Monday morning links of pay homage to the Proletariat

by | Sep 7, 2020 | Daily Links | 334 comments

Fat fuck, I hope he chokes on all that delicious cake.

 

Labor Day. Celebration of the working man. The backbone of the collective. The only appropriate way to view this day is to pretend you’re a NYC teacher in the rubber room and fuck off for full pay. Or bbq and beer, whichever you can swing.

 

Now we’ve REALLY got him!

 

I think we’re well past the point where it’s time to send in some Pinkerton men.

 

Then again, there’s been some great entertainment.

 

Just when the Brits let their guard down, we strike again with a secret weapon.

 

Ol’ commie Pope sure has his finger on the pulse of current events.

 

New York looks at Oregon and says, “hold my beer”.

 

It’s a holiday Monday, no need to get all wound up. Let’s ease into it.

 

 

 

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

334 Comments

  1. Shpip

    Now-viral social media clips show a vast crowd of protesters descending on unwitting outdoor diners in Rochester on Friday night, forcing patrons to leave while smashing up tables and throwing chairs.

    One protester can be heard screaming, “We’re shutting your party down!”

    Sooner or later someone’s going to get sick of this nonsense and go full Beastie Boys on the protesters.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Check the video. They had at least one 280 lb linebacker leading the charge into the restaurant knocking over tables in the West End.

      We’re not far from somebody unloading in response.

      • Rhywun

        I’m just as angry at all the r-tards with their fucking cameras obsessively trained on the violence.

      • Lackadaisical

        How so?

      • Rhywun

        I just find it unseemly when someone’s first response to rioting, looting, and such is to point their phone at it instead of, you know, helping.

        OTOH video evidence is useful so I’m not being entirely rational here.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve pondered whether I should get a body cam for going out to a restaurant. Truly retarded times we’re living in.

      • Lackadaisical

        Just don’t forget your face diaper.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        I have a body cam which I wear when out and about in places where there are a high percentage of young ‘uns. Too many of my bad experiences in life have been with groups of kids that were acting like a pack of animals.

        I haven’t had much reason to wear it during the pan(dem)ic. Go figure.

      • Lackadaisical

        I can see it either way. Most people wouldn’t help anyway, so maybe videoing it is a bigger help than they’d otherwise be.

      • Rhywun

        Vultures, most of them. But yeah, agreed.

      • Mojeaux

        IMO, it’s important for it to be documented. So the dude filming didn’t help. Nobody else did, either.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I thought I was going to wait all morning for some to catch that.

  2. straffinrun

    I like when Spud does the links because I don’t have to smoke a clove and pretend I like the music.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I chuckled.

      *lights doobie*

    • Lackadaisical

      XD

      Liked the music choice this morning, somehow good for a day off.

    • Ted S.

      A fucking 90-minute video?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I’m wearing a mask for your protection. I don’t have a gun to your head.

      • Lackadaisical

        Still safer than your music links.

      • Chafed

        Lol

  3. Grosspatzer

    During 100 days of protests, Portland police have declared riots on 26 days.

    So, mostly peaceful.

    • PieInTheSky

      riots are violent only to white supremacy

    • Overt

      During 1 bajillion Student-Days at school, there have been like 20 mass shootings- so, you know, a massive epidemic requiring us to amend the Bill of Rights and disarm all law abiding citizens.

  4. straffinrun

    Survivors of sexual abuse of the Catholic Church have previously noted that this ideology of private reprimand evades public punishment

    *Interlocks fingers*

    Here’s the church and here’s the steeple. Open it up and all the lawsuits.

    • Fourscore

      According to my dentist, the pope (not Jimbo) is right. Plaque is far worse than the CV. Recommends more frequent appointments ’cause he has 2 kids in college.

  5. Count Potato

    “I think we’re well past the point where it’s time to send in some Pinkerton men.”

    Do they have neutron bombs?

  6. straffinrun

    Authorities placed a spit hood on Prude during the arrest

    My imagination is my Google, but feel free to fill me in on whatever that is.

    • Grosspatzer

      Also from that story:

      Prude — who was discovered running around the city streets naked and reportedly high on PCP in March — died following the detainment by Rochester police. Authorities placed a spit hood on Prude during the arrest, and reportedly pressed his face into the pavement.

      These are indeed the end times. A Prude running around the streets naked?

    • Rhywun

      I’m guessing cops get spit on a lot.

    • Lackadaisical

      Basically a fabric bag (pillow case?), I assume.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is it pointy on top?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      These are the same people who would say that not wearing a mask is equivalent to killing someone. Yet they oppose putting a hood on someone who is spitting.

  7. Rufus the Monocled

    BLM looters are borderline hobos acting like thugs. They can easily be rounded up and beat to a pulp. The question is why it’s not being done. Are they being protected?

    One day those people are gonna end up in the wrong neighbourhood run by the mob. And then it will be ‘now youz can’t leave’. Oh how I pray that happens.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Labor Day. Celebration of the working man. The backbone of the collective – “You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”

    • straffinrun

      Nice. Maybe I’m just in a good mood, but it feels the mood is changing.

      • straffinrun

        It’s true. After Ted’s music post, my mood is changing.

      • Gender Traitor

        Not this?

      • straffinrun

        Got a Christopher Cross link for you below.

      • DrOtto

        Christopher Cross will make you jump, jump.

  9. Sean

    Mornin y’all

    • Sean

      And good afternoon to Pie

      • PieInTheSky

        I’ve had better 🙂

      • Gender Traitor

        Still feelin’ poorly? : (

      • PieInTheSky

        No… I feel like 90%. I ate almost normally today went to the gym with no additional side effects.

    • Gender Traitor

      Mornin’, Sean.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    And the natives become more restless

    Two Democratic strategists who recently viewed focus groups of suburban voters described high-propensity voters increasingly concerned about unrest in urban centers, though both strategists said it was unclear whether that concern would push them to Biden or to Trump.

    One of the strategists described a focus group in which white, college-educated women reacted to the protests by discussing their own property values and, in one woman’s case, her family’s mortgage.

    “White women who have college degrees are starting to really get sick of this,” the strategist said.

    No kidding, Shirley?

    • Count Potato

      TMITE

      • Atanarjuat

        This Month Is The End

      • Gender Traitor

        If only that were true. Fifty-seven more days, per my countdown spreadsheet. At least.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t know that I have 57 different ways to avoid the media.

      • blackjack

        Nope. This is going to be the most contested election in US history. There’s no end in sight.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And just think, Ol’e J. Roberts may be our Destroyer

    • Gender Traitor

      I have one of those electronic fly swatters next to me on the futon right now. It’s safe to use outside, though, right? Right??

      • Count Potato

        You mean a bug zapper?

      • Gender Traitor

        Looks like a racquetball racket with batteries in the handle and metal grids across the business end. Hold down the button on the handle as you swat, and it fries ’em.

      • Count Potato

        Have you heard of Bug-A-Salt?

      • Gender Traitor

        Sounds kinda familiar. ::DDGs it:: Oh, yeah, baby! I want this one! Does it have to ship to an FFL dealer?

      • Count Potato

        Only in Chicago, NYC, LA, or any city with more than 37 black guys.

    • Lackadaisical

      XD

      He must be nailing that ref’s wife or something.

      • Gdragon

        Nah, Joe West is just that type of egotistical asshole. I suspect that many baseball fans could have guessed that this would be him.

  11. PieInTheSky

    Far left: “we’d like wealth redistribution, universal healthcare, and a Green New Deal.”

    Far right: “we’d like to kill the Jews and communists.”

    Centrists: “damn, which is the greater threat???”

    https://twitter.com/GravelInstitute/status/1302630680501903360

    This anti centrist stick of the left is getting old and was never even remotely clever

    • Atanarjuat

      Me: “incredibly charitable interpretation of my politics”

      Them: “bad faith strawman of their politics”

    • leon

      Communists never wanted to kill all the kulaks and centrists. But they just had to. Felt they owed it to them.

      • Lackadaisical

        Anyone who understands what ‘wealth redistribution’ actually entails, and the relative influence of the two groups referenced can quickly conclude which is the greater threat. History is purposefully not taught.

    • Charlie Suet

      The key problem for the supposedly moderate-left is that the far left (purports to) care about the same issues as they do, such as poverty, climate change, rape, racism etc. As a result they’re deluded into thinking that the far left essentially means well, even if they don’t explicitly agree with them. Most soft lefties don’t want societal upheaval, but are happy to pal around with those who do.

      What they can’t seem to grasp is that there’s a difference between diagnosis and cure, and that advocating a system that relies on mass theft and murder is evil even if your motives are supposedly pure.

      Not that has much to do with your link – which is just mendacious rubbish.

      • PieInTheSky

        even if your motives are supposedly pure. – but we are at a point in history where you can no longer believe motives are pure. They are by hate, envy and power hunger. There is no longer doubt about this.

      • Charlie Suet

        Definitely true of the central figures. But by claiming to provide an instant solution to difficult problems they attract a lot of hangers-on who probably do care about the central issue.

        Likely quite a lot of the fringe protestors for something like Extinction Rebellion are actually motivated by panic about climate change, rather than a deep-seated urge to smash everything and ruin everyone’s lives.

        A lot of them are also babies who think the government should be their all-powerful mummy and daddy, so if the state hasn’t fixed the problem it must be because they’re not really trying.

    • PieInTheSky

      it is important to educate a generation to be weak and fragile and beholden to the state

    • straffinrun

      While the other half of the class is spanking it under the desk.

      • Count Potato

        Pics of the teacher or it didn’t happen.

      • straffinrun

        “Mr. Hand”

    • Lackadaisical

      I don’t get it. The kid isn’t even white, its not like he’s going to shoot the school up.

      Seriously though, why’d they let the cops talk to their son?

      “No, you cannot come in.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Seriously though, why’d they let the cops talk to their son?

        “No, you cannot come in.”

        Officer: No problem sir, we’ll be back with CPS. We believe your home is a dangerous environment so your son, along with your children, will be put in a safe place. You can petition the court for your children back.

        HSLDA is filled with these kind of horror stories of CPS being sicced just like this homeschooling families. It takes time to get your children back, even assuming everything goes perfectly in your favor, and the judges are almost always strongly biased against the parents. The children had the shit beat out of them, even to the extent of a broken arm, in a foster home while going through this process in the last article I read.

      • blackjack

        I don’t have recent experience, but this sound about right, right here. Simultaneously, there’s a kid getting brutally abused and reported to them and they ditch out on doing anything about it until he’s killed. Government workers screw things up. When they try and do really important things like protect children, it ain’t no different.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep. Most of the time, the cops will be on your side in a situation like this. It’s better to just get it over with unless they prove to be unreasonable. If you force them to involve child protective services, then there’s no telling what might happen. The CPS people might also be on your side, but at that point you’re caught in the clutches of the bureaucracy so it doesn’t really matter.

    • ruodberht

      42 USC 1983. Wish I had a kid who paid off that well.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Bruley said Biden “needs to get out and go places a bit more” to counter Trump. And in nearby Oakland County, Mich., Vaughn Derderian, the chair of the local Democratic Party, suggested Biden may be especially qualified to discuss race and violence in the suburbs.

    Unlike Trump, a septuagenarian white man who is relying on what may be an antiquated vision of the suburbs, Biden is a septuagenarian white man who is laboring, often awkwardly, to catch up to what they have become.

    “It really does feel like Biden himself is almost the best candidate for this moment because of who he is as a person and his ability to talk about racial justice and racial equality in a way that sounds like a traditional white, suburban guy,” Derderian said. “He doesn’t particularly sound woke, but you also understand that he gets it and that he’s trying to look at these problems in a realistic way.”

    Yup. Everywhere I look, I see just what I expected to see.

    • CPRM

      “They gonna yall back in chains!” Yep, sounds like every level-headed suburbanite.

    • Rhywun

      Biden may be especially qualified to discuss race and violence in the suburbs

      That’s hilarious. Pull the other one, dude.

      • Sean

        Come on, man!

        You know…the thing!

    • Fourscore

      “septuagenarian white man”

      I see an opportunity here. Keep those kids at home.

    • Lackadaisical

      Has to be the Bee?

    • Atanarjuat

      California, from the home of the aerospace industry and Silicon Valley to a place not advanced enough for controlled burns, desalination and functioning electrical power grids, due only to retarded politics.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The problem was they fired all 57 genders.

    • Rhywun

      I thought it was global warming. We are all guilty and should be shamed (and penniless).

      Also… every time I hear “gender reveal” I picture someone like Jame Gumb. I don’t recall hearing of the phenomenon more than a couple years ago.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t either.

    • Shpip

      Well, gender is just a social construct, so… ask again in a few years.

      • ruodberht

        A pair of Magic 8 Balls?

    • blackjack

      Musta hired these people!

      We were at the park for this. Luckily we were all the way on the other side. The people in lawn chairs in front of the houses across the street got literally shot at by them. 20 seconds of fireworks, massive boom/light flash, dead silence, all light go out, sirens everywhere. After this, they moved the fireworks launch pad a few miles away.

    • Drake

      Is it last season or next season? Or do they just flow together into one hot mess I never watch.

  13. Rhywun

    New York looks at Oregon and says, “hold my beer”.

    Sooooooo glad I left that shithole 32 years ago and never looked back. People who think race relations are bad in Boston didn’t grow up in Rochester like I did.

    • Roland of Gilead

      Nope. Peachy derriere.

    • Chafed

      Yes?

      • Lackadaisical

        Definitely shopped her waist down.

  14. PieInTheSky

    chive replacement link of the day (i will probably do one or two more before getting bored)

    Frankies Bikinis | Resort 2019 | Full Show

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMKb0p4HZPs

    best ass might be round the 1 minute mark

    • Lackadaisical

      Sad if true, not saying it is a bad one, but I would expect better from bikini models.

      • PieInTheSky

        well depends on taste I suppose… some may like 5 50 some 6 50 (to much body fat for me) some 7 10 or 10 30

        I commented on 1 minute because seems to be the one that is on freze screen when the clip starts so I assume it was the author’s pick.

    • Chafed

      Q has taught you well.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    He-Man-Woman-Hater-in-Chief

    President Donald Trump is coming after Laurene Powell Jobs, the philanthropist billionaire who owns a majority stake in The Atlantic. The sixth-richest woman in the world, Jobs is the widow of Apple (AAPL) co-founder Steve Jobs.

    Trump said Laurene Powell Jobs, who has a net worth of $33.3 billion according to Bloomberg and $20.2 billion, according to Forbes, is “wasting money” Steve Jobs left her after he died by owning the magazine that published a damaging report about him last week.

    On Thursday, The Atlantic published a story written by its editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg that reported four anonymous sources said Trump called Americans who died in battle “losers” and “suckers.”
    The article outlines Trump’s derogatory remarks about service members and their intelligence. The Atlantic also reported that Trump asked for wounded veterans to be kept out of military parades. CNN has confirmed some aspects of The Atlantic’s story.

    In response to the story in The Atlantic, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden tweeted, “Here’s my promise to you: If I have the honor of serving as the next commander in chief, I will ensure that our American heroes know that I will have their back and honor their sacrifice. Always.”

    President Cartoon Villain would never have dared to call out the owner of the Atlantic over that smear job if it were a man. Billionaire philanthropist women are an easy target.

    *CNN has confirmed some aspects of The Atlantic’s story.*

    There is, in fact, a World War I cemetery in France. Story = true.

    • PieInTheSky

      Trump said Laurene Powell Jobs, who has a net worth of $33.3 billion according to Bloomberg and $20.2 billion, according to Forbes, is “wasting money” Steve Jobs left her after he died by owning the magazine – he is not wrong

      • Count Potato

        Can I have that $10.1B if no one can notice the difference?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Laureen Jobs, golddigger extraordinaire.

      I’ll give her some credit though, she suffered through at least a decade of putting up with Steve.

      • Rhywun

        Heh.

        I’ve heard stories about working for him.

        I wonder if Goldberg wrote Biden’s tweet, too. “Here ya go, Joe. Remember to wait twenty minutes or so.”

    • Rhywun

      CNN has confirmed some aspects of The Atlantic’s story

      *spits coffee*

      • leon

        They confirmed that it was reported by the Atlantic. Your calling them liars?

  16. PieInTheSky

    The story of Nigel Richards, the man from New Zealand who memorized every French word in the French scrabble dictionary and won the French Scrabble Championship without speaking any French

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Trump, in his Sunday morning tweet, was responding to Charlie Kirk, the chair of pro-Trump student group Trump Students. Kirk implied an ulterior motive, noting that Laurene Powell Jobs donated to Biden and owns the magazine that published the story about Trump.

    Laurene Powell Jobs inherited billions of dollars of stock in Apple and Disney from her late husband after he died in 2011. She founded The Emerson Collective, a social change organization focused on education, immigration reform, the environment, media and journalism and health. In 2017, The Emerson Collective bought a majority stake in The Atlantic. It also owns a stake in Axios.

    “Honest? Honest as the day is long.”

  18. PieInTheSky

    “Sports is an escape for me”. What are you escaping? If your life needs regular escaping — maybe some of that shit is on you. Maybe? Just some? The solution to an unfulfilled life, is often just mirror.

    https://twitter.com/ColinCowherd/status/1302257692141125633

    I find it fascinating how these complete morons don’t realize how lucky they are they live in a world they can make big money despite zero inteligence.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sports journalists are the lowest form of philosophers, just below “public intellectuals on Twitter”

      • Ted S.

        They dish it out, but they can’t take it.

      • PieInTheSky

        Cowherd is also sensitive when called out on his bullshit via say oldtakesexposed

    • leon

      All you people who make my job possible are pathetic.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Speaking of far left and far right I love the old thing how the far left in America is centrist in the rest of the world just because US is soo far right…

    For example a leftist view of politicians in the US on a compass

    https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d54d93e027e7a76c47a016bea6ece992

    DeBlasio and Warren are in fact right wing while Bernie is barely left…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t understand that chart at all. Were they throwing darts?

    • leon

      So deblassio and Warren want to kill Jews?

      • Count Potato

        Yes?

    • Grumbletarian

      Wow, there are no authoritarian leftists in America. VICTORY!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Authoritarian leftists are a myth anyway.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      All my illusions have just been destroyed….

      • Atanarjuat

        Bullshit artists have always done well.

    • PieInTheSky

      in then end this is the beauty of the free market.

      • PieInTheSky

        also why terrorists hate America presumably.

    • Fourscore

      They are not real jobs, as in productive. No basement in the house so they get to live upstairs.

  20. Tundra

    Good morning, Comrade Spud!

    Thank you for bringing all the lynx that expose the lies of the running dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie!

    Christ, even making fun of the loser commies is joyless.

    100 days of fucking rioting. I can’t even imagine what that place is gonna look like after it’s all over. I was in our Uptown area on Saturday and there are still plenty of places boarded up. There was also some kind of demonstration going on. Blah.

    And Rochester. Sweet jesus, things are gonna go sideways fast if this is the new tactic. It’s one thing smashing buildings, but once you start attacking normies, I gotta believe there will be a response from some quarter.

    The failed monarchists link, however, gave me a chuckle. Do you think the kid wakes up every morning, looks over at the harpie, and asks himself “what the hell was I thinking?!?”

    I hope everyone has a great day of grilling, drinking and happiness. Why the fuck not?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think I’m going to go to the office and work.

      • Grosspatzer

        Office? I have vague memories of such things.

    • Rhywun

      And Rochester. Sweet jesus, things are gonna go sideways fast if this is the new tactic. It’s one thing smashing buildings, but once you start attacking normies, I gotta believe there will be a response from some quarter.

      It won’t be from the residents of that neighborhood – they’re all good-thinking sympathizers.

      I can see roving gangs with pitchforks assembling in more hard-scrabble neighborhoods of the sort I grew up in, though.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I have a very large and very expensive amplifier to finish measuring and reviewing, then 2000 words to crank out. It seems somehow wrong to spend my day off huddled in my lab, but fuck, it’s 114° outside and who needs to deal with THAT shit?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Getting a vaccine is the most important thing in human history

    Russian authorities have singled out teachers — as well as doctors — as key workers who will get access to the vaccine first, even before crucial phase 3 human trials have finished.

    But that’s not gone down well with some sections of these frontline workers who don’t buy Putin’s claims of the efficacy of the vaccine and are reluctant to be used as human guinea pigs.
    On September 1, Russian classrooms reopened for the first time since March amid the Covid-19 pandemic — the same day the country surpassed 1 million coronavirus cases. Teachers were meant to be among the first to benefit from Russia’s new coronavirus vaccine, especially given the close contact with hundreds of children that they are exposed to on a daily basis. But CNN is learning that few — if any — have so far taken up the offer to be vaccinated.

    Developed by the Moscow-based Gamaleya Institute, the Sputnik-V vaccine was named after the surprise 1957 launch of the world’s first satellite by the Soviet Union.
    Russia’s claim of victory at being the first to approve a coronavirus vaccine in a worldwide pandemic was initially met with widespread concern and unanswered questions over its safety and effectiveness, and not just from outside the country.
    A Russian teachers’ union, “Uchitel,” started an online petition calling on members to reject the vaccine outright on safety grounds, and expressing concern that vaccination — currently voluntary — should not be made mandatory unless clinical trials are complete.

    Toxic individualism strikes again. Those people need to read their copy of the social contract.

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Dave Smith debates a douche (Andy Craig, LP somethingortheother):

    https://youtu.be/KJJ94sjzct0

    Interesting but over an hour and don’t bother clicking if you don’t enjoy semitrainwrecks (from Lions of Liberty podcast).

    • Tundra

      Thanks. Dave was talking about it in his last POTP. Downloaded for my walk.

    • leon

      I really dislike the debates Dave Smith does. I’ll catch up on what the glib reviews are.

      • Tundra

        It was pretty bad. The CATO dude was really a caricature of the new wave of ‘libertarian’. I’ve heard most of the shows in question and the dude made exactly zero salient points.

        Dave was Dave. He should have ignored this one, but I think he enjoys a scrap. I understand that, but man, if this Craig dude is indicative of the LP party insider, I think I’m starting to see why Woods calls them the loser brigade.

        There was one funny moment when Dave asked if the guy worked on the Weld campaign. He indignantly replied “I worked for Gary Johnson”. Gold.

  23. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Now-viral social media clips show a vast crowd of protesters descending on unwitting outdoor diners in Rochester on Friday night, forcing patrons to leave while smashing up tables and throwing chairs.

    They went inside the restaurant too along with screaming in patrons faces and physically assault. They’re putting innocents in a very difficult position. Trying to flee with young children through a riot like that doesn’t seem the best position for armed families caught in that. What a horrible position to be put in.

    I think the worst part in all of this is the politicization of prosecutions. Americans defending their families from from these thugs would be charged with mass murder and have their children stripped from them just in the name of politics. It’s a really disturbing spiral. The Rittenhouse prosecution is a pivotal moment for this country. The next person defending themselves may not be so quick to turn themselves in for a sham trial and others may rally to prevent it.

    • Count Potato

      “armed families”

      Not likely in New York.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        They’re expanding out beyond liberal stronghold states now. Riots just happened in Raleigh, NC.

      • Grosspatzer

        That depends. Plenty of armed folks in the less trendy neighborhoods.

    • Rhywun

      They’ve destroyed one of the few bright spots in a city that has steadily lost population since the 1950’s. I hope they’re proud of themselves.

      • Lackadaisical

        Just redistributing some wealth, comrade.

      • Rhywun

        Maybe they were hungry.

      • Gender Traitor

        +1 LesMiz

  24. straffinrun

    That is way too much fun putting music to that flaming footed guy. C’mon, give me some more ideas.

    https://kapwi.ng/c/W26lC6xb

  25. DEG

    Good song.

    President Donald Trump’s longtime lawyer and personal fixer, Michael Cohen, alleges in a new book that Trump made “overt and covert attempts to get Russia to interfere in the 2016 election” and that the future commander in chief was also well aware of Cohen’s hush-money payoff to adult-film star Stormy Daniels during that campaign.

    Next NYT bestseller?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Who said you could do that?

    More than 1,000 people gathered at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach on Saturday to celebrate Burning Man culture, according to the mayor, who shut down the beach’s parking lot in response.
    “This was absolutely reckless and selfish,” Mayor London Breed tweeted Sunday morning. “You are not celebrating. You are putting people’s lives at risk. You are putting our progress at risk. No one is immune from spreading the virus.”

    ——-

    But people gathered on Saturday anyway in San Francisco, and video from Craig Fowler showed a large group dancing in front of a stage with a DJ and another showed fire dancers on the beach.

    Fowler said many people were wearing masks, but the mayor does not want the event to continue. Breed closed the parking lot serving the beach and warned attendees not to return for another round Sunday night.
    “Don’t do it,” she tweeted. “Law enforcement will be patrolling. We know people love Burning Man and people want to get together this weekend. But we all need to do our part. Stay home, stay safe.”

    They should have had their party downtown, and burned a furniture store. That would have been okay.

    • Grosspatzer

      Did the guy from Portland show up?

    • EvilSheldon

      The only possible response to, “We all need to do our part,” is “Go fuck yourself, you banal twit.” Or possibly, “Fine, my part is to do whatever the fuck I want. Your part is to shut the fuck up and go cower under the bed.”

      Huh. You know, I seem to remember saying pretty much the same thing to conservatives, regarding terrorism, after 9/11…

  27. Grosspatzer

    RIP Lou Brock.

    https://www.mlb.com/news/lou-brock-dies-at-81

    Maybe the greatest base stealer of all time, but he was also the only guy I ever saw clear center field in the Polo Grounds. 475 feet to dead center.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Maybe the greatest base stealer of all time

      Cough, cough, Ricky Henderson, cough, cough.

      • Roland of Gilead

        Rickey agrees with this comment.

      • Roland of Gilead

        Also RIP Lou Brock

    • Gdragon

      Rickey was certainly a better basestealer. Tim Raines is another obvious one, Lou had just 130 more SBs than him in almost 300 more total attempts.

  28. Tulip

    Absolutely gorgeous weather this morning. Dog and I had a wonderful walk.

    • Gender Traitor

      Delightful morning here at Tranquility Base, too – sunny and 71 degrees F. May get thunderstorms later, though, so I’d best stay out here and enjoy this as long as possible.

      • Tundra

        Only 51 and sunny here, but I’ll take it!

      • Gender Traitor

        Throw on a hoodie and you should be golden.

      • Tulip

        So jealous

    • Ownbestenemy

      We are going from a high of 114 today down to like 80 tomorrow. This is how I get sick and everyone will think I have the commie plague.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuckers. It’s all been pure politics. Keep the populace scared.

    • Count Potato

      “The gyms that have been open for government employees include those for police officers, judges, lawyers, bailiffs, and paralegals, according to the report. One such gym, the Hall of Justice gym, has been open since July 1.

      “It just demonstrates that there seems to be some kind of a double standard between what city employees are allowed to do and what the residents of San Francisco are allowed to do,” Dave Karraker, owner of MX3 Fitness in the Castro, said.”

      “seems”

      • Lackadaisical

        How didn’t they not know this? The political class doesn’t have to suffer like the proles.

        We have a gym on our installation, it has been open this whole time.

    • Rhywun

      I am shocked.

    • westernsloper

      We’ve been played for suckers.

      Yep

    • EvilSheldon

      The stench of entitlement that emanates from the government worker class, is a big part of why I want to get the hell away from DC…

    • Drake

      You wouldn’t want your leaders to compromise their health by not working out, would you?

      • EvilSheldon

        I’m not picky about how my leaders compromise their health. Just so long as they do it.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    It’s about character

    At its heart, the 2020 presidential campaign has always been about character. Even a life-altering pandemic, an economic calamity and a national racial reckoning have become tests of the incumbent’s constitution: Whether Trump cared enough to confront a health crisis, whether he understood the suffering of out-of-work Americans and whether he could speak with compassion to those who have historically been oppressed in the United States.

    Former Vice President Joe Biden, the Democratic nominee, has expressly made Trump’s character the central argument of his campaign, and has been candid that he might not be running for president right now if the incumbent were a traditional Republican and not someone who — in Biden’s telling — lacks the moral authority to lead the country.

    Character assassination, anyway.

    Let’s pretend every President who has gone before him was perfect and noble in every way. Saintly, kind, generous, loving, gracious.

    • Tundra

      Two yuge Trump boat parades here this weekend suggest to me that the message they are trying to deliver isn’t working.

      For Trump on the St. Croix River

      For Trump on Lake Minnetonka

      Our feckless commie shitrag Star Tribune didn’t find either of these stories newsworthy. I wonder why?

      And yes, Lake Minnetonka was the one in Purple Rain that Prince evoked to get Apollonia Kotero naked and purifying herself. Thanks, Prince!

      • Chipwooder

        Also where he suggested Charlie Murphy could do so as well.

      • Fourscore

        Climate changers get it right. Trump supports fossil fuel/global warming/ and girls in bikinis.

    • Rhywun

      he might not be running for president right now if the incumbent were a traditional Republican

      OFFS!

      • Plinker762

        If only Trump was more like Nixon. Reagan or Bush. These were republicans the left was happy to work with.

      • SDF-7

        Fact Check: TRUE

        If the 2016 candidate was a traditional Republican, Herself would have loaded successfully instead of taking a page fault in Midwest.so, hence Biden would not be running now.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Why hasn’t the RNC hired Peter Buttglug as their chief strategist?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So hip

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Mainstreaming NOI theories.

    • Fourscore

      That’s a lotta lady. I had to laugh, no wonder people are starving in the US.

    • TARDIS

      My question is, who are the white people requiring this as a condition of employment? Those people need their collective asses beat to a bloody pulp.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        HR for liability reasons, apparently.

      • TARDIS

        It’s one thing to have some sort of “sensitivity and inclusion” mumbo jumbo, but to be forced to sit there while a privileged sack of shit calls you a racist is a whole new level of assholery.

      • EvilSheldon

        HR, but it’s not for liability reasons. HR departments the world over are infested with these pomo nimrods.

    • Brochettaward

      Having to hear that you aren’t fully human from someone who lost the physical form of a human long ago…

      • Gender Traitor

        If she kept her mouth shut, she might be Tres’s type.

      • TARDIS

        She has to keep it open so she can catch all the cheeseburgers. Someone should have just set a server size platter of them by her. She’d be too busy stuffing herself to spew all the stupidity.

      • Sean

        Heh

  30. westernsloper

    Favorite Led Zepplin

  31. Atanarjuat

    I saw that Stephen Miller (redsteeze) put one of his podcasts outside the paywall, so I decided to check it out. It’s pretty good. Interesting stuff about the timing of media dropping articles and how they’re violating all the old rules of journalism.

    https://www.patreon.com/posts/9-4-20-versus-to-41256494

    • Atanarjuat

      About 30 minutes in, he discusses the ramifications of the deals with Israel (that have happened recently) for Iran, the Palestinians and the US. Why is most media so fucking dumb? Where do you go to get good info like that?

  32. PieInTheSky

    Six sequels that outdo the original film

    https://life.spectator.co.uk/articles/six-sequels-that-outdo-the-original-film/

    ‘Sequels are whores’ movies’, the great screenwriter William Goldman once opined. As with so much that Goldman said, it’s pithy, witty and often accurate. All of us have been lured into cinemas with the promise of the continuation of a great film, only to be sorely disappointed by the cynicism of a lazy cash-in. Several of these have deservedly gone down as some of the worst pictures ever made: there is no need for any sensible person to watch Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights or Jaws: The Revenge.

    I was expecting some more obscure picks

    • Tundra

      I actually agree with most of those, but they forgot the most relevant:

      Godfather II.

      • Chipwooder

        Yes. Godfather II is the best sequel ever.

      • EvilSheldon

        Evil Dead 2?

      • Gender Traitor

        Seconded! (See what I did there?)

      • Rhywun

        Oo, nice pick

      • Old Man With Candy

        He mostly started with popular but crappy movies, which makes it an easier game.

        My nomination is Asian Nurses 7.

      • Tundra

        Good choice, but i thought it got derivative.

        Not like the sublime Asian Nurses 4, which I found to be a tour de force.

      • Fourscore

        Is it necessary to watch them sequentially to follow the story line?

      • blackjack

        Debbie does FT.Worth?

      • SDF-7

        No argument with Godfather II — I would argue with the article writer in that Supremacy was better than Ultimatum (which frankly just set the pattern for “re-use all the good beats of Supremacy” endemic to all the following films).

        And while TMP had issues, it was a box office success — so I think you really have to put Wrath of Khan in that list.

      • Rhywun

        you really have to put Wrath of Khan in that list

        This x1701

    • Rhywun

      Aliens

      No disrespect to that fine movie, but they’re wrong right out of the gate.

      *soldiers on*

      • Rhywun

        Terminator 2: Judgement Day

        Ditto.

        *taps out*

      • Overt

        Terminator 2 was a technically beautiful movie, but at the cost of what made Terminator great. The whole thing about Terminator was that the war with the machines was a foregone conclusion. Reese loved Sarah Conner, and her son sent him, knowing he would die- and he did it despite this knowledge. The whole T2 “Only fate but what you make” destroyed that story line, thereby removing the emotional weight of the sacrifice from the first film. And at the same time, it ruined the franchise. The 3rd movie- while inferior in almost every way- at least understood that the whole heart of the series was that the war was always going to happen.

        (Mind you, I don’t subscribe to this fatalistic “pre-ordained” world view in my normal life, but I can appreciate it in art. Fate was always a great mechanic in the Greek myths, and it is pretty good in Terminator.)

        I disagree that Alien was better than Aliens, though.

      • Rhywun

        Agree on T2 – hadn’t put that much thought into it before 🙂

        As for Alien(s), they’re so different it’s hard to pick one. The claim was that the sequel “outdid” the original and I can’t agree with that unless they simply mean “more action” or something.

    • EvilSheldon

      The Bourne Ultimatum wasn’t really a sequel, and while it was better than the lazy cash grab that was Supremacy, it wasn’t as good as Identity.

    • DrOtto

      No love for American Psycho II?

  33. Count Potato

    “Earlier this year, the U.S. intelligence community warned China, Russia, and Iran are seeking to influence the 2020 election. That assessment, released in August by Bill Evanina, who leads the National Counterintelligence and Security Center, said Russia is “using a range of measures to primarily denigrate” Biden. The same report said China wants President Trump to lose reelection and that the Iran regime is seeking to undermine his presidency.”

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/kamala-harris-russian-interference-could-cost-us-the-election

    So the Russians and Chinese cancel out?

    • Rhywun

      I wonder which one of the two is an actual threat to us in any respect.

      • Count Potato

        Maybe neither as far as who votes for who is concerned.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Foreign entities have tried to influence every election, succession, crowning, etc since the dawn of organized government. Yet the news wants everyone to believe this is a new thing only when OMB showed up on the scene.

      • Count Potato

        Office of Management and Budget?

  34. Count Potato

    “Overdose Awareness Day: How Drug Overdoses and White Supremacy Are Linked in the U.S.

    The belief that some people who use drugs deserve compassion and care and others don’t — which underpins U.S. drug policy and enforcement — is a relic from a nativist, racist era of our history. It’s a myth designed to privilege rich white people and justify state violence against poor people and people of color. Too often, stigma against people who use drugs is just thinly veiled white supremacy. To reduce overdose deaths, we must let go of this dichotomy and other narratives that justify the exclusion of low-income people and people of color from care — medical and otherwise.”

    https://www.teenvogue.com/story/overdose-awareness-day-united-states-history-white-supremacy

    https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1302827437924012032

    We need to legalize drugs and ban college.

    • TARDIS

      We need to legalize drugs and ban college.

      You have my vote.

    • Chipwooder

      Teen Vogue;dr

      • Ownbestenemy

        How else you gonna know the pleasures of anal sex then?

      • mrfamous

        Become an altar boy?

        I’ll just be quiet now…

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would have accepted scout master also.

      • blackjack

        Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, flip it over and here’s what it looks like when eight priests are happy to see you.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That little Sunday school rhyme referenced twice in one day on Glibs. It is the end of the universe

    • blackjack

      Because China White was better than Black Tar?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    News

    Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, said his magazine’s story about Trump calling Americans who died in battle “losers” and “suckers,” was just the tip of the iceberg.
    “I would fully expect more reporting to come out about this and more confirmation and new pieces of information in the coming days and weeks,” Goldberg told CNN’s Chief Media Correspondent Brian Stelter on “Reliable Sources” Sunday. “We have a responsibility and we’re going to do it regardless of what he says.”
    The magazine received backlash — from Trump and many others — for attributing the information to four anonymous sources. CNN has confirmed several aspects of The Atlantic’s reporting, also with sources who chose to remain anonymous.
    But Goldberg said that’s how the media is able to do its job of uncovering stories that take place behind closed doors.

    “We all have to use anonymous sources, especially in a climate where the president of the United States tries to actively intimidate,” Goldberg said of his editorial decision to cite nameless people. “These are not people who are anonymous to me.”

    We will continue to publish anonymous aspersions in our openly declared campaign to get Joe Biden elected.

    How does the Biden campaign account for this in its reports to the Federal Election Commission?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The people backing up the story are off the record (if they really even exist), the people that are saying the story is bullshit are on the record and that includes some hostile to Trump. That’s all I need to know.

      • DrOtto

        Trump is so beloved by the world that who would want to risk going on record against him?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sure Goldberg, where were you and did you speak up when a president actually was caught using the DOJ/FBI to spy on your profession?!

      “Under Mr. Obama, the Justice Department and the F.B.I. have spied on reporters by monitoring their phone records, labeled one journalist an unindicted co-conspirator in a criminal case for simply doing reporting and issued subpoenas to other reporters to try to force them to reveal their sources and testify in criminal cases.” NYT Editoral, 2016

      Amazing, I haven’t heard of the current DOJ taking any of you to court to reveal your anonymous sources

    • Rhywun

      “How many anonymously-sourced hit pieces are you sitting on, Jeff?”

      /not-CNN

  36. Count Potato

    “What’s it called when a bunch of masked white people with a history of violence looting and burning black communities block a black woman from driving while calling her racial slurs?”

    https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1302945857285877762

    • Gender Traitor

      I don’t KKKnow. What IS it KKKalled?

    • Lackadaisical

      Social Justice?

    • Rhywun

      Donald J. Trump
      @realDonaldTrump

      [lots of boats]

      Wish I could join you, but totally focused on November 3rd. Thank you! #MAGA

      LOL B+ trolling

  37. UnCivilServant

    Today I binge watched my entire blu-ray collection.

    It didn’t take very long.

    • Gender Traitor

      Title(s)?

      • UnCivilServant

        Lets see…

        Ultramarines.

        Aaaand that’s it.

        Before this week I didn’t own anything to play bluraus on and I only owned that one because it was part of a bluray/dvd pack. I needed something to test the machine with.

      • Gender Traitor

        Did you find one not made in China?

      • UnCivilServant

        I have to triple check but I’m fairly sure it was made in Malaysia.

      • UnCivilServant

        At the very least they printed the manual there 😛

    • CPRM

      I’ve got 20 some blu-rays just in my MCU collection.

      • UnCivilServant

        I didn’t collect any because I couldn’t play any.

      • CPRM

        I didn’t say I could play them ;p

        Being a video guy, I got one as soon as the price dropped below $100 for a unit, just like I did with being the second person in my town to have a DVD player.

    • Rhywun

      I have 5. Now that I own an all-region Blu-Ray player, I look forward to many more some day.

      • Gender Traitor

        “You just want to be able to play a foreign copy of Song of the South! RAAAAAAAYYYYCIIIIIIIST!”

      • Rhywun

        Damn. Busted.

      • CPRM

        I wish I had an all regions player. The only copies of FAQ About Time Travel I can find are region 2.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I have been watching season one of Lexx.

    If Zev is not the ultimate example of the perfection of the female form, she’s close enough for me.

    • PieInTheSky

      i remember Lexx

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Lexa Doig from Andromeda begs to differ.

    • Rhywun

      I forgot about that show. I remember it was fun.

    • commodious spittoon

      My, she’s busty.

    • Gender Traitor

      Winner!

      • Tundra

        Yes!

      • straffinrun

        By the way, I got a cartoon idea. It fits your format better. Talk to later about it.

      • The Hyperbole

        Cool, if you don’t want to give anything away by posting about it here you can email me – HeyBuddyStopDoingThat protonmail

    • CPRM

      Now that would be real funny if that had happened in Michigan.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::elbow-bump::

      • CPRM

        #CallBack!

    • Rhywun

      LOL!

    • mrfamous

      First big laugh of the last several days. Beautiful

    • Ownbestenemy

      Excellent. Might be better than the Footloose one.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I haven’t seen Burning Love used for the video.

      Joking aside, the after pics of the guy aren’t pretty. I hate burns.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    It’s ON
    TW: World Socialist Web Site

    On September 3, Michael Forest Reinoehl, 48, was shot and killed by a federal fugitive task force led by the US Marshals Service outside an apartment complex in Lacey, Washington.

    Reinoehl’s killing came several hours after he had been charged with the murder of Aaron “Jay” Danielson, a Trump supporter and right-wing vigilante, at a protest in Portland, Oregon, on August 29.

    Reinoehl’s death was a state-sanctioned killing, carried out with the support of the Justice Department and the White House. Just minutes before Reinoehl’s death was announced, President Donald Trump tweeted a demand that the police take action to apprehend Danielson’s killer. “Do your job, and do it fast. Everybody knows who this thug is,” Trump declared.

    While the precise circumstances leading to Reinoehl’s death remain murky, statements by police investigators, the US Marshals and Attorney General William Barr make clear there was no attempt to arrest him alive. His death was the intended outcome of an operation meant to intimidate others opposed to police violence and set a precedent for violent state attacks on workers coming into struggle against mass unemployment and the ruling class’s homicidal back-to-work and back-to school drives in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

    The most chilling statement came from Attorney General William Barr, who said in a press release posted on the Justice Department’s website that the killing of an “admitted Antifa member” was “a significant accomplishment in the ongoing effort to restore law and order.”

    Trump’s Death Squads finally leap into action. What have they been waiting for?

    • CPRM

      What have they been waiting for?

      Putin to give the order?

    • Rhywun

      You’d think the killing fields would be stacked with bodies given the number of stormtroopers Donald has access to.

  40. Tulip

    Dinner tonight will be tequila lime chicken with rice and refried beans

    • Ownbestenemy

      What time to stop by with the cerveza?

      • Tulip

        7:30

      • Ownbestenemy

        I prefer corn tortillas 🙂

      • Tulip

        Better bring them

    • Mojeaux

      tequila lime chicken

      I think we’ve talked about my Applebee’s knock-off version before, on Zoom. I need to make that again when it gets cooler.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I hate the tactic, but its so effective. Post a terrible tweet, let it start to circulate, delete the original and viola!

      • Rhywun

        What do you bass that on?

      • Gender Traitor

        If these puns don’t stop, I’m gonna get violint!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Seems to be the new thing. Post an outrageous tweet, let it go viral, then quietly delete it. No one questions you (if you are on the right! side of history) and your message is out in the world and taken as truth.

        There was an article not long ago, about a jogger who experienced this and was doxxed but turned out he was not the suspect in some case or another. No repercussions for the initial tweet and retweets.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And no, I missed it…I am going to actually work now…..

      • The Hyperbole

        Nothing, he’s just floundering.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hey I had to go into the office today, so I have been trying to orchestrate all my work and play on Glibs.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAPqGZNtXTE&quot;. This might be a good soundtrack for mister Portland pants on fire

    It would probably work better if you could slow the video a bit.

    • Gender Traitor

      Taj!!! Used to listen to this album while getting set up for our annual Labor Day weekend jam in the kneehills of the Mozarks!

  42. Mojeaux

    All caught up on The Boys (Amazon Prime Originals). Dark and weird. I have thus far not minded the gore, but Hughie calling/texting Annie all the time raised my eyebrows.

    Driving through a whale was a bold choice.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yeah I can hear the cries of PETA on that one. The puppy dog romance thing is odd but I guess okay.

      • Mojeaux

        I think the romance is cute, but it’s the “Vought has Annie’s phone bugged; WTF, are you stupid?” angle that has me raising my eyebrows.

  43. TARDIS

    They wanted a police state, and that’s what they we are going to get. Good and hard. And we will all suffer for it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That’s how you end up with a broken back…then again, better than being a splatter on the highway.

  44. Scruffy Nerfherder

    It’s nice to know that my family has traditions.

    Like when Scruffy is trying really hard to be upbeat and take the family out to breakfast, they act really pissy and unpleasant until Scruffy gets ticked off. Then they cheer up.

    • Gender Traitor

      At least you now know how to make them happy.

    • Brochettaward

      You aren’t beating them enough.

      • Brochettaward

        This is the advice I give everyone with family problems.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Party of Science!

    • Tundra

      Not very environmentally friendly.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It will be once they put the bags over their heads.

  45. Gender Traitor

    Speaking of Taj, a timely tune.

  46. Old Man With Candy

    No idea what we’ll do for dinner tonight. I hope SP has an idea, but she’s still passed out from the sparkling wine.

    Molecular drinks later.

    This recipe had something of a surprise in it.