Saturday Morning Rhymes with Stinks

by | Oct 17, 2020 | Daily Links | 267 comments

I’m less and less interested in trying to write little intros here since, jesus, the news. I mean, how do you do an opening act for an actual freakshow? I can’t- it’s like following SugarFree.

I can still do Birthdays, though, including one of my favorite character actresses; a leading lady in many of the same films; and yet one more remarkable actress; the Catholic Jeffrey Epstein; an actor who might as well be an actress; breaking the pattern, a superb guitarist and a genuinely nice guy; the Pride of Butte, Montana; a guy who played electric guitar and was afraid of electricity; my favorite Normie; and the best filmmaker, satirist, and animator EVER.

Let’s news out.

 

Cry harder, pussy.

 

Hey, a ho’s gotta ho.

 

Twittergate continues.

 

“An ideal Supreme Court justice would be deeply knowledgeable, activist, and progressive regarding policy issues.”

 

Modern journalism: Rewriting union press releases.

 

Unfortunately, none of the drug warriors were injured or killed.

 

Old Guy Music is just… fun. Birthday Boy and Herb Ellis rock out- I saw those guys live together dozens of times and they were wonderfully entertaining.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

267 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    Saturday Morning Rhymes with Stinks

    Then this should have been Old Guy Music.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Morning old man.

    • Old Man With Candy

      How’s the dick?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Bloody and beaten

        So about normal.

      • Rhywun

        That’s the spirit.

      • Cy

        Yolo!

      • Aloysious

        Life is like a sore dick.

        You just can’t beat it.

  3. Ted S.

    one of my favorite character actresses; a leading lady in many of the same films;

    such as The Devil and Miss Jones, which is absolutely not to be confused with The Devil in Miss Jones.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I loved that movie. Watching it when I was a kid, I noted that Jean Arthur gave me a funny feeling in my bathing suit area.

    • l0b0t

      I too love Spring Byington. She is the guest star of one of (IMO) the better WWII Amos & Andy episodes – Turkey Trouble

  4. The Late P Brooks

    “Hate never goes away; it hides,” Biden said. “We need to be clear from the President on down in this country: There is no place for hate in America.”

    he claimed, without evidence.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Interesting, hate covers more than just the standard identity groups. Are we to all become New Age hippies, sticking flowers in rifles, just waiting to get massacred by barbarians?

      And I’m certain the murder rate will go to zero when racism no longer exists.

    • Rhywun

      He should give a hat-tip to the FBI for helping set up that little whatever-it-was.

    • Cy

      Well I hate lying, treasonous, sacks of useless, authoritarian, war mongering shit, so now what?

    • Suthenboy

      The hallmark of communism: there is no redemption. The only solution is mass graves.

      • Cy

        Ahem, I prefer the term ‘freedom ditches.’

      • Cancelled

        Afterlife communes

    • Surly Knott

      The next step is the realization that the only way to eliminate hate is to eliminate the hated.
      I expect to see that begin in my lifetime.

    • The Last American Hero

      Mr. Biden, what if you hate Evil KKKochsucking Teathuglicans?

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I figured Katie Hill would start a YouTube channel on how to get ass stains out of upholstery.

    • Sean

      “dirty”
      “naked”
      “backroom deals”

      She really just needs an onlyfans account.

    • Spartacus

      The premiere of the podcast on Oct. 20 — which features an interview with former Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum (D) — comes after a production studio said it was creating a show based on Hill’s forthcoming memoir, “She Will Rise.”

      Looks like drugs falling out of asses all the way round.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    The RNC claims that Twitter’s ban on The New York Post articles amounts to an “illegal corporate in-kind political contribution” to the Democrat Joe Biden’s presidential campaign, which is seeking to unseat President Donald Trump, the Republican incumbent.

    It’s about fucking time.

    • Tejicano

      Hell, I could be persuaded to believe that the RNC grew a pair. I’ll wait until I see some evidence that they followed up on this.

    • Ted S.

      Natalie Wood and Tab wouldn’t.

      • Tres Cool

        What Wood wont float ?

      • Cy

        I heard she bobbed a lot though.

      • Surly Knott

        She didn’t shower on the boat because she wanted to wash up on shore.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Booooo…

    • Rhywun

      I didn’t know it still existed.

      I did know about Odwalla, though. At least on the west coast. Shame.

    • Gender Traitor

      Once when I was in college, I guy I knew came into our dorm’s study lounge with a full can of Tab from which to drink and an empty Tab can into which to spit his dip. He sat right across from me. I couldn’t study for staring at the cans, certain he was going to drink from the wrong one. Then I remembered it was Tab, so it wouldn’t make any difference, and I felt much better.

      • Suthenboy

        I laughed

      • egould310

        ?

      • Tres Cool

        “I couldn’t study for staring at the cans…”

        Been there, sister.

        And as someone that dips and generally has 2 beer cans- you lean quickly how to remember which is which.

    • Old Man With Candy

      What did Grace Kelly have that Natalie Wood could have used?

      • Tres Cool

        A chauffeur named Ted ?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sure you just don’t have a cat?

      • Sean

        Positive. No kitties.

        The turtle is an asshole, but I can’t pin it on him.

    • egould310

      That’s gourdgeous.

      • Sean

        ??

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Biden cited Republicans’ failed efforts to repeal Obamacare and replace it over the last decade. Trump has promised a less expensive alternative to Obamacare that would keep its mandate for coverage of those with pre-existing conditions, but has not offered any details about how he would do so.

    One of those things you have to pass, in order to find out what’s in it, I guess.

    I know I’m being silly, but I’d like to see the Republicans come up with something resembling an articulable plan for health insurance. They could start by telling us how they’ll break the link between employment and insurance.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Rand has some ideas.

      *crickets*

    • Ted S.

      The Republicans should have used Obama’s “If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor” line to show that Obamacare was taking healthcare away from people.

    • WTF

      I like to see an acknowledgement that the federal government has no authority to be providing health care or health insurance.

      • Suthenboy

        Bingo. The best way to fix the healthcare system is to get government out of it.

  8. Tres Cool

    Fun fact- ex Mrs Tres Cool was awarded the Irene Ryan award for acting after a couple of performances in college. We always referred to it as the ‘Granny Clampett Oscar’.

    • Spartacus

      My grandmother was just like granny clampett. 5’0″, 95 pounds, from the back woods of north alabama.
      Mean as a snake and twice as fast. Did 5 pushups on her 80th birthday. Do. Not. Cross. Her.

  9. Rhywun

    Modern journalism: Rewriting union press releases.

    Ungrateful shits should be glad to return to work. I know I was recently.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    the ‘Granny Clampett Oscar’

    Most excellent.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    I remember listening to a friend’s wife bitching about how much she hated her job, but she couldn’t quit because she’d lose the insurance which came with it. That was more than thirty years ago.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Health insurance tied to your employment is just an idiotic arrangement. Of course, we can thank the Feds for that.

      • Cy

        Yep. Just another rope in the ridiculously tight not of bullshit that is our current medical system. The regulations, insurance, university/professional associations/unions regulatory capture, government graft and human fear all wrapped up in a giant impenetrable knot that could be easily fixed if you just cut it out and threw it away.

  12. Fourscore

    Whoa…I’m not allowed to hate anymore? So much hatred, so little time. Tell ya what, I’m gonna be a closet hater,anyway. To paraphrase, some things just need hating.

    • Rebel Scum

      I, for one, hate everyone equally. I am an equal opportunity hater.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        We are a collection of people who hate people.

        What is our collective noun?

        A hatred of Glibs? An animosity of Glibs? A fury of Glibs?

      • Cancelled

        Humans

      • Gender Traitor

        Are you the Wizard or Oliver? (Maybe I shouldn’t assume you’re not The Mouth.)

    • ElspethFlashman

      Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate !

      It’s a valuable emotion.

      Hating something – and learning to avoid it – has to teach us some skills. For example, I was weird – and as a result – was also bullied as a kid. But this forced me to be creative. I had to figure out how to avoid bullies, or end up picking on them in a way that wouldn’t get me in trouble. Sometimes I would enlist the other friends (because we all hated the bullies) I did have to form up against the bullies.

      It also made me empathetic. I felt for the other kids who were bullied (or at least, not popular). These were valuable skills to learn !

      Why should hate be discounted right now? I am confused.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The Culinary Workers Union Local 226, which represents some Station Casinos employees, says that 58% of Station Casinos workers in its bargaining unit have lost their jobs and that those who want to return to work are being asked to reapply as new employees and are receiving $3-$4 less per hour than they did previously. It showed TIME a worker’s earnings statement that included a line in all caps saying: “Your hourly rate has been changed from 16.3000 to 13.1000,” indicating a pay cut.

    Not shown: corporate revenue cut due to plague-related operating restrictions.

    • Rhywun

      Meh, just pluck a few extra gold coins out of the swimming pool.

  14. Fourscore

    Snowing in Podunkville, gonna be a long winter

    • KOVIDKristen

      We had a long winter last year – no snow and it almost never got below 40.

  15. PBRstreetgang

    I keep seeing references to that case ACB helped decide where the employee was called the “n” word. But I don’t think I’ve seen a single article point out that the supervisor, Colbert, is also an African American.

    From the opinion: “According to Smith [Plaintiff], Colbert, who was also black, was “very angry” and made several
    confrontational remarks: that there would be “eighty-one of us against one of you when we go to trial”

  16. Suthenboy

    So the lockdowns are a godsend to companies employing union members. The perfect opportunity to get rid of people who try as hard as they can to be a pain in the ass.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      ?

      Layoffs were always an opportunity to remove the troublemakers.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I never thought Jean Arthur was sexy. It’s probably the voice. Myrna Loy, on the other hand…

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Rand has some ideas.

    What would he know about the medical-industrial complex? Does he even work for a think tank?

  19. Drake

    “Workers Who Were Laid Off Say They’re Being Passed Over—For Their Own Jobs”

    I’ve seen some of that. Got jerked around by HR. Looks like I’m going back as a contractor. That’s fine, I’ll at least have the income for a while and hopefully things are better in six months where they pay up or I go elsewhere.

    • Suthenboy

      “Their own jobs”

      They own those jobs. This isn’t about mutual agreement to contracts. They are entitled to a paycheck.

      Business exists for the purposes of employing people (actual Obumbles statement so presumably the progressive view on economics).

      • Drake

        I know.

        But several times recently I’ve had interviews at a former employer where I know far more about the job than the hiring manager. I have to explain to him the history, politics, and trade offs that got him there. It’s weird.

    • Suthenboy

      It’s not. They intend to cheat like hell to save our democracy

    • Rebel Scum

      Wow…

  20. egould310

    Bob Brainen’s radio show is back on WFMU. If you want to learn about music from the 1930’s to today, tune in. It’s like a masters level class in popular (and not so popular) music. Give it a try. Then stick around for Michael Shelley playing #1 hits.

    Wfmu.org

    • Cy

      That would never happen! Ever… We all know that the only countable ballots are from the trunks of DNC cars.

      • The Gunslinger

        And we know that because it has been reported.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Lab rat colony

    Jacinda Ardern has won a second term as New Zealand’s Prime Minister after her success at handling the country’s coronavirus outbreak helped secure a landslide victory

    ——-

    Ardern’s likely reelection was buoyed by her “go hard and go early” approach to handling the coronavirus which has helped New Zealand avoid the kind of devastating outbreaks seen elsewhere. The country was one of the first to close its borders, and Ardern announced a nationwide lockdown in March when it only had 102 cases.
    New Zealand has reported less than 2,000 total cases and 25 deaths since the pandemic began.

    How long can you keep the borders sealed, and your people locked down?

    What happens when the plebs get antsy? Good thing you took their guns away (some of them, anyway).

    • Cy

      How can an entire country not see that? You think you can keep your borders closed in perpetual lockdown for years? I mean, being stuck at home in New Zealand probably isn’t a terrible fate. But those poor sheep!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When economic calamity comes, they’ll see it. But it will be too late.

    • Suthenboy

      We were assured that the cooties are so contagious that eventually we will all get them. The lockdowns were supposed to be to prevent too many people from catching them at a given time.
      So…..wont they just start spreading again when the lockdowns end?
      Only solution – lockdowns forever.

      Where is my goddamned pitchfork?

    • Drake

      “go hard and go early”

      She knows what she likes.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      That face… I can think of at least three things wrong with it.

      /meow

      • l0b0t

        She looks like a slightly inbred, toffee-nosed, minor royal?

      • Gender Traitor
      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Otoplasty can be performed on adults too.

    • Raven Nation

      She actually increased her majority and can govern without her coalition partners if she wants. She might keep the Greens because there’s not much disagreement there.

      But she could kick NZ First to the curb. And they were restraining some of her more leftist policies, especially on economics.

      • UnCivilServant

        People actually voted for her?

        Nuke the place from orbit.

    • Rebel Scum

      That’s the cunte that also wanted everyone disarmed.

    • l0b0t

      WOW! The reward money goes to the church and the kid who actually found the lemur gets a zoo pass. Start screwing over your citizens when they are young to get them acclimated to the California way?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Due to his travels, she added, “He’s socially distancing from his primate family” but would hopefully join the other lemurs soon.”

      Lemurs get the Sweet and Sour Sniffles too?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    No place for hate

    Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), the ranking Democratic member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, is facing calls to be replaced on the committee or retire after speaking positively about this week’s confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Judge Amy Coney Barrett.

    Feinstein has faced heavy criticism, with some calling for her to retire in recent days. Ilyse Hogue, president of abortion rights group NARAL Pro-Choice America, was the latest to slam the senator. On Friday, she called for Feinstein be replaced on the committee.

    “This nomination is illegitimate and this process is a sham,” Hogue said in a statement. “Tens of millions of Americans have already voted and majorities have said unequivocally that they want to choose the next President who should fill this seat. Amy Barrett and this power grab pose a grave threat to every freedom and right we hold dear and tears the very fabric of our democracy.”

    “Americans—whose lives hang in the balance—deserve leadership that underscores how unprecedented, shameful and wrong this process is,” Hogue added. “The Ranking Member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Senator Dianne Feinstein, failed to make this clear and in fact offered an appearance of credibility to the proceedings that is wildly out of step with the American people. As such, we believe the committee needs new leadership.”

    It all depends on who is hating whom, I guess.

    • Drake

      Not for having a Chinese spy on her staff or her profiteering husband…

    • leon

      If you throw a fit and pout, Justice is on your side

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      De Leon argued Martinez’s tweets were not protected forms of free speech because it was “very alienating of unrepresented and marginalized communities,” citing her use of the term “illegal alien.”

      The moon, it offends me.

      • leon

        Your future politicians.

        Heaven help us if they become judges

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yep. Highly motivated, narcissistic, little totalitarians that are in training as “activists” instead of getting an actual education in something productive.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I pray that these people are still a minority, but I know they and their kinfellows have the power. There will never be a day of peace while they still hold any semblance of power.

  23. Cy

    In regards to the Hunter Biden email/laptop thing, I get that Joe Biden is running for President and that is probably the bigger part of the story with corruption.

    But, why is no one discussing that the FBI took the evidence and suppressed it again? Aren’t they like 0/10 recently for upholding their reputation? It starting to become glaringly obvious they’re just a wing of the DNC.

    • leon

      It is. But you got little like Bar protecting it.

    • Homple

      I’ve begun to think that the Export-Import Bank, tarrifs and labor unions are not our biggest problems.

      • Homple

        Spelling is my biggest problem

      • l0b0t

        If I had the Wand of Fnargle, I would start eliminating FedGov agencies – FBI, CIA, Army, DEA would, I think, be the first to go.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s been noticed but attacking the FBI still isn’t a political winner and it won’t happen this close to an election. If Trump wins I suspect there’ll be a reckoning, if not nothing will change, they’ll become even more politicized in fact. As for why the media isn’t bringing this up, well they’ve become bootlickers, it’s just that simple.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re a wing of the Permanent State.

      As are almost the entirety of the DNC and GOP leadership along with the State Department, the CIA, and the upper echelons of the Pentagon.

      We’re the wealthiest, most powerful country in the world and everybody in DC is getting their beak wetted. That’s why they hate Trump. He wasn’t on the take.

      It’s also why they despise Tulsi Gabbard, because she appears to see it for what it is.

      • l0b0t

        Robert Barnes (on the Viva Frei videos) has spoken several times of Senator McConnell’s complicity in all of this. Apparently, he has been behind many of Trump’s bad hires and his lackeys back in KY are knee deep in the Breonna Taylor mess.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        McConnell’s a snake in the grass no doubt.

      • Ted S.

        All coiled up and hissing?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        This is an REO Speedwagon free zone.

      • Rebel Scum

        Temptress Tulsi for SecDef.

    • Suthenboy

      Whut? I thought they were 10/10 in upholding their reputation.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    But, why is no one discussing that the FBI took the evidence and suppressed it again? Aren’t they like 0/10 recently for upholding their reputation? It starting to become glaringly obvious they’re just a wing of the DNC.

    They’d do the same thing for the right kind of Republicans. Establishmentarians gotta stick together, and defend the mandarinate from the unwashed infidels.

    • Cy

      I disagree. They intentionally planned and set up a lying trap on Flynn. They ‘investigated’ Clinton, openly admitted finding wrong doing and passed out immunity to pretty much everyone involved. You also have to understand, that all happened just after they’d been briefed that Clinton was setting up a fake smear of Trump’s ties to Russia. THEN they went after Trump with the whole faked info/Fisa warrants. ‘got Flynn.’ Then, whene veryone started asking questioning the investigators, DELETED a shit ton of evidence, see the 30+ wiped cellphones.

      I’m not seeing any Republican coverage here… it’s looking pretty one sided.

      • kbolino

        DC is at least 90% Democrats, the MD/VA fedgov suburbs are at least 70% Democrats, and the civil service directly reflects this overwhelming Democratic dominance of government employees and courtiers. The Republicans that play ball and act like the minority party they’re supposed to be get left alone. The ones who stick out too much get taken down. Democrats get an institutional bias, of course, but there’s also the fact that the Democrats who show up to the capital from the provinces are almost always willing to play ball from day one. That party is so lockstep on certain matters nowadays that the number of dissenters who make it high enough up the food chain to matter is practically nil. Put another way, a true leftist reformer would get sabotaged just as much as a rightist reformer, but the former will be kept away by the voters and the party apparatus so no further gatekeepers are really needed.

    • Drake

      Remember back when they used to set up and bust corrupt politicians like McCain?

      • PieInTheSky

        Im not sure it had mustard it had something called russian dressing. Maybe mustard as well i dont remember

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Okay, Russian is official, although it’s mostly (here) made with Thousand Island.

    • l0b0t

      That looks absolutely delicious.

    • PieInTheSky

      9 50 USD

      • l0b0t

        Nice, that would be around $12 – $15 from most of the places by me in Queens.

      • l0b0t

        #metoo

        So, I’m going to be forward and offer you my mom’s (now my) recipe for the best corned beef I’ve ever tasted. This was an occasional treat when I was young but I’ve found up here (where we have the highest percentage of Irish-Americans in the USA) corned beef drops to $0.75 per pound for St. Patrick’s Day, so we fill the chest freezer with them. You will, I assume, want to substitute something for the rum. Does the alcohol proscription extend to extracts?

        4 to 5 Ibs. corned beef
        2 bay leaves
        5 peppercorns
        2 sprigs fresh parsley
        1 stalk celery, cut in chunks
        1 small onion, sliced
        Whole cloves
        2 tblsp. butter
        1 tblsp. prepared mustard
        1/3 c. brown sugar, firmly packed
        1/6 c. ketchup
        2 tblsp. vinegar
        1 tblsp. dark rum

        Wash corned beef thoroughly to remove brine. Place in large kettle; cover with cold water. Add bay leaves, peppercorns, parsley, celery and onion. Bring to a boil; reduce heat. Cover and simmer 3% hours or until meat is tender. Remove beef to shallow baking dish. Insert whole cloves in it. Melt butter in saucepan; add remaining ingredients and mix thoroughly. Cook over medium heat 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Pour sauce over corned beef. Bake in 350° oven 30 minutes, basting with the sauce several times. Serve hot or cold.

      • l0b0t

        You are most welcome. I’ve been using the sous vide for the meat cooking part; throw everything into a vacuum bag and cook at 165° for 13 hours.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Extracts are okay, I guess … ?

        I can taste alcohol in dishes and I don’t like alcohol, so … I made whiskey-bacon brownies for Mr. Mojeaux for Father’s Day. He was the only one who liked it, but he was a drinker in his former life.

        I would just leave it out.

      • l0b0t

        I love whiskey, bacon, and brownies, but I don’t think I would like them all together. I’m glad your hubby enjoyed them though; home cooked kitchen gifts hold a special place in my heart.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        I always make something special for him for Father’s Day.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well looks like I need to corn another brisket

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s a smidge higher than what I’d expect.

      • PieInTheSky

        it is rather pricey I would say

    • egould310

      That’s legit. ? ??

    • EvilSheldon

      That looks good enough to eat.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    All models, all the time

    Hospitalizations are climbing nationwide. And they’ll likely be followed by a rise in daily Covid-19 deaths, says Dr. Francis Collins, director of the National Institutes of Health.

    “This is a good moment for people to stop and ask themselves, ‘What can I do to try to be sure that we limit the further infections that otherwise seem to be looming in front of us as cold weather is kicking in and people are indoors, and those curves are going upward, in the wrong direction?’ ” Collins said Friday.

    Researchers from the University of Washington’s Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation project more than 2,300 Americans could be dying daily by mid-January and a total of more than 389,000 people could die from the virus in the US by February 1.

    The plural of “model” is “propaganda”.

    • PieInTheSky

      I europe the ICUs are getting full although i think they may be overused

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Letters to the Local Rag: Back That Thing Up

        What is the new trend of people backing into parking spaces instead of pulling straight in? I don’t understand the mentality of that. They create more of an accident possibility by doing that than they do by just pulling straight in. How about the congestion you create by pulling up and backing into a space? I don’t think it’s a safety issue, in fact, it’s an obvious unsafe situation. You’ve been doing it for all of your life, and all of a sudden now you want to get on the bandwagon of backing into a space instead of pulling straight in. That’s why you have rear-view mirrors. Three of them.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Gilmore’d

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        What is the new trend of people backing into parking spaces instead of pulling straight in?

        New trend? I remember marveling at people doing that when I was 4.

        Ill give you a hint, old codger… It’s easier to be aware of your surroundings when you’re parking than when you’re leaving.

        Not that I back into spaces very often, but the risk is 6 in one, half dozen in the other.

      • UnCivilServant

        I find the opposite, that It’s easier to pay attention when backing out than when backing in.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I always feel like cars sneak up on me when I’m backing out. Usually they’re the jackasses doing 25 down the aisle.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, it’s easier to stop traffic in the lane to back in to the spot than to worry about traffic that’s coming when you’re backing out.

        Fortunately, I’m usually able to get a pull-through spot.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        And people, some of whom don’t watch where they’re going.

      • Ted S.

        Or what Cy said below, but I didn’t see because Brooks fucked up the threading.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think he’s marveling at it because as an old codger he can’t swivel his neck around to look behind him anymore.

      • Rebel Scum

        Or just someone who is incapable of maneuvering a car. I can’t count the amount of times I have seen someone struggle to handle something like a Toyota Corolla in a parking lot.

      • EvilSheldon

        Or he’s too poor to afford a backup camera package for his car. Or too clumsy to use one.

        I always back in to parking spaces.

      • Ted S.

        You were backing in to parking spaces when you were four? No wonder people were marveling at it.

      • Cy

        He’s the real reason the Dukes of Hazard got canceled!

      • Rebel Scum

        I always back in to spaces as well as my driveway. Might need to make a quick escape.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        In these uncertain times, mentally preparing yourself for the circumstance you need to GTFO of the parking lot is becoming more common.

        Its quicker and to egress the parking space if you are going forward rather than backwards.

      • EvilSheldon

        This.

    • l0b0t

      More Wand of Fnargle musing… I would consolidate all FedGov medical activity (outside of DoD) into the USPHS and send them all out to work at free clinics for merchant sailors, lighthouse keepers, USCG, and perhaps NPS employees.

    • Raven Nation

      Serious question: are the rising rates of hospitalization being cited all Covid? Or is some of this catch up in elective surgeries?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    What is the new trend of people backing into parking spaces instead of pulling straight in?

    I think the idiots in giant pickup trucks do it because they turn a little tighter going backwards (like a rear steer forklift). That’s my theory. Disprove it as you will.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Some job sites mandate it for safety.

    • Cy

      This is a thing taught to me as safety habit. You back into a controlled space. It allows you to have a better field of vision when re-entering traffic.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The back up cameras make that much more feasible than it used to be. Sooner or later you’re going to have to back up no matter what you do.

    • PieInTheSky

      Round these parts backing in was always considered the proper way to park

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s the cameras and digital dashboards, makes it super easy with lines showing where to go and everything.

      • Drake

        This. In a big vehicle it’s now easier to park that way. I rented a big SUV to take my son to school and found myself parking that way.

    • prolefeed

      I think a lot of it is ex-military trained to always be ready to exit at top speed, carrying it over into civilian life.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    he can’t swivel his neck around to look behind him anymore.

    #METOO

    • Cy

      “Rumor is Peter Strzok is heading the investigation https://t.co/ZAVVql4SJH

      — Stalingrad & Poorsk”

      LoL!

    • Rebel Scum

      Nice.

  28. Rebel Scum

    She’ll be a far better gun salesmanperson?

    “I think there’s a silent storm brewing of disenfranchisement with the Democratic Party and how they have mismanaged,” he said. “You know, the fact that Nancy Pelosi has just embraced the radical left — the mantra of dismantle, destroy and defund is just awful. These Democrats may not go vote for Biden and the radical left because they’re afraid of Kamala Harris. People are starting to see through. Joe [Biden] is not in great health, Joe — mental or physical, and so look to who is going to replace Joe: Kamala Harris, a thousand times worse than Obama could have ever been. She is the face of the radical left — the destroy, the dismantle, the defund movement. I think Democrats, you know moderate Democrats and independents that may have gone away from Trump are really coming back. ”

    “Either they’re not going to vote for the Biden-Harris ticket,” Palazzo continued. “They might not vote for Trump, but at least they’re not going to vote for Biden-Harris. The better Trump does, the better we’re all going to do — especially in these districts where Democrats that won congressional seats, Trump won the congressional district. A lot of people are going to be reevaluating how they cast their vote. I think the Republicans are going to do well, especially in the House. The polls might not be showing it, but the polls are showing the President winning either. People are keeping it close to the vest. Don’t let the signs fool you. People might not put up a Trump sign in their front yard because they don’t want their home vandalized. It just depends on the state, the neighborhood they live in.

    • Drake

      That interview where she yelled at Blitzer was just bizarre.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Sometimes I want to like this asshole and sometimes he is just a cunte.

    Maher said, “Democrats have to stop talking about packing the Supreme Court. Because it’s already packed, with Catholics…and once Mitch McConnell and company are done Fed-Exing Amy Coney Barrett to the bench, seven of the nine justices will be Catholic. And look, I have nothing against Catholics, except my entire upbringing. But they are only 20% of the population. If seven out of nine justices were Jews or Muslims or Buddhists would that be okay? And if faith is this super important element of life, as Barrett and her Republican supporters say it is, shouldn’t we have a healthier balance on our highest court?”

    After stating people who don’t practice any religion should have representation on the Supreme Court, Maher stated, “And atheists actually make better judges. Because we don’t have to work to separate church and state. We’re not torn between rational decision-making and what it says in the old book of Jewish fairy tales.”

    • Raven Nation

      It’s like 1960 again.

    • Rhywun

      I have to reach back to 2001 or so when I could I “liked him”.

      This… CWAA.

      If seven out of nine justices were Jews or Muslims or Buddhists would that be okay?

      Yes? As long as they did their @#$%^&* jobs?

    • kbolino

      “And atheists actually make better judges. Because we don’t have to work to separate church and state. We’re not torn between rational decision-making and what it says in the old book of Jewish fairy tales.”

      And they’re so humble, too.

  30. Rebel Scum

    late is covering the election issues that matter to you. Support our work with a Slate Plus membership. You’ll also get a suite of great benefits.

    You are calling a woman that adopted and raised Haitian children racist. So I am going to go with “no”.

    • Rhywun

      She’s probably raising them to be white, thus denying them— oh, you know how it goes.

  31. Donation Not Taxation

    ‘and the best filmmaker, satirist, and animator EVER’

    Mike Jittlov’s birthday is June 8, not today.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Former Rep. Katie Hill (D-Calif.) is launching a new podcast that promises to “expose the naked truth behind what goes on” in Washington.

    The California Democrat will host “Naked Politics,” the team behind the podcast announced Friday.

    This is perfect.

    • Rhywun

      That is how you turn lemons into lemonade.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden said President Donald Trump bears blame for the alleged domestic terrorist plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, pointing in a speech Friday to Trump’s calls on Twitter to “liberate Michigan” in the wake of the Democratic governor’s coronavirus-related restrictions.

    By Antifa thugs? C’mon man, I thought that was just a idea.

  34. Rebel Scum

    Workers Who Were Laid Off Say They’re Being Passed Over—For Their Own Jobs

    Having been to a couple of them, I don’t think that is the point of the Seder.

    • l0b0t

      Elijah snuck in and took my job when I was stuffing my face with kugel.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    These Democrats may not go vote for Biden and the radical left because they’re afraid of Kamala Harris. People are starting to see through. Joe [Biden] is not in great health, Joe — mental or physical, and so look to who is going to replace Joe: Kamala Harris, a thousand times worse than Obama could have ever been. She is the face of the radical left — the destroy, the dismantle, the defund movement. I think Democrats, you know moderate Democrats and independents that may have gone away from Trump are really coming back.

    I WANT TO BELIEVE

  36. Stinky Wizzleteats

    1985 Cameron vs Trans Am vs Camero Iroc Z (Motorweek):

    https://youtu.be/FV0g5AL0u-I

    Complete with sweet five speed manuals and high output engines that make almost 200 horsepower. Even with the stupid environmental and safety regs we’ve come a hell of a long way.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jeez, I screwed that up: 1985 Mustang vs Camaro vs Trans Am…

    • PieInTheSky

      very few HP for all that cylinder volume

      • PieInTheSky

        also them be some ugly cars. I blame the 80s

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        A friend of mine had a Mustang just like that but a different color. I remember it being scary fast but my four cylinder Mazda I have now would at least keep up with it or maybe even outrun it. I’d still like to have one though if only for sentimental reasons.

      • Drake

        HP and torque are two different things.

    • Rebel Scum

      high output engines that make almost 200 horsepower

      What’s sad is that my 2015 Civic makes more than that and it is no longer considered much and hasn’t been for awhile.

      So my 6-spd manual, fwd sedan says “hi”.

    • Sean

      I had a 5 speed Camaro Z28. Red and gold with the 305 engine. I forget if it was an 85 or 86.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Serious question: are the rising rates of hospitalization being cited all Covid? Or is some of this catch up in elective surgeries?

    I think they are referring specifically to plague cases, but an article in the paper the other day quoted a doctor saying more people, with milder symptoms, are being hospitalized lately. Whether or not that is because of what has been learned about treating it was not specified.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    very few HP for all that cylinder volume

    8:1 compression ratio will do that.

  39. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Neat, a reclaimed shipping container hotel in Texas:

    https://youtu.be/FV0g5AL0u-I

    They sell them too.

      • Ownbestenemy

        If normalcy or some factor of it is still with us in a few years it is something I was considering.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’ve always fancied getting three or four and putting them around a central deck with each one being a separate room (ie ones a kitchen, ones a living room, etc).

    • Mojeaux the Malevolent

      Wrong link.

      My brother stayed in a half shipping container AirBnB and it was adorable. I’d love that thing for a separate office space.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The whoops is the correct one. You’re right, that’d be great for a detached office.

      • l0b0t

        Yeah, those are fantastic, but a little small for my taste. I would like a stacked double wide, or maybe 3 so as to have an upstairs bedroom and deck. I’ve been dreaming of a shipping container based compound for years, some buried, some stacked.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Exactly. My dream is two buried, on ground and one 2nd story. Out in the high desert somewhere. A man can dream.

      • l0b0t

        Great minds, sir, great minds. My dream spot was in CO, out by the 11 Mile Reservoir (near South Park). My uncle has some property out there and you can climb a small mountain, turn around 360° and not see a single piece of evidence for the existence of mankind; no power lines or roads in sight. Pure perfection.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Fuck that shit, the Brits need to break out the pitchforks and torches.

      • Rhywun

        “support bubble”

        OFFS.

  40. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    And a good morning to all of you crazy bastards!

    I am writing from an undisclosed location, in sight of beautiful mountains, where my wife and I have spent a few lovely days with our best friends. Unfortunately, it’s back to reality in a few hours.

    I’m not surprised the news continues to be an absolute shit-show. Love to see the RNC going after Twitter, though.

    Speaking of shit-shows, here’s a good post from the Healthy Skeptic:

    An Interim Big Picture Update

    Fun Old Guy music today. A great theme song, too.

    I hope you all have a fantastic day!

    • Rhywun

      Humility, not hubris, should be the order of the day.

      Well that’s just crazy-talk.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Gustave Lytton on October 15, 2020 at 11:18 pm
      On what planet is it acceptable for your kids to run around a hotel room like a jungle gym? Seriously, running around, jumping, and screaming. Control your mutts or put them back in their cages.

      Called the front desk which the 2nd time I’ve ever done that for noise.
      Reply

      Huh, so that’s who was marking all the noise.

  41. DEG

    I mean, how do you do an opening act for an actual freakshow? I can’t- it’s like following SugarFree.

    Write something normal. It would be jarring and we’d be wondering what is going on.

    Describing the alleged plot, Biden said, “It’s the sort of behavior you might expect from ISIS and it should shock the conscience of every American. Every American.”

    ISIS? WTF? They were going to kidnap her not cut her head off or drown her in a cage or burn her alive or all the other things ISIS did to execute people.

    “This podcast is where we can get dirty. It’s where we can expose the naked truth behind what goes on. The backroom deals, the monied interests, the inability to break from the party,” Hill said. “This podcast is here to expose what’s wrong in politics today, undressing the issues, and how we can fix them.”

    Unless Katie Hill is naked, I have no interest.

    The RNC complained to the Federal Election Commission that Twitter’s blocking of The New York Post articles amounts to an “illegal corporate in-kind political contribution” to former Vice President Biden’s campaign, which is seeking to unseat President Donald Trump, the Republican incumbent.

    A part of me says, “Good, they’re learning to fight back.” The other part of me wishes fondly for Libertopia.

    Her evasions and knowledge gaps might help her through a Senate confirmation but should terrify if she’s on the Supreme Court.

    I tapped out here.

    Without legal guarantees, though, older workers like Padilla say they’ll struggle to find jobs in a crowded labor market. “They’re looking for young people, they never think, ‘this old man, he dedicated his life to this company,’” he says. “But I’m ready to go back to work.”

    I wonder: did you hang out on unemployment instead of going back to work? I know of a few business owners in NH that won’t bring back some former employees because the employees wanted to milk unemployment as long as they could.

    A trooper with the Arizona Department of Public Safety found more than $2.5 million in drugs during a traffic stop Thursday evening in Phoenix, DPS said.

    The War on Drugs will be won any day now.

    I think I wasn’t muted before I said good night on the Zoom last night. I was cursing work. A test had failed and I was cursing that. Sorry in case anyone heard that and didn’t know what I was cursing at.

    I just rolled out of bed. Time to make breakfast.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Explained: The UK government’s ‘sex ban’ to limit the spread of Covid-19
    According to the new rules, the only way people can meet during the lockdown is if they reside together already or are part of the same ‘support bubble’.

    No drinking, no fucking, no fraternizing, it’s a puritan’s wet dream. They have been wishing for this for centuries.

    • PieInTheSky

      I though all the ;puritans moved to America.

    • Rhywun

      ?

    • Tejicano

      Looks like he doesn’t like a dirty rat. That wouldn’t have been my solution but people gotta figure out how to solve their own problems.

  43. l0b0t

    I’m about to try my hand at making sesame encrusted tuna steaks. I’ve been on such a tuna binge lately and ordering sushi gets expensive.

    • straffinrun

      Sesame?

      • PieInTheSky

        yes, sesame

      • straffinrun

        I don’t know what encrusted with sesame means. I slice it off the block and go with soy sauce and wasabi.

      • PieInTheSky

        well imagine breading something to fry, just with sesame. The crust is the exterior part that gets cooked. Ya know maillard reaction and all that

      • straffinrun

        That’s not sushi, though.

      • l0b0t

        Not sushi at all, but delicious just the same (I’ve been eating a lot of sushi lately though). Press the steaks into sesame seeds and sear for about 45 seconds on each side. Slice, dip in a little wasabi mayo and enjoy. I don’t really care for the whole spice the fish before cooking as I like to taste the tuna.

    • PieInTheSky

      mind the mercury

      • straffinrun

        That looks good.

      • l0b0t

        Very similar, but no egg wash and a dry skillet.

  44. PieInTheSky

    #CharlieHebdo must be shut down immediately by French authorities. This racist, Islamophobic rag is causing community relations to completely break down with its repeated provocations. They are literally crying fire in a crowded theatre. Freedom of speech isn’t worth civil war.

    https://twitter.com/RmSalih/status/1317350932129132544

    • Floridaman

      Wow, that is completely pathetic.

    • kinnath

      Freedom of speech isn’t worth civil war.

      Yes it is.

      Try taking it away. You’ll get your war.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Let’s not forget, the fire in theater was shitbird OWH’s justification for jailing people advocating against forced enslavement.

    • KSuellington

      You shouldn’t be criticizing the Religion of Peace. And if you do there may be a beheading in your near future.

      • Cy

        The progressives will be along shortly to execute you for your violent speech. May your hate filled soul be cleansed by gaia.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Roshan M Salih
      @RmSalih
      ·
      7h
      Western civilisation is in crisis and in dire need of reform. It has completely lost its moral compass and now only exists to worship materialism and to oppress others. #CharlieHebdo

      He’s not entirely wrong. Who was here that said leftists were good at identifying problems, but their solutions sucked?

    • Drake

      The Franks used to know how to deal with the problem.

    • Rhywun

      They are literally crying fire in a crowded theatre.

      Also, literally worse than Hitler.

  45. KOVIDKristen

    I see the Twitter has murdered iowahawkblog/David Burge. Motherfuckers.

    • Drake

      I hope he shows up on Gab.

      • Drake

        “You can’t fight Shitty Hall.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dave Burge aka Iowahawk
        @karmasjanitor
        ·
        2h
        But, long story short, this is where I throw in the towel. Like they say, you can’t fight Shitty Hall.

        I created this burner account only to read Twitter and let you know of my plight, but I’m not going to use it to rebuild a new Twitter presence from scratch.

        And twitter wins.

      • Drake

        Do they? Chasing out people like him are going to rapidly make them into an irrelevant leftist echo chamber. Gab had their biggest week of new accounts ever last week.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Creating a ghetto seems like a good idea at first.

      • kbolino

        There is always more incompetence in the world than outright malice, though there’s plenty of both to go around.

    • KSuellington

      One of the few twitter accounts that was consistently funny and good. Man, do I ever want to see that company fail.

    • Drake

      https://gab.com/a/posts/105047678821655294

      “Within the past 48 hours alone we added 100,000 new daily active community members. Many folks who had existing accounts came back and many new people joined our community as well. We will also be launching GabTV (our YouTube alternative) in the coming days, and expect our growth to continue skyrocketing when this happens.”

  46. The Late P Brooks

    They are literally crying fire in a crowded theatre.

    Is the theater on fire? Context matters.

    • KSuellington

      Well, they were crying “fire” in the Bataclan.

  47. kinnath

    Brew day!

    I’ll be back.

  48. westernsloper

    I would listen to Katie Hill’s podcast if she sat naked behind me and brushed my hair. On second thought, no I wouldn’t. I was just making a joke.