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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

319 Comments

  1. KOVIDKristen

    It must be purt’near impossible to keep up with this guy’s antics recently. Applause.

  2. KOVIDKristen

    (just noticed the tie & shirt stains – have those been there the whole time?)

    • Fourscore

      From the beginning, Biggly Max are a little sloppy, special sauce

    • CPRM

      Not the whole time. Just since episode 2.

  3. Count Potato

    *applause*

  4. westernsloper

    I got money on Donald feeling better after two days at Walter Reid being because they didn’t let him eat McDonalds.

    • EvilSheldon

      Dude, McMuffin withdrawls ain’t nothing to joke about.

      • westernsloper

        I get a coffee and a sausage muffin on the way to work most mornings from them and no prob. But when I succumb to a lunch craving I always feel like shit all afternoon.

      • C. Anacreon

        The NeverTrumpers are still going through McMuffin withdrawals.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        I….wha…..but…..I suppose you’re right!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A Big Mac a day keeps the doctor away. Meat, grains, lettuce, Thousand Island, it’s got all of the food groups.

  5. LCDR_Fish

    Awesome job Master Debater. And yes the stains are a feature not a bug.

  6. DEG

    Nice

  7. Aloysious

    I just noticed… The hats eyeballs look like bewbs.

    I… can’t unsee it.

    • Ted S.

      Bloodshot bewbs???

      • Aloysious

        It’s disturbing, I tell you. They’re like a John Carpenter movie monster.

        And can we get a blow-up of the pin-up girl behind the Hat? kthx.

      • Cancelled

        Cardi B bewbs

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sick minds think alike

      • Aloysious

        I don’t have any thing against her bewbage, unfortunately I’ve seen worse. It’s her *singing* or whatever it is she does that I object to.

      • Rhywun

        I object to her talking.

      • pistoffnick

        She was OK when she was talking about taxes.

      • Rhywun

        Was that during her appearance supporting Biden? I don’t remember what she said; I just remember I couldn’t stand her voice.

      • pistoffnick

        “WTF my money goin’?”

        I think she makes an astute point.

      • Rhywun

        Dayum. She’s right to question these things.

      • mrfamous

        I’ve been exposed Cardi B’s boobs enough in the last 6 hours to last several lifetimes. Please stop, I beg of you!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Cardi B

  8. straffinrun

    I’m waiting for Hype to tell me if I liked it or not. So far I’d say yes.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      How can he tell you unless you take a position he can contradict?

    • The Hyperbole

      I’ll let you know after I find out what C.C. DeVille thinks.

      • straffinrun

        *Googles*. That is not a type of Cadillac. The more you know ?

      • Cancelled

        Cruella Charming DeVille Canine Furrier to the stars

      • Gustave Lytton

        I knew it. The Hype is a C.C. Catch fan.

      • Rhywun

        + 0.5 Modern Talking ?

      • Rhywun

        Ha don’t know that one. I left Germany in 1986 so anything they did after that is crap.

  9. Sean

    ???

  10. straffinrun

    Had a conversation with a Japanese lady yesterday about social media censorship. She gave me the, “Minorities should be protected against hate speech because they have no power.” Of course she was talking about in the US, but I had to ask her, “So a Japanese person can’t post that they hate the Chinese, but an Ainu can?” Another guy jumped in and steered the conversation in a new direction. I honestly don’t understand how otherwise intelligent people can believe that different treatment based on race is somehow fighting racism.

    • Lackadaisical

      Just what an evil white person would say.

    • Sensei

      Do people from Okinawa count?

      • Gustave Lytton

        安室奈美恵 says yes?

    • Gustave Lytton

      -40 years of affirmative action

  11. blackjack

    Holy motherfuck! Skateboarding when you’re 54 is fucking tiring! My legs are on fire! I walk about about 2-3 miles a day at work, but it don’t help much. It’s only gonna get worse, because my kid wants me to take him to the real skatepark next time. The one with actual vert and coping/tiles. I gotta buy some sissy gear because it’s mandatory there. That shit is gonna wear me out. I only skated for maybe an hour and on minor banks , but it killed me, even without any injuries.

    • straffinrun

      Long boards for the long beards, BJ.

    • Rhywun

      Jesus. I have a friend about your age and we used to make fun of him for still skating in his thirties. Grow up 😛

      • blackjack

        My kid’s eight and he’s only interested in the lost art of vert riding. Which only I can teach him. It’s fun, but man, it kills my legs. I just hope I can avoid tumbling to the bottom of a deep bowl. At least I have to have gear on.

      • Spudalicious

        This is gonna hurt.

  12. EvilSheldon

    Guess what I have here, to accompany my girly Whiskey Sour?

    A pizza…with PINEAPPLE!!!

    It has bacon and ham and Mae Ploy’s Sweet Thai Hot Sauce, too. It’s pretty tasty.

    • Cancelled

      Now you are just trolling. Is it deep dish?

      • EvilSheldon

        WHAT!?!

        What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?

      • pistoffnick

        Ahhh. you frequent this site. So, yes, yes you are a pervert.

      • EvilSheldon

        *sigh*

        Damnit.

    • Aloysious

      Cauliflower crust?

      • Sean

        Still too many carbs. ?

      • Aloysious

        But it’s full of fiber. Helps you poop.

      • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

        Not to mention the epic gas it’ll give you. Now your poops are gas-propelled!

    • Sean

      To be fair, before keto, I liked pineapple…just not on pizza.

      Also, my mom liked to drink whiskey sours. Just sayin. ?

      • EvilSheldon

        Is your mom into…younger dudes?

    • R C Dean

      What did you do to a whiskey sour to make it girly?

      The pizza sounds good to me. What kind of cheese?

  13. Sean

    DJT seems on point tonight in Iowa.

    • Rhywun

      I can’t believe he’s doing another rally. Where does he get the energy?!

      • Sean

        Dunno, but the parts I watched had him crushing it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But pundits say he doesn’t want to win.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ah yes armchair diagnosis. Similar to what we put Ole Joe through too I suppose.

  14. Sean

    Dodgeball Thunderdome. Is this a real show, or am I drunk?

    • Sean

      Oh God, this show is so bad, I switched to Home Improvement.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        You are one of the smart ones. If they wanted fun injuries, they shoulda just re-ran MXC.

  15. The Bearded Hobbit

    Hmm, I used to drink whiskey sours back when I was a two-striper Airman, 20 years old. I don’t recall them being that horrible but I haven’t had one in , like, 45 years.

    Now I drink Jack and Ginger (ale).

    • Ownbestenemy

      Similar. I am growing to become a ginger beer/vodka man with a twist of lime or lemon

      • Rhywun

        I’m drinking vodka and diet 7-Up. Woooot.

      • Ownbestenemy

        If ever in NY I’d drink that with ya.

        NY right?

      • Rhywun

        Bwooklyn.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I once called the vodka and 7-Up combo the ideal drink.

        Now it’s gotta be diet soda pop to stave off the ‘beedus.

        (hoists one)

      • Rhywun

        It really is the best diet soda – and I’ve tried a bunch of them. I used to be all in on the Vodka Dew, but diet Dew tastes like shit.

      • Count Potato

        As opposed to what, the natural flavor of regular Mountain Dew?

      • Rhywun

        I see you’re someone who can’t be reasoned with.

      • Mojeaux the Malevolent

        You are correct, Rhy. Mt Dew == yum. Diet Mt Dew != yum.

      • pistoffnick

        I like vodka and Diet Squirt or Fresca. But after the pandemic, neither of those are available in my area. So it is vodka and Diet Grapefruit Shasta for my sorry ass.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Vodka and tonic for me tonight while waiting for dinner to cook. Well, really for the rice to cook.

  16. Ownbestenemy

    Tri tip off the grill and salad made. Wifey requested rice as a side so its a plain dinner but I dont care.

    • C. Anacreon

      Effing Press Secretary of the President of the USA. Whoever the president is, this should not happen in a supposedly neutral platform, especially when blue check dem operatives with bylines are able to call the president a “motherfucker” with no recriminations. If you want to keep your special status, just allow everything and let the audience decide for themselves.

      • Sensei

        If you want a real giggle just type Biden and Ukraine into Google news.

        With the exception of about 4 press outlets every other headline is full on damage control for Biden.

        But remember they are impartial.

    • Not an Economist

      I wonder if they know how much this is hurting Biden. I mean it won’t get the committed, but the uncommitted, it won’t impress them.

      • Drake

        Do they care? Maybe they want to be regulated so they can crush emerging competition like Gab.

      • Hyperion

        “it won’t get the committed, but the uncommitted, it won’t impress them.”

        I have a really hard time figuring out just what the fuck is wrong with anyone who hasn’t decided who to vote for yet.

        I mean I’m just trying to imagine the conversation between undecided guy one and undecided guy two.

        Undecided guy one – “Well, it’s really hard to decide between a guy who says mean stuff and a guy who is past senile and is controlled by a cabal of far left radicals who want to fundamentally change the country into the next Soviet union and put everyone who disagrees with anything they say into camps, like Stain”

        Undecided guy two – “Yeah I know, I don’t want to go to the camps and get separated from my family, I mean if we don’t all get executed first because I disagree with the new Ministry of Truth, but darnit, how much more can someone take of Trump saying more mean stuff on Twitter?”

        It’s like I heard someone say earlier today, the older folks who are long time democrat voters, a lot of them are still convinced the dems are the party of JFK. The younger ones, they know what their Facebook friends say.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Back in the days of old I didn’t pay attention to politics and whether or not I bothered to vote depended on how much I had to drink the night before and the size of the hangover. Come to think of it I was happier then and there are still plenty of people (a majority?) like that.

    • Drake

      If they thought there was even a doubt that the story was false, they’d let it through and let the Post take the black eye.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Distribution of hacked materials? Like articles about DJT’s tax records? Those kind of illegally obtained material?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Exactly. This sudden care for “accuracy ” on the tail end of changing politically known terms and PC terms…good luck

  17. dbleagle

    I stopped by a shrimp truck and got a plate of spicy garlic shrimp (local shrimp). I just prepared a modified French 75 for the cocktail hour.

    • Rhywun

      Cocktail “hour”. That’s cute.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s like rush hour. Less a duration, more a probability.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      What parts do you live in what had local shrimp?

      • Cancelled

        Hironoland

    • pistoffnick

      I loved the garlic shrimp trucks in Hawaii. My brother-in-law and I rented Triumph motorcycles and decided to go around the island. He got frustrated with me stopping at nearly every garlic shrimp truck we met. We both got frustrated with Obama shutting down the whole north end of the island so he and his family could have a picnic on the beach.

      • UnCivilServant

        They make trucks out of shrimp?

      • Cancelled

        Only the jumbo ones. The normal ones they make into passenger vehicles.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        The little cocktail types become Vespas.

  18. Hyperion

    I can’t even keep up with tonight’s SF marathon.

    Not that it’s a bad thing.

  19. Hyperion

    Anyone who never loved Donald is a libtard fake news. LOL

    • Ownbestenemy

      What happened?

      • Hyperion

        There’s a video at the top of this page explains it tall.

  20. Count Potato

    “Our communication around our actions on the @nypost
    article was not great. And blocking URL sharing via tweet or DM with zero context as to why we’re blocking: unacceptable.”

    https://twitter.com/jack/status/1316528193621327876

    The “but Russia!!” comments are beyond parody.

    • Rhywun

      We should just outsource the election to Russia and China and let them duke it out.

      • Sensei

        At least Cyrillic is easier to learn than hanzi.

      • Rhywun

        Дa!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Shut your babuska whore mouth!

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Wait–the scarf, or, the granny?

      • Hyperion

        If Biden wins, Russia and China will be dividing up the country, duking it out for the biggest slice of the new fundamentally changed Murika.

      • Cancelled

        China and Russia are miles ahead of us on the road to corruption and ruin. They are not the threat. The threat is that we become like them.

      • Chafed

        This guy gets it.

    • Hyperion

      “Mark Dice
      @MarkDice
      ·
      2h
      Replying to
      @jack
      and
      @nypost
      Resign. Commie Scum.”

      LOL Fucking L! What the fuck does Dice have on Jack? That shit is hilarious and who else can get away with that constantly like he does?

    • Sensei

      Hard for me to feel much sympathy for Bret, the US has to help Israel however it can and I’m leaving the WSJ, Stephens.

      Bed down with the dogs and you get fleas.

    • Cancelled

      For a trillion dollars, today, in time to turn it into hard currency of some sort before the collapse? I’d break an arm, tear off the wrist and hand, and stab her to death with the jagged end of the bone. There might be as many as 20 people alive today that I wouldn’t kill for that, likely none I wouldn’t hit. That woman I’d punch for a nickle

      • C. Anacreon

        that woman I’d punch for a nickle

        I dont want a nickle
        I just wanna ride on my morotcycle
        And I dont want a tickle
        I’d rather ride on my motorcycle
        And I dont wanna die
        I just wanna ride on my motorcy… cle

    • Chafed

      That has to be the start of a very cheap porn bideo.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        $1,000,000,000,000

        Not that damn cheap….

    • The Gunslinger

      Would for sure. Especially if she keeps the little costume on.

  21. Brochettaward

    It’s only 11:00 grandpas. Get your shit together.

    • Sir Digby Classic

      Brochettaward on October 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm
      It’s only 11:00 grandpas. Get your shit together.

      Have you taken that clock-drawing test at your doctor’s office, yet?

      No, no–cLock. As in, a watch. No, I’m sure you want to watch; I’m not talking about that.

      • Brochettaward

        I operate on real time. Take your PST and ram it down your stomach.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        ram it down your stomach.

        Are you on again about deepthroating things?

        No means NO!!

  22. straffinrun

    I’ve watched waay too many hooker, pimp, meth/crack/spice junky, alcoholic, gang member interviews over the past two weeks. It’s giving me a not too pleasant image of America. LA Skid Row or Clay County meth head, which would you choose?

    • Cancelled

      For?

      • straffinrun

        Not dying. Some of those Appalachian Counties, whew…
        I’ve heard the meth was bad, but it’s much worse than I thought.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Wait–why does it have to be a choice between those two?? America is a BIG country. I could just as much choose to be a meth head in Nueces County.

  23. Naptown Bill

    What up y’all. Just ducking my head in to say hey. I’ve been remiss in my glib time but things have been kookoo bananas around here. We’re closing on a house next Friday, school, which is winding up, has been intense, and the lockdown has been a fucking nightmare for the kids. Normal is a long way off but at least, God willing, in a month I’ll have an MBA in a house we like and can fit in, I’ll be on my way to a better job, and I’ll have a few articles to contribute. I hope everybody’s been as well as can be expected.

    • straffinrun

      ‘Sup Nap? Good to see ya.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Sounds like multiple huzzahs are in order!

    • Chafed

      Glad to know you are still with us.

    • C. Anacreon

      Congratulations on everything including the power degree!

    • Sean

      Congrats on the new home!

  24. CPRM

    Looks like it’s just me and Digby, and he’s still humping the dead threads up top, so I’ll just sit here and admire my own genius I guess.

    • Brochettaward

      You’re more like the guy who made Things.

    • PieInTheSky

      there are worse things to spend one’s time doing

      • CPRM

        I’d buy that for a dollar!

    • slumbrew

      “CPRM, Super Genius”

      • Sir Digby Classic

        This is fantastic. But, if C ever gets into a Wile E Coyote costume, and isn’t working at a Six Flags….?

      • CPRM

        You’re the one who said Super. I prefer Pure…

      • CPRM

        Great, now I’m going to get even more people in the dairy industry trying to connect with me on Linked-In.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Just post some MAGA memes–Linked In will kick you Right Out.

      • CPRM

        I don’t even remember my password, but I still get the e-mails.

      • C. Anacreon

        mmmmm…milch!

    • CPRM

      Wait, am I a libtard? I’ve been boycotting NBC for years.

    • Brochettaward

      I’m typically against the whole use Tweets to concoct a news story thing, but they got some blue check marks at least.

      What they’re obviously worried about is Trump’s town hall beating Biden’s in the ratings. And Trump didn’t “back out.” They set terms he wouldn’t agree to because of corona bullshit.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        So long as speech is “news-worthy”, twatting will fit the bill.

      • CPRM

        Backed out…dis-invited, same thing. Just like the Libertarian candidates always back out of the debates.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    Night crew is odd

    • CPRM

      Usually it’s just four of us, so I’d say we’re even. But math is white supremacy or some such.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thats me every night calculating when I need to stop drinking to wake up sober for work

      • CPRM

        That’s why you don’t sleep.

        *taps temple proudly*

      • Ownbestenemy

        *winks* I don’t know why I winked, but you get it

      • Sir Digby Classic

        I’m sure we can figure it out…
        Also, we don’t want it.
        ?

      • CPRM

        I get it. My uncle has an involuntary wink too.

      • C. Anacreon

        When your uncle walks into a room, do you say, “hey, look who’s here! It’s Wink Martindale!”?

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Gah–I loved me some Tic Tac Dough, back in the day.

    • Sir Digby Classic

      Bah–you Sunshiners are odd ones! ?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ive hung around a couple of times…so for my trailer issue, city says HOA has no right since we arent gated. Talking to lawyer tomorrow to lay some pressure on them.

        Turns out the HOA hires hitman…er…code violation picture takers.

      • CPRM
      • Sir Digby Classic

        How the hell do you get sentenced to “two days” in a prison?? What felony was involved?

      • Gustave Lytton

        HOAs are tools of white supremacists and they hate Brown and Black lawns.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…

        ::sweeping, panoramic shot of the local HOA board meeting::

      • Gustave Lytton

        Speaking of taking pictures.

        Homeless bum hanging out in front of office near pile of garbagey possessions. Ask her if it’s her stuff. ‘Nope, not my stuff’. Pull out camera to document for building maintenance. Suddenly becomes hyper ‘why are you taking pictures?’. You just said this wasn’t your stuff, why do you care?

        Thanks 9th Circus.

      • CPRM

        It’s not her’s, but it is. It’s like you don’t know the difference between private and personal property, sheesh.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Man, you ARE energized after this release….uhh, I mean, after this post.

        Yeah–this post.

      • CPRM

        I think it’s Yak stew, made me feel kind of like a Wendego.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Are you saying you ate someone??

        Hate? Hate someone! Got it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Her personal property was on private property.

        The bums have become more combative in recent years. Used to be mostly men and they were already picking up their shit and beating feet if you started walking towards them. Now, it’s profanity and arguing. Ive found bum kryptonite is taking their picture. They do not like that.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        bum kryptonite

        Part of that Kryptonite rainbow, huh?

        Wait….is that what produces Bizarro Superman?

      • CPRM

        Are you saying I’m a bum!?

      • C. Anacreon

        They know when you take their picture, you’re trying to steal their soul.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Bum souls do fetch a pretty penny in some areas.

      • CPRM

        Wait….is that what produces Bizarro Superman?

        No, I think that’s what powered Metallo Brian Singer to make Superman Returns. (I don’t think Pedo Kryptonite has been found yet)

      • Gustave Lytton

        If bums made video like H&H, I’d let them shit all over the front stoop. But they don’t, so you’re not.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Ahh–younger Linda, and her butt-floss.

        That was an awkward time to be watching a movie around mom.

      • CPRM

        Back in the good ol days when Kryptonian houses had wood siding.

      • CPRM

        It was an awkward time for Paul Hogan to watch the movie with his wife too.

    • Brochettaward

      You’re queer.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its okay Broc, this is a safe space. And before you ask…the play on words is noted.

    • CPRM

      Not like there is any kind of choice between going in guns blazing or just leaving and doing nothing!

      • Sir Digby Classic

        No, no–it’s any action of physical violence. They literally do not want any sort of contact with people that could be construed as resisting/violence.

      • Chafed

        Not even straight white guts?

      • Chafed

        Guts = guys

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Oh goody, Barnes and Noble got hacked.

    • C. Anacreon

      Oh no! Will the Nook e-readers still work for the dozens of people who own them?

      • Brochettaward

        Now that posted an actual link, seems like someone just asking for a CPS call. Don’t film that shit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Cool…but clear it even after you check that it didn’t lock open on empty…

      • Sean

        She’s awesome. ?

        I only watched a lil bit, but I’ll finish it later.

    • Brochettaward

      Nice link there guy.

  27. Ownbestenemy

    Alright, Im calling it. 289 to 249. Trump wins.

    Now enjoy

    • CPRM

      He should fight the winner of Monkey Vs Robot.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Middle son turned a lezzie…well she wasn’t full lezzie, but I forgot how teenage hormones work and he is now a bigger asshoe

      • CPRM

        Well, sounds like he deserves some braggadocio.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        When she starts wanting something softer, he’ll learn his lesson. So, it’s just a waiting game, really.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hey I told him “son, just don’t even go there…” and in the fashion of every teen to ever lived said “whatever boomer”.

  28. CPRM

    I bet these guys are Trump haters, but it doesn’t come across as hate, just comedy. Like things used to be. And like I hope the cartoon does.

  29. Sir Digby Classic

    I listen to this, first thing, for every bike/spin/whatever session, each morning. That said, I don’t know the group that well, but, I’ve never see them be political beyond “most politicians that make the news become auto-tune fodder for us”.

    • Sir Digby Classic

      How this became its own comment, and not a reply to CP, I have no idea.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Too close in age to me dear mother. Can really only see that.

      • CPRM

        I wasn’t giving a ‘would’, just saying she looks good for her age you perverted granny fucker.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Says the man noticing the good looks of a rocker granny….?

  30. PieInTheSky

    Jeez you people were chatty this morning. U usually don;t check the comments after like 8 30 because not much is said

    • Sir Digby Classic

      Others were bored, I guess. I doubt anyone else wants me having a two-way conversation with myself (not a euphemism). Plus, I don’t want to type that much.

    • CPRM

      So are you saying I should quit my job so I can come back full-time to late night glibs?

      • PieInTheSky

        Only if you also increase your drinking otherwise it’s a waste

      • CPRM

        I don’t think that is biologically feasible. Something about livers and such, stupid doctors be like ‘Quack Quack Quack, Mr. Duckworth!’

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Has the Dog been seen back in your area?

      • CPRM

        Yes! Came back around the time I went on vacation. A fucking miracle! When I get 2 days off in a row I still splurge on some Porters, but the Dog which is Red has made a glorious and welcomed return.

      • CPRM

        No, I didn’t. But now I feel bad he had to suffer under Trump. Such Brave. #StrongForTommyLeeJonesLGBTQ+

      • CPRM

        I’m such a good #Allie that I tweeted that shit. I love the gays.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        I wonder if Tom Segura will see this and comment on his podcast.

        Daaaaaaaaad!!!

      • CPRM

        You give me too much credit. Everyone loves my shtick, but no one shares it. No one outside our small group will ever know my genius. And I’m fine with that, because mmmm beer.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Hey–things happen, and words spread. If you have a team of people who look things up online, you tend to see lots of stuff.

        So, while I’m not exactly hoping for it, it could be interesting.

  31. hayeksplosives

    Ah! A good ol Hat and Hair to end the day!

    Bravo, CPRM.

    • CPRM

      Thanks. Just a few more weeks till we find out if you all get to enjoy 4 more years of Hat and Hair. A vote for Trump is a vote for more cartoons!

      • Sir Digby Classic

        You heard it here, first, folks–CPRM will STOP the H&H cartoons if Trump doesn’t retain the Presidency!

        SAD!

      • CPRM

        I’ve never denounced White Supremacists that I’ve never heard of who might watch the cartoons either.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Well, there are good viewers on BOTH sides…

  32. CPRM

    I just tried to watch that Bill Burr SNL monologue some of you have been hyping. That’s a lot of cringe. I’m sorry, it was a lot of terrible jokes made worse by canned laughter. Fuck Space Boston. I don’t get why some of you find him funny, bet I’ll defend your right to be wrong.

    • Sir Digby Classic

      I like him in F is for Family, but, even that has its limits. I also give him props for his Mando appearance. That said, if he never shows back up, I’m perfectly fine with it.

      I never watched the monologue.

      • CPRM

        I also give him props for his Mando appearance.

        Like I said, fuck him for making Space Boston a thing because he’s too lazy actually fucking act and the producers for not hiring a real actor.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Lucas made “Space Queen’s English/Space Posh” a thing. It’s a big galaxy–should be easy to avoid the Southies.

      • Tres Cool

        Burr is pals with Chappelle.

    • Sir Digby Classic

      BTW–what is it with white guy comics, as they get older? Seems like most just get angrier/more bitter in their routines, and, seem to get more leftist.

      • CPRM

        Alcoholism and only having whores and prostitutes to talk to? And by whores I mean other comedians.

      • CPRM

        Apologies if I’m getting a bit ‘testy’. I had a perfectly good night visiting my little brother and his family. Until I was leaving and when I was leaving and I said something about ‘the site’ to my brother because I gifted them them jar of honey Fourscore gave me. My sister-in-law asked what is ‘the site’ and I explained, then she asked some questions about views here and one of the things I said was except for the general thought that government should be smaller we still have the same old arguments, and one of the things I said was ‘some people are pro-abortion, some are anti-abortion’ Then she had to go on a rant about it wasn’t pro-abortion it was pro-choice!’ …tiresome.

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Say….she’s not posting COVID videos on YT, is she?

      • Tres Cool

        The 1st rule of Glibertarians- you do NOT discuss the site
        The 2nd rule of Glibertarians- YOU DO NOT discuss the site

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Does this mean CPRM and I gotta rassle, now?

      • Festus' Mustache

        *readies Steadi-cam for the Clash of the Titans*

      • Sir Digby Classic

        Also–good to see Euphemism-in-place-of-reasoned-argument is still stronk.

      • CPRM

        She used to be strongly anti-abortion, because her mom told her that she had thought about aborting her, and she had gotten pissed at me once when I said I couldn’t make an argument against abortions prior to formation of the human body. But all that thought and reason is erased, because the OTHER TEAM is bad, I guess.

    • The Hyperbole

      This, I thought I was the only one. He had maybe three good lines in there, the rest was a lot of Meh!

      about the SNL monologue, I think he can be funny, just not this time.

      • CPRM

        After all the links I’ve seen here, I’m still waiting for one where he is funny, but I Want To Believe.

  33. Tres Cool

    From my YouTube “featured”:

    COVID-19: Q&As With An Expert
    Featured
    Learn about vaccines, virus transmission, and HEALTH INEQUITY

    *emphasis mine

    • Sir Digby Classic

      Oh, fuck………?

      Because, everyone comes into the world in the same condition as every other person, but greed and corporations and selfishness…

  34. UnCivilServant

    Mornin’ Glibs.

    It’s amazing how the removal of a single stressor can cause the rest of the stress to just drain away.

      • CPRM

        Wow, you went dark. UCS isn’t a rapist racist, I can tell you that.

      • UnCivilServant

        I put in the paperwork and got approved for full time telecommute for the near future, so I don’t have to deal with the stupid ‘wear a mask at the office’ rule that was going to get me in trouble.

      • CPRM

        So much Reverse Karen. Me being a #EssentialWorker I’ve been having to wear a mask to work for the last 9 months or whatever the fuck.

      • UnCivilServant

        If by that you mean I try to avoid having others’ will forced upon me…

      • Gender Traitor

        Ah, so THAT was the “super-stressor event.” Glad you got approved and that it put you in a calmer, happier state (though sadly, still in NY.)

        Good morning, gentlemen.

      • UnCivilServant

        When they were threatening disciplinary action on par with sleeping at your desk or being drunk on the job over a rule that should not even be in place and I cannot follow, yes, it’s a bit stressful.

      • PieInTheSky

        You should wear a mask in your home just to get used to it

      • UnCivilServant

        One of these years you’ll learn humor.

      • PieInTheSky

        But will you not miss the socializing component of the office?

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s virtually no one in the office. And there wasn’t socialization when there were people there.

      • CPRM

        And people thought Yakov Smirnov was the last great comedian from the other side of the wall.

    • CPRM

      Finally got that hamster removed?

      • CPRM

        You did? Congratulations. Something something about going back…

      • PieInTheSky

        you two should probably get some sleep

      • CPRM

        Shut up! You’re not my Real Dad!

      • PieInTheSky

        do you want me to be?

  35. Festus' Mustache

    Mornin’ Glibbies! Still catching up but CPRM? That was the best one yet!

    • Festus' Mustache

      “I’M your hair, Donald!” left me in stitches.

  36. Festus' Mustache

    Oh great. I finally show up and everybody ghosts. I have two very unhappy cats right now that have been forced to diet. I call the grey one “Bitey”!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You should try some deodorant.

    • Grosspatzer

      Boo!

      • Festus' Mustache

        I thought it was my charming and dignified bearing that chased all the boys from the yard. Huh. Back to the old drawing board…

  37. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Boy Foochie is pissed about the Barrington Declaration.

    We’ve moved the goalposts way beyond flatten the curve to minimize all cases.

    • Festus' Mustache

      He is a Medical Doctor is he not? Do they not teach the term “endemic” in Med School anymore? “It’s Here! It’s Fear! Get Used To It!” As noted yesterday, the only ones wearing the masks up here are the little shit-lads and lasses that are doing it to tweak the noses of their elders. I find it highly amusing.

      • limey

        Tangentially relevant, speaking of the AIER and moving the goalposts, I just checked the AIER wikipedia entry and it says [okay, stop press! SAID! It’s been edited in the couple of minutes since I read it, so I may have just stumbled upon an “edit war”?] that:

        AIER statements and publications consistently portray the risks of climate change as minor and manageable, which is a form of climate change denial

        Which has been reverted to:

        AIER statements and publications consistently portray the risks of climate change as minor and manageable.

        I’m not sure I’d agree that they consistently “portray” climate change as “minor” but, yes, they do recognise the potential of human innovation to make it a lot more manageable than the doomsayers would have you believe.

      • invisible finger

        Being a “doctor” doesn’t mean he is a jack of all trades. He knows his one specific area – virology – and that’s it. His knowledge of anything else – such as oncology, psychology, chemistry, statistics, etc. – is the same as the average schlub, and his knowledge of economics seems to be about zilch.

    • Grosspatzer

      We’ve moved the goalposts way beyond flatten the curve to minimize eliminate all cases.

  38. Grosspatzer

    “The classiest dick ever”. You have outdone yourself, CPRM.

    • Festus' Mustache

      They are coming for us, GP. It’s like Kristallnacht all over again but this time with Pogs.

      • Grosspatzer

        Pogs? WTF is that?

    • Sean

      Close the bridges! Shut it all down!

      • Sensei

        Well, at least all those PA drivers doing 10 under the speed limit won’t be permanently in the left lane.

  39. Grosspatzer

    Shut it all down!

    Murphy’s working on it.

    • Festus' Mustache

      Everybody hiding under the blankets because a Monster lives under the bed is something that I never dreamed would happen in my lifetime but here we are.