STEVE SMITH MORNING LINKS OF WEDNESDAY

by | Oct 14, 2020 | Daily Links | 442 comments

FUNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS NEED LINKS? STEVE SMITH HELP!

STEVE SMITH GET WORD FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS NEED MORNING LINKS! HIM GO INTO TOWN AND USE PHONE CONFIRM. HIM WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO STORE PEOPLES FOR LETTING STEVE SMITH BORROW PHONE, BUT THEM ALL “AAHHHHH, SASQUATCH!” “RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” “THAT THING RAPED THE FRONT DOOR OPEN!”

SO STEVE SMITH JUST GIVE LINKS, SO FUNNY SLOOPY AND BANJOS GET MORNING TO WORK AND HERD KIDS.

HERE AM GOODEST LINKS FROM STEVE SMITH!

  1. EUROPE HOOMANS PANIC. THEM SILLY.
  2. OLD LADY GET ANGRY.
  3. NOT SURE WANT TO GO TO MOON, IT…WAIT, NO TALK ABOUT SPACE SMITH! HIM NO REAL!
  4. NO STICK IN, OR TEXT TO, CRAZY!

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STEVE SMITH

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442 Comments

  1. Swiss Servator

    Wolf Blitzer…well known GOP operative.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And white supremacist. Of course.

      • WTF

        I’ve never heard Wolf Blitzer officially condemn white supremacy.

    • PBRstreetgang

      And woman hating misogynist

      • Festus' Mustache

        She was floored by even the slightest pushback. This is what TMITE has become. “How Dare You?” Wolf fucking Blitzer. Maybe there is a ray of hope. She freaked out over Megyn Kelly’s line of questioning the day before.

    • AlexinCT

      That’s the thing that’s just baffling. That she got mad at someone for telling her there is a limit to how much lying the dnc operative with bylines class can keep doing for her team in an age where their credibility is already destroyed. She should have told him that he was already so deep into her ass that him suddenly developing a conscience is comical. Not accused him of being a team red shill. That just made her look ungrateful for all the water carrying.

      Wolf’s takeaway on this scolding will be to suck donkey dick even harder, is my guess.

      • Festus' Mustache

        As mentioned above, some (very few) hard questions are starting to be asked. Do they sense which way the wind is blowing?

      • SDF-7

        “Wouldn’t you say she looks tired?” (one can only hope…)

    • AlexinCT

      He is no longer responding to our posts cause he is in a truck on the way to your place to give you a good morning in person…

      And by giving you a good morning mean……

      • UnCivilServant

        arriving at the wrong house.

      • db

        NO ADDRESS WRONG ADDRESS FOR NO-KNOCK RAPESQUATCH

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Maybe I should stop sexting reporters myself.

    Nahhhh…

    • Fourscore

      Scratches Alaska off as bug out place…

      • Festus' Mustache

        If I were to start sexting reporters I’d probably have to move to Montreal or Florida. Alaska would be a little lean on hot weathergirls.

      • Animal

        Don’t know about weather girls, but the young lady who waited on us at the Palmer Ale House last week was freakin’ adorable.

  3. Rebel Scum

    European countries have begun to close schools and cancel surgeries, going well beyond curbs on social life, as overwhelmed authorities face their nightmare scenario of a COVID-19 resurgence right before the onset of winter.

    We are about to have another panic/casedemic. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Outpatient/ED visits for CLI is non zero in October 2019. That’s some fine calibrating there, Lou.

    • robc

      Meanwhile in Sweden, videos from malls look like from the before times.

      • WTF

        Because you can’t prevent infections and deaths, you can only delay them.

      • PieInTheSky

        Until the magical vaccines and treatments show up.. just round the corner

      • Nephilium

        They’ll be created by Cold Fusion and delivered by Flying Cars.

      • Plinker762

        Science will save us!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        And what better way to delay death than to be locked in your house for months right before it happens.

      • Drake

        It really does seem fantastical to see people acting normally, no masks (which don’t work anyhow), and no arbitrary rules.

      • Festus' Mustache

        As mentioned in the dead thread, I wear my mask over my butthole to protect others, not myself. I’m doing God’s work here.

      • PieInTheSky

        You cant trust the data from Sweden it is all propaganda they are dying by the thousands

      • Fourscore

        Half of Minnesoda returns “home”

      • The Sleeper

        Can’t tell if serious…

      • PieInTheSky

        this is what my buddy says. You can’t trust Sweden anymore than China when it comes to reporting data

    • AlexinCT

      Until we accept the only way to control this is herd immunity and to constantly have the at risk people watch themselves, we will have periodic flare ups as people get tired of playing Punxsutawney Phil and remain in hiding, and come out to see their shadows.

      • Festus' Mustache

        The only people that I see wearing the ribbon are little asshole Sqtr Boi types. Whoever thought that rebelling against the squares would become a popular mode of expression amongst the youthful cohort? These kids are young teens and tweens. Bring back Kiss Army!

  4. robc

    Baseball birthdays today were mostly blah, except a little down the list was the unknown Joe Start.

    He was a star of the National Association, the first major league, from its inception in 1871. He moved to the new National League (as did his team) in 1876. His numbers, either raw or in terms of WAR, dont add up to much, mostly because the NA was playing 30-50 game seasons. Even the NL was only playing 90 or so in the early days. The most games he played in a season was 101 in 1885, his team played 110. He retired after the 1886 season.

    If you prorated him up to 154 or 162 games, he would have been about a 5 WAR per year kind of guy. A HoF discussion player, not a no-brainer by any means, but someone who should have consideration.

    I know a bit too much about 19th century baseball, and he is a guy who has always stuck in my mind as one of the early greats.

    • limey

      Without looking I’m going to assume Joe Morgan’s dying was covered here. RIP, JM. Jon & Joe made a good team, and introduced me to baseball as a sport I enjoy(ed) watching and following.

      • robc

        I hadn’t seen it. I referenced it obliquely telling Death 2020 he had to stop.

        I grew up a fan of the Big Red Machine. Morgan was obviously a huge part of that. And that is a understatement, as he was NL MVP in 1975 and 1976.

      • Cancelled

        Concepcion to Morgan to Perez is how a double play should be called.

      • robc

        THIS.

        I still remember the entire core lineup.

        Bench
        Perez
        Morgan
        Rose
        Concepcion
        Foster
        Geronimo
        Griffey, Sr

  5. Donation Not Taxation

    Morning, Glibs time, STEVE.

  6. limey

    Morning, STEVE. I lost my bootleg VHS copy of UPSKIRT HOVERCRAFTS: STEVE SMITH & SEA SMITH DOUBLE-TEAM AMPHIBIOUS VEHICLES. Does anyone have a DL link?

  7. PBRstreetgang

    “We FEED them!”

    Cookout at Nancy’s this weekend?

    • Festus' Mustache

      Sure. What does she feed them to?

      • pistoffnick

        “To Serve Humans” is a cookbook!

      • Festus' Mustache

        You didn’t dust off the cover properly. It reads “To Service Humans” and then the tentacles extrude…

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Homophobe-in-Chief

    Trump said he has become immune to COVID-19 and, for the second consecutive night, offered to kiss people in the audience to prove it.

    “I’ll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman,” the president said Tuesday, pointing to an individual in the crowd. “Look at that guy, how handsome he is. I’ll kiss him. Not with a lot of enjoyment, but that’s okay.”

    Maybe just sniff his hair, instead.

    I wonder how many of the people whining about Trump’s inequitable level of health care would be tut-tutting about the ethics of using President Hillary as a lab rat for unproven unapproved treatments, under the identical circumstances.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      “I’m gonna kiss the guys and the girls, but only the girls get the tongue”

      *licks lips gratuitously *

      • Fourscore

        I laughed (and I’m older than Trump)

    • Rebel Scum

      using President Hillary as a lab rat for unproven unapproved treatments

      I suspect that is the only reason she has yet to keel over.

      • Rebel Scum

        That helps with the shakes.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Hair O the Lamb

    • Rhywun

      “Remember to tip the veal and try your waitress!”

      • AlexinCT

        I see what you did there….

  9. Rebel Scum

    ‘I don’t know why you’re always an apologist — and many of your colleagues, apologists for the Republican position,’ Pelosi responded as Blitzer mentioned Khanna’s comments on the bill.

    Jake Tapper recently and accidentally practiced a bit of journalism as well. Something must be in the water at CNN.

    • WTF

      They need one or two mild instances to claim they are not biased. “See? We went after Pelosi!!”

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        This. I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if this altercation was staged.

      • Swiss Servator

        I dunno – she comes out looking pretty deranged.

      • Count Potato

        Good morning. Wednesday morning.

      • Festus' Mustache

        You forgot to spit out your top plate… Bad form.

      • Animal

        So, normal for her, then.

  10. The Late P Brooks
    • limey

      Perhaps the most equitable thing to do then, in terms of universal healthcare provision, is to make everyone President.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Margaret Thatcher had a thing or two to say about “equal outcomes”, just sayin’.

  11. PieInTheSky

    Had another long talk with my covid lock-down buddy from the lands of the nether who is now convinced we can go on forever with one month out of every three in lock-down.

      • invisible finger

        With quinine water.

    • Nephilium

      Let me guess, he’s been working from home this entire time, and hasn’t missed a paycheck.

      • PieInTheSky

        Yes. But small businesses will just reopen whenever this is over. Or someone else will. After all the world is the most developed ever. A few years lockdown is not the end of the world (this is true ignoring unnecessary suffering). The alternative is 100 million dead. Or more. Soon the Netherlands will have 50000 cases a day…

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean I do agree things always came back eventually… But that does not mean destroying shit for no reason.

      • Nephilium

        /looks downthread at a 97 year old family owned restaurant that’s permanently closing due to the lockdown.

        Things will come back. People will build new businesses, but there is going to be a large amount of small and family owned businesses that are going under and won’t be coming back. The same people clamoring for these lockdowns (at least here in the US) are also (usually) the same people who rail against chain restaurants and big box stores.

      • PieInTheSky

        there is going to be a large amount of small and family owned businesses that are going under and won’t be coming back. – yes but others will take their place so it does not matter

      • AlexinCT

        By that logic, shouldn’t we just accept the logical conclusion that some people will die from the Kung Flu, but things will just go on?…

      • PieInTheSky

        Well saving people from the cov is noble. Lives not property and all that

      • Drake

        Sure. When classical civilization crashed into the Dark Age, it all came right back after 500 years or so.

      • AlexinCT

        The new fascist & communist “socialism will save us all” campaign has realized that the corrective measures movement that used work/death camps gave them a bad name after some 200 million bodies were racked up and close to 3 billion people were forced to live in absolute misery. Now they just destroy people’s ability to earn a living, which both silences them and allows the punishment to go for a lot longer. These people can thusly hide behind being caring fucks when they cry about even one live lost being too much, while ignoring the millions whose lives and livelihoods are ruined. After all, those are the people that don’t usually like big government picking winners and losers, so it is a good thing for their plans for the rest of us…

      • AlexinCT

        Some eggs must be broken to make an omelet….

      • Cancelled

        I mean I do agree things always came back eventually… But that does not mean destroying shit for no reason.

        Sure after the Vandals you get Charlemagne. 300 years after.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We’re experiencing a massive destruction of capital that will take years for the effects to unfold.

      • AlexinCT

        Part of the “We would rather burn it all down than let the fucking unwashed serfs put someone in charge that wants to end our lucrative aristocratic cabal of inept credentialed expertiseship” movement, man…

      • EvilSheldon

        A few years lockdown would, literally, be the end of the world. You think the riots are bad now?

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Or someone else will.

        I think this is more likely. Nature abhors a vacuum.

  12. Drake

    Tucker and Jason Whitlock did a great job of breaking down why nobody is watching the NBA. Mark Cuban is a groveling, greedy, moral coward.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Most everybody is a raging asshole, the rules are ignored in the hopes of encouraging hero ball, their attempts to emulate street ball were unprofessional and cheesy, and defense is optional?

      • Drake

        No – that’s why I stopped watching in the early 90’s. I haven’t watched an entire game since Bird retired.

      • invisible finger

        Basketball is the ultimate communist sport. Two guys out of 12 are responsible for 90% of the productivity.

      • Drake

        Sure, on the shitty teams playing now.

      • PieInTheSky

        Defense has never been better! But yes, you can have a gather step or 5… Also in the era of covid breathing on your opponent should be a foul

      • Drake

        Oh yeah – you probably never got to watch while the commies were in charge. This what playoff basketball used to look like.
        https://youtu.be/OEMbEanJdXc

      • PieInTheSky

        it is lacking dribbling the ball for 20 seconds so this means they did not have good handles like today.

      • PieInTheSky

        Also no step back 3s

      • Drake

        The 3 point line had only been around a couple of years at that point. None of these guys were shooting 3s in college – it was all about attacking in the middle or running the break.

      • PieInTheSky

        lol actually calling travels how lame

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Reading a couple of things about the “Whitmer kidnap plot!”, I am (I don’t know why) once again astounded by some people’s incapacity for self-examination.

    Nowhere in these stories is there a single hint of anyone asking themselves, “Why would somebody object? Why would they rebel against lockdowns?”

    Certainly no “What if they’re right?”

  14. Rebel Scum

    mayor resigns amid sexting scandal with local reporter

    Politicians are clearly the best and brightest among us.

    • Fourscore

      If they were they’d be in the productive part of society.

    • AlexinCT

      I think everyone knows the part of the quote that says “Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach.”, but very few know the last part “Those that are to stupid to even pretend to teach, go into politics”.

  15. invisible finger

    I call bullshit. There is no way STEVE SMITH never stuck it in crazy.

    • Swiss Servator

      I believe it is his advice to us puny hoomans. STEVE SMITH sticks it in everything.

  16. Festus' Mustache

    “That moon rocket is un-scientific and very problematic!” said the Women’s Studies Major who promptly retired to her bunk.

    • AlexinCT

      Phallic symbol! More patriarchy… And they make her ride in the cock head and come out like semen!

  17. Nephilium

    Well shit. Government shut downs have killed yet another long standing business.

    Iconic Cleveland Eatery Sokolowski’s Calls It Quits

    Sokolowski’s University Inn is permanently closing now. They’ve been in business since 1923, and in the before times would have people lining up for weekend dinners for about an hour before the doors opened. For those who like pierogi, you may want to copy down their recipe from here before it goes away.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      This is the weirdest depression… I guess because government is swinging its dick around so flagrantly, many companies are delaying and skipping what needs to be done to ensure continued operations until its too late. I just saw 2 major layoff announcements in the tech space over the last week or so. Layoffs that should’ve happened in April.

      Small companies are shuttering, but big companies are being incentivized to push the negative consequences to late fall.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        All we’ve managed to do is burn a few trillion in money supply with no associated increase in wealth/productivity.

        The effects of this are going to be severe and drawn out. The idiots in Washington have no damned idea what they’re doing nor do they really care.

      • Nephilium

        One of the companies I work with did a big buyout/layoff in the past couple of weeks.

        The lefty independent rag here in Cleveland did a decent write-up about what’s going to be happening to restaurants over the next couple of months. The federal loans let quite a few places keep the doors open… until the money ran out. So instead of saving the businesses, all the loans did was push the closures out a couple of months.

    • Surly Knott

      That’s a shame. I used to live in the house right next door to Sokolowsi’s.

      • Nephilium

        On the plus side, it sounds like they’ll be able to get a decent amount for the property, especially as the Towpath Trail extension has been built right alongside it.

    • WTF

      That can’t be true, because it’s nowhere on the news media.

    • Apples and Knives

      “Also on the laptop is a ‘raunchy, 12-minute video that appears to show Hunter, who’s admitted struggling with addiction problems, smoking crack while engaged in a sex act with an unidentified woman, as well as numerous other sexually explicit images.'”

      Bitch set me up.

      • AlexinCT

        There are no chicks with dicks Hunter: That’s a dude with tits…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The FBI seized the laptop in December, but not before the repair shop owner made a copy of the hard drive. He then gave the cop (sic) to former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s lawyer, Robert Costello.

      I’m sure it’s just coincidence that the FBI memory-holed it.

      • AlexinCT

        I am sure the computer was accidentally wiped…. Like Hillary’s servers…

      • AlexinCT

        Or the Mueller investigations team’s government issued media devices….

        But there is nothing to look at there…

      • leon

        Hmm yeah. When you had the CIA trying to ouster Trump with an impeachment over the bidens corruption.

      • Agent Cooper

        “repair shop owner made a copy of the hard drive”

        Should Trump give him a medal?

    • Jerms

      Media will ignore and its like it never happened.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    In this morning’s Bloomberg plague update, the Bloomberg chick surprisingly asked if the virus is mutating and becoming less dangerous. The “Johns Hopkins assistant professor of cosmetology” or whatever she was, started dancing around like that cat on the tin roof.

    She finally settled on, “Well, we HAVE gotten a little better at treating patients.” You could have waterboarded her without getting a straight answer to that question.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Hopkins school of public health is hopelessly political. Thanks in no small part to its namesake, Bloomberg, and its proximity to DC.

      • Count Potato

        Although their director is against lockdowns.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I hadn’t seen that. I’m somewhat surprised.

    • invisible finger

      As time goes on I meet more people who got the virus in March. Of the 8 I met, only 1 was “treated”, the other 7 were just told to stay home and call if the symptoms get worse. So essentially, no treatment whatsoever.

      The one who was treated was put on a ventilator almost immediately. He was basically left to die until his wife was talking to a customer at her job – turns out this customer went to high school with the guy and was a nurse at the hospital the guy was at; she checked his data on the Epic system and called his wife back and told her who to talk to to get the guy off the ventilator as she didn’t think it was necessary. Two days later they got him off the ventilator and he recovered. He has some lingering effects which the doctor says is a result of the virus but I told her it was more likely a result of scarring from the ventilator.

      So by “a little better at treating patients” is code for “we’re actually doing our jobs now but we still want you to feel guilty for making us do our jobs.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m positive my entire family had it last December. Took the kids to the doc who said it wasn’t influenza and must be some other respiratory virus. Lots of dry coughing.

        I think we all got z-packs and were recovered in a few days. It was significantly less worse for us than the flu.

      • KOVIDKristen

        I will fight any doctor that tries to put me on a death machine…errr…ventilator

      • Idle Hands

        I think in 5 years we are going to find out that the large deathrates at the beginning in the NE are most exclusively do to the ventilator usage, the nursing home issue will be the secondary. The ventilators were made a political issue from the beginning, the politics of the virus have killed far more people than the virus ever did. It’s disgusting.

      • Pine_Tree

        Serious question from an Engineer who doesn’t know much about ventilators: What are the hazards that would make them contributors to the excess deaths?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Outside of infections (pneumonia), too high a pressure causes lung damage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Internal damage done when they intubate and if left on one too long the body realizes it doesn’t need to perform the basic function of breathing.

        At least what the doc’s told us when my dad went on one.

        In the beginning, people that had no business being put on one were immediately being put on them.

        I think there was a nurse that did a video where she breaks it down while she herself broke down.

        That is my guess.

      • Gustave Lytton

        A lot of covid quackery has its origins as “well, this is what the Chinese are doing so let’s do that”.

      • Pine_Tree

        Thx y’all.

      • R C Dean

        Plus, there were a fair number of doctors using them, especially in the early spike in the NY area, who didn’t really know how. Used properly, they are a net benefit. Of course, they are (properly) used as a last resort, so being put on one and then dying doesn’t necessarily mean it was the ventilator what done it.

      • KOVIDKristen

        At my workplace, we’re touting all the ventilators we’ve provided. I think that will come to bite us in the ass and we’ll have to scrub any mentions of ventilators from our web site in a few years’ time

      • AlexinCT

        You expecting to be held liable for how the item was used/misused? Or just inoculating against the SJW crowd when they come for everyone?

      • KOVIDKristen

        Like Idle said – we’ll find out how deadly ventilators have been and how they’re probably the last treatment that should be used. Then all of our “look how many we provided!” marketing will look silly, at best. Malicious at worst.

    • Drake

      That is a really loaded question. If the answer is “no” that’s a good indication that the virus is man-made. If the answer is “yes”, then why the fuck are we ruining or economy?

  19. Rebel Scum

    Those antifa right-wing, trumpster terrorists had more targets.

    Members of anti-government paramilitary groups discussed kidnapping Virginia’s governor during a June meeting in Ohio, an FBI agent testified Tuesday during a court hearing in Michigan.

    Special Agent Richard Trask was part of the investigation that led to six men being arrested and charged last week with plotting to kidnap Michigan’s Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Seven other men face state terrorism charges.

    Trask did not name Virginia’s Democratic governor, Ralph Northam, during his testimony in a federal courtroom in Grand Rapids. He said members of anti-government groups from multiple states attended the meeting.

    “They discussed possible targets, taking a sitting governor, specifically issues with the governor of Michigan and Virginia based on the lockdown orders,” Trask said. He said the people at the meeting were unhappy with the governors’ response to the coronavirus pandemic.

    • EvilSheldon

      This would end up being a The Switch type of deal. Before you kidnap someone, make sure that someone wants them back.

  20. Gustave Lytton

    Good news. Found out last night that my mom has apparently been driving without a license after an unreported MVA and has taken the car of a recently deceased friend/someone she was taking of because it was left to her. Allegedly.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Lucky you

      I’m not looking forward to taking the keys from my father. It might get violent.

      • Fourscore

        My cold dead hands…

    • Count Potato

      Yikes!

    • Festus' Mustache

      Argh! We might need to do the same to Step-Son. Narcoleptic stoner.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Out of the blue, get an email from her later that she’s helping said family settle the estate and some other stuff. Nothing about the MVA or ending an ongoing battle with her condo management to clean up & fix exterior/common area stuff. My brother is going over this weekend to see what’s going on.

      She’s always been off but mostly got by. Seems like the real decline is starting and it’s not going to be a easy one.

      • db

        Sorry to hear that, man.

      • Count Potato

        Sorry 🙁

  21. The Late P Brooks

    re: “Things will come back.”

    It doesn’t matter how much money you dump from the helicopters, if there’s nothing on the shelves to spend it on.

    Or no food to eat.

    We’re fucked. just wait ’til President Biden’s economic brain trust, starring the likes of Jason Furman and Neil Kashkari, puts a hard lockdown on the economy for six months, to defeat the plague once and for all.

    • PieInTheSky

      Yes but after world war II things got back eventually.

      • invisible finger

        In eastern Europe and most of Asia, eventually meant “after two more generations of communism.” Which was advantageous to the West since it took out half the competition, which the west still doesn’t understand.

      • PieInTheSky

        well there were also disadvantages… the whole world would be a lot richer without communism including the west. Especially since communism was used to push lefty shit in the west in the 60s and 70s

    • Idle Hands

      It’s going to be bad in 4-5 months. I don’t think people are quite prepared for how bad not bread line shit but it will be bad.

  22. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Scruffy Formulates His White Privilege Affirmative Defense or “Fuck Off and Leave Me Alone”

    The Nerfherder family name and locality appears on a 1943 document from the infamous Walter Plecker. The Nerfherders were formally accused of trying to pass for white when everybody knew they were melungeon (mulatto).

    January 1943

    Local Registrars, Physicians, Health
    Officers, Nurses, School Superintendents,
    and Clerks of the Courts

    Dear Co-workers:

    Our December 1942 letter to local registrars, also mailed to the clerks,
    set forth the determined effort to escape from the negro race of groups of “free
    issues,” or descendants of the “free mulattoes” of early days, so listed prior to
    1865 in the United States census and various types of State records, as distin-
    guished from slave negroes.

    Now that these people are playing up the advantages gained by being
    permitted to give “Indian” as the race of the child’s parents on birth certifi-
    cates, we see the great mistake made in not stopping earlier the organized pro-
    pagation of this racial falsehood. They have been using the advantage thus gained
    as an aid to intermarriage into the white race and to attend white schools, and
    now for some time they have been refusing to register with war draft boards as
    negroes, as required by the boards which are faithfully performing their duties.
    Three of these negroes from Caroline County were sentenced to prison on January 12
    in the United States Court at Richmond for refusing to obey the draft law unless
    permitted to classify themselves as “Indian.”

    Some of these mongrels, finding that they have been able to sneak in
    their birth certificates unchallenged as Indians are now making a rush to register
    as white. Upon investigation we find that a few local registrars have been per-
    mitting such certificates to pass through their hands unquestioned and without
    warning our office of the fraud. Those attempting this fraud should be warned
    that they are liable to a penalty of one year in the penitentiary (Section 5099a
    of the Code). Several clerks have likewise been actually granting them licenses
    to marry whites, or at least to marry amongst themselves as Indian or white. The
    danger of this error always confronts the clerk who does not inquire carefully as
    to the residence of the woman when he does not have positive information. The
    law is explicit that the license be issued by the clerk of the county or city in
    which the woman resides.

    To aid all of you in determining just which are the mixed families, we
    have made a list of their surnames by counties and cities, as complete as possible
    at this time. This list should be preserved by all, even by those in counties and
    cities not included, as these people are moving around over the State and changing
    race at the new place. A family has just been investigated which was always
    recorded as negro around Glade Springs, Washington County, but which changed to
    white and married as such in Roanoke County. This is going on constantly and can
    be prevented only by care on the part of local registrars, clerks, doctors, health
    workers, and school authorities.

    Please report all known or suspicious cases to the Bureau of Vital
    Statistics, giving names, ages, parents, and as much other information as possible.
    All certificates of these people showing “Indian” or “white” are now being rejected
    and returned to the physician or midwife, but local registrars hereafter must not
    permit them to pass their hands uncorrected or unchallenged and without a note of
    warning to us. One hundred and fifty thousand other mulattoes in Virginia are
    watching eagerly the attempt of their pseudo-Indian brethren, ready to follow in
    a rush when the first have made a break in the dike.

    Very truly yours,

    W. A. Plecker, M.D.
    State Registrar of Vital Statistics

    Although I really don’t give a shit about this, I will keep a copy to use as a warding totem against the grievance mongers.

    • AlexinCT

      UNPURE!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well, I knew that. Why else would I enjoy Sugarfree fiction?

    • Count Potato

      So when are you opening your casino?

    • Tonio

      One of the great unsung villains of the twentieth century. Thank you for that.

    • Seguin

      Christ, what an asshole.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      BROTHER!

  23. Tres Cool

    That reporter gots the crazy eyes.

    • Tres Cool

      Based on that pic, I was thinking “ya know Tres? Sitting in a bar, after a couple beers and shots, you likely WOULD stick it in that.”
      Then I saw this video from her Facebook.

      I’d be safer entering a Fukushima reactor wearing only a speedo and welder’s helmet.

      • Sean

        L O L

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Newsflash: Tres likes his balls intact.

      • AlexinCT

        I might want to play that Russian roulette after seeing that crazy…

      • Gustave Lytton

        Woah! Doesn’t even edit the video at the end to leave off the turning off part.

  24. PieInTheSky

    In an exchange with Sen. Feinstein about the Heller case, Amy Coney Barrett indicated that her approach to considering gun cases would rely on historical interpretations of the 2A—not public safety—which is the same extreme, unsuccessful legal framework the NRA has tried to use.

    https://twitter.com/Everytown/status/1316016206491467776

    And here I thought it should be on whether it is constitutional… How would that work judges randomly interpreting laws based on what they believe is public safety ignoring the written text of the law?

    • db

      And here I thought it should be on whether it is constitutional… How would that work judges randomly interpreting laws based on what they believe is public safety ignoring the written text of the law?

      Interesting that you should ask. I think I have a reference to a case study around here somewhere…

    • EvilSheldon

      Public safety is for schmucks.

    • LJW

      From the comments:

      “In my opinion gun grabbers should only use communication technology that was available in 1791”

      “*Me loading a cannon with grapeshot while my warship waits in the bay* poor choice of words”

      “In my opinion physically removing a man’s torso with a blunderbuss is less humane than a modern gunshot wound”

    • AlexinCT

      The people that see an armed population as a dangerous obstructionary agent to the plans they have to create the new Soviet Union, will never admit they know damned well that the @A was added specifically to make sure the populous could protect themselves from people like these evil power hungry neo-marxist/fascist crowd’s ambition to deny the people their guaranteed rights.

      When rights are issued by government, they can and will be revoked by government whenever it becomes convenient. When rights are natural, especially those to protect the individual from government, we give them up at our own peril…

    • Rebel Scum

      which is the same extreme, unsuccessful legal framework the NRA has tried to use.

      No. It is literally the only acceptable framework.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Well, Horizontal Harris, that is because she was an activist.

    “Judge Barrett, several times today, you have quoted Justice Ginsburg’s testimony about not making predictions in future cases,” Harris said. “However, she was far more forthcoming at her confirmation hearing about the essential rights of women.”

    • Apples and Knives

      Six years of study to become a Diversity and Inclusion trainer? Just lie on your resume, girl. This ain’t a job you can’t fake your way through.

      • AlexinCT

        I will have to rethink my belief that there is no justice in the universe if this stupid fucking idiot ends up asking people if they want fries with that….

      • zwak

        Well, if Kamala gets in, she should take that as a sign to just lie on her back…

    • PieInTheSky

      I still am of the opinion there is no such thing as OT on the linx

      • Swiss Servator

        Pray, explain that to STEVE SMITH…

      • PieInTheSky

        STEVE SMITH dares not show his face in Romania…

      • AlexinCT

        He doesn’t want to visit the land of his half cryptid-half vampire cousin STAVROS SMITHOS?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Something to do with the lack of mirrors no doubt. Because STEVE SMITH behind you and by behind, mean in…

    • Festus' Mustache

      Heh. Read that initially as “Shelby Foote”. No matter, both are blacklisted and named Shelby. Thanks, saved for later. I need some sleep. Night, Glibs.

      • AlexinCT

        Night Festus!

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I will keep a copy to use as a warding totem against the grievance mongers.

    Schrodinger’s negro?

    “I may or may not be black, depending on who’s asking.”

    • Festus' Mustache

      “I also am not left-handed!”

    • AlexinCT

      The ladies always tell me they didn’t know they came that big in white….

      • Tejicano

        I took my boy to the zoo last week. When we got to the elephant he exclaimed –

        Son: “Hey Daddy! What’s that hanging down between his back legs?”.

        Me: “Oh, that’s his penis.”

        Son: “Last week when mom took me here she said ‘That’s nothing'”

        Me: “Yeah. She’s just spoiled”

      • AlexinCT

        BAZINGA!

      • Sean

        ?

  27. EvilSheldon

    Huh.

    Driving to work this morning, I happened upon around 75 pro-Trump demonstrators having a rally. This is in Tyson’s Corner, the wealthiest, yuppie-ist, blueist suburb in northern Virginia.

    Not to imitate Sean, but… Enthusiasm?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I would never have expected to see that there.

    • Sean

      Enthusiasm

      It’s real.

    • Chipwooder

      I thought Loudon County is where the real money is these days?

  28. Certified Public Asshat

    As recently as last month, Webster’s Dictionary included a definition of “preference” as “orientation” or “sexual preference.” TODAY they changed it and added the word “offensive."Insane – I just checked through Wayback Machine and it’s real. (via @ThorSvensonn & @chadfelixg) pic.twitter.com/oOq1SNtCP2— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) October 14, 2020

    I preferred the old definition.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Social justice moves at lightning speed.

    • leon

      It’s like the people at Webster’s read 1984 and thought that Newspeak was a grand idea.

    • Count Potato

      WTF????

    • ruodberht

      Damn, was going to post that. I checked archive.org too to make sure. September 28, 2020 it was still not “offensive”.

      Two weeks! Two weeks and what was perfectly fine can get you canceled. Enjoy!

  29. Michael

    Morning, Glibs. What a wild ride this year continues to be. I’m hoping to return to spending a little more time with you all now that the weather is turning to shit and house projects start winding down.

    Here’s a peculiar thing I came across last night – the NYT appears to be putting an axe to its dedicated war reporting arm:

    https://twitter.com/Lkatzenberg/status/1316097802989121536

    No detailed explanation for the decision is offered, but one can only guess that it has something to do with a diminishing number of things to write about these past few years. The most satisfying part of it all are the RESISTards crying real tears over the demise of their precious war porn.

    • AlexinCT

      Maybe Trump ending our involvement in all these wars of yore has made it harder for these reporters to go into war zones without protection…

  30. Rebel Scum

    Oh, Katie.

    If Senator Harris is going to demand Judge Barrett to recuse herself from an election case due to some kind of conflict of interest, considering she is the Democrat vice presidential candidate, Harris should recuse herself from questioning Judge Barrett

  31. The Late P Brooks

    I watched this show last night, called “How Britain worked” (I think), with Guy Martin, who is kind of an interesting person. I have seen some of his other stuff. He’s apparently, among other things, a self-taught historian of British industry and invention, or something along those lines.

    Anyway, this particular show was about restoring an old water powered wood working mill. Very cool.

    BUT- at one point in the proceedings, as they talked about the displacement of water power by steam engines, they went off on this tangent about how all the poor tenant farmers were put out of work by mechanical innovation, as if no longer being required to plow with horses, or go out in the fields in large platoons to harvest crops was somehow a tragedy. I’ll bet most of the people whose jobs were “stolen” by steam tractors did not waste a single tear lamenting the fact.

    And factory workers were exploited by evil kkkapitalist profiteers.

    • limey

      Yeah, GM is an interesting person. He’s a truck mechanic by trade and last I heard he was still working as such, alongside his TV career, because he likes doing it. I haven’t seen the program in question but the collectivist “old left” ideology is absolutely ingrained into the culture of northern*, industrial towns, so regardless of any individual or particular views or interpretations he has, it’s a possibility that it does inform his perspective to a certain degree. Having said that, the editorial control of these programs isn’t entirely up to him. You never know. Overall his program(me)s are infinitely better than most TV.

      *Grimsby is only “northern” to people that live south of it. Lincolnshire is in the east midlands, really. Ditto South Yorks. For perspective, a friend in Tyneside said “anything south of Sheffield is basically France”.

      • Chipwooder

        *Grimsby is only “northern” to people that live south of it. Lincolnshire is in the east midlands, really. Ditto South Yorks. For perspective, a friend in Tyneside said “anything south of Sheffield is basically France”.

        We’re mostly Americans – virtually no one here is going to be able to derive any meaning from this.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Amy’s got a gun.

    No doubt Democrats reached for the smelling salts when Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsey Graham asked the 7th U.S. Circuit judge and nominee to the Supreme Court if she owns a gun.

    Stand back.

    “When it comes to your personal views about this topic, do you own a gun?”

    “We do own a gun.”

    • Sean

      “We do own a gun.”

      I would have preferred “You remember that scene in the Matrix? It’s like that.” as a reply.

      • UnCivilServant

        “I do not own A gun. I do not own several guns. I own enough guns to fillibuster a small third world nation and still arm the local militia back home. I plan to liberate california from its communist regime.”

      • AlexinCT

        Now that’s how you do it…

      • Sean

        *points to avatar*

    • leon

      I saw a tweet that just said “ACB owns a gun”. I wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be in her favor or if they thought that was somehow disqualifying.

      • Sean

        “I’m a Sig Sauer fan girl.” would also have been an acceptable answer.

      • db

        I think that’d be enough to get me to vote against her. SIG ergonomics are BS.

      • AlexinCT

        HERETIC!

        My p-320 is DA BESTEST!

      • db

        I can never get past SIG’s insistence on maximizing the distance between the bore axis and my forearm axis. Also, the grip angle is not right for me on most SIGs. Haven’t tried the P-320, but from the pictures, the bore axis will continue to be an issue for me.

      • Sean

        *crosses db off Christmas card list*

      • db

        *sadly takes down festooned belt of M27 linked 5.56 with alternating green and red tips*

      • limey

        +1 pink Cerakote

      • AlexinCT

        Pffftttt…

        Her husband owns a gun.. How will you keep that good woman barefoot & pregnant, working in the kitchen, if she has access to a firearm?

        /proggy idiot

    • Tejicano

      I’ve never been asked that question by anybody who had unbiased opinions about the answer – most of them negative opinions – so I generally answer that I do not own “a gun.” I say it is an honest answer as I do not own one, single gun but several in just about any category you could come up with. Handguns, shotguns, rifles, registered machineguns, muzzleloaders, – it is difficult for me to parse it to come up with the answer that I only own “a gun”.

      • db

        I once was asked by a cousin “how many guns do you own?” in a tone of either fascination or like they were interviewing a member of an indigenous tribe from the depths of the rainforest. I paused, not really knowing how to answer. I didn’t want to be rude (even though I felt the question, in context, to be rude), so I wasn’t going to say “none of your business.

        So I said, “enough.”

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Same question and fascination, but from an immigrant coworker.

        I went the opposite route, responding “not enough”

      • kinnath

        So I said, “not enough.”

      • db

        Well, she and her husband didn’t know that I wasn’t referring to my inventory, simply stating I was done talking with them about it.

      • kinnath

        Well played.

      • Pine_Tree

        I once answered with something like “I’m pretty sure it’s a double-digit number” and got the wide-eyed “you really have more than 10???”

        And I was like “yeah, but that’s not how I meant that…”

      • Tejicano

        I actually have a problem in that I have tried to create an Excel spreadsheet to keep track. But usually in the day or so following I remember that Hi-Power I left with a Marine buddy, or those AK kits & receivers I haven’t finished, and a half-dozen AR lowers with a couple boxes of assorted parts that could build 2 or 3 complete guns, or that safe deposit box in AZ… a fixed quantity gets a bit hard to define.

      • db

        I keep good track of all of mine, but especially the NFA stuff.

    • Chipwooder

      The real correct answer would have been, “Yes, we did own a firearm, but it was recently lost in an unfortunate boating accident.”

  33. PieInTheSky

    Elizabeth Hedges & her faultless plan for matrimonial escape in 1772

    a) Steal husband’s vast stockpile of bacon
    b) Sell said bacon for a sizeable sum
    c) Scamper off into the Oxfordshire sunset with happy heart & a purse full of bacon money

    https://twitter.com/EJBrand/status/1315018198975229957

  34. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Gotta Keep ‘Em Separated

    According to an email obtained exclusively by Young America’s Foundation, University of Kentucky separated Resident Assistants into two training groups, “one for RAs who identify as Black, Indigenous, Person of Color and one for RAs who identify as White,” the email stated.

    The trainings were prefaced with a presentation by Brandon Colbert of UK’s Bias Incident Support Services, who, according to the email, talked about “microaggressions and microinvalidations in the workplace and the harm that they cause.”

    Students who attended the “White Accountability Space” were given a document before the training, highlighting a list of 41 “common racist behaviors and attitudes of white people.”

    • AlexinCT

      Why does this new woke movement look & feel so much like the worst fantasies in lib minds of how old Jim Crow’s south worked?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because it shares the same philosophical underpinnings as the eugenics era, just inverted on race.

    • Count Potato

      OFFS!!

    • Rebel Scum

      “White Accountability Space” … 41 “common racist behaviors and attitudes of white people.”

      Sounds racist af.

      • leon

        Is one of them “Being Preachy and self-righteously condesending” because there are a lot of them like that

    • WTF

      41 “common racist behaviors and attitudes of white people.

      Let me guess “being white X 41”

  35. The Other Kevin

    So apparently Europe doesn’t “listen to the experts” just like Trump?

    • leon

      If Trump wasn’t president they wouldn’t have these issues

  36. Apples and Knives

    Sorry if this has already been posted here, but did anyone watch Bill Burr’s SNL monologue? Made people very upset. I like Bill, he only half gets it but he at least pisses off some people. Better than nothing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1xgXJ5_Q34

    • db

      who is that?

    • AlexinCT

      The only female-dominated high culture events I would want to attend are strip joints?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I enjoy the ballet and the symphony. Hard pass on the typical opera.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Same, and I’m a girl.

        Someone once told me the secret to enjoying ballet and opera is to know the story beforehand. Ballet, sure. Opera…no. No can do screechy screechy.

      • Mad Scientist

        Sure, an opera may about the murder of a king instead of who’s taking the cute boy to the sock hop, but it’s still a damn musical.

      • Cancelled

        I thought you stopped trying to pass upthread? Ballet is for wasps.

      • Count Potato

        *points at Italy*

      • Seguin

        Female violinists are the tits.

      • PieInTheSky

        Don’t tits get in the way of proper violin placement?

      • Tejicano

        Human female tits have never, in all of known history, gotten in the way of anything.

      • Cancelled

        You are wrong. To name just a few counter examples

        Fidelity
        Concentration
        Judgment
        Chastity

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        The violin allows you to stare at the tits while pretending to be looking at the instrument.

    • Animal

      Fortunately Mrs. Animal is no more a fan of “high culture events” than I am. She’s more of a “let’s spend the morning at the range” type.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Public safety is for schmucks.

    I am so sick and tired of people who say safety is the single most important thing in life. It makes me angry.

    • Cancelled

      The part I like is that they have absolutely no concept of comparative risk. The safety crowd support:

      1. Shuttering the economy to fight a disease
      2. Banning private ownership of firearms
      3. Banning fossil fuels and nuclear power to protect the environment

      Ok, I see the risks they are worried about, and they do exist, BUT

      Poverty* has killed more humans historically than any other cause and proposals 1 and 3 will create massive poverty.

      Tyranny has caused, and continues to cause, enormous suffering, and private ownership of firearms is the best defense against tyranny.

      *Poverty does not mean having an Obamaphone or living in a food desert. Poverty means starvation.

    • EvilSheldon

      No kidding.

      You ever notice that the people most concerned about their ‘safety’, also tend to be the people with very little in their lives beyond television and social media?

      I wonder how many lockdown supporters have ever taken a sport bike down Tail of the Dragon, or jumped out of a perfectly good airplane?

      • Frosty

        I know at least one.

        I wasn’t mad, just disappointed.

    • db

      Fake news. Totally discredited.

      • leon

        “This is an already discredited conspiracy theory”

        (cites “debunking” that had no access to any new known data)

      • db

        Yep.

    • Idle Hands

      no we are living in a dystopia.

    • Fatty Bolger

      NY Post is reporting on it, which caused it to be picked up by Bloomberg, Yahoo, some others. Hasn’t seemed to have cracked the major players in the MSM yet.

      • banginglc1

        I saw it on Fox News . . .but that’s probably to be expected.

    • Gustave Lytton

      What a fucking idiot. And I don’t mean Biden.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Ok, I was also confused.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      So that he doesn’t look like as much of a fool when he pulls his mask off to cough?

    • AlexinCT

      Plumbing problems with your plumbing or with the facility you reside in? The later sucks and is expensive… The first sucks even more and can be even more expensive…

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        The facility that I reside in. We have perpetual plumbing problems and have for the last 15 years. We haven’t had one for a year. It was nice. Now…who knows.

      • AlexinCT

        I feel your pain. I live in the boonies and have a well. My water was so acidic that I was spending close to $2K a month for the first 3 months repairing copper pipes that had thinned out from the acid water. I finally broke down and added a water treatment system and replaced practically all copper plumbing that could be easily got to with plastic. I had to replace the well foot pump thrice in the last 20 years because the water corroded the piece in record time. And it was costly because the idiots that drilled my well put the head 6 feet under ground (I had to dig it up to get to the well. The first time I dug that thing by hand myself because I refused to pay an extra $3K for the people to bring a backhoe. I learned my lesson about that because digging a 6 foot deep, 10 foot across hole, with a shovel, sucked ass. But I had something to prove to the ex. Anyway, this last time I paid extra to add a sleeve to the hole and finally get the well head above ground so the next time I (or whomever lives here) have to replace that thing, it is less painful.

        Plumbing problems suck balzz.

    • Count Potato

      What happened now?

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Leak under XY’s and master bathrooms, over XX’s bathroom. Don’t know if it’s ours or XY’s.

      • Count Potato

        That’s not good. Hope it isn’t anything major.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      You and me both. We just found a wet spot in the closet behind the shower. Running pipes through a slab in north TX is criminal.

      • PieInTheSky

        why is north TX unusual in the ways of plumbing?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Expansive soils cause a lot of foundation damage in that area.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        ^^ this.

        It’s a constant battle to keep the foundation planar. You have to water your foundation to reduce the magnitude of the expansion cycle here. Most older houses are pier and beam so that it doesn’t cost a year’s salary every decade to fix the foundation. Most newer houses are slab because the builders are assholes. Plumbing leaks within the slab are common here.

      • PieInTheSky

        Weird place to build houses then… There out to be regulations about it

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Until you’ve seen it in person, it’s hard to describe how dramatic the expansion is. Ft. Worth is particularly bad.

      • R C Dean

        When I was in West Texas, we had a big physician office and ambulatory surgery center. It had a long hallway, with the typical acoustic ceiling tiles. You could look down that hallway and see how much the foundation had shifted, because the rails holding the ceiling tiles were warped. A lot.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Seems to me a piered crawl space would be okay to do in N TX.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Yep. We have piered crawlspace and post-hoc piered slabs around here. IMO, piered crawlspace is the gold standard and piered slab is bare minimum.

        You can fix piered crawlspace foundations with a bottle jack and a piece of wood (and plenty of bug spray).

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        Also, we’ve had to pull up our share of concrete in our basement, so slab or not, pipes still get buried.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I (as somebody who is a DIYer, at best… grain of salt and all) think that’s a rather inexcusable design. The ceiling of the basement is there for a reason. Maybe a couple pass-throughs through the concrete for water/waste mains, but why would anybody run anything through a permanently unaccessible medium when they have another option?

      • R C Dean

        If you have sinks, laundry, a bathroom, etc. in the basement, you will have plumbing under the basement floor.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        From sad experience, I will tell you why.

        In a basement, the ceilings are typically not quite 8 feet. The joist wells are barely 1 foot deep. The pipes have to flow on a DOWNWARD slope and the distance from, say, a sink or washing machine pipe to the stack may well be 20 feet. Sloping that downward on a ten-foot run may not be possible in 12 inches of space without cutting into the ceiling height.

        If you add that the joists MAY be running perpendicular to the pipes, it would mean you’re putting holes in the joists, possibly quite big ones, which is not optimal.

        Now, say you were to put in a wooden floor with access to the pipes a la network cabling, you’d reduce your ceiling height even more and still have the slope problem unless the floor was laid with a good slope to begin with.

        So, there are lots of problems with not running pipes through concrete. IMO, it’s the least bad option.

    • Mojeaux the Malevolent

      Mr. Mojeaux found the leak. A copper joint needs to be re-done, and here’s hoping our local handyman can do that.

      The main problem is accessibility. There is no ceiling access possible to it (i.e., getting out the Sawzall) and it’s in a very awkward place.

      Because of course it is.

  38. Sean
    • AlexinCT

      Oh man, that is priceless!

  39. AlexinCT

    WTF? I just watched ACB answer Feinstein that it is congress’ responsibility to make laws, not hers to make them up but to enforce them as long as they were constitutional, and Feinstein’s response was to aske the her to – again – tell her how she would legislate from the bench. These team blue idiots truly believe that the courts are just another extension of the legislative arm instead of a separate entity created to make sure the legislative body (congress) doesn’t abuse the constitution in the exercise of its power. Worse yet is after the she tried desperately to trip ACB and fell flat, that she acted all nice and complimented her on her family…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Feinstein was trying to get ACB to make an unforced error that would then require her recusal on upcoming cases.

      ACB wasn’t having any of it.

    • leon

      Nothing is more funny than being lectured by the people you expect to entertain you.

    • limey

      Just absolutely refuse to accept it, outright. Complete denial. If you can get them to slip up and issue a “yeah, but…” then boom, they just list whatever else has been distorted or hoaxed by the Ds/MSM with their patterns of circular citations, anonymous sources, and manufactured “evidence”, and you’ve at least got an admission that it’s not as was and is presented.

      TMITE.

    • Chipwooder

      The Simpsons hasn’t been worth a shit in almost two decades. Who even watches it anymore?

      • littleruttiger

        I have no idea, it’s been complete garbage for a longer time than it was actually good

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’m old enough to remember when The Simpsons was funny.

      • AlexinCT

        Isn’t Bart old enough to collect social security already?

    • db

      Interesting to see how the ratings shake out

      • db

        I mean, we do already have our first reality TV president.

      • Count Potato

        Trump will have higher ratings, but I’m sure the questions will be ridiculous.

    • Count Potato

      “After Trump declined to participate, the Biden campaign announced it would participate in a town hall with undecided voters hosted by ABC News. ”

      “undecided”

      • db

        “by”

      • The Other Kevin

        They can’t decide if they want to go to the trouble of voting for Biden 2 times or 3.

  40. leon

    I imagine if Trump told his people to wear MAGA Hats to the polls, that would be attacked as voter suppression

  41. Rebel Scum

    CO seniors protest outside their nursing home: “Rather die from COVID than loneliness”

    Residents of a rehab facility and nursing home in Colorado protested outside their building Thursday, saying they do not want to be restricted from visiting with or getting a hug from loved ones.

    Many of the residents of Fairacres Manor in Greeley, Colorado, stood or sat in wheelchairs outside the facility holding signs that read, “Prisoners in our own home,” “Give us freedom,” and “Rather die from COVID than loneliness.”

    • leon

      That is so disrespectful to the thousands of people who have died of COVID

    • Gustave Lytton

      Don’t they know we have to protect the most vulnerable? STFU and get back in your cage.

    • Urthona

      My grandmother who was basically locked into her nursing home said this. Inhumane.

    • db

      I have friends in their 70s and some in their 80s who are fed up with lockdowns, and have (since June or July) been out and about. We meet for breakfast at a local restaurant once a week with a group ranging in age from 30s through 80s. We get between 10 and 20 people every week. Only one guys in his 80s has refused to come out, I think because his wife has respiratory issues, and he’s afraid of carrying something back to her.

      The rest are determined not to live in fear. It’s a group of pilots, so not exactly strangers to risk.

      • Nephilium

        One of my friends is done with the lockdowns, his wife on the other hand…

        She seems to slowly be coming around that this is not smallpox, or the black plague.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        This is exactly how it should have worked from day one. Vulnerable folks pull back from social commitments, otherwise healthy folks continue business as usual

  42. Certified Public Asshat

    Elizabeth Warren on How to Honor RBG’s Legacy — and the Dangers of Confirming Amy Coney Barrett

    Ruth is gone and I will miss her. But she’s leaving behind millions of fighters who will use their grief and their despair as fuel to protect her legacy and honor her memory by fighting for the things she worked for: A woman’s right to make decisions about her own body. Health care for millions of Americans. Dreamers who have made a home here. Voting rights. LGBTQ rights. Workers’ rights. Racial and economic justice. Our democracy. The list goes on. Justice Ginsburg left us with our marching orders: no Supreme Court confirmation until the next president is inaugurated.

    An impartial judge left marching orders?

    • limey

      Bless their hearts, they just don’t understand the difference between the branches of government, and certainly don’t recognise the benefits of keeping them separate.

      “Judicial means, like, legal stuff, so yeah judges make law, like what don’t you get, conservatard?! *smirk*”

      The ultimate progjection is accusing the “conservative” justices of the kind of woeful judicial activism* that has absolutely defined “their side” of jurisprudence for decades.

      *or “judicial lawlessness” as Clint Bolick would say.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      She really is Woodrow Wilson 2.0. Adept at saying the quiet part out loud with no shame.

    • leon

      Justice Ginsburg left us with our marching orders: no Supreme Court confirmation until the next president is inaugurated.

      It really is like in SF. She was the one calling all the shots.

    • creech

      Judge? It sounds to me like Warren is describing another Senator or someone with legislative powers.

    • Chipwooder

      “marching orders”

      hahahahaha go fuck yourself

    • Akira

      The most fitting tribute to her is to refuse to be silenced and to stop Donald Trump and Senate Republicans from stealing her Supreme Court seat.

      Filling a vacancy left by a justice who recently died = stealing her seat

      You heard it here first.

      • Rebel Scum

        A2S2: … he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate,shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States…

    • R C Dean

      no Supreme Court confirmation until the next president is inaugurated.

      I’ve said it before: Her final demand was that, if Trump wins, her seat be left vacant for the entirety of her second term. Totally unprecedented, because norms, or something.

    • Tundra

      Romancing the Stone.

      ‘Morning KK!

      • KOVIDKristen

        YAS! Mornin’!

  43. PieInTheSky

    SO question for the glibs:

    What are the 3 worst things/positions about the president vp candidates from a libertarian point of view. Or 5 you you feel like typing

    3 Trump 3 Pence 3Biden 3 Harris.

    What makes any of them a deal beaker. I remember OMWC which was certainly not a trump fan say Kamala was a deal-breaker for him but I don;t remember why…

    • R C Dean

      I don’t separate the President from the VP.

      Dealbreakers for Harris/Biden:

      Gun control
      Green New Deal
      Taxes

      And I mean dealbreakers.

      Suckitude from Trump/Pence:

      Spending
      Refusal/failure to gut DOJ/FBI/intelligence for the attempted coup
      Refusal/failure to end overseas entanglements

  44. PieInTheSky

    Mega-Analysis: Greater male than female variability in brain structure is present by one year of age (N = 16,683)

    “Our findings that these sex differences are present in childhood implicate early life genetic or gene‐environment interaction mechanisms.”

    https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1316145044739354625

    • Urthona

      Haven’t IQ studies also found this since their introduction?

      Boys are more likely to have very high or very low IQs. A broader range.

      IQ “intelligence” is, of course, really just a moderate predictor of academic proficiency. I suspect that men are more naturally specialized than women because they typically had more varied roles in most of evolutionary history and that this will start to go away over a few more thousand years.

    • AlexinCT

      That moron that spent 6 years getting edjumacated to be a diversity shill (and probably has over $150K of debt to do that stupid) mentioned above wants a word with you, Pie…

  45. PieInTheSky

    Apparently on further interrogation my lockdown supporting friend believes lockdowns will not be so damaging now cause many companies implemented work from home infrastructure. SO lockdown now will not cause much economic damage… Oh well…

    • leon

      I know that the Construction workers, Cell Phone Tower Maintainers, Internet cable Fixers, …. [Many ocupations later], Quik-e-Mart workers have all gotten ways to do their jobs remotely.

      • PieInTheSky

        Construction workers, Cell Phone Tower Maintainers, Internet cable Fixers, …. [Many ocupations later], Quik-e-Mart – these are essential workers and will still go to their jobs

      • Ownbestenemy

        The infamous essential worker. They alone can forge ahead, protected by government decree and label, allowing you all to hunker down in your homes for your own sakes.

        As our great forefathers said in 2020, if you want to work, get an essential job. It is that simple.

      • Nephilium

        Night clubs, breweries, bars, restaurants, concert venues, concert promoters, casinos, any location in a tourist destination, hotels, airlines, halls for rent, catering companies, and all of the industries that support everything I listed earlier would like to have a word with him.

      • PieInTheSky

        Eh those don;t matter. We don;t need those. They will come back eventually. Guy has a newborn and a 4 year old kid he does not really plan on going out much next couple of years.

      • Nephilium

        Let me introduce him to the family that had saved up and planned and finally got their dream brewery opened on February 29th.

        I’m sure they will be calm and reasoned while explaining that they’re barely keeping afloat now due to the lockdowns.

      • PieInTheSky

        He was always the kind of guy who cared most about things which affected him directly.

        And anyway, to save the lives of 100 million people sacrifices must be made.

    • Urthona

      I know Amazon is doing great this lockdown. The brick and mortar stores that I used to go to… not so much.

    • Idle Hands

      2009 damage was caused by like 15% drop off in commercial real-estate defaults. That’s going to look like a speed bump. Not able to use offices, no need to pay rent, no evictions.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I was talking with a guy whose wife is in commercial real estate and he’s in commercial construction. The thousand yard stare was quite telling when I asked about what the future holds.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No shit.

        CRE is a looming disaster of epic proportions.

      • Nephilium

        The article I linked upthread about the shakedown in restaurants mentioned that those who owned their buildings outright were in a much stronger position, even with landlords willing to work with the places regarding rents.

        Not even offices either, look towards all the strip malls and stand alone retail places. Then look at what’s going to happen to city/state property taxes. Shit’s going to get real by the end of 2021.

      • PieInTheSky

        strip malls – American decadence. Good riddance. People in communist Romania did not have malls and the sex was better (according to that one NYT writer at least)

      • Swiss Servator

        What I managed to see of Kuwait….they seem to really like the idea.

      • Idle Hands

        closer to 5% maybe we’ll be buoyed by a decent residential market.

    • Agent Cooper

      ” cause many companies implemented work from home infrastructure”

      So they are building assembly lines that run from house to house? Interesting.

  46. leon

    So what is the practical effect of the census ending early?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Is it ending early or an “extension is ending early”

    • Urthona

      When do Democratic states lose like 20 seats? Looking forward to this shit storm.

      • robc

        2022.

      • robc

        Current estimate, I am seeing:

        However, the new estimates allow for a pretty good projection of where things will end up. For the 2nd consecutive decade, Texas (+3 seats) and Florida (+2 seats) look to be the big winners. They were also the only two states to gain more than one seat in 2010. Arizona, Colorado, Montana, North Carolina and Oregon are projected to gain one seat. As the number of districts is fixed, these 10 seats must come from somewhere else. One seat is expected to be lost by each of Alabama, California, Illinois, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and West Virginia. 33 states will see no change.

        However, if the “not counting illegal immigrants” change happens, CA loses 2 instead of 1, Texas only gains 2, and Florida only gains 1. Alabama, Minnesota, and Ohio would stay the same instead of losing 1 each.

    • Rhywun

      Millions of uncounted minorities, according to the MSM.

    • Nephilium

      Gerrymandering and voter suppression!

      /prog

  47. Count Potato

    “Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad

    Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company, according to emails obtained by The Post.

    The never-before-revealed meeting is mentioned in a message of appreciation that Vadym Pozharskyi, an adviser to the board of Burisma, allegedly sent Hunter Biden on April 17, 2015, about a year after Hunter joined the Burisma board at a reported salary of up to $50,000 a month.

    “Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving an opportunity to meet your father and spent [sic] some time together. It’s realty [sic] an honor and pleasure,” the email reads.

    An earlier email from May 2014 also shows Pozharskyi, reportedly Burisma’s No. 3 exec, asking Hunter for “advice on how you could use your influence” on the company’s behalf.

    The blockbuster correspondence — which flies in the face of Joe Biden’s claim that he’s “never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings” — is contained in a massive trove of data recovered from a laptop computer.”

    https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/email-reveals-how-hunter-biden-introduced-ukrainian-biz-man-to-dad/

    Front page news.

    • Count Potato

      “Joe Biden’s son in law is a campaign advisor and currently investing in Covid start ups working on vaccines. Kind of think that’s a little bit more important than deadbeat crackhead Hunter Biden.”

      https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1316381875129126913

      Fair enough, but CNN and MSNBC will ignore both stories, except for maybe “elephants pounce”.

      • leon

        Joe Biden is Corrupt. But no one will ask him about it. There can be no october suprise, if the media refuses to pick it up.

      • WTF

        It’s been debunked!!

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        This was the October surprise. A semi-ethical news media would hav excoriated Biden for all the shit that has come out over the last 2 weeks.

        -At a minimum, he was a knowing accomplice in the Russia coup since September 2016

        -He was selling influence in Ukraine and had the president impeached when the DOJ got too close to the truth

        If our media was in the same ballpark as reasonableness, Biden would be crashing and burning right now. He, alone, makes Nixon look like a piker, and he’s at best the 3rd most corrupt in Obama’s admin.

    • PieInTheSky

      I must be hungry I read Smoking-gun email as smoked eel for some reason

  48. Rebel Scum

    Dickhead Durbin is upset that Barrett correctly distinguishes between violent and non-violent felonies.

    • Rebel Scum

      Now back to bs ACA sob stories.

      • AlexinCT

        Lets fling poo, while pretending not to, because we took it up the ass because of the Kavanaugh shitshow, and hope some of it sticks to this woman that is the most existential threat to our SJW bullshit about patriarchy and feminism. Especially since she will undermine decades of work by us to rig the SCOTUS to be just another proggie legislative entity.

  49. Count Potato

    “Gal Gadot, or Gal Greenstein, will never be middle eastern.

    She could live in greater Syria for a 100 years, she’d still be just a polish Ashkenazi.

    You will never be us. You will never replace us.

    Not with that masculine face and those beedy little eyes.”

    https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1316141492805595137

    She seems nice.

    • Urthona

      Cleopatra was white.

      Although Cleopatra was also famously ugly. I don’t think Gal Gadot can pull that off.

      • Animal

        I don’t think Gal Gadot can pull that off.

        I can think of something she could pull off.

        I first saw her in Wonder Woman. She’s so damn hot she makes every male (and some of the females) in the audience lose at least 20 IQ points.

      • Urthona

        Yes. When she smiles it makes me feel funny.

      • Chipwooder

        Keeping Up With the Joneses was a pretty lame movie, but it did have a scene with Gal Gadot wearing lingerie, so it wasn’t a total loss.

      • Count Potato

        “Although Cleopatra was also famously ugly.”

        Curious how they know that.

      • Urthona

        Because she was famously deformed due to inbreeding and it was widely written about.

      • Chipwooder

        Coins contemporary to her era that had her profile on them

      • PieInTheSky

        Curious how they know that. – most greek chicks are kinda ugg

      • Urthona

        Another way they know is because her face was printed on coins that survive. Also, by today’s standards, Marc Antony would not remotely be considered good-looking either. So maybe they were made for one another.

      • PieInTheSky

        I would rather stereotype than look at coins, thankyouverymuch

      • Urthona

        Hollywood tells me she was beautiful as fuck, though, so I choose to go with that.

      • Count Potato

        Elizabeth Taylor was a smokeshow.

    • Animal

      Cleopatra (I presume this is about the Cleopatra kerfuffle) wasn’t Middle Eastern either. She was of Greek/Macedonian ancestry.

      • Urthona

        I’m just curious what planet these people are on where Egypt and Israel aren’t right next to each other.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well someone had the best reply

      “Would make a thresome with both. For the sake of peace in the Middle East.”

    • AlexinCT

      My complaint about Gadot is the teenie titties.. Otherwise, she can be my Cleopatra any day…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        You can still fantasize about young Liz Taylor if that makes you feel any better.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        I love your new avatar. Ancient astronaut theorists are the Best!

      • AlexinCT

        Gorgio truly hits it off with the ladies, huh?

    • PieInTheSky

      Right… all the antisemitism in the world will not make her ugly though

    • PieInTheSky

      So what is the Official Glibertarian position on Jews actually being Khazars 🙂

      • Cancelled

        Ashkenazi Jews I know vary in appearance from indistinguishable from any other German, or Pole, Or Russian to fully Semitic. I’m going to guess the bloodlines are pretty mingled at this point, so my answer would be both, and Slavic, Teutonic, Krim Tartar, and maybe even a touch of the Dacian as well.

      • Urthona

        I remember the study where they did genetic testing on Israeli Jews and the cultures living right next to them who want them to be destroyed, and found that they were overall indistinguishable.

    • PieInTheSky

      We need Nassim Taleb to start screaming how Cleopatra was neither white nor middle eastern but Eastern Mediterranean (the bestest of races). Although he would have a point.

      • Urthona

        I’m a person of (half) Eastern Mediterranean decent, and I’m fairly certain Eastern Mediterranean is just called white.

      • PieInTheSky

        white is not about race but about purity or some shit / Taleb

    • Ownbestenemy

      At least he gave us laughs

    • AlexinCT

      Something went wrong…

      Did Twatter hide that tweet because it made fun of team blue?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I always have to click twice on Twitter links per browser session. Something in their API does that.

      • AlexinCT

        It does….

        So did the second click on the old link..

        I bet it is twatter trying to fuck with my filters to block stupid, and they are the biggest sellers of stupid.

  50. Sean

    Surprise! Biden campaign called a lid for the day.

  51. kinnath

    Fuck liberals.

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/10/republic-democracy-mike-lee-astra-taylor.html

    Astra Taylor: Ah, yes. This phrase, “We are a republic, not a democracy.” I heard this phrase frequently, but always from a certain class of person. Always from a white man. I did quite a few interviews—what in the documentary film world we call “streeters”—where I would set up on a corner and talk to passersby. Often people were quite reluctant. I said, “I’m talking about democracy. Would you like to sit and discuss with me?” And I’d have to persuade people. They felt maybe a bit intimidated or they felt they lacked expertise. And often those interviews would be really interesting. People would actually be quite wise or have reasons for being politically disengaged or politically cynical that were actually pretty credible.

    Then there were these guys who were really eager. “Yeah, of course you shall interview me about democracy!” And after a question or two, they’d go flat and say, “Well, we’re a republic, not a democracy.” That is a phrase that is uttered by people who, looking back on the sweep of American history, see themselves as safely at the center of the narrative, and typically they see their present privileges under threat. And so, they want to shore up the privileges that they possess, and they’re looking for a sort of historic hook.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Why in God’s name would we want to resist the whims of the mob?

    • Chipwooder

      Don’t know who Astra Taylor is. Don’t care, either.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ah, she’s a fan of Angela Davis and Zizek.

      In other words, she would be more than happy to shuttle the wrong-thinkers off to the gulags.

      • leon

        ^^^. I support civil rights, as long as they don’t apply to nast Class Traitors and Enemies of the Revolution.

        Angela Davis will get her desserts, in this life or the next.

    • leon

      How dare Mike Lee profane one of the most sacred tenents of Modern Establishment Government. Democracy is the most imporatant thing. It is the end.

    • CPRM

      Protecting the rights of the minority from the fervor of the majority? Sounds racist as hell.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    So what is the practical effect of the census ending early?

    Widespread death and impoverishment.

    • Swiss Servator

      Nah, Net Neutrality and the Tax Cuts already kilt everyone ded!

  53. grrizzly

    Ronaldo is flaunting quarantine rules. Good for him by using every leverage he has. The less respect for this silliness, the better.

    Cristiano Ronaldo appears to be heading back to Italy after testing positive for the coronavirus in Portugal.

    Portuguese and Italian media said the Juventus forward was traveling on an “ambulance plane” from Lisbon to Turin to finish his isolation period. The Portuguese daily Record showed images of the plane it said was used by Ronaldo.

    Ronaldo had been separated from the rest of the Portugal group after testing positive for COVID-19 on Monday. He was said to be asymptomatic and in good health condition.

    • Urthona

      Did they test him again? Because he has no symptoms. I mean. False positives are very common.

    • grrizzly

      Meant “flouting.”

    • Swiss Servator

      Quick, impose some more licensing requirements and other barriers to entry!!!!

    • leon

      Child Care is a human right.

    • KOVIDKristen

      *child care apartheid

    • Cancelled

      So orphanages?

  54. Rebel Scum

    I will approach every case with an open wine – open mind. – Barrett

    No need to try to make me like you more.

    • leon

      I forseee some crazy parties with her and Kavanaugh on the bench.

      • Rhywun

        His ‘n’ her rape trains.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    “Child care deserts”

    Next time, pack more water.

  56. Nephilium

    What could possibly go wrong?

    At least I have no plans to go downtown Friday, and I’ll be heading out further west for the only plans I do have.

    • Rhywun

      And Biden and Trump both were in Cleveland on Sept. 29 for the first, and likely only, presidential debate.

      Get the hell out of here with that.