It must be purt’near impossible to keep up with this guy’s antics recently. Applause.
KOVIDKristen
on October 14, 2020 at 7:07 pm
(just noticed the tie & shirt stains – have those been there the whole time?)
Fourscore
on October 14, 2020 at 8:01 pm
From the beginning, Biggly Max are a little sloppy, special sauce
CPRM
on October 14, 2020 at 11:06 pm
Not the whole time. Just since episode 2.
Count Potato
on October 14, 2020 at 7:08 pm
*applause*
westernsloper
on October 14, 2020 at 7:09 pm
I got money on Donald feeling better after two days at Walter Reid being because they didn’t let him eat McDonalds.
EvilSheldon
on October 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm
Dude, McMuffin withdrawls ain’t nothing to joke about.
westernsloper
on October 14, 2020 at 7:53 pm
I get a coffee and a sausage muffin on the way to work most mornings from them and no prob. But when I succumb to a lunch craving I always feel like shit all afternoon.
Ha don’t know that one. I left Germany in 1986 so anything they did after that is crap.
Sean
on October 14, 2020 at 7:26 pm
???
straffinrun
on October 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm
Had a conversation with a Japanese lady yesterday about social media censorship. She gave me the, “Minorities should be protected against hate speech because they have no power.” Of course she was talking about in the US, but I had to ask her, “So a Japanese person can’t post that they hate the Chinese, but an Ainu can?” Another guy jumped in and steered the conversation in a new direction. I honestly don’t understand how otherwise intelligent people can believe that different treatment based on race is somehow fighting racism.
Holy motherfuck! Skateboarding when you’re 54 is fucking tiring! My legs are on fire! I walk about about 2-3 miles a day at work, but it don’t help much. It’s only gonna get worse, because my kid wants me to take him to the real skatepark next time. The one with actual vert and coping/tiles. I gotta buy some sissy gear because it’s mandatory there. That shit is gonna wear me out. I only skated for maybe an hour and on minor banks , but it killed me, even without any injuries.
straffinrun
on October 14, 2020 at 7:34 pm
Long boards for the long beards, BJ.
Rhywun
on October 14, 2020 at 8:01 pm
Jesus. I have a friend about your age and we used to make fun of him for still skating in his thirties. Grow up 😛
blackjack
on October 14, 2020 at 8:04 pm
My kid’s eight and he’s only interested in the lost art of vert riding. Which only I can teach him. It’s fun, but man, it kills my legs. I just hope I can avoid tumbling to the bottom of a deep bowl. At least I have to have gear on.
You are one of the smart ones. If they wanted fun injuries, they shoulda just re-ran MXC.
The Bearded Hobbit
on October 14, 2020 at 8:04 pm
Hmm, I used to drink whiskey sours back when I was a two-striper Airman, 20 years old. I don’t recall them being that horrible but I haven’t had one in , like, 45 years.
Now I drink Jack and Ginger (ale).
Ownbestenemy
on October 14, 2020 at 8:13 pm
Similar. I am growing to become a ginger beer/vodka man with a twist of lime or lemon
Rhywun
on October 14, 2020 at 8:18 pm
I’m drinking vodka and diet 7-Up. Woooot.
Ownbestenemy
on October 14, 2020 at 8:19 pm
If ever in NY I’d drink that with ya.
NY right?
Rhywun
on October 14, 2020 at 8:22 pm
Bwooklyn.
The Bearded Hobbit
on October 14, 2020 at 8:22 pm
I once called the vodka and 7-Up combo the ideal drink.
Now it’s gotta be diet soda pop to stave off the ‘beedus.
(hoists one)
Rhywun
on October 14, 2020 at 8:27 pm
It really is the best diet soda – and I’ve tried a bunch of them. I used to be all in on the Vodka Dew, but diet Dew tastes like shit.
Count Potato
on October 14, 2020 at 8:54 pm
As opposed to what, the natural flavor of regular Mountain Dew?
You are correct, Rhy. Mt Dew == yum. Diet Mt Dew != yum.
pistoffnick
on October 14, 2020 at 9:36 pm
I like vodka and Diet Squirt or Fresca. But after the pandemic, neither of those are available in my area. So it is vodka and Diet Grapefruit Shasta for my sorry ass.
Effing Press Secretary of the President of the USA. Whoever the president is, this should not happen in a supposedly neutral platform, especially when blue check dem operatives with bylines are able to call the president a “motherfucker” with no recriminations. If you want to keep your special status, just allow everything and let the audience decide for themselves.
Sensei
on October 14, 2020 at 8:49 pm
If you want a real giggle just type Biden and Ukraine into Google news.
With the exception of about 4 press outlets every other headline is full on damage control for Biden.
But remember they are impartial.
Not an Economist
on October 14, 2020 at 8:34 pm
I wonder if they know how much this is hurting Biden. I mean it won’t get the committed, but the uncommitted, it won’t impress them.
Drake
on October 14, 2020 at 8:57 pm
Do they care? Maybe they want to be regulated so they can crush emerging competition like Gab.
Hyperion
on October 14, 2020 at 9:03 pm
“it won’t get the committed, but the uncommitted, it won’t impress them.”
I have a really hard time figuring out just what the fuck is wrong with anyone who hasn’t decided who to vote for yet.
I mean I’m just trying to imagine the conversation between undecided guy one and undecided guy two.
Undecided guy one – “Well, it’s really hard to decide between a guy who says mean stuff and a guy who is past senile and is controlled by a cabal of far left radicals who want to fundamentally change the country into the next Soviet union and put everyone who disagrees with anything they say into camps, like Stain”
Undecided guy two – “Yeah I know, I don’t want to go to the camps and get separated from my family, I mean if we don’t all get executed first because I disagree with the new Ministry of Truth, but darnit, how much more can someone take of Trump saying more mean stuff on Twitter?”
It’s like I heard someone say earlier today, the older folks who are long time democrat voters, a lot of them are still convinced the dems are the party of JFK. The younger ones, they know what their Facebook friends say.
Stinky Wizzleteats
on October 14, 2020 at 11:17 pm
Back in the days of old I didn’t pay attention to politics and whether or not I bothered to vote depended on how much I had to drink the night before and the size of the hangover. Come to think of it I was happier then and there are still plenty of people (a majority?) like that.
Drake
on October 14, 2020 at 8:55 pm
If they thought there was even a doubt that the story was false, they’d let it through and let the Post take the black eye.
Distribution of hacked materials? Like articles about DJT’s tax records? Those kind of illegally obtained material?
Ownbestenemy
on October 14, 2020 at 10:43 pm
Exactly. This sudden care for “accuracy ” on the tail end of changing politically known terms and PC terms…good luck
dbleagle
on October 14, 2020 at 8:29 pm
I stopped by a shrimp truck and got a plate of spicy garlic shrimp (local shrimp). I just prepared a modified French 75 for the cocktail hour.
Rhywun
on October 14, 2020 at 8:33 pm
Cocktail “hour”. That’s cute.
EvilSheldon
on October 14, 2020 at 8:53 pm
It’s like rush hour. Less a duration, more a probability.
Chipping Pioneer
on October 14, 2020 at 8:41 pm
What parts do you live in what had local shrimp?
Cancelled
on October 14, 2020 at 8:43 pm
Hironoland
pistoffnick
on October 14, 2020 at 9:25 pm
I loved the garlic shrimp trucks in Hawaii. My brother-in-law and I rented Triumph motorcycles and decided to go around the island. He got frustrated with me stopping at nearly every garlic shrimp truck we met. We both got frustrated with Obama shutting down the whole north end of the island so he and his family could have a picnic on the beach.
Anyone who never loved Donald is a libtard fake news. LOL
Ownbestenemy
on October 14, 2020 at 8:54 pm
What happened?
Hyperion
on October 14, 2020 at 9:05 pm
There’s a video at the top of this page explains it tall.
Count Potato
on October 14, 2020 at 9:03 pm
“Our communication around our actions on the @nypost
article was not great. And blocking URL sharing via tweet or DM with zero context as to why we’re blocking: unacceptable.”
I would become president of Zimbabwe just to beat her with a roll of coins.
Cancelled
on October 14, 2020 at 9:35 pm
For a trillion dollars, today, in time to turn it into hard currency of some sort before the collapse? I’d break an arm, tear off the wrist and hand, and stab her to death with the jagged end of the bone. There might be as many as 20 people alive today that I wouldn’t kill for that, likely none I wouldn’t hit. That woman I’d punch for a nickle
I dont want a nickle
I just wanna ride on my morotcycle
And I dont want a tickle
I’d rather ride on my motorcycle
And I dont wanna die
I just wanna ride on my motorcy… cle
I’ve watched waay too many hooker, pimp, meth/crack/spice junky, alcoholic, gang member interviews over the past two weeks. It’s giving me a not too pleasant image of America. LA Skid Row or Clay County meth head, which would you choose?
Cancelled
on October 14, 2020 at 10:09 pm
For?
straffinrun
on October 14, 2020 at 10:13 pm
Not dying. Some of those Appalachian Counties, whew…
I’ve heard the meth was bad, but it’s much worse than I thought.
What up y’all. Just ducking my head in to say hey. I’ve been remiss in my glib time but things have been kookoo bananas around here. We’re closing on a house next Friday, school, which is winding up, has been intense, and the lockdown has been a fucking nightmare for the kids. Normal is a long way off but at least, God willing, in a month I’ll have an MBA in a house we like and can fit in, I’ll be on my way to a better job, and I’ll have a few articles to contribute. I hope everybody’s been as well as can be expected.
I’m typically against the whole use Tweets to concoct a news story thing, but they got some blue check marks at least.
What they’re obviously worried about is Trump’s town hall beating Biden’s in the ratings. And Trump didn’t “back out.” They set terms he wouldn’t agree to because of corona bullshit.
Ive hung around a couple of times…so for my trailer issue, city says HOA has no right since we arent gated. Talking to lawyer tomorrow to lay some pressure on them.
Turns out the HOA hires hitman…er…code violation picture takers.
Homeless bum hanging out in front of office near pile of garbagey possessions. Ask her if it’s her stuff. ‘Nope, not my stuff’. Pull out camera to document for building maintenance. Suddenly becomes hyper ‘why are you taking pictures?’. You just said this wasn’t your stuff, why do you care?
Thanks 9th Circus.
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 12:33 am
It’s not her’s, but it is. It’s like you don’t know the difference between private and personal property, sheesh.
The bums have become more combative in recent years. Used to be mostly men and they were already picking up their shit and beating feet if you started walking towards them. Now, it’s profanity and arguing. Ive found bum kryptonite is taking their picture. They do not like that.
I listen to this, first thing, for every bike/spin/whatever session, each morning. That said, I don’t know the group that well, but, I’ve never see them be political beyond “most politicians that make the news become auto-tune fodder for us”.
Others were bored, I guess. I doubt anyone else wants me having a two-way conversation with myself (not a euphemism). Plus, I don’t want to type that much.
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 2:10 am
So are you saying I should quit my job so I can come back full-time to late night glibs?
PieInTheSky
on October 15, 2020 at 2:11 am
Only if you also increase your drinking otherwise it’s a waste
Yes! Came back around the time I went on vacation. A fucking miracle! When I get 2 days off in a row I still splurge on some Porters, but the Dog which is Red has made a glorious and welcomed return.
I wonder if Tom Segura will see this and comment on his podcast.
Daaaaaaaaad!!!
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 3:03 am
You give me too much credit. Everyone loves my shtick, but no one shares it. No one outside our small group will ever know my genius. And I’m fine with that, because mmmm beer.
I just tried to watch that Bill Burr SNL monologue some of you have been hyping. That’s a lot of cringe. I’m sorry, it was a lot of terrible jokes made worse by canned laughter. Fuck Space Boston. I don’t get why some of you find him funny, bet I’ll defend your right to be wrong.
I like him in F is for Family, but, even that has its limits. I also give him props for his Mando appearance. That said, if he never shows back up, I’m perfectly fine with it.
I never watched the monologue.
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 3:49 am
I also give him props for his Mando appearance.
Like I said, fuck him for making Space Boston a thing because he’s too lazy actually fucking act and the producers for not hiring a real actor.
BTW–what is it with white guy comics, as they get older? Seems like most just get angrier/more bitter in their routines, and, seem to get more leftist.
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 3:51 am
Alcoholism and only having whores and prostitutes to talk to? And by whores I mean other comedians.
Apologies if I’m getting a bit ‘testy’. I had a perfectly good night visiting my little brother and his family. Until I was leaving and when I was leaving and I said something about ‘the site’ to my brother because I gifted them them jar of honey Fourscore gave me. My sister-in-law asked what is ‘the site’ and I explained, then she asked some questions about views here and one of the things I said was except for the general thought that government should be smaller we still have the same old arguments, and one of the things I said was ‘some people are pro-abortion, some are anti-abortion’ Then she had to go on a rant about it wasn’t pro-abortion it was pro-choice!’ …tiresome.
Also–good to see Euphemism-in-place-of-reasoned-argument is still stronk.
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 4:22 am
She used to be strongly anti-abortion, because her mom told her that she had thought about aborting her, and she had gotten pissed at me once when I said I couldn’t make an argument against abortions prior to formation of the human body. But all that thought and reason is erased, because the OTHER TEAM is bad, I guess.
I put in the paperwork and got approved for full time telecommute for the near future, so I don’t have to deal with the stupid ‘wear a mask at the office’ rule that was going to get me in trouble.
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 5:10 am
So much Reverse Karen. Me being a #EssentialWorker I’ve been having to wear a mask to work for the last 9 months or whatever the fuck.
When they were threatening disciplinary action on par with sleeping at your desk or being drunk on the job over a rule that should not even be in place and I cannot follow, yes, it’s a bit stressful.
PieInTheSky
on October 15, 2020 at 5:35 am
You should wear a mask in your home just to get used to it
You did? Congratulations. Something something about going back…
PieInTheSky
on October 15, 2020 at 5:36 am
you two should probably get some sleep
CPRM
on October 15, 2020 at 5:38 am
Shut up! You’re not my Real Dad!
PieInTheSky
on October 15, 2020 at 5:45 am
do you want me to be?
Festus' Mustache
on October 15, 2020 at 6:13 am
Mornin’ Glibbies! Still catching up but CPRM? That was the best one yet!
Festus' Mustache
on October 15, 2020 at 6:15 am
“I’M your hair, Donald!” left me in stitches.
Festus' Mustache
on October 15, 2020 at 6:31 am
Oh great. I finally show up and everybody ghosts. I have two very unhappy cats right now that have been forced to diet. I call the grey one “Bitey”!
Scruffy Nerfherder
on October 15, 2020 at 6:36 am
You should try some deodorant.
Grosspatzer
on October 15, 2020 at 6:36 am
Boo!
Festus' Mustache
on October 15, 2020 at 6:46 am
I thought it was my charming and dignified bearing that chased all the boys from the yard. Huh. Back to the old drawing board…
Scruffy Nerfherder
on October 15, 2020 at 6:32 am
Boy Foochie is pissed about the Barrington Declaration.
We’ve moved the goalposts way beyond flatten the curve to minimize all cases.
Festus' Mustache
on October 15, 2020 at 6:41 am
He is a Medical Doctor is he not? Do they not teach the term “endemic” in Med School anymore? “It’s Here! It’s Fear! Get Used To It!” As noted yesterday, the only ones wearing the masks up here are the little shit-lads and lasses that are doing it to tweak the noses of their elders. I find it highly amusing.
limey
on October 15, 2020 at 7:05 am
Tangentially relevant, speaking of the AIER and moving the goalposts, I just checked the AIER wikipedia entry and it says [okay, stop press! SAID! It’s been edited in the couple of minutes since I read it, so I may have just stumbled upon an “edit war”?] that:
AIER statements and publications consistently portray the risks of climate change as minor and manageable, which is a form of climate change denial
Which has been reverted to:
AIER statements and publications consistently portray the risks of climate change as minor and manageable.
I’m not sure I’d agree that they consistently “portray” climate change as “minor” but, yes, they do recognise the potential of human innovation to make it a lot more manageable than the doomsayers would have you believe.
invisible finger
on October 15, 2020 at 7:05 am
Being a “doctor” doesn’t mean he is a jack of all trades. He knows his one specific area – virology – and that’s it. His knowledge of anything else – such as oncology, psychology, chemistry, statistics, etc. – is the same as the average schlub, and his knowledge of economics seems to be about zilch.
Grosspatzer
on October 15, 2020 at 6:47 am
We’ve moved the goalposts way beyond flatten the curve to minimize eliminate all cases.
Grosspatzer
on October 15, 2020 at 6:33 am
“The classiest dick ever”. You have outdone yourself, CPRM.
Oh well, good thing I stocked up on supplies. And who are all these people driving around like nothing happened? Shouldn’t they be sheltering in place like good little sheeple?
Festus' Mustache
on October 15, 2020 at 6:49 am
They are coming for us, GP. It’s like Kristallnacht all over again but this time with Pogs.
Well, at least all those PA drivers doing 10 under the speed limit won’t be permanently in the left lane.
Sensei
on October 15, 2020 at 6:54 am
Points for creatively discussing the Biden email story in the WSJ. Perfect example of the Streisand effect. They didn’t directly address the issue – instead they talk about how it’s being censored.
Everybody hiding under the blankets because a Monster lives under the bed is something that I never dreamed would happen in my lifetime but here we are.
It must be purt’near impossible to keep up with this guy’s antics recently. Applause.
(just noticed the tie & shirt stains – have those been there the whole time?)
From the beginning, Biggly Max are a little sloppy, special sauce
Not the whole time. Just since episode 2.
*applause*
I got money on Donald feeling better after two days at Walter Reid being because they didn’t let him eat McDonalds.
Dude, McMuffin withdrawls ain’t nothing to joke about.
I get a coffee and a sausage muffin on the way to work most mornings from them and no prob. But when I succumb to a lunch craving I always feel like shit all afternoon.
The NeverTrumpers are still going through McMuffin withdrawals.
I….wha…..but…..I suppose you’re right!
A Big Mac a day keeps the doctor away. Meat, grains, lettuce, Thousand Island, it’s got all of the food groups.
Awesome job Master Debater. And yes the stains are a feature not a bug.
Nice
I just noticed… The hats eyeballs look like bewbs.
I… can’t unsee it.
Bloodshot bewbs???
It’s disturbing, I tell you. They’re like a John Carpenter movie monster.
And can we get a blow-up of the pin-up girl behind the Hat? kthx.
Cardi B bewbs
Sick minds think alike
I don’t have any thing against her bewbage, unfortunately I’ve seen worse. It’s her *singing* or whatever it is she does that I object to.
I object to her talking.
She was OK when she was talking about taxes.
Was that during her appearance supporting Biden? I don’t remember what she said; I just remember I couldn’t stand her voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLROeAtNPjk
“WTF my money goin’?”
I think she makes an astute point.
Dayum. She’s right to question these things.
I’ve been exposed Cardi B’s boobs enough in the last 6 hours to last several lifetimes. Please stop, I beg of you!
Large areolas?
https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/762/617/649.gif
Cardi B
I’m waiting for Hype to tell me if I liked it or not. So far I’d say yes.
How can he tell you unless you take a position he can contradict?
I’ll let you know after I find out what C.C. DeVille thinks.
*Googles*. That is not a type of Cadillac. The more you know ?
Cruella Charming DeVille Canine Furrier to the stars
I knew it. The Hype is a C.C. Catch fan.
More a CC Adcock fan TBH.
+ 0.5 Modern Talking ?
For you
https://youtu.be/PLRMu1wTo0Y
Ha don’t know that one. I left Germany in 1986 so anything they did after that is crap.
???
Had a conversation with a Japanese lady yesterday about social media censorship. She gave me the, “Minorities should be protected against hate speech because they have no power.” Of course she was talking about in the US, but I had to ask her, “So a Japanese person can’t post that they hate the Chinese, but an Ainu can?” Another guy jumped in and steered the conversation in a new direction. I honestly don’t understand how otherwise intelligent people can believe that different treatment based on race is somehow fighting racism.
Just what an evil white person would say.
Do people from Okinawa count?
安室奈美恵 says yes?
-40 years of affirmative action
Holy motherfuck! Skateboarding when you’re 54 is fucking tiring! My legs are on fire! I walk about about 2-3 miles a day at work, but it don’t help much. It’s only gonna get worse, because my kid wants me to take him to the real skatepark next time. The one with actual vert and coping/tiles. I gotta buy some sissy gear because it’s mandatory there. That shit is gonna wear me out. I only skated for maybe an hour and on minor banks , but it killed me, even without any injuries.
Long boards for the long beards, BJ.
Jesus. I have a friend about your age and we used to make fun of him for still skating in his thirties. Grow up 😛
My kid’s eight and he’s only interested in the lost art of vert riding. Which only I can teach him. It’s fun, but man, it kills my legs. I just hope I can avoid tumbling to the bottom of a deep bowl. At least I have to have gear on.
This is gonna hurt.
blackjack’s theme song
Guess what I have here, to accompany my girly Whiskey Sour?
A pizza…with PINEAPPLE!!!
It has bacon and ham and Mae Ploy’s Sweet Thai Hot Sauce, too. It’s pretty tasty.
Now you are just trolling. Is it deep dish?
WHAT!?!
What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?
Ahhh. you frequent this site. So, yes, yes you are a pervert.
*sigh*
Damnit.
Cauliflower crust?
Still too many carbs. ?
But it’s full of fiber. Helps you poop.
Not to mention the epic gas it’ll give you. Now your poops are gas-propelled!
To be fair, before keto, I liked pineapple…just not on pizza.
Also, my mom liked to drink whiskey sours. Just sayin. ?
Is your mom into…younger dudes?
What did you do to a whiskey sour to make it girly?
The pizza sounds good to me. What kind of cheese?
DJT seems on point tonight in Iowa.
I can’t believe he’s doing another rally. Where does he get the energy?!
Dunno, but the parts I watched had him crushing it.
But pundits say he doesn’t want to win.
It’s mild autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPQC0Mq7Bew
Ah yes armchair diagnosis. Similar to what we put Ole Joe through too I suppose.
Dodgeball Thunderdome. Is this a real show, or am I drunk?
Oh God, this show is so bad, I switched to Home Improvement.
You are one of the smart ones. If they wanted fun injuries, they shoulda just re-ran MXC.
Hmm, I used to drink whiskey sours back when I was a two-striper Airman, 20 years old. I don’t recall them being that horrible but I haven’t had one in , like, 45 years.
Now I drink Jack and Ginger (ale).
Similar. I am growing to become a ginger beer/vodka man with a twist of lime or lemon
I’m drinking vodka and diet 7-Up. Woooot.
If ever in NY I’d drink that with ya.
NY right?
Bwooklyn.
I once called the vodka and 7-Up combo the ideal drink.
Now it’s gotta be diet soda pop to stave off the ‘beedus.
(hoists one)
It really is the best diet soda – and I’ve tried a bunch of them. I used to be all in on the Vodka Dew, but diet Dew tastes like shit.
As opposed to what, the natural flavor of regular Mountain Dew?
I see you’re someone who can’t be reasoned with.
You are correct, Rhy. Mt Dew == yum. Diet Mt Dew != yum.
I like vodka and Diet Squirt or Fresca. But after the pandemic, neither of those are available in my area. So it is vodka and Diet Grapefruit Shasta for my sorry ass.
Relevant
https://youtu.be/XDFCL5Oiqk0
Vodka and tonic for me tonight while waiting for dinner to cook. Well, really for the rice to cook.
Tri tip off the grill and salad made. Wifey requested rice as a side so its a plain dinner but I dont care.
We’re (I’m) gonna need pics of the tri tip.
Half eaten and no protections. Also cooked for my wife cause I like more searing
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/gDTstwzORd-95SowYn0-8g.fbG1U4-hd7FZXglmUdNXDQ
Recent one for me: https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/nyi0ZYZjRoyqxMhodeXarw.93bxMLfrpOaWkAGJuYWR50
Also, half eaten and no protection, but those grill marks…
I had a recycled rice dish with some bits of leftover chicken. Classic Wednesday night I don’t feel like cooking food.
Twitter making their full court press?
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/tyler-o-neil/2020/10/14/breaking-white-house-press-secretary-kayleigh-mcenany-locked-on-twitter-n1054773
I didnt read the article yet.
Effing Press Secretary of the President of the USA. Whoever the president is, this should not happen in a supposedly neutral platform, especially when blue check dem operatives with bylines are able to call the president a “motherfucker” with no recriminations. If you want to keep your special status, just allow everything and let the audience decide for themselves.
If you want a real giggle just type Biden and Ukraine into Google news.
With the exception of about 4 press outlets every other headline is full on damage control for Biden.
But remember they are impartial.
I wonder if they know how much this is hurting Biden. I mean it won’t get the committed, but the uncommitted, it won’t impress them.
Do they care? Maybe they want to be regulated so they can crush emerging competition like Gab.
“it won’t get the committed, but the uncommitted, it won’t impress them.”
I have a really hard time figuring out just what the fuck is wrong with anyone who hasn’t decided who to vote for yet.
I mean I’m just trying to imagine the conversation between undecided guy one and undecided guy two.
Undecided guy one – “Well, it’s really hard to decide between a guy who says mean stuff and a guy who is past senile and is controlled by a cabal of far left radicals who want to fundamentally change the country into the next Soviet union and put everyone who disagrees with anything they say into camps, like Stain”
Undecided guy two – “Yeah I know, I don’t want to go to the camps and get separated from my family, I mean if we don’t all get executed first because I disagree with the new Ministry of Truth, but darnit, how much more can someone take of Trump saying more mean stuff on Twitter?”
It’s like I heard someone say earlier today, the older folks who are long time democrat voters, a lot of them are still convinced the dems are the party of JFK. The younger ones, they know what their Facebook friends say.
Back in the days of old I didn’t pay attention to politics and whether or not I bothered to vote depended on how much I had to drink the night before and the size of the hangover. Come to think of it I was happier then and there are still plenty of people (a majority?) like that.
If they thought there was even a doubt that the story was false, they’d let it through and let the Post take the black eye.
Distribution of hacked materials? Like articles about DJT’s tax records? Those kind of illegally obtained material?
Exactly. This sudden care for “accuracy ” on the tail end of changing politically known terms and PC terms…good luck
I stopped by a shrimp truck and got a plate of spicy garlic shrimp (local shrimp). I just prepared a modified French 75 for the cocktail hour.
Cocktail “hour”. That’s cute.
It’s like rush hour. Less a duration, more a probability.
What parts do you live in what had local shrimp?
Hironoland
I loved the garlic shrimp trucks in Hawaii. My brother-in-law and I rented Triumph motorcycles and decided to go around the island. He got frustrated with me stopping at nearly every garlic shrimp truck we met. We both got frustrated with Obama shutting down the whole north end of the island so he and his family could have a picnic on the beach.
They make trucks out of shrimp?
Only the jumbo ones. The normal ones they make into passenger vehicles.
The little cocktail types become Vespas.
I can’t even keep up with tonight’s SF marathon.
Not that it’s a bad thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFDlVgBMomQ
Anyone who never loved Donald is a libtard fake news. LOL
What happened?
There’s a video at the top of this page explains it tall.
“Our communication around our actions on the @nypost
article was not great. And blocking URL sharing via tweet or DM with zero context as to why we’re blocking: unacceptable.”
https://twitter.com/jack/status/1316528193621327876
The “but Russia!!” comments are beyond parody.
We should just outsource the election to Russia and China and let them duke it out.
At least Cyrillic is easier to learn than hanzi.
Дa!
Shut your babuska whore mouth!
Wait–the scarf, or, the granny?
If Biden wins, Russia and China will be dividing up the country, duking it out for the biggest slice of the new fundamentally changed Murika.
China and Russia are miles ahead of us on the road to corruption and ruin. They are not the threat. The threat is that we become like them.
This guy gets it.
LOL Fucking L! What the fuck does Dice have on Jack? That shit is hilarious and who else can get away with that constantly like he does?
Walter Duranty’s Paper
Hard for me to feel much sympathy for Bret, the US has to help Israel however it can and I’m leaving the WSJ, Stephens.
Bed down with the dogs and you get fleas.
“would you punch her for $1,000,000,000,000?”
https://twitter.com/LACityOfStars/status/1314932954519547904
I would become president of Zimbabwe just to beat her with a roll of coins.
For a trillion dollars, today, in time to turn it into hard currency of some sort before the collapse? I’d break an arm, tear off the wrist and hand, and stab her to death with the jagged end of the bone. There might be as many as 20 people alive today that I wouldn’t kill for that, likely none I wouldn’t hit. That woman I’d punch for a nickle
that woman I’d punch for a nickle
I dont want a nickle
I just wanna ride on my morotcycle
And I dont want a tickle
I’d rather ride on my motorcycle
And I dont wanna die
I just wanna ride on my motorcy… cle
https://youtu.be/sUlRnb8OfNE
That has to be the start of a very cheap porn bideo.
Not that damn cheap….
Would for sure. Especially if she keeps the little costume on.
It’s only 11:00 grandpas. Get your shit together.
Have you taken that clock-drawing test at your doctor’s office, yet?
No, no–cLock. As in, a watch. No, I’m sure you want to watch; I’m not talking about that.
I operate on real time. Take your PST and ram it down your stomach.
Are you on again about deepthroating things?
No means NO!!
I’ve watched waay too many hooker, pimp, meth/crack/spice junky, alcoholic, gang member interviews over the past two weeks. It’s giving me a not too pleasant image of America. LA Skid Row or Clay County meth head, which would you choose?
For?
Not dying. Some of those Appalachian Counties, whew…
I’ve heard the meth was bad, but it’s much worse than I thought.
Wait–why does it have to be a choice between those two?? America is a BIG country. I could just as much choose to be a meth head in Nueces County.
What up y’all. Just ducking my head in to say hey. I’ve been remiss in my glib time but things have been kookoo bananas around here. We’re closing on a house next Friday, school, which is winding up, has been intense, and the lockdown has been a fucking nightmare for the kids. Normal is a long way off but at least, God willing, in a month I’ll have an MBA in a house we like and can fit in, I’ll be on my way to a better job, and I’ll have a few articles to contribute. I hope everybody’s been as well as can be expected.
‘Sup Nap? Good to see ya.
Huzzah!
Sounds like multiple huzzahs are in order!
Glad to know you are still with us.
Congratulations on everything including the power degree!
Congrats on the new home!
Looks like it’s just me and Digby, and he’s still humping the dead threads up top, so I’ll just sit here and admire my own genius I guess.
You’re more like the guy who made Things.
there are worse things to spend one’s time doing
I’d buy that for a dollar!
“CPRM, Super Genius”
This is fantastic. But, if C ever gets into a Wile E Coyote costume, and isn’t working at a Six Flags….?
You’re the one who said Super. I prefer Pure…
?
(yes, it’s a glass of milk)
Great, now I’m going to get even more people in the dairy industry trying to connect with me on Linked-In.
Just post some MAGA memes–Linked In will kick you Right Out.
I don’t even remember my password, but I still get the e-mails.
mmmmm…milch!
No, no–I’ve been admiring it, too. I continue to find various rivulets of thought in this offering.
Waaaaaaaah……waaaaah….WAAAAAAAAAH!
BFV, are you self-righteous shit-heads a tiresome lot.
Wait, am I a libtard? I’ve been boycotting NBC for years.
::GASP!::
How dare you?!
I’m typically against the whole use Tweets to concoct a news story thing, but they got some blue check marks at least.
What they’re obviously worried about is Trump’s town hall beating Biden’s in the ratings. And Trump didn’t “back out.” They set terms he wouldn’t agree to because of corona bullshit.
So long as speech is “news-worthy”, twatting will fit the bill.
Backed out…dis-invited, same thing. Just like the Libertarian candidates always back out of the debates.
Heheheheh….
Night crew is odd
Usually it’s just four of us, so I’d say we’re even. But math is white supremacy or some such.
https://tenor.com/35X5.gif
Thats me every night calculating when I need to stop drinking to wake up sober for work
That’s why you don’t sleep.
*taps temple proudly*
*winks* I don’t know why I winked, but you get it
I’m sure we can figure it out…
Also, we don’t want it.
?
I get it. My uncle has an involuntary wink too.
Oh my God…..
When your uncle walks into a room, do you say, “hey, look who’s here! It’s Wink Martindale!”?
Gah–I loved me some Tic Tac Dough, back in the day.
Bah–you Sunshiners are odd ones! ?
Ive hung around a couple of times…so for my trailer issue, city says HOA has no right since we arent gated. Talking to lawyer tomorrow to lay some pressure on them.
Turns out the HOA hires hitman…er…code violation picture takers.
Bullshit!
How the hell do you get sentenced to “two days” in a prison?? What felony was involved?
HOAs are tools of white supremacists and they hate Brown and Black lawns.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…
::sweeping, panoramic shot of the local HOA board meeting::
Speaking of taking pictures.
Homeless bum hanging out in front of office near pile of garbagey possessions. Ask her if it’s her stuff. ‘Nope, not my stuff’. Pull out camera to document for building maintenance. Suddenly becomes hyper ‘why are you taking pictures?’. You just said this wasn’t your stuff, why do you care?
Thanks 9th Circus.
It’s not her’s, but it is. It’s like you don’t know the difference between private and personal property, sheesh.
Man, you ARE energized after this release….uhh, I mean, after this post.
Yeah–this post.
I think it’s Yak stew, made me feel kind of like a Wendego.
Are you saying you ate someone??
Hate? Hate someone! Got it.
Her personal property was on private property.
The bums have become more combative in recent years. Used to be mostly men and they were already picking up their shit and beating feet if you started walking towards them. Now, it’s profanity and arguing. Ive found bum kryptonite is taking their picture. They do not like that.
Part of that Kryptonite rainbow, huh?
Wait….is that what produces Bizarro Superman?
Are you saying I’m a bum!?
They know when you take their picture, you’re trying to steal their soul.
Bum souls do fetch a pretty penny in some areas.
No, I think that’s what powered
MetalloBrian Singer to make Superman Returns. (I don’t think Pedo Kryptonite has been found yet)If bums made video like H&H, I’d let them shit all over the front stoop. But they don’t, so you’re not.
No, you just have the lens cap on.
Ya see that, CP–you have a new place to sh-…umm, unwind, and get some reading done.
Also–you were saying something about super-pedo-something or other
Ahh–younger Linda, and her butt-floss.
That was an awkward time to be watching a movie around mom.
Back in the good ol days when Kryptonian houses had wood siding.
It was an awkward time for Paul Hogan to watch the movie with his wife too.
You’re queer.
Its okay Broc, this is a safe space. And before you ask…the play on words is noted.
I think we’ve found a way to protect our tax dollars from lawsuits and settlements over police….
It’s not you can sue police for failing to protect you.
Not like there is any kind of choice between going in guns blazing or just leaving and doing nothing!
No, no–it’s any action of physical violence. They literally do not want any sort of contact with people that could be construed as resisting/violence.
Not even straight white guts?
Guts = guys
They ARE the oppressors!!!
Oh goody, Barnes and Noble got hacked.
Oh no! Will the Nook e-readers still work for the dozens of people who own them?
Gah! My Nook is doomed!
A rifleman behind every blade of grass and a pistoleer in every nursery.
https://youtu.be/uyFgdtmLca0
Now that posted an actual link, seems like someone just asking for a CPS call. Don’t film that shit.
Cool…but clear it even after you check that it didn’t lock open on empty…
She’s awesome. ?
I only watched a lil bit, but I’ll finish it later.
Nice link there guy.
Alright, Im calling it. 289 to 249. Trump wins.
Now enjoy
He should fight the winner of Monkey Vs Robot.
Middle son turned a lezzie…well she wasn’t full lezzie, but I forgot how teenage hormones work and he is now a bigger asshoe
Well, sounds like he deserves some braggadocio.
When she starts wanting something softer, he’ll learn his lesson. So, it’s just a waiting game, really.
Hey I told him “son, just don’t even go there…” and in the fashion of every teen to ever lived said “whatever boomer”.
I bet these guys are Trump haters, but it doesn’t come across as hate, just comedy. Like things used to be. And like I hope the cartoon does.
Not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT4qX9UPJ3c
Beginning looks like Trump beating off but otherwise…
I listen to this, first thing, for every bike/spin/whatever session, each morning. That said, I don’t know the group that well, but, I’ve never see them be political beyond “most politicians that make the news become auto-tune fodder for us”.
How this became its own comment, and not a reply to CP, I have no idea.
Debbie Harry don’t look too bad for her age.
Too close in age to me dear mother. Can really only see that.
I wasn’t giving a ‘would’, just saying she looks good for her age you perverted granny fucker.
Says the man noticing the good looks of a rocker granny….?
Jeez you people were chatty this morning. U usually don;t check the comments after like 8 30 because not much is said
Others were bored, I guess. I doubt anyone else wants me having a two-way conversation with myself (not a euphemism). Plus, I don’t want to type that much.
So are you saying I should quit my job so I can come back full-time to late night glibs?
Only if you also increase your drinking otherwise it’s a waste
Gauntlet’s been thrown down!
I don’t think that is biologically feasible. Something about livers and such, stupid doctors be like ‘Quack Quack Quack, Mr. Duckworth!’
Has the Dog been seen back in your area?
Yes! Came back around the time I went on vacation. A fucking miracle! When I get 2 days off in a row I still splurge on some Porters, but the Dog which is Red has made a glorious and welcomed return.
Was it anything like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAXaW76tq08
Kinda. Fun Fact: Tommy Lee Jones was Al Gore’s college roommate.
If ‘Kinda’ was a dead link,
Did you know he’s gay?
No, I didn’t. But now I feel bad he had to suffer under Trump. Such Brave. #StrongForTommyLeeJonesLGBTQ+
It’ll trend
I’m such a good #Allie that I tweeted that shit. I love the gays.
I wonder if Tom Segura will see this and comment on his podcast.
Daaaaaaaaad!!!
You give me too much credit. Everyone loves my shtick, but no one shares it. No one outside our small group will ever know my genius. And I’m fine with that, because mmmm beer.
Hey–things happen, and words spread. If you have a team of people who look things up online, you tend to see lots of stuff.
So, while I’m not exactly hoping for it, it could be interesting.
Ah! A good ol Hat and Hair to end the day!
Bravo, CPRM.
Thanks. Just a few more weeks till we find out if you all get to enjoy 4 more years of Hat and Hair. A vote for Trump is a vote for more cartoons!
You heard it here, first, folks–CPRM will STOP the H&H cartoons if Trump doesn’t retain the Presidency!
SAD!
I’ve never denounced White Supremacists that I’ve never heard of who might watch the cartoons either.
Well, there are good viewers on BOTH sides…
Joe Biden did not push out a Ukrainian prosecutor for investigating his son, The Washington Post confirms Good thing it’s Twitter telling me this after they blocked the original story, or I might get suspicious.
I just tried to watch that Bill Burr SNL monologue some of you have been hyping. That’s a lot of cringe. I’m sorry, it was a lot of terrible jokes made worse by canned laughter. Fuck Space Boston. I don’t get why some of you find him funny, bet I’ll defend your right to be wrong.
I like him in F is for Family, but, even that has its limits. I also give him props for his Mando appearance. That said, if he never shows back up, I’m perfectly fine with it.
I never watched the monologue.
Like I said, fuck him for making Space Boston a thing because he’s too lazy actually fucking act and the producers for not hiring a real actor.
Lucas made “Space Queen’s English/Space Posh” a thing. It’s a big galaxy–should be easy to avoid the Southies.
Burr is pals with Chappelle.
BTW–what is it with white guy comics, as they get older? Seems like most just get angrier/more bitter in their routines, and, seem to get more leftist.
Alcoholism and only having whores and prostitutes to talk to? And by whores I mean other comedians.
Analysis: True
Apologies if I’m getting a bit ‘testy’. I had a perfectly good night visiting my little brother and his family. Until I was leaving and when I was leaving and I said something about ‘the site’ to my brother because I gifted them them jar of honey Fourscore gave me. My sister-in-law asked what is ‘the site’ and I explained, then she asked some questions about views here and one of the things I said was except for the general thought that government should be smaller we still have the same old arguments, and one of the things I said was ‘some people are pro-abortion, some are anti-abortion’ Then she had to go on a rant about it wasn’t pro-abortion it was pro-choice!’ …tiresome.
Say….she’s not posting COVID videos on YT, is she?
The 1st rule of Glibertarians- you do NOT discuss the site
The 2nd rule of Glibertarians- YOU DO NOT discuss the site
Does this mean CPRM and I gotta rassle, now?
Squirts on oil.
*readies Steadi-cam for the Clash of the Titans*
Also–good to see Euphemism-in-place-of-reasoned-argument is still stronk.
She used to be strongly anti-abortion, because her mom told her that she had thought about aborting her, and she had gotten pissed at me once when I said I couldn’t make an argument against abortions prior to formation of the human body. But all that thought and reason is erased, because the OTHER TEAM is bad, I guess.
This, I thought I was the only one. He had maybe three good lines in there, the rest was a lot of Meh!
about the SNL monologue, I think he can be funny, just not this time.
After all the links I’ve seen here, I’m still waiting for one where he is funny, but I Want To Believe.
From my YouTube “featured”:
COVID-19: Q&As With An Expert
Featured
Learn about vaccines, virus transmission, and HEALTH INEQUITY
*emphasis mine
Oh, fuck………?
Because, everyone comes into the world in the same condition as every other person, but greed and corporations and selfishness…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lS_zy9DQLzg
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Needs moar Cheese.
Mornin’ Glibs.
It’s amazing how the removal of a single stressor can cause the rest of the stress to just drain away.
Who’d you kill?
Wow, you went dark. UCS isn’t a
rapistracist, I can tell you that.I put in the paperwork and got approved for full time telecommute for the near future, so I don’t have to deal with the stupid ‘wear a mask at the office’ rule that was going to get me in trouble.
So much Reverse Karen. Me being a #EssentialWorker I’ve been having to wear a mask to work for the last 9 months or whatever the fuck.
If by that you mean I try to avoid having others’ will forced upon me…
Ah, so THAT was the “super-stressor event.” Glad you got approved and that it put you in a calmer, happier state (though sadly, still in NY.)
Good morning, gentlemen.
When they were threatening disciplinary action on par with sleeping at your desk or being drunk on the job over a rule that should not even be in place and I cannot follow, yes, it’s a bit stressful.
You should wear a mask in your home just to get used to it
One of these years you’ll learn humor.
But will you not miss the socializing component of the office?
There’s virtually no one in the office. And there wasn’t socialization when there were people there.
And people thought Yakov Smirnov was the last great comedian from the other side of the wall.
Finally got that hamster removed?
But, I went ‘dark’, huh?
You did? Congratulations. Something something about going back…
you two should probably get some sleep
Shut up! You’re not my Real Dad!
do you want me to be?
Mornin’ Glibbies! Still catching up but CPRM? That was the best one yet!
“I’M your hair, Donald!” left me in stitches.
Oh great. I finally show up and everybody ghosts. I have two very unhappy cats right now that have been forced to diet. I call the grey one “Bitey”!
You should try some deodorant.
Boo!
I thought it was my charming and dignified bearing that chased all the boys from the yard. Huh. Back to the old drawing board…
Boy Foochie is pissed about the Barrington Declaration.
We’ve moved the goalposts way beyond flatten the curve to minimize all cases.
He is a Medical Doctor is he not? Do they not teach the term “endemic” in Med School anymore? “It’s Here! It’s Fear! Get Used To It!” As noted yesterday, the only ones wearing the masks up here are the little shit-lads and lasses that are doing it to tweak the noses of their elders. I find it highly amusing.
Tangentially relevant, speaking of the AIER and moving the goalposts, I just checked the AIER wikipedia entry and it says [okay, stop press! SAID! It’s been edited in the couple of minutes since I read it, so I may have just stumbled upon an “edit war”?] that:
Which has been reverted to:
I’m not sure I’d agree that they consistently “portray” climate change as “minor” but, yes, they do recognise the potential of human innovation to make it a lot more manageable than the doomsayers would have you believe.
Being a “doctor” doesn’t mean he is a jack of all trades. He knows his one specific area – virology – and that’s it. His knowledge of anything else – such as oncology, psychology, chemistry, statistics, etc. – is the same as the average schlub, and his knowledge of economics seems to be about zilch.
We’ve moved the goalposts way beyond flatten the curve to
minimizeeliminate all cases.“The classiest dick ever”. You have outdone yourself, CPRM.
https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020/10/yep-the-paradox-just-happened-nj-would-now-qualify-for-njs-coronavirus-quarantine-travel-advisory.html
Oh well, good thing I stocked up on supplies. And who are all these people driving around like nothing happened? Shouldn’t they be sheltering in place like good little sheeple?
They are coming for us, GP. It’s like Kristallnacht all over again but this time with Pogs.
Pogs? WTF is that?
English in Australia.
Enacting your labor – https://youtu.be/M_UR201plc8
Close the bridges! Shut it all down!
Well, at least all those PA drivers doing 10 under the speed limit won’t be permanently in the left lane.
Points for creatively discussing the Biden email story in the WSJ. Perfect example of the Streisand effect. They didn’t directly address the issue – instead they talk about how it’s being censored.
Which, of course, brings up the story.
Facebook, Twitter Limit Sharing of New York Post Articles That Biden Disputes
Shut it all down!
Murphy’s working on it.
Everybody hiding under the blankets because a Monster lives under the bed is something that I never dreamed would happen in my lifetime but here we are.