Seasons Greetings

by | Jul 25, 2020 | Beer, Food & Drink | 232 comments

With so many things out there to set us all off, we could focus on something important.  Something like jack boot thugs called in to beat up communists…nah.  Lets phone it in.

This is my review of Chihuahua Mexican Lager.

Trader Joe’s was called to account this week via a Change.org petition requesting they change certain product names the petitioners consider racist.  Product names like Trader José, Trader Ming, and Arabian Joe.

As of this writing fewer than 5000 people have signed this petition.  I want to stress how easy clicking “I support ____“ on a Change.org petition is. You sign up with an email, even a throwaway email, and click. In spite of the ease in which one can support an online petition, and exposure by corporate media, fewer than 5000 people support this.

Oddly enough, my Trader Jose product says Joe although others say José.  What I find offensive is they didn’t account for MY desire to be the focus of their marketing.  When I buy something I want to be pandered to.  I want these people to butter me up.  I know its a meaningless tactic, an emotional appeal designed to trigger a small release of dopamine in my brain—but that tactic works!  Thats why they they sell “Texas Package” pickup trucks.  They want Sloopy to buy their truck.

Damnit.  This is supposed to be a recession, I have the disposable income to waste $2.99 on a blend of salt, cumin, chilli powder, and dehydrated Parmesan cheese.  Its priced at a level I can cross shop this product with nearly anything else.  Nope.  5 thousand weenies in a country of 330 million think Trader José is offensive.  Lets pander before we get cancelled…

…or we can tell Trader Joe’s there are more people with cooler heads and are not running around finding new and inventive ways to be offended by everything.  Here’s my counter petition.

This is still America, and what makes America different is multiple cultures and people can coexist in the same place.  If this is no longer possible then change the product line to appease the emotional well-being of people searching for reasons to be upset.  But if America is still the multicultural melting pot it is purported to be, these products are perfectly acceptable and should remain.

The smart money is in this going nowhere, but if first they came for Mexican seasoning meant for grilled corn, but I did not speak out…

 

This beer is surprisingly faithful to its Mexican counterparts. When viewing through that frame of reference, its surprisingly not terrible.  If you’re not into this sort of thing, or are not presently gorging yourself on elotes, your milage may vary.  Chihuahua Mexican Lager:  2.5/5

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232 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    I Am Arabian Joe!

  2. Negroni Please

    I thought Traitor JoJo was a shitty candidate, but I didn’t realize it was a marketing ploy

    • mexican sharpshooter

      *Golf ? Clap ? *

  3. leon

    And why don’t the alcohol companies pander to ME!?!?!

    • TARDIS

      I guess this no longer available.

      Only amusing (mildly) bit from her.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Your bar low enough you will buy any so long as it doesn’t kill you?

  4. UnCivilServant

    I’m going to continue to not shop at Trader Joes.

    Their store is inconveniently located, and their parking lot is too small.

    • Negroni Please

      I’m going to continue not shopping there because every time I drive past it there is a 4 mile line out the door

      • Incentives Matter

        I’m going to continue to not shop there because, well . . . Trader Joe’s isn’t in Canada.

      • Nephilium

        And Pirate Joe’s got shut down.

      • Hyperion

        And once the get woke, there will be an 8 mile line out the door, but at least you won’t risk being blinded by cultural appropriation every time you walk in.

      • Nephilium

        If there’s a line I don’t got. No line, I’ll go through and replenish some items.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Also, they sell food there.

      • Playa Manhattan

        Food has too much salt and flavor

      • Spudalicious

        You sound like Mad Scientist.

      • Mad Scientist

        I like food. I just don’t like cooking.

      • Spudalicious

        You’ve told me what you eat, you don’t like food.

    • Hyperion

      I seriously cannot ponder stepping through the doors of local Wholefoods right now. Their parking lot is the size of a postage stamp and 95% of it is reserved for their employees. I almost never went there already because of that, and the fact that social distancing was already required to get as much distance from the smelly unwashed douchebag yuppies who fill the store, as possible, despite the only thing smaller there besides the parking lot is the size of the aisles. I’ll just go to Fresh Market if I want to spend too much on food.

    • Ted S.

      It’s incoveniently lovated for me too, which is why I don’t shop at Trader Joe’s.

      (Seriously, it’s an hour away and the closest one to me.)

    • Animal

      I have never in my life even set foot in a Trader Joe’s or a Whole Foods. From my understanding they offer so-so foods at inflated prices, so fuck those guys.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Inflated prices? Trader Joe’s? They’re one step above cash and carry.

      • Animal

        So, just so-so foods then?

      • Sean

        They have some quirky products I like.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        TJs is worth a visit if you’ve never been. It’s not quite Aldi cheap, but it has interesting things that aren’t easy to find in the more traditional supermarkets.

        Whole Foods doesn’t get my business. Their prices suck, and they try to appeal to the stupid soccer moms. We have Sprouts here locally, and it’s basically Whole Foods minus the price markup, minus half of the crunchiness, and plus more fresh local produce.

      • Nephilium

        Trader Joe’s also has some decent beers (some brewed by Unibroue), mixers, frozen meals, and pre-marinated meats. Their produce usually leaves a lot to be desired though (except for the rare items that aren’t available at the regular stores).

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I like Sprouts but every time I go in there I find I am the only one in the meat department and everyone around me looks like they are suffering from a protein deficiency.

    • Chafed

      Are you my wife?

  5. hayeksplosives

    Alright—I lowered the hammer on all my sports add-on subscriptions yesterday.

    But I might restore hockey if the coverage is sports related.

    Hoping that the fact that all black NHL players are Canadian will help with the anthem shenanigans.

    • Urthona

      I know of at least one Swedish black guy.

      • Hyperion

        Now you’re just making shit up.

      • C. Anacreon

        A sports listserv I’m on a few years back had one poster showing a photo of the Swedish Olympic team and bemoaning their lack of diversity.

        Strangely enough, he didn’t do the same thing with a photo of the Chinese team.

        I thought of replying with a photo of any other country’s team who were all, well, the people of that country, rather than a melting pot, but thought I’d rather not endure a deluge of ad hominem attacks, and took a nap instead.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Strangely enough, he didn’t do the same thing with a photo of the Chinese team.

        To be fair, from the Chinese perspective, they are a multi-ethnic state with close to 60 recognized ethnic groups that display a massive amount of cultural, religious, and linguistic diversity. It’s not their fault they all look the same to us.

      • Chafed

        How many SJWs know that?

      • Nephilium

        As many as can identify the different cultures of the US.

      • Rhywun

        Except that guy is a chef.

    • Incentives Matter

      Hoping that the fact that all black NHL players are Canadian will help with the anthem shenanigans.

      Hmmmm, possibly not. NHL players seem to be remarkably good at adapting to the, erm, milieu of the city their latest team is located in.

      • hayeksplosives

        What ever can you mean, eh?

      • Rhywun

        Absolutely won’t help. Watch any English soccer match for evidence of how this narrative is playing out amongst non-Americans.

      • The Last American Hero

        See also Lewis Hamilton and Mercedes with their BLM car.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Not beginning sports events with a silly little ritual of civic religion would solve the problem too.

      Jus’ sayin’.

      • Rhywun

        The shenanigans encompass more than just the anthem. Hell, they are now a religious ritual with or without an anthem.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Action/reaction. Nothing new under the sun. But if you take away the grandstand what are they going to do, just not play? Fine with me.

        But what do I know? I want gay married couples to kneel during the anthem while burning an American flag in one hand and a Confederate battle flag in the other as they both open carry a fully automatic H&K MP7A1 and balancing a blunt in their lips while one foot stands on a portrait of Jesus.

      • hayeksplosives

        The pregame shows aren’t the only thing; it would be easy to show commercials instead or not do them at all.

        But the sportscasters fill every waking moment with SJW speak. It can’t be readily avoided.

      • Rhywun

        The leagues could put a stop to this stuff anytime they wanted. Stop requiring players and staff to wear BLM shirts. Stop the “moments of silence”. Stop pretending they are a platform for “social justice”. The sportscasters would soon go back to talking about the game.

        The fact is, they are afraid to.

  6. Rebel Scum

    *cracks beer*

    Let’s see what’s in the news. . .

    The US Supreme Court on Friday denied a petition from a church in Nevada that argued a policy limiting in-person church attendance to 50 during the coronavirus pandemic violated the Constitution.

    The decision was 5-4.

    The church argued that the state policy treated church services differently from other large gatherings including casinos, gyms and restaurants.

    A lower court had ruled against the church.

    Although the court’s order was unsigned, Justices Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch dissented, meaning that Chief Justice John Roberts provided the necessary fifth vote by joining the liberals on the bench.

    The order marks the second time Roberts has voted to reject a request from a church amid the pandemic.

    Ah. Now is the time to thank the court for its wrong opinion, cite 1A and ignore illegal edicts of the government.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Well, they happily ignored the rest of the 1A, why not ignore the religion part?

    • Hyperion

      Penaltax is no longer the swing vote. So basically, despite Trump appointing two judges, the court is now majority lefty. Apparently, Gorsuch is now the prerequisite swing vote. Did I miss something?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        it’s a 4-3-2 court. 4 solid progs. 3 solid conservatives, two swing votes. Roberts is the left leaning swing vote, Kavanaugh is the right leaning swing vote.

      • kbolino

        All of the last 6 appointments have generally not affected the court’s ideological balance:

        Ginsburg replaced White, a fellow liberal
        Breyer replaced Blackmun, a fellow liberal
        Alito replaced O’Connor, a fellow conservative
        Roberts replaced Rehnquist, a fellow squish
        Sotomayor replaced Souter, a fellow liberal
        Kagan replaced Stevens, a fellow liberal
        Gorsuch replaced Scalia, a fellow conservative
        Kavanaugh replaced Kennedy, a fellow squish

        In fact, the only sitting Supreme Court Justice whose appointment altered the ideological balance of the court is Clarence Thomas, who replaced William Brennan (a liberal Democrat nominated by a Republican, Eisenhower). And he was nominated by Geroge H. W. Bush, of all people.

        Basically, and it is a hell of a coincidence (with a bit of forcing in Gorsuch’s case), 8 of the last 9 appointments have been like-for-like.

      • kbolino

        All of the last 8*

    • Ted S.

      I guess we see who didn’t bother to read OMWC’s links.

      Or who needed a laxative for the drugs in their ass.

  7. Old Man With Candy

    Elote is taking some delicious things like corn and chiles, then mixing it all in with pus.

    This is why we need a wall.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I use butter.

      • Old Man With Candy

        DO NOT DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I thought you’d at least be happy about that,

    • Playa Manhattan

      I’ve got a gallon of potato salad with your name on it.

      • Ted S.

        And a 55-gallon drum of it for Jesse?

      • Old Man With Candy

        So the shmucks you feed it to will blame me instead?

      • Ted S.

        Don’t (((you))) get blamed for everything anyway?

  8. TARDIS

    Well this is not good. It’s 12:30 PM and I just blew a .046. I won’t be sober until it’s time to start drinking again. Whatever… my wife’s slow burn from Thursday was running out of fuel anyway.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      If you have you own breathalyzer, you may have a problem.

      • TARDIS

        Ya think? It’s for work TBH. The tolerance is zero. And by zero I mean 0.000. I was blissfully unaware until people got walked out for blowing a 0.001, then I got a breathalyzer. It’s a relatively new policy. I just need to go back to work is all. It reduces my alcohol hours substantially.

      • Nephilium

        My work policy is .04, and requires a complaint for a drug test (after the initial one when you’re hired).

      • Ted S.

        Their machines are perfectly accurate that there are no false positives?

        I think my workplace’s policy is just a don’t be drunk (not clearly defined) on the job, but I don’t normally drink after dinner Sunday-Thursday evenings either.

      • TARDIS

        The technology is pretty stable now. The units are calibrated. If you register on one, they retest you with another one, 15 minutes later. They used to not even display anything but 0.000 unless you were at 0.021 or higher.

      • 61North

        Mine is 0.0 officially, but I’ve had employees come in still drunk from the night before.

      • Tres Cool

        …been there, brother

      • The Last American Hero

        So nobody uses mouthwash?

      • Jarflax

        Or is in ketosis.

      • TARDIS

        I have not heard of mouthwash being detected on a secondary test. Since a BAC check always precedes a piss test, people drink a lot of water before arriving. I don’t know what they would do for a Keto failure. Blood test maybe?

      • hayeksplosives

        I got one for the Mr when he came home after driving when he shouldn’t have been. I was livid.

        It has come in handy at times when persuading a friend to crash in the guest room instead of behind the wheel.

      • TARDIS

        I was livid.

        Good for you. I like my beverages, but drunk driving is right out. When I go to a beer festival, I bring it with me. If the three of us have a drink at a restaurant, we make our son drive us home.

    • Hyperion

      “Well this is not good. It’s 12:30 PM and I just blew a .046.”

      Light weight. If I’m going to start drinking at noon, no way I could pass the test by 12:30pm. Someone take this guy’s Glib card and at least a few of his orphans until he’s on better behavior.

      • TARDIS

        Geez, I’ll be under the influence for a full 24 hours. Doesn’t that count for something around here? Nothing is ever good enough for Glibs.

        *pouts*

      • Tres Cool

        /opens the 1st double-deuce of the day

        Challenge accepted!

      • C. Anacreon

        /opens the 1st double-deuce of the day

        Challenge accepted!

        I’m confused. Are you challenging someone to drop a deuce?

    • Playa Manhattan

      Unless you accidentally added a zero in there, you’re fine.

      • TARDIS

        Ha! If that zero wasn’t there, I’d sure I’d be in the morgue.

        Headline: Dead Drunk Catches on Fire at Morgue.

      • hayeksplosives

        I blew 0.31 once (at home). The fact that I was still fairly lucid was a warning to me then…

      • TARDIS

        That’s pretty drunk for sure. Did you wait the 15-20 minutes from your last drink?

      • TARDIS

        Never mind, that’s a stupid question. My apologies.

  9. Aloysious

    dehydrated Parmesan cheese

    This is an abomination.

    • hayeksplosives

      My husband insists that it’s the same powder that custodians use to help absorb and sweep up vomit.

      • ruodberht

        Butyric acid either way!

      • Aloysious

        I can’t disagree with your husband.

      • Mad Scientist

        It’s basically sand. Do no be fooled by people who claim it’s grated off a cheese wheel. It is scooped up from beaches where dogs pee on it to add flavor.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Well….akshually…

        Silicon Dioxide (sand) is often on the ingredient list for a variety of spice mixes. Its not to make your food taste like sand, its to keep it a granular and prevent the spices from “caking” in a humid environment.

    • hayeksplosives

      Your kittehs?

      • commodious spittoon

        Porch cat is a neighborhood cat,

      • hayeksplosives

        My lovely calico kitteh has a new neighborhood cat to interact with.
        He’s a young adult male yellow tabby, fixed, wears a red collar, in good shape so not lost.
        He and Molly get very close together when Molly gets to go outside, but then they mutually freak out and Molly comes running home.
        When she’s in the house, young male comes to the open window and they continue their staring contest.
        I believe it’s friendly caution all around.

        Nice to have cats outside again. The population was culled by coyotes a couple of years ago but now I hear the return of roosters and I see the kittehs.

    • TARDIS

      Cute kitty. They grow so fast, it makes me sad.

    • Gender Traitor

      Our Porch Cat and our Official Cat seem to be becoming buddies. I haven’t confirmed this, but I suspect Porch Cat may be female – she rubs up against the screen, and our neutered male Official Cat alternates between calm interest and agitation, as if he’s wrestling with feelings he doesn’t understand.

      • TARDIS

        We have a guest cat that my daughter is cat sitting for a college friend who is out of town for the rest of the Summer semester. We are keeping him apart from our old kitteh who is fading. 🙁

        I’m not used to having a silent killer in the house. I go down to the basement to get a drink, and he startles me.

  10. Rhywun

    Here’s my counter petition.

    It would be nicer if that website wasn’t pushing a BLM petition above yours.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Black people can enjoy elotes.

  11. hayeksplosives

    There must be something in the water…

    The little lizards are frolicking around the back patio, showing off and hooking up.

    Need lizard Barry White to provide background music.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nice.

        Just need to play it at 78rpm and we’re golden.

      • Playa Manhattan

        The Munchkins from the Wizard of OZ….. Where are they now?

      • Ted S.

        Dead?

      • Drake

        In little tiny caskets?

      • Raven Nation

        FXX has been running blocs of old Simpsons episodes. It’s been beautiful.

      • Playa Manhattan

        I went through the first 12 seasons on Disney Plus with the kids this summer. We might have time to do it again.

      • robc

        Got stopping point. Season 13 is my official end of The Simpsons.

      • robc

        Good, not got.

      • TARDIS

        What about Married with Children?

    • Tres Cool

      “Lizard Barry White”

      Band name or album name?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You’re the first, the last, my every skink…

  12. dbleagle

    Hurricane Douglas took a not so good for Oahu jog and now we should get a full on tropical storm tomorrow. The hurricane strength wind belt is fairly narrow so that may remain offshore. Kauai may have the eye go right over the island.

    The good news is the surf is already climbing and could be an awesome show tomorrow. We are near neap tides so flooding should be fairly moderate. This storm best bring some good rain since I let the pool evaporate off some.

    • hayeksplosives

      I was wondering how you are doing! Hole up with plenty of wine. Basic survival skill.

    • Fourscore

      Hope the storm is minimal chez vous and the refreshments hold out.

      • commodious spittoon

        Alright, um. That was something.

        Can I get that emblazoned on a crest?

      • Playa Manhattan

        He should apologize for losing his composure

      • dbleagle

        Cool video.

        During Lane the Big Island did its job. Mauna Loa and Mauna Kea helped to disrupt the storm and on Oahu we got only some rain and sub storm level winds. Doug is going to skirt north of the island giving it a better shot at the rest of the state.

        Today is some prep of the yard etc. I already am “prepper” in regards to alcohol and food. I am expecting nothing major at the house, but it will take only a small shift south of the eye to make life suddenly more interesting.

        Yesterday I stopped in to grab some lamb for the grill. It was surprising to see what was empty on the shelves. Plenty of TP and bottled water but snack foods were gone. I mean not even the house brand stuff was left.

      • Playa Manhattan

        I’ve wondered about that. Costco lamb is usually from New Zealand, but their beef sources are from all over.

        Is your steak from the mainland, or does it come from somewhere like Parker Ranch?

        If the seas get rough enough, it could be a while before Matson can bring in new supplies….

      • Ozymandias

        My recollection from my time in Hawaii was that Parker Ranch is not allowed to supply the beef for the Big Island, but I don’t know about the others. DE, is that right?

      • dbleagle

        You can get Parker Ranch beef on Oahu. I don’t know about the Big Island but it would surprise me if they can’t buy the local beef.

        Once the Doug wanders off to the west the seas will return to normal quickly enough. I hope so since I have an offshore overnight race next weekend.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sailing?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Bah, @dbleagle

  13. blackjack

    Peter Green has given up the ghost. The Green Manalishi ghost.

    • Old Man With Candy

      My favorite British guitarist EVER.

    • Drake

      Damn shame. I wish he hadn’t fried his mind in the early 70s. He was amazing.

    • C. Anacreon

      I don’t recognize there being a Fleetwood Mac after he left.

      • Old Man With Candy

        The cut of your jib, this is something I look upon with favor.

      • Drake

        Mick Fleetwood and John McVie may not agree (although according to Stevie Nicks, they’d trade it all to go back to their blues band with Peter).

    • hayeksplosives

      At least Jesus sacrificed himself when he redeemed mankind. He didn’t grab some random peasant or even a Pharisee and nail ‘em to a cross. That would be the modern version.

      #checkyourredeemedprivilege

  14. Nephilium

    I’m mildly entertained now. I was trying to sign up for an online game, and was told that my default display name (Nephilium) contained an offensive/banned word. Narrowing it down, it looks like Neph was the banned portion.

    I’ve opened a ticket to try to find out what’s offensive about it.

    • hayeksplosives

      Maybe the troglodytes programming the filter thinks all them classical words sound alike:

      Nephilium/nymphomaniac/necrophiliac.

      Or maybe they just hated the Russel Crowe Noah movie.

      • Nephilium

        Now I’m just going to insert my handle every time someone says the N word.

    • TARDIS

      Won’t that get you doxxed and cancelled?

      • Nephilium

        Nah. No real name associated with it. While it is possible to link my handle to my real name, I do make it as difficult as possible for the average internet sleuth.

    • creech

      Probably the offensive word was “phili.”

    • Plisade

      It could be “ilium,” but most people I know think it’s pretty hip.

    • The Last American Hero

      I got my comment blocked in a newspaper the other day for using the word Redskins in an article about the Redskins. Paper emailed me with a “yes, this is odd but rules are rules” . I replied with a thank you comrade.

      • Nephilium

        I got a response to my ticket.

        “We cannot comment on account creation.”

        Seriously? I want to know who/what I may be offending with Neph.

  15. hayeksplosives

    Are Key and Peele still allowed to make fun of football player names?

      • Tres Cool

        “I get it. Im not persecuted, Im just an asshole.”

        I try to make that argument about people I dont like.

  16. TARDIS

    Husband Has No Idea If This Is A Fight Or Not

    It’s more of a struggle session, and he doesn’t know the rules.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not going to click until I drop some acid.

      • Timeloose

        Agreed that is good. I liked Refugee as well.

  17. dbleagle

    Kipling understood what people, corporations and governments don’t understand in 2020.

    It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
    To call upon a neighbour and to say: —
    “We invaded you last night–we are quite prepared to fight,
    Unless you pay us cash to go away.”

    And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
    And the people who ask it explain
    That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
    And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!

    It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
    To puff and look important and to say: —
    “Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
    We will therefore pay you cash to go away.”

    And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
    But we’ve proved it again and again,
    That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
    You never get rid of the Dane.

    It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
    For fear they should succumb and go astray;
    So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
    You will find it better policy to say: —

    “We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
    No matter how trifling the cost;
    For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
    And the nation that pays it is lost!”

    • mexican sharpshooter

      They’d cancel Kipling, if they had any idea he existed.

      • Tres Cool

        “Do you enjoy Kipling?”
        “I think think I’ve ever Kippled.”

  18. The Late P Brooks

    “We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
    No matter how trifling the cost;
    For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
    And the nation that pays it is lost!”

    Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute!

    Somebody should tell the folks at Trader Joe’s.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    They’d cancel Kipling, if they had any idea he existed.

    Good thing he’s not on twatter.

    • leon

      Glad they got a militia. Better a quiet protest with guns, than a riot a law Portland.

    • Sean

      Magic bullet?

      • R C Dean

        Is anyone really protesting police brutality?

      • peachy rex

        Doubtful. That phase lasted about two days – then the commies elbowed their way to the front of the parade, and everything went to shit.

      • Viking1865

        Yeah people keep falling into this trap.

        Breonna Taylor was police incompetence, not police brutality. They were at the wrong house. They thought they were raiding a drug house, and took fire, so they shot back. Breonna Taylor is not dead because some sadistic and/or rapist cop wanted to kill a black person. She’s dead because of a specific policy, the no-knock raid, part of a wider policy, the Drug War.

        Whatever cop was in charge of verifying the address and navigating should be held responsible. Negligent homicide I suppose would be the charge. But it’s not murder for a cop executing a no-knock raid to fire back. It’s a natural result of a deliberate policy choice by legislators and by executives both governmental and in his department.

        The vast majority of police killings are not police brutality, they are the inevitable consequence of American criminal justice policy. Training and dialogue is not going to change that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Breonna Taylor is a case of lack of accountability.

        And BLM doesn’t give two shits about police brutality.

        The three percenters, whatever they are, are probably morons.

      • peachy rex

        Precisely. The Taylor killing was a crime. But the criminals were the legislators and other officials who created the policies – and, aside from a few kooky glibs, who wants them to be held to account?

      • Viking1865

        https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/3955/cosponsors?searchResultViewType=expanded

        Simple, straight up ban on no-knock raids by federal agents, and uses the ol “federal money” club to basically ban it across the board, since I’m reasonably sure every LEO agency in the country gets some sugar from Uncle Sam.

        Rand wrote it, Braun and Daines have cosponsored it (both Republicans). Problem is, none of those three are on the Judiciary Committee.

        Now, I would expect a good portion of the 12 GOP on the committee to be copsuckers. But there’s 10 Democrats on that committee and none of them have signed on.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I truly don’t get the politicians on this issue. No-knock raids are unpopular.

      • Nephilium

        #UnionVotesMatter!

      • Viking1865

        “I truly don’t get the politicians on this issue. No-knock raids are unpopular.”

        I don’t know if I would go that far. Honestly, most Americans get their opinions on criminal justice policy from police procedurals more than anything else.

        But that Dems on that comittee include both CA Senators, and one each from VT, IL, RI, NJ, CT, DE. None of those will suffer an election loss by sponsoring this bill. But they refuse to.

        Because they don’t want to solve the problem, they want to get the black voters to the polls in November to VOTE FOR JUSTICE.

      • Nephilium

        Viking1865:

        My dad (who was a substitute teacher for a while) thought it would be easier for the kids in high school to get a six pack of beer instead of hard drugs. Every other adult in the room disagreed with him immediately.

      • Viking1865

        My dad (who was a substitute teacher for a while) thought it would be easier for the kids in high school to get a six pack of beer instead of hard drugs. Every other adult in the room disagreed with him immediately.

        Law and Order SVU effect.

        “We need no knock raids because Elliot Stabler needs to kick in the door and tackle the pedophile right before he pushes the big button that deletes his entire stash of child porn”

      • Ted S.

        I notice the article doesn’t say anything about NFAC’s political affiliation, but uses a pejorative for the 3 Percenters.

      • Chafed

        Racist

  20. Jarflax

    Do they sell Injun Joe brand knives?

    • Tres Cool

      Ain’t gonna see this cartoon ever again:

      Injun Joe

  21. Suthenboy

    Worst hurricane ever. Damned thing was not going to be a hurricane because too disorganized. Became a hurricane. The forecast was rain from noon until evening. No rain.
    The damned thing keeps veering south and now we won’t even get outer bands.

    • robc

      Hanna must have gained the power Gonzalo lost.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      First Kathy lee, now this! A sad day in daytime TV…………………………..

      • Aloysious

        You’re making me hate butter, you monster.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        First Kathy lee, now this! A sad day in daytime TV…………………………..

        Is this your final answer?

    • kbolino

      I can’t read that and not hear it in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice.

      Tonight, …

  22. hayeksplosives

    The Mr’s daughter, a social justice warrior / college dropout, just Facebook reposted some shit about Elon Musk making $2 Billion last week YET still opposes expanding welfare benefits.

    The Mr. replied “Admit it: you just don’t want an African American succeeding in the US.”

    I can only assume hilarity is ensuing, because I have blocked her on Facebook.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      lol

      Elon Musk making $2 Billion last week YET still opposes expanding welfare benefits.

      Ive seen this sentiment pop up a few different places, as if rich people are morally obligated to support welfare. I can’t imagine the “logic” that goes into supporting that belief. Granted, it’s clear that it’s 100% based on irrational, emotive envy.

      The fact that people aren’t taught to recognize and temper their passions shows how much public schools are child abuse centers.

      • hayeksplosives

        Schools really are crippling to the mental and emotional wellbeing of many children.

        They want to play with their friends and climb trees, but they are taught that Gaia is dying, and it’s up to THEM to fix it.

        Or they tell a perfectly happy kid that he is really disadvantaged or that he wouldn’t accomplish anything without the beneficent hand of government.

      • Ted S.

        I’m jealous of how much you have; therefore you don’t deserve legal rights.

        Reminds me of this story I posted last Christmas.

      • hayeksplosives

        Why is succeeding in business always portrayed as stealing wealth? They really believe in a fixed pie that has to be divvied up more fairly. They don’t realize that only a few people take the risk and have the gumption to bake that pie…or build that reusable rocket ?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because that’s more emotionally comforting than the thought that they are losers who will never amount to anything and pale in comparison to those who succeed.

      • Raven Nation

        “than the thought that they are losers”

        I think in some cases it’s a little more than that. I figure I’m as smart as Musk, but, barring something extraordinary, I’m never going to be anywhere near as rich as him. A lot of that is that I’m wired differently (don’t have the entreprenurial gene), culturally I was raised to get a solid, decent-paying job, etc. Some of it is “luck” in that people like Musk have to be right place, right time.

        But, for me, I don’t really care because Musk didn’t steal any money from me and I’m not middle-class because of him. What we have, we worked our asses off for and we’re good with our life.

        IOW, a bigger issue is to say to people who are not losers, but also not Musk, “meh, this is the way the world works. Not because of dishonesty or anything, it just is. Learn to be content with what you have.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Fair enough. I think a lot of people just see “better than me” and immediately pass judgement on themselves and the other.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In other words, stoicism is out of fashion.

      • hayeksplosives

        The Amazon tracking story is maddening.

        One of the arguments I’ve heard against showing citizenship on drivers license or against showing ID to vote, is that we shouldn’t require bureaucrats and volunteers to be law experts or identification inspectors.

        Doesn’t the same argument apply to Amazon or other tracking services?

      • hayeksplosives

        Notice that Musk is being singled out as a rich guy, not Bezos or Tyler Perry or the Clintons. This is because Musk refuses to pander and get political.

        Then he committed the ultra sin :

        He called the restrictions ‘fascist’ and demanded that governments ‘give people back their goddamn freedom’”

        Interestingly, it’s tough to find his original tweet. Now you just find

        ‘I will be on the line with everyone else,’ he wrote on Twitter. ‘If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.’

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Never mind that the 2 billion is purely imaginary. I always laugh when someone says we should take everything over a billion in wealth. 99% of the time, that wealth is asset valuations and not cash.

      • Viking1865

        We’re about to enter our second century of SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION as though the value in a factory, or now a data center, is intrinsic to it, and not completely based on the the human actions taken in running it.

        These people seriously believe that the Amazon datacenter just goes beep beep boop and everyone not loading or driving a truck just fucks around on the Internet all day.

      • C. Anacreon

        Exactly this. People have this idea that when he “made” $2 billion that wheelbarrows full of $100 bills rolled into his garage. If he actually tried to sell $2 billion of his stock, the price would plummet and he’d get far less than the reported value.

        Those clamoring for a “wealth tax” of, say 3% annually on super-wealthy’s paper assets would likely be pissed what that did to their retirement accounts, as so many billionaires would have to dump stock to meet their levies. It’s not just shoveling greenbacks out of their swimming pool.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    you just don’t want an African American succeeding in the US.

    Excellent.

    • hayeksplosives

      “What does the ‘W’ stand for? The Worse NBA?”

    • hayeksplosives

      Don Imus cares…

      • Sean

        *snicker*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And no one other than deadline noticed.

      I find it interesting that pro sports players seem to think we care about their pet causes. You’re an entertainer, ENTERTAIN ME.

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’m in the Lazy Boy with my Belgian Ale and an ice pack. I’ve been trenching gutter drains all day in hard clay. I’m whipped.

    Hope I can get out of bed tomorrow.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I’ll start drinking, sometime later.

      Probably.

      • Nephilium

        Probably?

        I am disappoint.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I might have to drive

      • TARDIS

        This is what happens when you don’t teach your orphans important life skills. They probably don’t have any damn manners either.

    • Rebel Scum

      In reaction, parts of the cycling community demanded that prominent bike brands stop selling bicycles to police departments.

      I can’t figure out the relationship between a bike and police brutality. Whatever. I have a ribeye to cook.

      • Jarflax

        It is a bit involved, bear with me as Iexplain:

        Riding a bike makes a grown man look like an idiot, or worse a euroweenie
        Looking like a euroweenie causes humiliation
        Humiliated people become angry
        Angry people lash out and commit brutal acts unless they fear consequences
        Cops do not fear consequences
        Therefore, bike riding cops lash out and commit brutal acts
        Brutal acts commited by cops are what we call police brutality

        Q.E.D.

      • Nephilium

        Glad I just look like an idiot then.

    • Nephilium

      /starts looking up Trek touring bikes

      Damn it. My preferred store doesn’t carry Trek.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Trek seems to have been franchising their own stores as of late. A local chain switched over to their name recently. Now all they carry is Trek.

      • littleruttiger

        Giant had a branded store in Scottsdale Az for some time, but I think they had to switch over to a more general offering

  25. egould310

    Whoever re-strung my acoustic guitar last time must have been drunk. What an asshole.

    • blackjack

      I flipped my kid’s “Tot-o-caster” to left handed. Even popped the nut off and flipped it. Now, he’s decided he might be right handed after all. Might just buy him another “kid-o-caster” because it’s prolly not easy to pop the nut back out after I glued it in. Imma wait until he seems more committed though. He’s seven.

    • Rhywun

      That woman is giving Deblasio a run for his money as “worst mayor in America”.

  26. Surly Knott

    Well. Well, well, well. Expect this not to get coverage.

    • Suthenboy

      I heard a story on TV about the development of a vaccine for COV19 and the story was a bit vague. I guessed because they had found that immunity to some viruses due to prior exposure would give you some immunity or full immunity to closely related viruses but the story seemed to be deliberately avoiding that.
      The other thought that made me give them a narrowed gaze was the possibility that COV19 might have been around a lot longer than they are telling us.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Expect this not to get coverage.

    Not so novel, after all?

    “Haha, we goofed. What are you gonna do?”

  28. Spudalicious

    For those of you who missed the beer article today, mexican sharpshooter has started a change.org petition pushing back at the petition against Trader Joe’s “cultural appropriation”. I’m reposting the link because I don’t think a lot of people saw it.

    https://www.change.org/p/trader-joe-s-trader-jos%C3%A9-is-not-offensive?recruiter=57488905&recruited_by_id=a73b1220-d70a-0130-92c5-3c764e049b10&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=petition_dashboard

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Hey! Thats my link!

      • dbleagle

        Signed!