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Banjos

Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

339 Comments

  1. Swiss Servator

    Rumors of earlier links are just that….rumors.

    • Rhywun

      Phuc me.

    • robc

      So I have to repost pictures of mangled hands?

    • robc

      Also, this is what you get for posting early. See, I told you it was just as bad as late.

      • SDF-7

        THERE… ARE…. THREE… LIGHTS — I MEAN POSTS!

      • Swiss Servator

        3? You might need to seek help for a concussion.

      • SDF-7

        Says the Swiss who wants us to *accept* the new reality… 😉 Sometimes I do try to be a little more subtle.

      • UnCivilServant

        If he admits to there having been an error, he loses his honorary swiss status.

      • Cancelled

        ist alles in Ordnung

  2. UnCivilServant

    110,000 Californians bought guns during the pandemic, 43% were first time buyers.

    How many are still going to vote for gun control?

    • EvilSheldon

      Probably quite a few of them.

      This is my big problem with gun rights groups reaching out to younger and non-traditional demographics.

      • Swiss Servator

        So…make sure appeal to fewer, and not bring new people into the fold? Hmmmm.

      • EvilSheldon

        Appealing to more and broader groups, and bringing new people into the fold, those are long-term projects. They’re good and necessary for long-term growth, but they can’t be focused of exclusively at the expense of short-term survival.

      • Swiss Servator

        I don’t think adding new gun owners is stretching too far.

        “Congratulations on exercising your right to keep and bear arms. Now, here are the people who want to take that away from you. Would you like to join us in fighting to keep the rights you just exercised?”

      • EvilSheldon

        “Well, I like having my new gun, but I’m still going to vote for a Democratic candidate because social justice/climate change/orangemanbad.”

        Now all the work done to bring that new gun owner into the fold, is wasted. That’s time and money and effort that could have been spent getting your base motivated and out to the polls.

        Like I said, outreach is good and necessary. But it needs to be done at as little cost as possible, and not at the expense of proven activism in the short term.

        Because if we take one major loss in the short term, our broadening demographics won’t matter.

      • Cancelled

        Your strategy guarantees we lose in the ‘long term’, and makes our position weaker every day. Any group or movement that refuses to reach out to young people is doomed, and the argument that we can’t waste time on that when we are under siege simply guarantees that we will always be under siege. You don’t get stronger by hunkering down and focusing on motivating your base.

        Colion Noir is more important to preserving the 2nd Amendment than Wayne Lapierre.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Why yes, I do support common sense gun safety! As I a gun owner, I do think that is very important. I own a [insert Fudd approved firearm here], not one of those illegal military guns.”

      • Cancelled

        The guys I hear that from the most are the almost exclusively old, almost exclusively white, shotgunners. In other words the very demographic Sheldon’s strategy relies on.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I do hope the actual experience of buying a firearm, particularly the delays in CA, will cause the scales to fall away from some former antigunners.

      • EvilSheldon

        Say what you will about old white shotgunners, but they vote for Republicans in large quantities.

        I don’t like this kind of realpolitik, but that’s where we are.

    • Hyperion

      Those new gun buyers only bought those guns because they have to flee the shitholes they helped create by voting for democrats. When they get to their new utopias, they’ll need to protect themselves from the radicals who did not vote for democrats, until they can vote for democrats and turn their utopia into the same shithole they fled from.

      SCIENCE!

  3. The Late P Brooks

    What I learned this morning:

    You’re either for SCIENCE, or against it. Vote accordingly.

      • Chipwooder

        You either fucking love science, or you’re a Republican.

      • SDF-7

        But if you love fucking science, you’re SugarFree?

      • Chipwooder

        I hadn’t thought of it that way, but…..

      • peachy rex

        Well, “Polymer chemists do it in chains”. (This was an actual poster on one of my science classrooms in high school. I could only assume that no administrator ever walked down that hallway.)

      • AlexinCT

        I love that biology has 2 sexes, based on XX or XY chromosome pairing, but these scientists & science lovers tell us their are 57 genders!

      • Hyperion

        See, I can’t keep up with science. A sure sign that science is progressing at a never before seen pace. I still remember when there were only 23 genders.

  4. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Thanks for the meaty lynx this morning.

    No way in hell am I mailing in a ballot. I want to see the damn thing disappear into the machine. We have plenty of election shenanigans here in the PRM in the best of times. I expect the malfeasance to be spectacular this time.

    I’m kind of ambivalent about the anti-trust shit against Google. We already know how the tech companies are tied to both the US intelligence apparatus and the ChiComs. I’m not sure what busting them up will accomplish – they already have our whole lives. Fucking Snowden. Living in ignorance was much easier!

    Great song choice! Love those guys. This rolled up next. Excellent album.

    I hope all of you have a fantastic day!

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, California already thought of that — even the local places are mere “drop off” locations, not actual polling places. You just get to put your ballot in an “official” box for it to be harvested like the rest.

      Still, I plan on doing just that to at least cut the Postal Workers union out of the direct loop.

      And agreed — I’d rather shut down / rein in the NSA than worry about Google per se. I still remember the heyday of MySpace (and before that AOL). The internet can turn on a dime without government intervention. Now, when it comes to strong arming or influencing *backbone* providers, I think there’s a serious case to be made that that market needs to stay open to allow competitors to come into being. (Which is one of my big problems with the weaponization of cancel culture [and I’m sure AlexInCT will point out this was Obama-admin driven] — if you have a different opinion and are locked out of hosting services, the backend providers and financial transactions, you’re muzzled in a way I don’t think there are many ways around… and that crap should be entirely illegal).

      And good morning, Banjos! Hope the song title doesn’t bode ill for your little urchins.

      • Timeloose

        I still like having an official chain of custody for ballots but the USPS doesn’t track ballots or mail like UPS or Fedex tracking.

        We use electronic machines, but I would prefer the old mechanical ones that make punch card holes. At least they had a number associated with the machine, the punched sheet, and the sheets provided to the polling location. These had to be accounted for by someone.

      • UnCivilServant

        Chain of custody – Drop box – harvesting center – car trunk – either ditch -or- counting center, depending upon contents

    • Tonio

      I hate to be that guy but just because you feed your ballot into the machine doesn’t mean the file that gets transferred to the registrar’s computer will reflect your vote as cast.

      • SDF-7

        Oh thanks for the flashback to “DIEBOLD is in the pocket of BUUUSSHITLER!”, Tonio.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t trust the computers.

        I also can’t trust the people who are supposed to count the ballots.

      • Tonio

        Even simpler than that, SDF-7. Assuming they transfer the data from the scanners to a central computer for counting after the election, as opposed to connecting it to a network: substituting a fake data file onto a thumbdrive (or whatever media they use) would be the best way to change the most number of votes in the quickest time. All you’d need is to know the number of votes cast at that polling place and the format of the data file. I’m betting the files are plain ASCII with no encoding.

      • Tonio

        In data security this is known as a “man in the middle” attack.

      • Tundra

        Lol. This is Minnesota. I am under no illusion my vote will be handled properly. I’m hoping that simple incompetence will get it through.

      • Swiss Servator

        I’m in Illinois. It won’t matter one way or the other.

      • Tundra

        I’m most concerned about local stuff. Although I sure would like to see Tina Smith kicked to the curb.

  5. Grosspatzer

    American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic

    Sure, Andy, you have certainly been a tower of strength during the crisis you helped to manufacture.

    Once upon a time, a friend of mine returned from a vacation bearing gifts for the crowd at the local watering hole. Most were the usual trinkets one might pick up at a tropical destination. Mine was a t-shirt bearing the inscription “Find a purpose in life. Be a bad example.” I need to find that shirt, I think it would be perfect for Cuomo.

    • Hyperion

      This is something I learned early in my IT career, on a much smaller basis with little harm done.

      On Wednesday, you create an artificial crisis so that you can fix it on Thursday and be a hero.

      Of course, that’s a joke and even if we did it, it wouldn’t kill millions of people from depression, heart attacks, strokes, and suicide.

      Andy can go eff imself up the arse with a very spiny cacti. Lie in the bed that you made, you mafioso cunte.

      • Grosspatzer

        LOL, this actually happened at a previous employer, where some management genius decided to create “spot awards” to be given for going “above and beyond”. Programmer stays up all night fixing a bug which crashed the overnight batch, and subsequently is awarded a $500 spot award for his efforts. Guess who was responsible for said bug.

      • Hyperion

        If I guessed, it would be cheating.

    • Grosspatzer

      La Leche League?

    • SDF-7

      GAH! Why did I click that?!?

      • blighted_non_millenial

        GAH! Indeed.

    • Tonio

      I didn’t know he worked in that medium.

      • KOVIDKristen

        Me neither!

    • Tres Cool

      Ivana didn’t age well.

    • KOVIDKristen

      (there’s an even grosser image in the replies)

  6. The Late P Brooks

    The U.S. Department of Justice is reportedly likely to file its highly-anticipated antitrust suit against Google early next week without the support of any Democratic state attorneys general.

    How vewwy vewwy stwange.

    I thought the Democrats were the defenders of the little guy. I guess they don’t want to disrupt the cozy working relationship which has developed between them and Big Disinformation.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I was guaranteed by Those In The Know™ that any antitrust against big tech would be bipartisan because the left was very concerned, too.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Oh you sweet summer child.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        The funny thing is that they said this on Friday. Literally a weekend turnaround and it’s clear how much bullshit they were spewing.

      • leon

        Democrats really hate monopoly power.

        That’s why they take all that money from those monopolies.

    • Hyperion

      “I thought the Democrats were the defenders of the little guy.”

      Yeah, and it’s not like lefties are not among the loudest criers of foul on this one. MUH PRIVACY!

      The democrats in power are not going to break up one of their biggest advocates and protectors.

  7. Festus' Mustache

    Mornin’ Banjos and Goodnight Mrs. Sloopy, wherever you are… I’m out.

  8. SDF-7

    A little OT, but we’re past the 30 minute mark and I had to vent somewhere…

    The annual “Ethics Training” (that never matters down at the engineer level, only exists so they can say ‘See! The corporate policy/training was against that!’ and never seems to apply up at the Board level) has dropped.

    And of course, added on is a “Stronger Together” post-BLM course. And it is mandatory.

    I haven’t looked at it yet — but I’m really dreading at the minimum for it to be pushing the stupid microaggressions crap, and am really worried it will go full on “here’s how you crackers are so, so bad”. Mostly because if it has one of those mandatory quizes at the end, I’m not sure I can grit my teeth and lie enough to get through it, nor do I want to deal with the crap I’m sure will come down if I fail to pass it because I won’t say what they want. Yeah, I’ll probably just lie (hey, it got me through the mandatory crap in college back when this was in its infancy)… but I really, really don’t want to for this garbage. And this just keeps running through my head.

    I know… choir, preaching (ranting?).

    • Overt

      We had Diversity training a couple weeks ago. So bad. They checked all the boxes, but my favorite part came about 20 minutes in when they were talking about “Privilege”:

      “Privilege is when you have an UNEARNED advantage due to your race, culture, or ethnicity. For example, how many of you has Yom Kippur off as a paid holiday? That’s cultural privilege.”

      I couldn’t believe that we were not even half way in, and they were telling me how TEH JEWZ! were privileged.

      • leon

        So like Affirmative Action privilege?

        To fix the Jewish privlege, did she suggest work camps to make things even for the days they get off from Holy Days?

      • Hyperion

        We’re going to fix this privilege thing by granting more privilege to groups of our choosing while doubling down on telling groups not of our choosing that their privilege is even more of a problem, so…

      • Agent Cooper

        “or example, how many of you has Yom Kippur off as a paid holiday? That’s cultural privilege.”

        Holy shit. That’s getting-sued-for-religious-discrimination territory. I hope your company has compliant jews and good lawyers.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Stronger together? Like a bundle of sticks?

      • WTF

        Yes, fasces, if you will…

  9. Mojeaux the Malevolent

    Good morning, tweeple. Tomorrow, since my formatting business has slowed down substantially, I will go back into the medical transcription business, as I do from time to time to keep the money coming in. I really hate this job, but you do what you gotta do, amirite?! Today, I will enjoy my last day off.

    • Tonio

      Enjoy your day off.

    • Tres Cool

      *ahem*
      Im not thrilled with my current gig, outside of shamelessly drinking in the morning. Keeps beer in the fridge, dip in my mouth, lights on and food in doge’s bowl.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Yeah, Mr. Mojeaux hates his job too. I figure it’s only fair to do something I’m very good at but hate, and keep my husband company.

      • Rebel Scum

        shamelessly drinking in the morning

        +1 shower/breakfast beer.

  10. Sean

    Poor Joe.

    Calls a lid until Thursday night.

    • leon

      That’s some serious Debate Prep. I hope fucking Trump does some prep.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s nap time..

    • Drake

      A candidate literally hiding for a week two weeks before the election…

      • AlexinCT

        If he is not around nobody can point out the media lobs him softballs and still has not asked him to not brush off the fact his family is a crime syndicate and to say this stuff is real or not….

  11. leon

    Anti-Trust, i’m kinda a big meh on the whole thing. Not the instrument i would like to be used. Something needs to happen to Big Tech, be that mass exodous and further bifurcation of society into two, or something else libertarian.

    • Drake

      Let California secede, then carpet bomb Silicon Valley?

    • Homple

      That came from a libertarian?

      • leon

        What do you mean?

  12. Gdragon

    I didn’t appreciate “Beat On the Brat” at first, I mean I kind of love everything even remotely associated with The Ramones but it wasn’t high on my list at all. But one day it just clicked and I saw the light. It’s a really good one.

      • Tundra

        And then this one came up next.

        Beyond being a great goddamn song, the ‘Mats disdain for music videos is on glorious display.

      • Tundra

        Good choice!

        And no, I hadn’t noticed either. A few songs in, it sounds great! Thanks for the heads-up!

      • Gdragon

        Any time! I love how many people there are here who like the things that I like 😉

      • Chipwooder

        Ben Weasel is fucking awesome. I love anyone who spits in the face of the stultifying, leftist punk rock orthodoxy.

      • Gdragon

        This so much. Ben is far from perfect but he generally says what he thinks and does what he says and gives zero fucks what you think of him.

        I always thought that was what punk was all about, but it feels like the popular kids who think they are in charge of “the scene” seem to have to decided that is precisely what punk is not about these days.

      • Seguin

        One of my favorite local punk/ska bands did a great cover of My Right. Man, the good old days.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Who says authoritarianism is bad?

    The pressure to keep supplying Thinova’s multinational clients was huge. Xue Yue was able to resume production at Thinova back in February by negotiating with dozens of villages to allow some 200 workers out of strict lockdown so they could return to work.

    But since then, China has staged a dramatic economic recovery due to extensive, mandatory testing and quarantine policies. Daily new cases of the coronavirus have dropped to single digits. Subsequent outbreaks were contained by strict, city-by-city lockdowns that have allowed the national economy to continue operating even as some regions were temporarily sealed off.

    So factories, including Thinova’s, are humming again. Automobile sales have been growing at their fastest pace in two years. Real estate investment has climbed at double-digit rates for months, trickling down to related sectors like steel and construction.

    While China’s economic statistics have been dogged by long-running suspicions of their veracity, economists say growth figures – despite not being perfectly accurate – are reliable as a general gauge of activity.

    ——-

    Because China’s economy has recovered earlier and faster than that of other nations, including the U.S., its trade surplus this year will only widen.

    That could exacerbate tensions with the U.S., which has long accused China of artificially pumping up its trade surplus at the expense of American manufacturers. The Trump administration made reducing the disparity in goods traded between the two countries a key demand in a trade war last year.

    “The fact that China is back up and running smoothly, and in fact some evidence suggests that China is actually grabbing market share in export industries, will be a cause of concern for U.S. policy makers in particular,” says Hirson

    Those Chinamen know how to make the factories run on time. We should follow their lead, and lock down the country. Make the plague illegal.

    • leon

      If only we had exchanged our freedoms for the saftey from the virus, we would be back, and of course the government would just give those freedoms back. Sure they have already broached not going back and keeping the same standards in place over the freedoms we did give up, but in the other case it would be different.

      Naive or Intentional, these people are dangerous.

    • Timeloose

      Does anyone with half a brain believe the infection, hospitalization, or deaths attributable to COVID from the PRC?

      • UnCivilServant

        They provide a very accurate number that you know to not be the actual value.

    • Cy

      If we just lock everyone in cages and only let them out for essential work, approved by the government, only then can we be truly free!

    • Hyperion

      “Who says authoritarianism is bad?”

      And who says it’s a good idea to believe any tripe coming from the CCP?

  14. Rebel Scum

    “He gave two to friends of his in case he was killed,” Giuliani continued. “Don’t laugh. The presidency is at stake and we have some very dangerous people involved. I’ve been in law enforcement long enough to know you don’t laugh at that. The reality is, he kept four copies and gave two to friends in case he was killed.”

    The Bidens do not have a trail of bodies that I am aware of. But the DNC does…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Precautions are an excellent idea any time the stakes are as high as they are with the presidency. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you.

    • Hyperion

      They just sub it out to the appropriate party, the Clintons.

  15. CPRM

    These white supremacist Nazis are getting crafty.

    Upcycled papier-mache burning crosses?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    In data security this is known as a “man in the middle” attack.

    Like three card monte? The pea under the walnut shell?

    “At no time do my fingers leave my hand.”

  17. leon

    Well. As we come down to the final weeks of the election, it looks like another prediction i made is about to not be realized. I had predicted, after Hillary’s loss in 2016, that she would die before the next election, because all that was driving her was the desire to become president.

    • R C Dean

      I was thinking something similar the other day.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s been dead drunk for the last four years. Does that count?

      • Hyperion

        No. Because certain people have an unfair advantage at finding willing donors for kidney and liver transplant. Someone is going to commit suicide for sure.

    • Hyperion

      Another stint at SOS will be OK with her. She might even get ‘packed’ into SCOTUS during the Great Packing of 2021.

  18. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “ Grieving New York families hold “funeral” for Cuomo’s Coronavirus book at nursing home.”

    No, no, no: Have the proper respect and call me future Attorney General Cuomo or I’ll have your legs broke.

    • leon

      Cuomo as AG: No you are not allowed to worship it’s too dangerous. But you are allowed to riot and assemble as a mob.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Being able to express one’s anger is important and supersedes coronavirus concerns with the caveat that it has to be an approved cause. The eventual lawsuits involving differential enforcement and unequal protection under the law will be glorious if there’s any fairness left in this country.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    If only we had exchanged our freedoms for the saftey from the virus, we would be back, and of course the government would just give those freedoms back. Sure they have already broached not going back and keeping the same standards in place over the freedoms we did give up, but in the other case it would be different.

    Listening to the public safety cultists, I see no possibility that they will ever relinquish their grip on our behavior. I have no hope anything will chnge significantly after the election, no matter who wins.

    All this idiotic nonsense: masks, lockdowns, capacity restrictions, the demonization of anything fun, all of these are now tools in their toolbox which will be pulled out at any opportunity to keep us safe maintain their power, position and funding.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      How much do houses cost in Sweden?

      • UnCivilServant

        Being defenseless against rapefugees.

      • Hyperion

        Cheaper than here. Can you get citizenship there?

  20. Jerms

    Banjos–you play the best songs.
    Also–saw that the FBI has stated that Hunters emails are not some Russian disinformation plot. Crazy stuff.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I just want to see the chain of possession on that laptop and who decided to memory-hole it.

      • Idle Hands

        Think why this never came to light by the senate republicans is they all do it and it’s not actually technically illegal when elected officials participate in these schemes. Notice all the crimes of collusion they tried to get trump on stemmed from before he was an elected official.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They absolutely all do this. That’s why they hate Trump. He wasn’t brought up in the system and they don’t have leverage on him.

      • Idle Hands

        of course. Even if he wanted to do this it would be reported on with a vigor never before seen. They report breathlessly on how his hotel even operating is proof positive of him selling access for influence. these motherfuckers were crafting policy and overseeing aid payouts while on the take of the people receiving the public money in the open and everyone knew it.

      • AlexinCT

        Trump had none of the baggage they all have that they use ln each other to make sure the status quo is maintained. Trump is an existential threat because he highlights how they system could/would work if the corruption endemic to Washington and the fucking mendacious credentialed class was squashed.

        Trump frightens them because he would force them all to go back to working at fast food stores or chasing ambulances to make a living instead of getting super rich selling favors.

    • Tundra

      Crazy is right. Crazy that the FBI is still operating.

      Got a link?

  21. Idle Hands

    https://www.businessinsider.com/joe-biden-kamala-harris-awful-records-trump-voting-democratic-anyway-2020-10

    This is the most bizarre reasoning for voting for Biden I think I’ve seen especially from a libertarian who cares about mostly about civil liberties-

    Over four decades as a senator from Delaware, Biden tried to outdo the Reagan-era Republicans in crafting Drug War legislation. He helped create the role of federal “drug czar.” He was instrumental in drafting the mass incarceration-exacerbating 1994 Crime Bill. He bragged about introducing legislation that did “everything but hang people for jaywalking.”

    Even in the 2000s he was the Senate’s reliably out-of-touch Democratic narc, pushing to criminalize raves, arrest party promoters, and urging local municipalities to use the “crack-house legislation” he co-sponsored in 1986 to bust up parties…..

    As San Francisco’s DA, Harris’ office turned a blind eye for years to a corrupt police lab technician whose work resulted in hundreds of convictions. She aggressively cracked down on parents of truant kids. She pushed to bar addicts with prior convictions for selling drugs from Drug Courts, which allow non-violent drug offenders to avoid jail time if they complete a drug rehabilitation program.

    The progressive-leaning American Prospect wrote that as California attorney general, Harris “repeatedly and openly defied US Supreme Court orders to reduce overcrowding in California prisons,” adding that “Harris and her legal team filed motions that were condemned by judges and legal experts as obstructionist, bad-faith, and nonsensical, at one point even suggesting that the Supreme Court lacked the jurisdiction to order a reduction in California’s prison population.”….

    As for his boasts of being a great criminal justice reformer, Trump deserves credit for championing prison reform by signing the First Step Act. However, Trump’s Justice Department is chipping away at its effectiveness. He also reversed Obama administration policy and rebooted the federal government’s program of giving excess military equipment to local police departments. Just this week he celebrated an extrajudicial police killing. And Trump’s as pro-police union — the most immovable opponents of reform — as it gets.

    Whatever objections I might have to a Biden administration’s policies, I have faith that it would competently manage the machinery of government, rather than hollow it out and replace it with nothing, as Trump did.

    What?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      TLDR: I’d rather have full-bore corruptocrats in charge that don’t share any of my principles than be embarrassed in my social circles.

      Fisher appears to be a moral coward.

      • Idle Hands

        It’s worse than cowardice, cowardice would be just saying nothing. He literally makes the case in the article that Biden and Harris are for sure worse on every policy than trump based on record and than doubles down on them. It’s delusional.

      • AlexinCT

        Trump broke the left. I know many people that feel he is an existential threat to the bullshit they want to believe in.

    • Tundra

      …rather than hollow it out and replace it with nothing, as Trump did.

      If only.

      Fisher is a hack.

      I’ve never felt worse about voting for a presidential ticket, but I’m doing it this year, unapologetically and enthusiastically. My hands would probably be shaking as I shade in the ovals on the ballot, if pandemic-life hadn’t robbed me of the ability to feel emotion.

      What a pussy.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pussy is being charitable.

    • leon

      Whatever objections I might have to a Biden administration’s policies, I have faith that it would competently manage the machinery of government, rather than hollow it out and replace it with nothing, as Trump did.

      this is a great endorsement of Trump.

      You know who else ran government efficiently and competently?

      • leon

        Not to mention Equitable

      • Idle Hands

        Everytime I read pieces like this they make me think I might be underestimating just how successful trump has been. Than Trump starts talking.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m not familiar with that guy but frankly that last paragraph makes him not a libertarian, not that I’m the arbiter of who is and who isn’t but there’s got to be a line somewhere.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        not that I’m the arbiter of who is and who isn’t

        We Glibs are all arbiters of who is and isn’t a true libertarian: Me. And only me.

      • leon

        Everyone else is just Tulpa.

      • leon

        All Tulpae are one in Tulpa, so both forms are correct.

        But of course, Tulpa would want to hide that fact.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The ‘else’ is a lie.

      • Cy

        I’m ok with that. When are you launching your candidacy?

      • Cy

        That’s the usually the most important qualifier to a good leader.

    • Chipwooder

      It feels terrible to vote for candidates you dislike or distrust, but we’ve all got our own political calculus. Mine is centered on an unbending desire to see Trump’s political career end in humiliating defeat.

      Well, at least he admits up front that he’s just all OMB all the time.

      • Agent Cooper

        Orchestral Maneuevers in the … Bark?

      • Trolleric the Goth

        You heard a message and the message was clear
        All the time you wipe away that tear
        All I want is to hold your hand
        To see the sun and Orange Man Bad

    • Raven Nation

      Some years back at TOS, David Brin made a similar point in explaining why he was voting Democrat. It would “energize the civil service.”

      To which one of our commentators responded: “If by energize you mean bathing them in radiation, then I support that.”

    • Idle Hands

      The only, the only remotely sane reason I can see voting for Biden is just deciding you want the baby to stop screaming for a couple of minutes so you can just take a breather for a couple of years. It won’t work imho but at least I understand the appeal. This argument is monumentally retarded, sure these guys have a horrible record on criminal justice and trump is a bit better but they’ll handle the machinations of gov better while they do worse on civil liberties and initiate more international conflict with the right allies and are given cover to do so by the corporate press.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Candidate who paints himself as a rich billionaire leads among small donors, candidate who paints himself as a regular Joe leads with large donors.

    Psht. Drumpfler is using the office to enrich himself. It is known.

    • The Other Kevin

      I know there are still going to be true believers, but I hope this year more people will see through the Dems bullshit. “We are for the little guy! (but we get all our money from big donors)”. “We support unions! (but we want to destroy industry and defund cops)”.

  23. Drake

    I posted some of this Saturday night. One of the lead censors on Facebook.

    Born in the Soviet Union, European policy advisor to VP Biden, Soros fellow. She really has all the boxes checked.

    • leon

      Hey Malice was born in the USSR

    • leon

      I hope she triggers all the “THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDN’T HAVE LIBERTARIANS” conservatives.

    • Drake

      Same time slot as Tucker. Hope they don’t synchronize their commercials.

    • Ownbestenemy

      She was a mousy grungy geek back in her MTV days and then turned into a solid would.

  24. Tundra

    Malice is awesome.

    • PieInTheSky

      typical for a libertarian to support malice

  25. PieInTheSky

    In Bucharest they want to make masks compulsory everywhere including streets parks etc. Until now it was only inside. I don;t like it. The places I go for my daily walks rarely have other people around. And unless a street is very crowded what is the fucking point (or even if the street is crowded what is the fucking point). I assume somehow libertarianism is to blame. I may need to change ideologies.

    • Urthona

      Here in Texas, people wear masks to walk through the threshhold of places and that’s it. If you walk near a neighbor outside, he will pull down his mask to talk to you so he can be heard more clearly.

      So why wear it in the first place? Unclear.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Whatever objections I might have to a Biden administration’s policies, I have faith that it would competently manage the machinery of government, rather than hollow it out and replace it with nothing, as Trump did.

    Not a compelling argument.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “The science” also is not the only consideration. It’s a balancing act. If we listen to the pronouncements of public health specialists and epidemiologists as the first and last word we are well and truly fucked.

    • The Other Kevin

      Science is just a tool to use against political enemies. The WHO just reversed their stance on lockdowns and the usual suspects don’t accept that.

      • leon

        Follow the Science! but GMO’s bad and Sex is a spectrum and…

    • Agent Cooper

      Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Josef Mengele …

  27. Rebel Scum

    Antifa mob assaults black free speech activist in San Francisco

    C’mon man. Antifa is just an idea.

    • leon

      well Antif is just “Anti-Fascist” so if they attacked him, he must have been a fascist. Do you like fascists?!

  28. Rebel Scum

    110,000 Californians bought guns during the pandemic, 43% were first time buyers.

    Several arguments regarding gun control should be over now, but we all know they aren’t.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Restrict guns, restrict self defense, restrict defense of property, and allow mobs to run wild and even encourage them. Sounds wonderful.

      • The Other Kevin

        I really think that’s going to be the deciding factor for most people this election.

  29. PieInTheSky

    There is a very stupid argument in this country along the lines of if you have a position on something someone will say along the lines of Germany/France/Western EU country is doing different as if that is an argument. Some seem to believe i Germany is more developed economically than Romania and Germany does something that something must be good. It is insanely stupid. As if everything the German government does these days must be good.

    I heard that recently about nuclear energy. Why should Romania build up nuclear energy capacity if Germany is giving up nuclear?

    • CPRM

      Welcome to the ‘every other civilized country…’ argument. If every other country jumped off a bridge…

    • Swiss Servator

      Ask them how Germany gets its energy, and how much it costs… heh heh.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not familiar with that guy but frankly that last paragraph makes him not a libertarian

    I think he referred to himself as a “civil libertarian”. You know, actions-without-consequences libertarianism (drugs, abortion, free unlimited health care, stuff like that). I think it’s an offshoot of libertarian socialism.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Libertineian

  31. Pope Jimbo

    In sports news Sid Hartman has died. For those of you who didn’t read the paper here in Minnesoda, Sid was a truly legendary sports writer.

    He legitimately deserves to be in at least the NFL, MLB and NBA Hall of Fames (the NBA as much for being a GM as for a writer).

    Sid was famous for being an ultimate homer and sycophant of sports figures. He would rail against “so-called geniuses” who had the temerity to criticize any local sports figure. He also wrote glowingly of his “close personal friends” who included Bobby Knight for some reason.

    He was 100 years old when he died and was still writing several columns a week. I’ll admit I grew up thinking he was an embarrassment of an old coot who gave everyone a tongue bath, but I have to take my hat off in respect to him and what he did over his life.

    • Tundra

      Couldn’t have said it better.

      RIP, SId.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Hey, hidin’ Biden
    Why you always lyin’?

    When I announced my candidacy, I had not planned on running again, to be very blunt, and I’ve said it before. My son had just died, and I had no interest. And I saw those folks come out of the fields in Charlottesville, carrying torches, their veins bulging, shouting antisemitic — carrying torches. Close your eyes, remember what they looked look like, their veins bulging, shouting antisemitic bile, the same bile that was shouted in the streets of Germany in the 30’s. Carrying Nazi flags, accompanied by the Ku Klux Klan, and a young woman [Heather Heyer] was killed, protesting the opposite direction. And when they asked the president to comment, this president said something no other president has said in the history of the United States of America. He said there were “very fine people on both sides.” Very fine people. …

    This is the same man who looks at Americans who put their lives on the line for the nation, like so many tens of thousands in North Carolina have done, like my son did, winning a Bronze Star. He calls them “suckers” and “losers.” Who the hell does he think he is talking about? These are heroes.

    • Urthona

      I remember how morally outraged the media was that almost half the public believed “factually incorrect” claims about Obama’s birth certificate.

      How is this not the same thing w/ roles reversed, except the media is allowing it?

    • leon

      I saw a commercial with a former soldier who was “really upset” about how disrespectful the comments Trump made about soldiers being suckers.

      Must have been some 35 series guy, cause you got to be retarded or just willfully ignorant to believe that story.

      • Urthona

        I’m not surprised that the public believes inaccurate things.

        I am, however, outraged that the media supports spreading those inaccurate things when it benefits their preferred candidate.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        That entire thing was assembled whole cloth because their internal polling was showing weakness in the Trump military bloc.

        They made shit up so they could put together a series of campaign ads trying to drive a wedge between Trump and one of his core constituencies.

        They’ve tried it with Christians and other core constituencies, too. They’re very good at what they do, and they have no shame.

      • Idle Hands

        this. Also pretty sure this is what the impeachment hearings were all about getting people in front of congress in uniform so trump could shit on them publicly, while getting ahead of the Hunter Biden bullshit.

      • Rebel Scum

        Sounds like a sucker.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m going to burn that Smedley Butler’s book, too. How dare he call war a racket and besmirch the sacrifices made by our brave young men?!

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve been very tempted to make a Facebook post about that version of Charlottesville. I’d offer $1000 cash to anyone who can produce a video of those people coming out of fields carrying torches. With the amount of press that got, and the fact that everyone carries a recording device, I’m sure it should be super easy to find.

      • Chipwooder

        As I recall it….they didn’t come out of any fields (there really aren’t any fields around Cville, just woods and the foothills of the Blue Ridge). The tiki torch brigade marched down the Lawn at UVA and had a confrontation with a group of students by the statue of Homer. I could be wrong, but there was much discussion among UVA alums about it.

      • Chipwooder
    • Gustave Lytton

      Yeah, let’s talk about MAJ Biden’s Bronze Star for his JAG work in Iraq. So free that he could continue as DE’s state attorney general during that time. Along with his posthumous Legion of Merit for 13 years of service.

    • KSuellington

      “ And I saw those folks come out of the fields in Charlottesville, carrying torches, their veins bulging, shouting antisemitic — carrying torches.“

      It was just like a Nazi themed Children of the Corn.

    • Urthona

      Eh. they’re a first world country. Guarantee they just buy more cabbages from other places and the price ticks up.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Those inferior foreign cabbages?”

      • Urthona

        I think when you pickle the fuck out of it, it doesn’t matter. But I’m not a kimchi expert. In fact, not a big fan.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think that a special type of cabbage is used which is mostly grown in Asia… So they need to find it there. It is not the cabbage grown in Romania

      • PieInTheSky

        though probably any cabbage works…

      • Urthona

        That’s hard to believe. You can’t even taste the cabbage in kimchi. not that cabbage has a lot taste.

      • PieInTheSky

        not that cabbage has a lot taste. – you never had good sarmale

      • Urthona

        There aren’t any good Romanian restaurants in my neighborhood. We definitely need one.

      • Swiss Servator

        Napa cabbage is grand for kimchi.

      • Count Potato

        Bok Choy is grown many far flung exotic locales such as New Jersey.

    • Swiss Servator

      NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Gustave Lytton

      The cabbage crop is in the fields rotting now? How is that different than the finished product?

  33. UnCivilServant

    How long after a tetanus shot is injection site pain a normal side effect?

    • Urthona

      I don’t know about tetanus, but if it’s like a flu shot or covid shot about 24 hours.

    • leon

      10 years.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I’ve had soreness from one for a couple of days. I believe that is common.

    • Tundra

      Seems like forever. A few days, for sure.

    • CPRM

      You can get a shot for tinnitus? Oh, you said tetanus. Sorry, my hearing isn’t so good.

      • leon

        Syphilis can have that effect.

      • CPRM

        “…and lo, the virgin dies of syphilis, and the Orange Man rules in the West. The twain of the fire of the atom and the plague from the orient burn the world…”

        -Nostradamus, 58th quatrain, Huckleberry Finn.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I just got one last month (along with a flu shot) and my arm was sore for 3 days.

    • Tulip

      For me, 48 hours -worse the second day

      • Ownbestenemy

        Worse one I had wasn’t tetanus, it was a deep shot into the hip after I almost lost my pinky in a hockey injury. Couldn’t walk for 15 minutes and that was sore for a week.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Steroid shots to the shoulder aren’t fun for a while, either. They’re always tender for a couple of days.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, so you got to experience a rocephin shot, too?
        I had one and thought I was going to pass out from the pain.

    • UnCivilServant

      🙁

      I had one last wednesday and the pain isn’t fully gone. It is diminished.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        is it only tender when you touch it, or still sore when you move the arm.

      • CPRM

        Arm? That hobo gave it to him in the dick!

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t be stupid, CPRM is lying to you.

      • CPRM

        I you’re the liar! I’m like George Washington Carver, I can not tell a lie and I invented peanut butter!

      • Cancelled

        I you’re the liar!

        Hmmm Freudian slip there.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That was painful just to watch.

      • UnCivilServant

        Movement or pressure.

        No great pain, but I figured it’d have gone before now.

  34. Ownbestenemy

    Democratic political operatives and journalists (but I repeat myself) circulate fake email on social media.

    -So Twitter worked day and night to block this on their platform right and then disabled/suspended accounts that pushed it? Asking for those with *shocked faces*

    • Idle Hands

      i don’t even get worked up about it anymore. Theres no going back these people are the enemy. I don’t understand the people who even take them seriously or point out the double standard at this point. They know they are shameless political hacks it doesn’t matter.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh I know and I agree, I just like saying it out loud or putting it in writing because then I have the reference set in my mind. It will get the call of ‘whataboutism’..is that still a thing or has the internet moved on from that?

  35. kinnath

    For those that wanted more, I have another story posting tonight.

  36. Hyperion

    “The Biden Emails Prove Impeachment Was A Sham”

    I disagree. It was a coup.

    • leon

      What does a chicken house got to do with it.

      /Ducks rotten tomatoes.

  37. leon

    So over the weekend the Biden Campaign issued a few notices that “The polls are inflated, we aren’t ahead by double digits”. I’m guessing they are afraid of a complacent voter base.

  38. leon

    I noticed the other day that one of 538’s “Possible outcomes” that results in Biden winning an election has Utah going to Biden.

    When you have something that is a statistical impossiblity showing up as one of your 200 random samples drawn from 40,000 trials…. I get skeptical of your model.

    • Ownbestenemy

      You mean constantly telling one person of one tone of skin that the person with the other tone of skin has deeply rooted DNA of racism isn’t good?

    • Hyperion

      Feature, not bug.

  39. Hyperion

    “Rejected mail-in ballots could have significant effect on election. Brilliant plan, Democrats.”

    Their mistake is to keep saying that Trump winning will be a surprise victory. Sure, whatever, FAKE NEWS true bleevers.

    • Pope Jimbo

      This is their new “insurance policy”. If they lose again and can’t gin up enough late mail in ballots to flip the race, they will claim that the evil Trumpsters invalidated legitimate ballots. Just a new coat of paint on the old “Gore would have won if all the votes had been counted” story.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Illustrating how the country is already virtually back to normal, a young woman posted a video of herself boarding a train in Stockholm showing minimal social distancing and hardly anyone wearing masks.

    Fake news.

    Everybody in Sweden died.

    • Swiss Servator

      Maybe they are zombies?

      • SDF-7

        I thought that was Ireland… or did the Cranberries lie to me?

      • leon

        IN YAR HEAAAAAAD, IN YAR HEAAAAAD. ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOM BEEE-EEE-EEE

  41. Certified Public Asshat

    When this nightmare is over, we need a Truth and Reconciliation Commission. It would erase Trump’s lies, comfort those who have been harmed by his hatefulness, and name every official, politician, executive, and media mogul whose greed and cowardice enabled this catastrophe.— Robert Reich (@RBReich) October 17, 2020

    Do you know the truth? Little Bobby knows the truth.

    • leon

      They should issue a decree that his name be blotted out from the annals of history.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Truth and Reconciliation Commission sounds completely normal and would never be used for anything other than its intended purposes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        [insert picture of Maoist truth and conciliation struggle session here]

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s what Chris Hayes (if I remember correctly) was saying over a week ago. God help us if they begin pushing that insanity in a serious way.

    • Rebel Scum

      and name every official, politician, executive, and media mogul whose greed and cowardice enabled this catastrophe.

      So they can be sent to camp?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Look on the bright side, if they have leather crafts and canoeing it could be fun.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Reich is the type of small man that if given real power, would use it to address every insecurity he’s ever had.

      A scary little SOB who should be kept away from any kind of influence.

      • Pope Jimbo

        So store the jar of Power on the top shelf and hide the step ladders?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Exactly what is the catastrophe?

      The Rona? Well, it is hard to say that the US was uniquely bad in handling this crisis because Europe seems to have the same amount of problems with that.

      What else is a “catastrophe”? The economy? Foreign wars?

    • Ed Wuncler

      This is the kind of shit that makes me want to say fuck it and vote all R’s on the ballot in a couple of weeks. After most elections, the opposition at least pretended that they wanted to be a unifying force. But not these fuckers though. They want to exact revenge on those who dared to support someone they despise.

  42. Pope Jimbo

    Finally, someone is finally focusing on the important things

    U mechanical engineers are working with the Minnesota Orchestra to study the strength and concentration of aerosols that emerge from brass and woodwind instruments, trying to assess how risky they might be in the spread of the coronavirus that causes COVID-19.

    The first goal is to identify the risks in Orchestra Hall of virus-carrying particles flying between and among players and to figure out how to capture or disperse those particles — paving the way for safe, in-person concerts again. But the results could reverberate beyond the performing arts and play to a national audience of scientists and policymakers who are only beginning to understand the role of aerosols in fueling the pandemic.

    • leon

      This is just proof that trump is Putins Puppet. Putin put Ratclif in there.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    When this nightmare is over, we need a Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

    It would make compiling a list of necklacing candidates easier.

  44. DEG

    ‘Morning Banjos.

    I like the song.

    “He gave two to friends of his in case he was killed,” Giuliani continued. “Don’t laugh. The presidency is at stake and we have some very dangerous people involved. I’ve been in law enforcement long enough to know you don’t laugh at that. The reality is, he kept four copies and gave two to friends in case he was killed.”

    Brave friends or stupid friends?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Friends that never watched The Ring.

      • kinnath

        They just need to make copies and pass them on.

    • Rebel Scum

      Trump in the basement of the White House:

      Double, double toil and trouble;
      Fire burn and caldron bubble.
      A lock of Mike Pence’s hair,
      Pair of soiled underwear.
      One whole can of diet coke,
      And a Big Mac, that’s no joke.
      Nail clipped from Ivanka’s toe,
      A Werther’s for Sleepy Joe.
      For a charm of classy trouble,
      Like a Trump-broth boil and bubble.

      Double, double toil and trouble;
      Fire burn and caldron bubble.
      Brewing, stewing, wait and see.
      I will make the best vaccine . . . maybe ever.

    • leon

      Politicians have no qualms about using your life as a pawn in their political games. Seriously, i know it’s always been this way, but it’s getting so blatant it’s harder to not understand that politicians are nothing more than high level criminals and should be delt with accordingly.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Fine but if the vaccine is later found to be safe he needs to be held personally liable for the death of every single person who wanted to get it but couldn’t, contracted the disease, and died. What a fucking douchebag our possible future Attorney General is.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nowhere in that calculation is that you get to decide for yourself whether to take it.

      What a raging piece of authoritarian shit he is.

    • Idle Hands

      More and more I appreciate the fact that organized crime is too honest of a profession for these sociopaths. They became pols because they wouldn’t be able to hack in organized crime at some point in the criminal world you have to actually be an earner and no amounts of lies or rhetorical gambits would beable to distract from that.

  45. PieInTheSky

    A new report shows that the world’s top 1 percent is responsible for double the emissions of the entire bottom half of the planet. The message is clear: to fight climate change, we have to fight the ruling class.

    https://twitter.com/jacobinmag/status/1318193937719332864

    • leon

      This is good. Climate change activism is stalling. As they stall they are reaching for more and more to try to push, further revealing what they always were: Communists under the guise of “saving the environment”.

  46. Pope Jimbo

    If I taught any sort of statistics class, I’d be overwhelmed wondering what panic stories about Covid I should be using. This is a good example of using percentages to scare people. If they used the actual numbers, people would yawn and wonder why anyone bothered.

    Rural Jerauld County in South Dakota didn’t see a single case of the coronavirus for more than two months stretching from June to August. But over the last two weeks, its rate of new cases per person soared to one of the highest in the nation.

    “All of a sudden it hit, and as it does, it just exploded,” said Dr. Tom Dean, one of just three doctors who work in the county.

    Dean took to writing a column in the local weekly newspaper, the True Dakotan, to offer his guidance. In recent weeks, he’s watched as one in roughly every 37 people in his county has tested positive for the virus.

    Uffda! 1 in 37!!! According to SD’s site, that is 137 cases and 6 deaths But that would be 7600 cases if they had 100K people living there. That hotspot of Rona has had 315 deaths so far.

    • PieInTheSky

      Statistics don;t matter. total cases do and there are no more hospital beds or something.

    • Idle Hands

      True but a ton of these people want to be scared they want these pieces they love every second of this. They get off on it. It’s religious text.

  47. PieInTheSky

    I forgot to buy fruit today and now I am to lazy to go… I will regret not having some apples later.

  48. KSuellington

    Good (but a bit of a long read) article from an organic chemist on the silliness of mask mandates. AIER has been nailing it during the pandemic, they took an early and strong stance against the lockdowns and have not let up. They have become one of my go-to sites over the past seven months.

    https://www.aier.org/article/the-year-of-disguises/amp/

  49. Count Potato

    “BOSTON: anti-Trump protesters burn a flag and then eat a bloodied heart symbolizing they president

    These people are not just mentally ill, but they are increasingly mirroring the occult”

    https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1318106416834629633

    Winning hearts and minds?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Holy smokes Indy!!!

    • SDF-7

      Winning… eating… they’ll figure it out eventually.

      • EvilSheldon

        It appears that some of these people may have been chowing down on brain tissue for a while now…

    • CPRM

      Cthulu is the one true god and Sugarfree is his prophet.

    • Pope Jimbo

      You know what I hate worse than Illinois Nazis?

      Massachusetts Bleeding Heart Liberals!

      • Count Potato

        What you did there has been seen.

    • leon

      I would wager that this is partly because in the Northern Hemisphere, School aged Cohorts are split at the begining of the school year. The oldest kids in each School year are the ones born in the fall, and the youngest are the ones born in the summer. Especially during the teens and formative years, this can cause some disparities between the youngest group of kids and the oldest. Hence why she may thing Fall birthdays are more “Masculine”. (i say this as someone who was one of the youngest kids in my Class)

      But still incredibly stupid

    • PieInTheSky

      that is the wrong kind of education. Did you even read Lenin?

    • Drake

      Thomas Sowell – one of those guys leftist never ever want to debate or even have a discussion with. Like talking to Milton Friedman.

  50. Count Potato

    “FLASHBACK: “Is there any concern about at least the appearance of a conflict there?”

    Here is how the Obama White House responded to my questions about Hunter Biden’s business dealings in Ukraine — May 13, 2014.”

    https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/1178293429039697920

    • Idle Hands

      progression of a story that’s harmful to dems
      1) this isn’t real it’s fabricated and fake we shouldn’t give it any attention.
      2) personal attack piece on people raising the issue.
      3) sure it’s real but it either doesn’t show the thing that you say it shows or here’s why its not a big deal.
      4) it’s old news we’ve already covered it here’s this other thing that we should be talking about.

  51. leon

    TFW New Vegas is trending, but it’s only to wish it a 10 year anniversary.

  52. PieInTheSky

    How can I be jealous if I am literally European, which is morally superior, as well as culturally insurmountable. Call me when your country is built on the foundations of Greek and Roman civilizations bathed by the glorious Mediterranean sea.

    I’m going to silence this because my notifications from Americans with too much free time have filled up.

    Simply invest your time in working and prospering, I am not going to read you because your opinion is not worth the same as my time.

    https://twitter.com/neigeblancafr/status/1317874293024370691

    CHECKMATE AMERICANS

    • Idle Hands

      press is holding rally’s for him.

    • Drake

      He’s totally up to the job of pretending to be President.

    • PieInTheSky

      He already won. What need is there to campaign ?

    • Pine_Tree

      Hey, his people need a break. Imagine the stress when every time your candidate goes into the wild, there’s a very high chance he’ll:
      – say something overtly racist
      – paw the nearest young female
      – soil himself, or
      – expire

      Wouldn’t you be scheduling it pretty light?

    • leon

      I heard that H. Biden’s Business partners had gotten some corrupt sweetheart deal from some judges/prosecutors for some crimes. Thing is that that deal got overturned recently. So it wouldn’t be super surprising that they have now flipped on Biden.

    • Idle Hands

      “I’ll take stories that will get smothered with a dump truck load of concrete for $100”

    • leon

      In the meantime, however, Cooney—who is serving his sentence in federal prison—reached out to Schweizer via conservative journalist Matthew Tyrmand and provided written authorization to access his Gmail account.

      Surprised Google hasn’t taken it on them to go and delete all the accounts of people related to Joe Biden.

    • Count Potato

      “In the meantime, however, Cooney—who is serving his sentence in federal prison—reached out to Schweizer via conservative journalist Matthew Tyrmand and provided written authorization to access his Gmail account. He provided the password and username, and written authorization to publish emails because Schweizer says he believes he was the “fall guy” for the Biden family’s corruption and that he believes the public needs to know what really happened in Hunter Biden’s universe. The first article on these emails was published Friday afternoon, and detailed how Hunter Biden and his partners secured meetings with senior White House officials in November 2011 for Chinese Communist elites—including, as the Chinese elites who were present revealed, a secret meeting with then-Vice President Joe Biden himself. The Biden campaign has not responded to requests for comment about this from Breitbart News.”

      How did this take nine years to come out?

  53. Count Potato

    “The people on far right and far left who publicized the obviously bogus @nypost story were not dupes. They were accomplices. The story could not have been more obviously fake if it had been wearing dollar-store spectacles and attached plastic mustache.”

    https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1317973670019670016

    Obviously fake?

    • Idle Hands

      A) how does that have 65k likes and what evidence does he have of their lack of veracity?

      • leon

        They don’t need evidence. It is so bad for biden, that it must be false. QED.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Somebody needs to expose Journolist 2.0 so that we can get a fresh peek into how these talking points circulate.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        They say “likes” by default, but it doesn’t necessarily mean “liked”. It could mean saving it for future reference.

      • Idle Hands

        gotcha so ton of conservatives and such could just be bookmarking it?

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Yes. There is a bookmark feature, but it’s a little more awkward to use and clicking/tapping the heart is easy.

    • leon

      It’s so bad it must be fake. Frums of the world are dupes, or acomplicies in the corruption that is so common in the establishment that everyone knew this was how Biden operated.

    • CPRM

      They were about someone other than Orange Man being bad, so obviously bogus.

    • kbolino

      It doesn’t matter what is actually true or false, it only matters what you wish to be true and false. Everything you don’t like is enemy disinformation, everything you do like is ostensibly true with maybe a couple of embellished details.

      Throw a blue checkmark and an approved fact-checker’s seal of approval on there, and it’s not what feels right, it’s what everybody else (you know) feels is right too.

      • kbolino

        Good god, the suggested tweets on that is a derp mine of infinite depth. I’m not sure which part is crazier, the degree of derangement they have, or the fact that they think Joe Biden is the answer.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Big Non-Profit at it again.

      That seminar I was bitching about last week? Yeah, an Atlantic Council representative (and former Obama official) was speaking on it.

      I’ve become so much more conspiratorial minded over the past few months as I’ve seen group after group that works with my company be exposed as leftist hacks. They’re ubiquitous. Laws for non-profits are exploited by the activist left to pride a safe haven for technocratic authoritarians to pay off their footsoldiers. Footsoldiers who spend every waking moment of their lives thinking up ways to “reform western civilization in their image”

      • kbolino

        It does no good to tamp down the conspiratorial thinking when it seems even the minor parties and forgettable political factions want in on the action too. I don’t even understand why anyone would want to skinsuit the LP, but yet for some reason they have.

    • leon

      The ties are so close, Facebook and Twitter might as well be considered leagl parts of the Biden Campaign.