¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Oct 6, 2020 | Daily Links | 331 comments

I have a few family obligations when this is posted so I will have to make this fairly short.  Relax, nobody is dead but its still somewhat early here on the time zone so perfect it never changes with the seasons.

On to the links!

Willy Wonka got serious about stolen gobstoppers

No, AMLO…No.  The Honduran migrants are not heading to the US out of a secret plot to influence the US election.  The only thing dumber is the LA Times entertaining this as a theory.  Why now?  Maybe it fall and the weather is more agreeable to walk across a desert than in July.

Its no matter, they got bottlenecked by Guatemala‘s Oompa Loompa Army and many were bused back to Honduras.

Mexico breaks $14 billion worth of ventanas.

British court rules Maduro can keep his gold…for now.

BUT PERÓN GAVE YOU FREE HEALTHCARE AND PROSPERITY

 

Here’s a lively tune.  Have a great afternoon.

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331 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Relax, nobody is dead but its still somewhat early here on the time zone so perfect it never changes with the seasons.”

    Except Eddie Van Halen?

    • Ted S.

      But we still have Lou Reed.

    • kinnath

      I wasn’t aware that Eddie past on.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I didn’t know he had throat cancer.

      • Drake

        The guy chain-smoked even during concerts.

      • Apples and Knives

        Well, shit. That sucks.

      • EvilSheldon

        Aw man.

        I never even cared for Van Halen’s music, but Eddie was an amazing musician as well as just a great guy.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Oh no
        Oh no
        Oh no

        Fuck this year.

      • DEG

        Ouch.

        RIP.

      • robc

        I assume that was a joke since you broke it on the last thread?

      • kinnath

        Yes.

        And Count Potato took the bait.

      • Count Potato

        You misspelled “opportunity”.

    • Mojeaux the Magnificent

      Nikki Sixx is 61 and has already died twice.

      Heroin is clearly a preservative.

      • Count Potato

        Keith Richards will bury us all.

      • Apples and Knives

        Willie Nelson will be a pallbearer at Keith’s funeral.

      • tripacer

        With Ozzy

      • pan fried wylie

        2020 is gonna take Keith Richards. You read it on Glibs first.

      • TARDis

        Keith Richard(s) is Pie’s Great Great Grandfather.

    • Idle Hands

      fuck this year.

    • Bobarian LMD

      A peak happened in Arizona, just like a peak happened everywhere else that has been hit so far.

      Masks had nothing to do with it.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Does the CDC explain CA, where cases increased and decreased along the identical timeline except they mandated masks in March?

      Also, it wasn’t a mandate. It was permission for local authorities to implement such measures at their discretion. Implemented with little enforcement. The Hope-Simpson study from the 80’s does more to explain the regional spike in cases than how and when “measures” were taken.

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2134066/pdf/jhyg00034-0042.pdf

    • Gustave Lytton

      No one wore masks before the mandate and everyone wore one afterwards. JFC.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Someone mentioned that as a possible motive in conjunction with the two Sheriff’s who got shot in LA not too long ago.

    • leon

      No secret gangs allowed in cops. They should only be a part of the open Gang they are a part of.

    • wchipperdove

      Do they follow a guy named Red John?

  2. Count Potato

    “Donald Trump tweets his support for repealing a law protecting tech companies after Facebook removed his post falsely claiming flu is more lethal than COVID and Twitter flags it for violating rules

    Facebook on Tuesday removed a post by Donald Trump and Twitter flagged it for violating rules after the president falsely claimed flu is more lethal than COVID-19.

    The statement, posted just hours after Trump was released from hospital, read: ‘Many people every year, sometimes over 100,000, and despite the Vaccine, die from the Flu.

    ‘Are we going to close down our Country? No, we have learned to live with it, just like we are learning to live with Covid, in most populations far less lethal!!!'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8811291/Trump-tweets-support-repealing-law-protecting-tech-giants-Facebook-Twitter-flag-post.html

    Isn’t that factually true?

    • Brochettaward

      Truth has no place here.

    • Rebel Scum

      Yes but Orange Man Bad.

    • Rhywun

      It’s comforting to know that every single thing said on Twitter and Facebook is true.

    • Breet Pharara

      I may be an illiterate moron, but I’m not seeing where he “claim[ed] flu is more lethal than COVID”. Also, I’m not seeing where what he said is false. Also not seeing where Twitter is flagging everything that is false by other political figures.

  3. leon

    I’ve been To Buenos Aires. Fun place to visit. Montevideo is a better expat location however.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cordoba is nice if you get a chance. And then there was here that was awesome.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I particularly like the Chryslers there. Such rich, supple interiors…

    • grrizzly

      Montevideo has the waterfront. Buenos Aires is more interesting in every other way for a tourist. Cannot say much about being an expat in the area.

      • leon

        IIRC Crime is significantly better in the majority of Montevideo than Buenos Aires. But yes, the toursim/history is much better in Buenos Aires.

  4. Count Potato

    “General malaise: Chairman of joint chiefs AND string of top brass quarantine after contact with Trump at ‘superspreader’ White House reception for Gold Star families”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8811665/Military-leaders-quarantined-official-tests-positive.html

    “‘Roid rage’ Trump crashes markets by tweeting that there will be NO stimulus until after election – as doctor voices fears his COVID medication causes mania, aggression and psychosis”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8811961/Roid-rage-Trump-crashes-markets-tweeting-NO-stimulus-election.html

    TRUMP SMASH!

    • leon

      “General malaise: Chairman of joint chiefs AND string of top brass quarantine after contact with Trump at ‘superspreader’ White House reception for Gold Star families”

      Gold Star Families? So not only does Trump hate and kill our troops, he tries to kill their surviving loved ones too? Does the depravity of Trump know no bounds?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They might want to take his Twitter away until he’s off steroids. Just sayin’.

    • leon

      as doctor voices fears his COVID medication causes mania, aggression and psychosis

      His doctor? or just some random one who should have his license reviewed for back seat prognostication?

    • Breet Pharara

      Did anyone die? Since I haven’t heard anything, I assume not. Again, why are we supposed to be so terrified of this thing and need to ban “superspreaders”

    • Spudalicious

      What a fucked up headline. They got it from the Coast Guard guy but the headline is Trump infected them.

    • Rhywun

      when Trump’s tweet cancelling the stimulus talks hit

      LOL wut? Since when does Donald control the business of Congress?

  5. leon

    One day of Swiss links and he’s already getting to work done by foreign mercenaries. Sounds about right.

    • Brochettaward

      The Mexican-Swiss alliance is a threat to national security.

    • leon

      They wish they could just call journalists scientists. Then they could say “TrustAllJournalists”

      • Lady Z

        I wouldn’t be surprised to see some kind of “certified journalist” designation in the near future.

    • leon

      Earth is not necessarily the best planet in the universe for life, a new study has found.

      One of my favorite lines of (poor) athiest argument would be all over this: “God must not be real, because if he existed, why did he create a crappy non perfect earth for us!? Checkmate SkyDadyLovers!”

      • EvilSheldon

        Much like libertarians, atheists often make me embarrassed to be an atheist.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This x 1000^

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, we did get kicked out of the garden of eden.

        So we sould expect the world to be habitable but imperfect.

    • Grumbletarian

      Superhabitable planets would also likely have a little more water than Earth, especially if it was kept as moisture. Being slightly warmer would also make a planet more habitable, with an ideal of about 5 degrees Celsius hotter than Earth thought to be the biggest improvement.

      Yet “Climate Change” is a problem why again?

      • Mad Scientist

        Because without it politicians wouldn’t be able to play favorites as frequently.

      • Bobarian LMD

        5 degrees Celsius is good, but .15 degrees Celsius will destroy the earth.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Well, life on those planets evolve at that higher temperature.

        Life on Earth evolved at Earth temperature, so if you change that temperature all life on Earth will die out.

        Come on man, it’s like you don’t even fucking love science.

      • Gadfly

        Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t wetter, warmer climate describe the presumed climate during the age of the dinosaurs? I know that the historical average temperature for earth is though to be much warmer than it is now (we are technically still in an ice age), so basically this study is saying that past earth is better for life than present earth. Which…is not surprising at all, or even noteworthy.

      • leon

        Someone correct me

        Well, Ok. It was actually very cold when dinosaurs lived. Thats why there are so many fossils. They would have to burrow into the ground to retain warmth.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I laughed

      • Gadfly

        How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

      • Swiss Servator

        Dang…you scienced the shit out that! *high five*

      • Bobarian LMD

        SCIENCE!

    • J. Frank Parnell

      And some of them even have better stars than our own Sun, the researchers said.

      Oh yeah, well why don’t you go say that to the Sun’s face, Mr. Smartypants.

    • Suthenboy

      I don’t think they quite understand how evolution works. Life adapts to the environment, they are trying to work the other way about. They are the communists of the science world.

  6. Brochettaward

    Who protects the Secret Service from Trump?

    While agents have volunteered to sacrifice themselves for those they protect, they do so knowing that there is a low chance they will need to step in between a gunman and the president.

    “If they’re on the protection detail, they’ll take a bullet for their protectee,” said Janet Napolitano, President Barack Obama’s first homeland security secretary. “There’s a difference between that and being unnecessarily exposed to risk,” she added, one that extends to their families.

    So, basically, they are whining that Trump isn’t just locking himself in a room in the month leading up to the election. Because no matter what he does, Secret Service agents are going to be exposed.

    And doesn’t this story just perfectly highlight what a nation of pussies we’ve become?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Wouldn’t it make more sense to find agents that previously tested positive and recovered?

      • Idle Hands

        no because we live in the land of the clowns.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        True

    • Idle Hands

      Being a pussy is a virtue in this country.

      https://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2020/10/afraid-covid-19-mr-president-im-not-ashamed/

      I lean more right than left, but I also spent five weeks last spring at my father’s house in Massachusetts, after he caught the coronavirus at his cardiac rehab facility. When he came home, still covid-19 positive, I literally cowered in a bedroom with all of its windows open to the 35-degree New England “spring.”

      I guess I’m supposed to be embarrassed that I isolated myself rather than frolicking through the potentially virus-laden air of the common areas, the way a real righty would have — sans peur et sans masque.

      Of course, I did venture out to help my dad, who had just spent a month locked in his room by a nursing home that was — get this — afraid of letting the virus spread among its vulnerable patients. While he recovered his strength, my sister and I ran errands and did housework, protected by masks and nigh-obsessive hand-washing. The rest of the time, we stayed in our rooms while my dad occupied the main part of the house.

      I would have gravely disappointed our president because I felt a deep, sick fear every time I wondered whether I had caught the virus. I was afraid for me, with my history of lung problems and hypertension. I was afraid for my sister, because who knew what this disease might do to her. And I was also afraid for my dad, because if we caught it, he’d end up with two patients instead of two helpers.

      • leon

        We have a culture that has spent, at least, the last 30 years trying to turn virtue into vice and vice into virtue. Cowardice is not a virtue, yet this guy flaunts his fear as a strength.

      • grrizzly

        This is not a guy. This is Megan McArdle.

      • leon

        Sad.

      • Idle Hands

        I honestly think we might have been better off as a society when we treated mental illness as some kind of shame.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I have an article in the hopper that has been half finished for months. The title is “The MYOFB principle: You’re not special, you’re not important, and your opinion sucks”. It’s supposed to be a critique of this “I have an opinion, listen to me!” moment we’re in.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Sorry, got distracted by the kid.

        punchline I was getting at is that shame is an underused motivator toale people shut the hell up

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This. Over and over.

        You earn respect. You’re not owed it.

      • leon

        Some level of shame is necessary for people to recognize when they made a mistake and to make changes. Shame can most definitely be a force that spurs positive change, just like some stress can get you to focus to get things done.

      • pan fried wylie

        — get this — what a fucking douchebag.

      • Idle Hands

        In fairness to this person they are a woman.

      • pan fried wylie

        No. A woman could make a sandwich.

      • TARDis

        Or a gelding.

      • Idle Hands

        i’m sorry this is a little girl certainly someone this hysterical isn’t a woman.

      • Homple

        “I would have gravely disappointed our president because I felt a deep, sick fear every time I wondered whether I had caught the virus. I was afraid for me, with my history of lung problems and hypertension. I was afraid for my sister, because who knew what this disease might do to her. And I was also afraid for my dad, because if we caught it, he’d end up with two patients instead of two helpers.”

        Hitler, Yamamoto, Stalin and Mao look up from Hell at the USA, cursing their fates to have died before America turned into what it is to day. Missed it this much! They have to watch it 24/7. It is the worst of their punishment.

    • Gustave Lytton

      There is something to the different standards for politically connected than ordinary folks.

      If it was Mr Trump, private citizen, the local health department would issue a quarantine order along with daily follow ups until whatever their release criteria is reached. I see no reason why Trump or any other politician, who are at best our hired help, shouldn’t suffer the same annoyances as the rest of us. God help someone who decides to go walkabout when under a quarantine order.

      • Idle Hands

        This is a worthwhile take that I enjoy the thought of.

      • Brochettaward

        There is something to the different standards for politically connected than ordinary folks.

        This is an argument I had not really considered and has legitimacy.

        But in Trump’s case, he’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. If he sat around doing nothing, they’d lambast him for that all the same.

      • Idle Hands

        They were writing his death certificate on twitter over the weekend and planning what days they were going to piss on his grave than he had the audacity to show everyone he was still alive and it became the most dangerous stunt of our lifetime.

      • invisible finger

        He’s starting at his house. Anybody that doesn’t want to go into the house doesn’t have to.

      • invisible finger

        Staying.

  7. Count Potato

    “‘And it is frustrating to hear some folks say that you’ve been the beneficiary of privilege, that the color of your skin gives you a head start.

    ‘That is the reality for far too many hard-working, decent Americans.’

    ‘Right now the president and his allies are trying to tap into that frustration and distract from his breathtaking failures by giving folks someone to blame other than them.

    ‘They’re stoking fears about black and brown Americans. Lying about how minorities will destroy the suburbs. Whipping up violence and intimidation.

    ‘And they’re pinning it all on what’s been an overwhelmingly peaceful movement for racial solidarity.’

    She continued: ‘So what the president is doing is once again patently false. It’s morally wrong. and yes, it is racist. But that doesn’t mean it won’t work. Because this is a difficult time, a confusing time, and when people hear these lies and crazy conspiracies repeated over and over again, they don’t know what to think.’

    She said ordinary people ‘don’t have time to check falsehoods being spread throughout the internet, and even reasonable people might get scared.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8810781/Michelle-Obama-calls-Donald-Trump-racist-pleads-undecided-voters-end-chaos.html

    An overwhelmingly peaceful movement for racial solidarity??

    • leon

      They’re stoking fears about black and brown Americans. Lying about how minorities will destroy the suburbs. Whipping up violence and intimidation.

      Well I hope socialists are in the Minority. Because those are the people i see destroying towns.

      • Bobarian LMD

        When she says ‘they’ she’s talking about that person over there standing in the mirror.

      • Bobarian LMD
      • Rhywun

        That’s some breathtaking mendacity on her part. But having seen this same game being played my whole life I can’t say I’m surprised.

    • Tonio

      She said ordinary people ‘don’t have time to check falsehoods being spread throughout the internet, and even reasonable people might get scared.’

      Where have we heard this line of reasoning before?

    • B.P.

      Lies and conspiracy theories repeated over and over again.

      Projection.

    • leon

      ‘And it is frustrating to hear some folks say that you’ve been the beneficiary of privilege, that the color of your skin gives you a head start.

      ‘That is the reality for far too many hard-working, decent Americans.’

      Whats Galling, is that Michelle has perpetuated this kind of thinking about privledge since she’s been in the public eye, including up to her talk at the DNC this year.

      • RAHeinlein

        Since she’s been in the public eye and before – all the way back to any written and employment record. Once FLOTUS, she clearly stated that history needed to be changed.

    • Gadfly

      Voting out Trump won’t end the chaos, unless the Dems turn on a dime and decide to become gracious winners. I would not bet on that outcome, so expect to see the chaos increased as the currently fractious climate has increasing bad policy decisions poured over it.

    • LJW

      I’m sure the FBI is busy preparing to arrest Obama, Clinton and Brennan.

      • Bobarian LMD

        And the scarecrow and the tin woodsman were there too!

    • Tulip

      They knocked it down?

    • Agent Cooper

      “The sign had been placed in an area with dry brush, and the reporting party was apparently concerned it could spark a blaze, the log stated.”

      JFC. Is the sign neon?

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Not sure what’s more disturbing. His comments or those stupid circles on the ground.

      • Idle Hands

        it’s the circles. His comments aren’t really that disturbing because he says weird shit like that all the time.

    • Apples and Knives

      Okay, before the creepy “four years older” comment, what is he saying? It sounds like:

      “The good news for me is I’m here, and the bad news for you is I’m coming back.”

      WTF?

      • The Hyperbole

        Giving him the benefit of the doubt he’s referencing that he’s going to win and then he’ll be back campaigning again four years from now, trying to be self depreciating and not creeping on the young girls just trying to acknowledge their dancing, which I assume was part of the welcome pageantry.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Given, however knowing his…social tics, it comes off like your creepy Uncle Joe or Aunt Barbara and the family picnic.

    • Count Potato

      “He also shouted “WOOOO!””

      Nature Boy Donald Trump?

      • The Last American Hero

        “You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, whoa! wheelin dealin’, limosuine riding, jet flying son of a gun and I’m the best damn thing you got going.”

        Yep, checks out.

    • Fatty Bolger

      After Ebola, he’ll be mainlining spice, and merging with larval sandworms.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think he’s already started. It would explain his orange pallor.

      • Spudalicious

        His eye haven’t turned yet.

  8. Idle Hands

    JFC. And it’s Trump who is clamoring for the foreign intervention. Imagine a right wing publication asking for this, it would be naval gazed at for days and cited as a cry for insurrection.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/06/opinion/us-united-nations-election.html

    No one knows how Donald Trump’s Covid-19 diagnosis will affect his presidential campaign, but before falling ill, he repeatedly suggested that he won’t accept the results of the election, should he lose. In that case, Joe Biden should follow Ms. Tikhanovskaya’s example and appeal to the world for help.

    For many Americans — raised to see the United States as the natural leader of the “free world” — it may be hard to imagine requesting foreign intervention against tyranny in our own land. But as historians like Gerald Horne and Carol Anderson have detailed, there’s a long history of Black Americans doing exactly that.

    • leon

      Trump hates democracy, that’s why we need foreigners to come and install Biden.

      Geeze its like the CIA writes copy for DNC sock puppets.

    • Brochettaward

      It’s almost like they know that despite their bullshit stories, the core of the military won’t be on their side in any potential conflict.

      This is all really theater. There’s no real fear. But it’s pretty sickening to see any American call for foreign intervention (especially after spending 4 years crying about Russia spending a few thousand on social media memes supposedly supporting Trump).

      • Idle Hands

        I used to kind of roll my eyes when sarcasmic or someone would proclaim “All they have is projection” at the tos but it really is true. It’s all they have.

      • leon

        Unfortunately, I’m worried that a lot of these people are floating the ideas because they are hoping that (if biden looses) to “see” what happens. Maybe people will do what they have been urging, and then you have a lot of strife.

        Things are going to get worse before they get better. And you’re hearing this from me, a general optimist.

      • Gadfly

        Things are going to get worse before they get better. And you’re hearing this from me, a general optimist.

        Your optimism is apparent in your view that things are going to get better.

        /JK

        Things can always get worse, and can always get better, and it seems like there’s a cycle of worse followed by better followed by worse. It just sucks that it seems like we might be the lucky ones who get to experience a “worse” part of the cycle.

  9. Rebel Scum

    Tyrannical cunte.

    The Michigan Department of Health and Human Services (MDHHS) issued new orders on Monday to keep in place mask requirements, limits on public gatherings, and other health codes put in place by the governor’s administration during the coronavirus pandemic. The fresh mandates come days after the Michigan Supreme Court ruled that Whitmer lacked the authority to continue to enforce emergency health codes for the pandemic.

    “When it comes to fighting COVID-19, we are all in this together. We need Michiganders everywhere to do their part by wearing masks and practicing safe physical distancing so we can keep our schools and small businesses open and protect the brave men and women serving on the front lines of this crisis,” Whitmer said in a statement. “The epidemic order that [MDHHS] Director Gordon issued today is an important step to protect Michiganders across the state from the spread of COVID-19. Let’s all mask up and stay safe.”

    Whitmer’s office said the new orders are based on authority given to the governor during the 1918 Spanish flu epidemic, which was not challenged in the court decision.

    “Violations of this order are punishable by a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than six months or a fine of not more than $200, or both. Violations of this order are also punishable by a civil fine of up to $1,000,” MDHHS said.

    • Idle Hands

      something comes to mind about trees or landscaping and a refreshing drink.

    • EvilSheldon

      Anytime some asshole tells me, “We’re all in this together!” I have to suppress a powerful urge to punch their fucking lights out. That would probably be bad for my karma.

      • Idle Hands

        As someone who worked through this everyday it’s the most insulting fucking piece of propaganda I’ve ever been forced to chortle down in my life.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And the current occupant of the White House is a dictatorship.

      She forgot that line.

    • Brochettaward

      So just like they do with gun laws that get struck down, they just rewrote the mandates with a little different wording.

  10. Rebel Scum

    NFL: ‘Everything is fine.’

    “The 2020 presidential election and other national news events are driving substantial consumption of cable news, taking meaningful share of audience from all other programming,” reporter John Ourand claimed that Rolapp told the teams. “Historically, NFL viewership has declined in each of the past six presidential elections.”

    Rolapp also pointed to the coronavirus as another reason for the lower ratings.

    “The pandemic has caused several major sports to postpone their schedules, resulting in an unprecedented fall calendar,” Rolapp said. “The result is a crowded content marketplace driving a bifurcation of sports viewers across multiple events.”

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      No longer appointment viewing in the trashy household. College football? yes. NFL? Meh.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The chickenshit kneeling and BLM posturing has nothing at all to do with a significant portion of people trapped in their own homes deciding that they’ll watch something else.

      If I weren’t a 30 year chiefs fan with possibly the greatest QB ever, I’d probably stop watching too.

      I have watched almost no other games. And that is not what I’d normally do.

      • Idle Hands

        If Mahomes was murdered tonight I’d go my grave telling everyone he’s the best qb I’ve ever seen. He makes two or three throws a game I’ve seen maybe one or two other guys even capable of making.

      • leon

        He’s pretty good, but he’s no Kapernick.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Definitely needs to kneel more and grow a bigger fro.

      • Mojeaux the Magnificent

        I only watch the Chiefs. Got no dog in any other fight.

        Mahomes is something else again, that’s true, and very special. Something magic about him. But my husband is such a Mahomie, I’m getting a little tired of it and Mahomes. That said, Mr. Mojeaux puts up with my celebrity crushes, too.

      • B.P.

        Also, the “too many sports being played at one time is diluting our ratings” doesn’t explain why the ratings for all of these sports sucks.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Seems like people being stuck in their houses would equate to better ratings but what do Iknow.

      • Breet Pharara

        All sports are down. It’s hard to say what will happen when things return to normal. It is completely possible that this woke outbreak isn’t the primary cause of the decline but the other outbreak. Too many unknown variables.

  11. Count Potato

    “If you’re more worried about @realDonaldTrump unmasking on a balcony with no one close to him than you were by the Obama/Biden administration unmasking (aka illegally spying on) their political opponents, my diagnosis is you have TDS, & my prescription is to put down your phone.”

    https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1313486518523170819

    • Sean

      *opera applause*

    • Ownbestenemy

      *tiny golf clap* cause only people who pay attention got it

    • Rebel Scum

      Nice.

    • TARDis

      Classy even.

    • Rebel Scum

      I guess that makes me a hate agent.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What a bunch of Byzantine bullshit.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      All cover for a bunch of politically motivated twenty something twats that are skewing the political debate online

  12. Donation Not Taxation

    ‘Jeez, the reason I was able to stay sequestered in my home is because some Black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf’ — Joe Biden

    Donation not taxation.

    • leon

      He has Kamala doing his grocery shopping?

      • pan fried wylie

        “I said ‘Black’ woman” — Joe Biden

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s the “if it wasn’t for black people who’d do the manual labor?” mindset peeking out from behind the dementia.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep.

      • Gadfly

        Which would be an odd mindset for someone to have if they truly came from a working class background. They’d know it’s diverse if they lived it.

    • Ted S.

      You do realize the people stocking the grocery shelves aren’t funded by taxation, don’t you?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, with the number of EBT users, I’m not so sure.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Concern troll is concerned.

    The President has spent the year downplaying the coronavirus and denying its danger. His actions over the past few weeks show that – even with his own illness, so many of his staff infected, and 210,000 Americans dead on his watch – he has not learned a thing. President Trump is being increasingly reckless with the health of the American people and those around him, including the men and women of the Secret Service.

    Because the President must constantly feed his desire for political theater and photo ops for his reelection campaign, he created a super-spreader event at the White House – that flouted CDC guidelines – with more staffers and U.S. Senators testing positive daily. The President’s demand that the use of masks be minimized, even at the White House, defies science and has put people’s lives in danger.

    The height of reckless disregard for others was the President’s ‘joyride’ yesterday where Secret Service agents were required to drive him around in a hermetically sealed vehicle. Exposing Secret Service personnel to the virus does not just put them at risk, it puts their families and the public at risk.

    So we can know more about how these events have affected the Secret Service and national security, I have requested a briefing from the agency on the current safeguards in place for their employees — including on the President’s protective detail — and how Secret Service agents can be kept safe from coronavirus-related threats, including apparently the President himself.

    • EvilSheldon

      The idea that the people charged with literally THROWING THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF A BULLET meant for the president, should be afraid of contracting C19 from him, tells us everything we need to know about the mentality of the political-media-academic class.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’d imagine they were interacting with him in the quarantine unit anyway. It wasn’t like they were hermetically sealed off from the pres and he came along and forced them to get into the car.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No they were ordered away by the president so that his russian handlers could confer with him. /cnn #notthebee

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They were wearing n95s from what I saw. If they were worn correctly they should be fine.

      • Suthenboy

        There is a reason that there is zero data that masks make any difference.

        The reason: n95 masks are rating to be 99% efficient at filtering out 0.3 micron particles.
        Cooties = 60 to 120 nanometers.

        As someone here put it, they are trying to stop mosquitoes with a chain link fence. The whole thing is completely fucking stupid.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s for electrostatic filtration materials.

        99% of the masks out there, ie not N95, don’t meet that criteria.

      • Not Adahn

        *pedant on*

        95%. That’s why they’re called N95.

        *pedant off*

  14. Pope Jimbo

    Minneapolis cops are totally fucking with the firemen. Also this is some fine Journalism. I think they got Who and When and that is it. And both of those came from a govt press release.

    All Minneapolis fire stations were on lockdown for more than three hours Monday night after information surfaced about the potential for civil unrest, according to a statement released Tuesday by the Fire Department.

    The statement did not specify who might carry out the anticipated unrest and for what cause.

    Assistant Fire Chief Bryan Tyner would only say that “law enforcement surveillance” was the source of the information leading to the lockdown.

    • TARDis

      The move kept crews in their stations unless they were needed to respond to an emergency.

      Because the rest of time they were fucking whores and getting drunk at bars? Aren’t they supposed to be at the station unless needed?

      • leon

        Because the rest of time they were fucking whores and getting drunk at bars?

        I actually think you have your finger on the pulse of firefighters there.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Dey ain’t hoors, dey is badge bunnies.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Do you know how hard it is to double dip as a fireman if they don’t let you out of the station house to run errands during your shift?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You meant to say grey market hentai DVDs?

      • Ownbestenemy

        My teens ears perked up when you posted that…those sick bastards

      • Sensei

        Japanese and Gustave above, apparently, have a huge affection for physical media.

        I find this both endearing and puzzling as homes are generally smaller.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m a sucker for those obi strips.

        Really, it because not everything is available in a digital format and my japanese iTunes credits are running low with little hope of refilling them soon. Momoko Kikuchi’s Miroir or the latest (and last) Tora-san movie?

    • Sensei

      If they do have the Olympics next year that means I won’t get back until 2022.

      Sigh…

  15. Ownbestenemy

    Trump or the GOP just got their new campaign ad thanks to Twits on Twatter

    • B.P.

      The string of follow-on tweets below the JRubin one from various Nevertrumpers and lefty blue checks verifies that every one of these hacks has shot out at least one insane tweet.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You mean like this one?

        “Anyone hailing from an authoritarian country is horrified by that Trump video, as should be anyone who values democracy over demagoguery. The staging, boasting, the disregard for people’s lives. He won’t change and he must go.”

  16. DEG

    President Andrés Manuel López Obrador said that Mexico has lost about a million jobs due to the pandemic.

    Not due to lockdowns? Hmmm….

    • Idle Hands

      If the “jobs” were truly lost to the pandemic it would probably be called a labor shortage not a job shortage.

    • leon

      #Science!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Guidlines to stoping the spread of any disease: stop touching your face

        Newsome: touch it every 1-2 minutes after handling forks, knives, dinnerware, napkin, table, etc, etc.

      • Donation Not Taxation

        ‘Guidlines to stoping the spread of any disease: stop touching your face’ — Ownbestenemy

        ‘Guidelines to stopping the spread of any disease:’ quarantine few, not everyone excluding elite

        Donation not taxation.

    • Mad Scientist

      I’m sure touching the mask again and again and again, while you’re also handling food, would only make things better, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Your comment was more erudite and concise than mine.

    • Pope Jimbo

      So when do they start trying to weld doors shut to keep all Californians inside their houses?

      Or are they aware enough of reality to realize that is a lost cause? After all a huge chunk of their population is there because they were very good at tunneling, running, jumping and climbing. So trying to keep them penned up is utter folly.

      • Pope Jimbo

        At my last job, I told asked the Mexican kid who was working under me why the Mexican Olympic team stunk so bad. (Answer: Because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim is already here in the US).

        Two woke kids were appalled that I told the joke. Pedro laughed himself sick and said he could hardly wait to tell his family that joke. The woke kids didn’t report me for the joke, so everything worked out fine.

    • Breet Pharara

      True fact, I’ve never been attacked by a tiger while wearing a mask. Do you want tigers attacking people at restaurants?

  17. Pope Jimbo

    This story is a tour de force of journaloism.

    Goalposts are move, facts are mangled, percentages are used to keep people scared because actual numbers wouldn’t be nearly scary enough.

    I honestly don’t even know where to begin with the FUD. The only saving grace is that I don’t think the writer is smart enough to do this on purpose. They are just too dumb to understand what a load of horse shit the govt assholes have fed them.

    The headline is “Minnesota reports all-time high of confirmed COVID-19 infections from unknown sources”. OK, but are Rona infections spiking? Not really. They are on their way down. The headline wouldn’t let you know that though.

    If you want to see trends you can use this page by the same newspaper that published the crap story.

    The journalo never asked “Is is possible that people are just telling your contact tracers to get bent? After all you recently had to recall testing teams from Greater Minnesoda because they were being verbally abused by the rubes”.

    Gov. Tim Walz said last month that he would like to see the rate of unknown community transmission drop to 20% and the positivity rate of diagnostic testing drop to 4%, before withdrawing social distancing guidance and capacity restrictions on indoor spaces and large group gatherings. The state also has a mask-wearing mandate in effect for indoor public spaces and outdoor workplaces where social distancing is impractical.

    The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Tuesday issued a report backing the effectiveness of such steps, showing that confirmed infections increased by 151% in Arizona after the lifting of a stay-at-home order, then decreased 75% shortly after mask-wearing and limited business restrictions were imposed to reduce virus transmission. The report notes the drop could have been coincidental to the policy changes, but ultimately concluded that such steps can reduce viral transmission.

  18. EvilSheldon

    Huh. I just got a fundraising text from some putz at MoveOn. I never get fundraising texts, until this year, and I get 3-4 a week, always from progressives. Interesting.

    • leon

      I’ve gotten a bunch. And always, Always for my wife. I don’t know what she did, but she used my number for it.

  19. Gadfly

    BUT PERÓN GAVE YOU FREE HEALTHCARE AND PROSPERITY

    Argentina: America’s future.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      1990s Yugoslavia (with nukes and way, way, way more guns): America’s future.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        This seems more likely.

  20. Pope Jimbo

    The bitch set me up!!! (The bitch in this case was Project Veritas)

    Liban Osman is featured prominently in a video released last week by the conservative media operation Project Veritas claiming there is “massive voter fraud” in Minnesota orchestrated by Congresswoman Ilhan Omar.

    In his first interview, Liban Osman tells the FOX 9 Investigators he was offered $10,000 by community activist Omar Jamal to say he was collecting ballots for Congresswoman Ilhan Omar.

    “He was setting me up,” said Liban Osman.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m sure.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Nope no reason to investigate.

      The lack of verifiable evidence, allegations of misrepresentation and entrapment, and coordination with conservative causes, has been part of Project Veritas’ method of operation.

      The Stanford Internet Observatory reports there is evidence that the voter fraud story was coordinated with the Republican Party and rushed to publication to distract from the New York Times blockbuster on President Trump’s efforts to avoid paying federal income tax.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        OFFS

        So many fucking blinders being worn these days.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I don’t who it was coordinated with or why it was done. Is the story true or not?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I also like the “I took ten thousand dollars to admit to a crime” angle. That makes it all ok.

      • Pope Jimbo

        C’mon man! He was offered $10,000 to lie. He didn’t take that dirty money. That is why The Man is out to get him.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So when do the locals beat the shit out of the local journalists?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Never. Wouldn’t be Minnesoda Nice.

      • Fatty Bolger

        But the NYT story definitely wasn’t timed to coincide with the debate, and the Democrats didn’t know about it, even though they had an ad ready just hours after the story was published.

      • Agent Cooper

        “blockbuster”

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Democratic candidates who lost their last races given “fellowships” by 501(c) organization because they were just so tired and worn out and couldn’t be expected to get a real job.

    Previous comments from the group’s founder and director, Emily Cherniack, seemed to suggest that the fellowship endeavor is part of a creative way to give perpetual candidates a financial cushion in the brief period between runs for office in back-to-back election cycles.

    In a 2019 podcast interview, Cherniack described the fellowship interview as a way to give candidates money for “rent or groceries or their mortgage.”

    “What’s equally as important is the ones who don’t win, and what we have piloted and started this year is a fellowship program. And so what we realized was, a lot of our candidates who are not wealthy, have spent a year and a half not working, and they’re exhausted,” Cherniack said during the podcast. “And we just thought if we could provide some transition time for them; four months, where they get a stipend, so they don’t have to like worry about paying their rent or their groceries or their mortgage, right, and also they get four months to rethink and reflect and work on and do research on things that they find would be valuable for them as political leadership development.”

    She also expressed frustration at candidates’ personal financial constraints in a tweet last year about a measure to reform campaign expenditure rules: “To legally use campaign funds to pay for childcare for candidates is a great step in right direction. It still doesn’t solve for candidates who can’t afford to not earn a salary for 2 years by running but one step at a time…”

    I’m sure the IRS will be all over that 501(c) with an audit to make sure they aren’t simply giving Dem losers a slush fund.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And how many of those 501c’s are taking government grants?

      What a damned cesspool of corruption.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Didn’t you even read my quote? “creative way to give perpetual candidates a financial cushion” is the preferred term. Corruption is such an ugly word.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Get a fucking job like an actual normie would.

        That might lead to a little better understanding of the world than funded studies of the rural-urban divide.

    • Suthenboy

      Term limits motherfuckers.

      You serve two terms and that’s it. Not two terms here and two terms there. Two terms. Could be dog catcher and mayor but two terms in any elected office and you are out.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You can have a third under the condition you eat a bullet at the end of it.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The problem with your plan Suthen is that pretty soon the sociopaths wouldn’t be able to run anymore and us normies would be press ganged into service. I would have to sue the state for cruel and unusual punishment if they tried to make me sit through a city budget meeting.

      • Mad Scientist

        The problem with strict and brief term limits is the elected representatives will lose pretty much all power, and the deep state will be come much, much deeper. Everything will be run by nameless bureaucrats who are beholden to no one.

      • UnCivilServant

        Add in a maximum term anyone can be in a position funded by government funds in any capacity.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Including contractors? I hate to see the kind of fighter jets Cuisinart puts out.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        By hate I mean I gotta see it. The F4000 slices, dices, and juliennes!

      • UnCivilServant

        The arms companies can build what they think is worthwhile and try to sell it. No more thirty year, three trillion dollar devleopment contracts that deliver a handful of mediocre aircraft.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Contractual limits on how long you can work for the government. Just tossing out there. Haven’t thought about it a bit.

      • Tulip

        It also removes choice from the people.

      • UnCivilServant

        How much choice do people have now? I’d say little to none.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I used to think that was antidemocratic because people should be able to elect who they want but I’ve moved past that.

      • UnCivilServant

        You serve two terms and that’s it. Not two terms here and two terms there. Two terms. Could be dog catcher and mayor but two terms in any elected office and you are out.

        That was my proposal.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And an anti carpetbagger rule. You must have lived and live in the jurisdiction you’re going to represent for at least the past 25 years.

      • Agent Cooper

        Also, Congress only meets six weeks out of the year and members are paid accordingly. (3/26 of their current salary)

  22. Ownbestenemy

    Our county has a program that if you are a veteran you can get a propery tax exemption or split it between your goventment service fee on your car registration.

    I submitte my paperwork, but I didnt fit the critera. No problem there. The problem was the lady at the tax assessors office continually asking me “are you sure you don’t have the GWOT expeditionary medal?

    Look lady, I appreciate that you are basically telling me to lie and I get a $400 tax break…but no.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I’ll let you borrow mine next time around.

    • Swiss Servator

      You need that…or an Afghan Campaign Medal or an Iraq Campaign Medal or… such, I have a box full. Just wear, take pics, send back.

      • robc

        Did you see my lame, cheap shot at the 14th century cantons on the morning links?

      • dbleagle

        I can help like Swiss with that as well. If you want I could even provide you with a WWI Victory Medal or a WWII Krimea Shield, if you prefer.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thank you but its cool. I sat in the American desert of White Sands. I aint claiming something i didnt earn.

      • Sensei

        +1 Richard Blumenthal

        Kidding aside, I respect your integrity.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I know how you feel. The VA considers AFEM holders as “combat” veterans if it’s within a certain time frame/theater. Waited until just before the cutoff to enroll because it bugged me to claim something I’m not. Biggest reason was the lifetime exempt from Obamacare mandate.

      • Ted S.

        As did my dad, keeping Ernst Blofeld from getting his hands on those missiles.

        Or maybe he was trying to keep those missiles away from the illegal immigrants.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL

    • Lady Z

      Puerto Rican stateh….oh nevermind.

      • Gadfly

        Yeah, that’s probably the thought process of a lot of people right now.

        I did not know it, but the current governor of Peurto Rico is a Republican, and their current non-voting representative to Congress is also a Republican. It would probably be a purple state if it was admitted.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Ay, caramba!

    • Pope Jimbo

      It is sort of funny because Netflix is so political, but I really don’t like the idea that one conservative prosecutor can potentially fuck over streaming services.

      Just don’t pay Netflix if you are that offended.

      • Raven Nation

        Yeah, I’m torn between schadenfreude and being pissed off with the prosecutor.

      • UnCivilServant

        It fits the definition under the law. So the real question is whether you can have a ban on child pornography when the definition of pornography is heavily based on community standards.

        I have little doubt that the community standards in Tyler Texas find the content obscene.

      • Viking1865

        Yeah I think if some random dude formed a girls dance troupe and was filming them replicating the dances from that movie, he’d be arrested right after he posted the videos on YouTube.

    • kinnath

      Representative Matt Schaefer shared the indictment Tuesday on Twitter. “Netflix, Inc. indicted by grand jury in Tyler Co., Tx for promoting material in Cuties film which depicts lewd exhibition of pubic area of a clothed or partially clothed child who was younger than 18 yrs of age

      I watched one dance routine from that show and immediately thought that it was going to run afoul of the existing child porn laws.

      This does not surprise me in the least.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’m being totally serious here, if I had a young daughter I would not let this man near her.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I dislike Biden intensely and think he’s as creepy as fuck but he probably meant he’d like to see them dancing in four years when he’s campaigning for re-election. The fact that he doesn’t have the awareness to not say things like that regardless of the motivation tells me he’s pretty far gone.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dude will be what in 4 years? Almost 84 almost? I get it but you aint doing 2 terms

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In 4 years, if he’s still breathing, he’ll need someone changing his diapers.

    • Don escaped Duopoly

      From time to time my discussions of police power and obligation become rather impassioned, and often I fail to convey and convince; the past year has certainly not salved my fury.

      Along comes a calmer presentation: RadioLab is your typical NPR flaky/softy view of the subject, but, to their credit, they get the facts and the law dead right . . . and they’re horrified and incredulous to find that the social contract they have bought into is codified nowhere. Try these guys: they’re normal folk, they’re not partisans, they don’t study the law or jurisprudence for kicks, and they’re great story-tellers . . . with none of the Don attitude. Give them a listen if only to confirm what the law is and to understand what you are . . . or are not . . . promised for your tax dollars. Click to listen “No Special Duty” here: http://feeds.wnyc.org/radiolab

      Anyway, if a grand jury were forced to listen to this before ringing up an innocent citizen, they might think twice. I sent it to everyone I know because normally they dismiss my arguments with “it doesn’t work that way” and ‘surely you’re wrong.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m familiar with RadioLab (a good podcast BTW) but wasn’t aware of this particular one. I appreciate it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Thanks. Worth sharing.

      • westernsloper

        Bookmarked will try to listen in my non committal way. Radio Lab is usually ok in spite of being NPR.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The damned DA tampered with the evidence when they ordered the gun reassembled correctly.

      I think I’m going to blow a gasket. These people are fundamentally corrupt and willing to throw anyone under the bus in order to achieve their political goals.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m going to guess the theory is that brandishing it at a crowd tampering of the evidence of the case for which the pistol had previously been evidence in, not their defense case.

    • The Hyperbole

      they were protecting themselves and their property from people hurling threats

      “Hurling” TMITE

    • leon

      Huh. I thought i had heard that the DA had dropped the charges.

      • Spudalicious

        They dropped the charge on the protestors for trespassing.

      • leon

        I know that, but i specifically thought i had heard that the charges against the couple had been dropped after the primary election.

  23. Rhywun

    *swoon*

    Andy’s come out with some Jew-maps of his own. And he’s pissed at Bill for not keeping accurate enough account of them and not keeping the boot on their necks hard enough.

    And I’m in the Yellow Zone! That seems to signify “Jew-adjacent”.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So the cases are increasing it seems but how are the deaths going?

      • Rhywun

        Who the fuck knows? If the MSM do, they’re not telling.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If they’re not telling they’re telling.

    • creech

      Odds on, when this is all over, Andy writes a book “My Struggle?”

      • commodious spittoon

        Say what you want about Hitler, at least he had charisma.

      • Suthenboy

        Is German charisma gauged the same way English women are rated by attractiveness? A handicap like that is the only fair way to do it.

  24. ElspethFlashman

    Just when I thought I was out – they pull me back in. . . .

    • Mad Scientist

      Woohoo! Welcome back, Tulpa!

      • UnCivilServant

        What is the proper greeting for a returning Tulpa?

      • Raven Nation

        Sucker

      • Mason

        “I thought we told you to fuck off!”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        OK Fuck Off!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I realize that’s a meme and all but is that really the Presidential dog? Not that I’ve really given it much thought but the Presidential Pooch has been conspicuous by its absence during the Trump years.

      • Suthenboy

        Donnie Twoscoops, famous for his piss-hookers, is a bugophobe. Despite well cared for dogs being less buggy than humans, most bugophobes perceive them differently. Donny is not big on dogs.

        I dont trust people that dont like dogs so I am keeping an eye on him.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And it would be 4 years of “two scoops abuses his dogs” if he had one.

  25. Suthenboy

    Slow responding….

    Re: Term limits

    Sociopaths are always going to gravitate to positions of power. The simple, obvious not perfect but best solution is to not concentrate power but to disburse it as much as possible. It is the foundational principle of our form of government.
    The problem is that scared, dumb people that want to ‘get things done’ keep getting duped into concentrating power more and more.

    • Suthenboy

      In the last photo of the Proud Boys I saw half of the white supremicists were latino or black.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You are mistaken, they were wearing white hoods and carrying burning crosses. Please take this cup of pills.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        But the hoods ain’t no good if ya can’t see out of em!

  26. Yusef drives a Kia

    Since death comes in threes, who’s next? I vote Elton because coplication of being Elton,

    • Ownbestenemy

      Bono…it has to be Bono

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        OK, that would make three, let’s see how it plays out,,,,

      • Ownbestenemy

        If this is a death pool than I am game!

      • The Hyperbole

        If there is in fact a god it will be Jimmy Buffet and Brian Wilson.

      • TARDis

        Always liked his remake.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        he fits the bill, wait, how is Bill Withers? alive?

  27. Yusef drives a Kia

    or the complications of being Elton…

  28. The Gunslinger

    So apparently EVH did actually pass away. They were my favorite band when I was an angry young high school loser. Saw them one at the palace of Auburn Hills on the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge tour. This was one of my favorites.

    https://youtu.be/0peSQnpDobQ

    RIP Eddie.

    • The Gunslinger

      Once not one

      • The Hyperbole

        “Once of my favorites” makes no sense at all.

      • whiz

        “once at the palace”, I assume he meant

        But you knew that, just trying to make trouble? 🙂

    • Ownbestenemy

      My son has been working on Eddies solos. He is starting to get the finger tapping down pretty good.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        have him try it with apick instead of his right fingers, same technique with different sound, cool stuff,
        oh I right hand fret with my Ukulele as well, fun!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Will do!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Smoke too much, die,

      • Ownbestenemy

        5 cigs in a 10 minute solo isnt too much is it?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I work at at Propane tank facility, down to 3 cigs in 10 hours, thats punishing for me, heavy cigar smoking fool I am,good for me I suppose,

      • westernsloper

        Now you tell me.

      • Suthenboy

        Wait…smoking is bad for me? Well shit, why hasn’t anyone told me that before? What the hell, people?

      • TARDis

        Can I offer you a bong and a blintz?

  29. leon

    So. Are we skipping the VP debate tonight or Live Chatting it?

    • leon

      And by We i mean you, because i am most definitely skipping it.

      • westernsloper

        I thought it was tomorrow when I had to skip it.

    • The Hyperbole

      I’m skipping it tonight but only because it’s not going to happen until manana.

      • westernsloper
      • leon

        So you’re saying today isn’t wednesday?

        Gosh Damnit.

    • Suthenboy

      I am skipping. Harris’ voice makes my skin crawl. I might be able to read a transcript…but sitting through having to listen to her voice for more than 5 seconds aint gonna happen.

  30. leon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLya7Ko98d4

    TW: MSNBC

    “No one in Trump White House Has a Care for Human Life”.

    It’s True, I here they have a room where they meet and go down a secret list of people and just murder them.

    • leon

      And when they murder these people they do it without a care for anyone around. At a Funeral? BOOM. At a Wedding? BOOM. Not even there? BOOM.

    • Agent Cooper

      They even murder themselves from time to time.

  31. prolefeed

    And an anti carpetbagger rule. You must have lived and live in the jurisdiction you’re going to represent for at least the past 25 years.

    With the bonus that Austin TX would become an anarchy, since no one would be eligible to hold office.