    • sloopyinca

      I thought this was a Kelly Preston comment. Then I realized I was confusing her for Kristy Swanson.

      • Cy

        Battlefield Earth was a good movie!

      • Nephilium

        Blink twice if you need us to rescue you from the Scientologist compound.

      • leon

        Is UCS the final glib in a horror movie?

      • UnCivilServant

        More like the bizarre hermit who tries to warn you away, but you don’t listen.

      • Bobarian LMD

        What does your sandwich board say, anyway?

      • sloopyinca

        He’s the last guy stitched to the Human Glibopede.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why did you have to go to a weird place?

      • sloopyinca

        I know how to read my audience.

      • Bobarian LMD

        *Light bulb goes on*

        That’s why Brochetta’s so hung up on being first!

      • sloopyinca

        Well, she’s with Xenu now.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Now I want cake.

      • leon

        : starts whirling like a dervish:

  2. PieInTheSky

    where does it rank next to sending positive cases to nursing homes? – that was for the common good

    • Swiss Servator

      Oh, and you cannot go to the funeral.

      • ruodberht

        I have experienced this, personally. My grandfather died of the WuFlu in a nursing home. Fuck Wolf.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Sorry, ruod. That’s real world shit right there.

      • sloopyinca

        Man, I’m sorry. When Banjos’ father died recently, they had to search around for a place before anybody would let more than a couple people attend. Then they had to wait a couple weeks.

        But at least she got to attend. I’m sorry you and your family weren’t able to. That’s horrible.

      • Sean

        Ugh. That’s terrible. Sorry dude.

      • ruodberht

        Thank you, everyone. Ridiculous that his death was hastened by the same government keeping healthy people indoors and wearing masks.

      • Count Potato

        Sorry 🙁

      • Bobarian LMD

        Me too.

        When my FiL passed at end of March, we couldn’t have more than 10 people attend.

      • DEG

        Sorry.

    • sloopyinca

      The media adoration of Cuomo the last week or so has been sickening. Cases are definitely up in many places. But the death rate is still 1/20th that of New York and his decision to send sick people into nursing homes absolutely caused a lot of those deaths.

      Maybe they can give him the Nobel Prize next. Wouldn’t be the first time they recognized a fucking monster.

      • Cy

        Didn’t he do that while he had an empty field hospital and hospital ship?

      • sloopyinca

        He certainly did. So applaud him for not wasting military resources, peasant.

      • Festus' Mustache

        He and the other Governors that did that should be in jail on charges of negligent homicide. Who killed Grandma? He did.

      • UnCivilServant

        Negligent? No, Depraved Indifference Homicide.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Gibbets, then. They should pay but they won’t.

      • robc

        Cuomo would be the hero of the herd immunity crowd, if he would just own up to it.

      • Count Potato

        He did it backwards. Closed the schools, but infected the nursing homes.

      • robc

        Cheaper than bringing in ice floes!

  3. UnCivilServant

    I can almost embrace my agoraphobia these days.

    No, it’s not agoraphobia… it’s a reaction to crowds… forget what that’s called.

    • Lackadaisical

      Not wanting to be jammed in together with hundreds of a holes?

    • Festus' Mustache

      I can just call it “social distancing” now so I’ll take the Pyrrhic Victory.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ochlophobia! Ask me how I knew that readily.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oh, you. (tee hee!)

      • AlexinCT

        So Toxeth was one of the people that went to college to figure themselves out?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ha ha! No, took one GE intro psych class of which I remember nothing.

      • Festus' Mustache

        We know. We know. I used to love a party, too.

    • bacon-magic

      Libertarian-ism.

    • Drake

      I have a strong desire not be this guy.

      When they come for me, I want nice fields of fire and my flanks protected.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s a threshold that will be crossed where people decide wrangling with those assholes is not worth the risk, so they just eliminate them instead. Once we cross it, it’s going to be almost impossible to put the genie back in the bottle.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s closer than people can imagine… Especially when people realize that the woke shit going down has the political class that hopes this gets rid of TrumpPutinHitler protecting the woke mob over the citizen and their rights.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Emperor Julius Caesar was born on this day – funny, he was also born yesterday according to OMWC

    • UnCivilServant

      There have been a couple of calendar changes from two thousand some odd years ago, and records are not the greatest from that time.

      • ruodberht

        It’s Caesar’s fault for not getting the calendar right.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Maybe he was like Uncle Milty and took two days to be born?

      • pan fried wylie

        What’s the date say on his signed Social Contract?

    • leon

      I think saying Julius Cesar was white is racist.

      • UnCivilServant

        He was Italian. Italians aren’t white.

      • juris imprudent

        They are when the narrative says they are.

    • banginglc1

      I noticed this too and was about to comment. Good thing I checked because I hate when the drugs fall out of my ass.

      • Festus' Mustache

        More drugs for me!

      • Festus' Mustache

        Even though it had great reviews I actively avoided that one.

  5. PieInTheSky

    Maybe the person who did this was just hungry. At least that’s what one “prominent” pol would say. Or she’d blame a lack of gun control. Anything but blame the perp. – wait you can cook on the sidewalk in NYC?

    • UnCivilServant

      Only if you want the rats stealing your food.

      • PieInTheSky

        You are just jealous you don;t live in Brooklyn like all the cool cats.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Rhywun is a cool cat that has no more cats. Best wishes to our resident Brooklynite who is probably in recovery after his surgery as we type.

      • DEG

        Seconded.

      • Incentives Matter

        Indeed. Godspeed!

    • EvilSheldon

      Many people who have no personal experience with crime and criminals, labor under the illusion that criminals mostly commit personal crimes for personal gain.

      A lot of ‘professional’ robbers actually have jobs and regular income. They rob because they enjoy letting their destructive impulses run free. They get off on dominating and abusing other people and getting away with it. The money is a bonus.

  6. leon

    I read the links

    • sloopyinca

      And for that, I thank you.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I always read the links. OCD is a helluva drug.

      • bacon-magic

        Except the paywalled ones. Those links suck more ass than Soccer players.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Leon’s a brown-noser

  7. Tres Cool

    mornin’

    • leon

      Nice day for fishing ain’t it?

      • Tres Cool

        ’tis

        Here in SW Ohio its barely 60º, with a forecasted high of something like 82.

      • Cy

        Everyday is a good day for trolling.

      • AlexinCT

        For cock suckers?

      • Cy

        Where would the world be if it weren’t for cock suckers?

      • juris imprudent

        Thanks, I need to check if the tuna bite is warming back up post-storm.

    • straffinrun

      Mornin’. Or whatever.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Patients without COVID-19 – either out of fear, confusion or because of difficulty in obtaining the care they need – are again staying home.

    The result is a healthcare crisis in the making, said Austin oncologist Dr. Debra Patt, who said she expects mortality rates from cancer to skyrocket in the years after the pandemic because patients have delayed their care.

    “They’re scared to go in the hospital unless they absolutely have to,” said Patt. “And even when the patients are willing, it’s hard to get things done.”

    Sacrifices were made.

    • sloopyinca

      The result is a healthcare crisis in the making, said Austin oncologist Dr. Debra Patt, who said she expects mortality rates from cancer to skyrocket in the years after the pandemic because patients have delayed their care.

      When they did the same for three months, they were doing their part. Now they’re all gonna die because orangemanbad!

      Man, fuck the media.

    • Tundra

      I haven’t seen the numbers lately, but has the mysterious disappearance of cancer, diabetes and heart disease continued?

      • UnCivilServant

        Wuhan cures cancer diabetes and heart disease?

    • invisible finger

      “They’re scared to go in the hospital unless they absolutely have to,”

      Even before WuFlu such behavior was considered “normal”.

      • Tundra

        I am going to do everything in my power to never set foot in a fucking hospital.

        That’s just common sense.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        They probably don’t want to have to get tested, esp. inaccurately, because a false positive means up to two weeks of isolation.

  9. robc

    I told you, way back in the beforetimes, that Ancelloti didnt have much to work with, that Everton wasnt going to make a run.

    I kept hoping I was wrong. Although I saw a table the other day, and Everton was 5th since he took over. I am sure they have dropped a spot or two since I saw that, but if he had had the whole season, I think we would be in good shape.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I never believe in Everton, if that helps.

      • robc

        I believe in 11th place.

    • sloopyinca

      There’s always next year.

      • robc

        5th-7th is a reasonable next year goal. All in all, this isn’t the worst year to miss making UEFA league anyway.

  10. Certified Public Asshat

    The Redskins are officially out.

    And Snyder is really milking this. Today they are retiring the name, and then they get to drag it out a little bit more before unveiling the new name.

    • Lackadaisical

      The Washington Leeches?

      • straffinrun

        *Tears down statue of liberty*

    • sloopyinca

      I’d give my right arm if Snyder just did this to troll DC government into buying that land and then moves his team to VA and changes the name back to Redskins.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I say he goes super troll with the Washington Washingtons.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Washington Indentured Servants

        oh wait, that’s all of us

      • AlexinCT

        They should rename the team to the “Panem Wokies”….

      • straffinrun

        Nice. He could just change the “Red” to “Fore”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Too anti-semitic

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I so hope he does that.

        He can’t be happy about this.

        I’d even create a team with all the worst possibly stereo-types about Indians.

        I’d be crazy enough to say, ‘Know what? Fine. I’ll just sell my merch directly and take a financial hit.’

        Only problem is, can the other owners gang up and steal the team like they did Sterling. The NBA literally stole a team from an owner.

      • Don Escaped both Landslides

        all the worst possibly stereo-types about Indians

        so, the Comanches?

        True story: I only know one Comanche, sweet guy, of course

      • Rebel Scum

        I’ve said before that I’d change it to the Washington Savages, just to piss off the wokesters.

    • Ted S.

      The Washington Desean Jacksons.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Man the silence on him was revealing and deafening, no?

        How come Malcolm Jenkins wasn’t crying about that?

        How anyone can watch sports these days and still digest all this retarded hypocrisy and stupidity I don’t know.

    • invisible finger

      I thought Redskins were a type of peanut grown in Virginia.

    • Brett L

      In all seriousness, I hope he keeps the logo and just makes them the Washington Braves.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Nah, logo is gone too.

    • AlexinCT

      And I am now officially a free agent looking for a less woke team to follow. Fuck Snyder and the bunch for giving in to this mob of assholes.

      • Ozymandias

        Our owner got caught getting a happy ending… And we’re… Patriots!!
        (Hahaha, even with Tommy gone, I don’t regret a moment. We had the greatest run I’m ever gonna see in this lifetime.)

    • Fribblemeister

      The Washington Irvings

    • Apples and Knives

      The Pounding Fathers!

    • Apples and Knives

      The Capital Offense! (Or The Capital Punishment, to be more inclusive of the defense)

    • Fribblemeister

      They are going to change their name to the DC Redskins.

      • Apples and Knives

        I like where you’re going but the ‘C’ is still problematic.

  11. leon

    So I hear they are changing the name to the more inclusive: Washington Non-European Americans.

    • Festus' Mustache

      “The Washington Pan Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere”

    • Rufus the Monocled

      The Washington Diverse Equality.

      Kneeling is our strength.

      • Festus' Mustache

        The Washington Boot Lickers. The Washington Receivers. The Washington Pillow Biters. The Washington Power Bottoms. I could go on and on.

      • Grumbletarian

        Washington White Flags

      • Rufus the Monocled

        The Washington Red Deers.

        THINK ABOUT IT!

      • Incentives Matter

        The Washington Red Deers.

        Confusing to those of us living in Alberta.

  12. robc

    Baseball birthdays were bad, although in at #5 in WAR is one of my favorite pitchers, and master of the circle changeup, Mario Soto.

  13. Swiss Servator

    Anyone who lives here knows you shouldn’t leave anything — not a pile of change, not a scarf — in a parked car. Tourists visiting the city’s vistas like Twin Peaks or the famously windy Lombard Street are easy marks. The city government has struggled to solve the problem.

    I suppose when you publicly proclaim you will not enforce the law, people might actually break said law. Odd, isn’t it?

    • leon

      I know. Stupid tourists. They don’t know that when you go there, you lose all property rights to your small ticket items.

    • sloopyinca

      Those people are just experiencing the flavor and grit of San Francisco. It’s part of the true tourist experience…like stepping over a junkie all fucked up on heroin, or watching a man defacate in front of a local coffee house.

      • AlexinCT

        One of these days when my lawyer finally ends my fight with the San Francisco assholes, I will write a post about how they tried/are still trying to charge me upwards of $50K for breaking the jaw, wrist, and knee of a meth-head asshole that tried to rob me with at knife point when I was walking by Pier 39 late at night (back when I still only slept 3 hrs a night if I slept at all) about 3 years ago. My mistake was to actually go find a police officer and hand them the knife. I hope that city gets hit by a fucking rock from space and goes up in smoke.

      • Incentives Matter

        Jeez, I’m sorry to hear that. It never ceases to amaze me that self-defense actions throughout the Western world are routinely punished by the authorities. It’s gotten so bad in Canada that you can almost expect to spend longer going through the court system than the person you tried to defend yourself against.

    • Lackadaisical

      Foreseeable consequences are not unintended.

    • PieInTheSky

      does rental car insurance cover broken windows?

      • sloopyinca

        “Not sure, but it sure does create jobs!”
        -Pauli Krugnuts

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Tailor has a sad.

    • Overt

      “The city government has struggled to solve the problem.”

      The government has done very little, including “struggle” to solve the problem. Everyone there is ok with this situation. They refer to the homeless as if it were just a fact of nature. You know, Phoenix is a great place, but it’s 110 in the shade come summer. And the Bay Area is a fine town, but sometime a whirlwind comes through and busts the windows to your car.

      The idea that putting a bunch of cameras up will do ANYTHING is a laugh to me. It is the sort of transparent lie a super villain uses to justify putting those strange mind control devices in every home. Ok, you see some homeless person smash in your window on camera. Now what? The whole reason this happens is that the police aren’t going to do anything about it. Do you really think the government is going to tolerate YOU doing anything about it?

    • Festus' Mustache

      See my comments from the overnight post. Somebody is a gonna get hurt.

  14. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Thanks for delivering the piping hot lynx!

    This mask insanity is never going to go away, is it? I fully expect our giant cunt of a governor to decree mandatory kabuki today, but I’m surprised Texas is falling for the hoax.

    The first lines of this bear some thought.

    They do. But with how quickly and completely we capitulated to the ‘vid terrors, I’m not hopeful.

    Another appropriate one from the boys.

    Have a great day, everyone.

    And Threedoor, if you are out there, I am so sorry to hear of your troubles. I am praying for you and your family.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I’m seeing a few more masks being worn but it’s all amongst the woke brigade. People up here don’t give a flying fuck at a doughnut.

  15. PieInTheSky

    Whenever the redcurrant bush ripens I am always amazed hoe productive those little things are they are full of berries.

    • sloopyinca

      Hoe berries can be hazardous to your health.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Watch out for the Hoe berry stealing whores!

      • Swiss Servator

        He was just lapsing into Dutch … hoe = how.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Doomsday cultists of the world, unite!

    To many who study climate, the pandemic looks eerily familiar. At first, the new virus seemed distant and inconsequential to most people, so long as you weren’t in the eye of the storm. The rest of the world watched in amazement as China shut down Wuhan. Horror stories of patients dying in hallways in Milan shocked the U.S., but not enough to make the nation prepare. In late February, at the last Democratic primary debate before voting in the critical state of South Carolina, moderators didn’t ask about the issue until one hour and 15 minutes into the discussion, and spent less than five minutes on it.

    Researchers estimate that by the time the U.S. collectively woke up to the stakes of the pandemic on March 11–the day Tom Hanks said he tested positive, the NBA canceled its season and Trump banned travelers from Europe–thousands of people had already been infected in the country. In the few months since, more than half a million people have died worldwide, including some 100,000 in the U.S., and there’s no sign we’ll be rid of the virus anytime soon.

    The story of climate change has unfolded over decades, but its trajectory is much the same. For years, we’ve watched as the evidence has grown. We’ve gaped as superstorms have battered the globe from Bangkok to Houston and unprecedented heat waves have popped up, killing a few thousand here and there. As I write this, it’s 100°F in Siberia, and wildfires are raging in an area infamous for its yearlong ice. “These are the warning signs” of cataclysmic climate change, says Gail Whiteman, a professor at Lancaster University who runs an Arctic research program.

    If Wuhan and Milan offered a preview of what the U.S. is now experiencing with COVID-19, where should the country look for a glimpse of a climate-changed world? Last year, I traveled to Fiji and found that for many of those living on the small Pacific Islands, on the front lines of brutal storms and sea-level rise, climate change is already the defining issue. If a storm destroys a school, students can’t learn. If the sugarcane crops are flooded, farmers lose their jobs. If sea levels rise too much, entire communities disappear. Climate concerns are at the center of their economies and the center of their development plans.

    “This can’t be the purview of even 25,000 or 40,000 or even 100,000 people,” says Christiana Figueres, who led the U.N. climate-change body during the Paris climate talks. “This has got to permeate through every single corner, every single channel, every single flow of economic development and modernization. It’s got to become the new norm.”

    If you survive the plague, you’ll be cooked in your own juices by global warming.

    Panic early, panic often.

    • leon

      “To many who study climate, the pandemic looks eerily familiar”

      Just because you had the same policy recommendations does not make it similar.

      • R C Dean

        Same here. Reliance on garbage models to stoke panic in both cases, with the end of increasing government control of routine daily activities. The only difference is, it worked in the case of the ‘Vid.

    • sloopyinca

      “To many who study climate, the pandemic looks eerily familiar”

      Yeah, because when you’re a hammer everything looks like a nail.

      • Cy

        Yep. Let no deplorable go unpunished!

    • juris imprudent

      That Shellenberger defection is really having a backlash, isn’t it?

  17. Rufus the Monocled

    Wow. That CNN headline.

    They completely left Cuomo, Murphy and Whitmore off the hook for their calls that lead to deaths.

    They’re also stepping up their hate of Sweden.

  18. PieInTheSky

    Looking at https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ it seems to me the number of tests is not growing that much for countries like Germany and France. Are they still testing? It the bug done or just not tested.

    Now Easter Europe is testing more than before and we have a bunch of new cases. I am not sure if the west is bug free or just no more tests.

    • Swiss Servator

      It costs money to test…so no symptoms, no test!

    • Overt

      You know what else is extremely unbelievable? New York.

      That ENTIRE state has 10 – 15 cases popping up per rural county and hundreds daily popping up in the major counties. The virus is NOT controlled there- it is running through the wild. And yet somehow, deaths and hospitalizations are down?

      Stepping away from the politics of this, it just seems odd. You have a virus that is basically completely uncontrolled, running through the entire state, and yet we allegedly are protecting the truly vulnerable in a way we were not doing back when this started. How is that? If you compare the New York and California social distancing (see below), they are about the same on social distancing- California may be even a little less mobile. And yet California is exploding.

      Again, I am trying not to get political about this and really step out of my bias. But it REALLY just seems like there are a bunch of people who are going to get killed by this because they are particularly vulnerable. If they live in a nursing home they can be protected, otherwise not much you can do.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I read that one of CA’s recent sources was Mexico via Imperial Co. I think there was another that I forget now.

      • Overt

        The point remains though- so Mexico brings in a bunch of people. The virus is everywhere.

        I get the feeling that what is happening is people are or are not getting tested based on the media. In New York, where everyone is assured that shit is under control, people aren’t getting tested.

        https://health.data.ny.gov/d/xdss-u53e/visualization

        If you look at that data, you see that they are still at about a 10% positive rate in the “hot” counties. But they are only doing like 4000 tests a day. But in Florida, everyone is being driven to get tested so you see the number of positives spike.

        I just cannot see any other reason why you are getting handfuls of positives all around the state. The virus doesn’t spontaneously appear. It had to get there somehow. So when you get 10 positives, there are people somewhere around there who gave it to them.

      • Overt

        The point remains though- so Mexico brings in a bunch of people. The virus is everywhere.

        I get the feeling that what is happening is people are or are not getting tested based on the media. In New York, where everyone is assured that shit is under control, people aren’t getting tested.

        https://health.data.ny.gov/d/xdss-u53e/visualization

        If you look at that data, you see that they are still at about a 10% positive rate in the “hot” counties. But they are only doing like 4000 tests a day. But in Florida, everyone is being driven to get tested so you see the number of positives spike.

        I just cannot see any other reason why you are getting handfuls of positives all around the state. The virus doesn’t spontaneously appear. It had to get there somehow. So when you get 10 positives, there are people somewhere around there who gave it to them.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Poland’s Duda narrowly beats Trzaskowski in presidential vote

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53385021

    What is the Official Glibertarian Position on Law and Justice (PiS) party? Authoritarians or just out to own the progs?

    • PieInTheSky

      Also in Romanian duda means mulberry. Stupid things are everywhere round these parts. You do not want to park your car under one when the fruit is ripe,

      • Nephilium

        There’s a mulberry tree in my yard, the birds will handle staining anything around after they eat the berries.

      • Festus' Mustache

        We’ve got a crow that I’m sure must have been insulted by the area manager because about once a month xe lets fly a monstrous shit onto his office window. I’d do the same but lack the wings. I also have to clean the window.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I hate crows. At least they don’t go after pets. I don’t remember seeing them in cities until about 20 years ago.

    • Lackadaisical

      Authoritarians or just out to own the progs?

      Why not both?

    • Swiss Servator

      The spin in that article is depressingly normal.

      • Viking1865

        That’s the real danger of actual right wing tyranny: if and when it ever comes, we won’t be able to know it because the mainstream media considers Mitt Romney and Augusto Pinochet to be the exact same person.

      • Jarflax

        Pinochet was the good one.

    • Q Continuum

      They’re anti-EU which I would guess accounts for the win. All the So-Con stuff, IMO is likely peripheral to that.

      • PieInTheSky

        dunno I think catholic poles are pretty socon

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Very

  20. Rufus the Monocled

    “Being a cop is a choice. Lmao and last time I checked, blue people don’t exist. Maybe educate yourself?” one person tweeted.”

    I swear. 2020.

    • Nephilium

      Stan Jones has already been forgotten?

      /drinks colloidal silver

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Best available data

    The White House is seeking to discredit Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country’s leading infectious disease expert, as President Donald Trump works to marginalize him and his dire warnings about the shortcomings of the U.S. coronavirus response.

    In a remarkable broadside by the Trump administration against one of its own, a White House official said Sunday that “several White House officials are concerned about the number of times Dr. Fauci has been wrong on things.” The official gave NBC News a list of nearly a dozen past comments by Fauci that the official said had ultimately proven erroneous.

    ——-

    As physicians and scientists have learned more about the coronavirus, the medical consensus on how to treat it and limit its spread has evolved — and not just in the U.S. Many of Fauci’s assertions called into question by the White House official were based on the best available data at the time and were widely echoed by Trump, other members of the task force and senior White House officials.

    “When you learn more, you change those recommendations,” Surgeon General Jerome Adams, another member of the task force, told CBS News on Sunday. “Our recommendations have changed.”

    Millions will die.

    Oh, wait…

    • Lackadaisical

      Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country’s leading infectious disease expert

      Isn’t he a pencil pusher at this point?

      As physicians and scientists have learned more about the coronavirus, the medical consensus on how to treat it and limit its spread has evolved — and not just in the U.S. Many of Fauci’s assertions called into question by the White House official were based on the best available data at the time and were widely echoed by Trump, other members of the task force and senior White House officials.

      They don’t get how making your boss look like an asshole by repeatedly telling him to say the wrong things (even if there might have been legitimate reasons to think them) means that you’re bad at your job and your boss will hate you?

      “When you learn more, you change those recommendations,” Surgeon General Jerome Adams, another member of the task force, told CBS News on Sunday. “Our recommendations have changed.”

      Now trust science, you bigot.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Fauci has to be fired.

        I’m almost certain if Trump gets re-elected Fauci is marked for a ‘You’re fired’!

        No way you can keep under mining your boss like this and still get to keep your job. He’s leveraging his reputation against Trump as a scientist beloved by celebrities and lefties but that card is being over played.

        Public health officials have been terrible throughout all this.

      • Festus' Mustache

        As stated the other day, they are below “Climate Scientists” in my regard.

    • invisible finger

      I posted in the comments back in April that the administration was going to distance itself from Dr. Fauci’s Traveling Medicine Show. You could see Dr. Birx rolling her eyes whenever he fell into the media trap and started speculating.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I really liked that, IF.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    More:

    A New York Times/Sienna College poll last month found that 2 in 3 registered voters approved of Fauci, including half of Republicans and 4 in 5 Democrats. Trump, by comparison, enjoyed support of his handling of the crisis from only 1 in 4 voters in the same poll, including just 4 percent of Democrats.

    SCIENCE, via polling.

  23. robc

    Brixton is south of the river, so rednecky (or whatever the Brit equivalent is)? I don’t know my London neighborhoods well.

    • Brett L

      When they kick at your front door
      How you gonna come?
      With your hands on your head
      Or on the trigger of your gun?

      • robc

        That was my point. Apparently people in Brixton circa 1980 owned guns. I figured that made them British deplorables.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      A very black (West Indian) neighborhood, historically lots of crime and site of a major riot in ’81. Perhaps JD will come elaborate. Electric Avenue of musical fame is in Brixton.

    • Count Potato

      Chav?

    • Festus' Mustache

      Brixton is what happens when your native born population is busy fleeing the island and you let the commonwealth move in. That wasn’t traditional “white flight”, that was people getting out while the getting was good. Now you have hundreds of thousands of no skilled immigrants moving into a depressed economy and going on the generational dole.

      • robc

        So is the apparently high gun ownership like Indiana or like Chicago?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The campaign against Fauci, who has been one of America’s most highly regarded public health officials for decades and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by George W. Bush, tells an extraordinary tale of administration priorities amid a national crisis and of the brutal approach it uses to discredit any official who challenges Trump’s false narratives.

    White knights circle the wagons. Save the narrative!

    • hayeksplosives

      “ one of America’s most highly regarded public health officials for decades ”

      It’s like the “news reporter” is trying to plant false memories so that we can all pretend that Fauci was well recognized as an expert and household name.

      He’s a useless bureaucrat like the rest of them. Just because he is a doctor doesn’t mean he’s not a socialist putz grabbing for power.

    • Chipwooder

      This is the guy who lied through his teeth about masks right? That’s the guy they’re feting?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Fauchi Panties were a thing…

  25. robc

    most highly regarded public health officials for decades

    You mean Mr “AIDS is spreadable by coughing”?

  26. Rufus the Monocled

    It’s astonishingly frightening how incredibly short sighted and foolish our leaders are. I’ve resigned myself to the fact Quebec will re-lockdown at some point. They playbook has been set: Lockdown/masks. They’ve concluded Florida/Sweden bad.

    When it’s the opposite in my view.

    Widespread mask wearing will bring a whole new set of unseen consequences. Just like the nursing homes blunder, the mask thing could lead to all sorts of medical issues; not to mention waste and impact on the environment.

    Abbot wearing that medical mask is a scam. He’s either a liar or a complete ignoramus. The CDC and WHO make it clear medical masks suck for the wider public and to use cloth – and even there my Spidey senses tell me they only said that to throw a bone to the scared NPC-Sheep and get them off theiir backs. The effectiveness of masks is INCONCLUSIVE. BUT, if they make it mandatory and cases continue to rise maybe people will conclude it’s not worth the added cost to their budget or even better, their personal liberty.

    239 scientists demanded the WHO test for aerosol transmission. They were convinced it transmit in the air. The WHO finally relented. They stand by the evidence for aerosol transmission is not clear and needs more research. Those scientists aren’t happy. Gee, where to do we see this kind of behaviour again? Shoddy science becoming accepted ‘settled science’.

    It’s all political now and it’s getting extremely disconcerting as I think they can still ramp up the fear even more.

    Have they considered the trade-offs?

    Of course not.

    • Lackadaisical

      he CDC and WHO make it clear medical masks suck for the wider public and to use cloth

      Why would I trust them on this when they’re wrong about so much?

      I still remember when the ‘experts’ were telling everyone not to wear masks because they didn’t do anything… so that no one would stockpile masks.

      • Q Continuum

        “Why would I trust them”

        You’d have to be an idiot or a sheep or both.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s all political now and it’s getting extremely disconcerting as I think they can still ramp up the fear even more.

      Take solace in the fact that the fear-mongering will end in early November once it’s served its purpose.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I hope because sleepy-headed clueless Canadians don’t understand that our policies and perceptions are being driven by the United States.

        The mammoth influence America has on Canada can never be under stated. They’d never admit it but when idiot public officials here keep citing Florida and cite the CDC – Hello McFly!

        I love the comparisons to Florida and Arizona. Yes, because Canada has regions remotely resembling those two states.

        America is a highly transient society. I don’t think there’s a nation that moves around within itself like America does. Canada certainly doesn’t. So that’s ONE factor at play.
        Plus Florida takes in so many new retirees and tourists in the millions. Arizona has a border control issue that contribute to the problems.

        Canada? What the fuck do we have that comes anywhere near those added factors?

        But they see what happens in Florida and think, ‘See it can happen here!”

        The stupid lack of deductive reasoning just utterly flattens me.

      • Q Continuum

        Florida and Arizona are icky red states filled with icky people doing icky things. We civilized folk can’t possibly use them as an example!

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Yeh well I, erm, did boom-boom with a chick from Venezuela in South Beach.

      • Festus' Mustache

        That’s the thing that really burns my britches. It is so fucking transparent. I am so goddamn angry right now.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Which part burns you?

      • UnCivilServant

        Wear a top knot, get Abaddoned.

        Having both your arms cut off may sound a bit harsh, but it will end the scourge soon enough.

      • Lackadaisical

        Why would that hitting her in the crotch be particularly painful?

      • sloopyinca

        Wear a belt with jeans, you uncultured heathen.

      • straffinrun

        White canvas belt or GTFO.

      • kinnath

        The agony of defeat

      • sloopyinca

        Somebody’s got a crush.

      • Not Adahn

        That has to more than double its mass. I’m amazed it can fly.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    239 scientists demanded the WHO test for aerosol transmission. They were convinced it transmit in the air. The WHO finally relented. They stand by the evidence for aerosol transmission is not clear and needs more research. Those scientists aren’t happy. Gee, where to do we see this kind of behaviour again? Shoddy science becoming accepted ‘settled science’.

    Repeat after me: Better Safe Than Sorry.

    Now, go to your room safe space.

  28. Ted S.

    I see UEFA care more about EPL money than actually following the rules. Fuck Pep.

    • robc

      An international sporting body is corrupt?

      • Lackadaisical

        Surely not in soccer.

      • robc

        or auto racing or the olympics. Those 3 are all pure as can be.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      City paid off the right people, we should not be surprised.

    • juris imprudent

      CAS over-ruled EUFA, no?

    • robc

      I dont understand the Financial Fair Play rules. They try to put those in place, instead of doing things like balancing out European League payments like the NFL or CF conferences do.

      Let the EPL split their euro tv money fairly evenly 20 ways would do a lot more than weird rules about sponsorships.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Basically little teams that try to earn a promotion will get fucked, but the big teams will not be harmed.

  29. straffinrun

    SF is filled with “techno-utopian libertarians”? Explains the shitty roads.

  30. Rufus the Monocled

    Re San Francisco. Isn’t there an easier, simpler, less expensive fix that preserves freedom?

    Ah. Right. Stop electing Democrats and far left attorney-Generals and embrace the 2A while allowing people to protect their property.

    San Francisco doesn’t even prosecute criminals anymore. So why have cameras? It’s not like the the criminals will be arrested. In fact, you may find yourself in trouble for tying to protect it.

    Leftists think that this slow slide into a violent dystopia is a normal outflow of human nature. Um. Yes, if you stop enforcing the law and purposely defund the police and keep voting for such people that enact such measures.

    Know who else defunded the police?

    • straffinrun

      Live streaming SF would be a boon for flyover states.

    • juris imprudent

      In fact, you may find yourself in trouble for tying to protect it.

      Most likely outcome. They have to be sure to root out the last of the kulacks and wreckers.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Concern troll central

    After months out of the classroom, Sarah Gross, a high school English teacher in New Jersey, is eager for schools to reopen in the fall.
    But she’s skeptical about how that could happen safely as Covid-19 cases rise across the country.
    “I desperately want to go back to my classroom,” Gross told CNN. “But I think that a lot of people who call for schools to reopen — especially because we need childcare or the economy to restart — don’t have any idea of what schools look like today.”

    Teachers who spoke to CNN said they are trying to puzzle out an avalanche of unanswered questions about schooling amid a global pandemic. As coronavirus case numbers rise, they are weighing the risks to students and colleagues, their families and themselves.
    Decisions about whether schools will reopen, and in what capacity, have mostly been left to school districts, with some guidance from state officials and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    But as President Donald Trump, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos and other politicians pressure schools to reopen, there are no easy answers.

    “I think a lot of times people forget that kids don’t go to school by themselves,” Gross said. “The schools are run by a lot of adults, and a lot of those adults are especially vulnerable to coronavirus.”

    “Obviously, in a perfect world, we would love to be out there in the classroom. Everybody wants that. But until you can guarantee 100% safety, we should keep the schools closed. Keep sending me paychecks, thought.”

    • sloopyinca

      Ok, fine. It’s distance learning then. But since you claim you want to be in your classroom, you need to go to the school every single day and stand in it to monitor your students progress for the normal duration of a school day. And you can’t take personal electronic devices and the school-issued computer can only access the learning programs you’ve given the kids.

      • Q Continuum

        If all this gets even 20% of people to start reconsidering the value of government schools, it will all be worth it.

      • Overt

        If I were the GOP, I would be creating a helping hand for all the distance learning kids. For every state that declines to open full time, the kid gets the NCLB money to spend on distance learning equipment, and/or home care so the parents can work. Or they can go to another school.

        Watch how fast teachers get over their risk aversion then.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      “But until you can guarantee 100% safety”

      The flu is far more dangerous to kids than Covid. They never wanted 100% safety before.

      Right. It’s not about the children.

    • PieInTheSky

      As the K-12 school year bears down, seemingly impossible, it’s notable how quickly everyone has essentially admitted that the hundred-year history of compulsory school in America was mostly a subsidized childcare effort meant to drive business, employment, consumption, debt, &c.]

      https://twitter.com/ibogost/status/1281951417230655488

      seems accurate

  32. leon

    Washington lizard skins!!!

    • juris imprudent

      Skin-suits.

    • Brett L

      As long as their cheerleaders are as hot as either of the V lizard chicks.

  33. robc

    Re: the naval ship

    Did any check out the location of the Japanese air force?

    • leon

      Japanese? I’m pretty sure it’s the Spanish who dun it.

      • robc

        Are they trying to reclaim California? I might be okay with that.

  34. Count Potato

    “shares it with KKK racist piece of shit Nathanial Bedford Forrest”

    *downloads copy of Forrest Gump*

    • robc

      Harry Turtledove made him a hero in The Guns of the South.

      • Jarflax

        He was a brave man and a competent commander. People are never just one thing.

      • DEG

        He also had a change of heart concerning race late in life

        On July 5, 1875, Forrest became the first white man to speak to Independent Order of Pole-Bearers Association, a civil rights group whose members were former slaves and a precursor to the NAACP. Although his speech was short, he expressed the opinion that blacks had the right to vote for any candidates they wanted and that the role of blacks should be elevated. He ended the speech by kissing the cheek of one of the daughters of one of the Pole-Bearer members.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    So many questions

    Besides their health concerns, teachers are imagining the myriad scenarios that could play out as the start of the school year approaches — for many districts, in a matter of weeks.
    After New Jersey released its guidelines for the fall, Gross said she and her colleagues began collecting questions in a Google Doc. Now, after circulating it among other teachers, there are nearly 400 questions.

    Some seem basic, like, how will shared instruments in music classes be cleaned? But others are more terrifying, Gross said, such as: “If a teacher contracts Covid and it can be contact-traced back to the classroom, will the pension system pay out their life insurance to their surviving family members?”
    Jillian Heise, a 40-year-old elementary school librarian in southeast Wisconsin, wondered how outbreaks could derail whatever plans schools have in place. What happens, for example, if she tests positive for Covid-19?

    “Does the whole school shutdown? Because I’ve been in contact with every classroom if I’m going in person,” Heise said. She also raised the following questions: What if a teacher has to quarantine? Does the class have to quarantine as well? Will they learn at home? Does the teacher have to teach if he or she is quarantined? Would the teacher be paid?

    MILLIONS WILL DIE!

    • PieInTheSky

      Well yes but it will help reduce the carbon footprint

    • ChipsnSalsa

      Can you imagine that the homeschool moms group that my wife hosts at our house will now be in our backyard instead of living room due to the increase in participants?

    • PieInTheSky

      I would have thought a rich country like the US could afford to not so drastically under fund education

      • robc

        For $15k each, a group of a dozen kids could easily fund a high quality teacher.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        This is why backpack vouchers are such a terror for the entrenched interests. If the backpack vouchers were for the full amount, I could run a 1 room school in a strip mall for 20 kids at a salary that would let it be my only job.

      • robc

        Yep, PJ O’Rourke made this point about 30 years ago in one of his books.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Live streaming SF would be a boon for flyover states.

    “Welcome to the Monkey House.”

  37. straffinrun

    Manhunt in Germany for man who disarmed 4 police officers

    Hundreds of German police were involved in a manhunt Monday for a 31-year-old man in camouflage clothing who disarmed four officers at gunpoint a day earlier and then fled into the forest with a pistol, knife and a bow and arrow.

    • leon

      Were the cops armed with bow and arrow?

      • straffinrun

        No kidding. The rate this story is unfolding, there’ll be hundreds of disarmed German police.

      • juris imprudent

        You’d almost think they were French soldiers!

    • Viking1865

      Rambö.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sie zogen das erste Blut!

      • Brett L

        I hope the local Sheriff backs off and doesn’t push him.

    • SDF-7

      The man reported said he just wanted to sleep and was last seen with a Romani girl in a Mini Cooper headed to Paris.

  38. Rebel Scum

    Instead of focusing on the out-of-control coronavirus disaster in Florida and other early opening states, the White House is trying to destroy the reputation of one of America’s most respected public servants, Dr. Anthony Fauci, for telling the truth about how bad things are getting.

    Let the lionization of Dr. Fauxchi begin.

    And I wonder what demographic of people these positive commie-cough cases are…In Florida…In the summer…Never mind the other context that is lacking from this claim.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      De Sanctis, like Sweden, has to hold the line.

      The average age of people getting it is in their 30s. This is a GOOD thing.

      I stand by Sweden will have the last laugh.

      But they will never get the credit. People have already concluded deaths could have been prevented and so Sweden messed up. They will NOT consider the intangible successes. Just the metrics they select.

    • straffinrun

      No deaths in Tokyo despite the “OMG, the spike!” That they aren’t even giving us the death numbers is a big tell.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        We had 10 in Canada yesterday.

        TEN.

        That’s a Bo Derek 10.

        And people are still like, ‘OMFG!’

        Personally, I’ve checked out. The idea of being part of a proud community and nation is completely dead to me. The flag? Why would I sing the anthem when I know people are all too ready to give up everything connected to freedom for safety? Worse, ready to take it away from those who disagree under various empty slogans of ‘we’re in this together’! I look at people with quiet disdain and distrust. Especially the ones in the masks. I see sheep masks.

        Know what else is telling? If media is pushing the masks, then you know it’s bull shit.

      • juris imprudent

        California is right there with AZ, TX and FL – which state is not part of the narrative?

    • Brett L

      I am disappointed there was no stream of fire coming from under his robe

  39. PieInTheSky

    Fun fact: why is Romania full of mulberries? The answer is autarky.

    Mr. Ceaușescu wanted Romania to be self sufficient in silk production, so had mulberry trees planted and schools started to grow silk worms, with the school children spending some time going through the town/village picking mulberry leaves.

    • Jarflax

      Leftist leaders love playing Civilization with real people.

      • Cy

        i never thought I’d say this… But this makes me really want to be Ghandi!

      • UnCivilServant

        You get a nuke! And You get a Nuke! And you get a Nuke!

    • Gustave Lytton

      There’s a Dr Suess joke waiting to be made in there.

  40. straffinrun

    Any serious guesses on what the Redskins will be?

    • Drake

      The Imperial City Praetorian Guard?

    • Viking1865

      It should have been the Warriors, change nothing else, just the name. If they change it to some woke bullshit, as has been rumored, then that’s the death knell for all the other American Indian themed teams.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The NFL is rapidly going the way of the NBA. Both will be relegated to the dustbin of sports.

      • EvilSheldon

        I do hate to be a dick, because I know that pro sports fandom is important to a lot of people, but the world would be better off if pro sports wasn’t a thing.

      • Viking1865

        Funnily enough, when I was a kid I was very much not a big sports fan, I only really came to it as an adult.

      • Drake

        It has ceased to be a thing for me.

      • straffinrun

        UFC. They are going to clean up. Fight and nobody cares about the woke stuff when the octagon is rockin’.

      • sloopyinca

        Why? Why would the world be better without entertainment that a lot of people happily fork over money to see and that often exemplifies the pinnacle of physical achievement and teamwork?

      • sloopyinca

        Not to mention it rallies communities, creates or enhances friendships, employs a lot of people, and generally benefits society.

      • straffinrun

        The one thing that all 8 of my family could agree on. Packers suck. Bringing families together is worth something.

      • Not Adahn

        ^This

        I really enjoyed sports as a social event, and as something to provide a topic of conversation. If I’m by myself, I always find something better to do than watch them though.

      • EvilSheldon

        Would it be any less entertaining if it were amateur sports at the club/town level?

  41. Drake

    Commies attack a church in Troy, NY.

    • DEG

      Nice

  42. PieInTheSky

    I’m currently reading a Victorian reissue of an 18th-century jestbook. 49 jokes from the original text were omitted on account of the “greater delicacy observed in modern society & conversation.”

    But which gags were too rude for the Victorians? Let’s find out!

    Thread
    Down pointing backhand index
    :

    https://twitter.com/VictorianHumour/status/1281988894536413184

  43. Rebel Scum

    After the pandemic was declared a national emergency in March, many states banned non-essential medical procedures, and the number of patients seeking care for other ailments took a nosedive. Hospitals and medical practices were hit hard financially.

    Fearmongering for political gain has consequences.

  44. sloopyinca

    Well, Twitter has kicked me off the site.

    I have nobody to blame but myself. Someone made a comment that they should televise a Kanye-Trump debate but wondered “if somebody could translate retard”. I replied that Biden spike retard but probably couldn’t translate it to understandable English.
    The person I replied to was not banned and their tweet is still up.
    Seems legit.

    • PieInTheSky

      CANCELL SLOOPY. I will call your employer to get you fired.

      • UnCivilServant

        You know, Sloopy’s boss is Sloopy

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Look man, Dems can’t be retards. Everybody knows that.

      • Sean

        *points at AOC*
        *points at Schiff*
        *points at…

        Fuck it. this would be a real long post.

      • AlexinCT

        You are better off pointing at the not retards there, and that list seems to be exactly zero long.

        Then again, if you repeat the exercise with team red, the count there of the not retardeded, while not zero, will be statistically the same.

    • bacon-magic

      Another voice silenced.

    • leon

      Hmmm. I can’t believe we allow commenters on this site who Twitter has banned.

      • Suthenboy

        I thought it was a requirement for membership here.

      • UnCivilServant

        Can’t be. I was never on twitter, so I haven’t been banned.

      • Jarflax

        I’d have to create an account in order to get banned. *Starts to make joke then realizes most of you guys have accounts and stifles it.

    • straffinrun

      So, how do you learn retard? *Tempted to put a comma after “learn”* 😉

      • Jarflax

        Read HuffPo

      • Incentives Matter

        Watch Don Lemon (pronounced as if it were a French word!) on CNN.

      • Don Escaped both Landslides

        @Derp:

        André-Gustave Citroën’s name was a Franked up version of his grandfather’s adapted workname: Limoenman was a produce trader.

        When I worked for the French in the automotive supply game, I was encouraged to pronounce the last n in Citroën to help direct my comments at the company and car, away from fruit. Of course, a former father-in-law had learned in Brasil in fifties and since taught me that Citroën is indeed a lemon.

    • Suthenboy

      You succeeded where I have so far failed. That they have not banned me has me puzzled.

      • Overt

        If you are still on Twitter, you should be trying to get #DefundRacistEd to trend.

        All the criticisms of “Systemic Racism” that impact police must be doubly true for Public Education. Police outcomes for blacks disproportionately bad? Same for Public Education. What is more likely to normalize racism in the impressionable head of white suburban kids? Police, who they never see except at parades, or the schools that raise them for 12 years of their life?

    • Count Potato

      “I have nobody to blame but myself. ”

      You could blame Twitter.

      • sloopyinca

        Nah. Their site, their rules. I should have suspected it might get me kicked off even though it was replying to someone else saying the same thing. So my actions led to it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Personal responsibility is so passe’.

      • Count Potato

        Their site, their rules, which they only enforce when they feel like it.

  45. Drake

    Word on the internet is that Ol’ Remus has passed away.

    That is a real shame. I really enjoyed his blog. He featured classic art that I really enjoyed, nostalgic Americana ads, quality links, and common sense commentary.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Cool site, new to me. Pity about the very limited archives. What was the cause?

      • Drake

        Cancer reportedly. He lost his wife earlier this year. Bracken and others are trying to assemble an archive.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Very Lileks.

  46. Rebel Scum

    A third person, who identified herself as a high school student, added, “I am so sorry for your loss but you didn’t have to use a racist hashtag.”

    Black cops lives don’t matter?

    • leon

      #HongKongLivesMatter

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “I’m sorry, but…” means “Not sorry”

    • Viking1865

      “identified herself as a high school student, added, “I am so sorry for your loss but you didn’t have to use a racist hashtag.”

      We went from actual racism being racism, to the somewhat well intentioned effort to point out coded racial bigotry, to now the straight up assertion that racism is whatever the Left decides it is.

      At some point, a lily white commie is going to shoot a black cop, and somehow pointing this out will be racist.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Save us, Big Nanny!

    A group of 83 of the world’s richest people have called on governments to permanently increase taxes on them and other members of the wealthy elite to help pay for the economic recovery from the Covid-19 crisis.

    The super-rich members, including Ben and Jerry’s ice cream co-founder Jerry Greenfield and Disney heir Abigail Disney, called on “our governments to raise taxes on people like us. Immediately. Substantially. Permanently”.

    “As Covid-19 strikes the world, millionaires like us have a critical role to play in healing our world,” the millionaires said in a letter shared with the Guardian. “No, we are not the ones caring for the sick in intensive care wards. We are not driving the ambulances that will bring the ill to hospitals. We are not restocking grocery store shelves or delivering food door to door.

    “But we do have money, lots of it. Money that is desperately needed now and will continue to be needed in the years ahead, as our world recovers from this crisis.”

    ——-

    “The problems caused by, and revealed by, Covid-19 can’t be solved with charity, no matter how generous. Government leaders must take the responsibility for raising the funds we need and spending them fairly,” the letter says. “We owe a huge debt to the people working on the frontlines of this global battle. Most essential workers are grossly underpaid for the burden they carry.”

    The group released the letter ahead of this weekend’s G20 finance ministers and central bank governors meeting. They called on politicians to “address global inequality and acknowledge that tax increases on the wealthy and greater international tax transparency are essential for a viable long-term solution”.

    Only government bureaucrats are wise and noble enough to dispense money to the deserving. Private citizens could never contrive to create and run an effective program aimed at helping people.

    • leon

      A group of 83 of the world’s richest people have called on governments to permanently increase taxes on them and other members of the wealthy elite to help pay for the economic recovery from the Covid-19 crisis.

      The super-rich members, including Ben and Jerry’s ice cream co-founder Jerry Greenfield and Disney heir Abigail Disney, called on “our governments to raise taxes on people like us. Immediately. Substantially. Permanently”.

      People like this are among the most evil. “Raise my taxes, but don’t really, i’m just calling for you to raise taxes on the upper income middle class, but don’t want to look like that’s what i’m doing”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Neither of those assholes have steady income to tax. Their wealth is tied up in stock and investments.

      • Viking1865

        Yeah Abigail Disney probably lives in a Disney owned property, rides around in Disney owned transportation, hell probably eats Disney meals on a lot of occasions.

        Oh, and as always when these people speak up:

        https://www.fiscal.treasury.gov/public/gifts-to-government.html

        No one is stopping you from donating as much money as you would wish.

    • kbolino

      Good News! You can raise your own taxes right now. Immediately, substantially, and permanently!

      Step 1: Fire your accountants

      Step 2: Send as much money as you think the government needs, or heck send all of it, by check or money order to this address:

      Gifts to the United States
      U.S. Department of the Treasury
      Reporting and Analysis Branch 2
      P.O. Box 1328
      Parkersburg, WV 26106-1328

      Step 3: Voila, and bask in your newfound righteousness as you have single-handedly done your part to further whatever cause you think giving the government more money will achieve!

      (Disclaimer: The above steps do not involve forcible coercion against your neighbors, which may disappoint your blackened socialist hearts, and are not guaranteed to result in any improvements in governance, but neither is increasing the tax rate you impudent simpletons)

      • straffinrun

        Party pooper. Where’s the fun in that?

      • kbolino

        True. It’s just not the same until everyone suffers. It is better that Abigail Disney never have to make any of her own hard choices in life than that other people be afforded the same freedom she has today.

    • juris imprudent

      Can we brand them with a scarlet H on their foreheads?

      • UnCivilServant

        People might mistake them for holograms.

    • sloopyinca

      Fuck you, start stroking extra checks.

      They’re just trying to ensure fewer people are able to join their club by limiting competition. They can all fuck off and die.

  48. Rebel Scum

    Interesting to see such a “liberal” place embrace the loving hand of perpetual surveillance.

    Leftists love authoritarianism. They just want to be the ones in charge.

  49. AlexinCT

    Boom! Glad nobody died. Interesting to see how this happened.

    My guess is that while these people are forced to attend regular bullshit woke training about how to be less racist, sexist, homophobic, and to worship Gaia, they barely if ever are being thought the ins and outs of what it takes to fight a ship. Especially safety. That shit would take away time from the woke indoctrination time.

    • juris imprudent

      You mean like this?

      In what the Navy is calling an “all too predictable” event, a sailor from Navy Cyber Defense Operations Command who accidentally missed a few months of mandatory training due to an administrative error has inadvertently started a drug and sex trafficking ring, while simultaneously becoming a spy for Russia.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, that’s what made em go do that sort of shit.. The fact that he missed out on the “wokeness splaineng traineng”…..

  50. Count Potato

    “Couldn’t sleep last night, so went down a rabbit hole of face mask history.

    So researchers have known since at least 1919 that masks, when constructed properly and used appropriately, protect people from respiratory infections.”

    https://twitter.com/MoNscience/status/1281908894361686016

    • Brett L

      I thought it first caught hold with the British Army in the Crimea. Florence Nightengale putting Lister’s ideas into practice. Hm.Nevermind. Wikipedia says he was the guy who pioneered instrument sterilization and gloves but did not do masks.

    • mrfamous

      In the years since then, the issue has been studied ad nauseum and the problem is that these masks only block the largest of droplets. Tinier and aerosolized droplets get vented out of the top and sides of the mask. Every study performed on the effectiveness of surgical masks in the surgical theater has failed to find any increase in infections in unmasked surgeries (most find a slight decrease). Every study testing there ability to prevent respiratory infections has shown no evidence of their effectiveness. The _one_ study that compared surgical masks to home made cloth masks in a health care setting found a 13 fold increase in influenza like illnesses in the cloth masked group.

      https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/04/commentary-masks-all-covid-19-not-based-sound-data

      The reason why the recommendations were what they were at the start is because that’s what all the actual scientific literature said. The “lie” was that they needed them for the healthcare workers; they don’t need them (for the most part, certain workers need N95 masks) either but have become dependent on them as a crutch.

      However after about three weeks of lockdown it was clear that much more of this would be a disaster on a truly epic scale and so we had to open up. We had, however, absolutely terrified the populace to the point where simply saying “open up” wasn’t gonna get it done. And so we decided that the masks would be our “shoes off at the airport” to make people _feel_ safe. so they’d get out and do their jobs again. Except for the teachers who appear to be arguing that they should continue to get paid for the next 5 years without actually working.

      • grrizzly

        Yep. This is exactly why they were saying that the masks were not needed in February and March: people had been wearing face masks in Japan and Korea for years but their flu rates were not better than in the US.

  51. Rebel Scum

    “If we do not all join together and unite in this one cause for a short period of time, of adopting a mask, what it will lead to is the necessity of having to close Texas back down,” Abbott said to CBS19. “That should be the last thing that any government wants ⁠— the last thing that any business owner wants.”

    Moving the goal posts and assuming the leftist narrative. The GOP is useless.

    • Viking1865

      But they’re all the way at the back of the speeding train!!!! If you give them a super majority they might even go talk to the engineer about maybe, possibly, at some point in the future stopping the train on a siding for enough time to everyone have a little lunch.

    • EvilSheldon

      “…a short period of time,”

      It’s been half a fucking year. You’ve had your chance, so now you can fuck off.

    • kbolino

      If it doesn’t wear the mask, it gets the hose.

      How long is this “short time” exactly? This has been going on for the better part of 4 months already.

      • Suthenboy

        November is only 4 or so months away

      • juris imprudent

        So if Biden wins – miraculous cure? If Trump wins – masks yesterday, masks today, masks forever?

      • AlexinCT

        My bet is that as soon as Biden wins the Wuhan Flue will be a thing of no concern unless it is to give the powers that be even more power to fuck over people’s freedoms and empty their wallets.

      • Overt

        Yes, the news cycle will immediately move to speculation about what Trump is doing to stay in power, and all the things that Biden will do to reverse this damage, including having immediate *totally legal* conversations with foreign ambassadors.

        Coronavirus news will be relegated to the 20 second spot at the middle of each hour, where the news agencies have discovered that “despite rapidly increasing cases, the death rate remains low”.

    • Idle Hands

      the mask thing is just theater. It’s one thing to say it may help which it totally might, but to say it’s the cause of the spike is absolute lunacy. The reason for the spike is they never went got to their true burnout rate yet.

      • Idle Hands

        Turns out we shouldn’t have locked down at all nationwide and just protected the nursing homes because this doesn’t end till burnout is achieved at 15-30% depending on density and population. IF we had to lockdown in places you wait till it’s incredibly bad and keep your powder dry. Are politicians are complete morons and people against the lockdowns were screaming this from the beginning.

      • Overt

        They are not complete morons. They are pragmatists. Look at Cuomo. He fucking locked everyone in their rooms for 3 months and he is a hero despite having the worst death rate in the country. Politicians know that nobody cares about results. They care about DOING SOMETHING and speaking with authority.

      • AlexinCT

        If you realize that they have blamed everything BUT the real reasons for this issue and that’s by design- admitting that it is happening because of their support and encouragement for the rioting mobs, would not play well – then you understand this lunacy about masks.

  52. Count Potato

    “Donald Trump’s chief of staff has begun an aggressive campaign to root out leakers from the White House, according to a new report, and yet the president has been reluctant to act when leakers are ‘outed’ and close to him.

    Mark Meadows, who in March became Trump’s fourth chief of staff in a little over three years, has told staff of his scheme, Axios reported.

    Meadows has been deliberately feeding false information to key people, to see what appears in the media.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8516145/Trump-desperate-WH-leakers-staff-phones-searched-false-information-planted.html

    • leon

      HA! But the plan to leak false leaks was a false leak to begin with! Now Trump found those leakers!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Going to be difficult to identify them if everybody knows about it.

    • kbolino

      And not a minute too late, what with 7/8 of his Presidential term over.

    • EvilSheldon

      “Meadows has been deliberately feeding false information to key people, to see what appears in the media.”

      When you’re having to run counterintelligence ops against your own people, it’s a sign that the office should be completely gutted and replaced.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        With what? The entirety of DC is stocked with assholes.

      • EvilSheldon

        I dunno, maybe import some lesser assholes from Oklahoma or Wyoming?

        Or, go with me here, maybe…just don’t replace them?

  53. straffinrun

    Bigger enemy of humanity, woke multinationals or MSM?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hmmmmm…. tough choice.

      My gut says that a severe economic downturn will correct the multi-nationals. The MSM is a bunch of whores that will chase a dollar like an early shift stripper.

      It’s the US education complex that’s the biggest.

      • AlexinCT

        I go with both…

      • straffinrun

        All three.

    • EvilSheldon

      I mean, the MSM is basically a small collection of multinationals…

      • Count Potato

        True.

  54. Rebel Scum

    This makes no sense. MS was not one of the original 13 colonies/states.

    • leon

      Like people in Mississippi can count.

  55. Count Potato

    “China announces sanctions against Rubio, Cruz over Uighur Muslims

    The measures come just days after Washington sanctioned a Communist Party secretary and other Chinese officials

    China on Monday announced sanctions against a number of U.S. officials, including Sens. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz, in retaliation for legislation intended to punish senior Chinese officials over Beijing’s alleged treatment of minority Uighur Muslims in Xinjiang, according to multiple reports.

    Chinese foreign ministry spokeswoman Hua Chunying said the sanctions against the U.S. officials, would begin on Monday. The Republican senators — both prominent critics of China — were listed by Hua as targets of the “corresponding sanctions”.

    It’s not clear what the new sanctions against U.S. officials will entail.”

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/china-announces-sanctions-against-us-sens-rubio-cruz-uighurs-issue

    • UnCivilServant

      They won’t be allowed to buy low-quality chinese crap.

    • leon

      YOU CAN’T SANCTION ME! THATS WHAT WE DO!!!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      No more trips to KTV.

  56. straffinrun

    You could make the case that every NFC East team is offensive.

    • Urthona

      How about the Packers? A clear jab at how gay Aaron Rogers is.

    • leon

      Philadelphia Eagles – Nazi Symbology
      Washington Redskins – Duh
      New York Giants – Hurtful to people like Andre
      Arizona Cardinals – Anti-Catholic Cat Calling?
      Dallas Cowboys – Gay Sub-cultural steryotyping

      • kinnath

        Arizona is in the East?

      • leon

        Well they were…

      • robc

        He was having 1980s flashbacks.

      • kinnath

        I was in Arizona when the Cardinals came to town.

        I stopped watching the NFL decades ago, but I thought they had realigned and put Az not in the East.

        So I was slightly confused.

    • Jarflax

      Cowboys= Sexist, racist and prejudiced in favor of the employed
      Patriots= Nationalist
      Eagles = Nationalist
      Redskins = Racist
      Raiders = Glorifies violence, racist (associates black with criminality)
      Seahawks = Association with Francis Drake who was a slave trader
      49ers = sexist, racist, insensitive to Hispanics (White influx to California)
      Chiefs = Racist
      Packers= Prejudice in favor of the employed, homosexual slur
      Steelers = Prejudice in favor of the employed, Steel workers history of racism and exclusion of blacks
      Vikings = Sexist, glorifies violence, racist (Blond white guy? really?)
      Giants = Ableist,
      Browns = racist
      Broncos = sexist
      Buccaneers = Cultural appropriation, glorifies violence
      Ravens= Racist, associations with Asatru which is problematic
      Dolphins = Speciesist, Porpoises are not dolphins and exploitation of marine mammals is evil
      Saints = Religious bigotry, judgmental exclusion of sinners
      Bills = Racist (Buffalo Bill put actual Indians on display) sexist, anti-environmental
      Cardinals = Catholic supremacist
      Jets= Racist association with white washed Hispanic street gangs, anti-environmental, militarist
      Rams= Sexist
      Panthers = Racist association with the Black Panthers
      Lions= Sexist (Lions are flat out a symbol of sexism, rape, enslavement of females, male chosen infanticide instead of female)
      Texans = Racist
      Falcons= Ableist association with eyesight and strength, glorification of violence
      Chargers, prejudice in favor of the employed, anti-environmental
      Bengals = Racist use of a Nationality
      Titans = Ableist
      Jaguars = Cultural appropriation, glorification of violence.

      We should just stop the hate.

      • straffinrun

        Bravo. Change them all to versions of “Rough Riders” like the CFL.

      • AlexinCT

        Ban everything but the Lingerie League!

      • straffinrun

        The Rough Ride hers.

      • Count Potato

        “Racist association with white washed Hispanic street gangs”

        LOLOLOL

  57. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not saying it’s gaslighting, but…

    Why? Why are the European Union, Canada, New Zealand and others flattening the curve while American cannot?
    The answer is found in two factors. One is the most dangerous myth surrounding Covid-19: that there is a tradeoff between beating the pandemic and restoring the economy. The other factor is a President who not only appears to believe that fallacy but is prepared to do whatever it takes to conjure a sense of normalcy for the sake of winning re-election.

    First, the myth. It may seem counterintuitive, but combating the contagion is not contrary to helping the economy. Public health and economic growth are not incompatible; they go hand in hand. Fighting the pandemic is an indispensable step in returning to growth. There is no tradeoff. We all want the economy to recover, but allowing the coronavirus to surge is not the way.

    Without the necessary measures — physical distancing, wearing face masks, etc. — the virus spreads like flames on dry brush. It will burn the economy to the ground if we don’t act. That is becoming achingly clear as we see cases spiking, fulfilling the prediction of epidemiologists who warned it was a deadly mistake to reopen too soon.

    New York Times data shows that states like Florida, Texas and Arizona — all of which reopened early and aggressively — most aggressively, are becoming the new epicenters for Covid-19, with Florida reporting 15,299 new cases on Sunday — the highest number reported in a single day by any state since the pandemic began.

    President Donald Trump pushed relentlessly to reopen, on the mistaken belief that it would fire up the economy, and devoted Republican governors quickly obliged. Reopening creates a flicker of economic activity, a fleeting illusion of recovery, followed by an explosion of disease and death, which demands further shutdowns.

    ——-

    If the entire country had continued a strict lockdown beyond a few weeks in the spring tens of thousands of lives could have been saved. We wouldn’t have close to 70,000 people diagnosed with Covid-19 in a single day, as we did on Friday. Americans would not be banned from entering Europe. The myth about reopening restoring the economy is killing people.

    Tens of thousands of lives! Could have been saved!

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but “flattening the curve” alters the slope, but does not appreciably change the area under the curve. i guess it depends on where the goalposts are.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      One is the most dangerous myth surrounding Covid-19: that there is a tradeoff between beating the pandemic and restoring the economy.

      Part of me wants us all to go broke so these assholes are begging for table scraps like the dogs they are.

      • Urthona

        I never understand the logic of these arguments.

        So if all these livelihoods were going to be shutdown by disease anyway, why did the government need to forcibly do it?

    • littleruttiger

      I know someone living in New Zealand – their approach didn’t make sense to me, because they pretty much cannot allow any outside travel in now.

      I talked to her last week, she told me she’d had the worst flu she’s ever had the past 2-3 weeks. She hasn’t been tested for Covid, but I wonder if they ever really eradicated it

      • JD is in the United Karendom

        Noooooope

    • juris imprudent

      The goalposts are where they always were – Nov. 4.

      • Drake

        Ding, ding, ding!!!

  58. Rufus the Monocled

    No comment about Trump refusing federal aid to Minnesota?

    • kinnath

      oorah!

    • PieInTheSky

      There was in the previous threads I believe

    • AlexinCT

      I made a point of telling my woke Minnesoda girlfriend that she would be paying for the damage done. She was not happy when I told her people like me that know better should not bail out stupid people like her for remaining silent on the fact destruction of property and looting are not acceptable protests.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::squirms and shudders::

      • Jarflax

        Hmm, odd fetish, but whatever floats your boat

      • Tres Cool

        “and after the procedure, everyone went fishing!”

  59. leon

    I saw someone pumping a “electoral map” that showed “how bad it could be for Trump” if Biden won a bunch of states he isn’t going to win. People were of course very wet.

    • AlexinCT

      Wokesters don’t do well with reality…

  60. leon

    #FauciIsAHero is trending.

    I don’t like the new Icons we are being told to replace the old ones with.

  61. Scruffy Nerfherder

    LOL. Apple just cancelled the trade-in on a phone I sent to them. It was in excellent condition. Guess they decided they didn’t need any more of that model. Assholes.

    • littleruttiger

      I guess there are tons of people who flip cell phones now, but I don’t know how their offers compare to Apple’s

  62. Hyperion

    “1-Year-Old Dead, 3 Others Shot During Sidewalk Gathering Near Brooklyn Park”

    Wuhan Flu strikes again.

    • Cy

      Some animals are MORE equal!

  63. Not Adahn

    Forgive me John Moses Browning, for I have purchased a 1911… made in Turkey.

    Gun store report: My area has a fudd and a tacticool gun shop. This purchase was at the former.

    Most surprising — the prices have NOT increased since before the shutdown, and also the merch on display has not decreased, but rather diversified. Apparently Zack’s noticed what other people here have mentioned wrt the changing nature of the gun-buying community had have added gaming pistols to their inventory. In addition to their standard selection of Ruger/S&W/Glock/Kimber, there are now *gasp* X5 Legions? CZs? I almost left with a 97B (have the red/green fiber optics always been standard on that?) but instead went with the $399 M1911A1 clone. It’s now in gun jail waiting on its permission slip. That latter part HAS changed apparently. Usually Saratoga County only takes 2-3 days to get an amendment done but the salesguy said that it’s currently running 3 weeks.

    Also, salesguy? Do not hand me a gun and then stand directly in front of me, especially now that there are plexi sneeze shields on the counter so I have to twist my body 80 degrees to take a sight picture.

    • Count Potato

      ” It’s now in gun jail waiting on its permission slip. That latter part HAS changed apparently. Usually Saratoga County only takes 2-3 days to get an amendment done but the salesguy said that it’s currently running 3 weeks.”

      That law is so stupid.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t even get me started.

        What really grinds my gears is now I have two legitimately good competition guns, but if I were to introduce someone to the sport by taking them to a match and letting them use one of them, I’d be a felon.

    • leon

      And by “Target other republicans” they mean: Pay each others companies with money donated to them by moderate Dems. I’ll give it to them, they know how to grift.

  64. leon

    I have some inside information on that “Car runs over people in Provo, UT” And the shooter is pretty much fucked.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Watch this space?

    • Count Potato

      “Our testers consisted of 7 people with vaginas”

      OFFS!

      • Jarflax

        Front holes dammit! How many times are you people going to use that outdated and transphobic term?

      • leon

        Vibrators don’t fit in everyone’s front hole

      • Rebel Scum

        AKA “women”.

      • The Other Kevin

        Get a load of JK Rowling over here.

      • Not Adahn

        Wait, didn’t they just say they used them on 58 different models?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yes they used 7 different vaginas on the 58 models. I want to know the quality of the vaginas here to really make a determination.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder
      • Tres Cool

        Also relevant.

        “..its an electric ear cleaner…”

  65. Shpip

    So I’ve come across this little tidbit a couple of times on the derpier parts of lefty social media. Any of you misfits want to help me dissect it?

    So far I have:

    The guy completely misrepresents the Law of Very Large Numbers, turning it on its head.

    He also assumes that:
    a) everyone in the country will get the WuFlu (they won’t),
    b) that the Case Fatality Rate is 1%, when it’s a fraction of that, because
    c) the CFR is the same across all demographics (it isn’t).

    The writer also brings up non-fatal results from the Commie Cough, apparently using the time-honored “let me pull this number from my ass” method. ~33 million people with permanent respiratory damage? Go long on iron lung manufacturers!

    There’s got to be a few glaring errors that I’ve missed. What have y’all got?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It would seem that asymptomatic precludes lung damage. That’s just the obvious problem with his BS.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It doesn’t(*), but the study it’s based on has a number of problems to my lay eyes.

    • Hyperion

      They’re just making shit up now and they know it. This morning, I caught a blurb somewhere, where this ‘expert’, most trusted you know, like CNN is most trusted in news, this guy is saying we have to wear masks for YEARS to come. FUCK.OFF.

    • mrfamous

      “Permanent respiratory damage” is such a vague term as to be meaningless. Everyone who has ever had a beer has “permanent brain damage” in a very vague sense. Our organs can sustain a bunch of “damage” before we even much notice it, much less before it becomes a problem.

      The CDC estimates the IFR at 0.26%. No virus in the history of ever has had an infection rate remotely close to 100% so taking the entire US population is galactic levels of stupid. The higher the number of the population that does become infected, almost axiomatically the IFR has to plummet.

      And no one has explained to me how any of the “other countries” have “solved the problem.” Seems like the best that could be said is that they’ve delayed the onset of “the problem.”

      What we do know is that an absolute metric fuckton of people are testing positive for this without the slightest idea they were even remotely “sick.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        My (wild) guess is that the US can afford more testing than other countries.

    • juris imprudent

      Ask said asshole touting that how that works out with the petri-dish level results from the Princess Cruise and the USS Theodore Roosevelt. In terms of infection rate, etc. – all of the numbers. You will get a resounding “uh”.

    • Idle Hands

      This branch covidians are the absolute worse. The long term damage meme that’s taken hold while predictable has already started to make my blood boil. 9000 people have died under the age of 55, just 9000. All virus’s can have adverse affects on your body that doesn’t mean they definitely do. My mom had a strain of strip that attacked her ear drum and caused her to lose all hearing in her ear. This scare mongering is disgusting. The only thing worse are the gleeful articles written about some dead guy who said he didn’t believe it was real on facebook before dieing. I hate these sanctimonious pricks so much.

    • kbolino

      The informal law of large numbers just says that a small likelihood applied over a large population leads to a near certainty that at least one member of the population will be affected. For example, if COVID-19 has a very small case fatality rate but a very large number of people get it then you can reasonably expect at least one of them to die. The formal law of large numbers says that, for certain distributions, the average of a large number of trials converges to the expected value (and there are different levels of formalization). So a 1% CFR and 100% infection rate equals a 1% excess death rate. That is a correct application of the law of large numbers. It is also terribly naive.

      As they say, all models are wrong, but (only) some are useful. The law of large numbers is the naivest model there is; it predicts as output the very same thing you give it as input. As it is, essentially, the identity function, it is extremely (indeed, entirely) sensitive to the modeler’s assumptions. So, in short, you are right to challenge the assumptions.

  66. Hyperion

    “Democrats have said Graham is wasting the committee’s time when the panel should be taking up issues including the effects of the coronavirus pandemic and racial discrimination in policing.”

    But Democrats didn’t waste anyone’s time spending 3 years investigating something they knew was just made up. OK.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    I have purchased a 1911

    Welcome to the Flock.

    • Rebel Scum

      “One of us. One of us.”

    • Not Adahn

      Yeah, The collection was incomplete. I still need a decent stainless one made by Colt, and a bright nickel one for pimping though.

      • EvilSheldon

        Now you’ll have to get yourself a 2011, too. Ideally one with an all-metal frame and grip.

        I took my Atlas Nemesis .40 Limited blaster out to a local USPSA match this past Sunday. God I missed shooting matches. The sunburn and mild dehydration were total worth it.

      • Not Adahn

        First one is the 26th for me. So looking forward to it.

        Yeah, the Honest Outlaw seems to really love his Atlas Hyperion.

      • Not Adahn

        Or is it an Athena?

  68. Fribblemeister

    I read the “Big Brother is Watching” San Francisco article. The surveillance network in question is being paid for by a private individual and being installed on private property with the agreement of the property owners and being monitored by groups of private citizens who volunteer to do so. Individuals defending their property when “Big Brother” fails to do so seems about as Libertarian an idea as possible.

    What am I missing?

    • Hyperion

      There are no ‘experts’ involved? How can they possibly do it right?

  69. leon

    As you say, the fatality rate he’s using is vastly overstated. the fatality rate (which if i remember correctly isn’t even 1%) is only calculated by confirmed cases. So if someone catches it and never gets testsed, it helps up the fatality rate. Since we know that most people are asymptomatic, then the fatality rate of 1% of the US population is absurd. It would be 1% of maybe 20% that show symptoms.

    • mrfamous

      I read yesterday that during the Avian Flu, the low end of the estimated IFR was 0.1%. In the end the actual IFR was 0.02%.

    • Urthona

      The CDC today updated their case fatality rate to .65%. Which is extremely high and the highest they’ve estimated it. But we will see.

      it’s definitely under 1%.

    • Hyperion

      It may also boost the fatality rate since if someone gets shot in the head after they had a positive test, the death will be counted as a covid death. Blatant dishonesty is the rule of the day.

    • leon

      Pretty much everything in the Pacific Timezone is a shithole.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I know. Here is a fun thing. A local lady is campaigning on the Nextdoor appy thing and me being bored and drunk, I engage. She is laying out all the ‘republican’ platitudes of “lower taxes, crazy democrats!, etc.”

        I asked her a simple question: If you were in the State Congress right now, would you have moved to have a special session under blah blah blah and begin questioning the governors perpetual emergency powers?

        Her answer “its the democrats! They don’t want to do it and they are in the majority and are the only ones that can call a special session outside of the governor”

        My reply was “now I know not to vote for you because you don’t know your own state’s constitution and you are obviously just trying to ride on who can scream the loudest on who is craziest”.

        She blocked me. Who needs [insert whatever authoritarian cause you can think of] when you have Republicans.

    • Not Adahn

      There are very few women I’d be willing to put on a saddle for…

      • EvilSheldon

        …but not zero.

  70. Rebel Scum

    No more NFL for me.

    The Washington Redskins announced Monday they will change their team name and logo after about 87 years of using it, in the wake of corporate and public pressure to ditch the moniker over racial connotations.

    The Redskins did not announce a new name.

    Change it to the Washington Paleskins.

    • leon

      Washington Smoothskins?

    • kinnath

      Washington Kiddie-Diddlers

      • AlexinCT

        That’s more a Seattle thing…

    • Cy

      Washington Commie Cock Suckers

    • Not Adahn

      Well, the Bullets aren’t using that name anymore…

      • robc

        That was my first thought. Then I remembered that “Fightin’ Whities” merchandise sold well.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Washington AssDrugs

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d rather watch that sport where the Turkic peoples fight for possession of a goat skin than the NFL at this point.

      • AlexinCT

        It would be less bullshit..

      • robc

        Arghanistan, isnt it? Although it may carry over into Turkey too.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yep. The Turkish sport is oiled-up dudes fighting to remove each other’s tight leather pants.

      • Count Potato

        That doesn’t sound the least bit gay.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sounds very Greek.

        CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

      • Not Adahn

        Is that church getting protested the some one that leaves you fliers?

      • Not Adahn

        ^that is relevant to your point because they have a sermon on youtube titled “Greeks are Cursed”

        Also “Jews are Cursed,” but that one would kind of be expected.

    • Hyperion

      Panem Swamp Critters.

      As far as the NFL goes, I’m out too.

    • Hyperion

      What’s going to happen with the NFL is they’re going to lose an very large portion of their fans and the media will blame it on guess what?

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Went to their Twitter feed. Lotsa people supporting it and with bad ideas to replace the name.

      I wonder what real Redskins fans really think.

      • Viking1865

        My main thing is that no one uses the word Redskin except in reference to the football team. Like, has anyone ever heard someone, in real life, use “redskins” the way you hear people say “wetbacks” or “coons” or “ragheads” or any other racial slur.

        Honestly, I wouldn’t care if they changed it to Warriors and kept everything else. But if they change it to some completely sanitized, corporately scripted bullshit, which is the rumor, then I’m done. I don’t know if I will pick a new team, or just scale back my football consumption period.

        I would cheer for the Washington Warriors, I will not cheer for the Washington Pabulums.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have never heard anyone actually use a racial slur in real life. So I’m not sure if that counts as hearing it in the same manner.

      • Not an Economist

        The thing for me is 4 years ago the Washington Post did a survey of American Indians and found that only 10% of them considered the word “Redskin” a slur. I have yet to hear about an update to that survey.

        So the question I have, is this another case of an enlightened white person deciding for a minority what is best for them?

      • Count Potato

        Yes.

    • The Other Kevin

      Footy McFootFace.

    • SugarFree

      Washington Skins, they play without jerseys and their mascot is Jame Gumb.

      “Do you want to watch football with me? I’d watch football with me.”

      • Shpip

        +1 Goodbye Horses

  71. AlexinCT

    This ends well, I am sure….

    • Rebel Scum

      The Fix asked Cicco why Neal-Boylan was fired, if not for her comments, but Cicco said in her statement that “we are not able to discuss specifics of a personnel matter.”

      Cicco did note that the decision to fire Neal-Boylan “was made in the best interest of the university and its students.”

      Yeah, sure.

      Her biography page has been taken down by the university and it now shows a 404 error, meaning it no longer exists.

      Not just #canceled. #erased.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I certainly hope that a nurse would think everyone’s life matters.

      • AlexinCT

        From the fact this shit went down, my guess is these fucking wokesters will be encouraged not to believe that…

        And they want government running the medical institutions…

        What could go wrong?…

    • Hyperion

      “University claims statement was not reason for termination”

      Sure.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      ‘Welcome class of 2020. First lesson and never forget it. All lives don’t matter here. What matters is identity politics. So all things being equal, if a black person is sick but a white person is dying and in need of care, what do you do? Trick question. You attend to the black person and let the white person die because they’ve had enough privilege.’

      This is going to get worse before it gets better.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I’ve never been to South Africa but it seems to be coming to us.

    • leon

      You guys are acting like the people who are going around saying the progressive talking points actually believe it.

  72. leon

    If you spend a large chunk of time arguing that we need a recession to get rid of the current president, and then do everything to argue for shutting down the economy, don’t bitch about people saying you are only doing so to get rid of the president.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      I wish.

  73. CatchTheCarp
  74. Rebel Scum

    One way to cheat is thwarted (for now)

    On Friday a state district judge in Texas denied a request from Harris County Clerk Christopher Hollins to allow thousands of voters to vote online in the July primary run-off elections. The unusual request was made due to an increase in recent coronavirus cases.

    If you want election interference, by all means, have online elections.

    • leon

      Anyone advocating for an election online does not want democracy.

  75. The Late P Brooks

    Redskins

    There’s blood in the water. Who’s next?

  76. The Late P Brooks

    If you want election interference, by all means, have online elections.

    Vote early, vote often.

  77. ttyrant

    I know there’s a handful of anime fans here. My girlfriend is big into it, and she mentioned yesterday that it’s been a while since she came across an anime series she really liked. She mentioned Cowboy Bebop as one of her favorites. Based on that, do any of you have any series suggestions or recommendations?

    • Not Adahn

      Samurai Champloo?

    • kbolino

      Avatar: The Last Airbender is good. It is not from Japan or even Asia so purists would call it not anime, but it shares a great deal thematically with anime (and other Eastern animation), it quite liberally borrows from Asian culture to the extent of all writing being in Chinese, and yet because it’s a Western show it’s quite approachable, especially for people who don’t like reading subtitles.

      I believe the next anime I watched after Cowboy Bebop was Fullmetal Alchemist. That, like Bebop, has an excellent dub. I’d recommend watching the original before Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood to better understand the characters, but the two tell divergent stories past a certain point (the original series overtook the manga it was based on).

      • Cy

        Have you seen Transylvania yet? Also, I’m a big fan of The Overlord series.

      • kbolino

        Castlevania? I saw the first season, which was short but I liked it.

        I’ll have to check out Overlord.

    • Mojeaux

      Howl’s Moving Castle

      • kbolino

        Anything by Miyazaki is good, though I think Spirited Away is my favorite.

  78. Mojeaux

    Anybody who gambles, works in stats, invests, analyzes data, or doesn’t do any of those things but has an opinion:

    I am feeling there is a market crash coming soon and I would like Mr Mojeaux to take money out of his work 401k so as not to take a bigger hit than the last dip. I am willing to take the tax bite. He is not. However, my mother lost 30k in 2008 and never regained those losses. I feel putting it in a tiny-interest-bearing savings account (SmartyPig) would be safer.

    Thoughts?

    • Hyperion

      You take a pretty large hit by taking it out early.

      • littleruttiger

        Yeah, I think it’s 10% right off the top, and then you pay income tax on it as well.

        Like P Brooks said below, you should be able to convert it to a different fund/portfolio without withdrawing.

        Also, the time to retirement should factor in – if someone was able to hold their position from the 2008 recession, they’d have been fine (ignoring any covid stuff)

      • Hyperion

        “Yeah, I think it’s 10% right off the top, and then you pay income tax on it as well.”

        Yeah, so you could take a 25-30% hit right off.

      • Hyperion

        “Like P Brooks said below, you should be able to convert it to a different fund/portfolio without withdrawing.”

        I moved most of mine out of high risk a couple of years ago.

      • SugarFree

        But not if you take it out as a loan and repay through increased deductions from your paycheck.

        I looked into getting access to my retirement recently and there are a long of list of discouragement that the government puts you through to withdrawal even a portion of a 401(k) or a 403(b). The easiest way to do is if you are paying off or readjusting your mortgage to avoid homelessness, but even then you have to prove you need it and prove that’s what you are using it for. Some medical situations apply as well.

      • littleruttiger

        That’s true – although I think different 401k providers have different rules on the amounts/length of time they’ll let you take a loan.
        I’ve looked into taking some out as a loan to increase a house downpayment, a lot of people flatly say don’t do it, but it can certainly make good sense

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, we’ve maxed out on the loans, although with COVID, the restrictions have changed and they are now allowing you to take 100% with a 1-year grace period.

        With my Lost Thing, I am feeling very unsettled and insecure and hopeless.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah, 10% penalty on early withdraws (plus normal Federal and State rate).

    • Don Escaped both Landslides

      consider the less risky instruments inside the 401k:

      there are probably cash-equivalents like money markets you can switch into so that you don’t hold stocks or bonds

      I’m all cash for a month now

      • Hyperion

        “consider the less risky instruments inside the 401k:”

        Makes sense when you approach retirement age. I did exactly that.

      • littleruttiger

        Yeah, your portfolio really needs to change as time passes to better reflect the risk you’re willing to take on

      • Don Escaped both Landslides

        the risk

        of which your estimation should be evolving considering the horizon until you need the money versus the likelihood of business cycles taking a bad turn in a time too short in which to recover

      • littleruttiger

        Yep – I’ve always been meaning to do a deep dive into portfolio construction, the mathematics behind it and all that, it’s interesting stuff, I just haven’t really got around to it yet.

    • kinnath

      Mines is spread between multiple index funds (large cap, mid cap, small cap, foreign cap) and a bond index. Since I am over 60, I am about 40% in the bond index right now.

  79. The Late P Brooks

    Thoughts?

    You don’t necessarily have to withdraw it. Convert it into cash.

    • Jarflax

      ^this, leave it in the 401k but in cash, or depending on your options in some sort of crash/inflation hedge like gold (not silver), then reinvest it post crash. And don’t do it with 100%.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        You long on gold? It’s so high already.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Not a criticism; genuine inquiry.)

  80. hayeksplosives

    Dispatch from the travel front:

    At OKC Will Rogers World airport. Employees all wearing masks. Noticed about 1/2 passengers wearing masks in the terminal. Airport says it’s at the discretion of the airlines.

    This is one area that it makes sense to wear masks as if it’s the height of flu season, just like you wear a mask in the medical waiting room because of all the germs concentrated in a small area.

    With air travel, you’re encountering other travelers and whatever they brought for the ride. We are about to be on a plane for a while sharing air and door handles.

    Big contrast to travel last Wednesday, which was San Diego to OKC with connections in between. All masks, all the time then.

    Clearly, the “science” isn’t settled.

    • littleruttiger

      I flew last week Charlotte to Phoenix and back, both airports required masks, and American Airlines required them in flight as well.

      I think someone posted a link to an MIT study claiming the risk of contracting it wearing a mask on a full flight was like 1/4000 (if the middle seats are left empty they claimed like 1/8000) – I didn’t bother reading it, so I have no clue about how they got those numbers.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Only time I caught flu must have been on a plane.

      So sorry about your dad.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks.

  81. The Late P Brooks

    Big contrast to travel last Wednesday, which was San Diego to OKC with connections in between. All masks, all the time then.

    Clearly, the “science” isn’t settled.

    Of course it is.

    Science tells us- if you let people choose, some will not choose wisely.

    Everything not prohibited must be mandatory.

  82. The Late P Brooks

    I have no clue about how they got those numbers.

    Let’s just say their fingers got stinky.