A New Era in Afternoon Links…The Swiss Era!

by | Oct 5, 2020 | Daily Links | 389 comments

…at least around here you would.

Monday just got better! OK, maybe not. But it will now have Swiss Links in the Afternoon. Ah, the future looks bright! Of course, any given day,  we can call for relief from the bullpen – the cryptid bullpen. Trust me, you don’t want to be down there, warming them up…

*shudder*

So, Links. Yes, here they are:

  • This is getting worse. I knew it would. *sigh*
  • Imagine a ruler swatting you in the back of the head, forever.
  • They just need to hire STEVE SMITH as the Riot Dispersal Squad.

 

Stop playing “Riiiiiicola!”

Comments await!

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

389 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    Second place is first loser.

    • Swiss Servator

      I am mulling over very strict rules on commenting…

      oh, who the heck am I kidding.

      • Endless Mike

        Sorry, my comment wouldn’t have been as funny if I had posted it as a reply – it needed the 2. next to it.

      • Bill (Door) Baggins (a Skellington)

        Check out this guy (Swiss). He’s got a case of the Cuomos.

      • Swiss Servator

        “You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair diktats, rules, and regulations.”

  2. Endless Mike

    First Loser!

  3. Ted S.

    Imagine a ruler swatting you in the back of the head, forever.

    Maybe you should have gotten an essential job, Swiss.

  4. Count Potato

    “Seattle police arrested 16 people Saturday night for property destruction, assault, failure to disperse, and rendering criminal assistance after a protest.”

    Then let them back out again?

    • Swiss Servator

      It’s not like the DA was going to actually follow up and charge anyone.

      I wonder if someone attacked a ADA, would the cop respond?

      • Count Potato

        I don’t know, but I’m surprised there haven’t been more antifa killed by police.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wouldn’t, anti-dentite that I am.

    • Not Adahn

      Were they noble rioters for racial equity, or evil white supremacists?

    • EvilSheldon

      STEVE SMITH DISPERSE RIOT! STEVE SMITH LIKE RIOTS, BECAUSE IT MORE ROMANTIC BY FIRELIGHT!

      • hayeksplosives

        I had to log in just to “like” this.

  5. Rebel Scum

    Schools in Brooklyn and Queens neighborhoods experiencing COVID-19 outbreaks will again be closed for in-person classes starting Tuesday — but businesses will remain open for now, Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced Monday.

    His majesty is most gracious and generous.

    • Swiss Servator

      “We’ll just shut down all those Jewish schools…the businesses, later.”

      • Count Potato

        “The emphasis on the Orthodox communities rankled many of their members, even as civic and religious leaders acknowledged the dangers posed by the new outbreak and urged compliance with guidelines.

        ‘People are very turned off and very burned out,’ said Yosef Hershkop, a Hasidic Jew from Brooklyn who works for a chain of urgent-care centers. ‘It’s not like we’re the only people in New York getting COVID.’

        The announcement of de Blasio’s plan was made on Sunday – the second day of Judaism’s Sukkot holiday when Orthodox Jews would not be using telephones or computers and thus wouldn’t have heard the news until sundown.

        ‘Announcing this in the middle of a Jewish holiday shows City Hall’s incompetence and lack of sensitivity towards the Jewish Community,’ tweeted Daniel Rosenthal, a state Assembly member from Queens.

        Many say they are already straining to balance rituals and traditions centered on communal gatherings with health rules.

        Rabbis and civic groups are trying to curtail the new outbreak.

        Last week, Agudath Israel of America, an Orthodox Jewish umbrella organization, worked with the Boro Park Jewish Community Council to distribute 400,000 masks.

        The Jewish Voice newspaper is urging compliance with health guidelines such as mask wearing and social distancing. However, its publisher, David Ben Hooren, said many Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn and Queens believe they have been unfairly targeted with stringent restrictions that aren’t being enforced elsewhere.”

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8807391/Cuomo-orders-schools-New-York-City-hotspot-zipcodes-close.html

      • Hyperion

        If they wouldn’t take their silly religion so seriously that they don’t realize the state is actually God, we wouldn’t have to single them out. The beating are going to start and continue until moral improves.

      • Hyperion

        morale. I keep doing that for some reason..

      • UnCivilServant

        Because we’re beset by immorality.

      • Rhywun

        Maybe stop having large families and talking at each other all the time, huh guys?

        /Bill

      • C. Anacreon

        Yosef Hershkop, also known by his stage name, “the Hasidic Yakov Smirnoff”.

      • Tonio

        Disproportionate effect, yo.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Disparate Impact!!!!!!”

  6. Shpip

    Schools in Brooklyn and Queens neighborhoods experiencing COVID-19 outbreaks will again be closed for in-person classes starting Tuesday — but businesses will remain open for now, Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced Monday.

    Do (((they))) send their kids to the government schools? And if not, does Fredo have any say in what the private schools do?

    • Swiss Servator

      When you rule by decree, of course you can shut down private….anything.

      • Rhywun

        Yes, he said he is closing private schools, too.

    • Sean

      And if not, does Fredo have any say in what the private schools do?

      LOL. You funny.

    • DEG

      I thought Fredo is Chris Cuomo?

      • Not Adahn

        He was. Is. I first heard it used in reference to Chris, but Andy got so wound up about it that people started using it on him. Of course, his daddy claimed that the mafia did not exist and was a racist myth used to keep the Italian people down. And IIRC, Andy claims he’s never watched any of the Godfather movies.

      • Hyperion

        Andy is Cuomomafioso.

      • BakedPenguin

        They’re both vying for the coveted title.

    • Caput Lupinum

      (((They))) are largely privately educated, at least among the orthodox communities. If the private schools are closed, many will just go to school elsewhere, notably Philadelphia. My girlfriend is a teacher at a private orthodox (((school))), and maybe half of the girls are from the Philly area, with maybe a third from NYC.

      • l0b0t

        Yep. SiL’s kids all got shipped off to (((boarding schools))) in CT because the Brooklyn (and later Miami Beach) yeshivas they were attending disregard the study of mathematics and the natural sciences to focus instead on Torah memorization.

      • PBRstreetgang

        I’m right outside Philadelphia in an Orthodox-heavy community and I thought it was my imagination that there were e a lot more Orthodox kids than even a year ago, but now I’m thinking maybe there are actually a bunch more. It does seem like every house that sells is being bought by an Orthodox family.

      • Caput Lupinum

        Definitely not your imagination, enrollment is up in all of the (((schools))). You’re in Bala Cynwyd if I remember correctly, so you’re going to see a lot more orthodox kids around the neighborhood.

      • PBRstreetgang

        Good memory, I am in Bala Cynwyd. You’re right, I am seeing more and more Orthodox kids and it sounds like that number is only going to go up.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s not a bad thing.

  7. banginglc1

    But it will now have Swiss Links in the Afternoon.

    So Brett’s meth habit finally got the best of him?

    • Swiss Servator

      He has some really big marketing opportunities for MethGator.

      • Hyperion

        MethGator

        I’m stealing that.

      • Not Adahn

        You’d best not. Brett has a suspiciously successful record of defending his trademarks.

      • Swiss Servator

        Infringers tend to not come back from helicopter rides or desert visits…

      • banginglc1

        I thought it was air boat ride in Florida?

  8. Rebel Scum

    So now that you have first hand experience of how it ain’t that bad we can stop all the Covid theater, right? RIGHT?

    Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam acknowledged Monday that he felt “mild cold-like symptoms” and lost his sense of smell over the weekend as he continues to work in isolation at the Executive Mansion after contracting COVID-19.

    Gov. Northam and first lady Pamela Northam tested positive for the novel coronavirus on Sept. 24, according to the governor’s office. Alongside his dog, Pearl, the governor gave another update Monday on their condition and what he’s working on.

    “Pam and I continue to make good progress. Over the weekend, I developed some mild cold-like symptoms. Lost my sense of smell,” Northam said in a video shared on social media. “But, otherwise we are doing well and staying in good spirits.”

    • Endless Mike

      Weird that he got the Rona – we all know how much Northam LOVES masks…

      • DEG

        It’s all those people that don’t listen to their betters.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      So he was at a Trump rally? Weird.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nope. Now that our gracious leaders are getting it they will lockdown harder so you don’t have to have the sniffles and a headache.

      Also, how dare he remain in the governor’s mansion with a deadly and communicable disease…right Jennifer Rubin?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I know of a particular 74 y/o that got out right as rain after a few days. Granted he had particularlly good health care and was able to, allegedly, get some experimental protocols not available to us plebs.

      Of course the next queston is, provided this is what actually happened and not some sort of fake news circular reporting loop, why is this treatment/protcol available to the general population?

      Hint: It starts with a F and ends with a DA.

  9. OBJ FRANKELSON

    At least the Soviets were able to knock Azerbaijan’s and Armania’s collective heads together and get them to stop offing each other (occasionaly).

    • Swiss Servator

      “We will repress you harder than you could each other!”

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Omlet… Egss ect.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Erdoğan kicks a pebble and dejectedly says, “We were the ones who were suppose to kill Armenians.”

  10. Lord Humungus

    I know Imgur doesn’t work for everyone but here is a pic of our new retired racing greyhound, Aggie

    alernative link

    She had over 120 races, 20-something first place finishes and a whole bunch of second place runs.

    • EvilSheldon

      Isn’t she a cutie!

    • DEG

      Cutie!

    • kinnath

      We picked up a pair of sheltie puppies this weekend.

    • Not Adahn

      d’awww!

    • KibbledKristen

      Oooooh! Babs has competition!

    • l0b0t

      Such a pretty girl.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Beautiful!

    • Tonio

      Cute pooch.

      Also, welcome back. I missed your return.

    • Ted S.

      Some people’s imgur links (but not everybody’s) don’t work for me on Firefox or Opera (on Linux Mint), but do on Chrome. Anyone have any idea what’s going on?

      Pretty dog, by the way.

    • Sean

      Cute dog.

    • BakedPenguin

      Wow. Skinny ripped, and apparently a good ‘place’ bet.

    • slumbrew

      Adorbs!

      And I too missed your return – I’m pleased you’re back.

    • Tulip

      What a sweetie? Is she roaching yet?

      • Lord Humungus

        If you mean legs up like a dead spider, then yes!

      • Tulip

        Good! That means she feels comfortable with you.

    • Mad Scientist

      It amazes me how fast those dogs can run, and yet they much prefer to spend their time lounging on the couch.

      Glad to see you back, Ayatollah of Rock-N-Rolla.

      • Lord Humungus

        She is lazy – only interested in walks, food, pooping. and mostly napping. An occasional roughhouse play but then she it tuckered out. And she loves meeting people. Not a good guard dog though.

      • Tulip

        No. She might inadvertently trip a burglar, but she won’t bark or anything.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Lovely! Our dog is, of course, as slow as a school bus.

      And thank Yahweh I have someone back who knows the difference between a 6BG6 and a 12B4.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        One’s got twice the filament voltage of the other. Right? Eh? Am I right?  ;-)

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought they were base-17 memory addresses.

      • Lord Humungus

        One is for shooting, one is for fun.

  11. KibbledKristen

    I expect Didier Cuche and Fabian Cancellara pics aplenty.

    *EDITOR NOTE*
    You mean like these?

    • KibbledKristen

      Sneaky editor!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Is that pronounced “Did yer coochie”?

      • KibbledKristen

        I wish!

        (did I write that out loud)

    • Not Adahn

      …Radio Shack?

    • Count Potato

      Radio Shack is still a thing?

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes. Mostly as a licenced name.

      • Tonio

        Mostly online. There are some stores that still carry some of their products, notably HobbyTown stores.

      • C. Anacreon

        Forget about it, Tonio.
        It’s HobbyTown.

      • Hyperion

        Yes, if you ever feel the need to give your phone number out for the privilege of paying $30 for a 6 inch USB cable, they are there for you.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I laughed because it’s true

      • DEG

        My Radio Shack scientific calculator that I bought in the early 90s is not only still a thing, but works as well as the day I bought.

      • Fourscore

        “works as well as the day I bought.”

        Can’t get it fixed?

    • Mojeaux

      Didier Cuche

      That sounds naughty.

    • Rhywun

      *woof*

  12. DEG

    Thanks to Brett for all the links he’s put together. His last set of links was a long dead thread when I saw it.

    The United States, Russia and France jointly chair a group under the auspices of the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) to mediate in the crisis. The three powers condemned the escalation of violence in and around Nagorno-Karabakh and called for a ceasefire, the OSCE said.

    I hope the USA’s involvement does not go beyond talk.

    “I would not send my child to a school in a hot-spot cluster,” Cuomo continued with respect to the school closures. “I am not going to recommend or allow any New York City family to send their child to a school that I wouldn’t send my child.”

    Now do public schools in general.

    The crowd shattered windows and threw explosives into a coffee shop in the 1600 block of East Olive Way, SPD reports.

    See? Mostly peaceful.

    • leon

      “I would not send my child to a school in a hot-spot cluster,” Cuomo continued with respect to the school closures. “I am not going to recommend

      Thats fine, recommend away.

      or allow any New York City family to send their child to a school that I wouldn’t send my child.”

      Asshole.

    • db

      “I’m not going to allow any New York City family to make informed decisions about their own health and that of their children. What is this, the 1980s?”

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Clown show

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention revised its coronavirus guidance Monday, acknowledging that it can sometimes spread through airborne particles that can “linger in the air for minutes to hours” and among people who are more than six feet apart.

    The CDC cited published reports that demonstrated “limited, uncommon circumstances where people with COVID-19 infected others who were more than 6 feet away or shortly after the COVID-19-positive person left an area.”

    ——-

    The updated guidance comes after the agency mistakenly posted a revision last month that said the virus could spread through aerosols, small droplets that can linger in the air. The guidance was quickly removed from the CDC’s website because it was just “a draft version of proposed changes,” the agency said.

    To what degree the coronavirus can spread through airborne particles has been a contentious debate among scientists for months. Some epidemiologists have charged that the World Health Organization as well as federal regulatory agencies in many countries have been slow to accept that the virus can spread by air. It’s a debate that could have implications for the importance of air filtration in reopening businesses and schools.

    Spend millions to re-open your doors? Seems fair.

    After all, this is a disease impervious to gravity which can turn you into a newt.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I got better!

    • R C Dean

      It’s a debate that could have implications for the importance of air filtration in reopening businesses and schools the validity of masking, social distancing and lockdown orders, as these measures were based on droplet, not airborne, transmission.

      These people just can’t help themselves. No matter what facts emerge, they all support more bigger government mandates.

      • C. Anacreon

        And it was probably that mask you’re wearing that aerosolized your droplets into lasting aloft in the air. Without a mask, any droplets you’d emitted would have remained large and heavy, and fallen safely to the ground.

  14. grrizzly

    To give you an idea about the relationship between Armenia and Nagorno-Karabakh, Robert Kocharyan was President of Nagorno-Karabakh before he was appointed Prime Minister of Armenia and later elected President of Armenia. But officially Armenia has not annexed Nagorno-Karabakh.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Like we already have?

    Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden has dropped a “national mask mandate” from his platform but instead proposed a “guidance” on Saturday.

    Speaking to the Amalgamated Transit Union (ATU), Biden went through a litany of changes he would implement, including ordering his Department of Transportation to create a “nationwide mask guidance”:

    “We have to make sure you get all the PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) you need. You need it for job safety and for our safety to be able to continue to transport people,” Biden said.

    “We need a nationwide mask guidance so that no one gets on a public transportation unit without a mask,” he said.

    Biden did not distinguish the difference between a “mandate” and “guidance.”

    • leon

      No, by guidance, he means like Cuomo means by “Recommendation”. They won’t allow you to not follow the guidance.

      • Mad Scientist

        Hey, you can’t be allowed to think for yourself. Joe Biden doesn’t, so why should you be able to?

    • db

      It’s a tax.

      • C. Anacreon

        A penalmask.

  16. Timeloose

    “The crowd shattered windows and threw explosives into a coffee shop in the 1600 block of East Olive Way, SPD reports.”

    I’m assuming explosives is not more than a bottle rocket or Chinese fire cracker. Because if someone is stupid enough to throw actual explosives like M80’s or larger in a place of business they need to be stopped and arrested . The hearing loss alone inside a building would be substantial.

    • Hyperion

      Peaceful protesting. Makes all the difference.

      • Timeloose

        I feel safer already….Thanks

    • Count Potato

      Wasn’t the Boston bombing pressure cooker just filled with fireworks stuff?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      They have been known to use those mortar launched jobs that are only a step or two below the commercial jobs that you see at full blown 4th of July shows. An M80 being toss around wouldn’t suprise me at at all with these psychopaths.

    • R C Dean

      I’m assuming its more than a firecracker or bottle rocket, because I’ve seen liberal use of “fireworks”at these riots that were way beyond what you can get at a roadside stand.

  17. LCDR_Fish

    Random question after reading Animal’s great post today (will probably look at one of those C&Rs in the future) – and finishing re-reading REAMDE last week.

    The book mentions a tactical holster for the Makarov that releases the pistol downwards and chambers a round at the same time as you push it through the holster. Don’t suppose those would be legal in the US and whether they’re available online or for any non-Makarov pistols?

    • UnCivilServant

      That holster sounds like a great way to develop Glock leg.

    • Caput Lupinum

      They are legal, as far as I can tell. No one else uses a system like that though. Everyone else is content to chamber a round before holstering.

    • Sean

      Hard pass.

      Carry a gun with a round chambered. Pick the safety system you’re most comfortable with.

      • blackjack

        I keep all six rounds chambered and don’t use any safety.

    • Trolleric the Goth

      if you want to see it demonstrated, InRange TV just did a video about it recently.

      seems like it was to get around a dumb Soviet law and that was it.

    • EvilSheldon

      They are perfectly legal, and some EFA-2K holsters (or knock-offs) tend to float around the secondary gun market. Keep an eye on eBay and Gunbroker.

      Don’t actually carry one. They’re a stupid idea poorly executed.

      • peachy rex

        So, perfect for 2020?

      • LCDR_Fish

        Thanks for the notes. The character in the book does make similar comments – but it’s his personal preference.

        I was thinking more about the downwards drawing motion too for a thigh holster (but I think it gives both options) – never tried that – in the navy on watchstanding we just used locking thigh holsters.

  18. Lord Humungus

    As you may have seen via EF, I quit my job of the past 19 years. Now I wish I had done it a whole lot sooner!

    Long story short – our entire windows network was taken out by a virus. We’re working 12+ hours a day just trying to get everything operational. Lots of stress, lots of short tempers. I had an raging headache after a week of that.

    My boss – who has been on the job for less than two years – says: “No one can leave today until these tasks are completed.” With my name all over the place even though I was bringing up everything that I could as fast as possible.

    And then he decides that I have to report to someone else – the most incompetent and least technical member our department. Saying to me: “This is not a demotion.”

    LH: “Sounds like one to me. I’m going home.”

    • banginglc1

      Living off the sugar momma now? That’ my dream.

      • banginglc1

        More seriously, my condolences on the crappy work situation and unexpected departure. Glad you seem happier because of it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m glad you’re no longer carrying that stress.

      So you know what you’ll be doing now?

      • Lord Humungus

        Nothing! EF said to take some time to detox and no rush to getting a new job.

        She’s doing quite well financially now.

      • TARDis

        Congrats and welcome back to the both of youse.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        Having an FOF (Fuck Off Fund) is a very useful thing. The spousal unit and I agreed many years ago to build one, and any time either of us in the intervening years was having a struggle with work, the other would just say “You have the FOF, don’t be scared to use it.” Simply knowing that it was available really reduced stress levels for us — we had a sense of control that helped us keep level heads.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      The power of being in the position to tell them to fuck off is really nice.

      Sounds like a shit situation, and I’m glad you got out of it. Best wishes finding the next job! Sounds like you’ll be in high demand given your area of work and experience level.

      • Tonio

        ^This.

    • Lord Humungus

      Hard to put into words the hows and whys of this walkout- I was planning to leave in March but then the COVID hit, killing the job market. And then I was going to quit for my 50th birthday but heyyyy I really want to buy that new Bronco so I put it off again.

      But when this Russian virus hit the servers and the way we were being treated by the IT director, EF gave me her blessing that I could leave whenever I wanted.

      Bonus: today the VP of operations calls me, begging to come back. I said yes, provided it’s contract only and I report to him instead of the IT director. We shall see how that goes in the world of office politics. Now I just have to figure out what kind of $$$ to ask for my hourly rate.

      • one true athena

        OOH nice to be wanted, that’s for sure. Make ’em pay!

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Now I just have to figure out what kind of $$$ to ask for my hourly rate.

        What’s the rule of thumb with consultants engaging a desperate company? Something like “think of a really big number and then double it”?

      • Lord Humungus

        I honestly don’t know! Lawyer rate? I’ll have to ask my retired consultant friend.

      • Ted S.

        I thought the trick with lawyers wasn’t to have a high hourly rate, but to have a ridiculous number of billable hours. You’re doing it wrong if you have fewer than 24 billable hours a day.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I thought the trick with lawyers wasn’t to have a high hourly rate, but to have a ridiculous number of billable hours.

        I thought the trick was to have both?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        ^^ they billed me out at $250/hour when I walked in the door (no law degree, no relevant experience). They also got pissy when I tried to bill like an ethical person. Y’know, not billing the 6 minute increments when I was getting coffee.

      • Translucent Chum

        Glad to see you back! You can enjoy the fall splendor without a mask now that Whitmer got slapped down. Maybe we can do a podcast on the Lions’ success. It should only take about 30 seconds a year.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        So, Whitmer’s diktats are no longer legal, but the court gave a 21-day grace period for them. What, legally, does that actually mean?

      • Ted S.

        It means “Fuck you, that’s what”.

      • R C Dean

        She’s also said that even after the 21 days runs, they will remain in force.

      • Surly Knott

        Baseline is double what your salary works out to as an hourly rate. Add $25/hour (or more) that a contracting/consulting company would be skimming as their take.
        Then it goes up from there, depending on a variety of factors, not least of which is how badly you want it to hurt. Also a factor is how you feel about continuing the contract once you get things settled down.
        Consider the flinch factor — in a sense, you’ve hit the mark if they flinch but agree, although that’s more useful for salary negotiations.
        But they’ve already proved that they are not your friend, will not hesitate to treat by you poorly, and want you quite badly.

    • RAHeinlein

      LH: Sorry to hear about the job stresses, but sounds as though you are in a good place. Take care, and happy to see you and EF posting!

    • Brett L

      Good to see you in the comments, buddy. Moron boss, does he have pointy hair? Because that’s a total Dilbert move.

    • Not Adahn

      our entire windows network was taken out by a virus.

      If only Trump had listened to the science about COVID-19!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Welcome back. Hope the job stuff works out and you give them a good SMITHING.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        I was gonna say “Roger ’em hard,” but, eh, close enough, I guess.

    • Count Potato

      Good to see you back.

    • DEG

      Sorry you went through that. I think leaving is a good idea.

      If you decide to go back under contract, make sure you get lots and lots of money.

      • TARDis

        Tox, is your handle new(ish)? If so, what was it before?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I’m newish, within the last year anyway. But OTT, no.

      • TARDis

        Oh, Ok. (Belated) Something something, Tulpa then!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        noogies = caring

    • Pope Jimbo

      Good news! Always great to move on from a toxic situation. Unfortunately it is often hard to tell when you are in that position. Only after you quit do you realize how bad things had become.

      One of the most toxic situations I was in was with a company that was in a giant death spiral. For a lot of reasons I won’t bore you with, management wanted me gone, but didn’t have cause and didn’t want to fire me to avoid paying a bonus. So just before a meeting they pulled me aside and told me that they were going to demote me from managing a team of 5 people to being on the team and having a guy with waaaay less experience run the team. Their idea was that I would be so humiliated that I would quit. Since there was no pay cut, being demoted was the best thing ever. I no longer had to do all the management paperwork or go to the management meetings. It was a classic case of “not the briar patch!”

    • db

      Congratulations on getting out of that! You showed ’em.

  19. Count Potato

    “‘We’re not out of the woods – but he is BACK!’ Trump’s doctor says he IS well enough to return to COVID-infested White House TONIGHT despite being on a cocktail of experimental drugs – and grins as he refuses to answer key questions

    President Trump will leave hospital at 6.30pm on Monday night despite his doctors saying he is ‘not out of the woods’ after being given a cocktail of drugs to treat COVID-19.

    Trump, 74, was admitted to Walter Reed on Friday amid reports he had trouble breathing and had a fever. He has since received care from the best doctors in the country, and has been driven around in an SUV to wave at fans who lined up outside to greet him, a move that outraged critics who said he put Secret Service agents’ lives at risk for a political stunt.

    On Monday, just four days after he tested positive with the deadly virus, he tweeted: ‘I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8807715/Trump-says-leave-hospital-6-30pm-tonight-three-day-stay.html

    I guess if you never drank or did drugs you could catch a buzz from everything he is taking.

    • Timeloose

      Kayleigh McEnany’s legs in those pics look like those of a 75 year old.

    • B.P.

      “…a move that outraged critics who said he put Secret Service agents’ lives at risk for a political stunt.”

      These are the agents that signed on to a job to use their bodies to shield the president from gunfire. “Critics” sure are good at risk assessment.

  20. Bobarian LMD

    Nagorno-Karabakh…

    That area broke off from Azerbaijan within a couple of years of the collapse of the Soviet Union and was probably only part of Az because the Soviets drew the line there.

    The Armenians, like the Serbs, were Soviet warfighters and had the equipment after the collapse.

    The Azeris didn’t have any way to contest the NK autonomous region, even though they have continued to claim it for the 25 years that it has basically belonged to the Armenians.

    And Az saying they want the Turks involved with peace talks with Armenians is a huge fuck-you to those people.

  21. banginglc1

    Posted in the wrong thread:

    Hmm . . . I wonder why the left thinks that people who oppose nationalized healthcare will reduce freedom and liberty, especially because of cost concerns?

    • blackjack

      Something, something…cold dead hands!

      • Not Adahn

        Something, something…cold skinless and pulverized dead hands

    • grrizzly

      Not so fun fact: you cannot take your motorcycle on a highway in South Korea, regardless of its power.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Most gruesome accident I ever drove by was in Team Spirit 88 taking some equipment down to the port in Pohang. A cement truck had splattered a guy on a motorcycle. As we drove past, the police were picking up body parts. What stuck with me was a cop picking up a fancy racing boot, that I realized too late still had a leg in it.

        I don’t think you could pay me enough to drive a motorcycle in Korea. Those bastards drive like idiots.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        It is full of Asian drivers.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Korean drivers. They are Asian drivers with a chip on their shoulders.

        When you’d drive around in Japan/Okinawa everyone is very passive. The worst situation you can get in is stuck behind 4 old ladies at a 4-way stop. You spend 20 minutes watching them all try to defer to each other.

        Then you go to Korea and people drive like absolute maniacs. The horn aka “Korean Brake Pedal” is used as a get out of jail free card. “Sure I ran that red light, but I honked my horn to let everyone know I was going to do it, so things are cool”

        I got fired from driving a passenger van on one of our family trips because I chickened out at merging onto the left side of a 4 lane freeway. I pulled onto what looked like a normal entrance ramp, but when I got to the top, I realized that I was pointed toward oncoming traffic. The top had a small area where you were supposed to turn 180 degrees and then jam out into traffic. I froze. I had driven quite a bit in Korea, but that was too much for me. So my brother in law took over and I went and sat in the back with the kids and women.

      • blackjack

        I spent three days driving in London. Then, I had to drive to Wales. Apparently, roundabouts require totally different tactics outside of London. I got honked at and flipped off over and over. In the city, you just jump in, but the country requires you to allow others to go first. I never figured out how many you should let go, but it was more than I wanted to, that’s for sure. Ireland was the best place to drive. Wide open, except for tractors and sheep. All of my passengers screamed and freaked out the whole time. That was worse than the stress of figuring out the local customs.

      • Pope Jimbo

        BTW, Miami is the worst/scariest place I’ve ever driven. Multiple times I saw people backing up on the freeway because they missed their exit.

        Never want to go there again.

        I’ll just hang out with Brett in St. Pete/Tampa.

      • Mojeaux

        Drove in London (stick shift–goes without saying?). That was a riot.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Did the same. I managed to stay on the correct side of the road. At least the clutch isn’t reversed.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Driving in Paris and Rome is pretty exciting too. Don’t bother looking when merging. Just go. The traffic circle around the Arc d’Triomphe is like bumper cars.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        I never had a problem in London or riding all around the UK… The thing about traffic circles and roundabouts (two different things) is that the traffic in the circle has the right of way, not the “main” road.

        I had rented a motorcycle in South London, rode through Wimbledon, and thought “this wasn’t too bad”.. so I went over the river, Hyde Park Cnr, Oxford ST, Trafalgar, Piccadilly etc.

        Two problems, I wasn’t used the the Green, yellow, red, yellow, green zebra crossing lights. I just did what the local couriers did… nail it when it goes back to yellow.

        The other was that I had a pedestrian map of London, not a vehicle map, so it didn’t have the one way traffic… Took a number of tries to get from Piccadilly back to Hyde Park.

        2000 miles in two weeks, up to Scotland, south via Wales to Cornwall.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I learned to hate roundabouts when I was stationed in the Azores. Unfortunately they are becoming popular around these parts.

        There’s a gas station in the middle o’ nowhere with a roundabout in front of it. Usually I have the satisfaction of cutting thru on the left.

      • Mojeaux

        OMG a motorcycle trip through England and Europe.

        Dream vacation. One of them anyway.

      • R C Dean

        Drove in London (stick shift–goes without saying?).

        Me, too. Aside from the dense traffic and wrong-side-of-the-road thing, punching the door every time I wanted to shift was my favorite part.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Japan is also the wrong side of the road driving. I always thought that they really should have reversed the pedals as well. Gas/Brake/Clutch would be logical if you are reversing everything.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        I like roundabouts, if the local custom and design actually follows the rules, all feeders yield to traffic in the circle.

        What doesn’t work is when the circle favors the “main” road.. so you yield to the main traffic and get stuck in a bad place for the crossing and turning traffic. That is all on the designers that didn’t understand how they should work. If you want the main roads\ to bypass it, then make a flyover/under.

      • db

        I got to drive on a work trip to central England (Birmingham, Tipton, etc.). Stick shift, which is the only way I drive. Once I got used to the shifter being on the left side, it was all good. Roundabouts took some getting used to though, being inverted.

      • LCDR_Fish

        They made me get my license when I was there, but I managed to stay off the road for the 15 months I was stationed there. I was TC when our LMTV ran a red light on the way to the range (good thing it was 4 in the morning). The freaking stop lane line was ridiculously placed.

        There’s a reason you will see [small] tow trucks at literally every on ramp and intersection throughout Seoul every rush hour.

      • Sensei

        In this case I should add this asshole owned a real estate company in Osaka. He raged elsewhere.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My Japanese in-laws are in Kobe, right across from Osaka. They are nice people, but not the best drivers.

        Their inattention combined with poor direction following and impulsiveness probably make them seem like asshole drivers to any sentient beings who are stuck driving near them.

      • Lord Humungus

        When I was in college, I used to park on this hill next to an apartment complex. It was free on street parking there so I never paid university fees that I loathed to pay.

        During a snowy day, I see this little blue car piloted by an Asian gal. She tore out of the parking lot, hit a pickup parked on the street and didn’t stop. She continued down the hill, tagging a car to the left and then a car to right, ping-ponging all the way down without stopping. She ran the stoplight on the the bottom of the hill and kept on going. After that I made sure to park up away from the apartments.

  22. Lord Humungus

    And last, but not least, I want to apologize if I ticked anyone off the way I left. Needless to say it was a time of high anxiety/pressure for me.

    And what better way to enjoy the shitshow of 2020 but with old (and new) friends.

    • UnCivilServant

      I was mostly miffed and surprised since it happened while I wasn’t around.

      We can all relate to some degree, I don’t think anyone is going to hold (much of) a grudge.

      • Not Adahn

        I am absolute shit at being able to hold a grudge. My mother on the other hand can hold them for (literally) a lifetime. I’m assuming it’s the Prussian bloodline.

      • UnCivilServant

        I hold grudges inconsistantly, but it seems to depend upon the pre-existing goodwill and the behaviour after the inciting incident.

        I still have a grudge against Chucky Schumer for not answering my question back in middle school. He’s done nothing to generate goodwill since.

        I’m more forgiving to people who are otherwise decent. (of course it scales with severity of the offense)

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah! I was MIA too.

        It is only fair if you storm off again so UCS and I get the full effect.

        But yeah, glad to see you back here. Light is always on.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        If it doesn’t happen in the AM links, I generally miss it.

      • SugarFree

        You were gone?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Gone daddy gone

        Every once in a while I lose my way and actually let my job get in the way of commenting on here. I know I shouldn’t, but a deadline will creep up and I’ll tell myself I’ll just skip morning linx. Then I’m missing the noon and pm linx.

        Usually my coworkers will stage an intervention at that point and demand that I stop writing code and go back to fucking off. (they say long term maintenance is easier with less of my code in there)

      • SugarFree

        I’m just messing with ya.

        But a work/glib balance is very important. A couple of days away, I get itchy all over, joints hurt. More than that, vomiting and delirium.

        I got the glibertarian monkey on my back.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Work is the curse of the glibbing classes.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Another song I didn’t realize had a video. MTV, you failed me.

    • Swiss Servator

      The door is always open.

    • Not Adahn

      I thought it seemed out of character, but where you spend your online time is your business, not mine.

      Good to have you (and the Missus) back.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      A house in my neighborhood has a faux campaign sign out front. That says:

      Jesus
      2020

      I told the wife I am inclined to change it to:

      Jesus!
      2020.

    • Brett L

      Water under the bridge. Hobo bodies in shallow ditches. Pretty sure everyone has done it by this point of 2020.

    • TARDis

      I didn’t think anyone was ticked, just surprised.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Welcome back Sir!

      And Madame!

    • hoof_in_mouth

      Welcome back! Stressful times get to us all. The mitten is the new glibs hotspot, Yusuf joined us here.

    • Mojeaux

      You didn’t tick me off. I was just sad. There were many of us who were just sad.

    • KSuellington

      Welcome back dude!

      I am still enjoying the Wharfedale speakers you recommend.

      • Lord Humungus

        Good to hear! I’ve still got my Wharfedales, now in garage service. I upgraded to a pair of KEF tower speakers that work quite well with only 25Ws (and my small-ish listening area).

        KEF R500 speakers

        Includes bonus shots of my Thorens turntable and the vinyl collection.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just glad you’re here (and EF). It is good to see you again.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Just another Trump supporting shitlord running for Minnesoda legislature. Why won’t these bastards just go die?

    Today, Buster Deputie owns his own HVAC business. He’s also active in local politics, running a longshot political campaign for state Senate to represent St. Paul’s East Side. What makes Buster Deputie unusual isn’t just the fact that he’s a Republican: Immigrant voters supported Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump in 2016 by a two-to-one margin, for example. It’s how he makes his immigrant experience central to his conservative platform.

    Sporting dreadlocks and a beard, Buster Deputie doesn’t look like a typical Republican Party politician. But his policies align well with the party’s. He supports President Donald J. Trump, police, and gun rights. And he opposes abortion access and unauthorized immigration.

    • Pope Jimbo

      His views are so horrible he must be one of those sneaky crackers pretending to be black

      Among the bills Buster Deputie opposed is the so-called “red flag” bill. This would allow law enforcement to seize firearms from gun owners who a court deemed a danger to themselves or to others.

      The Democrat-controlled state House of Representatives passed a red flag law earlier this year, but the Senate, which is controlled by Republicans, never voted on it.

      Buster Deputie said the legislation is a violation of the Second Amendment. And he brought up his history fleeing war-torn Liberia as central to his opposition.

      “Coming from a country where genocide happened, I noticed the other side had guns and everybody else didn’t,” he said. “We are headed that way. You are restricting us law-abiding citizens because of what criminals are doing. I felt that that was wrong. That is not how you properly legislate.”

      • EvilSheldon

        That dude is no joke making me a little ashamed of my life.

        In particular, if you gave me a choice between spending two years in a refugee camp in the Ivory Coast, or two years in VDC Wallens Ridge, sign me up for the Supermax…

  24. Artist Formerly Known as LH

    When I was furloughed earlier this year, I brought back a very old hobby – making synth music. A different direction with more John Carpenter and Tangerine Dream (or so I hope) than before.

    I made this all using an Ipad, Korg Gadget 2, and a few other software synths connected via MIDI. Then recorded to PC via Ableton with effects (reverb, compression, etc) added there.

    Project Communique – free as usual.

    And yes I’m a complete amateur hack.

    • Trolleric the Goth

      bit of a Kraftwerk-y vibe there

    • kinnath

      I am enjoying it.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      gotta get the headphones out, I’ll be back

      • db

        How was the first day?

    • Rhywun

      ?

      I sometimes wake up with synth melodies in my head and desperately want to write them down or something until I shake the cobwebs out and remember I don’t actually know how to do any of that.

      • Rhywun

        PS. Yeah, I get a very Carpenter vibe. I just watched Christine the other day so his style is fresh in my head.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Great movie

      • Rhywun

        It’s grown on me over the years.

    • Pope Jimbo

      In addition to removing negative ability score modifiers, Dungeons & Dragons is also introducing a new set of alternative rules that give players the options of moving ability score modifiers to other ability scores to match a character’s background. This opens the door for more non-traditional character builds such as an orc wizard or a halfling barbarian.

      But what bathroom will the halfling barbarian be able to use?

      Fuck that is stupid.

      “Shoot, I rolled a 3 for intelligence. I guess I’ll play a half-elf Diversity and Equity Officer”

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Lawful Evil. That goes for the whole of any given HR department

    • Seguin

      I knew I was right to never leave 2nd Edition’s warm, scaly bosom.

    • Rhywun

      promised better representation

      At last, orc bodies and kobold bodies can rejoice in the not being invisible anymore!

      • UnCivilServant

        Normally invisibility wears off when you kill them.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    This was in the sidebar of the stories from the riot story (I sort of read the linx).

    The governor’s response to the move, Ericksen says, explains why companies like Boeing are leaving.

    “When Inslee saw this news, his response was, ‘I’m going to raise their taxes. I’m going to punish them for turning their back on Washington,’” Ericksen explained. “It’s just a crazy response that typifies how so many of these companies feel when they try to create jobs in Washington.”

    I’m shocked that a pol would become petty when things didn’t go his way. I’m sure Gov Walz would take the high road if 3M finally moved its HQ out of Minnesoda.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Inslee is a fucking moron.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If he was a fucking moron, his sex tapes would at least provide some amusement.

        Unfortunately he’s just a moron.

    • Bobarian LMD

      They had all the drugs.

    • B.P.

      I saw that movie when I was a kid.

      “Harper Valley will not be seen tonight…”

      • Rhywun

        LOL & Casey Kasem too

        I think I saw that movie “live”, as it were, too

  26. UnCivilServant

    🙁 I should have double-checked. The butchers left in the connective tissue running down the middle of the flatiron steak. The steak kept changing shape while cooking because that gristle kept contracting.

    On the other hand, the pan sauce worked well with the sauteed mushrooms and lima beans.

  27. Artist Formerly Known as LH

    Yard signs:

    I live in a fairly upscale neighborhood. I don’t remember much about 2016 for comparison but it seems like there are a lot of Biden/Harris signs out. I must have seen well over a hundred of them, along with Black Lives Matter, plus “Science is Real, etc”. So the “professional” Upper Middle Class (and on up) seems to be pretty much in the tank for Democrats. I wonder why? Guilt?

    And there is nothing better running past a $600-$700k house with a sign extorting how Social Security must be saved!

    Ironically (?) the one black family down the street doesn’t have any yard signs.

    On the other hand I’ve seen two Trump signs – while other houses will just have the Republican senator or congressman yard sign.

    My neighbor, who we play cards with, is a big Democrat supporter and had to tell us – proudly! – how he just sent in his mail-in vote.

    Me: That’s nice.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re pretending that they’re for the little guy, that they care, that they will be treated as someone with the best of intentions

      It’s social signaling at its worst. Results don’t matter, only the signaled intentions

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        To wit, our white proggie neighbor (teachers union) has had a bedsheet with BLACK LIVES MATTER painted on it in her front yard for months. The black family who lives next door doesn’t have anything.

        It’s also suspected that the teenage daughter of teacher twat is defacing other signs in the neighborhood that don’t align with their political views.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Fool confirmed.

      • creech

        I went through the local county seat/college town today. Nothing but Biden signs everywhere. And until 2 years ago, it was represented in the State House by a libertarian-conservative.

      • RAHeinlein

        We have a lot of “Republican for Biden” or other Dem candidates here – it is university employee prog central and those same people have lawns littered with Dem candidate signs every election cycle.

      • blackjack

        Weird, There almost none around here and this place is famously deep blue. There was “I’m with her” signs and stickers everywhere in 16. It’s about even for Trump vs Harris signs, well maybe slightly tilted toward the prosecutor, but only barely. The notable thing is the scarcity of either.

    • Artist Formerly Known as LH

      related, a FB post I made recently. Oddly enough some of the most political zealots I know were giving it a like:

      The thing I hate most about politics are seeing people buy the simplest hurr-de-durr propaganda. It’s like they’re rooting for a team and don’t really care about the long-term consequences. They will support a big buffoon (both sides of the aisle) just to win. What that says about their principles is hard to say, perhaps it’s the “other side” is worse mentality or a drive to “win”.

      Here’s an obvious statement: narcissists who want power will promote a narrative that appeals to the largest swath of their supporters. Buying into that narrative means you aren’t thinking for yourself. You’re part of a mob. Or maybe I’m just a cynical old punk who doesn’t trust anyone with too much power. History is rife with such examples.

      And that ends my rare and last political post of the season. Enjoy!

      • Mojeaux

        narcissists who want power will promote a narrative that appeals to the largest swath of their supporters

        Oddly enough some of the most political zealots I know were giving it a like:

        Political zealots: He’s talking about Trump, obvs.

      • Lord Humungus

        It is depressing – and one I see often with the old punk scene that I still keep in (light) contact with. There are still some anarchists and (a few) libertarians there but we’re outnumbered by the born-again-lefties.

        There is only one party I belong to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6otjCKg594

      • B.P.

        Same here. I’d have a lot more respect if the folks from my old punk days were of a more, “Fuck it, who cares” bent rather than constantly spouting the most up-to-date leftist talking points. Nothing says “skeptical of authority” like reading off of a pre-approved script.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Look what happened to the hippies. It’s the same thing. They want the aura of respectability and “forward-thinking” cred.

    • B.P.

      “I wonder why? Guilt?”

      Yes.

      I live in the bluest-of-blue neighborhood of a bluest-of-blue city. All of those signs and more are present. One defiant gay couple is flying a Trump 2020 flag atop a very tall flagpole, with the rainbow flag underneath. I’m sure it’s very confusing to all of the robots.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nice

      • Pope Jimbo

        Good for them. Trump was pro-gay marriage way back in the ’90s. Why the gay hustlers (I assume that is the equivalent term of Al Sharpton race hustlers) are against Trump is a complete mystery to me.

        Trump didn’t have to “evolve” like Obama or Biden. And Richard Grenell might be the best person in the Trump administration.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s no mystery. The gay lobby leadership is beholden to the Democrats. They’re effectively victims for hire at this point.

        The leadership tells the troops how and what to think.

      • Pope Jimbo

        They’ll flip sides pretty soon once people realize they are the King Kong of gentrifiers. Ain’t no room in the Democratic tent for gentrifiers.

      • Mad Scientist

        This. It’s the same thing that happens to every movement. Someone starts out with a principled idea, then the left moves in and pretends to care about that in order to bring the movement into their tent, where the principle is thereafter ignored.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        I know several blacks and gays who are secret trump supporters. They feel safe telling me if it comes up. But most think it best to stay in the closet.

      • Hyperion

        Yes, it’s harder to come out now as a Trump supporter than it was to come out as gay back in the 70s.

      • grrizzly

        it’s harder to come out now as a Trump supporter

        Super easy. I just walk outside without a mask.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      There’s at least one Hello Kitty wine varietal now, chardonnay and I forget what else. About $20 and from central CA. Who knows? Might not be too bad.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You’ll have to ask OMWC about its effectiveness.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I must have deleted the photo or else I would repost it. It did look fairly cromulent: deep punt, eye level, all that.

      • one true athena

        OH GOD NO. I tried the Hello Kitty white thinking “how bad can it be?” lol

        Look, I’m not a very picky white wine drinking chick, and that stuff is garbage.

        Later, after I tried it, I found out from the department manager at the store that they get paid to put it up high with the good stuff, so people get fooled into thinking the same thing I did.

    • Sensei

      To be fair the same company that gave us Hello Kitty also gave us Aggrestsuko.

      Sanrio

      I think an Aggretsuko AK would be a hoot.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Driving around Indianapolis this afternoon, I saw a “Boycott White Castle” sign.

    Do they want it changed to Black Castle?

      • Rhywun

        I don’t care enough to dig further, but why are they turning what appears to be a property or regulatory dispute into a racial issue?

      • Cancelled

        Same reason everyone historically accused their enemies of heresy.

    • Hyperion

      Yes, and then they want it banned for being racist.

      Team Castle?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Castle of Color?

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      BIPOC Castle.

    • pan fried wylie

      White Hizzy?

  30. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Babylon Bee CEO’s Christian alma mater disinvites him from speaking in chapel

    Seth Dillon, CEO of Christian satire site The Babylon Bee, was disinvited from speaking at the chapel of his alma mater — a Christian school — because of its “sacredness.”
    Instead, the school offered Dillon a chance to speak in the university’s library.

    According to Dillon, students “inundated the school with emails” due to his public disapproval of Black Lives Matter and his Christian understanding of sexuality.”

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=15849

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I guess the non-Christian understanding of sexuality is required at the Christian School.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The really good christian girls do anal, so’s they can save themselves for marriage.

      • db

        I had a roommate in college whose girlfriend was exactly that girl.

      • zwak

        White hunter make baby.

    • hayeksplosives

      I…uh. Wow.

      A lesson in how to alienate friends and would-be Christians,

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Campus Reform asked Dillon what it would take for him to donate to Palm Beach Atlantic University in the future. He answered that “If the university were to boldly and openly engage in the battle against cancel culture and take a clear stand against it, and back up people like me to the mob instead of doing exactly what the mob wanted them to do… then I wouldn’t have any qualms about donating to them in the future.”

      In a meeting with Dillon, Laura Bishop and PBA President Debra Schwinn apologized and said that they wanted to rectify the situation. According to Dillon, Schwinn said that the university would look for opportunities to eventually have him back in the chapel.

      Dillon has not committed to this; he would still like to see the university “take a strong, public stand against cancel culture.” However, Dillon believes that inviting him to the chapel “would send the message that I’m welcome there, and that it would right the wrong of how this was handled.”

      “Cancel culture is a destructive disease, and Palm Beach Atlantic University is not immune to it,” said Dillon. “We need more backbone and less coddling in our Christian institutions. And we need it yesterday.”

      *applause*

      This is exactly how you do it. Tell them to shove it up their ass and then turn off the money spigot.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Why won’t he just roll over and make it easy for them?

  31. Lord Humungus

    Weird – Lord Humungus switched to another handle, one that I setup today before reverting to the original.

    • Ted S.

      And now Lord Humungus is talking about himself in the third person.

      • Lord Humungus

        Well they are useful for building fires.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Back atcha faggot brains

    • Hyperion

      lol, where else can I get the type of news I get here?

  32. Cy

    I saw an especially amusing meme recently, when asked how your day is going:

    Same eagles, different liver.

    • hayeksplosives

      That was kinda painful to watch.

  33. hayeksplosives

    I was reading a local community “Facebook-like” page.

    One lady kvetched about her awful roommate, how she was a slob and her boyfriend hung around, and ate all the food.

    It was much funnier when I thought she was complaining about her cat.

    • Cy

      Our two felines are now comfortable enough in the new house we moved into to start fighting over territory. Yesterday I stepped in a nice big fresh fur ball right between my toes. It was more vomit than fur. I really like cats… but god do I hate cats.

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      Liking the name-change (more like “augmentation,” amirite?).

      • Mojeaux the Magnificent

        Thank you! I was going to go with Mojeaux the Maleficent, but that was too obvious. Then Mojeaux the Malicious, but that didn’t have enough syllables to make it sing. Then Mojeaux the Malevolent, but I’m really not that intimidating. So Magnificent it was, because I am that.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        Hmmmm. Could’ve also done “munificent,” simply ’cause it’s less-often-used.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Mojeaux the Merry X-Mas from Julian Edelman?

      • Ted S.

        Mojeaux the Meretricious?

    • whiz

      Thank you for reminding me that the Packers are on. 🙂

    • Pope Jimbo

      If only he had cherished his campaign and kept it safely stored in his basement like a responsible adult.

      Yeah, all those scandals and he’s catching up to Biden in all the polls except that one weird one that says Biden has a 14pt lead. The media keeps hammering the point that the race is over so you deplorables might as well stay home.

      I fully expect the MSM to have tractor pulls on every channel on Election Day because they are convinced that that will distract likely Trump voters. Maybe mix in Birth of a Nation and Gone with the Wind (the saucy version with no intro to warn you about the problematic story).

    • R C Dean

      Packed rallies! Great fundraising! Polls moving his way!

      Yeah. Tatters.

    • Fatty Bolger

      The 2016 electoral map is rapidly slipping away from Donald Trump

      Oct. 11, 2016 at 1:34 p.m. EDT

      According to the Fix’s electoral vote tracker — an amazing tool that marries Real Clear Politics polling averages in swing states with the electoral map — if the election were held today, Hillary Clinton would win 341 electoral votes to Donald Trump’s 197.

      Those totals reflect the fact that Trump’s always-narrow path to 270 electoral votes has become a footpath — at best — over the past two weeks or so, dating back to the first presidential debate Sept. 26. Trump has been battered over that time by bad reviews of his debates showings as well as the revelations of lewd sexual talk in a 2005 hot-mic video. His poll numbers have taken a commensurate hit — both nationally and in swing states. That hit is reflected in our weekly update of the Fix electoral map.

      • SandMan

        Good to reflect on the past, hope it works out again this year.

      • Hyperion

        Read the exact same story from a different outlet a few days ago. That one must be making the journolist rounds.

    • Cy

      They can rag on Trump all they want. I don’t think that they understand people aren’t going to be scrambling to the polls to vote for Trump, They’re going to scramble to the polls to vote against the party of Burn, Loot, Murder & seize the means of production.

      • Count Potato

        “They’re going to scramble to the polls to vote against the party of Burn, Loot, Murder & seize the means of production.”

        I don’t think that many people got that message. The social media crackdown since Trump won has been huge.

    • Pope Jimbo

      If the Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben’s rice ain’t stacked by a black woman it is totes cultural appropriation? Or something?

    • Hyperion

      But white people could stock shelves just just as well as poor people.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *crickets*

      He keeps stepping right in it, yet nobody cares or draws conclusions from it other than alt-media.

      • Count Potato

        And the alt-media is way less than it was in 2016.

    • db

      Like Joe Biden has gone grocery shopping at all in the last 47 years.

      • UnCivilServant

        Like Joe Biden has gone grocery shopping at all in the last 47 years.

  34. Ted S.

    TMITE, part infinity:

    Local TV news was plugging a study about coronavirus in adolescents. The only takeaway from the report is that the rate among adolescents is twice… the rate in kids aged 5-11.

    No mention of what the actual rate is, how it compares the the rate among adults, and certainly nothing about how often adolescents need to be hospitalized because of coronavirus. Nope, they kept harping on “twice” because that makes it sound like a Scary Big Number.

    • Drake

      Basically everyone in college had had it.

      • Ted S.

        Adolescents was, I think, referring to 12-17 year olds.

  35. Pope Jimbo

    A ray of sunshine in your news feed today

    Three young teenagers were killed early Monday when the carjacked vehicle they were riding in slammed into a tree after a police pursuit through north Minneapolis, officials say.

    The chase began around 1:45 a.m. in the vicinity of Dowling and Logan avenues N. when officers spotted the teens riding in a vehicle that had been stolen by force from an elderly woman on Sunday morning, according to officials. The teens’ names will be released in the coming days, pending the completion of autopsies.

    I guess the fact that the elderly lady’s car was wrecked puts a bit of tarnish on the story, but otherwise it is pretty upbeat.

    • Mojeaux the Magnificent

      I may take a page out of Gustav’s book and start emailing reporters and asking them the obvious questions in their stories that they clearly didn’t.

      The way that story is written, it’s not clear that the teenagers were the hijackers. On second and third read, I’m still not sure.

      “car they were riding in”

      “riding in a vehicle that had been stolen by force”

      That is some impressive dancing.

      • Hyperion

        “riding in a vehicle that had been stolen by force peacefully borrowed without asking”

      • Rhywun

        I guess the vehicle just carjacked itself.

      • whiz

        They get tired of using “alleged.”

    • Mad Scientist

      I do love a happy ending.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      When do the riots start?

    • Tundra

      Ran into one of my cop friends at the gym today. He said the weekend was uneventful (shockingly) until some yutes beat up an old lady and took her car. Then proceeded to wrap it around a tree.

      The details of carjacking incident weren’t made public Monday afternoon, but officers across the city had been on alert over a recent spate of carjackings and robberies.

      There have been a shot-ton of these, particularly in nice neighborhoods. Go figure.

      • Sean

        By product of shutdowns or Antifa related?

      • Tundra

        By-products of cops standing down.

      • Cancelled

        I am on my way back home and have been fighting with my gps which wants to route me through Minneapolis and Chicago. Sorry, but I will take the extra hour of drive time to avoid the traffic, tolls, and potential peaceful carjacking.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Mostly” peaceful carjacking

      • Cancelled

        Other than the pistol whipping, which only lasted .5 seconds, the car jacking was conducted peacefully, and the car was turned over after a verbal exchange reached consensus between the driver who preferred the loss of the car to being shot in the face and the carjackers protesters who agreed that they were willing to forgo the shooting in exchange for the car and pistol whipping.

      • Tundra

        Meh. You’ll never hit the bad neighborhoods here. Just cruise through and you’ll be golden.

        How was your trip?

      • Cancelled

        The trip was great, heading home always kind of sucks though, driving east in the mornings is annoying and it feels like much more of a chore than the same drive the other way. The real reason I take the longer route south through Iowa is to avoid Chicago, they have made that such a nightmare with traffic and tolls extending for miles that I’d rather take an hour longer to avoid it. I am already in Iowa spending the night, and getting annoyed at Covid theater, I can’t have room service because having someone deliver food to me would put me at risk, but somehow, making me walk through the casino to the coffee shop then sit and wait for my food then take it back through the casino and up to my room is safer?

      • Tundra

        Yeah, it’s fucked. I’m glad you had a great trip. though!

        Safe travels.

    • The Hyperbole

      Lots of bold red text! little information, going to go with “Meh” here.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      There is something to it, who knows to what extent, but the mainstream is treating anyone that mentions it like they are saying the water is turning the frickin’ frogs gay.

    • Fatty Bolger

      https://ua.korrespondent.net/business/companies/4276557-Burisma-prohrala-sud-nardepu-i-zmi-u-spravi-baidena

      (Translated)

      The Kyiv District Court refused to grant the company’s request for a lawsuit to protect its business reputation.

      The Pechersk District Court of Kyiv has denied Burisma a lawsuit against MP Andriy Derkach and Interfax-Ukraine for protection of business reputation. The court’s decision was posted by Derkach on Facebook on Tuesday, September 22.

      “As expected, Burisma lost. The Pechersk court denied the company a lawsuit against me and Interfax-Ukraine, ” he wrote.

      Burisma has demanded a rebuttal to Derkach’s claims that it paid $ 900,000 to former US Vice President Joe Biden for lobbying, and $ 16.5 million to his son Hunter Biden, along with Alexander Kwasniewski, Alan Apter and Devon Archer.

      “The court emphasized: Burisma in her statement does not actually deny the facts of payments – only their amounts. That is, she agrees that she paid Biden and his son, but does not agree that these are the amounts,” Derkach added.

      It will be recalled that Derkach last year began publishing data on the US influence on Ukrainian structures and business. In particular, he stated the influence of the US Embassy on Ukrainian law enforcement, the interference of law enforcement agencies and government officials of Ukraine in the US elections in 2016, as well as possible corruption by Biden and his son Hunter.

      It should also be noted that former Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin stated that Biden was pressuring him to investigate Burisma, where his son Hunter worked. Shokin was later released. Biden had previously said it was because of him.

      • Fatty Bolger

        So, they’ve been going after this Derchek guy, and painting him as a Russian agent who is trying to interfere in the 2020 US election. Is he? Who knows. But given the Russian fever dreams and past actions from our intelligence services, I’m skeptical about their motivations.

  36. Lord Humungus

    I’ve been enjoying the low-key Minnesota humor of Vice Grip Garage. Imagine the Red Green show for gearheads??? Or something like that.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Red Green is Steve Smith. That duct tape really comes in handy for hikers. And by handy, mean…

    • Ted S.

      Imagine something funny, not the Red Green Show.

      • Lord Humungus

        Well yes. RG show was the “I’ve got nothing to do tonight and I’ve got no cable” show.

      • Tulip

        I used to watch it when I had insomnia during grad school. I like the man’s prayer.

      • whiz

        “We’re all in this together!” Closet prog?

    • Tundra

      Dude!

      Welcome back! I hope all is well with you and the family.

      And yeah, VGG is solid.

  37. OBJ FRANKELSON

    So, I was faced with an interesting situation at the doctor’s office today, there was a black family in the waiting room who seemed to be trying to run up a high score on all of the impolite things you can do in a waiting room (e.g. having a speakerphone call or two, letting the toddler have the run of the room and playing games and videos on his tablet with no headphone, loud non-speakerphone calls. It was annoying but I am exceptionally good at not letting that sort of thing get my goat, But I did a bit of a thought experiment what if I were to ask them to stop and be considerate of the rest of the folks in the waiting room? I would be risking a portrait mode video of me titled, ‘White Dude Perpetuating White Supremacy’ going viral and ruining my employment prospects, etc. Granted the probability of that happening would be exceptionally low but there would be a chance that it would happen. That made me wonder if the mother has never been told/taught what is appropriate behavior because people do the cost-benefit analysis and decide that it is not worth the risk.

    • Homple

      “I would be risking a portrait mode video of me titled, ‘White Dude Perpetuating White Supremacy’ going viral and ruining my employment prospects, etc. Granted the probability of that happening would be exceptionally low but there would be a chance that it would happen.”

      Getting crosswise with Sacred Beings is never a good idea.

      That cost/benefit analysis you mention is so scary that people let their cities be looted and burned for fear of making the wrong decision.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      I don’t see any arsonists in the video. Proof that they were not set on purpose.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Duh, ideas can’t start fires.

      • pan fried wylie

        Now, making heads explode…

      • Gustave Lytton

        That and this is one of two or more that was started by downed power lines during a windstorm during a red flag warning.

    • UnCivilServant

      Make a semi-auto .410 shotgun?

      Because you’re one of us?

      • Sean

        I picked up my new to me 12g O/U on my way home tonight. Blued steel and wood fix for the day.

      • Sean

        Dunno. There has been some discussion about going to shoot sporting clays this upcoming weekend prior to the impulse bidding.

      • EvilSheldon

        Sporting Clays is more fun than a barrel of puppies.

      • db

        I got to fire a Saiga-12 converted to full auto at Knob Creek a few years ago. That was an over/under: overpowered and undercapacity. What fun!

      • db

        and, sorry, didn’t mean to step on your post.

        What’s your mission with it?

      • Sean

        No worries.

        *shrug*

        I didn’t have one and I managed to win with a low bid.

      • db

        The beauty of a fine firearm is its own reward.

    • R C Dean

      What would I do with a .410 upper?

      Mount it on an AR, buy you some .410 ammo?

      Why do I want one?

      Because it would make a vicious home defense weapon? Low recoil, many shots on target? 00 .410 ammo isn’t easy to find (what is?), but I want to say it puts 4 or 5 pellets downrange at plenty of speed.

      I see they even have some high capacity mags for it.

      • Sean

        That’s the kind of enabling I was looking for! ?

        Home defense weapon. Yeah, I can work with that.

  38. hayeksplosives

    Chiefs got ground game!

    • Hyperion

      So, I didn’t hear about Trump’s brain surgery while he was in there. I’m surprised our esteemed media didn’t catch that.

      • db

        I’m surprised they let him out, with all the esteemed psychiatrists of the internet diagnosing him as insane. It would have been the perfect opportunity to have him committed.

    • blackjack

      Meh, lemme know when he’s had a week long speed run and then took some acid. At that point I’ll start to worry. A little bit of steroids?, not really concerned.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In all truth, dexamethasone is a powerful steroid. I get that there’s an argument his judgement could be off as I’ve experienced roid rage myself. It’s difficult to describe other than you really hate the world.

      I imagine he’s on a week taper so it should be minimized. I know I didn’t develop into full asshole until the second week of prednisone.