I gotta admit I was a bit disappointed with the way some of you interpreted Part One, not surprised or shocked, just disappointed. But as an artist I can only create It’s up to the reader to find meaning…or not. So get your minds out of the gutter and enjoy Part Two…or don’t.
BTW, Some people mentioned having troubles with the image last time, something about the background being set to transparent. I couldn’t find a way to change that setting with the program I use so I added a solid white background, l hope that helps.
I like it.
Thanks.
A consensus of bullying.
Come on, man!
Eggheads are right. He needs to stop lifting with his back and start lifting with his legs.
This comment is GlibFit approved.
I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to lift with a jerking, twisting motion. Use your forearms.
What’s a jabronie?
And what the hell with the math question to get in? Took me three tries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmvc4CMWkEw
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Tres Cool is the epitome of a Jabronie, I don’t know nothing about
birthing no babiesmath questions.They made me do math to “prove I am human”. I was kind of offended. And I recently learned math is racist so I was doubly offended.
If you’ve ever seen some snotty asshole with this t-shirt…..
E/c^2 = m
In math, sqrt(-1) represents the imaginary number ‘i’ which when multiplied by itself gives -1.
Ideal Gas Law relates Pressure (P) and Volume (V) to Temperature (T), moles of gas (n) and the Ideal gas constant, R:
PV=nRT
And
PV/nR = T
Substituting them:
E/C^2sqrt(-1)PV/nR = miT
You keep using this word jabronie and… it’s awesome.
–Charlie Kelly
I’ve always interpreted it as “loser”. Urban dictionary says the term comes from pro wrestling.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCAfIWw2H0
Don’t be the jabroni.
I’ve liked that word since I discovered it as an adult. Not a thing in the Bay Area. Likewise for “jamoke”.
I grew up using/hearing “Galoot” . But then, one set of my mom’s grandparents were Scandahoovians.
It’s what you get when a junky Model T rapes an ice resurfacer.
Appreciated, that is.
The jabronie is the no-name wrestler that is getting beat by the Million Dollar Man Ted DeBiasse in the ring.
My interpretation:
It’s irrelevant what the guy’s doing. Based on the reactions of the bystanders, he’s not actually hurting anyone, just doing something they consider to be “weird” or “in bad taste”. So they tell him to stop. He thinks about it and eventually tells them (not in so many words) to fuck off. So the bystanders pull in an “egghead” to make some kind of appeal to authority. At the end of the day, it’s an NAP/live and let live exercise.
/0.02
What if he is sacrificing babies to Ba’al Hammon. Or flaying the neighbor’s cat? Or…. putting pineapple on pizza?
It’s possible he’s doing something truly terrible, but I’d think the bystanders would react much more harshly than just the Karen-esque response.
I’m probably wrong though.
There was a Ted talk so I am going with he is cutting up plastic bottles and dropping them down a street drain that empties to the sea, or he is building a rocket.
Do I have to go back to part one to find out what “that” is?
It won’t help.
Why is Tom Wolf in the comic?
He doesn’t look douchey enough to be Gauleiter Wolf.
I think the ending statement from jabronie (whatever the fuck that is) number one, “chew on that long and hard” has definitive meaning to the story line.
I would agree but you know he’s going to chew us out for thinking it.
I wouldn’t expect anything less.
Ass Wednesday offers lubricious declivities to tantalize your loins.
http://archive.li/pkVxQ
Seven
Yep. Although several examples there why one should own a boat.
to get at the little man in it?
Not bad.
Like all scientists, forehead makes the “L” Loser Sign with his fingers when announcing a consensus.
I’ll never forget that the local punk/indie bar would mark the hands of the above-21 people with X’s (later wristbands). Under 21, you got a big L on each hand.
When I first got to Atlanta, Georgia had fairly recently switched to 21 from 18 drinking age (Thanks, Elizabeth Dole!). Some of the bars weren’t having much to do with it. They marked hands in easily convertible ways. My favorite was the X for under 21 and the X with circle around it for 21+. Marker in pocket, get the X, go to bathroom, come out 21 years old.
LOL
That’s Dr Fournheidt!
We get this instead of a crossword? SMDH.
JK 🙂
You added a cross word, so we get both.
I’m scanning down the comments, appreciating last night’s dad jokes. Nice.
#1 down – “a commenters mother”
Takesituptheassforextra
I mean, that’s a t-shirt opportunity. Maybe throw in a hash tag. For the children
No way man, anal is WM’s specialty. What costs extra is talking to her afterward.
Hooked, I am. Pins and needles ’til the next episode. Will we ever know? Is it something we need to know? Do we even want to know?
/Perplexed in Podunkville
Almost 9 months and no haircut. I’m not sure whether I should go bid on a gun or on a Camaro.
A pair of clippers?
I’m working on my protest hair. Fuck off with those clippers.
You could hang out with Biden. How’s your moobs?
Letting your freak flag fly?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lk2KHajp4Y
(Not cutting mine until this shit is over. By then it will be gone anyway.)
Just a suggestion, I used to be a long hair. I shaved it to avoid being the balding guy with a long ass ponytail.
I’m well on my way to being that guy. Need to get a headband and some beads.
I used to be a long hair.
Didn’t most of us?
My first year back from college my mom exclaimed, “You look like a damn Indian!”
The German ladies cutting my hair were reluctant to cut it further than needed. I had to to get another haircut the next week; at the army post.
I had no haircut between ages 21 and 35. Now, I just let the beard grow out. Although I did trim it the first time I had to meet my coworkers in person. It has since grown back to its former glory.
If my son burns popcorn one more time, I’m going to kill him. That is all.
Just load up on lots of gas-producing foods, and let ‘er rip around him.
Second the clippers.
https://youtu.be/ZrTC5D-zYBs
Yeah, or you could just stick a #3 trim gard on your clippers and go over your head until you’ve got it all.
But I guess if you actually have hair, you might want to do something more stylish.
Trans Am
If I had just refreshed.
*sigh*
Great minds.
Trans Am
LeSabre Radar
Perhaps a curling iron. Or are you using the girlfriends?
Yo, Ted S. I think we need one of those apostrophes you confiscated.
Or is he polyamorous and making the ladies do his do?
With his long luxurious locks, he’s using all your girlfriends.
No mullet can last untrimmed for that amount of time.
The length of my hair hasn’t changed much since I stopped wearing the uniform every month or so. But I have started to experiment with facial hair. I’m not sure if I’m keeping it. My oldest doesn’t like it but I’ll consider his opinion when he starts paying some of the bills around here.
Pretty much every male relative on both sides of my family (with one exception) went bald by the time they reached the age I am now. I spent my whole life with the understanding that my hair was going to be gone. So I kept it short and didn’t bother doing anything with it.
I still have my hair except for a little bit at the temples where the hairline crept back a little bit. So I don’t know what to do when it grows out.
So we’re canceling people for shit they did when they were 9 now.
NEVER. APOLOGIZE.
Oops…
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/jim-treacher/2020/08/05/cancel-news-and-politics-comes-for-that-dancing-kid-from-the-sia-music-videos-n754581
I don’t even understand what the kid is apologizing for. What did they do?
Be racist, duh.
Well obviously, she appears to be white and white = racist
She made chinky eyes?
Hey! Those could be Jinky eyes…
Good lord.
Continuity error — last time the guy had multiple sets of eyebrows, now he has none.
Artist error, the lines weren’t spose’ta represent eyebrows but concentration wrinkles.
YOUR MOM HAS MULTIPLE SETS OF EYEBROWS
I like it Hype, keep it coming!
Thanks spud, there are two more coming unless the story goes some where I haven’t anticipated.
Much easier to read with the white background! Thanks.
I agree with the take that it doesn’t matter what he’s doing, he’s being forced via mob rule and science elites to stop doing it.
I am not that quick with that take.
He’ll just draw the last panel to make any prediction wrong.
Point of order, i don’t think they’ve forced him at all yet.
Flickin’ the bean in the delivery room.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0898010115614205
After due consideration, I am not going to Labor and Delivery to inquire about that.
“What happens in L&D, stays in L&D.”
Dancin’ ‘neath the starry skies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-dfrHkaXuE
“the value of including prospective fathers in the birthing experience”
I mean, are they really saying it’s not a child as the woman is giving birth?
*triggered*
They can’t bring themselves to admit that unborn babies are people.
OMWC and SP misplace their emu once again.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-police-emu
Police said the emu was spotted strolling near Roadrunner Drive
A clear case of trespassing.
He was looking for the Acme plant.
“Acme Auto Insurance”
Well, I’m disappointed at how predictable it has been.
The aliens, vampires, and reanimated dinosaurs will be in the next episode.
Spoilers, man.
Rosebud is the sled.
Bruce Willis was in the Sixth Sense the whole time.
The Wachowskis never had a story to continue the Matrix.
Next you’re going to tell me Marley was dead to begin with.
The boat sinks.
Well, Shiver me Timbers.
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2020/08/05/Govt-reaches-deal-with-Johnson-Johnson-for-COVID-19-vaccine/5841596636796/
There’s an awful lot of money being thrown at Big Pharma to produce a vaccine. It would be sad if a cheap, effective treatment were available.
The Hunchback of Nutter Shame?
*opera clap*
I’d say “Not ashamed” covers it a bit better
I’m holding any judgement for the denouement.
Round up everyone in the sitting room and reveal the killer?
I’m not going to denounce anyone.
You call the little penguin “judgement”? Kinky and I like it.
Life imitating Hype’s art.
Today, Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad won his case against Akilah Hughes for his lawyers fees following her 150K $ lawsuit for copyright infringement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9gDpC6k0I
She spent the whole process showboating on twitter about the case and the judge didn’t spared her on that.
Of the course she was trying to play the race card and the ”people on 4chan are harassing me!!!!” all along, and, instead of STFU, she is now making a shitshow going after the judge, Sargon and the people than banked his lawyer fees on her twitter. Grabbin popcorn.
Sweet poetic justice.
I’m hoping the Patreon lawsuits destroy that company. Individuals being woke is bad enough, but woke capital in places like finance needs to die asap.
Somehow, Patreon loses money on being a middleman.
They make up for with volume (of venture capital)
Something just popped up in my newsfeed about the courts siding with Patreon (it was a request for a preliminary injunction I believe) versus “cancelled comedians”. Some quick searches isn’t bringing up anything I’d put as reputable though.
And a preliminary injunction is generally smacked down (any lawyers here, feel free to correct me).
The ruling was that Patreon had to follow it’s terms of service. It wanted to weasel out of the arbitration clause because it was facing hundreds of them, at tens of thousands of dollars apiece that they had to pay for.
Not sure why people are saying Patreon won when it got nothing it asked for.
It’s almost as if she doesn’t understand how court works.
It’s almost as if she doesn’t understand how reality works…
Milton Furball vs Claws Crugman
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EetDQv-X0AAgRfp?format=jpg&name=small
“Claws”…..heheheheheheh
That whole green, lower left portion of the graph doesn’t compute. It’s not supported by empirical data, or the standard model.
It’s something to look at and read.
7/10.
For you.
https://twitter.com/kimuranaonao/status/1290591279785500672
Maaaaan–them Japanese rally are at the forefront of RealDoll perfection.
She is big enough to be in Q country.
I pledge allegiance, to the flag…
You Japs are just plain weird.
Really well done Hype, I particularly like the bit about the Census questions.
Thanks, leon.
It took all three to carry it?
I was on the fence about this whole pedophilia thing, but all these brave people coming out against it on social media has convinced me. I’m now anti-pedophilia. Hopefully next someone can tell me how to feel about cancer.
Well, FINALLY!
Well that’s disappointing. I thought you claimed to be the King Of First.
Fuck it. Bring on Skynet.
https://www.passengerterminaltoday.com/videos/sterilization-robot.html
What’s in the spray?
Axe?
So….now, it’s about smelling like desperate Chinamen?
Sorry–Orientals.
14 year-old boys. Same difference.
The sterilization theater is one of the more curious pieces of ubiquitous performance art this year. People really do seem to think that wiping your keyboard down with Lysol can be replicated in public and on a global scale such that it will let them walk around without a care in the world touching and licking anything…. it’s madness.
On a semi-related note: It would seem that my campus has installed these cardboard sanitizer stations around–essentially, just a folded cardboard box/stand with a big sanitizer pump sticking up out of it.
Purell? Nope. I mean, it ain’t like any Purell I’ve ever encountered. This crap is like a lube of some kind. It’s disgusting, and re-emulsifies if you try to wash it off–not evaporate like alcohol sanitizers.
Blech!!!
Gillette Dry Shave. Doesn’t rinse off, needs towel rubbing.
Q hardest hit.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/how-to-masturbate-without-porn?utm_campaign=falcon&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=twitter&utm_brand=tv&mbid=social_twitter&utm_medium=social
Sanity hardest hit, with that rag.
OWMC has a subscription to Pre teen Vogue.
He just reads it for the Joe Biden articles.
http://archive.li/zShI8/5a999197ac4a3f730b74bb2051d8f00985c56775.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/jCUp1/3cc5b1522ec0779fae0c1667ae63b032cb1d881f.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/2kR6d/a43f4c0f8e7d7679b889f1b18f4e38281605fc2f.jpg
NSFW.
I don’t need your porn to masturbate anymore. I’m liberated.
Where is the fourth image? Can’t break the pattern…
So, I’m watching a video of protesters in NYC protesting against re-opening schools (public, for the most part), and they are all leftists, it would seem. Leftists NOT wanting government-run schools operating at this time.
Then, contrast that with the more conservative/small-government people, there and here, who DO want government schools opening up, ostensibly to send their kids back to them, even though they/we usually rally against government schools.
2020 sure is weird.
people are strange tribal creatures… But honestly I don’t understand the left they make no sense, the right I disagree with but have an easier time understanding
I consider us (here) an amalgam, and we, for the most part, are generally against government-run school systems. I know it comes down to individual arguments, and the attendant nuances, but, it is odd to see how COVID responses have moved things around.
here yes but I am not sure conservative are that against government schools… So their reaction is we pay for them they should open…
Why the left went all in so much on this pandemic is more what I find strange, I assume it is desire to see the government as a great savior, which is the thing I don’t understand I suppose.
I certainly get the side of “We paid for this crap, so open them, and spare me even more waste of my money.” I feel that to a certain degree, and I don’t have kids.
As far as people around me, most conservative types (SoCon) are pretty set against public schools. I don’t know how ‘radical’ they want to get with it, as they often avail themselves (since they already paid for it), but they do hate them quite a bit.
Wait–Johnson’s Baby powder is being claimed, by women, to cause ovarian cancer?
How the hell are they using that powder??
On the unborn babies. Duh.
To absorb moisture? Did you never powder your balls for that reason?
No. Plus, balls != ovaries.
In the movie Chef they put corn starch when in Louisiana to control humidity and I presume reduce chafing
No doubt. But…..ovaries. Makes me think these womyn are using it in very odd ways.
Corn starch isn’t as good as talc. But thanks to the hysteria, it’s being replaced. Even in dusting powder.
https://www.clubmanonline.com/pinaud-clubman-powder-white-9-oz.html
Well in the movie they drove a food truck so I assume corn starch is what they had on hand
Makes a pretty good gravy, too!
Faded.
Nigga I’m faded.
Mind the shoppe, kids
My bad idea for the night, looking for restaurants/bars that might work for a Glib meet-up when I’m done eating for the night. Now I’m hungry.
Strange. I don’t get hungry reading about food.
Glib meet-up – why do you want to kill people?
There were pictures too.
It’s less about want and more about need. You should understand that 😉
#HungerGames
I always liked The Viking, across from the stadium. It’s a dive bar with a good beer selection. Also Jones Radiator on Dirty Sprague. Good beer there. As for breweries, Big Barn was kind of interesting and remotely located. Lots of other good breweries in the area, but finding one with with the flushing floor and stainless walls required to cope with bodily fluids and other glib filth are hard to come by. Crossing the border into Free America there’s Selkirk Abby Brewing, that does Belgian beer for people who don’t know they like Belgian beer.
Thanks! I’ll take a look and see what’s open. I’m thinking it should be “Tripacer’s choice” since you are making the drive 🙂
And, I guess I’m just chopped liver….that wasn’t even involved.
You make the drive, I’ll buy you dinner.
What–I have to drive???
no, you do not have to drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI
More like 1850 miles.
You’re just trying to kill me, so you can skate on paying for my dinner!
You’ve checked a map and done the math?
Well, if I gotta walk…
Gotta pick the right shoes. Plus, Google does the match for you, you know–can’t claim that.
math, not match.
Actually Jones Radiator is now Community Pint, which sounds vaguely communist, so disregard that one. Its too bad- that place was cool. They had 4 years of Deschutes Dissident on tap once.
That actually sounds apropos–Community Pint and the Dissident
What are the glib betting odds that Joe Biden is not the nominee on the first Tuesday in November? I think I would like some action on that.
I think Biden is just a place holder. No “serious” Dem is going to risk losing to Trump. That’s why Michelle Obama didn’t run and why the field of candidates was weak. So Biden gets four years, taps out, and a new golden age is ushered in by Michelle.
I think it is a pretty fair chance that he won’t make it to November. I’m thinking something happens just after the convention and he declares himself out and passes the baton. That’s sounding fairly reasonable to me in this crazed year.
Who’s willing to risk losing to Trump? I think there are a lot of Dems who could beat Trump, but on the off chance that Trump wins again, no one will risk the embarrassment and potential loss of status. So the Dems need someone who could win (that’s why Biden got it) but can afford to lose. Anyone who wants a future in politics won’t take the risk. I guess maybe Warren could take the baton.
So, you’re not counting on him winning again?
I think he could and because the Dems are putting up weak a candidate it makes it more likely.
I think he could and because the Dems are putting up weak a candidate it makes it more likely.
So, you’re doubly convinced!
every night about this time the squirrels get me
They’re fans of the classics
Any of you miscreants left mucking about? Or did the Covid19 gotcha?
I’m surprised that I was sick earlier this week. I’ve been wearing my mask to keep that Debbilvirsu away, but a pesky bacterium sneaked it’s way in.
False ID I reckon.
yup–present!
Huzzah! Nice day at work? How is the Fall semester planned? On or off campus classes?
Oh, we’re opening (heh). See my post up-thread about the “sanitizers” they’ve put out. Just plain gross feeling.
It’s been a rather typical Summer night around here–nothing to complain about.
*on-campus, as much as possible
Good that it’s open. Meeting people is part of the college experience.
It’s funny how many k-12 teachers accidentally revealed their jobs to be non essential. Tee-hee.
With 2 new campuses due to open in 2 weeks, I’m not exactly sure how smooth the experience will be. Luckily, we’re getting back a dispatcher that left last year (new job was awful, apparently). Everyone likes her, and she’s easy-going, so, we’ll be back to full staff.
Isn’t it odd how many teachers have voiced their supposed willingness to stand between a crazed gunman and their students, but are absolutely unwilling to face COVID ? Yeah, it’s more the idea of spreading it to family, but, it seems we’ve found some kryptonite for them.
You feeling better, at this point?
Yes for sure. Not 100% but no fever and aches, which was the worst part.
Now I just need to mentally prepare to return to work.
Any improvement FTW. I can imagine being sick with any of that, especially “this year”, being awful.
Of course, work can be worse.
I am in the office today thus pretending to work
Just go to the beach–you’ll get so much work done, you’ll make Employee of the Year.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/southeastern-pa/quakertown-flooding-forced-relocations-rescue-from-vehicle/article_ed73e9a0-d787-11ea-b189-8bab38addc2a.html
Super local news.
Also, yes, we have Beaver Run and Licking Run creeks.
It was a lot of rain, I saw a minivan abandoned (submerged) in a pond on my drive home that day. The pond was gone and so was the minivan as of yesterday.
Is it time to invest in snorkels for all vehicles, not just trucks and SUVs?
A war memorial?? In Quakertown?? I’m shocked that those peaceful Friends haven’t toppled that abominable glorification of violence!
They should just put a Black hat with a front-buckle atop it. Maybe hang some version of a letter on it. In scarlet.
“Beaver Run” and “Licking Run” creeks? Triggered…
We got lucky with the rain, not so much with wind. Trees down everywhere, roads closed – driving across the county was an adventure. Finally got our power restored about midnight (hopefully for good this time), but maybe 10 miles west of here they won’t have power until next week. Counting my blessings.
Mornin’ Glibs. Hype, you are a man of many talents and I’d like to drink many cheap beers with you but I would be wearing the 16″ cast-iron frying pan across my bum at all times. No funny business!
Mornin’, Fes.
I…got nuthin’,
It’s my home-cooked version of a chastity belt except it’s attached with zip ties and duct tape.
That’s not how you season cast iron.
Who says my armor is not seasoned? Who?
Quite possibly the best news you’ll see all day.
We have stuffed Ren & Stimpy dolls that fart when you squeeze their bellies. They sit out in the living room on an end table by the chair that’s usually only occupied by the cat. Is it very bad for (alleged) grown-ups to have stuffed animals thus on display?
* dontbewokedontbewokedontbewoke*
I thought that guy was me-too’ed?
Oh, they found a way to profit off his work & make it suck at the same time. Well done!
^Unfortunately this. What they did back then will not fly now.
Now I haz a sad. This year is ruining everything! : (
https://youtu.be/gJAKmWAIKcY
My inner teds shining forth…
That’s what I’m here for.
I’d forgotten about that in the ever-churning Deliverance river of current year. Yes, it will suck. One of the only things that my son from my first marriage could agree upon was that Ren and Stimpy was pretty awesome. Spliff for me helped at the time…
A modern reboot?
It’s not going to be what you want it to be.
I see that now. I wish I could just go back to bed and wake up to find that the last few months have just been a horrible dream. : (
No sir, I don’t like it.
^noted
It’s gonna be be “Tiny Toons” as opposed to Classic Warner but every boy character will be an idiot and every girl character will be Mary Sue. But harder.
Even the Spike TV reboot was… not that good.
Almost every reboot is bad! (old guy)
Some interesting photos of the Beirut port area post explosion:
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/huge-crater-revealed-satellite-image-close-ups-beirut-blast-epicenter
That’s quite a crater.
Wow.
As always, avatar on point!
Hezbollah done fucked up.