Wednesday Morning Links

by | Aug 12, 2020 | Daily Links | 582 comments

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a beautiful morning it is for everyone but Sloopy who is inconsolable.

 

Time for a pig roast.

 

An update on the Flynn case.

 

Zero is better.

 

Despite uptick, TSA traffic is down 70% from a year ago.

 

Casino fined for allowing church service. Real life is becoming crazier than anything satirists could dream up.

 

In addition to Amazon, grocery stores might also be taking over dead malls.

 

That is all I got got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

About The Author

Banjos

Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

582 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Banjos.

    I give up. I left the oven on overnight. I’ve been making too many stupid mistakes of late.

    • invisible finger

      You know who else left ovens on all night?

      • AlexinCT

        In what country?

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t have twenty-four hour bakeries in CT?

      • AlexinCT

        I was thinking you were referring to the ones in some European country from back some 75 years ago or so…

    • ChipsnSalsa

      Sounds like you got Vid.

      • AlexinCT

        Is that a dig on poor UCS by implying he is afflicted like Stupid Joe Biden?

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

    • Sean

      What did you make prior to the mistake?

      • UnCivilServant

        roast beef. (pre-marinated off-cuts)

      • Festus' Mustache

        Cuomo’s gonna have you un-personed for that, Comrade.

    • Rhywun

      My current stovetop operates in reverse from every other one I have had: turning it all the way “up” results in a minimum flame.

      I have left that damn thing at minimum way too many times. Not overnight, though 🙂

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s the way every gas stovetop I’ve ever had works. You need the higher gas flow for the automatic ignition to work reliably, so it’s closest to the off position.

      • PieInTheSky

        Most stoves round these parts work that way. To get a consistent small flame you turn it all the way to the end. The middle is the highest flame. But you can get a small flame at beginning and I always did that. But I would default think it works this way. Would bee surprised if high flame was at the end.

      • Festus' Mustache

        We have one like that. Hold the dial at max until the floof. Turn it past max to douse the flame. Seems counter-intuitive. Burners left on a few times before we got our heads out.

    • The Other Kevin

      You’re still way more mentally competent than Joe Biden.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Time for a pig roast. – finally the anticipation was killing me

  3. Nephilium

    Who’s going to take over the dead grocery stores? Malls?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Killer Derby.

      • The Other Kevin

        Sadly no. Roller derby has been one of the worst sports in regard to covid reaction. Their guidelines to play include “zero” cases in a geographic area.

      • UnCivilServant

        Guidelines?

        Ignore the self-proclaimed dictators, open your own derby in the abandoned grocery stores.

      • UnCivilServant

        To be fair, the mall wasn’t dead at the time.

      • Rhywun

        That is true.

        I used to buy junk food there after school all the time. Because the bus station I had to transfer at was also in the mall.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Former mall-rat has a (:-(

      • Hyperion

        Well, when Wookie becomes president in 2024, she’s going to fix that junk food problem.

    • Hyperion

      Mall Disc Golf!

  4. PieInTheSky

    Zero is better. – Move them all to Romania. We could use the money. Also we have good beer, good wine, specialty coffee, prostitutes. It is safe, generally speaking. The soldiers will have a good time.

    • Banjos

      Sounds like a vampire trap.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Don’t drink the wine.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Shouldn’t that have been phrased with a pause in it?

        “Don’t drink … the wine”

    • Nephilium

      Don’t you want them back in the US so they can buy new cars on 72 month 0% interest loans?

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean if they are tesla sure

      • Hyperion

        Soldier: ‘Yeah, I have a Purple Heart.’

        ‘What happened, IED in Afghanistan?

        ‘Nope, my Tesla blew up.’

      • UnCivilServant

        The Purple Heart is awarded to any member of the Armed Forces of the United States who, while serving under competent authority in any capacity with one of the U.S. Armed Services after April 5, 1917, has been wounded or killed

        a) in any action against an enemy of the United States;

        b) in any action with an opposing armed force of a foreign country in which the Armed Forces of the United States are or have been engaged;

        c) while serving with friendly foreign forces engaged in an armed conflict against an opposing armed force in which the United States is not a belligerent party;

        d) as a result of an act of any such enemy or opposing armed forces; or

        e) as a result of an act of any hostile foreign force.

      • Hyperion

        I have 2 of them on the wall in a frame in my den. My grandfather got those in WW2 and the Korean war. Got blown up in a tank for one of them. Dude had 9 lives.

      • l0b0t

        There was an NCO in my unit who badgered DOD for years until they finally relented and gave him a Purple Heart for breaking his arm in some freak accident, that was nearby where some Egyptian troops were engaging PLO smugglers, while deployed on Operation Bright Star in the 1980s. IIRC, the ferry he was riding did an emergency stop due to the gunfight, and he broke his arm when lurched from his seat.

    • leon

      You think the American government just hands out money?

      • DOOMco

        Wait, is that not a thing?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well they did randomly give me money earlier this year.

      • PieInTheSky

        I can take it off your hands

      • UnCivilServant

        I would have to verify your identity in person, and I’m nto travelling.

        So unless you get here, I’m not even going to think about that.

      • Cancelled

        Pie, you have just received proof that you are popular. The most curmudgeonly hermit on a website of people so curmudgeonly and anti social that they couldn’t stand a libertarian website, just offered you a bribe to come visit.

      • UnCivilServant

        Addendum – previous statements to not represent a contractual agreement to pay any funds.

    • Tejicano

      This is one of the reasons I sometimes pity the current generation in uniform.

      For generations up through mine when you served in the US military they sent you places like France, Italy, The Philippines, Japan, Germany, Korea, Thailand – places where they knew how to drink and party. Booze, companionship, good food, and music were cheap and filled up whatever spare time you got.

      Today they get sent places where drinking is generally illegal, the music could drive you crazy if you listen too much, and companionship is either a guy named Abdul or farm animals. Even the food is hit and miss. No wonder they mostly stay in their rooms playing video games.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Okinawa was basically a leper colony where Marines could be stationed without terrorizing decent Japanese folks.

        Yeah, I’m with you TJ. Being stationed overseas was a blast for me. I didn’t have a girlfriend or wife in the states, so it was a year of fun over there. I would have easily extended at least another year if they hadn’t forced me to go back to NAS Memphis.

      • Fourscore

        I kept volunteering for overseas, a couple times was turned down but Germany, France, Spain and Viet Nam listened for 10 years.

        Cheap booze and other entertainments were available for those interested

      • Fourscore

        I volunteered for Korea, ended up in Germany instead. Army works in mysterious ways.

      • Tejicano

        I guy I knew in grad school had done his mission for the LDS on a tiny island off the north side of Japan. 2 years (in the early 80’s) were he and his LDS partner(s?) were the only round-eyes they’d ever seen. Totally fluent in Japanese after that. He enlisted into the Army after that and the Army sent him to DLI (language school) for Korean. Go figure…

  5. invisible finger

    Michael Flynn needs to show up to a Portland riot. Easiest way to get a case dropped.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Michael Flynn needs to show up “brandishing” an M-2 on the back of a WWII era Jeep. Two birds, one stone.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Modulating the frequency?

    One of the biggest questions amid the COVID-19 pandemic has been why does the virus kill some people and leave others without any detectable symptoms. Now, six months into the pandemic, we’re finally getting some answers. According to Anthony Fauci, MD, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), if you’re someone who’s known to get the common cold year after year, you could have some protection against the novel coronavirus, thanks to the T cells in your immune system.

    “If you look at [your immune system] metaphorically as an army with different levels of defense, the antibodies prevent the virus from getting in. So that’s kind of like the first line of defense,” Fauci told McClatchy in a recent interview. “For those viruses that do escape and infect some cells, the T cells come in and kill the cells that are infected or block them.”

    Fauci said much of the research on COVID has been “focusing very exclusively on the antibody test,” but, he said, T cells are an “equally important component of the immune system.”

    Don’t tell me they have decided to throttle back the panic machine. That would be crazy.

    • invisible finger

      “One of the biggest questions…”

      …among idiots.

      Dosage (incl. viral load) is apparently an esoteric concept to the functional illiterates that call themselves journalists.

      • juris imprudent

        If they had been capable of passing a more demanding major, why would they get a degree in journalism?

      • Festus' Mustache

        So Faucci just pulled some new fresh crap out of his ass that will alarm, confuse and dismay the Public even more. This is even better than the Aids panic if you were a Puritan or so inclined.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Dosage, viral load, blood type, preexisting conditions, age, general health, smoking/vaping or not, lifestyle, diet, et freaking cetera

      • Pope Jimbo

        Isn’t there some evidence that smoking might actually help prevent you from catching the Rona? I thought some study in France had shown a weak link?

        Think of the heads exploding if smoking was an effective prophylactic.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I think it was more nicotine consumption but I haven’t followed up with research on that. Smoking might cut down your chances of contracting it but if you do it ain’t good.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Smoking was once considered healthy. At a time before modern medicine and a life expectancy of about 50 it probably was healthy, because you were unlikely to live long enough to get cancer.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      My sister’s friend’s husband is a virologist at a major hospital here and they’re screaming the world will end in the fall. They claim the media isn’t reporting the dark side. He’s saying people discharged come back with organ problems later. I’ve been hearing this but don’t know the frequency of it.

      I’m trying to get to the bottom of how this doesn’t seem to square with: Oxford virologists I listen to who seem to think it’s not as bad as being portrayed and, obviously, the statistics.

      Treatments known to work. In fact, I’m not entirely sure why they’re not moving from this destructive ‘suppression theory’ to one of treatment.

      We also have to get off this ‘wave’ thing. A virus CIRCULATES constantly. All a lock down did was delay the process. This constant comparison to the Spanish flu is misleading. For one thing, it was influenza and second happened 00 yeas ago. The theory of ‘waves’ is moving target. It’s commonly believed when there’s a down tick and then up tick that’s wave but what if it’s just a temporary spike? Seems to me that’s the difference between draconian and normal policy. See Australia and New Zealand where they’ve absolutely lost their minds.

      Hopefully with this T-cells discovery they start to dial it back a little.
      You’e better off comparing it to the common cold.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I wonder whether it’s really caused by the virus or if it’s increased medical scrutiny that reveals preexisting conditions. Maybe both but any major illness has a good possibility of making something that’s already there worse.

      • Tundra

        The medical peeps I know are in full freakout mode.

        Yet they don’t seem to even know the numbers. 80% of the deaths here in LTC. Almost 100% with serious metabolic diseases.

        Maybe one of these fucking ‘experts’ could suggest that people up their metabolic health game to – and I know this sounds crazy – allow their immune system to do what it’s done for a million fucking years!

        Maddening.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Up their metabolism?

        But how, the gyms are all running at reduced capacity and the fear mongers have convinced people like my wife that gyms are hotbeds of Rona transmission.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I find this preposterously unacceptable if they can’t contextualize the data.

        No wonder then they’re freaking out. They’re just reacting to what they see in their hospital bubble. It’s a little like staying in a Twitter bubble for politics.

      • hayeksplosives

        This is spot on.

        I don’t watch live TV, but saw some at my sister’s in July.

        Wall to wall panic covid coverage, soothing pSAs, wild speculation..

        My sister’s panic was bolstered by our sister in law’s panic.

        They live in a bubble where covid is a great crisis that threatens humanity’s existence.

        It was fascinating to behold their parallel universe.

      • Rhywun

        All the plague and BLM PSA’s and commercials are driving me up the fucking wall.

        Today’s vote for the absolute worst:

        Dominos supposedly convinced a nice suburban family to plague-LARP as a Domino’s delivery service.

        #staysafe

      • invisible finger

        How long has this guy been a virologist?

        The idea that the media wouldn’t be portraying a dark side is laughable, it’s their stock-in-trade.

    • Rebel Scum

      leave others without any detectable symptoms

      This is how every coronavirus works.

    • Hyperion

      Great, let’s lock down harder to prevent people from getting those T cells. Science!

    • Hyperion

      In the future, we’ll look back and see, we had:

      Millennials

      Gen Z

      The Bubble Gen

  7. Rhywun

    Nevada voters got what they wanted, good and hard.

    😉

    • Drake

      All the assholes who moved from CA to escape the shitstorm they voted for there.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We did but was proud of someone using my idea…hold church at the casino.

    • Chafed

      I wonder if any lessons will be learned.

    • Hyperion

      Why do the gov of IL and the gov of NV look like they have the head of a giant fat hog instead of a human?

      • Hyperion

        If aliens ever invade and start identifying species, they’ll say ‘wait, these 2 aren’t human, they’re of the species ‘Gluttonous Porkchopus’.

  8. Count Potato

    Morning Banjos

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

  9. Festus' Mustache

    Mornin’ Banjos! I lurve me some Bluegrass but I also like me a little Texas Swing – https://youtu.be/Q2GGo-VQDxo Thanks for the music!

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

    • Fourscore

      Son, you are a rather discerning lad, for a North of the Border guy. World needs more Festi.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Don’t you dare dead-name me! It’s Festux!

      • Cancelled

        Isn’t Festi, or Festii the plural?

  10. Rebel Scum

    Hidin’ Biden’s political acumen is astounding.

    “He reportedly clicked well with Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan, but she would not have fulfilled the desire of those who prioritized a candidate of color,” Axelrod wrote for CNN. “Whitmer, a White moderate pick, also would have raised questions among supporters of progressive champion Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, widely viewed after a lifetime of advocacy and a strong campaign for president as a tough, brilliant and capable policymaker. But some also saw Warren as the most polarizing of the potential candidates, who would have been offered by Trump as evidence that the moderate Biden is merely a Trojan Horse for the left.”

    “In the end, Biden seriously considered others but returned to Harris as the ‘do no harm’ candidate, unlikely to thrill or outrage many. She may not seem the most comfortable fit as a governing partner, a quality Biden said he was seeking, but Harris was viewed as the safest pick to win in November,” he continued.

    My opinion is that Team Blue’s best bet would have been Temptress Tulsi and Peculiar Pete. I can only assume they are deliberately throwing this one.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      There’s still that racist rapist thing though.

    • ChipsnSalsa

      Clicked well with Whitmer because her hair smelled great?

      • invisible finger

        I think her pantomime makeup contrasted well with Biden’s orange hue.

    • Banjos

      No, they are genuinely this disconnected from reality.

    • leon

      First the amount of racism in that statement is incredible.

      Second, I can’t believe that they didn’t know this was a big FU to the progressives in the party. They are trying to remake her as a progressive, but it will only work for the people who were inclined to believe anything Biden said anyway.

      • Rhywun

        according to Progressive Punch (“Leading with the Left”), Kamala Harris is the fourth farthest-left of any senator

        She’s remaking herself as a progressive.

      • Overt

        It doesn’t matter. The proggies burning down cities are burning down Blue cities that will go for Biden overwhelmingly anyways. To the extent that communists complain that Biden brought on a “Tough on Crime” lover of cops, that can only help Biden win the center.

    • Rhywun

      Live by the identity politics, die by the identity politics.

    • DOOMco

      It looks like it’s on purpose.

      • straffinrun

        Only because, as Banjos said, they are really that clueless. Or maybe they are right that the electorate is that clueless, too. God help us.

      • AlexinCT

        You unwashed rubes will take what we give you and you will then also tell us you like it good and hard in the ass! Or else…

    • Rufus the Monocled

      ‘Brilliant’. If you mean ‘shameless opportunistic mid-wit’ sure. Why not? Words have little meaning these days. See the ‘racist’ -the New Racist or Neo-racist.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Temptress Tulsi is a whackadoodle but she’s good on minimal foreign interference. She looks good on camera and was easily the most well-spoken of the current crop. War machine go Brrrrrrrr…..

    • Pine_Tree

      I don’t know about deliberately throwing, but they had kinda painted themselves into a corner with pre-defining the biological characteristics of the nominee.

      And now they get to accuse any opposition whatsoever of racism, just like with BHO. I think that the recent kerfuffles may have finally made everybody tired-enough of that, but it’s been their go-to plan forever.

    • Hyperion

      There has to be a dem convention. Some how or other, bad orange man has to goad them into it. I want to see the Bernie Bois riot over Horizontal Harris.

      Also, if the Donerd calls her that, I’ll vote for him twice, no, 3 times.

    • Hyperion

      Space trucking around the web late last night, as I am prone to do, I noted a lot of dems saying that they would have preferred Tulsi. Her name came up as preferred more than anyone, to my surprise. I thought only Glibs like her only for her tits.

      I only saw a few who said ‘OMG, thank God it’s Kamala, my prayers have been answered!’. So you know, those are DU posters. Bernie bros do not appear to like her.

  11. DOOMco

    KAMALA. I can’t stop laughing.

    • Rhywun

      Some lefty gasbag was on Tucker last night berating him for not pronouncing it right. ?

      • Sean

        “comma – la”

      • Hyperion

        I thought is was ‘Camel-uh’. I see a lot of people pronouncing it that way.

      • Festus' Mustache

        It’s hard to pronounce your own name with a dick in your mouth.

      • TARDIS

        I hope Trump calls her that.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        He’s going with Phoney Kamala.

      • Rhywun

        I hope he can do better than that.

      • DOOMco

        Cop Kamala.
        Sleepy Joe and sleeps-with-x (needs work)

        You have a kid sniffer and a truant kid chaser.

      • The Hyperbole

        Yeah, that seems rather weak for him, Didn’t he already use that for Warren a few times?

      • TARDIS

        The Child Abusers

      • Not Adahn

        “Canadian Girlfriend”

      • Cancelled

        You have a kid sniffer and a truant kid chaser.

        She’ll bag ’em Joe’ll tag em.

      • Hyperion

        Horizontal Harris, come on Donnie, you owe us that.

    • robc

      I guess Biden didn’t want the BLM vote.

      • Nephilium

        Come on… who are they going to vote for? Trump?

      • robc

        They can stay home. Or, go burn something down on election day.

      • hayeksplosives

        They don’t care about anything but race. Kamala record has no bearing.

        The left has gone fully open with their racism.

      • Rhywun

        #itshappening

      • Cancelled

        He couldn’t lose the States they live in if he picked Adolf Hitler.

      • Hyperion

        I think they’d actually like Hitler, maybe not as much as Mao or Stalin, he doesn’t have the stats.

      • SugarFree

        Hitler has that Blue State popular “Tough On Jews” policy package.

  12. PieInTheSky

    The Nonconformist
    Over a lifetime of scholarship and public engagement, economist Thomas Sowell has illuminated controversial topics such as race, poverty, and culture.
    Coleman Hughes
    Summer 2020 The Social Order
    Arts and Culture

    https://www.city-journal.org/thomas-sowell-race-poverty-culture

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Sowell is a king among kings. It’s years I listen to him and it’s years the media ignores him. Never saw him, say, on those lame ass mainstream Sunday political shows. Or even, surprisingly, The McLaughlin Group back in the day. I mean, they had a paleo-con like Buchanan on.

      To this day, speaking of which, I’ve yet to hear or read a person as knowledgable of political history as Buchanan. The man is a marvel and machine of facts. I use to love him school Clift. Which wasn’t hard I admit but man was he a fountain of information.

      • Overt

        It is a deep disappointment that Sowell has never been on Rogan’s show. If he did, it might just get a lot of kids pointed in the right (intellectual) direction.

      • KibbledKristen

        I just introduced my Pa to Sowell. He’s inhaling his writing like a starving orphan. Frankly am surprised he wasn’t aware of Sowell previously.

      • Fourscore

        I’m proud of you and your Dad, KK. He raised you right and turnabout is fair play. Tom Sowell and Walt Williams are among the very best.

      • KibbledKristen

        Except he laments my “fuck marriage & children” attitude…he wonders where he went “wrong” HAHAHA.

        He went “wrong” by teaching me to make my own living and that I could do anything I want.

      • Hyperion

        “Except he laments my “fuck marriage & children” attitude”

        Even though I have both of those, you’re not wrong.

      • UnCivilServant

        Actually, fucking children will get you a lengthy prison term you are unlikely to survive.

      • Hyperion

        Uncivil is just full of wisdom today.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Don’t have the time. Bookmarked.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      y’know, for how underappreciated he is, some of his older books are really freaking expensive

      *skips the $850 first edition of race and economics*

    • Surly Knott

      Very nice, thanks. I particularly like the comparison between French-descended & Russian-descended wages.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    SCIENCE!!!!

    Cat butts are good?

    The four-year study determined that painting fake eyes on the butts of cattle could be the future for Botswana farmers, with the tactic proving to be a surprisingly effective way to scare off cow-hungry animal assailants. These animals are massive predators too – think the big cats of Africa: lions, leopards, cheetahs, hyenas – all scared by some fake, and no offence, not all that convincing eyes.

    • PieInTheSky

      Lions need to eat to, though

      • leon

        They should get their own property then.

      • Hyperion

        They had that, but once again, white men screwed them out of it.

    • Fourscore

      Hyenas are cats in drag

      • Festus' Mustache

        “It’s a trap!”

      • Hyperion

        Why does no one love the Hyenas?

        If you say ‘queen’ in Portuguese, it sounds almost exactly like hyena, yet even that is not enough to get the Hyenas some love.

        #AdpotAHyena

        #HyenasNeedLuv2

      • Mojeaux

        I believe it was in A Tale of Two Cities, Dickens likened barristers to lions. Hyenas (solicitors) go out and kill the prey and the lions (barristers) come in and chase them away to eat their kill. It’s the hyenas who do all the work and the lions are the freeloaders. Sydney Carton (the anti-hero) was a barrister.

      • Hyperion

        I haven’t read A Tale of Two Cities since high school. The only Dickens novel I have revisited was Great Expectations a couple of years ago.

        My wife was curious about what I was reading, so then she wanted to read it. The first night, she looks over at me and says ‘Uhh, this is English? I can’t understand any of this!’, lol.

      • Mojeaux

        It was a recurring theme in my Prohibition book. The male protag explains the plot to the female protag who’s having a hard time with it.

        “Your teacher’s going to tell you all sorts of things about the French Revolution and what this means and what that means and yes, themes and symbols and all that, but if you’re reading it to pick those out for a test, you’re not going to like it. But that’s not what the story is about. So I’ll tell you it’s about two cats and a girl. One cat’s rich and nice. The other’s a lawyer and a lout. They’re both in love with her. And the story is which one she picks and why and what happens to the other one. The moral of the story—the theme—is what happens to the other one and how he got there and why he made the decisions he made.”

        My husband said, “If someone had explained it to me like that when I was in high school I would have read it.”

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        you mean that bashing high school kids over the head with rote thematic deconstruction kills their interest in literature?

        *reaches for shocked face*

        Seriously, I had one good literature/English teacher in high school, and I still have a love for Mark Twain because of him.

      • Mojeaux

        Right?!

        Had a section on Romeo & Juliet and nowhere did the teacher point out (Shakespeare R hard) that they were barely legal and thus, stupid. But it was kinda necessary knowledge. I had no idea what she was on about because I assumed they were adults and had a huge tragic misunderstanding.

        All of us were confused as hell, then at the end of the unit, she drops this tidbit.

        Kinda important there, teach.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why are we studying Elizabethan Pop culture?

      • Mojeaux

        Today’s pop culture is tomorrow’s great art (whether it deserves to be or not).

        I saw a special on performing Shakespeare with the original pronunciations. Many more puns were unearthed.

        And it rhymed better.

        Me, I like Marlowe.

      • Cancelled

        Because Marlowe is harder for mush heads to understand.

    • AlexinCT

      I find this whole thing to be somekindofphobic. It is denying those that like to come on from behind their rights! WTF???

  14. The Late P Brooks

    I have Bloomberg News droning in the background. A little while ago, somebody said market futures are up because Biden did not pick Warren.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Was it the eagles flying overhead or what they opined from the sheep’s entrails?

    • Hyperion

      Most of the top brass dem masters decided a long time ago that Warren gave Biden the best chance to win. But being woke is more important to them than winning. That’s why the markets are up, they’re throwing the race.

  15. Pope Jimbo

    No joy in Mudville this morning. Mighty Antone Melton-Meaux has struck out.

    Ilhan Omar won the primary by about 18% yesterday. I’m stunned that it was that high. I thought she was in for a much closer race. Omar ended up with 57% of the vote.

    • Tundra

      More results.

      Is it me, or do the DFL vote totals seem a little high?

      • Fourscore

        Lacy Johnson got a higher percentage of votes than Omar, thereby I declare Lacy the winner in District 5.

      • juris imprudent

        She gets as many or more votes as were cast for all candidates in other districts? Hmm, that does seem – unusual.

      • Hyperion

        How many mail in ballots were there?

      • UnCivilServant

        Six times the number of voters?

      • Hyperion

        Sounds legit.

    • Rhywun

      Even with the machine behind her it’s amazing someone so obviously corrupt just sails through. SMDH.

      • TARDIS

        Commies want to burn everything down, so they need the most vile leaders they can get. She is nearly perfect for the job.

      • Rhywun

        My GOP critter had to resign because a restaurant he owned was paying illegals under the table. In a city that wants to fine people for calling them “illegals” and where every single restaurant does the exact same thing.

        Meanwhile, she launders far more money over to her third husband and nobody bats an eyelash.

  16. DOOMco

    Is sloop ok without Ohio State football?

    • Festus' Mustache

      He’s got a cluster of comfort happening right now. Woe unto his business rivals come the morn.

  17. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    You are quite literally the only thing good on the interwebz this morning.

    Well, you and the Salty Dog Blues.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

      • Tundra

        OK. Banjos, SDB and that.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    More panic, please

    Earlier this summer, students at the University of Virginia packed bars, rental houses, apartments and fraternity houses as part of Midsummers, a party and reunion tradition of students.

    Watching the surge in large gatherings on social media and hearing from concerned residents prompted Charlottesville Mayor Nikuyah Walker to call UVA’s plan to bring students back to campus a “recipe for disaster.” At a virtual press conference, Walker said local officials had little power to control student behavior and that their only option would be to work with the university president and Gov. Ralph Northam.

    “I, for one, do not understand why the students are coming back into the community from all over the globe and why we would take that chance,” Walker said. She said she was worried that once the students come and then leave, the city will be left “cleaning up the fallout.”

    The university ended up delaying undergraduate in-person instruction and residence hall move-in dates by two weeks and scolded students for their recklessness. “If such behavior continues, we will not make it long into the fall semester before a significant outbreak occurs and we then need to send students home,” Dean of Students Allen Groves wrote in a letter to students. “That’s the self-interested motivation to do better.”

    Bodies piled in the street. Carrion eaters roaming freely. Buzzards thick as starlings. We cannot risk it!

    • Ted S.

      I assume she’s standing on top of the pile of dead bodies of Liberty U. students.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Sky as black as night, the “summer that ne’er was”… Oh wait, we’ve already got that. High temp yesterday was 55 degrees astronaut. In August.

      • Rhywun

        We’re finally NOT hitting 90 today. W00t!

        Of course, 100% humidity and thunderstorms but I’ll take it.

      • Hyperion

        Just hitting the 90 here, 71% humidity. It doesn’t feel as hot as it was over the weekend. Well, it isn’t, but it doesn’t feel nearly as hot.

    • R C Dean

      Missing from the article: Any indication that a single person caught the ‘Vid at these parties.

      At a different school:

      “In one of the first weeks students were back on campus, 13 UNC students tested positive for Covid-19, according to UNC’s dashboard of cases on campus. UNC’s first day of classes was Monday.“

      So they didn’t catch it at school (a bit of context mysteriously missing). Also missing: the positivity rate, which if they are testing everyone is likely around 1 in 2 or 3 thousand.

    • Idle Hands

      These people are retarded. The colleges are really perfect settings for achieving herd immunity among the young and mostly invulnerable. It’s such a mind fuck we are still here mentally with no end in sight.

      • Hyperion

        A big part of the strategy of the left is to break apart families, friends, and have everyone at each other’s throat or at least not communicating with each other on a personal level. One’s attention and devotion must be to the state, and the state only.

    • Viking1865

      C-ville is certainly not a sleepy college town that’s totally dependent on the students for funds, but it’s still absolutely staggering that a mayor of a town with a major state university in it is publicly calling for 30,000 wallets to stay out of her jurisdiction this year.

      The Democratic Party is completely divorced from basic economic reality.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Charlottesville is a haven for rich progs who wanted out of DC. They’re wholly divorced from reality in general, not just economically.

      • Idle Hands

        this. Charlottesville used to be what Viking describes maybe 15-25 years ago now the local traffic in that area rivals fucking anywhere in nova.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’m surprised that BLM/Antifa are not trying to #CancelUVA, seeing as it was created by a white slave-owner.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        From my outsider perspective living in NoVa for a while, most people talked about Charlottesville like Carolinian yuppies talked about Asheville or like Texan hipsters talk about Austin.

        “It’s our oasis of culture in a backwards desert of redneck tractor pulls and turkey shoots”

      • Hyperion

        I’d highly suggest visiting Monticello, before these luddites burn it down. There people are every bit as ignorant and backwards as the Taliban.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’ve been twice. It’s neat. Smaller than you think though. I haven’t been to Mt. Vernon, but I don’t really want to venture to that part of the state.

      • Hyperion

        “The Democratic Party is completely divorced from basic economic reality.”

        Well, they aren’t. It’s just that their economic reality is not the same as those of us who value individualism and free markets.

        To them, the state should be the sole owner and arbiter of the economy. Only the state can fairly decide how economic activity is carried out and how the limited resources are distributed in an equitable manner.

        Does that make economic sense? No, but we have to do it because it’s the right thing to do. when all of this strife is gone, we can all be happy in our little gray tiny homes with our equitable rations.

      • Viking1865

        The old machine Democrats understood that there had to be a cow to milk, a goose to collect the golden eggs from.

        Like I said, C-Ville isn’t solely dependent on UVA, but it’s still a big chunk revenue for the city from things like food and alcohol sales, events, concerts. Oh, and if all that student housing is empty, how will landlords pay their property taxes.

        The old Left knew that the sheep had to be alive to sheer it. They just wanted to wet their beak. These new lefties seem to think they can outlaw commerce and they’ll still collect taxes ex nihilio.

      • Hyperion

        I’m sort of starting to see it like this.

        The old guard dems, Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, the people who you are referring to as want to wet their beaks, they are dying off.

        The ones who came after them are just the followers, the new generation of good ol boys in the swamp. Just like the RINOs on the other (same) side, they didn’t want to rock the boat too much, just keep their comfy seats warm.

        Then along came the new generation of radicals and they just rolled right over the old guard while the new guard wannabes stood their in terror.

      • Viking1865

        Ever see The Wire?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-j5XWo1fPI

        The old Democratic Party was funded by and supported by American workingmen. It was built on people who dug coal. Who built cars. Who moved freight on and off ships. Who put up buildings, made roads, grew food. It was a party who’s goals and policies were built around hard, concrete, things. Schools. Healthcare. Old age pensions.

        The new Democratic Party is funded by Big Tech, Big Law, and Hollywood. It’s a party funded by abstract thinkers and creators, and its goals reflect that. Everything is about optics and abstractions.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Dosage (incl. viral load) is apparently an esoteric concept to the functional illiterates that call themselves journalists.

    One germ- one molecule! and you’re a goner.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Germ = Molecule = Mole. My Journalisamiming Degree.

      • Cancelled

        New Study Links Covid to Moles.

  20. leon

    Biden’s promise for a female candidate aside, would Bernie Sanders have been a better pick or worse pick, strategically, for Biden?

    • Festus' Mustache

      No. Bernie Bros are a tiny minority of the coalition. If he’d picked a no-name like that Atlanta Mayor, maybe. He needed Oprah or the Wookie. That’s just the BIPOC ones…

    • straffinrun

      Yes. They ceded all ground on police reform with Kama Kama Kama Kameleon.

      • Festus' Mustache

        ^^^ unloved comment.

      • Hyperion

        But Horizontal is promising abolishing the police. You don’t believe her?

    • Hyperion

      Bernie would have been a way better pick, of course. They aren’t interested in winning, I’m convinced now. They want to appease BLM and keep the riots going.

      • Idle Hands

        I’ve been kind of circling around the idea they aren’t actually interested in winning since they impeached trump in January, they just need someone who won’t be a total drag and have some kind of coattails. They have gone total scorched earth, this mail in ballot scheme and choosing someone who literally brings nothing to the table but negatives is just more evidence. they can fund raise off the fact trump stole the election through fraudulently throwing away mail in ballots and hold endless impeachment hearings and wait for an economic rebound of some kind for 2024. In fairness unseating a sitting president is incredibly hard.

      • Hyperion

        When’s the last time we had a one term POTUS? Well, we both know that, but I’m agreeing with you. Trump voters are extremely motivated. Biden voters are not. And then the Kamala thing. A CA democrat who is unlikable as it gets. They just threw the swing states, for what? To get black women more excited to vote? Harris is not even black. And they pissed off the Bernie bros, and what are black men to think of this harpy and former cop sucker who threw young black men in prison like you’d throw a beer can in your kitchen garbage?

        I think they just want to stir more agitation. Look forward to 4 more years of the same, riots, lockdowns, still better than Biden as president.

      • Mojeaux

        Colorism is a thing in the black community.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Will we be hearing cries of “Oreo!” in response to the Harris pick?

    • Drake

      She’s more of a samosa.

      • Not Adahn

        Crusty on the outside, full of potatoes and peas on the inside?

      • Hyperion

        Full of Willy on the inside.

      • SugarFree

        And all you can really taste is the dipping sauce anyway.

    • Roland of Gilead

      Nope. Incredible curves.

    • Tundra

      Tasty. Thanks!

    • Rhywun

      Needs more SHOUTY

  22. leon

    https://twitter.com/Jorgensen4POTUS/status/1293291018905935876

    She realizes Biden is one of her opponents no?

    I’m done with this “We’ll campaign against the GOP, but not against the Dems” attitude from the last two LP candidates. You should be droping nukes on both of them daily. I’ve entirely soured on the point and purpose of the LP, and think it is entirely doomed to fail. I guess it’s time i write up my article about that.

    • Tundra

      She’s fucking terrible.

      Nice work, LP. You did it again.

    • DOOMco

      I’m 100% convinced the LP is just a Trojan horse.
      Or it’s been skinsuited.

    • DOOMco

      So ladydooms voice is a different woman having a chance a power?

      Isn’t her voice hers? Or her actions? Say, voting?

    • Rhywun

      Way to collectivist, Jo.

    • R C Dean

      When did the LP go with “no enemies on the left”, anyway?

    • Cancelled

      Yeah, I am with you on this. I’m done with them. The Libertarian party is a joke and its existence discredits the philosophy. We need to abandon the libertarian name and start fresh.

    • straffinrun

      Nothing like getting retweeted by Dave.

      *Ducks*

    • Rebel Scum

      Welcome to the Liberaltarian Party.

      I mean great, but Kamala Harris is terrifyingly authoritarian. Perhaps even more than Pence

      Pence is authoritarian?

      • Hyperion

        Pence is going to kidnap Jo and force her to read bible verses.

    • KSuellington

      Wow, that bat really did a number on her.

      Fuck the LP. At this point it is actively working against liberty and the possibility of getting some libertarians in public office.

    • Hyperion

      She sucks, the LP Is a joke, and no one is going to miss that .5% of the vote either way.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    No way out

    A North Carolina dog that died after suffering an “acute illness” earlier this month has tested positive for coronavirus, officials said Monday.

    The death could mark a rare, potentially fatal case of COVID-19 in a pet, though it’s still unclear if there were other underlying conditions that contributed to its death.

    The dog was brought to the NC State Veterinary Hospital in Raleigh on Aug. 3 after showing signs of respiratory distress earlier that day, the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said in a statement.

    The person who brought the animal to the hospital told staff members that a family member had previously tested positive for coronavirus, though a later test returned negative results, the department said.

    Citing patient confidentiality, the department did not provide additional information about the dog or the person who brought it to the hospital.

    We’re doomed.

    DOOOOOOOOMED, I tells ya!

    • invisible finger

      The virus jumped!

      Rectally, prolly.

      • Sean

        I had an employee express concern that extra rolls of toilet paper were left on the toilet tank and that someone may cough onto them.

      • DOOMco

        Someone called us the other day to report a worker not wearing a mask.

        In his van. By himself.

      • Nephilium

        “We’ll make sure to deal with this in an appropriate manner.”

        /puts extra rolls of toilet paper on the employee’s desk in a plastic bag

      • UnCivilServant

        Wait, I can get free toilet paper by complaining stupidly?

      • UnCivilServant

        “If that a concern, I have to worry about what you’re doing with the toilet paper.”

      • Tejicano

        I’d tell the employee that we’re going to send all those rolls of toilet paper to the local clinic to be tested to see if any of them had caught the ‘rona.

    • Sean

      though a later test returned negative results, the department said.

      Huh.

    • invisible finger

      Patient confidentiality FOR A DOG.

  24. Rebel Scum

    The lowest common denominator.

    A county in Virginia is discouraging parents from hiring private tutors for their children while refusing to provide in-person instruction in public schools.

    “While [the Fairfax County Public School system] doesn’t and can’t control these private tutoring groups, we do have concerns that they may widen the gap in educational access and equity for all students,” said a memo from one of the nation’s largest school systems on Friday. Many parents are working together to hire private tutors to teach their children in small groups at home.

    “We have received some requests from parents who would like to cluster groups or pods of students together with a specific teacher. From both a logistical perspective, and in the interest of educational equity, FCPS cannot accommodate such requests,” the memo continued.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Trees was supposed to be some silly 1970s parable in song, not an instruction manual.

    • leon

      And here i thought Kids were our most valuable investment.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As if I needed any more proof that the public school system is a farce and a threat to well-being.

    • Idle Hands

      My main takeaway from that story is the county is worried that all those teachers who bitched and bitched about how unsafe in person school is are going to double dip by homeschooling the kids they were deathly afraid of and to get in front of that story which will appear in wtop in about a month.

      • Viking1865

        My coworker’s grandkids are in a nice affluent public school. They have pooled with a few other families and hired a teacher to tutor. One of the families is paying 10%, the other 3 paying 30% each, the 10% family has a WFH parent and a spare room thats already been set up with desks and supplies and hardwired Internet. So the other parents will drop off or let their kids walk over every morning, and then the teacher will supervise them go through their virtual learning.

        According to my coworker, 14 other teachers at that school have quit, presumably to take up similar arrangements.

      • Idle Hands

        The public schools have no idea what they’ve done. They bitch about how terrible the kids are now, there aren’t going to be any good kids left.

      • KibbledKristen

        I can’t wait for the destruction of the public skooling system! Thank you, COVID!

      • Viking1865

        Yeah, and I’m not bleeding heart, but these are the kids who have affluent parents that can afford to do this and also keep paying their property taxes.

        It’s absolutely infuriating to me that the government is telling poor and middle class parents

        “Keep paying your thousands of dollars in property taxes, but we’re not actually going to take care of your kids all day, feed them, transport them, and entertain them. You get a Zoom call instead. “

    • Rhywun

      (signed)
      Diana Moon Glampers

    • hayeksplosives

      we do have concerns that they may widen the gap in educational access and equity for all students

      Yeah, well, some students have bigger houses, fancier cars, and designer clothes too.

      Money can be exchanged for nice things we like. That’s part of why we strive to earn money.

      • leon

        This is a big thing in leftist education administartor circles. I think it was Minnesota that was going to do no school because doing online school might exclude people who couldn’t reach it.

        We must all be equally deprived, so that equality can be achieved.

      • Cancelled

        And when that doesn’t work because the single largest factor in diverging abilities is nature not nurture we’ll just strip the successful of their rights.

      • l0b0t

        Pikers! NYC ponied up for internet connections to every student house that had none and complimentary iPads for every student and teacher. Also, the City is still providing free school breakfasts and lunches to any minor who shows up to one the schools used as a food center.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    With all this extra hand-washing, we’re going to use up all the water!

  26. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Wall, however, also proposed a middle ground, which a majority of the court might be likely to accept: Remand the case for a ruling on the government’s motion to dismiss, setting a time limit and specifying the appropriate scope of any such hearing, and then reassign the case to avoid the appearance of impropriety Sullivan created by seeking rehearing.

    Four months sounds about right.

    • leon

      The Appeals court is playing a dangerous game if they let Sullivan stay on the case at all. 1) He cannot have standing 2) since they already granted him the hearing, he either has been disqualified by making himself a party to the case. 3) By allowing Sullivan appoint his own special prosecutor (in the guise of an Amicus) and telling him what to investigate and argue, Sullivan has usurped constitutional authority. I don’t know how that is remedied except by a mandamus.

      • R C Dean

        Or impeachment and removal.

    • straffinrun

      I’m not calling you racist, but…

      Yeah, that sentence always is going to imply you’re a racist.

      • leon

        ^^^ This. She did everything but say the words “Joe Biden is a Racist”. And it doesn’t take a person telling you that she called him a racist to be convinced of that. Just have Trump play that clip on a million ads

        And Trump needs to use the clip of Tulsi nuking Harris on stage.

        But my prediction is that the networks will attempt to stop that via frivolous copyright claims.

  27. DOOMco

    Apparently the school wants all of us to get tested today.

    They’ve had us coming into work for months. They already let students move on campus. We’ve already all been in contact.

    *It’s just all so tiresome.jpeg*

    • Drake

      My son gets covid re-opening videos emailed from his school every day. I watched one – it’s ridiculous. Is there a group less likely to get seriously ill from covid and less likely to follow all these stupid rules than 19-year-old college kids?

      Today they announced that anyone using the school gyms has to wear a mask the whole time, which means I have to pay for a private gym membership this semester.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s absurd at best.

        Postponing college football? What the hell for? There is probably not a segment of the population less likely to get seriously ill than a college athlete.

        And do they think the virus will be gone in the spring? What will be different at that point?

      • DOOMco

        At least we dont have to watch usc lose games they should be winning?

        The school is fucked. Fuck, I hope facilities tests positive. Admin has been screwing everyone.

      • robc

        Is there a group less likely to get seriously ill from covid and less likely to follow all these stupid rules than 19-year-old college kids?

        My 4 year old? On both counts.

      • Drake

        Yes – but you haven’t given up supervising that kid full-time.

      • robc

        Are you sure?

  28. mrfamous

    “Casino fined for allowing church service”

    Do all the drinking and gambling you like, but if I see a single one of you praying…

    • straffinrun

      “I was praying only cuz I was splitting 6’s, I swear!”

    • Viking1865

      I know the FYTW clause is in full affect, but this is just such a blatant infringement on multiple basic constitutional rights it stuns me.

      “Police also attempted to stop the event multiple times after it began but were halted by Trump’s legal team who were at the event, according to The Las Vegas Review-Journal.”

      Send lawyers, guns and money.

  29. gbob

    Sorry, everyone. I decided to be more woke.

    My first step is to help as many young women as Willie Brown helped Kamala, no matter how much hard and sweaty work is involved.

    • leon

      You are a monster.

      • TARDIS

        …with a sore penis.

    • Tejicano

      Sounds like some hard work

  30. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: I’m Tired, So Tired, Let’s Face It I’m Pooped!

    I can’t even estimate the many total hours I’ve spent trying to convince the white people in my life, especially the ones I deeply cared for, that they aren’t bad — even if they do benefit from and partake in racism.

    I also wonder how many bad ones I’ve lied to in the process.

    The conversation usually went something like this:

    Me: White people need to stop doing racist things.

    White person: Not all white people are bad.

    Me: Well, not all white people are bad, but all white people need to stop doing racist things.

    White person: But I’m not racist!

    Me: All white people benefit from racism and can be racist. That doesn’t mean you are a bad person, necessarily. But you can be.

    White person: I’m a good person who loves Black people. I’m not racist!

    Me: No one is saying you’re not a good person, but you need to take responsibility for how racism continues to exist. You can be a good person and do that.

    White person: I’m not racist, so why is that my responsibility?

    And back and forth until, almost always, we’d reached an impasse. I was exhausted and they were just as committed to the idea of having nothing to do with racism as before.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “I’m not racist, so why is that my responsibility?”

      Good point, I’m going to have to side with the white person on this one.

      • straffinrun

        Always the right move.

      • Rhywun

        “Be a good little commie and take responsibility for your collective.”

    • Nephilium

      Alternate White person: What am I doing that’s racist you bigot?

    • Idle Hands

      I hate people who are racists, also all white people are racists and that’s okay.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ibram Kendi nods.

    • Viking1865

      “Look, the spider demons are inside your brain. It’s not your fault. But all of you white people have spider demons in your brain.”

    • EvilSheldon

      If I’m not a bad person, then why are we even talking? Go find some bad people to harangue. Or a brick wall, or something.

      • Idle Hands

        The goal is to get an admission of guilt they can use at any time to rhetorically beat you over the head with or cancel you if you even hint of breaking from the thought herd. I file it under It doesn’t hurt to ask. I constantly ask these communists to go jump off bridges.

    • Tejicano

      A: “You need to stop eating toast”

      B: “But I don’t eat toast. I don’t even like bread”

      A: “But somebody is eating toast and you still eat other food so you need to take responsibility for funding the food industry that produces bread which can be toasted”

      B: “You’re starting to make toast sound good”

      • UnCivilServant

        Damn you. I’m trying to cut back on eating.

        And I just finished off my bison/venison ground mix.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Such a martyr.

  31. Drake

    Michael Flynn – must really have some dirt on a lot of people for them to keep dragging this crap out. Will it all get dropped the day after the election, just like all the covid bs?

    • leon

      I doubt it. I think a lot of people like using their power to torture the enemy.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe but maybe they’re just a bunch of hateful bastards that get off on making their perceived enemies suffer.

    • The Hyperbole

      Why would they antagonize a guy with dirt on them? If they succeed he’s got nothing left to lose and no reason to not spill the beans.

      • Not Adahn

        SBBC 2020!

    • straffinrun

      I listened to some of the arguments and to my non lawyer ears it sounded like they were using an irrelevant procedural mistake on Powell’s part to undermine her otherwise solid arguments.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Compassionate justice

    Flanked by more than a dozen community leaders, Multnomah County District Attorney Mike Schmidt announced Tuesday that his office will not pursue cases against most Portland protesters.

    The new policy states that only demonstrators who were involved in “deliberate property damage, theft or force against another person or threats of force” may face charges.

    Schmidt said the prosecution of cases “relating solely to protest activities,” including interfering with police, disorderly conduct, or criminal trespass “have a weak nexus to further criminality.” He also suggested their prosecution unnecessarily siphons crucially needed resources from within the district attorney’s office.

    “We recognize that we undermine public safety, not promote it, if we leverage the force of our criminal justice system against peaceful protesters who are demanding to be heard,” he added.

    ——-

    The rallies in Portland had begun to lose momentum before July. But President Trump’s deployment of federal agents to guard a downtown federal courthouse in early July reinvigorated the demonstrations that often end in violent clashes.

    U.S. Marshals, Border Patrol officers and other federal agents regularly fire tear gas, rubber bullets and other projectiles at crowds that gather in front of the courthouse. In the late hours of the night, demonstrators often rattle a series of temporary gates surrounding the building. They have on several occasions broken through.

    President Cartoon Villain made them do those things. They’re mostly peaceful, absent provocation.

    And all those other people? You know, taxpayers, people who work for a living, people who just want to live their lives in peace? Well, fuck them. They can’t expect to just skate along on their whitey privilege forever.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      “Rallies” began to lose momentum, stated without evidence.

  33. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Help Needed

    My overall gender is masculine, and that probably won’t change. I outwardly act masculine, and anyone who knows me would assume I’m a man through and through. I choose to be a man because it’s what most fits me.

    But, in some ways, I feel very feminine and better identify with women.

    For instance, I see my own body in a very feminine light. My lower body in particular is naturally feminine. For a male, I have slightly wider than average hips, thicker thighs, and a round butt. Anyone who sees me probably doesn’t think I am feminine based on those traits, but it’s enough that I see my body as being feminine. Even my genitals, being male, are feminine to me. I often shave the hair off my body so that it appears even more feminine, though I usually leave some short hair on my upper body to maintain a masculine appearance in public, and to not get asked questions. However, I also wear clothes that are tight fitting and accentuate my more feminine features.

    In some circumstances, I think of myself as if I am a woman, yet I am not inclined to actually behave like or openly identify as one. It’s like I know I’m a male, and I have lots of masculinity, but I have a side of me that’s spiritually feminine, both in terms of my physiology and psychology. I’ve always had way more female friends, both platonic and not, and I suspect it’s because a part of me is able to relate to them.

    Again, I am not interested in openly identifying as a woman, or feminine, but inside I realized I will always recognize a part of me that’s feminine.

    Is there a word for this? I feel like nothing quite fits. Demiandrogyne seems close but doesn’t match because I’m not aiming to be androgynous, nor do I feel androgynous. My behavior is that I identify as a man, outwardly display masculine characteristics, but my inner dialog, my body parts, and my sexuality are more feminine, and that femininity is intended to stay secret. I don’t struggle with the way that I feel. It just is what it is.

    • leon

      They’ve turned personality into Gender, and all went to the Asshole gender.

    • RBS

      ” I have lots of masculinity”

      Oooooooh kaaaaay

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        I keep it with my mojo.

    • KibbledKristen

      I’ve been a tomboy my whole life. I’ve often hated being a woman. But I am a chick, clearly. Never thought of myself any other way. I agree with leon that personality traits are now somehow considered gender.

      And I cringe at the thought of what would have happened to me if I had been born recently to SJW parents.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s abusive and creates little navel-gazing, self-absorbed, narcissistic monsters.

        If my kids were to bring up the gender crap, my response would be “I don’t care. Do something productive and worthwhile if you want my approval. Declaring yourself to be special doesn’t make you special and will not provide you with any self-esteem. That can only be achieved with effort and dedication.”

      • Viking1865

        It horrifies me. I was a kid in the late 90s and early 00s. At that time, the whole message that was being pushed was that boys and girls could like whatever they wanted to like. In the 90s cartoons and kids TV shows, the girls were just as tough and heroic and smart and likely to be the leaders as the boys. Sometimes over done, to the point where all the boys on the show were fucking idiots.

        Think Rocket Power, Boy Meets World, Captain Planet, the Johnny Quest remake, Even Stevens.

        Now it’s been totally reversed stereotypes went from a bad thing to a determinant of your gender. Tomboys are actually transmen. Sensitive boys who don’t like sports are now transwomen. Time to shoot them up with hormones and start chopping bits off.

    • Nephilium

      Wait… bike shorts make me look feminine? I thought they just made me look like an asshole.

      • Count Potato

        Only if you aren’t with a bicycle.

      • Nephilium

        Well, I do walk into breweries or restaurants after riding my bike there. With a jersey and cap on too.

      • Tejicano

        I dunno. When I wear bike shorts there are some bits of my anatomy which are a little more obvious than usual but my asshole isn’t one of them.

    • Idle Hands

      How many lawyers stand to gain truckloads of money from the litigation against the parents, doctors and psychologists this gender cult thing is going to precipitate in the next five years?

    • creech

      Watch for Zardoz’s advice on a “Dear Abby” letter today. Guy is dating a woman who revealed she is transgendered. Abby replies that the woman was “not assigned as a female at birth.” Assigned? Ain’t science denial wonderful?

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm, who exactly is responsible for that “assigning”? Nature doesn’t assign shit.

      • Cancelled

        The man does the assigning via his demon sperm. Women have no say in birth sex, which is VERY PROBLEMATIC!

    • Rhywun

      Is there a word for this?

      “Overeducated”.

  34. Count Potato

    “The “suburban housewife” will be voting for me. They want safety & are thrilled that I ended the long running program where low income housing would invade their neighborhood. Biden would reinstall it, in a bigger form, with Corey Booker in charge!”

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293517514798960640

    Uhhhhhhh……

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      STFU Donny

      • leon

        I’m afraid i cant do that scruffy

      • UnCivilServant

        Open the pod bay doors, Leon.

      • Plisade

        +1 First Blood

    • Drake

      My town went through it – no more development without state-approved “low-income” housing. When the state, town, and developers get into a big brawl, you know the loser is going to be the taxpayers.

      • Fourscore

        Luckily here in Podunkville all housing is low income.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe Trump should go with “Sleepy and Grumpy”. That leaves him five more nicknames for Senate candidates.

    (or just call them all “Dopey”)

  36. Overt

    Regarding Malls- they have a significant problem, in that Anchor stores are needed to bring people into the mall, while also generating significant rent. I just have a hard time seeing how that space gets effectively used by Amazon. If it is a distribution center, people aren’t showing up to shop, but to pick up a package before leaving.

    One of the richest malls in the country is near me, and they just lost their Sears. But they still have a Sax, Nordstroms, Macy’s, to the point that they probably could have the Amazon there, especially if they also provide logistical services to the stores there at the mall. But a lot of malls probably don’t have that luxury.

    I think one of the key things malls could do is turn them into the markets like you see in asia, packed with small booths for cooking or selling tiny things. It may not be what most americans want, but it can be contained inside the big box, and will draw in deal seekers, who then might migrate out to the other shops.

    • Idle Hands

      The fiscal Armageddon in my area is going to come more from the commercial offices than the malls. People will always shop at the brick an motors but yeah you’re future sounds about right.

  37. Overt

    Regarding Malls- they have a significant problem, in that Anchor stores are needed to bring people into the mall, while also generating significant rent. I just have a hard time seeing how that space gets effectively used by Amazon. If it is a distribution center, people aren’t showing up to shop, but to pick up a package before leaving.

    One of the richest malls in the country is near me, and they just lost their Sears. But they still have a Sax, Nordstroms, Macy’s, to the point that they probably could have the Amazon there, especially if they also provide logistical services to the stores there at the mall. But a lot of malls probably don’t have that luxury.

    I think one of the key things malls could do is turn them into the markets like you see in asia, packed with small booths for cooking or selling tiny things. It may not be what most americans want, but it can be contained inside the big box, and will draw in deal seekers, who then might migrate out to the other shops.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The nicest mall building in our area is being turned into a casino.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So a church it is then!

    • Rhywun

      them into the markets like you see in asia, packed with small booths for cooking or selling tiny things

      Some of them are doing exactly that. Especially with more immigrants living in the burbs.

      • juris imprudent

        In your neighborhood – your very own Wuhan wet market!

      • l0b0t

        There is mall out on Lawn Guyland that has a Walmart as the anchor store, and another that has a community college as the entire basement level.

    • Tejicano

      I went to a huge mall in Shanghai last December. It was all but empty of customers. My buddy who lives in Shanghai told me they keep the B&M shops open for customers to check sizes and see the actual merchandise before buying on-line. They don’t expect to make a lot of face-to-face sales but know that the B&M shops keep on-line transactions going.

    • Akira

      I’ve ruminated on what will eventually happen to malls since they seem to be dying off.

      Our local mall is losing the JC Penney; the girlfriend and I were there a few weeks ago to take advantage of the liquidation sale (snagged some nice shirts and a blazer for cheap). Now the only anchor store in that mall is a Dunnom’s Sporting Goods. There used to be a popular movie theater down there, and now they’ve converted it into a hotel with oddly low ceilings.

      The Dan Bell “Dead Mall” series on YouTube is interesting if you’re a weirdo like me who enjoys looking at abandoned or nearly-abandoned things.

  38. leon

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/us/trump-vs-biden-top-battleground-states-2020-vs-2016/

    I’ve started following this graph/ set of polls. The 2020 differental vs 2016 differental has flipped into Trumps direction for the first time since June. In short, Trump is polling better against Biden than he was against Hillary at the same time in 2016.

    How relevant that is may be up for debate, but i find it a good data point to look at. Also I don’t know how much of this is just driven by the fact that Hillary seemed to get a much larger boost from the convention than Biden is at this time. We’ll have to wait and see what effects Kamala has on this.

  39. KibbledKristen

    Good morning Banjos. Good morning all.

    I’m in a high anxiety state as I just dropped the 17-year-old at the vet.

    • straffinrun

      Awfully young to be a vet. Doggie Hauser? 😉 Hope the kitty is ok.

  40. Shpip

    Well, the Head Ball Coach weighed in on the footbaw season. As usual, he ain’t wrong.

    • leon

      At least this year i won’t have to watch Utah do really well agasint the piss poor teams of the PAC-12 south, and then get stomped on by Washington or Oregon.

  41. Apples and Knives

    “Despite uptick, TSA traffic is down 70% from a year ago.”

    So, for some macabre reason, I like to watch those Air Disaster type shows. I was watching one last night where the issue was an airline had been losing money for a while, had to make cutbacks (including mechanics) and eventually OOPS! a wing falls off.

    I’m not in the airline industry and don’t know much about it, but my first thought on seeing that and knowing what’s going on now was, “uh-oh.”

  42. Plisade

    Are any of you on Parler? I just joined and am liking it.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Random thought:

    In WWII, the Queen of England declined to retreat to a safe(r) location when the Germans were bombing England nightly.

    Joe Biden is too chicken to leave his bunker to be declared the Democratic Party’s candidate for the Presidency of the United States.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He just does what his handlers tell him to do at this point.

    • leon

      I think the refusal to go to the convention was rather revealing. They (the campaign and Biden (ostensibly)) know that he is under attack about his mental capability, and so coming out and giving a speech at the convention (something expected) would help bolster him on that end. By declining to go, they are refusing to push back on this issue, by doing something expected.

      But maybe its all a ploy, and everyone will be floored by him as he runs into the debates, ripped and shirtless doing 100 pushups.

      • hayeksplosives

        At least Pike’s beeps weren’t gaffe prone.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’d think they’d be able to give him a better interface.

      • Not Adahn

        They had already spent their SFX budget on green body makeup.

    • Apples and Knives

      But he’s man enough to ride a bike, so he’s got that going for him.

      By the way, I love that image of Biden: old man riding a bike outdoors, wearing a mask but not a helmet.

      • Count Potato

        Well, there is no point in protecting his brain.

      • Apples and Knives

        True, that ship has sailed.

    • l0b0t

      After Buckingham Palace was bombed, she quipped – “I am glad we have been bombed. Now we can look the East End in the eye.”

    • leon

      RECOUNT THE CENSUS!!

    • hayeksplosives

      You have to bring your own security though because the cops are defunded and replaced with Community Counselors.

      • Drake

        We don’t have a town police force. I know for a fact that at least half the people on my short street own firearms. Been shooting with some of them.

    • Nephilium

      There’s some regional fighting here in Ohio about who gets the taxes from the employees when they’re working from home. Under the original law, if you’re not in the city they get no taxes from you. So work from home workers only pay taxes to the city they live (and now work) in. Due to the COVID lockdowns, and everyone working from home. An emergency bill was passed to allow the cities to keep collecting income tax as if the employees were going into the office (pay the city you work in, and the city you live in). This was promoted as a way to keep it easier for business to not have to change withholding in the midst of everyone shifting to WFH.

      There’s already a couple of lawsuits that I’ve heard of for employees suing the state their office is in to get back that withheld taxes (as they didn’t work there, and there’s no claim to the taxes).

      One of the Ohio lawmakers has proposed a bill that would roll back the “temporary” measure. So the cities that courted all of the office jobs are strongly against this, while the suburban areas are for it.

    • robc

      Couldn’t they have done this before April 1? Now we have to wait 10 years for the next census.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Census? Reapportionment? That’s rich. We’ve abolished that old racist piece of paper.”

  44. Cancelled

    Kamala Harris confirmed as the Donkey’s pitcher of warm spit.

    • juris imprudent

      Kamala Harris confirmed as the Donkey’s aspiring pitcher of warm spit.

      And I kinda thought she was more of a catcher.

      • Trolleric the Goth

        and that ain’t spit ?

      • TARDIS

        No, no it’s definitely snot.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And they call everyone else conspiracists.

    • Gustave Lytton

      A Fish Named Wackadoodle

    • leon

      LOL. That can’t be real

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sounds plausible, either that or the postal truck broke down.

    • UnCivilServant

      So, Ms. Curtis doesn’t know what a tow truck is for?

    • KibbledKristen

      BTW, the actual Tweet is still there as of this morning. I just took a screen shot, because the rule on the Tweeters is “always be screenshotting”

      • UnCivilServant

        Twitter links don’t work for me, tell me she’s getting properly roasted in the replies.

      • KibbledKristen

        The ratio is…golden

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, she’s getting slagged pretty good.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s sad to see her going down this route. I always liked her stuff.

      • creech

        You mean, you liked her rack.

      • invisible finger

        What did she ever write?

      • Apples and Knives

        “Girl, you need to check the expiration date on that yogurt.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lost her mind. That is akin to 9-11 and chemtrails conspiracy shit right there

  45. Drake

    Mild-mannered Glenn Reynolds has officially snapped.

    And all the “public health” people complaining about this (Sturgis biker rally) can go fuck yourselves. You squandered all your moral authority rushing to line up in favor of the Black Lives Matter protests because you valued politics more than health. Now nobody will listen to you, because you’re a joke. If people die because you squandered your credibility, that’s your fault. You’re not disgraces to your profession, you’ve made your profession a disgrace.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      His field of Fucks to Give is barren.

    • Idle Hands

      well Glenn Imho they never had moral authority to begin with, smokers realized this years ago. The morality angle is just a means to an end to get you to change your behavior to what they want. They don’t really care about you in fact they actually want you dead and will tell you that.

    • R C Dean

      And he was showing signs of being a Branch Covidian earlier.

      • Idle Hands

        he had completely bought in when this broke.

      • Viking1865

        I don’t blame people for panicking in March, or April. Even May. The downside risk of an actual, no shit, deadly virus is worth hedging against.

        But it’s fucking August and the governments and the experts are still pretending this is Captain Trips.

      • Idle Hands

        I think the technocrats and smart people who still think this is a thing can’t be brought back to the edge because they got this so categorically wrong and the immoral knuckle dragging apes were far more right. This kills them. We won’t get those people back till vaccine they are to politically bought in and admitting they were wrong or coming clean would be tantamount to saying they were a traitor to their class for insufficiently worshiping the experts.

      • Viking1865

        Oh absolutely, its the New Class of Knowledge Workers versus The Deplorables, just like so many conflicts in 2020 America.

        “We won’t get those people back till vaccine they are to politically bought in and admitting they were wrong or coming clean would be tantamount to saying they were a traitor to their class for insufficiently worshiping the experts.”

        I think if Biden loses, they will make some sort of histrionic nonsense about “Well, we’re all dead anyway, might as well get back to normal life and enjoy it while we can”

        At this point, we’re talking about fiscal reality: these lockdown states need a bailout bad.

      • Idle Hands

        Everyone I know has been living their life as much normal as they can. In fact I would wager and in many cases know for a fact the the biggest bitching branch covidian assholes in my timeline actually are able and doing and partaking in far more risky activities than the people they regard as grandma killers. It’s just really hard for me to get my head wrapped around the fact that so many people are willing to wreck and destroy so many people livelihoods for basically a rhetorical win against orangeman. I just can’t believe it. The fact that the legislature didn’t enact a blanket liability shield to all business’s for covid related illness tells me they are honestly torching america down on purpose.

      • R C Dean

        I do. The panic was driven by obviously bad modeling, that was refuted within a week. If it took me half an hour on the Googles to see this was a panic and not a rational response to a new virus, then I don’t have much patience for those who did not.

    • leon

      White Supremacists in Chicago!

  46. The Other Kevin

    I dropped the youngest off at school this morning. The car line was crazy because they have been encouraging people to drive their kids to school. We’re one of the few schools in our area offering in-person learning. I’m really hoping it goes well. Those kids need to be out and about interacting with each other.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Why would they encourage you to drive your kids to school?

  47. The Late P Brooks

    And all the “public health” people complaining about this (Sturgis biker rally) can go fuck yourselves. You squandered all your moral authority rushing to line up in favor of the Black Lives Matter protests because you valued politics more than health.

    *faints*

    • Ownbestenemy

      Keep pressing. JFC is right

    • Rhywun

      Utter insanity.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    The march dispersed after less than an hour following the standoff, with an organizer saying they did not feel safe.

    Good.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’ll be killed in prison for that. Intentional child murderers are a rung below pedos in the joint.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What in the hell?

      Draw, hang, and gibbet that son of a bitch.

    • littleruttiger

      That is beyond words terrible

    • Rhywun

      Jesus.

      • creech

        As my brother would have said, “Yeah, where was Jesus?”

  49. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Vocab Lesson

    Demisexual: A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone. In general, demisexuals are not sexually attracted to anyone of any gender; however, when a demisexual is emotionally connected to someone else (whether the feelings are romantic love or deep friendship), the demisexual (may) experience(s) sexual attraction and desire, but only towards the specific partner or partners.

    • KibbledKristen

      So, like…human? I’m only attracted to people whose personalities I take a shine to. Pretty sure that’s just being normal.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’ve managed to take the entirety of personality and turn it into an expression of sexual preference.

        Presumably because sexual preference outside of plain old heterosexuality confers victimhood status and makes you special without any particular effort other than your own proclamation.

      • Apples and Knives

        Had an acquaintance come out as “poly” recently because she was living with a couple. I’m thinking, “Wait, so two of you are coming out as bi and one of you is coming out as “dude who likes to bang chicks?”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think a lot of it is jealousy over the attention that was showered by the media on those who came out. At one time it was a big deal to come out, now it just seems irrelevant and self-absorbed, particularly the ever smaller variants of “non-hetero.”

      • KibbledKristen

        You get a label! And you get a label! Everyone gets a label!

      • Viking1865

        It’s basically a fancy way of saying “I don’t do one night stands with insufferable but attractive people.”

        A guy I knew a few years back was excessively handsome and built, but had this awful voice, laugh, and was just incredibly off putting. Had no natural conversational flow, told weird jokes, laughed too loud and too long. So he’d strike out a lot, because he had the looks of Ryan Gosling but his voice and charm was like Steve Urkel.

        A female friend of ours finally told him “Dude, when girls come up to you, just lead them out to the dance floor and go over by the speakers. Don’t say a word, just hold her and dance and let her feel your muscles. Smile and make noncommitall noises. Speak as little as possible, and change your voice to something deeper and slower. Don’t tell any jokes. Your jokes suck.”

      • KibbledKristen

        I was talking about this with my neighbor. Basically, I can see a good-looking guy (OMG), but he won’t ever become fantasy fodder unless & until I can see his personality. Looks alone don’t get my genitals revved up.

        I just thought that was how most people operated. No idea I had some kind of sexual preference other than hetero.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        yeah, that’s called being a woman. Women aren’t as visually stimulated as men.

    • Mojeaux

      There are girl-parts and boy-parts. There are occasionally both-parts. But there are no no-parts. You are what your parts say you are. Who you want to bang is totally different.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But there are no no-parts.

        Kinky.

      • KSuellington

        Eunuchs hardest hit.

      • Mojeaux

        Eunuchs’ stones are usually removed and they still keep the dangly bit.

      • Tejicano

        Eunuchs in China went whole hog. Nothing left but a stitched up scar with a hole to urinate through. If they survived the procedure.

      • Mojeaux

        Did not know that.

    • Count Potato

      “Demisexual: A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone.”

      No, it isn’t.

      A demisexual is someone who is attracted to a thicc British IG model.

  50. Rufus the Monocled

    Yeh. Color me skeptical. Something tells me this may be flawed but I’m not smart enough to detect it. Does laser pick up virus particles?

    https://nypost.com/2020/08/11/duke-university-face-mask-researchers-share-more-on-study/

    The surgical mask comes in at #2. Which is all you need to know. Medical masks have NEVER been seen as effective against viruses and there’s reason why they were never suggested during flu season. Which doesn’t say much about the rest of the stupid idiotic masks in the study from Duke Univ.

    • UnCivilServant

      Debating the effectiveness is ceding the more important ground that says “if it works, it can be mandated”.

      It doesn’t matter if it works, don’t tell me what to do.

    • Nephilium

      Yeah… that’s the study saying that neck gaiters are worse then nothing.

      /pulls up neck gaiter

    • invisible finger

      I read that a day or so ago. Seemed like one of the lamer studies as it was totally focused on water droplets and not on viruses. If the science was settled that the main transmission of C19 was water droplets, it might have some value but there isn’t any proof of how C19 is transmitted; water droplet transmission is nothing but a theory at this point.

      So you are correct that it’s nothing but a report on which masks are the least useless since none of them are effective.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Does laser pick up virus particles?

    AEROSOL!!!!!!!!

    • leon

      Joe Biden made the pick that maximized his chances of continuing to make the race a straight referendum on Trump while also selecting someone whose resume suggests being ready to step in, if and when Biden decides to step aside.

      CNN is getting ready to make the argument that Biden should step aside.

      • KibbledKristen

        Yep. After seeing that Tweet, I’m 100% convinced the plan is to make Joe step aside in January/February. Kamala is literally Frank Underwood.

      • juris imprudent

        Now, now, they’ll let him enjoy the inauguration festivities, before he’s frog-marched out of the White House.

      • KibbledKristen

        Exactly. That’s what I’ve been saying for months. He will not be replaced before the election. He will resign very soon after inauguration.

        CNN is confirming my speculation. We all know the lefty media is on the inside of the DNC and its plans.

      • Idle Hands

        Why bother they won’t need to they can just put him in the basement in a replica of the white house and let him pretend.

    • Idle Hands

      these people have not an ounce of shame. They are literally going to hand the keys of the most powerful position to a mentally compromised mouth breathing imbecile, and that was before he caught dementia, in order to have potemkin candidate for an establishment insider that has the charisma of a sandy wet towel and are not only happy about it but are actually telling everyone what their plan is. The hubris is mind-boggling and level of disdain this shows they have for the people voting for their candidate is incalculable.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I appreciate the honest and just confirms what most already know. It also makes me sad for fellow citizens that just shrug their shoulders at it.

      • juris imprudent

        I have FB friends that shrug their shoulders at Trump abusing EOs.

        This is how a great country goes to hell.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its what my brother cannot understand because he believe you must play the game and must always cheer for your team. I took my ball and went home a long time ago and he calls me a pussy for not picking a side. This coming from the guy who rightly told Baby Bush to fuck off for saying either you are with us or against us.

  52. straffinrun

    On FB I mention to my team blue friend that Kamala is a terrible choice. He asks me who I would’ve chosen. Tulsi. His response is:

    Huh. That surprises me a bit given that she’s about as hawkish as a Bush or Clinton. Is that an “if I was a blue team strategist” pick or personal preference?

    WTF? I get people live in bubbles, but that is insane.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll trade you those friends for mine who constantly put up Robert Reich quotes.

    • leon

      Kamal gives me the same vibe as Warren. She would bomb a hospital in Iraq, to prove that she is a big strong woman leader who won’t be pushed around.

    • robc

      Clinton attacked her for not being a hawk. WTF?

    • juris imprudent

      Sadly, on FB you learn that many of your ‘friends’ are not very intelligent.

      • Ed Wuncler

        And not only unintelligent but also authoritarian and unprincipled as fuck.

      • straffinrun

        Media, Ed. It’s amazing what blind confirmation bias can do to a man.

      • Rhywun

        I have told friends that I refuse to talk politics in social settings. Then they go on Facederp and rattle on incessantly about politics. So I dropped Facederp and the rest.

    • Raven Nation

      Reminds me of the discussions I had with my conservative friends in 2016 who assured everyone that Trump was family values guy who respected the constitution.

  53. DEG

    Labor unions and airline executives have been pushing for $25 billion in additional assistance to preserve jobs through March 2021, a proposal that has gained bipartisan political support in recent weeks. That sector relief that could be included in the next coronavirus aid package, but lawmakers failed to reach a deal for a new package last week.

    I’ll bet stocks are up because investors are gambling on a bail-out.

    And now Nevada’s Democrat governor, the anti-science and bigoted Steve Sisolak, has not only publicly lashed out at the peaceful Christian gathering, the casino’s been punished with a $250 fine.

    Fuck Gauleiter Sisolak.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am still laughing at the $250 fine. Casinos will hedge that bet all day long if it gets gamblers worshippers in the door.

      • Sean

        Yeah, I was outraged until the $250 bit.

      • Nephilium

        Not to mention it’ll also net them good will with at least some of the religious community. That’s a small price to play. At some point they may take over the Bingo for the Catholics too. 🙂

      • Ownbestenemy

        Non-denomination churches don’t care where their services are held and will probably let the casinos know they will pay the fine if they continue to let them hold worship services. My guess, these will be more billed as spontaneous use of open space in the casino conference rooms.

      • leon

        True, but if this becomes a standard practice, it amounts to a tax on holding worship services.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or…the casinos state their 250 is a charitable contribution to a non-profit hahaha

      • creech

        Call it a BLM rally (Baptised Lives Matter) or, better yet, a funeral service for a Civil Rights icon.

  54. DEG

    British Muzzleloaders compares the Lee-Enfield No. 4 with the Lee-Enfield No. 5.

    I disagree with him about one thing: I noticed a huge difference in recoil between the No. 4 and No. 5.

    My No. 5 has a slightly loose front sight. I remember tapping it with a drift to adjust, and the front sight just about slid out of the dovetail. I never fixed that and will need to before I shoot it again.

    In the video he briefly mentions the Aussie version of the No. 5, which was designated the No. 6. The UK wouldn’t send equipment to make the No. 4 or No. 5 to Australia because the UK government was afraid the equipment would fall into Japanese hands. So, when the Aussies decided they wanted a shorter, lighter Lee-Enfield, they used the No. 1 Mk III as a base. They made 200 rifles for trials. A few made it out into the collector’s market. I saw one, a legitimate one, for sale on GunBroker. Some owner had drilled and tapped it for a scope. I think it eventually sold for $8,000.

  55. creech

    I’ve heard some folks predicting that Pence will take Harris apart in the VP debate, like Tulsi did. A GOP operative acquaintance told me this morning that the GOP has already “focus grouped” that scenario. Tulsi took Kamala apart in a “cat fight” which the group enjoyed. But if Pence does it, it will look like a man piling on a woman in a not fair fight and will actually raise sympathy for Kamala. So look for Pence to be his usual boring self and hope that Kamala overdoes the screeching harpy persona.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am sure the Trump campaign realizes that no matter what tactic they take it will always be written by the media as “hateful white guy” and “savior blasian(tm) woman”. Pence could probably debate and praise Kamala and it will still be written as he “pounced”.

      • Akira

        Pence could probably debate and praise Kamala and it will still be written as he “pounced”.

        That phrase is way too common across too many news outlets for me to believe that it wasn’t developed by a DNC focus group and sent out in a secret memo (Conspiracy theory? Yea maybe, but behind-the-scenes collusion between the DNC and the corporate media is already well documented, so it’s not an unfounded one).

        From a rhetoric standpoint, it’s a good phrase. Rational people don’t pounce, only irrational animals pounce. It’s a good way to portray your opponents as crazy and borderline violent.

      • Tejicano

        I don’t venture out into the rest of the internet outside here much – too busy with other stuff. So I thought this “pounce” phrase was just a gliberverse thing drawing directly to some kiddy program where the pint-sized heroes – each identifying as some sort of animal – go into action by “pouncing”. I was reading this as meaning the GOP attacks in the most ineffectual, almost silly manner even when they are going as full-bore as they can manage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Naw. The WaPo did a back of the napkin search for the use and they concluded that news outlets use it more for Democrats/Liberals than for Republicans/Conservatives. When you read through it though, they don’t delve into the context of the headline and its use IMO.

        Some highlights: TW WaPo https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/19/tucker-carlson-oversold-republicans-pounce-complaint/

        Trump pounces on Heidi Cruz’s ‘immigrant’ flub — Republican reference.
        Democrats pounce, painting Paul Ryan as out of step — Democrat reference.

        One is written as a personal attack, the other as an opportunity.

      • Count Potato

        It’s taking stories about Democrats doing something bad, and making them about the Republican reaction to it.

      • Tejicano

        Thanks to both Ownbestenemy and Count Potato.

        TIL about the “pounce” reference.

      • leon

        I think it indicates that the republicans don’t care, they are just always waiting to attack on the smallest slip up. It is a way to mitigate what you are doing by making it sound like the people attacking you are blowing it out of proportion and would attack you over anything.

    • Rebel Scum

      This is why Trump needs to drop Pence and pick up Kristi Noem.

      • juris imprudent

        I think she is too smart for that.

      • KibbledKristen

        She’s a big part of the reason I chose to vacation in SD next month. The other being that it’s north of NoVA.

      • Count Potato

        Pence is good for VP because he is so square, and stable.

        Dick Cheney was an outlier. Generally, VP’s don’t do much while in office.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He is a good contrast to Trump but they need more of a firebrand as the Senate President IMO

  56. DEG

    For those in NH: Reopen NH released a list of endorsed candidates.

    The NH Liberty Alliance also released a list of endorsed candidates. The NHLA only endorses candidates for legislature.

    There is some overlap between the two lists.

    The state primary is September 8th.

    I’ve seen some talk of town moderators requiring masks to vote or requiring all absentee ballots. There is no state law allowing town moderators to do this. If your town moderator does, file an election law complaint with the state Department of Justice.

    • UnCivilServant

      Abolish the need for licenses to run businesses.

  57. Count Potato

    “If @KamalaHarris
    and I are elected, we’re going to inherit multiple crises, a nation divided, and a world in disarray. We won’t have a minute to waste.

    That’s exactly why I picked her: She’s ready to lead on day one.”

    https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1293554330851827712

    So that’s the plan?

    • Viking1865

      They’re pretty much openly admitting that hes not fit to be POTUS. Which, hey anyone paying attention knew a while ago.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My wife who doesn’t like politics (and gets pissed at me for red pilling) was watching network news last night and that was her unsolicited observation after Biden was speaking.

        He really sounds like a stroke victim. And not one recovering at the hospital or later.

      • Viking1865

        Yeah I get the whole take of “people vote party not candidates” and “it’s all about turnout” I even get the endless harping about “white suburban moderates vote on their feeelzzzz”

        But I seriously can’t imagine how 70 million people are going to watch Biden debate Trump 3 times and go “yeah all I care about is party, so I’m gonna vote for an obviously mentally unwell man to be President.”

        Oh, and I still believe that if they cancel debates, those voters will score that as a forfeit by Biden, not a no contest.

      • leon

        That’s why they picked Someone ready to lead from day 1, So that the voter can be confident in picking Biden knowing they are actually picking Harris.

      • Idle Hands

        That didn’t go so well in the primaries when Kamala was the New York Times candidate of choice and was an actual presidential candidate you could vote for.

      • juris imprudent

        See, that just proves that the people are unfit to decide who their candidates should be.

      • Viking1865

        I guess they honestly believe their own bullshit, that the only reason white working and middle class voters in the Midwest went Trump is sexism. That Biden just has to drive his Corvette to a couple events, talk about how much he loves hunting ducks or deer, and swear hes a really real Catholic, and all those dumbfuck rednecks will come right back.

        “All Joe Sixpack needs to see is a white guy who they can have a beer with and tell racist jokes to, none of them actually vote on message or policy.” -Top Minds of the Democrat Party.

      • leon

        Sure, in the primaries when the voters had a choice, But now they can choose Her or choose Trump? They don’t want to be the reason Trump is in power again do they?

        This is the exact play they will make, and the people who most opposed Kamala in the Primaries will be making it.

    • straffinrun

      Better be ready. Gonna have to thaw out hell when he wins.

    • invisible finger

      The real plan is the get everyone so outraged that Harris gets assassinated so Pelosi takes over.

  58. Raven Nation

    I saw the discussion on the late thread about people losing their shit inside stores for being forced to wear masks. This store pretty much encapsulates Hyperbole’s take: https://imgur.com/PMTuwJ1

    • mrfamous

      My only problem with this argument is, around here anyway, only one store had their own “must wear masks” policy. Every other one left it up to the customer until the state stepped in and passed the mandates. So I fully support the right of the stores to set their own policies and ask people to leave if they don’t follow them. The problem is, by and large, these aren’t the store’s policies, they’re the state’s policies and the state is using the leverage it has on the stores to get the stores to enforce them.

      I think everyone thinks this is going to go away soon, it is not. We’re about 10 weeks away from flu season. Since for the vast majority of people flu is at least just as dangerous than this thing, there’s no point in putting them away now.

      • Raven Nation

        I get that and mostly agree. I’m just on board with the “if you yell at employees because you have to wear a mask inside the business then you’re a dick.”

      • Viking1865

        Yeah, but who else can they yell at? The rulers restrict access. Like, the VA legislature is in session next week. Closed to the public. So the minority Republicans are going to try to pass a law restricting Coonman’s power to write EOs without any check or balance. I think the vote might go another way if the gallery was packed with pissed off people sick and tired of lockdowns and bankruptcies.

      • Rebel Scum

        I don’t see how it can be allowed to be closed to the public. That defeats the point and purpose of our system of government.

        Additionally I fully expect that atrocity of a bill* regarding banning virtually all firearms produced after 1900 to come to a floor vote, especially with no citizens to voice an opposing position. Buckle up. It’s about to get bumpy.

        *Which entirely unconstitutional on several levels but it’s not like anyone cares.

      • Viking1865

        “I don’t see how it can be allowed to be closed to the public. That defeats the point and purpose of our system of government.”

        Website says the building is closed till October.

        “Additionally I fully expect that atrocity of a bill* regarding banning virtually all firearms produced after 1900”

        Uh what bill is this?

      • Idle Hands

        That’s incredible. They really are going to keep this going to November. Amazing.

      • mrfamous

        If you yell at an employee for almost any reason, you’re a dick.

        That said, incentives matter. And it’s pretty clear that people are being incentivized to “act out.” If you don’t throw a fit, you get ignored, no matter how much your rights have been stripped from you. Someone yelling and screaming with hate in their eyes is scary, but “scary” appears to be more effective than subdued disagreement.

        It’s a shitshow.

      • prolefeed

        I walk into every store maskless, with their huge signs saying the state and local politicians require masks. If an employee asks me to put one on, I either put one on or leave. Not gonna argue with the employees.

        Vast majority of stores, no one says a damn thing about me not wearing a mask.

  59. Mojeaux

    So the proggy left wants to simultaneously give each individual a label as to their sexual orientation, gender identity, gender non/conformity, politics, and diet (e.g., vegan). As we know, the individual is the ultimate minority. (Never mind the individuals who don’t right-think.)

    AT THE SAME TIME, they want to usher in a collective “for the greater good”.

    I can’t wrap my head around this.

    • PieInTheSky

      I can’t wrap my head around this. – this is because you have not received the true faith in your heart.

      • Mojeaux

        I have asked Marx into my heart as my personal savior. I will re-dedicate my life to Marx and his kingdom on Earth.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        In the name of Lenin, Engels and Marx, amen.

    • juris imprudent

      Did you actually think it was supposed to make sense?

      • Mojeaux

        Silly me.

      • juris imprudent

        Keep you constantly guessing at what new sin you’ve committed and ready to abase yourself in response to whatever pronouncement they make. It’s a helluva way to manipulate people, but you can’t say it isn’t effective (for those willing to accept it).

      • Tejicano

        It’s just one more little fib. I’m sure it will be his last one. It’s not such a big deal. Besides, who else would have me?

  60. KibbledKristen

    LOL…just had my DMs slid into for the first time.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I don’t know what that means, but it sounds momentous, so congratulations!

      • KibbledKristen

        Yeah, nah. On the Tweeters, some guy (not a scammer) just sent me a message.

    • PieInTheSky

      where you DMs wet? Did the slide go smooth?

    • KibbledKristen

      Y’all are so SQUARE!

      You ain’t never heard “slide into her/his DMs“?

      • PieInTheSky

        I certainly did. What is your point?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        No, but I’m a bit of a hermit, especially when it comes to social media.

      • Rhywun

        No. I don’t use social media.

      • Mojeaux

        “What’s useful about it?”

        –Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman

      • Tejicano

        “You ain’t never heard “slide into her/his DMs“?”

        When you’ve been married close to a quarter century and haven’t lived in the US from a while before that those kinds of terminology can be a bit beyond.

      • Ownbestenemy

        My wife just recently learned what “Nexflix and chill” meant; so we are obviously squares.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have no idea what either of those phrases are intended to mean.

      • KibbledKristen

        HAHAHAHA! That’s awesome!

      • Ownbestenemy

        I really enjoy that show.

      • mrfamous

        I think I had someone slide into my DMs once, but I’m not sure. She must not have seen a picture of me.

      • KibbledKristen

        She was definitely slidin’ if it was out of the blue…

      • mrfamous

        Well men send me DMs a lot too and in most of those cases they’re not slidin’. I’m a borderline “public figure” at least in my industry (which is the entire reason I’m on Twitter).

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s hip to be square.

  61. PieInTheSky

    Looting, specifically in response to police violence, is actually an extremely rational and precise form of protest action because it correctly identifies the most direct way to instigate a confrontation with the law without committing violence against anyone in the community.

    https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1293223457027756032

    • Rhywun

      Theft is violence, evil-person.

    • Idle Hands

      That’s actually the official position of the DA of Portland.

    • Drake

      It used to instigate a confrontation with the National Guard using live rounds. Even the Rodney King rioters in the early 90’s had a real chance of getting shot if they left their neighborhoods. What we have now is larping and reenactments. When the real thing starts, they aren’t going to like it.

      • juris imprudent

        Fold like a $5 lawn chair.

    • leon

      https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1293322130516475905

      They might not like the employers, but i think they like the paycheck that they aren’t getting anymore.

      I would have gone up agasint the whole “No violence committed against anyone in the community”. He dehumanized the owners of the businesses being looted as “not part of the community” and therfore all violence is A OK against them. Fuck that murderous wannabe.

      • juris imprudent

        Shit found in sewer – shocking!

    • EvilSheldon

      “…without committing violence against anyone in the community.”

      Uncle Hugo would like a word.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Twenty-something grad student and aspiring therapist working in mental healthcare. Philosophy and politics. Actual communist. ☭

      “Useless piece of shit” would have sufficed.

      • Rhywun

        Actual communist. ☭

        No shit.

    • Rebel Scum

      It flows from an understanding of the true nature of policing: the protection of private property at the expense of human life. Committing intentional, targeted property destruction on a scale large enough that the police can’t contain it is a perfect show of force by the people.

      So you won’t mind being ventilated when you try to destroy my property.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Aside being wholly and completely wrong in the first sentence, he admits in the second that this is about force.

        The thing about force is that it can be responded to with force. “Be ready for what you ask for” is good advice.

  62. Raven Nation

    First tear down, then build up. BBC wants to know why there are so few statutes of minority & women athletes in Britain: https://www.bbc.com/sport/53731984

    • PieInTheSky

      Also why are there so few minority & women kings of Britain?

      • juris imprudent

        You were saying?

      • Cancelled

        Don’t mess with Big Daddy.

    • Drake

      How much do they hate themselves and why?

  63. Idle Hands

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/portland-da-rioters-refuse-prosecute

    “If we leverage the full force of the criminal justice system on individuals who are peacefully protesting and demanding to be heard, we will cause irreparable harm to them individually and to our society,” he said.

    “The Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office will presumptively decline to prosecute a case where the most serious offense is a city ordinance violation or where the crime(s) do not involve deliberate property damage, theft or the use or threat of force against another person,” Schmidt explained.

    Everyday for the last 6 months I’ve read or been met with news stories I would have disregarded as utter brietbartian or gateway pundit trash a year ago that are actually real. It’s incomprehensible.

    • Rhywun

      “The Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office will presumptively decline to prosecute a case where the most serious offense is a city ordinance violation or where the crime(s) do not involve deliberate property damage, theft or the use or threat of force against another person,”

      “Exceptions include not wearing a mask in a grocery store.”

  64. straffinrun

    It’s hard to know exactly how you or I would’ve reacted to any other Dem being tapped for VP. I find it hard to believe that if Biden (his handlers) had picked anyone other than Kamala, I’d have felt that Kamala would’ve been a better choice.

    • Tundra

      I thought Susan Rice had a better shot.

      They really fucked up narrowing the field with their ‘diversity hire or bust’ comments.

      • Hyperion

        Me too. And yeah, they fucked up big time.

      • Drake

        ‘diversity hire with bust’ was the specific requirement.

      • Viking1865

        Foreign policy isn’t even on the radar anymore. It’s completely run by the professionals at State, NSC, and the Pentagon. Completely bipartisan consensus of forever war and expanding alliances all over the fucking planet.

    • PieInTheSky

      It’s hard to know exactly how you or I would’ve reacted to any other Dem being tapped for VP – you need to know yourself better. Go zen or some shit. visit a rock garden.

      • straffinrun

        You don’t want me to know myself better. I’m running out of socks as it is.

      • PieInTheSky

        I did not know they had socks in Japan

      • PieInTheSky

        Honestly I just assumed you use chopsticks

      • straffinrun

        Just the females.

  65. Hyperion

    Has Camela been going to the tanning bed? Because I swear she suddenly got 3 shades darker. Maybe I’m just imagining that, but she looked a lot lighter back during the dem debates.

    • PieInTheSky

      RACIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • limey

      I wouldn’t put it past her and her campaign staff to black her up some if they were so out of touch and cynical to think that black voters wouldn’t take so kindly to some sorta redbone Jamindian.

      • Rebel Scum

        She has to move a few castes lower to satisfy the racist left, I suppose.

  66. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Joe / Blow 2020

    • limey

      Harriden 2020 is still tops.

      The DNC is just Biden their time ’til he drops?

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Save the childrunz

    There has been a dramatic increase in coronavirus cases among children in the United States, according to a report from the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP). The association noted a 90% increase in pediatric cases over four weeks.

    From July 9 to August 6, confirmed cases of COVID-19 in children across the country went from 200,184 to 380,174 – an increase of 179,990 new cases, according to the pediatrics group.

    During the last two weeks of July alone, more than 97,000 children tested positive for the coronavirus, according to the AAP.

    All those poor little kids are going to die, now.

    Lock it all down.

    • Idle Hands

      good, we are going to approach herd immunity.

      • limey

        Well, it will go something like “icky white supremacist trumpy conservatards weaponise their children as disease vectors to kill off brave teachers, and vulnerable Persons of Color, on whom it is known that the virus has a disproportionate affect because it is in league with systemic racism“, or something.

      • Urthona

        I got about 8 public school teachers on my Facebook feed. 4 of them are New Yorkers (I used to live in NYC).

        Every single one openly and annoyingly was in favor of sacrificing jobs if it saves lives.

        Every single one openly and annoying was in favor of NOT going back to school.

        Every single one is now going back to school now that the government of NY has decided it’s on.

        ..

        Guess they are not in favor of losing their own jobs to save lives.

    • Urthona

      Early on they weren’t really testing people without serious symptoms because they were scared resources would be scarce. Hence, few children got tested.

      • Urthona

        Seriously, I recall the numerous stories in NY about people trying to get COVID tests during the major outbreak. You had better have been hacking up a lung and over 65.

      • juris imprudent

        Yet the tests – on symptomatic people – consistently run 90+% negative. While the antibody studies suggest that there have been 10x the number of confirmed cases. It’s almost like the drunk looking for his car keys under the lightpost.

    • Rebel Scum

      Meaningless statistic is meaningless.

    • Tundra

      LOL

    • Cancelled

      What part of the name Brutalist didn’t prepare you for ugly?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I find Brutalism quite appropriate for government buildings; unyielding, grotesque, and oppressive.

      • Mojeaux

        True. It announces their intentions. Beautiful architecture lulls you into expectations of benevolence.

    • EvilSheldon

      I really like Brutalist architecture, and that thing is a fucking eyesore.

  68. juris imprudent

    Hmm, a little over 20 minutes to The Hat and The Hair, better get some lunch down now.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its always a gamble right? Eat now and hope it stays down or has digested enough —-or—– don’t eat and lose your appetite for the day.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      A satisfying outcome, but a reminder of the undue burden on low-paid workers

      Give it a rest Glenn.

      • leon

        If dealing with assholes required lots of skill, maybe they would get paid more. Seeing as its a requirement for life, i don’t see why that should net them more income.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    A Brutalist masterpiece currently under threat.

    If I had any spare dynamite, I’d contribute it.