¡Jueves por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Aug 7, 2020 | Daily Links | 272 comments

Brett is currently obtaining a sample of clean urine for a violent, work related incident…so I am filling in.

Here’s a few imported links!

Mexico implements in home schooling via TV.  A sort of La Calle Sesame, if you will.

Cuba implements a free market reform.  No, seriously.  A single reform allowing businesses to buy wholesale rather than it be distributed by the government.

Venezuelans fleeing Venezuela for Peru now includes doctors!  Good luck, Peru.

…and the Bundy’s thought they had it bad.

Remember how some of those $1200 checks sent to dead Americans?  Its worse than that.

How does a lagoon turn…purple?

Thats just weird, here’s some Seether.

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272 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    Mexico implements in home schooling via TV. A sort of La Calle Sesame, if you will.

    Are they going to learn more than their American counterparts?

    • Grosspatzer

      Back in the day, early morning TV was reserved for educational programming. Perhaps relevant for Mexico was Ingles para todos, aimed at recent immigrants interested in learning the local lingo. But the best one for me was The Modern Farmer which featured lots of cool ( to a 5 year old) farm stuff. Tractors, readers, etc. and how to use them. I wonder what their ratings were in NYC.

      • Grosspatzer

        I am waiting for the show which will teach me to close tags properly. I’m not even drunk.

      • l0b0t

        The Miami PBS affiliate pioneered dual English-Spanish language sit-coms back in the 1970s with ¿Qué Pasa, U.S.A.?.

      • Ted S.

        They also gave the world pervy Jack Horkheimer.

      • l0b0t

        The Miami Space Transit Planetarium (Horkheimer was director) and the museum to which it is attached were childhood favorites.

      • Rhywun

        That show was great.

      • Swiss Servator

        Some men hustle pool, some one hustle cards…one man hustles stars!

  2. mexican sharpshooter

    Ted S. on August 7, 2020 at 3:09 pm (Edit)
    Cool links, bro

    Who ya callin bruh, pal?

    • Ted S.

      I sure ain’t calling you amigo.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        More of a compadre to be honest.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    ~

  4. KibbledKristen

    I’ve been considering watching a telenovella. Recommendations? The cheesier the better. Sorry, the más cursi the better

    • hoof_in_mouth

      It’s kind of a meta-novella, but Jane the Virgin is fun

      • Trials and Trippelations

        I second Jane the Virgin

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    I like Mexican food,

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It likes you.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Does it though?

  6. Mad Scientist

    How does a lagoon turn…purple?

    This seems like something SEA SMITH would know about. Intimately.

    • Sean

      I’d call it more of a mauve color.

      • Incentives Matter

        I was thinking “aubergine.”

      • Incentives Matter

        Or maybe the colour of the tops of certain turnips.

  7. Drake

    So overseas foreign workers are getting federal benefits and I’ve yet to see a dime (because NJ is a mess)? Real nice.

    • juris imprudent

      You will thank Big Brother for all he provides for you!

    • Grosspatzer

      They found out you post on glibs?

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Another scalp for the belt

    NBCUniversal has parted ways with NBC Entertainment Chairman Paul Telegdy after allegations of homophobic, sexist and racist behavior that also included claims Telegdy cultivated a toxic work environment.

    The news comes after NBC launched an investigation into the allegations in July following a claim by former “America’s Got Talent” judge Gabrielle Union, who had been ousted from the show.

    Union filed a harassment complaint with the California Department of Fair Employment and Housing. She alleged that Telegdy created a hostile work environment.

    In a bombshell report last week, The Hollywood Reporter interviewed more than 30 employees who said Telegdy would mock “gay executives, sometimes to their faces; use homophobic and misogynistic slurs; and disparage or make sexual comments about the physical appearance of network talent,” with the story adding that “current and former insiders say they have heard Telegdy participate in what one former insider describes as ‘appalling’ discussions in the office that included crude sexual remarks.”

    Telegdy left the network amid an ongoing internal investigation.

    The guy sounds like an asshole. He must have been holding all those people hostage.

    • Drake

      Sounds like a sociopath – which is probably a requirement for working your way up to NBC Entertainment Chairman.

    • Rhywun

      Sounds like a good shoot “parting of ways” to me. I’ve been in a toxic work environment or two – those types deserve what they get.

    • beer league keeper

      “The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. There’s also a negative side.” – HST

    • R C Dean

      I like how Ms. Union didn’t file her complaint until after she had been fired. Real credibility-enhancer, there.

    • Homple

      I wonder how much his successor had to do with collecting and reporting the allegations. Also, will his successor be any better behaved?

  9. Sean

    Poor Joe.

    I’ll be amazed if he makes it to November.

    • Chipwooder

      Which makes the selection of Susan Rice, if that turns out to be the truth, all the more bizarre.

    • BakedPenguin

      Where’s whahappen?. He should use that as a sounder, assuming he ever needs one

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      the ad in the replies is devastating, compare and contrast, wow,

    • B.P.

      Wicka-Wicka

      Is this the DJ Cut Chemist remix?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    “NBCUniversal remains committed to creating a safe, respectful and supportive workplace for all.”

    Fuck that. What about my dividend check?

  11. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll be amazed if he makes it to November.

    He’d better never be ahead of Kamala coming down a flight of stairs.

    • KibbledKristen

      She won’t need to Showgirls him. He’ll resign right after inauguration. They’re gonna Francis Underwood this shit.

      • juris imprudent

        They will let him attend the party first.

      • Cancelled

        Translation: They will put him on display in his dotage for the entertainment of the cavorting evil ones.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        But at least he’ll get some cake.

      • Mad Scientist

        I have serious doubts he’d resign. That implies he’s gives a fuck about the good of the country. He’s a power hungry asshole and wants first and foremost what’s best for Joe Biden, and being president provides ample opportunities for hair sniffing.

      • Drake

        He’ll resign the same way he picks a VP – without ever knowing it.

      • KibbledKristen

        Exactly

      • Nephilium

        “Sir, we just need you to sign this bill proclaiming that you have beaten Trump in a pushup contest.”

      • KibbledKristen

        Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

      • B.P.

        Maybe they’ll assign him a retinue of important-looking advisors to boss around, sort of like Napoleon when he was exiled to St. Helena.

      • KibbledKristen

        I don’t think he knows WTF is going on around him. I don’t think he can think or care for himself very well. And I bet there will be a nice golden parachute.

      • juris imprudent

        For all the talk of 25th Amdt around Trump – you think that doesn’t go double, or triple, for Biden?

      • l0b0t

        He’s gonna pull a Mel Carnahan and we’ll end up with President Doctor Jill Biden.

  12. Drake

    More Than 200,000 Nevada Ballots Found to Be ‘Undeliverable’

    17% of Clark County, NV just lost the ability to vote. That may be the most transitory city in the country – people move in and out of there at a remarkable rate (I worked for the local power company there for a couple years). It’s the last place you would ever want to pilot a new vote-by-mail scheme unless voter fraud and chaos were your objectives.

    • l0b0t

      HOLY MACKEREL!

      A spokeswoman for City Hall told the New York Post that “most” of the checkpoints wouldn’t be on Port Authority property but “at roadways coming into the City before or after bridges and tunnels.”

      Because traffic isn’t bad enough at the chokepoints onto the island.

      • Sean

        What could possibly go wrong?

    • KibbledKristen

      I’m never getting back to the TWA Hotel at this rate

    • The Other Kevin

      They’d have been better off with some sort of exit tax.

    • KibbledKristen

      Wondering if De Blasio got the memo that the NY Dems are in favor of skool openings now?

      • Ted S.

        I missed that. What happened?

      • KibbledKristen

        Both Cuomo and SChumer now have said schools could/should open

      • Ted S.

        Didn’t hear that.

        Apparently they think that’s the only way they’ll get their bailouts.

      • Rhywun

        Deblasio says partly online only. He’s a lame duck so why should he give a fuck.

  13. EvilSheldon

    Yes.

    I am done with this week.

    It has been crisis after crisis after annoying client after crisis.

    I’m going to go home and hide under the covers with a pitcher of Old Fashioneds, an everything pizza from Lombardi’s, and Chrono Trigger on my laptop emulator. Wake me up Monday morning.

    • KibbledKristen

      We like Old Fashioneds on the Friday Zoomies. Just sayin

      • EvilSheldon

        I am gonna try one of those, one of these days.

      • R C Dean

        We’ve been working Orange Old Fashioneds at the Casa Dean:

        3 oz. rye (or whatever you like)
        1 1/2 oz. orange juice (fresh squeezed if possible)
        1/4 oz. maple syrup
        orange bitters to taste

        Shake, pour over ice.

        The OJ and maple syrup are a nice combo. Maple syrup works well as a sweetener for just about any brown liquor cocktail that calls for simple syrup.

      • Not Adahn

        Unsurprisingly, maple syrup old Fashioneds are common up here.

    • l0b0t

      Chrono Trigger is the only game that has made me emotional enough to make eye-water. Along with Below The Root for the old C64, it’s the best written game ever.

  14. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    From the last thread:

    I’m wondering what’s more beneficial for the $5k scenario, LLC or a personal umbrella policy. But this thread is prolly dead…

    A few things I’d think about were I in that situation:

    – What’s the maximum realistic damage here? Could you accidentally leave a sewing needle in the article and poke somebody’s eye out? Could your employee burn themselves on the screenprinting machine? Or is the worst reasonable damage that somebody is dissatisfied with the preschool templates you email them?

    -Does anybody you work with have insurance requirements? My FIL and his wife were running a consultancy for business management and leadership training. They were making enough money for a couple vacations a year, but not much more. Their primary client tried to renegotiate the services contract and inserted an insurance policy requirement. The insurance wouldve eaten up a large percentage of the profit margin. If Etsy hypothetically has an insurance requirement for vendors doing a certain amount of business, I’d be biased in the insurance direction.

    -Is this a side job or are you actively growing the company (and wanting your primary income to come from it) ? Active growth means you’ll outgrow a $1M umbrella policy pretty quickly.

    • Plisade

      Thanks for taking the time to respond, and I have to go, but I’ll check back later. Either way…

      Looking to grow a couple side hustles in prep for an early retirement during which the side hustles cover living expenses. No employees. I think the risk is low, but I don’t know what I don’t know…

      • Cancelled

        The LLC does not protect you from your own acts. If your business is just you an LLC setup might still offer some value (assuming your state restricts judgment creditors to a charging order as their sole recourse) if the LLC holds assets separate from the entity in which you incur the liability, but generally speaking if you commit the tort personally the entity doesn’t stop them from suing you. I am a sole practitioner with no employees. A good chunk of my business is me setting up people’s entities, yet I don’t bother to operate in one myself, because since I don’t own my office and don’t have employees, anything I am likely to get sued for I am almost certainly getting sued personally for.

      • R C Dean

        The LLC does not protect you from your own acts.

        This. Its hard to see much benefit from LLCs for “kitchen table” businesses. That said, Mrs. Dean’s kitchen table businesses have LLCs. They are good optics when dealing with big clients. The way our assets are organized they actually do have some liability benefits, but our assets are organized pretty uniquely (family LLC and a charitable foundation).

    • Cancelled

      I explain to my clients that the LLC is more about isolating pools of assets and liabilities from catastrophic events and insurance is there to handle the more likely disasters. In other words if you are doing any significant business and amassing any assets, you should have both. If you are starting out on a shoestring and have nothing to protect you should probably worry about getting an asset before you pay me to protect it.

  15. Nephilium

    Just because you asked KK.

    I’ve scheduled the Virtual Happy Hour for 19:30 Eastern. I’m going to get off my lazy ass now and get a bike ride in before that. I promise to change out of my cycling gear before getting on camera.

    • KibbledKristen

      Woot

    • leon

      Maybe i’ll get off my ass tonight and join. But it would be later, since that starts right at dinner time.

      • KibbledKristen

        It gets cranking after 9pm (but don’t let that stop you from joining earlier! Way easier to converse when it’s fewer folx)

      • Nephilium

        Don’t make me show up in the cycling gear…

        At a local brewery. The place I wanted to eat as is doing take out only. I pointed out this would be difficult given how I got there.

    • Tres Cool

      /shops for new TV

  16. KibbledKristen

    WHen I was in college and a poor young professional, my Ma used to send me Hickory Farms gift boxes with summer sausage, “cheese”, hot mustard, and crackers. Since I’ve been feeling low and missing my Ma (her birthday is coming up, as is the day of her death), I ordered myself one.

    I hope they haven’t changed the recipes since the 90’s.

    • The Other Kevin

      They had a store at the mall, and stopping there was a must because they had samples.

      • KibbledKristen

        Loved stopping there when I was a mall rat in the 80’s

      • Gustave Lytton

        Me too, but they only opened seasonally around here.

      • The Other Kevin

        There was one store that had replica swords behind the counter, and if you asked nicely they’d let you hold them.

        We didn’t go to the mall often, so when we did it was a special occasion and we went into EVERY store.

      • Rhywun

        I hated shopping even then so I just hung out in the seventies-style play areas the whole time. They had some seriously cool games and shit for kids to teens. You don’t see that any more.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      My grandfather regularly bought huge rounds of farmer’s cheese from Hickory Farms. When the one nearby closed down, he drove the hour and a half round trip to the next closest one in his 80s.

      Although I search for nostalgic reasons, I haven’t been able to find them at Hickory Farms anymore and other farmer’s cheese I’ve tried doesn’t have the same taste. Oh well. Still have Mrs. T’s Pierogies at least. /hides comment from Neph

    • Gustave Lytton

      Hope you enjoy it. For me, like nearly everything, HF has gone downhill and tastes cheap quality now. I’m tired of it. Stella salami isn’t even cased anymore because it’s fake produced now. Went to buy ordinary athletic socks. Thinner than institutional toilet paper and zero 100% cotton (minus the elastic in the cuff). I really am getting sick of this world.

      • Cancelled

        The kiss of death for any product is me deciding I really like it. As soon as that happens it will either be replaced with a new ‘easier to prepare’ or cheaper version, or simply disappear. This seems to be true whether the prodict is high end or low. Examples: Baxter’s smoked salmon soup, IBC cherry limeade, every flavor of Uncle Ben’s rice pilaf except “original” (which may be on the way out now), my preferred cut of Champion’s sweats, and many others.

      • KibbledKristen

        This happened to me with Tyson roasted chicken. They had these chickens that were already cooked, and you would re-heat in the oven. In order to withstand being cooked twice, the chicken was exceptionally fatty. And fucking delicious. The seasoning on the skin was awesome, and the skin would crisp up so nice at 450 degrees.

        Damn I miss that chicken.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Went to buy ordinary athletic socks. Thinner than institutional toilet paper and zero 100% cotton (minus the elastic in the cuff).

        I have some polo shirts and long-sleeved shirts from Old Navy that are nearly 20 years and could still almost pass for new. I tried buying some new long-sleeved shirts there a couple years ago online and had to return them. The material was so thin that you could just about see through it. LL Bean was the same way too. Disappointing. I think Duluth is one of the few retailers left with quality clothes available.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        old navy jeans are the same way. I buy them when they go under $20, but I consider them disposable. My Duluth jeans have lasted years. My old navy jeans have holes by 4 or 5 months.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Dickies are still quality clothes, including their socks, thick and sturdy,

      • Rhywun

        like nearly everything

        I’ve noticed for many products – and yes, I notice it mostly with food and clothing – to get quality you just have to pay more. Probably the equivalent after inflation of what we used to pay back then. We’re so used to electronics getting cheaper that we* didn’t notice what happens to quality for other kinds of products.

        *not “us” we

      • Gustave Lytton

        I wish it was just about paying more. There’s a lot of stuff you just flat out cannot buy anymore.

    • Grosspatzer

      I seem to remember seeing one of their stores in the Scranton area last time I was up there. Will need to check it out when I drop off the youngest patzer next week.

      • Timeloose

        There are none in the Scranton area anymore. Their might be one that pops up during the Christmas season, but no permanent stores.

      • Grosspatzer

        Bummer. Will need to find alternative amusement.

    • KibbledKristen

      So you do cracker, mustard, sausage, then cheese (I think cheddar?). Fuckin delicious.

    • R C Dean

      Nothing brings back memories like taste and smell. I hope its what you remember, KK.

  17. Grosspatzer

    Foreign Workers Living Overseas Mistakenly Received $1,200 U.S. Stimulus Checks

    Better headline:

    Government employees cowering at home mistakenly receive full paychecks

  18. KibbledKristen

    Anyone use Flightradar24? I keep getting 7700 squawk alerts for various Delta flights, almost every day, and when I look at the flights on radar, none of them is squawking 7700. This only happens with Delta flights. Very weird.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Not for that. Just plain vanilla flight lookups. 🙁

      If you have a twitter account, dm FR24. They’re pretty responsive.

    • TARDIS

      Maybe someone on board is refusing to wear their mask.

      /sarc

    • hoof_in_mouth

      I use FlightAware, never seen it

  19. Cancelled

    Trying a Basil Hayden Dark Rye tonight that I got as a gift (shh I think the sticker is below the ethics violation threshhold) from ‘client’ (Friend of a much loved coworker who needed a TOD and then affidavit of death to transfer her mom’s house). It was minimal work, and I was happy to do it as a favor to the coworker, so the bottle was a nice surprise.

  20. B.P.

    Something else for KibbledKristen (and others who love skiing)… a nice article about a legendary Colorado ski bum who just died.

    https://coloradosun.com/2020/08/07/charlie-toups-consummate-colorado-ski-bum-dies/

    “He wasn’t the best skier. He didn’t have the latest gear. He didn’t ski the hardest lines or boast the prettiest form. But he was out there every day. From the late 1970s to 2010, he lived in ski area parking lots. For many of those years, home was a Volkswagen Beetle. He had ripped out the passenger seat so he could unfold his lanky frame. The Beetle spent many years at the base of Aspen Highlands and more than a decade buried in the corner of the Loveland ski area lot.

    “He had to tunnel down to it. That car was basically a snow cave,” said Halsted Morris…”

    There’s also a bit in the article about spending 61 days in jail a decade ago for not making nice with the U.S. Forest Service a decade ago.

    “All he had to do was sign a paper admitting his crimes and they would let him go. He wasn’t having that.”

    • KibbledKristen

      Awwww….that’s awesome. He kind of reminds me of me. Skiing is one of life’s great pleasures, even with shitty equipment.

      • KibbledKristen

        (I mean, look at the look on my face in my profile pic. That’s what you call beatific

      • B.P.

        Excellent. At age 50, with a recent ACL rupture, I’m not quite the bumps basher and tree slayer I was a few years ago, but I love, love being on the mountain.

      • KibbledKristen

        I ski almost all green groomers, with the occasional blue groomer thrown in. I’m not there for adrenaline. It’s like shooting at the range – it’s a zen-ifying experience. It really recharges the mental batteries.

      • KibbledKristen

        Surely you’ll need to visit the Manasshole area again at some point?

      • B.P.

        True true.

  21. Derpetologist

    Cooking with ramen

    I ate ramen for the first time yesterday in about 15 years, not out of need, but nostalgia. It turns out you *can* cook it in a microwave. Here’s how:

    Put the ramen in a square shape tupperware container and fill halfway with water. Microwave on high for 2 1/2 minutes. Flip the ramen and microwave again.

    Comes out perfect. I was surprised to see that ramen is so rich in iron. Some of the cheapest food in the store is surprisingly nutritious. My diet for this week will be v8 and ramen meals garnished with anchovies, spam, bag cheese, and beanie weenies. I got a week’s worth of groceries for $25. Dave Ramsey would be proud.

    And now a dog plays the bass drum surprisingly well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjPVaOSaqJU

    At first, I thought it was fake, but appears to be legit. Suck it, Keyboard Cat.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I actually like ramen if I don’t eat it too often. Noodles with chicken flavored sodium dust aren’t that bad.

      • Rhywun

        I buy “gourmet” Korean ramen – it’s like a buck twenty for a (larger than usual) package. Fucking delicious. It’s ruined me for that cheap shit.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What brand?

      • Rhywun

        This one. I add an egg and a little sesame oil.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ordered and ordered. Gracias.

      • Rhywun

        You won’t regret it. BTW, if you use the entire spice packet it will be *very* hot. It took me a long time to work up to that level of heat.

      • B.P.

        As a notorious cheapskate, I find having a meal that costs virtually nothing to be a flavor enhancer.

      • Derpetologist

        A ramen packet is about 85 g (probably about 120 g when cooked), has 9 grams of protein, 380 calories, and 20% RDA of iron. 100 g of rice and beans has 151 calories, 4.6 g of protein, 8% RDA of iron, and 13% RDA of fiber. So, rice and beans is cheaper and more nutritious, but also has fewer calories per serving.

        There’s a kind of food to treat famine victims called PlumpyNut. It’s basically peanut butter with powdered milk mixed in. Sort of like a survival Reese’s.

      • Rhywun

        Mmmm. I could survive on Reese’s.

      • mrfamous

        I’m with you on this: Ramen really isn’t all that cheap per calorie if you do find yourself in ‘broke mode’ and need to eat on the cheap. Rice and dried beans work well as does oatmeal and instant potatoes. Though I suppose whole potatoes are even cheaper as long as you have more time than money.

        Getting your animal proteins (or vegan equivalents) are harder on the very cheap but should be done for health reasons until you’re really broke.

        You can also abscond with condiment packets from various fast food and coffee shops if that is acceptable to your morality.

      • Cancelled

        Rice or cheap pasta (mac and cheese) for your bulk calories. Tuna or whatever is cheapest (day of expiration meats) eggs, whatever meat or fish the store has too much of is usually cheap. Veggies? canned is your best bet. I lived a couple of really poor years on tuna and kraft mac and cheese.

    • EvilSheldon

      Ramen, with a couple soft-boiled eggs in there, is one of my favorite comfort foods.

    • Derpetologist

      fun facts – Maruchan is the big ramen company. Maru means round and chan is like the y that makes dog into doggy. So maruchan is roundy, which is another way of saying smile. When you smile, your mouth is round.

      As for the maru that shows up in the name of many Japanese ships, in that case it is a suffix applied to beloved things.

      On the other hand, a telephone is o denwa. The O is an honorific, so like the right honorable telephone esq. I have no idea why they do this.

      Thus saith the series of tubes.

      • Not Adahn

        Quite a few nouns get the honorific, like “chopsticks” and “butt.”

      • Ted S.

        When someone gives you a blowjob, her mouth is round, too….

      • B.P.

        You sure it’s not “round eye”, or ramen for Westerners?

    • Grosspatzer

      Never happen, good news doesn’t sell.

    • Fourscore

      And yet Fox Business News reported this morning an unemployment rate of 10%. While high it doesn’t seem like it is Depression level. With all the small businesses not ever opening I’m confused. Am I missing something?

      /Permanently Perplexed in Podunkville

      • Cancelled

        10% of the workforce, which is now less than half the population, and even then I think the 10% number is deliberately understated.

      • Rhywun

        It’s over 20% in NYC. And the real carnage hasn’t started yet. Give it a few more months.

      • Hyperion

        “With all the small businesses not ever opening I’m confused. Am I missing something?”

        No, all of the people running those businesses got jobs working for mega-chains, along with their employees.

        But don’t worry, once the dems have full control of the country, it will go to 50% like a good socialist county and the media will report if as the greatest news ever ‘people no longer having to work, can finally pursue their dreams of becoming artists or performers’.

      • B.P.

        Funemployment!

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        smallest companies are most likely to close first, meaning less of an impact on unemployment.

        I’m in the “the other shoe is about to drop” camp.

    • Nephilium

      An article in the local news said over 50% of Ohio restaurants don’t think they’ll survive another nine months of this.

      Shit. I don’t think I’ll survive another nine months of this.

      • Cancelled

        Yes! There won’t be any restaurants, or food to sell in them, but we’ll all be millionaires. We may get to see something absolutely unprecedented in our lifetimes. Actual famine in America. I am having a hard time keeping my temper.

      • Fourscore

        Ahead of your time, KK

      • Grumbletarian

        #metoo pew pew pew

      • Derpetologist

        Disco? Stu?

        Disco…Stu.

        DISCO STU!

        Ooh, Disco Stu digs that groove!

    • The Other Kevin

      We had a copy that we made by holding a tape recorder up to the radio.

    • Ted S.

      You think none of us have heard of Meco?

      Try a disco version of the theme to Exodus.

      • Rhywun

        I remember Disco Star Wars on the radio but I never heard of who performed it.

      • Rhywun

        lol outstanding

    • Nephilium

      Derp, I have both the Star Wars theme and the Imperial March done as ice cream truck music.

      • R C Dean

        the Imperial March done as ice cream truck music

        Now, that would be an awesome ringtone.

      • Nephilium

        Want me to e-mail it to you?

  22. Hyperion

    “Cuba implements a free market reform. No, seriously.”

    We cans see from that photo it’s working already. Look at those chic new threads on that dude and that utra modern Euro car in the background. Prosperity at long last!

  23. Hyperion

    Thousands of foreign workers who entered the U.S. on temporary work visas received $1,200 checks in error during the first round of stimulus payments, and many of them are spending the money in their home nations.

    Fact Checker: FALSE.

    There is no downside to registering illegal aliens to vote and It won’t cost a dime… and vast right wing conspiracy.

    • Cancelled

      Meh, Giving people money for nothing on the thesis that the spending they will do with it will somehow make us all rich is so far down the pit of retardation and magical thinking all by itself, I don’t think it is worth an ounce of additional outrage that a few of the checks went to Guatemalans, Hondurans or Mexicans by mistake. Honestly I see getting all hot about this as basically the same race baiting as BLM using the fact that some people who get killed by militarized police happen to be black. The issue in neither case is who it happens to, in both it is that it happens at all.

      • Hyperion

        “Hondurans”

        A few? Half of the population of Honduras lives in MD, none of them are legal here, and they all vote. And if there’s any available free stuff for getting, they’ll figure out how to get it before you will.

        That being said, I fully agree with you that the checks are bullshit. Cut taxes.

      • Cancelled

        Yes, a few, and the voting issue has absolutely nothing to do with this point. I fail to see why a Honduran doing construction work is less deserving of the $1200 than a native born American who has never worked a day in xer life.

      • Hyperion

        I wonder if they got one for all 4 (at least) different aliases they have along with their fake SS numbers? Must be nice to not be a citizen.

      • Urthona

        My 90 year old grandma who has never worked got one in her nursing home. Or so she says. We are not allowed to visit. She said she would gladly risk covid but of course that’s not allowed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        ^^^ this is what “protecting” higher risk populations looks like

      • R C Dean

        Its a welfare check. Foreign nationals aren’t supposed to get welfare, even if they pay taxes.

        The fact that it came from the IRS doesn’t make it any kind of tax thing, just like having the IRS collect OCare fines didn’t make them taxes.

      • Cancelled

        Yes, I know what it is. I am saying I could not possibly care less that few foreigners got checks. No one deserved the check, so why the hell does it matter that some subset also did not deserve the checks for two reasons, when every single person who got the check did not deserve it for one reason? It is not like deserving goes below zero. I did not deserve it, you did not deserve it, and Pablo from Tegucigalpa did not deserve it.

        When we as a society decide to engage in potlach, you have to be insane to worry about what fire we burn the wealth in.

      • Urthona

        Indeed. It’s arbitrary.

        However, governments are 100% responsible for all lost jobs and businesses due to forced shutdowns.

        They should be on the hook to compensate 100% of all wages lost due to their policies. Feel free to liquidate whatever you want to make up the cost. And if society can’t afford or is unwilling to pay the additional the cost, then why was it ever ethical to shut down?

      • Cancelled

        Govenrments caused the suffering, but responsibility implies some capacity to compensate. The government does not have resources independent of the people. It cannot compensate us for the harm it does. All it can ever do is make the harm worse for some in order to make others better off. If we could ever realize that we would make it much harder for the Struldbrugs (1 internet $ for anyone who gets that without googling) to loot us. When Government compensates you, rest assured that someone more powerful than you made a profit on the compensation, and that you in some way paid $1.25 for every dollar you got.

    • KibbledKristen

      Dayum!

    • Hyperion

      Has he done that before? I mean, does that take practice?

      Damnit, now I have to watch the Bugatti!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That’s not carving, he’s Sculpting, I noticed he uses his foot to hold the wood, pretty amazing find Derp!

  24. Hyperion

    “How does a lagoon turn…purple?”

    *me me me! pick me, I know this one!*

    The fake Fanta Grape Soda factory on that side, exploded.

    • TARDIS

      500 shades of Karen. Nice.

      Featuring Bach’s Karenbande Cello Solo.

      • Hyperion

        I wouldn’t watch it, I knew there would be Clintons and Wookies eventually.

  25. Derpetologist

    famous guitar riffs played on the hurdy gurdy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqHeOcItSkQ

    comment gold: so…we could have had rock and roll 500 years ago?

    kind of sounds like a duck

    • TARDIS

      I find her strangely arousing.

    • Surly Knott

      R&R 500 years ago? Like this?

    • prolefeed

      #70 is, from the waist down, a reasonable facsimile of Mrs. Prolefeed.

  26. Not Adahn

    Cheese review:

    If you like brit-style cave cheddars, this is the best American version I’ve yet found. Quite the tits.

    • Tres Cool

      Looks too much like frumunda.

      /slices velveeta

    • Sean

      I like the Cabot cloth bound stuff they do. I’ll keep an eye out for that landaff.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I think the (official) unemployment rate is as low as it is because they aren’t counting “furloughed” workers, or anybody they can pretend has a job to go back to.

    • Viking1865

      Yeah 10% of our full time people are “furloughed” and I was just asked if I wanted to do half of someone else’s job in addition to my own. I of course said “hell yes”. My boss goes “thanks, you’re the third person I asked”.

      Hey guys, fun fact, when the boss starts coming around asking you “hey what can you do in addition to what you’re already doing?” in bad, uncertain economic times, answer with “These things that this other guy that you don’t like at all is doing.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, or the always popular “Whatever shit is causing you heartburn, boss”.

      • Cancelled

        Gee why would those on top like create bad times? Propsperous people won’t pimp their daughters to the top men. Starving scared peasants will hold them down and whisper “Just let him, we need the food”

        I need to log out. I am not mellowing with drink. I am raging.

      • Gustave Lytton

        *makes note not to apply for job with Cancelled*

      • Cancelled

        *looks at brokerage statement
        *looks at practice P & L ytd
        *looks at entire life

        bwahahahahahahahahaha me a top man? I am the guy who was told he was smart as a kid and coasted through to middle age when he suddenly woke up and realized never actually trying at anything had gone from a failing to a habit to a wasted life.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hey pal! Don’t try to horn in my schtick. That’s the story of my life. Wasted life, indeed.

      • Nephilium

        Yeah… but at least you’re a lawyer.

        I’m just an IT geek.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::administrative assistant hangs head, slumps out of room::

      • TARDIS

        *chases after GT*

        Come back, GT! At least they don’t. call you a secretary anymore.

        /mechanic technician

      • Gender Traitor

        OK, since you asked so nice, I’ll stay. Thanks! : )

        Obligatory.

      • R C Dean

        By what measure? I’ll put my history of missed opportunities, wasted potential, and failure to meet my obligations up against anybody.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        ::administrative assistant hangs head, slumps out of room::

        If my admin/paralegal ever felt like she wasn’t useful, I’d disabuse her of that notion immediately. She may not be designing the latest product or selling millions of dollars of contracts, but she makes my job doable, and I treat her like the essential part of the team that she is.

        One of the most disturbing and disheartening things I encountered in BigLaw was the flippant disdain many of the lawyers had for their admins. Just by saying please and thank you, apologizing when I put them in a bind or made them stay late, and eating lunch at the same table as them, I had developed a stronger relationship with many of the admins than most of the partners had.

        Just because their billing rate was a fraction of mine didn’t mean their humanity was any less than mine, but some lawyers sure seemed to disagree. Hell, Minnie the janitor knew my name and didn’t know the names of half the partners, and I worked there for only 2 years.

        /abso-fucking-loutely hate people who treat their assistants like trash

      • Cancelled

        Yeah, I missed the part where getting through 3 years of a school entirely about rationalization makes us better than the ‘little’ people. The best, kindes,t hardest working person I know is an administrative assisstant. Yes I am smarter than her. Yes, I make more per hour. And by quite literally every other metric you can come up with she is vastly my superior. I wasted my entire life believing that smart mattered. Sure if you hit the Newton level you matter. If you don’t? Yeah not so much.

      • R C Dean

        What trashy said. Not treating everybody decently, regardless of station, is a major failing in my book.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks for that, Trashy. I consider myself very lucky that I have a great relationship with my boss of almost 20 1/2 years. We chat a lot and can even discuss politics. (I think I’ve helped him move a bit closer to libertarian from conservative.) He insists I’m forbidden from leaving/retiring until he does, so I do feel valued.

      • UnCivilServant

        There are three categories of people who get my respect as a ground state – A: People who do jobs I can’t do. B: People who do jobs I don’t want to do. B: People who do jobs that I both can’t and don’t want to do.

        Give me a technical problem, and I’m all over it.

        Ask me to set up interviews and make sure all the candidates’ paperwork is in order… I’m a deer in the headlights. One of the few times I went out of my way to thank someone for their work was when the division secretary handled that so I could focus on whether these people were suited to the job.

        Of course I thank the people collecting the office garbage, but I don’t think they know my name.

      • TARDIS

        The Golden Rule is golden for a reason. I try my best, but sometimes people see kindness as weakness.

    • Cancelled

      That is almost as intimidating to the patriarchy as the pussy hats. Why is it that the people who wantto smash the patriarchy always use methods thatmake them look like total pussies?

      • R C Dean

        Because they are total pussies?

    • TARDIS

      I’m half watching TV with the wife. I showed her that.
      She said isn’t that part of the patriarchy??

      • Cancelled

        Women doing things women like is half of the patriarchy, but it is the less offensive half. Men doing things men like is the half we need to stop first.

      • Rhywun

        The nail polish probably is.

  28. Cancelled

    Notice of Class Action Settlement re Google Plus – Your Rights May Be Affected
    You are not being sued. This notice affects your rights. Please read it carefully.

    On June 10, 2020, the Honorable Edward J. Davila of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California, granted preliminary approval of this class action Settlement and directed the litigants to provide this notice about the Settlement. You have received this notice because Google’s records indicate that you may be a Settlement Class Member, and you may be eligible to receive a payment from the Settlement. Please visit http://www.GooglePlusDataLitigation.com for more information. The Final Approval Hearing on the adequacy, reasonableness, and fairness of the Settlement will be held at 9:00 am on November 19, 2020 in San Jose Courthouse, Courtroom 4, 5th Floor located at 280 South 1st Street, San Jose, CA 95113. You are not required to attend the Final Approval Hearing, but you are welcome to do so at your own expense.

    Summary of Litigation
    Google operated the Google+ social media platform for consumers from June 2011 to April 2019. In 2018, Google announced that the Google+ platform had experienced software bugs between 2015 and 2018, which allowed app developers to access certain Google+ profile field information in an unintended manner. Plaintiffs Matthew Matic, Zak Harris, Charles Olson, and Eileen M. Pinkowski thereafter filed this lawsuit asserting various legal claims on behalf of a putative class of Google+ users who were allegedly harmed by the software bugs (“Class”). Google denies Plaintiffs’ allegations, denies any wrongdoing and any liability whatsoever, and believes that no Class Members, including the Plaintiffs, have sustained any damages or injuries due to the software bugs.

    Summary of Settlement Terms
    Settlement Fund: Under the Settlement, Google will pay $7.5 million which will be used to fund: (1) Class Member Settlement payments; (2) attorneys’ fees not to exceed 25% of the Settlement Fund and costs and expenses not to exceed $200,000.00; (3) four service awards to the Class Representatives in an amount not to exceed $1,500 each for their services on behalf of the Settlement Class and for a general release of all claims they may have against Google; (4) administration fees and costs; and, if necessary, (5) cy pres distribution of any residual funds. No portion of the Settlement Fund can be returned to Google.

    Amount of Payments: Class Members who submit a Valid Claim may receive a pro rata share of the Net Settlement Fund up to a cash payment of $12.00 depending on the number of claimants. Each Class Member can submit only one claim. Any funds remaining in the Net Settlement Fund after distribution(s) to Class Members will be distributed to Cy Pres Recipients that have been selected by a neutral third party and approved by the Court.

    Method of Payment: The payments above for Class Members who submit a Valid Claim will be made by Electronic Payment (Paypal or Digital Check).

    Your Options Under the Settlement
    Option 1 – Submit a Claim Form to Be Eligible for a Cash Payment
    If you submit a Valid Claim by October 8, 2020, you may receive a payment. You will also give up your rights to sue Google and/or any other released entities regarding the legal claims in this case.

    Option 2 – Opt Out of the Settlement
    This is the only option that allows you to sue Google and/or other released parties on your own regarding the legal claims in this case. You will not receive a payment from the Settlement. The deadline for excluding yourself is October 8, 2020.

    Option 3 – File an Objection with the Court
    Write to the Settlement Administrator about why you do not like the Settlement. The deadline for objecting is October 8, 2020. These Objections will be shared with the Court. If you object to the Settlement, you will be bound by the Settlement’s terms and will not be allowed to exclude yourself from the Settlement; you will lose the right to sue Google and/or any other released entities regarding the legal claims in this case.

    Option 4 – Do Nothing
    If you do nothing, you will not receive any payment. You will be bound by the Settlement’s terms and will lose the right to sue Google and/or any other released entities regarding the legal claims in this case.

    Additional Information
    How do I know if I am part of the Settlement Class?
    The Settlement Class is defined as: “all persons within the United States who (a) had a consumer Google+ account for any period of time between January 1, 2015 and April 2, 2019, and (2) had their non-public Profile Information exposed as a result of the software bugs Google announced on October 8, 2018 and December 10, 2018. Excluded from the Settlement Class are (a) Google and its officers, directors, employees, subsidiaries, and Google Affiliates; (b) all judges and their staffs assigned to this case and any members of their immediate families; (c) the Parties’ counsel in this litigation; and (d) any Excluded Class Member.”

    What are the terms of the Settlement?
    Under the Settlement, Google has agreed to create a Settlement Fund of $7,500,000.

    This Settlement Fund will provide compensation to Settlement Class Members, pay for notice and administration costs, provide for any approved Service Awards to the Class Representatives who filed the case, and compensate the attorneys for any approved fee, cost, and expense awards. If the Settlement is finally approved, Settlement Class Members will be prevented from bringing any further claims against Google for any conduct relating to the software bugs affecting Google+ profile fields.

    How will the Settlement Fund be distributed?
    The lawyers for the Settlement Class (“Class Counsel”) will ask the Court to approve the following payments from the Settlement Fund:

    The costs of providing notice and administration of the Settlement;
    Service Awards to each of the Class Representatives, not to exceed $1,500 each, as compensation for their active participation in the case on behalf of the Settlement Class;
    Class Counsel’s compensation for the time and effort incurred litigating the case, which will not exceed 25% of the Settlement Fund, and costs and expenses they incurred not to exceed $200,000.00;
    Payments to Settlement Class Members who file timely and Valid Claim Forms according to the Plan of Allocation outlined below; and
    Any residual funds remaining after payments to Settlement Class Members will be distributed to Approved Cy Pres Recipients as approved and directed by the Court.
    More information regarding the Settlement, including the Settlement Agreement, can be found at the Settlement Website, http://www.GooglePlusDataLitigation.com.

    How can I get a Settlement Payment?
    If you are a Settlement Class Member and would like to receive a Settlement Payment, you must submit a Claim Form no later than October 8, 2020.

    You may complete the Claim Form online at http://www.GooglePlusDataLitigation.com, or you may mail your Claim Form to the following address:

    Google Plus Data Litigation, 1650 Arch Street, Suite 2210, Philadelphia, PA, 19103

    If you do not file a Claim Form, you will not receive a payment. Note that for each Valid Claim, the payment method will be the Electronic Payment method specified on the Claimant’s Claim Form.

    How much will I receive from the Settlement?
    The Plan of Allocation provides for Settlement Payments to Claimants as follows: The Net Settlement Fund shall be allocated to Claimants on a pro rata basis up to an initial maximum distribution of US$5.00 per Claimant. If there are insufficient funds to pay claimants $5.00 based on the number of claimants, the payment to each claimant will be reduced pro ratably. If sufficient funds remain after calculation of the aggregate initial maximum distribution of US$5.00 per Claimant, the allocation shall be recalculated on a pro rata basis up to a maximum distribution of up to US$12.00 per Claimant. For clarity, the maximum Settlement Payment to be made to any single Claimant shall not exceed US$12.00.

    How do I get out of the Settlement?
    If you do not want to be part of the Settlement, you must submit an Opt-Out Form no later than October 8, 2020. You may obtain the Opt-Out Form at http://www.GooglePlusDataLitigation.com. Your completed Opt-Out Form may be submitted via e-mail to Info@GooglePlusDataLitigation.com, or via postal mail to the following address: Google Plus Data Litigation, Attn: Opt-Out Requests, P.O. Box 58220, Philadelphia, PA, 19102. If you opt-out of the Settlement, you will not be bound by the Settlement Agreement, you will not receive a Settlement Payment, and you will not be allowed to object to the Settlement.

    Do I have a lawyer in this case?
    Yes. The Court has appointed Class Counsel to represent you and other Settlement Class Members. In this case, Class Counsel are John A. Yanchunis and Ryan J. McGee of the law firm Morgan & Morgan Complex Litigation Group; Clayeo C. Arnold and Joshua H. Watson of the law firm Clayeo C. Arnold Professional Law Corporation; and Franklin D. Azar and Margeaux R. Azar of the law firm Franklin D. Azar & Associates, P.C. You will not be charged for these lawyers. If you want to be represented by another lawyer, you may hire one at your own expense.

    How will the lawyers be paid?
    The attorneys representing the Settlement Class have not yet received any payment for their legal services or any reimbursement of the costs or out-of-pocket expenses they have incurred. Class Counsel plans to ask the Court to award attorneys’ fees from the Settlement Fund not to exceed $1,875,000 which is 25% of the Settlement Fund, and reimbursement of costs and expenses in the approximate amount of $200,000.

    How do I object to the Settlement?
    If you are a Settlement Class Member and do not opt out of the Settlement Class, you may object to any aspect of the Settlement. This includes commenting on the applications for Class Representative Service Awards or the award of attorneys’ fees, costs, and expenses.

    Your completed Objection must be submitted no later than October 8, 2020 online at http://www.GooglePlusDataLitigation.com, or via postal mail to the following address:

    Google Plus Data Litigation, Attn: Settlement Objections, P.O. Box 58220, Philadelphia, PA, 19102.

    Any Objection must be in writing and must:

    Clearly identify the case name and number, In re Google Plus Profile Litigation, Case No. 5:18-cv-06164-EJD;
    Include the full name, address, telephone number, and email address of the person objecting;
    Include the full name, address, telephone number, and email address of the Objector’s counsel (if the Objector is represented by counsel);
    State whether the objection applies only to the objector, to a specific subset of the Class, or to the entire Class, and also state with specificity the grounds for the Objection; and
    Be verified by an accompanying declaration submitted under penalty of perjury or a sworn affidavit.
    Settlement Class Members who fail to submit timely written Objections in the manner specified above will waive their right to object to any aspect of the Settlement.

    Do I need to attend the Final Fairness Hearing?
    No. Class Counsel will answer any questions the Court may have. However, any Settlement Class Member who timely submits an Objection has the option to appear and request to be heard at the Final Fairness Hearing, either in person or through their counsel. If you choose to make an Objection through an attorney or have an attorney appear at the Final Fairness Hearing on your behalf, you will be solely responsible for paying that attorney’s fees.

    How can I get more information?
    This Notice summarizes the Settlement. It does not describe all of its details. For the precise terms and conditions of the Settlement, please see the Settlement Agreement and related documents. Additional information about the Settlement, including a copy of the Settlement Agreement, may be obtained by:

    Visiting the Settlement Website at http://www.GooglePlusDataLitigation.com;
    Contacting the Settlement Administrator toll-free by phone at 1-833-509-1101 or by email at Info@GooglePlusDataLitigation.com;
    Accessing the Court docket in this case through the Court’s Public Access to Court Electronic Records (PACER) system at ecf.cand.uscourts.gov; or
    Visiting the office of the Clerk of the Court for the United States District Court for the Northern District of California, 280 South 1st Street, 2nd Floor, San Jose, CA 95113, between 9:00 am and 4:00 pm, Monday through Friday, excluding Court holidays.
    Please do not telephone the Court or the Court Clerk’s Office to inquire about the Settlement.

    Gee I wonder why people hate us lawyers?

  29. Tres Cool

    Jugsy is playing Disney+ and has some movie with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson on. She axed me about his ethnicity, and I said “samoan or some shit”. Knowing that technically correct is the best kind, I sat down here in The Bunker and saw his wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson

    I had no idea that “Black Canadians” were a thing. Is that Zimmerman being a white-hispanic?

    • Cancelled

      Black and white are a loose racial designators. Hispanic is cultural and/or linguistic. Canadian is either a Geographic, a political, or a manners based descriptor. Of course you can combine them.

      • Cancelled

        For example a White Honky Nazi Mother Fucker is a racial (caucasian) ethno/geographic (Hungarian) political (Nationalist Socialist) behavioral (has pentrative sex with his female egg contributing parent)

      • Tres Cool

        Today I learned…..

        (honestly, Ill stick with my original answer)

      • Viking1865

        If you’re a waiter, Canadians are black.

    • R C Dean

      Looks like the same as “African-American”, only further north.

      He seems like a genuinely nice guy, one of the few Hollywood people I would actually care to meet.

      • Cancelled

        I agree. He is in the good muscle bro category for me.

      • Rhywun

        FWIW I recently watched one of his Jumanji movies and it was unexpectedly decent.

    • Rhywun

      *face-palm*

      School #1, School #2, and School #3 it is.

      • TARDIS

        Cool. Now do streets.

      • KSuellington

        Nah, someone non controversial.

        Che Guevara Elementary.

      • Tres Cool

        Ho Che Minh HIgh ?

        Mao Middle School ?

      • KSuellington

        Stalin Secondary School

      • dbleagle

        Beria Trade School

      • Surly Knott

        Hoxha High

    • R C Dean

      Wilson?

      Howsabout Roosevelt? Both would be fine, but if only one gets the boot, it should be FDR.

      School Board Chair Sami Al-AbdRabbuh said the superintendent will form a task force to explore new name options.

      Oh, please do an internet contest. I guess everybody has probably learned better by now, though.

      • Tres Cool

        Racist McRaceFace ?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Suggested names

        1) Nie Yuanzi
        2) Lin Biao
        3) Zhang Chengzhi
        4) Tan Houlan
        5) Kang Sheng

        Looking at the YouTube thumbnail, I realize I’ve got an interesting tidbit or two, but really don’t feel like doxxing myself or saying on an open channel.

      • Rhywun

        I guess white people are out. Which is most likely the goal in the first place.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Surprisingly not on the list, Dixie School. Hasn’t been an elementary school for at least 35 years and is now used by the local ESD, but still retains the name.

    • Raven Nation

      He lambasted Saint Roosevelt would be my guess. He also denounced the USSR

  30. KSuellington

    How does a lagoon turn…purple?

    Brooke Shields got her period perhaps?

    • Gender Traitor

      ::golf clap::

    • Tres Cool

      She needs more red meat, clearly.

      • Tres Cool

        Alternatively- Vulcan Menstruation

  31. pan fried wylie

    Repeal the NFA. Make the BATFE a Big Box Store.

    *drools over prospect of Fireworks’R’Us*

    RE: Purple Lagoon

    Did they bother checking for algae? From the shitty journalism, it still sounds pretty clearly like a bloom and die off. Which would be caused by nutrient rich runoff. So they still could’ve run with the pollution angle, just, you know, accurately.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I am the guy who was told he was smart as a kid and coasted through to middle age when he suddenly woke up and realized never actually trying at anything had gone from a failing to a habit to a wasted life.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

    • Cancelled

      Wow my drunken confessional hit a nerve. I wonder how prevalent the arrogant kid expecting to be a success because adults said he was smart, who lazed his way through school and then realized that work habits were more important to success than raw smarts is in libertarian circles.

      • R C Dean

        *raises hand*

        A certain willingness to whore myself out to a bureaucracy is probably what has gotten me this far.

      • Cancelled

        My inability to deal with corporate bureaucracy costs me more than $100,000 a year. Capitalize on that whoredom all you can

      • TARDIS

        If I had whored myself out just a little bit better, I would have retired this month. Nine out of eleven managers in my division just retired. They all started where I did 25 to 30 years ago.

      • R C Dean

        $X00,000, same as downtown.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    I have been doing one of my favorite things. Cleaning parts with gasoline. Taking undercoating off suspension parts, to be specific. I hate undercoating.

    It might be time for a cerveza.

    • Mad Scientist

      Get out of my head!

      • hayeksplosives

        It was 4:20 somewhere!

    • pan fried wylie

      My somewhat related project completed this week.

      Inherited these from a landlord back in 2011. Started and stalled on the repainting last summer, got er done couple weeks back and turned to the knobs…

      Some sort of paint over brass, so I tried a brass wire brush on the Dremel, limited success. Picked up a jug of Super Clean for stiping minis a while back….BAM, paint removed…wtf, clearcoat under the paint. The wire brush had only gotten down to that layer, turns out. Took another extended soak in the SC to get it all off….as well as some of the brass, whoops. I’m pleased with the result. Fucking clearcoat.

      2nd dresser completion estimated c.2025

      • pan fried wylie

        *BAM = 90min soak and the paint sloughed off

  34. peachy rex

    The internal polling numbers on school re-openings must have been absolutely dreadful. Wonder how the teacher unions will react to this dolchstoss.

  35. pan fried wylie

    At some point they will simply declare victory (especially if Biden wins) and move on. The MSM will instantly declare that the goal posts were always there and that the Vid has been conquered.

    Saturday kills the ‘Vid!

    There, done, you’re welcome.

  36. cyto

    My daughter came down with a miracle cold. We’ve been mostly isolated, and none of the people we have come in contact with have been sick. Yet she has a fever, runny nose and muscle aches.

    So I took her to get the Covid test today.

    It was, predictably, both well run and horribly run at the same time. We went to Hard Rock Stadium, because they offered the quick turnaround. No need to quarantine ourselves if we get a negative result… so the sooner the better.

    There were no signs telling you where to go. The main entrance off of the turnpike was the wrong direction, but there were no signs from that direction. I had to make sever U-turns to get to the back of the line – which was being kept discontinuous by the police for reasons that are not entirely clear to me. They kept us waiting out in traffic for a long time – 45 minutes in our case… then when I got into the parking lot it was apparent that there was plenty of room for the cars that were on the main road. For some reason they must have gotten the cops who work the clubs on Miami Beach to control the line – so they kept people waiting out front so you could tell how popular it is.

    There was no distinction between people with reservations (like me) and other people. So having a reservation was to no advantage at all.

    It took 3 hours waiting in line. The pace of testing seemed artificially slow. There were 6 or 8 employees standing around checking things for every 1 that was doing tests. I think a lot of their job may have been handling people who did not register online in advance and getting their information entered.

    That being said, the staff doing the testing were kind and professional despite crappy working conditions – on their feet in the 90+ degree humid weather all day with frustrated people who had been forced to wait 3 hours for reasons that are not at all clear. A+ for the staff running the tests.

    The up the nose test sucks. Not gonna lie. It was more uncomfortable than I thought it would be. My daughter was pretty mad at me for a minute. But it was pretty brief discomfort.. and an 8 year old girl who felt terrible was able to gut it out without much difficulty, so not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things.

    The results were posted on the website really quickly – I checked about 2 hours later and they were there. Could have been sooner, but I didn’t check then.

    That was amazingly efficient. So we get to go to the beach with friends tomorrow, being covid free.

    – one observation – they took all of my information online and issued an appointed time and an appointment number for each of us. They did not use that number at all. They used name and birthday to track our test. So I absolutely see how people are getting the wrong results. They are probably picking from a list on the computer to see who to match the results with, an excellent moment for tired or sloppy work to send the wrong result somewhere.

    • UnCivilServant

      Runny nose suggests it’s not Wuhan.

      I am not a doctor, just paying attention.

      • cyto

        Yeah, runny nose came about 8 days in advance of the fever, so probably not related.

        I’m thinking 5th’s disease… she had the red face on Saturday, but had been in a pillow fight with a friend immediately prior so I discounted it. Then the fever and muscle aches started.

        And I have a wife. Wife wants covid test. I go get covid test. I get to not hear about it anymore.

        Plus, we have no idea how she caught anything. That’s the mysterious part. She’s been to see 1 other kid in the last 3 weeks – last friday and saturday. And they haven’t had any sickness lately. None of us have anything either.

      • R C Dean

        “pillow fight with a friend”

        “no idea how she caught anything”

        Hmm.

      • cyto

        Yeah, sounds goofy. But we know them and they haven’t been anywhere either. And they have nobody showing any symptoms.

        Maybe an allergy and a UTI coincident with each other. That one is probable because it is more expensive than 5th’s disease (which clears on its own). Last one of those ran me $350.

    • Rhywun

      I have heard a few times that Korea is stuck in 1950 or so.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    My somewhat related project completed this week.

    Inherited these from a landlord back in 2011.

    Nice. I like clean, simple lines.

    • pan fried wylie

      I’m calling the theme “Blue Jeans”. At the outset the idea was more SGI Indigo, but I didn’t pick quite the right shade (despite the stack of empty Indigo boxes I have to compare to, that I never compared to), and then I would’ve had to paint the knobs teal or something…this is much better I think.