I know CPRM. Great guy. Great guy. Not a Firster like myself, but Great Guy.
But Enough About My Prostate
on August 11, 2020 at 7:05 pm
Some online wags are already referring to the Biden/Harris ticket as “HoJo.”
Yikes.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 7:09 pm
Not smart enough to come up with Harriden?
westernsloper
on August 11, 2020 at 7:19 pm
Having stayed at a Howard Johnsons back in the day I think HoJo’s fits. Low end overnight facility you don’t want to spend any time at. Or given Kamala’s past Joesho also fits.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 7:24 pm
aside from sounding like Sheraton Hotels;
har·ri·dan
/ˈherəd(ə)n/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.
“a bullying old harridan”
westernsloper
on August 11, 2020 at 7:34 pm
I met one of those today.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 9:52 pm
Not smart enough to come up with Harriden?
Alright–shut it down. Shut it down, now. C wins his own post. And, the internet.
dbleagle
on August 11, 2020 at 7:07 pm
Yep….announcement of Harris or not, HRC is still “loading”.
westernsloper
on August 11, 2020 at 7:09 pm
“you’ll never know who the winner is but the winner is going to be me”……best Trumpism ever.
PS: Hillary has possessed Kamala? I mean, I am sure she could do it but didn’t see it coming.
Drake
on August 11, 2020 at 7:11 pm
Harris did seem like an empty vessel – at least when Willie Brown wasn’t round.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 9:54 pm
Sharing again because my first post on the last thread is still pending.
Bought some scifi comics from this guy last year on indiegogo – and just ordered his new “Sh*tposts” book. Good stuff. Straight up sugarfree territory. Can not recommend enough.
Additional comics on his twitter – or the links in my pending post.
DEG
on August 11, 2020 at 7:14 pm
“The younger the better”
I laughed.
Rhywun
on August 11, 2020 at 7:23 pm
#metoo
Trump was at his best this week.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 8:35 pm
Smart people know it. Stupid people may not know it.
Lackadaisical
on August 11, 2020 at 7:19 pm
You called it bub, as soon as you scheduled the post, Biden’s handlers were sending out the talking points.
Timeloose
on August 11, 2020 at 7:21 pm
SPACE!!!
Drake
on August 11, 2020 at 7:22 pm
Usually a VP picks brings something to the table – a state the nominee might not win otherwise, a demographic or voting block he’s weak with. Pence helps Trump keep the Christian conservative types happy despite Trump’s womanizing past.
I can’t think what Harris brings. She’s a transparent phony when it comes to race and she has a history of locking up people “from the community”. California isn’t in play. She got a nasty reputation as a Senator and won’t bring in moderate Whites. She downplayed her own Indian heritage to the point where I doubt Asians like her. And she’s kind of dumb so she’ll do poorly in debates and interviews.
But Biden’s really dumb and backed himself into an impossible corner with his promises of a black lady VP. Other than Gabbard, none of them brought anything more to the table. Susan Rice certainly didn’t – is she from any state or did she just emerge from the DC Swamp? Stacy Abrams couldn’t win an election in Georgia and probably wouldn’t help Biden there. Karen Bass is a straight-up commie and would ensure a Biden loss in FL. He had no pick once he made that stupid promise.
Sean
on August 11, 2020 at 7:30 pm
She smoked pot in college and then put black men in jail as a cop.
Drug use and racism. What could be more Democrat? She’s the ideal pick.
Lackadaisical
on August 11, 2020 at 7:32 pm
Was that when she listened to Tupac before he had made any music?
Sean
on August 11, 2020 at 7:34 pm
??
Urthona
on August 11, 2020 at 7:46 pm
Yeah. To be fair, she was also lying about the smoking pot thing. Trying to seem culturally black.
Don did not Escape Bama
on August 11, 2020 at 7:32 pm
I wonder if this shows up in the tracking for Biden’s electoral college polls or DJT45’s popularity polls.
peachy rex
on August 11, 2020 at 7:36 pm
Rice was the low-risk option, I thought – would reassure soi-disant “moderates” that a career swamp creature was ready to take the reins, and no domestic policy history to run against. The Harris choice means that the Dems are terrified of losing on law’n’order, or that they’re terrified of Durham, or borh. Still a dumb choice – Harris was so resoundingly rejected by the *Dem base* that she bailed months before Iowa.
juris imprudent
on August 11, 2020 at 7:56 pm
Not even on the ballot in her home state, so you can at least say she wasn’t embarrassed like Warren was in MA.
This is why. Whether or not Durham actually drops indictments, the threat of a possible indictment eliminated Rice. She’d be a perfect “big fish” candidate for an indictment, and the possibility of having your VP under suspicion weeks before the election is too risky.
I think he could’ve done well with Warren, maybe Klobuchar. Even Rice would’ve given all the dopes pining away for the Obama presidency (reminds me of the first W term) a little tingle up the leg for the good ol’ days. Harris? I mean, shit, it’s like he’s purposely trying his best to lose.
Don did not Escape Bama
on August 11, 2020 at 7:53 pm
I thought Klobuchar was the adult in the room and an excellent vector for Team Blue for the decade.
Then cops were out of favor, especially MSP cops.
But now a cop anyway so long as it’s a POC ?
Rhywun
on August 11, 2020 at 7:55 pm
Yep. But that was before the Dems demanded he had to choose a candidate of color.
juris imprudent
on August 11, 2020 at 7:58 pm
As though Jamaican-Indian really resonates with blacks that can trace their American-ness back to before the Civil War.
peachy rex
on August 11, 2020 at 8:02 pm
I never thought that they could find a black politician less representative of the African American experience than Obama… and yet, here we are.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 8:05 pm
If you don’t think Kamala is black, then you ain’t black! /Biden
How far back in American history can Barry trace his Black heritage? Seemed to work out for him.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 8:04 pm
Look, the democrats said Harris is black. Not as black as Rice and definitely not as black as any of the other choices. But the democrats said she’s black and that should be good enough for their black voters. They’re simple folk anyway, so it’s best we tell them who is black.
Poor Stacey Abrams, they really thought they would pick her. That’s what you get when you put your hopes in rats, snakes, and commies.
totally_not_an_escaped_ai
on August 11, 2020 at 9:19 pm
But the democrats said she’s black and that should be good enough
Rachel Dolezal wholeheartedly agrees with that logic.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 7:59 pm
Because democratic party, we love democracy! Now do what we say!
pistoffnick
on August 11, 2020 at 8:06 pm
Special K has her own skeletons (under prosecuting bad cops, over prosecuting victimless crimes)
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 7:58 pm
Yeah, to be honest, I always thought, as I have said here for a long time, it would be Warren. And I’m sure that it would have been, had not the dems bowed to more wokeness and flopped over. But then I thought it would be Rice. I’m not sure what’s going on, unless they really do want to lose so they can keep the riots going for 4 more years.
westernsloper
on August 11, 2020 at 8:11 pm
My hope was it would be Rice. Good god, the heads in the sand might even learn what a fucking evil corrupt woman she is just due to Trump campaign ads. The last year of the Obama administration is arguably the most corrupt in American history and that cunt was in the middle of it. I might even wager if I was of the sort that she is named in Durham’s investigation if I was a hopeful person but I am not that kind of person.
Sean
on August 11, 2020 at 7:23 pm
Is my AK useable against space aliens? I’d like to know more!
Drake
on August 11, 2020 at 7:24 pm
Fuckin commie guns aren’t going to space!
Sean
on August 11, 2020 at 7:33 pm
Good luck feeding your 5.56 these days.
I’m knee deep in 5.45 and 7.62×39.
pistoffnick
on August 11, 2020 at 7:42 pm
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she did the freak with me.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:03 pm
Steady-cam harness FTW!
Enough About Palin
on August 11, 2020 at 7:28 pm
Biden/Harris
The Joe-Blow ticket.
juris imprudent
on August 11, 2020 at 7:59 pm
We have a winner!
Drake
on August 11, 2020 at 7:35 pm
I’m not sure who Shaun King is, but neither is he.
Rhywun
on August 11, 2020 at 7:56 pm
LOL if true
juris imprudent
on August 11, 2020 at 8:00 pm
aka Talcum X
Bobarian LMD
on August 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm
Thurgood Partial
W.E.B Du Blanc
Snow J Simpson
Martin Luther Cream
Cream Abdul-Jabbar
Tupac Sugar
Alexander Scamilton
Chaka Con
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 8:11 pm
Does he know about the internet forever thing?
Sean
on August 11, 2020 at 7:36 pm
Great stuff CPRM.
commodious spittoon
on August 11, 2020 at 7:36 pm
The way forward is clear: Trump fires Pence, runs with Tulsi.
Don did not Escape Bama
on August 11, 2020 at 7:38 pm
I could get behind Tulsi
Lackadaisical
on August 11, 2020 at 7:42 pm
Heh
Me too.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 7:40 pm
Ya’ll just aint gonna get over Tulsi’s tits are you? Could Trump really make her Sec of State? I mean a commie Sec of State, but with tits, The best tits. Best Sec of State with the best tits.
They’re in a bubble waiting for the first game to finish.
I'm Here To Help
on August 11, 2020 at 8:08 pm
Don’t usually have much sympathy for the referees. Heck, I’m usually pretty hostile towards them. But good lord, these poor guys don’t get line changes…
Nephilium
on August 11, 2020 at 7:44 pm
Well shit. The greater Cleveland area has its first brewery announce they’re closing. Brim Kitchen (Willoughby, OH) has its last day on August 16th, they opened in 2017.
The Dem idiots cannot control the monsters they create.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 7:48 pm
Strange, I could swear that I heard a few people around here predicting that, well years ago.
They don’t care to control them right now, after, they get a surprise when they still cannot control them.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 7:54 pm
Distancing the movement from a grifter like Jesse Jackson, good move.
Distancing the movement from a grifter like Jesse Jackson because he isn’t as crazy as you, uh…
#Biden/Harris2020
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:16 pm
Wanted moar gubmint…well, choke on it.
Ooooh–sorry (not sorry)!
BakedPenguin
on August 11, 2020 at 7:51 pm
I was going to start a Zoomchat at 9 ET, if anyone cares, click on the chat.
I’m not putting a shirt back on on a weekday. Not to mention I am in bed in an hour. Woke up at 2 this morning so today kicked my ass.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 8:07 pm
I’m still up since this time yesterday, but then again I have the night off and was surprised to find out the cartoon was being published the same day I uploaded it.
It was just too timely. It had to go up tonight, after I heard the rumors of an announcement happening today.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm
Thanks, I actually waited this long to see if I could crest the wave with some actual reference to the pick, but decided to just run with this joke instead of waiting, it timed itself well.
Rhywun
on August 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm
I heard the rumors of an announcement happening today
I played it using a 360 controller on PC, but the shoulder buttons (needed in that configuration for Dragon Shouts) were shitty, so I gave up on the final boss. I got a newer controller since then, maybe I should finally finish it.
Controllers hurt my hands to work with, so I avoid them.
Gadfly
on August 11, 2020 at 8:38 pm
It’s even sadder than that.
I’m 5 achievements away from 100%
Skyrim is one of the few games that I’ve ever 100%-ed the achievements. I enjoyed the heck out of it, and when I’m done with a game and sitting at 95% complete and the other 5% aren’t some stupid inane BS I’m tempted to go for it.
One of the ones I had been missing until recently was ‘shoot the sun with a magic arrow’.
You wouldn’t think that would be so hard, but it’s always snowing or raining in Skyrim, and finding the sun to shoot it was difficult.
Gadfly
on August 11, 2020 at 8:53 pm
You wouldn’t think that would be so hard, but it’s always snowing or raining in Skyrim, and finding the sun to shoot it was difficult.
It’s been ages since I’ve played, and though I do remember this being generally true I’m pretty sure there are parts of the map (such as the hot springs) that are usually sunny. Of course, once you’ve cleared an area of the map of quests you generally fast travel past it from then on, so it could be easy to miss.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:20 pm
When it first came out, I used the hell out of the glitches/whatever that let you compound stats on potions that then compounded stats on forged items.
Weapons doing over a billion per hit was teh AWESOME!
BakedPenguin
on August 11, 2020 at 11:47 pm
CPRM – there was a short chat on chat about H&H, and the general agreement was that this edition was top shelf.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 8:07 pm
Come on dude, give us your best Putin. Is there a bear round there you can catch and ride in there?
Rhywun
on August 11, 2020 at 8:10 pm
I’m not putting a shirt back on on a weekday.
#meneither
BakedPenguin
on August 11, 2020 at 8:07 pm
I’m not putting a shirt back on on a weekday.
Who asked you to? Also, this is probably a 40 minute chat, since I’m too cheap to pay for the full version.
BakedPenguin
on August 11, 2020 at 8:08 pm
Oops. P Brooks’ed it.
Hyperion
on August 11, 2020 at 8:09 pm
Broketard is going full commando again anyway, right?
westernsloper
on August 11, 2020 at 8:20 pm
Next time BP. Have a good night!
BakedPenguin
on August 11, 2020 at 9:29 pm
It’s okay. 40 minute time frame just closed me out.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 8:26 pm
I think I have officially voiced more hats than any voice actor in history.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:21 pm
Well, you wear multiple hats with these productions, so, it’s only natural.
KibbledKristen
on August 11, 2020 at 8:35 pm
On the Patreon thingie, how do I make it so my Glibs name shows, not my real name?
KibbledKristen
on August 11, 2020 at 8:57 pm
OMG take my money
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 9:02 pm
Not sure about on Patreon itself, but I ask all Patrons how they want to be credited, and then I insult them in the credits.
KibbledKristen
on August 11, 2020 at 9:05 pm
Yeah, I was thinking there was, like, a place to put a note or something. I’ll just submit the payment and send my assassins after you if I see my real name 🙂
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 9:18 pm
Another glib signed up today as well, and messaged me out right how he wanted to be credited, but I messaged you to check as well. I got no idea how how the front-end works, I just make cartoons and insult people.
Well done, especially with the “The younger the better” cut. Smooth. Now I’m curious where that audio came from.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 8:54 pm
I didn’t know i’d be asked to cite my sources.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 8:59 pm
It’s some where in this video. Trump was talking about how kids are ‘immune’; so right there you can see how different my cartoon brain works from what was reported and clipped by the MSM.
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 9:06 pm
Oh. Thought it might be older. A Weiner reference or something.
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 9:11 pm
Only a square thinks of context. I can make anything soundbite sound dirty.
Meh, sounds like they are letting off the people they don’t have evidence of violence or theft against, which I would imagine is how it should be*.
His prosecutors won’t pursue demonstrators accused of interfering with police, disorderly conduct, criminal trespass, escape or harassment if the allegations don’t involve “deliberate’’ property damage, theft or force against another person or threats of force
*I’ll need more clarification on what criminal trespass is but other than that I’m good with this.
Meh, bullshit. They intentionally undercharge out of policy and/or expediency to just get cuffs on the rioters and stop the nightly riots. Then the judges and now DA release them the next day to go right back again.
If they are cuffing people out of expediency and they don’t have any evidence against them, those people should walk. Unless your working theory is that better 10 innocent protesters go to jail rather than one rioter go free, or maybe that there are no innocent protesters. Which also throws the idea of innocent until proven guilty out the window, but who needs ideals anyway?
I’m fine with them going to court and letting the prosecution prove the cases. I’m not ok with wholesale dismissal of charges because crimes committed by antifa are NBD.
And no, there are no legitimate protesters at those criminal riots. It’s criminal activity for the purpose of criminal activity. I’m not a court and I don’t have to give criminals the benefit of the doubt. I also hold no power to punish them under the law.
Of course you don’t, but we were talking about what the courts should or shouldn’t do. Did they declare martial law or some other such thing where everyone is breaking the law simply by being there? (not that I think that’s necessarily kosher either but at least it would be a basis for violating peoples right to gambol) If not, simply being near other people breaking the law doesn’t give the state the right to detain and prosecute you.
I am quite willing to believe they are deliberately undercharged to set this up.
Thousands of felonies are committed every night, and she is releasing some of the perps. We know she favors their cause ,so this isn’t some strict sense of due process and fairness at work.
Basically it’s burglary without the element of attempting to commit an additional crime.
Viking1865
on August 11, 2020 at 9:46 pm
One of the concerns I have is those big green lasers they’ve been slinging all over the place. I think those should be treated as felony assault. Blinding people is not disorderly conduct.
And pointing a laser point, regardless of intent to harm someone, is a specific crime under state law. Yet none of them are being charged.
(Yes, agree that if the prosecutors can prove harm or intent to harm, then an assault charge would also be appropriate.)
Viking1865
on August 11, 2020 at 10:05 pm
pointing a laser point, regardless of intent to harm someone, is a specific crime under state law. Yet none of them are being charged.
Yeah, the fix is in.
DEG
on August 11, 2020 at 9:23 pm
His prosecutors won’t pursue demonstrators accused of interfering with police, disorderly conduct, criminal trespass, escape or harassment if the allegations don’t involve “deliberate’’ property damage, theft or force against another person or threats of force, Schmidt said.
Also you need to do something with the ROBO part not the COP part, “Robot Person of Color” is a bit of a stretch to get to the “she’s a cop” Joke. Unless your going for an ethnicity joke but that’s an even longer reach one I’m not even getting to be honest..
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 9:33 pm
You guys got it, so that’s what counts. Took me about 2 minutes to make. You want it to be “SLOJOCOP”?
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:28 pm
Everyone’s a critic…
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 9:09 pm
Strange how putting her mouth on Robocop makes his tits look bigger. Either that or you stretched the horizontal.
salted earth
on August 11, 2020 at 9:26 pm
I would like to know more. Perhaps a Space Force cartoon with Space Hat as the lead.
And another invite for PNW Glibs…meet-up scheduled for Saturday, August 15 at 2 pm at the Big Barn Brewing Company in Mead, WA.
sodium at proton mail dot com
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 9:33 pm
Meh, any Space Force Cartoon I’d make would be filtered through Exo-Squad’s take on Straship Troopers, so like 3 levels of derivative before I even get my comments in.
salted earth
on August 11, 2020 at 9:41 pm
An artist must follow their passion.
l0b0t
on August 11, 2020 at 9:29 pm
Thanks Baked Penguin; now I have that movie and the episode where Bobby learns to stand up for himself (“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!“) stuck in my head all night.
BakedPenguin
on August 11, 2020 at 10:24 pm
**** subconscious Mike Judging ****
CPRM
on August 11, 2020 at 9:41 pm
It took me several hours going back and forth between different eyes to design Space Hat. But I think the blank stare was the right call.
mikey
on August 11, 2020 at 9:42 pm
Glad to see that Joey is being responsible. Everybody his age needs a living will.
Current events have been driving up my blood pressure to such an extent that I’m going to do a detox. To that end, I may not be posting all that much for a little while.
It has absolutely nothing to do with the folks here; sometimes you all are all that keeps me sane. However, the news is such an unending parade of negativity that it’s starting to have a detrimental effect on my life. I’m going to cleanse myself and come back better than ever, though even during that I’ll probably check in from time to time.
I leave you with this for now until we meet again.
I don’t get his humor either (well, I get it I just don’t find it humorous, so to speak) but as a purveyor of nonsense myself I’d never presume to tell someone else to STFU. Use the scroll wheel, that’s what it’s there for, that and the impostors posts.
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 11:35 pm
Sometimes he hits it. Other times it’s over reliance on formula. We need to push him to become the elite asshole that we now he can be.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:01 pm
We don’t your titty links
No, we don’t. We don’t AT. ALL.
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 11:18 pm
Imagine it’s happening in a world you’re just observing and not part of. It’s how I handled being high AF while riding in the backseat of a 5L Mustang going 80 down the allies of downtown Denver. “This coked up Russian gangster can drive like a MFer.”
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:25 pm
backseat of a 5L Mustang
Fuuuuuuuuck that noise! This big boi can’t even, right now.
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 11:28 pm
When did “boi” become a thing? Before or after “become a thing” became a thing?
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:33 pm
Hey Q, I feel you pain man. I quit drinking a little over a week ago, and now all I want to do is eat and sleep. Especially… well both. But my BP is down a little now.
Spudalicious
on August 11, 2020 at 10:31 pm
Well done, CPRM! Content and video quality jut keep getting better.
Count Potato
on August 11, 2020 at 10:34 pm
This. Also, SPACE HAT!!!
Count Potato
on August 11, 2020 at 10:35 pm
Shit, I think I just drank a half bottle of rum. Whatever, fuck it.
J. Frank Parnell
on August 11, 2020 at 10:35 pm
lol, I just checked Facebook and it looks like all the Berniebros are super pissed about Kamala.
Count Potato
on August 11, 2020 at 10:39 pm
Same on twitter. “Kamala is a cop” basically.
Count Potato
on August 11, 2020 at 10:38 pm
Do you know more than half the people I followed on twitter have been banned? Sad really. I’ll spill out some if I were drinking a forty.
Nikkodemus
on August 11, 2020 at 10:39 pm
FINALLY back online. So my city got hit with hurricane like winds from a thunderstorm Monday afternoon. The kicker? I live in Iowa. Now, my county and the one next to it are 95% without power. I had to drive 50 miles north to stay with my mom so I can work. Estimates are 3-7 days before we get power back. The city is nothing but downed trees and powerlines. Every single house in our neighborhood lost at least one tree. Either they were uprooted, or snapped in half at the base. Never seen anything like it here.
Mostly. Some roof damage, and a couple leaky windows, but nothing major. We got lucky, a couple houses in our neighborhood are a total loss. I can’t even imagine what that must be like.
Very strange. I was reading your post just as our weatherman was talking about it.
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 11:03 pm
Damn. That hurricane had some legs.
Nikkodemus
on August 11, 2020 at 11:06 pm
House is fine, just some minor roof damage, thanks for asking. Never seen 100mph winds here before. I was at home with my 12 year old while it was happening, and it sounded like the whole house was going to lift off. A particularly unbelievable note: We own 3 vehicles (2 are mine, the other belongs to the missus), all were outside during the storm, no damage to any of them.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:11 pm
It sounds like the storm knew who NOT to screw with.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:41 pm
Best animation this month, man!
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 10:44 pm
That video is too perfect. White, male cop manhandling tiny girl for not doing what the state says is healthy. This is what medical tyranny looks like.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:18 pm
Boy, that nation of convicts sure got their L&O on, didn’t they?
PieInTheSky
on August 12, 2020 at 12:16 am
If she obeyed this would not have happened
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:27 am
Sheep still get slaughtered, though.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:17 pm
I have to Account, I know how, but, GHaa! I miss the Wife right about now, i could dictate to her, I need help, and certain Girls who want to come out are afraid,
ah well…….
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:35 pm
certain Girls who want to come out
They’re over on the Discord…
/Sorry! Sorry!
Yusef drives a Kia
on August 11, 2020 at 11:38 pm
Someone more specific,
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:46 pm
Yeah…..I was just making a joke only I would get, at the expense of some of our cousins. I be like that, sometimes.
Straff, I get caught up watching vids with all these cool Japanese products and I have noticed an obsession with ways of hanging clothes inside to dry. Are dryers scarce there?
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 11:38 pm
Most people have a dryer, but like Epstein, they prefer to hang. Clothes last longer and it’s probably just a tradition.
Yusef drives a Kia
on August 11, 2020 at 11:40 pm
Mo, check this, my Dryer broke 6 months ago, and I never changed the motor, I hang my clothes up inside to dry them, it works!
straffinrun
on August 11, 2020 at 11:42 pm
Right? He’ll, in summer the laundry dries faster if I hang it.
Been about six years for me and I have noticed the longevity of clothes increased, I have five year old work shirts that still look like new ( they are stained and ripped but the collars and seam don’t seem to fray/break down as quickly)
Yusef drives a Kia
on August 11, 2020 at 11:56 pm
Shake em and hang them loose, Clean and dry, Cheap too!
Re: tough guys yelling at people in stores for wearing masks (and yes I am equally annoyed by the Karens yelling at people for not wearing masks, but that’s another story) They always seem to be in a convenience store or grocery, as if flaunting the mask orders in the face of some poor cashier or stock boy is the height of civil disobedience. First off, the person likely to suffer from these guys defiance are the store owners who face the fines and secondly the people most affected are the poor managers/clerks that has to deal with this shit. I’ll have respect for these yahoos when they walk into the local cop shop or city hall and refuse to put on a mask or leave, get arrested and fight the man from a jail cell. Calling people sheep and cowards, and pussies, who just want a sixer of Hoegaarden and a bag of Funyuns and don’t want any drama, doesn’t make you a civil rights icon, it makes you an asshole.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:54 pm
And, I’m equally as tired of people conflating stores with public property, thinking they can do whatever they want, because “it’s not illegal/I have the RIGHT!!1ELEVENTY!”
On my property, you have the privileges I extend to you. Just because this place is open to the “public” does not mean it’s public property. Follow my rules, regardless of where they originate, or, GTFO.
I agree but even if it was ‘the hill’, is the Circle K the best place to wage that war? That’s what annoys me, I get the anger and the desire to do something about it. But if that’s where your at then do something that actually fights the battle. don’t yell at people who don’t share your outrage, that’s a definite loser in the battle for hearts and minds. Make the powers that be arrest you in a public place where you aren’t just transferring the burden on to someone else. Calmly take the punishment but never accept it as just, state your case forcefully but not hysterically, that would do much more to sway people, at least in my opinion, than being an asshole in a Walmart.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:32 am
I am agreeing with you on almost every point, except the “sway more people” part. It’s unlikely that anybody who sees is going to have their mind changed towards liberty in this scenario. Of course, it is possible, but, I doubt it. And, really, I would think the point in this is to fight it with a good attorney and back the government off with a court precedent.
It’s not like we’re going to see the current crop of voters rolling back governmental authority (whether or not said authority exists in this realm). There are waaay too many people who absolutely need the government to be doing something about their crisis du jour.
That said, I don’t disagree with the “not being an asshole to the workers and customers”, or, fight it the proper way.
You are probably right. I watched Cool Hand Luke too many times as an impressionable child, I still believe that a guy willing to take a beating for his principles is more likable than the guy who’s willing to give a beating for his.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:50 am
Agreed! My faith in any random person being willing to re-evaluate their views on government and liberty (due to a rather random incident) is what is really low.
But, the more like-minded people who are willing to share stories like this hypothetical arrest means others could learn and adapt.
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:30 am
I totally agree with you but I’ll bet the “Lucille” scene on that video was pretty sketchy by the time you were through with it 🙂
straffinrun
on August 12, 2020 at 12:07 am
Is the reverse Karen happening? Videos of that hasn’t penetrated my bubble.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:13 am
I’ve seen a few videos( here’s the one I saw today) not as many as the Karen ones but I’ve also read a more of the “You’re a coward if you wear a mask” post that “your killing People if you don’t” but that could just be selection bias based on my circle of friends and what they send.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:35 am
In AZ? Bitch is lucky he didn’t get shot.
straffinrun
on August 12, 2020 at 12:42 am
Going by twitter likes ratios, if you step in a proggie bubble you’ll see thousands of likes for pro mask stuff. Anti mask in my bubble get a lot less.
I’m pro mask (they probably work somewhat), but I’m also against mob rule. The govt for the most part can’t enforce mask wearing and so they launch media blitzes which in turn filter down to their unpaid shock troops-the Karens of the world. Media and pols drive up the emotion and watch us tear each other apart. Media get clicks and pols get a loyal base. It’s an evil game.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:46 am
I’m pro mask (they probably work somewhat), but I’m also against mob rule.
Oh, I hear ya*. Until our eyes, or portable instrumentation, allows us to see viral infections AND their transmission vectors, I don’t know how anyone can be convinced if a particular person did or didn’t infect someone.
/I, myself, hate people, but love gatherings.
Yusef drives a Kia
on August 11, 2020 at 11:55 pm
They should have called it Trader Yusef’s
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 11, 2020 at 11:58 pm
Heh.
Yusef drives a Kia
on August 12, 2020 at 12:02 am
there’s an entire background regarding my name, Joe is the Beginning,
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:05 am
It would be fun to see a store sign, in your honor. Alas, my Photoshop gung fu isn’t up to par.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:00 am
Can you imagine if this cartel shit was being handled by competent people?
hayeksplosives
on August 12, 2020 at 12:09 am
Same goes for some of our govt agencies!
One Aussie military type was tAlking to a US CIA dude about the impressive feats the CIA were accused of by conspiracy theorists. The American CIA dude cynically answered “If only!”
hayeksplosives
on August 12, 2020 at 12:05 am
Simply ahvelous,CPRM!
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:06 am
Mmm-hmmm!
/my apologies, M’Lady–couldn’t resist.
hayeksplosives
on August 12, 2020 at 12:16 am
I can use the spare mms. I appear to be freshly out.
Speaking of out, back during Toilet Paper shortage of March, I ordered a pack from Costco, even though it was out of stock, and forgot about it.
The multipack finally arrived this week: a dozen miniature toilet paper rolls! They have regular tube size, they’re in new packaging, but only about 1:4 normal number of sheets!
A Facebook friend just posted a pic of the very same thing having arrived at her house.
I don’t know what to do with it but TPing Pelosi’s house seems reasonable.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:33 am
How about Newsome–he could use plenty of absorbent paper products to mop up all his grease.
/He truly looks slicker’n whale shit in an ice floe
KSuellington
on August 12, 2020 at 12:46 am
The man screams sleezeball politician, Hollywood central casting couldn’t pick better. And yet he has continued to rise. He made a deal with Kammy that he would get the governor and she would be the senator. Worked out for both of them. I don’t think she will get to play VP though.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 12:50 am
Lord, I hope not.
KSuellington
on August 12, 2020 at 1:01 am
Me too. I know which website will be the most interesting on the first Tuesday in November.
KSuellington
on August 12, 2020 at 12:20 am
I would like to know more. You keep improving these toons. It could easily get a million hits. You may need to cultivate some relationships with influencers C.
hayeksplosives
on August 12, 2020 at 1:54 am
Is the GOP smart enough to dig up Kamala ‘s record for pushing for maximum prison time for nonviolent criminals? Who were overwhelmingly Minority drug offenders. Seems relevant in #BLM days.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 1:58 am
On top of that, are they smart enough to package that message effectively?
hayeksplosives
on August 12, 2020 at 2:13 am
No, they are the Stupid party.
But hey, at least we will have more Maya Rudolph as Kamala to look forward to.
Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm
on August 12, 2020 at 2:15 am
It really is something to watch as team blue sycophants try to spin her prosecutor record. Had a few interactions on Derpbook today. You can predict how it went.
Not an Economist
on August 12, 2020 at 6:10 am
She knows the system. How corrupt it is. So who better to reform it?
/Team Blue
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:19 am
Sorry to hear that Q might go on hiatus for awhile. Truth be known, I’m kinda leaning that way as well. Regular life is catching up fast and although my BP is probably fine I worry about the way that I’ve been reacting to small stuff lately. I don’t want to be the guy who puts his fist through the dry wall. Thirty years clear on that account. I’ve been catching myself swearing just like I did when I worked in the bush. Not Kosher.
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:23 am
Or maybe I have just had a few bad days and need to sack up. I dunno.
Gender Traitor
on August 12, 2020 at 6:24 am
Do what’s best for you, of course, but please know that you’d be missed if you absented yourself.
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:35 am
Thanks, GT. I have a history (long buried). I’ll work it out.
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:47 am
“The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in…” Nobody needs that. I think it’s Waters’ best song.
This week, the American Academy of Pediatrics said the number of kids testing positive for COVID-19 nationwide has skyrocketed by 90% in a month.
The AAP says in just the last two weeks, 97,000 pediatric cases were reported, bringing the national total of children who have tested positive to just over 380,000.
That figure equates to roughly 9% of all known cases in the US.
While severe cases of COVID-19 in kids are rare, doctors say they carry a higher concentration of the virus and many are asymptomatic. Doctors say that’s why it’s important that parents take precautions.
FEAR. DOOM.
Gropey Joe shall be our savior.
Why are asymptomatic children being tested?
westernsloper
on August 12, 2020 at 6:34 am
How it is playing out here: Kid gets sniffles, gets tested. Positive test (not necessarily meaning kid has vid, lots of false positives) Whole class gets tested resulting in no doubt more false positives and a few real positives where the kids are fine. Panic ensues. Everybody sent home.
sniffles are not a symptom. In fact, their absense is a key indicator.
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:39 am
Everybody sent home to be abused by their frazzled Parents that never learned how to raise kids in the first place because Government day-care has been doing their jobs for them for the last 75 years.
Some Canadian citizens have targeted cars with US license plates in various different ways, including keying vehicles and harassing drivers, after the borders between the two countries closed for tourists on 31 March, according to the New York Times.
OH REALLY?!?!? So much for the “nice Canadian” myth.
Gender Traitor
on August 12, 2020 at 6:46 am
Or maybe it’s all those Americans who swore they’d leave the country when Trump was elected.
Festus' Mustache
on August 12, 2020 at 6:56 am
That’s the ticket! No, people everywhere are tribal assholes and Canadian nice is even more passive-aggressive than Minnesota nice. We’re cuntes and cods, just like everywhere else.
I know CPRM. Great guy. Great guy. Not a Firster like myself, but Great Guy.
Some online wags are already referring to the Biden/Harris ticket as “HoJo.”
Yikes.
Not smart enough to come up with Harriden?
Having stayed at a Howard Johnsons back in the day I think HoJo’s fits. Low end overnight facility you don’t want to spend any time at. Or given Kamala’s past Joesho also fits.
aside from sounding like Sheraton Hotels;
har·ri·dan
/ˈherəd(ə)n/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.
“a bullying old harridan”
I met one of those today.
Alright–shut it down. Shut it down, now. C wins his own post. And, the internet.
Yep….announcement of Harris or not, HRC is still “loading”.
“you’ll never know who the winner is but the winner is going to be me”……best Trumpism ever.
PS: Hillary has possessed Kamala? I mean, I am sure she could do it but didn’t see it coming.
Harris did seem like an empty vessel – at least when Willie Brown wasn’t round.
Filled with Willie?
Oh….
It would explain the plasticized face.
Sharing again because my first post on the last thread is still pending.
Bought some scifi comics from this guy last year on indiegogo – and just ordered his new “Sh*tposts” book. Good stuff. Straight up sugarfree territory. Can not recommend enough.
https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1291742144445779969
Additional comics on his twitter – or the links in my pending post.
“The younger the better”
I laughed.
#metoo
Trump was at his best this week.
Smart people know it. Stupid people may not know it.
You called it bub, as soon as you scheduled the post, Biden’s handlers were sending out the talking points.
SPACE!!!
Usually a VP picks brings something to the table – a state the nominee might not win otherwise, a demographic or voting block he’s weak with. Pence helps Trump keep the Christian conservative types happy despite Trump’s womanizing past.
I can’t think what Harris brings. She’s a transparent phony when it comes to race and she has a history of locking up people “from the community”. California isn’t in play. She got a nasty reputation as a Senator and won’t bring in moderate Whites. She downplayed her own Indian heritage to the point where I doubt Asians like her. And she’s kind of dumb so she’ll do poorly in debates and interviews.
But Biden’s really dumb and backed himself into an impossible corner with his promises of a black lady VP. Other than Gabbard, none of them brought anything more to the table. Susan Rice certainly didn’t – is she from any state or did she just emerge from the DC Swamp? Stacy Abrams couldn’t win an election in Georgia and probably wouldn’t help Biden there. Karen Bass is a straight-up commie and would ensure a Biden loss in FL. He had no pick once he made that stupid promise.
She smoked pot in college and then put black men in jail as a cop.
Drug use and racism. What could be more Democrat? She’s the ideal pick.
Was that when she listened to Tupac before he had made any music?
??
Yeah. To be fair, she was also lying about the smoking pot thing. Trying to seem culturally black.
I wonder if this shows up in the tracking for Biden’s electoral college polls or DJT45’s popularity polls.
Rice was the low-risk option, I thought – would reassure soi-disant “moderates” that a career swamp creature was ready to take the reins, and no domestic policy history to run against. The Harris choice means that the Dems are terrified of losing on law’n’order, or that they’re terrified of Durham, or borh. Still a dumb choice – Harris was so resoundingly rejected by the *Dem base* that she bailed months before Iowa.
Not even on the ballot in her home state, so you can at least say she wasn’t embarrassed like Warren was in MA.
, or that they’re terrified of Durham
This is why. Whether or not Durham actually drops indictments, the threat of a possible indictment eliminated Rice. She’d be a perfect “big fish” candidate for an indictment, and the possibility of having your VP under suspicion weeks before the election is too risky.
I think he could’ve done well with Warren, maybe Klobuchar. Even Rice would’ve given all the dopes pining away for the Obama presidency (reminds me of the first W term) a little tingle up the leg for the good ol’ days. Harris? I mean, shit, it’s like he’s purposely trying his best to lose.
I thought Klobuchar was the adult in the room and an excellent vector for Team Blue for the decade.
Then cops were out of favor, especially MSP cops.
But now a cop anyway so long as it’s a POC ?
Yep. But that was before the Dems demanded he had to choose a candidate of color.
As though Jamaican-Indian really resonates with blacks that can trace their American-ness back to before the Civil War.
I never thought that they could find a black politician less representative of the African American experience than Obama… and yet, here we are.
If you don’t think Kamala is black, then you ain’t black! /Biden
https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1291742144445779969
How far back in American history can Barry trace his Black heritage? Seemed to work out for him.
Look, the democrats said Harris is black. Not as black as Rice and definitely not as black as any of the other choices. But the democrats said she’s black and that should be good enough for their black voters. They’re simple folk anyway, so it’s best we tell them who is black.
Poor Stacey Abrams, they really thought they would pick her. That’s what you get when you put your hopes in rats, snakes, and commies.
Rachel Dolezal wholeheartedly agrees with that logic.
Because democratic party, we love democracy! Now do what we say!
Special K has her own skeletons (under prosecuting bad cops, over prosecuting victimless crimes)
Yeah, to be honest, I always thought, as I have said here for a long time, it would be Warren. And I’m sure that it would have been, had not the dems bowed to more wokeness and flopped over. But then I thought it would be Rice. I’m not sure what’s going on, unless they really do want to lose so they can keep the riots going for 4 more years.
My hope was it would be Rice. Good god, the heads in the sand might even learn what a fucking evil corrupt woman she is just due to Trump campaign ads. The last year of the Obama administration is arguably the most corrupt in American history and that cunt was in the middle of it. I might even wager if I was of the sort that she is named in Durham’s investigation if I was a hopeful person but I am not that kind of person.
Is my AK useable against space aliens? I’d like to know more!
Fuckin commie guns aren’t going to space!
Good luck feeding your 5.56 these days.
I’m knee deep in 5.45 and 7.62×39.
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she did the freak with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN1xFZ2vfwY
You need the large full auto LMG with the frame support from Aliens.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LlSG1H0whh8
Steady-cam harness FTW!
Biden/Harris
The Joe-Blow ticket.
We have a winner!
I’m not sure who Shaun King is, but neither is he.
LOL if true
aka Talcum X
Thurgood Partial
W.E.B Du Blanc
Snow J Simpson
Martin Luther Cream
Cream Abdul-Jabbar
Tupac Sugar
Alexander Scamilton
Chaka Con
Does he know about the internet forever thing?
Great stuff CPRM.
The way forward is clear: Trump fires Pence, runs with Tulsi.
I could get behind Tulsi
Heh
Me too.
Ya’ll just aint gonna get over Tulsi’s tits are you? Could Trump really make her Sec of State? I mean a commie Sec of State, but with tits, The best tits. Best Sec of State with the best tits.
*Lights the Q signal*
The classiest tits.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Dumps Pence and runs with Kanye.
Right after he de-schedules weed and announces that Tulsi’s tits are gonna pull all the troops out of the Middle East?
Trump/Kanye 2020, we got the weed, the peace, and the tits!
I’m going to need more popcorn.
I’m pretty sure that’s gonna horrify some 80 year old women voters in FL, but I’m a vote for that.
Condi or GTFO!
The SPAM candidate?
MOAR SPACE HAT!
So you would like to know moar?
I’m here all day.
The only good commie is a dead commie.
*Hands General Rhywun an AK*
#Bringbacon&bourbon
Tell you what–I’ll take a Valmet, or, a Sig 556xi, or, a FNFAL.
OK, maybe an AK clone from some country that was capitalistic before the USSR went kaput.
/no, not Norinco!
The Breakfast Ticket: Corn pop/Bacon.
Dementia/Cunte ticket.
Jo/Ho
ha!
Pigs in a blanket, elect’em like Reagan.
Poor Boston and Carolina.
What happened to Carolina?
They’re in a bubble waiting for the first game to finish.
Don’t usually have much sympathy for the referees. Heck, I’m usually pretty hostile towards them. But good lord, these poor guys don’t get line changes…
Well shit. The greater Cleveland area has its first brewery announce they’re closing. Brim Kitchen (Willoughby, OH) has its last day on August 16th, they opened in 2017.
Shit.
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheScoop_US/status/1293291173272891393
The Dem idiots cannot control the monsters they create.
Strange, I could swear that I heard a few people around here predicting that, well years ago.
They don’t care to control them right now, after, they get a surprise when they still cannot control them.
Distancing the movement from a grifter like Jesse Jackson, good move.
Distancing the movement from a grifter like Jesse Jackson because he isn’t as crazy as you, uh…
#Biden/Harris2020
Wanted moar gubmint…well, choke on it.
Ooooh–sorry (not sorry)!
I was going to start a Zoomchat at 9 ET, if anyone cares, click on the chat.
Meeting ID: 462 953 0043
Passcode: 3uKnka
Oops. https://us04web.zoom.us/j/4629530043?pwd=Zkh5ekJGcFIxSmFaWGdXMjdGbW9iUT09
I’m not putting a shirt back on on a weekday. Not to mention I am in bed in an hour. Woke up at 2 this morning so today kicked my ass.
I’m still up since this time yesterday, but then again I have the night off and was surprised to find out the cartoon was being published the same day I uploaded it.
It was just too timely. It had to go up tonight, after I heard the rumors of an announcement happening today.
Thanks, I actually waited this long to see if I could crest the wave with some actual reference to the pick, but decided to just run with this joke instead of waiting, it timed itself well.
?
I’ve heard no such thing.
/playing Skyrm all afternoon
You have a bunch of sex mods for it right? /lonely in cheeseland
It’s even sadder than that.
I’m 5 achievements away from 100%
I played it using a 360 controller on PC, but the shoulder buttons (needed in that configuration for Dragon Shouts) were shitty, so I gave up on the final boss. I got a newer controller since then, maybe I should finally finish it.
Controllers hurt my hands to work with, so I avoid them.
Skyrim is one of the few games that I’ve ever 100%-ed the achievements. I enjoyed the heck out of it, and when I’m done with a game and sitting at 95% complete and the other 5% aren’t some stupid inane BS I’m tempted to go for it.
One of the ones I had been missing until recently was ‘shoot the sun with a magic arrow’.
You wouldn’t think that would be so hard, but it’s always snowing or raining in Skyrim, and finding the sun to shoot it was difficult.
It’s been ages since I’ve played, and though I do remember this being generally true I’m pretty sure there are parts of the map (such as the hot springs) that are usually sunny. Of course, once you’ve cleared an area of the map of quests you generally fast travel past it from then on, so it could be easy to miss.
When it first came out, I used the hell out of the glitches/whatever that let you compound stats on potions that then compounded stats on forged items.
Weapons doing over a billion per hit was teh AWESOME!
CPRM – there was a short chat on chat about H&H, and the general agreement was that this edition was top shelf.
Come on dude, give us your best Putin. Is there a bear round there you can catch and ride in there?
#meneither
Who asked you to? Also, this is probably a 40 minute chat, since I’m too cheap to pay for the full version.
Oops. P Brooks’ed it.
Broketard is going full commando again anyway, right?
Next time BP. Have a good night!
It’s okay. 40 minute time frame just closed me out.
I think I have officially voiced more hats than any voice actor in history.
Well, you wear multiple hats with these productions, so, it’s only natural.
On the Patreon thingie, how do I make it so my Glibs name shows, not my real name?
OMG take my money
Not sure about on Patreon itself, but I ask all Patrons how they want to be credited, and then I insult them in the credits.
Yeah, I was thinking there was, like, a place to put a note or something. I’ll just submit the payment and send my assassins after you if I see my real name 🙂
Another glib signed up today as well, and messaged me out right how he wanted to be credited, but I messaged you to check as well. I got no idea how how the front-end works, I just make cartoons and insult people.
BRAVO! Far beyond good, A true tour de Force!
A Magnum Force, if you will.
Plus points for the Starship Troopers (the movie) reference. Loved it, as always.
Oo, a Lady!
Mojo was hoping you were dead yesterday in the morning links.
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Well done, especially with the “The younger the better” cut. Smooth. Now I’m curious where that audio came from.
I didn’t know i’d be asked to cite my sources.
It’s some where in this video. Trump was talking about how kids are ‘immune’; so right there you can see how different my cartoon brain works from what was reported and clipped by the MSM.
Oh. Thought it might be older. A Weiner reference or something.
Only a square thinks of context. I can make anything soundbite sound dirty.
Yup. That’s the money shot.
As expected, Portland’s newly elected D.A. is giving a pass to the antifa criminals.
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2020/08/hundreds-of-portland-protesters-will-see-their-criminal-cases-dropped-as-da-announces-plan-to-recognize-the-right-to-speak.html
Right to speak with violence.
Am I a bad person because I hope my ultra-prog friends that live there get driven out and turned into basic bitch NIMBYs?
I would hope they would string the DA up along with his antifa friends.
You’re probably a bad person, but not for that reason.
/fellow bad person
Meh, sounds like they are letting off the people they don’t have evidence of violence or theft against, which I would imagine is how it should be*.
His prosecutors won’t pursue demonstrators accused of interfering with police, disorderly conduct, criminal trespass, escape or harassment if the allegations don’t involve “deliberate’’ property damage, theft or force against another person or threats of force
*I’ll need more clarification on what criminal trespass is but other than that I’m good with this.
Meh, bullshit. They intentionally undercharge out of policy and/or expediency to just get cuffs on the rioters and stop the nightly riots. Then the judges and now DA release them the next day to go right back again.
The numbers get arrested is a handful of the dozens actively committing crimes and the hundreds aiding and abetting the criminal acts.
If they are cuffing people out of expediency and they don’t have any evidence against them, those people should walk. Unless your working theory is that better 10 innocent protesters go to jail rather than one rioter go free, or maybe that there are no innocent protesters. Which also throws the idea of innocent until proven guilty out the window, but who needs ideals anyway?
I’m fine with them going to court and letting the prosecution prove the cases. I’m not ok with wholesale dismissal of charges because crimes committed by antifa are NBD.
And no, there are no legitimate protesters at those criminal riots. It’s criminal activity for the purpose of criminal activity. I’m not a court and I don’t have to give criminals the benefit of the doubt. I also hold no power to punish them under the law.
Of course you don’t, but we were talking about what the courts should or shouldn’t do. Did they declare martial law or some other such thing where everyone is breaking the law simply by being there? (not that I think that’s necessarily kosher either but at least it would be a basis for violating peoples right to gambol) If not, simply being near other people breaking the law doesn’t give the state the right to detain and prosecute you.
should be …other people who are breaking the law…
Who charges them?
The DA’s people, who takes orders from her.
I am quite willing to believe they are deliberately undercharged to set this up.
Thousands of felonies are committed every night, and she is releasing some of the perps. We know she favors their cause ,so this isn’t some strict sense of due process and fairness at work.
https://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/164.245
Basically it’s burglary without the element of attempting to commit an additional crime.
One of the concerns I have is those big green lasers they’ve been slinging all over the place. I think those should be treated as felony assault. Blinding people is not disorderly conduct.
And pointing a laser point, regardless of intent to harm someone, is a specific crime under state law. Yet none of them are being charged.
(Yes, agree that if the prosecutors can prove harm or intent to harm, then an assault charge would also be appropriate.)
Yeah, the fix is in.
His prosecutors won’t pursue demonstrators accused of interfering with police, disorderly conduct, criminal trespass, escape or harassment if the allegations don’t involve “deliberate’’ property damage, theft or force against another person or threats of force, Schmidt said.
“Deliberate”.
Sounds like a hole you can drive a truck through.
OK, we got Kamala. At least I could make this.
https://i.imgflip.com/4b69ri.jpg
Spit take gif
There’s only one problem – with a contextomy, there’s no way to figure out who is suppoed to have been photoshopped into robocop.
Ask Willy Brown. He’ll recognize the mouth.
Also you need to do something with the ROBO part not the COP part, “Robot Person of Color” is a bit of a stretch to get to the “she’s a cop” Joke. Unless your going for an ethnicity joke but that’s an even longer reach one I’m not even getting to be honest..
You guys got it, so that’s what counts. Took me about 2 minutes to make. You want it to be “SLOJOCOP”?
SLOBBOCOP
HOBO HUMPIN SLOBO COP
Everyone’s a critic…
Strange how putting her mouth on Robocop makes his tits look bigger. Either that or you stretched the horizontal.
I would like to know more. Perhaps a Space Force cartoon with Space Hat as the lead.
And another invite for PNW Glibs…meet-up scheduled for Saturday, August 15 at 2 pm at the Big Barn Brewing Company in Mead, WA.
sodium at proton mail dot com
Meh, any Space Force Cartoon I’d make would be filtered through Exo-Squad’s take on Straship Troopers, so like 3 levels of derivative before I even get my comments in.
An artist must follow their passion.
Thanks Baked Penguin; now I have that movie and the episode where Bobby learns to stand up for himself (“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!“) stuck in my head all night.
**** subconscious Mike Judging ****
It took me several hours going back and forth between different eyes to design Space Hat. But I think the blank stare was the right call.
Glad to see that Joey is being responsible. Everybody his age needs a living will.
Hitting close to home.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfJa16RXYAESMNn?format=jpg&name=large
Imagine how it feels to make the betht cartoon on the internet, to only get 100 views when a cat with frowny face is a millionaire…
That cat died if it makes you feel any better.
https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w
/holy shit, that was funny
Better to get 100 real laughs than a million fakes ones.
^this, and it was Funny!
I’m sure this is only the beginning.
https://www.infowars.com/best-kamala-harris-vp-memes/
The monopoly board was my fav.
Jimenez didn’t make it. RIP
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trini_Lopez
I liked that movie.
RIP.
SPACE HAT!!!
I needed that, the rest of my evening has been pretty bad.
Putting them on the porch and seeing what the dog licks up.
https://i.imgflip.com/4b6ghy.jpg
I don’t get it?
C’mon, man.
Look, fat, I don’t even know what’s the thing.
Are you asking….?
Yes, I’m asking if you were asking.
He wants to wash her hair.
“Will you do kindly for me the needful thing ?”
Ryan Long, the latest gift,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txJtMaKcs70
This guy gets it.
https://twitter.com/TylerLaRiviere/status/1293325729724280837
I keep waiting to hear him say, “THE PICCOLO PLAYER’S A MOTHERFUCKER!”
So.
Current events have been driving up my blood pressure to such an extent that I’m going to do a detox. To that end, I may not be posting all that much for a little while.
It has absolutely nothing to do with the folks here; sometimes you all are all that keeps me sane. However, the news is such an unending parade of negativity that it’s starting to have a detrimental effect on my life. I’m going to cleanse myself and come back better than ever, though even during that I’ll probably check in from time to time.
I leave you with this for now until we meet again.
http://archive.li/CfcFI/c3d29eb05b00f981df109798e99197f1d24f4f10.jpg
NSFW.
Sorry to see you go 🙁
My blood pressure is great. I drink two fifths of bacardi a week. So maybe not my liver. But I’m totally eutensive.
Leaving on a high note.
I hope the expansion of the Q Continuum goes well.
Godspeed Q, been there and done that,still doing it for the most part, no mainstream news or talk radio. It does a body good.
Fine. Run away. Like a bitch. We don’t your titty links, anyway. Go! Go home! *throws rock at Q* GO! YOU AREN’T WANTED HERE!
Dude, Time to STFU! really, give it a rest
Yu–I saw your comment from earlier that Tox is busy.
Should the Blade Runner discs thing come up, I am still interested, and should be here whenever she’s no longer busy.
I’m chatting now, I’ll let her know, she is interested BTW
Outstanding! No rush on my side.
It’s just a schtick. B’s heartbroken. ?
You finding his shtick adorable is probably the last thing he wants to hear.
Ixnay on the ategy-stray……
See, I can be sincerely complimentary and utterly obnoxious at the same time.
That’s….what, the inverse of the topless dancer M.O.
Not “Mo”–just….aww, hell; you know what I mean.
Sincerely obnoxious and utterly complementary?
::thinks about it::
Hmmm…..Yeah, that does sound familiar.
I don’t get his humor either (well, I get it I just don’t find it humorous, so to speak) but as a purveyor of nonsense myself I’d never presume to tell someone else to STFU. Use the scroll wheel, that’s what it’s there for, that and the impostors posts.
Sometimes he hits it. Other times it’s over reliance on formula. We need to push him to become the elite asshole that we now he can be.
No, we don’t. We don’t AT. ALL.
Imagine it’s happening in a world you’re just observing and not part of. It’s how I handled being high AF while riding in the backseat of a 5L Mustang going 80 down the allies of downtown Denver. “This coked up Russian gangster can drive like a MFer.”
Fuuuuuuuuck that noise! This big boi can’t even, right now.
When did “boi” become a thing? Before or after “become a thing” became a thing?
1975?
Maybe 1992, for more accuracy…
Hey Q, I feel you pain man. I quit drinking a little over a week ago, and now all I want to do is eat and sleep. Especially… well both. But my BP is down a little now.
Well done, CPRM! Content and video quality jut keep getting better.
This. Also, SPACE HAT!!!
Shit, I think I just drank a half bottle of rum. Whatever, fuck it.
lol, I just checked Facebook and it looks like all the Berniebros are super pissed about Kamala.
Same on twitter. “Kamala is a cop” basically.
Do you know more than half the people I followed on twitter have been banned? Sad really. I’ll spill out some if I were drinking a forty.
FINALLY back online. So my city got hit with hurricane like winds from a thunderstorm Monday afternoon. The kicker? I live in Iowa. Now, my county and the one next to it are 95% without power. I had to drive 50 miles north to stay with my mom so I can work. Estimates are 3-7 days before we get power back. The city is nothing but downed trees and powerlines. Every single house in our neighborhood lost at least one tree. Either they were uprooted, or snapped in half at the base. Never seen anything like it here.
Yikes! Sorry 🙁
Thanks.
Is your home intact?
Mostly. Some roof damage, and a couple leaky windows, but nothing major. We got lucky, a couple houses in our neighborhood are a total loss. I can’t even imagine what that must be like.
Very strange. I was reading your post just as our weatherman was talking about it.
Damn. That hurricane had some legs.
House is fine, just some minor roof damage, thanks for asking. Never seen 100mph winds here before. I was at home with my 12 year old while it was happening, and it sounded like the whole house was going to lift off. A particularly unbelievable note: We own 3 vehicles (2 are mine, the other belongs to the missus), all were outside during the storm, no damage to any of them.
It sounds like the storm knew who NOT to screw with.
Best animation this month, man!
Also, top notch Team America reference.
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1293354882859245569
WTFLOLOLL
How does Kamala have a resume that suggests she’s ready to be president? She’s been a senator for, what one term and before that AG of California.
Sounds like an Obama Resume.
That’s the ridiculous point of the US presidency: Nobody is or possibly could be qualified to have that much power.
Bring back the Cursus Honorum.
In yer face!!
https://twitter.com/moeguns_derrick/status/1293310231863320578
Que?
That ought to put to rest the lefty, candy-ass bullshit of guns = penis!
Aus-tralia–FUCK YEAH!
That video is too perfect. White, male cop manhandling tiny girl for not doing what the state says is healthy. This is what medical tyranny looks like.
Boy, that nation of convicts sure got their L&O on, didn’t they?
If she obeyed this would not have happened
Sheep still get slaughtered, though.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/gunman-kicks-down-door-charges-at-homeowner-whos-also-armed-it-doesnt-end-well-for-gunman
When you set out to kill your estranged wife, by breaking into another family’s house, exchange gunfire with one of them, run out (like the bitch you are), and then go back for seconds?
You deserve a lead dinner.
Pushing 100F with 60% humidity and I’m seeing old farts with walkers trudging along while wearing masks. Theater of the absurd.
That would put me down, and I’m healthy, Damn!
The only thing that kills people in 2020 are silence and Covid.
Invoicing all night, Yuck, but billing equals money, I just want to do the work, I hate paperwork…………
Well, hell yeah–if you liked paperwork, you’d have been an accountant, or…..paper mill operator(?)
Fed Chairman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGskWZCuCXI
Scrooge?
I have to Account, I know how, but, GHaa! I miss the Wife right about now, i could dictate to her, I need help, and certain Girls who want to come out are afraid,
ah well…….
They’re over on the Discord…
/Sorry! Sorry!
Someone more specific,
Yeah…..I was just making a joke only I would get, at the expense of some of our cousins. I be like that, sometimes.
You know,shhhhhhh,
Straff, I get caught up watching vids with all these cool Japanese products and I have noticed an obsession with ways of hanging clothes inside to dry. Are dryers scarce there?
Most people have a dryer, but like Epstein, they prefer to hang. Clothes last longer and it’s probably just a tradition.
Mo, check this, my Dryer broke 6 months ago, and I never changed the motor, I hang my clothes up inside to dry them, it works!
Right? He’ll, in summer the laundry dries faster if I hang it.
I just noticed there are A LOT of creative products to hang dry clothes inside. It’s cute.
Space is at a premium. We vacuum pack our out of season clothes, extra futons, blankets, pillows.
I always air-dry my shirts, to prevent the dreaded shrinkage. But, they gotta air fluff-dry for a while afterwards.
I’m not a barbarian, you know.
OOOh, Fluffy!
Dang skippy.
Been about six years for me and I have noticed the longevity of clothes increased, I have five year old work shirts that still look like new ( they are stained and ripped but the collars and seam don’t seem to fray/break down as quickly)
Shake em and hang them loose, Clean and dry, Cheap too!
Re: tough guys yelling at people in stores for wearing masks (and yes I am equally annoyed by the Karens yelling at people for not wearing masks, but that’s another story) They always seem to be in a convenience store or grocery, as if flaunting the mask orders in the face of some poor cashier or stock boy is the height of civil disobedience. First off, the person likely to suffer from these guys defiance are the store owners who face the fines and secondly the people most affected are the poor managers/clerks that has to deal with this shit. I’ll have respect for these yahoos when they walk into the local cop shop or city hall and refuse to put on a mask or leave, get arrested and fight the man from a jail cell. Calling people sheep and cowards, and pussies, who just want a sixer of Hoegaarden and a bag of Funyuns and don’t want any drama, doesn’t make you a civil rights icon, it makes you an asshole.
And, I’m equally as tired of people conflating stores with public property, thinking they can do whatever they want, because “it’s not illegal/I have the RIGHT!!1ELEVENTY!”
On my property, you have the privileges I extend to you. Just because this place is open to the “public” does not mean it’s public property. Follow my rules, regardless of where they originate, or, GTFO.
I decided the mask hill was not going to be the one I die on. I wear the mask because I don’t want drama.
Yup–I don’t need haranguing with my loaves and fishes.
I agree but even if it was ‘the hill’, is the Circle K the best place to wage that war? That’s what annoys me, I get the anger and the desire to do something about it. But if that’s where your at then do something that actually fights the battle. don’t yell at people who don’t share your outrage, that’s a definite loser in the battle for hearts and minds. Make the powers that be arrest you in a public place where you aren’t just transferring the burden on to someone else. Calmly take the punishment but never accept it as just, state your case forcefully but not hysterically, that would do much more to sway people, at least in my opinion, than being an asshole in a Walmart.
I am agreeing with you on almost every point, except the “sway more people” part. It’s unlikely that anybody who sees is going to have their mind changed towards liberty in this scenario. Of course, it is possible, but, I doubt it. And, really, I would think the point in this is to fight it with a good attorney and back the government off with a court precedent.
It’s not like we’re going to see the current crop of voters rolling back governmental authority (whether or not said authority exists in this realm). There are waaay too many people who absolutely need the government to be doing something about their crisis du jour.
That said, I don’t disagree with the “not being an asshole to the workers and customers”, or, fight it the proper way.
You are probably right. I watched Cool Hand Luke too many times as an impressionable child, I still believe that a guy willing to take a beating for his principles is more likable than the guy who’s willing to give a beating for his.
Agreed! My faith in any random person being willing to re-evaluate their views on government and liberty (due to a rather random incident) is what is really low.
But, the more like-minded people who are willing to share stories like this hypothetical arrest means others could learn and adapt.
I totally agree with you but I’ll bet the “Lucille” scene on that video was pretty sketchy by the time you were through with it 🙂
Is the reverse Karen happening? Videos of that hasn’t penetrated my bubble.
Oh, there are tonnes of videos showing people freaking out over being told the ought/have to wear one. And news stories:
https://www.theblaze.com/news/sesame-street-teen-punched-mask
https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-man-child-spit-mask (sort of….I think)
https://www.theblaze.com/news/man-shoots-at-store-clerk-over-mask-requirement-then-fires-on-seven-police-officers-with-an-ak-47
Etc., etc.,
On the opposite side of the line:
https://www.theblaze.com/news/ready-video-woman-throws-hot-coffee-at-man-who-isnt-wearing-mask-and-then-things-get-bloody
Bitch-ass boi needs to get a new piece; she will get herself killed, and drag whoever’s around her down with her.
I’ve seen a few videos( here’s the one I saw today) not as many as the Karen ones but I’ve also read a more of the “You’re a coward if you wear a mask” post that “your killing People if you don’t” but that could just be selection bias based on my circle of friends and what they send.
In AZ? Bitch is lucky he didn’t get shot.
Going by twitter likes ratios, if you step in a proggie bubble you’ll see thousands of likes for pro mask stuff. Anti mask in my bubble get a lot less.
I’m pro mask (they probably work somewhat), but I’m also against mob rule. The govt for the most part can’t enforce mask wearing and so they launch media blitzes which in turn filter down to their unpaid shock troops-the Karens of the world. Media and pols drive up the emotion and watch us tear each other apart. Media get clicks and pols get a loyal base. It’s an evil game.
Oh, I hear ya*. Until our eyes, or portable instrumentation, allows us to see viral infections AND their transmission vectors, I don’t know how anyone can be convinced if a particular person did or didn’t infect someone.
/I, myself, hate people, but love gatherings.
They should have called it Trader Yusef’s
Heh.
there’s an entire background regarding my name, Joe is the Beginning,
It would be fun to see a store sign, in your honor. Alas, my Photoshop gung fu isn’t up to par.
Hmmm….it’s almost as if the WoD is not worth it.
Can you imagine if this cartel shit was being handled by competent people?
Same goes for some of our govt agencies!
One Aussie military type was tAlking to a US CIA dude about the impressive feats the CIA were accused of by conspiracy theorists. The American CIA dude cynically answered “If only!”
Simply ahvelous,CPRM!
Mmm-hmmm!
/my apologies, M’Lady–couldn’t resist.
I can use the spare mms. I appear to be freshly out.
Speaking of out, back during Toilet Paper shortage of March, I ordered a pack from Costco, even though it was out of stock, and forgot about it.
The multipack finally arrived this week: a dozen miniature toilet paper rolls! They have regular tube size, they’re in new packaging, but only about 1:4 normal number of sheets!
A Facebook friend just posted a pic of the very same thing having arrived at her house.
I don’t know what to do with it but TPing Pelosi’s house seems reasonable.
How about Newsome–he could use plenty of absorbent paper products to mop up all his grease.
/He truly looks slicker’n whale shit in an ice floe
The man screams sleezeball politician, Hollywood central casting couldn’t pick better. And yet he has continued to rise. He made a deal with Kammy that he would get the governor and she would be the senator. Worked out for both of them. I don’t think she will get to play VP though.
Lord, I hope not.
Me too. I know which website will be the most interesting on the first Tuesday in November.
I would like to know more. You keep improving these toons. It could easily get a million hits. You may need to cultivate some relationships with influencers C.
Is the GOP smart enough to dig up Kamala ‘s record for pushing for maximum prison time for nonviolent criminals? Who were overwhelmingly Minority drug offenders. Seems relevant in #BLM days.
On top of that, are they smart enough to package that message effectively?
No, they are the Stupid party.
But hey, at least we will have more Maya Rudolph as Kamala to look forward to.
Oh……joy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1293404417761271808
Always a popular slogan with normal Americans; “it’s racist to shoot back!”
-from the comments. ?
https://mobile.twitter.com/ArtValley818_/status/1293296948586246145
Tulsi. ??
It really is something to watch as team blue sycophants try to spin her prosecutor record. Had a few interactions on Derpbook today. You can predict how it went.
She knows the system. How corrupt it is. So who better to reform it?
/Team Blue
Sorry to hear that Q might go on hiatus for awhile. Truth be known, I’m kinda leaning that way as well. Regular life is catching up fast and although my BP is probably fine I worry about the way that I’ve been reacting to small stuff lately. I don’t want to be the guy who puts his fist through the dry wall. Thirty years clear on that account. I’ve been catching myself swearing just like I did when I worked in the bush. Not Kosher.
Or maybe I have just had a few bad days and need to sack up. I dunno.
Do what’s best for you, of course, but please know that you’d be missed if you absented yourself.
Thanks, GT. I have a history (long buried). I’ll work it out.
“The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in…” Nobody needs that. I think it’s Waters’ best song.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/american-academy-of-pediatrics-number-of-kids-testing-positive-for-covid-19-has-skyrocketed/article_3edfedac-dc1f-11ea-99f4-1bc586fea837.html
FEAR. DOOM.
Gropey Joe shall be our savior.
Why are asymptomatic children being tested?
How it is playing out here: Kid gets sniffles, gets tested. Positive test (not necessarily meaning kid has vid, lots of false positives) Whole class gets tested resulting in no doubt more false positives and a few real positives where the kids are fine. Panic ensues. Everybody sent home.
sniffles are not a symptom. In fact, their absense is a key indicator.
Everybody sent home to be abused by their frazzled Parents that never learned how to raise kids in the first place because Government day-care has been doing their jobs for them for the last 75 years.
https://www.nj.com/essex/2020/08/off-duty-cop-helps-catch-carjacker-driving-with-victim-on-the-hood-police-say.html
I love my car, but it’s insured. I dunno if I would take a ride on the hood with a felon behind the wheel.
For Sean – https://youtu.be/oaEM4JYFPfw
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-us-canada-border-cars-covid-19-a9663516.html
OH REALLY?!?!? So much for the “nice Canadian” myth.
Or maybe it’s all those Americans who swore they’d leave the country when Trump was elected.
That’s the ticket! No, people everywhere are tribal assholes and Canadian nice is even more passive-aggressive than Minnesota nice. We’re cuntes and cods, just like everywhere else.
“…according to the New York Times…”
Sounds legit
Wow. *lights the OMWC signal*
Music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW28YKqdxe0
The girls are always pretty and the music is always execrable. I’m torn as I should be by four wild horses.