The Ghost of Don Swissxote Rides

by | Jul 1, 2020 | Catalonia, KHAAAAAANNN!!!, Liberty, Rule of Law | 386 comments

We ride! No face masks!

I had given up on the Catalans dedication to their independence from Spain, once their leaders were stuffed into prison and little came of it. We are watching the same sort of thing, but worse, happen to Hong Kong.

As I opined at the time of the Catalans failing, the only sure way to secure your independence was through force of arms. Note, I am speaking of people who seek independence from a larger, central state – not the disintegration and loss of will of empires such as the British in India, or the USSR collapsing. Spain is very much there, and will not let it’s richest part walk away. The CCP manages an aggressively postured empire that has seized Tibet, grabbed parts of India, is staking out sea territories none of the world recognizes …and is now squashing Hong Kong.

Unless you can shoot your way out – you will remain part of such states.

The only bit that gives me a bit of hope for Hong Kong is not for the place. That is gone, now…but the people. The British version of The Hair has made a rather startling offer. What good is Hong Kong to the CCP if it is devoid of all her productive citizenry – the people that made such a small place so very valuable.

I will be keeping a wary, but hopeful eye on how this plays out.

What is the Hong Kong version of Don Quixote?

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

386 Comments

  1. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    Too Local………..

    • Trigger Hippie

      *raises tall can tentatively*

      …Tall cans?

      • Rhywun

        Does a tall tumbler count? ?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Count? Hell, it’s a vast improvement over the swill I’m currently drinking.

        Cheers!

  2. Q Continuum

    Hong Kong was fucked as soon as the UK gave them back to China.

    RIP.

    • pistoffnick

      Yep.

      Hong Kong is was my favorite city.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s am interesting question for our Maoist agitators in the US.

      “What’s your opinion on Hong Kong?”

      • Aloysious

        Answer: Who?

      • Trigger Hippie

        See also: Xinjiang

      • Rhywun

        “Gesundheit.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Kashgar and Dzungaria. It’s not been Sinisized yet.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Sinisized for your protection.”

        /Yeah, I don’t think so.

    • Gustave Lytton

      HK was fucked as soon as the CCP won the Chinese civil war. Hong Kong couldn’t be held, even if the UK had the willpower, without the New Territories and that lease was expiring. The HK deal was probably as good as it got.

    • hayeksplosives

      Yeah, I shed a tear at the time, watching the flag changing ceremony. The Brits looked grim, HK looked nervous, and CCP looked like the cat that got the canary.

  3. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    Also, check out China Uncensored on YT,
    Chris Chappel is probably a dead man, the CCP no Likee him,

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “What is the Hong Kong version of Don Quixote?c

    Tilting at Terracotta warriors?

    • Rhywun

      Those are in Xi’an.

      /pedant

  5. Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

    “What is the Hong Kong version of Don Quixote?”
    Jackie Chan?

  6. kinnath

    UK should have made the residents of Hong Kong British citizens before the hand over.

    • TARDIS

      As long as they converted to Islam first.

    • leon

      UK should have told the CCP to fuck off and that their agreement was with the Emperor of China.

      • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

        ^this,

      • Swiss Servator

        …so, how long would it take the PLA to run over HK in that case? 45 minutes?

      • Gadfly

        This is the unfortunate truth. If the UK had tried to hold Hong Kong, it would have been as successful as when Portugal tried to hold Goa.

  7. Don Escaped the Quality Department

    old story: I read Homage to Catalonia in Catalonia

    • Rhywun

      I read an Agatha Christie book (don’t remember which one) in Catalonia – in German.

  8. Timeloose

    I still remember my car ride from Shenzhen to HK. You cross the checkpoint, then you change the side of the road you drive on, and then everyone drove over the speed limit.

    No one speed in Shenzhen.

    • leon

      So like a military base…

      • TARDIS

        Like it’s a police state or something.

      • Timeloose

        That’s what it felt like.

      • TARDIS

        Prior to reunification, I was too young to experience the drive from West Germany proper through all checkpoints to get to West Berlin to visit my Oma. Apparently if you hit the checkpoints too soon, you got a fine. Hit them too late, you had the “police” searching for you.

      • Rhywun

        All I remember from driving around East Germany is the potholes everywhere. The roads were complete shit. Oh, and the smog.

      • Crusty Juggler

        East Germany is Syracuse?

      • Rhywun

        Heh. I grew up in the similar Rochester so I can compare. East Germany was worse.

    • pistoffnick

      I remember everyone changing their sim cards in their phones at the border. I had a global phone . Then again I was probably paying $3-4 per minute on that snazzy phone.

    • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

      So like alternate universe without the Spock Beards?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Chinee Beard, FTW!

    • Tejicano

      I remember taking a hovercraft from Guangzhou back to Hong Kong in 1988. After having spent about four weeks backpacking around China it was a rush to travel like that back to what at the time was a developed country. The Chinese in Hong Kong were strikingly sophisticated in comparison to the people in the CCP.

  9. kinnath

    Outside air temp 78 degrees. Dew point 75 degrees. Relative humidity, 90%.

    The 4th of July must be just around the corner.

    • Joseph Adams, Tauron Cultural appropriator

      102 and 10% humidity, going to 113 by Sunday

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I did 121 in Cali, 122 at the Slabs, and 119 here, so far,
        and if the the wind is up, we play in it,

      • Bobarian LMD

        I saw 130 twice at FT Irwin, and above 120 regular.

        The humidity was below 5%. Chapped lips was almost a terminal condition.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And you are nuts…….

      • kinnath

        I didn’t know it was going to be 122 when I left for work in the morning.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        One never does,

  10. Yusef drives a Kia

    So Ducey fucked my Friends Family bar again, and then decides, no tubing, Tubing? are inflatable kayaks OK? what if you can steer your Tube?
    Fucking Asshole………

    • Trigger Hippie

      The local village/hamlet/whatever the fuck thing within the city limits just a few minutes walk away has decided not to participate in the new, or pretty much the old for that matter, ordinances put in place, thank the heavens. That includes the bar there. No masks, no Karens, the only place for miles where I can still sit on a stool in a dark room and have a smoke with my beer. No shits are given…

      …All things considered, I should probably try to tone down on the dramatic statements I sometimes post here while drinking. Many of you have it far worse.

      Appreciate the small things now, I can go insane later.

    • mrfamous

      Republicans are almost entirely useless except as a check on Democratic power overreach. And Ducey can’t even manage that. He’s managed to get everyone on both sides pissed at him. How the fuck did he manage to become governor with these horeshit instincts?

      • Homple

        “Republicans are almost entirely useless except as a check on Democratic power overreach.”

        Not even that, as we’ve seen every day since Obama was elected, and doubled in uselessness after Trump was elected.

    • hayeksplosives

      What on earth does banning tubing have to do with epidemic control??

      • Trigger Hippie

        FYTW?

    • Rhywun

      the American public sector simply doesn’t have the funds required to keep the nation stitched together

      Well, yes, when it costs ten times as much to build a mile of subway in NYC as in a major European city, I can see why there isn’t “enough”.

    • hayeksplosives

      First the government tells you what you want. Then it delivers it.

      Some shifting of goal posts might have occurred during transportation.

      • Plinker762

        Let’s see,

        Tubers like to raft together
        Tubing is fun
        Fun causes laughing
        Tubing is not protesting
        Therefore tubing will cause spreading of the CCPV

      • Plinker762

        This was supposed to be under the tubing ban question

    • westernsloper

      Comparing Canada to the United States is idiotic other than in the case of fast food. We own them. I don’t see a Tim Hortons in my town. Taking population into account and percent of said population that is actually paying taxes makes that whole argument mute.

  11. Count Potato

    Is there anything good about this year?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I learned to kayak, learned to golf, made some potential friends, saw some Wonderful landscapes, so yes, even though Wendy is gone, it’s been alright.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Around mid-April a lady gently inserted her pinky finger into my anus.

      • Swiss Servator

        Gently…yeah. Tell me another one.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Ok.

        Around late May a lady lifted her feminine sundress and gently inserted her erection into my tight tuss.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        …..Robitussin?

      • Ted S.

        FInger me gently,
        Finger me slowly,
        Take it easy, nice and slow,
        ‘Cause I have never been fingered like this before….

    • Trigger Hippie

      Blimps? Or have they been canceled too?

  12. Crusty Juggler

    “What is the Hong Kong version of Don Quixote?”

    Raymond “Shrimp Boy” Chow?

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      I’ll take Stephen over him. Well…..almost.

  13. whiz

    So I was looking at the map in the St. Louis area where that couple held off the mob. The owner claimed their place wasn’t on the way to the mayor’s house, but it sort-of is. On the other hand, they are in a gated community, and the mob had to get through the gate to get to their house, and going that way meant they had to go too far west and double back because the street to the mayor’s house doesn’t go through. The couple’s house is on the corner, but still inside the gate.

    I’m not positive about where the mayor’s house is, but the owner said it was at Lake and Washington, which is the intersection shown on the map.

    Anyway, if they really did break down the gate to get into the neighborhood, I can see being concerned.

    • whiz

      I should say that it was clear from the video that the mob was on Portland Place, not Kingshighway (which is outside the gate).

      Speaking of Kingshighway, how soon before that name gets changed.

      • Bobarian LMD

        What I understood was the Police had the road to the Mayor’s house blocked and the tried to cut thru the McCloskey’s property.

      • Bobarian LMD

        …and the *protestors* tried to…

      • whiz

        That makes sense, but they still had to go through a gate to get where they were.

    • Crusty Juggler

      We are all short pink-haired douchey lawyers.

    • Sean

      Haha!
      *points and laughs*

  14. Crusty Juggler

    Everything > plain > cinnamon raisin > blueberry > onion > whole grain

    • Trigger Hippie

      Wow, Coco Puffs has really expanded it’s flavoring options, huh?

    • Aloysious

      So, you’re saying you don’t like bagels?

  15. Count Potato

    “Sexual racism is racism. If you’re white & you find yourself writing off an entire ethnic group from your dating or sex life because you can’t imagine finding them attractive, recognise this as a learnt behaviour which originates in white supremacy. Here’s some more info: (1/2)

    Before you ask:
    – no, it’s not comparable to other sexual preferences which are either innate (gender) or don’t uphold a system of structural oppression (height)
    – no, it’s not racism if POC exclude white people from their sex lives (this is often done to protect from racism)

    And before you get mad in the comments (not my first time at the rodeo) I even have a YouTube video which explains this in more detail. I’ve given you all the info – I’ve made it easy.

    Will you take the time to be actively anti-racist today?”

    https://twitter.com/alexand_erleon/status/1278227862898774016

    No.

    • Rhywun

      Also no.

    • Jarflax

      We need to bring back bullying. Bullying had value. These people were too shielded in their childhoods and never learned the consequences of being an insufferable asshole.

      • Rhywun

        Too late. They have all the power now.

      • Jarflax

        You are probably right. But I think it is reversible using the pwoer of Pinochet.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Rotary winged aircraft drop offs……..

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep. Said it for years. Bullying and corporal punishment.

      • Count Potato

        We still have “bullying” it’s just over social media now. Bullies were big strong idiots who backed down if you fought back. It’s much harder to fight against against a mob, even if its individual members are cowards.

      • Derpetologist

        I’d say the SJWs are the bullies and they have been egged on by their parents and teachers for years. The only way to get rid of a bully is to fight back, but many people lack the courage for it. Conflict is risky, which is why most people avoid it.

        A bully is someone who deliberately seeks a fight with a weaker opponent. By that definition, everyone in a rioting mob is a bully.

        When I was in school, if someone fought back against a bully, they both got punished. It happened to me, albeit I got the lighter punishment.

        I don’t think children should be subjected to violence. They are often dumb and impulsive. As for insufferable adults, wood shampoos for the lot of them.

        And as always, an armed society is a polite society.

      • mrfamous

        I was bullied incessantly in high school. I _always_ fought back. I _always_ got the harsher punishment, sometimes they didn’t get punished at all. The Dean’s logic was that since I was in there every week, but it was a different bully every week, it must be my fault. I was eventually threatened with expulsion, so I had no choice but to stop fighting back and just take it for the last two years of High School.

        Bullies only stop when somebody stops them. It’s like an animal that gets a taste of blood.

      • Mojeaux

        I told my kids that if they fought back, I would back them up as far as I needed to.

      • Derpetologist

        I had basically one friend in middle school. We both got bullied by the same guy. My friend was a more violent sort. I didn’t see it happen, but I do know there was an altercation which began with the bully bothering my friend on top of the bleachers and ended with the bully on the floor of the gym with a fractured skull. That was the end of his bullying career.

        Unfortunately, my friend kept getting in trouble and ended up in juvy and later prison for a while. I wrote him letters. He said I was the only one who did. Anyway, he got out and made a decent life for himself. We still stay in touch.

        As I’ve mentioned before, I’m short, so people who want to get violent with me usually go for it. Whatever. I like a good fight once in a while. A recurring pattern in my life is that people will annoy, insult, or harass me and when I get angry at them, they stop. It sure would be great if they would just treat me with respect to begin with, or failing that, ignore me. Alas, that has not been the case.

        Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

      • Plinker762

        Whatever munchkin

      • Derpetologist

        People who try to drag you down are already beneath you.

      • Gadfly

        People who try to drag you down are already beneath you.

        That’s a great line. I’m surprised I haven’t heard it before.

      • Rhywun

        I discovered early on how not to be bullied in high school. Make a couple “cool” friends, play sports, etc.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Seems to me that they were, and turn-about is fair play, to them.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Up next: You’re A Bigot If You Don’t Fuck Everyone And Everything In Every Hole, Anywhere, At Anytime!!!…this comment excludes[subgroup].

    • Q Continuum

      Christ these people’s lives are empty.

      • TARDIS

        I disagree. They are stuffed to gills with impotent rage and hate.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Oooh! I just remembered that John Mayer once said that he loves other people from different ethnic groups but his dick is racist.

      Please cancel John Mayer, please cancel John Mayer, please cancel…

    • westernsloper

      I’m safe. I am not sure I can think of an ethnicity a women held who I did not make a financial transaction to do the nasty. Take that back. Never had a girlfriend of Indian heritage or banged an Indian hooker. Dot or feather. I never thought of a bucket list until now.

      • Trigger Hippie

        …I’ve never seen an Inuit woman I’ve found attractive but, I’ve never really sought one out either.

        /dicksoutforeskimos

      • pistoffnick

        Do a search for Divini Rae

      • Trigger Hippie

        That resulted in photos of a white girl with fake tits.

      • westernsloper

        I consider them, since we seem to be into collectivizing these days, as Native and I have seen lots of that group I find attractive I have just never been approached by one.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Fair enough. In my reflexive mind’s eye when I think Native, I generally think Plains Indian, many of which I find drool inducing.

        Maybe it’s the lack of genetic diversity due to a mostly isolated lifestyle or their average diet that causes my sexual disinterest towards their faces and body structures in general, I don’t know…

      • Aloysious

        I know one.

        No, she won’t play slap and tickle with me.

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      Hold on here….isn’t Mr. Fruity McSkittles basically telling the white folk that they owe it to non-whites to shag ’em? As in, the non-whites are losing out on the magnificence that white people supposedly bring to the table? Er, bed?

      Why else would he be so adamant in seeing whites diddle non-whites?

    • CPRM

      Huh, I’ve noticed it’s usually the female minorities who want to stick to ‘there own’, or at least choose them over me. But, anecdotal evidence is not evidence.

    • EvilSheldon

      My sole sexual preference these days is for people who aren’t simpering idiots. Sadly, this means I have to be pretty selective.

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Oliva de Havilland > Joan Fountain

    If I had a time machine, I’d totally for a three way with Olivia and Vivian Leigh. Forget never stick it in the crazy.

    • Jarflax

      If you have to pick a historical figure to switch sex lives with you can do worse than Errol Flynn.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ll even wear the mustache!

      • Q Continuum

        Wilt Chamberlain.

      • Jarflax

        Way too much work. Go for quality over quantity.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Quality > volume

      • Trigger Hippie

        ^

    • Trigger Hippie

      My favorite Olivia is Wilde.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Truth

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Well, she is a cunte…

    • Gadfly

      If you had a time machine you have an easy out to escape the crazy after the deed is done, so as long as you aren’t doing it with a proverbial black widow that rule does not apply in this situation.

  17. Crusty Juggler

    Is Dave Grohl our last rock star?

    Discuss.

    • Jarflax

      No, because we still have Lou Reed.

      • TARDIS

        Yeah, but also still have Roger Waters so we’re still zero sum.

    • LJW

      I’m not a fan of the Foo Fighters, but Dave Grohl seems like a pretty good guy.

      • EvilSheldon

        He’s apparently a pretty serious sporting clays shooter, so he can’t be a *complete* asshole…

    • Rhywun

      I dunno. The Foo Fighters peaked like 20 years ago.

      • Crusty Juggler

        He is the last greatest rock star. Fuck Springsteen peaked in liked ’77 and that mug sells out everywhere.

      • Rhywun

        “Rock” isn’t really my forte – especially recent rock – so I can’t really answer the question you posed. But I like the Foo Fighters FWIW.

      • Crusty Juggler

        It’s less their music – a lot of which is pretty good but it is not epic – but he is a rock star.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’s no Chad Kroeger.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *flat stare*

      • Bobarian LMD

        He’s the last rock star to actually make new rock music.

        3 Albums in the last decade, and they’re working on one now, supposedly.

      • Rhywun

        he is a rock star

        Oh. I don’t give two fucks about that. I only care about the music.

    • Chafed

      No. W. Axl Rose.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Both of him?

  18. Derpetologist

    fun facts

    Hong Kong means fragrant harbor. Xinjiang means new frontier- the Chinese conquered it in the 19th century.

    Xin got garbled into shin in Japanese where it means new, true, or god, depending on the context.

    And now for no reason at all, a scary-looking moth: the Gangis Moth
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoGRmiVioTE

    • Don Escaped the Quality Department

      kowtow

      • Derpetologist

        Means “knock head” in Chinese, as in “knock your head on the ground”.

        Legend has it that it was invented by the Chinese philosopher Bang Ding Ow.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Great, now I just remembered a racist joke I heard in my youth about how the Chinese name their children. It involved a marble and a sink.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Not garbled. It’s similar sound. Different romanization systems makes it appear more different.

      • Derpetologist

        OK, but shaolin in Chinese definitely got garbled into shorin in Japanese.

        Shaolin means young forest in Chinese. Kung fu was invented at the Young Forest Temple.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I must confess a little bit of a jape.

        Onyomi readings in Japanese is basically Chinese from several hundred years ago, so while there’s been divergence, its much more similar than kunyomi readings which are native japanese.

      • Derpetologist

        Yeah. Sun Tzu is called Sonshi in Japan. I mean, it’s not too far off but it probably sounds to Chinese speakers the same way eh-reh-bay-tah sounds to English speakers.

      • Derpetologist

        The Japanese word for to bow is rei but in Okinawa it sounds more like dei. Kind of Geddy Lee phenomenon I guess.

      • Sensei

        規律。礼。

        Essentially as a command bow is rei.

        An bow as a noun is commonly ojigi. お辞儀. Not enough strokes in the last kanji.

      • Derpetologist

        You’ve probably seen this before, but here goes:

        ***
        たいと(taito) is the most difficult Japanese Kanji on the record with a total of 84 strokes. It is formed by combining 3 雲 (くもkumo) with 3 龍 (りゅうRyuu). 雲means cloud and 龍 means dragon in English. たいと is said to be a type of Japanese surname.
        ***

        Sounds like a order at Denny’s: “3 clouds, 3 dragons, and 1 moons over my hammy.”

  19. westernsloper

    If the HKr’s take British citizenship and move to the UK is it really a big step up toward liberty? That situation sucks ass. Both do.

    • Jarflax

      Seize/buy Greenland, move them there as a fully independent nation and watch Greenland become the richest place on earth.

    • RegicidalManiac

      We ought to offer them visas. That’s a goddamn win-win right there.

      • Jarflax

        Do they want to come to another country being taken over by communists?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Bring them over! They’re Antifa Antimatter!

      • Gadfly

        They might appreciate coming to a country where they could actually fight back against the commies. They could become the new Roof Koreans.

      • Plinker762

        “Sorry you had to leave your country because of the commies, you may shoot a couple of ours”

      • Count Potato

        This.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Someone needs to meme this with the scene from Superbad where the guys talk about offering to by the girls booze.

    • Chafed

      UK is going to get 3 million voting anti-communists. They will move the Tories in a more freedom friendly direction.

    • westernsloper

      who graduated from Harvard in May with a degree in government and psychology

      A rational person would see the degree as a red flag.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        This^^

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      The Internet is forever, HA HA!

    • Rhywun

      Like the poor dear will suffer for job offers. ?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Future bureaucrat

        She’ll fit right in

      • TARDIS

        ^Exactly.
        9:1 odds she makes bank. The swamp is not deep, but it’s fucking wide and long. A shitstain will pick her up.

      • Derpetologist

        +1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardine_Dohrn

        ***
        The Weather Underground was a domestic terror group responsible for bombings of the United States Capitol, the Pentagon, and several police stations in New York, as well as the Greenwich Village townhouse explosion that killed three of its members.[16]

        Dohrn was a principal signatory on the Weather Underground’s “Declaration of a State of War” in May 1970 that formally declared “war” on the U.S. Government, and completed the group’s transformation from political advocacy to violent action.

        In the article, Dohrn clearly stated support for communist ideology:[17]

        We are building a communist organization to be part of the forces which build a revolutionary communist party to lead the working class to seize power and build socialism. … We must further the study of Marxism-Leninism within the WUO [Weather Underground Organization]. The struggle for Marxism-Leninism is the most significant development in our recent history. … We discovered thru our own experiences what revolutionaries all over the world have found — that Marxism-Leninism is the science of revolution, the revolutionary ideology of the working class, our guide to the struggle …

        According to a 1974 FBI study of the group, Dohrn’s article signaled a developing commitment to Marxism-Leninism that had not been clear in the group’s previous statements, despite their trips to Cuba and contact with Vietnamese communists there.
        ***

      • mrfamous

        Wonder what her net worth is these days. Gotta be several millions with all the cushy law jobs and professor jobs she got.

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Yummy and sweet.

      • dbleagle

        Damn, seeing those was a pick me up for a rather meh day. You were hired by an accounting firm, the very definition of a grey corporate environment. You decided to be a special rainbow and were handed a huge learning experience. Learn from it, or not, snowflake.

    • Chafed

      Deloitte dodged a bullet.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        No crab ever thinks it is responsible for the infection.

  20. Yusef drives a Kia

    Here ya go, right now we are vulnerable, and an EMP hit would wreck us, no invasion needed, Discuss……

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Without social media we’re doomed.

    • Trigger Hippie

      We all Converge at Sloopy’s, stock up on bacon, bourbon, bayonets, bazookas, bud, beer, have Mexican butt sex, immigrate just south of the border, fight off a cartel, then claim our own CHOP zone.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I like your thinking…

      • TARDIS

        #metoo
        Buuutt, we need air support and armor.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Drones, I have them,

      • Plinker762

        I like the way you think

      • Plinker762

        Weaponized drones?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hell yes, someone I know? figured out the tech………

      • Trigger Hippie

        A Crowdsourced Kinetic Harpoon, FTW.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        You know…there are those among us, here, who could help out on that front.

        If we were to ask nicely enough. Maybe offer up sufficient, compensational trade.

      • Plinker762

        I’m sure Sloopy can get a couple of D11s from his auctions

  21. Plinker762

    Sitting in one of the places I like to get dinner. Despite Inslee, no patrons are wearing face coverings. Neither walking in, standing around nor sitting down and talking. I might have to go to Idaho to get a hair cut.

  22. Mojeaux

    My county just put in mandatory mask wearing in all public inside spaces.

    Assholes.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      What pisses me off is my only mask doesn’t match any of my outfits, Orange doesn’t work with Pink,

      • Mojeaux

        That’s a combo I might wear in a bellydance outfit, though! Or not. Orange isn’t my best color. Actually, orange makes me look dead.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have 23 different colored T Shirts, Orange is at the bottom, next to White,
        /Clothes Whore

      • Mojeaux

        I would be more of a clothes whore if I looked good in the kind of clothes I like.

        I’ve written entire scenes and books that started off with fashion porn.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        fashion porn

        I am now imagining a line of women’s high-dollar tees, with bejeweled, swooped writing on the front

        CUNTE

        Trust me–this is much better than the child-sized t-shirt I saw in Florida, back in ’06…”Future MILF”

        Imagine the person that puts that on their 3-year-old.

      • CPRM

        Ugh, the early 2000s when they sold childrens pants with words like ‘juicy’ on the ass. WTF is wrong with people?!

      • l0b0t

        2003 Strawberry Festival in Pontchatoula, LA. I saw a girl, who couldn’t have been older than 15, wearing a t-shirt that read – “Young, Able, Willing!” I felt dirty just walking past her. Also, David Duke was there with his family. I was too full of Abita Strawberry Ale (they brew a couple hundred kegs just for the fest, using locally grown strawberries), and deep-fried strawberries, and strawberry wine to care.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I’ve found refuge in Avondale. As stated in an earlier comment of mine: No fucks are given.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m in Clay County. Did Avondale say “Nah, bruh”?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Pretty much.

    • mrfamous

      I’m not convinced these things are going away. They’ve managed to get people deranged on this topic. Folks legitimately think folks not wearing masks are murderers. People don’t stroll back from that after a few months.

      I don’t want to bars to be shut down until 2028. I’m too fucking old for that.

      • Mojeaux

        I agree but I hope we’re wrong.

      • straffinrun

        I dipped my toe in a FB post of my proggy friends. According to him only Republicans have politicized Covid. I quickly took my toe out of that rancid water.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      FUUUUCK!

  23. DenverJ

    Good for Owen Wislon Borris Johnson. But, we really oughta just ship them arms.

    • Q Continuum

      “Our fact check work is supported in part by a grant from Facebook.”

      Here is my shocked face ?.

    • Jarflax

      It wasn’t started by the Party. It was started by a group of people who happened to belong to the party, just because that group of people happened to include most of the leaders of the party, and the Klan actively supported and worked for Democrat candidates, and attacked, intimidated and occassionaly killed opponents is no reason to associate the two!

    • straffinrun

      Historians agree that although factions of the Democratic Party did majorly contribute to the Civil War’s start and the KKK’s founding, it is inaccurate to say the party is responsible for either

      “Majorly contribute” and “responsible for”? Wut?

    • Rhywun

      Comedian Trevor Noah tackled the misleading trope on an episode of “The Daily Show” in March 2016

      Whew, thank goodness.

      • cyto

        I liked that you noticed that too. I literally laughed out loud when I saw that. Some ideological comedian made fun of it, therefore it cannot possibly be true. LOL

    • Gustave Lytton

      Oh yes, LBJ. Noted supporter of blacks and totes not a racist. *snicker*

      A paternalistic government program designed to destroy black family structure, society, and social mobility would differ little from LBJ’s Great Society programs.

    • Brochettaward

      With that realignment, many racist voters who opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 left the Democratic Party to become Republicans.

      Yet there are basically no actual examples of these racist Democrats who turned to the GOP, and the South continued to vote Democrat into the Clinton era.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sure. Ronald “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party left me” Reagan and all those other racist Rethuglicans that were once Democrats.

      • Gustave Lytton

        (Ignore that he had already become a Republican well before 1964)

      • Gadfly

        About ~10% of the Southern Democratic politicians who opposed the Civil Rights Act later changed parties (including one of the most prominent, Strom Thurmond, who endorsed Barry Goldwater). This is the main source of evidence for the myth that the parties switched, conveniently ignoring the other 90% who never switched.

      • Gustave Lytton

        +1 Byrd

      • Chafed

        Good job

    • Ownbestenemy

      Lol.

      “Historians agree that although factions of the Democratic Party did majorly contribute to the Civil War’s start and the KKK’s founding, it is inaccurate to say the party is responsible for either.”

      Not to say they didnt but they didnt.

    • Plinker762

      MAGA vs BLM grudge match

      • salted earth

        Sorry, I’m a little OCD, if you haven’t already seen it
        sodium at proton mail dot com
        For a glib meet up. Tripacer has added himself to the list.

      • Plinker762

        I saw it.

    • straffinrun

      Am I wrong to hope he and Bubba end up in a head on?

  24. Gadfly

    From that NYT article on HK you linked:

    Earlier this year, when many nationalistic youths went after people who supported Fang Fang, the writer and government critic in Wuhan, a software program surfaced that could delete all social media postings with one click. The young nationalists would dig into these critics’ past posts on the Twitter-like social media platform, Weibo, unearth writings that they deemed anti-China and label their authors as enemies of the people.

    We might need a program like that over here, and for similar reasons.

    • straffinrun

      Cancel culture already has it weaponized. What you tweet can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion. Struggle sessions with the perp wearing printouts of tweet screen grabs hung around their necks.

  25. straffinrun

    Wanna add a head onto an existing video clip and have the new head move as the dude’s body moves. Don’t need professional level editing, but I can’t find any decent software online. Ideas?

    • Tres Cool

      Call Weinstein ?

    • CPRM

      Depends on the level of automation you want. Easy to do with open source video editing software, if you take the time.

      • straffinrun

        Which open source do you recommend? I’ve looked at a few.

      • CPRM

        I checked out OpenShot a while ago, and except for not having wavforms for audio editing seemed pretty good.

      • CPRM

        It says it supports layers and animation key framing, which are the features you’d need to do what you’re asking.

      • straffinrun

        Great. Thx.

  26. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Just found out a friend of mine has to close his gym permanently. Fuck Pritzker.

    • salted earth

      Sorry.

    • KSuellington

      And the guy who ordered your friend’s gym closed owns the Hyatt chain with his family.

      • Chafed

        Surely he closed that too.

  27. grrizzly

    We are #1. More progressive than anyone else in the country.

    Somerville recognizes polyamorous relationships in new domestic partnership ordinance

    The City of Somerville has adopted a domestic partnership policy that recognizes polyamorous relationships after a unanimous vote of the City Council, Councilor Lance Davis said Wednesday.

    The ordinance, which may be the first of its kind in the country, passed after Davis introduced it at a council meeting last Thursday, reasoning with his fellow councilors that “I don’t feel it’s the place of government to define a family,” he said by phone.

    Mayor Joseph Curtatone signed the ordinance into law on Monday, Davis said.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I don’t know. I supported gay marriage but in my mind polyamorous marriages may actually have negative effects on society. At least polygamous ones.

      • CPRM

        Not a Big Love fan?

      • Tres Cool

        I concur. Polyamory is wrong. It’s fucking wrong, wrong, wrong.

        You cant mix greek and latin word roots. Either its polyphilia of multiamory.

      • Tres Cool

        No. But Ioves me some Big Data.

      • BakedPenguin

        You are correct, sir

      • KSuellington

        When gay marriage became the law of the land I knew it wasn’t far behind. There is no good legal or moral justification that polyamorous marriages would not also be accepted. I don’t think government should be involved at all expect to possibly be the last resort in contract disputes. The problem is that it is.

    • CPRM

      What does the ordinance cover? Is it only about hospital visits? I has confuze. Great journalismizing.

    • Tres Cool

      “I don’t feel it’s the place of government to define a family,”

      Leave it at that.

      So why did Obama feel it was so important to get gov’t involved and announce to the world that the US thinks gay-marriage is awesome, just a few years after he said it was wrong?
      Oh- thats right! Pandering. And he ‘evolved’ on the issue.

      • salted earth

        “Leave it at that.” If only they would.
        The left has the keys to the way back machine, there is no way to prove Obama did or did not hold those beliefs.

    • Plinker762

      When my dad grew up there it was full of Polish and Russiam immigrants now it seems to be full of wokesters

      • grrizzly

        Really? The Poles are in South Boston and Dorchester. The Russians are in Brookline and Allston. The latest wave of immigrants in Somerville were Brazilians, they can no longer afford living here.

      • Plinker762

        Of course it was 85+ years ago. My dad (92 years old) was born there. His parents were immigrants from Poland. He has a story about being a local hero for beating up the local Russian bully, lol.

    • PieInTheSky

      See leave the libs at it and people will be marrying their pets soon. Why do libertarians support bestiality?

      • salted earth

        Vet bills are expensive. It’s just about being able to get them onto the insurance plan, no funny business.

      • Plinker762

        It is the only way they can visit their pets in the hospital.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        There was a Drew Carey episode about that: Speedy the retriever had some serious ailment. I think it might have been the one where Drew wears a Reason t-shirt.

      • CPRM

        When I debated getting the government out of marriage my conservative dad said, “What if the farmer down the road decides to marry his cow?” My reply was, “Then I know to stay away from him because he fucks cows. If he hadn’t married it I might never know that disgusting fact.” Similar arguments can be made for ‘public accommodation’ laws, you might be giving your money to racist.

    • Chafed

      That place has changed since the 80s.

      Let me know if this ordinance applies to the city pension plan. Then I’ll know they are serious.

    • Tres Cool

      “This happened days after the FBI reported Bubba Wallace, a NASCAR driver, found a rope in his garage that resembled a noose.”

      Really, WBAY? You want to walk that back ? Who reported it ?

      And what did the FBI discover?

      • CPRM

        ‘posed with a rope’, the only guy they talked to said he didn’t realize it was there, they don’t show the picture because it was ‘removed from social media’ I guess, because nothing on the internet is forever. In the video, not mentioned in the written article, it says the picture was posted with ‘this is a garage pull rope’. Given all these facts, I can only guess it was an old picture that this guy happened to be in and there was a looped garage pull rope in the background.

  28. PieInTheSky

    So I have had very slight digestive system discomfort last couple of days and now I am starting to think I have covid without any other symptoms. What are the odds of that?

    • KSuellington

      I think you likely don’t have the vid, but Glib Lives Matter.

      • TARDIS

        Nope. Glibs either don’t drink, or they can hold their liquor.

      • Tres Cool

        By the ears, like a French woman?

      • TARDIS

        You’re a bad person.?

        Leggo of my ears! I know what I’m doin’! -Tim Allen

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        It’s in the eyes…blue eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

    • salted earth

      It’s probably cancer.
      Honestly, I don’t even know what the symptoms of COVID are. Stuff has been pretty stressful and your routine has changed again (you’re back at the office right?). Maybe your body is readjusting.

      • PieInTheSky

        The biggest recent change is that the weather got hot this week.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Wine induced ulcer, you lush. 😉

    • straffinrun

      It’s that ball of hate that you suppressed for decades screaming to get released. Go kick your neighbor’s cat and you’ll be right as rain.

      • PieInTheSky

        I could never get close to it, runs away all the time

      • CPRM

        ball of hate

        Is that what “hadouken” means?

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        I prefer the Bob Iger Upper Cut

  29. straffinrun

    Can’t listen to Tucker anymore. Not that he’s been wrong the last few months, but it’s getting depressing watching the insanity every day. I wanna call it a moral panic, but that infers that it has an end. Screaming loonatics, arson, assault, censorship, complicit politicians, debt, disease, meth heads, sexual mutaliation, blatant racism…

    Glad I bugaroo’ed.

    • Plinker762

      You mean boogaloo’ed?

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      At least you’re there and not here.

  30. DenverJ

    Night all. First, you know who else, and wood chippers to all.

    • straffinrun

      Night, Dj

  31. Gustave Lytton

    Wonder what the wife would say if I said I needed to confront my sexual racism? Would she be a supportive ally in my, uh, struggle?

    • CPRM

      While you’re at it, tell her she needs to confront that with you, along with her sexual homophobism.

      • Chafed

        Smart thinking.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Of course she may ask him to overcome his homopobism in a MMF threesome. Probably with a well hung Black man.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        As opposed to a poorly-hung man?

        Why milk the cow, when you can fuck the bull for free….or, something like that.

      • CPRM

        hung Black man

        In today’s politics?!

  32. CPRM

    Just a heads up, the new cartoon ‘airs’ here 7 pm tonight (7-2). That was some quick scheduling.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Not even the 4th, and fireworks!

      • CPRM

        Our fireworks were last weekend while I was at work, and I’m working on the 4th, so works out for me.

  33. CPRM

    I posted this in the Afternoon Links, but I’ll post it here for the late nighters because it’s fascinating: Why there are 4 seasons of a Blazing Saddles TV show that never aired.

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      After…noon? Wait, wait, wait….there is shit going on around here when the sun’s up??

      • CPRM

        I know, right?

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        I miss good ol’ Leslie….dammit.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        +1 mechanical fart

  34. Digby Says Invest in Malden

    Oh, my Ft Worth darlin’

    Miller Lite AND two (count ’em; TWO) boxes of Milk Duds.

    Buy what you like, of course. Still, that is some juxtapositioning.

    Also–allow me to liberpedant: Yes, dear–you don’t have to wear a pask. Also, it’s private property, so, if you don’t like the rules, get your SkittleBrau somewhere else. Or, don’t.

    • CPRM

      In Houston, medical professionals are sounding the alarm as ICU beds have reached 102% capacity.

      They’re giving it 110%, huh?

    • salted earth

      What part of the body does a pask cover?
      This may be an interesting game…what combination of things should you not buy together.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        It’s much like a perkin.

      • CPRM

        I had a girl come up to me in the parking lot of a Best Buy in Las Vegas and ask me if I had a fire crotch. I was very confused. Took me several months to realize she was asking me if the carpets matched the drapes (my hair isn’t red, but my beard gets quite red) and was possibly hitting on me.

      • salted earth

        I’m going to say it is probably a good thing that you were unaware of her intentions until much later.

      • CPRM

        She was quite good looking and around my age (18 at the time). But yeah, given that I’m still celibate (by choice) almost 20 years later, that kind of talk doesn’t do much for me. But it sure sounds like sexual assault harassment!

      • BakedPenguin

        my hair isn’t red, but my beard gets quite red

        You’re obviously evil.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        ::looks sideways at BP::

        Heheheheheheh….

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        the parking lot of a Best Buy in Las Vegas

        My friend–this innocuous phrase has the makings of comedy greatness. If you don’t incorporate this into any H&H cartoons, we absolutely have to do some kind of vanity project that uses it.

        It’s like The South Jersey Shore location in ATHF.

      • CPRM

        In that very same parking lot I had the stereo stolen out of my car, so there are already a few stories to build on.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Damn. That’s a downer. Sorry to hear that. Maybe it was her?

      • CPRM

        Damn. That’s a downer.

        It could be, but it is a fun story.

        I went to Best Buy with roommate, who was a star True Freshman Running Back on the football team. When we came out the stereo, along with the CD that was in it, were gone. So we go to the police station to report it. They say they can’t help because I didn’t know the serial number. Meanwhile, my roommate had to take a piss, couldn’t find a bathroom in the police station, so we get outside and he pisses right in the police station parking lot. ‘Naw man, if they catch me, I’ll just tell em I’m on the football team.’

      • CPRM

        And, when I put a new stereo in I drove to a casino parking garage and did it in the middle of the night so no one would see; but now I just think about the casino surveillance guys being very confused.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        That is good… I guess.

        The serial number thing is interesting. Unless you’ve left something out, they still could take a report, just not enter it as stolen into the NCIC Articles database. If they refused to do so, that’s malfeasance (IMO)…well, dereliction.

      • CPRM

        Humorously, CSI had already started airing, making it look like Vegas cops could perform magic. No CSI for my car…

      • CPRM

        I don’t remember any further details, I’m guessing they were just lazy.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Probably. “It won’t do much good, therefore, why bother? I’d have to write shit down, then, type up a report…I could be out stomping crack-heads.”

  35. Digby Says Invest in Malden

    Uh-huh….

    Never forget that this is the same locale that was going around confiscating legally-owned and -carried firearms, when the people stopped couldn’t produce sales receipts for said guns. With the aid/covering of the mayor and DA. May not be related. Practice may have stopped (not sure). But, corruption is embedded.

    • salted earth

      How else are you supposed to restock the armory?

    • CPRM

      D’Andre Jackson

      A White Supremacist name if I ever saw one.

      • CPRM

        An attorney representing some of the officers said they were just doing their jobs.

        “We’re very disappointed in the indictment,” attorney Dhu Thompson said

        Dhus too?! White Supremacy is everywhere!

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Self-Haterz!!!

  36. CPRM

    I remember once my dad once mentioned Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein, I guess I get my love of schlock from him. But also makes me think of my aunt and uncle telling me about that time they went on a date to a porno movie. I don’t need to know these things! The 70s were fucked up.

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      Dirty….DIRTY SCHLOCL LOVER!!

      Oh, wait….I think that should be reserved for old people going to phreaky films.

      /like my mom telling me (when I was still pretty young) that she and my dad once went to see the double-feature of “I Spit on Your Grave”, and “I Passed for White”….omg, mom.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        In my defense, the L and K are right next to each other. Plus I’m laughing.

      • CPRM

        Originally when my dad talked about Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein I just assumed he confused Any Warhol with Mel Brooks. So it wasn’t as awkward as when my aunt and uncle told me the story about how he took her to a porno, which they were very clear about. Very awkward.

        Alt Right, I got another day off left, so I’ma ‘sleep’ now, whatever that means.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        It’s a period of low conscious brain activity, with variation in metabolic function and other regulatory systems.

        But, that’s not important right now.

        BTW–keep an eye out over the next few days for an email. Got some interesting items in subscription boxes you may want to see.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Of a non-SW variety….yeah.

    • Ted S.

      But also makes me think of my aunt and uncle telling me about that time they went on a date to a porno movie.

      So the saw the overrated “Taxi Driver”?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Probably was a lie. Stag films have been around since Edison. I remember mother whilst in her cups telling us about a cartoon wherein the Coyote finally catches the Roadrunner. She didn’t go into detail but the ramifications were clear. The early 70’s were a different time.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        mother whilst in her cups

        Fes, I gotta admit–I have no idea what that phrase means. You know me–I’m conditioned to make a bra joke, but…

      • Festus' Mustache

        Oversharing is apparently a genetic trait. Sorry Diggy 🙂

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        Nope, I won’t accept it! You share all you want.

      • Festus' Mustache

        “Are you sure that I don’t need a Loy-yer?”

    • Festus' Mustache
      • Festus' Mustache

        Be gentle. I am learn-ding. In all seriousness it hasn’t stopped for weeks and the city core sits on a hundred year flood plain. It is projected to rain for at least the next few days. The Fraser River that ate a City.

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        I thought you were only happy when it rains?

        Oh, right….that was Shirley Manson

      • Festus' Mustache

        Heh. We went to school with a girl that was a dead-ringer for Miss Manson. Her name was Fern but we called her Furnace. Because she was so hot… Get it, Diggy? Can you dig it?

      • Digby Says Invest in Malden

        I can! OK, I wish I could….although, Ms. Manson hasn’t aged well over the last few years.

        #StageLivin

      • Festus' Mustache

        Close your eyes and think about 1995.

  37. UnCivilServant

    Morning people.I hate the feeling of looking at a project and despairing that it’s insurmountable, even when I know it can be done if I just actually start doing something, and that it must be done.

    • Digby Says Invest in Malden

      Ugggh! “Work”…..

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t want to wake up demotivated, but that’s the state I’m in.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Good morning to you as well. Today, I get to do a portion of my job that I must do completely bass ackwards at my employer’s insistence despite my protests. This will cause hours of delays and the job is already under a time crunch. Hooray.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think I have it easier at my day job. No matter how stupid the directive, at the end of the day, we don’t have any impact on real people beyond the portion of the tax dollars wasted. Extended delays or rapid response, it doesn’t impact the citizendry.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Ah, it’s a “non-profit” deal. That takes all the pressure off!

      • Festus' Mustache

        No pressure then.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, I’m a state employee. The people I support manage records on other state employees.

      • Festus' Mustache

        The Mobius strip of a productive workforce. I lived that today.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Good Morning, TH. Yesterday my betters insisted that I go into work on Canada day. I was there for two hours and got paid for eight at double time. Assholes. Every once in a while you get a win.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *waves at Festus*

        I really must start getting ready for work. Have a good rest today and good day to the rest of you as well.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I’ve got a shit-ton of projects that need seeing to. Getting started is the hardest part. Over-analyzing during the actual construction throws me for a loop. It made me a very meticulous modeler but a less than proficient builder of actual things. I have the skills but always end up tripping over my own dick. “Stupid Brain! Shut the fuck up! I’m working here…”

    • Gender Traitor

      #HowDoYouEatAnElephant

      Good morning, gentlemen!

      • Festus' Mustache

        Hey there, shaking what she’s got!

  38. Festus' Mustache

    I was fueling up this evening and there was this sorta fat-assed white girl in jorts doing the same. As I drove away I gazed at her bum and actually said to myself “Damn, she thicc!” Do you guys see what you’ve done to me? HM and Q and Tres have infiltrated my libido. Either that or every girl between the ages of 18 and 40 that isn’t hideous gets a ton of leeway on the lustful sliding scale. Probably the latter…

    • Trigger Hippie

      ? The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..?

      • Festus' Mustache

        The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’! Frank knew. Frank knew.

  39. Gender Traitor

    I was sorely disappointed a couple of days ago when I learned that there would be no minor league baseball this year, but I just found out that maybe it’s just as well we won’t be going to any games. And thank goodness I no longer work within the city limits.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Wearing a mask in 95 degree heat in order to watch a game would be an exercise in masochism anyway.

    • Festus' Mustache

      This sucks. Dreams are being crushed. Athletes that were hoping for a scholarship, everyone set back at least a year. This is purposeful anarchy to an evil end. My dreams were crushed long ago but these are the people that will help us wipe our asses in thirty years.

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s who I pity the most – all the young people affected by this. These Single A ball players hoping for their big break. Every student athlete. Every kid who had his/her senior year of high school or college ruined. As I said to my boss yesterday, “2020 is where dreams go to die.”

      • Festus' Mustache

        Yes

    • Festus' Mustache

      The Covid flew above the sainted until it didn’t. Morans.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If you don’t look for it (some of the contact tracing agencies have been specifically warned off from asking about protest attendance) it’s kind of like it never happened.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I read about a counter protester mooning a crowd with “All Lives Matter” written across his bum. Which one of us was that?

  40. Festus' Mustache

    Ha! The CBC won’t allow html links. Wonder why? They shut down comments on “indigenous issues” some time ago. Dang. I wanted to show you people how insane they have become. They are like NPR if NPR grew a set of ovaries and bought their male toddler that pair of pink sneakers.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Look at the first dude. He thinks he’s the Christ Child writ large. Cops on bikes should become a meme.

    • Festus' Mustache

      They don’t like Fraternal Organizations. Look out Masons, you’re next!