Thursday Morning Links

by | Sep 3, 2020 | Daily Links | 468 comments

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a beautiful morning it always is!

 

Ladies and Gentleman, we got him. No one dare even try to touch a single curl off the head of my Rand.

 

Can he do this?

 

You have to almost admire her at a certain level.

 

Please let there be debates, please let there be debates.

 

Best. Year. Ever.

 

Private payrolls grew, but far below expectations.

 

Divorce rate skyrockets.

 

Nebraska Man 2020.

 

I have to say, Democrats attaching themselves to violent rioters was an absolutely fantastic political move. How Republicans struggled against these clowns for so long is beyond me.

 

That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

About The Author

Banjos

Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

468 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Can he do this? – you can do anything if you put your mind to it

    • Fourscore

      “You don’t know what you can get away with, until you try” Flip Wilson

      • AlexinCT

        Must be where Obama got his idea of how to do things….

    • Bobarian LMD

      He won’t carry thru, but the amount of caterwauling his trolling will bring is worth it.

    • Agent Cooper

      Biden’s new ad does the same thing based on police reform.

    • Agent Cooper

      Also! Federal funding always has strings attached.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Divorce rate skyrockets. – I blame insufficient whiskey.

    • Swiss Servator

      Your newsletter – may I subscribe to it?

      • Tundra

        Only after his editor learns to spell whisky.

      • PieInTheSky

        I spell it both ways to keeps things fresh

      • EvilSheldon

        Whiskey and whisky are two different things.

      • AlexinCT

        Which one causes whiskey dick? Or is it whisky dick?

      • AlexinCT

        BTW, never get either cause I am a Bourbon guy.

      • Bobarian LMD

        So you get Bourbon Balls?

      • Fourscore

        “Heightens the desire, lessens the performance”

        /Some Old Wag

      • Endless Mike

        I believe it’s “Whishhkee Dick”

      • Animal

        Forget newsletters. I just keep sufficient whiskey.

      • I'm Here To Help

        Let’s see here. Currently on the whiskey shelf:

        Oban 18 year
        2x Talisker distiller’s edition
        Lagavulin 16 year
        Macallan Edition no 2
        Jura 16 year
        Dalwhinnie 15 year
        Penderyn Welsh whiskey (given to us by a Welsh friend who claimed it was a good as the scotch. It wasn’t)

        Not sure if that qualifies as “sufficient” or not…

      • PieInTheSky

        I find most Talisker distiller’s editions mediocre

      • I'm Here To Help

        We had one that was absolutely fantastic that we picked up at the distillery in 2012. The ones since then have been less impressive. That one from 2012 was the first time that I had a whiskey where I could distinguish all the distinct notes in the dram. It was magical…

      • UnCivilServant

        On my whiskey shelf…

        …um…

        … I don’t appear to have a whiskey shelf.

      • Not Adahn

        I have a whiskey shelf, and a Scotch cabinet.

      • UnCivilServant

        I had to take my booze out of the freezer to make rom for food, so it’s sitting in various spots all over the kitchen.

    • Fourscore

      On a personal level, I was way ahead of the curve.

  3. Sean

    The officer, whose name has not been made public then caught up with Sermon, who then punched the officer in the face. The officer was taken to the hospital where he received stitches above his left eye.

    If convicted, Sermon faces a maximum sentence of 180 days in prison and a $1,000.00. He was arraigned and has since been released on his personal recognizance.

    That seems awfully light for the offense.

    Mornin’ Banjos.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

    • R C Dean

      He’ll walk. This is DC, where politically motivated violence against Republicans isn’t prosecuted.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    You have to almost admire her at a certain level.

    No, I don’t. No more than I admire any other delusional street preacher.

    • WTF

      She’s going with the Marion Barry defense: “bitch set me up!”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Yeah this is not admirable. The normal fake apology would have had everyone moving on, but now she is making it a bigger story for no real reason.

      • Drake

        She has also destroyed the salon owner’s life – or what was left of it after Newsom crushed her business.

      • Tejicano

        “What good it is to have power if you can’t be vindictive when you feel like it?”

        /Every petty tyrant ever

      • AlexinCT

        Ask Gen. Flynn.

    • mrfamous

      How does the Twitter meme go? “No, you absolute DON’T have to hand it to Hitler…”

  5. PieInTheSky

    Private payrolls grew, but far below expectations.- evil capitalism I suspect. My neighbor just told me companies would have enough money if the owners didn’t steal so much.

    • AlexinCT

      Owners steal their own company’s money? These are the people that tell you government must steal the money to make sure the owner doesn’t keep to much of his own company’s money….

    • Bobarian LMD

      Did you beat your neighbor?

      Or at least swear to never speak to him again?

      • PieInTheSky

        He’s an old guy running for city council on one of the economically right wing parties in Romania. But he is more an opportunist than anything I doubt he has an ideology.

  6. robc

    Nebraska man has drugs falling out of his ass.

    Re: divorce…the rate went up more the shorter the marriage. Those married in 2020 really had rates shoot up.

    • PieInTheSky

      they can remarry post pandemic…

  7. PieInTheSky

    Ladies and Gentleman, we got him. No one dare even try to touch a single curl off the head of my Rand.

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    • Rhywun

      Consider yourself lucky. The website is a shitshow.

      • Ted S.

        I figured it was a GDPR thing.

      • PieInTheSky

        No this does not seem to be a GDPR thing

  8. Rhywun

    Can he do this?

    I don’t see why not. But do read Cuomo’s response (linked therein) – it’s fucking hilarious.

    • Sean

      Ole Nip Rings be mad.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    The combination of stress, unemployment, financial strain, death of loved ones, illness, homeschooling children, mental illnesses, and more has put a significant strain on relationships.

    But we saved their lives!

    • PieInTheSky

      Look. The government must do something. If you do nothing and it works, people will ask why they need so much government in the first place.

      • AlexinCT

        Especially them gods with presidential ambitions that see this sort of lording it over the serfs as a means to get support from the pro marxism rebuilding of America. Also if you are just a fucking power hungry authoritarian, cause them ladies (or gents, depending on what floats your boat) love them some bossy behavior and let you score more….

      • Bobarian LMD

        Grab ’em right by the pussy?

      • AlexinCT

        I have heard some people say that Bill Clinton was pissed they attributed that to orange man, cause he was doing it first and better….

  10. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    mornin’ banjos!

    Every time I come close to choking back the vomit and deciding to vote Trump in order to punish the authoritarian left, he does something idiotic to chase me off again. This time it was the CDC thing. Last time it was the bailout checks.

    • PieInTheSky

      Joe needs your vote anyways

      • PieInTheSky

        I said Joe didn’t I?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Apparently a vote for Jo is a vote for Joe.

        Or it’s a vote for Trump, depending on who you ask.

        But it never seems to be a vote for Jo.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        You already said you like to spell words wrong 50% of the time us above, so it was good to cheque.

    • Sean

      I don’t like it either, but there’s a lot of service industry people unable to work right now because of their governors.

      • Nephilium

        And still no end in sight for when the restrictions may be lifted. Here in Ohio Cincinnati is blaming the earlier last call for the upswing in violence and asking to be exempt.

      • Overt

        How does stopping payroll taxes help people who aren’t working?

      • Overt

        Oops, I realize it was the CDC thing, sorry.

    • straffinrun

      You’re vote has much less that 6% chance of mattering.

    • Rhywun

      Does it help to figure that any other president would have done exactly the same or worse?

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, that’s what makes this whole campaign mostly a yawn for me. Fuck the presidency and the stupid cult of personality. Trump can’t even get troops out of countries when he wants – the myth of Presidential authority is just that, a goddam myth. Oh no sir, we mustn’t do that – here, allow us to show you how we can slow roll it and out-wait you.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        not particularly, no. by my standard formulation, nobody gets my vote because none of them inspire me to get off the couch and vote for them.

        However, I want to punish the democrats and do my part to keep them from attaining the levers of power.

        Do I (not) vote on principle, or do I let my emotions win out and go vote against every Democrat on ballot? I don’t think I’ve ever quite fallen over to the latter way of thinking this election cycle, but it has been close more than a few times.

      • Florida Man

        Seeing the violence of the left up close has made me decide to punish them. If I was in a communist state I wouldn’t bother, but being in Florida my vote may actually matter.

      • AlexinCT

        This for me two.

      • juris imprudent

        You think a vote matters to them? That is no punishment – it is a challenge, to sharpen their lies to fool other people. Your vote doesn’t matter to them – except to note who needs some special govt attention once they consolidate power.

        We don’t really have a system to punish people for lusting for power. We can deny them power is it.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

  11. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    What a fantastic song choice! I was in a stupid garage band in HS and that was the first song we ever learned together.

    So thanks for that!

    The debates will be interesting. The moderators are largely hacks, but Two Scoops knows how to handle them. I remain unconvinced that the Bidenites won’t pull some stunt to get out of them, though.

    Biden also noted that, as president, and despite being a constitutionalist, he would put pressure on states, cities, and businesses to require people to wear face masks.

    Oooh, good strategy Joe! You’ll lock up the Karen vote for sure!

    What a fuckhead.

    How Republicans struggled against these clowns for so long is beyond me.

    Because they are unprincipled swamp creatures?

    Have a wonderful day, peeps! Sure, most of our fellow Americans, Canadians, Romanians, Brits and Wisconsinites hate us, but at least we have each other!

    • 61North

      UAA is going to cut Men’s hockey after this upcoming season. Getting excluded from the new CCHA didn’t help and the state budget is in the tank which was the final blow.

      • Tundra

        Yeah, I had heard rumors about that even last year. It sucks, but I suspect this horseshit will be the death blow for a bunch of programs.

      • 61North

        UAA is axing other programs. UAF won’t be far behind but still have the flagship status to hide behind for now.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Back before INXS started sucking

      • Idle Hands

        INXS never sucked.

      • Not Adahn

        They had a good thing going, but then Michael choked.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Ha!

      • Agent Cooper

        Mid-80s Aussie bands had such a unique sound.

    • Rhywun

      I was in a stupid garage band in HS and that was the first song we ever learned together.

      Sweet. That’s my favorite of theirs, and I love all their early stuff.

    • Rhywun

      despite being a constitutionalist

      LOL that never gets old

    • WTF

      How Republicans struggled against these clowns for so long is beyond me.

      It helps that the media are Democrat propagandists, in addition to the Republican’s fecklessness.

      • Florida Man

        Ford stumbling = unfit for office

        Clinton burning women and children alive = strong leadership

        As much as Trump goes after the media, I wish he would bash them more.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

    • Rebel Scum

      despite being a constitutionalist

      *spits out coffee*

      Is he serious?

      • AlexinCT

        Of course he is! And he is seriously expecting you are dumb enough to believe that blatant lie too.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’ll grant that he is the only one I heard make a constitutional appeal in the Dem primary debates. But he wants to do something inherently unconstitutional through otherwise constitutional means. Then he got the witch that wants to rule with her iron pen and phone with E.O. gun control to be his VP. So fuck him.

  12. Chipwooder

    The Bee shoots and scores:

    SANTA MONICA, CA—Hot on the heels of the announcement of Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War, in which players fight Russia on behalf of their beloved commander in chief, Ronald Reagan, Activision made waves with a hotly anticipated new entry in the series dubbed Call of Duty: Obama Ops.

    This new game will put you in the shoes of the Nobel Peace Prize-winning Commander in Chief as he relentlessly shoots drone missiles at restaurants, libraries, and hospitals in countries all across the Middle East.

    • Fourscore

      Don’t forget drug making facilities in Africa.

      /Bill Clinton

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Those baby formula factories aren’t going to blow themselves up!!

        (actually, since they make a fine powder product, I wonder if they do have fuel-air explosion risk like grain silos…)

  13. 61North

    The ‘rona probably gave the same overall nudge to failing marriages as it did to people with failing health.

    • Tejicano

      Blaming COVID for something the lockdowns are more likely to have caused is mendacious at best but that seems to be the political fashion of the day.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Covid made me punt the dog!

    • PieInTheSky

      That is probably under a paywall so no click for me. That being said, the case can be made that a lot of forensic science can be nonsense without making it about the big white boogieman

      • Festus' Mustache

        Everybody bought into CSI when it was popular. Bite marks are bullshit.

      • PieInTheSky

        so is blood splatter apparently, Dexter notwithstanding

      • Count Potato

        How convenient for you.

      • mrfamous

        There’s no blood to be found after a Pie attack these days. He’s on a bulk.

      • Fourscore

        Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that cop’s lived experiences can’t tell a speeder when they see one, accurate to +/- 3 MPH?
        c’mon, man, they are trained.

      • 61North

        Or spot someone not wearing a seatbelt going the opposite direction at 70 mph on a divided four-lane highway.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Heh! I always laugh when the cop on the other side flashes his lights but then I slow down a bit because they have some magical ability to communicate with each other *haven’t had a speeding ticket since 1991*

      • 61North

        I got popped by a Mountie going the other direction in northern BC driving back up here. I was going ~30 kmh over, so whatever.

      • Ted S.

        Quincy has a sad.

      • Tundra
      • mrfamous

        I’m assuming that has to be “Next Stop Nowhere,” the greatest TV episode of all time.

      • Tundra

        That’s exactly what the song is about!

        What a classic!

      • Festus' Mustache

        We were really stoned one time when we were kids watching Quincy and one of my buddies pipes up, “Quincy! Super-Stud Coroner!” We laughed and laughed.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In Alabama and Mississippi, it’s probably true.

      But functionally, the problem has been that quite often medical examiners exist to cover up for cops when necessary.

      • juris imprudent

        Paid out of the same pocket; just another part of what we all do together (i.e. govt).

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I mean, historically all over the country, yeah they 100% were used for racists purposes. Louisiana is still 100% fucked on this point.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Google maps emailed me to make sure I don;t forget they track my every move.

    This month, I didn’t go nowhere

    • Swiss Servator

      “Big Brother wants to know if you are OBEYING…”

    • Festus' Mustache

      Well that’s useful information too!

  15. Rebel Scum

    Can he do this?

    Probably.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Replace “can” with “will” from about 1913 and you’ll have your answer.

  16. Rhywun

    Stellar song choice.

    ???

  17. Rebel Scum

    “As it turns out, it was a set up. So I take responsibility for falling for a set up.”

    The fucking nerve of this woman…

    • AlexinCT

      She knows the dnc operatives with bylines will carry water for her, and the people that vote for her would still do so even if she was on camera, live, buttfucking immigrant babies with a donkey dick. They all believe the end justifies the means, and their top men (or hag in this case) can do no wrong.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    The amounts of money impacted by Trump’s order could be massive. New York City, for example, gets about $7 billion a year in federal aid.

    But I heard New York and California are carrying all the low rent red states.

    • PieInTheSky

      Well I presume NY pays plenty in federal tax… I would doubt they get more than they pay

      • Bobarian LMD

        Considering they get to count Wall St. in their numbers, I rate this true.

        –BobaFacts

    • Nephilium

      That’s just because the red states aren’t paying their fair share!

      • AlexinCT

        Spankey!

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Fed gov takes 20% or so of income as tax. They can give a disproportionate amount to low-population density states while still giving enough to NY that taking it away from NY would be a huge hit to NY’s operating budget….

      Which is why redistribution of federal funds is stupid and dangerous.

      • AlexinCT

        I always remind the socialists that the system they are then criticizing is one they created and support, because government needs To be the arbiter of who wins and who loses to enact social justice. You should see the reactions when I tell them I wholly support a repeal of this criminal confiscation and redistribution scam The socialist brigade champions, and that they should too!.

  19. straffinrun

    Morning ?. Always appreciate the links.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

  20. Festus' Mustache

    Good lord but that picture of the Mafia Princess is disturbing! You might have out-Sugarfreed Sugarfree in one fell swoop! Mornin’ Banjos!

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

  21. db

    I found this in a book on Norse mythology, in a chapter discussing “The twilight of the gods” and the beginning of Fimbul-winter:

    Brothers slay brothers;
    Sisters’ children Shed each other’s blood.
    Hard is the world; Sensual sin grows huge.
    There are sword-ages, axe-ages;
    Shields are cleft in twain;
    Storm-ages, murder-ages;
    Till the world falls dead,
    And men no longer spare Or pity one another.

    –“Norse Mythology” (R.B. Anderson)

    Is this where we are?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I don’t know that we ever left.

      • Tundra

        Not according to the Gods of the Copybook Headings.

    • Drake

      Civilizations have been rising then collapsing as there were humans, the Norse knew it. When the common beliefs and assumptions that hold a tribe or nation together are lost, violence and anarchy ensue.

      • Festus' Mustache

        The Glibertarians are a dark and dismissive people, aren’t they?

      • leon

        Something bout “Gods of the paperback writer”

      • Bobarian LMD

        We hold no quarter.

    • Chipwooder

      It’s like Ted Wheeler, ranting about Trump calling Portland “anarchic” while at the same time searching for a new, undisclosed location to move to because the rioters tried to burn down his condo.

      • Sean

        Protestors were outside Bowser’s house last night too. Also, harassing her neighbors.

      • Drake

        Ted Wheeler went to Stanford, Columbia then Harvard. He kicked around the banking business for a while, but washed out after a decade and wound up back in Oregon. He ran for country commissioner and has now made it all the way to being Mayor of Portland!

        His ancestors were pioneers and industrialists. He is largely a failure, only good at collecting useless credentials. Instead of doing great things for his people, he spends his days talking about potholes and going to the opening of the newest Starbucks.

        Ted Wheeler is the managerial class in a nutshell. Good at filling their trophy case with awards that only required them to show up, but worthless at anything productive. They have gone from being a ruling elite to being a class of parasites.

        – The ZMan

        I didn’t realize that Wheeler County, OR was named after one of his ancestors. They must be so proud.

    • leon

      It’s nice for these mayor’s to just move. Why didn’t everyone else think of that rather than complain about protests.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Petulant bitch

    In highly personal and insulting language, Cuomo speculated that Trump wasn’t upset about New York’s soaring murder rate and shootings.

    “I think it’s because he is from New York City and New York City rejected him, always,” Cuomo said. “He was dismissed as a clown in New York City, those who know him best, like him least.”

    Cuomo jeered: “He was disrespected in New York City. Nobody took him seriously and he was just a tabloid cartoon.”

    Referring to a claim in a recent book by Trump’s niece, Mary Trump, Cuomo said, “his sister, a former federal judge, is disgraced by him.”

    The governor also claimed Trump’s “negligence” is the reason New York state suffered the highest COVID-19 death toll. The governor’s critics blame his Health Department’s mandate that forbade nursing homes from turning away COVID-19-positive patients, potentially leading to at least 6,500 deaths.

    Such statesman. Presidential.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      That is the best thing about His Orangeness is that he strips away the veneer of respectability that politicians have managed to create for themselves and gets the to show the world the petty, chicken shit twats that they are. Of course, here we have always known this to be the case

      • Festus' Mustache

        He has a keen eye for fomenting infighting, I’ll give him that much. It’s almost like he measures the dicks that his opponents can’t help but trip over.

  23. PieInTheSky

    SO the YouTube link replacement for the chive is like yesterday THE BLACK TAPE PROJECT but this one seems on the thiccer side than yesterday’s

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MKQDdPZGVI

    • PieInTheSky

      Oh nsfw for many places I would think

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Again, good work if you can get it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Pie doing…the Qs work

    • Sean

      That first lady…oh my.

      • AlexinCT

        I would do some real stupid stuff to get me some of that….

  24. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden appears to be blaming Trump supporters for the execution of the Trump supporter in Portland.

    Trumpsters obviously had it coming.

    • leon

      I don’t think he’s confused. That’s what the mayor, governor and media have been doing.

    • Plinker762

      How dare he walk down a public street in a marxist only city

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Well Joe’s attitude is that if she didn’t want to have her hair sniffed she wouldn’t have made it smell so nice. So, it This is

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        In no way a deviation from Joe’s nomal mode of thought.

        /Premature posting problems

    • PieInTheSky

      I am still hoping for molten salt…

      • LJW

        My cholesterol levels are already high enough!

    • Rhywun

      An aside: I’m watching the US Open all day and every single commercial break is some flack at Amazon spinning green new deal fantasies about how electric trucks and windmills are going to heal the earth in five years and herpity derpity doo.

      Fucking delusional.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Jesus, stop gulping the Soma, Friend. I listened to the last period of a hockey game on the wireless on Tuesday night and it was pretty “woke-free”.

      • Rhywun

        The tennis is pretty woke-free, too. I’m mostly on the outer court feeds. The main court, on the ESPN mothership, is however a big pile of derp, and mostly players I don’t want to watch anyway.

      • Swiss Servator

        They are welcome to try it….voluntarily, and on their own.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Finally. They’ve been talking about small scale reactors for decades. I thought Toshiba was going to have one first, but they went broke, so….

      • AlexinCT

        The cult is not interested in any engineering solutions, and especially not the nuclear option, to solve the supposed Armageddon they predict man is brining to poor Gaia with the emissions plants need to live and make more oxygen. Like all the causes they fight for, solving the problem is not ever their intent, as doing so would remove the ability for them to peddle unpalatable and downright even marxist political solutions.

      • Charlie Suet

        Yep. The biggest enemy of the would-be revolutionary is not the social conservative, but anyone who solves the problem while working within the system. It’s why Marx and Engels had to lie about worker immiseration and the Factory Acts. It’s why the left had to invent the concept of microaggressions.

        If you want to smash everything, someone undermining your pretext for doing so by demonstrably improving things is a disaster for you. How can you claim poverty, racism, climate change, rape etc are functions of capitalism when capitalism shows clear progress in addressing these things? (Obviously Thomas Sowell’s question “Compared to What?” is also key).

        So the commies have to deny the possibility of progress and change. In doing so they piss on the graves of everyone who ever effected it. If America is just as racist as it was in 1950/1860/1619, then I guess MLK and John Lewis must have wasted their lives.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I am still waiting on my Mr. Fusion.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Tundra, you really gotta read The Wizard and the Prophet.

  25. Rebel Scum

    The schedule is set for the 2020 presidential and vice presidential debates — with the candidates squaring off later this September into October.

    I’ll believe when I see it. I still think they are trying to weasel out of it.

    • TARDIS

      #metoo

      But if they do happen, I hope his handlers have him drugged to the gills and he starts foaming at the mouth before collapsing in a pile of his own feces.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I still stand by my assesment that Mushhead is the canidate mostl likely to confuse his podium for a urinal.

    • Festus' Mustache

      The Dems are playing “My ball, my rules!” but I don’t think it will work out quite the way they envision.

  26. leon

    So re the court ruling mass surveillance illegal, I imagine the NSA will just ignore it anyway.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Amicus Brief.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The Bourne books/movies touch on that don’t they? Secret gov program exposed and they just roll it into a different project.

  27. 61North

    I maxed out on accrued leave last pay period. Not being able to go anywhere due to the ‘rona and the fact it’s been Hell Year at work really puts the damper on taking time off. Even the time off I have later this month is going to be interrupted by an event I cannot skip. Goddammit.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I hear ya. I can’t take a single day off because my replacement is inept. I am literally chained to my job unless I just choose to walk away forever. Fuck me I needed a “stress day” today.

      • Florida Man

        literally chained-

        We made that illegal in America. You should move.

      • leon

        Wait. There’s still the barefoot and pregnant wife exception, right?

      • Florida Man

        Yes, but only in the Appalachian mountains.

      • AlexinCT

        There as well. Keep getting told I need to take time off so I don’t end up not workin the last 6 or 7 weeks of the year, but any time I say I will take days off to do something I want my boss freaks out. These asshats were actually bold enough to tell me to take Wednesday’s off every week cause that was the time it hurt them not having me there the least. Never mind that I would have nothing to do other than sit on my ass at home on the day off in the middle of the week. Fuck dat!

      • Ted S.

        Try masturbating.

      • AlexinCT

        Solo sports other than hiking are boring….

      • R C Dean

        Pssht. You can do that at work.

      • AlexinCT

        Don’t you have to work for the government to be ok to get pr0n links so you can d that often enough to make it entertaining?

      • AlexinCT

        That’s the hulk!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Personally, I’m a fan of the color yellow.

  28. Rebel Scum

    Well, you see…the thing about that is…he IS the CnC, so…

    “He better have an army if he thinks he’s gonna walk down the street in New York. New Yorkers don’t want to have anything to do with him,” Cuomo said in an apparently threatening manner during a press conference following the review’s approval, a move which was first reported by the New York Post.

    “He can’t have enough bodyguards to walk through New York City. People don’t want to have anything to do with him,” the Democrat governor added.

    So dreamy when he stands up to Drumpfler. ///Cuomosexual

    • 61North

      Perfect time for Drumpfler to boot out all the NYPD assigned to remote posts with various agencies and overseas so they can serve as his detail in NYC.

    • leon

      So… Cuomo admits NYC is violent?

    • Festus' Mustache

      I can’t fathom the utter hatred for Trump and his supporters. It’s like nothing that I’ve seen in my lifetime. They’re not setting off bombs quite yet but it’s like 1974 but with more vitriol.

      • Swiss Servator

        As long as they only yap…and stay away from the bombs, I can dig it.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        That famous doctor I bring up here?

        Yeh.

        He said that while doesn’t wish ill on people he wants Trump to get the Mussolini treatment.

        Oh. And he’s a coronabro pant shitter extremist who still wants to keep EVERYTHING closed for granny.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I don’t think the secret service plays around… it wouldn’t be like when Rand Paul was attacked in DC. I remember seeing a clip of Bush speaking in Panama or some Central American country. The crowd started getting rowdy and dangerous. Within seconds, a crowd-control response team pulled out some long arms (don’t remember type) that seemed sufficient to put down the first several waves of attackers if needed.

    • TARDIS

      I’d like to see Trump show up and say, “Hey Cuomo, DeBlasio, meet Force Recon!”

    • WTF

      If Trump was even half the tyrant they claim he is, they wouldn’t have the balls to talk shit about him.

      • AlexinCT

        They can only grandstand and pretend he is a tyrant cause he is not. Do you really think cowards and cuntes like these douchebags would dare stand up to a real tyrant? They would be lining up to kiss that real tyrant’s ass. Not just out of fear, mind you, but because they love them some brutal evil fucks. Che, after all, is soooo dreamy!

    • Bobarian LMD

      Cuomo ain’t walking down any street in NYC without an army either.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    There goes the rocket.

    • db

      Greased the landing.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Get a room you two.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Jeezis. Now the Bloomberg chick is talking about all the wonderful things the government space program gave us which we never would have had without it. Like math.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And we wouldn’t have had the wonderful space program without Nazis so….

    • AlexinCT

      They gave us TANG! Wait, that looks like orange man and thus it is bad! The space program is a racist tyrannical effort!

  31. westernsloper

    Can he do this?

    Something something 55mph speed limit.

    The bigger question is why the fuck is fed gov giving any money to any city anywhere?

    • juris imprudent

      Congress-critters gotta bring home some pork – even better when they get it set on auto-spend.

  32. Ownbestenemy

    Ugh gotta go move the cars and trailer because some of my tax money and HOA fees are actually getting put to use. They are resealing our streets. Means we cant drive home later but I aint complaining.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Like Pelosi?

      • WTF

        And Cuomo?

  33. Scruffy Nerfherder

    In economic news, the S&P is headed for an all time high while the VIX is spiking.

    That’s an ominous warning, along with an all-time low of shorts on the broader market. If the market crashes, there won’t be any short-sellers to slow the fall down by taking profits along the way.

    • Idle Hands

      The bills going to come due in about two to three months here.

  34. Rebel Scum

    And now Fredo…

    Cuomo said, “Trump is an incumbent who says, look around, everything has gone to hell in a handbasket since I became president, and only I can fix it. Think about it. He literally is selling you the proposition that you need to re-elect him to fix what went wrong on his watch. He talks about the economy as if the pandemic never happened. The numbers after the pandemic do not matter, that’s not the state of our economy right now. And if you don’t re-elect him, the things that have gotten bad on his watch will get worse. Doesn’t simple logic 62 days out from an election dictate that the guy who helped make things bad would probably make it worse if given a second chance? Now, remember, here’s the key. How do you sell abnormal? You need to be abnormal. Forget about presidential. Instead of presidential, Trump is pathological. He lies and uses power and pawns to divide. He is the picture that should be next to a demagogue in the dictionary. He literally wants to make you hate. Prove it. OK, how are you supposed to feel about media that doesn’t praise him, like me, for example? hate them, hate them.”

    Is it just me or does this seem like a roid driven rant?

    • EvilSheldon

      Like hating the media is some kind of new thing. I’ve hated the media since Fredo was swimming around in his daddy’s nutsack…

    • WTF

      Democrat supporters riot and destroy cities under control of Democrats for decades, and Democrat governors shut down businesses tanking their economies, but Trump is to blame?
      How the fuck does that even make sense to anyone?

      • Sean

        CNN watchers are brain dead.

      • AlexinCT

        Stop insulting brain dead people by comparing them to the idiots that watch CNN please…

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Democrat supporters riot and destroy cities

        I guess you didn’t get the latest narrative memo… these are all white-supremacists attempting to hijack the peaceful protests to sow confusion for Trump.

      • juris imprudent

        How the fuck does that even make sense to anyone?

        Two-minutes hate – don’t you even read the manual bro?

  35. Rufus the Monocled

    In the debates, Trump has to be an animal-beast and obliterate and nuke Biden and the Democrats from the solar system.

    Make him his Gerry Cooney bitch.

    I so want to see this debate.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Toldja so! Toldja so!

    A motorcycle rider who traveled to the Sturgis rally in August has died of COVID-19 as infections rise in parts of the Midwest, Minnesota health officials said on Wednesday, while Los Angeles reopened hair salons and New Yorkers returned to gyms.

    The motorcyclist, identified only as a man in his 60s with underlying health conditions, was in an intensive care unit at the time of his death, said Kris Ehresmann, the state’s infectious disease director.

    “We are now up to 50 cases associated with Sturgis and sadly that includes one death among today’s total,” Ehresmann told a news briefing. Secondary infections were not included in the count.

    Hundreds of thousands of people attended the annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota, in August, an event that some public health officials worried could touch off a new outbreak of the virus.

    Dire predictions confirmed. The governor of South Dakota murdered that poor man.

    • Tundra

      She could murder me any time.

      Just sayin’.

      Our local officials are furiously spinning to try to keep people freaked out about a pandemic that isn’t.

      This guy has been solid throughout this bullshit.

      Finally, of course a softball mask question referring to a bogus model showing that mask use cuts cases by half. The commissioner was restrained (because the mask mandate has zero effect in Minnesota) and said that “models are not evidence”. I fell off my chair, which at my age is quite unpleasant and requires several minutes of crawling around in a vain attempt to regain upright status, much like the first bipedal humans. Has she informed the Incompetent Blowhard of this revelation? Perhaps that is why we are 7 weeks overdue from the unveiling of version 4. She further said, and this is close to the actual quote if not it: “if you are sick a mask doesn’t protect the people you interact with”. Now I had no chance of vertical attainment. I believe the commissioner has been wearing a mask so long that she is suffering from oxygen deprivation and carbon dioxide poisoning, leading to severe off-message syndrome. But then she ruined it by referring to multiple non-existent studies demonstrating the benefits of masks, for which I was actually grateful as it allowed me to recover my dignity and elevate myself to an appropriate human stature.

      • Idle Hands

        That’s actually amazing. I honestly don’t know how I could sit through those fucking antiscience propaganda meetings without blowing a fucking gasket. While the retarded doublespeak and contradictory bullshit from the gov offended and offended me the level of thought that went into the reporters questions and pushback was rage inducing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      50 cases

      *sets hair on fire, runs in circles*

      • juris imprudent

        Hey everyone – this guy is doing exactly what we want! Follow his lead! /clueless gits in govt

      • Nephilium

        Hundreds of thousands of people attended the annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis

        up to 50 cases associated with Sturgis and sadly that includes one death

        Math is hard…100,000 (times x) causes 50 (max) cases. And this is what we’re killing the economy over?

      • Pine_Tree

        I’d bet if you had the ability to looked at the last several years of Sturgis attendance, and then tracked the lives of all attendees for this same period of time afterward, having one of them drop dead during the study period would be entirely normal.

      • AlexinCT

        Bikes, booze, blow, and bitchez takes a serious toll on one’s health man…

      • mrfamous

        One? Hepatitis is a participation trophy at Sturgis.

      • Agent Cooper

        Sturgis infection rate is around 0.0125%.

    • WTF

      a man in his 60s with underlying health conditions

      Ignore that shit, it was the Kung Flu what got ‘im!!

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      One death out of hundreds of thousands attendees? So it sounds like the biggest risk of attending is probably the risk of traffic fatalities on the way to and from there.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Your risk of getting an STD not yet known to science is probably considerably higher.

      • mikey

        There were four traffic accidetn deaths

  37. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The media’s not your friend

    Cohen is such a dirtbag, he secretly taped and published recordings of his own buddy. Gotta love it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Never ever talk to Michael Cohen about personal stuff in any environment he can record you. The man’s the archetype of a shitbag lawyer and he makes Saul Goodman look ethical.

      • Chipwooder

        Saul Goodman is Atticus Finch compared to this guy.

    • leon

      So Cuomo might say “The Media is the Enemy?”

  38. Rebel Scum

    All progjection, all the time.

    Heilemann said, “If you ran into a guy behaving the way Trump behaves at a backyard barbecue in your neighborhood, back when you were still allowed to have backyard barbecues in your neighbor, and you met that guy, you would be expressing sympathy to your relatives saying, ‘Yeah, I’ve had someone in my family who have had issues with dementia.’ But we hesitate to go there because none of us on this show right now are doctors. None of us are qualified to do diagnosis. I’m not qualified to do a diagnosis. I’m not going to pretend like I am. But probably all of us have gone through, I have seen friends and family members in their advanced years have dementia and have cognitive issues. And there are familiar things we have seen in our lives. And there are three things that I have seen in others who have gotten into stages of advanced dementia; one of them is delusional tendencies, another is paranoia, intense paranoia, and the third is—unfortunately, and again, many people, good people, upstanding people have had this problem where you see someone in your family or in a family close to you where someone in an advanced stage of dementia starts to exhibit racist tendencies. They start to say— their submerged racism comes to the surface. You see the 80-year-old, 90-year-old man, often men, who have become paranoid, delusional, and more racist than maybe they exhibited in their first signs of racism or what they low level of racism was exacerbated on that age.”

    • Idle Hands

      I think Trump just broke so many people in such a profound way. It’s probably really hard for a ton of them to wrap their head around the fact that a ton of people hate them that much that they’d choose the grifter used car salesman douche-bag over anyone they liked.

    • leon

      It’s Trump who has dementia, not the guy who can’t finish a thought.

    • WTF

      It’s not even projection, they’re just flat out lying and they know it.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t think the secret service plays around… it wouldn’t be like when Rand Paul was attacked in DC. I remember seeing a clip of Bush speaking in Panama or some Central American country. The crowd started getting rowdy and dangerous. Within seconds, a crowd-control response team pulled out some long arms (don’t remember type) that seemed sufficient to put down the first several waves of attackers if needed.

    As I recall, when Hinckley took his potshots at Reagan, several of the SS guys whipped out Mac-10s. An excellent, if somewhat indiscriminate, means of crowd dispersal.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      PBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT…….

      oops

    • db

      Not Mac-10s. They used full sized UZI SMGs.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Uzis. The secret service had brief cases specially made to hold them. The KGB at the same time had Krinkoffs (they didn’t call them that) in luggage that would pop open at the press of a couple buttons.

      The people who made Mac-10’s tried to make some, but they were a unsafe failure. Almost shot some gov inspector when they were showing them off.

    • EvilSheldon

      Yep. The USSS protective detail guys are the rare exception – federal cops who actually train consistently and can shoot competently.

  40. Rufus the Monocled

    Biden and this mask thing being patriotic. Yeh, whatever pal.

    The criminality of it all. Read and watch all this in succession. Maybe 10 m. in total. I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy…..but it’s aliens. Strange coincidences. And it all leads back to Big pharma.

    “The mainstream media portrayed the so-called “swine flu” outbreak as a serious threat, with the then U.S. Vice President Joe Biden going so far as to advise people against confined spaces, such as airplanes,[10] and the World Health Organization (WHO) declaring it a pandemic in June of that year.[11] The flu itself was responsible for about 18,500 deaths, according to the WHO’s estimate, which they described as “almost surely underreported.” Nevertheless, this figure was far lower than the number of annual deaths believed to be caused by ordinary flu strains.[12] However, Vanderbilt University Medical Center’s William Schaffner stated that the capacity of the center was “stretched” as a result of the outbreak.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_health_scares

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB0MEjHgkfM

    https://www.virology.ws/2009/05/23/who-will-redefine-pandemic/

    • Idle Hands

      It’s so depressing to be living through these stupid times.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        One of the best responses on her Twitter account – where she got pasted – was, ‘what kind of sick shit are you into?’

        What’s frightening is a public health official involving herself to this degree in the lives of private citizens.

        What happened to ‘I don’t care what you do in the privacy of your room?’

        What could possibly have driven her to say this? Yeh, I want to be naked with someone in masks. Makes me wonder if she’s plain stupid and autistic.

      • Idle Hands

        I personally find condoms to be a bridge to far ppe wise.

    • Grumbletarian

      They just want people to play doctor.

    • Festus' Mustache

      God I loathe these people and I try to live my life without any hate in my heart. They just won’t leave well enough alone and it breaks me.

    • juris imprudent

      Mask? My god, if I was having sex with her it would be two bags AND a gimp hood.

    • Tejicano

      Sounds like maybe the lady has a sexual fantasy she’d like to bring up.

    • Rebel Scum

      That would make the mustache ride kind of awkward.

      • Fourscore

        Women hardest hit

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Yeah.. ha. Masks during sex. How would that even work. Like, the zipper would make it hard to…wait a second…

      • AlexinCT

        She can storm my trooper any time. That is, after I verify that she is not a butherface or a dude with tits…

    • AlexinCT

      Do you need one when eating ass? I mean can you get COVID from that? Asking for HM…..

    • EvilSheldon

      Hey, don’t be yucking my yum…

  41. leon

    You have to almost admire her at a certain level.

    I get what you’re saying, but i just can’t find anything admirable about not taking responsibility for your own actions, and blaming someone because you got caught, rather than accepting that you acted hypocritically.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s the brazenness of it. I was caught red-handed and I’m going to blame someone else. The ones I can absolutely not tolerate are the ones who will apologize for her and create excuses.

      • Idle Hands

        It’s hard to imagine them existing but they do. It’s rather incredible. Just take the L.

      • Tundra
  42. Certified Public Asshat

    Jacob Blake Sr. Has Long History of Racist, Antisemitic, Anti-Christian Posts; Set to Meet Joe Biden https://t.co/ZRnNSShPlY— Jack Posobiec ?? (@JackPosobiec) September 3, 2020

    He refuses to play politics though.

    • leon

      Many here have pointed out that BLM picks bad people as their rallying cry. But that is based off the assumption that BLM wants unity. they don’t, They want divisiveness, because it fuels their agenda, and their coffers.

    • Rebel Scum

      Speaking of, has Biden denounced and rejected the endorsement by Richard Spencer?

      • db

        memory hole

      • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

        Yes, that’s a clever name for Biden but what about his question?

  43. commodious spittoon

    Michael Malice to Mikhaila Peterson: “Your dad has influenced so many people so much that he’s got me taking benzos recreationally.”

    LOL

    • Idle Hands

      Michael Malice is the best.

  44. leon

    RE: Cuomo’s rant about “Trump ruined the economy! Why is he saying he’ll make it better, why would you vote for someone who made it bad”

    Yesterday i posted a map of the Unemployment rate by county, and now i’ll post the change in unemployemnt, by county, from last year. It really shows where people have been hardest hit.

    I think you also see that its not totally unbelievable that some people might understand that they are out of work because of their governor. Especially as they see other states back to normal.

    • Idle Hands

      The places with double digit unemployment right now are never going to recover to be back to where they were in February for at least a generation, it’s kind of horrifying to think about as that was just 6 months ago.

      • commodious spittoon

        But think about all those burned-out homes and businesses. The pent-up demand will be astonishing.

      • db

        Like rocket fuel for the glaziers

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Burned out homes? Empty storefronts? Generational unemployment? Its like I’m right back in western Pennsylvania!

      • Agent Cooper

        Rust Belt Brothers unite!

      • Nephilium

        So… what do we call these locations, the COVID belt?

  45. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “He was arraigned and has since been released on his personal recognizance.”

    Sure why not? He seems like the kind of guy you can trust.

  46. Fatty Bolger

    The stock market thinks Joe Biden is going to beat Donald Trump

    New York (CNN Business)The presidential election is only two months away and the stock market is soaring.

    In theory, that should bode well for President Trump since a bull market has historically benefited the incumbent. But Trump is trailing Democratic challenger Joe Biden in many head-to-head national polls.

    • Drake

      So Wall Street doesn’t believe the polls any more than I do.

    • leon

      Usually that means my candidate would be in a bad position. But I don’t like that, so here’s why this time it’s different.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh to be a fly on the wall in CNN’s editorial meeting room.

    • commodious spittoon

      Trump supporters are being hunted down on American streets, and somehow polling in his favor is down.

      • Chipwooder

        While, at the same time, there is a dearth of new polls.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    It’s so depressing to be living through these stupid times.

    This.

    I don’t want to ride this ride anymore.

    • Idle Hands

      It’ll buff. It’s just a profound experience to see so many people in such a retarded hysterical state.

  48. The Other Kevin

    Mornin’ Banjos! Thanks for the great song. INXS was one of my first “favorite” bands, and that song is a great one. The Shabooh/Shoobah and Listen Like Thieves years were their best.

    • Not Adahn

      Never fight a fat person unless they’re winded first.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        That’s my secret. I’m always winded.

      • Agent Cooper

        Run. And then fight.

    • Chipwooder

      Didn’t any of these people watch Karate Kid III? The Quicksilver program WORKS, dammit.

      • Nephilium

        Why would anyone watch the Karate Kid III?

        Somewhat related, Cobra Kai was an unexpectedly entertaining surprise.

      • Agent Cooper

        Cobra Kai is great. Makes me wonder what William Zabka could’ve been as an actor in the years in between.

      • Chipwooder

        Because it’s hilarious. Plus there’s Blake Lively’s older sister, who I had a crush on at the time after seeing her in Teen Witch.

    • PieInTheSky

      saw that link somewhere else recently but where?

      • Sean

        Sorry Pie. My reality is soaked in gin for weeks now.

        That, and I’m at work.

  49. Florida Man

    Anybody here joined a Militia? I’m thinking about joining the Florida Militia if Biden wins. Pros. Cons. Is it a waste of time?

    • leon

      No. If you start your own though you get to make the rules. Keep out undesirables (Collectivists etc) and get to fashion a fancy title for yourself.

      • Florida Man

        I do like that the Florida militia explicitly bans racist. On the one hand people can believe what they want. On the other, militias already get painted as right wing bigots so its best to get out in front of it.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Plus, can select your own fancy hat!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m a member of VCDL, although I don’t think that counts as a “militia”

      • Florida Man

        It looks like more of a political group like the NRA or GOA. I’m not familiar with them though.

      • Chipwooder

        They’re an excellent 2A advocacy organization, far superior to the NRA.

    • Drake

      I was in the National Guard for a while. I still wasn’t allowed to own cool guns or conceal-carry so I eventually left.

      • leon

        The carve outs go for the cops who are good members of the Union.

      • TARDIS

        Good read. Thanks for posting.

        Can we have snipers just kill the real enemy that makes the endless riots possible then?

    • R C Dean

      It very much depends on the militia organization, I suspect.

      I’ve been thinking about poking around here in Southern AZ to see what’s on offer. There are definitely some semi-nutter border militias that I think I would avoid.

    • EvilSheldon

      They could probably use the non-federal informant membership…

  50. Idle Hands

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/1301384471111970817

    New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo launched his harshest attack yet on President Trump, saying he is “persona non grata” in the city of his birth.

    “He can’t have enough bodyguards to walk through New York City,” Cuomo said Wednesday night

    They aren’t even trying to hide the fact they are legitimized crime syndicate.

    • Drake

      The Cuomo’s were ever hiding it?

    • leon

      Really seems like to me that going to New York for a day trip might be a Win-Win for Trump. If he get’s attacked, he can blame Cuomo and the dems for inciting it. If not Then he can just give a big fuck you to Andrew.

      Also do some campaigning In New York

      • SandMan

        Yep, I think he would win Bigly!

    • Rufus the Monocled

      In a just world, it’s you that’s hunted Andrew.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Wish he could back that up.
      Sadly, the mayor of NYC is a republican lackey.
      The police unions are all in the trumpet’s pocket.”

      WTF?

      I can’t handle total retards (Yes, I used the r-word) anymore.

  51. leon

    So who else thinks their should be a re-count of the Census. April 1 was prior to the mass exodus in NY, Nj, and CA.

    • Rhywun

      Doesn’t matter. The blue states manage to convince FedGov to pull (larger) numbers out of their ass every census. Unless Trump is paying attention, it’ll happen again this time.

  52. Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

    ‘“We have been shut down for so long, not just me, but most of the small businesses and I just can’t – it’s a feeling – a feeling of being deflated, helpless and honestly beaten down,” Kious said.’

    Feature, not a bug. If you submit now the beatings will stop, pinky-swear.

    • leon

      Vote for Biden and we’ll make this all go away!

  53. straffinrun

    2021 gonna be better than 2020?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Define “better”

      • straffinrun

        General sense. Social trends. I suppose I could pretend about the personal.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Economically, I think the money printing is going to catch up with us and the reality of all the business destruction is going to set in. Stagflation, here we come.

      • Nephilium

        Yeah. I’m not looking forward to when the collapse really sets in.

      • invisible finger

        Yeah, the drop in business creation is going to be a huge problem and all the “help” from bureaucrats will only make matters worse, except for a few connected individuals they will later trot out as success stories to deflect from the actual statistics.

      • Rebel Scum

        Define “better”

        Worse.

    • Idle Hands

      The guy who made the mayan calendar was just dyslexic.

    • PieInTheSky

      lol no

      • straffinrun

        I like the wisdom of the old world. *Nods knowingly*

    • R C Dean

      Hadn’t thought about it, but maybe not.

      (1) The ‘Vid will be gone, although we may well apply the same lunatic controls to the flu season, so this may be only a marginal improvement.

      (2) The economic damage currently masked by lunatic federal spending sprees will become more apparent.

      (3) The downstream/knock-on damage of crushing entire sectors of the economy will set in.

      (4) If Trump wins, the political and social chaos will continue, at best, and could well get worse.

      (5) If the Dems win we’ll get an entirely different flavor of shitshow.

      I’m not super-optimistic.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      So, on average, Biden is polling the exact same as Clinton did in 2016, and Trump is polling better now than he did in 2016. Is that the right interpretation?

      • db

        It will be very interesting to see how this matches up with the last time.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The key question for me is “Are people more or less likely to publicly voice their support for Trump this year?”

      • Chipwooder

        Voter enthusiasm too. Are a lot of lefty types going to wake up on Election Day, take one last look at Biden, and say “Ahhhhh fuck it” and just stay home?

      • leon

        Stay home And vote by Mail?

      • WTF

        Vote by mail is why Biden will not concede even if Trump wins in an electoral blowout, because after election day the Dems will know just how many mail in votes they need to manufacture in swing states to steal the election.

      • R C Dean

        Ding. Ding.

        And I suspect the idiot Repubs are completely unprepared for this.

      • Raven Nation

        Maybe. But a lot of lefties are going to wake up on Election Day, look at Trump and say “Fuck Him!”

      • Fatty Bolger

        I think less likely. The freakouts and rejection from people they had considered friends after Trump won caught a lot of his supporters off guard. They’ll keep quiet this time around.

  54. Rebel Scum

    No tailgating for you!

    BLACKSBURG, Va. (WFXR) — While autumn and tailgating practically go hand-in-hand in a college town like Blacksburg, Virginia Tech announced Tuesday tailgating will be prohibited in both university and town parking lots and public spaces for the fall season in order to protect public health.

    According to Virginia Tech’s news release on Tuesday, Sept. 1, this decision to prohibit tailgating applies not only to football games, but also any other fall sporting event such as soccer, volleyball, and cross country.

    However, this ban on public tailgating does not prevent Hokie fans from cheering on their favorite team. In fact, Virginia Tech is asking football fans to “homegate” with family members or pandemic pods in order to enjoy each game in a safe way.

    Hokies are stuck up, self-absorbed a-holes, but this is still stupid.

    • Chipwooder

      Now, I take a backseat to no one in hating Vippy Sue, but “stuck up” is not generally a term applied to them. That’s supposed to be our bailiwick at UVA.

    • 61North

      Who the hell tailgates for a cross country meet?

      • Idle Hands

        you expect me to watch a track meet sober?

      • 61North

        Good point.

      • Idle Hands

        need about 1/2 beer to work up the courage to start cat calling her.

      • Agent Cooper

        My son runs Cross Country. I love it. We go, watch him start, watch him finish. 18-19 minutes tops. Then we have the rest of the day to do other stuff!

      • Raven Nation

        Parents?

      • Brett L

        Hash house harriers?

    • straffinrun

      Would it matter if it wasn’t “stupid”? I’m sick of fighting this battle for basic human rights on utilitarian standards.

    • Idle Hands

      Fuck these fun police fucks.

  55. leon

    Leon’s CK3 Review.

    Overall:
    A really great and enjoyable game. Keeps a lot of what made CK2 work, but expanding on areas where it was lacking. The ability to do a lot more kinds of schemes, and that it is no longer totally random as to when they fire is a huge boon. I’m a fan of roleplaying Medieval politics, so the addition of cadet branches in dynasties is exciting. No ruler designer is kinda a bummer, but they have promised that as a future free patch update.

    Pros:
    1. easier to handle Armies. In CK2 the armies were very abstract and so you ended up just making due with “having more men than the other guy”. Now combat seems much more strategic. Having more men is always a boon, but placing your armies in good terrain is now more important, as well as creating armies that fit the area you are going to be fighting.
    2. Schemes: By selecting different focus paths, and picking perk points you can enable different schemes.
    3. Intrigue/favors: Hugely improved. Being able to get favors that actually are worth something. CK2’s favor system was pretty piss poor IMO.
    4. UI/Graphics: I was skeptical at first, but the UI is very slick, and very easy to use.

    Cons:
    1. Tooltips. The plentitude of tool tips can be a bit intrusive, but at least they are legible and readable.
    2. Just two starting dates to choose from. Not a feature i used a lot, but having more options thatn 873 and 1066 would be nice.

    In short: I give it a 5/5, but i’m a huge fan. If you only moderately enjoyed the previous, i would definitely recommend once the price point has reached something more acceptable to you.

    • Trolleric the Goth

      xbox game pass for $1 first month, $5 after has it included – scratch that itch in a month and you only paid $1 for the privilege

  56. Drake

    Last night we had the TV on and somebody read a Trump Tweet calling Biden ‘Joe Hiden‘. My wife and I both had a good laugh. That has to sting.

  57. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Looks like the James Bond producers decided that focusing on the woke aspects of the film wasn’t going to work for them, and the new trailer reflects it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-81sq05Gs

    Now that’s a Bond film I’d go see.

    • Charlie Suet

      I really hope the new black female double-o isn’t a stalking horse for a stupid casting decision.

    • Tundra

      Oh, hell yes!

  58. PieInTheSky

    Question: would chasing amy’s hooper x scene cause controversy were the movie released this year?

    Just re-watched it. found it funny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3XTHVC1Nf0

    I was a big fan of Kevin Smith in highschool. Now I realize I have no idea if he still puts out movies.

    • PieInTheSky

      yes I am bored. stupid simulation won’t finish.

    • Rhywun

      “What’s a Nubian?”

      Cracks me up every time.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Intergalactic Civil War? One of KS best written scenes

    • Nephilium

      Kevin Smith is still making movies, most recent was a reboot/remake of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The previous two ones were “horror” films, Tusk and Yoga Hosers. Tusk is cheesily entertaining, Yoga Hosers is just bad. Flat out bad. There are no redeeming qualities in it at all.

      • Idle Hands

        The only entertaining part about tusk was the ending of them talking about why/how they made it.

      • Nephilium

        My love for schlocky B horror films stands.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    HERESY

    A senior fellow at Stanford’s conservative Hoover Institution, Atlas is a neuroradiologist and not an expert on infectious diseases or pandemics.

    But he is a frequent contributor to Fox News where he has called on schools to open, endorsed the return of college football, raised questions about mask wearing and spoken out against lockdowns and the “frenzy” of mass testing — all stances Trump has taken.

    “You know that there’s no real good science on general population widespread in all circumstances wearing masks,” Atlas told Fox News host Tucker Carlson.

    Atlas also has pushed Trump’s non-scientific claims about children and coronavirus, telling Fox News earlier this month that children “have no risk for serious illness” and “they’re not significant spreaders.”

    “If there’s no risk to children, no significant risk I should say, then what are you protecting them from? If kids get the infection in this school that’s still okay,” Atlas said Thursday in a sit-down interview with the conservative outlet Sinclair Broadcast Group.

    While the effects of the virus on children are inconclusive at this time, a contact tracing study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that young people between ages 10 and 19 are more likely to spread the coronavirus in households, where other family members may be more susceptible to severe symptoms.

    ——-

    And his arrival at the White House comes after months of Trump often being at odds with task force experts who did not echo his views on the pandemic and precautions — most notably Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease expert.

    In July, the president called Fauci “a little bit of an alarmist” to which Fauci responded, “I consider myself more of a realist.”

    ——-

    The last time Fauci joined Trump at a White House coronavirus task force briefing was April 22. Since then, he has had to resort to doing multiple television and online interviews in order to get his message out and to answer questions.

    President Cartoon Villain has invited an apostate into the Church of Public Health! Is there no depravity to which he will not sink?

    Poor Foochy. Why won’t Trump obey him?

    • invisible finger

      ” he has had to resort to doing multiple television and online interviews”

      Yeah, every time he’s taken the podium at the White House Press Room he’s been in shackles and has never been able to speak and answer questions he calls for.

    • Rhywun

      young people between ages 10 and 19 are more likely to spread the coronavirus in households, where other family members may be more susceptible to severe symptoms

      I guess those goalposts won’t move themselves.

    • R C Dean

      Atlas is a neuroradiologist and not an expert on infectious diseases or pandemics

      Of course, Fauci trained as a primary care doctor, so exactly the same can be said about him.

      Of course, one can be acquire expertise outside of one’s board specialty.

      • Sensei

        Unpossible!

        Unless you have a piece of paper you can’t have expertise.

    • Agent Cooper

      “non-scientific claims about children and coronavirus,”

      This is a lie.

  60. Rufus the Monocled

    I keep forgetting to not post more than one link. Repost.

    Biden and this mask thing being patriotic. Yeh, whatever pal.

    The criminality of it all. Read and watch all this in succession. Maybe 10 m. in total. I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy…..but it’s aliens. Strange coincidences. And it all leads back to Big pharma.

    “The mainstream media portrayed the so-called “swine flu” outbreak as a serious threat, with the then U.S. Vice President Joe Biden going so far as to advise people against confined spaces, such as airplanes,[10] and the World Health Organization (WHO) declaring it a pandemic in June of that year.[11] The flu itself was responsible for about 18,500 deaths, according to the WHO’s estimate, which they described as “almost surely underreported.” Nevertheless, this figure was far lower than the number of annual deaths believed to be caused by ordinary flu strains.[12] However, Vanderbilt University Medical Center’s William Schaffner stated that the capacity of the center was “stretched” as a result of the outbreak.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_health_scares

    • Mojeaux

      You get 2.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I want THREE!

        And when they give three.

        I will want FOUR!

      • Mojeaux

        Don’t you work?

      • juris imprudent

        *raucous applause*

      • TARDIS

        LOL

        Mojo with a slapshot to the five-hole!

  61. Mojeaux

    My governor’s ads focus on black people talking about being tough on crime, and claiming the opposition is being funded by those who want to de-fund the police. They’re compelling ads, and they were smart to use black people (pandering?), but I wonder if that’s my confirmation bias.

    On the opposition’s side we have a woman who really did do some good in this state (especially my county) by exposing and cutting waste. There was quite a bit of corruption/incompetence in my county and she came in with a daisy cutter. But she wants “affordable” health care (which means single-payer in libspeak) and she would have mandated masks instead of “doing nothing.”

    My governor left it up to the people to decide about shuttering their businesses/wearing masks, then the municipalities and counties stepped in with their mandates, saying “wear your masks” but it was a matter of personal responsibility.

    • straffinrun

      It was always up to us here. Most people wore masks and some business put up plastic sheets, but it was always on you to do what you thought was right. Amazing how the most “muh freedom!” states in the US were light years away from the amount of freedom we were allowed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not to mention government saying they didn’t have the power or authority under the law to order certain things. And then pass a law allowing the government to declare a state of emergency. Not to agree with it necessarily, but it’s a damn sight better than executives unilaterally exercising power.

    • PieInTheSky

      You own a governor? How much you pay him to do your bidding?

      • Mojeaux

        *checks tax records*

        Too much.

      • Chipwooder

        As Roy L. Fuchs said in the criminally underrated Used Cars, “This country’s going to shit. Used to be, when you bought a politician, the sonofabitch stayed bought!”

  62. PieInTheSky

    Breaking News!!!! Steve Nash is going to coach the Brooklyn Net… oh no one cares

    • Rufus the Monocled

      That’s right.

      Nash fits right in with the faux-righteous woke Chinese Basketball Association.

    • Drake

      The guy from Crosby, Stills, and Nash?

    • invisible finger

      At least they hired an African-Canadian.

    • Tundra

      Her response was fucking beautiful.

      • AlexinCT

        That must have fucking cost the idiots calling her Uncle Tom some teeth…

    • Idle Hands

      I can’t stand that website. Don’t know why. I always see something of interest accidentally click it and remember I hate it the second the mast head comes up.

      • Rhywun

        To be fair, it’s better than reading actual Twitter. Low bar etc. etc.

    • Rebel Scum

      My favorite part about getting Trump’s endorsement is reading the comments claiming Trump only did it because I am black..

      …as if we didn’t spend 3 weeks watching modern day overseer @JoeBiden play Duck Duck Goose w/three black women to pick a VP solely based on complexion.

      Dang.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah that is a good line.

    • Not Adahn

      You can’t be rasist against wypipo.

      All Republicans are white.

      Ergo, Klacik has not experienced racism.

      Q.E.D.

    • Not Adahn

      …as if we didn’t spend 3 weeks watching modern day overseer @JoeBiden play Duck Duck Goose w/three black women to pick a VP solely based on complexion.

      Welp, she just lost the votes of everyone in that district who moved there from MN.

    • KibbledKristen

      There’s literally white people calling her “coon”. These people are insane.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        this is why I scoff at the “racism is dead” people. It’s not dead, it’s just hiding under a thin veneer of political animus in most cases.

      • KibbledKristen

        They literally think they own black people. Just waiting for one of them to use the word “uppity”.

    • Chipwooder

      For people who like to prattle on about “cognitive dissonance”, there sure are a lot of pasty motherfuckers telling black people how to be black.

    • kbolino

      Damn, I’m only a stone’s throw away from living in the district she’s running for (though that doesn’t say much, as I live in or close to 5 of MD’s 8 districts; remember kids, gerrymandering is something only Republicans can do). Sadly, my district will be won by nepotic dumbfuck John Sarbanes, who lives way on the other side of Baltimore from me.

      • Rhywun

        I just learned today I live a block away from fucking Jerry Nadler’s district. Part of the gerrymandering runs under the East River and along the Brooklyn shore for a couple miles in order to connect Manhattan’s Upper West Side to southern Brooklyn.

  63. Idle Hands

    In the news that will shock noone the lockdown till vaccine crowd is putting out the messaging that it won’t take the vaccine because it’s rushed.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What’s the usual development and testing cycle, ten years or so?

      • R C Dean

        For vaccines, probably not that long. I would guess 3 years?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I think 10 years is a safe best. Longer in some cases. Just one phase-3 trial could easily take 3 years by itself with study set-up, recruitment, and data analysis.

        There are also post-marketing surveillance studies, which I would absolutely wait for before taking a drug unless I was desperate (oncology for example), but a vaccine can be licensed before the PMS studies are complete.

      • Pine_Tree

        Hmm. I’ll have to look up the development times for all the other vaccines out there already for the other kinds of coronavirus. That’d probably be a good guide…

    • PieInTheSky

      I will not

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What a fine looking gentleman.

    • Urthona

      To play devil’s advocate… I mean “interfering with a peace officer” is a pretty b.s. charge. They obviously just picked him up to get him off the street.

      They should probably NOT let him go now.

    • R C Dean

      A law enforcement official told the Wall Street Journal on Tuesday that Reinoehl “is a person of interest” in the Danielson murder investigation.

      They have it on video, and they still haven’t arrested him. Unbelievable.

      • Chipwooder

        Well, they thoughtfully called ahead with the last guy caught on video so that he knew they were coming for him, so…..

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Argument-by-assertion
    TW: Froma Harrop

    Many of us lit candles and prayed that Sweden’s approach to the coronavirus would succeed. As the rest of Europe locked down, Sweden stayed mostly open. Its plan was to keep vulnerable people separate while letting the virus infect the others, thus creating herd immunity — a large proportion of people no longer able to spread the disease. Meanwhile, everyone would go about their business, and the economy wouldn’t suffer.

    The Swedish example could have offered deliverance from mask wearing, closed gyms and fights over when to open schools. But it didn’t work.

    Sweden has recorded about 571 virus deaths per million, more than even our 563 deaths per million. Its formerly locked-down Scandinavian neighbors have reported far, far lower mortality, while their economies are doing just as well, if not better. Guess disease and death are bad for business.

    And despite the suffering, Sweden is nowhere near achieving herd immunity, Dr. Scott Gottlieb, former commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration, writes in The Wall Street Journal. Neither are we.

    ——-

    One might wish otherwise, but the only way to contain this virus is to follow the bothersome guidelines: Wear masks in public. Maintain social distancing. Test and trace.

    They are also key to boosting public confidence in any reopening. Bringing back Dr. Anthony Fauci as America’s prime voice on the pandemic would further reassure Americans that someone in power is serious about this.

    Trump will do none of the above. But you already knew that.

    Eventually, we’ll have a vaccine, and — this is another prayer — a competent leader in the White House. At that point, it’s back to a kind of normal as we tend to hurting businesses, restore jobs, grieve losses and deal with those still suffering side effects of the disease.

    We’ll just make these declaratory statements about anything we wish. It’s not as if anybody is going to make an effort to put them in context. We need to be told what to do, otherwise… CHAOS.

    If Sweden had zero deaths, they would find some way to invalidate the results.

    • Urthona

      Bwahaha.

      How is Sweden “nowhere near herd immunity”?

      Man look at their graph.

      They are completely open, have been for many months, and cases are at the floor.

      • invisible finger

        Bad testing! Bad, bad bad! Naughty Sweden!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “more than even our 563 deaths per million”

      I assume the our refers to the US? That’s actually a pretty good performance, especially considering how our CV deaths are classified. Go play in traffic Froma.

      • Urthona

        It’s possible that he’s using some scientific metric for “herd immunity” and they haven’t met that.

        But he’s completely up his own ass.

        Sweden is open. For many months. And there is no covid.

        Game. Set. Match.

      • Urthona

        I suppose he could argue it’s going to “come back” from basically the floor, but how is this argument different from places with strict lockdowns? If it comes back from basically zero, then those places will too eventually.

      • R C Dean

        It’s possible that he’s using some scientific metric for “herd immunity” and they haven’t met that.

        I’m sure its the sum of people who tested positive for teh virus and people who tested positive for antibodies.

        Which utterly ignores cross-immunity and baseline T-cell immunity.

    • R C Dean

      Its formerly locked-down Scandinavian neighbors have reported far, far lower mortality, while their economies are doing just as well, if not better.

      The first statement is true. The second, I have seen no evidence one way or the other.

      Interesting question on whether looking only at its neighbors is cherry-picking, or whether the EU as a whole is a better comparison. Sweden is pretty middle-of-the-pack for deaths in the EU, and its economy has taken less damage.

      Test and trace.

      Contact tracing is utterly pointless at this stage. Contact tracing’s sole function is to warn people who have been exposed to someone infectious. At this point, the virus is so widespread you can’t attribute an infection to a given exposure, outside of very limited circumstances where the infected person has been essentially secluded with very few contacts for the two week period before they test positive.

      • Apples and Knives

        A quick glance at demographics on Wikipedia tells me Sweden has much more immigration than their Scandinavian neighbors. I’ve also seen a story about Covid hitting those communities hard in Sweden, which would seem to be in line with the rest of Europe. I would think it makes more sense to compare to EU. Also, I know we’re talking about per capita rates but it’s probably worth noting that Sweden is about twice the size of Norway and Denmark as well.

      • kbolino

        As far as I can tell, the key to beating COVID is to have low immigration and/or be an ethnostate. Western Europe and the Americas have the highest numbers of COVID deaths per capita. The correlation between ethnic diversity* and COVID deaths in countries is pretty strong.

        * = Not a euphemism

    • Gustave Lytton

      Boss seems to be incorrect. This salon appears to be ones like my wife was talking about, stylists are independent contractors renting space from the business owner. When they move to a new salon, they take their clients with them. It’s not a barbershop where the cutters work for the owner.

      The stylist here obviously doesn’t want to lose Pelosi or anyone else as a client. Given that, the story makes complete sense.

      • Urthona

        I’ll be honest here. Even when hair salons were “locked down” in my great state of TX my wife still did this with her hairdresser. Her hairdresser was going broke, and she felt bad for her since they’ve become friends. They didn’t bother with facemasks. Later, we all died of covid.

        Admittedly, this was early before we knew that face masks had magical powers to save everyone from covid.

        Also, Texas breezed through most of its lockdown stages quickly. Praise Allah.

        It’s not that what Pelosi did was wrong. That’s the funny thing. It isn’t. It’s completely fine. It’s just that she favors a NATIONAL FACEMASK LAW amongst other things. She’s a total fucking hypocrite. And her response to being caught? Redonkulous.

      • Idle Hands

        If pelosi wasn’t railing against Trump’s dangerous reopening rhetoric and demanding face mask usage I’d have no beef and this wouldn’t be a story at all. But she was and she is. Fuck that cunt.

      • Urthona

        Even then this didn’t move my needle much. Politician.

        Now that she’s tried to claim it was a setup and she was wronged? Holy shit. I hate that bitch.

      • Chipwooder

        It’s that Pelosi and other Dems will solemnly lecture about the supreme importance of lockdowns and wearing face diapers while, at the same time, doing whatever the fuck they want.

      • R C Dean

        Its the difference between being governed, and being ruled.

        They are our rulers. Rulers are sovereigns who can do whatever they please, regardless of the restrictions they impose on the people they rule.

    • R C Dean

      I know ass-covering when I see it.

      And even if it was a set-up, Nancy still broke the rules, and something something ignorance of the law something something.

      I suspect that each of the stylists have a key to the business where they rent space, and that’s why the owner said she couldn’t do anything about it.

    • Idle Hands

      There are people defending pelosi and trying to say this story is a nothingburger, I just can’t with these partisan fucking hacks. Trumps CDC just fucked landlords that is also a big story and he is a fucking scumbag for it. Why the fuck can’t people criticize their team when they are clearly in the wrong and just the worst kind of blatant and rank hypocrisy.

    • KSuellington

      I read Pelosi’s response as a thinly veiled, “nice salon ya got there, be a damn shame if something were to happen to it.” I think the owner knows she is done for anyone and just said screw it. Not surprising that Pelosi doesn’t actually believe that masks do much. Yesterday, I learned from of of the delivery guys that stocks the store across the street that there is a private club for the richies and politicos (supposedly Greasy Gav is a member) that is currently hopping busy. He said that at 1 am the other nite he saw all kinds of done up chicks jumping into Ubers out front after a night clubbing there. Currently all indoor bars and clubs are still closed after six months here. It’s nice to be connected.

      • Idle Hands

        Pretty much. That’s fucking disgusting. It be a shame if TMZ or someone stood outside and recorded every person walking in and out of there and posted it online for the plebes to see.

      • db

        Sounds like a great opportunity for some undercover video.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    So- what you’re saying is he’s a sociopath

    In a larger sense, Atlas is concerned with the major role that fear has played in public messaging throughout the pandemic. “It’s stemming from a massive amount of fear bordering on hysteria. And this is a real problem because public policy is supposed to be taking into consideration not just stopping COVID-19 at all costs but understanding the impact on people of what you do and what you say. And that’s been a failure of some of the people who are speaking out on this … we need to live in a rational world, and we need to show people that we use critical thinking …. the reality is, there are reasons to wear a mask.”

    Dr. Atlas has a calm approach, one that relies on data analysis and reasoning. And if he is accused of under-reacting, there is certainly plenty of saber-rattling around to balance him out. So far, he appears to be working well with the virologists, including Dr. Fauci and has done his best to integrate with the team.

    Keep fear alive! Don’t take the boot off their faces.

    • Urthona

      It’s difficult for me to imagine anything dumber than my state’s current mask rules.

      You wear a mask to walk into the threshold of your restaurant or gym. Go to your spot. Take it off.

      How dumb do you have to be to believe this does anything?

      We’ve done this for months now.

      • Rebel Scum

        There is a reason I do not participate in Convid-1984 mask minstrel theater.

      • Urthona

        After I did my first restaurant I realized having my face mask on for exactly 10 seconds was no big deal.

      • Chipwooder

        You only spread the virus when you’re waiting for a table, never when eating.

      • Nephilium

        If it was just me risking getting in trouble I wouldn’t either. But there have been several bars and restaurants up here that have been getting in trouble and threatened with losing their liquor licenses for not enforcing the rules. I really don’t want to make things harder for them to prove a point. Seems a bit of a dick move on my part.

  66. Sensei

    From one of my new favorite youtube channels – South Main Auto Repair. Small independent shop in upstate NY that puts out real car repair vehicles. He actually explains his diagnosis and doesn’t just swap parts. Others seem to agree as I’m amazed he has almost 500k subscribers.

    This Can Turn On Your Check Engine Light!?

    In this video I have a look at 2013 Dodge Dart that came in with a check engine light on and come to find out it is caused by a bad HVAC blower motor!? Seriously Chrysler… well is what it is. -Enjoy!

    So for most of us in states with emissions inspections for this vehicle a busted heater motor will activate the MIL or “check engine light” and make you fail inspection. In some bizzare in the way the auto comes to operating temperature it must momentarily reduce emissions. Unreal. For the rest of us it just increases the cost of operating vehicles.

    • Akira

      Brought to you by the author of the Crime Bill and the super-aggressive prosecutor who blocked investigations into cops who shot people under suspicious circumstances.

  67. UnCivilServant

    Mornin’ Banjos, sorry I slept through the lynx.

    • UnCivilServant

      How am I supposed to cover it with electrical tape?

      • Not Adahn

        The same way you access the headphone jack on an iPhone 7

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Before the advent of iphone/android, I had a Samsung flip phone that could go two weeks without a recharge.

    • Rhywun

      My next phone will be the same as my current one but five or six iterations later and now it targets cheap people. Couldn’t care less about the camera or most of the other whiz-bang feature-itis.

      • kbolino

        There is one thing I care about above all else and that is getting the damn security updates for the life of the phone. My phone is connected to my primary email account and anybody who compromises the phone can compromise most if not all of my accounts by password reset. Oh, yes sir, we’ll send a one-time use code to the same mobile phone that just tried to unlock the account because “two factor” is mostly just cargo cult bullshit.