Monday Afternoon Return to Normalcy Links

by | Aug 24, 2020 | Daily Links | 326 comments

My kids were both back at school today (at least for 3 hours for the little one). Between that and errands, there were at least 4 hours of glorious, wonderous silence in my house as I worked. Given the rapid falloff of cases, I am starting to feel just a little touch of some feeling in my pessimist heart that is unfamiliar. None dare call it hope.

It appears that there are at least 50,000 other kids in my kids’ district with shitlord parents who want to kill teachers.

Why don’t they just call their group something more truthful like: “Republicans hated by their constituencies”?

I’ve considered playing dead to escape my family.

Dr. Warty passed on this article that was absolutely fascinating.

 

I always enjoyed this song.

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Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

326 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I can hear them chanting my name: “BRO BRO BRO!” This First is for all the men who want to be me and all the women who come to see me.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    I’m tempted to hit that NYT link, but I won’t.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Paywalled.

      • Mojeaux

        Not for me.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        Me neither. Great article. I’m sure all the people who need to read and understand it won’t.

    • Brochettaward

      They won’t make money off it if you do and you can have fun bypassing their shitty paywall (just hit escape as it loads just enough for you to read it).

      • Rhywun

        Safari Reader bypasses their paywall.

        I made it halfway through the 3rd paragraph before I told the writer to go fuck himself.

        The arguments for freedom may be strong — but they are put awfully crudely.

        Harrumph, I say! Tut tut!!

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        It rewards a complete read.

      • Rhywun

        Very well, I’ll take a look.

      • invisible finger

        I stopped reading at that sentence too.

  3. Count Potato

    “botanical disinfectant spray”

    So it doesn’t actually work on the virus?

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    “techno-medical despotism”
    Why yes, yes it is,

    • Swiss Servator

      “techno-medical despotism”

      Worst dance music ever.

      • Gustave Lytton

        There’s also the companion genre, “Welded up House”.

      • R C Dean

        Nice.

      • EvilSheldon

        That was awful. Give yourself a pat on the back.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Worst dance music ever.

        Untz * Untz * Untz * Untz * Untz

      • kV

        I lol’d like an idiot and woke up the baby. Now trying to explain to the wife “just what in the hell is so funny.”

  5. Count Potato

    “Why don’t they just call their group something more truthful like: “Republicans hated by their constituencies”?”

    So Democrats?

    • Brett L

      I was going to go with “Republicans for Statism”, but that wasn’t specific enough.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I used to view the whole RINO thing with a tinge of cynicism, but damn if bad orange man didn’t expose them as literally just that. They were never conservative, but they’re not really Republicans either. They’re the lynchpin of the controlled opposition machine.

      • Rhywun

        I never thought I would see so many of them openly advocate socialism. It’s fucking mind-blowing.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        As opposed to Trump??!?

      • Rhywun

        I didn’t say anything about Trump. But fine, I’ll take the gotcha.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I have to say, it’s a bit odd for anyone to talk about what is or isn’t “Republican” or even “conservative” after the complete ideological shift Trump wrought. The entire universe has taken crazy pills and words have no meaning anymore.

      • Rhywun

        Agreed.

      • kinnath

        words have no meaning anymore

        Uh, meanings have words.

        Did I pass the test?

      • Viking1865

        If you somehow got a Congress that went to peak Trumponomics, we’d still have dirt cheap energy even with the hyperinflation. The Democrats embrace of “freeze in the dark for your sins against Gaia” as their actual energy policy makes them far worse IMO.

        I’ve said it on here for a while: America already has the moderate social democracy that Democrats claim they are in favor of. There’s no actual “progress” from here that doesn’t involve actual socialism, or the actual lunacy of sacrificing the country on the altar of carbon.

      • Hyperion

        If we would just quit playing warring political tribe and let science progress as it currently is.

        I mean, as fucked up as things are, we still have a little freedom left. I would settle for no more laws, we have far too many, let it alone, and let science do it’s part and push identity politics and social justice into the ridiculed dustbin of history it should be in, we’re probably only a generation or less from nearly free energy and food production. Life would just keep getting easier and easier for humans.

        But no, we need to engage and even embrace the undisciplined kiddies in their cosplay struggle sessions. Apparently, we’re willing to give up all and revert to a new dark ages for that.

        No, fuck that shit, the kiddies need a good hard spanking.

      • Agent Cooper

        There are very few real Republicans. Trump isn’t even one.

      • Homple

        There is no real Republican Party. The GOP is swirling around the same drain they sent the Whigs down, and for the same general reasons of no principles, direction and cohesion.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Former Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), a frequent critic of President Trump’s, is endorsing Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden along with several other former Republican lawmakers.

    The Biden campaign announced the endorsements, first reported by Fox News, on Monday morning. The list includes other former members of Congress who had previously announced their support for Biden, including former Sens. John Warner (R-Va.) and Gordon Humphrey (R-N.H.), who is now an independent, and Rep. Charlie Dent (R-Pa.).

    How dare he come play in our sandbox? The man’s an UPSTART!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Is John Warner even technically alive?

      The man was always a whore for the limelight.

    • Swiss Servator

      That is a real murders row of…squish.

      • Spudalicious

        That’s pretty…underwhelming.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Did someone corner him in an elevator again?

  7. Mojeaux

    I’ve considered playing dead to escape my family

    I believe I heard it on Dr. G that live people taken to the morgue (not funeral home) happens more than you’d think.

    • R C Dean

      *tugs collar*

      I, err, can neither confirm nor deny.

      • Mojeaux

        I used that in a book. So far, no one has accused me directly of calling in the machine with the god in it.

      • Gender Traitor

        I, for one, was tremendously relieved.

      • UnCivilServant

        How dare you profane the name of the Machine God!

        Ave Machina!

  8. Ted S.

    It appears that there are at least 50,000 other kids in my kids’ district with shitlord parents who want to kill teachers.

    So there are people who don’t want to kill teachers?

    • leon

      In Florida there are some cops who don’t want to kill teachers, but are willing to stand by and watch it happen.

      • DEG

        I shouldn’t have laughed, but I did.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “These former members of Congress cited Trump’s corruption, destruction of democracy, blatant disregard for moral decency, and urgent need to get the country back on course as a reason why they support Biden,” an official with the Biden campaign told Fox News. “These former Members of Congress are supporting Joe Biden because they know what’s at stake in this election and that Trump’s failures as President have superseded partisanship.”

    Mmmm hmmmmm. Yes, very good. Go on.

    *nods, pretends to listen while sketching a jackass on note pad*

    • Ted S.

      Ask them if they agree with Biden’s assertion that Mittens Romney wants to put black people in chains, and ask them if that’s considered decency.

    • B.P.

      I love the “destruction of democracy” gambit. For almost four years an impossibly long list of reasons has been floated as to why a duly elected president needs to be removed through non-voting means.

  10. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Flake was too chicken to run again so now he’s on the disaffected Republican circuit.

    Soon he’ll be offering up twenty dollar blowjobs at state DNC conventions to make ends meet.

    • Drake

      With him and his fellow cucks, it was always about the price. Never a question that they were sellouts and whores.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Segregation is the new hotness.

    A student task force at New York University who call themselves the Black Violets, are pushing for segregated housing in dormitories. The Black Violets created a petition in July to establish floors specifically for black students in NYU student housing.

    The petition, which currently has over 1,000 signatures, reads “We, members of the Black student body, demand that NYU implement Black student housing on campus in the vein of themed engagement floors across first-year and upperclassmen residence halls.” The first demand listed on the petition is to create “floors completely comprised of Black-identifying students with Black Resident Assistants.”

    Nai Robinson, co-founder of the Black Violets, told Washington Street News that currently black students are not cared for on NYU’s campus. “There is nothing to protect us,” Robinson said. “Literally no systems in place. What do you do when your professor is racist and wants to take it out on your grades? Microaggressions in classroom discussions?”

    • leon

      Black-identifying

      Rachel Dozeal breaths sigh of relief.

      • Homple

        Thurgood Partial, Hueless Newton….

    • Gustave Lytton

      “There is nothing to protect us,” Robinson said. “Literally no systems in place. What do you do when your professor is racist and wants to take it out on your grades? Microaggressions in classroom discussions?”

      The phone callsdelusions are coming from inside the houseyour head!

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        What do you do when your professor is racist and wants to take it out on your grades?

        Contact the ombudsman? That’s what they’re there for.

        That said, if the entire university happens to fall for the same (pomo) delusion, then you may be forced to choose between your convictions and your grade. Go ask the college Republicans at your college. they should have plenty of examples.

      • Spartacus

        What do you do when your professor is racist and wants to take it out on your grades?

        You have your own floor in the dorms, that’s what! That will absolutely fix things and not at all prove their point.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “We demand”
      The entitlement fucking reeks. Whatever happened to requesting even though, request or demand, what they’re wanting is stupid.

    • Drake

      Can we call it colored housing for old time’s sake?

      I want everyone honest who was involved in the civil rights movement to feel as betrayed as I do.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I can see a bee article coming out of this where they strip the paint off the segregated housing’s sign and find that the base layer of paint from the 1950s says exactly what they were going to paint on there.

      • This Machine

        That’s actually genius!

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        And it’ll show up as a Bee headline in 3, 2, 1 . . .

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Written and submitted. If the bee steals my idea, at least SP has the timestamp to show that I wrote mine first.

      • Homple

        “They’re more comfortable among their own kind.”

    • Shpip

      The Black Violets created a petition in July to establish floors specifically for black students in NYU student housing.

      Maybe they’d be cool with separate water fountains, restrooms, and a “black” entrance to the campus rathskeller?

      • The Other Kevin

        And their own designated areas in campus transportation. Away from the front, where it’s drafty in the winter.

    • Not Adahn

      Shouldn’t Black Violets be specifically for black lesbians?

    • Brett L

      Shut up and do what the person in charge tells you is not always the right answer, but deciding what is valuable enough to not do so is a good exercise to be completed in a college classroom, where the punishment for deciding wrong is merely a failing grade. It, like your own personal hot/crazy boundary line is an experientially determined thing.

    • Rhywun

      What do you do when your professor is racist and wants to take it out on your grades?

      Wake up?

    • EvilSheldon

      Nothing to protect you, save for the coping skills expected of a functioning adult…

  12. leon

    Re: Jeff Flake. Isn’t this the same thing they did last time around? I mean freaking Bill Chrystal ran a breakfast sandwich against Trump. They have been really hitting on the “GOP officials don’t want to go with Trump”. It’s already happened, but it will become more mainstream, if Trump Wins, to call for the death of Trump voters, because it was them and not the party leadership that put him into power.

    • Atanarjuat

      They keep pushing “GOP establishment hacks and warmongers don’t like Trump.”

      That’s why he got elected, dipshits.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Paywalled.

    I haven’t even bothered to try, lately. I used to be able to get one NYT story, because my browser dumps cookies when I close it.

  14. KibbledKristen

    All the warhawk erstwhile Repubs are supporting Biden. hmmmmmm….

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah but “Blooddrenched Neocons for Biden” doesn’t have much of a ring to it.

    • Suthenboy

      Give that lady a prize.

      I think the main objection to Trump is his opposition to the endless, pointless wars that are keeping the opposition flush with cash.

    • Count Potato

      That Tabletmag article is great, but yes, very long.

    • invisible finger

      Still amazes me that an article that long doesn’t have the word “zinc” in it at all.

  15. Mojeaux

    Went to my great-aunt’s funeral this morning (she was 92; she’s where she wants to be). Masks galore, but not an inch of social distancing. No singing either, but that didn’t hurt my feelings.

    My mom and three aunts and one uncle are so over the masks, as if they weren’t when it started.

  16. leon

    Thinking about Egg McMuffin and his failed Presidental run, reminds me of a quote from Schiff where he cried foul at Kanye running. Called it the “Lowest of the low” of tactics to run a spoiler. Funny juxtaposition to be in.

  17. Shpip

    Alternate headline: Only Half of Pinellas County Parents can Accurately Assess Risk (or Just Really Want Some Peace and Quiet for a Few Hours)

    • Swiss Servator

      Our district has some damned fool “hybrid” thing set up – so naturally, Zoom crashed in the Chicago area on the first day of school. I pay several thousand dollars a year in property taxes to this school district … GO TO WORK, F#$%STICKS!

      • Sean

        GO TO WORK, F#$%STICKS!

        I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      • leon

        I just keep seeing Fishsticks.

      • Sean

        Are you a gay fish?

      • Not Adahn

        What does sexuality even mean to a broadcast spawner?

      • Suthenboy

        Bye

      • Sean

        Rather than continue with this ridiculous farce,”

        Well…she got that part right. The quitting bit, not so much.

      • Shpip

        I forget who is was here who said “Teachers aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, and have a herd mentality,” but they were spot-on.

        Maybe have the public schoolmarms read this and make a book report on it as a condition of having their contracts re-upped.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I disagree with her reasoning, but at least she had the balls to vote with her feet & a resignation letter.

      • Tres Cool

        The article says she’d been teaching for 30 years or so. She’s due to collect that sweet NEA pension.

        /ex-wife is a teacher

  18. Count Potato

    ““The paramedics performed CPS and other life-reviving methods for 30 minutes,” the chief said. “Given medical readings and the condition of the patient, it was determined at that time that she did not have signs of life.””

    Bullshit.

  19. leon

    So… will someone refresh me. Why do the left hate Trump so much? I mean i was youngish when Bush was president, and i remember there being a lot of Bush hate, but not on this level where they are saying the country is literally destroyed if Trump gets a second term.

    • Swiss Servator

      Once you start, the only way to get the high again, is to increase the dosage.

    • kinnath

      Why do the left hate Trump so much?

      Because he’s an actual Democrat that calls out leftist lies and hypocrisy for what it is.

    • Brett L

      Heresy. Someone from outside the sect holds the high priesthood.

    • Brochettaward

      Well, really it started with smug satisfaction if you ask me. Trump came out and made his speech about the Mexicans and the wall and after years of crying racism about any opposition to the Light Bringer they saw it as confirmation. His popularity from that allowed them to try and paint the average Republican as racist. See Hillary’s “pied piper” strategy where they wanted to paint all Republicans as being like Trump, if I’m remembering it all correctly.

      Then it just snowballed as Trump kept…winning.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yes they did, and they did the same when Reagan was in office.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Bush Sr. visited my college and protesters there had signs that read “Your Dad should have pulled out” and “The best part of you ran down your mom’s leg”. The left always had the classiest protesters.

    • Count Potato

      Bush was still one of them, a member of the political class.

    • Not Adahn

      I assume something about his style inspires the same kind of skin-crawling loathing that affects me when I see Cuomo lecture harangue speak.

      • Suthenboy

        All of the prominent lefties and many on the right give me that same feeling. They are the most loathsome people imaginable.

      • Mad Scientist

        This. I can’t watch a single one of them on TV for more than a minute before I start feeling around for bricks.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, that’s it I think. He’s not the kind of elitist, effete gasbag that makes them weak in the knees.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      It seems to revolve mostly around his personality. And he has an R next to his name now.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Because he’s an asshole.

      • R C Dean

        They’re all assholes. It begs the question, why the particular hate for Darth Cheeto?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        He humiliates them, and they don’t appreciate being humiliated. It’s why Reagan was so hated, too. It has nothing to do with policy or actions, and everything to do with feeling a slight twinge of embarrassment when bad orange man lands a zinger.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Come at me, bro.

    David Muir asked Biden about the “blistering attacks” by the Trump campaign on Biden’s “mental fitness” and Biden burst out laughing.

    “His campaign has called you ‘diminished’ and I’m curious how you’d respond to that?” Muir said.

    “Watch me. Mr. President, watch me,” Biden answered, motioning his hands as though he was challenging Trump to a fight.

    The camera cut to Kamala Harris, who looked on with a nervous smirk, darting her eyes to Muir.

    “Look at us both. What we say and what we do, what we control, what we know, what kind of shape we’re in. Come on,” Biden said.

    • leon

      “Look at us both. What we say and what we do, what we control, what we know, what kind of shape we’re in. Come on,” Biden said.

      Look at us both: I.E Kamala will be in charge.

      There’s a part of me hoping that we might get a sugarfree insight into how Kamala didn’t realize how senile Biden was, or that he doesn’t expect to turn any power over to her and realizing that she’s trapped in a hell of her own making.

  21. grrizzly

    From the NYT article:

    Mr. Agamben’s name may ring a bell for some Americans. He was the professor who in 2004, at the height of the “war on terror,” was so alarmed by the new U.S. fingerprinting requirements for foreign visitors that he gave up a post at New York University rather than submit to them. He warned that such data collection was only passing itself off as an emergency measure; it would inevitably become a normal part of peacetime life.

    His argument about the coronavirus runs along similar lines: The emergency declared by public-health experts replaces the discredited narrative of “national security experts” as a pretext for withdrawing rights and privacy from citizens. “Biosecurity” now serves as a reason for governments to rule in terms of “worst-case scenarios.” This means there is no level of cases or deaths below which locking down an entire nation of 60 million becomes unreasonable. Many European governments, including Italy’s, have developed national contact tracing apps that allow them to track their citizens using cellphones.

    • kbolino

      He’s not wrong, it’s just another click in the ratchet. What will the next justification for an abasement of rights be? Will it come from the “right” or from the “left”?

  22. DEG

    The district has provided teachers at Largo IB World School with pandemic kits, which include gloves, reusable masks, botanical disinfectant spray, and other materials. Students must sit six feet apart and the instructor will be in a teaching zone that is eight feet away from the nearest student.

    This is insane. On the other hand, they’re back at school. On the gripping hand, they’re at government school. Blech.

    “These former members of Congress cited Trump’s corruption, destruction of democracy, blatant disregard for moral decency, and urgent need to get the country back on course as a reason why they support Biden,”

    Where were they during the Obama years?

    “Upon arrival at the funeral home, our staff confirmed she was breathing and called EMS.”

    That’s fucked.

    The emergency declared by public-health experts replaces the discredited narrative of “national security experts” as a pretext for withdrawing rights and privacy from citizens.

    Never let a crisis go to waste.

    • R C Dean

      Upon arrival at the funeral home, our staff confirmed she was breathing

      “Dude, that is so not my kink.”

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Why do the left hate Trump so much?

    He’s an upstart. He swooped in out of left field and displaced a treasured lifelong member of the Washington Mandarinate. He upset a lot of carefully positioned apple carts.

    • Drake

      This – for decades it was only people who were already in on the game.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Same reason the right hates him.

    • Atanarjuat

      I wonder if that formula of silicon is denser than water and at what level she would float were she to ever use those suits to actually swim.

    • Roland of Gilead

      Nope. Voluptuous curves.

    • Apples and Knives

      (Semi-)Serious question: Can you get Covid from farts?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Apparently it is because a fart particle is 100 times smaller than a virus.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But nevermind, because that answer has nothing to do with your question.

        *hangs head in shame*

      • Not Adahn

        Doesn’t the virus infect the lungs? How would it get to the anus?

      • Suthenboy

        We have never gotten solid, truthful answers about this because A) the experts are mostly liars and B) They dont know.

        Can you catch it from mosquitoes? Food? Surfaces? How long are the viral particles able to infect after leaving the body? What parts of the body can it infect? Why are some asymptomatic and others not? I can think of about 1000 more…

        The only things we know for sure: https://nypost.com/2020/04/29/dr-fauci-backed-controversial-wuhan-lab-studying-coronavirus/
        We know the masks and lockdowns are useless at best and destructive at worst.

      • R C Dean

        This is really more HM’s, err, territory.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        From what I understand, diarrhea is a common symptom.

      • leon

        Luckily for the scientist at CDC they only smell their own farts, so they should be safe.

      • Suthenboy

        We have a winner.

      • invisible finger

        Farting could release bacteria. But Covid isn’t bacterial.

      • Suthenboy

        Serious answer: We have evolved to find possible means or sources of pathogens or poisons to be disgusting.

        My guess? Very likely.

      • Apples and Knives

        Damn, I’m so glad I asked this question. I’ve got a lot of reading to do now.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        Can you get Covid from farts?

        I got nuthin’.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Not clicking on that link. I’ve seen the nudies at a French beach. It’s always the people you don’t want to see.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Upon arrival at the funeral home, our staff confirmed she was breathing

    Nobody on the ambulance crew had a mirror?

    • Not Adahn

      I thought you were supposed to smack them three times in the forehead with a silver hammer?

  25. Rhywun

    Have some gibberish.

    “I think it’s honestly ridiculous that there will be on the surface what appears to be a playing field that’s like that, inconsistently across the league with the different away stadiums.”

    Wut?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I just keep seeing Fishsticks.

    #METOO

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “s his three kids watch from back of car”
      emmm, Bullshit

      • Not Adahn

        …nobody mentioned three kids before now.

    • R C Dean

      Somebody needs to explain the 48 hour rule to the Gov.

      At least he called in the National Guard. WI is perfectly purple (or used to be), an almost exact 50/50 split. Must have done the math and realized letting Kenosha turn into Portland-On-The-Lake would cost him more votes from normies than it would gain from the lunatic left.

      • leon

        I don’t think governor’s have a lot of leeway on being able to wait 48 hours to comment.

      • R C Dean

        Doesn’t mean they have to jump to the end. They are experts and saying little and pushing back the day when they might have to make a decision.

  27. LCDR_Fish

    Since I missed the Basilone article in terms of posting – just a follow-up comment.

    Reading through that description, it matched a lot of a few other articles I’ve read before – dug up an old file saved on my computer and found the story of Mitchell Paige. aka G.I. Joe.

    In a battle that large, it makes sense that you might see similar efforts, but it is kinda weird how similar they are. Both ultimate bad-asses.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    All of the prominent lefties and many on the right give me that same feeling. They are the most loathsome people imaginable.

    It’s narcissistic sociopaths, all the way down.

  29. Brochettaward

    We all breathlessly await to see what action the Packers will take in the wake of the Wisconsin shooting:

    According to Rob Demovsky of ESPN.com, the Packers held a meeting to discuss what they could do in the wake of the shooting of Jacob Blake in Kenosha, Wis. Blake was shot seven times in the back by a police offer, and the reaction to the video footage of the incident has led to another round of protests.

    Coach Matt LaFleur met with the team’s leadership council, and quarterback Aaron Rodgers said veteran tight end Marcedes Lewis helped lead the discussion.

    Rodgers said it was still unclear what the team’s next steps would be, but he felt like his responsibility was to listen first. When the time comes for the team to speak, having his voice will also add power to any message, as Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has shown.

    https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/08/24/packers-hold-team-meeting-after-police-shooting-in-wisconsin/

    • R C Dean

      “It has come to our attention that the man shot while resisting arrest in Kenosha was a Chicago Bears fan. The official response of the Green Bay Packers to this event is “Eh, Bears fans. Waddayagonnado?”

    • Agent Cooper

      Thanks sports teams, for being our national conscience.

      *head-desk*

  30. Atanarjuat

    Anyone have any Bitcoin? I decided to buy some completely on a whim a little while back on CashApp. I did no research whatsoever and bought $25 worth. 1 BTC was about $7300 at the time. I checked it every day for about a month. The price had gone up to $9600 but was fluctuating wildly. I ended up cashing in for $35, feeling scared I would lose money if it dropped. Happy with that profit, I decided to look into it more. I learned a few things.

    1. Holy crap, actually buying Bitcoin and having a wallet is insanely confusing and complicated. Not sure what I did but it wasn’t really owning Bitcoin.
    2. Gambling is an emotional roller coaster. And apparently legal anywhere you can use CashApp.
    3. It’s much higher now, like $11,750. I think gold is high too now. I don’t know why so many people on Twitter are telling people to buy both. “Buy low, sell high”.

    • LCDR_Fish

      I’ve only heard about the convenience of “cashapp” via Joe Rogan. (and the guy who mows my yard takes cashapp). It’s like WTF – I’ve been using paypal for 20 years and nobody accepts it. I had to create a venmo account just to get my security deposit back from my last rental.

      I started creating a cashapp account but when it wanted all my account right up front as the first or second step of the account creation process, i flinched.

      • LCDR_Fish

        “all my bank account info”

    • Suthenboy

      The market manipulators on Wall Street have nothing on the bitcoin crowd. I stay the hell away from anything that looks like a gamble.

    • leon

      Yeah. I’d hold off on both. I bought some BCH (Bitcoin Cash) a few months ago, and it’s mostly kept it’s value, though it has jumped a bit in the past week.

      Keeping a wallet can be confusing, though sometimes it’s more confusing because of the terms used. I think that is the single biggest obstacle in its widespread use as a means of money is that it’s too damn technical.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sounds like the Linux of the money world. Probably great, stable and less prone to thieves but the average Joe/Jane isn’t going to go out and get it.

      • leon

        Pretty much. Untill they make crypto work in a way that grandma can use it, it won’t take off.

    • Aus

      I don’t have any bitcoin, but late 2019 I started dabbling in crypto.

      I first learned about bitcoin when it was ~$2.00 per bitcoin, so I’m certainly very familiar with the “missed the boat” feeling. I don’t think I would buy any BTC unless it dipped to down $3k-$5k range.

      HOWEVER, I am a fan of BAT & XRP. I own a bit of both (less that $3k) but plan on substantially increasing holdings if they dip again.

      With BAT specifically, I read the white paper and think it could really rocket off to the moon like BTC did. I may end up dropping like $10k into it… we’ll see.

      I use Uphold dont com for my crypto needs. Mainly that’s because Brave/BAT partnered with it, and it works well enough for me to stick with it.

  31. Brochettaward

    Only three more hours until my next First.

    Yes, I’m calling my shot.

  32. LJW

    Watching a movie on HBO today a New York PSA came on after. It said something like follow New Yorks lead on how to stop the Coronavirus wear masks. I can’t find the commercial on YouTube I figured it be making it’s rounds of getting trashed.

    • Suthenboy

      New York’s strategy on stopping the spread of the cooties appears to be having everyone engage in mass exodus. No people, no cooties….it is simple really.

      • robc

        NYC is over 3000 deaths per million. No thanks, not gonna follow that approach. NY State is better, but not much.

        My count is over 500 per million, which isnt good, but with a much higher confirmed case rate than NYC. We are over 3%. Is 10x still a good approximation, because over 30% puts us damn near herd immunity levels?

      • robc

        County

  33. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Got this email from VCDL (bold is their emphasis):

    Democrat Party Platform: Ban Online Ammo Sales, License Gun Owners
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/08/19/democrat-party-platform-ban-online-ammo-sales-license-all-gun-owners/

    Democrat Draft 2020 Party Platform:
    Ending the Epidemic of Gun Violence:

    Gun violence is a public health crisis in the United States. Nearly 40,000 people die annually from guns—devastating countless families, friends, and communities. Addressing the gun violence crisis requires supporting evidence-based programs that prevent gun deaths from occurring in the first place, including by making mental health care more accessible, funding interventions to reduce homicides and gun violence in neighborhoods, and strengthening protections against domestic violence. Democrats will also ensure the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have sufficient resources to study gun violence as a public health issue.

    Democrats will enact universal background checks, end online sales of guns and ammunition , close dangerous loopholes that currently allow stalkers and some individuals convicted of assault or battery to buy and possess firearms, and adequately fund the federal background check system. We will close the “Charleston loophole” and prevent individuals who have been convicted of hate crimes from possessing firearms. SSD note: I assume hate crimes will be redefined as anyone not supporting BLM, etc

    Democrats will ban the manufacture and sale of assault weapons and high capacity magazines. We will incentivize states to enact licensing requirements for owning firearms and “red flag” laws that allow courts to temporarily remove guns from the possession of those who are a danger to themselves or others. We will pass legislation requiring that guns be safely stored in homes. And Democrats believe that gun companies should be held responsible for their products, just like any other business, and will prioritize repealing the law that shields gun manufacturers from civil liability. P. 43

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So much stupid in so little space.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’ve said it before, “loophole” is whatever is left to acquire or a posses a firearm after the last gun control enactments.

      • Mad Scientist

        The 2nd is a loophole according to them.

      • Tres Cool

        Back in the beforetimes, when there was no internet, we used to get a weekly circular called the ‘Tradin Post’. It was essentially a newspaper of classified ads. There was always a very robust “Guns/Ammo” section, and private sales were conducted. Just as they are today.
        What makes these idiots think that any transaction involving firearms involves a background check ?

    • leon

      What about the loophole that allows those convicted of hate crimes to vote.

    • Suthenboy

      Every single plank in the Dem platform is about taking things away from individuals…money, guns, freedoms, options. Ever single one of them. At least in the past they made noises about how they were going to make things better. Now the party is coopted by straight up radical leftists that want San Francisco as the blueprint for the. entire nation.

      • kbolino

        Meh, it’s more about taking things away from the people who don’t vote for them and giving things to the people who do vote for them. It’s tribalism with a shitty veneer of post-modernist claptrap.

      • creech

        How can you say that? Aren’t the Dems the “pro-choice” party?

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      will prioritize repealing the law that shields gun manufacturers from civil liability

      Except it’s not a repeal, it’s the standard negligence laws, and maybe some additional laws to further hamstring activist judges who would ignore the standard negligence laws.

      We’re gonna get dram shop laws for guns, and that’s going to cripple the industry.

      • leon

        We’re gonna get dram shop laws for guns, and that’s going to cripple the industry.

        Thats the point. Along with National Licensing and requiring gun owners to buy insurance and to stow weapons so that they are useless for home defense. The point is to make people not own weapons.

      • Mad Scientist

        Crippling the industry is exactly what they want.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Can’t be real, there’s a female present.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Did I forget to mention it is a costume party?

    • DEG

      The comments weren’t what I expected.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Corn!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Strangely erotic. I need a break from this place.

  34. R C Dean

    Just mailed in my request to not to receive a mail-in ballot. Since I mailed in a ballot once before, I was on the list to always get mail-in ballots, and I have to opt out.

  35. Ownbestenemy

    Liking the Postmaster General.
    “All my actions have to do with improving the Postal Service,” DeJoy replied. “Am I the only one in this room that understands that we have a $10 billion a year loss?”

    Rep. Stephen Lynch: “Will you put the, will you put the high-speed machines back?”

    USPS Postmaster Louis DeJoy: “No, I will not.”

    Lynch: “You will not.”

    DeJoy: “Will not.”

    Lynch: “You will not. Well, there you go.”

    DeJoy: “There I go what?”

    That’s how you respond to those idiots.

    • LCDR_Fish

      live on c-span?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I just pulled them off tweets.

    • kbolino

      The Wikipedia article on the Postal Service “crisis” is a a hotbed of objective information, strictly hewing to the neutral point-of-view policy with such enlightening notes as DeJoy “stammered and hesitated” and that he is a “Trump campaign megadonor”.

      Nowhere that I have seen is any explanation offered for why keeping or removing the sorting machines would be a good/bad idea. What do the machines do? Obviously they “sort mail” but are they old? Do they do the job well? Are they being replaced? Is this a new policy (some sources imply no, others don’t even ask the question).

      • LCDR_Fish

        References I’ve seen elsewhere is that the sorting machines being disposed of are for older types of large mail that aren’t typically used any more.

      • kbolino

        Finding a reliable source on this right now is almost impossible. A great service Google could provide, which of course they won’t do, is to allow me to search for a topic of controversy but get back the results from before it became a controversy.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        Try using a search engine called “Millionshort”.

        Saved my life, it did.

      • kbolino

        That did help, thanks. Not exactly a time machine, but it does cut out the clickbaity noise somewhat.

      • Rhywun

        OMG I was just looking for something yesterday to block specific sites and this has that feature. Thanks!

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        I live to serve.

        It’s a very useful search engine when you’re trying to separate the wheat from the chaff.

      • Rhywun

        SEO-blocker FTW.

        And I can think of a zillion uses for blocking the “top x^10 sites” too.

      • violent_k

        Something I had been trying to find for weeks was on the first page of results. Thanks!

      • kbolino

        On the one hand, it sounds like an otherwise benign and reasonable business move.

        On the other hand, the USPS is not a business and people (esp. Congress) need to stop acting like it is one. It is a Congressionally chartered money pit and the less time spent pretending otherwise, the better.

      • invisible finger

        So you want it to lose $100 billion instead of $10 billion?

        I’d be all for mail delivery 3 days a week. You want it more frequent buy a post office box.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        Based on what we get now in Canada, once a week wouldn’t be a hardship. Anything I really need I just get shipped to me via courier service etc.

      • kbolino

        Well that would just make it like every other government agency. The Department of Defense can lose $100 billion in a month, never mind a year.

        Either make it a business or reabsorb it into the government. Its current status makes no sense, and Congress loves to keep it in that status to use as a political football.

      • kbolino

        There’s some context here which is only in my head and probably needs to be put into writing.

        – The USPS can’t set its own rates. All rate changes have to be approved by Congress. Congress has refused to approve the sort of rate changes it actually needs (e.g. First Class Forever stamps should probably cost $2.50 not $0.55).

        – The USPS can’t close its own offices without kissing Congress’s ass, either.

        – And they are required by law to negotiate with the postal workers’ union, to give that union almost everything it wants, and then to pay for all of it.

        Plus, I’d be willing to bet after this media-created fiasco, they’ll next be required to get all “major” decisions about operations approved by Congress, too.

      • kbolino

        There’s also an argument to be made that Forever stamps are a stupid idea too. I don’t think any other business could get away with the necessary accounting trickery in this day and age.

      • Mad Scientist

        I know how the USPS can make money. I’ll install a recycling bin directly below my mailbox. I’ll pay the carrier $5 a week to sort my mail appropriately.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        There’s a guy I knew near Edmonton about a decade or so ago, who actually won a court case to force Canada Post to deliver junk mail to his semi-rural address, where he burned all of it in a custom paper-burning furnace for heat etc. Signed up for thousands of flyers and shit. Got several large delivery bagfuls a day of this stuff delivered to him, which he put into a device that rolled it into firelogs tied with wire. Free energy delivered by Canada Post. He’s not well-loved by the regional distribution centre’s manager.

        His “regular” mail all gets delivered to a P.O. box in the nearest town.

    • kbolino

      On the general topic of the thing, I keep seeing people say “of course it’s political” but that doesn’t make a damn bit of sense. Fucking up the postal service, assuming that’s what is being done, doesn’t give an advantage to any candidate. Trump isn’t going to win the election any more or less because the mail won’t get delivered on time. But I guess these people have so fully bought their own bullshit that they think voting by mail = smart = Democrat.

  36. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of a return to normalcy…..

    Minneapolis to business owners: What do you think you are doing? Don’t you know we have building codes?

    After looters crashed through his floor-to-ceiling windows and stole $1 million worth of booze in May, Chicago-Lake Liquors owner John Wolf wanted to protect himself from a repeat occurrence.

    Like property owners throughout the world, he wanted to install security shutters on the outside of his building. The investment would not only prevent rioters from entering his store, it would protect his windows — which cost $50,000 to replace.

    But Wolf ran into a big obstacle: The City of Minneapolis has barred security shutters on building exteriors since 2004.

    Unlike the City of St. Paul, which allows external shutters as long as owners request a permit, Minneapolis limits security shutters to the inside of a property, leaving windows vulnerable to attack. In a report justifying the rule change, Minneapolis officials argued that external shutters “cause visual blight” and create the impression that an area is “unsafe” and “troublesome.”

    Anyone want to bet that the Mpls City Council would be completely onboard with using the police department to arrest this guy if he tried to install those shutters without a permit?

    • R C Dean

      Minneapolis officials argued that external shutters “cause visual blight” and create the impression that an area is “unsafe” and “troublesome.”

      I think the shattered glass, graffiti, and trash strewn everywhere also create an impression, etc.

    • Drake

      Minneapolis is the definition of “visual blight” presently.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Good luck with your shithole city. I’m out.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Go knock the windows out of the councillors’ homes.

  37. B.P.

    At the expense of having drugs fall out of my ass…

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-press-briefing-august-23-2020/

    “THE PRESIDENT: Thank you very much. And it’s good to see you all. Hope you had a great weekend at your convention.”

    Fact check: False! The Democratic National Convention ended last Thursday, not over the weekend!

    Even if I were a member of the White House press pool, I would have laughed at that line.

    • Hyperion

      I thought that was going to be a Bee link. See, it really is getting impossible to tell anymore.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This is the shittiest civil war ever.

      • Agent Cooper

        Gives new meaning to the term “street fight.”

      • Hyperion

        I’m not sure why it’s pink paint. It really goes badly with the blue dress.

      • Rhywun

        After she gets out of booking, she should return with asphalt-colored paint and do it again.

      • leon

        beats having your head blown off by a .58 calliber bullet.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Yeah… Say what upu will but we got some awesome folk misic out of the last one. I don’t hold out much hope that a DJ with an iPod is going to give us anything worthwhile.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Between the ululations and the moaning….the world is deranged.

      Even if she’s right.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Also, chanting “God Bless Law Enforcement” while getting handcuffed is whatever is the White people’s version of “some coon shit”.

      • Hyperion

        Because we must decide between letting the cops just randomly shoot people with no accountability or just having no law enforcement at all. We can’t just give people an unlimited number of choices, it would be like TV before there were good cable packages. Chaos and anarchy!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        We need police to convert to an online streaming service.

      • Ted S.

        Nobody needs 23 different kinds of police forces.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Equivalent to “I beat you because I love you”?

      • leon

        Who was moaning? Her or the crowd? It was wack.

      • Hyperion

        Hey, she wasn’t rioting, burning, and looting. That’s not acceptable free speech.

    • Gustave Lytton

      What was she trying to do? Create a paint slip and slide?

      If someone was serious, wouldn’t be hard to have one or three people with backpack sprayers take out a much larger chunk of the graffiti. Or spray on a paint stripper.

      • Mad Scientist

        But if one is a deranged attention whore, this works perfectly.

    • TARDIS

      All those “photographers” are freakin’ pathetic to me. Photo boners all around I guess.

  38. Hyperion

    “Why don’t they just call their group something more truthful like: “Republicans hated by their constituencies?”

    I’m not sure why they don’t just join the dem party. Dems don’t want them either? Maybe they can go looting and get popular enough that the dems will take them?

    I’m not real sure what they can do for that butthurt.

    • Suthenboy

      I am not sure which of them I hate more.

      • Hyperion

        Amash, because he pretended to be principled.

        It’s sort of like that Falwell guy. Hey, whatever buddy, if you want to give your wife a pool boy instead of the typical dildo and batteries, go for it. Just don’t preach to us about what a righteous role model you are for the rest of us. That shit just creeps me out.

      • Suthenboy

        My grandfather had an expression to describe hard materials: “That shit is harder than a preacher’s dick at a wedding”

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s not a very useful metric.

      • Hyperion

        I’ve never heard that before. And I thought I’ve heard most.

        It’s really amusing when my wife and I will compare old saying that our parents often used when we were kids.

        Yesterday afternoon she left a patio door and the screen wide open and I said ‘Hey girl, was you born in a barn?’.

        So like most times, she says ‘What the hell you talking about old man?’.

        It seems that these type saying span cultures and she told me what the Brazil version of that is and like a lot of times, it made almost no sense at all to me.

    • Rhywun

      They want to run the country using the networks of loyal Team members they’ve built up over the decades. Not the functionally identical members from the other Team.

  39. Timeloose

    I saw the bitcoin discussion up thread. I’ve been putting my money into 30rd PMAGs.

    I pick up one every time I visit the gun store. 15$ a piece.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      $11/piece at my FFL located in the middle of nowhere. I bought all they had ~5 months ago. Out of stock now.

    • Mad Scientist

      Not:

      “When I ripped up the sheet metal, it had a nail, so I was just shaking it up, popping it just and spraying them, popping it out and grabbing another one,” Little told KCRA-TV. “My buddies all tease me about drinking water beer, and I say, ‘Hey, saved my shop.'”

      • Grosspatzer

        Dammit, now everyone knows I did not graduate from college. Need to work on my reading skillz. Anyhow, I always thought Bud Light was piss, not water.

      • Mad Scientist

        You know what Bud Light has in common with having sex in a canoe?

        They’re both fucking close to water.

      • Grosspatzer

        +1 Eric Idle

    • B.P.

      The Dow is about 1,200 points shy of it’s all time high back in February. You know, back when there was a functioning economy.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s a miracle what happens when you print metric buttloads of money and it has nowhere productive to go.

    • Hyperion

      Trump has Putin hacking the stock market. It’s the only explanation. ROOSHIANS!

    • hayeksplosives

      This worries me a bit. How is the stock market looking good when unemployment is up, logistics chain is all disrupted, and many businesses went or are going under?

      I have a chunk of TSLA stock I purchased at $260 that is now at $2000. A stock split is scheduled.

      Not sure if I should sell or hang on. Or does it even matter since my 401k “wealth” Will likely be redistributed in the name of justice?

      • Suthenboy

        It is looking good because the giants are going to be the only ones left standing. All of their competition will be gone.

      • TARDIS

        ^THIS^ Plus the magic money printing machine; future debt, spent now = profit! Sorry kids, you’re fucked.

        I’m depressed the most about all the small family restaurants going under. We rarely went to all the chain restaurants, now we Grubhub/DoorDash the damn things.

      • invisible finger

        Follow RC’s advice – after the split sell half. Enjoy your nice profit and let the other half ride.

      • Hyperion

        I think it’s because they’re sure Biden can’t win.

      • LCDR_Fish

        It’s a 6 for 1 split. You can’t lose. (waiting for the Apple 4 for 1 split to finalize…)

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I was talking with my dad about this the other day (not TSLA, the market as a whole), and we lamented the lack of interest bearing savings vehicles. Now would be the perfect time to toss some money into a 3% CD to diffuse some of the market risk. Of course, most CDs net you 1/10 of that.

      • Ted S.

        Hey! My credit union has a CD that earns a princely 0.7%!

      • Hyperion

        Windfall! We must end capitalism now!

    • Sean

      I peeked at my 401k last week.

      I was pleasantly surprised.

      • TARDIS

        I’m rich, I’m rich! My kids are rich! Who am I kidding, I won’t be spending my 401k money.

      • UnCivilServant

        There was a V-shaped gouge in mine* for Q1, but it recovered. It’s still not enough to retire on.

        *actually 470 or something deffered comp, but same niche

      • Gender Traitor

        My problem, such as it is, is that I have my retirement savings in three different places – a couple of small IRAs (one traditional, one Roth) from before my current job, a pretty good-sized IRA rolled over from the 401(k) I’d had at my employer before we merged with a larger org, and the 401(k) I’ve been contributing to since the merger. All are at different (big) companies. Don’t know whether I should try to consolidate at least the first two.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I would consolidate it all (maybe to 2 companies if you don’t love the 401k company) if only to reduce the PITA factor.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    re: NYT link-

    Great article. I’m sure all the people who need to read and understand it won’t.

    The junior chimp squad in the news room will probably mutiny over it, then.

  41. Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

    Since Biden would shut down the country based on the say-so of scientists, some enterprising reporter should ask if he would step down based on the say-so of cognitive scientists.

    • kbolino

      Given that he could drum up a letter by some large number of them saying he’s perfectly fit (despite never having met him), I’m not sure that would accomplish anything.

    • Hyperion

      I’ll go back to my previous prediction the day before this was print. It is a 100% certainty that if the dems win this election, they will lock the country down hard, travel bans and all of that, to punish the deplorables and show them who’s in charge.

      They’ll back off after a while when they start to get too much heat about it. Then the commie flu will vanish into thin air and it will be like it never happened.

      Then it’s on to a new mega bloated healthcare agency that will never go away and will have full police powers to ‘protect’ us all.

      Then we get gun confiscation, just like the experts at the new health agency advises.

      I mean, come on, I didn’t want to do it, but the experts said I had no choice! /Slo Jo and the Ho

      Have you ever been around a bunch of public health advocates? If you don’t believe what I just said, the answer is no.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        You forgot about the Green New Deal to get us out of the depression the same way the New Deal got us out of the Great Depression.

      • Hyperion

        Only this time, you have to destroy capitalism first. They can accomplish that with the 2nd lock down, before they declare victory and tout the new deal as the only solution for the record unemployment.

        These people are transparent, but it doesn’t matter, because public education has dumbed down the country to the point of no return.

      • kbolino

        The original New Deal was pretty anti-capitalistic too. The courts (hard to believe today) fought off the worst of it, until “the switch in time that saved nine”, and thereafter Roosevelt lost some steam and eventually had to pay more attention to what was going on outside the U.S.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    USPS Postmaster Louis DeJoy: “No, I will not.”

    Lynch: “You will not.”

    DeJoy: “Will not.”

    Lynch: “You will not. Well, there you go.”

    DeJoy: “There I go what?” “Okay, ‘bye. Nice talkin’ to ya.”

  43. leon

    Yeah… Say what upu will but we got some awesome folk misic out of the last one. I don’t hold out much hope that a DJ with an iPod is going to give us anything worthwhile.

    Speaking of Civil Wars and Folk Music, i’ve had this song in my head all day

  44. mexican sharpshooter

    Yes! He did it!

    https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-08-24/brazils-bolsonaro-says-journalist-wimps-more-likely-to-die-of-covid-19

    During the Monday event, titled “Defeating COVID-19,” Bolsonaro described his own experience battling the virus in July, crediting his use of unproven drug hydroxychloroquine and his self-described history as an athlete for his mild symptoms. He has previously said he believed his athletic past made him immune to the worst of the coronavirus.

    “That history of an athlete, the press feasted on it, but when (COVID-19) gets one of you wimps, your chance of surviving is quite a bit lower,” Bolsonaro told reporters on Monday, using the Portuguese colloquial word ‘bundao’.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      I think bunda mean butt in Portuguese. I’m guessing bundao means something other than wimp.

      • KSuellington

        Bundao is “big ass” in Portuguêse.

      • Hyperion

        It does, but they don’t use that. They say bumbum, sounds like ‘boom boom’, how we might say booty.

      • Hyperion

        That shit is gay.

        Typically when a Brazilian uses the word bunda, it’s in a negative way.

    • kbolino

      Accusations of homophobia incoming…

      • Hyperion

        Bolsonaro doesn’t give a rat’s ass, which is why he won.

        I went with my wife to DC for her to vote in the Brazilian presidential election. Bolsonaro colors were Brazil football colors, yellow and green. The labor party color was red. There was green and yellow to be seen for literally blocks around the hotel where they did the voting. I did not see a single person wearing red.

        When we left, we already knew how was going to win.

      • Hyperion

        And I don’t think he needs to worry. I remember when my wife and I were watching Globo news before the election and there was apparently some well known woman in Brazil claiming that Bolsonaro tried to rape her. I know it’s hard to believe. But what the guy basically said as a response is ‘Who would want to rape her?, she’s ugly’.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      and a staunch supporter of President Trump

      Because of course they had to

      • kbolino

        As the cool kids say, TMITE

      • leon

        I know. See it’s funny cause Trump Supporter are the real cucks.

      • Hyperion

        Trump’s wife wrecked the Rose Garden and one of his former campaign managers may have committed fraud. What more evidence do you want, Trumptard?

    • Gustave Lytton

      …while drinking Campari.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        Please. An Apero spritzer at the very least

      • Hyperion

        “…while drinking Campari.”

        “An Apero spritzer at the very least…”

        This time, I’m not even waiting for Broketard to start, ya’ll is gay and shit.

      • Hyperion

        I ain’t late for the party, bro. But I’m drinking BEER, a manly drink! Did you miss today’s episode of toxic masculinity!?

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m missing the gene that appreciates this as fully as the commenters do.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m not going to get that 40 seconds back

  45. hayeksplosives

    Weather is down to Hot from Inferno, so I’m hanging outside.

    Just a touch of a breeze. I almost can have an illusion of being a freeborn woman in a free country.

    • Sean

      Don’t look too hard.

    • hayeksplosives

      LOL. The ? rocks.

      • Hyperion

        Look, you two. You need to know that fun has been cancelled in these difficult times. You should now have to wear two masks at the same time, even while inside alone, to atone for your sins. Also, make sure you have your Covid check app installed and are responding at the appropriate times, or you will be visited by a helper to correct your wrong think.

  46. hayeksplosives

    Gen Xers Decide To Split Off From Rest Of Society And Form A Utopia That’s All Relaxed And Cool And, You Know, Whatever

    U.S.—Generation X has finally had enough. The longsuffering generation has always been stuck between the Boomers, who ruined everything, and the awful, self-centered Millennials, and now they’re also being plagued by the Cancel Culture-loving Gen Z proto-nazis. So Gen X has finally decided to do the sensible thing and split off from the rest of society and make a utopia that will be all relaxed and chill and not get worked up over everything.

    Link:
    https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-xers-decide-to-split-off-from-rest-of-society-and-form-a-utopia-thats-all-relaxed-and-cool-and-whatever/?utm_content=buffera074e&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I have two requirements in this utopia, a Toto washlet and lots of slacking.

      • Sean

        Two more: guns and good bbq

      • hayeksplosives

        A Toto washlet? Is that safe to Google?

      • Sean

        Yes, and I can live fine without it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Spoken by someone who doesn’t have one in their bathroom.

        It’s ok. I used to feel the same way until I got one.

      • Hyperion

        OFFS! My wife is demanding one of those in our new home when we buy again. Only I think it is the upscale version that has been around for a long time she’s talking about.

        I told her, you don’t need that, you need a spanking you little spoiled brat.

        I sure have a way with words. Doesn’t always work out best for me, but it is what it is.

  47. hayeksplosives

    Larry Elder just went there and coined the term “Black Privilege: the ability to break every law in the country and still remain the victim.”

    • Sean

      Oh, snap!

    • Hyperion

      Totally racist. There are no privileged blacks.

      This guy is being oppressed worse than most:

      Oppression!

      It is unclear whether or not he will be oppressed further by having to actually play football, or not.

  48. PutridMeat

    OT, first post, though not Bro-first.

    I was le(a)d to believe that we have a collection of some of the finest gun nuts on the web. The best. Classiest. So classy, in fact, enough to lure one out of hiding, submit information to yet another web form, and post.

    So to the point; new Sig P365 XL I want to use for EDC (concealed) and I’m looking for advice on a holster, probably appendix carry. There’s a huge variety of holsters around and it’s tough to trust review sites. I’m partial to the *concept* of the Urban Carry G3, but it gets enough bad reviews, that I hesitate even though some of the reviews seem largely based on ridiculing it as a ‘gimmick’ rather than technical reasons it’s not viable. Anyway, I live in a pretty hot climate, so don’t dress heavily, so keeping something even IWB reliably concealed is a concern. So any insight into a comfortable, ‘easily’ concealed holster for a Sig 365?
    Thanks!
    (Where’s the preview button?)

    • Roland of Gilead

      Preview button is right there next to the edit button. Oh and fuck off Tulpa.

  49. leon

    So, i’ve been looking at the Clinesmith thing, and it looks like, as we expected, Durham and Bar have picked him to be the fall guy and do nothing about the corruption in the DOJ/ FBI.

    • Hyperion

      You are never getting anything better from Deputy Dawg. He’s a fucking Bush appointee. This was never serious.

  50. KibbledKristen

    Looking at storm #2…looks a lot stronger than today. Stay safe Gulf Glibs!

  51. hayeksplosives

    Past…make the jump to the next article!

  52. The Late P Brooks

    A Toto washlet? Is that safe to Google?

    “And your little dog, too.” ?