¿Ya jueves por la mañana? Aqui son los enlaces mexicanos…

by | Sep 24, 2020 | Daily Links | 477 comments

So last night was probably a shit show if you live in Kentucky.  There, I mentioned it.

Now for the links!

The Trump Administration imposes new restrictions on specific Cuban made goods that were already restricted for import in the US….like cigars and rum.  It also includes restricting American travelers from staying at hotels owned by the Cuban government which I assume is pretty much all of them.

In a speech to the UN, Nicolás Maduro said…meh.  Its the UN, who cares?

Brazilian Trump blames indigenous people for the fires.  According to the headline anyway, what he actually said:

“The fires practically occur in the same places, on the east side of the forest, where peasants and Indians burn their fields in already deforested areas,” Bolsonaro said.

Which is true.  In order for the poorer areas of Brazil to develop, they might have to clear and burn their land.

I thought Obama made sure we all had health insurance under penalty of the PenalTax?

“Verónica decided with another colleague to put together pieces of T-shirt fabric and, with daily sanitary pads and hair ties, make protective masks.” They hocked that idea from OMWC.

Some local columnist doesn’t like the UFC’s best pound for pound fighter, and one of Phoenix’s popular sports figures, is a Trump supporter.

Good luck trying to cancel this guy.

No one will take a way his titles and his fame. If anything, he’s gaining notoriety of a different kind. The one that comes with being associated with Trump.

José Algel Alvarez of the Spanish-language Univision TV network tweeted that Cejudo said that he “supports Trump simply because he loves him.”

No wonder the Trump camp loves parading him. What’s not to like about the support of a son of undocumented immigrants turned mixed martial arts champ, right?

I share the profound disappointment of many Arizona Latinos. And all I can say is I hope it is worth it, Henry Cejudo.

Emphasis mine.  Fun fact:  Mexicans like fighting.

Here’s some tunes from Kentucky!

 

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477 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Brazilian Trump blames indigenous people for the fires. According to the headline anyway, what he actually said: – I can’t really trust that guy though. Seems a piece of shit overall. But he is a South American politician so redundant…

    • Swiss Servator

      Seems a piece of shit overall. But he is a South American politician so redundant…

      • Animal

        Hey. He’s dung the best he can.

      • Festus' Mustache

        ^ heh

      • Pope Jimbo

        Being the leader of a country is hard, cut him some slack. He’s pooped

      • Animal

        Doesn’t he have a second-in-command, so to speak, that could help? You know – a Number Two?

      • Pope Jimbo

        He’s wiped out too

      • Animal

        Maybe they should just dump the whole thing.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As South American politicians go he’s one of the better turds in the bowl.

      • Fourscore

        Now you’re just papering over it

      • Bobarian LMD

        I need to let this digest a little longer before I can respond.

    • Ozymandias

      Really, I come here for threads like these. That they’re scatological is just a bonus.

  2. PieInTheSky

    I thought Obama made sure we all had health insurance under penalty of the PenalTax?

    NHS! NHS! NHS!

    • Swiss Servator

      Whycome you wish death on people???

      • Not Adahn

        Sometimes the best use of tax cattle is the slaughterhouse.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Moo?

  3. PieInTheSky

    Some local columnist doesn’t like the UFC’s best pound for pound fighter, and one of Phoenix’s popular sports figures, – I could take that guy.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Sure but not in an open air setting.

  4. robc

    Black Stone Cherry is from the same very small town as my Fatther.

    • robc

      Looked them up on wikipedia, I wonder how many I am related to? Probably all, but based on last names, at least one.

      • robc

        One of the members is a son of a Kentucky Headhunter, which explains a lot.

    • I. B. McGinty

      Well shit robc we might be related through marriage.

      • robc

        Cool, I guess?

      • I. B. McGinty

        Might come in handy if one of us needs a kidney or something.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Through marriage? In Kentucky?

        PERVERTS!

      • I. B. McGinty

        Well I am at this place so…

      • Bobarian LMD

        Typically, in Kentucky, being related by blood and marriage is the same thing.

        Uncle Grandpa.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    I share the profound disappointment of many Arizona Latinos. And all I can say is I hope it is worth it, Henry Cejudo.

    We wear the chains we forged in life.

    • Festus' Mustache

      That attitude always bothers me. Everyone grows up with certain advantages and disadvantages. Do you let that rule your life?

      • Fourscore

        You’re a white guy, right? That explains everything.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yup.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Fifteen yards, for taunting

    President Donald Trump took a swipe at the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle on Wednesday after comments she made urging fellow Americans to vote in the upcoming presidential elections.

    “I’m not a fan of hers and I would say this, and she probably has heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry — he’s going to need it,” Trump told press at a White House news briefing.

    I have seen a few photos of them together (like the one accompanying this “news story”), and Harry always seems to have a “What have I done to myself?” look on his face.

    • WTF

      Trump really is entertaining.

      • Sean

        He can really land some zingers.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Wow. ?

    • Tejicano

      ” the Duchess of Sussex…”

      I thought she renounced that title. Or did she have her fingers crossed at the time?

      • UnCivilServant

        You think NBC remembers that long ago?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Just the “highness” portion of the title….they didnt want to lose all of their money and fame.

    • Apples and Knives

      “He’s going to need it.”

      He’s not wrong. (Trump, that is)

    • Festus' Mustache

      I Larfed.

  7. WTF

    So last night was probably a shit show if you live in Kentucky.

    Thanks for destroying any chance of actual police reform, idiots.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yep, shortly after Floyd even right wingers and boomer Republicans were calling for meaningful reform. Now states are passing laws with extra legal protections for police. They managed to fuck up a sure thing, on purpose IMHO.

      • WTF

        Absolutely on purpose, the division and animosity is good for the left’s power.

      • l0b0t

        I’ve been saying this since BLM first appeared with the “Hands up, don’t shoot” nonsense. If one was looking for a way to stymie any chance of police reform, one would be hard-pressed to come up with a better way of doing so than the BLM movement. I’m convinced they are a false-flag type organization; I mean, they can’t be so stupid and shortsighted that they think these tactics work, can they?

      • Chipwooder

        Stupid or malevolent…..why not both?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I think the street level dupes believe this stuff, the higher ups and shadow financiers not so much.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I think linking BLM with police-reform, regardless of as an advocate or an obstacle, is starting with a false premise.

        They are a Marxist front organization. Their goal is insurrection and putting the right people in charge. Police reform is just a politically correct cover.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Absolutely but doing this not only provides cover, the results of doing this, people digging in their heels and a right wing backlash, sows chaos which can advance their cause if they manage to ride the tiger skillfully. They’re a malevolent bunch.

      • invisible finger

        I’d say they are pretty stupid, they are Marxists after all. Just a new branding on the Black Panthers. Read the interview with Eldridge Cleaver at reason to get an idea.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Pretty stupid” netted them hundreds of millions in donations

      • Donation Not Taxation

        Link?

      • Mojeaux

        Generally I don’t think Marxists are stupid. They know what they want and they’ve been generally patient about infiltrating all the brainwashing institutions and watch the long game—until now with the out-of-control zealots, the useful idiots. It remains to be seen if they’ve set their movement back or not.

        I still maintain most of the rioters do not know BLM is a Marxist front. They’re just envious toddlers throwing a tantrum.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I believe that they are LED by Marxist Toddlers and their sturmgruppen are a bunch of malcontents and previous felons AKA “Useful Idiots”. My own brother would fit right in with their philosophy. The politics of envy.

      • Mojeaux

        You said it much better than I.

      • invisible finger

        Birds of a feather

      • juris imprudent

        Bored, not envious. Boredom is a sure sign of cultural decadence.

      • Mojeaux

        Do you mean the useful idiots are bored but not envious? Yes. I can see bored AND envious, though.

        OTOH, if they’ve got iPhones and still live off mommy and daddy, I can see why they might not be envious of material things, but they are envious of attention and power. Look at all the white chicks posing as black women and then, when it doesn’t get them the attention they really want, they confess.

      • AlexinCT

        A lot of these asshats are pissed that they don’t automatically have the same living standards of their parents. Having to work for 20 or 30 years to get that standard is not something they want to do. These douchebags are the result of decades of participation trophies and being told they should have a ton of self esteem even though they have accomplished absolutely nothing to merit that.

        I blame the Boomers that helicopter parented the first generation of these kids and made them so fragile and stupid, and then this was just something that kept being done to the generations that followed. The fight against a meritocracy has consequences…

      • Pine_Tree

        “Boredom is a sure sign of cultural decadence.” – stealing that line. It’s quite true.

        One of my favorite authors is Dorothy Sayers. She’s mostly known for the Peter Wimsey mystery series, set between the world wars. When she’s setting up a character (usually young-ish, decadent, morally unrooted), she often has them describe anything normal and decent in society as “boring”.

        The world’s been wrecked around them, and another wreck is surely coming, and they’re only inwardly-focused on their own entertainment. They disconnect from the folks in the once-strong culture around them trying to pick itself up.

    • Homple

      Police reform would be a lot easier if we had better behaved criminals.

    • Endless Mike

      The cop wasn’t ON the bike, he just rolled the bike over the guy while walking beside it.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Missed opportunity

    The US Senate failed to agree on language for a resolution honoring the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a sign of how divided the chamber is over the Supreme Court vacancy.
    Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer tried to pass a resolution by unanimous consent Tuesday to commemorate the liberal icon’s life and legacy, but with language that Ginsburg’s seat not be filled until the next president is sworn in.
    “Republicans came to us with this resolution, but it ignored Justice Ginsburg’s dying wish, what she called her most ‘fervent wish’ that she not be replaced until a new president is installed,” Schumer said on the Senate floor. “So we simply have added it to the exact same text of the resolution the Republicans gave us.”
    “All the kind words and the lamentations about Justice Ginsburg from the Republican majority will be totally empty if those Republicans ignore her dying wish and instead move to replace her with someone who will tear down everything she built,” he added.

    We could have had a breakthrough in bipartisan consensus, but those mean old Rethuglitards spoiled it.

    Now RBG will never take her rightful place at God’s side in the Hall of Saints.

    • Chipwooder

      I want to hit anyone who blubbers about her “dying wish” over the head with a fucking crowbar.

      • Drake

        Just laugh and tell them to call “Make a Wish”.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Make a wish foundation cuts off at age 17.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Poor Davo…

    • Drake

      Funny how the Dems can’t hide their intentions while lying. Any normal person would have said “elected” or maybe “inaugurated” or “sworn in”. Installed insinuiates the court or Congress had something to do with it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. And the minute after almost all democrats were using that language. They want a king.

      • Mojeaux

        A military coup.

        Trump should have fired all the hostile elements of the military immediately.

      • AlexinCT

        The top brass put in place during the Obama years was mostly people promoted for political reliability and loyalty to the left than ability to fight wars. That was by design. These are the people that pushed hard for the military to force countless hours of useless sensitivity and diversity training on sailors, soldiers, marines and airmen, leaving them little time to actually learn how to fight ships, fly planes, or even do the basic shit they are expected to do (kill fuckers and break their shit).

        It is not an accident that we have had ships with the most sophisticated GPS systems crash into others recently.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, see, this is kinda the problem. Trump can’t really fire anyone except his own appointee level positions. Everyone else is pretty much immune – bureaucrats and military alike. That’s why you really don’t see that much partisan nonsense in those ranks – their bread is buttered regardless of who sits in the White House.

      • AlexinCT

        While he can’t get rid of the mid-level types, he should have wiped out everyone at the top. The problem is that practically every qualified candidate is more likely to be a card carrying member of the swamp league, more concerned with protecting their fiefdom and hereditary class of inept credentialed cuntes, than someone willing to do the work of the electorate. Trump simply was working against unbelievable odds since he was, and remains, surrounded by enemies of the people.

      • juris imprudent

        The layer he can touch is an inch-deep, while the rot runs for miles. Even the SES is it’s own bureaucracy between the appointees and civil service.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s the unfortunate reality, but he needs to reverse the trend that promoted woke idiots to the top brass.

      • juris imprudent

        That trend is not a product of the previous administration; it is what the bureaucracy is churning out all on its own. The President is in reality extremely limited in what he can do.

        Further, as you can easily note – many of Trump’s directives have been slow-rolled (effectively countermanded) by subordinates. Since Trump has such a limited attention span, it is works quite well to maintain the bureaucratic order from the disruptions he would otherwise introduce.

      • Mojeaux

        As I understand it, the upper echelon of the military are proggies and anti-Trump.

        Truman fired MacArthur. Surely the current commander in chief can also fire anybody he wants to.

      • AlexinCT

        If he fired all the affected asshats, he would cause serious harm to the military’s ability to do its work. But he was definitely not diligent enough in putting a system in place to replace these people once Flynn was railroaded because of the risk he posed to keeping the lie that the Obama admin was scandal free. Obama was horribly effective promoting only people loyal to his crazy shit. That is why the military is forcing all this diversity and sensitivity shit on the troops, ignoring real abuses and terrorists in the ranks, and more importantly, wasting billions on green shit while ignoring the various branches readiness capabilities.

      • juris imprudent

        MacArthur was attempting to run a war the way he saw fit. Truman had the support of the Joint Chiefs of Staff (all military) that relieving MacArthur was the right thing.

        But no, the President simply cannot fire people, save those who serve at his pleasure (appointees).

      • Urthona

        I think she just said “installed” because there’s still 3 months after the election to apppoint someone.

      • Festus' Mustache

        She meant to say “Inshallah” but spit out her top plate.

    • Ted S.

      Bipartisan means giving the Democrats what they want.

    • DrOtto

      They keep saying “new president” also versus “after the election”. So if Trump is re-elected, I assume they mean we’ll be holding out for another 4 years before an appointment is made if they were to get their way.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        ‘They keep saying “new president”’ — DrOtto

        #NotMyPresident

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve seen the argument made that SCOTUS needs more justices because of the workload and Biden should take care of that.

        My response has been “So then you’ll be fine with Trump packing the court if he wins?”

    • Homple

      I read somewhere that Ginsburg’s corpse was lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda with an honor guard of her former law clerks.

      It wouldn’t surprise me if they have her stuffed and put on permanent display in a glass coffin–like Lenin and Stalin.

      Or maybe like Snow White in hopes of a handsome prince kissing her back to life.

      • Spudalicious

        Sitting position and put her in a dunk tank.

      • Homple

        I like your idea.

    • PieInTheSky

      Not a gun guy but, also applying to demolition ranch, that Barrett thing looks bad ass.

      • Not Adahn

        Better than a Barrett

        sub-MOA .50BMG

        Hungarian, and only 60,000 Lei.

      • PieInTheSky

        Like most things Hungarian, link don’t work.

      • dontreadonme

        Me want. The reciprocating barrel looks badass.

    • I'm Here To Help

      I can! I have two swords! And not the replica variety – I have a 1919 Patton cavalry sword and a Japanese WWII NCO sword.

      On an interesting note – there is a pretty big gun store here in Tampa that has a small museum of firearms and weapons between the store side and the range. I had at least one example of the weapons that are on display in each of the cases in my collection. I knew I should have taken them all out with me in the canoe when I was clearing the pond…

      • PieInTheSky

        How big are your tits, comparatively?

      • I'm Here To Help

        Smaller, and much hairier.

        But sadly not THAT much smaller – the COVID lockdowns have hit my exercise regime hard…

      • Festus' Mustache

        A cup. Maybe a B come the summer months. Why do you ask? *sashays away*

      • Not Adahn

        Like all manufactured goods, modern swords are vastly better performers than antiques. I’ve got a 19th C. oxtail dao that I love using for forms but would never dream of using for cutting.

        When I’m doing tameshigiri, I use a modern American-made sword in L6 bainite, which is so over the top for that purpose that really, I’m just doing it to flex. I used one in S7 for cutting through hard targets back before the rotator cuffs told me to stop doing that.

      • I'm Here To Help

        Oh, I don’t argue the effectiveness of modern vs. historic blades. I’d never grab either of the two that I have if I needed to actually use it for self defense (that would be my KA-BAR kukri machete that I use to trim my banana trees). I was more referring to the $50 replica swords you see advertised at 03:00.

        The Japanese sword is absolute crap – mass produced, poorly. Looks like a katana, but the handle is stamped metal to look like it was traditionally wrapped. One of my history professors in college had a true katana (his house was like a museum, and he had historic weapons dating back 1000 years sitting around his house), and the difference was stark.

        Patton sword is like brand new – still has it’s packing grease on the blade. Don’t think it’s ever been sharpened. Scabbard is a bit bent from my grandfather storing it standing up/blade down for about 60 years. But the blade itself is still perfectly straight.

    • Tejicano

      I’d call that a good start. Not much more. No full-auto. Little more than just AR’s and AK’s. No HK? (other than the UMP) No CZ/VZ? No hi-cap shotguns?

      • PieInTheSky

        is the level of thiccness a good start as well? More or less meat on the bones for your taste?

  9. Festus' Mustache

    OT but not OT post recycled from the dead thread. Premier of our Province called a “snap” election last weekend instead of waiting for the mandated time. All of the nodding heads were opining on their media whether or not he would do so. Two days later there are fifty tons of ballots and other electoral paraphernalia sitting at the rear of my warehouse. They planned this for months. Those semi trailers were loaded weeks ago. Amazon can’t pull off a delivery like that. Leftists lie, they always lie. Everything is clearly marked for each electoral district and perfectly lined up. Diggy asked me if I took photos but I’m not that clever. If that shit is still there tomorrow expect some and maybe an actual article. I’m a little perturbed.

    • PieInTheSky

      Still no pictures though.

    • Ted S.

      How can they print ballots like that I’d they don’t know who the candidates are going to be in each riding?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Emoji shrug. It might be blank ballots thus far but the point being is that they have been planning this. Scheming, as it were.

  10. Drake

    VDH identifies the root of our problem.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s sort of Lysenkoism writ large with ideological based problem solving taking precedence over what works or at least stands a chance of working. He’s right, we’re in trouble.

      • Drake

        *Scratches head, checks wikipedia…

        Yes, of course, good point.

      • Pine_Tree

        I think it requires a belief in its own superiority, and that history’s demonstrated that basically forever, but that even suggesting anything like that these days gets you accused of all sorts of -isms that are officially out of fashion.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yeah, what I’m seeing is a desire to wallow thru the mud.

        Every nation has travesties to its name. Should we abandon the entire project because of it?

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “Specifically, the Democratic leader wants to add a statement that Justice Ginsburg’s position should not be filled until a new president is installed, purportedly based on a comment Justice Ginsburg made to family members shortly before she passed,” Cruz said on the Senate floor.
    Days before her death, Ginsburg dictated to her granddaughter that her “most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed,” NPR reported.
    “That, of course, is not the standard,” Cruz said. “Under the Constitution, members of the judiciary do not appoint their own successors.”

    What a bully.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Big ole Meanie! No wonder he murdered all of those people in San Francisco! It was pretty funny to watch.

  12. Below Sea Level Hell Centro

    In regards to the Arizona Latinos article…
    Fun fact: Having lived my entire life along the Mexican border I have had the privilege of observing how middle class American born Hispanics treat illegal lower class Hispanics. It ain’t pretty. Some of the most racist and vitriolic comments I’ve ever heard have been between middle class assimilated Mexicans and lower class Mexican immigrants. Funny how that is never discussed.

    • Apples and Knives

      On a similar note, I remember my neighbor across the street telling my mom once “We’re TEXAS Mexicans. We’re not like all these California Mexicans.” This was in a majority Mexican neighborhood in California. The implication being that they weren’t a bunch of lowlifes like the other neighbors, I guess.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Tribalism has no color.

      • Nephilium

        It has three colors.

      • Festus' Mustache

        fingertip golf clap

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It is often discussed in prison, when it comes time to determine which gang you are most likely to assimilate with (Northern vs. Southern Mexicans).

    • Tejicano

      If you’ve spent enough time around them you get a feel for the differences between first, second, third, and forth+ generations. And those living farther from the border are much the same after the second generation.

      A buddy of mine from university was a child of 3rd & 4th generation parents. He married a lady who was Mexican – had never lived in the US. She was a Tiger mom to make any Asian jealous. Raised three kids – two medical doctors and a PhD engineer. She knew she’d gotten ahead of the curve and nobody was going to fall behind.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What the parents place value on is instrumental in the success of the children.

        This is what is lacking in the current discussion of race-based outcome comparisons.

        And it isn’t just about the inner city, I’ve got kin in Appalachia who have a sincere distaste for exceeding your roots. I can’t stand it.

      • AlexinCT

        Any conversation where this important fact was shared would not serve agenda of the people that see the education system as a means to create more government dependent drones. Hence it will NEVER happen. You will be accused of all sorts of isms for pointing out that parents that tell their kids schools is for chumps and they will not be given a fair treatment even if they get a good education all but make sure their kids will fail at life…

      • EvilSheldon

        Seriously. Every time I hear the phrase, “He’s forgot where he came from (sic),” I want to hit someone with a parking meter.

      • Tejicano

        Anybody ever accused of “forgetting where they come from” are actually the ones never forgot which is the reason they busted ass to make that where they came “from”, and not where they are now.

        When I hear that “forget where he came from” I want to reply – “Hell, you didn’t come from there neither. You just never left!”

      • Mojeaux

        MCHammer went broke not forgetting where he came from.

      • Ozymandias

        The driving desire of my childhood to adulthood journey was climbing the ladder out of the shithole from whence I (and my family) came. My sister and I were the first people in the entire family, paternal or maternal, to attend college. I do not go back to where I came from because it is an even worse shithole than when I was there. I ‘member ‘where I came from’ perfectly- it’s why I don’t go back. But some of my childhood friends are still there – and I love them, I really do – but there’s a reason they’re still there… and it is not “The Man’s” fault.

      • Apples and Knives

        I have family who are the same way. My father was the first to put himself through college and have a white collar job. He grew pretty disconnected from his family because of the “think yer better’n me?” vibe he got from a lot of them.

      • Tejicano

        This is one of the reasons I don’t go back to the place I grew up. Too many of the people I grew up with never realized their potential because it would be “showing up” the rest of their family. Rather than being proud that Chuy made it out, his brothers would have called him a sell out and “too proud”.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        My aunt is Mexican born and its the opposite. Her house is clean like a museum, and she happily feeds everyone that comes over.

        She eventually finished school and is now a nurse, but both my cousins are adults and they still live at home.

    • Pope Jimbo

      HEY! If he keeps that up, he might break that guy’s middle fingers. And then how could he engage in peaceful protests?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m generally of the opinion that if you chuck a Molotov at anyone, you’re asking to be justifiably shot.

      • Spudalicious

        ^^This^^

      • AlexinCT

        Don’t you “mostly peaceful protest”, brah?

  13. PieInTheSky

    What would you get between Evan Williams Single Barrel and Four Roses Single Barrel ? The flower one is 10 US pricier. is it worth it?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      For $10 probably, but EW is generally the best value you can get. If the price is marked up in Romania it probably isn’t worth it.

      • PieInTheSky

        Four Roses Single Barrel is 39 USD. Evan Williams Single Barrel is 30.

      • robc

        That is high for EW, but probably about right considering shipping.

        EW single barrel is the best bang for the buck, in my opinion. I used to be able to buy it in KY in low 20s, usually about $22.

      • PieInTheSky

        What I like about the Four Roses is the 50% abv to EW 43… I generally like higher abv

      • robc

        Nothing wrong at all with the 4 Roses, but that is also why the price point is higher.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Can you get the EW White label? Should be cheaper, higher abv, still solid.

      • PieInTheSky

        Nope. Looking again all EW seems out of stock on two of the main sites. A third one just has the single barrel but for 36, pricier than the out of stock one at 30.

        Sadly, for some fucked up reason, many large retailers in western Europe do not deliver to ROmania. Fuckers deliver to Poland or Hungary but not to us.

    • PieInTheSky

      oh wait the EW is out of stock.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The Four Roses Small Batch is very similar to the 4RSiB, but cheaper.

  14. Donation Not Taxation

    Protestors are now going restaurant by restaurant to chant at diners on Beach Dr. in St. Pete. A lot of diners yelled back, starting multiple confrontations. This one was the most significant. Protestors took over a couple’s table. Not sure why they were targeted specifically.

    — Josh Fiallo (@Josh Fiallo)1600907691.0

    reporter for the Tampa Bay Times

    St. Pete = St. Petersburg, Florida

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/ready-watch-protesters-harass-diners-in-florida-following-breonna-taylor-decision-in-tennessee

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its like watching the one bully kid in class that destroys the smart kids science project just because. Its just ignorance and hate.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        ‘Its like watching the one bully kid in class that destroys the smart kids science project just because. Its just ignorance and hate.’ — Ownbestenemy

        While the adults watch and do nothing…

      • Gdragon

        I love when she clocks the bully on the bus in “Gifted” if anyone’s seen it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They were targeted because they looked old and frail.

      • Sean

        Yes.

    • juris imprudent

      When was Louisville moved to Tennessee, and did Tennessee consent?

    • Agent Cooper

      “starting multiple confrontations”

      Yeah, I don’t think the diners started shit.

  15. I. B. McGinty

    Fun fact: Mrs. McGinty used to manage a rock band and Black Stone Cherry opened for them. She knows them very well as she’s from that area. We saw them perform and chatted with them afterwards. Nice group of guys.

    • robc

      Do you want to give a more detailed answer on “from that area” so I can more accurately calculate the odds of being related?

      My Dad was from Metcalfe Co, my Mom from Cumberland Co, so I have two barrels of potential relations. It mostly just means I am related to everyone in the area twice.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Brother-Cousins?

      • I. B. McGinty

        Butler County, so the chances are slim.

  16. Donation Not Taxation

    Happiest state of US overall Hawaii
    Happiest state of US emotional and physical well being New Jersey
    Happiest state of US work environment Utah
    Happiest state of US work community and environment Utah

    2020’s Happiest States in America

    Adam McCann, Financial Writer • Sep 22, 2020

    https://wallethub.com/edu/happiest-states/6959/#

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Happiest state of US emotional and physical well being New Jersey

      Wut.

      • Not Adahn

        They’re happy since they know what’s good for them, capisce?

      • blackjack

        Whadda bout omerta?

      • juris imprudent

        You still have to be seriously cooking the books to make NJ come out on top of happiness.

      • WTF

        I’ve lived in NJ all my life, and I can confirm that ranking is complete bullshit.

  17. l0b0t

    I just caught a 7 day Twitter ban for mocking the fellow who tried to block the police bicycles.

    • PieInTheSky

      if you don’t get fired for it it is still good.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Twitter should just ban itself.

      • Mojeaux

        Twitter used to be my go-to. Now everything is politicized and my romance community is über Woke, more than years ago. I can’t stand it.

      • Festus' Mustache

        You still have us, Sweet Mojo. Buck up!

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, you are the remaining community that I actually participate in, although I’m slowly finding groups that don’t allow discussion of politics. “Stick to the topic” is strictly enforced.

      • Festus' Mustache

        :_)

      • Nephilium

        “Stick to the topic” is strictly enforced.

        As long as that includes both sides, I’m alright with that.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, this is on FB too. Any mention of politics, even a one liner bashing Trump, will get the comment deleted and a warning issued.

        I’m in two romance book groups where this goes, one cross stitch group where this goes, and the last cross stitch group is for selling and swapping only, so even posts/comments about actual cross stitching get deleted.

        I can’t say the same for the cross stitch subreddit where lefty stuff is encouraged and people who like to stitch crosses and Bible verses get downvoted.

    • Drake

      Have you learned your lesson and purged your mind of wrongthink?

    • Festus' Mustache

      Now I love you even more.

  18. Not Adahn

    Re: the rioting du jour, this is one of those examples that Eddie wrote about wherein the DA uses the grand jury to cover for his decision not to indict. If literally anyone else killed someone by accident it would be manslaughter. Hell, If I fire a shotgun at an intruder and one pellet goes wide and strikes a bystander, I’m liable.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Someone was going to be fed to the dogs. It’s not like the AG has the power to end the war on drugs or no-knock raids.

    • Viking1865

      There was a legal warrant. To me, there is a difference between a cop acting on his own authority, at a traffic stop or something, and a cop on judge authorized raid. A judge said “Using physical force, enter this person’s home with guns drawn to search for drugs.” I think there should be a shield of liability for cops executing warrants in certain situations, and taking fire from inside the house is certainly one of them.

      Breona Taylor being held up as a victim of police brutality is, plain and simple, a lie. Breona Taylor is a victim of the Drug War. The cops did everything by the book, the problem is the book itself is wrong. If the cops are to be indicted, then so should the judge, and so should the legislators.

      • Not Adahn

        There was a legal warrant.

        Yeah, don’t care. If the warrant is enough to excuse negligent weapons use, then the one cop who is being charged for his bullets entering a nearby apartment should likewise be immune.

        If you shoot and kill someone who is not threatening you you have committed a grievous harm. If you’re driving you in-labor wife to the hospital, hit an icy patch, and kill someone with your vehicle you don’t get to say “but I had the right to drive my wife to the hospital!”

      • R C Dean

        You can guarantee that if untermenschen like us kill somebody who is not a threat, while shooting at someone in legitimate self-defense, we are going to be indicted for manslaughter. And if you spray bullets around so they enter a residence, you’re going to get more indictments for reckless endangerment. At a minimum.

        This is another case where the police chose to create a dangerous situation by serving a warrant at 3 a.m., and I would be shocked if the “knock and announce” was done in a way that any reasonable person would think gave the residents a legitimate chance to answer the door, given that it was 3 a.m.

      • juris imprudent

        I thought our protection against unreasonable searches was meant to preclude middle-of-the-night raids? Oh wait -I am forgetting the illicit substances exemption, written right into the 4th Amdt – somewhere.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The cops did everything by the book, the problem is the book itself is wrong. If the cops are to be indicted, then so should the judge, and so should the legislators.

        Individuals have responsibility for their own actions. Police do not get to hide behind the legislators when they commit heinous acts. They always have the choice of refusal or resigning.

        Yes, they should all be indicted. However, the lack of indictment for judges and legislators does not absolve individual LEOs of their complicity.

      • Homple

        Breona Taylor is a victim of shacking up with a worthless piece of shit.

      • Brett L

        2 years before? What’s the expiration date on poor dating decisions… asking for a “friend”.

      • Homple

        Tell your friend to stay away from people on the wrong side of the law. If it’s a bad law, wait until there’s a better one.

      • juris imprudent

        Legal warrant? How many warrants have been obtained by police lying under oath – and never being punished for that? How many judges have been held to account for being rubber-stamps?

        The legitimacy of a warrant is a slender reed on which to stand.

      • Homple

        Just follow the advice I got from a nun in catechism class back about 1959: Avoid bad companions.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t enable my tendency to be a recluse.

      • juris imprudent

        Let me simply point to the utter absence of any illicit substances, accessories or cash – all that was supposed to be there per the sworn affadivits in support of the warrant.

        You want to suck a liar’s dick – I sure as hell ain’t trying to stop you.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Judge and who ever filed the warrant (which I’m going to guess was the detective who got charged and was fired) should be the people that the hounds are baying for.

        For the other two guys, something something… the process is the punishment.

      • Homple

        Guessing that Breona’s housemate or whatever was a sketchy character is not sucking anybody’s dick.

      • R C Dean

        I think they were actually investigating a different guy, who used to be her boyfriend/something. The guy who shot at the cops is not who they were investigating. I think he (rightly) wasn’t charged in a vanishingly rare case where shooting a cop was viewed as legitimate self-defense.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I think there should be a shield of liability for cops executing warrants in certain situations

        I agree. However, I think that shield should be narrowly tailored to cover the consequences of having arrest power, and nothing more. Essentially, they should get stand your ground, writ large. Nothing more, nothing less.

        Breona Taylor being held up as a victim of police brutality is, plain and simple, a lie. Breona Taylor is a victim of the Drug War. The cops did everything by the book, the problem is the book itself is wrong. If the cops are to be indicted, then so should the judge, and so should the legislators.

        I sit somewhere in the middle on this. Victim of the drug war? yes. Does increased police accountability for their violence change the result? I’m not sure.

        Either way, I agree that this doesn’t fit in the “police brutality” bucket. Panic firing while being shot at is something else.

      • juris imprudent

        The real problem with The War on Drugs is that narcotics officers become as callous and dangerous as any drug dealer. Except the drug dealers will be held to account by the law.

      • juris imprudent

        You break down my door in the middle of the night – you’re goddam right I’m shooting at you. Unless you have a bullhorn, lights and sirens running.

        Which was the unforgiveable bullshit in the killing of Jose Guerena – he was armed and DID NOT fire and the cops went full panic mode anyway. I want cops that do that off the force – by any means necessary.

  19. blighted_non_millenial

    Sorry for missing your post last night, Evan. Keep fighting the good fight.

    • Festus' Mustache

      #metoo. Got home too late to reply directly. What a Trooper!

    • Tejicano

      “In Lieu Of New Justice, Trump Announces He Will Simply Grant Clarence Thomas Two Votes”

      Ha ha ha!

  20. Pope Jimbo

    It is official. I am now completely relating to the Russians during the Soviet days in regards to reading news stories and parsing what wasn’t said.

    This story about how scary the Rona is is what made me realize that I wasn’t just reading the story for the basic facts.

    The story is by the local commie rag’s court stenographer who dutifully copied down what the govt types said in their daily Rona presser. The message of the day was that Rona is super dangerous and people need to keep obeying govt edicts.

    Thirty-three SARS-CoV-2 infections but no deaths have been confirmed in attendees of the Sept. 9 funeral events where mask-wearing and social-distancing guidelines weren’t followed. Seventeen additional infections have been reported among staff at the church where the service was held.

    Sounds bad, right? But my takeaway was that no one died, and no one went to the hospital because that would have been trumpeted if it had happened. So my actual response is 50 people tested positive and no one died or went to the hospital? That is good, doesn’t seem so bad.

    And it is rich by the govt types to try to scare people about funerals. If I was a reporter, I would have asked “So was this funeral about the same as the George Floyd funeral? You know that one where all the politicians packed the service?”

    • Pope Jimbo

      Oh, it isn’t just funerals. Halloween is totes bad too.

      State health officials on Wednesday encouraged Minnesotans to follow new CDC guidance for Halloween next month that discourages parties and candy handouts, permits no-contact goody bag giveaways and encourages alternatives such as virtual costume parties. They also noted that standard costume masks don’t protect like cloth face masks against the coronavirus that causes COVID-19.

      “I feel like the public health buzzkill, but really public health recommendations are not intended to ruin your fun, but rather to keep you safe,” said Kris Ehresmann, state infectious disease director. “It’s actually the virus that’s the buzzkill here.”

      • Nephilium

        My personal favorite CDC guideline for Halloween:

        to be avoided include [sic] Using alcohol or drugs, which can cloud judgment and increase risky behaviors

    • Drake

      I can’t remember the last time I read a news story and simply accepted the reporting as facts. Now I’m constantly trying to understand the spin, the angle, and what is being left unreported. I didn’t want to be a suspicious conspiracy nut, but here we are.

      • AlexinCT

        I can’t remember the last time I read a news story and simply accepted the reporting as facts

        For me it was 1984, coincidentally, when I read an article that stated facts I knew were bullshit, in the NYT of all entities, and everyone took them for granted because there was no way to tell people they were being snowed back when these assholes had a monopoly on information. It took almost 40 years for people to find out Ted Kennedy had gone to Moscow to ask the fucking commies for help to defeat Reagan…

      • Fourscore

        I read the book too, it, in fact ,is now fact

      • AlexinCT

        You would be surprised how many people tell you it can’t be true and when shown it is refuse to accept it…

        Cause team players, but especially team blue players, don’t want to admit their icons are all crooked fucks.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Without evidence

    President Trump warned tech companies he is “watching them very closely during this election cycle” as his administration proposed stripping online platforms of long-held legal protections.

    “We see so many things that are unfair,” Trump said during at a White House discussion with Republican state attorneys general about social media. “It’s very serious. Very bad. Very serious.”

    Trump has increased his attacks on social media platforms as both Twitter and Facebook have moved more aggressively to label or even remove his posts that break their rules on inciting violence or spreading misinformation about the election or the coronavirus.

    Republicans have long argued that the platforms censor conservative voices, without offering clear evidence to support their claims. Trump repeated those accusations on Wednesday.

    ——-

    Pressure has been growing on both sides of the political divide to overhaul the liability shield. Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has said Section 230 should be “revoked”, arguing that tech companies should be held to the same standards as media companies, which can be sued for printing falsehoods.

    Congressional Democrats have balked at the Trump administration’s approach to cracking down on social media platforms, however. Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., one of the original authors of Section 230, accused the Trump administration of trying to intimidate tech companies.

    He said in a statement: “Attorney General Barr’s DOJ is continuing to act as an arm of the Trump campaign, trying to work the refs ahead of the election. This proposal is a warmed-over mishmash of existing Republican proposals to force private companies to host lies, misinformation, hate speech and other slime online.”

    Anything which does not promote the new New Deal is right wing hate speech, and must be purged.

    • AlexinCT

      Marxism uber alles!

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Nothing stabby on her rap sheet… I’m thinking she’s on the right side of the crazy/hot matrix.

      • AlexinCT

        She’s a tranny?

  22. Donation Not Taxation

    Hypothetically, based RBG’s written opinions, would RBG vote for/against rabbi singing religious song @ service inside government building with corpse present?

    • creech

      If Goldberg was (((Jewish))) shouldn’t her body have been in the ground already?

      • creech

        Ooops..Ginsburg. Can’t keep (((them))) straight.

      • R C Dean

        It would be interesting to get OMWC’s take. I read that it is against Jewish “law” to lie in state. Of course, it should surprise no one that a lefty like Ginsburg (and her family) aren’t observant Jews.

  23. LJW

    My uncle was hospitalized with CV-19 the other night. They gave him convalescent plasma. Overnight he went from feeling like he was on deaths bed to a mild fever the next day. Now he’s slowly recovering from the pneumonia. Sounds like this plasma treatment is the real deal.

    • Sean

      Glad to hear the treatment worked for him. That’s great news.

      Mind if I ask how old he is?

      • LJW

        Late 50s. As far as I know he is pretty healthy.

    • Idle Hands

      but have they done a double blind study yet?

      • LJW

        They need CDC, FDA, WHO, and USAMRID approval before they can proceed. Expect results in 20 years.

      • Hyperion

        “Expect results in 20 years.”

        And a cost of $80,000 for a single dose.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Spray painting Biden 2020 on their garage seems fishy to me. That doesn’t seem to be something that real mostly peaceful protesters would be advocating.

      • AlexinCT

        Heh, that was funny your holiness…

      • Apples and Knives

        That seemed the least plausible part to me as well. Either way, some asshole almost killed a bunch of dogs.

    • Idle Hands

      I’d bet false flag. It’s too on the nose.

  24. l0b0t

    A few days ago, one of y’all, I’m sorry I forgot who, mentioned having a Looft Lighter. I’m intrigued by this thing and was wondering if it might be employed as a handheld broiler or spot searer? Peter Luger Steakhouse makes their bacon in the Salamander (1300° for 45 seconds) and I want to replicate that in the home.

    • EvilSheldon

      Lol!

      Snakes have no brakes…

    • Count Potato

      Get those mutherfucking snakes off my mutherfucking incline plane.

    • dontreadonme

      Not a good idea to get in the water wit an anaconda. They hug you long time.

  25. l0b0t

    After reading the CDC guidelines for a safe Halloween, I’m hoppin’ ass mad and ready to go all-out with tricks-and/or-treats this year. Full size candy bars for the kids, wee airplane bottles of booze for the parents.

    • AlexinCT

      I am gonna hire a stripper to swing from the light post in my yard…

      • Count Potato

        So same as last year?

      • AlexinCT

        Last year, and the previous years I add, I had a candy vending machine….

        Giving these kids free shit is why they are all pro socialism…

    • Mojeaux

      Kids are too old this year and boy am I glad. We’re going to shut down our house so we won’t get trick-or-treaters. In the past, this neighborhood has had very few children and the ones that were here were older and went to the rich neighborhoods. Now we’ve got kids running out our ears, but we’re tired of minding the door.

      • I'm Here To Help

        Our house is at the end of a 100 yard long dirt driveway lined with old oaks with Spanish moss hanging off them. Oh, and only one light at the very end of the driveway.

        I don’t think we would have gotten very many trick or treaters down this way regardless of the Corona.

      • UnCivilServant

        That is the perfect spooky approach. Lean into it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, very Great Pumpkin.

      • C. Anacreon

        My parents snowbird to Florida every year, and their neighborhood there has quite a bit of Spanish moss hanging from the

      • C. Anacreon

        tree branches. Every time we visit Mom inevitably will say, “the interesting thing about Spanish moss is it’s neither Spanish nor moss!”

    • Apples and Knives

      My neighborhood has always had a bunch of trick or treaters. A bunch of folks come in from other neighborhoods. This year, I imagine we will either be one of the only houses handing out candy, which will be a nightmare, or we’ll close it all up and hide (I wish). It’s my wife’s favorite holiday so the second option doesn’t seem likely.

    • Nephilium

      The number of trick-or-treaters to my house has declined over the past couple of years. It’s getting to the point I may make the switch over to full sized bars to reward the small number who come.

      In years past the first handful of kids got the leftover full sized bars from the ones picked up for s’mores over the spring/summer/fall.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        If you hand out full-size candy, the kids will expect the same next year, and the next…

    • l0b0t

      Our neighborhood gets a decent amount of kids, but we always put a bucket on the porch and shut down the house as we are out taking our kids on their candy-begging mission a couple neighborhoods over (where the kids go to school and will see their friends while candy-begging).

    • Tulip

      We usually get lots of trick or treaters (100+). I have no idea what will happen this year.

    • Gustave Lytton

      One trick or treater in the past thirty years, none in the past twenty at my house.

      • Tulip

        My neighborhood has houses close together on one-way streets with lots of decorations. People who used to live here bring their kids (small houses and lots of first time homebuyers who move after second kid). High participation in giving out candy. I buy huge bags and give until it runs out which means refilling the bowl 3-4 times. I think I’ll buy one bag this year and close early

      • Gustave Lytton

        Semirural road, no sidewalks, houses often set back so they go elsewhere with better candy to walking ratios. Until recently, I’d say the average age of my neighbors was late career to retired empty nesters.

      • l0b0t

        In Brooklyn, the TorT is mostly directed to local merchants; stores all have candy buckets. Some kids in buildings go apartment to apartment but we did not have a single masker in our 8 years there (20 unit, 5 story building). The Rockaways is more like proper Halloween. The neighborhood we go to is packed with kids of all ages out until around midnight; it’s also host to the annual (40+ years now) silly string/shaving cream/water balloon fight amongst the middle school kids at my kid’s school (some of their teachers were also students there in the ’70s/’80s and participated in the fun then).

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Like most things that get discussed, I don’t see the issue.

      Halloween has never been mandatory. It is generally understood that if you don’t want trick or treaters, you leave your lights off. This year if you really don’t want to do it, take an extra step and make a sign that says “Not home.”

      • robc

        It was more mandatory back when the “trick” portion was socially acceptable.

      • Apples and Knives

        Well, it’s 2020 so the trick part might be back in style. Detroit already had a Halloween arson tradition, why not expand across the country?

        “This house has no lights on! They don’t even have a BLM sign! Light ’em up!”

    • AlexinCT

      Would not be surprised he was a sleeper trying to get back, and he was lit up by the incompetent “lets kill everything that moves” crowd.

      • Tejicano

        I’m pretty sure that all NORK troops for decades have been under orders to kill anything trying to cross the border in either direction. A sleeper would have known this and would have established procedures for getting back to the worker’s paradise.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      One could ask the same thing of a sizable percentage of American youth.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I think the norks may have taken the crown back from the Aussies and Chinese on dealing with covid.

    • UnCivilServant

      How many corruption charges were they facing?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Two guys are sitting in a bar. The teevee is on, and the news comes on. The news reader starts talking about a guy on a roof, threatening to jump. There are people milling around in the street, and cops on the roof trying to talk him out of it, a big production. One guy turns to the other, and says, “I bet you a beer he jumps.”

    Second guy says, “You’re on.”

    The shitshow continues for a while, and then the guy leaps off the roof, into the crowd.

    Guy Number Two shakes his head, and waves to the bartender. “Get my friend a beer.”

    Guy one laughs and says, “You don’t owe me a beer. I watched that same thing earlier. I knew how it was gonna end.”

    Second guy says, “Yeah, I saw it, too. I never thought he’d jump a second time.”

    Is America going to jump a second time, and re-elect President Cartoon Villain? There are going to be some really surprised people.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      well dammit….

    • AlexinCT

      This is how they make sure people know that resisting them will have a cost. I sure hope that someone doesn’t gets pissed by this sort of injustice and decides to take out one or more of these Sorros appointed scumbags abusing the law to protect the left’s coup agenda out when they simply have had enough of their abuses.

      I for one do not expect to get just treatment under the law anymore. From the FBI down to the blue state crooks running the legal system, the whole thing is rotten to the core and political in nature. That can’t stay that way without eventually the people having enough of the abuse, and taking justice in their own hands.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        ‘I for one do not expect to get just treatment under the law anymore.’ — AlexinCT

        What do about it?

      • AlexinCT

        Avoid having to deal with the law for as long as possible, and when they force it on me, go out in a blaze of glory…

      • Donation Not Taxation

        ‘Avoid having to deal with the law for as long as possible, and when they force it on me, go out in a blaze of glory…’

        SBC = Plan A?

      • AlexinCT

        Lets go with that….

    • Gustave Lytton

      ex-Marine

      *crouches down and waits for impact*

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ve been refusing to talk about that case, for fear that anything I say could be held against me in the future.

      (Until now, I suppose…)

      • Idle Hands

        I hadn’t read the full details. there are no words.

    • Idle Hands

      jfc. It’s over.

    • creech

      Once more, folks: don’t duck jury duty. You might pull a case like this and help ensure justice is done.

    • R C Dean

      I’ve got nothing. The country has gone mad.

      Yup. Too many are in the “tried by 12 or carried by 6” zone.

      Oh, and fuck the landlord who evicted the businesses, too.

      • WTF

        This shit will continue unless and until the right has had enough and embraces the left’s tactics of visiting violence upon the landlords, DAs, etc. that pull this shit. But they support the police, so it won’t happen.

  27. Gustave Lytton

    TMITE

    https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2020/09/portland-protest-grows-downtown-on-eve-of-breonna-taylor-grand-jury-decision.html

    ‘Police overreact to fire, Molotov cocktail, and other acts of violence. Just like when the feds attacked peaceful protesters in July.’

    The riot in quotes while referring everywhere else as protests is particularly irksome. Months ago, some readers questioned why the rag wasn’t calling them riots, and the reporter said they would only do so if the police declared a riot because they didn’t want to unfairly mislabel the activities. As if riot was a technical or legal term only. And now they’re walking back from that standard.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just noticed the url title for the article. Eve is the night before, not after.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I said it upthread and I’ll say it again.

      People throwing Molotovs should be responded to with deadly force.

      • l0b0t

        Ideally, just moments before they launch their fiery missile so it lands at their feet.

      • juris imprudent

        If I were on a jury I can’t imagine voting to convict anyone for shooting someone throwing one.

      • AlexinCT

        PEACEFUL RIOTS!

      • Drake

        They are literally weapons of war that have been used to kill people in battle.

      • l0b0t

        <a href="https://images.app.goo.gl/xHHnaNaUYEr2CV2h6&quot; title="That's how Comrade Dragonsky earned his Hero Of The Soviet Union medal.” target=”_blank” >That’s how Comrade Dragonsky earned his Hero Of The Soviet Union medal.

  28. Tundra

    Good morning, Señor Sharpshooter!

    Thanks for all the lynx!

    Say, is something going on in Kentucky?

    I thought Obama made sure we all had health insurance under penalty of the PenalTax?

    I’m not exactly sure what we got, but I’m pretty sure there are ample medical resources for poor people. But still, why not scamper across the border and pay less? That seems smart.

    The butthurt about the fighter is both entertaining and pathetic. Lefties simply can’t conceive of a world where everyone doesn’t agree in all things. Stupid.

    I hope you all have a great day! No rioting, now. I mean it.

    • Mojeaux

      Our health insurance premiums went through the roof with Obamacare. However, that toothpaste is out of the tube. Repealing Obamacare isn’t going to make them go down now.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That SOB cost me a whole shitload of money with the ACA.

        All for the privilege of not having my insurance accepted at a significant percentage of doctors.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh right! You provide health insurance to your employees, IIRC?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No. I’m too small to afford that. I can’t get a group rate.

        I’m on individual insurance and all the economical options from reputable insurers vanished overnight.

        So now I’m stuck playing the tax game so I don’t have to pay $2500/month for a $15000 deductible. And my options in doctors have gone to shit.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sorry. That must bite. We could never afford all the mental health treatment (me, the kids) and surgeries (Mr. Mojeaux) we need if we had a deductible that high and we’d all be complete wrecks.

      • AlexinCT

        Obamacare was designed to make sure people like you would fall in line and just accept government controlled healthcare as an alternative…

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        it cost us thousands when we moved from TX to VA in 2017. you can’t back date the policies and you have to prove residency (and wait at least 2 weeks) to get a policy, so my wife’s ob visits and blood work were out of pocket.

      • Fatty Bolger

        The only thing that will make them go down is competition. Preferably on both the insurance and delivery sides.

      • juris imprudent

        And really, who wants competition? Certainly no one on the supply side – and they matter most, don’t they?

      • Viking1865

        You don’t even have to touch all the Gubbmint Gimme programs. You could have pro-supply increase reforms and not make a single cut to Medicare or Medicaid, just eliminate all the red tape on medical training, medical infrastructure, drug development, etc etc and watch the cost of things fall.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      The butthurt about the fighter is both entertaining and pathetic.

      I imagine they’d attempt Sepukku if Larry Fitzgerald game out with a similar position. Not that he would make a political statement.

  29. PieInTheSky

    Speaking of US whiskey, more and more store here are starting to include Rye as a separate category, no longer included in Bourbon.

    The again The GlenAllachie Rye Wood Finish 9 is now in the rye tab.

    • Not Adahn

      That’s because it IS a separate thing from Bourbon.

      • PieInTheSky

        I know. In the past everything from the US was Bourbon. Jack Daniels still is.

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Rye isn’t bourbon.

      • robc

        In the US, a bourbon whiskey is required to made form at least 51% corn. A rye whiskey requires at least 51% rye.

      • PieInTheSky

        Don’t forget aged at least 10 seconds in new charred oak barrels.

      • robc

        Bourbon
        Bourbon must be distilled to no more than 80% ABV, and matured in charred new oak containers. It must go into the barrel at no more than 62.5% ABV and be bottled at a minimum of 40% ABV.

        Rye Whiskey
        Aside from its mashbill, the requirements for rye whiskey are identical to bourbon.

      • robc

        Are there aging requirements for bourbon and rye?
        No. While almost all types of American whiskey must be stored in oak containers for some amount of time, that length of time isn’t specified and there is no minimum. However, the “straight” whiskey designation requires two years. All bourbons aged less than four years must bear an age statement.

        Okay, what’s a straight whiskey?
        A whiskey distilled to no more than 80% ABV, placed in new charred oak containers at 62.5% ABV or less (except for corn whiskey, which must be put in used or uncharred oak containers), and aged for at least two years qualifies as a straight whiskey and can be labeled as such. A straight whiskey can be a blend of different straight whiskeys, as long as they’re all made in the same state. If any of the straight whiskeys in the blend are less than 4 years old, an exact age statement is required on the label. There are straight bourbons, straight ryes, straight corn whiskeys, etc.

      • Not Adahn

        *waits for “Bottled in Bond”*

      • robc

        What’s a bottled in bond whiskey?
        Bottled in bond whiskeys, also called bonded whiskeys, meet the requirements of the Bottled-in-Bond Act of 1897. Don’t remember it? Bonded whiskeys must be produced in a single season (spring or fall) at a single distillery, aged for at least four years in a U.S. bonded warehouse, and bottled at 50% ABV. While most bottled-in bond offerings are bourbons, there are also bottled-in-bond ryes, corn whiskeys, and even brandies.

      • PieInTheSky

        as I remember bottled in bond is at least 4 year age and at least 50% abv

      • l0b0t

        I found the bottled in bond Old Granddad to be a delightful mixin’ whiskey. It was assertive enough to get noticed, but did not have the keroseney throat-burn that I often find in the cheap stuff (100 Pipers brand Scotch whisky, I’m looking at you).

      • limey

        Rain makes corn
        Corn makes whiskey
        Whiskey makes my baby
        Feel a little frisky

  30. Donation Not Taxation

    Any ideas how/where statistics deaths because Chinese flu instead deaths with positive test Chinese flu?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Now I’m confused

    The University of California was found to have admitted at least 64 students over more qualified applicants because of the students’ connections to university staff or donors, according to a California state audit released Tuesday.

    The audit investigated four campuses — UC Berkeley, UCLA, UC San Diego, and UC Santa Barbara — from academic years 2013-14 through 2018-19 and found that the campuses failed to evaluate students fairly and to develop adequate and standardized admissions processes.

    Auditors found that UC Berkeley admitted 42 applicants because of their connections to donors and university staff, including one example where a regent violated university policy by improperly advocating for a student. Most of these applicants were white and at least half had annual family incomes of $150,000 or more. These students do not include two already identified in the 2019 national college admissions scandal, according to the audit.

    “The pervasiveness of this problem at UC Berkeley demonstrates that campus leadership has failed to establish a campus culture that values commitment to an admissions process based on fairness and applicants’ merits and achievements,” auditors stated in the document.

    Are we in favor of strict merit-based enrollment, now?

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      The University of California was found to have admitted at least 64 students over more qualified applicants because of the students’ connections to university staff or donors, according to a California state audit released Tuesday.

      Funny how that analysis was deemed impossible when looking at race preferential admissions

    • Mojeaux

      And so Aunt Becky was the one to get jail time?

      • ruodberht

        She bribed an individual. Bribing the university is acceptable. And she fucking merited what she got.

      • AlexinCT

        They needed a sacrificial lamb to allow them to claim the issue was handled before they can go back to selling access to rich libs without too much scrutiny.

    • Hyperion

      “Are we in favor of strict merit-based enrollment, now?”

      Sure, as long as the merit-based person ain’t no wypipo.

    • Swiss Servator

      Illinois laughs at their small numbers.

      • kbolino

        Yeah, is this an audit or a coverup? Those 4 schools have 115,000 students. They found less than 0.1% were admitted under questionable circumstances, and that’s “pervasive”?

  32. straffinrun

    Drank beer and came up with a list of things you need to believe in 2020:

    -Obviously mentally ill people and criminally minded nutjobs are fighting for the Platonic ideal of justice.
    -Racism is invisible to those who claim they aren’t racist and so they should trust strangers who claim to have cracked the code.
    -Speech that offends the dogma proves the dogma is correct in attacking them.
    -Your party would act differently if the shoe was on the other foot.
    -Convincing the dumbest people you know to get out and vote is a virtuous endeavor.
    -California’s morals should be Alabama’s morals and vice versa.
    -A dude winning the women’s 100m should be celebrated.
    -You party hasn’t ever slaughtered foreign non combatants.
    -YouTube is better without Alex Jones.
    -Aunt Jemima is racist but Mrs. Buttersworth isn’t.
    -That dog whistle you’re hearing doesn’t mean you’re insane.
    -Being an average Joe has an advantage over being a chick with a nice ass and tits.
    -Trump is the cause of the freakouts.

    That’s all I could come up with for now.

    • Mojeaux

      Kafkatrapping.

    • AlexinCT

      That list looks like a LOT of beer was involved straff…

      • straffinrun

        I think better with a lot of beer. I think.

      • AlexinCT

        If I recall correctly from the time my dad was stationed in South America and I lived there, there was some guy that had a song about how those that drank to excess always were left thinking that it made them smarter, their reflexes faster, and life better. I don’t think the song ended well for them though, and I am hoping that is not the way things work for you brah.

        Then again, I have myself been accused of consuming too much alcohol, despite the fact that I tell them I need to keep my blood thinned properly.

      • straffinrun

        I’m not saying I believe that stuff, just that the media and academia is saying I should.

      • AlexinCT

        Ah OK, if they say so, then you MUST comply…

        Otherwise they will label you an enemy of the people man.

      • PieInTheSky

        Well one must wash down the taste of Japanese whiskey with something…

    • Not Adahn

      Chanting magic words can prevent plagues.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m going to go have a drink myself now.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Inconsistencies and a lack of policies preventing implicit biases could also play a role on who is accepted and who isn’t at the university, according to the audit. The audit found a demonstrated lack of consistency for the ways applications were evaluated across campuses and within individual institutions themselves. These inconsistencies could heavily influence the chances of an applicant being accepted depending on who read it, the audit stated.

    No shit, Shirley?

    Random lottery, it is. That will ensure a high quality educational experience for everyone involved.

  34. Hyperion

    “Latino families in the Rio Grande Valley who lack medical insurance and resources are crossing the border for affordable medical visits and medicine.”

    “In mid-summer, Evelia Sáenz started a 25-mile journey that she hoped would save her husband’s life: it was time to cross from the United States to Mexico.”

    Oh, muh Godz! No one has ever travelled 25 miles for health care! I mean even if it was by donkey, that’s not an insurmountable task. It was by donkey, right? I’m sure since that’s the MSM, there’s a donkey in there, along with commie cooties, of course.

    Wait, are they saying she got health care? Well, it looks like there’s not a problem then.

    • WTF

      How can they lack medical insurance? Obamacare ensured that everyone was covered!

    • Agent Cooper

      I’ve gone 25 miles for a hamburger.

  35. PieInTheSky

    Well, when….. when I had the chance to talk with, well you know what I mean, Trump wats to talk all the time but I spoke with salad, you know, Russian dressing…. I think my time is up. No? ok. Well, lets talk women. I Have a black woman, Campari Harrison, and ……… snore.

    https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1308587953011130369

    • straffinrun

      Norm (can I call him Norm?) just can’t not say what everyone less demented than Joe is thinking.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      About right…

    • AlexinCT

      HAH!

  36. Fatty Bolger

    It’s been reported that according to the CDC, excessive deaths for this year are at 200K. But looking at their excessive death tracking site, it only shows about 91K since 2/1/2020. So what gives? Where does the 200K number come from?

    https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/excess_deaths.htm

    • Hyperion

      “Where does the 200K number come from?”

      Pulled out of an ass somewhere, as is typical these days.

    • Pine_Tree

      1. I had the vague impression the 200K was the “with/from/same-county-as” Covid thing, which is not really credible for a stack of reasons.

      2. If I understand how they handle the data, the next 6-12 months (or something like that) should show a dip in the excessive deaths chart, since much of what Covid’s doing is pulling some deaths (elderly folks) forward by several months. Doubtless a few will still be counted as a net “excess”, but a whole lot will really be a pull-forward.

      • Fatty Bolger

        #2 seems extremely likely, when you look at the categories with the highest number of excess deaths. Alzheimer and dementia is by far the highest, followed by hypertensive diseases, ischemic heart disease, and diabetes.

      • invisible finger

        Be on the lookout in the next 6-12 months for bureaucrats like Fauci/CDC taking credit for that dip and pretending there was no pull-forward.

    • kbolino

      How are you getting 91k?

      From that graph alone I get 254k: sum the predicted deaths less expected deaths for all weeks in 2020 with more predicted deaths than expected deaths. Of course, many weeks had fewer deaths than expected, but not enough to get down to 91k.

      The 200k number appears to come either from subtracting out the excess deaths not attributable to COVID-19 and/or using the “upper bound” estimate of expected deaths instead of the “average” estimate of expected deaths.

      • kbolino

        I hate their data by the way. You either get way more than you want (every week in every state since 2017) or you get it in a format you can’t use effectively (seriously, you sort dates by alphabetical ordering?).

      • Fatty Bolger

        I looked at total number above average by cause.

      • kbolino

        That table is specifically the comorbidities. Anyone who died of/with COVID-19 and none of those selected other causes/factors is not included there.

      • kbolino

        (lest you think I pulled that out of my ass, read the section “Cause of Death” under “Technical Notes”)

      • Fatty Bolger

        OK, that makes more sense. So looking at one of the other charts, they are estimating 30-90K excluding COVID involved deaths, and 208-274K total, including COVID involved cases.

    • R C Dean

      “Predicted” numbers of excess deaths. We won’t know the actual excess deaths from 2020 until probably March, at the earliest.

    • BakedPenguin

      I believe it’s based on Column A (Observed Number) – Column B (Upper Bound Threshold) for all of the weeks from w/e 3/28/2020 to 9/05/2020

      • BakedPenguin

        If you look at the Excel sheet that underlies the Tableau graph, you can see a Column M (Total Number of Excess Deaths Over Upper Bound). It just repeats the total “208390” over and over. If you take Col A – Col B for the dates I listed above, this is the total you’ll get.

        As several people have already pointed out, this is already well into GIGO territory.

  37. AlexinCT

    I always thought it was baffling how the left managed to get everyone to believe that enemies of the US would find Trump more palatable than people like Obama or Clinton, whom we were constantly told held great approval ratings with those that wanted America to fail and fall, but revelations like this one make it clear that the claims Trump was favored were nothing more than made up bullshit to hide the fact that team blue people, being enemies of America and American success, were the ones the bad guys really root for.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Boy, Brennan’s just been knee deep in this Russian collusion bullshit from the beginning, huh? It’s almost as if it was a Brennan operation or something.

      • AlexinCT

        Obama ordered him to do this. Brennan has already come out to warn Obama – indirectly, in one of those “interviews” he does on the dnc operative with bylines networks – that if he is made to go down for this, he will take Obama with him…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Brennan is a POS bar none.

        If anyone should be tried for treason, it’s him.

      • creech

        When the fuck are any of these fucks going to be brought to court? Trump seems to have wasted four years letting Clinton, Comey, Brennan, etc. slide. Is it all that the media would try to crucify him? Aren’t they doing so anyway? It really doesn’t look hopeful that Trump, should he be re-elected, will go after this cabal in the next four years either.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Interesting. I don’t doubt that Obama was involved, though I haven’t seen any real proof, and don’t expect any because they would have kept their interactions verbal and unrecorded.

        Do you have a link to the interview or a transcript of it?

      • AlexinCT

        Use something other than Google to look at John Solomon’s work, and you will be left with no doubt Obama was behind this whole shitshow…

  38. Mojeaux

    All righty, folks. It’s been fun. I now must go make lasagna. The not-marinara will take a while.

    • straffinrun

      It’ll be the best lasagna you ever made.

      • AlexinCT

        Is that like fondueing?

  39. Hyperion

    Is it just me, or does Kaepernick have the weirdest fro ever? It’s like there’s this white boy and someone stole a fro off some black dude from the 70s and just stuck it on top of Kaepernick’s woke head. Am I just imagining that because systemic racism?

    • Tejicano

      He has to have the ‘fro because if he was in boot camp (all his hair shorn off) he would have to explain that he is black – and most wouldn’t believe him.

    • AlexinCT

      The fact that they thought they could just say they were commie fucks back when, but now feel compelled to hide it, tells me that whatever their plans were, they are not unfolding as they expected, and now they feel compelled to hide their true nature again..

      Douchebag marxists must hide what they are doing until things have broken down completely, because sane people will not want any of that…

  40. robc

    Covid rant that I promised a while back:

    My Father started coughing on the Saturday of Labor Day Weekend, temp spiked Sunday night, my Mom got him to the hospital about 2 AM Monday morning. They covid tested (negative), he had a rhinovirus (the common cold!) and it had developed into pneumonia. He went into hospice care on Thursday and died the following Monday. His death was very typical for someone with late stage dementia.

    We were in town for my parents 60th wedding anniversary on Thursday before he got sick, I hadn’t seen them since December and wasn’t going to miss that. My Mom needed someone there who knew what day it was. My Dad enjoyed the cake we brought. We left on Saturday morning, as I mentioned back then, my wife went to urgent care on Sunday, same thing my Dad had, as it turns out. Me and my Mom also came down with it the next week. We aren’t sure where it came from, but it looks like my Dad had it first. Doesn’t really matter, its the freakin’ common cold, you can’t avoid it.

    My Dad was in isolation at the hospital, my Mom wasn’t allowed to go be with him until Wednesday night? It wasn’t even due to covid concerns, that came back negative on Tuesday. As the doctor said, the rhino virus was far more contagious than covid.

    Standard actuarial tables said my Dad had 5 years of expected life. When I left on Saturday, not knowing he was sick, I thought it was the last time I would see him. I figured 2 months. Maybe he would make it to the Holidays and we would get back to see him again, but probably not. Regardless of the length he had left, he had approximately zero quality of life. The pneumonia was a blessing.

    I think his situation is not uncommon for those who have died of covid. While it has cut some lives short, I think a lot of them were on the edge, going to die with the next respiratiry infection that hit them. And covid got to be the winner.

    I want to see how my Dad’s death is listed, I wonder if it will be pneumonia or dementia or the common cold or a combination. It least is isn’t covid. I am glad he avoided that statistic.

    Somehow this has made me even more pissed off about the whole covid thing.

    • Idle Hands

      The fact people are seriously pretending we can keep the economy running like this for another 6 months is the most distressing thing I have ever witnessed as a human being. We are going to all be dirt farming by december. Leaving aside the actual covid health outcomes nonsense.

      • Idle Hands

        also sorry for your loss.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        The people clamoring to keep everything closed are the ones who haven’t missed a paycheck and are complaining about gaining the pandemic 15. The ones who lost the pandemic 15 are getting pissed.

    • invisible finger

      When can you get a death certificate?

      • robc

        My Mom should be receiving them any day now. I actually expected them to arrive yesterday.

    • Ownbestenemy

      My dads has covid aggravated pneumonia as a contributing factor (or something like that), but primary cause was acute kidney failure. His stage 4 cancer wasnt helping the situation along.

      I suspect as you have said, of he developed pneumonia from any of the number of causes the result would have been the same.

      Sorry for your loss robc

    • mrfamous

      Condolences robc.

    • Tundra

      Sorry for your loss, dude.

    • PieInTheSky

      sorry for your loss and the whole experience…

    • Count Potato

      Sorry for your loss.

    • grrizzly

      So sad, robc.

    • BakedPenguin

      Sorry, rob. I understand where you’re coming from with the ‘blessing’ – my Dad hung on for months in hospice. I stayed with my Mom when it started to creep up on her so she could live at her home. She only spent one night in hospice.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • AlexinCT

      We know Mr. Choom swings that way…. Ask the Wookie.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Nazis under our beds

    Acting Department of Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf said Wednesday during his confirmation hearing that white supremacists have become the “most persistent and lethal” internal “threat” to the U.S.

    “White supremacist extremists, from a lethality standpoint over the last two years, particularly when you look at 2018 and 2019, are certainly the most persistent and lethal threat when we talk about domestic violent extremists,” said Wolf, who has been heading the DHS in an acting capacity since November.

    The Senate committee hearing came just a few weeks after a whistleblower, Brian Murphy, who served as an undersecretary in the Homeland Security Department’s intelligence office, said Wolf told him to squash information regarding the threat of white supremacy and assessments of Russian interference in the U.S. election to better fit President Donald Trump’s agenda.

    ——-

    Wolf’s assessment during the hearing of the threat from white supremacy is rhetorically different from that of Trump and and Attorney General William Barr, who have sought to portray the nation as being under attack by “left-wing mobs” and antifa agitators. They have notably intensified this rhetoric since the protests against racial injustice sparked nationwide this summer.

    ——-

    Antifa – short for “anti-fascists” – refers to loosely affiliated, left-leaning anti-racist groups that have been involved in some violent clashes in recent years. The movement has no unified structure or national leadership but has shown up at some protests.

    I’m glad we’ve cleared that up.

    • Drake

      The follow-up question any normal person would have asked: “Who has been killed by this lethal threat? How many dead are we talking about?”

      • kbolino

        Bureaucrats gonna bureaucrat. Success is proof we need more money, the same as failure.

    • kbolino

      How many fractions of a McVeigh do all those attacks in 2018 and 2019 add up to? I’d be willing to bet it’s well under 1.

    • R C Dean

      The body count I saw for the left-wing riots was north of 30.

      Under the broadest conceivable definition of white supremacist, I can think of maybe 5? And that includes the 2 killed by the Kenosha Kid.

      • kbolino

        Well none of that happened in 2018 or 2019. I don’t know if Wolf intentionally omitted the current year, if the DHS just hasn’t published the stats yet, or what. Given that they seem to think Antifa is an inscrutable non-organization that can’t be tracked or investigated, I’d be doubtful they’ll attribute those 30 deaths to them (also, can I roll my eyes any harder? these people can track down Osama’s brother’s assistant’s valet’s third cousin’s second wife-to-be but they can’t find anyone affiliated with Antifa?).

      • Count Potato

        So anyone white?

    • Count Potato

      “Antifa – short for “anti-fascists” – refers to loosely affiliated, left-leaning anti-racist groups that have been involved in some violent clashes in recent years. The movement has no unified structure or national leadership but has shown up at some protests.”

      Bullshit.

    • Count Potato

      Why doesn’t Trump can this ass clown?

      • R C Dean

        I think he nominated him.

    • Idle Hands

      He can’t possibly do the debates.

      • Drake

        He might show up so juiced on speed he appears okay. Or it might be a debacle. It will get a huge audience just to see which.

      • Apples and Knives

        “Mr. Biden could you please sit down? And for the last time, this is national television, you can’t keep calling the President ‘Fucko.'”

      • Florida Man

        I don’t think that is how dementia works. If there was a cocktail to make people lucid wouldn’t we be giving it to all dementia patients?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Psilocybin cures everything – Joe Rogan

      • Drake

        Adderal and similar stimulants can help for a short while.

      • Not Adahn

        In five days, they give him a massive dose of adderall. He has a heart attack behind the podium and dies. The House immediately launches an impeachment investigation based on whistleblower evidence that Putin poisoned Biden at Trump’s behest. The media is 24/7 “Vote For Kamala, it’s what Uncle Joe Wanted.”

      • Sean

        And they add Warren to the ticket.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        *starts prepping new zombie presidential candidate vice president episodes*

      • WTF

        Doesn’t matter – if he gets through the debate without literally shitting his pants, the media will proclaim it a Biden triumph.

    • robc

      Kamala has not answered a single live question since being named the nominee.

    • Sean

      He’s standing in front of a mirror and reciting “Yeah, but Trump!”

    • R C Dean

      “Debate prep”. 10 hours a day? Can’t take even a half hour off for a quick presser?

      Bullshit. And not just bullshit, insulting bullshit.

    • banginglc1

      Maybe they’re altering his sleep schedule and he is going to bed at 9am now. It makes sense. Most dementia hits in the evening right? So adjust his schedule to the debate is in the “morning” for him.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      The prostitution thing really doesn’t bother me. It salacious but I just don’t care. The $3.5M is what matters.

      • Count Potato

        Well, if someone can’t keep their own son from breaking the law….

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The left are making prostitution equivalent to human trafficking. I had to sign an acknowledgment for work that prostitution is human trafficking and that I would avoid accepting such services, even in places where it is legal and on my own time, or risk termination. Strip clubs are a grey area.

      • Count Potato

        “The left are making prostitution equivalent to human trafficking.”

        There are plenty of pro sex work activists on the left. More like the deep state, along with socons, swerfs, etc.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Socons may want to end prostitution on misconceived morals, but the push to equate it with human trafficking is solidly from the progressive left.

        The left being divided on issues is nothing new. Look at JK Rowling. It’s a coalition of victims and grievance mongers with their own priorities.

      • Count Potato

        “the push to equate it with human trafficking is solidly from the progressive left”

        I haven’t seen that.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I think it revolves around consent and the notion that all prostitutes are victims who can’t give consent.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s mostly coming from the left. Look at the people pushing it: News media, entertainment industry, academia. This is one of those cases where law enforcement is happy to jump on the bandwagon.

      • kbolino

        What relevance does that have to your employer? At least the drug test has a nominal workplace safety justification.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Progressive priority. Same with support/fundraising for BLM or now giving out financial bounties for recruitment of anyone but white males.

      • kbolino

        Is this for work trips specifically? Like, if they send you to a convention in Vegas, sort of thing? Otherwise, it just seems a straight-up invasion of an employee’s personal life.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        It’s for anytime and not restricted to work trips.

      • Tulip

        Flow down of federal contract clauses

      • R C Dean

        I file the prostitution thing under “make them live up to their own standards”. It sounds like this could be actual human trafficking, too, given that the women were from Russia and the Ukraine and forwarded the money back to those countries.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        It could be sex trafficking given the countries, but the way prostitution and human trafficking has been conflated recently, makes it too easy for me to hand wave the whole thing away.

    • AlexinCT

      If this was one of bad orange man’s kids,you know that it would be dominating the news cycle 24/7 as they demanded impeachement…

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Truly, the sort of heroes America needs in these trying times

    he board that runs the small town of Swastika, New York, voted unanimously to keep its controversial name that it says came long before the Nazis used it as their symbol.

    Swastika is a tiny hamlet located in Black Brook, a town in Clinton County which sits about 45 miles south of the border with Quebec.

    ——-

    Over the summer, a New York City resident, Michael Alcamo, was cycling through the Adirondack Mountains when he came across a street sign that caught his eye.

    The brown street sign read ‘Swastika Road.’

    Alcamo couldn’t believe that a town would take on the name of the notorious Nazi-era symbol even though there were cemeteries nearby where World War Two veterans were buried.

    ‘So the effect was just jarring and profoundly, I thought, disrespectful,’ he said.

    ‘I think it should be obvious that the town should update its name and should pick a name that is not so offensive to so many Americans and so emblematic of intolerance, hate and tyranny.’

    Alcamo asked county officials in August if they would be willing to consider changing the name of the hamlet.

    He was told to speak to the supervisors of Black Brook, a town with a population of just 1,500 people.

    On September 14, the town’s four councilors held a meeting where they voted on whether to change the name.

    After a five-minute discussion, the councilors unanimously voted to keep the name.

    They should have slapped him with a fine for wasting their time. Or shipped him off to the loony bin for evaluation.

    • kbolino

      A prime candidate for Not the Bee. You couldn’t make up a story that was so on the nose. A cyclist, from NYC, rides out into the countryside, gets offended by a road sign, and goes to the local officials to get it changed? It’s like a perfect parody of left-wing activism.

    • Not Adahn

      NYC resident decides he needs to teach the hick how to live.

      Also, notice the difference between English and NY definitions of “town.”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Black Brook?! ¡More racism!!!

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Kamala has not answered a single live question since being named the nominee.

    I’ll ask the questions, around here.”

    • AlexinCT

      Do stupid tricks, win stupid prizes?

  44. DEG

    “Deeply disappointing to see Henry Cejudo support this candidacy, especially after the many times president Trump has attempted to pin down Dreamers, squash access to healthcare during COVID19 pandemic, and injure our community with insults and falsehoods,” Galindo-Elvira told me in a text message.

    Go fuck yourself.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    They booed Trump and Melania as they were paying their respects to Ginsberg.

    Remember when the left made fun of Manicheanism?

    • kbolino

      Look, you’re just not cherry-picking the stats the right way. Sure, NYC has terrible stats overall. But if you just cherry-pick an arbitrary start date, they look a lot better! Also, ignore other states and localities that don’t agree with the chosen hypothesis.

      • AlexinCT

        But I keep being told I should believe and bow down to the expert classes…..

        Fuck these assholes in the ass with a giant cactus.

      • juris imprudent

        Also ignore that Cuomo sent the infected into nursing homes and DeSantis didn’t. Then you can make Cuomo into a saint and DeSantis into a demon – simple (by means of which party label they attach to their names).

      • BakedPenguin

        Also ignore that Cuomo ignored the Naval hospital ship Trump had ordered to the area which went unused while old folks in NY got sick and died.

      • R C Dean

        Of the many questions Cuomo hasn’t been asked, at the top of the list should be “Why didn’t you follow the Highly regarded New York state plan for pandemic management, put together after the H1N1 pandemic?”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      He ain’t?

    • Florida Man

      I though fly over country was the most free part of the country.

    • R C Dean

      Attempted murder?

  46. egould310

    I was able to move my schedule around this morning. Yay! I’m about to head out for an 8 mile run in a nasty rain storm. 59°F and verrry wet here in Seattle. Have a Glibtacular day, y’all!

    • EvilSheldon

      Common thread of advice for American travelers overseas – bring plenty of rubbers.

    • Not Adahn

      monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person

      345,000

      That’s really quite impressive.

      • UnCivilServant

        That person wasn’t the previous user. They just collected them.

    • banginglc1

      WTF . . .no pun intended.

    • Not Adahn

      A woman detained during the bust told police that the used prophylactics were first boiled in water then dried and reshaped on a wooden phallus before being repackaged and resold.

      VTV said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The detained woman said she had received $0.17 for every kilogramme of recycled condoms she produced.

      Buh…?

      WTF kind of hourly rate does that translate into?

      • UnCivilServant

        That depends on how fast she worked,

  47. The Late P Brooks

    From Alex’s Rand link:

    Fauci told the senator that Sweden was not an appropriate comparison to make to the United States because the populations and circumstances were different.

    Like a kid playing cowboys and indians: “Haha! Ya missed me!”

  48. R C Dean

    Much to unpack in this “question”:

    Reporter: Win, lose or draw in this election. Will you commit, here today, for a peaceful transferal of power after the election? There’s been rioting in many cities across this country. Would you commit to making sure that there is a peaceful transferal of power after the election?

    Trump: Well, we’re going to have to see what happens. You know that I’ve been complaining very strongly about the ballots and the ballots are a disaster and —

    Reporter: But people are rioting. Do you commit to making sure that there’s a peaceful transferal of power?

    “Transferal”? I had to look it up, so it is actually a word.

    The journalist actually asks him if he will transfer power if he wins the election. And, of course, if there’s a tie, its up to the House, so he’s also asking if Trump will transfer power without going through the Constitutional process of the House vote.

    The pivots to rioting are also a tell of some kind. None of the riots have to do with the election. From what I can tell, they aren’t even really anti-Trump riots, and I seriously doubt very many of the rioters are Biden supporters. They certainly aren’t pro-Trump riots. What’s the reporter getting at, here? Is this just brainless free-association of everything bad with Trump?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      What he should say is that he’ll follow the Democrats example. If he loses he’ll accept the results just as the Democrats have accepted his winning the presidency.

    • kbolino

      I guess he’s calling the shots on the riots from his volcano lair.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Trap question, and he fell into it. The correct response would have been “Yes, of course. Next question.”

    • Hyperion

      “reporter: But people are rioting”

      Oh, so if people are rioting, then we get to pick who they want?

      So, sure, if antifa and blm riot and block people from getting to polling places, and they’re stuffing ‘drop boxes’ full of millions of fake ballots, then OK, sure, that’s the way it’s supposed to work, right?

      We can almost guarantee that people will have trouble getting to polling places in certain cities, you know, because they’re trying to protect people from getting the virus. I mean THE virus, the one that is more deadly than Bubonic plague, Anthrax, and Ebola combined times eventyleve111!!!.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    What’s the reporter getting at, here? Is this just brainless free-association of everything bad with Trump?

    He’s lying on the floor, kicking his feet and screaming, “Trump’s America sucks! I want it to be over!”

    • Hyperion

      Just to be fair, it is their turn, right? Or else we’re just being big mean poopy heads.

  50. Spartacus

    Fun fact: Mexicans like fighting.

    Mexico has two national sports: boxing and drunk driving.

  51. Mojeaux

    Lasagnas in the oven with enough not-marinara to feed XY for a day. Note: It’s enough to feed a large family with leftovers–if none of them are teenage boys.