There was supposed to be a Jewsday dropping in this evening, but OMWC was busy. He said something about a port and hummus.
So, have an Open Post on him!
No Jewsday Tuesday Open Post
About The Author
SP
I've got an idea! How about we just stick to the Constitution as written and then the government can leave me the fuck alone.
I toast the open post. Cheers!
Foist & foibles?
Is port wine kosher?
Which coast is that on?
Pretty sure Portugal only has one coast and it’s facing West from the other side of the pond, so the Atlantic.
Left.
Is cheap wine kosher?
I heard that Budweiser is kosher, if that helps.
Geez. Don’t (((they))) have enough holidays already?
Is this where commenters can keep the story going?
No. NO! NOOOOO!
It’s an excerpt from the middle of a book in progress. I was posting it because I found the banter amusing.
So, that’s a no?
Grab the wheel, foot to the floor, and HIT MY MOTHER F’IN THEME MUSIC!
I’m missing the relation to large women and keto friendly beer.
Sometimes I fall off the wagon. Ill eat pizza with crust, have some onion rings. And watch little women with small tits clearly with no bra play music.
What are you? A cop?
Without a crust you just have a plate of melted cheese, toppings, and sauce.
Not that I would call it inedible, it just wouldn’t be pizza.
Keeping with “low-carb” I do scrape the toppings off an eschew the crust. But Ive been known to falter and eat it properly.
(and its cut in squares, too- then I put ranch & hot sauce on it)
I loved it when wifey would scrape her pizza crusts to avoid the carbs. I got to slather those bare, slightly red triangles in butter and throw them in the toaster for a yummy treat.
I shaved my balls for this? ?
“If I knew it was that kind of party Id stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=KWJaZ3iHdw0
I got you.
Real men use a straight razor.
Real men use sense.
Welp, that disqualifies me. I’m full of wisdom, not scents.
There is a shortage of pennies, right now.
Just saw some of the George Floyd body cam videos. No way will those cops be convicted of anything close to murder.
They should stuck with Breonna Taylor as a martyr. Maybe we’d get to the body can video of her shooting.
What have you seen that’s exculpatory? I haven’t been able to watch them.
He’s way way high and acting crazy. He’s also complaining that he’s having trouble breathing while standing up talking to cops.
Look, we all knew it was bullshit to start with by the way they ran with it.
Defund the mainstream media. Cancel CNN.
TMITE
Based on the first video and info, it looked really bad to me. This makes it look a lot less bad.
A reminder to be very cautious about early reports. There’s always more, and early reports could be early because they are being used to push a narrative.
I’m still not there should be no consequences for the cops, even if they were waiting for an ambulance.
Officer Knee-on-Neck is still a shoo-in for manslaughter or 3rd degree by the law in that state.
I agree. Although, I can see it being something like a depraved indifference-type charge (if M3 is above that).
Gotcha. Yeah if he was already saying he couldn’t breathe…
Maybe a symptom of the possibly fatal amount of fentanyl in his system.
Haven’t watched that yet. Listening to Tim Pool, he says Floyd kicked his way out of the cop car, hence being held like he was. Doesn’t mean it is ok to cut off his breathing but it does not appear to be murder. I called it early that it seemed like manslaughter at most.
“He’s also complaining that he’s having trouble breathing while standing up talking to cops.”
So, they thought putting a knee on his neck would help that? The heroes were just trying to help!
I’m not defending the cops, just saying they’ll never convict on a murder charge.
Yeah, I know. And I agree with you, and that’s the plan, they want more riots timed strategically. And like I said, the dems and their media are the worst bumblers ever creating martyrs. I’m sure they could have found plenty victims of cops who didn’t have a mile long history of violent felonies.
*Cough*Justine Damond*cough*
Oh right, it’s not about excessive force.
https://youtu.be/YPSwqp5fdIw
I got to where they start to drag him out of the car with a gun in his face. I can’t watch the rest.
I’d just like to say that even if he was high, I don’t think he should have died at the hands of the police.
There ain’t no bad situation that a cop can’t make worse.
I don’t know what to think, to be honest. Its clear that the media sold us a line based on selectively edited videos. Beyond that, it’s hard to pinpoint what exactly is happening. I tend to agree that this doesn’t bode well for the murder/manslaughter prosecution.
I was just about to comment something similar. I don’t know what to make of the video or if it changes anything. Being high, freaking out, or resisting arrest doesn’t give an officer carte blanche to execute someone.
I think it still comes down to the cause of death:
Fentanyl overdose? Not guilty.
Asphyxiation? Murder.
probably manslaughter instead of murder (I don’t know MN criminal law well enough to be sure) , but I agree
I took the analysis of Mr Rekieta, since that is his state of practice. He seems to think 3rd Degree murder is still viable, but not the 2nd they have charged.
Oh, I have no guess about what they’ll charge or convict. Just my own thoughts.
It doesn’t help either that there were dueling causes of death based on who paid for the autopsy reports (I think that was the case here).
If I remember correctly, he died of a heart attack.
Ironic since at one point in the video he’s wildly freaking out, the cops tell him he ought to calm down or he’ll give himself a heart attack, and he agrees.
Its clear that the media sold us a line based on selectively edited videos.
Which is the real problem as far as public perception. These fuckers do agenda instead of nuance and look at the results.
Maybe we’d get to the body can video of her shooting.
Apparently does not exist, but then again, can you really believe the cops about that?
I believe it doesn’t exist any more.
If it supported their version, it probably would have been found to exist.
Well, the plan is for them to overcharge and then have the trial and the acquittal right before the election so that no one can get to the polls in most cities. Paper ballots is the only way! We’ll send the rioters around to collect those.
Do they have trials that fast? That Maxwell woman is in solitary confinement for a year before she gets a trial.
They will this time.
That plan could backfire wildly.
At this point, does anyone think these far left radicals are smart? They seem about as dumb as you can get to me. If it weren’t for the last few decades of public schools churning out idiots like a stupid mass production factory, they’d all be ran out of polite society.
OPEN POST TITTY TUESDAY ANARCHY
http://archive.li/bKIiP
https://twitter.com/proudmari/status/1290781990623404033?s=21
?♂️
Cruz is pretty good at needling the idiots.
Yeah. Antifa fighting against the Japanese. Because they were fascists apparently.
She is an unmitigated cunte.
A port? Like Beirut port?
Who knows how long it will last. Seems a little volatile.
Hmmm. Too soon.
never too soon,
GAY
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/12305279/offered-cash-for-orgy/
for pay.
For a piddling pittance.
I mean, it’s not even real money.
Piddling? That costs extra.
/obtuse
Noticed, what was done there was.
I don’t want to see that.
Okay!
Welcome back.
Yay!
I don’t count that as an orgy. #fakenews
Yeah, to be an orgy there have to be enough people that all of them can’t be involved with each other simultaneously.
Creosote Achilles can confirm.
Haven’t seen much of CA recently. I hope he is still coming around.
He’s on the Discord regularly.
What has Discord got that I ain’t got?
Notification of instant feedback. Which, for you…..well, you my bruh, but, that gets gross pretty quck.
::Scratches 21st Century dating off the to-do list::
So what % are you?
Too much to have that askedBend over, and let’s find out.What are the rest of Glibs using for mesh WiFi these days?
I’m not.
Wired connectivity 4 life.
*pictures UCS with tethered tablet and smartphone, like how phones were thirty years ago*
Inaccurate, fine sir.
it must be a bitch and a half to dial in HTML for a link with that
I have a computer for that.
I was picturing a soup can and a string feeding into the wall.
Im with you. My desktop, other desktop, and PS4 all have ethernet. My phone is connected, but the only thing I use it for is streaming SiriusXM to a bluetooth speaker.
Jugsy on the other hand……..
I just got a pair of Aruba AP12s this week. Setup was easy. I’m happy with the bandwidth off of the purely wireless one, because the work computer is 3 brick walls away from the modem, and the previous router was having trouble getting to me in the office.
(If youre interested in going with AP12s, let me know)
Thanks, appreciate it.
Anyone else? For a multi floor home of apparent hipsters (my sis and her family/renters) that are all wireless all the time and single AP isn’t cutting any more. Not going to
buyrent Meraki for the setup.is it a bandwidth issue or a range issue?
Holy shit, that is a bit personal.
Essentially range issue, from what I’m getting. Three floor old house says poor propagation to me. Probably poor placement of the single AP (cm built in).
GL–Been using Eero for about 2-3 years now. No problems, other than needing an ethernet multiport if you want to go wired on more than two devices not right next to the home unit (heh).
“mesh WiFi”
Hipsters…
I’d tell you but first you’ll have to explain what a Mesh Wifi is.
I’ve been using power adapters like this one for years.
I picked up a Netgear Nighthawk system from Costco a few weeks ago and it’s been working pretty well so far. Router upstairs in the closet with the modem, one unit downstairs in the front room, and one in the garage. Only real problem was that the router only has one LAN port, so I had to pick up a small switch as well to feed the wired ports scattered around the house.
It replaced a Linksys router with a range extender, which was just not enough to get decent wifi out to the garage.
Lol. hate birds
LOL, swan takes the Hate Bird title in a first round KO.
Was that ironically linked? Or even made? Didn’t squarespace just #hatebird delete some doctors or some such who are not towing the official covid lion?
?
AFAIK, Squarespace is just some web template company.
I haven’t been keeping up with the various woketarian malefactors.
Who knows, I am not a big follower in the cancel wars. I just hear/read shit I probably partially remember. My understanding from what I heard was they were a hosting service. Could be wrong. Maybe they cancelled something created on their template? It would hardly be the first time I was wrong.
SP – not sure if you noticed, I’ve got a post ready to roll next time you have a post, err, hole.
Apologies if you already confirmed and I missed it.
It is scheduled for this Friday midday. I just haven’t had time to check the formatting yet, so I left it in Pending so I wouldn’t forget to look it over before it goes up.
Is there any way to look at a post to confirm spacing before releasing it?
I save a post, then go to the link that it’s saved at, but that location presents it with a big right-hand side-bar.
Perfect spacing isn’t critical, but I need to show off how special I am.
Did you switch off the side bar? I get previews without the sidebar when I remember to switch it off.
The switch is in plain sight if you know my luck
On the edit post page, on the right hand side, there’s a drop-down for the sidebar location. one of the options is “No Sidebar”.
We all know you are special Don.
Thanks, SP.
*ponders topic for next post, gets nothing, mixes a Polar Vortex*
Do you have the digger you used for your post hole? If so, then you have a phd(post hole digger).
England green lights cheating on your partner.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/sex-home-banned-north-under-22468802
This is why the metric system sucks.
FYI, I think my current plan is to visit your range after Factory Gun Nationals.
I’ll be bringing my two match guns and whatever ammo is left of the case I’m driving down with.
You’re very welcome to visit and you’ll want for nothing.
Target Sports apparently have their own brand of ammo. A case showed up on my doorstep this evening, I’ll put a couple of boxes downrange tomorrow.
If it’s the 9mm, I think I saw where someone sussed out who their contract manufacturer is. Either in the reviews or some other forums like reddit or ar15. I was interested when it appeared.
I hope it’s not loaded with whatever powder CCI uses in their Blazer line, that shit is foul.
UnCiv’s kinfolk enjoying American booze
He said something about a port and hummus.
He’s in Lebanon?
Confirmed OMWC is mossad.
Watching something they’re calling “playoff” hockey. I don’t recall from last year whether it normally has five times as many commercials as a regular hockey game. Holy crap it’s obnoxious.
The only reason they’re doing this bullshit is to meet contractual obligations to sponsors.
You A Rangers fan?
Yes. /grumble
Holy crap they suck.
Took a nap at 1:1 tonight. LOL, I just looked at the final score.
Hummus is the gayest of condiments.
Hummus isnt a condiment, sugar-tits.
I dip vegetables in it… I wouldn’t eat it with a spoon… it goes on sandwiches. Of course it’s a condiment.
You are incorrect about those applications.
Hummus weighs down the plate to keep it from flying away. It’s ballast.
It’s a chip dip. Let the first round of the hummus wars 2020 begin! Anyone seen Hugh?
I was lying, anyway. I’d totally eat Ranch with a spoon.
The new hummus wars 2020 edition?
We know where Hyperion stands on hummus.
It’s a dessert topping and a floor polish?
Hummus, just like peanut butter, is a spread. One may employ this spread as a dip or as condiment, but it remains a spread.
It’s A DIP!
If you want to hate on humanity, go through the edit history of the Wiki articles about hummus or pita. Constant back and forth assholery between Jews and Arabs over the provenance of regional foodstuffs.
Remember that pimento spread stuff? I don’t remember seeing it in a long time, but now I want some of it, that’s weird…
Pimento spread on celery was a Thanksgiving fixture. I don’t know if mom got it from her cheap-ass parents or it was her own cheap-ass invention, but we always had it as a Thanksgiving hors d’oeuvre.
That bright orange stuff in the little plastic container. Bleah. My family eats that. Smells vomitous.
My grandmother always seemed to have some of it in the fridge. So when I’d go over there as a teen and raid her fridge and pantry, I’d often have some of that.
What’s her face number 2’s mother made homemade pimento spread every year/holiday season. The stuff was artery clogging awesomeness.
I like it on account of growing up with it, but it’s something of which I’ve had a few tablespoons at a time every year for thirty years. I’ve never even thought about buying it for myself, and in fact I don’t know where in the store you’d look for it. But it reminds me of Thanksgiving, and Thanksgiving reminds me of November, and November reminds me of Pimento paste.
There was a similar paste with pineapple, but I never liked it as much.
I made some yesterday! Stuffed some jalapenos from the garden with it. Baked at 375 for 20 minutes. Tasty stuff.
aisle 6: as a spread
aisle 11: as ethnic
aisle 13: with the chips
Aisle 5 – as chickpeas in a can.
Nah, mashed chickpeas are no more hummus than a glass of gin is a martini.
It’s not that complicated to get from the can to the ballast.
Next time you show up to Steel Challenge, we can hit up the local Syrian place for lunch.
how mask-crazy were the participants?
Don’t know yet about that club. I’ll have an idea after the practice on Sunday.
Of the SSRG members that showed up at the KF&G shoot, Tim was masked the whole time, Maisey and Jack were masked never.
In the display reefers by the deli section.
Dude, you can’t smoke hummus, just stop.
I like hummus, pig dog.
I don’t make the rules.
Hummus? You hardly know us.
Veteran Mailman Phil R.E. Quinton Volunteers To Collect All The Mail-In Votes
Phil works all day delivering the votes before going to his 2nd job, hitman.
Biden Says He Can’t Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP
He’s going to be even more shocked to learn it’s a white woman. Well, he probably won’t, just everyone else.
I doubt he can be propped up for 3 more months. 50 Weekends at Bernie’s.
I’m not sure how they think he can get elected by refusing to debate, and he already committed to 3 debates. Can anyone see him doing an hour and a half debate? He’s already refused interviews with Fox and NYT. Not looking good.
No debates. You can book it.
It will be pitched as “Trump Refuses Totes Reasonable Debate Set-Up”.
committed
Outrageous! JRB is a moron; his handlers aren’t. They probably know that the list of things you can commit to is short:
* releasing your tax returns
* repealing ACA
* saving coal
* making Mexico pay for a wall
* committing to taking no time off
Only promise the easy stuff!
Have faith. Look at what modern mortuary science did with John Lewis.
Yeah, it is fun to laugh at Dementia Joe. But I have this nagging feeling that Trump and the GOP better start running like he’s 10 points behind and assume that Joe will not do anything crazy to turn off independent voters. If Joe does, fine. If Joe doesn’t, then this election could actually come down to dishonest ballot counting in the blue cities of swing states.
I have the same feeling. I don’t Ike Doony two scoops but Biden would be a disaster.
Imagine a president that actually understood the constitution. I guess one can dream.
F-35 demonstration
I want to hate these planes, but…
We paid how much for that thing?
The same as an air wing of F-16s.
Yeah, saw them at the big air show here. Which was awesome in general, but those things are dope.*
*SLD, or summat. I know this is the pinnacle of the Warfare State, but them’s some cool toys.
If my tax money is going to be wasted on some crony program, I’d rather get fighter jets than diversity seminars.
^
Yeah. Still the second loudest experience of my life was a B1-B taking off with full afterburners at a show in Wichita.
And then it went vertical.
B1s are absolutely loud as all heck.
F4s though…designed to not be quiet and were beasts.
KC-135A taking off with water injection. Rattled all the windows in our office in the weapons storage area.
I saw a SR71 at March AFB when I were a young ‘un.
You couldn’t get within 500 yards of it, but it was like watching the space shuttle take off.
Watching a B2 do a low level fly-over when I was at Ft Irwin, with F4? escorts was really something. The escorts looked like swallows harrying a vulture,
And most impressive? Watching A10s do gun runs when I worked set-up for the FT Bragg ROTC Capabilities Exercise in 1984.
I watched an F-117 fly over me when my dad was stationed at Langley. You literally could not hear it approach you. Only one it had passed did you hear it.
A few decades ago, some coworkers and I were outside in overcast weather when an airplane taking off made it next to impossible to talk. What made it funny was all the car alarms the plane set off. This is back when there wasn’t many car alarms. They pretty much an after-market item at the time.
We later found out it was a B1.
It would be nice if we 1) did not go ridiculously over-budget and 2) only used our toys to defend our shores/airspace and shipping.
Unheard of Cooking Method! “Collared” Pork Belly
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
I’m assuming that is what I read about in the James Herriot books when he talked about “boiled bacon.”
Bacon should be oven/grill roasted or skillet fried. This boiling seems all wrong to me.
I can only assume they were accustomed to boiling the salt out of salt pork, and didn’t know they were doing it wrong.
JH couldn’t eat it, and he’s pre-WWI English.
Having said that… the thing about pork belly is converting whatever the fuck that mixture of connective tissue is we usually call “fat” into that delicious collagen/gelatin that is either crumbly (if fried) or gloriously melty (if braised).
I don’t know if that’s possible by boiling, but if it is, there’s potential.
I ate at a Waffle House for lunch. Sadly, the bacon was the thickness of a business card.
You always go sausage at WH. It is known.
I’m gonna say that the 5 hours that the recipe called for would made the fat more melty/buttery and improved it even more.
It’s effective for getting the “surplus” fat off. I’ve done similar with pepperoni. But ya gotTa brown it ferchrissakes.
Soggy pork belly instead of crispy crunch on the outside?
Does Not Compute.
What about braised pork belly though?
https://youtu.be/yGKFqO1aY78
Senator Paul Questions Elliott Abrams on Regime Change – August 4, 2020
Rand Paul 2024
I should remember that a “side of leather” means “the side of a cow’s worth of leather” because I was surprised how big the roll of oil-tanned leather was when it arrived.
I’m going to try my hand at making a plague doctor mask, because the commercial one was too glossy. I should have ample material, I might even try for a hat… if I get ambitious.
Do a plague mask, chaps and a vest. Then go shopping wearing nothing but those items.
I’d rather not.
As long as your mouth and nose are covered, you’re good, right?
UCS would never go out without gloves.
Where did you buy the leather? If they have some that’s not too thick, I’d like to get a little bit for the next time I knit gloves so I can sew leather patches on the palms and fingers. I like my gloves, but they’re not great for driving – wool isn’t grippy enough.
Tandy Leather for this one. I’ve also bought from Pergamena.
If you only need a little, get a scrap pack from either. It’s cheaper and the pieces are more managable.
Tandy Leather is still around? That’s great to hear. There was actually a Tandy Leather/American Handicrafts bricks & mortar store close by when I was a kid. Spent a lot of time (and probably such money as I had) there and looked through their catalogs all the time.
Well, someone is still selling leather and supplies under that name.
I even visited a brick and mortar location in dallas when I was there. Got the suede to line this toolbox from that location.
Note – that was my first attempt at leather lining ever, and my second attempt at wood staining.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandy_Leather_Factory
That Tandy. Huh, interesting.
Yup.
I have purchased leather from these guys:
https://www.brettunsvillage.com/leather/
You will want garment leather if you want to make gloves.
Yeah, not clicking.
RC knows what’s up.
How about leather lacing that’s durable to stand up to elements for either tool loop or windchime? Must be thin enough to go through the existing holes.
Leather is gay.
You are incorrect, sir.
No, sir, you are incorrect. Some days it feels like I’m the only non-gay person here. But then I remember you are all Tulpa sock puppets so it makes more sense.
With your track record of being wrong, I don’t think you know what the words you use mean.
heart emoji…this conversation has made my day better.
It isn’t always drugs that fall out.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8587335/Beetle-survives-eaten-frog-squeezing-amphibians-rectum.html?ito=rss-flipboard
My school district pussed out and followed the It Crowd. School starts after Labor Day AND 2 in-person days/3-virtual days.
????
The virus can’t spread if children are only around each other two days a week. It’s science.
To be sure, we must science correctly.
Science is whatever we want it to be.
Yeah, that oughta work. ?
That’s 2 more days than my kid is getting.
I am off to eat rice and beans and beans and rice. Trashy knows what I am talking about. Have a great night all.
Mmmmm, red beans and rice. Anyone got some decent recipes?
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/58211/authentic-louisiana-red-beans-and-rice/
I made this a couple of weeks ago, except used a can of Goya red beans instead of dried ones and shrunk the quantity of the other ingredients.
living like nobody else, brother!
**HEAVY SIGH**
So, a huge series of T-storm cells rolled through the west end of Edmonton last night, pounding the bejeezus out of us and soaking the ground with prodigious amounts of water. Today we found some of it in our basement. Our freshly re-carpeted basement after the toilet flood we experienced last August (which was only completely re-mediated this February).
Honest to God, water follows the spousal unit and I around and f*cks up every house we’ve owned.
My sympathies. Water seeps into the “uphill” side of our basement after heavy, sustained rain – especially in early spring before the ground is thawed, Our street slopes downhill, and the lots are terraced. Water tends to collect at the bottom of the terrace slope and seeps all the way under our two-car garage and into the basement from behind some nice built-in closets. A French drain at the bottom of that slope helped a lot, but hasn’t eliminated the problem entirely. A couple of times a year we have to fire up the Shop Vac and put down lots of towels along the bottom of those closets.
I knew a woman at UD we called the “French Drain”.
Capillary action or just draining downhill/sideways direct into the basement?
::shrugs:: I dunno.
Several years ago, I told the/my spousal unit, “It’s started raining>”
“Outside?”
?
Where’s Hayek?
When I saw this- https://twitter.com/FadyRoumieh/status/1290669185715118086
The red in the cloud makes me think there was a lot of iron involved. I could be wrong (I am often) and it could be the sun, the camera angle, etc.
But my conspiracy-lovin’ brain tells me that ammonium nitrate wasnt sitting there by itself, and that red cloud was ammonium iron sulfate.
When do I get my next round of trumpbux?
https://youtu.be/FWIgmIm6Uh0
If we pool those Bux, we might be able to buy the patent on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKGhqIl4Gw
Want now.
Damn skippy!
Last I heard, the going coast for the patent was 350k. I have no idea what that is in 2020 $.
cost*
That value is hard to understand. The gun didn’t go into production and patent will run our.
Hmmm….maybe there is another aspect of the design that could be sold? I just remember thinking such a cool gun for what seemed a reasonable amount to own the “concept”.
patent prices change substantially over time. A $350k patent with 15 years left may only be worth $20k with 5 years left. (just making up numbers, but there is a substantial drop-off)
https://tinyurl.com/y5c5gkqs
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y58zbsph
NSFW.
http://archive.li/S3MHB/99d7d4cd2f26a52770544054eee12652da344cec.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/f0kWR/9e1a48793f1739caa9d5d495e7530458c3941d91.jpg
NSFW.
So, if I get this right, Joe Biden refuses to do a Fox interview. But he’ll send his wife in his place to insist that he’s totally mentally fit.
His wife is a doctor so she is certainly qualified to vouch for his mental fitness.
This is sarcasm, right?
Trust her. She’s a doctor.
About 95% of my value to my hospital is keeping doctors in their place.
Dr. Maya Angelou nods in agreement.
L9l
By which I mean lol ?
I thought it might be (((code)))
It is Tuesday Jewsday.
Kosher taco Tuesday?
I…..hmmmm. I think you’re on to something.
Never define your terms and then attack the blob you’ve concocted.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1290809463461486592
Wait a tic….is this from the Third Reich calendar?
Guess I’ll have to get my Jew info elsewhere. Bitchute comments here I come.
Wait….”Jewery”? Or, “Jewelry”?
Zero hedge has really enlightened comments.
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1290294309044940800
One of these things/is not like the others…
Never stop being a clueless fuckstick, Marianne.
Awesome.
“Protestors on their way to harass the Seattle police chief @carmenbest
at her home, encountered locals who were not in the mood to host protests in their neighborhood.
Protestor: “We are peaceful! You pointed a gun at my face!”
Resident: “That’s why you are peaceful.”“
https://twitter.com/Doranimated/status/1290473037729587202
Libertopia accidentally created.
Riiiiight….”accidentally”….
BLM is a covert govt plan to get the populace addicted to defending its own property.
That’s the first government plan that may work.
Alternative headline: white Washingtonians risk their lives to protect their black neighbor from criminal lynch mob
Not sure why the dude said he had a permit for the rifle.
Show-off….
WA doesn’t require a permit to own one. However you need a special license to buy an assault rifle. (Defined as ANY semi-auto rifle)
As define by fuckwits. I guess they wanted to out-do Hitler.
Technically he said he had a license. Maybe he meant his game license. What’s the daily bag limit for antifa?
Follow up: https://youtu.be/N9g4V9pfZnI
Feral children that never got their ass kicked for doing stupid shit.
This one at the end has the city council’s criteria for when a house visit is unacceptable:
https://youtu.be/baupz5–iXU
Polyp/Barium check vs finger in dat butt check. One yesterday, the other today. Gotta say the finger butt check was less awful.
Look–I’ve already scratched 21st Century dating off of my calendar; you don’t have to prove the point any more.
-1 big in Japan
Threesome.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDLZ7NggkT0
Oh, dear……
It’s time, Dr Takasu!
Forgot the music
https://youtu.be/otGlB0UWFbw
So, you’ve “met”, eh?
I don’t understand Japanese porn.
You don’t have to understand Japanese porn to appreciate Japanese porn.
That’s a zen koan isn’t it?
It’s surprising, given its source.
Yes, everything zen I know I learned from this t.v. show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AKlzR_R9Kg
I didn’t realize Damien could be annoying.
Be nice, it is one of my favorite shows. If need be, you could just mute it and watch the lovely Sarah Shahi.
Well, it’s his mannerisms, too. That said, I would imagine that he didn’t’ create the character, per se, and is just doing what the director/show-runners want.
I will take whoever that is at the very opening of the vid….the DA/attorney/whatever she is.
Brooke Langton
You don’t need words when the tentacles appear.
Is this….experience?
But do you need words to get the tentacles to appear? Is there some incantation you need to recite or is it more of a STEVE SMITH situation?
I think it is more SPACE SMITH
It’s always a STEVE SMITH situation.
Maybe keeping kids out of school is a good idea.
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/08/04/duh-math-is-totally-linked-to-white-supremacy-thread-explaining-how-woke-math-means-22-equals-5-is-a-doozy/
I took the time to read and absorb that, and I am the stupider for it.
HM might enjoy reading it, given his “meanings have words” outlook.
If you bastards hurt hayeks’ brain…..
Base 3?
You can’t make this stuff up… or can you?
https://dailycaller.com/2020/08/04/metoostem-founder-fabricated-account-native-american-scientist-died-coronavirus/
Denied tenure so went on to found metoostem. Gee, no red flag there at all…
McLaughlin started MeTooSTEM….yeah, no–didn’t no one harass your nasty ass.
We didn’t know as it was happening that the Anita Hill thing was a trial balloon for this crap…it’s the first time I recall seeing the media totally believe her, because why would she make it up?
Also, a conservative black judge has to be evil, right? And, it most certainly takes to form of rapacious, libidinous behavior.
I should have brought my tent with me on this trip. Big Lake OR
very nice
Should also bring a 12ga and plenty of surveillance equipment–that there is totally STEVE SMITH territory.
Nice. Was going to drive by there today before got notice that someone at the other office tested vid positive.
Also, enjoy it while you can. Gov Kunt is floating interstate travel restrictions trial balloons.
That’s one way to keep the feds out of Portland. And a good excuse for journalists to continue not reporting on things.
What the fuck?
That’s a federal interstate.
And the circulatory system of the economy.
Getting close to pitchfork territory.
https://i.redd.it/6l513dfi8qo41.jpg
Pretty much, yeah.
Dems have been calling GOPers literally Hitler so many times it’s become a tired cliche.
Good cover story while they Socialist Worker Party is all.
id laugh, but that exact thing is playing out in Australia right now.
That horse left a long time ago. Hawaii has been requiring quarantines for months. California has had their unconstitutional ag inspection stations on the borders for years.
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/08/oregon-considering-potential-travel-restrictions-to-slow-spread-of-covid-19.html
It’s almost as if they are trying to destroy the economy.
Side note: worked near there today and not a face covering in sight.
Lovely. Our campground usually has a view of Fuji san. Makes you feel big and small at the same time.
::looks around::
I, uh….wouldn’t know about that.
50% Ancap, 50% Agorist. Whatever. -83% Compassionate Conservative. *Celebrates ala Beirut*
Quiz.
I remember doing that a long time ago… But am not sure the questions are the same. Al;so as in all quizzes most questions make no sense, it depends on the definitions of things.
Very much this
Women do not, but should, share the same rights as men – disagree means that I disagree that women do not or that women should?
OK–I bit and took the quiz
Government should only be involved in the administration of vital services like the police and fire services – police and fire service is not the same thing
No, but they do both deal in emergencies, so that conflates to “vital”.
http://politicalsextant.com/quiz/?1=1&2=-2&3=-2&4=-2&5=-2&6=-2&7=2&8=-2&9=-2&10=-2&11=-1&12=2&13=1&14=1&16=-2&17=2&18=2&19=2&20=-2&21=2&22=2&23=-2&24=-2&25=-2&26=-2&27=-2&28=0&29=2&30=0&31=-2&32=-2&33=-2&34=-2&35=-2&36=-2&37=1&38=1&39=2
Anarcho-capitalism 90%
Bleeding-heart libertarianism 88%
Minarchism 83%
Green libertarianism 83%
Compassionate conservatism -100%
Guild socialism -100%
Strasserism -100%
In the mornig linx thread
In the morning linx thread from basically 2 years ago
https://www.glibertarians.com/2018/08/thursday-morning-links-61/
Your top ideologies are:
Anarcho-capitalism 70%
Minarchism 50%
Paleolibertarianism 42%
Your worst ideologies are:
Guild socialism -88%
Synthesis anarchism -88%
Fourierism -88%
Gandhian economics -92%
Strasserism -100%
so I am consistent on Strasserism it seems. I probably answered the stupid questions differently
straffinrun gave up that time… Stuck to it this time
Classical liberalism 80%
More information
Suggested reading: On
Classical liberalism 80% —a good start…
Civic nationalism 62%—wait, is this code for rayciss?
Fusionism 64%—unclear
Pancasila 62%—ok, now they are making shit up.
My negs were all commie and fascism flavors, yet I didn’t get 100% on them. How the hell did I NOT get a -100% on Marxist feminism??
Classical Liberalism 70%
Minarchism 67%
Civic Nationalism 62%
There were a lot of questions where I didn’t give half a shit as long as the government wasn’t mandating it.
Anarcho-capitalism 90%
Minarchism 83%
Paleolibertarianism 83%
probably about right for me, the one true libertarian; would be good for thee . . . or not . . . IDGAS
I apologize abandoning earlier threads. I just can’t follow when they are one letter per line.
On the plus side, Camp Pendleton has been lighting them off all day and into the night! I hope the guys were able to mourn for their comrades, even while fulfilling their duties.
The apologies of quitters are of no interest (no idea what the earlier thread is)
Harsh, man. ✌️
Plausible deniability
Yeah, although I am separated by the currently serving Marines by several generations reading the news about that vehicle going down brought back dark memories of riding those things off the back of ships. There is always that tense moment as it sinks for a while until we all feel it begin to float back up to the surface. You know there’s always that chance it will take on water for some reason and if you’re lucky you will be able to hold your breath long enough for the vehicle to fill enough to be able to pop a hatch and let you out to swim to the top.
Man, I wish this wee parody:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8593873/Kindergarten-Cop-CANCELED-compared-Birth-Nation.html
OhmyGod….I scrolled down.
Dammit–I just ate!
Holy crap….did she honestly think that (or, any) pic should be used for media? She’s the “opening the Ark” kind of of ugly.
LOL ? Opening of the Ark ugly.
Apparently, she’s from Kansas.
/the Ark line is from Family Guy, as I recall
Would not.
Wood knot > her.
https://www.quizony.com/which-celebrity-are-you/index.html
::crosses fingers::
Nic Cage, Nic Cage, Nic Cage…….
I got Natalie Portman as a result which is strange as the breakdown has me more as Taylor Swift
#metoo, exactly
I got Helen Mirren. I am flattered.
That’s…..not bad, actually.
Eff me. J Law.
I’m Natalie Portman.
Are you lot seriously taking that quiz??
So serious, I put on a mask first before clicking on it.
*may not have actually put a mask on
I was just looking for a way to get a result of Nicholas Cage from a quiz, and didn’t think to claim it for straff’s quiz. So, I went a little too on-the-nosey.
I didn’t think anyone would take the thing.
I started taking it but stopped halfway because the choices don’t fit me. For book types you read – it didn’t list history books. For the part of the newspaper you would read – it didn’t list the front page.
Reading? For celebrities?
Amirite? I was wondering if the bench was going to be deep and reach back to stars from the 30’s/40’s or something.
I appreciated that the result wasn’t immediately obvious from the first few questions like most of these things are.
I used to believe our future was that of Harrison Bergeron, where the drive for equality gives the Handicapper General the ability to weigh down and subvert any individual standout.
Now I see that equality is not the goal of today’s social justice types. They want to dismantle and erase all of Western civilization, then put themselves in charge of divvying up the wealth. They don’t know that wealth can be created by individuals whom the market rewards.
Just call them the Zeroes….Fits their beliefs about wealth, their intellect, and ties them to enemy planes from WW2 (they seem prepared for kamikaze runs, to boot).
They are zero-sum elitists because they personally don’t know how wealth is created. They see it as something which accumulates to those with power – and that power is their goal above all. Anything that might stand between them and power is something disposable. “Equality” or “justice” or “safety” are merely bait to be used in controlling the masses.
I think you had it right the first time because if you take Harrison Bergeron at face value the end result is exactly what you described with the incompetent amassing all the power. The nonsense about “equality” is just a fig leaf.
https://www.fox29.com/news/cant-say-you-see-that-everyday-crew-catches-cat-stuck-in-open-ocean-during-fishing-trip
Sea kitteh.
Orange Beach represent!!!
Poor kitteh! So glad it was rescued and adopted!
Now that’s what I call cat-fishing. Mornin’, kids!
Thanks for the nut-p— wait, what?!
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/tuesday-flooding-highlights-drainage-issue-in-bethlehem-township-neighborhood/article_b681c75e-d69d-11ea-b4fa-8b3b917f06cf.html
*adds water wings to teotwawki supplies list*
River front property is so cool. Very relaxing.
Has the property always been riverfront, or is this a new feature courtesy of Isaias?
Looks like a temporary improvement, unless they don’t fix their drainage. A 4 year grift to study flooding?
I Brooks’d the post BTW.
Gotcha. I thought maybe you were on vacation.
Nope. Staycation is over. Back to the mines for me. All of the isolation, and now the aggravation too.
And I have to post from my stupid phone.
4 year
I’m at that age. I know there are things that I am not going to live long enough to see change. Then there are things that need to change in the next year or so or I won’t live long enough for it to have mattered that they changed. Also, the number and sort of things that are worth going to prison for or dying over are increasing steadily.
Please elaborate?
planting a tree
Nice plan! Howsabout starting a sour dough or canning some jam?
Apropos
Good morning glibs.
All my stuff appears to be where I left it, so I doubt the storm washed the corruption away.
Good morning, UCS. So Isaias has been & gone with no ill effects on your home?
As far as I can tell.
Glad to hear. I’ve only ever been through a “dry” hurricane, and that was bad enough.
My biggest problem seems to be that plastic crack loot boxes aren’t available in the US, so I’m pretty okay.
Mornin’ Glibs. I’m in a terrible rut. One that I’ve been digging for the last few years. Turns out that shutting down and not giving a shit might have consequences in the long term. Why the fuck won’t the world leave me alone? I do that courtesy for for the rest of the Universe. Stupid Reality!
Mornin’, Fes. Please just don’t leave us Glibs alone, K?
No worries, there. It’s just other people’s problems intruding on my finely balanced scale. Should have known better. Did know better.
you need to pull your fair share of the collective wagon
::points accusing finger:: Collectivist!!
He can’t help himself. He still loves his Mom.
I pay my taxes but refuse the interpersonal, emotional bills. I’m basically a Hermit with a Wife.
Aside from you fine folk I am basically friendless. My own doing but sometimes it hurts. People at work love me for what I do, not for what I am. My family is about the same.
JFC. Why are “we” tolerating this behavior?
Uh, because if they tried that here they would get shit-kicked… Not everywhere is fucking Portland or Vancouver.
You spelled encouraging wrong.
I think it’s spelled “Aiding and Abetting”. I remember being a little kid and terrorists setting off bombs and high-jacking jetliners. We’re not quite there, yet.
Mornin’. Rumor has it my power should be restored by 11PM tomorrow. Might have to toss a good deal of food. On the bright side, not working so get to have the full glib experience for a few days. Paging STEVE SMITH…
Sorry dude.
So is frozen food Kosher? Honest question. What happens if it thaws and you need to cook on the Shabbot?
I saw shabbos elevators for the first time in the hospital a couple weeks ago. If I wasn’t puking my guts all day that Saturday I might have ridden one up and down for awhile just to watch it stop on every floor.