Sunday Morning Glimmer of False Hope Links

by | Sep 13, 2020 | Daily Links | 241 comments

We do have something momentous today to follow last week’s momentous event. And that event was SP and me not watching opening day of the football season. And we’ll be doing other things on Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays the rest of this year- and I will skip the Ravens’s opener for the first time in the team’s existence. Congratulations, NFL, you drove off two life-long fans by deciding to go political. I feel like the guy who was in a deep and intense long term relationship when he finds out that his longtime love is simultaneously fucking the next door neighbor and crushing puppies to death. I sincerely hope for the NFL’s demise, though I have no illusion that this is going to happen. Just hope.

And there’s hope any time a baby is born. Usually futile, but every once in a while, the baby ends up an actual human of note. And babies born on this date who did so include the spiritual father of most American politicians; a guy who, unlike our current crop of government physicians, actually did something; a guy whose name ended up being an ass-sex euphemism; a famous serial killer; the father of bluegrass; and the one and only Velvet Fog.

Abandon all hope, ye who read the Links.

 

Little bit of a threat here? But have no illusions that Team Red is any different.

 

Wait, I was just assured by the NPR newscast that there was no evidence of arson! And of course, Facebook also wants to protect our vulnerable minds.

 

Best of All Timelines.

 

Just what we needed. Sheesh.

 

France gets back to normal.

 

So far, this mail in voting thing seems to be going smoothly.

 

“I made a Yankee in my pants.”

 

Old Guy Music features one of today’s birthday honorees. And a guy who, in his genre, was the Beatles, Duke Ellington, and Robert Johnson, all rolled up in one. This is just… the purest music I may have ever heard.

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Old Man With Candy

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241 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    As with baseball, Ive given up on football this year.

    mornin’

    • Old Man With Candy

      There’s always Mexican wrestling. I mean, they already have masks…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And it’s more realistic.

      • Suthenboy

        You misspelled Wrasslin’

      • Tres Cool

        Keepin with the idea of Bill Monroe, that reminded me of something:

        “Whats the difference between a violin and a fiddle?”

        A violin has strings; the fiddle has STRANGS.

      • Gender Traitor

        Lo, these many years ago, Tom T worked in a music store. One day a good ol’ boy came in and asked for “guitar wahrs (wires.)” Tom thought he meant the cables by which you plug a guitar into an amp or mixer, but eventually figured out the guy wanted guitar strings. IIRC, the two of them became friends and bandmates.

    • Gender Traitor

      Mornin’, homey. We gave up on NASCAR, haven’t watched any MLB, and likely won’t watch any NFL – unless we decide to make an exception for Packers/Bears. We’ll wait patiently and hope our beloved Mythical Fire-Breathing Reptiles (AKA Dayton Dragons) come back next year. Already paid for our 2021 season tickets with the money meant for this year’s nonexistent season.

      • Tres Cool

        What I miss the most is BIG10 football. And Im not too optimistic about UD basketball either, this year.
        For me, NFL games are really just an excuse to drink beer on Sunday afternoons.

      • Nephilium

        You need an excuse for that?

      • RBS

        I gave up on NASCAR a few years ago which kind of sucks since I’ve been going to Darlington my whole life. It just got boring. I pretty much stopped closely following the NFL when we gave up our Panthers season tickets but I’ll still listen to games on the radio. All I really have left sports wise is college football and they seem hell bent on destroying that too.

    • Rhywun

      “Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Football Team”

      ???

      Gotta watch if only for the lulz

      • creech

        Eagles changing their name, for one game, to “Buffalo Soldiers” so you won’t know if you should root for Black Cavalry Lives Matter or Brave Native American Environmental Stewards.

      • Agent Cooper

        Why not a drug-running motorcycle gang?

  2. Sean

    So many links!

    Nice to see the French yellow jackets back at it.

    • CPRM

      Killer Bees Murder Hornets!

  3. CPRM

    The mailer, already received by some Colorado voters, “provides false or misleading information about the manner of Colorado’s elections by stating that voters should ‘[r]equest [their] mail-in ballot (often called ‘absentee’ ballot) at least 15 days before Election Day’ and ‘mail [their] ballot at least 7 days before Election Day,” the ruling said.
    In fact, Colorado voters receive a ballot automatically and they do not need to mail it back, Voters can instead use a drop-box or vote in person.

    “This attempt at voter suppression

    ‘Make sure you get your ballot and get it out on time’=suppression, got it.

    • Nephilium

      I got that mailer here in Ohio. Does this mean my vote doesn’t matter?

      • Chafed

        It’s obviously tainted.

  4. Suthenboy

    I will get to the links in a second….

    posted in dead thread regarding the pancakes….

    “Mrs. Suthenboy makes pancakes with finely ground oat powder mixed in cottage cheese. I dont know the exact recipe but they are damned good and taste just like pancakes.

    She just walked in….let me ask

    2 cups cottage cheese
    1/4 cup oat powder….oatmeal ground up in a ninja or other type blender
    3 eggs
    2tble oil
    sweetener and cinnamon optional – she uses Splenda and cinnamon
    takes longer than regular pancakes to cook.

    I use lots of butter and maple syrup
    These are quite good and dont give you that bloated/ I ate too much feeling that flour pancakes are prone to give you.

    She warns you….if you eat these afterward every time you hear the Daisy cottage cheese commercials you will crave pancakes. Ugh…that damned Daisy jingle is the worst ear worm

    • Sean

      Sounds interesting. I bet a dash of fresh ground nutmeg would go well with that.

      • Suthenboy

        Why yes, I bet it would. Will try.

  5. Rhywun

    Early protests opposed attempts to increase fuel prices and in its first year, the movement resulted in an $11.05 billion aid package for the poor.

    Say, UPI, I hate to be a bother but would you care to tell us what they’re protesting now?

    • Suthenboy

      Being French?

      • Rhywun

        I seem to remember it morphing rather quickly into the usual lefty stuff. I find UPI’s complete lack of interest in exploring that pretty remarkable. “Some people shouted some stuff.” OK, thanks for that.

    • Tejicano

      Well, it was all in French so who knows what they were saying?

    • Chafed

      As if they know.

  6. Gender Traitor

    Current Front Porch Cat, AKA Grady McCloud, is almost certainly going to become an Official Cat. Late last night, Tom T checked, and Grady was still out on the front porch – long after the evening ration of food was eaten – and happily accepted some petting. Tom T said, “I guess we’d better take him to the vet” for all the usual shots and neutering. This morning, no sooner had I settled down in my usual spot on the back porch than Grady came around the corner, walked around the futon chaise, and wandered into our garage through the back door. After a quick check of the premises, he’s settled down and is washing himself next to my legs here on the futon. We’ve been chosen.

    • Tundra

      Uh, congrats?

      • Gender Traitor

        Thank you. Yes, congratulations are in order. Since Grady and Current Official Cat, AKA Snot, have been interacting through the screen door without apparent hostility, we have hope that they’ll get along when both are inside – as long as Grady accepts that Snot is Alpha Cat. Grady seems mellow enough.

      • Sean

        ?

      • Ted S.

        For some reason your imgur links don’t work on Firefox.

      • Gender Traitor

        Sorry – It may have defaulted to “Hidden” when I put the image up. I think I have it reset to public, if you care to try again.

      • Ted S.

        No; it worked when I opened it in Chrome on my Linux box, but not Firefox on the same box.

      • Gender Traitor

        Odd. I use Firefox. Go figure.

    • Rhywun

      That’s what you get for feeding them.

      ?

  7. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    And good morning all you wonderful non-commies.

    Good lynx this morning. I sure love being threatened by my neighbors over fucking voting. Adds a little spice to the otherwise bland routine.

    Fuckers.

    I also got one of those vote-by-mail things yesterday. In classic USPS style, my carrier drove up and delivered my mail, followed by another truck to deliver the voting notice. You can’t make it up.

    If the fucking masks and social distancing are so effective, what’s the problem with in-person? Personally, if I vote I want to see the thing disappear into the machine. Ballots in Minne have a funny way of turning up in car trunks…

    And of course, Facebook also wants to protect our vulnerable minds.

    Dude, if people find out what’s really going on, it’s curtains for the elite.

    Or not. I’ve lost a little faith in my fellow man.

    But not Bill Monroe. Holy shit is that a great clip! Excellent selection for a Sunday morning.

    I hope you all have a fantastic day! I’ve heard rumors of sunshine and 70!

    • Brightfame Overlight

      70 maybe, no sun yet,Mornin’ all!

      • R C Dean

        Where you at, homes?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        44 north, far,far away

      • Gender Traitor

        Area code 906?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        i honestly don’t know, not being coy, just discreet

      • JG43

        You should check out that little place that sells nothing but cheese. There’s also the Uranus Fudge Factory.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Way past there, WAAAY past,

  8. The Hyperbole

    The only change I am making to my NFL viewing is that I will make sure I get to the bar after the Anthem, not because I don’t want to see any kneeling or whatnot but because the idiots at my bar shush everyone and expect you to stand at attention.

    • Raven Nation

      In a bar??!!

      Sheesh.

    • Nephilium

      Damn, you got a bunch of assholes down there. I’m planning on getting to the bar a bit early to be able to get a seat. With the reduced occupancy, that may be an issue.

      • The Hyperbole

        I go for the night game, the Browns crowd has usually dwindled by then.

  9. Sean

    *pops over to Twitter to check on riots*

    JFC!

    *runs back to Glibs*

    It’s too early for that shit.

    We’re not making it to November without major bloodshed. Be safe out there Glibs.

  10. Suthenboy

    My only take on the links….

    Three old men in a Nursing home, one 75, one 85, one 95 years old.

    75 – ” I can hardly piss anymore. Damned prostate…..”

    85 – ” You think that is bad? I cant shit anymore. Damned constipation….”

    95 – ” You think that is bad? I piss and shit every morning at 6am like clockwork. ”

    Other two – “What? How is that bad?”

    95 – “I dont wake up and get out of bed until 7am.”

    • Fourscore

      So, 1 old man in the nursing home, with 2 kids…Got it

    • Grosspatzer

      The good news is that he will soon have no mind left to lose.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Guess we’re gonna have to tell him that he’s got no cerebellum (or cerebrum either):

        https://youtu.be/Xi7f6_Bg9Hc

    • WTF

      If by “sad” you mean “hilarious”, yes it’s sad.

    • Fourscore

      I worry about things like that as well. I’m guessing that those afflicted don’t know they have a problem? That’s my other worry, forgot what the first one was.

      • Suthenboy

        “Being dead and stupid are the same. Everyone but you sees it.”

      • Gender Traitor

        When my first husband was studying for the ministry, part of his “clinical pastoral education” (essentially chaplaincy training) was in a hospitals’ Alzheimer’s/dementia unit. (The other part of his training was in the oncology unit. Would have been hard to pick two more brutal areas outside of pediatrics.) He learned that the worst period for a dementia patient was the window of time when you’re aware of how much you’re slipping and forgetting. Eventually, you’re not aware of that anymore, and it’s not so emotionally hard on you – just on your family.

  11. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Trump uses Fox News interview to accuse Biden of taking drugs“

    Aricept and Cognex are drugs. I’m going to say partially true.

  12. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’.

    France gets back to normal

    So, the country is on strike? Oh, wait, that’s Italy. I’ve got it, they’re all on vacation!

    • Grosspatzer

      Thanks for that! For a few minutes I was sitting on a porch looking out at a swamp and smoking my pipe. Back in NJ now, unfortunately.

    • ruodberht

      “ravages of COVID-19”

      Fucking kek

    • Rhywun

      Wait… Bette Midler “plays” a raving lunatic liberal and that’s supposed to be satire?!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Her character is nice and well intentioned. That is satire for her.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        She plays a semi-reasonable raving lunatic liberal so, yes, it qualifies.

    • Suthenboy

      Wow. Seems like the movie struck a nerve.

      “Their provincialism is the real ill plaguing the country, Coastal Elites argues—never mind the ravages of COVID-19, the steady violence of a racist criminal-justice system, or the worsening threat to voting access. ”

      “Less than two months away from a potentially catastrophic election, is it really unreasonable for someone like Miriam to be upset by a president who intentionally downplayed the danger of the coronavirus and who won’t commit to accepting defeat if his opponent is voted in? Like many other tone-deaf Trump-era satires, Coastal Elites misdiagnoses the dangers facing the country.”

      *facepalm*

      How can you expect me to not have TDS while Trump is president??!!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re saying they won’t concede the election under any circumstances and they’re accusing accusing Trump of this. They…ah, fuck it, what’s the use?

      • Suthenboy

        All projection, all of the time. Bet your last dollar on it.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Canadian officials ‘downplayed’ it too. I called the embassy while I was in Rome in March and they were all like,’Huh? We’re heading to the Trevi. Come with?’

        Ironically, in some ways they were right.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Just about every government on the face of the planet trivialized it from what I saw.

      • blackjack

        Dammit, why didn’t they stick with that?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        They would have had it not been for that piece of shit Neil Ferguson at Imperial College and his faulty models plunging the world in a panic.

        That guy should face a harsh justice.

      • RBS

        “catastrophic election”

        To be covered by TWC?

    • juris imprudent

      Nothing perturbs the sanctimonious more than mockery.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When they mock themselves, they give themselves the benefit of the doubt. When they mock others, particularly conservatives, they’re not so forgiving.

  13. Subwoofer

    I usually just skim the links without commenting these days and chat with the discord glibs about the day’s news, but these first two links are misleading. The team blue one was from 2018, and the team red one was from 2014. Where did you dredge these up?

    Let’s try to avoid scaremongering. If it’s happening now, surely there’s more recent content.

    • Sean

      Nice catch.

      I don’t know if scaremongering applies though. Both barely got a “meh” out of me.

  14. juris imprudent

    Enjoyed the college games yesterday/last-night; Georgia Tech with a deserved win!

    • Grosspatzer

      Cool. I had no idea the GE College Bowl was back. Where can I find it?

      • juris imprudent

        Well now you would expect GT to whip FSU in that venue.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::lifts chin, pulls shoulders back:: Why, thank you!

        Oh….you mean,,,,

        Never mind.

    • Cannoli

      I really enjoyed having college football back. Part of me kept expecting it to get cancelled at the last minute, so the rain delays during Tech’s game were even more frustrating than normal. I can’t wait for next week – we have our home opener against UCF and I’ll actually get to watch from the stands.

      • Don escaped Duopoly

        Bobby Dodd retains the record site for most wins by a single (home) team, which is recorded in some places as 476.

        Neyland has only 464.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    That poor little girl from the Atlantic. Why are other people allowed to not take her phobias seriously? This is the most catastrophic election ever. And she’s a hypochondriac. And President Cartoon Villain has wrecked everything the Ascended One accomplished.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    For a few minutes I was sitting on a porch looking out at a swamp and smoking my pipe.

    Was it a corncob pipe?

    • Grosspatzer

      *Narrows gaze with eyes made out of coal*

  17. Rufus the Monocled

    Big protest here. 50-80 000 range.

    Happy people aren’t buying into the bull shit.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Link doesn’t link

    • Count Potato

      There are 80,000 people in Canada?

      • Sean

        #fakenews

      • The Last American Hero

        60,000 were Americans that fled the country in November 2016.

      • But Enough About My Weird Culinary Fantasies

        Pfffft! FORGET THAT.

        There are 80,000 Quebecois who will actually tell their government to get stuffed?

        Good for them.

    • Spartacus

      You know who won’t get that day off? ER staff.

  18. juris imprudent

    Pretty fair take on a topic of discussion here recently. A film intended to criticize sexualization of children still sexualized children.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The part I found more disturbing was how it was marketed. Netflix capitalized on the pedo titillation aspect and not the social commentary.

      • Count Potato

        Also the name, “Cuties”, sounds more like titillation than social commentary.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, filmmakers don’t have to victimize people to talk about victimization. I don’t think any of those rapey ex boyfriend Lifetime movies involve actual rape.

      • The Last American Hero

        Nonsense. They talk about rape in those movies, and threaten rape. Words are violence. Ergo, they raped women on TV.

      • blackjack

        Let’s ask Jodie Foster.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    It’s strategy, is what it is

    President Trump’s campaign says it knocks on a million doors a week. Joe Biden’s campaign hasn’t knocked on any doors to talk to voters for months. In lieu of in-person meetings, Democrats are focused on conversations they can have virtually.

    “While you might hear our opponent spend a lot of time talking about the millions of door knocks or attempts that they’re making week to week, those metrics actually don’t have any impact on reaching voters,” Biden’s campaign manager, Jen O’Malley Dillon, told reporters in a call last week, downplay the clear door-knocking disparity. “Our metric of success, the numbers we look at and use, are conversations.”

    In August, she said the Biden campaign had 2.6 million conversations with voters in battleground states. Those conversations were virtual, over the phone or via text message, or in person “when that is safe and is warranted,” she said. (The campaign also intends to begin door-to-door visits soon, not for any face-to-face meetings, but to drop off campaign literature and voter education materials.)

    The Democrats’ strategy of mainly organizing from home via laptop or cellphone and forgoing traditional door-to-door canvassing is somewhat untested, but they’re banking on the assumption that it’s more effective in a pandemic.

    Democrats say they’re not door knocking because safety is their main priority, and they don’t want to put people at risk of contracting COVID-19.

    We’re not just cowering in fear, honest. We’re spamming. Spamming and twatting. That’s how elections are won. You just wait and see.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Democrats: We’re not cowering in fear. Republicans are by going out there and working and living!

    • Sean

      Are there any undecided voters left?

      I mean, I believe some voters will switch after watching Biden debate Trump, but I don’t see how door knockers or flyers are swaying anyone.

      • Raven Nation

        Door knockers around here are usually working for the House candidate

      • Gender Traitor

        I’d have been disappointed had that been anything else.

      • Suthenboy

        I dont know about switching….probably just not show up.
        The contrast in the platforms is so stark it is unlikely anyone subscribing to one will switch to the other. Like last time I think the votes are virtually carved in stone.

      • Raven Nation

        There are some people who are conservative who hate Trump and think Joe is a moderate. One of our neighbors has signs for the R House candidate, the R Senate candidate, and Biden.

    • Tejicano

      “Those conversations were virtual, over the phone or via text message,…”

      But most were vie Ouija board, AMIRITE??

      • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

        I would see if they count the response of “Fuck off” as a conversation.

  20. Aloysious

    ooo… Bill Monroe. Love it.

    Almost makes me forget how much I hate wearing masks and all the nonsense that goes with it.

    Love this place.

  21. Count Potato

    “REVEALED: Michael Bloomberg will spend at least $100M to help Joe Biden win Donald Trump’s adopted home state of Florida”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8727813/Bloomberg-spend-100M-help-Biden-Florida.html

    “Trump slams Democrat fundraising platform ActBlue after it was revealed $346M in donations came from untraceable ‘unemployed’ donors and asks ‘money laundering anyone?'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8726765/Trump-slams-Democrat-fundraising-platform-ActBlue-untraceable-unemployed-donors.html

    Every single stump speech, Hillary screeched how we need to get the money out of politics and reverse Citizens United.

    • Count Potato

      Also, doesn’t any money donated to BLM go to Act Blue?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Act Blue actually runs the money transfer network (I think) so they get a skim before they pass it on.

      • LJW

        Act Blue runs the donation platform for BLM. Someone pointed out in their terms of service they can keep donations that are not “cashed out” by the organization. Given BLM is not transparent on what they spend their money on several people suspect they are acting as a front to funnel money into the Democrats.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Money launderers for anti-American activities.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      While she outspent Trump by every measure.

      • CPRM

        And didn’t little Mikey spend a shit ton on his own failed bid?

      • Count Potato

        Bigly

        “I thought Mini Mike was through with Democrat politics after spending almost 2 Billion Dollars, and then giving the worst and most inept Debate Performance in the history of Presidential Politics. Pocahontas ended his political career on first question, OVER! Save NYC instead.”

        https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1305140931042009095

      • The Last American Hero

        How does a man that smart not understand the concept of diminishing returns?

  22. Count Potato

    “More than 100 BLM protesters shut down George Washington Bridge in Manhattan and then violently clash with NYPD outside their precinct on another chaotic night in NYC”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8727013/More-100-BLM-protesters-shut-George-Washington-Bridge-Manhattan.html

    “Young revelers pack Washington Square Park in Manhattan AGAIN after Governor Cuomo slammed NYU and NYPD for not doing enough to crack down on the massive parties”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8725753/Young-revelers-pack-Washington-Square-Park-Manhattan-AGAIN.html

    Meanwhile, businesses are still closed.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That kissing couple doesn’t know how to kiss. That looks like they’re eating each others’ face.

      • Count Potato

        Bath salts are a helluva drug.

    • Don escaped Duopoly

      I’m totally bamboozled by road blockage and vandalism. You get a permit if you wish to block a public way. Do it without a permit or start a fire, you go to jail. Any mayor who can’t manage to these simple ideas should be pilloried.

      I’m not a conservative; I’m not a reactionary; I’m not unsympathetic; I’m very patient and flexible. But I am taxed to build these roads and employee these cops: I have paid for order.

      • Suthenboy

        Disrupt and destroy. There is nothing to be sympathetic to. Their goal is to tear down western civilization. The values and ideas western civilization is founded upon, what we call ‘the enlightenment’, must go. They intend to replace it with a medieval system. Hayek did not use the word ‘serfdom’ by accident. Coolidge nailed them perfectly.

        “If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction cannot lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers.” – Calvin Coolidge

        The current press for segregation is really all I need to see.

      • Don escaped Duopoly

        By sympathetic all I mean is that I understand that other people see things other ways and will have their own grievances; I’m totally comfortable being in a minority (a capable, safe, armed minority) and in my bitter rivals having their say in public. I’m sympathetic to dissent per se, not the message in question (surely that could not have been thought otherwise).

        But I insist that the line should be drawn at civic order. That’s a fair expectation and a good rule for all sides.

      • Suthenboy

        “I insist that the line should be drawn at civic order.”

        That was my point…they have no intention whatsoever to adhere to civic order. Disorder and chaos is their goal.
        I understand your point. You said you were bamboozled by road blockage and vandalism. I was pointing out that their goal is not the one they state. Mayhem and fear is their goal. They are straight up the very definition of domestic terrorists.

        I fear, genuinely fear, that the many people who say “In the end we are going to have to shoot them” are correct.

      • TARDis

        I don’t fear shooting them, if it comes down to it. I fear our corrupted government’s response.

    • Grosspatzer

      I was born and raised in the Heights. Learned to shoot pool at the PAL in the 34th precinct, cops were cool in the ’50s. What a shitshow, those assholes would have gotten a severe beat down back then. And not from the cops.

      • Rhywun

        Everyone is busy hiding behind the sofa. It is no accident these types are taking over the streets at this moment.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Non stop political ads, already. Senate and governor? Most important vote ever!

    My favorites are the ones based on wealth envy. We hates us some rich folks, up here in Montana.

    • Sean

      *snicker*

    • Fourscore

      AOC’s jacket (sold out) was in the $450 range, as compared to a similar one by the same company. Good for her! She’s well into the raison d’etre of being a congress person. Quick study.

    • Grosspatzer

      You misspelled “blouse”.

    • Suthenboy

      Add their IQ’s together. Double or Triple digit sum?

      • Gender Traitor

        “Double” might be generous.

    • Lazer

      “Shirts versus blouses”

    • TARDis

      Two things:

      The fact that someone as dumb and unaccomplished as her is one of the 435 is truly depressing. If her district reelects her, the AF should just drop a MOAB on it.

      I noticed they weren’t accosted or harassed by any Nazis. How nice they get to to enjoy civility.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Alright. Meet the Press is on the Global Warming beat. You don’t think those fires out there are part of some natural cycle, exacerbated by years of suppression and fuel buildup, do you?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Talking Points supplied by Gavin Newsome and his too small jacket:
      https://youtu.be/4eJqWqs5q8Y

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s hard to believe that shitheel got elected governor. It’s not like nobody knew what he is.

      • Fourscore

        Smug, “Not my fault” guy. He’s ready for national level politics. Nancy must be careful.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    “Trump LIED! People DIED!”

    Why didn’t he stoke the panic, like a true statesman?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Plenty of scientific studies show masks would have saved people.

    Bullshit. Models are not scientific studies, you clown. And models which are constructed to show masks are effective are propaganda.

    • blackjack

      I’ll say this, whatever we knew about masks, we knew long before this virus came about. Every researcher had an idea about them and would happily tell you it last year. To pretend we were caught flat-footed on the respiratory virus/face masks nexis is either blatantly stupid or mendacious.

      • Fatty Bolger

        We already knew from multiple randomized clinical trials that they weren’t effective at stopping virus transmission. Everything else is just noise.

      • mrfamous

        In early March as this thing was ramping up, I checked the CDC for its recommendations on the best way to deal with this thing. I can’t find the link (probably memory holed), but the general summary was:

        1. Masks aren’t necessary or even desirable.
        2. Gyms and grocery stores are probably pretty safe. The biggest risks are long term exposure (IE living with someone who is infected) or extremely close contact in crowded spaces.
        3. Hygiene is important, especially washing ones hands.
        4. Stay home if you have symptoms.

        Within a month all of that was abandoned in favor of “lockdowns uber alles” plus masks everywhere.

        Half a year later those initial recommendations seem pretty much on the money. Almost as if we’ve had experience dealing with respiratory viruses before.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    This woman’s voice makes me want to slap her.

  28. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Looks like NVidia is going to replace Intel as the preeminent American chip manufacturer. They’re getting ready to buy ARM from SoftBank.

    • Sensei

      Intel basically tread water for almost a decade.

      Reminds me of IBM during the 90s.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Trust SCIENCE.

    Don’t worry, there are experts here to tell you what SCIENCE wants you to do. Listen to them.

  30. LJW

    The ABC pulled Bluey episodes Teasing and Flat Pack over ‘racial connotations’. Here’s why

    My daughter loves this show, we’ve noticed a common trend of episodes disappearing from Disney+ then reappearing missing scenes. Karen’s ruin everything.

    Some of the scenes they have removed:

    A pony taking a massive shit (which was hilarious)

    One of the characters asking where babies come from

    Character asking why he has a pot plant in is belly(this probably needs more context)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Things are being disappeared sans notification all over the place. A couple of the best Always Sunnys went poof a couple of months age and there’s certainly more to come.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “The viewer complained the episode included “a term with racial connotations and a problematic history for Indigenous Australians”.

        That term was “ooga booga”.”

        Expunged because of one viewer complaining. The corporate boardrooms are full of pussies.

      • Count Potato

        OFFS!!

      • Nephilium

        And an episode of Community.

        Drow lives matter!

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, no. We don’t have a one size fits all plan imposed by Washington. We’ll never survive without one.

    And we especially have to slap that uppity bitch from South Dakota into line. She’s skewing the curve something awful.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Oh yay. Stroke is on.

    Poor boy. Unjustly removed from the investigation over some meaningless pillow talk. Not fair.

    And Trump is under the thumb of the Rooshun mob.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of people who need to be slapped…

    Repeatedly, with a sock full of nickels.

    • TARDis

      Glad the doggie is okay.

    • cyto

      Yeesh.

      I don’t know who the asshole is who came up with “let’s go block traffic”, but they should have a special reservation in hell. With violent attacks on motorists and cars, it creates a completely untenable situation.

      I cannot know what the driver was thinking… but it would certainly be reasonable to be fearful of the mob. And I have no idea what that idiot was thinking, standing in front of a truck on the street when the driver is clearly indicating that he is proceeding whether you like it or not.

      He will probably be prosecuted for attempted murder. But I don’t know which way I’d go if I was sitting on a jury. Context is everything… and that video does not look like a dangerous mob is gathered, it looks like a handful of idiots are blocking the crosswalk and an impatient driver has had enough. But these videos are always quite selective in what they do and do not show. The judge will have a massive role in whatever case is brought. State of mind should be critical to the case – and if I were the defense attorney I would be looking to introduce video of every incident from Reginald Denny forward as reason for escaping the mob.

      • R C Dean

        “But I don’t know which way I’d go if I was sitting on a jury.”

        I do.

    • blackjack

      I just can’t even imagine telling my mom That I was blocking the road with a bunch of friends because the cops are dicks and I want free healthcare and college from the government, when some random person didn’t respect my demands and tried to just keep going down the street. SO I intentionally blocked his car and started banging on it with sticks. Then he ran me over and left.

      My mom would have said, ” Did he kill you, because if not, I’m coming right down there to kill you myself you retarded little prick. And, I’ll kill all of your retarded assed friends also. Next time you get a bright idea like that, just pound on your hand with a hammer instead, that would be more sensible!”

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “I regret getting caught. They weaponized my truthtelling against me.”

    You look good up there on that cross, Stroker. Hold still while I get my spear.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    The book was an easy read, sez chuckie.

    Most fiction is.

    • cyto

      Fifth Column featured a story by Moynihan about his trip to Kenosha. He was there for both the Trump and the Biden visit. Neither event was large, but noted Trump hater Moynihan was clear that there was far more support and attendance for Trump than there was for Biden, despite this being a democrat stronghold and Biden having a couple of extra days to organize things.

      Biden’s event was mostly press.

      He also told stories about the way events are being sold to the people in the press. He said there would be two guys arguing and then 50 press would run over and surround them, cameras held high to get a shot. The next day that photo would run on the front page everywhere – “clash in Kenosha!”. He’s like, “two guys argued for maybe 2 minutes. That’s not news. That’s every bar, everywhere, every night.”

      One of them was some random MAGA dude just walking over to a bunch of BLM people with the express intent of getting a rise and generating photo opportunities.

      It wasn’t as good as Nancy Rommelmann’s reporting over at Reason, but it was still interesting… and on the same page. What we are being fed is heavily curated – at a level that is really hard to believe.

      A few political reporters were mentioning coverage of Trump’s rallies in 2016…. that the media was missing the enthusiasm of the crowds. I didn’t see it… because I didn’t go to any rallies. All I heard about them was that they were super-violent and threatened to murder anyone who was a Hillary supporter or minority. (and then they’d show the paid agitators from HRC for Pres) I saw through the “they are super violent” nonsense… but you couldn’t see through what they didn’t show you…. the massive crowds and the way Trump worked the crowd.

      Of course, that doesn’t exist because of covid. But we still have evidence of a complete lack of enthusiasm for Biden. The number 1 reason Biden supporters give for supporting him is that they believe he can beat Trump. While that ain’t great news for Trump… it ain’t great news for Biden either.

  36. cyto

    On the sports front…

    I tried to watch NBA. The BLM messaging was oppressive and really drained the fun from the game. Literally everything was doused in BLM sauce. It looked like a BLM charity fundraiser, not an NBA playoff game. Maybe if I wasn’t invested in criminal justice reform and I saw all of that as some great movement for justice instead of a cynical diversion for electoral political purposes that is 100% designed to prevent criminal justice reform I would feel differently. As it was, I gave up and didn’t watch any more.

    NCAA football was back, so I watched a couple of games. The lack of fans was weird, but the pumped in crowd noise was only sometimes off-putting. The BLM messaging was much more muted – with announcers going off on tangents about how amazing the players and coaches were for supporting BLM for only a few minutes. It didn’t really impact the broadcast in a major way, even though it was a bit heavy on the virtue signalling for those moments.

    But college football without all the pomp and circumstance of college football was much less compelling. Play was a little flat. Still, it made for watchable sport.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Even hearing them mention any kind of support for BLM to any degree is enough for me to put it off.

      • cyto

        Then don’t go over to ESPN. They have miles of column inches on various athletes and how they are working to support BLM. Miles of column inches on how important what the NBA is doing is. It is sprinkled everywhere. Even their NCAA football coverage – they had a writeup of the season so far, bullet points style. The had blurbs about what all the teams are doing for BLM mixed in with game cancellations for covid and starters out due to injury.

        We shall see if get woke, go broke actually applies once this covid thing blows over. They are acting like they are run by a college “studies” department.

    • PieInTheSky

      I watched a few nba games live and the replace cheerleader with bullshit messaging part was annoying.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Nice. Now it’s that sleazy fuck from the Atlantic.

    “Information” about Trumpitler is coming out. Let’s have some more anonymous slander.

    • cyto

      Didn’t the editor over there already admit that the story probably wasn’t true? Didn’t he already say that they normally wouldn’t run with such a flimsy story?

      How hard is it to destroy your credibility? It seems like that would have been their Dan Rather moment.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’ve been doing similar for a while because they like to control the messaging. Ultimately a practical but immoral strategy.

    • cyto

      “the police were filming and know who attacked me”

      Now, let’s see if the prosecutor there was one of those who Soros helped elect.

      What are the odds that anyone is prosecuted for assault? Less than 10%? Less than 5%? I’m not sure about jurisdiction in Georgetown. I’m assuming DC, so no prosecution.

    • TARDis

      When they touch you, the spray comes out. When they knock you down, the pistol comes out.

      But really, why not record from a safe distance?

      • cyto

        This is part of their strategy. She was at a safe distance, standing on the sidewalk.

        Nancy Rommelmann details it in her article. They have a list of “approved journalists” that they pass around. They have a bunch of supporters wearing “press” all over themselves that are allowed to film. Anyone else is surrounded and blocked, Andy Ngo style.

        The approved journalists have contracts with all the major outlets. This is where CNN, the NYT, NBC, ABC, CBS, etc. all get their news and footage. They are explicitly curating the view of what is happening.

        That way, they can spend 7 hours attacking the police to no effect, then publish only the one incident where a police officer shoves back, making it look like they are a bunch of thugs going around looking for peaceful protesters to assault.

        The fact that this is all done with the explicit agreement and participation of all of the “mainstream” media outlets should give everyone great pause.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not just contracts, but also employees of local affiliate stations or newspapers feeding this stuff too and slanting it the way they think it should be.

      • blackjack

        This is the huge irony. It’s the fucking information age. They built a superhighway to deliver it straight to you, 24/7 wherever you might be. I can get informed sitting out at the beach. As soon as we had access to all this information, we started pissing all over it. Now, we all just pick a team and run with anything that supports it and disregard anything that opposes it. Facts are quaint notion from old times.

        Look at Rittenhouse vs Rieneohl. It’s all right there on film. It’s obvious what happened. It shouldn’t even be a subject for debate. Except each side is willing to destroy all credibility if it offers them just the tiniest bit confirmation or some minute advantage. They’ll just pretend the emporer looks great in his new outfit. Fucking scary! I know it’s always been this way to some extent, but it seems like the lever has been pushed all the way into the redzone now.

      • Suthenboy

        Only because it and the stench of it is right in front of. your nose. It has always been this way, the dirty details just get lost in the rearview.

        Look over the bill of rights. It is very specific about certain things because the founders knew Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff personally. The Democrats despise the BOR because they know they are in its crosshairs.
        There were always people advocating everything that is in the Dem platform. It has always been this way. We have always had mendacious, power-mad psychopaths.

      • cyto

        I had this realization watching the OJ Simpson trial.

        Prior to that, I had heard stories of southern juries and guys accused of lynching some black dude. I always assumed that the people on the jury were winking at the KKK guy sitting in the defendant’s seat, saying “we got your back!”.

        Then I watched OJ.

        People really believed he was innocent. Like, deep down, actually believed it.

        I ran a probability matrix for a friend of mine who believed that since Mark Furman said “the N word”, it meant that OJ was framed. I ran out probabilities for every fact that we knew for certain… facts that were not disputed by the defense. “the killer wore size 12 Bruno Magli shoes. The killer wore special edition isotoner gloves that were only sold in certain east coast stores. etc.”

        The trial gave us numbers for each of those – only 200 of the shoes were imported to the US, for example.

        So you could do a probability.

        I made it as favorable as possible… assume every single pair of those shoes is in LA county, for example.

        You then simply calculate, what are the odds that one person would have had some sort of relationship with either of these two people, however cursory, and also have those shoes, those gloves, etc.

        You don’t even need to go to the obvious stuff about not being available when his limo for the airport arrived. Simple probability on those things means that only one person could possibly fit the evidence.

        She still didn’t believe it. And this was a PhD in biochemistry candidate.

        Of course, 6 months later the motivated reasoning dissipated and most people were able to admit that he was in fact a killer.

        It was an eye-opener. People can convince themselves of almost anything – particularly in large groups. The psychological forces are extremely powerful.

      • EvilSheldon

        When they *approach* you, the spray comes out. There’s absolutely no requirement to let the assault commence before hitting them with the spicy treats.

        When they grapple with you, a small fixed-blade knife could be very useful as a ‘Get-Off-Get-Away’ tool.

        Drawing a pistol in a situation like that, probably not a good idea.

      • blackjack

        I was in a knife fight when I was 13. Well, he had a knife. I got cut some, but it was no way gonna stop me. Knives are not good defensive tools. The only thing that helped him was me seeing the knife made me run away. Actually getting cut, I didn’t even notice. Other people pointed it out to me after I stopped running. I would assume that some max effort deep stabbing and slashing at vital areas might eventually stop an attacker, but not in any way as effectively as a gunshot or extreme blunt force like a bat. Just my two cents. If you’re using a knife, make sure the attacker sees it. It’s a good fear instiller.

        Now chili sauce, that is a great threat stopper.

      • EvilSheldon

        Sounds to me like the knife was a very effective fight stopper – for the other guy. Even though he didn’t know what he was doing, once the other guy saw a blade, he booked it. There are many routes to success.

        As an aside, that’s pretty much how knife fights go. The whole thing with a couple vatos squaring off with switchblades in an alley, that shit doesn’t happen outside West Side Story. Knife fights usually start as fist fights or wrestling matches, and one of the fighters goes for a knife when he starts to lose.

      • Tejicano

        A guy I know – hard as nails Marine, Korean war combat veteran – told me about getting in a fight in a bar in the Philippines in the 50’s. He beat the shit out of a couple guys and only discovered he’d been stabbed a number of times during that fight when he sat down in the seat of the taxi getting away from that bar.

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t know why you would go out and record protests, but if you’re going to do it, you’d better be able to recognize escalating situations and get out of them.

      It appears that Megan was by herself. Not a fantastic idea to start with.

    • Ownbestenemy

      What you did, I like.

      • Sean

        I used a comma, as is proper.

        Those are clearly ladies with whom I’d like to party.

      • Sean

        ?

    • CPRM

      Those aren’t ‘Trump wigs’, they are secret clones of The Hair being trained.

  38. Sean

    https://www.newsweek.com/los-angeles-officers-critical-condition-shooting-1531552

    “Crowds of protesters blocked the entrance to St. Francis Medical Center in Lynwood, where the wounded officers were in a critical condition, police said. Some protesters chanted “we hope they die,” the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office said on Twitter. A witness told ABC7 that some had tried to break into the hospital’s emergency room.”

    Evil people.

    • Rhywun

      Charming.

    • cyto

      Did you see how CNN kept running those chants on a loop all night? You know, really pushing that story line?

      No?

    • Count Potato

      These are the people who want to be in charge of health care.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If the “walk-up and shoot a cop” thing continues to catch on, it’s going to get really ugly.

      Eventually, a hard-line mayor will get elected and all restraints on the police will be removed.

    • Sean

      “Wet ass pie”

      Agreed. Not very visually appealing.

      • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

        Smoked brisket is a stand alone food. Adding to it only subtracts from the dish.

      • Suthenboy

        It is acceptable to also make sandwiches with smoked brisket.
        I dont know what that is in the photo.

      • l0b0t

        Is that cheese or pie crust on the top of the thing? If it’s crust, it looks pretty raw.

        Also, IMHO, brisket tacos and brisket nachos should not be disregarded.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Nice, Chuckie.

    When we lose our ability to “shame” a politician, we lose control of the narrative.

    That crazy Trump won’t apologize for saying things we disagree with, and that’s very hurtful.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Biden commercial

    Free unlimited health care for everybody. Woohoo!

    • cyto

      If you know nothing, Biden’s ad campaigns look pretty effective to me. They are horse shit, but you’d have to know more than nothing to realize that.

  41. CPRM

    Got off to a later start than I wanted to, but finally got the pork butt in the smoker. Tasty meat tonight!

    • PieInTheSky

      prepare the catapult

  42. cyto

    CNN… you do you!

    top headline:

    TRUMP: Now I can be really vicious!

    First headline under that:

    “The President, who has long relished his role who amasses power by creating a climate of fear, is ramping up his divisive tactics”

    The article, you won’t be surprised to learn, is filled with “repeat the big lie” tropes.

    They are too numerous to list, but chew on this one:

    While the protests against police brutality have been predominantly peaceful, some of the most frightening confrontations have unfolded when Black Lives Matter demonstrators were confronted by far-right agitators and armed vigilantes who seemed to heed Trump’s calls to dominate the streets — with some likely emboldened by the President’s refusal to condemn the violence unless it was directed at his own supporters.

    • Count Potato

      Complete horseshit.

      If they actually cared about black lives mattering, they would point out almost all the violence is from a bunch of white communists.

    • Rhywun

      I must have missed Donald’s call to “dominate the streets”. Where do we assemble?

      • Sean

        I vote for a steakhouse.

      • TARDis

        Seconded. Is there one next to the gun store?

    • cyto

      That is so weird..

      and it leads to politifact calling a meme of Pelosi living behind a walled property “pants on fire”, as the meme they showed includes a photo of San Francisco’s most expensive house, one not owned by Pelosi.

      Now, what politifact leaves out – Pelosi owns 9 properties. Her Napa Valley estate is where she does her entertaining for donors, and it includes a gate to control entry and a wall/fence.

      She probably spends the bulk of her time in her DC condo, which doesn’t exactly have zero security.

      • Suthenboy

        All of the ‘fact checking’ sites have been coopted by leftists.

      • cyto

        And that “fact check” of their fact check was done by me, on my own nickel, in about a minute. I simply asked google, “how many properties does Nancy Pelosi own.” An article popped right up about her various properties. It included aerial photos of some, including the Napa Valley estate. (Nice tennis court, double outdoor fireplaces… cool place for a fundraiser).

        So I know to an absolute metaphysical certainty that Politifact knew full well that they were being deceptive in their “fact check”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Everywhere she goes, she has a security detail. No fucking way is the national security state letting Replacement President #2 go unprotected.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of health care insurance-

    Some people have been pointing out, for decades, the need to break the connection between one’s place of employment and one’s health insurance. Suddenly, I have been seeing a bunch of stories about how, in these trying times, a lot of people, by losing their jobs (for reasons completely inexplicable and mysterious), have lost insurance coverage JUST WHEN THEY NEED IT MOST.

    Unfortunately, this is the stalking horse for some imaginary Medicare-for-all free unlimited health boondoggle, instead of a serious attempt at a real fix. Does anybody really think a Democrat win in November will result in Medicare-for-all?

    • cyto

      Has anyone ever had to deal with medicare?

      They cover a lot… my dad is racking up expenses like nobody’s business as he pushes into his 80’s. But it is a bureaucratic mess…. and that’s when it only handles a fraction of the healthcare system. Remove subsidies for medicare and medicaid patients by high-end insurance patients and things will devolve quickly.

      I’ve had the insurance where you have to go to the places that take medicare and medicaid patients as a staple. It is like going for treatment at the DMV.

      The orthopedist I took my son to was actually amazing – they did “all insurance”, so they were full of medicare and medicaid patients. They don’t pay squat, so he and his staff were set up for maximum efficiency. Each radiology tech worked 4 adjacent rooms from a single connecting corner control room. Assistants shuttled patients in and out of each room, so the radiology tech could just do one after the other without pause. They all literally ran from job to job. It was amazing to watch. And the guy was actually pretty good – although I’d bet that a complicated or unusual case would stand a really good chance of slipping between the cracks.

      Anyway, that’s the vision of the future if they win.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I suspect that while it might start out like that, it would be become like the DMV with sometimes indifferent and slow moving employees. I don’t see those clerks hustling anywhere, even when they’re pleasant.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Mr BIL works in medical equipment. The paperwork associated with Medicare is a damned nightmare. And a simple single line reimbursement change can make or break an entire business model.

        Never mind that the third party payment system completely disassociates the affected parties from the costs. The hospital employees and doctors are completely ignorant of what anything costs or what it takes to get something approved.

      • cyto

        But they are experts in how things must be coded and how to break things up in order to maximize reimbursement. Why enter 1 code that gets you $25 when you can enter 7, order 3 tests and a follow up visit and get $475?

      • cyto

        It all depends on if the state takes over the health care itself, and not just the payment.

        Right now, if you want to make a decent living, that’s what you have to do. But if the state takes over, the equation changes massively. Then getting paid consists of lobbying for better pay. An entirely different dynamic.

    • prolefeed

      Medicare For All would require Democrats to win the presidency and not just take the Senate, but get to 59 or 60 D senators.

      I don’t see that kind of landslide happening this year.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Also, on the topic of state run health care:

    Quite a while ago, while reading a thing about Sweden’s horrible failure to follow the rest of the Chicken Little stampede into lockdown, there was a sob story about some poor distraught woman whose (grand)father died of the plague in a nursing home. If one actually paid attention to the details, the guy died because of standard government health care rationing policy, not because they had somehow failed to lock down properly. But pointing that out would not have furthered the narrative.

    • cyto

      I have seen a couple of articles pop up covering the Sweden response in the last few weeks. I had been noting how they disappeared from the news after the alarmist beginning. It seems that they ended up doing about as badly as New York, without the economic damage caused by the state.

      Yet somehow Cuomo is a hero?

      I still have not seen any suggestions that we learn from these examples and implement policy based on them.