You Can Go Where in Lake Erie?

by | Aug 9, 2020 | Food & Drink, Travel | 234 comments

With every other vacation getting cancelled, I got to take the girlfriend to a location that I haven’t been to in about 15 years, and she (somehow) has never been to.  The village of Put-In-Bay on South Bass Island, which is the third largest island in the Lake.  The island itself is only about 3.5 miles by 1.5 miles, and about 3 miles from shore.  It’s a popular vacation spot for people from Northern Ohio all the way over to the Eastern areas of Michigan.

The island is supported almost entirely by tourism, there’s less than 500 full time residents on the island.  The tourism season is generally through April to October, and temporary workers are brought over to live on the island through the season.  There are two active wineries on the island (including the oldest family owned one in Ohio), a brewery/distillery, and then quite a few bars and restaurants.

To get to the island, you’ll need a boat, a plane, or you can take one of the ferries that runs across.  While you can take your car over to the island, it really isn’t recommended for visitors.  Most of the people there navigate around on golf carts, bikes, or scooters.  Now that all the boring stuff is out of the way, let’s get going to Put-In-Bay.

We left the Cleveland area Friday mid-morning, with plans to hit up a brewery on Catawba Island (actually a peninsula) for lunch.  We got there, and were greeted by a large amount of open seating:

As you can see, they had no issue setting up tables with social distancing enforced.  We did see some teenagers tossing a football around, and getting yelled at for not wearing a mask while doing so.  Overall, this brewery (Twin Oast Brewing) does have a beautiful location:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They also have a winery license, and do meads and ciders.  They’ve got several orchards set up and the peaches were just coming into ripeness).

After that, it was time to head up to get to Miller Ferry.  This is the low cost, easy way to get over to South Bass Island ($7.50 per person each way). The Ferry takes about half an hour to get loaded up and across to the island.

At this point, you’re about two miles away from the Downtown Put-In-Bay area, you can either rent a golf cart ($40-$60 a day), walk it, or hire one of the taxis ($3 per person anywhere on the island).  Once you get checked into your cottage/B&B/hotel/rental property, it’s time for the most common activity on the island, getting a beer (this one was the suggestion from the staff, a raspberry mocha stout):If you decided to rent a golf cart, you will find plenty of available parking for them (but be aware that you can and will get arrested with a DUI/OVI if you’ve been drinking).

Next time, I’ll talk about some of the history and family friendly things that you can do on the island, and I’ll leave you with this dapper statue.

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Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

234 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    I heard it caught fire once.

    • Nephilium

      That would be the Cuyahoga river.

      Although one of the early hotels burned down back in the day across the street from the fire station. The one firetruck was on the mainland getting serviced.

  2. SP

    I’m guessing you led a much more dissolute life than did the girlfriend.

    By how much did it appear visitor numbers were down? Or were they?

    • Nephilium

      That would be a safe bet.

      The people I was talking to were saying they were down 50-75% over last year. They were doing OK once things started to open back up, then there was a COVID outbreak reported (less than 20 cases), and the numbers have dropped off since the 4th of July. I’ve got some really sad pictures that I’m planning on including in the third article showing the world’s longest bar, and how empty it is.

      • SP

        I hope they are able to bounce back. Seems I’m saying that a hundred times a day lately.

        And thanks for writing. I love travelogues. 🙂

      • Nephilium

        I really feel for the seasonal workers. At the B&B we stayed at were two lovely young ladies from Croatia who were university basketball players. This was their first time working on the island. There’s only one grocery store and beverage store on the island, and it’s really easy to drink and eat your paychecks, especially when the tips are light.

    • Count Potato

      They would be higher if they allowed drunken golf carting.

      • Nephilium

        Open containers are forbidden. One location has a sign up that says, “We forbid open containers, including but not limited to water bottles, tumbles, sippy cups, and coolers.”

      • Count Potato

        So in case you are like Sloopy and sneak in booze in a baby bottle?

      • egould310

        The booze was in the original Jim Beam fifth bottle. We hid the bottle inside the baby carrier/cradle thing.

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        I’m assuming that what’s inside the container is moot?

      • Count Potato

        I never had moot, is it good?

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        Not that it matters.

        **SIGH** No need for Swissie, I’ll see myself out.

      • Nephilium

        Yep. The undertone of the sign is that these are the ways they’ve caught people sneaking booze onto their property in the past. My guess is they haven’t caught up to the It’s Always Sunny crowd yet.

      • Sean

        ⬆⬆ this

      • Sean

        Referring to CP.

      • Count Potato

        I should have put way more thought in my initials.

      • Sean

        Nah, you’re golden.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Looks quite peaceful, nice Neph! glad you got away for a while,

    • Nephilium

      There’s also some natural caves on the island that I’ve got pictures of in the next piece (since it’s family friendly).

      • DEG

        Ooooo…. that sounds cool.

  4. DEG

    but be aware that you can and will get arrested with a DUI/OVI if you’ve been drinking

    When I was in Nashville, I got talking with an uber driver while going down to the bars. I noted the electric scooters. She warned me that in Tennessee you can get a DUI if you’re riding them while drunk.

    That statue needs a monocle.

    Twin Oast looks good.

    I look forward to part two.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Those scooters in Nashville are a menace even without drunk operators.

    • TARDIS

      My supervisor at the AAFES store in Garmisch took a drunken face plant riding home on his bicycle. Eight stitches and a 800 mark fine, or some bullshit. The Polizei always mange to show up before the Krankenwagen.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Heheheheh–you talk funny.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      She warned me that in Tennessee you can get a DUI if you’re riding them while drunk.

      I can concede that operating a vehicle after drinking can be frowned upon (although the 0.08% standard is too low), in NM (and probably other places) you can get a DWI for riding a horse while above the legal limit. This, too me, is total horseshit (sorry). If you are drunk then the horse is smarter than you and is in control. To me it’s like getting a DWI while a passenger in a car operated by a cold-sober driver.

      • Lackadaisical

        I dunno, based on the article the other day, horses are a holes.

      • DrOtto

        In TX, 2 DUIs were thrown out because the riders were on horses. The judge cited what you said, the horse ultimately has the control.

  5. Gustave Lytton

    No pictures of Canada? Or is there a part two?

    Find it immensely interesting that part or all of 21 or 22 states lie north of the southernmost point of Canada.

    • Nephilium

      From the land, you can see just Pelee Island (which looks like most of the other islands). There is a part two and a part three I’m working on.

    • But Enough About My Prostate

      I love telling Americans (and even some Canadians!) that the southernmost point in Canada is actually as far south as northern California. Blows their minds.

      • DEG

        And there is a part of Canada south of the USA.

      • DEG

        Errr…. yeah that made sense.

        You go south from Detroit to get to Windsor.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Or that Reno is farther west than Los Angeles.

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        Which is farther west than San Diego.

  6. Rhywun

    Pretty. Too bad about the DUI risk.

    • Count Potato

      Can you get DUI on bicycle? Because it’s only 3.5 miles long.

      • Nephilium

        In the state of Ohio you can. But you basically have to be faceplanting, vomiting, pissing, or swearing at a cop to get pulled over on a bicycle.

      • westernsloper

        But you basically have to be faceplanting, vomiting, pissing, or swearing at (about) a cop

        So like a Glibs happy hour.

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        From what little I’ve seen, yeah, pretty much.

      • mrfamous

        You can in Arizona

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        DUI seems pretty lax in BhC, unless your just too stupid to be on the road, I’ve spoke to them with beer in hand, went home later, they know my van,
        No esta problemo

      • Sean

        White privilege!

    • Nephilium

      We walked the whole time. Most of the rental properties are near the “downtown” so it’s a quarter mile walk at best to get from the bars to your bed. There’s a couple of bars on the south end of the island which we didn’t make it to, including an iconic dive bar, and a newer one called Taco Bay. Even those are only about 2 miles away.

      • Count Potato

        It looks/sounds perfect for a mountain/hybrid/cyclocross/whatever bike you can ride on dirt.

      • Nephilium

        Most of the bikes on the island are cruisers, the B&B we stayed at had some we could take for guests, but we didn’t go that far, and they needed some air in the tires. The roads are paved, but there are large gaps without sidewalks.

      • R C Dean

        “it’s a quarter mile walk at best to get from the bars to your bedL

        Perfect. I like a stroll to and from meals/drinks.

  7. Gender Traitor

    Never been there in all my years in Ohio. Looks as if it’s less than an hour from Maumee Bay State Park, which we’d very much like to visit again. Looking forward to hearing more – including accommodation options (and some idea of prices) if we decided to stay overnight = in your upcoming installments. Thanks!

    • Nephilium

      There’s hotels, B&B’s, rental houses/cottages/condominiums, and camping available. Expect about $200+ a night (for anything other then camping) and food will run about $25 a meal. The rentals are more for large groups (some will have 4-8 bedrooms). It was a very popular destination for bachelor/bachelorette parties (we saw three of the latter during our weekend). The only chains on the island are a single Subway and a South Bend Chocolate Factory location.

  8. AlmightyJB

    I’ve never been. Always seemed like more of a summer long spring break fest to me. Wife and I got a nice Hotel across town last night just to get out of the house. First time I’ve been on the freeway in months:) Managed to go to grocery store yesterday, then Hotel, dinner at a bar and restaurant, and brunch this morning, all without getting any grief for violating the state mask mandate. I was concerned I was going to end up ruining the weekend for my wife by having to bitch slap someone.

    • westernsloper

      Nice to hear your wife behaved. A domestic can really be a pain in the ass.

      • AlmightyJB

        Lol

    • Nephilium

      It’s a lot more subdued now then when I went last. I’m not sure how much is lockdown related, and how much is generational changes. The average age of the people there seemed to be grouped into young 20’s, and over 40’s. While walking back to the B&B one night, I got dragged into a game of catch with a football with random people on the street. Just that sense of normality was wonderful.

      • AlmightyJB

        Sounds cool. Have to add it to our last. We have a week off in about a month. Well probably just get a cabin in the mountains in bfe. Grocery shop the first night in town and then just hike, grill, and hot tub all week.

  9. The Hyperbole

    Is Pat Daly still a thing? Only thing worse than Jimmy Buffet is a wanna be Jimmy Buffet.

    • westernsloper

      I wanna be Jimmy Buffet. He is worth millions and has a sea plane. I knew I should have stuck with guitar lessons.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And the Shirts!

      • Chafed

        So that’s what hell looks like.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        You shut your whore anti-beach mouth!

      • straffinrun

        But then you’d always have a Buffet song in your head. No thanks, I’m fine.

  10. Sean

    I’m glad you were able to get away Neph. I’m unable to take leave right now, until we’re back to normal production. ?

  11. Crusty Juggler

    More of this should happen

    If you want to get nuts, let’s get nuts.

    Fat whites who can’t throw a punch should square off against skinny whites who can’t fight and have weak weapons for the amusement of us all.

    I’d like to be entertained.

    • Nephilium

      So… why do I doubt the veracity of the line:

      Violence erupted Saturday afternoon between pro-police and anti-racism protesters in Colorado, resulting in the arrest of three people.

      • DEG

        The article is a bit biased.

      • Sean

        Wee bit.

      • Rhywun

        Just a tish.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is that a fight or a make out session?

    • Sean

      “anti-racism protesters ”

      They can fuck right off with that shit.

    • Q Continuum

      “where [sic] seen pushing back the counter-protesters blasting them as members of Antifa and ‘Commie scum'”

      If the shoe fits…

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I’m not exactly happy that my morbid curiosity about what 1930s Europe would look like in the modern day is being satiated.

    • Spudalicious

      So a drunken Glibs meetup.

    • DEG

      #3 is GlibFit.

      #14 – thigh highs. Nice.

      I lingered a bit at #24.

      #25 has got to be from a porn shoot.

      • Rhywun

        Alyssa_Milano;derp

      • hayeksplosives

        No kidding!!

        How did she go from generally liked TV actron to shrieking harridan?!?

      • Count Potato

        Well, it’s a video, but Teen Steam was way better.

    • TARDIS

      You tested negative three times. That’s just mange.

      *SNORT*

      • Hyperion

        Or it could be ‘debbie wasserman schultz disease’, it causes you to look like you haven’t washed your hair in years.

      • TARDIS

        Permanent bed head.

    • Lackadaisical

      Someone needs to take their anti crazy pills.

    • CPRM

      Hair: Donald, Alyssa Milano has shown me the error of my ways. Lock the fucking country down now! Make every damn person stay home! The economy, mental health and scientific reality be damned! And put on a damn mask!

      Hat: What crawled up your ass?

      Hair: If Donald catches the covid he could lose his hair! That’s me! Hair Lives Matter! *smashes oval office window*

    • Digby and the Wonder Llama

      Sergius South
      @sergius_south
      Replying to
      @Alyssa_Milano
      Thanks for having the love and guts and caring-for-others that this took.

      Relax, dude–she isn’t gonna fu-Well, she might….

  12. Tres Cool

    You didnt take the Jet Express cheapskate?

    Shame you’re not more mafioso/democrat/Epstein-esque. You could visit Rattlesnake Island.

    • Nephilium

      Why the fuck would I spend $20 more to get there a little bit faster? The girlfriend was slightly disappointed that we couldn’t find a way over to Kelly’s Island without going back to the mainland and driving over to another ferry.

    • Grosspatzer

      No otters though.

      On the other hand, a number of monkeys were sighted.

      • Tres Cool

        “No otters though.”

        Jesse hardest hit.

      • Grosspatzer

        I see no mention of bears.

      • Tres Cool

        Isnt Jesse the otter ?

      • Hyperion

        Who’s the Walrus?

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Koo Koo Ka-joob

  13. Grosspatzer

    That looks and sounds terrific, adding to list of potential destinations. Nice write-up.

    About that statue… One of Sloopy’s ancestors?

  14. straffinrun

    Is Put-In Bay a former penal colony? NTTAWWT.

      • C. Anacreon

        So said Albert “I Have Two” Pujols

    • Grosspatzer

      A gulag, I believe.

    • Nephilium

      There was a cave used to hold POW’s during the War of 1812, but no. It was considered prime land, both for sheep raising and vineyards. The tour the girlfriend made me go on had the guide saying that at one point over 75% of the island was vineyards. There are only two animals that are common in Ohio that don’t live on the island: skunks and opossums. One winter they had about a dozen deer and 4 coyotes come over.

      • Count Potato

        On the ferry?

      • Nephilium

        They can either swim the three miles, or walk across the ice if the lake freezes.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Yeah–no one rides for free, dammit.

    • Rhywun

      “THIS is Ceti Alpha V!”

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        ^Best of the post, ri’chere^

    • Hyperion

      They didn’t tell anyone to put-it-in-crazy.

    • Digby and the Wonder Llama

      DEAR DEIDRE: MY wife has been having the wild sex life I long for with another man.

      I think I see the problem….”a” problem, at least.

  15. Hyperion

    I still have a hangover from my weekend on South Bass Island. And that was 15 years ago. But drunken golf cart pub crawl demolition is a fun sport. Wouldn’t make it a career though.

    • Nephilium

      I got to take the girlfriend to a location that I haven’t been to in about 15 years

      –Nephilium

      And that was 15 years ago

      –Hyperion

      Shit man, there’s a minimal chance we were there at the same time.

      • Hyperion

        I hope at least you weren’t wearing beads.

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        Given her obvious writing talents, I’m pretty sure Moje could turn this into a best-seller. Or we could get her and UCS to write alternate chapters of a really mind-bending potboiler.

      • Hyperion

        A novel about 2 Glibs who accidentally arrive on party Island at the same time, nearly 15 years before Glibs was a thing.

        I think this is a truly bad idea.

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        I think this is a truly bad idea.

        I agree. Which is why I can HARDLY WAIT TO SEE IT HAPPEN!!!

      • Hyperion

        Like one of my Asian friends once told me ‘You terrible, terrible person!’.

  16. Annoyed Nomad

    My wife and I have gone up to the Port Clinton area a a couple times; last time was 2 years ago. we would stay at a B&B and check out local restaurants, wineries and breweries. We’ve been to the Twin Oast Brewery and tried a few of their beers. When we went to Put-in-Bay for half a day, we walked around to a couple wineries; didn’t make it to the brewery. We also made a separate trip to Kelly’s Island, which is more laid back.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Re: the Put-in-Bay Brewery and Distillery, is that relatively new?

      • Nephilium

        They apparently opened in 1996, but I don’t remember going there when I was there last. It’s right near the Reel Bar. Kelly’s Island is pretty much isolated now.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds great.

  17. Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

    My neighbor grew up in Putin Bay. It sounds like quite the party town.

    • But Enough About My Prostate

      Well, he did have a reputation as the Kremlin’s Krazy Kommunist Klown. ”That Putin ― whatta guy!”

      • But Enough About My Prostate

        (He was a real Party animal…)

        **SIGH**

        I’ll see myself out.

    • Hyperion

      Port Clinton, Putin Bay… I see what ya’ll are doing there.

      • Nephilium

        In fairness, there is a poutine place here in CLE that has on their menu:

        Vladimir Poutine
        frites | braised Ohio lamb stroganov | mushroom | borscht gravy | curds | orange zest

      • Hyperion

        I always though of Vlad as more of a drink.

        I’m having a Vlad Putin on the rocks!

        It’s just straight vodka, but you have to drink it with your shirt off.

  18. grrizzly

    There’s the Barack H. Obama highway in L.A. Just barely avoided.

    • Akira

      As nauseating as it will be when everything is renamed after him, I will take a little schadenfreude when every Barack H. Obama Memorial Blvd. is a ghetto war zone with needles and bum droppings all over the sidewalk. So emblematic of his legacy.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Yeeesh….If MLKJ gets that treatment now, and he didn’t murder-drone anyone (that we know of….), what does BHO deserve?

    • Nephilium

      You’re a day behind on that one, and it’s just a Pale Ale, not an IPA.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘ get your own language’ she said in English. .. Christ.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        “Some people call it appreciation, I call it appropriation,” he said.

        What a fun, caring individual…

  19. straffinrun

    Not what I should be making on a Monday morning, but butt.

    • Digby and the Wonder Llama

      What, what?

  20. Lackadaisical

    Been trying to get to Presque isle for several years now,but my wife is lame.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      But she can ride in a golf cart.

    • Hyperion

      Well, see this is why Kirk got all the women and would still totally kick bald head pussy Picard’s ass!

      • Chafed

        Oh yeah.

    • Rhywun

      please don’t put a label on me to define yourself

      Amen.

      • Chafed

        I love that he said it, stuck with it, and would not back down.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        What’s telling is that every subsequent one of those bitchers is a carbon copy of the last one, in terms of identity. It’s like they all non-conformed at the same store.

  21. Hyperion

    Today when we were out and about, I for some reason just stated thinking about all of the kiddies who got out of Spring classes this year and are going to get out of fall classes as well, and tried to put myself in that place as a 5th grader.

    Man, I remember snow days. A snow day at that age, it was like the best thing that could ever happen to you. It was almost as good as a Christmas and Bday combined.

    And when summer came around, you know, that’s something that only happened once a year, and when you are 10, a year last like eons! I mean the oceans of time and space you would have to cross that encompass an entire year, along with being in one grade and going to the next, mind boggling, almost beyond comprehension. When the teacher said those magical worlds ‘you’re dismissed’, the day school was out for summer, OMG! It was just a stampede and such joy that your little heart had never experienced, since last time school was out.

    Then to imagine an entire year without school. Unimaginable. It would have been an adventure of epic proportions. For me and my cousins and friends, it would have been like real life Lord of the Flies expanded version. As a 5th grader I would have been raiding my uncle’s well stocked liquor cabinets and we would have been plotting to take over the world, because the kids had won the final victory, no more school, no more rule’s! We’d all be found passed out the next day on stolen liquor, in places we were forbidden to go, and probably would have knocked over the candy store the day, empty beer cans and pixie stix straws everywhere, underwear on our heads and socks on our ears. For the glory!

    • Brochettaward

      So Hyperion spent the day thinking about children.

    • Urthona

      but it sucks balls for modern children who do nothing but stare at devices all day indoors.

      • LJW

        Speaking of snow days and devices. We had to listen to the radio to wait for school closings to be announced. Nowadays them dang kids and their internets can just look it up. Also it took a blizzard to get us out of school. Now they just mention snow in the forecast and class is canceled.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, we could only max out at like five snow days so they had to reserve them for the worst of the worst. Like snow over your head.

      • Chafed

        I remember that. Praying my school would be on the list they called out.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The universities never cancelled. For them to do so would be a blizzard of a lifetime. Now they shut down just like public schools.

  22. Gustave Lytton

    11 hours and a Texas crutch later, pork butt is done and resting. Shoulda started it last night. And those WiFi thermometers with alarms are looking pretty good now.

    • Digby and the Wonder Llama

      I’m a bad widdle boy for laughing at this phrase, but…

      But two years later, she has turned her life around

      *”Turning your life around”….after gouging out your own eyes? I guess she’s on the wagon?

    • Hyperion

      Kids, do not do the drugs that makes you rip out your eyeballs. Maybe a beer, some weed, even a little blow, but stay away from that one.

      Once I did some acid with this dude and he went to the bathroom and didn’t come back for a really long time. And I thought, hmm, this is bad, but maybe that much time didn’t really pass and it just seems like it because I’m tripping.

      So I just kept sitting there, but finally I said to myself, OK, I’d better to check on the kid, I hope he is not freaking out. I think I was 21 but he was only 19.

      So I go to check on him and the door is open, so I look in there and he’s just standing there, staring in the mirror. So I said ‘dude, are you OK?’. Then he just sort of snaps out of it, but he looked like he’d seen a ghost and I said ‘let’s go back in the living room and watch some TV or something’.

      So we get back in there and he finally speaks and says ‘Man, don’t ever look in the mirror if you’re doing acid, my eyes just melted out of my head and went down the drain and I was trying to get them back out’. So I said ‘OK, good advice’.

  23. Hyperion

    I know it’s late. But Juan Williams is an idiot. The part where Kennedy laughs at him is great.

    More adventures in Portlandia

    • Gender Traitor

      I can tell right now that the link isn’t gonna take me there. And I do wanna see Kennedy laugh at Juan W.

      • Hyperion

        hmmm

        Again

      • Gustave Lytton

        Part of the problem is that large swathes of Americans, thanks to the commie indoctrination factories of school and the media, is sympathetic to the idea that lives are more valuable than property to the point where they don’t think property crimes are that big of a deal.

        In a just world, Bernie Goetz would be pardoned.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Yup.

        When any one pulls that shit, wrt criminals getting killed for thefts, etc., my response would be, “My property didn’t do anything wrong; it is innocent.”

    • Sean

      Juan is retarded. It is known.

  24. Digby and the Wonder Llama

    “Raspberry oatmeal stout”??

    No thanks–I’m waiting on the Crunchy Frog Lager.

    • Hyperion

      Damn hipster juice.

    • Rhywun

      Mao smiles up at them from hell.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        If they wanna pull that shit around me, and get froggy, I can have them join him.

        I don’t suffer commies lightly.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s what’s going to happen. And their allies in the DA’s office will overcharge and process harass anyone who uses legitimate force against these vermin.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Depends on where this takes place. For instance, I try to avoid Dallas (city and county) as much as possible.

        Plus–and, I don’t exactly like this sentiment–it can, and does, help to work in LE, in such cases.

      • Chafed

        That’s the part that scares me. I can only hope a jury will see through the bullshit.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Motte and baileys existing law. A better analogy would be charging anyone who doesn’t use a condom with attempted murder if they unknowingly pass a STD. Utter nonsense.

    • Q Continuum

      Garret Foster suddenly became a good Commie.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Foster was armed with an assault-style weapon

        This shit is starting to get rally old, even with the weasel word “style”. I don’t care if he was a reincarnation of Lenin–he didn’t have an assault rifle, or what they said, since an actual assault rifle is categorized exactly by its style.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        really*

        OK, maybe “rally”, too. Many of these rallies today are so very tiresome.

      • PieInTheSky

        so in the end was Garret Foster a “libertarian” simping for the commies or just a commie? I am not sure which is worse

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        I think he just wanted power in “other hands”–more collective than anything else. So, I vote for commie.

      • Rhywun

        Has he ever written for TOS…?

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        You’re killing it tonight, Rhy ?

    • Chafed

      At some point it will happen with an off duty leo.

  25. Digby and the Wonder Llama

    BTW–I think a few of us around here have indulged in buying Glibs masks off of Redbubble.

    I just got mine on Friday. I’m a bit torn about it (and another one I bought), as they aren’t what I would call “high quality”. And, just so it’s said, the masks aren’t made by our overlords here, so the quality of them isn’t a glibs issue.

    Anyway, I’m not exactly thrilled by their quality. Then again, they are, both, masks for the silliness of various EO’s, and not at all about actual viral safety and healthcare. So, I guess it’s a wash–I’m happy to have it, and did wear it while grocery shopping on Saturday.

    • Chafed

      I got two as well. I think the quality is suitable for the occasion. They say, “technically I’m a mask but let’s not pretend I’m helping anyone.”

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        I think the quality is suitable for the occasion

        Yeah, that’s what I, ultimately, arrive at. If I had ordered them for some other, non-health theater purpose, I’d be a bit disappointed in their manufacture.

        I will say this for the various health shams going on–it has brought out the creativity in many people, and/or given people a new avenue for it.

        #talismask

  26. Digby and the Wonder Llama

    A movie line I keep coming back to these days–it wasn’t spoken in support of the best situation, but, Mel’s line from the first part of The Patriot:

    “Why should I trade one tyrant, 3000 miles away, for 3000 tyrants, one mile away?” Fuck these Starbucks Stalinists and their riots.

    • salted earth

      “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        You can almost see Mel saying that line….

      • salted earth

        Lethal Weapon and Dirty Dancing both released in 1987, in an alternate timeline who knows…

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        That…..that is interesting.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Lethal Dancing….

      • Gustave Lytton

        Eighth Wonder becomes a breakout hit in the US, Patsy Kensit focuses on music, never hooks up one of the Oasis losers, and doesn’t go down the plastic surgery uggo road.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Kensit has been married and divorced four times.

        Eeeeeeeehhhhh……

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        Crap–I thought you might have been exaggerating* that “uggo” comment, but…hoo boy.

        /no accounting for taste, amirite?

      • Gustave Lytton

        There was a time when I would have willingly revoked her diplomatic immunity.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        From the looks of it, you probably have a chance, currently.

      • Digby and the Wonder Llama

        I mean…I might, too. She doesn’t seem picky, as long as you got lots of booze.

  27. Tejicano

    Somehow I never saw “Dirty Dancing” – I guess it was never a thing in Japan so no women I ever dated here made it a point to watch it together. I can’t remember why I never saw it with my ex – who I was married to in 1987. I doubt I missed anything.

    • Digby and the Wonder Llama

      Not as far as I can tell, you didn’t.

    • Gender Traitor

      Saw it with MY ex while he was a residence hall advisor at the small Midwestern college where he attended seminary. Then we went to said college’s graduation ceremony and I recognized the school’s alma mater as having the exact same tune as the Dirty Dancing Catskills resort’s anthem. Giggles were suppressed.

    • Frnxt Ghrt Digby Gurm

      They didn’t bust ’em for sexist pricing? I am disappoint.

    • Rhywun

      Looks like a peaceful protest to me.

    • Gender Traitor

      Why did they have to schedule it on a Monday? : (

  28. Sean

    *checks news*

    Everything is still stupid and you don’t have enough ammo.

    • Lackadaisical

      Yeah, I’m not happy with my self defense situation at home, but current events are helping to prevent a remedy to the situation.

      What do y’all think about the N.Y. attorney General trying to disband the NRA?

      Seems like bs,if specific people committed crimes they should be jailed for it or fined. I guess at some point an organization ad a whole can be tainted, but that gets increasingly difficult to prove as membership increases. My 2 cents.

      • Rhywun

        Politically-motivated theater. She bragged about wanting to take them (not him) down during her campaign.

      • Lackadaisical

        Oh, no doubt. She seems like a real piece of work.

        Also, glad to see you back on, hope your doing better.

  29. UnCivilServant

    Mornin’, Glibs.

    It appears to be monday. 🙁 I have work again today.

    • Lackadaisical

      Morning, no work for me, unless all hell broke out during the weekend. Which it may have.

    • Gender Traitor

      Mornin’, UCS. I will have my own work – no payroll to process this week, at least – and a goodly chunk of Unreliable-and-Soon-to-be-Ex-Coworker’s work to do. I haven’t heard any hints that anyone has expressed an interest in the internal posting of her position, so I fear it will take my boss a while to get around to advertising it out in the World At Large. He doesn’t like – and therefore is not the best at – doing that sort of thing.

      ::shrugs:: It beats not having work.

      • UnCivilServant

        Three weeks until a vacation.

      • Gender Traitor

        Woo hoo! Planning any travel, even if not nearly as far as you’d originally intended?

      • UnCivilServant

        At the furthest, I’d be visiting my mother.

        Mostly the vacation is to burn leave time so I don’t lose it.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yup – after using a chunk in May, I figured out I had until November before I accrued enough again to max out, so I’ve scheduled some time off around my birthday but before Thanksgiving. In the meantime, I’m sure I’ll use a little here and there – I hope we can get away for at least a long weekend somewhere different and pleasant.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Just cancel and try again next year. At this point, whatever sham of a season they put together isn’t going to be worth the effort.