Tuesday Morning Links

by | Sep 29, 2020 | Daily Links | 469 comments

They just keep on rolling.

If debate was a sport (and thankfully it isn’t), tonight would be the Daytona 500: there will be a lot of boring shit, a couple of catastrophic crashes, and then somebody who doesn’t deserve to win something prestigious will win something prestigious.  Oh, and the prize should no longer be prestigious. There’s that too.  But we have real sports to talk about, not metaphors. And in real sports, Tampa Bay won the Stanley Cup, Villa beat Fulham, and Liverpool kept up their winning ways after thrashing Arsenal. The Gooners had about three whole chances to score for the whole game while the opposite end looked like a training ground. And it was awesome. Now more League Cup games for the next few days. Enjoy those, because they’re often a lot of fun.

Boss.

Pompey the Great was born on this day. He shares it with Spanish writer Cervantes, British Admiral Horatio Nelson, Economist and fucking legend Ludwig von Mises, racer and flyer Roscoe Turner, physicist Enrico Fermi, the singing cowboy Gene Autry, actor Trevor Howard, rocker and child-lover Jerry Lee Lewis, playboy PM Silvio Berlusconi, pitcher Mike McCormick, MASH actor Larry Linville, Polack president Lech Walesa, assist man John Paxson, musician Les Claypool, F1 driver Mika Hakkinen, and baseball player Rob Deer.

And now we can get on with…the links!

Truth.

Yes, I’m just starting with a tweet. The hubris of this asshole is just spectacular. 1: he’s wrong. 2: he’s a hypocrite. 3: his power doesn’t extend beyond his broke-ass state. So fuck him.

What an odd thing to hack. I mean…why? Sure, there’s some personal info. But all you did was make it public. Silly, really.

Wait, they destroyed the copies of basically all the evidence? This guy doesn’t need to be alone in being charged. Also, seriously, pulling people over for running with high-beams is fucking ridiculous. Sure, it’s a dick move, but shouldn’t be cause for initiating a police encounter.

The wildfires are back. And now they’re threatening wine country. Which ain’t good at all.

The circus is coming! The circus is coming! Have fun, Cleveland. You asked for this.

This has been going on a lot longer than this year. It’s how MN ended up with Franken.

I bet they’re really doing a deep dive here. Also, shouldn’t this be federal cops, since it’s effectively a RICO case? I’m sure nothing will happen and the election shenanigans will continue.

I guess they’re really gonna go there after all. Well, I shouldn’t be surprised. But seriously…this isn’t a wise decision.

United Airlines and pilots reach deal that keep their jobs…for now. Holding off the inevitable until that sweet government bailout comes such an airline play. Even without The Corona.

I’d be fine with this becoming a reality. Also, who gets salty about the design of a soda can?

Enjoy. Such a great song and a great band.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends.

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469 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    The wildfires are back. And now they’re threatening wine country. Which ain’t good at all. – Have you tried making them illegal? maybe it works.

    • UnCivilServant

      But these fires are just looking for a better life for their embers.

    • AlexinCT

      Gaia hates wine? Or is it the elitists that drink the over expensive dregs from California and feel superior for doing so?

      • Swiss Servator

        There is plenty of good stuff from CA. Also, I don’t think the people who work at these vineyards are worth your scorn.

      • Festus' Mustache

        They’re better off not working for slave wages!

      • AlexinCT

        I am sorry I find practically all California wine overpriced for the quality.

        And I was not picking on the workers, but on the idiots that put the policy in place that California couldn’t manage their forests to prevent fires. You know, the ones that say the problem is climate change, not the fact they let these things turn into fire hazzards.

      • PieInTheSky

        Have you tried Opus One?

      • Not Adahn

        Aren’t vineyards cleared for a good distance around to maximize sunlight?

      • Ted S.

        I assume the smoke isn’t good for the wine.

      • PieInTheSky

        smoke isn’t good for the wine. – smoky is more of a single malt flavor

      • UnCivilServant

        So, add some whiskey flavor to your grapes.

      • Not Adahn

        Market it as “chipotle.”

  2. UnCivilServant

    I’m not going to look at what Andy twitted. He belongs in prison for six thousand counts of depraved indifference homicide and a few million counts of violationg the constitutional rights of a citizen.

    • Rhywun

      Wearing a mask in public is not optional.

      It’s the law.

      Yes, he’s wrong.

      A. There is no “law” to cite.
      B. The current edict, at least in NYC, is wear the diaper if you’re not “social distancing”.

      Maybe Bill will roll out of bed later this afternoon and alter the deal, who knows. But the luv guv is flat-out lying here.

    • Fourscore

      “The hubris of this asshole is just spectacular”.

      Sloop, you’re gonna have to be more specific with the headlines. I just knew that was going to be a local story (as was Omar’s).

      “MN, Land of 10K elected assholes” We’re competitive, even if it snows on Nov 3rd (and 4th,5th,etc)

  3. PieInTheSky

    Wait, they destroyed the copies of basically all the evidence? This guy doesn’t need to be alone in being charged. Also, seriously, pulling people over for running with high-beams is fucking ridiculous. Sure, it’s a dick move, but shouldn’t be cause for initiating a police encounter. – here if you put your high beams on the other car usually turns theirs off.

    • UnCivilServant

      Around here people who turn their high beams on leave them on, especially if they’re in a vehicle perfectly positioned to hit all your mirrors.

    • Tonio

      We need for even the smallest infractions to be articulable reason for traffic stops to give the officer a chance to visually inspect the vehicle to find reason to search said vehicle. Smooches. /Dunphy

      • Fourscore

        The dog saw that you didn’t have your seat belt on.

      • Ted S.

        A pair of identical twins walks into a bar, and one of the drunks recoils in horror. “It’s OK,” one of the twins says, “we’re identical twins.”

        “That’s a relief,” responds the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I was seeing four of everything!”

      • Lazer

        I think I found Dunphy. There’s this man I deliver too and he always has these fantastic stories. Don’t really believe many of them but they are interesting and he’s fun to talk to.

        A couple of weeks ago he was telling me how he was slinging 6 Kilos of coke when he was in Las Vegas years ago and he was fucking Morgan Fairchild! LOL I thought, I have just found Dunphy! He also sold coke to Glen Campbell and Tanya Tucker one night,

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I passed her on a stairwell once. Didn’t notice who it was until I was told just afterward. No cocaine involved, at least not on my end.

      • Animal

        Morgan Fairchild or Tanya Tucker?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        M.F.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Cuomo knows.

  5. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    I guess they’re really gonna go there after all. Well, I shouldn’t be surprised. But seriously…this isn’t a wise decision.

    relevant

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Brutal. And true.

      In highschool, we used to play a game, cunningly called “penis” which would involve whispering the word, get this, “penis” just a little bit louder than the last person. We were looking to see who had the balls to say penis the loudest in the most inappropriate arena. I can’t help but think the Dems are playing the same game.

      “I bet I can say ‘pubes on a can of coke’ on the Senate floor”
      “I bet I can get a woman who has a paper trail of flying everywhere to fly to a strategy meeting where we construct a lie under oath about her not flying”
      “I bet I can straight up object to a judicial candidate using a religious test!”
      I’m not sure how you yell penis in the senate louder than that.

      As much as I loath pretty much every senator, at least the R’s torpedoes Garland without using character assassination. Its also a circular firing squad tactic. I also don’t think Thomas would have taken the “Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you (pointing at stare decisis)” approach he’s taken without the confirmation he had. I am sure the Senate would be in D hands right now if they didn’t do what they did in the Kav confirmation process.

  6. PieInTheSky

    in sports, I lost another dollar betting on the nfl. That is the last time I bet.

    • Swiss Servator

      Exactly, the only way to win is to not play the game.

      • PieInTheSky

        Look one of those fucking quarterbacks should have gotten 500 yards. Is that to much to ask?

      • Drake

        Yes.

      • leon

        That explains the PAC12, maybe they are hoping for a championship spot this year.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I think they call that a push.

    • Mojeaux

      Meanwhile, in Baltimore, the favored Ravens got their ass handed to them by a team STILL playing sloppily.

      [rant on]

      They have a huge screen at the end of the field that they were broadcasting the game on. I can only imagine how badly a kicker could be distracted by watching himself on TV WHILE HE’S DOING HIS JOB. It was like trying to function between two mirrors facing each other. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to either put that there or to broadcast the game on it, especially when there is no one in the stands?

      [/rant off]

      Dude, seriously, the Chiefs tried to help the Ravens out but they just wouldn’t take it. Pride, man. Pride goeth before the fall.

      ?

      “Lamar Jackson is a better QB than Mahomes.” Bitch, please.

      @Pie, as for losing $1 over the NFL, maybe don’t go with the experts’ pick next time, especially when it’s almost unanimous.

      • Mojeaux

        Oops. Put that in the semi-wrong place.

      • PieInTheSky

        I did not go with expert picks. I went to the apps request a bet tab which gives one all sorts of weird bets with high odds. This one was like 80 to 1

  7. UnCivilServant

    … I have the sinking feeling I was invited to this meeting by mistake.

    • UnCivilServant

      I was. The meeting was entirely about internal workflows in the business partner, and didn’t even tangentially address anything within my agency, let alone my work.

      I wonder who they left out because my name got suggested by the microsoft products they seem to be using too many of.

      • PieInTheSky

        That person can;t have been very important so fuck em

      • prolefeed

        It seems like a great idea in this situation, once you realize you’re not going to do anything useful in that meeting, to pull out your cell phone, look alarmed, and say, “Sorry, gotta go.”

      • UnCivilServant

        It was a teleconference, and I was connected via the cell phone. It was easier to just leave it running and do other stuff on my computer.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I have the image in my head right now of a scratchy film-strip from the Fifties entitled “Your Government At Work!”

  8. Nephilium

    There have been local stories about the National Guard being activated and street closures for the past couple of weeks. To add more fun to the mix, the Yankees are coming to Cleveland to start the postseason.

    • Ted S.

      Baseball is fun?

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Is the communist book store still an active beach head of violent trust fund kids like it was 15 years ago?

      • Nephilium

        The one down in Coventry? Or is there one in the Case area as well?

        Last time I was down in Coventry it seems to have gentrified out of the counter culture types it used to attract. Now attracting those same people, just older and with more money (usually).

      • Mojeaux

        The last time I went to Coventry, I was a tween and my mom sent me there.

      • Nephilium

        Probably a different Coventry. The head of the Sub Geniuses lived there for a while. I spent far too many weekends in the 90’s there going to ska/punk shows (at the old Grog Shop location).

      • Nephilium

        Oh, I’m aware of that reference now. Of course, I had been a regular at the village before learning the reference, which lead to some mental confusion when reading the story for the first time.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Yeah, the one in Coventry. Idiots all wearing identical, and quite fancy, berets and immaculately clean black work pants and t shirts. Any time there was a remotely political event on CWRU’s campus, they would all show up packed in their mom’s range rover and make assholes of themselves. We had to call security a couple times when we showed political movies in the film society because they guys were true larpers and didn’t know the rules-of-the-road when it came to how to make an ass of yourself without getting bounced.

      • Nephilium

        Mac’s Backs still appears to be there. The feminista store down the block from them appears to have closed. Record Rev is still there, as is Tommy’s and the Inn. Most of the other places appear to have changed in the past decade or so.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Investigators with the Williamson County sheriff’s department of internal affairs determined that the deputies didn’t violate pursuit or use-of-force policies. Their report doesn’t indicate whether the deputies were disciplined or forced to take leave.

    They investigated themselves, and found no improprieties?

    Case closed.

    • AlexinCT

      Sounds like a lot of people & investigations where some real bad shit happened, but when the people that did it investigated themselves, they found nothing…

      It is almost like investigating yourself these days is just an excuse for you to pretend nothing happened..

      • prolefeed

        And yet cop shows usually make the IA dept, aka “the rat squad”, run by vindictive people who actually punish other cops.

  10. Yusef drives a Kia

    All that cleaving to your husband is a two way street, but what would anti Christian’s know about that yicky Bible thing anyway

    • AlexinCT

      They know it is evil crazy shit!

      /idiots

    • Drake

      I’m sure good Catholics like Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden will leap to her defense.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dick Durbin said something about views on abortion were offensive to pro abortion Catholics. ?‍♂️

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Actually the Antichrist is likely going to be an expert in biblical dogma and minutia, based on the prophecy that he will take the place of Crist before the Second Coming….

  11. PieInTheSky

    The circus is coming! The circus is coming! Have fun, Cleveland. You asked for this. – I say Biden wins this one.

    • Sean

      If he’s still breathing by the end, yes – he’ll be declared the winner.

      • PieInTheSky

        I said days ago my bet is he is faking being out of it and I am sticking to it

    • leon

      I think so, because everyone is expecting a drooling moron and you’ll get just a regular moron.

    • Nephilium

      And just for the local spin on it also, the city of Cleveland didn’t ask for this. Nor were they involved in the planning. This was planned and pulled off by CWRU and the Cleveland Clinic.

    • Drake

      Biden’s debate prep – harsh but probably not far from reality.

      • db

        Intramuscular meth injections?

      • Tejicano

        Cognitive decline, like Joe is showing, is not helped by stimulants. The problem isn’t an issue of focus, it’s a problem of focus lacking continuity. A person with this condition loses their train of thought – the concept they were trying to express just evaporates mid-sentence. Sharpening their focus doesn’t help when they no longer have the concept they wanted to focus on.

  12. Apples and Knives

    “Enjoy. Such a great song and a great band”

    Takes me back to the days my wife and I spent in Camden Town, back in the old times when you we’re allowed to go places. You know, 2019. We were shown at least two houses people insisted was Madness’s actual “Our House.”

    • Sean

      That song always make me think about this episode of the Young Ones.

    • Rhywun

      One of my favorites from the early MTV days.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oops. Pronoun trouble. ?

      • Apples and Knives

        Ha! Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry and Emma Thompson. None of whom I would have recognized at the time.

      • Apples and Knives

        I caught your name there at the end. 🙂

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I noticed that too while looking up retro ads.

        Goddamn, am I procrastinating.

  13. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    who gets salty about the design of a soda can?

    People who value victimhood cred as social currency.

    “the can printer cut off El paso!! waaaaahhhhhhhhh!”

    In what world is that a sentence that comes out of a normal, well-adjusted adult’s mouth?

    • AlexinCT

      First world problems….

      • prolefeed

        In a city where you can look over the barbed wire and patrolling armored vehicles to see an actual Third World city, Juarez, full of people who would looove to swap places with citizens of El Paso and have, as the worst thing that happened to you on any given day, seeing your city accidentally cut off a soda can logo.

      • leon

        Having been to El Paso, I’m going to give this one to them, they need it.

      • C. Anacreon

        They headed down to, old El Paso,
        Where they ran into, a great big hassle.

      • whiz

        Take the money and run FTW!

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Counter point: if people are bitching about pop cans, they probably aren’t burning down minority owned, minority service pharmacies in the name of protecting minorities from the police.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Bloddier fight tonight: Armenia Azerbaijan or Trump Biden?

    • UnCivilServant

      There’s not a lot of blood in a man of Joe’s constitution, so Armenia Azerbaijan.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Andrew Cuomo
    @NYGovCuomo

    Wearing a mask in public is not optional.

    Being a raging, wannabe dictator cunte is.

  16. CatchTheCarp

    Once the Blues got bounced from the playoffs I hopped on the Dallas band wagon… the Stars had a good run but Tampa is just too good. Might as well mention that Cuomo is a gaping asshole.

  17. Swiss Servator

    Hey Silvio….I still haven’t received my invitation to the latest Bunga Bunga party!

    • AlexinCT

      DoOes this mean you used to attend those???

      • Swiss Servator

        Well…no. I just don’t seem to get the invites. His social secretary must have misplaced my address.

      • AlexinCT

        &*&($)_(&)_)%_(++_(%

        I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM!!!

  18. PieInTheSky

    My friend in dutchland is again panicking about the covid. Apparently the hospitals are full. And there may be a second lockdown.

    I am still unsure what to think. And I may be very wrong but I still think bad symptoms and be often prevented if at first detection a bunch of vit C / vit D and zinc are given. My friends position is that all those doctors in the hospitals probably know better. I doubt it myself. Not that I know, but doctors generally are prone top cover their backs by just doling the official approved things and are sort of against the notion that vitamins may help. I still say more clear/extensive studies could have been done until now. All actual studies on vit D showed positive results. I am still unsure on HCQ but I still am of the opinion that proper studies were not conducted. Anyhoo he is pro lockdown and I am anti and we talk about it but not violently or anything.

    • AlexinCT

      I am surprised how after our credentialed elite expert class has gotten so much wrong about this panicdemic, especially considering how often they have reversed themselves, people still have faith in them and the shit they tell us…

      • PieInTheSky

        My friend just started a sort of MBA and became a huge believer in the power of econometrics and modeling in general. He is sure that modeling and AI and machine earnings will rule the world (which is possible) and be accurate (which is not).

      • AlexinCT

        So he is, or is trying to be, one of the members of the elite expert class I mentioned? Cause that is one group of people that really never feels shame at how often they are not just wrong, but wrong with deadly consequences.

      • PieInTheSky

        So he is, or is trying to be, one of the members of the elite expert class I mentioned – yes. good money in that.

      • AlexinCT

        The new aristocracy…

        And these people are hell bent on making it hereditary through globalism, cause they really fear a system that rewards those that produce value and those that suck the soul out of the people they are supposed to be helping…

        I have told several of these elite fucks demanding everyone wear masks and stay home if this isn’t being done so they don’t have to disrupt their own lives and livelihoods too much, and their reactions when I show examples of so many of them flaunting the very rules they demand others follow, tell me I am hitting on something there..

      • Drake

        When I did my MBA I had to take statistics – which is how I know this whole thing is bullshit.

    • Tundra

      He’s just flat out wrong. Ron Paul featured the updated CDC numbers on his show yesterday. This bug is eminently survivable for those who are infected. There are zeros preceding any numbers for all age group, four of them in fact for kids 19 and under. The fearmongers game the shit out of the numbers and people like your Kraut pal lap it up.

      I think they get off on being afraid.

      • PieInTheSky

        His main fear is that there will be no sort of immunity or resistance and you will get the virus over and over again every 3 months until it will kill a majority of the population. I don;t remember respiratory viruses ever doing this but this is different. There have never been something like this ever.

      • Tundra

        Yes, if that were true, we would be in a pickle. But then what’s the point of any of this? If the fucking bug is that dastardly, why not just go out having fun?

        Face it, your friend is a joyless idiot who should have a cork on his fork.

      • PieInTheSky

        Neah he was always a bit of a hypochondriac and terrified of flying for example back in the day,. now he had a 4 year old and a 4 month old and easily panics.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        May I take your trident, sir?

        (Fun fact: Steve Martin’s actual trident was auctioned off this summer at Julien’s. Don’t know what it fetched.)

      • Tundra

        Dang, that would be awesome for my office.

        I love that movie!

      • invisible finger

        I thought Germans liked killing large portions of the population.

      • PieInTheSky

        dutchland is not deutschland. We are talking swamp germans, not germans-germans

      • Rhywun

        (Psst… nobody tell Pie about the Pennsylvania Dutch….)

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Damn straight, we keepin that apple pie for us.

      • AlexinCT

        Dyke building, tulip sniffing, french fries with mayo eating, cheese making, people…

      • Tejicano

        (Holland or if you prefer, The Netherlands)

      • PieInTheSky

        I call the country Dutchland. I call the inhabitants the nether-people

      • Not Adahn

        See the link above. Holland (two of them, actually) are provinces of the Netherlands.

      • Tejicano

        Oh! So there ARE two of them.

        I thought I’d had a few too many beers.

      • Idle Hands

        this bug has been with us for almost a year already if that were the case we’d have some sort of evidence.

      • PieInTheSky

        if there is no clear evidence one must assume the apocalypse

      • EvilSheldon

        See also: Climate Change.

      • Ted S.

        They get off on panicking the regular people.

  19. Not Adahn

    I’m pretty sure that was not a serious article:

    The unthinkable has happened: H-E-B accidentally offended a few Texans.

    Dya Campos also reassured the El Paso Times that “H-E-B loves every inch of Texas!”

    So perhaps H-E-B doesn’t have it out for the Texas towns where it hasn’t opened a store for whatever reason.

    Take this as yet another reminder of how lucky we are to have H-E-B in Houston. Not all Texans can say the same.

    • Not Adahn

      Also: HEB Central Markets are the best grocery stores on the continent.

      • Nephilium

        Jungle Jims says hello.

        And the girlfriend is still bitching about the fact we don’t have Wegmans here ever since I took her to one outside of Philly.

      • Not Adahn

        While I have not been there, I have been to the Reading Terminal market, the Marche du Vieux Port, Dean & DeLuca, The O.G. Whole Foods, and the Borough Street Bridge market (not in North America but listed for comparison).

        If Mariano’s is better than one of the Big HEB CMs, it might be worth putting up with Chicago politics.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I thought that was Publix, or Wegman’s.

        Gelson’s is the schmancy just-so chain around here. I don’t go there often.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        or Stew Leonards. No experience with any.

      • Chipwooder

        We have Tom Leonard’s, which is Stew’s son. Very nice place, but you can’t really do all your shopping there. Great for meat and produce, though they pissed me off when they stopped carrying Boar’s Head cold cuts.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I hear both Boar’s and Dietz & Watson are rackets in the Coke/Pepsi vein, strong-arming retailers into exclusive contracts.

      • Chipwooder

        And, naturally, D&W is what Tom Leonard’s now carries.

      • Tulip

        Gotta go with Not Adahn on this one.

      • prolefeed

        Also: HEB Central Markets are the best grocery stores on the continent.

        They are the most reasonably priced Whole Foods-ish stores in Texas. The ambiance is much nicer, but double the prices of an HEB? Meh.

  20. leon

    I drive with my high beams, following all the rules about dimming when approaching/following other vehicles. I’m not going to smash into a deer because I didn’t have my high beams on.

    • prolefeed

      My car has an auto dim feature that seems to randomly leave the high beams on for some oncoming traffic.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I turned that shit off within a week. It was so bad, especially on the winding roads in NoVa

      • prolefeed

        Only thing I can think of, perhaps it doesn’t dim at all unless it gets really dark. It doesn’t randomly dim in the absence of cars.

    • prolefeed

      I totalled my car after moving to the Hill Country when a wild pig ran in front of my Avalon at o-dark oclock.

      I proceed much less recklessly now when the sun sets.

  21. Rebel Scum

    And now they’re threatening wine country. Which ain’t good at all.

    CA wine is a big ‘meh’.

    True story: Was visiting a vineyard outside of Richmond once and there was this lady there doing a tasting. Me and the gf got into a convo with her and it turns out that she was getting married and moving to CA with her soon to be husband. Why was she at the vineyard that day? She was securing wine shipments from said vineyard because CA wine “tastes like dirt”. Interesting thing to hear someone say.

    • PieInTheSky

      CA wine is a big ‘meh’. – Oregon wine fan? Finger Lakes? Drăgășani ?

      • Not Adahn

        Texas wine is pretty terrible.

      • prolefeed

        They’ve got a few TX wines that are good, but touring the Wine Country here gets you CA tasting prices for generally shite wine.

        My algorithm for buying wine is to go to Costco and buy the wines with the highest wine critics’ rating on the bottle for $20 or less. Haven’t had a bad wine yet doing that.

        Course, I mostly do cocktails like a Moscow Mule or an Orange Boulevardier, or bourbon straight up.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      It’s a big state. Depends what varietal and region you like.

      • PieInTheSky

        Depends what varietal – do you mean variety or varietal ?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        which grape, and of course red / white / rosé.

        (she)

    • SDF-7

      Sounds like sour grapes to me.

      • Tejicano

        I was expecting somebody to squeeze that joke in here

      • Grummun

        An absolute must.

  22. leon

    Went to the gym, and about unloaded on the guy checking me in. He was the same one who turned me away for no mask. His Co worker standing next to him when I checked in didn’t have her damn mask on, and nobody working out had it on.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s all a game of charades, brah..

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I wish George Carlin were here to deflate it all.

    • Drake

      I have to enter and exit with one. In between, nobody cares.

      The owner of my gym went to the Trump rally in Harrisburg last weekend, said it was pretty wild. One of those things worth seeing just for the story years from now.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      You should have. If they can’t live by their own standards, fuck them.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Just a poor, helpless, innocent little tweety bird

    Over the last two weeks, South Dakota has reported the nation’s second-highest number of new coronavirus cases per capita. The rolling average number of daily new cases has increased by nearly 50% in that time.

    But the surge in cases has not put a stop to Republican Gov. Kristi Noem’s tourism pitch. In a video recently posted on Twitter, she declares: “This is how we do social distancing in our state.” Noem then shoots what appears to be a pheasant and says, “Less COVID, more hunting. That’s the plan for the future.”

    ——-

    The number of active cases increased by 48, to a record 3,790. Hospitalizations rose by three to 216 and the death toll remained unchanged at 218, health officials said.

    Time to PANIC!

    • invisible finger

      How DARE some metros have their outbreak at a different time than other metros!

    • Ted S.

      Wow, they actually mentioned the number of hospitalizations.

      • prolefeed

        And the zero additional deaths, despite the alleged bodies piling up in the streets from the Sturgis meet.

    • Swiss Servator

      3 people went to the hospital…. WE MUST DESTROY THE STATE, TO SAVE THE STATE!

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      The number of active cases increased by 48, to a record 3,790.

      I’ll pay $100,000 if this journo can show me a way for active cases to increase without it setting a new record for total cases.

  24. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    My strategy lately is to cue up the music first, so dampen the pain of the lynx. It works. That song makes me smile every time I hear it. And now Night Boat to Cairo is playing.

    The malfeasance in the Omar orbit is breathtaking. I do actually think the cops will be working on this – they won’t stop looters and rioters but they hate that chick. Scott Johnson over at Powerline notes a small problem with any investigation:

    From former Nation of Islam hustler Keith Ellison in the office of the Minnesota Attorney General at the top, the authorities are Democrats all the way down. That’s a problem. Assuming federal law is implicated, this is a job for United States Attorney Erica MacDonald.

    No shit.

    I haven’t decided if I’m gonna watch the debates or just wait for the highlights (lowlights?) It will be a grotesque shit show.

    I’m actually looking forward to the ACB hearings. If Feinstein is as addled as reported, it should be fun. Add Harris to the mix and the trainwreck potential goes up significantly. I think she gets confirmed easily, though.

    I hope you all have a great day, today. Don’t let 2020 win!

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      The smartest thing the Dems could do is abstain from the ACB hearings. Which means they won’t. The dogma, you might say, is too strong within them.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s not the dogma that’s the problem: it’s the fact that if they lose that seat the main mechanism they have used to circumvent the law making process as it was intended will be gone. The damage this does to the people playing to take over all levers of power, permanently, is incalculable. And these people don’t want to spend another 50 years trying to make their beliefs, insane as they are, the majority beliefs. They need power back yesterday to stop the investigations into the abuses they commit when in power (see Obama admin & this Russia bullshit).

      • Surly Knott

        Odds that there will be an assassination attempt on ACB?

  25. robc

    Great birthday list today, with Fermi and Mises, no need for baseball birthdays. And then Rob Deer shows up!

    He is actually 10th on the birthday WAR list, but it is a mediocre list and Deer is the John the Baptist of the Three True Outcomes. He was merely paving the way for one greater than him:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiZfc0b2t3Q

    • robc

      If you are only interested in the TTO bits, skip ahead to 6 minutes in.

    • Gdragon

      You know what’s hilarious? I started writing a joking TTO comment that name-dropped Calvin Pickering and then when I clicked I found out that he was born today too!

      • robc

        Pickering was under 50% for TTO. Piker.

      • Gdragon

        He would eat you if he heard that.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Cleveland prepares for the Trump and Biden showdown: Cops swarm debate site amid fears of riots when presidential contenders face off on TV tonight

    I can’t fathom why you’d riot because of a political debate. But I’m also not a moron.

  27. Not Adahn

    Cuomo is demanding that anyone who visits an out-of-control-deathplague state (defined as having 1% or greater of tests coming back positive) must quarantine.

    NY ITSELF is now >1%.

    I’m assuming this means all New Yorkers who have been in New York must now quarantine.

    • UnCivilServant

      Andy can go fuck himself.

    • Rhywun

      Lockdown 2: authoritarian boogaloo here we come. They can’t fucking wait.

      • Not Adahn

        I was really hoping to not have to quarantine after the USPSA match in FL by saying “it’s outside, everyone is masked and social distancing!” But now that Florida isn’t playing along with the mummery, that’s a lost cause.

      • Gdragon

        Right? It’s fucking coming. The uncertainties are how/when and the public response.

    • prolefeed

      It also means mandatory quarantines if you go to a place that, were you bad enough at math to buy into the CaseDemic fearmongering, was SAFER than staying put in NYC.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    The state has also seen some of the nation’s highest positivity rates for the virus, which is a sign that many more people have infections than tests are catching. The seven-day positivity average was over 22%, according to the COVID Tracking Project, and last Thursday’s rate was even higher – over 30%.

    Malsam-Rysdon said the Department of Health has received reports of people avoiding getting tested or not isolating after being exposed to people with the coronavirus. But she said there are no plans to issue orders to mitigate the spread of infections and the state will stick to a strategy that relies on people making personal decisions to take precautions.

    Isn’t there some kind of natural phenomenon, where people get “infected” and develop a resistance? Sometimes a whole herd of them do.

    • leon

      Those who do not panic, must be cast as failing and getting their just desserts, or else all the other states will feel foolish for letting their elected leaders destroy their lives.

    • prolefeed

      the Department of Health has received reports of people avoiding getting tested or not isolating after being exposed to people with the coronavirus

      I was on my wife’s weekly family Zoom chat, and someone brought up whether people should self-quarantine after “exposure”. I said that every single person who hasn’t been hunkered down in a bomb shelter since February, including everyone on the call, has been in close proximity to many people with C19, seeing as how at least 20% of the populace has or had it.

      Dead silence for a few moments, then an abrupt subject change.

      • blackjack

        I’m on my last day of 14 days of “self monitoring” Got sent home because I talked to a guy for 15 minutes who’s wife’s sister tested positive. Two weeks of handling the school work for me kid so my could have a break. It’s all so ridiculous.

  29. Rebel Scum

    A police investigation has been launched into the alleged ballot harvesting plot helping progressive “squad” member Rep. Ilhan Omar.

    Call me when something actually becomes of this.

  30. Rebel Scum

    President Donald Trump’s nominee for the U.S. Supreme Court has close ties to a charismatic Christian religious group that holds men are divinely ordained as the “head” of the family and faith. Former members of the group, called People of Praise, say it teaches that wives must submit to the will of their husbands.

    So submissive she is about to sit on the highest court in the land.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Imagine what she could have accomplished in her career if she wasn’t subjugated to her husband?

      • AlexinCT

        This is one of the reason they fear this woman…

        She is proof that the lies about women being held back by patriarchies is simply smoke to hide ineptitude and/or lack of effort amongst those that want shit handed to them…

    • leon

      I Guess this precludes not
      mittens from being a SCOTUS nominee.

      • leon

        Drop the not. Damn phone adding in words

    • Rhywun

      Well… that IS what the Bible states. Even I know that and I’ve barely read the fucking thing.

      Donald should nominate, say, that Muslim chick in Minnesoda and watch Democrats’ heads explode.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It also has multitude of instances of with a ‘submissive’ wife comes responsibilities of love, cherish, etc. Like all things in the Bible and everything else, we can pick out what we want to fit our world views.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I pulled Ephesians 5 last night to show the context. it’s a two way street. Submission on one side. Sacrificial love on the other.

        Only prideful assholes and the woefully ignorant can miss the complementary nature of that.

      • Mojeaux

        IOW, “when mama ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        I think that needs to be placed into a contemporary Bible.

      • leon

        I guess you could give Proverbs 21:19 that reading…

      • Mojeaux

        Proverbs is full of “Your wife is da bomb. Appreciate her more.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh I know..it was a teenagers best book. Palm trees and fruit and all that.

      • Mojeaux

        ? Did you mean Song of Solomon?

        Both the Mormons and Baptists avoid that book at all costs.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Welp…I sure did…its been some time since I have read my Bible.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        It’s in the new Queen Mojeaux version.

      • prolefeed

        Well… that IS what the Bible states. Even I know that and I’ve barely read the fucking thing.

        I read it cover to cover, along with the rest of the stuff in the Mormon’s Quadruple Combo. The Bible says a shite ton of horrifying things, especially in Leviticus 20:

        “12 If a man lies with his daughter-in-law, both must surely be put to death. They have acted perversely; their blood is upon them. 13 If a man lies with a man as with a woman, they have both committed an abomination. They must surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. 14 If a man marries both a woman and her mother, it is depraved.”

        If porn strictly followed Leviticus, it would mostly feature snuff films.

      • Mojeaux

        Of course, Christianity’s response to that is to say that the New Testament overrides the Old Testament because Christ’s sacrifice created a new covenant that did away with the old.

    • Drake

      The feminists (commies with tits) really hate families, therefore they hate people with normal happy families. The state should be your family.

  31. Certified Public Asshat

    Now more League Cup games for the next few days. Enjoy those, because they’re often a lot of fun.

    Not really, the Carabao Cup needs to die a fiery death.

    • Raven Nation

      I see that, starting next year, the Carabao Cup winners will be playing in the new 3rd tier UEFA competition.

    • Plisade

      “Anti-Racist Left…”

      False premise.

    • Count Potato

      Yikes!

      • UnCivilServant

        Welp, Twitter has no function anymore, shut it all down.

  32. PieInTheSky

    I don;t think Sector 1 of Bucharest will have a mayor this week. Never saw so many accusations of fraud. Some with evidence.

    • UnCivilServant

      How many mayors does Bucharest have?

      • PieInTheSky

        7. 6 sector mayors and one general mayor. Also 7 councils and a prefect.

      • UnCivilServant

        That strikes me as too many. But… *shrugs*

      • PieInTheSky

        The city has over 2 million people. You don’t have cities this big in the US so you would not need so many.

      • Not Adahn

        Adorbs.

      • UnCivilServant

        Which state is that in?

      • Not Adahn

        Odds are good that there’s one in Texas.

      • WTF

        New York City says hi.

      • Rhywun

        Deblasio would love to have six extra mayors. He could sleep in later.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    My friend just started a sort of MBA and became a huge believer in the power of econometrics and modeling in general.

    My condolences.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *Krugabe intensifies*

  34. Rebel Scum

    Facts first.

    Stelter: And if you watch the opinion shows, first of all, you need to watch prime time on Fox. It is poisonous. It is extremist rhetoric. And that’s why we should pay attention to it. It’s important to know what four, five, six million people are hearing every night, because it’s so extreme and so radical anti-Democrat, anti-Biden. That is not the same as what CNN or MSNBC is doing. It’s just not. Here’s my favorite example, Hugh. MSNBC, Rachel Maddow at 9pm, she’s always saying buy a local newspaper, support local news, support a healthy media ecosystem. Sean Hannity says journalism is dead. He tells you not to trust anything else. I think there’s just a gigantic difference between what Fox is doing in prime time and the other networks.

    Fox is corporate media like CNN. You are all lying assholes. You are just jealous that Hannity actually draws an audience for his entertainment segments.

    • Rhywun

      That is not the same as what CNN or MSNBC is doing. It’s just not.

      You’re kidding.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Now tune at nine for our fresh expose on Trump/Russia collusion complete with a rant on why our political opponents should be banned from the public forum in the name of democracy.

      • prolefeed

        When I was visiting my mother in law’s house, she turned on CNN or somesuch, and this horrifying stream of talking heads spouting shrill anti-Trump anti-Republican stuff rolled out nonstop. At one point I went out and pruned the hedges partially blocking access to her front door just to get clear of that propaganda stream.

        She and my wife thought I was doing that to be a great son-in-law. Didn’t feel like disabusing them of the notion.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Good man. I hear discretion is the better part of familial harmony.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I swear if I was a Halloween partier that this year I would don the whole “Hand-Maid” get-up. I’d say it was “The Handy-man’s Tale”.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Might need to carry around a giant pipe wrench for comedic effect and self defense.

      • Not Adahn

        Scarlet overalls and a wimple.

      • Festus' Mustache

        That would work!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Journalism is dead, Hannity’s right on this one, and you’re a creepy looking fuck and a professional liar. How anyone can take that bag of Crisco seriously is beyond me.

      • Rhywun

        His wife is this cute-as-a-button traffic chick on the local cable news channel that I watched for a couple decades before they lost their minds. I never heard of him until she mentioned she was having his kid. I almost feel bad for her.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        *quick search*

        She is cute and there he is standing at her shoulder in every photo with that snaggletoothed dead eyed smile. The poor girl must have myopia.

      • AlexinCT

        He has information that would harm her loved ones, blackmails her with it, so she puts up with this shit…

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, he’s got too many teeth or something.

    • leon

      Awww, does ouw favowite whittle pigge not wike that the otter kiddies have diffwent opinions?

    • Festus' Mustache

      One of these days that bag of dicks is going to literally choke on a bag of dicks and I hope that I live long enough to see it happen in real time.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s an angry rant by a low intelligence lying propagandist for the dnc that is upset his side no longer holds the monopoly on news they used to. Fox is a terrible network, but the problem isn’t that it exists, but that the other side has vehicles like fox (or the yet uncensored internet) to actually show how people like Stelter and others in that circle are dnc propagandists and not unbiased news people like they claim.

      Both marxism and fascism counted on controlling information to the masses in a major way. That’s to make sure people never find out how bad their masters are fucking them over. You know we never had a free flow of information, but the American left is currently seriously threatened by what we have and desperate to shut it down.

    • Chipwooder

      MSNBC, Rachel Maddow at 9pm, she’s always saying buy a local newspaper, support local news, support a healthy media ecosystem.

      She’s promoting her fellow leftists? You don’t say!!!

      How on earth did a person as ridiculous as Brian Stelter ever get a national show? I mean, as much of a lefty hack as, say, Anderson Cooper is, he looks like a newsman. Stelter looks like the night manager at Denny’s.

      • Rhywun

        *snort*

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Also- I have been seeing reports about some “infection rate” study based on dialysis patients. Somehow or other this “proves” something about low infection rates and a looming giant second wave. And there’s no such thing as herd immunity. Whatever.

    Wouldn’t you expect dialysis patients, who are undoubtedly a high risk population, to be extremely cautious and therefor be much less likely than the general population to have been exposed?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Isn’t herd immunity one of the underlying principles of a vaccination program? They must be advantageously parsing which they are fond of doing.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Cower in fear never worked for anyone in the long run.

  36. Not Adahn

    A Ford prefect?

    • leon

      Maybe, get this, dressing and acting like a freak to be different, isn’t as free thinking as believed by artists.

      • prolefeed

        It’s more like rebelling in the exact same manner as the other rebellers to show you’re an individualist. When I was living in SLC, went to a goth dance club and saw people dressed and acting like they reaaally didn’t like living there, but apparently were too young or stupid to buy a bus ticket outta Dodge.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I appreciate you stepping on Q’s toes here. #15.

    • Pope Jimbo

      What the hell? I decide to look at a little t&a and archive.is is blocking Brave?

      What fucking year is it that I am seeing a “supported browser” page?

      • Florida Man

        I don’t know who Ben is, but I agree that PJ > lingerie.

      • Pope Jimbo

        HEY!

        Oh, you meant pajamas. I thought for a minute you were making some assertion about a link between me and lingerie.

      • Florida Man

        If I was referencing you it would have been:

        PJ>T

      • Tundra

        Asshole.

    • UnCivilServant

      If you have a small pot, you may need to shorten long pasta.

    • Not Adahn

      Yeah, snapping it in half takes waaay too long, so instead I just put my macaroni in a ziploc bag and whack it with a rolling pin.

      • UnCivilServant

        But then you have inconsistant cooking time because your pieces aren’t the same size.

      • Not Adahn

        Textural variation is a feature, not a bug.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Silly Rat. You just need to take the air out of the tyres of your Fixie, crush up the pasta, pour it into the tiny holes, ride around like a Prince and then it will be perfect! Just ensure that you do something else that is obnoxious and annoying to regular passers-by. Perhaps a Top-hat and Monocle?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Will shorten your life, but go ahead. (Superstition is charming in Italians.)

    • Drake

      Always.

    • AlexinCT

      That shit should be banned in the Geneva convention!

    • robc

      I break spaghetti in half, but not any smaller pastas.

      My pot isn’t big enough for spaghetti.

      • PieInTheSky

        I usually have some sticking out and when the submerged part gets soft enough I put it all in by twisting it with some tongs

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pie with the correct method of getting all your pasta into the pot. It doesn’t take long to soften and with gentle pressure you can twist it all in within a minute.

      • Nephilium

        Or you put the pasta into a skillet that’s large enough and cook it that way.

      • UnCivilServant

        At that point, just grill it.

      • SDF-7

        I drive my wife crazy because I don’t get the whole fork twirling thing. I cut mine up with a butter knife before eating it instead.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (faints)

      • Tejicano

        Eating dinner at the Army chow hall at NCO school at an obscure base in Hawaii. We were eating the Army’s version of spaghetti and I did the normal fork twirl in the spoon to eat mine. The guy (local Hawaiian) sitting next to me acted like I had just invented cold fusion. He honestly had neve seen that before.

      • AlexinCT

        Some places on this globe have not been graced with the virtue of a good bowl of pasta and how to eat it from the guinnie community.

        A travesty..

        Like eating spaghetti with Ketchup.

      • Rhywun

        We went over this already. Well some of us. Just boil it flat in a large pan.

    • prolefeed

      I use a biggish pot, but part of the pasta originally doesn’t fit in the water. I wait a few seconds for one end to soften, then dunk and push the rest into the water.

      • AlexinCT

        This is how it needs to be done…

    • Tundra

      I just eat steak instead.

      • Sean

        ^^ This guy gets it.

  37. Lazer

    Um, you forgot the CHIEFS!!!!

    I don’t usually have time to posts so here is my late postings:

    Evan: good on yah man! Just wow. I had seen your posts about your auditory hallucinations but had never seen the why behind it. Keep rocking it.

    Ozy/Animal: Always enjoy your writings,even if it’s a few days before I get to them

    Anyway, fall has come to SWMO!! I get to wear a hoodie today. Gonna have to get to the woods this weekend

  38. The Late P Brooks

    In my experience with Germany I am not sure they are that innovative tbh

    It only takes one.

  39. Pope Jimbo

    Shit hits the fan when suburban school district email leaks telling teachers that they shouldn’t display BLM posters.

    From the email:

    Basically, Policy 535 controls political campaigns and messages in the classroom. The district is supposed to “maintain neutrality to all political campaigns and issues,” and that includes apparent endorsement or opposition of issues by employees.

    “While it may be the case that some employees are simply making a more generic non-political statement that ‘Black Lives Matter’ without intending to convey any political positions, it is nevertheless likely that there will be a perception on the part of others that they are endorsing specific political issues being debated today,” the letter continues. Issues like “defunding the police.”

    The next school board meeting was full of parents complaining that the school hated blacks. People are dumb.

    • Ted S.

      Pro-BLM, but no pro-Trump or pro-2A.

    • Not Adahn

      “It’s OK to be White.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Islam is right about women.”

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Saw that graffitied on one of the window-covering-plywood panels down town a week ago. The next day all the graffiti was covered up, after being proudly displayed since the first riots.

    • leon

      The next school board meeting was full of parents complaining that the school hated blacks. People are dumb.

      Say what you will about the left, they have certainly nailed the brain dead “thinking” of the Gen Pop. If you think “Black Lives Matter” is bad, you hate black people. If you are against Antifa, you are a fascist.

  40. prolefeed

    Amy Coney Barrett, President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Mitt Romney, tied to religious group ex-members say subjugates women

    If they’re free to leave, they’re choosing to be “subjugated”.

    • leon

      Pretty much said the same thing upthread. Though the left wouldn’t really see that as a zinger.

      • prolefeed

        Yeah, I noticed that. Posted a comment about the links, then started reading everyone else’s comments.

  41. Ownbestenemy

    What an odd thing to hack. I mean…why? Sure, there’s some personal info. But all you did was make it public. Silly, really.

    It is odd, but this does affect myself and my two teens. I was more upset that the school district was quiet about it after the initial ‘hack’ and said no worries, its all good, your kids information is safe. It wasn’t till national media reported on it that they scrambled and called and sent emails to us.

    Of course, TMITE and could be reporting wrong and/or jumping the gun.

  42. The Other Kevin

    The reason for denying a woman the highest position in her profession is because she belongs to a group that subjugates women. You can’t make this stuff up.

    • AlexinCT

      If she gets it, that very act would invalidate decades of propaganda about how women were not being able to get the highest jobs because of patriarchy, and the only way to fight that was to fight patriarchy. This one “embraced the perceived patriarchy” and still got there…

      • Mojeaux

        If she gets it, that very act would invalidate decades of propaganda about how women were not being able to get the highest jobs because of patriarchy, and the only way to fight that was to fight patriarchy. This one “embraced the perceived patriarchy” and still got there…

        Nobody’s going to embrace that.

        The right will roll its eyes.

        The left will keep pounding the narrative that she’s a brainwashed misogynist because reasons and makes decisions favoring the patriarchy.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      What is the XX equivalent of “skin folk, not kinfolk”?

      • prolefeed

        “gender traitor”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Nah, we lubs her. Our resident Dorothy Parker.

  43. Pope Jimbo

    After Paul Wellstone died, the legislature passed a law that said if a candidate dies close to the election the race would be postponed until the following February. This was so another candidate could be found and put on the ballot. No one complained.

    Fast forward to now. A candidate (from the Legal Marijuana Now Party) in a congressional race died and triggered the new law. The race is close and now the DFL candidate (and incumbent) is suing to stop the delay. I’m sure she thinks that the LMNP voters are more likely to pull the lever for her than the GOP candiate and doesn’t want new candidates against her.

    • Not Adahn

      I realized that I hadn’t changed my voter registration info since moving to my new house in 2018. NYS has many parties you can register with (including the LP) but it also has write in blank.

      The Veto Party now exists in NY.

      • prolefeed

        The None of the Above Party, running a candidate named None of the Above, would probably get double digits.

        I’d register to vote if None of the Above was an option to voting for the shiteheels on the ballot.

      • banginglc1

        BLC1 2020: “I don’t support anything!”

      • banginglc1

        Taking a cue from Joe Biden, I forget I’m running for President most days.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not sure you have enough experience doing nothing at such a high level. I might write you in for VP to see if you can resist the temptation to Do Something before giving you in for the Prexy nod.

        Plus Semi-Bright Border Collie’s platform of “woof” is pretty darn compelling.

      • banginglc1

        I can’t argue with that logic.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Pie, I think when you come to the States you must concentrate on whiskey country.

    • Ted S.

      Aint nothing special bout Kent-uckey

      They’re icky wrong-thinking people, not like those western Europeans.

    • robc

      Sugar Free?

      Also me (although I have moved).

      There are lots of things “special” about Kentucky.

  44. Mojeaux

    Somebody remind me what TMITE means, plzkthxbai.

    • leon

      The Meat In The Elephant

    • UnCivilServant

      Teenage Mutant Indigo Tiger Eels

    • Not Adahn

      Trayvon Martin is the enemy.

    • Tundra

      Tundra Might Instigate Trouble Early

      • Mojeaux

        I like this one best.

      • Swiss Servator

        You go now, to the penalty box…and feel shame.

    • Tulip

      The media is the enemy

    • Ownbestenemy

      The Media is the Enemy – or what the others said too

    • leon

      Take Mate in the Evening

    • Not Adahn

      Tonio’s mother identifies tasty eggplants

    • Gdragon

      Tulpa Mask Is The Etiquette

    • EvilSheldon

      Are we playing another round of ‘What does KMFDM stand for?’

      I think I first saw that game on ToS…

      • Gustave Lytton

        Kill Muther Fucking Depeche Mode is the only correct answer.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        This guy UAIOE’s for U and Me.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Shit I remember playing that game on IRC over dial up while waiting for jpegs to download.

    • db

      Tornadoes Might Initiate The End

    • Tejicano

      Trump Makes Idiotic Twitter Explode

    • Plisade

      Taleteller Mojeaux…

      • WTF

        …is Tremendously Entertaining.

      • Mojeaux

        Awwwww, thanks!!! ?

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Party of civility and statesmanlike compromise

    “We will not let the infection that President Trump has injected into the presidency and into Congress, that has paralyzed our politics and pitted Americans against each other, spread to the United States Supreme Court,” said Harris. “This election is about more than the presidency or the Senate or the Supreme Court. This election is about our democracy.”

    Harris named Barrett in her remarks, framing her not only as the antithesis of Ginsburg’s legacy, but also said Barrett “will undo (Ginsburg’s) life’s work.” Harris pointed to the Affordable Care Act and Roe v. Wade — the ruling that gave women the right to abortion — as aspects of American life that would be in jeopardy if Barrett is on the court.

    “President Trump and his party and Judge Barrett will overturn the Affordable Care Act, and they won’t stop there. They have made clear that they want to overturn Roe v. Wade, and restrict reproductive rights and freedoms,” said Harris. “Judge Barrett has a long record of opposing abortion and reproductive rights. There is no other issue that so disrespects and dishonors the work of Justice Ginsburg’s life, than undoing the seminal decision in the court’s history that made it clear — a woman has a right to make decisions about her own body.”

    Who doesn’t want this fine, reasonable, rational intellect in the Oval Office?

    Racists, that’s who. Racists and woman-haters.

    • Drake

      She won’t be able to help herself during the hearings. Americans who weren’t paying attention during the primaries will get their first view of what a vapid nasty bitch she really is.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        She’s overbearing, shrill, and grating. Her personality really is Hillary with a tan.

      • leon

        Thing is, I can see that. She has a lot of hubris, and i think she would ignore a lot of her advisors saying that the personal attacks would be a bad idea. Because she knows what is best.

    • Chipwooder

      Fuck Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I am already tired of this secular saint bullshit.

    • R C Dean

      a woman has a right to make decisions about her own body.

      Well, some decisions, anyway. Just to pick a random example. in many places women don’t have the right to make decisions about whether to wear a face mask. And I’m not just talking about the more backward precincts of the Middle East, either.

    • WTF

      Barrett “will undo (Ginsburg’s) life’s work

      I certainly hope so, since Ginsburg’s life’s work was destruction of the constitution.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    “It’s OK to be White.”

    *calls SPLC*

  47. PieInTheSky

    After several injuries Brazilian pianist João Carlos Martins lost the ability to move his fingers.

    Then – after more than two decades of not being able to play – a pair of bionic gloves gave him back his abilities to play the piano.

    https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/1310547355968704512

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is awesome.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      Call me when they have underslung miniguns and the ability to crush a billiard ball.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I was thinking Aggressors in particular, but yeah.

      • UnCivilServant

        I briefly went there but noticed that they don’t have miniguns, only bolters or flamers.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Oh really? I don’t play SM (actually I don’t play anything since I started collecting recently, don’t have a full army, etc).

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, I got some of the easy to build flamer version to test a paint scheme ($10/mini made them the best choice) and recently got two boxes of full-option agressors because of a vendor error (ordered one, but two arrived)

        I must admit I’ve warmed to the agressors a bit, but I haven’t played a game tabletop in years.

        Maybe I should just drive out west and bring some crated armies.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        At this rate, I’ll have my Indominus Necrons painted up by like the new year. Then, I want to scratch build a giant f’ing monolith because the idea of a giant f’ing monolith dropping out of the sky and disgorging a legion of undead terminators sounds awesome, but I hate the way the official ones look.

      • UnCivilServant

        I hate the weakned, wrecked look of the indomitus necrons. It makes them look weak and on the verge of just collapsing.

        This is my Necron aesthetic.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think there might be enough relatively intact heads on the indomitus warrior sprue to avoid it, but I have to re-count.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I think there are 2 heads for each body, one with damage and one without.

        I get where you are coming from, but I went a different way. I am making the rank and file to really weathered and the lords to look clean and well maintained. My warriors bodies are all rusty and unmaintained, but their guns are in perfect shape. The Space Robot Necromancers care more about the munitions than the Space Robot Skeletons carrying them.

      • UnCivilServant

        At some point imgur changed their site code, and I can’t get it to work on my machine.

        And if the warrior falls apart, it can’t shoot the gauss flayer.

      • UnCivilServant

        I opened an edge window to look at the Necron.

        I see that the gunlights match the eyes.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Sent you an email.

        Anyway, what you say is 100% correct – warriors are limited and they aren’t making new ones.

        But, my Space Robot Necromancers are more narcissistically monomaniacal than they are rational optimizers.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I opened an edge window

        Truly humbled by this sacrifice rite now.

        same color

        Yeah, same power source

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      You mean “open-minded” is yet another virtue signal used to indicate a point of view???

      *rummages through drawer looking for shocked face*

      • leon

        Gee trashy. I didn’t know you were so closed minded to open minded people.

      • UnCivilServant

        “An open mind is like a fortress with its gates open and doors unguarded”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Brains might spill out.

  48. Sean

    https://mynorthwest.com/2194005/rantz-former-dem-state-reps-son-arrested-officer-bat-head/

    The stepson of a former Democratic state lawmaker was arrested for suspected arson. Now, he’s a suspect in the assault of a Seattle police officer. The video of the assault, which showed an officer hit in the helmet with a bat, went viral after a night of intense, escalating violence against police officers.

    The 19-year-old suspect, Jacob Greenberg, was arrested in Kirkland on suspicion of arson during a weekend riot outside of the East Precinct. Police reportedly also suspect him in a Molotov cocktail attack and a separate arson against the East Precinct.

    Upon searching his home, they reportedly found a bat and an outfit matching the one in the video of a man striking an officer in the head last week at the same location. According to the Seattle Police Department, they believe the officer would have been critically injured, if not killed, had it not been for the helmet the officer was wearing. He has not been arrested or formally charged for the bat assault.

    • Not Adahn

      Officer Bat Head?

  49. The Late P Brooks

    He has not been arrested or formally charged for the bat assault.

    They are, however, composing a strongly worded letter of admonition to be placed in his permanent record.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Tasty Meatloaf Is Today’s Entree.

    • Trolleric the Goth

      Too Much Icecream To Eat

    • EvilSheldon

      Test My Insulin Tolerance Everyday

  51. The Other Kevin

    “What an odd thing to hack. I mean…why? Sure, there’s some personal info. But all you did was make it public. Silly, really.”

    At my old job I wrote student management software. Those systems have a ton of personal information – names, addresses, birth dates, social security numbers, that identity thieves would love to have.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yep. I said above, my complaint is the school district is brushing off the media reports (which I get, they are devious and not always reporting factual information but click generation) but back in August when it happened, the district said – relax, it was just some teacher information and your student information is protected.

      Then this dropped and now the district is in CYA mode. If it is ransomware/ransomhack, the district kept quiet about it until the news reports.

  52. Festus' Mustache

    Going to bed now but my sniffles are actually making me feel a little Karenoid. God speed, Glibertaria!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Karenoid, you funny. Night night!

  53. PieInTheSky

    Mannesplaining
    Does a tendency to reflexively empathize with the feelings and failures of men explain the structure of society?

    https://arcdigital.media/mannesplaining-87d1cbf3f7ab

    Down Girl itself made a splash for two reasons. The first is that, through a complex and sometimes dubious philosophical procedure called “ameliorative analysis,” it redefined the term misogyny to apply to the arrangements, norms, and practices of a culture rather than the thoughts, words, and actions of individuals. The new definition was systemic or structural rather than psychological: misogyny was now a general social force that kept women “in their place” rather than a negative feeling about women. The second notable thing about Down Girl was its introduction of the term “himpathy” — Manne’s neologism for the sympathy powerful men sometimes receive when they victimize equally powerful or less powerful women.

    Manne’s new book Entitled covers similar ground, but in a more concrete way. Where Down Girl introduced a general way of thinking about misogyny, Entitled is supposed to show the specific ways in which our society actually is misogynist, in particular by showing areas where men have too much entitlement and women have too little. In some ways, Entitled is a thoughtful and incisive addition to feminist writing on what’s more commonly called male privilege. But the book has as many flaws as it has insights.

    • leon

      For a society where men are so entitled, women seem awfully free to keep talking about how oppressed they are.

      • Drake

        You saying we need to step up and fix that?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “Where can I get this placebo?”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The “kooks” were right again.

  54. robc

    My wife is starting a temporary position tomorrow, so I will be dropping off and picking up my daughter from school. Since the school is around the corner from my office, I figured I would work there between 8:30 and 2:30. We have a sign-up sheet for the office, max 14 people can be there on any day. I am first signee for the rest of this week.

    • The Other Kevin

      Maybe you’ll be lucky and have the place to yourself.

      • robc

        That is my hope. We are two floors, main floor is max 12, my floor is max 2. So good chance I will have my suite to myself. Which is good. It used to happen around holidays in the before times.

  55. Urthona

    In today’s global economy, the vast majority of grapes used in “California wines” don’t come from Sonoma or Napa Valley. Fewer than 10% of the grapes are local. In fact, they simply buy whatever grapes they like from all over the world.

    “California wine” is reputational. There’s no reason you can’t make the same caliber of wine in Pittsburgh, Des Moines, or Tampa Bay. Just buy excellent wine grapes. Of course, if you want to *sell* it I’d suggest buying some California real estate.

    • leon

      I read that as Doggy Stuff…

    • Count Potato

      Laura Loomer is banned from almost everything.

    • UnCivilServant

      No, he’s still someone who defended himself against rioting sex offenders.

      I think it was skaeboard dude who has been confirmed as having five convictions for raping minors. Kyle did the world several favors.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        No, the first guy who got shot did that. Skateboard guy was a convicted wifebeater along with various other stuff.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sorry, I didn’t mean to slander the wifebeater.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nope, the left has already condemned Kyle as guilty and a murder. Which he may well be, but they can’t be arsed to wait for the trial. Hence the equivocation.

    • DOOMco

      No it’s just the same “white supremacist nazi wanted to black-hunt”

      • Mojeaux

        I really hate it when Paypal does shit like this. I’ve been with Paypal for ~20 years and have always had a good experience. SMH.

      • tarran

        I dropped Paypal ten years ago. Don’t remember exactly what they did, but I do remember thinking that “the assholes who do this are not ethical.”

        Haven’t regretted it once.

      • Mojeaux

        I can’t (well, I COULD) drop them. It’s the most efficient way to get paid and it’s how almost all my business is done. Square takes more in processing fees and it’s owned by Jack Dorsey and because reasons, I decided to stop taking direct credit card payments.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I don’t know why one would go through third parties when lawyers are so easily searchable. Write K- R- in memo field and be done with it.

      • Raven Nation

        Probably easier for some people just to go to Paypal.

        And, there’s also the public statement: “see how much money people have give to X.”

  56. Mojeaux

    E-reading apps do what they want to do with epub files. Android has a dearth of e-reading apps that are any good. So what does my client do? Focus on the WORST (but most downloaded) e-reading app that is the ONLY ONE that does not display the ebook the way I coded it. Every single other one does, including Kindle and iBooks, which should be his only focus. I spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out how to make it do something I’ve never seen done before (yes, I did it).

    He hired me because he couldn’t figure out how to build an epub but, his being a programmer since mainframes, he’s now messing with it.

    I can’t help that that one Android reading app is shit. I told him that particular app was never going to do what I told it to do and I wasn’t going to try.

    I want to fire him but he still owes me the back half of my fee.

    • UnCivilServant

      Good luck. I already have the impression that he’ll try to withhold payment until you get that bad app to cooperate.

      • Mojeaux

        I will walk away from that money before I’ll put up with this much longer.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    It’s just about time to hit the road. i’ll probably pop back up in a couple of days.

    • Mojeaux

      Whereya headed?

  58. DOOMco

    Are we going to see tomorrow’s medical technology tonight?
    I want to know what cocktail joe uses to keep it together long enough to get to commercial.

    • Drake

      I want to see a dart fly into his neck from off-stage when he freezes up.

  59. Mojeaux

    I like Plisade’s idea of having a Glibs Zoom watch party and possible drinking game. Anybody up for it?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am a maybe. Depends on what the evening has in store for me.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I could do the 2 am (EST) repeat. Probably no overlap with anyone.

        More generally, an Asian or European time-zone Zoom might be handy sometime, to me anyway. Perhaps insufficient demand in Europe and Asia.

    • kinnath

      I have a story posting at 7 pm CDT tonight. Stop by and have a laugh before the binge drinking starts with the debate.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m the designated driver.

    • Plisade

      Me.

  60. DOOMco

    Ok chrome keeps giving me an offline version of this page. Every time I comment or refresh.

    I fucking hate it. I can’t refresh. I have to close this tab,open anew one. Go to glibs. Click on this article (but don’t dare click the comments link!)

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Am having similar trouble off and on; also can’t enable Remember Me.

    • Animal

      That’s called “enabling.”

      • Swiss Servator

        *draws rapier*

        RANSOM!

    • R C Dean

      You get more of what you reward, etc.

    • Florida Man

      I hear people burn down the homeless camps in California…that’s what I hear anyways…

    • Tejicano

      I would be only too tempted to tell the thief – “Maybe I should make it more like $450. $160 would barely cover your ambulance ride to the ER.”

  61. Count Potato

    “Which drugs should Biden take?
    Cockburn considers his options ahead of tonight’s debate

    Because make no mistake, Biden should absolutely be taking drugs prior to Tuesday’s debate. Pro athletes all take performance enhancing drugs, after all, and winning a presidential election is at least as important as hitting 40 home runs or making the Pro Bowl, or something.”

    https://spectator.us/which-drugs-should-biden-take/

    • Gender Traitor

      More to the point, what drugs should viewing voters take? Tranquilizers or antidepressants?

      • Raven Nation

        Psychedelics.

      • Tundra

        *dials blackjack*

      • Gustave Lytton

        deadhead has a sad.

      • Count Potato

        I haven’t seen him, or many other people, here in a long time.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Cannabis? ethanol?

        (GT, did you see you were name-checked above?)

    • db

      “Anabolic steroids, Novocaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he’s had several cocktails within the last hour or so.”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdG-iTilWU

      • Tundra

        “Canada, of course, is leading the competition.”

        So fucking funny back then. I had hair like Dennis, too.

        *wistful*

  62. Count Potato

    “Sometimes I think about the fact that working class white men love Donald Trump, a phony broke billionaire con artist from New York and not Joe Biden, a working class white man from Scranton basically because Trump is racist and Biden is not.”

    https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1310618829437857792

    They are still this clueless.

    • Count Potato

      Also, the comments are retarded.

    • R C Dean

      Joe Biden, a working class white man from Scranton

      I regard this statement as proof positive that there are multiple universes, and it is possible to cross from one to another.

      • Drake

        I would be interested in knowing what trade Joe worked. Trump actually did construction work for his father.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        His Wikipedia article doesn’t list any jobs before getting his JD.

        Graduated Highschool: 1961
        Graduated Undergrad: 1965, so straight from HS to college
        Enrolled in Law School: 1966, so straight from HS to law school.

        I think someone fucked up the talking points. He supposed to be from a “working class white family from Scranton” not actually working class him self.

        Counterpoint: I still consider myself working class, and I’ve never done a lick of manual labor outside of part time jobs while in school.

      • Drake

        I consider myself a white collar guy even though I worked the production line in a GM factory every summer while in college.

      • R C Dean

        Joe doesn’t even come from working class. His father was in the oil bidness, and not as a roustabout.

      • leon

        Being a Senator is the blue collarest of blue collar jobs.

    • Count Potato

      “This is incredible for many reasons. 1. Bret Stephens seems to have ditched Never Trump. 2. A lesbian tells @nytimes
      she’s a “shy Trump” voter. There are more. 3. The ONLY criticism that sticks with her is the “fine people hoax.” 4. It wasn’t enough to make her vote against Trump”

      https://twitter.com/joelpollak/status/1310829821761523713

      This whole racism everywhere narrative is nonsense on stilts.

    • db

      Joe Biden, a *phony* working class white man from Scranton whose grandfather was a highly paid oil company executive and who has spent the last nearly 50 years living off the taxpayer via his government salary.

    • Rhywun

      Trump is racist and Biden is not

      It’s really just an alternate version of Trump is (currently) R and Biden is D. It has no meaning beyond that, nor does it need one.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Whoa! Don’t leave off sexting their colleague lovers using government paid cell phones.

    • Count Potato

      The whole country, from local up to the feds, has strayed from the basic purpose of law enforcement.

    • AlexinCT

      The FBI has a vested interest in getting rid of orange man and putting someone that will continue the Obama legacy of bureaucracy weaponization back into play for them…

      • R C Dean

        I can only hope that win or lose, Trump decapitates the FBI on the Wednesday after the election.

    • Hyperion

      Why the fuck if Wray still there?

    • Hyperion

      Why the fuck is Wray still there?

  63. Gustave Lytton

    Story that Sean posted in the dead thread and should get more visibility

    https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/lawsuit-against-gun-maker-seller-allowed-to-proceed-in-mt-pleasant-shooting-case/

    How the ever living fuck can a state judge rule that a federal law is unconstitutional in its entirety without any appeal to the federal courts? Besides the obvious bullshit of the ruling. I don’t see her overturning the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act either.

    • AlexinCT

      Why have some states not used this style of ruling to ban federal mandated shit?

    • db

      I can’t see how this will go very far.

      • Tundra

        Isn’t ‘the process is the punishment’ an Iron Law?

      • db

        Yeah, the goal here is to make gun manufacturers pay to take this as high as the plaintiffs can force it. Why a local judge should be able to get away with complicity in such a scheme is beyond me. But she will, most likely, not be censured for it. Her term doesn’t expire until 2028.

      • leon

        I mean, create a class of people who can wield an extraordinary ammount of power over people, and make them completely immune from anything they do? how could that not result in a bad system?

      • Tundra

        Uh, the natural human tendencies toward benevolence and humility?

      • EvilSheldon

        The Democrats really, really, really want to repeal the PLCA. That law is the gun industries’ only shield against the unrestricted lawfare that the left wants to wage against them.

    • Rebel Scum

      In their lawsuit, the Gustafsons argued that the gun that killed their son had a design defect because it lacked a safety feature that would disable it from firing without a clip inserted.

      Wtf? That’s not a thing. And the gun isn’t what did the killing.

      Westmoreland County Common Pleas Judge Harry F. Smail threw the case out, agreeing with the defendants that the act prohibited the lawsuit.

      The Gustafsons appealed, arguing that the act is unconstitutional.

      In a 63-page opinion filed Monday in Superior Court, a three-judge panel of the court agreed that it is.

      “[T]he Act is unconstitutional in its entirety,” Judge Deborah A. Kunselman wrote. “The only portions of the [act] that do not offend the Constitution are its findings and purposes … and a few definitions.”

      No the act is constitutional and should not even be necessary. Stick your frivolous lawsuit up your ass.

      • Hyperion

        When I as a kid, the first rifle I got when I was 10 did not have a safety, or a magazine, it was single shot. I somehow never managed to shoot myself or anyone else with it, and I still own it.

        So did the gun in that story just fire itself? I guess what I’m asking is, was the gun from Indiana?

    • Hyperion

      Look, you scofflaw, the government must guarantee that everyone is safe from every single instance of any type injury or death, in all cases, at all times, period. Especially the chillins. Otherwise they aren’t doing their job, someone has to do something!

  64. Hyperion

    “Yes, I’m just starting with a tweet. The hubris of this asshole is just spectacular. 1: he’s wrong. 2: he’s a hypocrite. 3: his power doesn’t extend beyond his broke-ass state. So fuck him.”

    It just goes to reinforce the fact that if socialist countries are so fucking great, why does everyone want to escape them, like they are escaping CA and NY by the droves?

    You even have CA trying to enforce their tax laws on people leaving the state for 10 years after they are gone. How long until they build a wall to keep people from escaping at all? I’ll actually donate to that project. Build that wall!