STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT ADVICE

by | Jul 31, 2020 | Advice | 213 comments

STEVE SMITH LIKE SHIRT!

STEVE SMITH BACK INTO ROTATION ON FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN WEBSITE! ALL DONE BEING HOBO. HIM MISS CAVE…AND, BE HONEST, HIKER AND CAMPER RAPE CLEANER THAN HOBO RAPE. IYKWSSMAITYD. THEM HAVE BETTER SNACKS TOO.

SO STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLES. GOODEST ADVICE CAN FIND! NOW.

START WITH OLD, NOT FUNNY, NOT GLIBERTARIAN HOOMAN.

Q: My boyfriend of two years, “Kevin,” recently broke up with me. We’ve had problems in the past about me lying to him or withholding information. I didn’t lie because I’m an awful person. I lied because he had high expectations of me, and I didn’t want to be a disappointment. He is truly the first person I have loved unconditionally since the breakup with my child’s father five years ago.

Kevin and I are still friends — sometimes with benefits — but he has moved on to another woman. I’m heartbroken, and it has taken a toll on me. When I visited him the other day, I realized that she has practically moved in! She has her toiletries over there just like I did at one point.

I really want my boyfriend back! Kevin and I had talked about a life together, buying a house, taking trips, even getting married, the whole nine yards. But I’m worried this new woman will get the life with the man I love that I had been longing for for so long. What advice, if any, can you offer me?

A:

THAT NOT FOR YOU. IT FOR OLD BOYFRIEND. HIM GOT GOOD THING GOING, AND HIM ABLE HAVE TWO BALL IN AIR AT ONCE. HAHAHAHA! STEVE SMITH MAKE GOOD JOKE!

BUT STEVE SMITH GET SERIOUS NOW… NO, HIM CAN’T. HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SILLY. HIM HAVE NEW LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND, AND HAVE YOU ON SIDE. WAKE UP. SMELL COFFEE. SET FIRE HIM APARTMENT AND RUN AWAY. BLAME RIOTERS. YOU WELCOME.

.

NEXT, VERY SILLY HOOMAN FROM SLATE.

Q: When I was 20, my older sister and her wife approached me about being a sperm donor for them. My family was all for it. Looking back, they all put a lot of pressure on me to say yes. I love my niece, and she understands the circumstances of her birth, but I’ve had a few uncomfortable moments where she looks and acts so much like me that I instinctively think, “Oh wow, she’s my kid.” I don’t regret my decision, but I wouldn’t do it again. I’m now seriously dating a woman I see a future with. My sister and her wife have separated twice (it’s been a tumultuous marriage). They recently reconciled and decided they want a second kid—and for me to donate sperm again. I said no, and my sister got really upset. She said I was “destroying” her chance at a second child because she wants a biological link between the kids. She even tried blaming my girlfriend (they don’t really get along because their personalities clash), but I told my sister to back off, that it was sick to think anyone “owed” her sperm, and that babies don’t fix broken marriages.

That offended my sister-in-law (who, frankly, my parents prefer to all of their own kids). Now my parents are picking apart my refusal: Am I planning to get married and have kids with my girlfriend soon? You said yes before, why not now? Don’t you think they are good moms? Why don’t you want to give us another grandchild? Even my other sister is puzzled about my refusal. I pointed out she could donate an egg to help them out and she said it wasn’t the same. I am beating my head against a brick wall here. I don’t get why my “No” isn’t enough, especially since my family is supposedly very liberal and supports reproductive freedom. This is putting a lot of stress on my relationship because my family has decided to scapegoat my girlfriend rather than deal with my older sister’s entitlement.

A: STEVE SMITH AGOG. HIM AGHAST. HIM FIND FAMILY WEIRDER THAN HIMS, AT LAST!

STEVE SMITH HELP. HIM BE PART OF TWO PRONG STRATEGY. FIRST, YOU GET SILLY FAMILY TOGETHER, THEN STEVE SMITH HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK.

LEAVE ALONE, WEIRD HOOMANS!

SECOND, WHEN THEM WAKE UP, SAY DONATION MADE, STOP BOTHER YOU! HOW DONATION MADE?

 

FREE CASCADIA!

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STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH

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213 Comments

  1. Sean

    People are weird.

  2. Threedoor

    Yes yes they are.

  3. Threedoor

    Yes yes they are.

  4. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Assuming the sister wants her brother’s sperm for her wife to get pregnant and not something even weirder than that because who the hell knows nowadays, the kids would still have a biological link through the mother.

    • Chafed

      Shhhhh. You’ll give away the secret.

    • straffinrun

      A tied burlap sack thrown over the bridge?

      • Sean

        I shouldn’t have laughed that hard. I like kitties (that don’t live in my home).

  5. hayeksplosives

    The First Lady is just pathetic. The dude has moved on, sister. Maybe he wouldn’t have had to dump you if you hadn’t been such a lying dog face pony soldier.

    • WWJD with a smartphone

      why you pick on Melania? 🙂

  6. leon

    Zardoz would not be pleased with the brother for caving the first time.

  7. hayeksplosives

    The second letter is sadder. I’m completely on the guys side. 20 was too young to ask him something of that magnitude.

    He should shut everyone down by bringing up the argument that just because a woman has sex voluntarily with some guy once doesn’t mean he has a right to her body whenever he wants from then on.

    • hayeksplosives

      Also, legally couldn’t he be on the hook to pay child support?

      Also also, isn’t it rather intolerant of his sister to insist her kids have to have matching DNA?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s quite the imposition. Besides, they could probably find a weird cousin or a skeevy uncle that’d be happy to donate which would be almost as good.

      • Fourscore

        A divorce in the future, the bio mom gets custody, the ‘husband’ get child support. Wasn’t supposed to be like that.

        “What tangled webs we weave…”

      • Sensei

        Varies by state.

        Maybe one of our JDs here will chime in. My issue I don’t think there is a fully airtight way to absolve the donor if some judge decides your DNA makes you writing a check “in the child’s best interest”.

      • Chafed

        You are right it varies by state. Most, maybe all, state laws on child support can be avoided with a properly drawn contract.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I don’t understand why he’s not just banging the s-i-l. “Here, I’ll donate some sperm.”

      • Jarflax

        I suspect she is more flannel and marlboros and less lipstick and lingerie

    • straffinrun

      I don’t get the problem. Steal one of his socks and wring it out.

  8. straffinrun

    Why pay for the cow when the milk is free?

  9. Aloysious

    There’s no lovin’ like STEVE SMITH lovin’.

    • Hyperion

      What the fuck did I just watch? *pops another beer*

      • Spudalicious

        Latinos for orangemanbad. It gives me a chuckle.

      • Hyperion

        I don’t get it. Didn’t SloJo address the audience in perfect Spanish for hours at his last rally?

    • Chafed

      That was good. Very clever.

  10. Hyperion

    We went to get a few groceries. It was one of those ‘is there anything we don’t already have?’, runs. I remembered that I was almost out of Cayenne pepper sauce, and running out of that would be the next worst thing to the apocalypse.

    So we headed out. After we had our grocery haul, I thought maybe I should get some beer, there’s none in the house and I’m not going out tomorrow, it’s the first of the month, which means the welfare stampede. No thanks. Better stock up on beer for another stay at home week.

    Then I remembered a store near here I put in an order on Drizly a couple of times and they had some beers I’ve never seen anywhere else. We went down there, never been in there before. It’s in a really fucked up place to get to and we had to circle around a few times while the wife was on Google maps trying to figure out how we get back there. So finally we figured out how to get back this alley to their parking lot. Those guys have maybe the best selection of beer I’ve ever seen around here.

    So… what was I talking about? I don’t really know what the point of that was, I just needed to post something. I’m so burnt out on work.

    • Rebel Scum

      Cayenne pepper sauce

      I read this as “Kanye pepper” and it struck me that someone might be missing a marketing opportunity.

      burnt out on work

      This week and last week I finally got a couple projects that have been a thorn in my side approved for construction. Yesterday I pulled the trigger too soon on doing prints for the county/state departments that require extra copies while we were still making minor changes and negotiating a final few details. So I had to do a bunch of slipsheets. And when doing those I discovered an error in the slipsheets. So I had to slipsheet the slipsheets. (slipsheet inception…). And I had to do it because the little Berniebot office admin person that usually does these things for me was “too busy” and said it would take “hours”. I did the more than a dozen sets of plans in 90 minutes…

      Anyway it’s about beer:30.

      • Hyperion

        “Cayenne pepper sauce”

        Crystal again today. Seems the most popular around here, our local markets don’t carry Louisiana. But I can’t much tell the difference, Crystal is good.

        “Past beer thirty”

        3 beers past it now.

        Projects, damnit. I estimated the one I’m working on right now at 27 hours and I’m usually pretty damn close.

        40 hours in. Crikey, talk about a lot of code, I asked them, do you really need this? Let’s do this instead. ‘No we really like the way this works!, let’s add these 5 new review types!’. Ughh. OK. I sooo want to work on something else. I got most of the code debugged today, only trivial stuff left to fix, but I’m so burnt out. I need another beer.

      • R C Dean

        2 liters of Macarico piri piri sauce arrived today. That’s some good shit. ?

  11. Rebel Scum

    my older sister and her wife

    I might have missed something. Which one got the sperm?

    • Sean

      Snowballed.

    • Threedoor

      Warms my helicopter.

    • This Machine

      I’m getting a Runaway Horses kinda vibe here. I like it.

    • Chafed

      It’s Japan so I imagine he was sentenced to 10 years and was released in 5.

  12. DEG

    Ownbestenemy, sorry about your dad.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Seconded, Sorry man

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks Yusef.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thanks DEG. Couldnt make it to the zoom. Got busy digging for my grandpas military service records.

      Saw my dads…1 yr, 9 mo of drafted service Vietnam and he came out an E5….but served stateside. Wondering how my dad made all that rank in such a short period.

      • Chafed

        I appear to have missed something. I gather your dad died. I’m sorry. My condolences to you and your family.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah. It was just too much attacking his body. Thanks.

    • straffinrun

      Just noticed this. Yeah, sorry to hear that, OBE.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks Straff

  13. J. Frank Parnell

    When I was 20, my older sister and her wife approached me about being a sperm donor for them.

    I think I saw a documentary about this on pornhub.

    • Chafed

      Many documentaries of this on Pornhub… I’m told.

  14. Hyperion

    UCS, if you’re around, I read your chapter one short story last night. Pretty good, made me interested in what will happen next with Kord and his ‘dog’. Very nice touch with the ‘they took everything away from me and the birthday’ theme, and also the characterization of the dog guy, I’m impressed, good job. Funny, I used to suffer from the birthday thing when I was a kid, in a different way, because my bday is right after Christmas. So all the other kids had a Christmas and birthday, but mine were combined for convenience, I wouldn’t get a birthday party because we just had Christmas and I’d get one present with a ‘this is for Christmas and your Birthday’. LOL, seriously, that’s serious stuff to a little kid, I’d cry all day because of that slight.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m glad you find it interesting, and sorry about your unfortunate birthday.

      • Hyperion

        LOL about the bday. Unfortunate circumstances.

        But yeah, good job, looking forward to the next chapter!

  15. Spudalicious

    That second one is strange enough that if he isn’t going natural on the sisters wife, and she isn’t hot, then the answer is no. But if the answer is yes, we have entered the twilight zone and YMMV.

    • Chafed

      Her lesbianic nature precludes your Sapphic dreams.

    • Sensei

      Tonight while speaking with my friend I learned harpsichord is チェンバロ (chenbaro). Looks like it came from the German.

      I didn’t realize the English appears unique.

      Italian: clavicembalo, French: clavecin, German: Cembalo, Spanish: clavecín, Portuguese: cravo

      Although the English word is Latin derived.

    • Sean

      Lol!

      See that mob getting ready to take that guys steak?

      That why I show mine with protection. Totally makes me look rational now.

  16. Crusty Juggler

    Dudley Moore’s foot or Sandy Duncan’s eye?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Peter Falk’s eye

      • Crusty Juggler

        A WILDCARD ENTERS THE RACE

    • straffinrun

      That’s like getting caught between the moon and NYC.

  17. Crusty Juggler

    Jack Nicholson’s henchman from 1989’s Batman or Ben Gazzara’s henchman from 1989’s Road House?

    • EvilSheldon

      You mean Bob? Then Bob. Definitely.

      The Joker: My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t somebody tell me he had one of those… things? Bob, gun.

      *Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him*

      The Joker: I’m gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Not just Bob, but Bob weighs the scales for sure.

        Then again one of Ben Gazzara’s henchman was Terry Funk…

  18. Crusty Juggler

    Hefty flaccid but average erect penis, or teensie flaccid and above-average erect penis?

    • EvilSheldon

      Nothing is more fun than playing with a dick that gets bigger. We are gonna go with door number two.

      • Crusty Juggler

        The show-ers in the room take a knee.

  19. Crusty Juggler

    Dying on a Revel scooter or death via auto-erotic asphyxiation?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Burning in your car, or flying through the windshield?

      • Threedoor

        Windshield. Blunt force trauma only hurts afterwards.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        So, no seatbelts for you?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Dad rejected seat belts in cars (he wore them while flying) for 83 years. I was quite surprised by the number of people who mentioned an objection to that fact at his memorial.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        My grandma didn’t wear seatbelts either. She said she would just sit heavy.

      • Threedoor

        Given the choices. I reject the state having any say wether or not I choose to use them. I do because they have saved my ass.

      • Plinker762

        I wear them so I can drive even more recklessly.

      • Hyperion

        I don’t know man. When I was 17 years old, 2 of my cousins and a guy I knew back then, were driving along and they guy I knew was, I suppose as told, very extremely high. Which is very believable because I know firsthand of those days. I guess they all were.

        Anyway, as my cousin told the story.

        We were just driving down the road there, passing a joint and we were all high as hell, and some of us were drunk and doing acid (including the driver), and the next thing I know, we’re driving though this corn field, very slowly, and laughing, and all of the sudden we come to this sudden stop. Not a really hard stop, just ‘thump’ and we’re not moving anymore. So the driver is just slumped over the wheel, and I thought he’s passed out, so I was hitting him and saying ‘wake up man! We have to get this car out of here, before we get busted!’.

        The guy was dead. Cause of death? No one knows to this day, but they said ‘blunt trauma’. My cousin swears to this day that’s impossible, there wasn’t any real impact and even very minor dent in the front fender, like the crash wouldn’t have killed a fly.

      • Hyperion

        Heh, that’s good!

      • Crusty Juggler

        Yeah, I am fucking on point, bro. No big.

      • pistoffnick

        Perfunctory sex or no sex at all?

      • Lackadaisical

        Gotta say yes to the sex.

  20. R C Dean

    “the breakup with my child’s father five years ago“

    Why, no, no red flags here.

    • Lackadaisical

      Sorry can’t hear you over this blaring siren and all the flashing warning signs.

    • Threedoor

      I did not know, until this moment that in this world there existed, a perfect thing.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      I’m going to use that quote if my wife catches me watching porn. “But honey, a poet must not avert his eyes.”

  21. straffinrun

    Watch Bush hit Huey Lewis, Josh Groban and The Chilli Peppers all in one sentence. (Wish I had time to do a mashup of this).

    https://youtu.be/dqBIOgglhE0?t=93

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Where did Neph vacation to?

      • Gender Traitor

        Put-in-Bay….or so he claimed

      • UnCivilServant

        But then he liked to some place called Putin Bay.

        He’s a Russian Bot!

      • Gender Traitor

        For that matter, can you verify your current location? Hmmm??

      • UnCivilServant

        The internet; Glibertarians.com

    • TARDIS

      It sounds like bullshit to me. He has a DAUGHTER, not a niece. Man up, bitch.

      • TARDIS

        Thread fail…again. Goodnight.

  22. LJW

    Damn number 2 is in one messed up family. What kind of parents push their young son into doing that, then shame him when he refuses a second time?

    • Lackadaisical

      A very liberal family?

      He’s dumb to think lefties really believe men and women are equal.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        He should test their liberal values by finding a black guy who is willing to donate to his sister.

    • Lackadaisical

      Considering the economy contracted by 30% or so, their little idea clearly working very well.

    • creech

      Why not make it $2,000 a week then? If printing money and giving it out for folks to spend, then let’s just give everyone an unlimited credit card where Uncle Sam, not you, pays Chase and BofA.

      • Hyperion

        What happened to cutting taxes? There’s no way that anything could be better for recovery. In fact, let’s cut them permanently.

      • C. Anacreon

        People will still be getting unemployment compensation from their states that supposedly was adequate before the pandemic. It’s not like they’re getting totally cut off. But now perhaps it will be more sensible to go back to work rather than making more money by staying home. THAT should actually be what helps the economy. Sheesh.

    • Hyperion

      Yeah, people having to go back to work would be terrible. STFU!

    • Jarflax

      We’re screwed. Just get used to the idea that we are going to get to live through a great depression, and eventual currency devaluation. Bad as that sounds from our customary prosperity try to keep in mind that virtually every human who has lived experienced worse. Yes, the sliver lining I see is in fact that bad as itis about to get it won’t be nearly as bad as life in 1066.

      • leon

        I can’t see it getting much worse than 1999

      • Plinker762

        Right before Y2K killed us all?

      • Jarflax

        I think you underestimate the effects of the supply chain, futures and farming disruptions. I do not recall any shortages in 1999.

  23. Hyperion

    They had 25 cans of GOYA black bean soup on the shelves of our local grocery today. I bought all of them. I really love that stuff, now that it triggers woketards, it tastes twice as good. We were at the checkout and as usual, wifey is bagging and I’m scanning and she ways ‘OMG! Mr. Hyperion, what is this?’. And I said really loud ‘I love GOYA! I’m buying all that shit!’, lol.

    I noticed that the mask obedience is starting to die. I saw three people right off not wearing them when we first entered and now (((they))) seem to have completely sworn them off now, not that (((they))) were much going along as it was, but now that’s over”.

    BTW, I hate to say this, but the Orthodox them around here, while I can say never bother anyone, can be extremely rude. like today when I had finished payment and gotten my receipt and went down to help my wife put everything in the cart. She still had a bunch of bagged stuff on the belt that she hadn’t had time to put into the cart yet, so this dude behind me hurls this two litre plastic soda down the belt towards our stuff. I caught it, hesitated, and for effect, shoved it back up the belt toward him. I looked and he looked aside. God, I fucking hate rude people. There are seriously some times I want to punch someone in the face.

    • Lackadaisical

      Should have ventilated him. 😉

    • Rebel Scum

      I noticed that the mask obedience is starting to die.

      I, for one, have refrained from and will continue to refrain from participating in Covid-1984 mask minstrel theater.

      • DEG

        It seems to be increasing here in NH.

        I only bend while I’m in Nashua since they’re under the government’s gun.

        Tomorrow I go grocery shopping at a place that didn’t require masks last week. We’ll see if that has changed.

      • Rebel Scum

        I have been in a few restaurants that supposedly have the arbitrary “wear it to and from the table” rule. While people I have been with have done so I have not done so once and no one has said a damned thing to me about it. Of course there is always that “I have a medical issue” caveat should any one raise the issue.

      • DEG

        There is a place in Nashua that ignores the mask ordinance. There I don’t wear a mask, just like the staff.

      • Threedoor

        Washington has gone full retard on the masks. Thankfully I have only been in one store since lots Inslee made his full decree. However i was ‘that’ customer.

  24. dbleagle

    Good luck to the Florida and EDT Glibs. May the hurricane stay offshore.

    • DEG

      Someone that works at the PT center I go to for my back left today for a vacation on the Outer Banks.

      I was at PT on Thursday, and hadn’t paid any attention to the hurricane. Tonight I saw the predicted path map, and said, “Uh oh, I should have said something.” Hopefully that person’s vacation isn’t ruined.

      And hopefully everyone else on the East coast does OK.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Doesn’t look like the astronauts are coming down Sunday,

    • Hyperion

      The best Boston song is Hitch a Ride, it’s not even close.

      • C. Anacreon

        “Smokin” has some great instrumentals.

  25. DEG

    Have any of our Canadian contingent purchase a surplus Canadian Ranger Lee-Enfield No. 4?

  26. slumbrew

    My buddy’s father just passed away – I had no idea he was so decorated – 2 silver stars, 5 bronze stars with V, 2 legion of merit, 2 distinguished service medals and more.

    I regret never meeting the man. Requiescat in pace, LTC Blue.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • Gustave Lytton

      RIP. Sounds like a great man and looks like many adults I knew when I was growing up.

      • slumbrew

        Assuming you didn’t dive into all the comments, but in reference to “the Jersey”:

        His platoon was surrounded, they were using spider holes. Asked for arty
        support, asked for air support. Nothing available. Guy on the radio called
        back…i have an option, but youre not going to like it. So that’s how he he
        ended up calling is close fire support…from a battleship. Says it was the
        most scared he’d ever been in his life.

        That is insane.

      • slumbrew

        Well, that was Vietnam and he died yesterday, so yes?

        Snark aside, I assume “it kept them all from being killed” would be considered a success in that situation.

      • UnCivilServant

        They might have had to save themselves after an ineffective display of heavy ordinance, I don’t know.

    • KSuellington

      Thanks slum, what a story. RIP LTC Blue.

  27. Stinky Wizzleteats

    A bunch of the Maxwell documents were redacted before release, the typical blacking out, in a way that can be bypassed by copying and pasting the blacked out text so it displays the underlying text.

    https://youtu.be/Nc6eJFegC5M

    Whoops.

    • Rebel Scum

      So it’s a layered pdf? Do you know who else?

    • KSuellington

      The part where Hillary was taking blood transfusions of underage girls before Bill took them on a flight to the Caribbean was not surprising, but I wouldn’t have expected her to call them her “little Monicas”.

    • Hyperion

      Boa Noite.

  28. Ownbestenemy

    Found my Norweigan linage back to 1666 in Etne, Norway. New bucket list item added.

    • Threedoor

      That’s pretty cool. My mom has figured out a few lines of her side of the family back to the mid 1700s in France and what Poland.

    • KSuellington

      Awesome find. You could take a trip on the fjords if you go there, it’s close to some. That reminds me to do some genealogical research. Norway would be in my top twenty foreign destinations that I’ve never been. In Europe only Portugal and Iceland are ahead of it, most of the rest I’ve seen. You may consider buying a flight in a year as long as it’s refundable which most are right now. It’s likely very cheap.

      • Jarflax

        Is he pining for the fjords?

      • tripacer

        He’s not pining, he’s passed on

      • C. Anacreon

        I don’t even have an ex-parrot. But 16-year-old me toured Norway with our high school choir in 1977, and I’m still pining for incredibly beautiful women we saw in Oslo, each seemingly better than the last. And their asses, just wow. They knew how to wear slinky jeans long before the trend came to the states.

      • KSuellington

        Heh. That reminds me that I worked with a Norwegian girl in Holland. She had a steady boyfriend so I kept it as friends. She was your type doc, bond and lithe, with a fuck you attitude. We went out to drink a couple times after work and had a blast. Then, months later after she was back in Norway, she sends me a bunch of unsolicited naked shots of her in a sauna and out in the snow outside rubbing snow on her tits. I couldn’t make it to Norway because I was headed to Brazil. I will always regret that.

      • C. Anacreon

        .She was your type doc, blond and lithe, with a fuck you attitude.

        Ah, you know me well, my friend. Throw in a dash of freckles and I’m at their mercy.

    • Chafed

      That’s quite a way back.

    • Tejicano

      Piling on late as usual but what the hell…

      My paternal side has been traced to a small German farm just south of the Danish border. My dad’s cousin married a German girl and they visited once. The family there still owns the farm – it’s been in the family for more than 5 centuries. I might just make the journey some day. Maybe it should be more of a priority to me.

    • C. Anacreon

      So the the story became cervix with a smile?

    • hayeksplosives

      We are going to be a society that uses NewSpeak at work and at all public functions, but a few PlainSpeakers will subtly signal to each other that we have not yet been assimilated.

    • Rhywun

      Big message to “women” that they’ve been demoted on the victim stack.

      • Chafed

        Absolutely. TERFS hardest hit. Let’s see how long a coalition can hang together when it keeps eating its own.

      • hayeksplosives

        I think the gender by self declaration (w/o hormone) and the effect on school sports will be the fault line.

        Many many kids will be affected by not being able to win or compete effectively against boys in sports. Scholarships for student athletes will get lots of attention.

        Title IX will implode.

  29. hayeksplosives

    I am a bit riled up and depressed after listening to Mark Steyn’s latest podcast.

    Is it crazy to believe we are on the precipice? I know plenty of other generations have wondered the same thing. But eventually some of us will be right.

    • Chafed

      Remember he makes his living convincing people to believe that. We are a nation of flawed human beings. We have had spasms of crazy before. We lived through it.

      • hayeksplosives

        I will put down the paper bag now that I can breathe. Thanks.

        Tomorrow will be a lovely sunny day. I’m going to enjoy it.

      • Chafed

        Enjoy your pool. I’ll be in mine.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Wifey and her three daughters are currently vacationing in one of the beauty spots of our Province. Each and every one works for the government in some capacity. Why does that E.B. Forster story that someone linked earlier come to mind?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Sorry. Just feeling a little bereft and alone just now. Not the first fucking time. I wish I could beat that ennui into a bloody pulp.

      • Rhywun

        Find a hobby and beat the shit out of it. That’s what I do.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I like to golf and fish but I have no golfing or fishing buddies.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Picture Festus, head down, twirling a skipping rope tied to a tree while pondering a chalked bunch of squares on the pavement and wondering what they portend…

      • Fourscore

        Hey, Son, I know an Old Guy that has no fishing partners anymore. Got a boat, can’t travel. Land O’ Lakes area.
        Too bad this great continent is so great, eh?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Yup. Dust on the golf clubs, spider-webs in the boat.

  30. Festus' Mustache

    Trump is banning Tik-Tok.

    • Rhywun

      I read Microsoft wants to buy it.

      LOL

  31. Timeloose

    Good Morning all.

    • Sean

      Morning