ZARDOZ MORNING LINKS

by | Sep 10, 2020 | Daily Links | 535 comments

AH, NOTHING LIKE HARVEST TIME.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE BEEN GRACED BY ZARDOZ WITH LINKS IN THE MORNING. ZARDOZ HAS BEEN QUITE BUSY, HARVEST AND ALL THAT. ALSO, NOT QUITE MOTIVATING TO ZARDOZ’S CIRCUITRY…SEEING THE FEEBLE EFFORTS OF “RIOTERS” AND “WUHAN VIRUS”. WHERE IS THE VAST CLEANSING ZARDOZ WAS PROMISED?

THAT IS NOT THE CONCERN OF THE CHOSEN ONES, AND NOT THEIR FAULT. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

  1. THREATS…NOT GOOD ENOUGH. AT LEAST ZARDOZ WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEIRUT.
  2. IF THIS IS THE VANGUARD OF THE REVOLUTION, IT IS NO WONDER ZARDOZ HAZ DISAPPOINT. THESE MISERABLE FOOLS WOULD BARELY BE TARGET PRACTICE FOR THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS.
  3. AT ANY COST” SOUNDS GOOD TO ZARDOZ. HOWEVER, THE IOC PROBABLY MEANS IT WILL TAKE EXTRA BRIBE MONEY.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

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ZARDOZ

ZARDOZ

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535 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    IF THIS IS THE VANGUARD OF THE REVOLUTION, IT IS NO WONDER ZARDOZ HAZ DISAPPOINT. THESE MISERABLE FOOLS WOULD BARELY BE TARGET PRACTICE FOR THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS. – look revolution is for the intellectual elite not the hoi polloi

    • ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS REVOLUTION ANALYZING CHOSEN ONE. THOSE PENCIL NECKS COULDN’T VIOLENCE THEIR WAY OUT OF A BOOK CLUB MEETING, MUCH LESS PROVIDE THE CLEANSING ZARDOZ DESIRES.. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    • invisible finger

      +Chicago7

  2. Count Potato

    “The so-called revolutionaries who were busted for rioting at a New Afrikan Black Panther Party rally took a break from their yacht club lives and modeling careers to be a part of the mayhem.”

    There is no such thing as a proletariat communist.

    • Count Potato

      “Claire Severine, 27, who lives in Washington Heights and was charged with rioting, appears to be a signed model with the We Speak agency who had the ability to jet between Montreal, Quebec and Dublin, Ireland before settling in the Big Apple to “pursue a career in acting,” according to a modeling profile with the same name.”

      Looks like it was taken down. Probably after the Post article came out.

      • SugarFree

        [cough]plussizemodel[cough]

      • Festus' Mustache

        Count Potato Alert!

    • limey

      Not a willing one, anyway. Well, actually, in the UK it’s different, sadly.

    • Cancelled

      I have always wondered why all these idiot groups spell Africa with a k. Do they think the Germans and Dutch were nicer to the tribal peoples of Africa than the English?

      • AlexinCT

        Considering they are people that did absolutely nothing other than live of their parents and buy into marxist stupidity, one can almost assume (and not risk getting it wrong at all) that they wouldn’t have any knowledge of real history and actually would think the only bad people were the Americans.

        Wakanda forever!

    • Agent Cooper

      The actual poor are too busy trying to make a buck or two.

  3. PieInTheSky

    THREATS…NOT GOOD ENOUGH. AT LEAST ZARDOZ WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEIRUT. – Beirut needs more localism / Taleb

    • Swiss Servator

      Local….explosions?

      • Nephilium

        Local, free-range, organic explosions!

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        *wonders whether ammonium nitrate is consistent with organic farming practices *

        *decides to avoid ending up on yet another list*

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sure if you start from “Organic farming regulations” you can find the list of permissable fertilizers to still use the label.

      • Fourscore

        Bullshit, I say. The wonderful years of youth.

      • Cancelled

        Nightsoil also. From a different, possibly less wonderful period of your youth IIRC,

      • Rhywun

        Can you charge double for the end product?

  4. Count Potato

    “Hardened Hamptons party crashers are having a harder time getting into VIP bashes during the pandemic.

    We’re told the clandestine crashers — accustomed to hobnobbing with the East End who’s who by giving false names or managing to sneak past security — have been stymied by stricter guest-list policies, especially in the Hamptons, where people have been hosting parties more quietly.

    “The guest lists are so tight,” said a source. “It will be 100 [people] max, and no access to inside the houses. The hosts, and people running the party, know every single person.”

    The insider added: “All the usual party crashers are freaking out … There are no parties in the city, and the ones in the Hamptons are unattainable.””

    https://pagesix.com/2020/09/09/hamptons-party-crashing-industry-now-feeling-the-covid-crunch/

    The horror.

    • Spartacus

      Someone should tell them about the New African Black Panther Party. Seems like all the upscale white kids are getting into that one.

      • Fourscore

        A party? I’m in. Do I have to come in black face?

      • Cancelled

        I would pay good money to watch someone show up to their party in full Jolson and sing Mammy

    • Festus' Mustache

      Suppose they’ll just have to make their own parties then. *Mommy voice* ” You don’t need to be around people like that anyway, Sweetie! We can have our own little party right here, just you and me!”

      • Fourscore

        ‘…and we won’t invite that old man, ever again…”

      • Festus' Mustache

        ^ Nice! I wish that I had the freedom to attend the bash but apparently America, the virus and world hate me.

    • Rhywun

      More Long Island party crashers.

  5. Festus' Mustache

    Japanese leaders saying that anything should go on at any cost gives one pause.

    • Sensei

      They are just trying to get any money back from the fiasco.

      I can’t find if he said this in English or what was originally said.

      • invisible finger

        “They are just trying to get any money back from the fiasco.”

        Oh, so NOW the Bank Of Japan has fiscal sanity.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Good point. Checking the alert status of Pearl Harbor might be in order.

    • Cancelled

      They have assigned the task of making it happen to a newly created unit. I think it is number 731.

      • Not Adahn

        And they’re being very green by heating their buildings with burning logs.

      • Fourscore

        Welcome to Chez Fourscore

  6. Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

    ‘She said in her statement that she had genuinely feared for her life during the failed deportation attempt.
    “In particular it was stated that if I did not voluntarily leave the Republic of Belarus, I would be taken out anyway, alive or in bits. There were also threats to imprison me for up to 25 years,” Kolesnikova said.’

    She was told there would be problems for her while she was held under guard or in jail.

    “The persons indicated (security officers) uttered threats to my life and health, which I took to be real,” she said.

    As I said earlier this week in the Resisting Arrest article: In a situation like this, run. Always meekly allowing yourself to be hauled away no matter the cause is a sucker’s gambit.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Yeah but this is the “Land-o-Beriya”. It can’t possibly happen here!

      • Festus' Mustache

        Legit LOL!

      • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

        David Cross is a raging asshole with a wife who barely qualifies as functionally retarded but, for a good five to seven year stretch or so of his career he was pretty damn funny.

  7. Count Potato

    “Hashimoto said the Tokyo Games must be held “at any cost” starting July 23. The 2020 Tokyo Games were initially set to begin this July but were delayed until next year because of the COVID-19 outbreak — a decision that cost the IOC about $800 million.”

    They never should have delayed them in the first place.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I was going to make a lacist joke about Hashimoto but Google is not my friend.

  8. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’ll be posting while sitting in my Zoom video conference on state mandated infectious disease control training, all four hours of it this morning. God help me.

    • Nephilium

      I’m glad it’s not me…

      /hits snooze on his mandatory “company goals” training

      • TARDIS

        That reminds me, I have diversity/inclusion training due by the end of the month. Oh good, I have 20 days left.

    • TARDIS

      What happens if you start giggling uncontrollably after viewing a funny link?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No worse than when I start masturbating because I’m insanely bored.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Just start stating corporate buzzwords and I’m sure that they will all jump on the masturbatory train with you. “Six Sigma! Paradigm Shift! Parallel Vortices in Quantum Computing! Inclusion and Diversity! Uuuuunnnnnggggghhhhh…” Meeting adjourned.

      • limey

        So if you smell smoke you want to ease it back a notch.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Not if you’re a “Friend of Jesse”.

    • Count Potato

      “state mandated infectious disease control training”

      Disease is caused by white people?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Short summary seems to be – follow the CDC guidelines but anything your governor tells you to do you have to do because FYTW.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Training is being given by two Type 2 diabetes candidates.

      • ZARDOZ

        GOOD….GOOD!

      • Festus' Mustache

        I love this place.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Gah! She’s too skinny even for this phat-phobe. She looks like one of those Amazonian fish that swim up your pee stream and into your urethra.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        But she’s reasonably attractive and rich.

      • TARDIS

        I would happily feed her sammiches until she fills out a bit.

      • AlexinCT

        Cock meat sammiches?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Yeah but fucking her would be like wrasslin’ with Grandma’s old timey clothes drying rack. She is pretty.

      • C. Anacreon

        You can never be too rich or too thin.

        /old Hamptons mantra

      • Cancelled

        The dog seems fond of the dude in the one picture, but horribly uncomfortable when she is hugging it…

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I don’t think you’re supposed to wear suede boots in a pool.

      • AlexinCT

        What do they identify as? Land whales?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Interesting, the plan became effective upon publication in a general circulation newspaper in Richmond.

      Guess everybody needs to read the Richmond Times-Dispatch in order to stay compliant with Governor Blackface’s edicts.

      • Cancelled

        Service by publication is the one aspect of legal process where the “It is [insert year here], why are we still doing things this way” argument makes sense. So of course it is the one aspect that hasn’t changed…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But of course…

      Economic Feasibility means the employer is financially able to undertake the
      measures necessary to comply with one or more requirements in this standard. The
      cost of corrective measures to be taken will not usually be considered as a factor in
      determining whether a violation of this standard has occurred . If an employer’s level
      of compliance lags significantly behind that of its industry, an employer’s claim of
      economic infeasibility will not be accepted.

      • invisible finger

        Ask them what makes them think any of this is Constitutional.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It doesn’t look like a lot of this shit is ever going away.

      The plexiglass fab guys are going to make a fortune on the register shields.

      • Nephilium

        Shit, someone has a patent pending on plexiglass shields on a suction cup brace to set up in bars (or at least they stamped it on their product). I hope for mass civil disobedience come Sunday, but I’m not optimistic it’ll happen.

      • Festus' Mustache

        I’m not hopeful. Most everyone just grumbles and goes about their day to day business. Mind you, everyone that I interact with has not been financially impacted by this charade. I’m waiting for the new 18th amendment. Then shit gets real.

      • Rhywun

        Jeez… don’t even joke about that, man.

      • Nephilium

        Speaking with bartenders, brewery employees (and owners), bar owners, and servers… they’re struggling. Mention to most that you’re not a fan of the bans, and get ready for a discussion with enough vitriol, anger, and rage that it would fit in here.

        At least some places seem to be aware that it’s all theater. One place I visited recently had on their webpage (as well as their app) that they were doing health screening on all visitors. The health screening was one person standing in an entrance tent holding a touchless thermometer. We didn’t see it even get vaguely waved at anyone as we walked through in a crowd.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Sounds like Security at a couple of open air concerts that I attended in Montreal back in 1979. Of course the Brasseries had the same rules for 14 year-old boys buying beer right next to the venue. Basically “You look like a person and you have two legs and I’ll gladly make this transaction!”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      A face covering is not intended to protect the wearer, but it may reduce the spread of virus from the wearer to others

      Emphasis not mine

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s a lot of justification going on for the pseudo-scientific claims like 6 foot separation reduces transmission.

      It’s going to be a long morning.

      • Festus' Mustache

        It’s going to be a long rest of our lives.

  9. TARDIS

    ZARDOZ should give brutals the gift of ammo, as well as guns. I want to go to the range, but it’s too expensive.

    • Animal

      Can confirm. I’m having a hard time getting Winchester AA trap loads right now. I mean, trap loads? What the hell?

      • Not Adahn

        Are trap loads gay?

      • DOOMco

        Nice.

      • Cancelled

        Well generally the balls do touch, so yes.

      • EvilSheldon

        *standing ovation*

      • Fourscore

        Reloaders, save those double A’s, one day you’ll be a wealthy (ier) man. Do club rules allow you to pick up your own hulls?

      • Animal

        They do, and I do.

      • Animal

        Also still waiting for someone to start making a decent 16 gauge trap load again.

      • Fourscore

        Is there even a 16 gauge trap gun made? May be European?

      • Animal

        Now? Once in a while Mikoru/Browning releases a run of 16 gauge Citoris, but no dedicated trap guns I’m aware of. The 16 really wasn’t ever popular for trap, that being mostly a 12-gauge game, but sixteens were popular for a while with women and small-framed shooters. My best buddy back home in Iowa recently picked up a really slick 16-gauge Model 12 Trap that was a factory custom order a guy put in for his wife; the gun even came with the original box, order paperwork and factory letter.

        Mrs. A uses exclusively sixteens, a Citori and an Ithaca Featherweight Model 37.

        I think the sixteen is still more popular in Europe than it is here.

      • Festus' Mustache

        “Hey Beavis! Animal just said the word clitoris!”

  10. The Late P Brooks

    IF THIS IS THE VANGUARD OF THE REVOLUTION, IT IS NO WONDER ZARDOZ HAZ DISAPPOINT

    No kidding. Those people couldn’t seize control of a kindergarten class picnic.

    • TARDIS

      True, but they should be sentenced to cleaning toilets at the city jail and local nursing homes for about 100 days.

      • invisible finger

        In Appalchia

    • Count Potato

      I wouldn’t dismiss them so easily. How tough does someone have to be to set a fire?

      • Suthenboy

        As I mentioned the rioters seem to be a mix of rich kids LARPing it and convicted violent felons. I imagine most of the real violence is committed by the felon contingent while the LARPers just run around squawking slogans and ‘being there’. For the LARPers it is what we used to call ‘A Happening’. Those types have always done this sort of nonsense.

        The other contingent – public employees, primarily teachers – I am not sure what side of the fence they are on activity wise. They are commies alright, but not sure how much violence they engage in.

      • invisible finger

        Brainwashing is violence.

  11. Rebel Scum

    IOC president Thomas Bach said his organization is committed to having a safe Games in 2021 but lots of planning lies ahead before the competitions can be staged.

    Wouldn’t want the healthiest people on the planet to catch a cold.

    • Agent Cooper

      Why would they have to lie about planning? Oh right, it’s the IOC.

  12. Tres Cool

    mornin’

    • juris imprudent

      Look at ol’ Tres here, sauntering in and offering pleasantries to ZARDOZ and all.

      Mornin’ – how’s the coffee and the weather?

  13. Suthenboy

    So far all of the rioters I have seen identified were either these types, idle rich LARPers or convicted felons. Huh, imagine that. Commie cockroaches are the same always and everywhere.

    Stolen from a guest last night on Tucker Carlson: “The liberals really are racists. They are the new KKK. In the past they hid behind hoods, now they hide behind their liberalism. White liberals can get away with the worst kinds of bigotry as long as they profess to be liberals.”

    That may not be an exact quote, but close.

    • juris imprudent

      U of M reintroducing segregation. How Faubus and Maddox must be laughing in hell.

      • DOOMco

        I think the sad part is half of the backlash is from the left, but they’re mad that the whites got an event.
        “How dare you make a KKK event”
        I thought it was jokes.

  14. Count Potato

    “As the former Vice President strove to discern a world that he has largely only known via television and the internet for the past three months, his speech was classic Biden nonsense and an exercise in blatant, if comical, hypocrisy. About President Trump, he said: “He may believe mouthing the words ‘law and order’ makes him strong, but his failure to call on his own supporters to stop acting as an armed militia in this country shows how weak he is.” Biden further charged that “this president long ago forfeited any moral leadership in this country. He can’t stop the violence—because for years he has fomented it … fires are burning and we have a president who fans the flames rather than fighting the flames.”

    Ah, the magic script: “fans the flames.” It was soon on the lips of every Democrat standing in front of a friendly mainstream media reporter.

    The uncanny Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), who still has the nerve to appear on political talk shows (even though his experience in that arena has offered little but half-baked Russia conspiracy theories) repeated this “insight” during an appearance on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “The president is willfully fanning the flames of this fire. They believe this is helpful to him,” Schiff parroted.”

    https://humanevents.com/2020/09/06/democrats-blame-trump-for-riots/

    • Suthenboy

      I listened to about 5 minutes of the Biden speech and with crinkled brow asked repeatedly….”What the hell is he talking about?”

      It was one huge exercise in projection. Every word of it.

      • Apples and Knives

        This actually makes me feel a little bit better. I’ve figured my malaise was due to lack of social contact during Covid, my parents getting awfully close to their final years, and my youngest finally passing the “easy to pick up and carry” stage. I’m glad to see it’s pretty universal around my age. I’m ready for the uptick!

      • Rhywun

        I’m ready for the uptick!

        …any time now.

      • Cancelled

        Yeah, I have to say my happiness has not increased over the past 3-5 years

      • robc

        My problem is I don’t know how to measure happiness.

      • Festus' Mustache

        You need a bigger measuring cup *Grandma advice*

      • AlexinCT

        I am not unhappy, therefore, I am fine.

      • TARDIS

        Several years ago, during a morning meeting with my boss and peers, one guy says he’s depressed. The boss asks why. He says, “My wife turned 50 yesterday. That’s right I’m married to an old lady.” I suggested he trade her in on two 25-year olds. He briefly pondered my suggestion, and said, “No thanks, I want to retire.” He’s retired now.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        CWAA

      • TARDIS

        I should have pointed out that it was all very tongue-in-cheek.

      • Mojeaux

        All over the world, all shades of happiness reach their lowest point shortly before the age of 50.

        Can confirm.

      • Tejicano

        “all shades of happiness reach their lowest point shortly before the age of 50.”

        I think that depends on when (or if) you started having kids.

        In my case we started having kids just as I was turning 50. At this point I’m not sure I can even define happiness.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    We have nothing to fear but fear itself

    Claiming that the country “could’ve lost 2.5 million” people if he had reacted differently to the virus, the president justified publicly downplaying the threat of the virus, saying he wanted to “show a calmness.”

    “I’m the leader of the country, I can’t be jumping up and down and scaring people,” he added. “I don’t want to scare people. I want people not to panic, and that’s exactly what I did.”

    The president insisting that he doesn’t want to “scare people” will come as news to many, considering that the entirety of his presidency and re-election campaign has consisted of striking fear into Americans.

    It’s noxious bullshit, all the way down.

    • Rebel Scum

      if he had reacted differently to the virus

      I am still unsure as to what the president is supposed to do. He did travel restrictions, which make sense (even if it may already be too late), and they called him racist.

  16. Rebel Scum

    That’s not how the chain of command works.

    In his new book on the Trump administration—titled, Rage—Woodward reveals the inner machinations and grumblings of former White House officials, like James Mattis and ex-Director ofnNational Intelligence Dan Coats. According to the book, which was widely excerpted by the Post on Wednesday, Mattis was particularly concerned about Trump’s leadership in 2017 during a standoff with North Korea over its missile tests:

    Mattis quietly went to Washington National Cathedral to pray about his concern for the nation’s fate under Trump’s command and, according to Woodward, told Coats, “There may come a time when we have to take collective action” since Trump is “dangerous. He’s unfit.”

    In a separate conversation recounted by Woodward, Mattis told Coats, “The president has no moral compass,” to which the director of national intelligence replied: “True. To him, a lie is not a lie. It’s just what he thinks. He doesn’t know the difference between the truth and a lie.”

    • CPRM

      And how did his play on that show down with North Korea work? Did I miss the war?

    • Rhywun

      “Rage”

      LOL, perfect

    • Suthenboy

      In a just world engaging in this kind of projection would get you instantly tased in the balls.

      By the way, how did that NK confrontation turn out?

    • juris imprudent

      Hmm, so Mattis told all of this to Woodward – is that what I’m supposed to believe?

      • AlexinCT

        Yup. You are expected to just bend over and take it….

    • Drake

      So the guy who quit because Trump wants to stop throwing away blood and treasure on foreign wars not in the interest of the United States – he’s going to lecture us about moral compasses?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        MOAR WAR

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

      • Count Potato

        The actor is 25, but still.

      • Rhywun

        *that’s the joke* 😛

    • Fourscore

      I went back to college at age 40, nothing happened, no coeds, no profs, nothing. May be it was just me. Read too many Penthouse letters maybe but damn… couldn’t catch a break…

    • PieInTheSky

      keep pushing what?

      • Count Potato

        pedo shit

      • TARDIS

        It’s not pedo if women do it.

        /proggie

      • PieInTheSky

        high-school is not really pedo though

      • invisible finger

        Maybe not in Europe or 19th century America.

      • Apples and Knives

        Charlie Chaplin approves this message.

      • Count Potato

        they are working their way towards kindergarten

      • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

        “Nowadays, we’ve got so many letters crammed into the whole ‘LGBTQETC+’ thing, nobody even notices if we slide a ‘P’ in there somewhere!”

        *shudder-chuckle*

      • Mojeaux

        17yo XX observed that the LGBT-plus crowd is a thoroughly toxic community. She’s so over inclusion. “You do you and leave me alone,” seems to be her attitude about it.

      • Cancelled

        Said the Ace to the Narcissist?

      • Mojeaux

        I don’t get it.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Mattis quietly went to Washington National Cathedral to pray about his concern for the nation’s fate under Trump’s command and, according to Woodward, told Coats, “There may come a time when we have to take collective action” since Trump is “dangerous. He’s unfit.”

    That’s some mighty thin ice.

    • Rhywun

      That line overloaded my bullshit meter.

      • Drake

        Trump’s ability to expose swamp creatures is like a superpower.

      • Tejicano

        1000% Ditto

    • EvilSheldon

      This worries me a lot. I don’t think that it’s possible to overestimate the pull that Mattis has with the military rank and file. He’s one of the very few people who could actually make ‘collective action’ happen.

      • Swiss Servator

        Mmmm. Nah.

        When you swing that far away from what you were, it vanishes in a puff….see GEN Petraeus for example.

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t recall any grunts building Copenhagen-and-RipIt shrines to General Petraeus, but I could have missed it…

        Anyway, I hope that you’re right.

      • Swiss Servator

        He was an absolute rock star in Iraq, when I was there for the surge. couple years later….nada.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^^THIS^^^^

      • Chipwooder

        Pretty much. Anecdotal and all, but based on my little circle of former jarheads, there is a lot of disillusionment with Mattis if he actually said that.

        Which, given Bob Woodward’s history, is anybody’s guess.

      • EvilSheldon

        Fair point.

        Still, I’m adding this to my poorly concealed inner core or rage-filled anxiety.

    • Viking1865

      “There may come a time when we have to take collective action”

      Bob fucking Woodward is giving a glowing, positive portrait of a general who contemplated a military coup.

      • The Last American Hero

        And didn’t report it in real time when it happened.

        I’m starting to think Watergate didn’t happen and all of his work is fiction.

      • Tejicano

        How do you do that? Read exactly what I was thinking before I even thought it?

  18. Rhywun

    Question: “busted” still implies “alleged”, right? Yeah, the little shits are probably all guilty, but on the off chance that one of them is really an austere protest scholar or something, I am not sure if I’m comfortable dragging them thru the tabloid mud yet.

    • Count Potato

      The press does it to poor folk all the time. Crimes are usually reported after they happen, not after the alleged is convicted.

      • Rhywun

        You’d think after Covington the press would be a little more hesitant about that.

      • invisible finger

        The press doesn’t think.

      • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

        Then how would we get those sweet, sweet, perp walks?

  19. straffinrun

    Zardoz! Excellent. Got a buddy who disagrees with this: it’s essential that a wife is 90% sure her husband isn’t a rapist.

    I’m willing to die on this hill. Advice?

    • ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN HILL DYING ONE. 100%!!! THE PENIS IS EVIL, ESPECIALLY WHEN FORCED!

      ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    • Nephilium

      Cleanse them both?

      What’s his percentage that he thinks she needs to be sure?

      • straffinrun

        The over/under is 50/50

    • EvilSheldon

      Is this one of those stupid thought experiments that boils down to, “You can never know anything 100%?”

      • straffinrun

        There’s a way that a wife would know 100% if her husband were a rapist.

      • AlexinCT

        He has given her some of that sweet love?

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, it could have been an unrelated rapist in a very good disguise of her husband.

      • EvilSheldon

        He has a penis?

    • Sean

      Dial 1-900-MIX-ALOT

    • limey

      For me, I think farting in the tub ceased to become amusing by about the age of 7.

    • Roland of Gilead

      Nope. Killer curves.

  20. Nephilium

    DOOM!

    All colleges need to lockdown and go virtual or people are going to DIE!

    • Rufus the Monocled

      I saw a stat that showed so far c. 11 300 of college students tested positive.

      ZERO hospitalizations.

    • DOOMco

      We should jail him!

    • Rhywun

      It’s inevitable.

      • straffinrun

        Absolutely. Reacting to the inevitable with outrage is a waste of time.

  21. Rufus the Monocled

    “Over 5,929,848 people have been tested for COVID-19 in Canada. This corresponds to a test rate of 157,754 per 1 million people. Of all people tested, 2.1% have been found to be positive.”

    This is what we’re panicking over.

    Cases represent .0016 of the population. That’s even with the headlines screaming 25% increase!

    There should be hell to pay.

    • Count Potato

      There are 5,929,848 people in Canada?

      • UnCivilServant

        Maybe they’re counting tests performed and not people.

      • The Last American Hero

        Yes, but 2 million fled the US after Bush got elected and 2 million more when Trump took office.

    • PieInTheSky

      just 15% of population? you need at least 90% twice to know

    • limey

      Is this a pro football thread?

      • Drake

        A cartoon that isn’t Bugs Bunny, so I’m out.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Yes

    • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

      Something to do with the old Jewish legend of the Golem? No idea.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There is no more worthy occupation than being at the leading edge of discrimination identification.

  22. PieInTheSky

    The chive replacement links started last Thursday with the black tape project and end this Thursday also with the black tape project, just the color of both the main model and the tape are different in this one and it is shorter. Also fewer shots of ass, so worse filmed

    THE BLACK TAPE PROJECT Swim AHF Beach 2018 SS 2019 Miami

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jv9qB7q9vA

  23. Rebel Scum

    Maybe you should sit this one out.

    Alyssa Milano
    @Alyssa_Milano

    The entire @GOP should be tried for treason.

    #TrumpKnewVoteBlue

    • Swiss Servator

      Might be hard to try 60+ million people. Might run out of courtrooms.

      • Tundra

        Not if you organized them in outdoor spaces, let’s call them ‘camps’. And since they wouldn’t be in the camps if they hadn’t done anything wrong, judgement becomes a formality. Then all that’s left is the punishment phase.

        I’m sure Alyssa has a solution of some sort…

      • DOOMco

        Do you think there’ll be any revisions, or is that the final plan?

      • Viking1865

        Alyssa Milano, She Wolf of the Soziale Gerechtigkeit Korps.

      • juris imprudent

        Finally, a role adequate to her talents.

      • The Last American Hero

        Now now, Embrace of the Vampire and Poison Ivy 3 were up to her talents.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Absolutely

      • Count Potato

        That was Poison Ivy 2

        The third one was with Jaime Pressly.

      • Drake

        Stalin and Mao racked up those kinds of numbers.

      • AlexinCT

        These new commies want to break those records…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Isn’t she adorable? A statement like is devoid of consequences but it’s a step away from calling for executions.

    • Rhywun

      Catchy slogan.

    • Suthenboy

      Because they…..?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        exist?

    • Cancelled

      Meh, I have found myself muttering about wanting a world without Democrats a lot lately. When anger turns to hatred you think evil things. I think the moral desensitization that comes from the rage caused by the endless propaganda is one of the most dangerous things going on. It is instructive to ask yourself honestly whether you find it harder to recognize the humanity of those with whom you disagree now than a year ago. I know I do.

  24. Tundra

    Good morning Zardoz!

    I hope the harvest goes really well.

    Regarding the VANGUARD, what the fuck were they doing with the umbrellas?

    My give-a-fuck meter pegged hard left on the Olympics story. Maybe this is a good time to stick a fork in the games and find something more interesting to do. Like ‘protester’ hunting.

    Musical link inspired by Zardoz’s lynx!

    Grab today by the balls and give it hell, people!

    • Rhywun

      Maybe this is a good time to stick a fork in the games and find something more interesting to do.

      My God, the butt-hurt would be epic.

      “________ has been training for this moment xer entire life” x1000

    • The Last American Hero

      They just need to fix it.

      Ninja Warrior > Gymnastics

      Worlds Strongest Man > Powerlifting

      Cage fighting > olympic boxing

      • CPRM

        Ninja Warrior > Gymnastics

        Gymkata or GTFO!

      • Rhywun

        Age-restricted.

        WTF?

      • CPRM

        You’re too old for awesome gay action movies grandpa!

    • Mojeaux

      Grab today by the balls and give it hell, people!

      Nil carborundum illegitimi!

    • Fifth Knight of the Derp Table

      No, homophobic.

    • TARDIS

      I wish they would have shat.

    • Apples and Knives

      That’s hilarious. And I assume it works on the same principle as painted cattle guards?

    • Swiss Servator

      “resist capitalism”

      So…. “steal from us!”?

    • Mojeaux

      The internet assures me that Lululemon products are worth the price because they last forever.

      • Tundra

        They make excellent quality stuff. It is durable as hell.

        But my wife prefers Athleta.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Why so many patterns? No one needs more than…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The commietards are right about this one thing. It’s the acme of cynicism for these overpriced brands to spout off about “resisting capitalism.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Was it Barr who had the ultimate say so on whether or not to prosecute that douchebag? Good move there lardass.

    • CPRM

      So, is he saying he’s black-mailing Trump? Or that this stuff is so dangerous, but like he totally told his Canadian girlfriend he’d never tell anyone? If he has the dirt, then lets see it. #WhereIsThePeeTapeTomArnold!?

    • Tulip

      So why isn’t he making those things public? He doesn’t think Trump is competent, so doesn’t he have a duty to reveal those things?

    • straffinrun

      You know what else smacked of being baked in a problematic cake?

      • juris imprudent

        Who said it was raining?

      • Apples and Knives

        Baby Jesus?

      • Agent Cooper

        The stripper that suffocated at my uncle’s bachelor party?

      • AlexinCT

        Was her nose covered in coke dust?

    • Suthenboy

      Uh huh. I bet it’s in a safe with Arnold’s pee tape and Schiff’s definitive proof of Russian collusion.
      BTW whatever happened to the LA Times tape of Obama yuk’n it up with Palestinian terrorists?

  25. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I find all of the unnecessary capitalization early in the morning to be very triggering. Zardoz should go to sensitivity training before he gets himself in trouble with HR.

    • Cancelled

      Uh, Stinky you are begging for a visit from the exterminators here.

      • prolefeed

        Zardoz is the entirety of their HR department.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    What this country needs is more inchoate panicstricken shrieking

    The 190,000 American families who lost loved ones and could never say goodbye, the millions of unemployed, the business owners who went bust, a generation of kids who haven’t been in class for months and everyone else self-distanced from their regular lives now face the same question: How different would things have been had the President done his job properly?

    ——-

    The President’s refusal to inform his nation of a building threat and instinct to keep comparing the disease to the flu as late as the end of March — when he knew it was a lie — show he flunked his date with destiny.

    Instead of true leadership, Trump consistently put his own political goals — including shielding the strong economy he needed to win reelection — ahead of the advice of his public health experts. He undermined science by pursuing discredited therapies like hydroxychloroquine. As recently as this past week, he mocked journalists and his election opponent, Joe Biden, who wear the masks that scientists say are critical to saving tens of thousands more from dying. Trump also urged sympathetic governors to open their states’ economies before the virus was under control, unleashing a Sun Belt outbreak that didn’t need to be so bad.

    Now tell us precisely what President Herself would have done differently. Especially the part about how she would have kept all those people from losing their jobs, or going bankrupt, or being deprived of an education.

    Tell us what magic spell she would have conjured up to keep the plague at bay.

    • Swiss Servator

      … it involves the Elder Gods.

      /SF

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’d have a point if the entirety of the rest of the fucking world hadn’t gone through and done the same thing (minus Sweden of course).

      • invisible finger

        Sweden had people die of Cootie-19, too.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Oh, and hydroxychloroquine works if used correctly you moron.

    • EvilSheldon

      Well, Herself would have ignored it, and told all her buddies in the media to ignore it. And because the media exists to slobber all over Hillary’s ovipositor, CoV-SARS-2 would have ended up a minor footnote in a minor medical journal somewhere.

      Maybe. Or maybe shrieking panic turns her on more than a functioning society. Who knows?

      • Festus' Mustache

        “ovipositor” is the secret pass-word. Welcome, Friend!

      • EvilSheldon

        Oh no. What horrible cult have I joined this time?

    • juris imprudent

      Tell us what magic spell she would have conjured up to keep the plague at bay.

      Oh lord, now I fear that SF will give us that answer (in graphic detail) in a H&H Extended Universe.

      • SugarFree

        The seizures that generate my visions only show this timeline, fortunately.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      What does he mean by ‘had he done his job properly’?

      Collinson is such a fricken douche.

      • prolefeed

        If Trump “had done his job properly”, the federal government would be on a vector to employ about 10% to 20% of the people it currently does, and he would have instructed his AG to prosecute, for Bill of Rights violations, any state or local official who did lockdowns or business shutdowns or mandatory masking. And held the governor of South Dakota as a role model for said officials to follow. And made her his VP choice.

        I suspect the person above holds a different interpretation.

    • Rhywun

      This is one of the most shameless about-faces I’ve ever seen.

    • Suthenboy

      It’s like the CDC never issued a report saying that only 6% of the so-called cootie deaths were from the cooties and in the other 94% the cooties were a comorbidity.

      • TARDIS

        It is my understanding that if you go to the hospital because of CCP Virus symptoms, then get pneumonia and die, it is still a valid CoVid death. This compares to regular flu deaths as well.

      • Cancelled

        That report actually said 6% were from Covid alone, the other 94% involved comorbidities. It is every bit as disingenuous to read that as saying those 94% were not Covid deaths as it is to read it as saying the deaths were exclusively Covid deaths. The truth is almost certainly found in between those claims.

      • prolefeed

        This. The approximate truth is to be found by calculating excess total deaths over recent past years for the given time period. Which, not only is no public official doing, but that number does not even appear to be on any internet search I’ve done.

    • Rebel Scum

      Nothing in that screed is accurate.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Serves this little pathogen-spreading bastard right.

    As it turned out, he was scheduled that day for remote learning.

    Therefore, reportedly, Maverick Stow was suspended.

    Have you considered the possibility that 2020 is simply the most lucid dream of your life? Maybe it’s just me. Moving on…

    Speaking to WABC, the 17-year-old explained why he attended in-person classes on the first day of school:

    “I was going to school like students should be going to school.”

    The guy does his own thing, for better or worse — he showed up the morning of the 8th to kick in the school year, but his teacher sent him to the principal’s office.

    He was asked to leave the property, to which he replied, “Well, no, I think I need to go class. This is during class time.”

    So he went back to the classroom — and carried on for the next several hours.

    At the end of the day, staff told him he was suspended for five days.

    Probably better for him to avoid public “education” going forward anyway.

    • invisible finger

      Suspended for going to school.

      Times like this I wish C-19 was killing people by the billions.

    • Count Potato

      All schools should be open.

      • Tundra

        All schools should be open privatized.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Needs to be uprooted, root and twig. Start over.

      • Count Potato

        Fine, give me back my property taxes.

  28. PieInTheSky

    Amazon says it has added retired four-star Army general Keith Alexander to its board of directors. Alexander also previously ran the NSA — the National Security Agency.

    https://twitter.com/DelRey/status/1303794662474493952

    Amazon is lizardpeople. You heard it first here

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If you’re trusting enough to use Alexa now would be the time to rethink your decision.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Who wouldn’t trust a four star General? You hate America! Get ‘im!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The last trustworthy general we had was Eisenhower.

      • CPRM

        When ever I find myself getting paranoid about someone listening in on my devices I realize all they’ll here is lots of farting, typing and beer cans being opened and I get a calm out of that. (I do not have any ‘smart devices’, because I’m smart, so my devices don’t need to be)

      • Cancelled

        Alexa Alexander. Pass me the tinfoil Ma, I think I need to add a layer.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They want those sweet sweet government data center contracts.

      • The Last American Hero

        ding ding ding

    • DOOMco

      Remember when everyone laughed when libertarians said they were reading our emails?

      • Nephilium

        Remember the cypherpunks?

        /begin PGP public key:

  29. Festus' Mustache

    Ha ha! The uber supervisor filled in on the night shift tonight and kept the floor workers going right to the stroke of Midnight. Most of the supervisory crew let them off the leash about ten or twenty minutes early. Not him. He’s a true Company Man! Wanna know what he was doing while he was making his crew engage in pointless busy work? Yes indeed, that cunte was upstairs taking a dump. I know because I needed the facilities at the same time. CWAA!

    • PieInTheSky

      Are there whips and drums keeping rhythm?

      • Festus' Mustache

        No. Just an imperious little asshole flexing his power boner. I’ve mentioned him before. He has motivational posters hanging on his office walls. He sorta resembles a duck so whenever i see him I always have the theme from this – https://youtu.be/CMU2NwaaXEA running through my head. He’s so insincere.

  30. Sensei

    So this is one of the most popular things on HBO right now.

    The Thrills and Horrors of HBO’s “Class Action Park”

    My co-workers and I were talking about this and how we all used to go there when we were younger. Even in the 1980s we all knew this place was crazy stupid, but that’s what it made it so special.

    • Drake

      Before my time in NJ but I’ve heard many people talk about the place. Opie and Anthony used to talk about it too. People used to calibrate their risk very differently not that long ago.

      • Ozymandias

        When I was a kid, we used to go at least once or twice a season every year – drive several hundred miles from Rhode Island to go to action park. Man, they had some crazy shit there.

      • Sensei

        That’s some dedication right there!

    • Festus' Mustache

      Well, Yeah…

  31. UnCivilServant

    *sigh*

    I’m staring at this damn RFP and the words simply are not registering in my brain anymore.

    We’ve been quibbling over the minutest verbiage since March.

    • Festus' Mustache

      I find it hard to believe that you didn’t recognize the reference to the “Bonfire of the Vanities” earlier. I am dissapoint 😉

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah. What about “You Can Never Go Home Again?”

      • Cancelled

        UCS lacks The Right Stuff. It makes him not A Man In Full.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I once spent 18 months on a software proposal for my employer. Then they decided it was too expensive and canned the whole thing.

    • Drake

      I used to work for a Director who had no patience for that crap. One time we all drove over a vendor for a big meeting. About half-way through the agenda, he declared that we were within the hourly rate of the people in the room – so we are done. Then he got up and walked out.

    • Rhywun

      That’s what you get for taking time off.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Bomb-making factories have a habit of exploding. Just ask The Weather Underground.

    • Drake

      Fire Hamas and hire Hezbollah? Or is it the other way around? I never could keep track of the difference.

  32. Count Potato

    “Trump and Republicans downplayed the deadly threat of the #coronavirus. Moscow Mitch decided to take a ‘pause’ rather than help the American people with a strategic plan.

    Don’t be misled. Their failure and denial are costing lives.”

    https://twitter.com/TeamPelosi/status/1303741581539913730

    No, you were wasting time making special impeachment signing pens and telling everyone to make out with random Chinese people.

    • DOOMco

      I’m confused, didn’t Trump try to close the borders to prevent covid?
      And we all had to hear about how racist that was?
      Now It’s just Trump that didn’t ring panic bells?!

      I can’t care any less.

      • Festus' Mustache

        You have a baby. Sometimes they throw shit at the wall but most of them grow out of that stage.

      • Cancelled

        Only if you actually teach your baby. It does not happen magically.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Appreciate the effort but that web-site is poison so far as my ad-blocker is concerned.

      • Festus' Mustache

        *HAT TIP*

    • PieInTheSky

      You never been to no Hawaii

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “Our entire response has been hampered by the mixed messaging that President Trump has had,” said Dr. Leana Wen, former Baltimore health commissioner and a CNN medical analyst.

    “And now we know that this mixed messaging is not just wrong, it’s deliberately misleading. And that’s extremely distressing,” Wen told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. “I think about all of the patients I’ve treated who have lost their lives or who have recovered but have long-term effects because of Covid-19.”
    William Haseltine, one of America’s most respected health care professionals, who is now chairman and president of ACCESS Health International, a global health nonprofit, laid a devastating charge about the cost of Trump’s negligence.

    How many people could have been saved out of the 190,000 who have died? My guess is 180,000 of those,” he told Blitzer. “We have killed 180,000 of our fellow Americans because we have not been honest with the truth. We have not planned, and even today we’re ignoring the threat that lies ahead.”

    Did it hurt when you pulled that number out of your model ass? Now tell us exactly how you would have saved them. What, specifically, would you have done?

    What an utterly preposterous claim. And people wonder why I don’t take any of these “health professionals” seriously.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, there’s no way. A cursory perusal of the death rates around the world reveals that lie. Maybe with hydroxychloroquine it would have been better but they don’t want us to use that for some delusional reason.

    • EvilSheldon

      The entire concept of ‘public health’ is a morass of bullshit and nonsense. But it does give guaranteed employment to a whole legion of Phds who are too dumb and lazy to make it as practicing physicians.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ??

        A raging hard-on for telling other people what to do is a prerequisite.

        There’s a reason Bloomberg funded an entire school of public health.

      • BakedPenguin

        We’re all on the Road to Wellville, now.

      • Festus' Mustache

        “Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought that I would get a chub-on while watching some green tits with my wife sitting right beside me on the sofa but here goes…”

      • Gustave Lytton

        If there is a legion of PhDs, there’s legions of MPHs also soaking up the grift.

    • Viking1865

      COVID is somehow simultaneously the most deadly pandemic to hit the world in centuries, and also something that is super easily defeated if only OrangeManBad had not been in office. m

      • Rebel Scum

        Never mind the fact that the federal* government is not supposed to engage in a national response to everything under the sun.

        *But these people don’t know what this means.

    • CPRM

      What, specifically, would you have done?

      Especially as a president who’s any action is seen as wrong and evil by half the population just because he’s the one who did it. I don’t like the guy, but these people have been driven are insane.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If he had instituted strict measures early he would have been reimpeached. Just look at how they received the China travel ban.

    • Suthenboy

      Didn’t Fruitcake Faucci say that there was no difference between what he and other ‘experts’ told Trump and what Trump told the public?

      What the fuck are these slimy liars talking about? These are the same people that were screeching about Trump cutting off travel. from China and encouraging people to find random Chinamen on the street and hug them.
      They really are lunatics.

      • Chipwooder

        And, since they want to get their knickers in a twist about Trump supposedly lying, it was their beloved Fauci who lied through his teeth about masks early on.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Everything against OrangeMan, nothing for OrangeMan.”

  34. PieInTheSky

    As I revealed on @TuckerCarlson
    last night: West Point military academy is now requiring cadets to read “Critical Race Theory: An Introduction” and “A Critical Introduction to Queer Theory” in one of its leadership courses.

    This does nothing to protect our nation.

    https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1303721978314985472

    It will protect the nation if attacked with the gay bomb

    • Rufus the Monocled

      WHO requires this? Did WP get infected with SJW?

      • PieInTheSky

        I blame Jocko Willink myself

      • Chipwooder

        Is that the guy from the old Energizer batteries commercials?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The entire military, thanks to Barry.

      • Tejicano

        Yup. As somebody who first entered the US military in 1976 and ended up retiring from it in 2018 (with a long break in the middle) I can tell you that the level of wokeness that was forced into the military during Obama’s term was extreme.

      • AlexinCT

        He made sure the top brass was loyal to him and the left, weaponizing them like he weaponized the bureaucracy Now sinking us all. So now these fuckers can’t fie example fight a ship and keep running into other ones because the woke training requirements cut into actually training them to be Marines, Sailors, Soldiers, or Airmen.

        The left sees the military as just another social justice program, which is why they thought it was cool to force tax payers to foot the bill for people that joined the military just to demand they cater to whatever pet peeve they have, regardless of how that impacts their ability to do the real job of the military (break shit and kill people that want to do that to you, for those not educated on what the military is supposed to be for).

    • Festus' Mustache

      That’s because they are trying to steal our Essence.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      GOA McArthur encouraged cadets to play football (the non-fairy kind) to promote teamwork and toughness. Now we inject a philosophy that promotes whining and devisiveness. This on the Generals acting like spineless college administrators.

    • Drake

      Just like tossing a woman in an infantry unit – it destroys morale. It actively damages these future officers’ ability to lead in combat, but does prepare them for a successful career of navigating their way up the command structure in the swamp.

    • Rebel Scum

      Leftism will destroy the armed forces.

      • Drake

        That have made a lot of progress already. A real war against a real military would expose all the damage that’s been done.

        Given were we are headed, not sure if I should be happy or sad about it.

      • juris imprudent

        You can’t lay all the blame on the Left for what ails our military – it is just the frosting on the cake. The rot started post-WWII in the career management practices pulled straight from corporate bureaucracy.

      • Cancelled

        Any organized military is necessarily a bureaucracy, and subject to the same ills and evils of any bureaucracy. The requirements for advancement within the organization, and of the organization within the society, will inevitably diverge from the requirements of the purpose of the organization.

        It is an iron law.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        It is a pretty well documented fact that in time of war the real combat leaders find their way into command postions. Even Stalin had to promote demonstrablly competent leaders that may have been found counter-revolutionaries in 1930’s Russia.

      • Cancelled

        In a time of a serious war that the political leadership needs to win, with a military subject to civilian control that is true. You can clean up a bureaucracy from outside if you are on top, but it will start experiencing the divergence as soon as you stop the external control of promotion (or those in that external control stop prioritizing the goal over the politics).

      • dbleagle

        Your point is true for pre-Vietnam. The military made it a point to NOT promote proven combat leaders ahead of others. After over a decade at war their were plenty of Colonels and Sergeants Major (even some Generals) with no time in Iraq or Afghanistan.

      • juris imprudent

        It certainly is hard to square the military that won WWII with what it has become since then. I suppose it has simply followed the trajectory of the country at large. Even stranger to think how Marshall and Taylor were roughly contemporaries.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Red-pilled?

    People in Connecticut are furious with the decision to cancel high school football.

    In a video tweeted late Wednesday by Dave Briggs, parents, players and coaches in the state were protesting the decision to cancel the 2020 football season and chanting “Let us play” at the state capitol in Hartford.

    • PieInTheSky

      there is high school football in Connecticut

      • Nephilium

        There’s high school football all through the great United States.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      This is what infuriates me. These people probably support masks and lockdowns but somehow never gave it a moment’s thought that that MEANT.

      Now they got touched by id directly and personally and they march on Hartford. IDIOTS, you should have done that with the lockdowns.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Better that people wake up late than never.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I find it somewhat reassuring. People are getting a taste of what their betters intend for them and they don’t like it.

      • TARDIS

        I actually find it sad that with everything that has happened, HS football is the final straw. HS football? The nation’s children have been getting brainwashed for generations and parents just shrugged, but this… this must not stand.

      • Tejicano

        I’m reserving any sense of relief until I see either torches and pitchforks or a freaking Red Wave (not a RINO/GOP surge but an honest turning back the BS) from the grass roots over the next couple years.

      • Rhywun

        Football is the last straw for a lot of people.

        Similarly, I think wokening the shit out of foorball is going to backfire in a way that the wokening of every other sport hasn’t quite achieved yet.

      • Nephilium

        That’s why I’m hoping for some civil disobedience come Sunday. It’ll be entertaining watching the same media and police who said that the BLM “peaceful protests” were important and no risk to spread COVID say that the people (I hope) illegally tailgating are all going to die.

        I’m also hoping to find a bar that’s ignoring as many restrictions as they can to watch the games in.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    And, of course, that odious homunculus Collinson lets that sail right past him without bothering to ask, “How? How would you have saved those people? What would you have done differently? What specific steps would you have taken? And what would have been the ancillary effects of your response?”

    • Suthenboy

      The only sensible course of action would have been to protect the vulnerable population (old and/or sick) and let everyone else go about their lives. Protect means spell out very clearly what they should do to reduce chances of catching the commie cooties and strongly advise them to follow those measures.
      So far everything they have done are crimes committed by the state and it did jack-shit.

  37. Rufus the Monocled

    From the NYP article: “It really invigorated me. I feel like my generation is finally coming into its moment,” Sragovich told the outlet at the time. “Unfortunately, that power comes from the fact we’re the ones being hunted and killed.”

    What have we done to the kids?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It must be difficult to live with that level of paranoia.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s not paranoia: it’s stupidity and lack of any base in reality. Fucking people that think their latte order being off is a global crisis.

    • PieInTheSky

      What have we done to the kids? – not me you are the one involved in education

    • straffinrun

      That “we’re being hunted” shtick is really amazing in it’s audacity. Trust me, they’ll know when they are being hunted.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Having the media, the whole of academia and corporate world bend to your every infantile whims is a weird way of being oppressed and hunted.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      While camping last weekend I had a 26 year old tell me that we are living in a dictatorship. She couldn’t back it up with any examples when I asked her.

  38. Rufus the Monocled

    “Claire has always had a profound respect for nature and enjoys hiking, photographing these hikes, and trying to get other people excited about our wonderful planet!” her modeling profile gushes.

    “She believes beauty can be found everywhere and in everybody, if you just look around.”

    As she punched a Nazi and threw a brick threw a black owned business. ‘There’s beauty in destruction!’

    • Rufus the Monocled

      “Greg penned the comic book series “The Old Guard,” which he then adapted for a Netflix film of the same name — and co-created the “Stumptown” comic series that ABC optioned into a TV show last year.”

      Is Stumptown one of those woke shows?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I tried to watch it. It was painful.

      • Not Adahn

        The Old Guard wasn’t bad, just unoriginal.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Just a timekiller like 90% of Netflix.

  39. straffinrun

    This shit isn’t going to end for a while, gliberinos. Keep your minds in the right place and be happy that this is the war you got to fight.

    • PieInTheSky

      Keep your minds in the right place – I am trying to drink less whisky

      • Rebel Scum

        And more wine?

    • Tejicano

      Yo Straff! Is tomorrow still OK with you??

      • straffinrun

        Yep. Should be good.

    • Suthenboy

      That is the way to look at it….as bad as it may get, and I think it inevitably will get bad no matter who wins the election, it will be the only war since WWII that really matters.
      It will definitely be one worth fighting as it will determine the state of liberty in this country for generations to come.

      • straffinrun

        The beat goes on. Just make sure you’re the drummer.

    • Idle Hands

      It’s going to end soon because it will be forced too. People don’t seem to understand that’s it’s going to be worse before it gets better, the bills about to come due.

  40. PieInTheSky

    John Belushi documentary to open Chicago Film Festival, online and at the Pilsen drive-in

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/michael-phillips/ct-mov-belushi-chi-festival-0909-20200909-nk7uqwq3hnb6vl3ogylc5mgba4-story.html

    Fifteen years in development, the new Showtime documentary “Belushi,” a portrait of comic whirlwind and legendary Second City and “Saturday Night Live” alum John Belushi, opens this year’s hybrid edition of the Chicago International Film Festival Oct. 14.

    It’s billed as a world premiere, with director R.J. Cutler’s documentary screening two different ways: at the outdoor ChiTownMovies drive-in theater in Pilsen (2343 S. Throop St.), along with a virtual, live-streaming option.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Does it come with a complimentary speedball?

      • invisible finger

        Or at least a box of little chocolate donuts.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Game over, man

    Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday that allegations about President Donald Trump, which are detailed in an upcoming book by journalist Bob Woodward, would not only cause Trump to lose the upcoming presidential election, but the GOP to lose control of the Senate as well.

    In Woodward’s book, Rage, which is scheduled to be released on September 15, President Trump is alleged to have played down the threat of the coronavirus since the beginning of the pandemic. Trump also allegedly expressed his dislike for Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Kamala Harris and New York Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Pelosi told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell that Trump’s overall attitude towards other people would cause him to be voted out in November.

    “I’m really excited about Joe Biden,” Pelosi said. “I think he’s going to be a great president. I never saw any hatred coming from Kamala Harris, and neither did the president. But he’s always projecting his negative attitudes onto the other people.”

    We have thrown an army of hit men at him. This is the kill shot, for sure.

    • Suthenboy

      Is she under the impression that Trump supporters will be swayed by that drivel? The only woman more hated by Trump supporters than Harris and Ocasio-Cortez is Nancy Pelosi.
      What a maroon.

      • prolefeed

        “But he’s always projecting his negative attitudes onto the other people.”

        That’s meta derp, a projectionist projecting by claiming someone else is projecting.

      • Raven Nation

        Even if it were true, I doubt Trump supporters (as opposed to people who might hold their nose and vote for Trump), will change their votes.

    • Gender Traitor

      Woodward’s book isn’t being published by an evul corporashun, is it??

      • juris imprudent

        With nasty, nasty profits and everything!

    • Rhywun

      “I’m really excited about Joe Biden,”

      ?

    • prolefeed

      “I’m really excited about Joe Biden,” Pelosi said. “I think he’s going to be a great president. I never saw any hatred coming from Kamala Harris, and neither did the president. But he’s always projecting his negative attitudes onto the other people.”

      She said, projecting.

    • Raven Nation

      Here’s how the BBC previewed the story: “The remark is contained in a book by the journalist Bob Woodward, who broke the Watergate scandal.”

      • R C Dean

        As near as I can tell, Mattis’s musings about having to replace the President is hearsay in the book. it could have been easily confirmed by just asking Mattis, but I don’t see in the excerpt that he confirmed it.

        So, swampy as Mattis may be, grain of salt. Of course, if he didn’t say it, its on him to deny it now. If he doesn’t, I’ll take that as confirmation.

      • juris imprudent

        There is little doubt that Mattis has a low view of Trump; whether this is specifically accurate is another question. I doubt that Mattis cares terribly about it, or that he would throw any kind of lifeline to the president.

    • Rebel Scum

      alleged to have played down the threat of the coronavirus since the beginning of the pandemic.

      Better to create a panic before we even know what we are dealing with only to find out that it is relatively innocuous.

      Trump also allegedly expressed his dislike for Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Kamala Harris and New York Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

      I, too, have great disdain for both. ///CancelRS

      I think he’s going to be a great president.

      Because he will be Pelosi’s Puppet.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They forgot a line.

      “Proofreading is for pussies”

    • Apples and Knives

      “Kindnes is Everything”

      Spelling is Patriarchy

  42. prolefeed

    All over the world, all shades of happiness reach their lowest point shortly before the age of 50.

    That seems roughly correct for me. That was shortly before the point I left my future ex, let my hair and beard grow, started fucking a lot of curvaceous and amply melanined women, and then met the future Mrs. Prolefeed.

    • Chipwooder

      so what you’re saying is I’ve got about 6 more downhill years and then things start to perk up?

  43. prolefeed

    Got a buddy who disagrees with this: it’s essential that a wife is 90% sure her husband isn’t a rapist.

    Trying to parse this. Is he saying that, at a minimum, one’s wife should think there is a less than 10% chance she’s married to a rapist, so she doesn’t worry TOO much?

    Or is he saying that the wife worrying that there is exactly a 10% chance of her husband being a rapist, is the optimal amount of worrying?

    Or is he saying that, if one is a rapist, a husband should hope that his wife only has a minor, vague sense of unease, rather than being nearly certain she’s currently married to a rapist?

    • straffinrun

      Think about it. If you were a wife, what would you want?

      • CPRM

        To be a lesbian?

      • straffinrun

        You’ve always got that axe wound to grind.

      • AlexinCT

        I am insulted. Us lesbians trapped in men’s body feel othered!

    • Suthenboy

      I dont think we have enough info yet to solve much of anything about Jupiter.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    I actually find it sad that with everything that has happened, HS football is the final straw. HS football? The nation’s children have been getting brainwashed for generations and parents just shrugged, but this… this must not stand.

    *rattles locked gate*

    “Whaddaya mean, the circus has been cancelled!? Get a rope, boys, we’re goin’ to the capitol.”

    • Tundra

      I listened while I was walking. It was a really good interview. Wilson is a smart dude with monster balls.

      He should check IDs from now on, though…

      He had some good thoughts on the future of firearms and how the efforts of the state are ultimately futile.

      Recommended.

    • Idle Hands

      maybe quanon is right?

    • PieInTheSky

      see now that is pedo. Also old news…

    • CPRM

      What if I were to tell you that the dance teacher who taught those girls was an anti-mask Trump supporter? Would that change your opinion?

      • Count Potato

        No.

      • Tulip

        No

      • Cancelled

        Nope. My opinion wouldn’t change if I found out the teacher was my best friend. The teacher is scum, as is pretty much everyone associated with this.

    • straffinrun

      Netflix=Ghislaineflix.

      • Rhywun

        L. O. L.

      • Sean

        Nice

      • TARDIS

        Burn!

    • Rhywun

      There is a reason this went ahead. See if you can spot it.

      The plot revolves around a traditional Senegalese Muslim girl who is caught between two contrasting sides, traditional values and Internet culture, while also discussing hypersexualization of pre-adolescent girls.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    “I’m really excited about Joe Biden,”

    She’s excited about Biden because she plans to stick her hand up his ass and use him as a puppet to bring forth her vision of America.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    What are the odds?

    Ceteris paribus, except for a President Generic Democrat in the White House, CNN et al would be trumpeting our brave victory over the plague, because instead of the originally modelled 2.5 million dead, we have successfully kept our casualties to the low, low number of 190k.

    SCIENCE has prevailed.

    • Suthenboy

      You mean 6% of 190K, right?

      • R C Dean

        I’ve heard epidemiologists refer to it as a “harvesting event” that mostly takes the infirm who would die soon anyway.

        As noted above, the real death toll will be best approximated with some analysis of excess deaths. Death data lags by about three months. I think a decent period for calculating excess deaths from the ‘Vid is calendar year 2020, so we can’t really find out until March or April of next year.

        This is a nasty bug in some populations. I think the excess deaths number will be 40-60K, based on no analysis at all. Most people who die of any infectious disease die with comorbities. Often, the disease itself opens the door for comorbidities – for many people who die of flu (and the ‘Vid), the immediate cause of death is pneumonia, but they wouldn’t have gotten pneumonia if they hadn’t had the flu (or the ‘Vid). Its not as straighforward as only counting a death as caused by an infectious disease when that disease is the sole medical problem.

        Excess deaths data washes out much of the noise around the question of “how many people died because of a pandemic”. There’s still a fair amount of analysis to be done with the raw data, but I think its the best way to get to an answer.

      • Drake

        Minus the 30% who would have survived with HCL.

  47. CPRM

    #TrumpLiedPeopleDied is trending on twitter, I was wondering when that old gem would come back #smartpower

  48. Count Potato

    Is everyone excited about Eagles vs. Football Team on Sunday?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Someone explain to me how more air movement inside a room causes suspended droplets to fall out of the air faster.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Gilmore’d

        Where is our previously resident disc jockey/male fashion adviser anyway?

      • Count Potato

        I haven’t seen him here in ages.

      • Not Adahn

        He was part of the Great Cosmo Exodus.

      • Count Potato

        That’s something that happened?

      • Not Adahn

        Look around.

      • Cancelled

        ll ll ll
        v v v

        Droplets

        _________________

        like so

      • Not Adahn

        “Turbulent flow” clean rooms. Increase the air turnover rate sufficiently and the dwell time is decreased, even if the flow in non-laminar.

      • Cancelled

        Pfft, I’d rather be funny than correct.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Turnover rate” would seem to imply air changes. That’s not what they’re saying/

      • Rebel Scum

        I would think droplets could move farther outdoors in a breeze.

    • CPRM

      Football Team’s QB #1 had an overrated rookie season, but they finally gave up using the washed up ex white extremist team RB #1 who is past his prime, but Team Owner isn’t very good. I don’t think they’ll get the oblong spheroid ball past the scoring demarcation line very much.

      • Agent Cooper

        Dumb joke:

        “What’s your favorite genre of movie?”

        “Cowboys and Football Team.”

    • Idle Hands

      I don’t see how Washington Football Team wins 6 games this year.

      • Viking1865

        They are firmly on track for the 1st overall pick.

      • Gdragon

        I wouldn’t hold a Jaguar’s beer because it sounds dangerous but they’re asking 😉

  49. Count Potato

    “These pictures cry out for change. CA has invested more in wildfire prevention than any time in our history. Enacted bold climate policies. But it’s not enough.

    We must do more. We need action at EVERY level. CA cannot do this alone.

    Climate change is REAL.

    So please — VOTE.”

    https://twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1303884781659144192

    CWAA

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Controlled burns and fuel reduction programs not included.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Acceptance of wildfire as a natural cycle and not cramming people into warrens as well.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Democrats have held all 8 California state offices since 2010, the full state legislature since 1996 and currently a ¾ supermajority of both chambers of the legislature. They also control most major local governments in the state. Where does the buck stop?https://t.co/kNVTZ4LI9m— Kevin Dayton (@DaytonPubPolicy) September 10, 2020

      And they are on recess for the rest of the year.

      • KSuellington

        Well at least they are on recess. Thank god.

        It is not possible for me to feel more loathing towards Greasy Gav. California has for decades reduced controlled burns. A fraction of acreage gets purposefully burned in this state compared to Florida, a right to burn state. This has been decades in the making. It has nothing to do with your precious fucking Global Warming you fucking Getty puppet cokehead shitbag.

    • R C Dean

      CA has invested more in wildfire prevention than any time in our history

      Begs two questions:

      (1) What counts as an investment in wildfire prevention?

      (2) Was that a smart investment?

    • invisible finger

      If Newsom is still drawing breath, then he isn’t serious about climate change.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Beware Fare Jumpers! Looks like the transit pigs are on the ball!

  50. Not Adahn

    So, that youtube link of the nice rack last night: To be clear, she was mixing mayonnaise into the eggs before making an omelet?

    • Tejicano

      Yup. That was mayonnaise.

    • Cancelled

      Glad I missed this abomination.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Repost please. For science.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Captivating for some strange reason

      • Sensei

        On the plus side – no sugar!

    • CPRM

      Mixing egg and oil with egg!?!?! Not my jam, but meh.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Winning friends and influencing people

    New York Rep. Max Rose castigated Bill de Blasio, a fellow Democrat, as the worst mayor in New York City history in a seconds-long ad released Wednesday.

    “Bill de Blasio is the worst mayor in the history of New York City,” the Staten Island Democrat says in the 15-second spot.

    “That’s it, guys,” he adds after a brief pause. “That’s the whole ad.”

    Okay.

    • Animal

      Well, he’s not wrong.

      • Cancelled

        I dunno, “worst mayor of NY” is a very tough competition.

      • Chipwooder

        My great-grandfather apparently hated Abe Beame with some serious intensity. Mom has said that, in the ’70s, he had a little joke he liked to tell: “Did you hear that they condemned Gracie Mansion? Yeah, they found a bum Beame in it!”

      • Rhywun

        Right?!

        LaGuardia was one of OG progs, Lindsay spent like a drunken sailor, Beame presided over the inevitable result when the economy nearly tanked, and Guiliani’s and Bloomberg’s faults have been discussed at length in recent years, but none of those clowns were the insufferable, hypocritical, lazy, Marxist prick that Deblasio is.

    • CPRM

      No cigarette drag or creepy smile? I am dissapoint.

    • Rhywun

      That is my district. This guy has been running a series of tuff-gai ads attacking his opponent, but this is a new effort I haven’t seen on TV yet. I guess he’s angling for the “least worst Democrat in NYC” vote.

  52. Count Potato

    “One of the things I’m hearing over and over is people telling me their therapist will shame them for feeling politically homeless or voting for Trump AND FUCK THAT. What’s the point of going to therapy if you have to self-censor. Fire them.”

    https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy/status/1303572120945844224

    This is like doctors asking about guns.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      “Did you ever think that your mental health would improve if you deleted Twitter and threw your TV in the trash?”

      /actual effective therapist

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Feminist psychotherapy is a thing. It teaches that the therapist is to shame men and tell women that they are helpless victims. Super helpful for those with depression that think that they are terrible and there is nothing they can do to chang their circumstances.

    • B.P.

      Top response:

      “I remember the good old days when therapists just tried to get into their patients’ pants.”

  53. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “I am always of the opinion that the more documentation and paperwork I provide, the more prepared I am.”

    Spoken like a true bureaucrat.

  54. straffinrun

    That’s it. After years of trying, I’ve failed and been convinced by superior arguments. I’m marching into my handler’s office first thing in the morning and telling him I no longer want to be a Fed.

    • Cancelled

      Are you going to use your real identity while you deliver your ultimatum, or are you going to rely on your supremacy?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We all knew.

      Just sayin’

  55. Suthenboy

    For some reason I can’t load any of the tweeter links. Did I get kicked off finally?

    • Count Potato

      Try logging off and clearing cookies.

  56. Festus' Mustache

    Checking out. I’ve stayed rather long and impaired my plans for today. Stay golden, Pony-Boys (and mythical girls).

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Bonne nuit, mustachioed one!

  57. robc

    Finally saw the Dune trailer. They have the visuals. The actors are much closer to the right age (although still too old, but much better than the 1980s version). It may suck, but it looks like it has a chance to be okay. We shall see.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Looks promising.

      But it won’t meet any inclusion requirements for an Oscar.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m a fan of Navid Negahban. He would have fit in well.

      • Rhywun

        Expecting exactly this was my second thought.

    • Idle Hands

      villenueve is awesome. I don’t thin I’ve seen a single film he’s done that wasn’t solid visually along with a solid story. I think it’s in great hand

      • robc

        The story is already solid. The key is to not fuck it up moving it to a new medium. Dont get cute.

      • Not Adahn

        The story is extremely non-visual. And one of the very few series set in a dystopian tyranny where you’re supposed to sympathize with the ruling family.

        Not that I don’t love the books, mind you.

      • robc

        And the protagonist is, although more so in the second book, more anti-hero than hero.

      • Sensei

        Well most of the books…

      • Not Adahn

        It’s a pity Herbert died before he could finish the second trilogy.

      • Cancelled

        It is not like Herbert didn’t steal it from the Koran in the first place.

      • robc

        The OCB stole from a bunch of works.

      • Cancelled

        No, I mean the plot of the first trilogy, not the OCB. The first trilogy is not all that loosely based around the rise of Islam.

    • CPRM

      Never read Dune and never watched the 80s movie, I’m not a fan of David Lynch. But I have known of Dune for a long time, and at some time in 90s I remember seeing a copy at my grandparent’s house next to my Grandpa’s chair. Looking back I can see he was mayhaps a ‘closet nerd’. Outwardly a semi driving, bull wrangling farmer, but seeing as my ‘closet nerd’ dad watched Star Trek TOS when it aired when he was 11, I’m guessing his dad also watched that to.

      • robc

        I cannot recommend it enough. It is easily my most read novel. Although “I’m a Ballerina” is rapidly catching up.

      • Not Adahn

        ^This. I also notice something new every time I read them.

    • robc

      Kyle MacLachlan and Sean Young were 25 in 1984.

      Timothee Chalomet and Zendaya are 25 and 24 in 2020.

      But, Chalomet, at least, looks like he can pull off a Hollywood teenager.

      I guess they couldn’t find any young looking 19 year olds to handle the roles.

      • Cancelled

        They couldn’t find any seers either. Pretending to be other people with other traits is called acting. People worry too much about adherence to the book. Either a movie works as a movie or it doesn’t but it will never be the same experience as the book it is based on.

      • Not Adahn

        Chani looks pretty effing young in the trailer.

      • robc

        Yes, I was surprised when I looked up the ages. Kyle and Sean just looked out of place trying to play YOUNG teenagers (Sting too). I think this time around looks good enough for suspension of disbelief.

    • robc

      I have found a flaw, at least on imdb. No listing for Princess Irulan in the cast. WTF? How can you cut her out?

      Answering my own question, no listing for the Emperor or Feyd, so this isnt covering the whole book. Two or three movies? I am even more excited now. Although I still don’t know how you don’t have Irulan, she has to do the opening voice over!

      • Not Adahn

        I read it was going to be two movies, and there is talk of a TV series centered on the ongoing adventures of the Bene Gesserit.

      • Not Adahn

        This guy has been doing videos about the development of the movie since it was a rumor,

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve watched some of his stuff. He’s a totally committed nerd.

    • Rhywun

      The actors are much closer to the right age

      That was my first thought

      • robc

        I was wrong, but they LOOK much closer.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, I can’t believe Kyle was only 25 then. He looked much older. Maybe a sign of the times – lots of people looked kind of shitty on film back then.

  58. Scruffy Nerfherder

    We’ve reached nosepicking stage on the four hour Zoom class as people forget they’re on video.

    • Rhywun

      People have their video active for four-hour meetings?!

      I thought it was weird at a job interview last week when I was the only one showing video.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s because you were actually being screened for illegal medical experiments.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Refugee

    John Sykes, a 50-year resident, managed to flee with his car and some clothes, but he watched the town burn from about a mile away.

    “The school is gone, the fire department’s gone, the bar’s gone, the laundromat’s gone, the general store’s gone,” Sykes told the Sacramento Bee, adding, “I’ll never go back. … I never want to see California again.”

    Do us a favor, and move to Connecticut. It’s already fucked.

    • invisible finger

      ““The school is gone, the fire department’s gone, the bar’s gone, the laundromat’s gone, the general store’s gone,” Sykes told the Sacramento Bee, adding, “I’ll never go back. … I never want to see California again.””

      The devastation was fine when it was Antifa doing it. Happening naturally though is a cause for concern.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Surf or die

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Washington Gov. Jay Inslee placed the blame squarely on climate change and promised “steps to defeat” the impact of global warming.

    “We are not going to surrender the future of this state to climate change,” he said. “We are stronger, smarter and more resilient than that.” And I’ll be thinking of these fires and the communities they’re impacting when we take our next steps to defeat climate change.

    Quick, convert the state’s entire fleet of fire trucks to electric. That’ll save you.

    • Gustave Lytton

      That’s Gold Five level dedication to messaging.

    • Rhywun

      Enjoy the rolling blackouts, Washington.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    Lies, damned lies, and public health models

    South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has dismissed a report suggesting the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally was a “superspreading event” for COVID-19 that cost billions of dollars in health costs.

    Researchers from the Center for Health Economics and Policy Studies at San Diego State University in California claimed event, which attracted nearly 500,000 visitors, may have resulted in 266,796 new coronavirus cases—nearly 20 percent of the 1.4 million new cases of COVID-19 recorded in the U.S. between August 2 and September 2.

    The annual event, which ran from August 7 to August 17, did not enforce social distancing guidelines and the wearing of masks in the was were not mandatory. Photographs show large crowds spilling out into the streets from Sturgis’ bars, with an outdoor concert by the band Smash Mouth also taking place at the rally.

    The study described how the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally saw many of “worst-case scenarios” for superspreading occurring simultaneously.

    ——-

    “We’re never going to be able to contact trace every single person from Sturgis,” Andrew Friedson, one of four authors of the study, told the Sioux Falls Argus Leader.

    “So if we want a good-faith estimate using, at the moment, the accepted statistical techniques … this is the best number we’re going to get in my opinion.”

    The review has since been dismissed by Gov. Noem, who backed the event to go ahead amid the outbreak as it provides a major economic boost to the state

    “This report isn’t science. It’s fiction,” Noem tweeted.

    “Under the guise of academic research, it’s nothing short of an attack on those who exercised their personal freedom to attend Sturgis

    “Predictably, some in the media breathlessly report on this non-peer-reviewed model, built on incredibly faulty assumptions that do not reflect the actual facts and data.

    Noem added: “At one point, academic modeling also told us that South Dakota would have 10,000 COVID patients in the hospital at our peak. Today, we have less than 70.

    “I look forward to good journalists, credible academics, and honest citizens repudiating this nonsense.”

    They are so desperate to “prove” her wrong, they’ll promote any lie, no matter how fantastic.

    • B.P.

      There seems to be absolutely zero proofreading going on at major publications anymore.

  62. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve heard epidemiologists refer to it as a “harvesting event” that mostly takes the infirm who would die soon anyway.

    As noted above, the real death toll will be best approximated with some analysis of excess deaths. Death data lags by about three months. I think a decent period for calculating excess deaths from the ‘Vid is calendar year 2020, so we can’t really find out until March or April of next year.

    I think it’s safe to assume there were a lot of deaths “pulled forward” by this. Maybe next year’s numbers will be surprisingly light, in isolation.

    That Atlas guy talks about excess deaths, and the press treat him like some sort of mental case.

  63. Sensei

    Wife / girlfriend says time to put my beloved classic car up for sale.

    1973 Mazda RX2 – $28,000 (Firm Tumwater)

    Results in a car I’d love to have, but not at this price…