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by | Oct 13, 2020 | Daily Links | 432 comments

Currently my efforts are being utilized on a project to give Medicaid recipients a $10 gift card for getting a flu shot.   I have thus far found one idiot willing to get more than one flu shot to get another $10 gift card.

With a small investment, Don Brett will soon have a fleet of these filled with coke.  Lately, his efforts were foiled.

How greenies see Brazil

AMLO demands an apology from the Pope.  Not for anything good.  Dia de la Raza (basically Columbus Day) is every bit at stupid in Mexico as it is here.  Apparently they got the idea from toppled statues in the US.

In case anybody needed another example why Bolsonaro seems to hate environmentalists.

Cuba is open, on the off chance anybody cares.

Cristiano Ronaldo has the plague.  Reporting only because I wanted to use this GIF again.

Should be enough for today.  Here are some tunes.

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432 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Currently my efforts are being utilized on a project to give Medicaid recipients a $10 gift card for getting a flu shot.”

    Seriously? That’s a thing?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It raises the question of whether paying the homeless to take birth control is worthwhile.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        If you want birth control for homeless, you can have birth control for homeless if voluntarily paid for. Donation not taxation.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        If you like your fertile homeless people, you can keep your fertile homeless people.

      • Count Potato

        You can give them birth control, but you can’t make them use it.

      • Fourscore

        Abortions are free

      • invisible finger

        Or pay them to be sterilized? Sounds healthy.

        Wonder how much it would take to bribe morons like AOC to be sterilized.

      • Fourscore

        If “Never Stick It In Crazy” was an Iron Law she wouldn’t need to be sterilized.

      • SandMan

        AOC looks sane compared to that puppy throwing psycho I saw on Twitter a day or two ago.

      • R C Dean

        You say that like people follow the Iron Laws.

      • mrfamous

        The reason that’s a rule in the first place is that our first instinct is to do exactly that

    • Donation Not Taxation

      If you like Medicaid, you can keep Medicaid, provided voluntarily paid for. Donation not taxation.

      • kinnath

        Your shtick is not amusing in anyway.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        kinnath, your opinion noted.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Listen…I don’t make their idiotic programs.

  2. leon

    Cuba is open, on the off chance anybody cares.

    Wasn’t there some disease earlier this year that killed a bunch of tourists in Cuba?

    • KOVIDKristen

      That was DR IIRC

      • B.P.

        I thought hotel minibars were the prime killers in Dominican Republic.

  3. Count Potato

    “it’s preparing to field a robotic crop-spraying airplane”

    Isn’t that a drone?

    • Bobarian LMD

      A drone is remotely piloted, and a robot is programmed within a set of parameters?

      Note that there is a lot of cross-over in this space.

      • Count Potato

        If it’s fully autonomous, that’s quite an accomplishment.

      • kinnath

        Or drones can be autonomous. Can be programmed with a general flight plan and given a lot of leeway on how to follow the plan. Can swarm in coordinated groups where one drone leads and all other follows.

        UAV — unmanned autonomous vehicle.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Often the software allows a pilot to override the autonomous flying and navigating, so the line is blurry.

        When we were building a UAV in school, we had a toggle on the controller that would cut in and disable the autonomous functions.

      • kinnath

        Autonomy is fluid not binary.

      • Bobarian LMD

        kinnath likes him some sexbot.

      • Ted S.

        Who doesn’t?

      • R C Dean

        Crop spraying seems like an ideal application for an autonomous drone.

  4. Apples and Knives

    “Cristiano Ronaldo has the plague.”

    Poor sumbitch. Taken in his prime. How will the most fit 35 year old dude in the world survive this?

    • leon

      35 is pretty old for an athlete.

      Which always makes me think, man it must be annoying to be a seasoned athlete and to have to work with 18-19 year olds who are being treated like the best thing since sliced bread.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        The team name is Juventus after all.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Not when you’re Ronaldo, he’s still better than them.

      • Ted S.

        He just gets away with being offside more often.

      • Apples and Knives

        Also, just because it’s a fun piece of trivia, Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Should we just call him Reagano?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Same way he gets away with tax evasion, by staying the hell out of Spain?

    • Rhywun

      At least it leaves him more time to admire himself in the mirror.

  5. leon

    López Obrador said: “I think it would be an act of humility and at the same time greatness” for the church to reconcile posthumously with Hidalgo.

    Always beware when a leftist starts lecturing you about morality.

    • Mad Scientist

      Or the pope.

      • leon

        With the current pope, My advice fits both cases…

    • Donation Not Taxation

      ‘Always beware when a leftist starts lecturing you about morality.’ — Leon

      ‘Sick and tired of Republicans who co-opt faith as an excuse to advance bigotry and barbarism. Fact is, if today Christ himself came to the floor of Congress and repeated his teachings, many would malign him as a radical and eject him from the chamber.’ — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez D NY 14

      Happy birthday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

      Donation not taxation.

      • R C Dean

        “Render unto Caesar”? Seems like he would fit right in.

      • PopsHobby

        I can’t find the verse where JC says you don’t have to worry about the poor, the government will take care of it. That comment is probably obscured by the blizzard of “you have to take care of the poor” comments. If somebody could give me the admonition that went like: “Install a government to redistribute income and everybody gets to sit at my Father’s feet,” I’d appreciate it.

  6. KOVIDKristen

    Airplanesssssssss * drools profusely *

    What else, besides pesticides, could those lil electric planes be carrying?

    • R C Dean

      Herbicides?

    • Sean

      Honk Honk.

    • leon

      Who is more deranged? People who comment on CNN tweets, or people who reply to every Trump Tweet?

      • PBRstreetgang

        Yes

      • Bobarian LMD

        They are the same people.

      • Floridaman

        They are all secretly Tulpa

  7. Rebel Scum

    Blumenthal is such a cunte.

    • juris imprudent

      Let’s shorten the list up a little – which Dem isn’t beclowning themself?

  8. commodious spittoon

    It can take anyone from any demographic or walk of life. That’s what makes it so terrifying, it’s like being hit by a bus.

    A highly selective, infrequent bus.

    • Ted S.

      So your saying Cristiano Ronaldo is pregnant?

      • commodious spittoon

        Oh, that’s the other terrifying detail. There’s absolutely no preventive measure that anyone can take to limit his exposure, so everyone must be locked down regardless of individual risk.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Nice call-back!

  9. leon

    ACB refuses to say if she will recuse herself on any case involving the Trump Admin. Seems fishy to me. What is she trying to hide?

    • Gadfly

      Didn’t Kagan decline to recuse herself on several cases, despite actually working in the Obama administration? If my memory is correct, then ACB should have just responded to such questions by saying she would follow Kagan’s precedent and leave it at that.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Dan, you dishonest hack.

    Can we at least recognize that “Court Packing” at all levels of the judiciary has been the Republican playbook for decades? Asking for Merrick Garland.

    • Chipwooder

      “Sure, I know there is a long established definition of ‘court packing’, but I’m just going to make up my own bullshit.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        At best, Garland got Borked without the character assassination first. Too bad, that ship sailed 30 years ago.

    • leon

      How dare you accuse us of X! It’s really YOU that does X.

      I wish people weren’t so stupid to believe this talking point, but i have little faith in the intelligence of the average American.

      • ElspethFlashman

        Oh god this… this talking points have been given and the lemmings follow.

      • leon

        In tribal politics, each side wants needs to feel superior to the other. Tribal pride. So when confronted with something bad from your tribe, it is important that you quickly flip the script and make sure your Tribe knows that its really the other guys who are evil.

    • Count Potato

      CWAA

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      My 8th grade socialist US History teacher taught us the definition of court packing during the section on the New Deal. The dude was a socialist, but at least he was honest and could teach in a pretty neutral way. Watching the Dems and the media try to change the definition right before our eyes is disgusting.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    The tragedy of herd immunity

    Speaking at a news conference on Monday, Dr Tedros argued that the long-term impacts of coronavirus – as well as the strength and duration any immune response – remained unknown.

    “Herd immunity is achieved by protecting people from a virus, not by exposing them to it,” he said.

    “Never in the history of public health has herd immunity been used as a strategy for responding to an outbreak, let alone a pandemic.”

    The WHO head added that seroprevalence tests – where the blood is tested for antibodies – suggested that just 10% of people had been exposed to coronavirus in most countries.

    “Letting Covid-19 circulate unchecked therefore means allowing unnecessary infections, suffering and death,” he said.

    It’s immoral. Never in the history of public health, whatever that is supposed to mean.

    Prior to public health expertism, that is precisely how herd immunity was attained. Diseaeses ran riot through populations. Some died, some recovered. That is how humans as a species developed the robust immunity systems which are so rapidly decaying as a result of public health experts’ obsessive risk aversion.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Letting Covid-19 circulate unchecked therefore means allowing unnecessary infections, suffering and death,” he said.

      Wantonly locking down the country means untreated diseases, emotional suffering, fiscal disaster, and death.

    • SDF-7

      Isn’t mass vaccination *precisely* using herd immunity as a strategy for responding to an outbreak or a pandemic?

      I mean I’m not trained in medicine… but what the heck else is mass vaccination *for* if not that?

      • Sean

        but what the heck else is mass vaccination *for* if not that?

        Making money?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Tagging people with tracking chips?

      • Sensei

        Do you have a newsletter?

      • invisible finger

        It goes something like this: Herd immunity by bureaucrat is teh awesome; herd immunity by nature is teh awful.

    • PBRstreetgang

      “Paulette Cooper Noble is the author of 26 books, and lives in Florida.”

      Florida Woman has the crazy too.

    • KOVIDKristen

      That’s too bad…Paulette Cooper is a fascinating woman with uite a story. Perhaps all the traumas she had at the hands of the Nazis & Scientologists gave her mushbrain.

      • KOVIDKristen

        *quite

      • PBRstreetgang

        I’d never heard of her before this. Her personal story is remarkable and would probably mess up anyone for good.

      • KOVIDKristen

        What the Scientologists did to her is fucked. up.

    • leon

      These measures may seem gratuitous. But they are my means of self-preservation.

      Bathing in Formaldehyde is also an effective means of self-preservation.

    • The Other Kevin

      They used to call this OCD.

    • DEG

      Oh boy. I waded into the comments.

      I like this one:

      Especially those in Red states where being unsafe is a mark of pride for Trump cultists.

      • Fourscore

        Can’t we unwear the mark of pride without being a Trump cultist.

        Don’t axe me about no max.

  12. Rebel Scum

    Fire up the lawsuit machine.

    ABC News referred to Kyle Rittenhouse as an “alleged white supremacist” in a report last week, despite the fact that the 17-year-old has no known ties to white supremacism.

    ABC justified the label by citing former Vice President Joe Biden, who has suggested Rittenhouse is a white supremacist in a campaign ad — and who faces a possible defamation lawsuit as a result.

    • leon

      See they just use Biden as their in house fact-checker.

    • Ted S.

      To be fair, other people have alleged (without evidence, of course) he’s a white supremacist.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I have the feeling the word “perfunctory” will be used once or twice in the complaint

    • Lord Humungus

      You know who else was an alleged white supremacist….

      • Ted S.

        (((Them)))???

      • mexican sharpshooter

        You?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Me?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        *looks around*

        Everyone here?

      • Lord Humungus

        I have the strangest boner…

      • Chafed

        Go on

        /JesseInMB and SugarFree

      • R C Dean

        Perfect avatar for that comment, LH.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Capitalism?

  13. DEG

    The fat-bellied, 500-pound plane can carry more than its weight in liquid pesticides or fertilizer, and is engineered to take off and land in a ridiculously short space: 150 feet, half the length of a football field.

    Hmm… I see drug running potential here.

    • kinnath

      Range is the issue.

      But, if your only goal is to hop across a border below radar, it might work.

    • PBRstreetgang

      Fat bellied planes make the rockin’ world go round

    • Fourscore

      Local delivery only

  14. Certified Public Asshat

    The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Miami Heat to win the NBA championship. I'm curious if anyone watching was rooting for a 3rd party, or did you all understand that only two teams were in the finals?— Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) October 12, 2020

    What’s the metaphor here, Biden vs. Trump in basketball?

    • leon

      Well you see if you don’t pick one of two people you hate, you are clearly the problem in America.

    • KOVIDKristen

      I didn’t watch any of it. That’s also a metaphor.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Well way to go, because now the Lakers are in power…I think.

      • leon

        If you didn’t watch the game, you have no right to complain about the outcome.

    • The Other Kevin

      When my team is out of the playoffs, I don’t root for any other team. I stop watching.

      This metaphor is terrible.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Whenever someone goes on and on about voting like your life depends on it or some bullshit, it usually means vote for the person I like.

      • The Other Kevin

        “Just get out and vote!” (But not for Trump. Or a 3rd party).

      • leon

        ^^^ I want to see what his reaction would be if someone said “Gee thanks, i was thinking about voting for Jo Jo, but you really cleared it up for me and so i’ll vote for Trump”

    • mrfamous

      That Steve Hofstetter is a laugh riot. Even if you shared his politics, how is what he does remotely “funny?” “People who disagree with me politically are stupid” is not a particularly funny joke, even if you believe it to be true.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Would you belive this guy actually tried to tell me that there are real people on the internet?”

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Surprise

    Federal Reserve Governor Lael Brainard has been floated as a possible Treasury Secretary if former Vice President Joe Biden wins the presidency next month. If chosen and confirmed by the Senate, she would be the first woman to lead the Treasury Department — a symbolically significant appointment analysts say would put a veteran Beltway economist with centrist views and recession-honed crisis management skills in a critical Cabinet position.

    “I think Biden wants diversity reflective of America, and I think they’re going to want to break some glass ceilings, leading me to think you could see the first female Treasury Secretary,” said Stephen Myrow, managing partner at Beacon Policy Advisors, a policy research consulting firm.

    ——-

    Brainard would be a palatable choice who would appeal to — or at least not face stiff resistance from — the Democratic Party’s left wing, while not ruffling feathers on Wall Street the way a more progressive figure like Elizabeth Warren certainly would.

    That support from both sides of the aisle will be important. A Beacon Policy Advisors analysis of the Biden campaign’s economic advisers noted that many of those perceived to have the former vice president’s ear on economic issues — as well as his vice presidential nominee, Sen. Kamala Harris — are grouped farther left on the political spectrum than the candidate himself.

    “This group includes a surprisingly high number of progressives for a candidate who ran as a center-of-the-party moderate,” the report said. “While we do not view it as likely that the Biden administration will promote policies as progressive as Harris’s or Warren’s voting records in the Senate, it will certainly influence the direction Biden takes on some economic policies.”

    VAGINA, FTW!

    At least she’s not as ostentatiously stupid as Kashkari.

    • Chafed

      Thank goodness for small favors.

    • R C Dean

      a veteran Beltway economist with centrist views

      Oh, shit.

      • kbolino

        Robert Conquest looms large.

  16. Tonio

    Kinnath – I just read your story from last night and enjoyed it immensely. Moar, pleez.

    Going to catch up on your other fiction.

    • kinnath

      One story a couple of weeks ago.

      That’s it for fiction.

      • Fourscore

        Well, Kinnath, it was a nice ride. We were hoping for an extension of the first one. We could do this democratically, take a vote to decide if Kinnath needs to give us more.

        Thanks for the memories, nonetheless.

      • kinnath

        That’s it so far . . .

        I am mostly done with a third and have an outline for a fourth.

        That will be it for the season, probably, maybe.

  17. Donation Not Taxation

    Florida Man? Hollywood Florida police shoot armed naked pedestrian. Police claim refused drop weapon. Pedestrian survives, so far. Bicyclist claims armed man white sedan threatened bicyclist. If true, same man?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8835543/Florida-police-shoot-naked-man-armed-gun-witnesses-say-ignored-orders-drop-weapon.html

    https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/hollywood/fl-ne-hollywood-police-shooting-20201013-rehicbljuzfovpzdbrtliy4s3q-story.html

    Donation not taxation.

      • Count Potato

        “As a Florida Man, I am proud to blast this song at inappropriate volumes while drinking wine coolers in the front yard, sitting in a plastic children’s pool, cleaning my sword collection, and arguing with my dog over the proper way to know if the meth I bought is real or simply laundry detergent.”

    • Endless Mike

      It’s good to see the Scourge of Carpathia has settled into a low-key journalism career.

  18. Donation Not Taxation

    ‘Yes, Virginia, there is a’
    ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’
    ‘TELEVISION STATION SERVING CINCINNATI AND NORTHERN KENTUCKY’

    https://wkrp.tv/

    Donation not taxation.

  19. Lord Humungus

    Young man had Bigfoot sighting after mimicking dying rabbit

    After sneaking into position, it was dark and about 10:00pm, I hid along the edge of the field and blew the call as loud as I could. After a few attempts at attracting attention and realizing that nobody could hear me over the loud music blasting, I was ready to go out and join the party when I heard a branch snap right directly behind me. Armed only with a flashlight, I turned around and shined it right directly into the face of a male sasquatch standing about 10 feet away! This creature did not act threateningly in any way, unless you count the fact that I could clearly see his teeth, I specifically remember the breadth of his chest, the smooth down, shorter, not longer hair, the funny shaped lump on top of his head (like a gorilla) and his arms/hands, which were holding some brush out of his way to see me. We stood there for perhaps five seconds before I decided to turn the flashlight off (not wanting to continue to shine it in his face and “upset” him) A moment after turning off the light I heard a noise, turned the light on and he was gone.

    riiiight,,, you were actually “visited” by STEVE SMITH several times.

    • leon

      I specifically remember the breadth of his chest, the smooth down, shorter, not longer hair,

      When Mojo writes STEVE SMITH romance novel?

    • Sensei

      50/50 chance, but I’m game!

      Let’s hope they didn’t take inspiration of using mixed languages from the Shogun mini-series. Although I do have a soft spot for Shogun despite the awful way they did the diaglogue.

      • Drake

        Latin and some form or pre-German? Have fun with that.

      • Sensei

        As long as it’s incomprehensible to anybody but a linguist it’s probably OK.

        OTH, Shogun is done in completely modern Japanese and English.

      • R C Dean

        I recall watching a movie recently about the founding of Rome supposedly in “pre-Latin”, or whatever they were speaking around there at the time. Can’t recall the name of the movie (I was drinking, alright? Happy now?).

      • Drake

        Was it about Romulus and his brothers? Maybe speaking Etruscan?

      • Florida Man

        What do you mean? The Japanese people speaking Japanese and the Europeans English?

      • Sensei

        But in modern forms with no subtitles.

        The idea was that it put you in Anjin-san’s place. It barely worked in the novel and didn’t work for me on the screen.

        OTH, it was an “event”. I remember watching it with my parents.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Eh, works for me. Nobody uses archaic forms in everyday speaking, and even if they used archaic language, if people from the actual time heard it they would be saying “WTF are they saying? LMAO” (or whatever the equivalent was at the time).

      • Fatty Bolger

        And yeah it was quite an event, I remember all the kids talking about it at school, especially the part where he gets peed on.

      • Florida Man

        Oh. It worked for me. It drove home that fish out of water feeling.

    • PBRstreetgang

      Its Netflix, so bet on at least one each of the following: Gay barbarian, bi barbarian, pansexual barbarian, trans barbarian, Latinx barbarian, etc

  20. Donation Not Taxation

    ‘I wish to make three points. First, Trump is the perfect man for these times, not all times, perhaps not most times, but these times. Second, Republicans are not doing a good job explaining the stakes in this election. They must explain, and this is my third point, that the Democratic Party, which has been taken by its radical wing, is leading a revolution. This makes the coming election the most important one since the election of 1860.’

    https://amgreatness.com/2020/10/01/video-tom-klingenstein-on-trump-2020-a-man-vs-a-movement/

    • Heroic Mulatto

      And Trumpist populism isn’t a radical revolutionary movement?

      Give me a break!

      • juris imprudent

        Isn’t it far more a reactionary movement?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I don’t believe so. They might position themselves that way, but they are seeking a radical change concerning the idea of the American polity from a classical polis into a 19th Century Romantic gemeinschaft, they just happen to be currently opposed to an equally radical movement.

      • Gadfly

        They might position themselves that way, but they are seeking a radical change concerning the idea of the American polity from a classical polis into a 19th Century Romantic gemeinschaft, they just happen to be currently opposed to an equally radical movement.

        Care to expand on this? I’m skeptical that there’s anything revolutionary in the current right-wing populism, but I would be interested in hearing this position fleshed out.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        #metoo

      • kbolino

        Well, all reactionaries are revolutionaries at heart. The yin-and-yang of revolution is radicals on both sides. Mussolini and Hitler wanted to do better than the ancients, not merely to imitate them. The reactionaries dispense with tradition with almost as much abandon as the communists.

      • Cancelled

        The American polity was never a classical polis. It was always a federation of States, and originally some of those States were very much in keeping with the developing nation state concept. Trumpism is no more radical than the various populist anti immigration movements that have existed in every era of heavy migration in our history from the Know Nothing Party’s formation in response to the first wave of German immigration on.

        The melting pot romanticism was not a founding ethos of this country either, it wasn’t a widely held concept until the 20th century. The founders were quite nationalistic, “To secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity” is quite a nationalistic concept. I know it is popular to decry all nationalism as “blood and soil’ ethnic parochialism, smacking of racism and hatred, but wanting to bequeath a better life to your children and their children is not only not an evil idea, it is the root of any society that has a hope of survival.

        Trump is a garden variety populist. If we were on the gold standard he would be out there Mumbling “Cross of Gold, Bad, hate it! Coining Silver free! !2:1 Awesome Best Idea!” He’s awful. Only by comparison to Joe Kerensky Biden and Kamalenin could anyone sane support him.

      • Count Potato

        “And Trumpist populism isn’t a radical revolutionary movement?”

        Not really.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        You’ll be in for a surprise at Pompeo/Cotton’s America in 2024.

        Not a pleasant one, I suspect.

      • Count Potato

        Besides not being a career politician, is Trump that different than a 90’s Democrat?

        No idea what you are predicting, and I don’t know much about Pompeo’s or Cotton’s politics.

      • Drake

        Details? More insular / less global trade? What else?

      • juris imprudent

        Neither of them possess the charisma that the cult of the presidency demands.

  21. Count Potato

    “Joe Biden facing questions as his doctor son-in-law advises his campaign on COVID at same time as running investment firm putting money into healthcare startups

    Joe Biden’s campaign is facing questions about the role of his son-in-law after a report that Howard Krein has been advising the Democrat on the coronavirus amid a possible conflict of interest.

    Krein’s venture capital business, StartUp Health, has been running a special initiative to invest in health care startups that offer solutions to the COVID pandemic, Politico reported, as Krein participated in daily calls to brief Biden on the virus.

    His dual roles of advising the campaign while investing into solutions to the outbreak could be a conflict of interest or lead to questions about whether his business is benefiting from his father-in-law.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8835377/Biden-facing-questions-doctor-son-law-advises-campaign-working-COVID-business.html

    Meh

    • SDF-7

      “Look, fat — if you can’t get plum jobs and funnel money to your relatives, what would be the point of going into politics? Now where’s the lock of hair from that stripper my son knocked up when he wasn’t banging his sister in law, anyway?”

  22. Lord Humungus

    The Joy Of Voting For A Trump-Free Future

    It is sad to admit but Donald Trump has brought out the worst in some people, including me.

    There is a narrow band of world leaders it has been acceptable to hate, including Cambodian dictator Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler.

    Yet, I can’t help despising Trump when I hear him dismiss the coronavirus that’s killed more than 212,000 Americans as nothing or read about him referring to Americans killed in wars as “suckers” and “losers.”

    With more time in front of a laptop than usual during the pandemic, I read more, get madder and then recoil at the unacceptable notion of hating another human being, unless, of course, it is Pol Pot, Stalin or Hitler.

    Apparently others are suffering from Trump-loathing, and recently from something sadder: for rejoicing when they heard the president was stricken with the coronavirus.

    • Lord Humungus

      The comments are surprisingly sane…

      Agreed, we should vote for President Kamala! Her super long track record of success in ending racism, crime and poverty is something you cannot ignore! As for Vice President Joe, nobody can compete with his cognitive skills, as sharp as a razors edge.

    • Count Potato

      “It is sad to admit but Donald Trump has brought out the worst in some people, including me.”

      Yes, that is sad.

    • The Other Kevin

      Even more sad when you know that all those things were made up and engineered to get people like this riled up.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Yet, I can’t help despising Trump when I hear him dismiss the coronavirus that’s killed more than 212,000 Americans as nothing or read about him referring to Americans killed in wars as “suckers” and “losers.”

      It’s like she’s fighting a caricature.

      • Mad Scientist

        That’s how it usually works. It’s much easier to fight the caricatured opponent who lives in your head than than the actual human being you have most things in common with.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      There is a narrow band of world leaders it has been acceptable to hate, including Cambodian dictator Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler.

      “I mean, i would have loved all these guys and been one of their biggest supporters when they were first starting out, but then later it turned out they weren’t doing real socialism so I guess they’re all bad now.”

  23. Rebel Scum

    Well, Ms Hironazi, we could just skip the hearings and go straight to a vote. It isn’t like any Dem is going to vote in favor anyway.

    These assholes definitely got their talking points down.

    1. ACA
    2. Muh abortion
    3. rushed confirmation process
    4. ideologue nominee

    etc., etc.

    And now the bitch is asking if Barret ever raped anyone(!).

      • juris imprudent

        IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT!!!

    • Count Potato

      “And now the bitch is asking if Barret ever raped anyone(!).”

      That has to be a joke, right?

    • leon

      You’re shiting me. She didn’t actually ask that.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      And now the bitch is asking if Barret ever raped anyone(!).

      Does she like beer?

    • Ed Wuncler

      She’s fucking nuts and a dimwit. I’ve been listening to this shit on and off all day and it’s shocking that some people view these jackals as our betters.

    • Sensei

      まったく。

      彼女は全然素直じゃない。

    • Count Potato

      “Sen. Mazie Hirono asks ACB “since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?””

      https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1316118474222075904

      OFFS!!

      • Drake

        An honest answer would be: “Look at me, now look at yourself in a mirror.”

      • Lord Humungus

        Chonk Norris
        @RedBarn53079205
        ·
        25m
        I’d chew my arm off and escape in the night.
        ?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was waiting for Hirono to say something simultaneously offensive and incredibly retarded. She never disappoints.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Not that I can recall, sugar tits.”

      • Apples and Knives

        “Senator, how am I supposed to know the request is unwanted until I make it? It’s a request, not a require.”

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Brainard is perceived as being less hostile to Wall Street while — critically — remaining at a professional distance from the financial services industry. “The candidates the progressives are going to be pushing are most likely not coming from the private sector — it’s academia, it’s think tanks. Progressives are concerned that people deemed moderates are going to have ties too close to industry,” Myrow said.

    “The knock on her would be the left saying they want somebody with more clear progressive bona fides, someone who is going to be a more strong proponent of deficit financing who’s going to focus not just on economic recovery, but also economic recovery in a way that promotes equality,” Myrow said.

    Just as long as she is willing to go along with the leftist fantasy du jour, and pretend money grows on trees, and goods come out of a magic hat.

    • leon

      I celebrated it.

      • Spudalicious

        You let the girls fly free, eh?

    • Count Potato

      It’s also “Metastatic Breast Cancer Awareness Day”.

    • kinnath

      Free the Nipple!

    • Lord Humungus

      heh – I thought my dad was going to stroke when EF once showed up sans bra at their house.

      • Lord Humungus

        first one then the other,

      • Mad Scientist

        Honk! Honk!

      • Gadfly

        It’s very important to get the order right in that situation.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      That’s every day for Chuck Schumer.

      • Count Potato

        Maybe, maybe not.

  25. Ed Wuncler

    I bit the bullet and bought, “Presidents are Temporary but Wu Tang is Forever,” yard sign. Chances are people will chuckle at it and provide some levity but I know some of my crazy Leftist neighbors who will most likely view me as an asshole.

    I will say though that one of my neighbors is brave enough to have a Trump sign and flag in his yard. That guy gives no fucks whatsoever but most of the people in my subdivisions aren’t assholish enough to tear down his shit.

    • invisible finger

      Just takes one asshole kid from Barrington High running over the sign with his BMW.

      • Ed Wuncler

        Half of these teenagers in Barrington drive more expensive car than I do. I drive a fucking Hyundai and one of my neighbors bought their kid a gotdamn Jeep with all the bells and whistles. I high school I had to use the good ol’CTA to get to around.

      • Drake

        Walking the dog yesterday, some high school girl pulled up in front of the neighbor’s house in a new BMW convertable.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        And the walk to the bus stop was uphill both ways through the snow.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        It’s amazing how much this election is breaking down by race. By where I live, the middle class housing area has a ton of Trump signs, whereas the part of the neighborhood with million dollar mansions is exclusively Biden country.

        The rich love war criminals and also water is wet.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        *class, rather than race

    • leon

      Nice. Echoes of one of my favorite quotes from Napoleon: “Glory is fleeting, but Obscurity is forever”

    • Tulip

      It’s the interracial gay couple here that has the only Trump sign. I figure they’ve been through enough that they have no fucks to give about anyone else’s opinion.

      • Sensei

        Well that doesn’t fit the narrative very nicely now, does it…

      • B.P.

        I mentioned last week on this forum that the gay couple around the corner has a Trump flag on a 20-foot pole, with the rainbow flag underneath. The neighborhood is ground zero for white guilt in a very blue city. I’m sure their display just doesn’t compute for most of the neighbors.

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      I gotta get me a sign like that for the next Canadian Federal election.

  26. Tulip

    I had to go into the office today briefly. I was very nervous pulling on my jeans after months of stretchy pants. My jeans WEREN’T too tight. They aren’t as loose as at the start of the pandemic, but things are not as bad as I feared. I was almost ready to try on an old, smaller pair of jeans when the pandemic hit. That will have to wait, but it is potentially doable by the end of the year.

    • Lord Humungus

      I’ve been a workout maniac since the pandemic, moAR reps and MOAR weights. At 50 I’ve never been this fit.

      Of course I’ve also been drinking too much and smoking pot. So I’m a fit alcoholic.

      • The Other Kevin

        Same here. I like working out at home and I’ve accumulated a lot of equipment over the years. I didn’t talk about it much though, because I know most people couldn’t go to their gym.

      • Lord Humungus

        In the garage I have a weight bench, a dip/pull up station, and a flat bench. Add in some bands and an ERG machine, plus I run 8-10 miles a week. Location does kind of suck for the Michigan winters but I just wear more clothes and a pair of thin gloves under the weightlifting gloves.

        A person can only watch so many movies and read so many books.

      • Florida Man

        Yeah, thankfully florida opened gyms early or I would be a full blown drunk by now.

      • Tulip

        I was drinking too much and eating too many carbs. I stopped drinking too much (except Fridays), and I’ve cut back on carbs (still too much) and upped exercise. Soo, starting to reverse.

      • Tulip

        My gym finally says no masks while actively working out. Once a paper is out (absolute deadline of the 30th) I’m going to start back.

    • KOVIDKristen

      I had to bump up an inch on my eshakti measurements. Tryna mitigate that by walking 30 minutes every day.

      How was it out there in bidnessland?

      • Tulip

        I was the only person on my floor.

  27. Mojeaux the Malevolent

    @commodious spittoon, dragging from a.m. lynx

    Re: Tulpae

    I can’t be arsed to check.

    You’re keeping track? Did you name names?

    I don’t keep track, but to keep from embarrassing myself, I do go into the dashboard and do a search of comments for the unfamiliar moniker and see how many posts they have and when.

  28. RAHeinlein

    Just saw a Greenfield ad funded by LCV Victory (League of Conservation Voters) fund – “for science, for our future.” They are apparently funding similar campaigns against Republican incumbents, although the website claims “regardless of party.”

    • kinnath

      The levels of out-of-state spending this election have become obscene.

      • RAHeinlein

        We’re just lucky Greenfield didn’t accept any of that icky corporate PAC money.

      • whiz

        No, she gets it directly from the big donors, right?

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Well they are for science, so of course they are supporting the Dems.

  29. limey

    Today on the BBC radio news, ACB was described as “a staunch Catholic”, and subject to intense character assassination, basically described as a lacky to do BAD ORANGE MAN’s bidding and single handedly prevent all Americans from exercising their judicially-legislated

    • limey

      right to kill babies and make healthcare provision as messy and complicated as possible.

    • leon

      Wait. is she beholden to Bad Orange Man or the Pope? I need to keep track of these things you know.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      It reminds me of the Economist writing an article about ten years ago trashing one of the States for passing an abortion law that limited the practice to 20 weeks. The Economist failed to note that the UK restricts abortions to 24 weeks, while the US has no effective limitation. I bet BBC pulled the same game just breathlessly screaming about “der gona take ma abortions!”

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        I think most of Europe limits it at 20 weeks if not earlier.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        12 weeks is the average in Europe with more than a couple of them that restricts it to 8 weeks, which is essentially a ban.

    • Chafed

      It’s good you have government owned news. That assures you get unbiased information.

  30. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    Why the hell is the Mexican girl wearing a top? WTF

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      I have never been more outraged with such a disgusting spectacle. Who wants to look at a Mexican girl at a soccer game with her fucking top on? Can 2020 get any fucking worse

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Depends on the Mexican girl. They don’t all look like the senoritas in the telenovelas.

      • DEG

        You’re ruining my life.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        There is no Santa Claus either.

      • Floridaman

        True if they did, immigration fraud would look very different, and I doubt it would be opposed by anyone.

      • Gadfly

        I’m sure people would still support limiting immigration under those circumstances – although it would be a rather sexist limitation (more senoritas and fewer senors means better chances with the senoritas).

      • Count Potato

        So we have a Floridaman and a Florida Man?

      • Floridaman

        Yep, or are we both secretly one in the same.

  31. Mojeaux the Malevolent

    Goodness gracious. Somebody bitching today on FB about people’s “lazyass” attitudes toward…dun dun dun…their cross stitch projects. And, “sadly, it’s NOT the younger generation.”

    Lighten up, Frances. It’s a hobby.

    • Hyperion

      I thought we were all out of first world problems since Trump has been trying to destroy democracy and the universe for the past 4 years.

  32. Ed Wuncler

    I’m watching the Senate Judiciary Hearings for Amy Coney Barrett and it’s amazing to me how some people view these jackals as our betters. How are many so willing to give these people so much power to influence our lives? It’s absolutely mind boggling.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      To be honest, I legitimately think Mazie Hirono is mentally handicapped and that explains her inability to have shame.

      https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1316118474222075904

      “Sen. Mazie Hirono asks ACB “since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        She is the worst of the bunch, by far. She’s retarded and malicious.

      • Ed Wuncler

        She’s the fucking worst. I couldn’t believe my ears when she asked that question.

      • B.P.

        Are you coming on to me, Senator?

      • R C Dean

        “since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?”

        “Well, once my husband said ‘Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.” Does that count?

      • whiz

        In many cases, how can you tell if they’re unwanted until you ask, unless you are a mind reader?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They believe. And they will beat you with their Bible in order to prove it.

      My view of my college friends has taken a major hit over the years as they consistently demonstrate a tendency towards emotive post-hoc rationalization.

      They simply cannot reconcile a pragmatic view of politics that would cause them to buck the trend among their acquaintances on any issue.

      At the same time, they mock the religious for their unquestioning faith. It’s quite sad.

      • Ed Wuncler

        Same Scruffy. A lot of people who I viewed as intelligent and logical have gone off the deep end especially with the Trump Presidency. Any time you try to reason with them and have a decent conversation with regards to Trump and his Presidency, they become rage filled beasts.

    • Ed Wuncler

      When Cory Booker first ran for Mayor of Newark, I didn’t agree with a lot of what he believed in but thought he was on the right track with helping former convicts reintegrate back into society. But watching him in the Senate, he’s a piece of shit and an empty suit who used his race and boyish looks to convey false intelligence. He’s an utter failure and is an example when we strip away meritocracy from our society.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Don’t talk shit about Spartacus.

      • Ed Wuncler

        LOL

      • Floridaman

        Remove the name, and that could be any one of them.

  33. Hyperion

    Saw my first Trump sign in the hood today, it’s this one:

    Bad Orange Farms

    In the middle of a suburban neighborhood in MD, a farming sign? That’s weird. I would have thought I would see that in Iowa, not here.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I saw a white delivery truck on the road today where somebody used their finger to write “TRUMP” in the dust on the back.

    • Count Potato

      Probably a weed dealer.

    • CPRM

      Troll farms.

  34. R C Dean

    Holy crap. Mexico actually has a national holiday called “Day of the Race”?

    I can hardly wait to roll that out at a diversity and inclusion seminar.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      I always found their “Day of the Race” to be comical, because (1) Hispanic is not a race and (2) Mexico is about as ethnically pure as the US.

      Mexican girls at soccer games should still not be wearing tops, though.

      • Count Potato

        “Hispanic is not a race”

        It’s as much of a race as any other others.

    • Hyperion

      I assume ‘The Race’ is the current hybrid mix of Europeans, mostly Spanish, who conquered Mexico back in the 1500s and the Native Americans who were inhabiting the region at that time. I don’t think that has anything to do with politics.

      • Hyperion

        Someone set me straight if I’m wrong on that.

      • Drake

        Add in a dash of African and I believe that is the recipe.

      • R C Dean

        For purposes of scoring cheap points, I am uninterested in such nuance.

      • Hyperion

        That interbreeding did lead to some especially attractive female critters.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        That is exactly what the day refers to, but not everyone has native and Spanish blood in Mexico and quite a few presidents were ethnically European mixed with some other European. Germans and Japanese also moved to Mexico in fairly sizable numbers for some reason at some point in their history.

        I may be wrong, but hasn’t Mexico only had one native President (Benito Juarez)?

      • Hyperion

        Not sure about the presidents, but I have read a great deal of Mesoamerica history and historical novels based on that area and culture.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Are you referring to the one Mexican author that everyone cites?

        Gabriel Garcia Marquez is the Isabel Allende of Mexico

      • Hyperion

        Have not read his stuff. Is it good?

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Yeah. He’s good.

        Sorry, my Isabel Allende joke sounded funny in my head. Less so in text.

      • Count Potato

        It does have to do with politics, although historically, I would say it has more to do with religion.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Is Speedy Gonzales the mascot?

      • Hyperion

        I can’t believe Speedy has not been cancelled yet.

    • Hyperion

      Hmm, Columbus Day?

    • Hyperion

      “You can’t vote for an actor because he’s black”

      The horror! Someone cancel that dude, now!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Too old to give a shit. Good for him.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Thank you LH. I have a new found appreciation for Michael Caine. Had no idea about his pre acting background.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    it’s amazing to me how some people view these jackals as our betters. How are many so willing to give these people so much power to influence our lives? It’s absolutely mind boggling.

    Pay no attention to that jackal behind the curtain. Just watch the smoke and mirror show.

  36. Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

    Is it wrong to fantasize about a catfight between AOC and ACB that turns into hot lesbian sex? With the sound off, of course. Asking for a friend.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Throw in a kiddie pool full of jello and we have a pay per view.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Ain’t no one stopping that. Although, that’s true for most catfights.

    • Rebel Scum

      Yeah I can’t decide if I find ACB’s voice cute or irritating.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        It’s definitely irritating. She’s a hot girl who loses some points because of her voice.

    • Rebel Scum

      Also I’d substitute Temptress Tulsi for AOC.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        She can join too.

    • EvilSheldon

      No. Bestiality is gross.

  37. Tulip

    One of my neighbors has a Bernese. She’s about 9 and was clearly the runt of the litter. I think my dog outweighs her. But, she has decided that I am one of her favorite people (she couldn’t care less about Babs and Babs barely tolerates her), but if she sees us she comes running. Today she came charging down the driveway without her owner in sight, which she is not supposed to do. He showed up shortly and asked if I heard her whining yesterday. They had seen me, with Babs and she refused to move until we were out of sight, whining the whole time. Aww, she’s such a sweetheart. (No I didn’t hear or see her).

  38. KOVIDKristen

    Am listening to a Podcast, and heard an ad for a Podcast about food. Gize, apparently we’re not to say “food desert” anymore: it’s “food apartheid”.

    Got it?

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      “Food apartheid”? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The week isn’t over yet.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Unless there are laws preventing people of a certain ethnicity from a) purchasing food and/or b) opening groceries in a certain community – it is not “apartheid”.

      I mean, if you’re going down that road, go full “food Holocaust.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Mexicans looked at me funny when I was shopping in the Hispanic grocery. Does that count?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Tan more.

      • Spudalicious

        Maybe he identifies as a white hispanic melanintard.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I can’t believe you still think words have meaning. It’s systemically racist of you to use a euro-centric dictionary and then pretend as if your linguistic privilege isn’t showing. You have been exposed.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “words have meaning”

        Oh fuck, now you done did it….

      • Heroic Mulatto

        He’s lucky it’s a cold, rainy Fall evening and I’m sleepy….

      • R C Dean

        Hmm. Too obscure to be a euphemism?

      • Hyperion

        It is well known that the poor do not eat healthy food because there’s no Wholefoods in their neighborhood. If all the Burger King’s were replaced with Wholefoods, the problem would be instantly solved.

        So there you go, there is indeed Food Apartheid. That’s what I was told anyway.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Why stop there? It’s a food apocalypse.

      • kbolino

        Well, somebody is keeping Walmarts out of many urban, majority-black places. I’m sure it must be F. W. de Klerk.

      • db

        “Food Apartheid” will be when anti-cultural-appropriation laws are written to prevent European descendants’ purchase of foods other than lutefisk and hot dish.

    • Tulip

      When I bought my house I was surprised (and I bet Kristen is too) to learn it is in a food desert. Because, apparently, the Best Way (caters to Hispanics) the La Latina (small, also caters to Hispanics, and one more whose name escapes me (also….) Don’t count. all in easy walking distance. But, you can’t walk to Giant. So. Food desert=bullshit.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        When you put it that way, it makes me wonder if the food desert propaganda isn’t a push for big chains to get subsidies to locate in certain areas. A bootleggers and Baptists situation.

      • Tulip

        That’s what I think.

      • Rhywun

        Except as k-bo hinted at above, big chains like WalMart want to locate there but are prevented from doing so by the Democrats that nearly universally run those areas – and usually at the behest of the elites from across town who demand “living wages”, unionized labor, and other nonsense.

      • Tulip

        Still not Baptists and bootleggers

      • Tulip

        Wal-Mart with grocery moved in since I bought. I don’t think anyone is actively keeping groceries out of my neighborhood. But, I do think they are not counting smaller chains – like best way

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, there could be multiple phenomena at play in various places. In my city the professional activists hate WalMart and Dollar Store, for example.

      • Tulip

        Although not bootleggers and Baptists since no one has an incentive to keep food illegal. But I do think large chain groceries are behind this crap.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        Bootleggers and Baptists isn’t necessarily about keeping something illegal. It’s about regulation.

      • Tulip

        And this is not that

      • KOVIDKristen

        Best Way is so convenient

      • Tulip

        What’s the one in the strip mall with the Goodwill, Pho place and Dominoes?

      • KOVIDKristen

        I haven’t been in there…can’t remember the name

      • KOVIDKristen

        That’s Tameka’s favorite Pho place, though. I prefer the one in Rose Hill.

      • Tulip

        I like Golden Cow on 7th? I can drive there or describe how to get there, not sure of street name

      • CPRM

        Before the mission creep started, food deserts were supposedly places without a store that sold fresh produce, I tried to point this out in an email to local news that touting a program last year going into ‘food deserts’ giving away free produce; that in fact every place they stopped had a store that sold fresh produce. (not to mention this is the country and lots of farmers are selling direct produce on location)

      • kbolino

        A lot of it is a classic misinterpretation of statistics. The actual definition of a food desert is framed along these lines: a Census Bureau statistical region in which some residences are more than a certain distance away from a grocery store. It is not at all uncommon to find a “food desert” that contains multiple supermarkets (indeed, I apparently live near several such “food deserts”). Usually, there’s a housing development tucked away in a cul-de-sac somewhere that is technically slightly farther than the defined distance limit. But then the news will report that all 10,000 people in that region are in a “food desert” when only like 12 homes are. There are “better” examples, like urban areas with hundreds or thousands of residential units beyond the defined distance, but then usually the distance is shortened too (e.g., it’s 10 miles for rural, 1 mile for suburban, but 1/2 or 1/4 mile for urban).

  39. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    https://twitter.com/jonathanalter/status/1316076728801005568

    “BREAKING: 88 of Amy Coney Barrett’s faculty colleagues at Notre Dame have released a letter saying she should withdraw from consideration for the Supreme Court.”

    You will not be surprised to learn that there are no law professors on this list, but there are four gender studies professors, which speaks to how “Catholic” Notre Dame University is.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      That isn’t very…collegial.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        None of them actually work with her.

      • R C Dean

        I’m pretty sure the law faculty doesn’t really think of the undergrad faculty as their colleagues.

      • Rebel Scum

        But it’s colloquial!

        And since it is “88” I am pretty sure that makes ACB a nazi in some roundabout way.

    • Hyperion

      Let me guess, that would be equal to 97% of her colleagues?

    • B.P.

      88? Ooh, I know this one. Eighth letter of the alphabet: H. HH. Heil Hitler. Nazis confirmed.

      • Hyperion

        I can’t keep up with these white supremacist signs. I fear I’m getting behind and will look out of place at the meetings.

    • Rhywun

      These are most boring confirmation hearings ever. A sternly-worded letter from “colleagues” she likely doesn’t know? Come on. Where are the rape trains?

      • Hyperion

        I bet it’s killing them. They are probably under strict orders from their overlords to not go totally batshit crazy this close to an election. You know they want to, it must be killing them. I love it.

      • Rhywun

        probably under strict orders from their overlords to not go totally batshit crazy this close to an election

        Well, somebody needs to tell Nancy. I don’t think she got the message.

    • Count Potato

      There was also a Group of 88 faculty in the Duke lacrosse case.

      • Cancelled

        Sounds hateful.

      • Count Potato

        It was.

    • db

      The Crazy 88?

    • Hyperion

      How long before the deranged pussy hat wearing freaks break into the chamber and start biting her about the ankles?

    • EvilSheldon

      ACB does ‘smugly superior’ very well.

      • R C Dean

        It would be almost impossible not to come across as smugly superior when surrounded by braying, posturing morons.

      • EvilSheldon

        True, but she really does seem to have a natural talent for it.

      • EvilSheldon

        I should say, this is not a criticism of ACB. Smug superiority is a perfectly reasonable response to the aforementioned pack of blithering fuckwits. I’m just impressed with the panache with which she pulls it off…

      • Hyperion

        Well, AOC has the same attitude. So, debate time!

      • Drake

        This. Like talking to poorly raised kindergarteners.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    I can’t believe you still think words have meaning. It’s systemically racist of you to use a euro-centric dictionary and then pretend as if your linguistic privilege isn’t showing. You have been exposed.

    A loooong time ago, I had a big discussion with a couple of my ultra-lefty relatives about the political abuse of language (as practiced by right wing oppressor groups, of course). I’d be interested to know if they have attained any level of self-awareness, but I would never have the stomach to initiate such a conversation, now. I’m sure they would be happy to explain how the linguistic dehumanization of one’s enemies was invented by the Bad Orange Propagandist.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    As long as “food apartheid” refers to my treatment of beets and Brussels sprouts, I’ll allow it.

  42. Ed Wuncler

    And also fuck the overreaction to COVID. My daughter was suppose to have her one year visit at the pediatrician but she had a runny nose and told my wife that she can’t set up an appointment until they have proof of that my daughter tests negative for COVID. And also we found out that my wife’s 96 year old grandmother had a heart attack but can only have one designated person see her the whole time she’s at the hospital. They can’t even switch off.

    These shithead governors allow rioting and mass protesting but if you want to see your love one in the hospital or hold a funeral, there are dumbass restrictions. The messed part is that no one will suffer the consequences of having these unnecessary and diaconicon executive orders.

    • Floridaman

      Not true, the voters will suffer the consequences for years to come…. oh wait did you mean one of the politicians?

      • Gadfly

        The media have done a good job scaring the voters, and the voters have done a good job in allowing themselves to be scared, or else the politicians wouldn’t be so brazen about all this.

      • Floridaman

        Yes, this year hasn’t exactly helped my faith in humanity,

    • Hyperion

      “And also fuck the overreaction to COVID.”

      The people who cannot see that are like programmed drones. I was in a meeting today with a coworker and somehow the commie cooties came up and I made a point about how destructive the lockdowns have been. He seemed to acknowledge this for a moment and then said ‘but spreaders, and we have to social distance or this and can’t open up everything or else this…’. Super nice guy, good coworker, but like so many others he’s so programmed by the mainstream media that even when he hears and recognizes legitimate arguments, he’ll immediately start quoting CNN. It’s sad.

      Some days, I start thinking we should all do a class action lawsuit and sue the federal government for 10 trillion dollars payable straight to each of us. Out of our money. Oh well, never mind.

      • EvilSheldon

        They don’t call it ‘television programing’ for nothing…

      • R C Dean

        Since the ‘Vid is currently at levels below what we see for a good chunk of an average flu season, ask him if he is prepared to support masking, social distancing, and keeping things closed for 5 months out of the year, every year, for the rest of his life.

      • Hyperion

        Of course he’s not. He lives out in the middle of nowhere, everything is open there, including his church and the restaurants. And he works from home. I guarantee he’s not doing it now. But he’ll still agree with whatever CNN says. That’s what I’m getting at.

        I even tested him by saying ‘You know the WHO just reversed their stance and came out against the lockdowns?’. He just ignored me and kept going down the same talking points. You know that CNN is not reporting the WHO’s reversal, because doesn’t fit the narrative.

        I’m sure he also believes that antifa are peaceful protesters and that all that burning and looting has been by right wing militias.

    • Count Potato

      “my wife’s 96 year old grandmother had a heart attack but can only have one designated person see her the whole time she’s at the hospital”

      That shit is just infuriating.

      • Hyperion

        Yes, it is?

      • Count Potato

        Not sure why that would be a question.

      • Hyperion

        Punctuation malfunction. That was not supposed to be a question mark. Yet it is, its very infuriating. It’s actually hard to think of anything that infuriating in my own personal history. I hate everyone involved with this lockdown, they all deserve whatever ill fate befalls them.

      • Count Potato

        The last time my mom was in the hospital, my being there, and talking to the doctors, etc. was a big help. It’s just very upsetting to me, that if something were to happen now, she might end up dying alone, because the last I checked, the hospital wasn’t allowing visitors.

      • CPRM

        My dad would have had a lot of shit nights (worse than they were) in hospitals if my mom and I weren’t allowed to be there. Most nurses didn’t know how to properly use a sling lift and hospital pharmacies would take so long to sort out meds that my dad would start having serious troubles before they got him the proper meds.

      • Fourscore

        It’s criminal!

    • Drake

      My mother has watched too much news and wouldn’t even agree to meet us at a restaurant for Thanksgiving. So we cancelled plans to drive up to MA next month. Maybe sanity will be restored in time for Christmas.

  43. Lord Humungus

    To lift thy spirits, I strongly suggest a new weed I tried the other day: Cataract Kush

    My dope fiend friend, who used to grow, put it in his top 5 smokes of all time.

    This is the combination of LA Confidential and OG Kush. This strain was created by DNA Genetics and it has blankets of crystals and looks almost grayish-black.

    The effect is good for pain, eating and sleep disorders. Most describe Cataract as a “creeper” high that keeps on building long after you stop smoking! This strain has been years in the making and is NOT recommended for the light-weight smoker. After you experience the Cataract Kush you’ll think you have cataracts!

    https://www.leafly.com/strains/cataract-kush

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      After you experience the Cataract Kush you’ll think you have cataracts!

      I . . . OK, why would anyone want to experience that? Can’t you just wait for the inevitability of old age?

      • Lord Humungus

        metaphors?

        Another review:

        Cataract Kush is a hybrid medical marijuana strain which was created by crossing two of the most popular indica strains – OG Kush X LA Confidential. Hence, this is a full-on indica strain. Originally, this medical marijuana was developed by ‘DNA Genetics’. This strain is featuring plenty of snowy crystals. When properly cured, the nugs of this plant would appear to be grayish-black in color. The THC level of this strain is ranging between 20 and 24%. CBD content is also found to be high in this strain and hence, it can deliver a strong corporal effect that would keep on building long after use. Therefore, this strain is effective for relieving pain, eating as well as sleep disorders. This can also be utilized by the patients who are suffering from stress, anxiety and insomnia. With regards to the flavor, this is LA dominant with OG Kush arriving at the exhale. The aroma of this strain will be a blend of earthy, danky and spicy with a hint of woody aroma and is typical of the Kush strains.

        https://www.allbud.com/marijuana-strains/indica/cataract-kush

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        They all look like English technical words, but I have no idea what the Hell any of them mean.

        Are “nugs” like “tendy nug-nugs”? Would Biden utter such a phrase? Should anyone?

      • Rhywun

        old-school ?

      • Count Potato

        Or you could take up glass blowing.

      • db

        A friend of mine once tried getting me to smoke weed, saying it “makes you much more agreeable, and helps you get along with people you wouldn’t normally consider.”

        I retorted that I really couldn’t think of anything worse than that.

    • Drake

      Even worse, it’s a British phone booth!

      • Count Potato

        It’s bigger on the inside?

  44. Scruffy Nerfherder

    And Spartacus just repeated the Lincoln lie….

    What the fuck?

    • Lord Humungus

      The word has been given. And the word was good.

    • Cancelled

      What is the Lincoln lie? (I am avoiding watching any politics, it’s why I am only intermittently around here, because I have decided that making myself into a furious suicidally depressed asshole is not a good idea)

      • Drake

        They fail to mention that it didn’t matter. All the Democrats were busy fighting for the Confederacy so no way was Lincoln going to lose or have trouble getting a nominee confirmed.

      • juris imprudent

        the greatest president of all forever

        Whoa, whoa, whoa – don’t get carried away there. He was the best Republican president, which means probably somewhere between 12th and 15th best all time.

      • Drake

        My man Calvin wad easily the best Republican.

    • R C Dean

      Cunningham led Tillis, who is running for a second term, by a 48 to 44 percent margin among registered voters in a new Monmouth University poll released Tuesday. The former state senator’s lead grows to 5 points among likely voters in a high-turnout scenario, 49 to 44 percent, while his lead shrinks to 1 point, 48 to 47 percent, in a low-turnout scenario.

      I bet that chick from CA who was in the threesome is regretting her resignation right now.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I had optimism that NC purplish/blue turn wasn’t going any further. We’ll see.

      • Drake

        The polls are all bullshit. In a couple of weeks they’ll all suddenly tighten up so the pollsters can claim they weren’t that far off. Until the final polls, it’s just more propaganda.

      • CPRM

        Well, the final poll will be 5-3, once Biden comes out that he identifies as a tax and ACB is forced to recuse herself.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        ^This

  45. Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

    I don’t how anybody can watch the show the Senators are putting on and think, “Gee these people should have more control over my life”.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Because the people generally nod and scream rah! rah! rah! when their team is speaking.

    • Cancelled

      I don’t think anyone except politically junkies watches hearings. And I doubt any political junkies are in the undecided category at this point.

      • Rebel Scum

        I have been listening out of shear morbid curiosity. Tbh even Ted Cruze rubbed me the wrong way. ACB rubbed me the right way.

      • pistoffnick

        Go on…

      • Hyperion

        Most people get their views from watching CNN or listening to their proggie friends on face book. That’s the extent of most people’s interest in or knowledge of politics.

      • UnCivilServant

        Almost no one watches CNN, their ratings are abysmally low.

      • Hyperion

        Older people do. The young ones get their political knowledge from their facebook friends, whose total political knowledge consists of ‘fuck Trump!’.

      • The Hyperbole

        Don’t forget the outrage addicts.

      • Cancelled

        Is ‘outrage addict’ a different category from ‘polical junkie?’ I’d call it a subcategory.

      • The Hyperbole

        Fair enough, although I suspect some political junkies are only in it for the outrage so it may be a chicken/egg thing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s useful to remember that these are prepared, rehearsed statements. The pols are mostly just actors speaking their lines. In some cases, they can’t even manage that.

      If you took Spartacus or Harris and put them in an open, freeform debate with ACB, she would eat them alive.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I would think if offered, would need to be offered to any color of skin but then again…????

    • Tulip

      Hey black guy! You’re fat and have diabetes because you don’t exercise! That’ll go over well

    • CPRM

      “The proposal is to provide patients with a one-year membership to Biketown, the city’s bike rental program. Biketown’s fleet is now all electric assist,

      Hey N***er Darkie POC you’re to Fat Unhealthy, ride this damn bike! But we know you’re too Fat Unhealthy and Lazy Oppressed to be bothered, so it’ll do the work for you! #SCIENCE!

    • Hyperion

      Black Portlandians respond better to treatment by bicycle than non-black Portlandians? I mean I dunno. I guess if a doctor believes that a bicycle is part of the proper treatment for a certain ailment that would not benefit a non-black person, then why not?

      I’d just like to ask one question. Who came up with this idea? A physician or some wacktard Portland city council member?

    • Rhywun

      OFFS. Aside from the drearily predictable paternalism, there’s this:

      Biketown’s fleet is now all electric assist, or “e-bikes”

      Morans.

      • Fourscore

        I can see retail opportunities opening up, with a low cost of goods.

  46. Cancelled

    I’d find the headline alarming if it weren’t that the contemptuous confusion center of my brain takes over when I read such gems as

    Mir Faizal, one in every of the three-strong group of physicists behind this experiment, said: “Just as many parallel sheets of paper, which are two-dimensional objects [breadth and length] can exist during a dimension [height], parallel universes can even exist in higher dimensions.”

    and

    First researchers proved the existence of the mysterious Higgs boson “God particle” – a key building block of the cosmos – and it’s seemingly well on the thanks to revealing ‘dark matter’ – a previously untraceable theoretical prospect that’s now believed to form up the foremost of matter within the universe.

    English departments need to stop turning out racism shouters and turn out a few technical writers instead

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think that was written by my college physics TA who was fresh off the boat from Guangzhou.

    • Rhywun

      Looks like some dude’s blog. I doubt he/she has an editor, or translator.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        I doubt he/she has an editor, or translator.

        Or functioning brain-stem, for that matter.

    • Ted S.

      “Just as many parallel sheets of paper, which are two-dimensional objects [breadth and length] can exist during a dimension [height], parallel universes can even exist in higher dimensions.”

      “We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”

      • J. Frank Parnell

        All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

  47. leon

    So I still think Biden Is going to win, but i’ve seen some ridiculous “landslide” claims by some prognosticators (:cough:538:cough:) that i think are ridiculous. I think it will be fairly close.